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Sasuke Recovery Mission
Chapter 187: The Plea...!!
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>>280123681Kinda funny how Jirobo can't even cope that he was low on chakra when he lost unlike the others, dude got a refill from 5 guys (and a dog) and still got rekt
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>>280123702>It was stupid to charge in before we figured out our enemies' powers...Ladies and gentlemen, the power of 200IQ
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Done. See you tomorrow!
Next chapter might be a couple of hours later than this.
>>280124234danke, replacement OP
TWELVE YEARS AGO A NINE TAILED FOX SUDDENLY APPEARED...
IF YOU BELIEVE IT!
NARUTO! NARUTO!
BELIEVE IT! BELIEVE IT!
HERE I AM WITH MY NINJA CLAN!
NINJA CLAN, HERE WE STAND!
NARUTO, I'M ON MY WAY,
NARUTO, I'LL BE OKAY!
GETTING READY TO FIGHT ON SIGHT!
COME ON BEST FRIENDS BY MY SIDE!
SASUKE, IS REALLY COOL!
SAKURA, THE BEAUTIFUL!
KOWAGARUNA NARUTO SAOTO MAMORE
KOWAGARUNA NARUTO SAOTO MAMORE
>>280123827This is kind of stupid. Naruto knows he already risked his life to take care of the sound ninjas that were chasing them during the Konoha Crush.
>>280123813I wonder what Neji is thinking in these pages.
>>280123657neji the neonazi
>>280124692Neji doesn't have an internal dialogue.
>>280123930That's pretty retarded, lmao. He didn't need to pretend to betray his teammates just to get Jirobo to talk.
I hate Shikamaru glazing.
>>280124129I mean all of the sound 4 would have probably died to Choji's bullshit red pill.
>>280124234Thanks nu-OP. Cute chibi Kakashi, I bet most Naruto characters look good chibified. Makes me want to see a Naruto JRPG with chibi Final Fantasy-style sprites or models.
>>280123721Kiba feeding his dog amphetamines.
>>280124234Thanks temp OP
>>280123827>I might work for a pedophiliac terrorist snake but betraying your comrades? That's where I draw the line
>>280124954I'm still not sure if the Sound 4 are supposed to be brainwashed to work for Orochimaru or if they do it willingly.
>>280124795 no way he beats anyone else, spider bro never let's him get close, tayuya genjutsus him, and he gets walled off by the duo if it was able to stop the big dog
>>280124997the curse mark used to be a controlling thing until it just became whatever kishi wanted it to be
>>280124795Not really, Kidomaru keeps great distance, so it doesn't change much, Tayuya counters it both with genjutsu and with her summons, Sakon/Ukon use the destruction from the inside, possibly one of the two dies.
>>280124997I think it's just Kishi being inconsistent. They're pitiable slaves forced to serve Orochimaru but they also act evil because they need to play the villain.
>>280124954>>280124997I think that they simply know they're scumbug who sold their souls to Oro and can't, and possibly don't want either, back out, but they still call out others, also remember that Jirobo criticized Tayuya for insulting Sakon, it seems he's more "proper" than the others, possibly the reason he opposes Tayuya in their cardinal direction pattern.
>>280124885Everyone's favourite characters!
Karin, Jugo, and Suigetsu are here too I guess
>>280125213HEY! Lay off Suigetsu, he's at least as good as Hidan.
>>280125213>>280125379I only read up go the formation of Taka, but I remember thinking Suigetsu was pretty cool. I dislike Karin and Jugo is very forgettable.
>>280125521I admire Suigetsu because he's the only member of Taka who isn't part of Sasuke's black-hole sue aura.
>Karin's motivation: She loves Sasuke>Jugo's motivation: He liked Kimimaro and he told him to help Sasuke (despite this never having been implied previously and Kimimaro knew Sasuke was just a vessel for Oro, so he shouldn't be particularly interestted in telling Jugo to help him), also Sasuke can stop his rampages.>Suigetsu's motivation: Collect the mist weaponsHe's still forced to follow Sasuke, but at least he has agency beyond that, he doesn't revolve around Sasuke.
This is even more blatant when even Orochimaru decide his motivation is to see what Sasuke will do, out of nowhere and acting in a completely different way from how he did before, becoming just a tool for Sasuke in the last stretch.
>>280125521>>280125668Yeah. Sasuke is just a cancer in part 2. I like the way shillfic is handling Taka. Jugo is more of a meme than a noncharacter and I'm not sure what to think about it though.
>>280125779>Underage premarital sex
>>280125825itachi had a lover at 13
>>280125909>Same old copeAnd they both suffered Kishi's curse for it. You wanna live a long life? Get a ring.
> having to daisy-chain 4 tripcodes because some schizo is off his meds
is this the stupidest storytime ever?
>>280125909Wich doesn't mean they had sex already.
>>280126031lol
>>280126085what do you think lover means, anon?
>>280126079the colored one was almost as bad
>>280126123>lover>/หlสvษ/>noun>a partner in a sexual or romantic relationship outside marriage.
>>280126079*Puts on truth sunglasses*
>Being schizo enough to juggle 4 tripcodes (+ remembering to take them off when you want to talk shit anonymously)
>>280123721>>280123738I wish we got more fight scenes with Kiba. He's fights like a more coordinated version of Kyubi Naruto
>>280126213When you think about it, it's pretty weird how Naruto is obsessed with Sasuke and most of the time it feels like his only other friend is Shikamaru, even though Kiba and Lee exist, and both of them are far more similar to Naruto in terms of personality traits, but they almost never hang out together.
>>280126213Yeah, Kiba and Akamaru fighting with claws and fangs is fun. Underrated character. Not a fan of his older design as an adult.
