Thread 280164956

These are your Elbaf Valkyries

>>280164956 (OP)
Anal queens.

>>280164956 (OP)
Ulti is still doing the lesbian cunnilingus hand gesture.

This is canon
Let that sink in

>>280165025
>That Carrot

>>280165025
More like terrifyingrot

>>280165025
>Yama
Cast her Taiwanese actress

>>280165034
The Queens of /opg/
>>280164956 (OP)
the sharts of /opg/

>>280165025
Carrot looks like something from the Narnia movies.

>>280165049
I want Bonney act like Ramsay

>>280165078
>Ulti in both

>>280165103
The Queen of Sharts

>>280165025
subtle Goat Carrot Imu foreshadow

I am taking this moment to inform you all that our hero is the legendary naval captain Koby, and he is the greatest of all time.

Our legendary hero Koby has had the single best growth in character out of anyone in One Piece, and we enjoyed him every bit of the way since he first appeared, from his moments of weakness cowering to Alvida and losing his mind in Marineford to his moments of strength where he stood up to Alvida, stood up to AKAINU, stood up to BLACKBEARD AND HIS WHOLE CREW FEARLESSLY. Koby is so great that Garp himself sees him as his successor. Koby has gained so many friends with his amazing personality and incredible morals, that even people like Helmeppo who were snotty and corrupt came to respect him and were willing to sacrifice their lives to save him. Even Kuzan respects him.

Our legendary hero Koby is the only person who has achieved the same kind of dynamic Luffy and Zoro originally had with his best friend Helmeppo. Our hero Koby is the truest form of justice in the blue planet and he will definitely one day be the one who leads the Marines to a new age where there is no corruption or tyranny anymore. Anyone who doesn't believe in Koby... is a FOOL.

Our hero Koby is the living shield of flesh and bone for the weak and his resolute sense of selflessness is his only power source. The belief his friends have in him allowed him to achieve HONESTY IMPACT and briefly match Garp in power, and soon enough, he'll SURPASS Garp.

Koby is the best, and we love Koby here.

Koby is OUR HERO.

>>280165126
I actually hate the old manga artstyle and like the old anime better

Well this thread is going to be shit

its 7C near midday here in QLD, it must be our one week of winter.

>>280165025
Why cast such curse upon us...?

>>280165155
just get your porn spam out the way macacofag

>>280165126
SOVL

>>280165148
Calm down Hibari

still Nami's peak

>>280165163
I’m moving over to the east coast pretty soon, fellow Strayan

>>280165148
Koby is a fucking loser who still cries like a baby when anyone tries to fight him rotting in Blackbeard's brig lol

Thriller Bark Nami was also pretty good even though THAT scene happened

>>280165033
>The fact that you believe that happened literally proves it broke you. Are you saying that the screenshot appears in the anime as it is presented in your picture, ie. with the screen split in two in a weird screen ratio, with the scene of Nami hugging Tama taking place at the exact same moment as Carrot is depressed? Because I'm pretty sure it doesn't happen like that, and the way those two screenshots are slapped together is creating a completely new implication that isn't in the story, not the episode, not the chapter nor either of those two, very separate scenes. Even thought they both happen in the same episode and chapter almost back to back it doesn't really count, schizo-kun. But I'm sure a literal autist has a very hard time understanding such things. And the fact that you'll disagree with me only further proves that Wano did, in fact, break you.

>>280165025
This is the best Carrot so far

>>280165239
We need more Robin getting manhandled

>>280165239
hero

this one is neat for the bonney fans

>>280165245
I think you mean BECAUSE

>>280165025
Why is Yamamoto being played by AOC? I know she will need a new job in 2028?

>>280165304
Can she even take all of it...?

Carrot is shit btw

>>280165148
Based. Vice Admiral Koby and Pirate King Luffy after a timeskip will be the final fight of the series.

>>280165305
I don't really have a problem with it but it was the most bizarre scene in One Piece, damn near unruly how they approved a scene where nami gets molested as she showers

Carrot and Yamato are so extremely overrated by their fanatics as potential SH members that they've become remarkably underrated as non-members

>>280165335
>Carrot is shit
say no more

>>280165335
What do you mean “btw”? Everyone already knows.

>>280165314
AOC is going to be President by then

Carrot vs Perospero is coming she will save Sanji.

>>>/trash/76117758
One true queen of /opg/

How will non-blindfold Loki be received?

So where is Carrot in the DREAMING ON Opening?

Amazing, Carrot doesn't even have to be in the chapter to be talked about. She really is super popular.

>>280165025
Absolutely horrifying

>>280165335
I respectfully disagree

>>280165389
depends on if he has heat vision

someone make a new thread

>>280165404
Luffy looks like he's 50 in a wig there

>>280165350
>koby getting oneshot will be the last fight of the series
Grim

movie is going to feature monster carrot trust me fags i work at toei

>>280165356
I love carrot regardless of her status, Yamato is okay, not my favorite character but she's cool and would play as her in a videogame if I could

Did somebody say Carrot?

>>280165467
big chungus angry sandy the squirrel sulong carrot

Wasn't even the first time Carrot began to violently sputter shit in terror when he came face-to-face with his Lord and Liege, Prince Bejita-sama.

>>280165335
I disrespectfuly agree.

Because Orochi's designated heir is the traitor: Carrot.

he's technically the strongest

>>280165467
>monster carrot

Has Carrot been confirmed Nakama yet?

>>280165539
whoops

Why wasn't Carrot present in Stampede?

Koby has the most potential of any One Piece character. In just two years he became strong enough to square off against the Blackbeard pirates. Another few years of training Garp style and Goofy is fucked when they finally come head to head. And no, five minutes of being a Nikka isn't saving him from GODby.

>>280165558
she has been recognized as such

>carrot gets the yuki yuki no mi
What's the source of this meme?

>>280165579
you know One Piece is fiction right?

Why not make both Carrot and Yamato part of the strawhats?

>>280165599
Monet had an attack called Snow Bunnies.

>>280165622
This but Bonney and Vivi

>>280165599
just a connection with the popular japaense snack and monet using a snow rabbit move

>>280165622
it's up in the air

I just wish Carrot joined the crew earlier.

Bonney won again

>be "Carrotchad"
>spend 8 years claiming your waifu is gonna join
>Wano ends
>the local loli girl is promised that she will join the crew once she becomes a kunoichi
>the nakama candidate gets invited by Luffy but decides to stay for a while and gets a goodbye and is currently getting her cover story
>Carrot didn't even get a goodbye and hasn't appeared in the manga for 2 years besides a fan request where she cooks food
>still spam shit theories and headcanon in every thread to cope with the fact she will never be relevant again
Yup, this is what normal non-mentally ill people do in their free time

It’s genuinely over for Carrot.

>5675
bro trying to sneak in the irrelevant toddler in the conversation

>>280165579
Bonney archiving haki at 12 >>

>BAAAAAWWW! CARROT CHEATED!
Even if she did cheat, there's no such thing as a fair fight among PIRATES.

>>280165676
people still use this reddit template?

Who was Carrot again?

>>280165579
That seems like low potential for the OP world. We have people that were born insanely strong like Kaido, Loki, and Big Mom

So I'm convinced that Jimbei won't die and will actually join the crew based on him surfing the wave. Here's hoping that Carrot joins too as lookout.

>>280165734
Bonney's jannetty

>>280165761
thats not what it means, they were never a duo

>carrot will join the crew temporarily until she can get revenge on BM's crew for pedro

There's her in lads. Then while shes with the crew for an arc or two she can get fleshed out and get a real reason to join after they beat big meme.

Carrotfags are mentally unstable. They have surpassed rebeccaposting and monet theories. This amount of shitposting hasn't been seen since people said fucking paulie would join back in w7. I've said this before and I'll say it again. Carrot does not have an arc dedicated to her.

Nami arlong
Zoro morgan
Sanji krieg (Baratie)
Chopper wapol (DI)
Robin lucci (EL)
Franky spandam(W7)
Brook moriah(TB)
Jimbei hody(FI)

Only characters who fufill these parameters can be given an invitation to the crew. Such as vivi for instance. Carrotfags will immediatley switch to being momofags as soon as carrot either isn't shown or becomes a background character for 2/3rds of wano.

I don't know what this means but Ulti in orange and purple looks nice

Carrot is canonically less interesting and less likely to join than a centaur from punk hazard.

>they tremble so much at CHADby their only comeback is reddit templates and gay porn
GODby won. He will destroy Goofy and the series will end with him at the top. Oda didn't make him literally one of the first characters introduced for nothing.

as much i love carrot and want her to join the crew, she isn't one of them until she wears luffy's trademark strawhat. its basically a tradition for a female character to wear the strawhat before officially becoming a member of the crew.

loki and bonney are your last crewmates, deal with it.

>>280165864
I still like Smoker more but I can appreciate Koby

Is it wrong one of the main reasons I want carrot to join is so we'll get more porn of her?

nobody draws the purple goblin because no one cares about her lol

>>280165727
problem?

