What's Dorry & Brogy's body count?

>Loki joins - 11
>Yamato on route after story ends - 12
>Zunesha makes it to Elbaph or next location - 13 final

>12 carrots + herself

Shueisha knows what they're doing.

This cover story is actually over a year old now

power rankings for who generated the most interest in Yamato's Golden Harvest over the past year
>1. Yamato
.
.
MONSTER POWERGAP
.
.
*2. Speed, will elaborate on the asterisk
*3. Page One, see above
>2. Momonosuke, surprisingly
>3. Ulti, had the highest peak for everyone not Yamato
>4. Hiyori, actually popular outside of here
>5. Kiku, a favorite of some anons here
.
POWERGAP
.
>6. Shinobu
>7. Raizo
>8. Yasuie
>9. Denjiro
>10. Who's Who

everyone else is behind shinobu(and I tried all the other scabbards and beast pirates featured and every character with more than one page of screen time), unfortunately speed does have a Null value since she has a name thats a common noun in association to one piece talk and a famous streamer named speed associated with One Piece, likewise "One Piece Page One" is a common phrase referring to the pages in a chapter.

Behold, my wife.

This is canon
Let that sink in.

>>280217549
where's tama?

it has been written in the stars

>>280217562
shut up Shanks

>>280217532
Irrefutable.

>>280217581
didn't place top 10 of the characters in the cover story but is closely behind who's who despite being in more pages

>>280217574
>The fact that you believe that happened literally proves it broke you. Are you saying that the screenshot appears in the anime as it is presented in your picture, ie. with the screen split in two in a weird screen ratio, with the scene of Nami hugging Tama taking place at the exact same moment as Carrot is depressed? Because I'm pretty sure it doesn't happen like that, and the way those two screenshots are slapped together is creating a completely new implication that isn't in the story, not the episode, not the chapter nor either of those two, very separate scenes. Even thought they both happen in the same episode and chapter almost back to back it doesn't really count, schizo-kun. But I'm sure a literal autist has a very hard time understanding such things. And the fact that you'll disagree with me only further proves that Wano did, in fact, break you.

The end of Bonney agenda.

Carrot, Yams, Vivi, Loki remain

every day I feel more and more sure Oda will upgrade the sunny and Loki will join the Crew Lufy will ask him again

Adult Loki's eye reveal when?

>>280217419 (OP)
Which definition of body count? They probably slaughtered thousands, and raped thousands too. That's not even getting into all the Giant sluts who lusted after them for their strength/status

>>280217625
Uh oh melty incoming

>>280217637
damn I miss Adult Bonney

>>280217532
>>280217586
>>280217621
>>280217637
Shitrot and Shitmato lost

>>280217549
Hiyori is unironically worst girl. Just carried by shipping.

>>280217633
Irrefutable

>>280217644
They should do a another one this time have Loki in the vote I think he takes no 8 easily

>>280217657

>>280217586
>>280217532
why is it always Carrot and Vivi associated with these numbers? those 2 seems like shoo-ins because of that

>>280217574
The chapter, the episode and the image that mind broke the carrotschizo beyond repair.

What if it was refutable?

>>280217650
I don't think a giant their size is capable of having sex with a human no matter how much they try to force it

>>280217581
Back in chapter 909.

loki bonney vivi

>>280217419 (OP)
Word on the street their demon form is stronger then current loki is that true?

>>280217716
Behold, my wife.

>>280217672
>pedo tears

>>280217676
I agree, she has not personallity and is has a silly melted face but she's a love interest for Zoro and is carried by that

the frustrating part is that she had potential to be a better character but all she ended up doing is yelling at people

>>280217574
the carrotcancer never recovered (and probably never will) from this

>>280217706
Anon, Oda just confirmed Zushindodos are a real race, and they are Giant/Tontatta hybrids. A Giant having sex with a human is child's play in comparison.

>>280217738
Shitma also lost

>>280217710
Bonney's with her dad.

>>280217709
OH THATS WHO TAMA IS

>>280217709
another proof that Tama is nakama with the signature Goda foreshawing wight before her arc

Why is the Tamahermano having a melty again?

loki vivi carrot

>>280217716
I'm going to penetrate her.

>>280217795
AKAINU NO!

>>280217784
Google trends set him off for some reason

>>280217795
Teach...

>>280217709
Tama was introduced in chapter 911 and 1011 was another Tama chapter, she's the 11th

>>280217781
Cope. You walked yourself into a joke where a sphinx in Newgate's home Island is more recognizable. Thanks for the material.

>>280217784
Kek he really does look like that.

is not just 13 for the strawhats btw, Blackbeard IS recruiting more and so is Shanks

>Blackbeards
Kuzan was recently made official
Caribou has potential
as does Gin and Loki

>Redhairs
Rockstar is an unofficial 11th member
Marco was asked to join
kinda would be a swerve if Kidd ended up joining them

>Crossguild
Perona is a shoo-in
maybe Weevil if anyone can remember him
technically not a special 13 though if I'm not mistaken

>>280217852
Behold, my wives.

>>280217784
The storytime for Wano started and he was samefagging so hard it was called out and he threw a hissyfit for the readers there not letting him turn it into his general safespace where he can reply to himself. But Wano threads warrant that since it's where the story falls off.

>>280217852
Holy based!

>280217784
ironic

>>280217858
retarded fanfic

>>280217878
Yeah I caught that.
>Le ENTER
So desperate kek

BEHOLD A TRUE HERO

>>280217532
Peak crew irrefutably. Four of the biggest sexbombs in the gooner fandom and fucking Loki with the monster trio and Jinbe is there too sounds like a God crew of multiple appeals.

>>280217878
>Ruining comfy chapter threads
Shameless behavior

>>280217915
This fag is nobody's hero

Carrot really did win huh?

>>280217928
nah it's retarded

>>280217915
Ok character, but very overrated. He's just proto-Franky at this point.

>>280217532
Dont include Loki in your shit theorys with yamato and carrot. Those bitches arent joining, kill yourself.

>>280217915
the world would be better off with him in charge

>>280217963
the losing competition of course

>>280217419 (OP)

>>280217963
Irrefutable

>>280217878
honestly, what drives some one to shill such an irrelevant character and be as annoying as possible with it?

is almost like it is reverse psychology to turn people agaisnt the character but said character was never really very popular in the first place anyways

>>280217747
I am intrigued by the logistics of such a union.

>>280217817
cope about what? about how slow you are?
Tama scholars have talking about the sphinx for over 3 years.

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/233096665/#q233107017

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/238325988/#q238327999

but keep using Tama material in your stale popularity contest shiposting. It helps us make the case for Marco being Tama's bird in the momotaro trio and push the Ace's grave agenda.

remember Franky and Lilith can upgrade the ship and the Owl can in large the keel so it has to come along with Loki face it his joining the crew accept fate.

>>280218022
He hates one piece threads and is determined to ruin them for some reason. I have no idea what we did to earn the ire of a brazilian schizophrenic but his entire life is dedicated to this task

>>280217887
Bonney is so yummy

>>280217532
Shut up wabbiturds

>>280218062
holy shit, I kneel

you hear that guys, the known momotaro trio is not actually the admirals but some 30+ yr old virgin is enlighting as that it is some sphinx barely anyone knows exist and some toddler barely anyone knows exist

wow

>>280218122
>Brazil timestamp

>>280218058
Either have a Giant male bukkake a Tontatta female and have them bathe in the cum, or have a Tontatta male crawl into the vagina of a Giant female.

This isn't even a shitpost, this is literally canon as being the only possibilities.

>>280217562
i want to suckle those honkers

>>280218160
The Tamapedo is seething hard kek.

>>280218062
those are actually much better posts than your average carrot schizophrenia. I take back putting you two in the same basket

Pick your One Piece laughter

>>280218062
he got us on this one carrotbros. Time to find new material again.

>>280218260
I claim Xusasu Bagasu laugh

>he just keeps replying to himself

>>280218260
I claim Kaido's laugh.

