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DESU No.280475493 >>280477104 >>280479246 >>280483446 >>280483938 >>280486702 >>280489027 >>280495619 >>280497775 >>280541794 >>280548240 >>280585439
Desu Thread
This is a DESU thread.

let's revive the first cult meme on 4chan
DESU No.280475592
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SOLO No.280475641
Rule nr.1 it needs more desu!
Desito No.280475658
No fucking way, am i seeing DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU??
SOLO No.280475682
Rule nr.1 it needs more desu
DesuNation No.280475839
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU <3
Anonymous No.280476085
Desu
Anonymous No.280476137
i only watched desu's show last month desu
DESU No.280476181
need moar


DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280477104
>>280475493 (OP)
>let's revive the first cult meme on 4chan
Is it really the first?
Anonymous No.280479212
Anonymous No.280479240 >>280480245
Anonymous No.280479246
>>280475493 (OP)
THIS THREAD'S NOT GOING DOWN SO EASY DESU
Anonymous No.280479267
D E S U
Anonymous No.280480245 >>280480301
>>280479240
Shit I left to eat dinner
Anonymous No.280480301 >>280480441
>>280480245
Anonymous No.280480326 >>280480363 >>280519405
onions
Anonymous No.280480363
>>280480326
oh fuck
Anonymous No.280480441
>>280480301
Anonymous No.280480488
desu desu
Anonymous No.280480513 >>280505084 >>280512785
Posting kashira in a desu thread.
Anonymous No.280482657
desu
Anonymous No.280482683
muri muri desu desu
Anonymous No.280482735
desu threads miss the point of desu
Anonymous No.280482827 >>280506605
Did you know that desu backwards spells used?
Just like Suiseiseki is used goods lol
Anonymous No.280483130
stupid tertiary desu
Desito No.280483192
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Anonymous No.280483394
bitches dont know about my kawaii desu ne
Anonymous No.280483417
Anonymous No.280483446
>>280475493 (OP)
Anonymous No.280483608
Am I doing it right?
Anonymous No.280483938
>>280475493 (OP)
I was just thinking the other day that Suiseiseki would probably be hated for teasing Jun about his height if Rozen Maiden started nowadays.
Season 4 when?
Anonymous No.280484033 >>280484485
Also, I'm pretty sure Waha~ was 4chan's first meme. Desu came later.
Anonymous No.280484485 >>280512065 >>280513771
>>280484033
But was Waha~ a cult meme?
Anonymous No.280484832 >>280489019 >>280513847
I'm not an oldfag, but I'm not THAT new, either. I love 4chan and 4chan history and would like to learn more about this particular meme. What's the QRD on it?
Desito No.280485314
Anonymous No.280486680
to be desu
Anonymous No.280486702
>>280475493 (OP)
anyone still holding DESU stock?
Anonymous No.280487665
And an oldfag thread appears
Anonymous No.280489019
>>280484832
just watch rozen maiden dummy
Anonymous No.280489027
>>280475493 (OP)
Anonymous No.280489853 >>280489974 >>280494811 >>280506601
Oh, you think your little thread is cute? Try being the desu? Living the desu.

I want to be the little desu
Anonymous No.280489974 >>280490093 >>280506601
>>280489853
But sometimes, yknow, a little desu on dat chibi ningen grind gets hungry and a desu needs her fix. Desu that in your guiness book of desus
Anonymous No.280490093
>>280489974
and sometimes desu's gooch gets hot but we dont talk about that
Anonymous No.280490434
okay that'll be enough desuspam from me. If on the offchance anyone in this thread went to AX25 and got one of these stickers, you're a cool dude. Or woman; I met one woman who talked to me about being on 4chan around 2011 or so.

Shout out to the guy at the PEACH PIT panel who asked about the Strawberry Stealing Incident of 2005 and the other guy who called me a "puny chibi human: after the panel. You're all very cool desu.
Anonymous No.280490541
DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280490588 >>280491471
excuse me wtf are you guys desu
Anonymous No.280491471
>>280490588
we're your worst nightmare, desu
Anonymous No.280491808
SUDE :D
Anonymous No.280492168
Anonymous No.280492781
DESUUUUUUUU
love the og meme, bought the token
Anonymous No.280494019
Anonymous No.280494382
Desu
Anonymous No.280494811 >>280501875
>>280489853
nice watering can faggot
Desito No.280495426
Sometimes you just need more DESU to feel the DESU because maybe you're not DESU enough so you get more DESU to feel that DESU.
Anonymous No.280495472 >>280506552
Heheheh nobody will ever know if I type t b h without spaces in this thread vs actually typing desu
Anonymous No.280495515
ok tbาป
Anonymous No.280495589
desu
Anonymous No.280495619
>>280475493 (OP)
>3
>desu
Dolljoint approved.
Anonymous No.280495658
desujoints desu
Anonymous No.280496571 >>280501815
Which Rozen Maide would you like to femdom you non-sexually
Anonymous No.280497775
>>280475493 (OP)
I never watched her animedesu
Anonymous No.280498132
desu
Anonymous No.280499893
Anonymous No.280500579
"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"