>>280126357it is rarely ever used in that particular context
>>280126213Slightly off-topic but Kiba was my favourite character in NUNS2. I loved how he fought with Akamaru and how his attacks (tilt, combo, and jutsu) so easily flowed into each other. His jutsu sent him flying across the map so it was a little harder to counter attack after a substitute, and if Kiba's fang failed to connect, Akamaru's still could. His tilt was great for launching enemies into the air.
Just such a fun character, insanely fast and agile.
>>280126387>Not a fan of his older design as an adult.His design would be better if he had short hair.
Most Boruto designs are shit though.
>>280126390Yes, and obviously Kishimoto put that word only to emphasize Itachi's sacrifice, without giving it particular weight despite this I like it for the opposite reason, not much because it's something he sacrificed for Sasuke but because I liked seeing in the anime that he liked someone beside Sasuke and Shisui. I really didn't care for Shisui, as he was just there to be one of the "bro" characters, die to add to Itachi's tragedy and give him the Mangekyo and after that have his eyes used as plot devices making him a really bland character.
This means that you can use the connotation you prefer for it, and seems more reasonable the one wich doesn't imply a 13 year old was in a sexual relationship. I'm not even saying that's necessary, it happen, so it's possible that meaning was correct, it's just seems more of a stretch.
>>280123866Make like 200 clones. A little dirt dome ain't gonna do shit to hold those in.
>>280126681They would puff much faster than the destruction of the dome.
>>280125909I think using lover to mean sexual partner is probably not accurate to the Japanese translation and just an artefact of localization.
>>280123944You were awesome Choji
>>280123930You didn't need to confirm shit. You wasted a fuckton of chakra and time by standing there and doing nothing when you could've just bruteforced your way out by attacking all at once at some random spot. Fuck, just use your paper bombs, since they don't even need chakra to detonate, just a spark to ignite the paper. Or even better, let Naruto use his nine-tails hax to destroy the wall by summoning 2000 clones, a giant toad, or spamming Rasengan against the wall. You don't need to worry about his chakra, he has an almost infinite pool of it.
>>280123702>>280124175Shikabros, I thought we were smarter than Einstein?
>>280127224Again, it was as simple as asking Neji "Look at the chakra in the wall" and then making Choji destroy the weakpoint, if Jirobo is tricking the byakugan he's cautious enough to let his words come from the opposite side respect to where he is.
That said he's not managing to mould the chakra to use a rasengan, we saw it was absorbed when he tried.
>>280124954>>280123827unironically pretty based of Jirobo. Gotta respect the guy
>>280123917has Naruto never seen Choji fight? He was unconscious when he went up against the sound ninjas back in the forest, but I thought he saw him during the prelims
>>280127224Might be bad if he summoned a bunch of clones / giant toad, could just squish them all + not enough space for paper bombs either without hitting themselves
But yeah Choji should have instantly just smashed the wall down, they wasted way too much time and energy here.
>>280124997the way I understood it they willingly gave up their freedom to serve orochimaru in exchange for power. Whatever Sasuke is going through right now, they already went through.
>>280125668I always felt Sasuke should have teamed up with Suigetsu and nobody else. They made a nice duo, and were a nice reflection of Itachi and Kisame's partnership. Karin and Juugo just bloated everything up
>>280127609As much as I hate Karin, she needs to be there. Otherwise the homosexual """artists""" would show no mercy whatsoever.
>>280127668she's not fooling anyone though, sasuke's little posse was fruitier than a pride parade
>What's that? The village's last pair of sharingan is gone?
>Not a priority. Send some genin and our newest chunin.
>Sorry, Shikamaru, every one of our 10,000 other ninja are away on very important missions
Tsunade leads like she's a Lightning village plant
>>280126681That would crush everyone else inside as well.
>>280125668Too bad his motivations never go anywhere.
>>280128580That's true, but him at least having one at all, wich isn't sucking off Sasuke, makes him by far the best of the three.
>>280125668The dude eventually lost his edge and became a meta-commentary character and started acting more cowardly.
According to the databook
Sakon=Kidomaru>Tayuya=Ukon>Jirobo.
>>280129311No "Believe it!" at the end? Not my Naruto.
>>280129342>Ukon being a fucking lazy piece of shitLmao
>>280129342Databooks stats useless for anything other than shitposting material. If only we got Minato's stats so the Minato vs Itachi arguments had even more fuel
>>280129342The databook has SHIT TASTE.
Tayuya > ALL
I found a different translation of some chapters ago, where Sakon foreshadowed Uko, while making a red herring, making it seem he was saying him and Tayuya could defeat Kakashi.
Honestly this seems a better phrasing than the one of this translation.
>>280129702I know, even the specific stats tend to be wonky, and as we already established the general powerscaling of this arc is weird.
>>280129735She herself recognizes Sakon is the strongest of them. At least he has the ugliest CM2, while she has the prettiest
>>280129342>Databook states that Sasuke's intelligence stat is higher than Neji's I don't buy that shit for a minute.
>>280129887>Coping Skellingtonfag
>>280129887That means Neji is Naruto-tier in intelligence since Sasuke's IQ is supposed to be a little higher than Naruto's.
>>280129342No wonder Jirobo got BTFO the quickest by the fatfuck.
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>>280130022>SkellingtonfagThe Hyuuga have the strongest bones in the village!
>>280123646 (OP)Damn, i though you'd post in the other thread.
>>280124129I feel like Kidomaru being fresh against Neji wouldn't have changed anything desu.
>>280124997I think they are parallels to Sasuke, so they are doing it willingly (but also because of lack of better options).
>>280131231Yeah, I was the one who bumped the old thread thinking he might want to use it, but he had already created this one. It makes sense, the last thread doesn't look like a daily.
>>280123787Why are we suddenly translating rasengan this chapter?
>>280129737>where Sakon foreshadowed UkoNigga, you can see Ukon every time Sakon is on a page.