>>280218260
I choose Tama's
fun trivia:
0Tama is the only character that shares the same laugh as Luffy.
It's like they were daughter and father.

>>280218299
>fun trivia:
>0
the amount of fans she has

>>280218260
UOHHUOHHUOHHUOHHUOHHUOHH

>>280218322
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>>280218316
KEKYTRU

>>280218299
carrotbros....

>>280218062
All you're doing is showing us that you've been obsessed with this irrelevant character for over 3 years

This thread is already gay as fuck. Kill yourselves tama fags and carrot queers. go find something else to be autisticaly gay about.
>>280218299
>>280218160
>>280218197
>>280218062

>>280218316
So what, brazilians don't count now?

>>280218322
Good morning saar

>>280218340
>Implying it's not the same guy replying to himself as usual

>>280218260
REEEEEEEEIPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUPUUUUUU!!!

>>280218358
When have they ever?

>>280218339
and you've been obsessed with the irrelevant furry for over 8 yers

>>280218358
monkeys are not people

>>280218260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrBsyT1pR4o

>>280218260
ACKACKACKACKACKACK

>>280218339
>t. has been obsessed with a furry bait background filler for over 8 years
I... I don't think you thought that one through... Do you really lack that much self awareness?

>>280218403
>yers

>>280218421
holy shit, shes so fucking ugly

>>280218418
Holy FUARK. What the fuck was Oda THINKING?

>>280218421
>t. pretending that Carrot isn't more relevant than Tama
What causes such delusion?

>>280218418
is that Morj?

>>280218421
Also, I never implied those posts were mine. Your schizophrenia is showing again.

>>280218463
Being Brazilian, unemployed and living with his parents

>>280217784
Carrot, as usual

>>280218418
>ate the saar saar no mi

>CARROT BAD TAMA GOOD
>TAMA BAD CARROT GOOD

>>280218403
>yers
Ohnononono hombres, we exposed ourselves, ay caramba!

>>280218373
sex

Page One should've show cased a special Spinosaurus hunting technique, a dorsal fin boomerang would've been cool

>>280218524
My mom is so pretty...

>>280218463
now you're just baiting. Here have your (You)

>>280218418
>Berserk in 2025

Carrot vs Tama

Many such cases

>>280218260
Devon's

Carrot will never join, the quintessential quintuplets have spoken

>>280218562
KEKYTRVKE

>>280218553
Thanks for the concession

>>280218562
This was a trvke so destructive that it beat out Akainu's magma.

>>280218507
I just been using the Rivals of Aether Lucci, he's pretty cracked

disappointed in the luffy ones I found, Blackbeard and Doflamingo are also fun from my experience, shame that the franky is kind of a let down too

If Tama wasn't more relevant than carrot she wouldn't have appeared 20 times more than carrot did since Wano ended, simple as.

page one and Ulti are yamat sex slaves

>>280218623
>Rivals of Aether
That game any good?

>>280218160
>>280218197
Yama thread

weekly reminder that Tama was in the previous chapter while carrot hasn't been seen in over a year.
Remember that when you ask yourself who is ruining these threads.

>>280218579
KEKYTRVKE

>>280218562
This

>>280218640
melty incoming

>>280218680
Definitely the tamapedo

>>280218608
>>280218563
>>280218463
>>280218339
>>280218197
>

Weekly reminder that Tama and Carrot both fucking suck. Also, their fans are filthy mouth breathing thirdworlders.
That is all.

This character war is all samefagged anyway who gives a shit about this dude fighting himself.

>>280218652
I like it, the gameplay is pretty good as long as you avoid sweats as per usual in online games but I haven't been playing online at all outside of the discord homies, mainly just dicking around with bots

there isn't that many One Piece characters made surpringingly and they don't have that much polish to them compared to other user made content in it so don't expect it to scratch a one piece itch like that, but yeah it was fun to beat the shit out of Jack Black Steve with Rob Lucci

>>280218730
THE TRVKE THAT DESTROYED OHARA

>>280218680
Both carrotchuds and the singular tamapedo are ruining these threads

>>280217915
he was incredibly based in Impel Down especially when it gets down to him fighting wolves like Liam Neeson

>>280218640
TRVTH NVK- just kidding.
Everyone already knows Tama is more relevant than carrot since even before Wano ended.

>>280218640
You know cover stories usually include characters from the previous arc, right? Kek. Next cover story will be about an Egghead character, probably Sentomaru or Stussy.

Rangeban Brazil and whatever furry country is spawning carrotfags

>>280218260
Horohorohorohorohoro

Tama lost

Loki won.

Bonney also won.

>>280218418
>"Leave Jeet to me."

If your waifu was loved and isn't filler, she'd be tied up next to Usopp doing nothing

What if Akainu joined the Straw Hats?

>>280218773
>You know cover stories usually include characters from the previous arc, right?
Apparently you don't

>>280218640
Funny how you can appear 20 times but have less people care a out you than Shinobu

How does that happen?

>>280218775
carrotfags are from mexico

>>280218895
I don't think Luffy will be able to forgive Akainu

Aside from bad pacing, how will Toei handle the Elbaph arc?

>>280218932
Why do Mexicans like her so much?

>>280218929
From my point of view it looks like they made even you care more about Tama than you do about carrot

How does that happen?

>>280218260
>JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB
who laughs like that again?

>>280218895
Completely OOC for Akainu, and I doubt Luffy would be cool with the guy who killed Ace in his crew

>>280218983
Make the W bust into a ZZ bust

>>280218991
That's because you're delusional.

I cant wait for Toei Elbaf fanservice.

>>280218991
No one asked for the point of view of a retard

No thanks

Trio won

>>280218991
Super based and tamapill

>>280217549
We love Petan here

The eternal leech

>>280218984
mexicans are furries for some reason. Don't ask me why.

>>280219204
>6 just RIGHT below my state
DIOS MIO

I really liked Fan Letter.

>>280219303
Damn near everyone did

>>280218984

>>280219204
I never heard of a "furry map" in my life how did you find out about this exactly?

>>280219373
That anon is a furry too. Shhh.

>Tamaturd having a melty again
Kek

>>280217644
His donut lips are gonna keep him from breaking the top 10.

>>280219303
Me too. I liked Chopper's fanboy.

>>280219400
Does he ever stop? It's all so tiresome...

one piece threads are desperate to talk about anything other than one piece

I wish people would stop saying they’re going to upgrade the ship. It goes against Franky’s dream.

If Loki can’t shrink himself by the end of the arc then I’m afraid him being a nakama is dead

>>280219445
MAYBE, if it wasn't break week, and we had a new chapter to discuss...

>>280219461
Not an excuse.

Whitebeard set such a high standard for Yonkos that made it impossible for anyone but Blackbeard to follow

>>280219455
I rather have Frankie upgrade himself the sun is fine but his design has been so clunky and trash that I can't fathom how oda isn't sick of drawing it

>>280219455
Owl can in large the keel homie just accept it

Garchu as a concept is cringe as fuck. I hate furrys. Fuck you Oda for including them.

Reminder that Zoro isn't the protagonist of One piece
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AN-lKnsgmys?feature=share

>>280219524
Why are they so charming

I WANT TO BE EATEN AND DIGESTED BT ESTRID

>>280217991
Too bad. Luffy wants them.

>>280218895
At best Akainu will get tired of the CD's preventing him from Total Pirate Genocide and he'll turn on them. At worst he dies as their dog, as his namesake implies.

Any chance the whole crew will bother learning some haki?

>>280217963
Still is.

>>280219607
There's a higher chance of Akainu getting turned into a MILF with huge tits and becoming Aokiji's personal meat toilet

>Yamato
Boke that acts like a tsukomi
>Ulti
Tsukomi that acts like a boke
>Page One
Wants to be hardcore but is actually Moe through helplessness

Who will be the one that is seemingly perfect at first glance but is actually pretty fucked up? With Who's Who out of the equation I guess that leaves Black Maria to be that but actually be a psycho

>>280219607
It seems to take too long for people to learn haki, your only hope is another fucking timeskip.

