Will you wish the crab a happy birthday?

Depends, what's in it for me

>>280324824 (OP)
No, but I wish that hapa a crappy birthday.

>>280324824 (OP)
Yes.
Happy birthday, Hitagi

>>280324824 (OP)
Happy Birthday to the best girl.

>>280324824 (OP)
an unhappy birthday.

>>280324824 (OP)
Was she autistic?

>>280326327
Yes. I have nothing funny to add.

>>280324824 (OP)
Every year, lest to be assaulted.

>>280324824 (OP)
Why did this bitch have an interesting personality in only one arc? (Nise)

>>280324824 (OP)
My wife is so cute

I'm COOKIN

>page 10.
faggots, faggots everywhere.

>>280330387

>>280324824 (OP)
Crab is too old for me

>>280331758
Same which is why I enjoy how much I like her refardless for the banter, and why I have 0 of anything saved. I was just listening the audiobook enjoying the unique voice acting for each character I dont get with most normal books, when the crab scene happened and we get all those useless facts about Senjo as a means of lulling her into the state of mind to see her crab oddity. One fact being her birthday. I always find coincidence like that powerful, and THUS, even while enjoying JS I post now a decent JK.

canon wife, only one with a banner. crab won, happy birthday to the best girl
https://files.catbox.moe/g4o0rk.webm

>>280331944
Shinobu is on the banner in a bunny outfit for one of the art boards still to this day.

>>280332052
you just made me click through like 100 of them to check and i didn't see it, but i believe you. so many unexpected old memories there, they really haven't made any new ones in a long time

>>280331758
https://files.catbox.moe/wsvi47.png
A finely aged snail is fine too

https://files.catbox.moe/9358fz.png
uploaded the wrong one

>>280332302
is snail milk good for you?

>>280332302
Mayoi big boobs. Canon since she already has large breasts as a JS. They'd only get bigger from there.

>>280332153
I found it. It took me a while to notice until someone pointed it out. But the blonde is supposed to be Shinobu. The hair checks out.

>>280332672
That's Panty Anarchy

>>280332672
Anon...

>>280332748
>>280332788
I was only believing what another anon told me. It is pretty hard to tell with a drawing that simple.

>>280332404
https://files.catbox.moe/frzv1c.png
It is a blessing

>>280332812
Anime drawings are already simplified for quick drawing and they make up for it with by character designs having distinct attributes like haistyles. Anyway you should be able to tell them apart. Both are popular anime.

>>280326327
She's the least autistic one, except maybe for Snail. She is 200% banter.

>>280332884
wtf anon, I like big tits now.

>>280332901
I forget the intricacies of Shinobu's hair and how she doesn't have the extra spike and how she has two droopies on the sides. I should do a better job at remembering my wife's hairstyle. If only I had my own Shinobu I could inspect whenever I wanted...

>>280332302
>>280332884
>>280332967
retvrn
https://files.catbox.moe/5ynoth.png

>>280333025
This scene ruined Shinobu

>>280333232
Counterpoint

>>280333247
I want to lick those cheeks

>>280333182
What a nice and comfortable pillow

>>280324824 (OP)
What would birthday sex with Crab be like?

>>280333464
Sweaty and loud

I just thought of an erotic scenario where Shinobu gets tired of Araragi's pathetic thrusts. So she jumps out of his shadow, presses her shoulders against his butt, and then starts pushing back and forth to make him actually thrust hard enough to please Hitagi. She does this all while gaming with a donut in her mouth.

>>280333548
>>280333464
Imagine her involuntarily peeing herself after squirting and making face like picrel, breaking her persona, while you still pound her. Would be funny, haha....

How do I find a girlfriend like this?

>note I'm an unemployed almost 30 year old virgin myself

>>280334518

>>280334518
The sooner you accept they don't exist the better anon.

>>280324824 (OP)
Happy birthday!
https://youtu.be/Q_RMtlcdwKE?si=D90tnmDZiJZc9iBf

>>280334412
Hot

>>280334290
Checks out for a vampire to teach the ropes.

>>280334669
My collection of gatari supercuts grows

>>280334518
Start throwing bananapeels around stairs and wait

>>280335003
I really hope Nisio writes another Nise sometime soon. Would fit well into a Family Season.