>>280131758Anon is Implying that we didn't know that other head was sentient until his fights with Kiba.
Although, looking at it now, i feel like Kishimoto did about as much of a good job hiding it as he did with Minato being Naruto's father.
>>280131758>>280131875I think you could make a case that Sakon and Ukon being able to physically separate into two bodies (and thus undo the Shadow Possession) was the twist, as beforehand you could maybe chalk it up to just being a 2-headed freak who's just naturally like that
>>280123800>>280123813Shikamaru: one of the few ninja in Konoha who is willing to use dirty, underhanded tactics to win.
>>280123879Based Choji, knowing what's up. Naruto and Kiba are such morons...
>replacement
Is this dailyramen or is this schizotard? Why is there a new tripfag? What the fuck is happening to these dailies?
>>280123944Choji is great.
I wonder how he'd match up against Lee, now that I'm thinking about it.
>>280124234Thanks substituteOP!
>>280132766Ramenfag got banned for 3-4 days so we've got a substitute teacher for now
>>280132766schizotard got dailyramen banned by reporting him, so another good anon stepped up to continue dailyramen's work for two days when his ban is lifted.
>>280132766Ramen naively linked to the schizo thread to for the Colored pages and got mistake for the schizo by anons who mass reported it.
>>280132800>>280132802How do we know this isn't schizotard impersonating?
>>280132832how the fuck is ramen banned for it though?
schziofag was going even goddamn worse
>>280132855Either schizotard is a mod or schizotard is daily ramen. Funny enough I was actually banned many threads ago for suggesting the ladder. Weird
>>280132848if so, he's been bitching at himself
the rhetoric of sasukebrown being dailyramen never made any sense considering when 4chan came back we had roughly 9-10 days of not dealing with even of a whiff of any of his retardation
Sasukefag *is* dailyramen *and* like three different drawfags and probably a mod
Reminder that Jiraiya orchestrated Dan's death with help from Danzo and Root
>>280132848Because he threw a hissy fit when replacement OP started dumping, such as this post
>>280108238
>>280133137He just had to wait for Kishi's curse to take effect
>>280132774>I wonder how he'd match up against Lee, now that I'm thinking about it.How would he even get a hit on Lee? I know he has that butterfly power up coming up, is that enough to catch Lee? I have no idea how strong he gets with spoiler, just that it happens
>>280133137That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about the clandestine operations of ROOT to dispute it...
I mean, can you blame him?
>>280133305Base Lee definitely, gated Lee is up for debate.
>>280127949>Put the fate of an entire failing state at the mercy of an alcoholic gambling addicted slutty hag, who proceeds to make every worst decision imaginable.God that's so fucking hot.
>>280125213Thanks, anon, I like Zetsu. Before they turned out to be more than sidekick monsters of course
>>280132774>>280133305The Shikamaru wank has so far showed us patience is an op strat, so you could have Lee wasting all his stamina (which surprisingly isn't much) throwing attacks at Choji whom could patiently just enlarge his arms or to block or just ball up to protect himself long enough for Lee's stamina to run out, or you could have Lee being the smart one, merely side-stepping Choji's rolling ball attack long enough like Dosu did and then deliver the finishing blow. I'd say the odds favor Lee but it depends entirely on who puts the brains in the fight.
>>280127274Shika KNEW he'd figure everything out eventually
TRUST his plan and multi-dimension chess insight
>>280123657she's such a cutie
>>280123681imagine being at chakras so fat you look and see food
>>280133638Even Tsunade knew she didn't want to be hokage in her IT dream
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>>280123702dammit kiba, this is not the moment to be giving blowjobs to naruto
>>280124692>shit, did I leave the oven on?
>>280133917It's just a baby talk way of saying dinner.
>>280124763Eh, works as well as anything else
>>280123944the human juggernaut, BITCH
>>280123953Neji 100% looks like a cute girl here.
>>280133847>>280134102If you want her at her best, you need to be able to handle her at her worst, by this I mean the (THE MAIN BRANCH DID THIS) episodes.
>>280133930There's a reason they made Neji crossdress so much in the Rock Lee spinoff.
>>280132848There's no way to know, in the same way that you can't know if any anon you ever talk to is the schizo or not.
It doesn't seem likely to me, though.
>>280133917>Kiba poisons Akamaru with Brazilian sweets
>>280134019Ah, I see.
I hate people who do baby talk with their pets.
>>280134332I used to say din-din ironically with friends, until one group thought I was serious and didn't believe me when I said I was joking. I still think it's a funny word though.
>>280133905Let him cook. Trust the plan.
>>280133905>>280123702>>280134586Now Hinata supposedly gaining the ability to absorb chakra gets really funny.
>>280134586Damn Kiba...lay off the Naruto jizz...
>>280133905It's always the moment to be giving Naruto a blowjob
>>280123721It's bizarre that these pills aren't more widely used by the cast. Naruto complains several times that he's out of chakra, which the pills would be an immediate fix for.
>>280134747MOOOOOOODSSSSS!!!
>>280134747Shillfic commissioned art of his story?
>>280133499Needs impregnation.
>>280134586do you think the inuzuka give birth to litters?
>>280135015Finally, some common sense in these shitty threads.
>>280133499She should have slept with Jiraiya while she had the chance.
>>280126456>NUNS2damn I wasted so much time playing those games in college, every time someone had weed we'd just play this, Smash and Mashed for hours.
>>280135220Pervy wart-covered hands typed this post
>>280123930Eating potato chips just replenishes your chakra? lmao
How do you defend Naruto not summoning Gamabunta the second they found the sound 4?
>>280136468I could buy him being a meathead trying to show off how badass Rasengan is first desu
>>280136703Gamabunta is infinitely more badass and gets the job done
>>280136468Summoning gamabunta would also kill his allies
>>280136947They can literally just step back a little.