>>280218895
There has to be at least some fucking faction in this story that is against the CDs but can't stomach piracy. Koby's group of good marines will just cuck out to Luffy-senpai in the end, there needs to be at least 1 admiral that would rather lose his way than win with pirates.

>The sky above Onigashima roared with thunder, the air thick with the stench of blood and smoke. Zoro stood atop the shattered rooftop, his swords dripping with crimson, his breath ragged but steady. Before him, the colossal form of Kaido, the King of Beasts, swayed, his massive body riddled with wounds. Enma pulsed in Zoro’s grip, its hunger for battle sated at last.
>“You… damn… swordsman,” Kaido growled, his voice a guttural rumble as he clutched the gaping slash across his chest. His dragon scales shimmered faintly, but the light was fading. “You think… this ends me?
>”Zoro’s eyes burned with unyielding resolve, his bandana soaked with sweat and blood. “You talk too much, old man,” he spat, raising Enma for the final strike.
>“This is where your reign ends.”With a roar that shook the heavens, Zoro surged forward, his blades a blur of black and gold. Hiryu: Kaen—a torrent of cutting wind and flame erupted from Enma, slicing through Kaido’s defenses like paper. The Yonko’s massive form shuddered, his knees buckling as the attack carved a final, fatal wound from shoulder to hip.

>>280218160
kek

>>280219647
>Then Zoro jolted awake.

>>280219642
Maybe it’s the revolutionaries. Hate the way the WG runs things, but knows the pirates aren’t exactly saints either

>>280219647
>Kaido staggered, his club slipping from his grasp, crashing to the ground with a thunderous boom. His eyes, wild and defiant, locked onto Zoro’s. Blood poured from his mouth as he forced out a ragged laugh. “AHHHH! It’s not over yet, nigga! I’ll be back… just you watch!” His voice echoed with a manic edge, a promise laced with madness.
Zoro’s gaze didn’t waver. “Keep dreaming,” he said coldly, sheathing Enma with a sharp click. Kaido’s laughter faded into a gurgle as he collapsed, the ground trembling under his weight. The King of Beasts lay still, his reign shattered by the swordsman’s blade.
>As the storm above began to clear, Zoro turned, his silhouette stark against the rising dawn. The battle was over—but the weight of Kaido’s final words lingered, a shadow of chaos yet to come.

>>280219607
we'll be lucky if Usopp or Chopper get another dedicated fight by the time the series is over, Egghead and Elbaf have been the most useless the non-monster trio have ever been

>>280218062
Thanks for proving these threads have been shit since 2020s.

>>280218680
Tamapedo

>>280218316
Walked into that one.

>>280219689
>AHHHH! It’s not over yet, nigga! I’ll be back
a Black man wrote this
>>280219664
I agree with this

>>280219647
Unironically Kaido vs. full health King of Hell Zoro would probably fight to a draw.

Zoro cut all of Kaido's non-melee attacks without Asura. Then pre-King of Hell Zoro using Asura with his bones broken won the only direct 1v1 melee clash they had, overpowering his club and blitzing him and scarring him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yKrwHOeqvA

Full health King of Hell Zoro would be hard for Kaido to beat.

>>280219619
Uh, is she bottomless?

>>280219607
The one thing I hate most about this story is that Oda doesnt let the other use haki.

>>280218463
Fucking cutie.

>>280219647
>>280219689
Let it go bro Zoro is never getting the Kaido run back

>>280219741
I don't believe that shit for a second!

Odabros, our pedophile king's reign is coming to an end.

what triggered the carrotcancer?

I am going to destroy Luffy's straw hat.

>>280219803
Oda being confirmed a pedo supporter once again, making it clear Tama joining is inevitable

>>280219803
Watsuki was shoving new things up Oda's butt and carrots caught on.

>>280218579
Remember when generals had real posters and were active?

>dubs
...are not greater than quints.

>>280219788
"BELIEVE IT!" -Naruto

Unironically show a single time that Zoro took damage on the roof short of Big Mom's lightning, and the Ocean's Sovereignty which was 2v1. Zoro never took direct damage from Kaido a single time and cut his fire attacks and deflected his wind attacks with one hand.
https://youtu.be/DQCyyRY1uaM

>>280219793
Araki when he does a tribute for Yu Yu Hakusho

>>280219793
I don't get it.

>>280218640
20 times and zero dialogue
1 panel and we can actually read how she's feeling about bombshells being dropped.

>>280219400
666 = yiff in hell
>>280219204

>>280219647
Hey fuck you stop copying my shit
>Sanji's Blaze of Glory.
>The battlefield atop Onigashima roared with chaos. >Kaido, the monstrous Emperor, loomed over a battered Zoro, his kanabo raised to crush the swordsman’s defiant spirit. Zoro, bloodied and spent, clutched his swords, his Haki flickering like a dying flame. “Tch… not yet,” he growled, but his body betrayed him, collapsing to one knee.Kaido’s laughter shook the skies.
> “You’re no King of Hell, runt. Just another fool who thought he could challenge me!” His club descended, a meteor promising oblivion.Suddenly, a blazing streak of fire tore through the air.
>Diable Jambe: Flambé Shot! Sanji, wreathed in infernal flames, slammed into Kaido’s chest with a bone-rattling kick, sending the dragon-man staggering back.
>The impact echoed like thunder, halting the club inches from Zoro’s head.“Oi, moss-head!” Sanji barked, landing gracefully between Zoro and Kaido. His suit was torn, cigarette barely clinging to his lips, but his eyes burned with unyielding resolve. “You’re embarrassing us. If you’re gonna nap, do it after we take this bastard down!”Zoro coughed, smirking despite the pain. “Tch… took you long enough, shitty cook.”

>>280219869
Couldn’t that Kiku?

What would the WSS do against the WSSniper?
Think about it.
>mihawk is standing or sitting around somewhere
>van GODgur or YassGOD millions of miles away
>they just snipe the fuark out of him from nowhere
>won't even see it coming
We know this is possible as Augur was able to shoot seagulls from well over the horizon.

>>280219877
Araki made a purposely low effort piece as protest against Oda and his daddy Watsuki.

I'm just gonna leave this here and let you decide who is more relevant between carrot and tama.

>>280220001
Didnt watch kek

>>280219929
>Kaido’s eyes narrowed, his rage palpable. “Straw Hat’s cook? You dare interrupt my execution?”Sanji flicked his cigarette away, flames coiling around his legs. “Execution? Nah, I’m just here to serve you a plate of pain, you oversized lizard.” He glanced back at Zoro. “Stay put, marimo.

>This one’s on me.”Kaido roared, swinging his kanabo with world-shattering force. Sanji vanished in a blur of Soru, reappearing above Kaido’s head.

>“Poêle à Frire: Spectre!” His flaming kicks rained down like a meteor shower, each strike scorching Kaido’s scales. The Emperor swatted at him, but Sanji’s speed was untouchable, his Observation Haki reading every move.

>“Get him, curly-brow!” Zoro shouted, struggling to rise, inspired by Sanji’s ferocity.

>Kaido’s Conqueror’s Haki erupted, splitting the ground, but Sanji pressed on, his flames burning brighter.

>“You think you’re untouchable?!” he yelled. “I’ve got a crew to protect, and I’m not letting some drunk dragon ruin our dream!” With a final, earth-shaking spin, he unleashed his ultimate technique: “Diable Jambe: Hell’s Judgment!” A colossal fiery kick slammed into Kaido’s jaw, sending him crashing through Onigashima’s walls, the impact shaking the island.Kaido groaned, dazed, as Sanji landed, panting but unbowed. He turned to Zoro, offering a hand. “Don’t get used to this, moss-head.
>Next time, save yourself.”Zoro grinned, taking the hand. “Next time, I’ll save you, curly.”

>>280220001
Wow, you're really seething about your irrelevant goblina, huh.

>>280218775
Can't get rid of passionate loyal fans of a character that actually has them.

