Well /a/? Would asuka's breasts get bigger if you warmed them up?

>>280427744 (OP)
Shinji is too much of a sissy beta bitch to willingly grope a girl's tits. He would probably give Kaworu a handjob though.

>>280427744 (OP)
I'm not one for thought experiments. I prefer a practical demonstration

>>280427744 (OP)
breasts don't work like that

>>280427744 (OP)
No

>>280427744 (OP)
Why is Evangelion still relevant in /a/'s consciousness 30 years later? No one talks about Yu Yu Hakusho, Fist of the North Star or other stuff from the 90s as much as Evangelion, we get an Asuka vs Rei thread literally every day

>>280429057
>>Why is Evangelion still relevant in /a/'s consciousness 30 years later?
/a/ is full of manchildren who refuse to grow up. much like anno himself i guess

>>280429566
>/a/ is full of manchildren who refuse to grow up
But why Evangelion in particular?

Shinji fucks Asuka.
This is Canon
This post will cause someone to seethe or try to fix it.

>>280429623
no one fucks Shinji. no ship's ever been confirmed except for the Mari one but it's a rebuild so it doesn't count.

>>280429623
>Shinji
sends Asuka to Kensuke
This is Canon.
The End.
Anno now makes Gundam fanfics.

>>280429843
>no ship
>Mari was even though it wasn't
Here's some Asushin

>>280429057
Also tons of newfags watching it because it makes you cool

>>280429869
He gave me (You)s
You are seething
The You lost
Now go back to seething

>>280429908
>>280429884
>>280429869
>>280429623
I never watched the OG Evangelion, who actually wins the Shinjibowl at the end?

>>280429869
>>280429843
Just because I think it's funny
>This post will cause someone to seethe or try to fix it.
Lmao so fucking easy to make you mad.

>>280429057
Because asuka is hot, the women cater to many and eva itself has grown into something larger than itself. It's not about how good it is or if it even makes sense (we know anno is retarded), but about what people use it as a proxy for

>>280429953
FYI, he's waiting for thr cool down to samefag

>>280429804
Maya sexo

>>280429956
>Because asuka is hot
Not an argument, lots of anime girls are hot

i accept manga ending as my headcanon
don't care about rebuilds or whatever else
>lol anon that's just like plugging your ears and going "lalalala can't hear you"
exactly
stay mad

>>280429869
>Anno, barely worked on the new Gundam
>Has other shit he's doing and getting
>getting this mad over ship bait
If this thread gets deleted like the last couple because of you

how big should I make them?

>>280430080
Grapefruit

>>280429623
I fuck Asuka while Shinji watches, then I fuck Shinji.

>>280430026
But which manga?

>>280430184
sadamoto's

>>280428263
oh look at the breast expert over here, okay smartass, how do breasts work then?

>>280428263
But physics does. If you only heat up the boobs (or cool down the rest of the body) they would be physically bigger in comparison. Of course the amount of heat would be lethal but that wasn't the question.

>>280430080
enough to show cleavage.

>>280428263
yeah they do

>>280430080
Twice as big as her head. Any less and you're dead, kiddo.

>>280429057
its the same people who bring it up every time.

>>280427744 (OP)
Ask him, he surely has the experience.

>>280430109
CHADsuke the motherfvking CHADaida... My knees are shaking on their own...

>>280431564
>>280431413
Kensuke retard. Actually is gay and thinks he's funny

Why does it matter so much to Asuka fans that another man (Shinji) has to be the one to fuck their beloved waifu? No one but them shows this kind of behavior in other /a/ threads. This just feels like peak cuckoldry to me.

>>280431637
They imagine themselves as him because he was created with exactly this purpose in mind, and her getting banged by Kensuke feels like being cucks for them.

>>280431637
>>280431564
>>280431413
>>280431677

I the projecting cuck spammer. As much as you post "Kensuke fucking Asuka". Something tells me this shit is pure projecting

>>280431711
Why are you lumping me in with them?

>>280431711
>I the projecting cuck spammer
I know you are.

>>280431677
>>280431637
Lets see how many times you've spammed shit about "Kensuke fucking Asuka"

https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/279511899/#279512530
This post is great, it even has the time of day he has his fuck fantasty. Oh, but I' sure Asukafans are the cucks.

>>280431744
He is mentally ill and believes everyone opposing him is me.

>>280427744 (OP)
Why do Japanese have so many urban legends and superstitious home remedies to make their tits bigger? Are they all just that insecure and have to pretend their breast size is something they can ‘work on’, or are them heir courting methods just so coy that they have to create a cosmetic excuse for someone touching their breasts

>>280431802
Or are their* courting methods

>>280431711
>all that cuck spam

>>280431754
>>280431754
>>280431754
Why are into cuck shit bri

>>280431802
Japanese people, in fact Asians in general, are huge retards that will believe anything. Yes they're good at calculations, logical thinking and history of their own country but they're clueless babies when it comes to health, geography, psychology and basic life skills. If you tell a Japanese person that eating stones is good for digestion they probably won't even double check that info

It would bee nice to not have another thread get deleted because the Kensuke retard wants to have a melty again with his cuck shit

>>280431845
>no u
>IESLB

I will pilot Asuka.