I'm talking about summoning Gamabunta before starting to attack the sound 4, they clearly had time to do that.
>>280137001>>280136893What was Naruto looking at? Was it out of the shot?
>>280137154he got his face smashed hard like an idiot agaisnt those things, hence the reddish face
But seriously, would she have gotten with Jiriaya if he came back?
>>280137138this could be a meme
>>280137249Glad he and Neji got out of that one.
>>280136452The power of MSG
>>280136893>>280137001tenten, my irrelevant beloved
>>280137482I feel like I've heard that name before, somewhere...
>>280137506Still forcing this joke?
>>280137482when i was a kid i liked her, thought she was a nice girl (non sexual), which is ridiculous because she isnt precisely a gentle girl, she has some minor jerkish moments
then later, when older, realized how npc she is
now as an adult I realize how ZAMM she is
>>280137546>"I feel like I've heard that name before, somewhere."What was this supposed to imply with Tenten?
>>280137559I liked her Blank Period design, but I'm not really feeling her Boruto one.
>>280137593Who is Tenten?
>>280137593>Blank Periodthe fuck is that?
...googled it, looks like... shippuden? a movie? some chibi scenes wtf?
idk I grew up with ultimate ninja 2 and 3 on the ps2. shippuden was this new and a little mysterious af shit lol
>>280137715The Blank Period is the timeline The Last where light novels were published along with their anime adaptions. It's basically Part 3.
>>280137747...so... db gt? db gt 100 years after?
end of z perhaps??
I legit didnt know this thing existed. I mesn I heard there was this big final war in shippuden.. and then boruto happened... oh, it makes sense for something to have happened in that span of time I suppose..
I never watched shippuden anyway so I won't bother understand it yet
>>280137817The Last is the movie that happens 2 years after the war and the Blank Period is the part of the anime that shows what happens in the village around that time, it doesn't appear in the manga, b*ruto doesn't exist.
>>280137817It takes place between Naruto and Boruto.
>>280137875Between Naruto and what?
>b*ruto doesn't exist
There he goes again with no sense of subtlety. Does the schizo just whore himself in every conversation?
>inb4 "I'm not the schizo!"
So annoying. Completely incapable of talking about this series like a normal person.
>>280137273Kishimoto would've come up with something so she stays loyal to Dan.
>>280137559I mean i suppose i have a thing for cute chinese walking arsenals girls
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>>280138238Ramen is literally banned
>>280138254He also only ever posts the chapters with his trip on, so it's not like he has been applying any leverage like our guy thinks.
>>280123845>Everybody shut up, Sherlock is entering his mind palace and that means you're all idiots this chapter
>>280137174>ANGRY BIRD TAKES FLIGHT
>>280137273Yes, that should be obvious when she said she wouldn't let him keep his cool anymore.
>>280136893You were NOT supposed to unearth that forbidden knowledge... you were supposed to drop filler hell at Bikochu...
>>280140860>Pinkshit comes up with a new rape method.jpg
>>280123845>MIND PALACE>>280123944Thanks sub
>>280123657All my ninja's nazis nigga heil hyuuga
>>280140881>this pleases the stinky poopskin jeet
>>280127224As I understood it, Jirobo could redistribute the chakra if he he had forewarning. So Shiki wanted to apply the max force to the best location with as much surprise and non-warning as they could manage. But perhaps that's just coping for the authors.
>>280129342>Sakon=KidomaruBull fucking shit lmao
>>280141479This. It should be Kidomaru > Sakon.
I wonder if Tayuya would be prepared to use her feminine wiles if that's what it took to complete a mission.
>>280129887being a conspiracytard doesn't mean you're intelligent, quite the opposite
>>280141808Shikamaru could've turned her into a proper lady. Damn you Kishi and your fat bitch from Suna.
>>280130313Anon, no, you don't understand, he said it because Neji is dead
>>280141808too proud for that unless it's an explicit order from Orochimaru, then she'd grit her teeth and try to do it
>>280132802Other anons have tried carrying on the storytime only to have the dumps be ignored and reposted by dailyfaggot. Why does this new tripcode fag get a pass? This storytime is exceptionally shit
>>280124234Thank you for posting, stand-in ramen.
>>280142529Schizo... It's important to to go outside for at least 30 minutes every day
>>280123787Naruto is so useless
why doesn't naruto just dig a tunnel out of there like he did in the fight against neji
>>280141942>order from Orochimaruor Kimimaro
>>280141830Was he wrong, though?
>>280129342>>280141479Yeah, this shit makes no sense. Orochimaru stated that either Sakon or Tayuya are the strongest ones from the Sound Four while Kidomaru and Jirobo are the weakest.
>>280141830Memes aside he unironically isn't, he accuses his clan of enslaving half of them wich is objectively true, and beyond that he's fatalist, he doesn't believe that there is an hidden cabal stopping people from succeeding, just that you can't escape your oringins.
>>280143710>>280129342The thing with Tayuya is she has pretty unique jutsu that doesn't seem like a bloodline thing unlike what Sakon or Kidomaru have. She uses summons and conplicated sound genjutsu, and her curse seal just seems to give her more chakra rather than a third eye or wings or something. It makes you wonder who taught her and it doesn't seem she just came out of a mutant clan or a lab.
>>280124997I fully believe they are all basically in full doomer mode mixed in with teenage angst and just take out their anger however or whenever they can.
>>280143756You didn't need to spoiler that.
>>280143815I'm pretty sure it has to be a kekkei genkai if Kabuto needed to user her body to perform her genjutsu.
>>280143832So basically they're just like Saucegay.
>>280127224>spamming Rasengan against the wallThe move they specifically said he can't do because of the drain inside?
The fucking reading comprehension, I swear.
>>280137273It would've been really interesting. I love these guys' relationship.