>>280219647
Zoro is never killing Kaido get over it bro

>>280218730
Weekly reminder that shitrot is irrelevant and will not join, but that doesn't change the fact that neither will tamashit, and you're an obsessed schizo who's only cope still is to see a nakama where there's none, and defend said delusions by pointing a finger at carrotroons and laughing at them, as if you're not exactly as delusional, if not more. At least they at one point had some reason to believe in her joining.

>>280219303
Never watched it.

>>280220001
Okay Carrot is more relevant, she leads an army that has ties to Joyboy, Tama isn't even the lieutenant of Momonosuke's Wano and is behind kinnemon

>>280220048
Pathetic.

>>280220026
>it's afraid
>>280220047
I'm not even following the thread. I just check it every10~15 minutes

>>280219977
>Araki [retarded fanfiction about people I never met to create a fantasy rivalry]
Get a job you brainless retard.

>>280219461
Like anything happens anymore.

>>280219607
No lol

>>280218775
That would be quite a vast rangeban.

>>280220108
Still not watching kek, try again.

>>280219746
Always was. Panties are foreign to the mink tribe which is why Nami's dress she traded for in Zou had none.

>>280220093
Tama is going to marry Momo and Carrot and Tama will talk about matters of state while Momo is busy with skeeball

>>280220159
Wow, she sure is loved, huh.

>>280220162
I wasn't talking to carrotfreaks anyway. That was for neutral observers

>The Overrated Red-Haired Hype Machine
Oh, Shanks. The so-called "Yonko," the red-haired darling of the One Piece world, strutting around with his fancy cape and that smug grin like he owns the Grand Line.
>Let’s cut through the hype and expose this straw-hat-wearing wannabe for what he really is: a glorified beach bum with a sword and a serious PR problem.
>First off, let’s talk about his so-called "legendary" status.
>The guy’s been coasting on his reputation for years, sipping rum and throwing parties on his ship while the rest of the world actually deals with real problems.
>What’s he done lately? Showed up in Marineford to flex his Conqueror’s Haki for five seconds and then dipped out like he had a haircut appointment. Real heroic, Shanks. Meanwhile, Luffy’s out here fighting gods and emperors, and Shanks is probably napping on a beach somewhere, dreaming of his glory days with Roger.
>And speaking of that arm—or lack thereof—let’s address the elephant in the room. Shanks lost his arm to a measly Sea King. A Sea King! The same kind of creature that rookie pirates use as punching bags in the East Blue. He’s supposed to be this unstoppable force, yet he couldn’t dodge a fish? Come on. Either he was drunker than usual that day, or his Haki was on vacation. And don’t give me that “he sacrificed it for Luffy” nonsense—Luffy was fine! Shanks just wanted an excuse to look edgy with a missing limb.

>>280219859
Point is majority of the replies in the quints are samefag which has been constantly proven.

>>280220208
I hate Carrot too tranny, strike 2.

>>280220213
Kaido fag was really mad I shit on his character kek little do you know I'm not taking your bait

>>280220001
Toei original scene.

>>280219859

>>280220104
Cope. She warrants the following.

>>280220232
but
you just did

>>280220254
>2016
Another era of genuine posts. The decline began in 2023.

>>280219303
Lesbian brats..

Nami is the worst girl in her own series. Who wants to be with this gold digging bitch?

>>280220206
Mostly furpedo

>>280220213
>Then there’s his crew. The Red Hair Pirates?
More like the Red Hair Party Planners.
These guys are less a pirate crew and more a traveling frat house.
>They roll into port, drink everything in sight, and leave without so much as a skirmish.
>Where’s the piracy? Where’s the plundering? The only thing they’re stealing is the spotlight from actual hardworking pirates like Buggy, who’s out there grinding while Shanks gets all the credit for doing nothing.And let’s not forget his mysterious >“I’m too cool to explain myself” shtick. Shanks loves to show up, drop cryptic one-liners, and peace out before anyone can ask him what’s going on. “Oh, I met with the Five Elders, but I can’t tell you why.” “Oh, I stopped Kaido from crashing Marineford, but let’s not talk about it.” Bro, pick a lane! Are you a pirate, a diplomat, or just a guy who likes to cosplay as a main character? Nobody’s buying this enigmatic act anymore.

>>280220001
Pedro meant more to Luffy than Tama ever did.

Who can even hope to stop our VILLAINS?

>>280218579
>massive samefagging and schizo-fuled.
>>280220254
A lot calmer and rational reactions.

God, I miss pre-Wano /opg/

at least when you were samefagging sanji vs zoro it was plausible that more than one person on /a/ was obsessed to the point of insomnia

>>280220254
Cool, but the quints right now are more recent, thus, Carrot is not joining. Get newer ones saying Carrot will join and then we'll talk.

>>280220323
>Worst of all, he’s got everyone fooled. The Marines respect him, the pirates fear him, and the fans eat up his every appearance like he’s the second coming of Gold Roger. Newsflash: Roger actually did something. He conquered the Grand Line and found the One Piece. Shanks? He’s just coasting on Roger’s coattails, waving around that sword he probably doesn’t even know how to use properly anymore.In conclusion, Shanks is the ultimate hype job—a one-armed, party-loving, cryptic-quote-dropping fraud who’s been riding the same wave of goodwill since Luffy was in diapers. It’s time to stop worshipping this red-haired slacker and give the spotlight to pirates who actually show up and do the work. Step aside, Shanks—your fifteen minutes of fame are up.

>>280220352
>>280219845
>>280220220
the quints are still quints, even if the samebluds were running amok

>>280220374
Shut up Kaido you couldn't even beat Law or Kidd don't be shitting on Shanks

>>280220356

>>280220360
We as in the five posters that reside here after the decline.

>>280220407
>Zoro only showers once a week, SBS confirmed if i remember correctly
>moves around a lot
>works out a lot
This might be canon.

Kaido is just a rumor farmer while shanks is an actual Aura farmer people ignore the Kaido fag his just mad about last night

>>280220433
Behold, my wife.

>>280220436
what happen last night?

>>280220304
She's also a lesbian

>>280220461
Lots of AI kaido slander it was crazy but funny

>>280220263
Nope, she is a boring yesman character that Oda was forced to include. Pedro was a much better fleshed out individual and it sucks he was turned into motivation for that cunt.

>>280218260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PUr4L5TmeQ&pp=ygURbWFzdGVyIGhhbmQgbGF1Z2g%3D

Who is called THE WORLD'S STRONGEST CREATURE?

>big mom
NO
>whitebeard
NO
>blackbeard
NO
>shanks
NO
>kizaru
NO
>aokiji
NO
>akainu
NO
>fujitora
NO
>aramaki
NO
>roger
NO
>rocks
NO
>lucci
NO
>law
NO
>yamato
NO
>carrot
NO
>garp
NO
>katakuri
NO
>doflamingo
NO
>zoro
NO
>sanji
NO
>robin
NO
>nami
NO
>brook
NO
>tot musica
NO
>luffy
NO
>mihawk
NO
>kuma
NO
>topman
NO
>saturn
NO
>nusjero
NO
>ju peter
NO
>mars
NO
>garling
NO
>imu
NO
>Kaido of the BEASTS
DAMN RIGHT

THE STRONGEST OF ALL TIME AND YOU BETTER REMEMBER IT

CAUSE HE'S COMING BACK, AND WHEN HE DOES

THE WORLD TREMBLES

BECAUSE HE'LL BE EVEN STRONGER AFTER HAVING A CLOSE CALL WITH DEATH

(Reminder that creatures are stronger than men so the strongest creature is stronger than the world's strongest man)

>>280220490
Carrot is fun and has unquestionably the best synergy of the crew. I agree Pedro paving the way for the crew could've been better if his protege joined them inheriting his will on their ship, but Oda can always unfuck what he did in Wano.

>>280220304
She was better pre-skip but post-skip just had too many mogging her and Robin.

We hate Nami the ugly gold digging, unfatihful carpet muncher.

>>280220536
IRREFUTABLE

>>280220540
Her synergy with the crew is forced. She has no perosonality beside being genki and thats not enough to be interesting. Sure shes cute and postive but thats all. She doesnt have flaws like the other strawhats do and her motivations are shaky at best.