>>280335159

>>280335184
Their mutual respect and knowing is what makes their relationship so hot.

I wonder if only half of Yotsu's face being visible is symbolic of what happens to her.

>>280335184
I wish Id had this fun sub on my first watch lol.

Hello my Hitagi came in the mail but instead of the purple version I received this silver version. Is it defective, and what differences should I expect?

>>280335850
The early on mtbb is very good. The text even often plays with the intros and outros.

>>280335903
Even thinner and flatter
Perhaps it is one of those fabled "Personalized Copies"

>molests her competition to assert domniance
toppest tier of girl

>>280324824 (OP)
If by wish her a happy birthday, you mean wish her a happy death day. By placing her in a pot cold water, closing the lid and cranking the heat.

Giving her the fate all crabs&shit,trash,spoiled&entilted women deserve. Slowly boiling alive in an air-proof seal container.
I wouldn't eat her tho,not because it immoral(we all know its not!). But because I imagine she would taste horrible. Because shes a horrible humanbeing with shit taste in everything. And no amount of butter is going to make her longpig taste good. The meat is far far to tainted, everyone knows longpig is the king of meats.

But tainted meat tastes terrible and with longpig one must be very very careful on choosing what you ear. A nigger or jeet/arab would be like eating toxic waste with a smell so fowl because they're covered in stink glands. Thus cooking that shit would cause the oils to seep&stew into the meats.

Bitter terrible selfish women are toxic to the core as we all know they corrupt,taint&kill everything around them. Thus you wouldn't eat one let alone cook one even if it was for an enemy.

I wouldn't even cook her for dog food that shit would be too cruel an evil.
UNLESS it was to like poison some shitbulls&their owners. Who have repeatedly attacked locals and devaluate the whole neighborhoods property(what with some chosen people offering them a great deal on the house, while also looking to buy a massive amount of property and being told to fuck off because they were offering such a low price it was beyond insulting. However magically after a few pavement apes are able to afford housing. Crime skyrockets shitbulls wont stop killing pets and attacking children. People start selling to the chosen for even less then what they offered)

No I would only cook crab to serve to some local Chinese people I know are mainlander spies, working for their illegal police stations, stealing/fucking with the local universities, ruining property values/buying up housing etc

Happy Birthmas Hilda Battlefield

test

>>280336892
Why do mfs type this everywhere now? What are you testing for?

Yotsugi's elusive underwear

Happy birthday Hitagi your voice actress is quite excellent

Happy birthday Gahara, say hi to your Monkey friend for me.

Anon should've put Monogatari in the OP so more people could find the thread.

>>280325960
This is one of the hottest frames in the entire series desu.

>>280331758
snail is older than crab tho

>>280341716
Lolibabas are just too good

>>280341062
excuse him, op is a faggot.

How often does she peg him?

>>280324824 (OP)
Happy Birthday Crab!

>>280341062
sex with this creature

>>280341062
Why are her thighs so thick?
Is it strength built up from rucking that backpack all day?

>>280344071
They adapted to be stronger to try to fend off predators. Unfortunately, Araragi still spreads them every time.
Maybe they should thicken even more.

>>280344145
Sadly for Snail, the thicker her thighs, the more Araragi wants to lick them

>>280344193
It is even lewder since he licks the back of her thigh. If he licked higher, he'd have his tongue right on her butt.

>>280343608
nice restauarant decor

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nO_hiPfm_Ac?feature=share

Guy has you all beat. Such devotion.

>>280345262
This guy looks like you'd see him on the news after he killed someone

>>280345329
Well don't mess with his waifus

>>280345033
>no little rice blotch sticking
Odd choice but very cool nonetheless.

>>280325960
I like this image

>>280336487
Her violent and bizarre threats only make her hotter. I think this one is a manga original. I don’t remember her saying this in the novel.

>>280346969
Why does Shinobu look like she is orgasming? Where is Araragi's other hand going?