Ulti the "torturer"

Carrotfags are so lost in their carrotfag delusions they can't even recognize one another when they see it.

Was naming the evil twin Shamrock a clever wordplay by Oda or is it just a coincidence?

>>280165864
It's near the end of the series. He doesn't even have any advanced Haki techniques, let alone Conqueror's. Unless he catches up last minute I don't see it happen. Oda loves to waste potential.

>>280165941
Ulti jobs to my one million headpats though.

>>280165947
Cute Katakuri eyeliner

what has this dork so heated that he is spamming archive posts?

>makes post about sulong carrot
>complains about sulong carrot jobbing even though sulong carrot never jobbed

>>280165957
I believe in Koby. He will rocket past his limits as he already has. Honesty Impact showed us he can and will. He'll be Roger level one day.

>>280165979
Isn't he always living in the past archives? Very strange behavior.

Carrot is a dumb and she should commit suicide like Pedro did

how would a conversation between Luffy and Sonic go?

Posting the cutest Straw Hat, Bunny Mink Carrot

>>280165558
By her future crewmate, no less.

When Carrot finally eats the snow fruit it's gonna be a shitstorm in the thread

Its beyond obvious carrot will join the crew. The way she was written tells all, she has no way leave the crew now that she has joined them. There is a reason all other side girls didn't join, not to mention they all had relevance to the plot in the current arc, but Carrot doesn't have one. Shes a total black sheep. Even pedro has a reason to join and leave.

Side note: What about the bunnies in the water while they sailed to zhou? You think Oda foreshadowed a side character thats not joining?

>>280165356
>Both bad because Carrot is shit!!! NOOO!! Stop bullying Shitrot
No one asked Shitrotfag. Shitmato was already shit be default for being a Wanoshit, like Shiti, Shitku and whatever overrated shit character that fags in /opg/ spam daily.

>>280165675
>>Carrot didn't even get a goodbye and hasn't appeared in the manga for 2 years besides a fan request where she cooks food
Whoa, slow down, Spee

>>280166001
this is technically correct, Carrot jobbed because she fell out of sulong. she needs to abuse the sulong rumble balls and they may even help her to go even further beyond.

>>280166023
>you like meat huh? you ever eaten a chili dog before?
>whats a chili dog?
>bruh, wait here two seconds.
>..
>okay try this

Will we see more Sulong pill action?
And when did Chopper figure it out? Seems like it would have been super beneficial for the raid.

Carrot is too dumb to be a traitor

>>280165025
Muttmato

>>280166080
>the ruler looks the least regal of everyone there, even the background characters
Seriously, what the fuck was Oda smoking when thinking of that shit?

>>280166089
Hopefully

Luff will end up with Carrot make my words

>Carrotfaggotry
>Femcel spammer
>Ultiniggers

>>280166059
Don’t you mean Nojiko, Vivi, Whitey or Tashigi?

>informant
>intelligent officer
>torturer
>tactical officer
This crew GLOWS

>>280166095
It sure was a funny shitpost, thoughbeit

What are Luffy and Akainu agreeing on?

Is there a chapter next week? If yes, will Carrot be in it?

It jover…

>>280165864
But Goofy had an £ 80 million advantage

>>280166157
>This crew GLOWS
Why else would they save the heckin Celestial Dragons at God Valley?

>>280166145
We’re just vibing

>>280166162
>>280166095
Try here, she work with CP0

>>280166145
yes yes, how dare we post a character you dislike.

>No Boku No Hero this week
>Shitposting in OP thread triples

BNHAbros, I know you're all missing your dose of Miruko thighs this week but try to keep it civil.
Here, have a mutant Carrot.

You'd imagine Oda would make the fucking Pirate King's crew at least a bit cooler...

>>280166078
>No one asked Shitrotfag. Shitmato was already shit be default for being a Wanoshit, like Shiti, Shitku and whatever overrated shit character that fags in /opg/ spam daily.
Truth Nvke detected
>>280166145
True we need some Chadmiral posters to save these threads

>>280166128
The regal treasure of supreme beauty and purity, an ancient trope of princesses

Carrot will never leave the Straw Hats, meanwhile Yamato will be left at Wano and will be forgotten about.

Carrot already took the last spot

>>280166212
Fuckin cutie

>>280166223
nah senpai
also remember when one of these was made for Shanks and instead of laughing it off like Admiralchads and BBchads the Shanksfag got all pissy

>get job at the bounty office as the clerk that assigns people's bounties
>Give self a six hundred trillion bounty
>go around oneshotting all the strongest pirates and marines
>turn self in for the bounty
>instantly bankrupt the WG. all members of staff quit since they won't get paid
>use bounty money to buy everything, including the bounty office
>rescind bounty on self and retire

Carrot's reaction to the accusations of her being the traitor. Up to you what it would be.

>>280166274
The theory of just reflecting Kizaru into space while he’s a ray of light would’ve actually been such a perfect counter; if he functioned like real light speed and not One Piece logic.

I would love for Luffy to be given a reason to not idolize Shanks or Roger anymore - but he's ok with this, because his dreams of what a pirate is and how he realized it in reality is much stronger than his boyhood illusions of people he didn't really know.

Carrot will save Luffy!

>>280166220
>no cook
Either they regularly stole food or regularly shat themselves from badly cooked meat

did Stussy (Carrot) behind it?

>>280166305
it is a fine shitpost, I imagine to counter Fujitora Ulti would use an umbrella. Maybe even Fragile from Death Stranding's umbrella for the extra shitpost.

>>280166367
was*

that's it I'm filtering carrot like I filtered tama. sayonara you spastic shits

yes and it hurts me, i love both carrot and peros, it's a really big shame that ever since pedro killed himself peros has been fated to job

if nothing i'm more invested in carrot vs perosperos than anything else going on during the raid (with the exception of the scabbards vs orochi)

Yamato will be staying in Wano while Carrot will stay with the Straw Hats until the manga finally ends.

ah that's much better

>like Carrot and the samurai.
Carrot barely got screentime (i think) and the Samurais are important to the plot (like Vivi), the fleet and Bellamy on the other hand...

>>280166406
>>280166450
>He fled
You are weak. Too weak to scroll past posts that trigger you.

Carrot will never leave the Straw Hats

Carrot is already a Straw Hat

>>280165727
it takes /opg/ ten years to come up with a single original meme rather than just stealing a long stale meme from other fandoms

I can't believe you forget about Carrot
also checking those numbers

>>280165245
>>280165355
Only SJW faggots don't like it

>>280166167
that cherry pie sucks

This is how carrot join the strawhat:

He never said that to Carrot yet* He knew Jimbei for like three arcs before he asked him to join, and one more before he actually did.

>>280166334
Probably Argentinian or Puerto Rican

So ignoring whatever speedreading nonsense is going on above, I got a question. How come all Sulong forms are white? I know Carrot has her fur, but I wasn't expecting Pekoms to be a white lion as well.

>>280166406
>>280166512
Take your meds.

he said it straight to Carrot's VA's face: "Carrot will never join the Strawhats crew"

>>280166542
Here 41% of "femcel"
>>280155325

>>280166589
Full disclosure: Canadian using google translate

Can't wait to watch you have a meltdown when Carrot has her inevitable rematch and win.

Who is your favorite Straw Hat? My favorite is Carrot.

>>280166635
saar…

>>280166610
What? That's literally what Kurozumi Tama translates to.

Hoping Carrot appears on the colorspread, but I'm not holding my breath.

>>280165622
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znSl5r0_tbM

>>280166220
Erio lookin kinda sussy

Carrot will replace Sanji as a Strawhat!

>>280166695
TRAITOR

>>280165876
>Bonnigger trying to sneak shitnney there

Why can't Carrot and Otama get along?

>>280166695
Reminds me of this ancient meme

>>280166714
THAT LITTLE BITCH

>>280166663
Bewitched kunoichi lingering on your mind.
>>280166695
Rabbit stew on the menu.

>The first confirmed attempts to tie One Piece to Thelema specifically was apparently first jokingly raised on /x/ for the first time on this thread (https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/35639556/#q35665793) thread a post (https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/35639556/#q35639556) basically predicted the three ages revealed on the Elbaf mural more than a year later
Weird

Imagine caring about shitty ass wano and wci side characters in 2025

>The first confirmed attempt to tie One Piece to Thelema specifically was apparently first raised on /x/ for the first time on this thread (https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/35639556/#q35665793)
>Pic related seemed to have predicted the eras described on the Elbaf mural
Weird

Carrot is not a character that people should hate, however the people who do hate her fall into one of three categories.

>The shitposters
They're just doing it for the memes
>The disenfranchised
They were driven to hatred by the nakamafags ruining Carrot for them.
>The mentally ill.
They genuinely hate Carrot for irrational reasons.

I sincerely like that you left out Carrot, but honestly Vivi has even less of a chance of joining then she does.

>>280166824
>>280166900

anyone with any /x/ related interests is also going to be familiar with the concept of kalpas and yugas. One Piece's final war can be pretty easily connected to the idea of the Kali Yuga
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga
which is specifically the fourth and shortest era in a four era cycle

>She's taking his hat to put on a snowman
>Carrot's going to get the snow fruit
SHE"S IN!