>>280220536
>(Reminder that creatures are stronger than men so the strongest creature is stronger than the world's strongest man)
>>280220536
I KNVVL TO KAIGOD
GODDO THE GOD
GODOFTHEGODS
GODLY KAI D. GOD
I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

>>280220620
but enough about Nami

>>280220620

I fucking hate RATNKS!

>>280220536

>>280220449
>>280220334

>>280220678
>>280220668
name 3 of Carrots flaws

>>280220536
TSAR TRVKE

>>280220536
Time for another Kaido slander post to bring you back to reality
This so-called “strongest creature in the world”? Total rumor bum. Just a loud, scaly poser riding a wave of over hyped gossip. Here’s the slander piece, hot off the press:

First off, Kaido’s whole “invincible” shtick is a scam. Guy gets tagged left and right—Luffy, Zoro, even freakin’ Oden had him shook years ago. He’s out here tanking hits? Nah, he’s just too drunk to notice he’s getting bodied. That dragon form? Just a fancy light show to distract from his sloppy swings. Bet he trips over his own tail half the time.And don’t get me started on his “unbreakable” will. Bro’s always one sake jug away from sobbing about his tragic backstory. “Woe is me, I’m Kaido, nobody gets me!” Save it, scales-for-brains. Real strength is keeping it together, not throwing tantrums that level islands. His whole “I wanna start a world war” vibe? Just a midlife crisis with extra explosions.

>>280220620
.

>>280220620
to be fair, trying to get revenge over a suicide and losing was a big flaw

>>280220709
Impatient, naive and acts before thinking.

>>280220620
>She doesnt have flaws like the other strawhats do
Except for letting her path for revenge get the best of her and literally drove her backwards outside of the dome instead of moving onward with the crew. At least it saved Marco, though.

>>280220709
too much hair
revenge obsessed when Pedro chose his death
weak both in will and power

>>280220713
Then there’s his crew.
The Beast Pirates? More like Beast Puppies. If Kaido was really that strong, he wouldn’t need a million lackeys to prop him up. King, Queen, Jack—all just hype men for a guy who’s more bark than bite. And let’s not forget how he fumbled the bag with Wano. Had the whole country on lock for decades and still couldn’t seal the deal. Weak.Word on the seas is Kaido’s “strength” is just a PR campaign by his fanboys. Dude’s been coasting on old legends and fake news, scaring folks with his big dragon act. But when push comes to shove, he’s just a rumor bum who folds under pressure. Luffy’s Gear 5 had him looking like a punching bag with horns.So, next time you hear “Kaido’s unbeatable,” laugh it off. He’s not strong—he’s just loud, scaly, and really good at fooling people. Time to dethrone this wannabe king. #KaidoFraud #RumorBum

>>280220536
Nika Bonney low diffs with no problems

>>280220709
1. fur
2. too many threadshitting niggers ruined her for me
3. nothin personal i just dont loike her

>>280220747
This. In other words the perfect teen imouto.

>>280220536
Kaido your being wrecked right now do something!

>>280220620
Irrefutable post

>>280220620
this post really triggered them uh

>>280220678
>>280220714
Holiday Trio best trio.

>>280220770
but let’s be real—he’s just a rumor farmer milking the hype! Dude’s probably chilling in Wano, sipping sake, while his crew spreads tall tales about him being "unbeatable." All that "strongest creature" noise? Pure cap. Bet he’s dodging real fights and letting the internet do the heavy lifting.

Imu

>>280220839
>letting the internet do the heavy lifting.
damn bro......why did you have to say that

>>280220830
Kek yeah it did. Its true though. Shes just a bland teenage girl.

Kaido slanderers rely on a machine brain that dissembles the words fed into it and spews them out as rearranged nonsense to fuel their points. They rely on machine, which is less than a man, to try and besmirch the BEAST who is a creature, when creatures are more than any man can be. In other words, these buffoons who can't even THINK for themselves are LESS than a man, let alone a CREATVRE. A creature who doesn't espouse fake eloquence through a piece of carved up rock and metal that function as the circuits for a hunk of junk. A creature who simply boasts primordial truth, which is strength.

And Kaido? Kaido IS strength.

THE STRONGEST

>>280220767
>weak both in will
Factually incorrect. Carrot displays some of the greatest wills and grit for such a young age, she gets back up after a beating like that and participates in the raid 'til it ends.

>the yonkos a-arent controlled opposition bro, totally

>>280220869
Opposed to being bland Nami-faced toddler.

>>280220871
HOLY TRVTH SVPERNOVÆ!!!!!

>>280220871
Keep rumor plowing the field Kaido I'm sure they will be real one day

>>280220886
she gave up on her adventure because Perospero told her to

>>280220871
What's even the point of being a Kaido dickrider like this. He was nothing but a stepping stone on Luffy's journey

>>280220871
Okay but Kaido fag AI didn't write this I did
>"All that "strongest creature" noise? Pure cap. Bet he’s dodging real fights and letting the internet do the heavy lifting.

Say what you will, Carrot fans can hold their arguments.

>>280220871
TRVKIVM SCANNER ACTIVATED
SCANNING TRVKIVM LEVELS...
48%...
108%...
847%...!
9999999999%!!!!
ERROR ERROR TRVKIVM LEVELS IMMEASURABLE!!!
FUAAARK TRVKIVM OVERLOOOOOOOOOOOAD

>>280220871
FUAAAAAAAAARK MY SKIN IS MELTING OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
ITS A
>TRVKLEAR
>FUARKING
>MELT
>DOWN
>OF
>EPIC
>FVARKING
>PROPORTIONS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEL TO KAIGOD THE GOD KING OF THE GODS AND OF THE HUNDRED FUCKING GODS I KNEEL I KNEEEEEEEEEL

>>280220930
Her going back is the opposite of what Pedro's will is, she's supposed to move onward and if Zunesha leads to the reunion then only there can she move onward towards the war.

>R-R-RUMOR FARMER!!!!!! Y-YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FEATS EVEN THOUGH YOU BLEW UP A MOUNTAIN INSTANTLY WITH A BURP AND THEN TANKED YOUR OWN BURP BEING THROWN RIGHT BACK AT YOU!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shut up, Moria.

>>280220995
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>280220906
Controlled opposition =/= Convenient opposition.
They want the Yonko gone, and they're not controlling them. They're "Allowing" them to exist, as in they're not pushing back against them too hard due to their existence being a convenience to them. If they could just get rid of them easily, they would. Having them around is less of a hassle than trying to get rid of them and taking the risk they band together.

>>280220871
Kaido is the biggest Jobber in one piece history

1 Bragged about being unkillable, then got
outsmarted by a rubber boy with a dream.

2 Took 100+ punches from Luffy and still thought he was winning. Bro, that’s called a punching bag!

3 Built a whole empire in Wano, only for a bunch of Straw Hats and samurai to crash the party.


4“I’ll start a war!” My guy, you couldn’t even finish a 1v1 without getting yeeted into a volcano like a retard!

5 Even his own crew was like, “Yeah, we’re done here.” Loyalty level: 0.

6 Biggest flex? Surviving his own hype just to job harder than Buggy at Marineford.

>Mid diffs Kekdo

This man should be the final Strawhat. 3000 wins 0 losses in the world's most famous coliseum. Came out of his toy body after years of not fighting then being a toy and one fucking leg only to immediately fuck up Doflamingo's doppleganger that Luffy and Law were struggling with, then take down Doffy's strongest guy while protecting someone. Again, with one fucking leg.

He should have been the crew's combat mentor, got back to his peak training in Wano, got his leg back in Egghead from the organ cloning technique and Chopper, and be Zoro's personal training partner in Elbaf to help him control his CoC.

>>280220980
>HEADCANON OVERLOAD
We're done here.

My name is Shartkainu Sackofdookie, and me personally?
I KNEEL to Kaido.
>>280221047
Are they called the STRONGEST FUARKING CREATURES? I DON'T THINK SO!