I Will fuck black guys

I will pilot femboys

I/m into traps named Asuka this is me >>280431899

Sex deprivation punishment for Asuka. She doesn’t deserve to get what she wants

>>280432025
Stop trying to trigger althea Kensuke spammer Shinji

>>280432025
Yeah, Ken-sama does that regularly.

>>280432025
>>280432038
See what you did >>280432111
is upset now and is seething

>>280432111
Not Ken-sama - she calls him "Ken Ken". Is it that hard to remember?

Well, thread was cool then Kensuke retard starts spamming. So will jannies ban him or nuke the thread like the last 3.

>>280432171
All this because kiwifamrs made fun of him once.

>>280432111
>>280432157
stop samefagging

>>280432171
One of the mods is a fellow KenCHAD, good luck peeking your thread alive with that attitude nigga.

>>280432171
One of the mods is a fellow KenCHAD, good luck keeping your thread alive with that attitude nigga.

>>280432227
>>280432223
>two devices

>>280431772
I repeat, why are you lumping me with him?

>>280432289
Yeah, stop messing us up you retarded black monkey.

>>280430476
Hormones.

>Black guy on Kiwifarms brought him up once and now he's on 4chan spamming with two devices and thinks everyone is him >>280432307
Makes ACK look sane

>>280429623
Shinji is an incel. That was the whole point of the show, and the hospital scene: he's forced to masturbate thinking about the girl he likes because he's unable to get in a relationship with her.

>>280432433
K, b, c. Shinji watches, Kensuke takes the action.

I fucking hate Shinji

>>280432433
>>280432451
>>280432474
We know Kensuke bro that's why you're into black guys

>>280432474
We know, Asuka, no sane girl would like such a wimp.

Shinji sure does love rentfree in Kensuke tards head. Most people who don't like a character wouldn't spam a thread or be on Kiwifarms being made fun of

>>280432474
Everyone...

>>280432764
Kek, based, canon

>>280432403
You should post the most recent post about him

Why do all the characters in eva have katakana first names

>>280432949
because deep lore

>>280429869
>Canon
The actual show says Kensuke doesn't give a fuck about Asuka.
No matter how much do you love to seethe and schizopost, Rebuild is not canon to NGE.

>>280433035
>because deep lore
Did japs become unable to write kanji after the Second Impact or some gay shit like that

I didn’t think of this back in the 90s when I watched the show on VHS, but I wonder WHY Asuka kept flirting with Shinji? Was it just because he wasn’t the only male Eva pilot which made him the naturally highest-status guy in her peer group? Or was it because she wanted to come out on top over Rei and that whore whatsherface? A generalized combination of the above?

>>280432915
I don't even know there was more. I just bring up the black guy because he thinks everyone who talks bout him is the same person.

>>280433058
So you imply you have a higher authority on decising what's canon than Hideaki Anno himself? That's some arrogant attitude for sure.

Kensuke did nothing wrong.

>>280433161
Being onto black guys is pretty wrong

>>280433084
How much of the world is fucked up?

>>280433125
Anno says it's fine. Only people who are against this are people who hate eva or schizos

>>280433179
Don't be a chud.

Why are all Eva threads like this?

>>280433389
Because Kensuke likes BBC in all holes

>>280433389
see

>>280433408
true

>>280433389
/a/ is full of mentally ill faggots. go to /dbs/, /op/, /csm/, anywhere - filled to the bream with ritual shits, powerscaling cunts and waifufags/shipfags
>Asukafags vs Reifags
>Makimafags vs Rezefags vs Powerfags
>Carrotfags vs Yamatofags
>NTR bait
>X character is a cuck
>Y character is weak
>Z character is useless
The list goes on

>>280433058
>The actual show says

>>280433849
Lmao gottem

>>280427744 (OP)
Yes, it's called thermal expansion.

>>280433849
>Faggots will look at this and think Asushin is real
The fact that they can't even list a single reason why Asushin is canon tells a lot

>>280434556
>>280434408
>>280433849
For anyone who doesn't know. The Kensuke rryard is trying really hard to goat a Asushin argument. He already got got samefagging and using two devices

>>280429057
>Yu Yu Hakusho
maybe it's a hot take but the only good part was the dark tournament arc, everything else that was before and after was forgettable

>>280433849
>>280434408
>>280434556
Kiwifarms has a post in the 4chan thread about why it's canon. You'll love it

>>280434696
I'm not even that Kensuke fag, I don't give a shit about him, I never even watched Rebuilds. Obviously you won't believe me, but until you give me a good reason why you think Asushin is canon, you will remain a cunt.

