>>280324824 (OP)
If by wish her a happy birthday, you mean wish her a happy death day. By placing her in a pot cold water, closing the lid and cranking the heat.
Giving her the fate all crabs&shit,trash,spoiled&entilted women deserve. Slowly boiling alive in an air-proof seal container.
I wouldn't eat her tho,not because it immoral(we all know its not!). But because I imagine she would taste horrible. Because shes a horrible humanbeing with shit taste in everything. And no amount of butter is going to make her longpig taste good. The meat is far far to tainted, everyone knows longpig is the king of meats.
But tainted meat tastes terrible and with longpig one must be very very careful on choosing what you ear. A nigger or jeet/arab would be like eating toxic waste with a smell so fowl because they're covered in stink glands. Thus cooking that shit would cause the oils to seep&stew into the meats.
Bitter terrible selfish women are toxic to the core as we all know they corrupt,taint&kill everything around them. Thus you wouldn't eat one let alone cook one even if it was for an enemy.
I wouldn't even cook her for dog food that shit would be too cruel an evil.
UNLESS it was to like poison some shitbulls&their owners. Who have repeatedly attacked locals and devaluate the whole neighborhoods property(what with some chosen people offering them a great deal on the house, while also looking to buy a massive amount of property and being told to fuck off because they were offering such a low price it was beyond insulting. However magically after a few pavement apes are able to afford housing. Crime skyrockets shitbulls wont stop killing pets and attacking children. People start selling to the chosen for even less then what they offered)
No I would only cook crab to serve to some local Chinese people I know are mainlander spies, working for their illegal police stations, stealing/fucking with the local universities, ruining property values/buying up housing etc