>>280346969
Ah yes. Me, my girlfriend, and her 17 year old lesbian lover who's also my kouhai

>>280347002
she just looks funny when she sleeps

>>280347042
This one is just asking to be rubbed

>5kg
Imagine

>>280347029
Crab sure has an lot of fuck buddies

>>280347158
You gotta have one night of passionate sex with her before the weight comes back, right?
Can't pass up the full 5kg experience.

>>280347266
She's would be so easy to disarm by picking her up from her legs and shaking her

I feel like Mayoi really was the best way to fully open the series and set the mood. Very good choice for the first new oddity you are introduced too after Hitagi Crab establishes how they work. Nisio in general made good mood setting decisions when laying out the series early on. Kizu was another great example as it sort of showed how far the series was willing to go (maybe Nise also helped show how far sexually). A shame Shaft had to delay Kizu, although nice in other ways because the product we ended up getting may just be the greatest animated work of all time. He did kind of get bad at this over time as it became clear he wasn't sure where to take the series. Although he seems to be earnestly trying to fix it now. So far through the anime reorganization, it has worked well so far. A new solid narrative is forming. The future of Monogatari may just be as exciting as the past.

>>280347042
Rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>>280347804

>>280347804

Imagine if 10nobu was naked when she first appeared

>>280348048
I cant imagine how they'd be able to cut that into Koyomi Vamp, the serious edit with a naked loli giving incredible amounts of exposition. Also, I like to think she could have been, given she was dragging him around for 2 days.

>>280348459
I could see Shaft managing to pull it off. The Shinobu bath scene in Nise was sort of this. Maybe 10nobu could make herself clothes at some point though. Could be an introduction to her object creation powers in a way.

>>280348459
>given she was dragging him around for 2 days

I must have missed something somewhere because I was pretty sure Oshino found her the very same night and then RRG spent the three days sleeping in the school.

>>280348702
I was wondering about this too as it is also the first time I've heard about it. I want to believe it though because it sounds very cute.

>>280325960
A happy unbirthday?

>>280324824 (OP)
walled

>>280348702
>>280348739
Oshino definitely says she was dragging his body around when he happened upon her, but sure it could have been 1st day or 2nd day. I dont recall that much. Too busy imagining nude nobu.

>>280349523
I absolutely want to believe it was canon at first that she was naked. Even if by the time Araragi wakes up she is clothed. When she first shrunk down, she had to crawl out of that giant dress. Maybe her actual outfit is even made of torn up pieces of the old dress. Imagine a naked 10nobu sitting there with her butt on the tile shredding up her dress and trying it on herself. Imagine passing by in a subway and seeing a naked 10nobu for a brief second.

>>280350099
I'd gladly give my blood to become the 10nobu clothing clad to her body ToT. After the doujinshi plot of manhandling her of course similar to how araragi got his face full of cushions as a parting gift. It sounds like a stupid enough parody of the sacrifice to be drawn honestly.

>>280328357
>good friends with her biggest rival in love
does she get along with sodachi now?

>>280350276
Wait, is there actually a doujin about her?

>>280350704
Im just talking BS. But surely on sadpanda somewhere. I remember one with all the versions.

>>280350741
So many fun ideas with her, it makes me want to do my art reps more.

>>280348739
It sounds dumb. There's basically no way she wouldn't have been found by the three ding dongs if she was out for two additional nights dragging him around.

>>280351712
Maybe the vampire hunters didn't know that vampires can deage?

>>280351822
Two of them are vampires and would know.

>>280352017
Was it ever clarified if it was something they could all do or just something Suicide-Master's line can do?

What would you do if your cute imouto grew up to be tall?

>>280352141
I now have a free excuse to stare at her butt when walking behind her! Must be especially fun when she is in a bikini.

>>280352171

I really hope Shaft fully embraces streaming for future Monogatari. Streaming has practically no restrictions on content which could give them freedom to do some crazy stuff.

>>280352257
*poke*

>>280324824 (OP)
Araragi and Senjougahara broke up four times. They will never be happy together.

>>280353698

I hated crab's voice and mannerisms. It's not even a sexy kuudere.

>>280324824 (OP)
Happy birthday

Crab and I are birthday twins

Consider bat pit

>>280354715
She is so hot

>>280354557
This is one of those AI images yes? That is a pretty detailed cameltoe.