>>280434877
>I'm not even that Kensuke fag
obviously you are but that's not the point. Who the fuck bitches about a ship so hard is behind me

>>280434877
>t.kencuck

>>280434975
Obviously you're retard, cause I'm not that guy and i'm not "bitching about the ship", I'm in awe of how you won't list a single reason why you think it's canon, as if you're afraid or something

>>280427744 (OP)
Maybe, but I have a better idea of how to make them get bigger.

If the new anime movies had been made earlier — back when the old movie ended, and with one year between each release — they would've been completely different. Anno's mindset was in a completely different place back then. Therefore, the new anime movies are non-canon.

>>280435026
>t.kencuck seething
I have not heard a single reason why it's canon that Asushin causes retards to seethr?

>>280435026
Obviously you're retard, and are trying way to hard. Now everytime you reply to me I'm just gonna post Asushin.

>>280435135
Mental illness is the main reason

>>280435169
>Mental illness
Facts

>>280427744 (OP)
No, it's the opposite

>>280435026
As someone who only occasionally posts in Eva threads, every single time I've explained why I think AsuShin is meant to be the conclusion of OG Eva (haven't seen the Rebuilds btw), I've been rejoined to with meltdowns and schizo seethe. So why bother? The Kensuke memes were funny in 2021, now it's just stale and weak.

>>280429057
>no one talks about fist of the north star
mfw, have you not been using the site for the past couple of days?
anyway it's because Evangelion is twitter's favorite anime and zoomers feel cultured when they talk about it

>>280435854
They may not be funny by themselves but getting a (You) for posting these never fails to bring a smile to my face.

>>280434556
Nothing about that posts shows why it isn't the conclusion of Eva, though.

>>280431899
>>280431928
>>280431947
>>280431971
>>280432111
>>280432451

>>280436670
>>280435942
>>280435026
>>280433849

>>280436670
Can some explain why jannies jusy don't range ban this retard? This spam is so fucking unfunny

The funniest thing about >>280436670
Is that most of those posts are about fucking black guys. He didn't even read them lmao

>>280436860
>jusy
That's what Asuka's pussy looks like when she as much as catches a glimpse of KenCHAD's manly silhouette.

>>280427744 (OP)
I think the logic here is that if she masturbates and pleasures herself a lot, she'll hasten her puberty onset

>>280437058
Thinking pointing out typos is some really epic own is also what ACK does btw

>>280437058
Hey let's do a iq test for the Kensuke retard.

Let's see what a Jusy is because I know he didn't look it up.

Seems, like this retard isn't that smart

>>280437146
You missed when this retard was spamming the /ghost/ thread when the site was done. He wants to be the next ACK and have his gay love baby

So is the Kensukefag actually going to respond to the fact he mass replied to a bunch of posts saying he's into black guys?

>>280437146
You know what he does as well?
Yeah, he always replies to anyone baiting him even knowing full well he's being baited. And he also tries to counter people pointing that out by a lame "replying doesn't mean baited" excuse, exactly like a certain someone in Eva threads.
All the similarities between "Akemi" and "the Kensuke schizo" who are both blamed for everything are too obvious to even point out.
>>280437172
>AI overview
Done.

>>280437324
Kensuke schizo is ACK lmao

>>280437324
ACK doesn't know he's being baited though, he thinks to troll someone means to trick them into thinking you hold some opinion that you don't, and his aim is to kill I_love through exhaustion. You need to brush up on your ACK lore.

>>280437456
To be fair. He doesn't really understand how much like ACK he is. He legit thinks everyone who makes fun of him is one black guy from Kiwifarms.

>>280437565
>>280437456
Also, ACK has a spam bot and uses similarly to the way Kensuke tard uses his two devices to samefag.

Now that I think about.
Didn't ACK also go after people on Kf.?

Was it foreshadowing?

>>280438121
>>280437843
He's deflecting now. Like can people name everything this retard does that's like ACK

>>280438162
>basically says "no u"
>I am somehow deflecting

>>280438121
>>280438162
>>280438212
Lets see.
>does the "Your boogeyman doesn't exist" spam
>samefag and spams to himself
>stuck on shitposting shit from years ago
>has his own Akemi (guy from kiwiframs)
>both him and ACK are known of KF
>thinks he isn't being trolled
>calling out typos to make retarded jokes
>uses two devices to shitpost
>thinks everyone is his boogyman
Only thing ACK doesn't do is the retarded /db/shit

>>280438357
>does the "Your boogeyman doesn't exist" spam
You do that about WuTangClan
>samefag and spams to himself
You do that
>stuck on shitposting shit from years ago
You do that with someone's tumblr and several-years-old screencaps
>has his own Akemi (guy from kiwiframs)
You do that (the Kensuke schizo)
>both him and ACK are known of KF
>A single post made by you is not "being known"
>thinks he isn't being trolled
This one probably doesn't apply to you, you seem to understand I'm baiting you (while still replying)
>calling out typos to make retarded jokes
You do that, calling people ESLs. I can pull some examples from the archive if you want
>uses two devices to shitpost
You do that
>thinks everyone is his boogyman
Again, you believe everyone K poster is the same person.