Usopp is going to become a Nakama and then he'll get attention like Loki and Gunko

>>280166941
but what does Sogeking have to do with that?

>>280166959
Sogeking is also joining as the lookout
I am insecure about this irrefutable fact, please understand

Why do the sloppa posters come out in full force at night?

>>280166924
Yamato become new Oden
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyamakui_no_Kami

I will never understand wanting your favorite character to join the SHs at this point in time and I am talking for everyone here btw. You're just asking for said character to get completely sidelined and ignored, just take a look what has happened to someone like Usopp for the last couple of arcs, the writer already struggles big time with the current cast and his ability to fit them in local arcs stories and with this being the final saga its just gonna get worse because the big focus is gonna fall on the WG people, BB pirates, revos and Shanks. Anyone that isnt named Luffy is gonna have a hard time having much meaningful screentime.

>>280167059
This, I’ve always wanted my favourite character to team up with someone popular but separate to the cast, such as Yamato, so that— oh wait, she already did

>>280167059
I don't need you to understand
It has nothing to do with you

>>280167087
You're just setting yourself up for dissapointment, unless you dont actually care about the manga or anything like that and its just to win the shitpost wars in this general

>no fighter
>no cook
Zorofags..
Sanjifags..

>>280167079
I have always said that it would serve Yamato way better as a character if she created her own crew with the Beast pirate remnants and she would sail herself and in the final war show up to fight alongside Luffy, have a good 1v1 and end her story like that. Unironically better than anything Usopp and Chopper have gotten the entirety of post TS, kek

>>280167104
I'm not going to lie to myself just to try and avoid ever being disappointed

>>280167137
It’s literally the first thing Ace said to her
>I can’t believe someone as strong as you isn’t a captain!

>>280167160
and then they fucked

>>280167118
They can be the torturer

>>280167137
>just being part of a montage doing the same thing as katakuri and shirahoshi and vivi and momonosuke and the captains of the grand fleet and all the other strawhat pirate allies in the final battle
>never getting to find out firsthand what was in the missing pages of oden's journal, of standing where he did and seeing the secret of laugh tale with her own eyes

>>280167203
>I can’t believe someone as sexy as you isn’t a man!

>>280167231
Says who? What makes you think the core Strawhats will go to the very end of the line alone?

>>280167454
that's the whole premise of this conversation, anon. that yamato would only show up in the final war against Imu rather than traveling to laugh tale with the strawhats

>>280167203
Ulti’s the first mate, therefore she’s the first to mate with Yamato

>>280167567
Well, this conversation aside, I don’t think the Strawhats are going to keep it a secret like Roger did, the whole world will learn about the mystery, and many people will be there to see it first hand

>>280167615
sure but that's the difference between getting to be part of an expedition documenting a lost pyramid and just seeing the photos in national geographic

>>280167655
In this metaphor, think of it as one of the many many allies of that expedition present to see the pyramid get bulldozed and the treasure unveiled

Oh god I just realized how much Reaction Piece there will be when the One Piece is found

I’ve stolen ace, shanks, Coby, Bonney and puddings virginity

imagine putting a baby in speed

>>280167704
Luffy...

>>280167690
Yamato deserves to be there in the thick of it, inhaling that musty old dust and saying "so this is what Oden saw"

>>280167764
Yeah she will

Bonney rejected me....

Nami is

>First mate
>Navigator
>Tactical officer
>Doctor
>Helmsman
>Torturer
>Scholar
>Informat
>Intelligence officer
>Gunner
>Musician
>Shipwright
She is so perfect.
What's the need of other crewmates?

Loki is child of Asura that's why those eyes

Of course, the usual suspects are in a frenzy over Roger having no dedicated cook.

>>280167846
i wonder, with her horse body

>>280167924
maybe if Roger had a dedicated cook he wouldn't been dying of scurvy

My generation can't handle the perverted nature of a 90s mangaka...

I did not lose to Kaido... I swear.

>>280168078
Moria, I...

>>280165389
The donut lips will keep him from breaking too 10

I want to see Uta and Ulti fight to the death.

>>280168261
But why?

>>280168261
Uta is dying, headbutt is too strong!!!

>>280168300
There can only be one girl remaining at the top. There's no room for two... To this end, cute girls must kill each other.

I want to be eaten and digested in Estrids sexy belly

>>280168327
No. There’s another way. They fuse together.
It’s still Ulti but now she’s good at singing.

>>280168353
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS A GERD BOARD

>>280165148
Not if I have anything to say about it

>The battlefield on the high seas was chaos incarnate. The Straw Hat Pirates clashed with the Marines in a storm of cannon fire and clashing steel, the air thick with smoke and the cries of battle. At the heart of it, Usopp stood atop the Going Merry’s figurehead, his slingshot drawn taut, eyes narrowed against the wind. Across from him, on the deck of a Marine warship, stood Koby, now a resolute captain, his face a mix of determination and sorrow.

“Usopp!” Koby shouted over the roar of the waves. “This doesn’t have to end like this! You’re not a killer!” Usopp’s hands trembled, his heart pounding. Koby had been a friend once, a dreamer like him, but now he was the enemy, standing between the Straw Hats and their freedom. “You don’t get it, Koby!” Usopp yelled back, his voice cracking. “I’m not that weak liar anymore! I’m a warrior of the sea, and I’ll protect my crew!”Koby’s eyes softened, but his stance didn’t waver. He raised his sword, ready to defend his ideals.

“Then show me, Usopp. Show me your resolve. ”The moment stretched taut as a bowstring. Usopp’s mind raced—memories of his cowardice, his lies, his growth under Luffy’s crew. Nami’s voice echoed in his head, her words from the night before: “You’re stronger than you think, Usopp. Believe in yourself, for once.” Her trust, her rare vulnerability, burned in his chest.
With a cry, Usopp released the shot. A lead star, infused with his newfound Haki, streaked through the air like a comet. Koby’s eyes widened, but he was too slow.

>>280165304
Any more like this?

>>280168353
You get eaten by Goldberg instead
Somehow that's gay

>>280168555
>The projectile struck true, piercing his chest. The young Marine captain staggered, blood blooming across his uniform, and collapsed to the deck, his sword clattering beside him.The world seemed to still. Usopp’s breath hitched, his slingshot falling to his side. The Marines around him froze, shocked, as Koby’s lifeless body lay before them. The Straw Hats, too, stood in stunned silence. Usopp’s knees buckled, and he sank to the figurehead, tears streaming down his face. “I… I did it,” he whispered, horrified yet resolute. “I protected them.”The battle ended swiftly after that, the Marines retreating in disarray. The Straw Hats sailed on, but the weight of Usopp’s action hung heavy. That night, under a starlit sky, Nami found him at the ship’s bow, staring into the dark waves.“You okay?” she asked, her voice soft, her usual sharpness replaced with concern.Usopp shook his head. “I killed him, Nami. Koby… he was my friend.”

>>280164956 (OP)
The big 3 of shitposters in this general.

>>280168599
NO IT MUST BE A GIANTESS
Any will do even the lolis like Ylva ,Ronya and Johanna

>>280168604
>Nami sat beside him, her shoulder brushing his. “You did what you had to. For us. For Luffy’s dream.” She hesitated, then took his hand. “You’re not alone in this, you know.”Usopp looked at her, her face illuminated by moonlight, and something shifted. The fear, the guilt—they didn’t vanish, but her presence made them bearable. “Nami… I don’t know what I’d do without you.”She smirked, but her eyes were warm. “Good thing you won’t have to find out.”

Uta and Ulti should be friends instead.

>>280168632
>Epilogue A New Chapter: Months later, on a quiet island, the Straw Hats gathered for a celebration unlike any other. Usopp, now standing taller, his lies replaced with hard-earned confidence, stood before Nami in a simple ceremony. She wore a white dress, her smile brighter than the treasure she once chased. Luffy officiated, grinning ear to ear, while Zoro napped and Sanji wailed in the background.“Do you, Usopp, take Nami to be your partner in this grand adventure?” Luffy asked, barely containing his excitement.“I do,” Usopp said, his voice steady, his eyes locked on Nami’s.“And you, Nami?”She laughed, a sound like chiming bells. “I do, you idiot.”As they sealed their vows with a kiss, the crew erupted in cheers, fireworks bursting overhead. Usopp, once the liar, now a hero, held Nami close, knowing that whatever storms lay ahead, they’d face them together.

>>280168677
You were cooking until you decided to make Nami and Usopp married also Sanji would 100% have problems with this and he would never allow Nami to get Married

why are Usopp fan's spamming the thread lately did something happen?

>>280168677
Lmao Luffys dick can wombpunch Estrid, Nami is NEVER letting him go

I miss Carrot, bros. She’s probably the last female character since Robin that I actually cared about.

>>280166167
should I write a story about this?