>>280143710IIRC Kabuto said Sakon is the strongest and too cocky because of it and he may have cause the delay, and Orochimaru replies that Tayuya's personality is just as bad. He doesn't comment on the strength, so Kabuto's assessment of Sakon as the strongest should he true.
Pretty sure Sakon and Ukon at least hard counter Tayuya's genjutsu since they can dispel it for each other.
why aren't Jugo and Suigetsun in the Sound Four?
>>280137001jerking off to tenten!
>>280143853he used DNA to copy jutsu independently of their status, including Jirobo's earth release, I think that's just a shortcut to get techniques with no need for training.
>>280143710Really? I remember Kabuto saying that Sakon is the strongest, and Tayuya affirming to be second to him, but never someone confirming this second, and Tayuya's self assesment isn't too reliable.
Low-key Tayuya's cutest moment is when she brandishes her flute and boasts about it being her only weapon.
The fact Sasuke is their leader means they're now the sound 5 again?
>>280144556I doubt Sasuke even bothered to remember their names
>>280144556pretty sure the plan was that Orochimaru would eat him immediately on arrival so that leadership is purely theoretical to calm Sasuke down
makes you wonder if Orochimaru.really wanted to walk around in a 13 year old body
>>280144574He can simply camouflage it, like Tsunade.
>>280144306Jugo is too valuable to risk
Suigetsu is scrub
>>280144400she would defeat Tsunade with this btw
>>280144306I think it's because they're too unreliable: Jugo goes berserk, Suigetsu would bail, as he wasn't given a curse mark to enforce loyalty and neither has the cooperative jutsu to do things like seal Sasuke or the barrier around Oro and Hiruzen.
>>280143710Tayuya was never stated to be among the strongest.
>>280144369>>280145159Orochimaru said that she could be the strongest one.
>>280141479>>280141765Leadership was decided in a fight remember? That means the brothers have defeated Kidomaru off-screen after Kimimaro went sick.
>>280145305While losing against Neji Kidomaru says that since kimimaro no one pushed him that much.
>>280145347Is Sakon the biggest fraud in the Sound 4?
>>280144772Tsunade HAS shown she's weak against cute, youthful enthusiasm.
despite her transformation, Tsunade probably has that old person smell
>>280145347Probably because it wasn't a fair 1v1 among the sound 4 but rather Orochimaru having them all together in a room and fight until only one remained standing, which ended up being Sakon/Ukon.
>>280139558She saw my dick... It's so over, bros...
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>>280146509They all look so derpy
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>>280146509Kiba-kun... that's rude...
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>>280146519Your tripcode is gone.
>>280146580>>280146592Jirobo, you could've absorbed the remained chakra Choji had right here...
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>>280146600Yeah, it seems 4chanx is acting up, so I had to input it manually for every post in the queue.
>>280146592>Giving names to basic actionsWhat a chuuni.
>>280146600Seems like he noticed.
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>>280146509>Kiba flipping the birdNow THAT is comically edgy.
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>>280146649You could've told given those because you attacked like a dumbass.
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>>280146619>>280146630All things considered, Jirobo is right.
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>>280146649>Naruto's version of senzu beansMakes you wonder why they aren't used more often
>>280146670*before
>>280146673>>280146682He's just...going to let them?
>>280146580>turned the dodgeable giant boulder into multiple smaller pieces so the fragmentation shreds everyoneOUR HERO
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>>280146738The shading on Jirobo's face looks oddly detailed here.
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>Even Jirobo can dig but Kiba can't.
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>>280146550>>280146561Neji, you were with your byakugan on! How did you not see him going underground?
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>>280146811He got distracted by thinking about Hinatummy for a second. Many such cases.
>Choji only wants to fight Jirobo because he was mean to his bf
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Done. See you tomorrow!
>>280146964Many thanks OP
>Kishimoto depicted a Shikamaru hater as a dumb fat balding simp
If Jirobo wanted to win he could simply seal again Choji in that prison and drain him, without Neji he has no way of knowing where he is and where the chakra is focused. That would waste a lot of time tho, and probably using the pills Choji would be capable of breaking it on a reinforced point too.
>>280146719Thank you OP.
>>280146592Those hits would've broken multiple bones in Sasuke's body.
>>280146550Man Kishi really can't fucking stop with the food jokes for the fat dude, huh
>>280147432HE'S FAT!!!
RAUGH!
>>280146708I heard this may be one of the last times we actually see military ration pills, I don't recall them being used in the manga in Part 2.
>>280146738Shame they censored Kiba's middle finger. Also shame this is the last chapter with the gang all together. It was short but fun.
>>280146682This is where everything went downhill with the mission.
>>280146561This wouldโve squished the Konoha girls
>>280146592This would've shattered the Konoha girlsโ bones
Honestly, considering how quick the squad caught up to the rest of the sound goobers and the fact that they weren't even going that fast expecting Jirobo to caught up to them, i'd say the leaf team messed up big time by not ganging on Jirobo here.
>>280147547You think his desire for Tayuya to be a "proper lady" is pretty "simpy" to me, or Maybe that's not the right word to use here.
>>280147580Exactly, how much time would have taken them? 10 minutes tops. Which is not enough for the scents trail to go cold.
>>280147557Hinata would TANK it, trust.
>>280147632*i think
>>280147557>>280147661Would Jirobo even go all out on a girl? I feel like he'd try to play "nice guy" for a while before the girls made it clear they are not interested.
>>280147652I don't think his fight with Choji alone lasted that long.
>>280146856This plan is pretty dumb, they have no answer to Jirobo trapping them in the same identical jutsu, so they could stall him but they would also die for sure, Choji, and possibly Neji, must stay, to have the firepower to break it.