>>280355235
Anon, please

>>280355300
god, she was open for him

>>280355462
Still wet and steamy from her shower

Thumb up Hachikuji's butt

>>280324824 (OP)
I am unfortunately a day too late, but happy belated birthday to best Gatari and Araragi's one true waifu Senjougahara Hitagi.

>>280347158
Nonstop standing congress and full Nelson.

What do you guys think Raragi got her for her birthday? (Besides bed breaking sex)

Crab is so beautiful.

>>280357410
Forgot my pic related.

We'll get some more crab in yoimonogatari

Crab wife

>>280328357
This. I love how Crab can be missing for an entire season, and then steal the show within a couple of minutes.

Crab looks like she would absolutely hate doing fellatio

>>280359537
That's how you shutdown her powerful bants

>>280359537
that's unfortunate but also a huge bonus.

>>280359537
Why?

>>280359537
Are you fucking kidding me? I can picture her smugness and loving the feeling of control over Araragi as she pleasures him with her mouth perfectly. Besides, that'd be 32 sharp objects she'd get to playfully threaten Koyomi's penis with, and you're claiming she wouldn't enjoy that?

>>280332302
>>280332884
God, I love Hagkuji

>>280361157
She's a big girl

What are the chances we get pregnant Crab? It seems to me like the next logical step in her character progression.

>>280363178
Zero.

>>280363535
Why?

>>280363559
No life can survive that womb.

>>280363565
Your sperm just can't handle the banter

>>280363178
If we did, it would be with Hachikuji inside her.

>>280363565
Why not?

>>280324824 (OP)
HARPY BURFDAI MAYS SAYNJOWGERHORRAR SARN

>>280363725
>3dpd

>>280361762
https://files.catbox.moe/rrrkts.png
For you

>>280364488
Who the hell name's their kid 89 temples?

>>280364488
Mayoi gyatt

bat>bird>snail>cat>monkey>bee>crab>math>doll

>>280364561
Shikoku fan maybe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shikoku_Pilgrimage
>The Shikoku Pilgrimage (四国遍路, Shikoku Henro) or Shikoku Junrei (四国巡礼) is a multi-site pilgrimage of 88 temples

>>280364666
Ougi>>>>>>>>>>
You have shit taste for having crab, math and doll so low

>>280364666
Swap doll and cat and monkey and bee and it would be a decent list. Maybe swap doll and bird after those swaps too so the sisters can be together. Then it would be a great list.

>>280363614
Too toxic.

The Yotsugi pantsless infection is spreading. Why did Shaft bring this upon her?

>>280364666
Respectable

>>280364666
understandable that satan would want to disseminate such awful shit taste.

>>280364666
So superior and above the rest she doesn't even need to be mentioned, based

>>280365956
The only truly awful part is putting Yotsugi so low, what the fuck. My only guess is that anon has only watched up to Nise. Kind of weird that Nadeko isn't on the list either.

>>280366003
Fuckable short hair
Just looking at it raises my hair
Breedable short hair

>>280366071
Good taste

>>280366157
Gahara should always be showing her tummy

>>280366251
for me, its her long slender crab legs

>>280366251
I never felt tummy showing is very classy look for girls
its a bit try hard you know. Its what youd expect of a gymnast who doesnt want to be restricted by their clothing.

>>280366157
Loligahara

>>280366811
Araragi gets to see this every night. He gets two different sizes of butt to have fun with.

>>280364666
Crab>the rest.

>Oh heavens, would you look at the time. I'm supposed to be best girl right now

>>280366770
Why can't crab just invite cat for a threesome with 'raragi?

>>280363178
A 100%. Multiple times even. And once the babies are born, Shinobu will change their diapers.

>>280367707
If it was up to Hitagi, it would have happened a long time ago. Nisio should drop the pretense and just let them go at it to their heart's content.

>>280367707
It would end up a foursome and Hanekawa is only okay with those if they involve her and 3 foreign men.