>>280220980
Zunesha is a Joyboy ally obviously he will be involved

>The sun hung low over the battlefield, casting a golden glow on the giants Dorry and Brogy, who stood towering over the land. Kaido, in his hybrid form, was a formidable beast, but even he couldn’t match the sheer size and strength of the Elbaf giants.

>Dorry gripped his massive sword, its blade gleaming in the sunlight. “This is where your reign ends, Kaido,” he said, his voice booming.

>Brogy, holding his massive axe, grinned. “GABABABABA! You won’t leave here alive, Dragon!”

>Kaido sneered. “You think you can defeat me? I’ll show you the power of the Beast!”

>Kaido charged, his kanabo raised high. The ground trembled as he swung the massive weapon at Dorry’s head. But the giant was quick, his sword meeting Kaido’s weapon with a thunderous clash. The force of the impact shook the earth, but Dorry stood firm.

>“GYEGYEGYEGYE! You’re slow, Kaido!” Dorry taunted.

>Brogy took the opportunity to charge. With a mighty roar, he swung his axe at Kaido’s side. “GABABABABA!” The axe struck Kaido’s scales with a deafening crack, sending the beast sprawling.

>Kaido, stunned but furious, unleashed a blast of flame from his mouth. “You’re nothing compared to me!” he bellowed.

>Without hesitation, Dorry swung his sword, cutting through the flames like they were nothing. “GYEGYEGYEGYE!” he roared.

>Brogy jumped high into the air, swinging his axe down with all his might. “GABABABABA!” The blow landed squarely on Kaido’s skull, and with a sickening crack, the dragon was knocked to the ground.

>Kaido lay motionless, defeated. Dorry and Brogy stood tall over him, breathing heavily but proud.

>Dorry looked down at Kaido’s fallen form. “You were strong, but not strong enough.”

>Brogy’s booming laugh echoed across the battlefield. “GABABABABA! Elbaf reigns supreme!”

>The giants raised their weapons to the sky, victorious.

>>280221044
DAMN LOL KAIDO FAG GOT COOKED LOLL

>>280220871
I'm SCARED bros....

>>280220949
Kek no they cant.

The local retard be like
>ummm being stronger than Gear 4 in base form and effortlessly kicking multiple of the strongest crews around like toys and only losing to one of the biggest asspulls in the history of japanese fiction is weak actually

>>280221076
Fucking kino!!

>>280220907
No one brought up Tama, get new material.

>>280221076
>>280221047
>OIIIII MR 3
>TAKE CARE OF THESE JOBIANTS FOR ME WILL YA! WOROROROROROROROOOO!!
>With pleasure, KaiGOD-sama...

>>280221044
Damn bro you went hard on the guy you didn't have to do that

>>280221049
Rebecca would've been an interesting fit though, assuming she developed any personality besides crying during Dressrosa, and if she actually wound up eating the Mera Mera No Mi. The idea of a mid-strength female swordsman who's also a logia user who uses said logia primarily as an evasive ability, and fights using her opponent's skills, attacks, weight and movements against them is really interesting. Shame that Oda wanted to bring the Gary Stu back to eat it instead, and that Rebecca got shafted by being a generic arc princess instead of an uniue ex-Royal gone pro Gladiator.

>>280217562
>Buggy after fighting Ivankov

>>280221076
HOLY FUARK

>the Girrelevant pirates
Yawn. They die to a single Boro Breath.

>>280221044
It's fine. He will be outjobbed after Migawk inevitably jobs to Zoro like a retard.

>>280221076
reminder Laido the biggest jobber in one piece history

>>280221158
>Migawk inevitably jobs
The Mihawk slander stops right now!! what the fuck did we do?

>>280221191
>what the fuck did we do?
Nothing. But it's undeniable that his only purpose in the story is to job to Zoro so that he can become the strongest swordsman.

>>280221102
I mean it is kinda weak

Loki is not interested in being a king or uniting all giants. I doubt he will join his brother. What he has literally wanted all his life is to be a pirate, so he will become one (or die)

>Leave Kekdo to me

>>280221233
AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE KAIDOBROS WHAT THE FUARK DO WE DO

>>280221212
Never happen Mihwak would never lose to that bum

>>280221076
>breathing heavily
HUFFiants at their peak think Kaidou's second strongest of his four forms is their hardest fight ever KEK

>>280221044
Damn that's savage bro Kaido fans our response?

>>280221233
>>280221244
dios mio....

>>280221044
Stop slandering my guy kaido

>>280221044
LOL BRO WENT HARD AT KAIDO FAG NOW HE HAS NO RESPONSE HAHAHAHA

>>280221137
Yeah, flowing advanced CoC and training from Jinbei to flow enemies attacks around with haki like water would be a cool concept. Her style hard countering Gunko would be a fun fight.

>>280221076
>Kaido seethed with fury, nursing his wounds after his humiliating defeat at the hands of Dorry and Brogy. His pride was crushed, but he swore revenge. "I won't be made a fool of again!" he roared, gathering his strength. With renewed rage, he set out to find the giants.

>The battlefield trembled as Kaido appeared once more, his massive hybrid form looming over the land. His eyes burned with a fierce determination. “This time, I’ll crush you both!” he shouted.

>Brogy chuckled, gripping his axe. “GABABABABA! Back for more, Kaido? You’re a glutton for punishment.”

>Dorry raised his sword, a confident grin on his face. “GYEGYEGYEGYE! Haven’t you learned anything, Kaido?”

>Kaido swung his kanabo, aiming for Dorry with all his might. But Dorry easily sidestepped, his giant frame moving with effortless grace. “GYEGYEGYEGYE! You still haven’t improved!”

>Kaido snarled and unleashed a stream of fire at Brogy, but Brogy casually swung his axe through the flames. “GABABABABA! Is that all you’ve got? I thought the mighty Kaido would do better than this!”

>Frustrated, Kaido charged forward again, only to be blocked by Dorry’s massive sword. “GYEGYEGYEGYE! Pathetic. You’re slower than last time.”

>Brogy laughed heartily, his voice echoing across the field. “GABABABABA! You couldn’t even scratch us, Kaido. You’re a joke!”

>Kaido staggered back, humiliated and enraged. His attacks had done nothing. The giants’ mocking laughter only deepened his shame. With a final roar, he tried one more time to swing his kanabo, but Dorry easily blocked it. Brogy sidestepped, smirking.

>“GABABABABA! You’re done, Kaido. Go crawl back into your hole.”

>Kaido collapsed to the ground, defeated and humiliated. The giants stood over him, their mocking laughter echoing across the battlefield. “GYEGYEGYE! You should’ve stayed down, Kaido,” Dorry taunted.

>Brogy raised his axe, laughing. “GABABA! Elbaf reigns supreme!”

DOGy and BROKEy fans be like
>The giants CAN beat Yonko.......................with Imu's powerups.

>>280221391
Dorrybros... Brogybros... we aren't recovering from this one...

my fuarking hero

>>280221076
>>280221376
Kaidosisters....

>>280221102
Kaido fans stay mad because he can only win against strong pirates via asspull

Once luffy was strong, Kaido said it’s asspull time come pull up cp0 and then pretended to kill him and sent him retiring to Aruba to save face

>>280221391
PURE DISTILLED TRVTH

Kaido is stronger than Nikka.

>>280221233
Is there actually a Roger pirate that would pog your gourd more than my man Millet? He’s top 1

>>280221391
The strongest yonko is the son of an elder

EARTH DESTROYER THUNDER BAGUA

>>280221047
Devil Sovereignty would oneshot Kekdo and Big Meme

>number 1 in the US website too
Who can stop us OP bros?

>>280221532
>SHIT! THAT'LL KILL US INSTANTLY! RUN FOR IT, BROGY!!!!

>>280221376
>Please stop making fun of me, please, I admit defeat, "sob"!

>>280221532
AAAIEEEEEEE NOOOOOO THAT ATTACK ONESHOTS THE ENTIRE VERSE NNOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo-............

>>280221376
Everyone knows that’s not how the Giant Warrior Pirates end a fight

0/10 for no sovereignty

>>280221544
Ok who the fuck is reading boruto
Genuinely fucking who
I have never met a single person that actually reads Boruto
Is this botted?