>>280165454
well according to anon Koby got Oneshoted right now from the weakest straw hat with no Haki feats

>>280168805
please don't

>>280168771
B-But according to this Usopp was so hot and strong killing Koby she just needed that dick

>>280165676
That Luffy punch looks really weird. It's hard to tell if the momentum and weight would really go into Koby's face or in any other direction instead, making the punch weak.

>>280168854
>please don't
lol Okay I won't but it is scary that grok could think up a climax like this I'm kinda shocked none of you have tried it yet

>>280167888
Schizo theory time: that horse is actually a transformed Holy Knight

>>280168882
Please don't give anyone ideas

>>280168671
I think they would be.

>>280168882
Make one of Ulti killing Uta since there can only be one.

>>280168677
>Sanji wailed in the background.
Hey Sanji if your that sad do something about it Usopp is right there just kill the little rat

>>280168671
No. No friendship. Only kill or be killed.

>>280168950
>Make one of Ulti killing Uta since there can only be one.
Just for you anon
>Climax: The Song Silenced The battlefield on Onigashima trembles under the weight of chaos. The Straw Hats and their allies clash against the Beast Pirates in a desperate bid to stop Kaidou’s tyranny. Amid the inferno of war, Uta, the songstress whose voice once united hearts through her music, stands atop a shattered cliff, her powers amplifying the resolve of the alliance. Her song, a radiant melody woven with Haki, inspires hope, pushing Luffy and the others to fight harder against overwhelming odds.But Ulti, the ferocious Tobi Roppo, locks onto Uta as the linchpin of the alliance’s morale. Her eyes blaze with predatory fury, her Pachycephalosaurus Zoan form primed for destruction. “That annoying voice of yours is making my head hurt!” Ulti snarls, smashing through a line of samurai to reach Uta. Page One tries to hold her back, but Ulti’s single-minded rage drives her forward.

>>280169009
>Uta, undeterred, pours her soul into her song, her Observation Haki barely keeping up with Ulti’s relentless charge. “I won’t stop!” Uta cries, her voice cracking as she projects a barrier of musical notes, a manifestation of her mysterious powers. The notes shimmer, deflecting Ulti’s initial headbutt, but the impact shakes the cliff, sending cracks spiderwebbing beneath Uta’s feet.The Straw Hats are too far, entangled in their own battles. Luffy, grappling with Kaidou atop the Skull Dome, senses the danger but can’t break free. “Uta!” he screams, his voice drowned by the roar of combat.Ulti laughs, a cruel edge to her tone. “You think your little songs can stop me? I’m gonna crush that pretty throat!” She shifts into her full Zoan form, her skull thickening as she launches a devastating Ulti Meteor. The attack shatters Uta’s barrier, the shockwave throwing her back. Blood trickles from Uta’s lip, but she stands, defiant, her voice rising in a final, desperate crescendo. Her song shifts, no longer just inspiring—it’s a plea, a call to Luffy’s dream, to freedom.

>>280169043
>“Shut up already!” Ulti roars, closing the distance in a blur. Her headbutt connects with a sickening crunch, striking Uta’s chest. Time slows. Uta’s eyes widen, her song faltering as she collapses, her body crumpling against the jagged rocks. The melody fades, replaced by the distant screams of allies who feel the sudden void.Luffy’s Haki surges, his Gear Fifth form flickering with rage as he senses Uta’s fall. “UTA!” His cry shakes the heavens, his Conqueror’s Haki erupting, stunning even Kaidou for a moment. Ulti stands over Uta’s motionless form, panting, a triumphant grin on her face. “One less annoyance,” she spits, unaware of the storm she’s unleashed.The alliance wavers, hope crumbling without Uta’s song. But Luffy’s resolve hardens. Her death becomes the spark that ignites his final push, his Gear Fifth powers exploding in a way never seen before, blending freedom and fury. The climax sets the stage for Luffy’s ultimate showdown with Kaidou, Uta’s sacrifice fueling his unbreakable will to bring down the Emperor and honor her dream of a world united by song.

The end

In the bottom right panel, does Gunko look older than she is in the loli silhouette?

Good, Ulti wrecked her shit. Only one can remain.

sexually attractive one piece men

I wonder why Imu chose Gunko to possess.

>>280169523
nami...

>>280169537
it almost seemed like a direct response to Gunko being on the verge of breaking some kind of brainwashing

The worst posters in the thread are the ones whose waifus are underage and the worst groups out of those are carrotfags and the tamapedo

Why did vegapunk make the seraphim little kids?

>>280169700
he didn't. he made them embryos and let them grow. they'll grow up further before long. the WG just didn't want to wait another 6-10 years before deploying them

>>280169731
They’re not robots?

I love love Bonney!

>>280169700
because Vegapant is the one actually behind of making Seraphim

>>280169748
they're Genetically Engineered Life Forms made from splicing the genes of each of the warlords with buccaneer genes and lunarian genes and growing the resulting hybrid clone in a vat, and then with the green blood implant and laser emitters grafted into their body at a later date.
tl;dr they're cyborg clones

>>280169748
They are artificial clones aka edgy bloated characters with even less personality

>>280168677
>Luffy doesn't say BVLLSOPPU SUGOI!
lame

I've never seen anyone bring up the obvious similarities between the Newkama in One Piece and the Magypsies in Mother 3

How long until Nika Bonney in the anime?

>>280169991
4-6 months

>>280169803
kind of the same with the Vegapunk Satellites but they're not clones unless the zygotes were made from Stella's genetic material, they're all cyborgs even Edison and Pythagoras who require biological functions that York was handling.

>>280170251
I just made the mistake of imagining what pythagoras and edison's bodies look like underneath the metal shell

>chopper suddenly learned to us skywalk
>luffy realized it was him falling without being sure how
>gyabban is pissed at the straw hats for not knowing shit about haki
>now chopper's stuck treating him while he's too injured to fight
>and sommers personally wants gyabban dead

is this going where I hope it's going

>>280169936
Anything else?

>>280170436
I ain't ever seen an elephant fly

>>280170292
probably a fleshy blob with a metal chassis and some amount of veins and nerves that terminate to the artificial organ that somehow cycles everything to York.

>>280170308
Chopper being instructed to learn haki to protect Gaban would be kino but he doesn't have CoC.

>>280170484
wasn't thinking that. I was thinking CoA

>>280170444
Neither have I. Cool trips, by the way.

>>280169401
you're playing underwater 4-d chess here, man.
Noble prize of semantics.

>>280168677
>Luffy officiated, grinning ear to ear, while Zoro napped and Sanji wailed in the background.“Do you, Usopp, take Nami to be your partner in this grand adventure?” Luffy asked, barely containing his excitement.“I do,” Usopp said, his voice steady, his eyes locked on Nami’s.“And you, Nami?”She laughed, a sound like chiming bells. “I do, you idiot.”As they sealed their vows with a kiss, the crew erupted in cheers, fireworks bursting overhead. Usopp, once the liar, now a hero, held Nami close, knowing that whatever storms lay ahead, they’d face them together.
LOL why is Luffy rabbi hahaha this is so bizarre is this human made fanfic? I can't tell

>joyboy has a peg leg, hook hand, and probably an eyepatch
I never noticed this vefore

>>280168677
No this is cringe

>>280168677
I thought Oda said there was no romance among the crew? did he lie?

Gear 5 can cure domi reversi recipients. Hes not the warrior of liberation for nothing.

>>280170611
don't get too invested in the idea. That might be the case but it's also possible its just slightly sloppy perspective. The silhouette we saw of his using his awakening didn't have an odd arm or leg. but it'd also be pretty easy to shape a hook and a peg leg into a human shape using the power of his awakening so that doesn't proof anything either

>>280170611
>hook hand
those look like normal hands to me anon

>>280170514
yeah but without CoC he cannot really harm Sommers, so at best he would be stalling him but still learning it is about time.

>>280168677
>Sanji wailed in the background.
Nobody cocks block the Chief Sanji throw hands right now!

Nami blushing at Luffy only
Zoro and Sanji are Ugly

>>280170567
I'll try this approach, does this make sense or do you think she's ~6 in the second panel as well?

>>280170611
Look at Crocodile, that's a hook hand.

Shanks is already missing an arm,
and Joyboy is probably missing an eye.

I don't think Luffy will lose an arm, nor a leg.
He might miss an eye. Everyone calls him the new Joyboy.

>>280170611
no he doesn't it's literally just the angle he's on and the fact it's a small panel. You can't see the second foot because he's standing on an incline and it's a silhouette

>>280170709
yes, she does look older in the one crying.
And Brook was away when he was a pirate and died, so yeah.

I want Loki to join the Strawhats on the basis of it being funny. I don’t want him be able to shrink either I just want them to drag him as he is and just make accommodations for him. Please Oda it would be so stupid.

>>280170681
Women like men who aren't coom brained it seems

>>280170786
Whats with all the Usopp bullying lately?

>>280170786
that franky is giving papyrus vibes

>look how they've slandered my boy

He's joining.
And at the end just like when the Dressrosa citizens say
they knew Rebecca's mom was living with Kyros,

Elbaph people will say they knew it wasn't Loki doing all that stuff.