>>280363178
It seems kind of low for now. Other than Ikusa potentially just being a flash forward. They also get broken up at the end of the book after being separated for most their marriage by very different jobs. If Araragi is out galavanting around America, he can't be plunging the cave of Senjogahara enough to make her pregnant. It could make for an interesting arc though if she randomly gets some oddity pregnancy and Araragi spends the arc trying to figure out what happened.

she is dragging him to the pegging shed

I heard shinobu lets you do butt stuff for donuts

>>280368321
Lucky...

>>280368344

>>280368343
I'd only want to kiss her cute butt and maybe poke and toy with the pretty hole. Anal is repulsive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIKd7zFsdkU

Anyone lose their pet monkey? Its been running around town

>>280368343
Shinobu's donut...

>>280369371
Wait, if you found her, who is the monkey in my house right now?

>>280369566

>>280369693
Only fun loving chads appreciate Ougi.

>>280369920

>>280370070

>>280324824 (OP)
Happy birthday Hitagi.

SSS tier:
Monkey, Dark, Math
SS tier:
Snake, Crab, Cat, Bee, Snail, Bat, Doll
S tier:
Bird

There is no bad Gatari

>>280370288
You left out a few of them, though - pic rel and Suicide Master

>>280370392
I can't rank the guys but both are cool
SSS tier:
Tooe, Yozuru
SS tier:
Suicide Master
A tier: Izuko

>>280370392
Izuko is shit tier

>>280369693
Cute Ougi

>>280373573
Crab distracted by my bulge

''BLACK'' Hanekawa....

"WHITE" Hanekawa

my favorite cat doujin https://exhentai.org/g/3382840/128f5ca321/

>>280375748
That's a cow.

>>280324824 (OP)
Happy birthday! To another year of Snake, Snail, and Bat draining my balls

>>280376520
Mmm and how do they do that?

>>280376520
These mystery void panties just unlocked a new fetish for me.

>>280376686
>cat soup
Whenever i see that art style i only think about the mangaka's suicide.

>>280377226
Qrd?

>>280377226
I take a second glance at the style and am unsurprised to hear this.

>>280378583
Shinobu is so old...

>>280324824 (OP)
>Will you wish the crab a happy birthday?
no

>>280379232
The loli cup is delightful

>>280379232
Imagine getting a meat sandwitch from snail and bat....

Heinie

Eating Shinobu!

>>280381383
Shinoburrito

>>280359199
>>280360067
Crab looks stunning in a summerdress

>>280382182
Shinobooby

>>280381383
Heart under pita.

Karen getting a new song is hype

What is the best panel from the manga?

>>280386591

>>280386591
Literally any panel with full power Kiss-Shot.

>>280386894
Swiping between the cheeks

>>280386894
Begging for kancho

need monkey gf

>>280388021
tombro
Consider monke handjob

>>280388080
I am conceptualizing

ARE GA DENEBU ARUTAIRU VEGA

>>280388312
That ED always brings up such a nostalgic feeling for me.
Like it's 2009 and I'm watching 'gatari for the first time again.

>>280376572
My imagination and a lolinco. Usually. Waiting for a new one. Broke it.

>>280388405
>lolinco
...do I even want to google what that is?

>>280324824 (OP)
I don't get why Senjougahara is scared of getting cucked by Hanekawa. Araragi already firmly rejected her.

>>280388732
She isn't. Other than her liking when he fools around with other girls, she also personally raped Hanekawa herself. Hanekawa is the one making a problem where there is none.

>>280388422
Onahole I bought out of boredom after seeing it mentioned in a radio thread. Not like I ever really use my money. If only I had a cute Snake or Snail to spoil..

>>280388021
I am a tomboyfag but monkey for some reason does nothing for me and she's even voiced by sexoshiro

>>280324824 (OP)
Absolutely! Happy B-day best girl!!

>>280389765
Which one have you lost the most semene to?

Snail in a micro bikini revealing herself to overworked middle aged salary men for just a second before disappearing.

>>280392643
what a brat

>>280391135
Monkey leans less towards the sporty type character and more on the perverted genki type.
I think she's top tier because of her personality.

back erotic

spank

>in-universe black hair is stylized as bright purple for some reason
>but other characters who also have black hair, which are many considering it's set in japan, have hair that actually looks black
What is the logic here?

>>280394903
It looks cool. Shush.