>>280437324
>And he also tries to counter people pointing that out by a lame "replying doesn't mean baited" excuse, exactly like a certain someone in Eva threads.
Based, ACKbro.

>>280438563
>You
>you
>you
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Pure ACK shit, everyone who call hou a retard is the same person.

>WuTangClan
You brought him up retard. This is why you're a lolcow who's to retarded to know people are making fun of you. Even now you keep Kensuke posting like some underage ACK

>>280438676
>This is exactly what I'm talking about. Pure ACK shit, everyone who call hou a retard is the same person.
>>280438676
>You brought him up retard. This is why you're a lolcow who's to retarded to know people are making fun of you. Even now you keep Kensuke posting like some underage ACK
You've just done the same by posting asushin

>>280438676
>>>280438563(You)
>>You
>>you
>>you
>This is exactly what I'm talking about. Pure ACK shit, everyone who call hou a retard is the same person.
You mean to say it's okay for you to suspect people of being me (just like you've done in the post I was replying to) but not vice versa?

Kensuke retard. Just gonna point out that having to make walls of texts posts going "no u" and then calling everyone the same person is ACk tier shit. Add the Kensuke spam and you can't wven deny it

>>280439067
>you can't wven deny it
Just like one can't deny Kensuke having sex with Asuka.
Kekaroooo!

See ACK shit >>280439126

>>280439126
I don't think that happened in the original show.

>>280439126
>I'm not the Kensuke schizo
>NOW KENSUKE ASUKA POST
ACKbros..... we're just like him

>>280439235
holy IESLB

>>280439253
ACKbros....

>>280439126
ACK would make a response like this

>>280439323
But would Kensuke stop fucking Asuka if that happened?

>>280439357
ACKbros.... save him

>>280438563
>>280438713
>>280438822
>>280439126
Shinji won.
Kiwifarms won
Kensuke lost
ACK lost

>>280439357
ACK would make a response like this

>>280439428
>Shinji won.
...the losing competition.

>>280439179
Would he end his post with "Kekaroooo!"

>>280439462
Dude, you fucking suck ass at trolling. Please try harder. This isn't even somewhat clever.

>>280439037

>>280439577
What's a better troll that or posting a Image of Kensuke >>280440168 kike that's a huge gotcha.

Also, I'm giving you a (You) on purpose retard. Just like ACK you reply with seethe

>>280440307
His reply will be "somethimg something Kensuke". But watch him reply with this and the kek to himself.

>>280440307
>>280440168
Something something Kensue I love bbc kek

Kensuke mindbroke the LAS sphere.

>>280429057
this >>280429888
evangelion is pretty much a beginner entry level anime atp

>>280440417
>somethimg something Kensuke".
See, what I mean.
ACK tier shit right here. Please start going off about Aki... I mean Wutang. Also, if people know it's a single person seething (You) then it's just you mindbroken

So when is jannies gonna clean up the Kencucks ACK tier melty?

Asukafags accused me to be the kensuke schizo. I was preparing dinner so far and i'm nor from peru

>>280441120
He'll accuse anyone.

Accused me too.

>>280441120
I think that was the schizo. He tends to do that when people call him out same with the whole "He'll accuse anyone" shit see >>280441201
Also I've reported this fucking schizo hours ago and he's still samefagging and seething.

Can jannies deal with him

>>280437324
>>280438121
>>280438563
>>280438713
>>280441201
what's with all the Ack tier spam

>>280441201
Can be. Being accused to be a KEKsuke poster is an insult

>>280440307
>Also, I'm giving you a (You) on purpose retard.
So what you're saying is that replying doesn't mean baited?

>>280441578
Watch your tongue, moeBITCH.

>>280441705
Hi ACK

>>280429057
It's very simple: Evangelion is good, Yu Yu Hakusho, FoTNS and other 90s stuff is not. Good anime creates discussion, this shouldn't be difficult to understand.

>>280441751
>>280441705
>moeBITCH.
>Kensuke image
>ACK tier posting
LMAO

>>280441705
>>280441751
>ACK uses a bot so he doesn't have to reply to everyone
>Kensuke cuck replies to everyone he gets a (You) from
Baited

>>280441751

>>280427744 (OP)
If she wants bigger breasts she could just get pregnant.