With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
Anonymous No.280500766
Very interesting Anon. Very interesting indeed desu.
Anonymous No.280501460
desu? in my 4chan?
Anonymous No.280501815
>>280496571
Submit desu.
Anonymous No.280501875 >>280503451
>>280494811
thanks BITCH. It was fun to make
Anonymous No.280503451
>>280501875
ooh looks even better than I thought. very desu.
Anonymous No.280503666 >>280506680
Anonymous No.280504608
Anonymous No.280504757
DESU
Anonymous No.280504975
is there a version of kinjirareta asobi on youtube not at a super low volume?
Anonymous No.280504999 >>280506680
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280505084 >>280505157
>>280480513
Oh I remember her catchphrase
Kashira kashira, gozonji kashira~
Anonymous No.280505157
>>280505084
Anonymous No.280506083 >>280506116
uguu~
Anonymous No.280506116
>>280506083
MY BELOVED JUNK
Anonymous No.280506448 >>280542085
Anonymous No.280506552
>>280495472
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
Anonymous No.280506591
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280506601 >>280506751
>>280489853
>>280489974
You have huge man-knuckles but appear to have a short body.
Anonymous No.280506605
>>280482827
by me
Anonymous No.280506680
>>280503666
>>280504999
Nice trips
Anonymous No.280506751 >>280506851
>>280506601
>huge man-knuckles
Thanks. I work construction.
>short
Kind of. I'm 5'11" and the costume is really wide, so it exacerbates it. The first photo was taken by a guy taller than me
Anonymous No.280506851
>>280506751
Oh, then you're taller than me
Anonymous No.280507947
Anonymous No.280508149
for desu
Ezeved !!XTZVrf6Pax7 No.280508289
DESU
Anonymous No.280508811
OH SHI
SJ No.280509279
Desu = innit for British
Papito No.280509576
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280510112
DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280510140
desu?
Anonymous No.280510203
desu!
Anonymous No.280511174
boku
Anon No.280511737
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280511925
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280512065 >>280512611
>>280484485
I think any meme from back then would be a "cult meme" by today's standards since they weren't being mass-produced by and for normalfags on Reddit and Twitter yet.
Anonymous No.280512611
>>280512065
that's wrong and barely makes sense
Anonymous No.280512634 >>280512909 >>280514135
I watched Rozen Maiden for the first time the other month, I thought it was fun and touching at points but the ending of season 2 was kinda flubbed. How much better is the manga?
Anonymous No.280512785
>>280480513
Anonymous No.280512883
Anonymous No.280512909
>>280512634
Anonymous No.280513771
>>280484485
I mean does anyone nowadays know Suigetsu?
Anonymous No.280513847
>>280484832
>QRD
Suiseiseki is a character in Rozen Maiden who ends every single sentence she says with "desu", though a common way to end sentences in Japanese it's not something you would use in every single sentence you say. Go watch it, it's a fun show.

Note, her overuse of Desu doesn't carry over to the dub
Anonymous No.280513878 >>280517624
Anonymous No.280514135
>>280512634
The manga follows roughly in Season 1's steps, Seasons 2 is basically anime original outside some earlier episodes
I like it a lot better than the anime, it's actually thought through, I don't think they exactly planned to do a season 2, they just did it
Anonymous No.280514641
USED
Anonymous No.280514989 >>280515725
Anonymous No.280515024 >>280516938
Ew. I guess this is what we get instead of proper footage from Peach-Pit's 25th anniversary event desu.
Anonymous No.280515725
>>280514989
Dynamic entry!
Anonymous No.280516938
>>280515024
the struggle is real desu
Anonymous No.280517624
>>280513878
I don't get it desu
Anonymous No.280518086
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Anonymous No.280519298
Duse
Anonymous No.280519405
>>280480326
roody poo