>>280171037
I wonder if Loki's awakening also makes him laugh uncontrollably

>>280171066
Now that you say that, I want him as a baby
doing the stuff like the dog of the movie the Mask when it puts on the mask.

The dog is crazier than the owner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbeR52GLTmw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InHc6dfa7H4

>>280165599
Punk Hazard speculation. Given it was where we learned how Devil Fruit transfered that arc; the logic was that the Snow Snow Fruit was on the Sunny due to Monet dying in what is essentially a wasteland. Her fruit would have respawned on Nami's tangerine grove.

People speculated around the time that someone would find and eat it and Carrot became the pick because of "Snow Bunnies" (Nami was the other main contender)

>>280165964
She would be immune to them, but you keep praising her for being a good girl and the dinotail is wrecking havoc from her restrained frustrated embaressed enjoyment of this

I dont mind Carrot but her fans are faggots.

>>280166542
>I hate it because it made me uncomfortable
Thats the fucking point
>I hate him because he did that
Yeah, he is a villain and a pirate
>I hate the Sanji wanting the fruit to perv on people
You will never.understand the true reason he would want it, also you would fucking do it as well if you had the power. Way too many anti-pedos busted for CP has me all too aware that your claims are bullshit

>>280171104
I never bought the theory, but looking back it was really fucking weird how Oda showed smiley's fruit reforming back then. I'm not sure if he had a plan there or what

the only thing I can imagine is that maybe tashigi got it? The thing is, she's a background character now. Oda's very clearly has no interest in her and smoker anymore. Even in that arc it was painfully obvious that they were obsolete. Koby is the garp to luffy's roger, not smoker

>What are the chances of Carrot actually joining?
50/50.
I think it would make a fair amount of sense given what Carrot has already been through, but I suspect that Oda doesn't want to do it.

>>280171209
that thing above s-snake belongs in a rank of her own. not even pedos would want to look at that thing

I just wish Carrot joined the crew earlier.

>>280170251
I really gotta ask how the hell Stella manages to create an entire other being to poop for him. Does he have quantum bowels that all lead to York?

Carrot is the one getting the Paw Paw DF, that fruit belongs to animal themed, kid- hearted, glove user kings

>>280170786
The only way having a new character joining this late in the series will be acceptable is if we see Law and Kidd seethe about how much Luffy and his crew has surpassed them and the their 'rivalry' was just Luffy being childish

Return of The Viking Goddess of Dawn soon

Ear God(Enel) vs Ear God(Carrot) soon

>>280166167
>What are Luffy and Akainu agreeing on?

>The Betrayal: The sky above Mariejois burned crimson, the air thick with the stench of smoke and betrayal. The Straw Hat Pirates stood battered and broken, surrounded by a legion of Marines led by the magma-fisted Admiral Akainu. At the center of it all was Luffy—or the man they thought was Luffy. His straw hat tilted low, casting a shadow over his cold, unfamiliar grin."Straw Hats," he declared, his voice devoid of its usual warmth, "this is where your pathetic dreams end. The World Government is the only path to order. Freedom? Hah! Look at you—weak, scrambling like rats. I’m done with you."

>>280171037
>Loki was victim of socio-economics factors

it adds up for her too but I think Vivi is more likely to get it considering the history with Lily

on another part for it is understated how Carrot is purposely given Cat motifs, to elaborate
>remember Gonbe in W7, a "Cat" who's actually a rabbit
>Carrot is a claw user like she is a cat
>Carrot replaces a Cat Duke while Wanda replaces a Dog Duke

a reach but interesting to point out
>Lindberg of the revolutionary who is a "Cat Mink" has the same blood type as Carrot and same fur pattern and colors as Gonbe of Water 7
>he uses technology a lot as if he learned it from Vegapunk
>Egghead Island has tons of staff dressed as rabbits for some reason

>>280171292
>Nami’s heart sank, her knees trembling as she clutched her staff. "Luffy, what are you saying?! This isn’t you!" Her voice cracked, tears streaming down her face. Zoro’s grip tightened on his swords, his single eye narrowing, while Sanji’s cigarette fell from his lips, shock rendering him speechless. Usopp sobbed, Chopper clung to Robin, and Franky’s mechanical arms shook with rage.Luffy’s gaze swept over them, cold and dismissive. "You’re all so naive. Ace was the same—a bum, a loser who chased impossible dreams and got himself killed. I’m not like him. I never was. Working for Imu and the World Government is the only way to win in this world."Akainu stepped forward, his molten hand resting on Luffy’s shoulder like a proud mentor. "You’ve chosen wisely, Monkey D. Luffy. The Celestial Dragons will reward you handsomely."

I love Carrot so much

>>280171037
Nah, I think it's less they all knew and more... they realize they heeved blame onto an innocent that he was feared and hated before he could even form relationships. It's gonna turn out that Loki loved his father because he was kind and loving to the cursed child after his mums passing and everyone fearing the kid since he was out the womb and had to kill a bear before learning to climb.

Loki burnt people houses down because he already was a monster at that point. Why does he care what they think if it's always negative

>>280171270
its not just bowels, it would be some kind of quantum organ hub that allows all biological functions to transfer

It’s a genuine shame. To me, Wanda is much better than Carrot in every single way, she’s a badass 28 year old musketeer with a very cute accent quirk, as well as a good fashion sense that makes her more appealing. But alas, Carrot is perfectly engineered to be very marketable to justify her presence in WCI and Wano. Doesn’t help that she’s 15 and always acts like a child.

Yea, as you guessed it, I’m the inverse of Leonardo DiCaprio; anyone younger than 25 is repulsive to me.

>>280171270
the weirdest thing is York does all the eating and drinking, but then the other Vegapunks feel the need to go to the bathroom, then York does it for them
it's probably best not to think too hard about it

>Electro to defibrillate patients
They are perfect together, and I hope that Carrot teachs Chopper electro (if its something that has to do with the static that fur generates)

>>280166542
I wonder how Nami's pusy looks like

>>280171299
>The Straw Hats fought valiantly, but they were no match for the combined might of the Marines and their former captain’s Haki-infused attacks. One by one, they fell—Zoro’s blades shattered, Sanji’s legs buckled, Robin’s arms snapped under magma’s heat. They were chained, dragged to Mariejois, and presented to the Celestial Dragons as slaves.Nami, trembling in her shackles, was singled out. Luffy—no, this impostor—pointed at her with a cruel smirk. "Her. She’s mine." The Celestial Dragons laughed, granting his request. Nami’s eyes burned with defiance, but her spirit cracked as she was led away to serve the man she once called captain.Months passed in agony. The Straw Hats toiled under the Celestial Dragons’ whips, their dreams of the One Piece reduced to ash. Nami, bound to Luffy’s side, endured his taunts, his mockery of their shared past. "You really thought I’d risk everything for a fairy tale?" he sneered, tossing his straw hat into a fire. "Pathetic."But whispers began to spread among the slaves, rumors of a ghost in the shadows of Impel Down—a man with a scar under his eye, unbroken despite two years in the deepest cells. A man who never stopped smiling.

On average do the Yonkos or Chadmirals have bigger penises? (Not accounting for female members unless they have girl penises like Kiku or Carrot)

>>280164956 (OP)
R8 this OC

>>280171343
>Deep in the bowels of Impel Down, Level 6, a figure sat in darkness, his body scarred but his spirit unyielding. The real Monkey D. Luffy, imprisoned for two years, his capture hidden by the World Government. His eyes gleamed with defiance as he overheard guards muttering about the Straw Hats’ fate and a "new Luffy" leading the Marines."Whoever’s wearing my hat," Luffy growled, gripping the bars, his Haki sparking despite the seastone cuffs, "is gonna regret it."A faint tremor shook the prison, and a shadowy figure slipped through the chaos—a cloaked ally, their face hidden. "Luffy," they whispered, sliding a key toward his cell. "It’s time to take it all back."The bars creaked open. Luffy’s grin widened, his voice echoing with unshakable resolve. "I’m coming for you, fake. And when I find you… you’re gonna wish you never touched my crew."The cell door swung wide, and the screen faded to black, leaving only the sound of Luffy’s laughter and the promise of a reckoning yet to come.

To Be Continued…

Requesting Carrot trick or treating pretending she's in a costume since that's what people think when seeing her. She can be a loli too for it to be more fitting.

>>280171362
I'll be honest I waiting for you to make Luffy evil all the way but didn't think you would go the "fake Luffy" route lol

Carrot is already 15, she will look like this in her adulthood

>>280171363
I'll do that I just need to finish this story arc first for Oda >>280171362

>>280171324
I'm just curious like...