>>280441916
She needs to try right now. Make Gendo and grandpa

>>280439037
I really like how Rei's boobs look in this pic

>>280441953
Rei tits are REALLY good

>>280441953
>>280441916
Rei, Asuka and Shinji should make a porno. Kensuke can watch as he films

>>280442066
Somebody with gimp, shop out the original background.

>>280442066
I have better lens than kensuke. I'd do a pov with Asuka.
Kensuke can fuck his fist

I can't believe that a mentally ill Polish tranny OBSESSED and CONSUMED with making things personal on an anonymous website and convincing others he is "people" just spent this entire thread talking to himself!! Please oh please will a heroic squad of 7.9 billion distinct and unique individuals coordinating on a futaba board come to reply to every single post from this failed troll so that he exhausts himself to death and save us from harem loving schizo????

>>280442239
you can try photopea it's free and browser based so you don't have to download anything

>>280442319
If it works

>>280442319
Wait, the asushin troon is polish!?

>>280442319
Looks like you made him mad >>280442502

>>280442319
wait Isn't ACK Polish

Yeah, that's the spirit.

>>280442056
Her and Asuka should press their boobs together and kiss. ideally until they explode

>>280429057
It makes me feel smaht for watching it and I love fappin' to asuka white girl saar!!

>thread we had a few days ago had no Kensuke posting
>best thread we had in a lomg time
>Kensuke schizo has a ACK tier melty
>threads go to shit and end up deleted

>>280442641
I forgot to add rthat th's the face I make when I see a black guys dick

>>280442762
>lomg
>>280442770
>rthat th's the face
IESLB again, stop maldin'.

>>280442816
>sees typo
>starts seething
You do this every time. Just like ACK

Do you think i can still find this in Hakone?

>>280442623
No his nemesis Austin is, but ACK doesn't even know it.

>>280442912
A least Kencuck knows his nemesis is a black guy

Btw my nose is bleeding and my blood went to my troath. This what Rei I felt

>>280442995
Are you okay anon? Everything alright?

>>280443075
Yes, it's just my nose is delicate and was in a shitty position. The best is when happens during corporate meetings, so i can skip them while staying in bathroom

Is penpen a reference to Donquijote?

Giant inflatable Rei

>>280443246
I want that in shiodome next month

>>280443201
He is a reference who what Asuka calls her boyfriend.

>>280439037
Based fishing Rei poster.

I want to go fishing with Rei, Asuka, Hikari, Mana, and Marie Vincennes. I want to see Rei in a boonie hat sat at the end of a dock. I want to see Hikari and Mana discussing what good eating crappies are.

>>280442056
>Played around with Rei LLM.
>Ended up sucking her nips.
>LLM decided Rei should lactate.
>Cue baby crazy "impregnate me" sex with Rei.

>>280443383
Along with a giant inflatable Asuka. And then they just let the compressors go full blast

>>280443420
Isn't he kaji?
https://files.catbox.moe/z4g2rn.jpg

>>280442762
>we had
>we
Yea us redditors just want to spam posts about our fanfic ship

>>280442239
Do you want to keep Toji or not?

>>280443676
Yes, this is why the thread is 90% Kensuke shit while the last good thread had nothing to do wuth Shipping. Now ypu can go back to r*ddit

>>280443775
>>280443676
kek btfo

>>280443555
You should nut
>>280443676
Redditors don't say 'i want fuck a 13yo' you stupid perro peruano
>>280443713
No

>>280442066
>>280442421
Did my best

>>280443713
Get rid of Toji and the Eva.

>>280444109
>>280444079
here I did end up doing one with toji

>>280441916
Mine BTW

>>280444156
CHADsuke-kun...

>>280444186
Sorry, my penis actually exists

>>280443824
>You should nut
I should, sorry. Hard to not think about the two of them going nuclear when I see them though.

You guys are fast

I'm going to sleep soon

>>280444152

>>280444372
I'm going to sleep with Rei, a backup Rei, a backup for the backup Rei, and Ritsuko Akagi

>>280427744 (OP)
>>280429057

>>280444493
Uh oh, Rei's overloading with LCL

>>280443565

>wojak spam
Why is it in particular about asuka that makes her fanbase such subhumans?

>>280445068
K, b, c.

>>280445068
It's not spam you brainlet and this has shit to do with Asuka. If you want to kill yourself just do it

>>280445068
>>280445143

>>280445366
K,b,c

>>280445366
KenCHADS....

>>280427744 (OP)
Shinji already did it to Rei when he fell on her. Didn't affect the size, far as I could tell.

>>280434442
Fatsuka.

do kencucks really reduce their self-insert character to just supposedly sleeping with Asuka ?

>>280427744 (OP)
No. Call her idiot-Asuka. tell her to die in a bathtub. Then take Rei on a date.

>>280445366
You sure took your time looking for gay cuck porn and 'shopping a wojak onto it. You sure you weren't the one spamming inflation arts in /dbs/ few hours ago?