>Just speedwatched early shippuden
Holy fuck i forgot how much of a tearjerk and hype it was. the soundtracks man, really elevated the anime from 10/10 to 11/10
I wonder, if the gang did team up on Jirobo, would he have helped Shikamaru against Tayuya or would he follow Naruto to fight Kimimaro?
I'm assuming that he wouldn't be relevant for the brief conflict with Kidomaru and Sakon.
>>280147432Imagine being so fat you look at ninjas and see food.
>>280147580Yeah it's dumb. Jirobo is slow and could be incapacitated quickly by the gang working together to overwhelm him. All it takes is Shika getting kage mane on him again and it's GG without Ukon to bail him out.
>>280147825I'm talking about Choji here, my bad.
>>280147632Nta, but that's kinda the opposite, a simp would bend over backward for Tayuya, rather than criticize her, he's simply old fashioned, or sexist if you prefer.
>>280147720I really don't think he would, he probably eat them too with his cage.
>>280147661>Hinata would TAN-ENTER.
>>280147960She was TANKING organ failure, she can take Jirobo for a while.
>>280147949>or sexist if you preferMaybe he'd be friendler to Shikamaru if they got to know each other.
>wakes up
>realizes i grew up to be just like my hero, obito.
>>280148266You got cucked right after "your" girl saw you "die"?
>>280148266>Anon is a JUSTed cuck
>>280148494>>280148563absolutely but instead of dying she saw me hitting a post during the middle school farewell party, a decade ago
>>280148656>middle school>a decade agoPlease hang yourself
>>280148708nigga i'm older than you the wording doesnt mean exact 10 years mr obvious
Imagine if we had an Obitofag schizo instead (or god forbid, in addition to) Sasukefag schizo
>>280147825Sailor Moon is the only anime where the heroes teaming up takes three minutes to waste the bad guy. Kishimoto cannot write his characters as having a high body count the same way Piccolo steamrolls the henchman forcing Cooler or Turles to step in and intervene. Shikamaru is just Kishimoto's self insert.
>>280134984Hinata (forma de gwen malvada)
>>280137273>Jiraiya comes back>Tsunade goes broke after losing their bets>She turns to Raikage for money
>>280148266Dangerously based...
>>280146619Writing the name in both English and Japanese like this makes it really awkward sounding in conversation.
Nothing better they could've come up with, like say, a page for translation notes for new techniques?
>>280148777Imagine if we had an uchihafag for every prominent Uchiha character from the series.
>>280147557It's hilarious how the female genin are so underpowered that you could make a serious argument that all 4 of them working together could not defeat a single individual member of the Sound 4
>>280149246Imagine if this was just LARPing central, at least it would be actually funny instead of what we have.
I picture the psychos as Kabutofags.
>>280149292Ino and Sakura haven't a single push up in months
>>280149292All fighting aside let's talk about what's really important here, I'd take a filler episode of "Ino and Hinata teach Tayuya how to be a lady".
>>280149292You know What's funny? Shikamaru's character arc in part 1 is about him stop being a lazy incel by fighting Kin, Temari and Tayuya, but Kishi (un)intentionally validated Shikamaru's view by making all the konoha girls weak as fuck.
>Why yes, competent women exist...they just aren't in you circle...or city...or country.
>>280149396>All fighting aside>Tayuyafag thinks he won't be ganged on and shoved into a locker
>>280149581Don't worry. Plenty of incompetent women exist outside Konoha
>>280145305I don't remember that ever being said.
>>280149596That's part of the appeal
>>280149653Kimimaro became the leader by beating them.
>>280149707That was because Kimmiaro beat the shit out of all 4 of them at the same time, not that they had a royal rumble going on and the last person standing was leader.
>>280149795Rules could've changed since Oro knew nobody between them was particularly stronger than the other.
>/nart/ claims Kishimoto hates women
>A woman is the strongest character in the series
Make it make sense /nart/
>>280149997She was mostly beaten by man and only lasted that long due to being guided by a male creature.
>>280149997>/nart/Shut the fuck up sasukefag nobody cares and your schizoship is shit
>>280150031B-but I'm not him.
>>280149997>Cucked out of being the last villain by Sasuke
>>280149997She had to be told what to do the whole time by her goo son.
>>280150174Hey now, doing the whole "/[general]/" thingy isn't exclusive to the schizo.
>>280150225That's what sasukefag aaaalways says, how funny.
>>280150263Pretty sure the Sasukefag never actually said this.
>>280150316Pretty sure he (You) just did.
why does it stink of curry in here???
>>280150350Shut the fuck up Sasukefag, we know it's you falseflagging once again.
>>280150370Stop noticing things
>>280149581Yeah, but Shika lost his match to Temari even if it was just him giving up and he also would have died to Tayuya, who Temari takes out easily.
>>280150380No, you shut the fuck up. You're not playing the 4D chess you think you're playing right now, sasukefag.
>>280150422The story didn't treat it like Shika lost there though
>>280150447Sasukefag literally hates the Otsutsuki, why would he make a post about Kaguya in a good light?
>>280150487He never said anything bad about Kaguya because she's not in Boruto. Like I said, you're caught Sasukefag.
>>280150542I remember him saying she was editorial demand to justify a sequel, or was it someone else?
>>280150585>I remember him saying she was editorial demand to justify a sequelHe (You) said that but about Ch700, stop playing dumb sasuketard jeez, you're not even consistent with your shitposts and the archives always prove you wrong.
>>280150174>I have to repeat this again...I was the one who first coined the term "/nart/" around here, and I hate that the only popular "OC" in my entire 4chan career has turned into such a bad rep.
>>280150638We know, sasukefag. You forgot to turn off your filename randomizer again.
>>280150636I was literally arguing on Boruto's side last thread.