Could Lillith just consume large qualities of laxitives and force York to shit herself 24/7?

why are carrot and chopper just standing there and can't help zoro?
carrot can transform too

>>280171362
>Gear 5 Luffy vs. Gear Evil Luffy
The skies above Mariejois churned with chaotic energy, clouds twisting into surreal shapes as the ground quaked beneath the holy city. The Straw Hat Pirates, battered but free from their chains, watched from a distance, their hope rekindled. At the center of the shattered plaza stood two figures: the real Monkey D. Luffy, his white hair blazing and body radiating the boundless joy of Gear 5, and the impostor—Gear Evil Luffy—a dark mirror with a twisted straw hat, his body cloaked in a malevolent aura, black Haki crackling like a storm."You stole my face, my crew, my dream!" Gear 5 Luffy shouted, his voice echoing with cartoonish defiance, eyes glowing with the power of the Sun God Nika. His body bounced like rubber, reality bending around him as he grinned. "Time to take it all back!"

Carrot was so foolish to think she could beat Perospero alone lol.

>>280171392
roflmao

>>280171413
>Gear Evil Luffy sneered, his own Gear 5-like form pulsing with corrupted energy, stolen from Imu’s dark experiments. "You’re a fool, Luffy. Freedom’s a lie. Power is everything. I’m the you that wins!" His fist morphed into a spiked mace, the air screaming as he launched forward.The clash was cataclysmic. Gear 5 Luffy’s rubbery fist, inflated to the size of a ship, met Gear Evil Luffy’s jagged, Haki-coated strike, sending shockwaves that shattered the Red Line’s cliffs. The ground turned to jelly beneath them, buildings warping into absurd shapes as Luffy’s awakened fruit twisted reality itself. Gear Evil Luffy countered, his own powers mimicking Luffy’s but laced with malice—his punches summoned voids, his kicks tore space apart."You betrayed them!" Luffy roared, dodging a black lightning bolt and retaliating with a cartoonish mallet strike that sent Evil Luffy crashing through a Celestial Dragon palace. "You hurt my friends!""They’re weak!" Evil Luffy spat, emerging from the rubble, his body stretching into a grotesque, multi-armed beast. "I gave them purpose—serving me!" He unleashed a barrage of Haki-infused spikes, each one warping the air with dark energy.

Oh no, I wanted to be the bad Carrot Man poking people with my orange carrots, but now she's chewing on me.

>>280171433
Luffy’s laughter rang out, unshaken. "You don’t get it, do you?" He spun, his body inflating into a massive, grinning balloon, deflecting the spikes. "It’s not about power—it’s about freedom!" With a snap, he unleashed Gomu Gomu no Dawn Rocket, his body igniting with white flames as he rocketed forward, punching Evil Luffy into the sky.The battle ascended, the two Luffys clashing across the clouds. Gear 5 Luffy’s attacks were wild, creative—turning clouds into fists, stars into slingshots. Gear Evil Luffy fought with ruthless precision, his corrupted Haki slicing through Luffy’s creations. The fake’s eyes gleamed with Imu’s influence, whispering promises of absolute control."You can’t win!" Evil Luffy snarled, summoning a massive, blackened Gear 5 fist that dwarfed Mariejois. "I’m the better you!"Luffy’s grin widened, his heart pounding like a drum. "Then why’re you so scared?" He inhaled, his body glowing brighter, reality bending to his will. "Let’s end this!" With a joyous shout, he unleashed Gomu Gomu no Liberation Storm, a whirlwind of white Haki and cartoonish energy that transformed the battlefield into a surreal dreamscape—trees sprouted wings, the sea danced, and the air pulsed with freedom.

>She's taking his hat to put on a snowman
>Carrot's going to get the snow fruit
SHE"S IN!

>>280171447
>he unleashed Gomu Gomu no Liberation Storm
Is that a new Luffy attack? that sounds cool

Has Carrot been confirmed Nakama yet?

Carrot is shit and already dead

>>280171447
>The two forces collided—light versus darkness, joy versus malice. The explosion lit up the world, visible from every ocean. When the dust settled, Gear 5 Luffy stood, panting, his straw hat singed but intact. Gear Evil Luffy lay defeated, his form flickering, revealing a grotesque, artificial construct beneath—a puppet crafted by Imu."You’re not me," Luffy said, his voice soft but firm. "You never were."As the Straw Hats rushed to his side, a faint voice echoed from the impostor’s body—Imu’s voice. "This… isn’t over… Luffy…" The fake dissolved, leaving only a dark, pulsing orb that vanished into the sky.Nami grabbed Luffy’s arm, tears in her eyes. "You’re back… the real you."Luffy grinned, tipping his hat. "Told ya I’d never leave you guys." But his eyes lingered on the horizon, where the orb had fled. A shadow loomed—a greater battle yet to come.The ground trembled. A distant roar echoed from the depths of Mariejois. Luffy’s smile faded, his fists clenching. "Imu… I’m coming for you."To Be Continued…

What is /dbs/ thoughts on the final nakama of the Strawhat Pirates, Carrot?

>will never pop off carrot's shoes and worship her big bunny soles
i cope

>Sanji’s Betrayal and the Shocking Truth About Imu
>The holy city of Mariejois trembled under the weight of an apocalyptic battle. The Straw Hat Pirates fought desperately against a tide of Marines, their backs to the shattered throne room of the Celestial Dragons. Gear 5 Luffy bounced through the chaos, his cartoonish strikes clashing with Admiral Kizaru’s blinding light beams. But all eyes turned to the throne as a figure emerged from the shadows—Imu, the enigmatic ruler of the World Government, revealed at last.

Carrot being 8 is a good thing because it means more Carrotnigger tears when Yamato eventually fades her into obscurity.

>>280171518
Sanji froze, his cigarette falling to the ground. Imu was no cloaked tyrant but a breathtakingly beautiful woman, her presence radiating an otherworldly allure. Her long, obsidian hair flowed like a midnight river, her eyes glinting with seductive power. She stepped forward, her voice a velvet whisper that cut through the chaos. "Sanji Vinsmoke… join me, and I’ll make your every desire reality."The Straw Hats gasped. Nami’s fists clenched. "Sanji, don’t listen to her!" Zoro growled, his swords raised, while Luffy’s grin faltered. But Sanji’s eyes were locked on Imu, his heart pounding. Her beauty was intoxicating, her promise of power and pleasure drowning out his loyalty."I… I can’t fight this," Sanji muttered, his legs trembling. "She’s… perfect." With a flourish, he tossed aside his tie, his usual chivalry twisted into something darker. "I’m done with you losers. The Straw Hats are nothing compared to her." He stepped toward Imu, who smirked, extending a hand that shimmered with an unnatural glow."Sanji, you idiot!" Luffy shouted, launching a Gear 5 punch that warped the air into a rubbery fist. But Sanji dodged with a blazing kick, his Diable Jambe igniting as he turned on his crew. "You don’t get it, Luffy! This is my dream now!" His flames clashed with Zoro’s Haki-coated blades, the two locked in a heartbreaking duel. Nami’s lightning cracked, but Sanji’s speed outmatched her, his eyes cold with newfound resolve.

Ida was prepping for Carrot to become the new Nakama, but for whatever reason he changed his mind and quickly threw together the Mary Sue that is Yamato. Then he came to his senses and realised Yamato isn't good enough and left her behind, too. I 100% believe this is the case. The question is, what made Oda change his mind about Carrot?

As the Straw Hats faltered, Kizaru appeared at Imu’s side, his usual lazy smirk replaced with a rare intensity. "Time for the truth, nephew," he said, his voice cutting through the din. Sanji’s eyes widened. "Nephew?" Kizaru nodded, his light glinting ominously. "Your mother, Sora… she was my sister. The Vinsmoke blood ties us to the World Government’s deepest secrets. You belong with us, Sanji."The revelation hit like a tidal wave. Sanji staggered, his mind reeling. His uncle, a Marine Admiral? His family, entwined with Imu’s regime? The Straw Hats stared in shock, but Imu’s laughter rang out, her power amplifying Sanji’s doubts. "Join your true family, Sanji," she purred, her hand grazing his cheek, sending a shiver through him."Sanji, snap out of it!" Luffy roared, his Gear 5 form glowing brighter, reality bending as he summoned a massive cartoonish mallet. But Sanji’s resolve hardened. With a blazing kick, he sent Luffy crashing through a wall, his face a mask of conflicted desire. "I’m done chasing your stupid dream, Luffy. Imu’s vision is the future."

so when is carrot getting monets fruit?

One Piece is a left-anarchist manga. Chuds go back to /pol/. Read a more right wing series like SnK. MHA, or HxH

>>280171547
>"Time for the truth, nephew," he said, his voice cutting through the din. Sanji’s eyes widened. "Nephew?" Kizaru nodded, his light glinting ominously.
Wait what the fuck?!!

I sincerely don't know who is going to be the next Strawhat, both Yamato and Carrot have strong claims and there is only one slot left...