>>280429057
It’s aesthetic and characters hits just right

>>280445724
Leave Asuka to me.

>>280445730
>>280445783
t.projecting cuck into gay cuck porn

>>280445805
>projecting
That's pretty much all you do in Eva threads. Very ironic if you ask me.

Why are all Eva threads like this?

>>280445783
You have been throwing the biggest seethefest all day. Shinji Fucked Asuka deal with it Kencuck

>>280445887
Because Anno wanted to destroy any and all Eva discussion with his last movie by giving pandering to a non-existent and substance-less pairing.

>>280445839
>>280445887
>>280445783
This is shit ACK would post btw

>>280445887
>>280445783
>>280445839
>>280445928
>Kensuke cuck when he sees Shinji fuck Asuka

>>280446087
K,b,c

>>280428263
Who gives a fuck? They’re made for warming up in general

>>280445366
>>280446087
Kbc

>>280446087
You retard the non-existent pairing I was talking about is the Kensuke one. Why the fuck did you reply to me ?

>>280446242
It was a miss click plus it's canon art

>>280427744 (OP)
Was Shinji a fag?

>>280429057
>No one talks about Yu Yu Hakusho, Fist of the North Star or other stuff from the 90s as much as Evangelion
Dragon Ball

>>280446733
He had severe mental issues that only a good psychotherapist can help solve.

>>280444472
>le bbc face

>>280427744 (OP)
Now that anime is mainstream in the west and will cater to americans anime girls will have ass envy instead, and they will try to get it as big as possibl

>>280450118
And I for one welcome our fat assed Asuka overlords

>>280429953
Asuka and Shinji become Adam and Eve.

>>280428263
technically they do, but the growth would be imperceptibly small

>>280429953
No one, even the Mari thing got deconfirmed
The whole point of the show is that you should find worth within yourself and not from an external source

>>280450118
>becomes popular because it isn't like western slop
>lets make it western slop
Brilliant, put this guy in charge.

>>280429057
It just is, Evangelion shares a pantheon with DBZ, Sailor Moon, Cowboy Bebop and a few others as "Gateway anime"

>>280450555
Who is watching Sailor moon as a gateway anime in 2025?

>>280429057
Because it's peak

>>280450457
>even Mari got deconfirmed
Whatever source those comes from, I need it now.

>>280450596
I'm just naming some notable ones

>>280450555
It's not 2002 anymore.

>>280450659
Eva and DBZ are still definitely gateway anime

>>280450675
For more cancer.

>>280450457
>No one, even the Mari thing, got deconfirmed
this is a dirty lie, Shinji ends up with a 60-year-old pedophile in the body of a hot Megane, everything else is fanfiction

>>280450675
A lot of people dont move past DBZ though

>>280450640
>>280450703
>In a recent interview with V-tuber Vivian, the sound director for Evangelion 3.0+1.0 says he did not instruct the seiyuus of Shinji and Mari to act as lovers, he interpreted their relationship to be that of friends.
https://youtu.be/x4Wpur1VRyQ?t=133

>>280450659
What would be considered modern gateway anime besides Attack on Titan or MHA these days anyway?

>>280432451
>in the end Anno redid Nadia x Jean (Asuka x Kensuke) and a reversed version of Mari x Sanson (Marie x Shinji)
as expected from Anno Sensei

>>280445783

>>280450719
it being a vtuber interview is the cherry on top of this clown show kek

>>280450719
That is retarded

>>280451001
Everything after 2.0 was

>>280450314

>>280451214
this all feels very fanfiction-y
I mean, Gendo somehow managed to be a ten times bigger cunt than in the original and he got a happy ending despite that?

>>280445783
>>280451214
>>280450899
>>280450873
Holy shit. Kencuck has been spamming fpr like 10 hours how is this not ACK shit

>>280450899
>>280450873
>1 min apart and also ESL

>>280450899
So did jannkes just let this schizo spam all day without deleting any of his spam? Why is this posts >>280438713 >>280438563 up

>>280450873
>>280450899
Nadia is Shinji retard everyone but you wouldn't know that since you don't even know who the characters are

>>280451214
Are you still seethw posting everytime someone says Rebuild isn't canon. Let me help with that Rebuild isn't canon.

>>280451858
>Nadia is Shinji
That's just a joke about Sadamoto's sameface syndrome

>>280451920
it's not. Its based off how Shinji was meant to be a girl but retards like >>280451214
>>280450899
Wouldn't know that instead rather cuck posts and samefag.

Don't reply to me

>>280451054
>after

>>280431677
source on the reflection?

>>280451858
>Nadia is Shinji
>emotionally unstable, hyperaggressive, and assertive tsundere is supposed to be Shinji not Asuka, for some reason
I think you might be retarded buddy

Dude I've been in love with Asuka since I was 12 it breaks my heart knowing she will never be real.
I'm a relatively well adjusted guy, no body pillows or weird stuff related to her, I just really wish she was a real person so I could get to meet and talk to her.
I want to hold her as she cries in my arms and comfort her.