>>280394480
>>280394896
Literally described as having a perfect body

>>280394896
made for nortubel fans

>>280395423
gazelle

>>280395450
Breedable

>>280394903
I feel like sometimes it is implied that Shinobu's hair is more platinum blonde and they just stylize it as yellow.

>>280396510
Her hair is described as looking like gold.

>>280393323
Maybe that's it, open and crude lecherousness puts her so much into the bro category I hardly can see her as a woman

>>280394480
>>280394896
>>280395450
fkn monkey sex
pronebone

>>280397512
she's amazing.

>>280397558
Greek goddess

>>280397415
>so much into the bro category I hardly can see her as a woman
For me that's the sweetest part. It's like saying you engineered a woman without the bad parts.

>>280397582

>>280397682
true. tomboys are the best.

>>280397682
Everyone has a place where the girl becomes too masculine(I guess)

>>280397740
Tomboy on tomboy action

>>280397819
For me personally there is no such place mentally. (Of course physical appearance matters)

>>280397819
I've not watched her show but I think she may be a bit too much for me. She was such a cute loli before. But I swear the last time I saw an image of her here she looked way too mature and masculine. I even had a quick dream of her having a bog/chad chin.

Kanbaru is great. I want to invite her home and let her fuck my imoutos.

>>280398992
I guess she looks somewhat masculine as an adult but I don't think I'll see her as an adult cause mushoku tensei kinda blows

>>280399127
>let her fuck my imoutos
>not having a foursome with her and imoutos
cucked and gay

>>280399333
Naturally, I'd join in too.

>>280399127
what happened to karen's panties...

>>280399383
Monkey ate them

>>280399435
Nerak Eeb

>>280399567
lmao

>>280399639
You'll hate me but I'll say it. She's better at that height.

>>280399435
Karen Cunny (missing)

>>280399937
Maybe monkey ate that too

>>280399964
Hungry Hungry Monkey

Monkey eyebrows

Why is monkey so threesome-coded?
She goes well with Nadeko, Shinobu, both fire sisters, Crab, probably others too

>>280398992
>>280399237
You guys are just faggots. What about this girl can possibly look masculine to you?

>>280400482
I want to trace them with my finger until she falls asleep

I want to do unspeakable things to her neck, shoulders, and collarbones.

>>280400845
I don't think she could fall asleep from that

>>280400568
General playfulness. I wonder if she'd chicken out of most things she hypes herself up to, like Araragi.

>>280400792
This one already looks mature enough. Maybe if they wanted to grow her up she could've budded a bit more and gotten slightly taller. The adult form looks like it has completely different genetics though. Tits that are too big are intimidating too.

>>280400902
She might after the sex marathon. She does have stupid amounts of stamina though, I'll probably have to be on some supplements.

>>280400965
Needs a pregnant belly

>>280400965
Intimidating masculine tits

>>280401046
Ah yes the derail graph

Found this rummaging around in my gatari folder

>>280400902
I like how Kanbaru was originally put in because Nisio wanted to be daring by depicting a fujo (there was a sort of panic in Japan around the time about them from what I've heard). At first it is like some edgy hobby she has that she keeps hidden away in her room. But then later on, as otaku stuff became more normalized, Kanbaru can now happily carry her BLs around. She is truly a completed character that now lingers around to have fun with her friends. Can't wait until Shaft animates doctor Kanbaru.

>>280401118
Happy for her

>>280401117
Why isn't Monogatari treated as rightfully popular now? Did we really get filled with so much shit eaters that don't care about the good stuff? Maybe interest in it dropped off in the west. But it is still one of the most popular things in Japan.

>>280401203

>>280401117
I'm a batfag but I appreciate dabbing on crab

>>280401231
It's fairly popular for what it is. It seems we also finally got away from that pretentious phase where everyone agreed it was good DESPITE the fanservice.
Maybe zoomers really are based.

>>280401268
SEX

>>280401226
>>280401243
>Araragi leaves it up to Kanbaru to approach shy Nadeko because he thinks he might creep her out
>She gets her in a school swimsuit
This girl is based.

>>280401381
The perfect bro

>>280401381
Her plans go way further than that

>>280401320
Really? I'd never heard that shit until a few years ago. Seems to me like a new anime "fan" (normalfag) thing more than anything.