>>280221302
Kek just noticed

>>280221478
Reminder he did that to literal sun god Luffy but couldn't get a single 1v1 hit on Zoro

>>280221490
"The strongest yonkou" lost to another yonkou's commander to the point said yc made fun of him to his face and said he wasn't interested in a crippled has been

>>280221478
>you’re at the end of your rope
>luffy isn’t at the end of his rope

Kaido nearsighted confirmed

>>280221671

>>280221826
KEKAROOOOOOO

>>280221671
Joyboys gotta get hit so he can look funny grabbing his ass with a big cartoonish lump

Bros got kids to feed

>>280221826
WORORORORORORORORORORO

>>280221826
GEGYAGYAGYAGYAGYAGYA

>>280221826
GABABABABABA

>>280217532
Carrot didn't need to join, but I wish Oda at least gave her the fucking sendoff a character who was around 250ish chapters fucking deserved. Even if he cucked her out of screentime and a proper win on Onigashima, she deserved better than an "oh yeah" couple of pages.

>>280221628
>Kaido, bruised and humiliated, gritted his teeth. “I won’t be mocked again,” he growled, gripping his kanabo. “This time, I’ll crush you both!”

>Dorry and Brogy stood unmoving, disdainful gazes fixed on him.

>“GABABABABA! You’re still talking big, Kaido?” Brogy laughed.

>Dorry’s voice was calm. “GYEGYEGYEGYE… You should’ve learned your place.”

>Kaido lunged at Brogy, swinging his kanabo with fury. Brogy sidestepped effortlessly. “GABABABABA! Still can’t land a hit, dragon!”

>Turning to Dorry, Kaido swung wildly, but Dorry simply sidestepped and knocked him back with a sharp slash. “GYEGYEGYEGYE! You really don’t learn.”

>Kaido growled, his rage clouding his judgment. “I’ll kill you both!”

>Dorry and Brogy exchanged a look, then moved into position. “Let’s end this,” Brogy said, raising his axe.

>They raised their weapons—Dorry’s sword and Brogy’s axe—glowing with Haki. The air crackled as they focused their energy into the strike.

>“HAKOKU!” they shouted.

>In a single, powerful motion, they swung their weapons at full force. The shockwave from the attack tore through the air like a thunderclap, rocketing toward Kaido.

>Kaido’s eyes widened in shock as the wave collided with him, disintegrating him in an instant. His body was obliterated by the overwhelming power of the Hakoku.

>The battlefield fell silent, Kaido gone, reduced to nothing.

>Dorry and Brogy stood tall, weapons lowering. “GYEGYEGYEGYE… No one stands against Elbaf,” Dorry said.

>Brogy raised his axe, laughing. “GABABABABA! Elbaf’s wrath is unstoppable!”

>>280221924
Why did they annihilate the Kidd Pirates? They were already pretty bruised.

Guys please, listen, there's something that's great about both Kaido and the Giant pirates at the same time.

They can all turn Carrot into a smear of blood with one attack.

>>280221826
Lol

>>280221923
Pick my fucking cotton nigger. Kinnemon and Momo were around well before her. The only sendoff furries get are sent off to the blender

MERO MERO MELLOW!!

>>280221941
They tried to fire a laser canon towards their location.

>>280221740
Kekhawks fame is build on lies

>>280218576
Would actually never pull out

>>280221956
Who the fuck unironically types like this? You sound like a tryhard edgelord retard.

>>280221956
Bro is lower middle class kek

The One Piece collab now on. Even free to watch tonight on the MLB app

>>280222088
Tell your executives to fuck off and not post here

>>280222088
Do they really think one piece 4chan threads will respond well to marketing for sports kek

>>280221956
actual 12 year old detected

>>280221633
kids, duh. the target demographic

>>280222138
For attention, sure

>>280222088
I dont watch baseball but cool I guess

>>280217858
>kinda would be a swerve if Kidd ended up joining them
Kidd would be the biggest wuss ever if that happened considering even Moria didn't budge against BB. And he himself also experienced his alliance bowing down to Kaido.

>>280221941
Reread the chapter and chapter 1

It’s a code of honor and a rule of pirates. If you point a gun at someone you better be prepared to die. It’s to show how much of the pirate warrior hero shanks is, that these ancient legends are his allies and share a code with him. He fits what a “good” pirate should be to the bill

>>280222222
>sextuplets
KIDDGODS FUCKING WON

It's not fair to Sanji that he still hasn't lost his virginity yet after this long. When will he finally get what he deserves?

>>280218260
So much heart in this one. Robin should've remained a loli

>>280221826
>Zoro only attacks when everyone else dose it
Zoro confirmed Fraud?

>>280221826
This feels like Zoro slander I don't like it

>>280221826
>Zoro joins in when Kaido is already hurt
Fraud alert

>>280219607
I think it's because Oda's under the belief giving more of them haki would make the SHs too strong for the story he wants, but fuck, he just needs to hand them the bare minimum:
Observation
>Nami
>Usopp
Armament
>Franky
>Brook
Both
>Chopper
>Robin
It's that fucking simple, Oda

>>280222282
he has hairy legs, idiot

>>280222414
Nami will awaken her conquest haki

The Over hyped Fraud of Wano Kaido,
>the so-called "Strongest Creature in the World," has been coasting on a reputation built on nothing but hot air and carefully crafted rumors. The Beast Pirates’ leader, self-proclaimed ruler of Wano, and supposed invincible warlord is little more than a bloated myth propped up by his own propaganda machine. Let’s tear through the façade and expose Kaido for the fraud he truly is.First off, let’s talk about that "undefeatable" title. Kaido’s claim to fame is his supposed invincibility, with tales of surviving executions, battles, and even falls from the sky. But where’s the proof? Most of these stories come from his own crew or terrified subordinates who’d rather die than contradict their boss. The man’s been defeated seven times—seven!—and captured by the Marines and other enemies multiple times. If he’s so unstoppable, why does he keep ending up in chains? Sounds like someone’s been padding their resume with exaggerated barroom tales.

>>280222478
His "Strongest Creature" moniker? Pure hype. Kaido’s dragon form, courtesy of a Mythical Zoan Fruit, is impressive, sure, but it’s not like he earned that power through skill or grit. He lucked into a rare Devil Fruit, and without it, he’s just a big guy with a bad temper. Compare that to someone like Whitebeard, who shook the world with raw strength and loyalty, or even Luffy, who’s been grinding his way up from nothing. Kaido’s power is a crutch, not a testament to his greatness.And let’s not forget Wano itself. Kaido’s been lording over the country for decades, but what has he actually accomplished? He’s turned a once-vibrant land into a polluted wasteland, enslaving its people to churn out weapons for his war chest. That’s not leadership—that’s parasitism. He’s not a ruler; he’s a glorified squatter who bullied his way into power and stays there because no one’s had the guts to call his bluff. The only reason he’s held Wano this long is because of Orochi’s political scheming and the Beast Pirates’ numbers, not because Kaido himself is some untouchable god.Then there’s his so-called "Yonko status." Kaido’s feared across the seas, but why? Because he’s got a loud mouth and a big club? His crew’s strength comes from artificial SMILE fruits, which turn half his men into laughingstocks—literally. The real heavy hitters, like the All-Stars or Tobiroppo, are strong, but they’re not loyal out of respect; they’re terrified or bribed into submission. Kaido’s empire is a house of cards, held together by fear and fueled by rumors he probably started himself.

>>280222415
Body hair is a sign of masculinity and good genes. The body hair on a man's body is meant, biologically, to exude a scent that attracts females, thus meaning Sanji is a prime candidate for creating strong children. Any female who doesn't want his seed is crazy.

First spoiler dropped in the French OP forums. Bit of a bomb shell

baby Loki witnessed Big Mom's rampage himself and saw a devil figure in her with his eyes. He develops an obsession with her.

Likely explains why he wanted to join Rocks and had an obsession with Lola.