I have a girlfriend of 8 years, but still find myself in love with this character. Same for Rei, but it's different with her.
Also, you freaks should lay off the sexualization. She's much more than that.

p.s Fuck Anno

>>280452515
>>280452515
>coping retard who doesn't know shit
No, wonder you made a "as expected from Anno Sensei" post. Your're fucking brain dead

>emotionally unstable, hyperaggressive
That's 100% Shinji especially in the Manga.

Why are retards like >>280450899
>>280450873 fucking retarded?

>>280452749
>That's 100% Shinji especially in the Manga.
please kill yourself you are clearly a schizoid AND a retard

>>280450873
>>280452515
>Marie x Shinji
think you might be retarded buddy

>>280452784
I'm sorry you don't like my post? How about samefag again? please kill yourself you are clearly a schizoid AND a retard.
Also, cuckbro no need for the /dbs/ style "AND"

>>280452749
>>280452790
>>280452859
nigga stop crashing out, I get it you really, really like Asuka and Shinji together, it didn't happen in rebuild tough luck, but hey you still have the OG, go watch that instead of having mental breakdowns on /a/, this is embarssing

>>280452703
you don't belong here

>>280452891
>nigga stop crashing out
Zoomerbro

>goes right i to shipping
Legit you are retarded because nobody brought it up unlike you with that (Marie x Shinji) shit

My, God does Asuka X Shinji live rent free in your mind. This isn't even about shipping retard

>>280453012
>nothing goes through to him
>he just keeps lashing out like a hurt animal
>this is the dark side of being a waifufag
grim

>>280452891
>>280452784
>>280452515
nigga stop crashing out, I get it you really, really fucking retarded and seethe about shipping when it isn't even apartof the conversation. No one gives a fuck, tough luck, but hey you still have /dbs/, go there instead of having mental breakdowns on /a/, this is embarssing

>>280453077
>waifufag
I'm pretty sure me saying Shinji is Nadai has shit to do with Waifufag shit. Plus, I never brought up shipping.

>this retard is whats counts as a /a/ poster
Girm

Oh is this today’s Asuka thread?
Don’t forget, she’s #1.

>>280453116
>>280453184
Please, we all see what's going on, you have a mental breakdown over Kensuke ending up with Asuka, even the slightes reminder of that fact is enough to make you rage, you calling me a Zoomer already tells me, you're an old fuck, who probably shipped Shinji and Asuka for 40+ years so Rebuild buck broke you.
Sucks to be you buddy!

>>280453219
Only Soryu

>>280453010
KYS nigger you will never be deserving of asuka.

>>280429615
Evangelion gained a rep for being a super deep anime that deals with complex and emotional themes. Regardless if you think it deserves that title or not, it lives on in a lot of people's minds as an absolute masterclass of anime that only ages like a fine wine once you get old enough to comprehend all the different layers to Evangelion that are totally there.

>>280453273
>Please, we all see what's going on,
Oh, fuck I'm talking to a schzio

>you have a mental breakdown
Projection

>you calling me a Zoomer
Is me calling you a Zoomer becaise you talk like one. Man, you are retarded

>who probably shipped
I'm not a shipper. My, god are zoomers so fucking dumb.

>40+ years
Zoomie Eva has been around that long

I buck broke you.
Sucks to be you buddy!

>>280453316
Soryu > Shikinami
Shikinami > Everyone else

>>280453322
Kill yourself, normalfaggot.

>>280453442
>reddit spacing
>boomer
>shipperfag
ahahahah
Now say Kensuke is fucking Asuka, we need to do some shock therapy to make you normal in the head again

>>280453521
>ahahahah
>to make you normal in the head again
Holy, shit this is just the Kensuke schizo seething again. He even did the /dbs/ style "ahahahah" shit. My sides Kiwifarns won so hard with this retard

>>280453521
>to make you normal in the head again
Also, holy ESL. Was this supposed to be funny?

>>280453634
>>280453659
>suddenly screeches about fucking KIWIFARMS
W schizoid
>he didn't say it
Asukabro...it's time. Say it, say: Kensuke is fucking Asuka.

>>280453521
>boomer
Man, you really are fucking dumb

>reddit spacing
Do, zoomers really call breaking down a post this. Man you are a new fag.

>shipperfag
Mindbroken
Now say "I love nigger dicks" to complete the /dbs/ spic persona.

>>280453521
Why should people who like OG Eva care that Kensuke fucks a version of Asuka from a different universe unrelated to OG Eva?

>>280453700
>>suddenly screeches about fucking KIWIFARMS
Lmao, this is you retard >>280432403
>he didn't say it
It's time for you to come out the closet and show your love for nigger dicks.