>>280171547
The Straw Hats fought on, outnumbered and betrayed, their spirits cracking. Nami’s tears fell as she faced her former friend, now a puppet of Imu’s charm. Zoro’s blades faltered, and even Luffy’s boundless optimism wavered. Imu’s power surged, her throne room transforming into a surreal battlefield where shadows danced and reality warped under her command.But as Sanji knelt before Imu, a faint flicker of doubt crossed his face. Her beauty was undeniable, but something felt… wrong. A hidden spark in his heart—the memory of Nami’s smile, Luffy’s laughter, the East Blue—stirred. Kizaru’s light flared, ready to strike the Straw Hats down, but Sanji’s leg twitched, his Diable Jambe igniting faintly."Sanji…" Imu whispered, sensing his hesitation. Her eyes narrowed, her power tightening like a noose. "Choose now."Sanji’s gaze locked on his crew, then back to Imu. A single bead of sweat rolled down his face. The flames on his leg roared brighter.The ground shook. A distant explosion echoed from the depths of Mariejo ascended. Was it Sanji’s resolve breaking… or something more?To Be Continued…

Hypothetically, if Wano ends with both Carrot and Yamato joining the crew then what will you guys do?

what the fuck is going on in here where is there so much fan fic writing right now?

Sanjay fucked carrot this can't be happening...

The majority has spoken and carrot is #8. Keep coping tranny.

>>280171594
the local spammer is taking a break from scat and CP to spam chatgpt generated text as part of their ongoing campaign to stop people making one piece threads on /a/

for the one Idiot carrot who won't shut fuck up in the thread
>The Straw Hats’ Choice
The stormy seas of Elbaf raged, waves crashing against the Sunny as the Straw Hat Pirates faced a dire decision. Loki, the cunning and powerful prince of Elbaf, stood tall on the deck, his massive warhammer slung over his shoulder, his eyes gleaming with ambition. Beside him, Carrot, the Mink rabbit, clutched her claws, her usual spark dimmed by the crew’s cold stares. The Straw Hats had just escaped a brutal clash with the World Government’s forces, and tensions were at a breaking point.

at least Carrot isn't in the manga.

>>280171594
We have a poster who likes to ask Grok things Even though ChatGPT is bett

That just means Carrot's fans love Carrot more than Yamato's fans love Yamato.

>>280171629

>Luffy, his straw hat tilted low, stepped forward, his Gear 5 aura flickering faintly from exhaustion. “Carrot,” he said, his voice heavy, “you’ve been with us a while, but… you’re holding us back.” The words hit like a cannonball. Carrot’s ears drooped, her wide eyes filling with tears.“What… what do you mean, Luffy?” she stammered, her voice trembling. The crew avoided her gaze—Nami clutching her staff, Zoro sharpening his blades, Sanji lighting a cigarette with a grimace.Robin spoke, her tone clinical but not unkind. “Carrot, your strength as a Sulong is remarkable, but it’s situational. You’ve made too many mistakes—rushing in, getting caught, costing us time and lives. We can’t afford that now, not with Imu and the One Piece so close.”

>they are back to using anonymous threads as validation for their existence
what causes this behavior? Is it the fact that carrot will never her relevant again and so they have to cope here?

>>280171654
>“Carrot,” he said, his voice heavy, “you’ve been with us a while, but… you’re holding us back.”
No....Luffy please give her a chance

>>280171664
It's the only explanation that makes sense. They probably can't discuss carrot anywhere else on the internet since she's that irrelevant

>Carrot, get on the boat!
>Let's kick out the reindeer and put in Carrot instead
>Carrot above Sabo? Awesome!
no, but, seriously, fuck sabo and chopper

>>280171654
>Carrot’s fists clenched, her fur bristling. “I’ve fought for you! I’ve given everything! How can you call me… useless?” Her voice cracked, but the crew’s resolve didn’t waver.Loki smirked, stepping forward. “I like the bunny’s spirit, but let’s be real. You need someone who can crush armies, not nibble carrots.” He slammed his hammer down, cracking the deck, his Conqueror’s Haki rippling through the air. “I’m your guy. Elbaf’s prince, a warrior born for war. I’ll get you to the One Piece.”Usopp, usually the first to crack under pressure, nodded grimly. “Loki’s got power, connections, and brains. We’re in the endgame now, Carrot. We can’t keep babysitting you.”Nami’s eyes softened, but her voice was firm. “I’m sorry, Carrot. You’re our friend, but this crew is about the dream. Loki’s stronger. He fits.”Carrot’s gaze darted to Chopper, her fellow Mink, pleading silently. But Chopper looked away, muttering, “I… I agree with them. I’m sorry.” Franky and Brook remained silent, their faces etched with guilt but no protest.

Yamato and Carrot didnt join because Toei is too cheap to continue paying for their Voice Actress that are not under a long contract

>>280171693
haha LOL I always knew Carrot suck such a garbage character even the ai knows her transformation is useless

I want more Carrot figures!

>>280171693
>Luffy met Carrot’s eyes, his usual grin absent. “You’re not a Straw Hat anymore. Stay on Elbaf. You’ll be safe here.” He turned to Loki, extending a hand. “Welcome aboard, big guy. Let’s find that treasure.”Carrot fell to her knees, sobbing as the crew prepared to sail. Loki’s laughter boomed, his massive frame dwarfing the Sunny’s figurehead. “Don’t worry, bunny. Maybe you can guard the carrots while we make history.”As the Sunny sailed away, Carrot stood alone on Elbaf’s shore, the wind carrying her cries. But in the distance, a faint glow sparked in her eyes—Sulong’s light, untamed and furious. A shadowy figure watched from the cliffs, their silhouette cloaked in mystery, whispering, “They’ll regret this.”The Sunny vanished into the storm, Loki’s warhammer gleaming under the lightning. But as the crew celebrated their new ally, a strange unease settled over Luffy. His hand brushed his straw hat, and a single question lingered: had they just made the biggest mistake of their journey?

Carrot.

Because someone else here said carrot, and that was the first thing I thought of...

>>280171638
>Even though ChatGPT is bett
I tested both and I have to be honest Grok is better since knows how to write a One piece story

So this is it? All Carrot's character amounted too after being forced for so long?

>>280171629
>>280171654
>>280171693
>>280171733
as a Carrot fan fuck you bro please kys yourself

My wife Carrot.

>>280171733
>Loki’s laughter boomed, his massive frame dwarfing the Sunny’s figurehead. “Don’t worry, bunny. Maybe you can guard the carrots while we make history.”
What the fuck Loki LOL this great Carrot fans murdered tonight maybe AI isn't bad after all

Oda's really banging on the "Please remember that Gold Roger was an evil pirate" drum isn't he? I dig it.

I still wanna know if they're gonna keep Carrot or if she'll give up on her dream and return to Zou

>>280171771
in the words of Loki the goat

>“Don’t worry, bunny. Maybe you can guard the carrots while we make history.”
What the fuck Loki LOL this great Carrot fans murdered tonight maybe AI isn't bad after all

>>280171356
>The Franky at home:

Carrot is best and will probably not join because she signed on for a short adventure and got more than she bargained for already, but will take Vivi's place as honorary nakama now that she's dead.

>>280171779
How about you shut the fuck up about Carrot you moron your character is irrelevant

He'll beat Perospero with the help of Carrot
Then he'll help Marco defeat Queen and King

Neither will be a solid 1v1 victory for him, just two assists
that's what Sanji gets

>The one Carrot fag is shitting up the thread again
I'll come back when their done

i want carrot the peg me with her huge sulong cock

Oda will make Vegapants dubiously canon in the next movie

>>280171733
>>Luffy met Carrot’s eyes, his usual grin absent. “You’re not a Straw Hat anymore. Stay on Elbaf. You’ll be safe here.” He turned to Loki, extending a hand. “Welcome aboard, big guy. Let’s find that treasure.”Carrot fell to her knees, sobbing as the crew prepared to sail.
Oda please do this Let Loki join the crew his way better then Carrot

Fuck it, I'm sold. Carrot for two piece protagonist ahoy.

>>280171822
Hes been spamming from 11pm to 5am in brazil btw

Bro fr loses sleep over people on 4chan liking what he don't like, no wonder he's a virgin in his 30s

>>280164976
>Yamato desperately trying to keep up the Oden larp whilst getting her asshole rearranged
Hot. I want it on my desk immediately

>carrot
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING IDIOT

oh good that clears that up

>>280171851
Not gonna lie I already Miss Grok fag at least it was some fun shit to read even tho it was all slander

Carrot will attack Perospero again, not for revenge, but to "protect her friends". She will thank him for his advice, before successfully defeating him.
And you will LIKE IT!

God I want to fuck Carrot.

>>280171879
If you feel that way use AI to wrote a story about you dumb faggot

>>280171839
>“You’re not a Straw Hat anymore. Stay on Elbaf. You’ll be safe here
Poor carrot..........:(

>>280171654
>>Luffy, his straw hat tilted low, stepped forward, his Gear 5 aura flickering faintly from exhaustion. “Carrot,” he said, his voice heavy, “you’ve been with us a while, but… you’re holding us back.” The words hit like a cannonball. Carrot’s ears drooped, her wide eyes filling with tears.“What… what do you mean, Luffy?” she stammered, her voice trembling. The crew avoided her gaze—Nami clutching her staff, Zoro sharpening his blades, Sanji lighting a cigarette with a grimace.Robin spoke, her tone clinical but not unkind.
His telling her this in Gear 5? damn poor Carrot even Nika himself said " your a bum rabbit"

I'm so sick of this Carrot slander I hate you all

Did I miss something, why is everyone talking about Carrot
Is there literally nothing else worth discussing, or is the lack of her presence really drilling a hole into the hearts of One Piece fans

>>280171654
>“Carrot, your strength as a Sulong is remarkable, but it’s situational. You’ve made too many mistakes
See? Sulong form sucks its too situational and needs the fucking full moon why would Oda ever make her a straw hat? makes no damn sense Loki makes the most sense

The slander is real today....I'm very hurt.