>>280401381
Araragi and monkey are kinda like jap version of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Bittaker_and_Roy_Norris

>>280401469
Yeah it was just a phase a few years back but it was stupid.

>>280401320
Maybe I'm biased from being a zoomer but it seems to be mostly the case. We grew up with the edgy free internet and some of the best memes. Back in the early to mid 2010s, a lot of meme compilations and shit would full on have memes openly about finding anime girls hot and stuff. Lolis were even somewhat tolerated in many places. Then suddenly the people who previously hated "nerds" decided it was cool to be one. Anyone who has enjoyed the previously free era would've been appalled at the sudden uptick in people acting like faggots about everything. So eventually, they push back. Now you have people openly hornyposting everywhere among other things. Zoomer life was like a full dystopian novel saga that ends in a revolution. As a sidenote, I think Gen Alpha also seems based in between their brainrot. I'm not really sure why in that case though.

Both holes must be beautiful, soft and taste like the sun for rrrg to just say "wow".

>>280401816
The eroticism surrounding the contents of her skirt is so well done. Yotsugi manages to have the best butt without it even being fully shown. I love Shaft.

>>280401426
Sasuga Suruga Saku(策)

>>280401268
Shinobufags should be friends with Senjougaharafags, after all, both are better than Hanekawa.

>>280402289
Do you think Araragi stacks Shinobu on top of Hitagi and thrusts between?

>>280402289
bat and cat are S tier
crab is shit

>>280400965
>Tits that are too big are intimidating too
Gr8t b8 m8. 7/10, got me to reply.

>>280402440
Reminder that 10nobu is essentially just wearing bloomers as a bottom. There is only thin fabric separating her slit from Araragi's neck here.

>>280402328
>Do you think Araragi stacks Shinobu on top of Hitagi and thrusts between?
Not him, but absolutely. He also alternates between penetrating each in that layered cake position.

>>280402440
Hanekawa and her arcs are fucking boring

>>280402328
>>280402660
I think he puts Shinobu on crab's mouth to shut her up when the bantz get too heavy

>>280402669
Her tits are intimidating and scary too, especially when they move

>>280402634
That thin fabric is way more than she's usually wearing

>>280401816
It's actually the doll yelling "WOOOOOW"

>>280402669
So are Shinobu's

>>280402693
You figured Crab & Bat have kissed? I bet they did during threesomes.

>>280402728
If you put crab and bat together, you'd end up with some sort of headcrab

She's so beautiful.

Senjou + Shinobu + Karen + Hachikuji = ultimate sex machine

>>280402925
This can happen regularly too. Just need a way to make Karen forget afterwards.

>>280402890

>>280402289
refresh my memory did bat and crab ever interact or will i have to wait for the honeymoon to see it

>>280402890
>>280403149
nice hair, shame if somebody would cut them

>>280403534
Ikusa's entire point was that it was Hitagi learning to live with Shinobu or whatever. Actually, it was mostly just Araragi overthinking things when having them meet for the first time. I think Hitagi knew about her and seemed okay with her, but hadn't seen her before which is what caused Araragi panic.

>>280403596
Girls are better with short hair

>>280403737
>Girls are better with short hair
cope

>>280403783
It's true

>>280403783
It makes them cuter

>>280403885
it only works if you make them shorter too

>>280404026
Boyish lolis are the best

>>280402728
Shinobu thigh rub...

>>280403596
She let it grow back anyway. I'm all for girls trying all kinds of new hairstyles like Bulma, as long as they don't let it stay short (unlike Bulma).

I'm going to bully Snail

>>280406916
Sexually

>>280406906
>I'm all for girls trying all kinds of new hairstyles like Bulma, as long as they don't let it stay short (unlike Bulma).

>girl hitches a guy
>gets a short, ugly, "easy to maintain" haircut
tale as old as time

>>280407134
the only way possible

>>280407243
Hitagi growing fat and complacent as she's more secure in the relationship!

>>280325960
And they say Imamura Ryo can't draw good...

>>280407868
Araragi keeps Crab looking fit and slender by staying right on the line of infidelity. Keeps her motivated.