โ–ฒ
โ–ฒ โ–ฒ
Anonymous No.280519469 >>280519484
Desu?!
Anonymous No.280519484
>>280519469
DESU!!!!!
Anonymous No.280520026 >>280520237
Boku!
Anonymous No.280520237
>>280520026
Boku won't say desu.
Anonymous No.280520444
boku no desu
Anonymous No.280520634
*glomp*
Anonymous No.280520827 >>280523256
desu is real.
Anonymous No.280521287
desu desu desu
Anonymous No.280521654 >>280522466
Anonymous No.280522420
desu no boku
Anonymous No.280522466
>>280521654
>this vexes me desu
Anonymous No.280523256
>>280520827
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS MEME!
Anonymous No.280524509 >>280539888
Anonymous No.280526491
desu dess
Anonymous No.280527693 >>280530984
boku bokk
Anonymous No.280529978
Anonymous No.280530984 >>280531676 >>280532974
>>280527693
chicken
Anonymous No.280531676
>>280530984
keep them away from bokus hat
Anonymous No.280532974
>>280530984
Thank you for your desu ~desu
Anonymous No.280534178 >>280534241
Anonymous No.280534241
>>280534178
desu
Anonymous No.280536203
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Anonymous No.280538090
Anonymous No.280538681
Anonymous No.280538854
Anonymous No.280538981
desu
>desu>desu
desu
Anonymous No.280539179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqwcb4ODTaE
Anonymous No.280539888
>>280524509
slower
Anonymous No.280541291
the coin revived the cult.

DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280541341
I see what you did there, twittershitters.
Anonymous No.280541691
Anonymous No.280541794 >>280541852
>>280475493 (OP)
I'm not fond of DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anon No.280541816
CULT HAS NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING IN DESU - BECAUSE DESU BELIEVES IN YOU!
Anonymous No.280541852
>>280541794
wtf how can u not be fond of DESU
Anonymous No.280541892
Yes I know you guys are being honest you don't have to repeat it this much!
Anonymous No.280542085
>>280506448
Red=de and green=su?
Or is it reversed because Japanese is right to left?
Anonymous No.280543767
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280546277 >>280546822
join the desu cult
Anonymous No.280546822
>>280546277
Where?
Anonymous No.280547065
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280547633
ใงใ™
Anonymous No.280548149
doll joints...erotic...
Anonymous No.280548240
>>280475493 (OP)
HEY MOM
MOOOOOOM
I TYPED DESU AGAIN
Anon No.280548518
you didn't chose desu, desu chose you.
Anonymous No.280550530
>cryptoniggers
Humanity doesn't deserve dolls desu.
Anonymous No.280550702 >>280576436
Dess?
Anonymous No.280552228
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Anonymous No.280554359
desu
b
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Anonymous No.280555253 >>280560828
I manually type desu at the end of my posts desu
Anonymous No.280556240
DOnT LOOK
Anonymous No.280556895
Stop desu.
Anonymous No.280557165
WAYFU No.280558374 >>280564499
i desu therefore i am.

post more art lets revive the cult
Anonymous No.280560828
>>280555253
Good desu.
Anonymous No.280562366
good boku
Anonymous No.280564499 >>280567362
>>280558374
>lets revive the cult
Have you not seen the recurring rozen maiden threads that have existed for years?
Anonymous No.280567362 >>280569809
>>280564499
A retarded tourist from twitter, notice the names. They created this thread to steal desu pics and shill their scam desu.
Anonymous No.280567363
Desu
Anonymous No.280569809 >>280572645
>>280567362
>tourist from twitter
>shill their scam
I figured /a/ would be considered too dead for that.
Anonymous No.280571118 >>280591016
>no one anywhere has photos of the Peach-Pit exhibit at Anime Expo
Anonymous No.280571210
Anonymous No.280572645 >>280575301 >>280595171
>>280569809
Don't search for $desu or desucoin there, you will die of secondhand embarrassment.
Anonymous No.280573077
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little baka ninge, desu? Iโ€™ll have you know I am at the top of the class amongst my sisters, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on junk dolls, and I have over 300 confirmed doll kills, desu. I am trained in Rozen warfare and Iโ€™m the top Gardener of the Rozen Maidens, desu. You are nothing to me but just another target, desu. I will wipe your tree of life out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in your dreams, mark my fucking words, desu. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Desu? Think again, baka, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dolls across the N-field and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, chibi, desu. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you called your doll, desu. Youโ€™re fucking dolls Roza Mystica is mine, and so is your strawberry, kid, desu. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can steal your dolls Roza Mystica in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with sponge cake, desu. Not only am I extensively trained in spongecake combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of growing plant tentacles and I will use it to its full extent to tentacle rape you and your doll off the face of the N-field, you little bastard, desu. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you and your doll, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, desu. But you couldnโ€™t, desu, you didnโ€™t, desu, and now youโ€™re paying the price, desu, you goddamn chibi ninge, desu. I will shit spongecake all over you and you will drown in it, desu. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kiddo, you and your little doll too, Desu~
Anonymous No.280574136
Anonymous No.280575301 >>280594556
>>280572645
Curiosity got the better of me. I really wish it hadn't
Anonymous No.280576436
>>280550702
DESS
Anonymous No.280576798
very og desu could go 100m desu
Anonymous No.280576854
See?
Anonymous No.280577725
Shinku? More like Stinku
Anonymous No.280578325
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Anon No.280578818
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DESU LOVER 69420 No.280579147
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EL DENO No.280579229
U can never have enough DESU!
Aber No.280579241
DESUUUUU NIGS
Anonymous No.280579433 >>280579537 >>280595171
>the twitter bots also started spamming copypasta and the same five pictures over and over again every few seconds right after these posts
Disturbing desu.
Anonymous No.280579537 >>280593241
>>280579433
Are Desu threads just bots now then?
Anon No.280579691
Hell nah, no bot here - we going full desu mode.
Anonymous No.280580022
That one namefag replying to himself and all the Desu making it feel like 2006 in here
Anonymous No.280580477 >>280581701 >>280583357 >>280585561
DESU =^..^=
Anonymous No.280581701
>>280580477
There're at least two of us
Some1 No.280582283
Old times. Old memories. Love the awakening of our Queen. DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous No.280583357
>>280580477
fucking furseiseki
Anonymous No.280584208
desu No.280585439
>>280475493 (OP)
Desu goes in every field, desu.
Anonymous No.280585561
>>280580477
YIFF desu
Anonymous No.280585713
desu
Anonymous No.280586294
desu and boku awaken immense lust in me as well as all the other dolls
Anonymous No.280587406
my goal for today is saying desu 1000000 times
Anonymous No.280589094
Anonymous No.280589531
join the revolution desu
Anonymous No.280590334
Anonymous No.280591000
"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"