>>280150680i think it's also interesting that his images are also always shit from 2024 (the year he constantly sucks off) or never show up in the archives at all
>>280150707This is getting pathetic, schizo. Why don't you just leave these threads with whatever dignity you still have left? if any
>Daily posters are all Sasukefag's and Dailyramen's multiple personalities
Does anyone else really hate Shikamaru? His whole "I'm a lazy asshole but I'm super smart" schtick is really fucking annoying, hearing all the characters constantly glaze him gets irritating really fast, and I don't get why it feels like he's Naruto's only friend outside of his teammates, even though there are other Konoha genins that Naruto has a lot more in common with and would make more sense for him to hang out with.
>>280150788>Sasukefag's and Dailyramen's multiple personalitiesBecause they're the same person
>>280150805>Does anyone else really hate Shika-*Gets shot in the back of the head by Kishi*
>>280150817Ramen is banned
>>280150817>the stinky shitscarfing jeetfuck wants to be mistaken for a working white mantruly a tale as old as time
>>280150992That's what he wants you to think
>>280150805Wait til we get to the circle arc
It was just a post about Kaguya...
>>280150805Jirobo...
>>280151016Those threads started as means to get away from the schizo's threads, not that he has a pass more than one device.
There's no reason to even acknowledge the ban if they are the same.
>>280151149>not to mention that he has a pass on more than one device.
>>280146619>Giving your enemy a better strategy
>>280151149>Those threads started as [revisionism]There were no threads for a couple months before the dailies started, Dailyramen (sasukefag) started them to get everyone's attention again.
>>280146673Jirobo just stands there and does nothing
>>280151229The first daily had a nart thread alongside it.
>>280151323Guess he was trying different strategies as a backup
>>280150417>DO NOT REDEEM /NART/ SAAR I BEG YOU SAAR DO NOT REDEEM /NART/
Funny how /nart/ is literally just a bad /dbs/ bootleg in every way, down to not even being able to survive 2 years out of sheer psychotic autism.
I have awakened to the cuteness of Tayuya.
>>280151015Ramen is probably latino.
Truthfully... my absolute favorite part about Sasukefag is that he goes radio silent for a while when something cuts through him like a knife.
Can't we all just get along
>>280151668like why is this guy so angry all the time
>>280151668Fuck off Naruto.
SAAR MS BEATS SAGE MODE SAAAAAAR!!!!
>>280151989>>280151989Speaking of, how much of his day do you think he dedicates purely trying to debate people who shit talk Sasuke after the war?
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>anon over reacts to someone incorrectly calling the daily chapter thread /nart/ and (wrongly) accuses another anon over a minor matter causing thread derailment
By doing this, you're just making the actual Shartsuke all giddy that he's having an effect, giving him attention, and helping him derail.
That being said I think the actual Shartsuke is here and is muddying the waters, but it's best to ignore especially if the thread is currently on-topic like it was earlier
Also enjoy pic related because yes he is a major cretin and mocking him is very tempting, but not worth derailing over.
>>280152252>thread derailmentLet's just be honest here these threads are a sasukefag/dailyramen general
>>280152031KEKAROOOOOOOOOO
>>280152498power scaling is bullshit
sage mode naruto would demolish ems sasuke anyway, goddamn
he is so fucking weak
>>280146561Kibas nose > Byakugan
>>280146519Our proud konoha child sold-I mean patriot
>>280129735>>280152031>>280151565>>280150417>Tayuyafag is the /pol/schizoNo.... No don't do me like this..... Not like this...
>>280144400she had the curse seal on for this? I think in the anime she only turns it on later
>>280151043>the circle arcWhat?
>>280154191>3 out of 4 posts have different deletion timesworldโs most intelligent indian
>>280142529Dailyramen has ignored at least 4 threads posting the chapter in good faith only just because it didn't have his tripcode
>>280151563He works a warehouse job, so decent chance of it
>>280154420>Get this... A triangle, INSIDE a circle
>>280154479>in good faithUh huh
>>280149292>Hinata...did we beat Jirobo?>Sakura, that was a mud clone...
>>280154533Settle down polschizo, no other chapters were posted in those
>>280154479>in good faithnever happened.
>>280146633He tries so hard to be the MC...
>>280146509>Nardos fox eyesI wish this stayed as his thing
>ramenfaggot "banned"
>threads continue to be just as shitty
Maybe we should just ban all the tripcode OPs
>>280154714They're so desperate for attention it's not even funny
>>280154479>>in good faithProof?
>>280154714If it doesn't have a tripcode then dailyramen just reposts it because "he's committed". And everyone else just takes his lame excuses as valid, too.
>>280146714>>280151306He's fully aware that he's a jobber and shit his pants at the thought of a 3v1. ESPECIALLY against shadow possession.
Imagine his relief when they decided to take his bait leave one behind to fight him
New OP hasn't done anything and complaints are still coming.
>>280154714if we firewalled India weโd make Naruto threads great again
>>280154793>Proof?Yes.
>>274362667Dailyramen was SEETHING that he wasn't posting the dailies himself as early as December.
>>274363566 >>274363566 >b-but he only posts the chapters with his trip! that's not him!So, "it's only dailyramen when convenient".
>>280154982Because he's trying to cover for something that's already cursed.
>>280155006>Trust me bro: the post
>>280155031>Literal evidence posted>"le trust me bro: the le post xD"
>>280155046Where's ramen's IP in the image?
>>280155076Who else would be seething specifically about it "not being the actual daily" more than six months ago?
Astronomical cope, faggot. Holy fuck. Stop ban evading, ramen.
>>280155110Why would he talk to himself in the archives?
Why are you even here if everyone supposedly reading is just ramen samefagging?
Didn't know Dailyramen was missing a few ribs.
He just keeps sucking his own dick, damn.
>>280155110Why would Ramen allow someone else to dump if he can ban evade?