See kids this whay a zoomer looks like when they try to troll. >>280453700
Notice the zoomee slang, bring up boomers, cires about Shipping and over all /dbs/spic talk.

>>280450314
>Asuka and Shinji become Adam and Eve.
The final scene of EoE is a few weeks after the events of the film. Shinji is by himself, that is why he is surprised when Asuka returns. Other people come out the LCL world as well Misato's cross on the make-shift grave foreshadows her returning after Asuka. We have official art of the world returning to normal after the events of 3rd Impact.

Waiting for zoom zoom to come back.

>>280453867
That is true, but the implication is still that the two are in some kind of relationship. There's a reason it is specifically Asuka that returns.

>>280453700
Why anybody would take the incoherent rebuild series as official canon over NGE+EOE is beyond me. Especially the slapdashed shit show that is 3.0 + 1.0. That final scene with Shinji and "Shikinami" on the beach is a disgusting mockery of EOE. Anyways, the rebuild Asuka isn't even Asuka she is a clone and has Rei's backstory because they wanted Mari to be the "real" girl that pulled Shinji out of Eva.

>>280453905
Yes, 100% I believe the entirety of NGE builds towards them being together. Its just they aren't the only two people on the planet. EOE's ending isn't as bleak as people make it out to be imo.

>>280453953
Yeah that still doesn’t work though since Mari would have to be a clone of some sort or otherwise be as old as his parents somehow.

>>280454017
I agree. But it's thematically fitting. The entire point of Eva throughout, including the scene where Shinji finally decides to live, is that life is still worth living despite all the suffering and pain intrinsic to it. To present a naïvely excessively roseate vision of life after everyone has been given the chance to choose living would be a betrayal of that; Shinji and Asuka are still traumatized teenagers with deepseated issues and foibles. That is not something that can be resolved overnight. Asuka and Shinji will still be lonely at times, still misundestand each other at times. That is the nature of living. The ending of EoE seems cruel and depressing, but the interaction between Asuka and Shinji is ultimately hopeful, symbolic of the possibility of fruitful connection. Is that not the most concise and exhaustive summary of Evangelion possible?

Wow, did the idiot bus show up to take everyone home or something?

Rebuilds are canon.
TV series? Not anymore.

Rebuilds aren't canon.
This post>>280455051. my cope.

>>280455051
This you >>280445366 on the left?

>>280455224
kek no I'm brown

>>280455237
Oh, so the guy in the gimp suit?

>>280455287
I don't even know what a gimp suit is.

Kensuke is banging Asuka as we speak

Daring today, aren't we...

>>280427744 (OP)
with my mouth on her 14 out of 10 chest

>>280453219
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXZRff0tdaQ

>>280456008
*immediately gets sucked into a weird shadow dimension*

>>280429057
Most likely because rebuilds kept them relevant for longer.

>>280429057
you didn't gatekeep
now its only normalfags parroting who didnt even watched the original

>>280453867
>posting about fanfiction rebuilds

Asushin hates on the CANON Rebuilds cuz Asuka gets BETRAYED and TRAPPED on the FUCKSHACK with KENSUKE for 100 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7puAydZ5Fbo

>>280457259
kek she did more than just saying hi to Kensuke

>>280427844
Shinji is too much of a sissy beta bitch to willingly give a guy a handjob. Kaworu would be the handjobber, and fellatiator.

Based K-sama

>>280429843
No, Mari isn't confirmed either, in fact it has been debunked by a member of the 3.0+1.01 staff

>>280456421
You literally cannot "gatekeep" something that makes it into fucking Netflix.

>>280429843
>no one fucks Shinji
this. he's an incel.
>>280427844
fpbp

>280459283
>280459283
>280457259
Everyone please see these >>280432403
posts
He's legit mad that he got Kiwifarms made fun of him spamming si this is retard payback. ACK tier samefagging and spam that's been going on since the thread waa made.

>280459283
>Asuka gets BETRAYED and TRAPPED on the

>saying hi
ESLbro...

Kencucks hates on the CANON Asushin Kensuke gets BETRAYED and TRAPPED in the KEKSHACK with Asuka, Shinji and Misato for 100 years.

>>280461446
>>280445366
Me on the left

WTF we can kenpost without getting ban now?!

>>280429057
>Why does a show about someone so socially inept he needs a world ending epiphany just to accept the pains of intimacy are worth facing get discussed more on a website full of autists than (shonenshit) and (shonenshit)
It's a mystery, must be because it's too le mainstream

>>280452703
>Also, you freaks should lay off the sexualization. She's much more than that.
I genuinely think it wouldn't nearly be as bad as it is were it not for the incredibly tight bodyhugging latex suits that they're wearing in most of the show and promotional materials

>>280461999
>We never got a full episode of SoL Evangelion
I wish it was more than just, like, 5 minutes