With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?

The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.

Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
Anonymous No.280591016
>>280571118
Surely somebody will upload them eventually...
Anonymous No.280591457 >>280597420
Aber No.280591813
GM DESUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous No.280593241 >>280593748
>>280579537
No, but this one certainly is.
Anonymous No.280593748 >>280594230
>>280593241
Anonymous No.280594230 >>280594299
>>280593748
If only you bumped the real desu and Rozen Maiden threads like this, I hope something bad happens to you soon desu
Anonymous No.280594299
>>280594230
Wow rude.
Anonymous No.280594556 >>280594837 >>280595171 >>280598844
>>280575301
It also explains the sudden influx of furseiseki posting, cosplay faggotry, knowyourmeme filenames, and this revival nonsense.
Anonymous No.280594837
>>280594556
I really hate what the internet has become
Anonymous No.280595171
>>280572645
>>280579433
>>280594556
beware, dollbros: this desu thread is fake, and almost every picture you post here will be used on xitter to promote a cryptocurrency scam.
https://x.com/search?f=live&q=+"$desu"+filter:images
Anonymous No.280595347 >>280595365
DESU!
Anonymous No.280595365 >>280595472
>>280595347
Why are you like this?
Anonymous No.280595472 >>280595680
>>280595365
Because it's funny. What, not got a sense of humor you deboned queer?
DESU!
Anonymous No.280595680
>>280595472
Oh, no, this isn't funny, not yet. The funny part comes later. You wanted to see the cult? You will.
Shouldn't have come here desu.
Anonymous No.280597420
>>280591457
cute
Anonymous No.280598844 >>280601078
>>280594556
Oh fucking hell. I should've known this desu thread was going too slow for a reason; it also doesn;t make sense that this is on /a/. I wish I could delete my cosplay photos.
>cosplay faggotry
Those photos are from before this was even a thing. I genuinely like the show.

I hope those out-of-touch Twitter faggots coming to this thread know they are unwelcome barnacles.
Anonymous No.280601078 >>280602450 >>280604145
>>280598844
PLEASE post the peach-pit event photos on the /cgl/ thread
PLEASE
THERE ARE ALMOST ZERO PHOTOS OF IT ANYWHERE ONLINE
tanci No.280602014 >>280602450
desu on eth guys
Anonymous No.280602450 >>280604145
>>280601078
>the /cgl/ thread
I don't see any Rozen Maiden threads there.
Learn to sage, dammit.
>>280602014
Fuck off.
Anonymous No.280604145 >>280604317
>>280601078
Dude, don't direct these faggots anywhere else. They'll come and shit up that board too. I saw your post and I'll try to get some in before the thread gets archived. But make sure to sage this garbage off the board.
>>280602450
Peach-pit had a special event at a recent convention. That's why you're seeing a good bit of cosplay as of recent. But fucking hell this twitter crypto shit ruins a lot of the fun for me.
Anonymous No.280604317
>>280604145
I know, but the anime expo thread on /cgl/ is dead, and I doubt any rozenfags lurk in there. Post them on jay.