>>280171996
stop spamming algoslop

>>280171865
Given the BM daugther pictured there tontatta half breeds seem to lose their tails, I guess that Zushindodos might be pretty close to humans then. Or they might look like Atlas actually, have there been other "humans" with tails for seemingly no reason?

>>280171979
Not since Chopper introduced a Rumble Ball for Sulong. It will only matter for the final battle where Zou will defeat some fodder though.

>>280171957
Is literally the brazilian pedophile spamming post from the archives instead of reddit this time

>>280172111
Figures. He deserved to get doxxed.

>>280171865
if tontattas are dwarves, what is Millet Pine?

He looks like he's from a layer underground Elbaph.

>>280172421
just a short dude?

>>280167059
The folks pining for new crewmembers doesn't want One Piece to be good.

>>280172011
>stop spamming algoslop
Or what?

>>280167059
>just take a look what has happened to someone like Usopp for the last couple of arcs
What do you mean?
>>280168604
>>280168677
he was able to beat Koby using CoC infusion with one strike seems to me Usopp has been an ultra these last few arcs

Carrot won.

>>280172698
...the Mokomo Dukedom leadership position.

>>280168555
>“You don’t get it, Koby!” Usopp yelled back, his voice cracking. “I’m not that weak liar anymore! I’m a warrior of the sea, and I’ll protect my crew!”Koby’s eyes softened, but his stance didn’t waver. He raised his sword, ready to defend his ideals.
Usopp is goat I don't get the idea Oda hates him his shinning right here!

>>280172656
you'll descend deeper into brainrot and destroy your ability to enjoy anything
then you'll get too riled up by a dumb internet argument you normally would have had the wherewithall to stay out of, and accidentally dox yourself in a way you didn't realize was possible

>>280172749
Just for that tomorrow I'll do a franky Kills the straw hats grok post

What if Joyboy Imu Lily were friends once? Even the devil was once good. It’s interesting how Imu despite ruling for almost 1000 years just seems so unhappy or out of it.

https://youtu.be/UFyxfQ1VkWQ

>>280172791
I won't even be here tomorrow or remember that you said that

The first world and void century was probably a funny story despite the wars slavery genocide and changing of the planet. How odd

>>280165025
kill AI jeets

>>280164956 (OP)
Okay just got up to date.

I'm really liking Elbaf, and it's very interesting how there's some subplots cocking up here
>Zoro getting worried about Luffie's obsession with Shanks
>Sanji getting a blow by being ignored for not having conqueror
>Brook somehow knowing a little bit too much about the Knights

Also Loki has one of the best designs I've seen in a while in OP

The Yamato cover story was ass, they decided to ship him with Ulti for some reason

>>280165357
>>280165335

We will never get another crew chilling on the boat chapter

>>280165025
Carrot looks Terrible here.

>>280172859
you don't need to be racist to hate on silicon valley bootlickers

Carrot is a dumb and she should commit suicide like Pedro

Do people really think Carrot will join? Has she done anything to warrant this or do people just like fapping to her?

Carrot (mink) molesting Carrot (boy from Usopp's village)

Is there a missed opportunity as big as Carrot being given so little to do in wano? Considering she's the most likely to be the next strawhat i think it's a bit confusing how oda sidelined her

Carrot has a hairy pussy and there is nothing you cant do about it.

which Baseball team would Carrot root for?

I miss when Carrot had this dopey smile sometimes

>>280172893
why is chopper a skeleton

>C-Carrot was botted, Yamato wasn't!
Holy cope

I LOVE CARROT

Carrot will eat the snow DF as one of Nami's tangerines.
She'll go to Wano with the crew, which is a snow island.
Along with her Mink ability to hide her presence, she'll be able to hide in the snow and spy / perform sneak attacks.

Can't wait for her to join the crew and for Jinbe to die. Even though that probably won't happen.

>>280173109
Those are Robin's hands, she made them grow from the tree to lift Chopper to the top.

I tried convincing my wife NOT to cosplay as Carrot for Halloween, and it didn’t work because she has prepared the dress and wig + rabbit ears, and all that’s left are the paw gloves.

What do I do? I’m essentially forced to cosplay as Chopper now, or one of the Minks. I was thinking of being lazy and dressing up as some random Vice-admiral, literally just the Marine coat over a suit.

Fuck Carrot and Nami bots

Carrot won't join.

Its beyond obvious carrot will join the crew. The way she was written tells all, she has no way leave the crew now that she has joined them. There is a reason all other side girls didn't join, not to mention they all had relevance to the plot in the current arc, but Carrot doesn't have one. Shes a total black sheep. Even pedro has a reason to join and leave.

Side note: What about the bunnies in the water while they sailed to zhou? You think Oda foreshadowed a side character thats not joining?

Do people really think Carrot will join? Has she done anything to warrant this or do people just like fapping to her?

Carrotfags are so lost in their carrotfag delusions they can't even recognize one another when they see it.

Is it wrong one of the main reasons I want carrot to join is so we'll get more porn of her?

Yamato and Carrot didnt join because Toei is too cheap to continue paying for their Voice Actress that are not under a long contract

Has Carrot been confirmed Nakama yet?

>Why *does Carrotfag ruin the threads?
ftfy

so which scabbard is gonna join the straw hats with carrot after this arc? kinemon?

as much i love carrot and want her to join the crew, she isn't one of them until she wears luffy's trademark strawhat. its basically a tradition for a female character to wear the strawhat before officially becoming a member of the crew.

>>280172893
We just had that at the start of the arc and the one before this one too

carrot lost

>>280173374
irrefutable

>>280173374
...the losing contest

>>280173179
i'd dump the fattest load in that

>this thread
Carrot once again dominates discussion. She always wins.

>>280173507
Sigh... Yeah I used to post Tama but I just gave up... Getting BTFO all the time isn't fun... Carrotchads won...

>>280173357
That was before now

Why so much Carrot focus this thread?

>>280173595
We all love carrot here

>>280173595
Who?

>>280173595
Should we not focus on our main character?

carrot lost so hard that her fans had to take refugee here due to no one discussing shitrot anymore and then getting purged from every place that doesn't allow anonymity

>>280173595
Victory lap after BTFOing the brazilian

>>280173627
carrot lost so hard that her most loyal fans became broken people for life.

>>280173627
>>280173639
>1 minute apart

>>280173639
/thread

>ctrl F "Carrot"
>223 results
Wow, Carrot made up about 44% of this thread!

>>280173662
TOTAL CARROT VICTORY

Let's be honest: Carrot lost.

Yeah we can seethe, cope, complain, cry and even shit ourselves over it, but it's the truth. The cold hard truth. Sucks to admit it but we need to, we need to honest here. We can't improve if we can't admit our faults. Sure I would have wanted her to win, but it just. didn't. happen. Carrot lost after trying to join once, and folded like a wet napkin. Her strength wasn't up to par, and as a result, we are all left in shambles. It hurts, but it's what happened.

So where do we go from here?
Well first I think we apologize. Formally, I apologize to the Strawhat fandom, the Vivi fandom, the Yamato fandom, heck even the Tama fandom. We were frauds, simply put. I also want to apologize to our fellow Carrot fans. I think we all let ourselves down with unrealistic expectations. The Minks were never that great, and we should stop pretending they were. Carrot lost so badly in Wano even with the Sulong asspull. Just stop it. Stop the copes and the deflections, and embrace reality.

As for the next steps?
1. Seek inner peace
2. Laugh at our failures in a constructive way
3. Post coom images and relinquish the battle for next nakama
I think that way we would ALL be better served. Physically, mentally and emotionally.

Yours truly,
Carrotfan.

>>280173668
>Brazilian timestamp

>>280173684
>Let's be honest: Carrot lost.
Agreed. Thank you for your transparency. You're still a fucking schizo from spamming the thread Carrotnigger.

>>280173684
I accept your concession.

>>280173688
KEK
/thread

This is canon btw

>>280173821
This is what losing looks like.

>>280173688
>>280173670

>>280173639
irrefutable.

>>280173541
>>280173507
Shitrot never discussion besides furfags

>>280173179
I hate carrotroon

>>280173629
You can’t beat dovahhatty

>>280173877
Esl

What triggered the carrotcancer?

>>280174272
Tama showed up in the daily chapter threads.

>>280174272
Porn-spammer furry has been at it for hours now after shilling his /trash/ thread

>>280165921
Thank fuck you made the right version. What's the point of an anime girl without a cock?

>>280172868
>him
kys tranny

>>280174304
>>280174272

>>280172698
- my heart