>>280155197Because he'd catch a longer ban on his trip if he's caught. He's allowing the other guy to do it and posting """anonymously""" now (
>>280155148)
Call it hindsight being 20/20 but sasukefag being an actual pajeet would explain why he constantly makes shit up like itโs second nature, itโs literally embedded in his turdskin genetics as per the rest of his nationโs โheritageโ
Also he's the polschizo, explains why the motherfucker can't let go of his meme.
>>280155234How would he get caught? There's no report for ban evasion right now.
>>280155234Sasukefag ban evaded and is still around
>>280155294You think they can't see your ban history and give you a longer one? How fucking new are you? Stop jacking him off for free.
>>280155340Not with a trip
>>280155343>>280155397I don't think having a trip changes anything in this context.
I'm just here to see my girl effortlessly beat the crap out of another smaller, weaker, female character and topple deerboy's flimsy volcel act
>>280155723Fat bitch. Gaara was malnourished because of this cunt.
>>280155397Anyone could tell it was him, no trip needed for Sasukefag since he made it too obvious
>>280155762the literal thinking man's waifu
>>280155914I wonder how he words this in the original Japanese.
>>280155762Kankuro is also leaning on the fat side.
>>280155914>the literal thinking man's waifuBut enough about Tayuya (He could've just given her some of Choji's snacks).
>>280156134>what are these for?>to erm... neutralize Orochimaru's curse mark effects, just take em, trust me
>>280146696I just realized that Choji and Jirobo have hair in the opposite places.
Like where Choji's hair sticks out of his head diaper, that's exactly where Jirobo's bald spots are.
>>280155914Temari's tighs choked the inceldom out of him.
>>280156420That means he was weak.
>>280155762>Fatwhere is this coming from? she's pretty slim
>>280155985>i like a bitch with a big attitude and an even bigger ass
>>280156526She lives in a seventh world village in the middle of fuck knows where that can barely grow medical plants and looks like this. It's obvious she eats anything she can find including her brothers' rations.
>>280156602But how, it was clear she was afraid of him early on.
>>280156649I'm afraid of fatherless girls with flat chests and round asses who wear black makeup, but do you see me declining a sucky sucky?
>>280156716So Temari sucked her own brother? this it turning quite weird sir
>>280156602ok, but meaty thighs aside, she's still not fat
>>280156824Bro look out the window! It's the joke flying over your house!
>>280156864aaahhh, I see, haha!
>>280156850Fat by Suna standards. Matsuri and the other girl look slimmer. (And they likely still move mountains to eat enough to look good for Gaara)
Could Jiraya defeat the Sound 4?
Average female in Sunagakure
what is it about female characters that incites the most banal dialogue
>>280157080Depends from the moment and the scaling you use, but tendentially yes, easily, and even the sound 5.
>>280157128They're just not exactly complex, least not in this manga, so what else is there.
>>280157080Jiraya with intel claps Pain btw
>>280157128Power levels are boring to me but that seems to be an unpopular opinion here
>>280157080frog stomach gg
I think it's funny that despite being the only canon incel in the leaf, Shikamaru has no different opinion on Hinata, not even a half hearted "she's one of the good ones".
>>280157593His opinion is
>This stupid bitch really let herself be captured by the enemy she can't do shit to thinking she can break out her sisterI hate The Last's plot so much
>>280157662I was talking mostly about part 1 and 2.
>>280157662She ripped those eyes straight out of Netorari.
What's Sasuke's favorite food? I think curry
>>280146953Gotta get through the lame fight before we can get to the good ones (minus Kiba vs. Sakon of course).
Anko would be married with multiple children if ninja jamaica existed in Naruto.
>>280158039>According to the databookokaka (bonito flake) omusubi and tomatoes,
>>280158296You're replying to the /pol/schizo trying to start some shit (again).
>>280156987I need Matsuri to show up in Boruto and have a wedding filler arc with Gaara.
>>280158499Funny how Boruto has two characters sharing the same name with two Naruto characters (Hana and Matsuri).
Also, Gaara is too gay for that.
Another shit thread. This stoytime is doomed
Another great thread. This storytime is blessed
>>280158585It's not a storytime!
>>280158582It's funnier since that other Matsuri also fought in Sand.
>>280158585Donโt be so glum, pajeetchum
>/pol/schizo cannot not make an unrelated post to save his life
>>280158499>in BorutoHow hard did your parents drop you?
>>280158776Well, Matsuri didn't marry Gaara in Naruto as far as i recall.
>>280158841She should've since she was the only girl into him.
>>280158841>>280158863>She's 2 years older than GaaraDamn... One forgets he became the Daimyo's bitch at like 14
I creampied Hanabi the other day.
>>280158969Every man in konoha besides Sasuke...
>>280146509They didn't keep Kiba flipping him off in the anime, did they? COWARDS!
I'm glad these threads are shit. Exactly what OP deserves
>>280159129And that's a prosthetic OP, now imagine what the real ones are like
>>280159129>>280159157You'll keep coming here for until it finishes
>>280159204Well yeah, I'm here to see ramen lose, by any means possible
>>280158969>t.Futa Sakura
Kiba can piss on his opponents, so why can't Sasuke develop his own jutsu where he shits on them?
>Pease fall for the b8! PLEASE!!!!!!!
>>280159380He can only use that jutsu in designated villages
My favorite part of Naruto? Well, it's Naruto's quest to save his friend against all odds, even though Sasuke doesn't want to be redeemed...
>>280159380He will learn that technique when he trains with one of the legendary Indian Sanin
>When /pol/ fries your brain
>>280159497I know Naruto takes heavy inspiration from Buddhist mythology but I don't think India is an actual part of the world. Maybe Suna?
>>280159380Also that wouldn't be too odd. Even Baki has a character who considered throwing shit at his opponent to win. Naruto won against Kiba with a fart. Sasuke would weaponize his shit given his personality and origins.