>>280222545
ah, you're off your meds

>>280222563
Sanji deserves a wife to take his virginity. This is a indisputable fact.

>>280222516
Even his personal life is a mess.
Kaido’s obsession with dying a glorious death is just a sad cry for attention from a guy who knows he’s peaked. He’s not a warrior with a grand vision; he’s a drunk who throws tantrums when things don’t go his way. Look at his fights: he relies on brute force, swinging that club like a toddler with a toy hammer. There’s no finesse, no strategy—just a guy banking on his size and a fancy fruit to scare people into submission.The truth is, Kaido’s greatness is a lie he’s been selling for years, and the world’s been buying it. Strip away the rumors, the dragon form, and the overblown epithets, and you’re left with a loud, insecure warlord who’s only as strong as the fear he inspires. If the Straw Hats or anyone else with real courage ever takes him on, the world will see Kaido for what he is: a fraud who’s been riding a wave of hype for far too long. Time’s up, Kaido—your myth is about to crumble.

>>280222556
Nobody believes your lies were busy exposing Kaido

>>280222581
Sanji is saving himself for Pudding and no Blackbeard did NOT rape her.

>>280222556
Has nothing to do with The World's Strongest Creature, so we do not care.

>>280218418
Looks too much like Vista

>>280222478
>>280222516
>>280222589
I can't wait for Oda to bring Kaido and Big Mom back into story just prove you niggers wrong FUCK ALL OF YOU!!

>>280222648
Your mad because people are waking up to the fact that his just a jobber

>>280222404
Meanwhile in reality Zoro beat Kaido in a 1v1 clash with his bones broken after Fraudo had to have help from Big Mom to land an attack.

Pick my cotton nigger.

Sanji deserves to die alone.

>>280222516
>His "Strongest Creature" moniker? Pure hype.
FUCKING LIES!!!!

>>280222581
Fact flood

>>280222703
Bullshit brigade

>>280222698
Nah Kaido didn't take Zoro seriously also he didn't use his awaken form so he could have still beat Luffy and Zoro stop cap please

>>280222750
>Kaido fags still believe he could awaken his fruit
aye bro just stop already

>Kaidoblud and Zoroblud spam
At least it's not the CARROT BAD TAMA GOOD or TAMA BAD CARROT BAD shit.

Starting Marineford tonight. I know most spoilers, but never in context. Gonna be a fun night.

>>280222750
Bro Oda already Confirmed Kaido can't awaken his fruit its over deal with the fact that his bum

>>280222792
>At least
Bitch nigga, it's the same shit, only worse because it's shit regurgitated from WorstGen and AIslop replies
Unironically kill yourself

Agenda Piece is strong today I see

>>280222815
Yeah but Kaido has a nice laugh, which is why I like it.

>>280222815
>WorstGen
whose that?

>>280222807
Go ahead and pull more lies out of your ass blud.

You Kaido niggers need to learn your place. He couldn't even win a clash against bone broken Zoro before Zoro even had King of Hell.

Bare in mind Zoro without KOH couldn't even cut King despite just scarring Kaido. Then when Zoro saw King had dark skin he used his sheer racism and poured all his haki out and unlocked a form so strong he cut straight through that nigger's lava dragon, sword, wing, and chest all in one bigoted strike. He literally saw death and told it to fuck off so he could kill more minorities.

Kaido wouldn't stand a chance against Roronoa "Gook Nukem" Zoro's King of Hell.

>>280222750
>Kaido didn't take Zoro seriously
Kaido fans always use this same argument why?

>>280222868
>Then when Zoro saw King had dark skin he used his sheer racism and poured all his haki out and unlocked a form so strong he cut straight through that nigger's lava dragon, sword, wing, and chest all in one bigoted strike. He literally saw death and told it to fuck off so he could kill more minorities.
My sides I can't stop laughing lol

>>280222868
>Zoro fags still coping with their delusions
he will never be the main character of One piece accept it

>>280222792
You just HAD to bring them up.

>>280222843
tamapedo's home

>>280222971
Ain't I a stinker?

>Shit OP with jobbers
>No more Carrot posts
>Opgniggers talking about shit characters like Kaido, Zoro, Sanji and Dorry and Brogy
>Oda sucking off his pedoshit master
>Loki x Shirahoshi ship dead
>Fucking break week
>Tranny cover story still going
Another shit thread
At least Amerifats will rope themselves without Medicaid
Now post Carrot bitches

Eww, its posting again.

>>280223052
Cope furfags

Kaido is cool I dont care what anyone says. Katakuri is way cooler though lets talk about him.

>>280223052
>this retard shipped a random cry baby fish nigger with a giant edge lord for no fucking reason despite them never meeting

Holy shit furries are fucking retarded

>>280223052
>Now post Carrot bitches
No, I'm going to post my wife.

>>280222868
what does "King of Hell" even mean in this context, Zoro was already subconsciously using CoC when he attacked Kaido on the roof, and Gaban confirmed he just always has his CoC turned "on"

>470 posts ITT
>400+ are from the same person (me)
What killed the hype?

>>280223431
Kaido

>>280223163
That's old Iury? He's gotten much better.

>>280223451
Ain't no way.

>>280223451
i want to lick every inch

>>280223451
That he has.
Robin as Shermie is erotic.

>>280223451
Yes.
>>280223499
Imagins the clutch moves.

>>280222815
>it's the same shit, only worse
No lol no one cares about your waifu becoming another Strawhat less relevant than the monster trio.

We don't talk about how Moria had so many Rocks Pirates corpses/zombies. He really fucking hates Kaido.

>>280223543
Thriller Bark = God Valley

>>280223543
*THE Kaido

>>280223572
Is there another Kaido I should know of?

>>280223596
Yes.

>>280223607
...Who?

>>280223615
THAT Kaido.

>>280223631
HOLY FUARK

>>280223631
Made me think of Kaidul. Anyone got that pic?

What would be your honest reaction if Loki joined the crew?

>>280223747

>>280223767
Confusion at worst.

>>280223747
>>280223769
Yamato will never live up to the legacy of Kaido's favorite son Kaidul.

>>280223769
Thank you, kind anon.

>>280223767
>I hope this means people will finally start drawing Loki rule63...

>>280223767
Oda would be redeemed in my eyes.

>>280223853
Luffy-san...

Dorry and Broggy deleting the island eater is one of my favorite moments

>>280223769
This is literally Loki

>>280223894
You mean Harald.

>>280223876

Is this a break week?

>>280223894
HOLY FUARK I love Kaidul even more than before

>>280223906

>>280223922

I'll never forgive Oda if he kills off Dorry and Brogy, yet I feel their number is coming up.

>>280223941
Hes going to retire them at worst. I see them becoming the new Jorul/Jarul for elbaf.

>>280223938

>>280223941
>Oda
>Killing anyone who isn't in a flashback
They'll be fine, they'll hang out on Elbaf with Oars once it's discovered that he's been alive the whole time

>>280223981

>>280223767
I mean, as long as the whole "he's big enough to hold the Sunny in one hand" issue gets solved, it's fine.

>>280224031

>>280224007
Izo's dead, man.

>>280223840
>rule63
uh...
You do you, I guess.

>>280224064
Why do spoiler providers keep saying he's shocked every chapter then?

>>280224068
Onepiece R63 is PURE UNFILTERED KVNO. Don't believe me? Look at my wife.

>>280224095
>Look at my wife.
Shanks SHUT THE FUCK UP I am getting sick of you posting her.

>>280223543
Moria needs to go get Whitebeards body.

>>280224095
i want to honk those honkers

>>280217706
>I don't think a giant their size is capable of having sex with a human no matter how much they try to force it
How many women did they kill trying to force their giant cocks into before they found that out?

>>280223767
Two left to go, hurry Carrot.

>>280221093
Cope

>>280225171
...it's all carrotfags can do

>>280219793
Araki really didn't want to do shit for that bitch ass pedo lol.
>JUMP mandating a party every year for Kenshin since they bailed out the pedarest
>Araki, Fujimoto and Kubo dodged the mandated art for 7 years
>they finally got Araki