Desu Thread
This is a DESU thread.
let's revive the first cult meme on 4chan
DESU
7/11/2025, 9:29:43 PM
No.280475592
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
SOLO
7/11/2025, 9:31:49 PM
No.280475641
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Rule nr.1 it needs more desu!
Desito
7/11/2025, 9:32:20 PM
No.280475658
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No fucking way, am i seeing DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU??
SOLO
7/11/2025, 9:33:14 PM
No.280475682
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Rule nr.1 it needs more desu
DesuNation
7/11/2025, 9:39:33 PM
No.280475839
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU <3
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:49:46 PM
No.280476085
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Desu
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 9:52:14 PM
No.280476137
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i only watched desu's show last month desu
DESU
7/11/2025, 9:54:06 PM
No.280476181
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need moar
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:25:53 PM
No.280477104
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>>280475493 (OP)
>let's revive the first cult meme on 4chan
Is it really the first?
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:38:33 PM
No.280479212
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Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:39:37 PM
No.280479240
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>>280480245
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:39:51 PM
No.280479246
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>>280475493 (OP)
THIS THREAD'S NOT GOING DOWN SO EASY DESU
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 11:40:32 PM
No.280479267
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D E S U
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:11:46 AM
No.280480245
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>>280480301
>>280479240
Shit I left to eat dinner
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:13:23 AM
No.280480301
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>>280480441
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:15:24 AM
No.280480363
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:17:29 AM
No.280480441
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:19:14 AM
No.280480488
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desu desu
Posting kashira in a desu thread.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:36:58 AM
No.280482657
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desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:37:36 AM
No.280482683
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muri muri desu desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:39:09 AM
No.280482735
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desu threads miss the point of desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:42:37 AM
No.280482827
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>>280506605
Did you know that desu backwards spells used?
Just like Suiseiseki is used goods lol
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:55:00 AM
No.280483130
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stupid tertiary desu
Desito
7/12/2025, 1:57:25 AM
No.280483192
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:04:43 AM
No.280483394
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bitches dont know about my kawaii desu ne
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:05:39 AM
No.280483417
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:06:35 AM
No.280483446
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:12:11 AM
No.280483608
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Am I doing it right?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:23:45 AM
No.280483938
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>>280475493 (OP)
I was just thinking the other day that Suiseiseki would probably be hated for teasing Jun about his height if Rozen Maiden started nowadays.
Season 4 when?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:26:46 AM
No.280484033
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>>280484485
Also, I'm pretty sure Waha~ was 4chan's first meme. Desu came later.
>>280484033
But was Waha~ a cult meme?
I'm not an oldfag, but I'm not THAT new, either. I love 4chan and 4chan history and would like to learn more about this particular meme. What's the QRD on it?
Desito
7/12/2025, 3:19:37 AM
No.280485314
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:16:24 AM
No.280486680
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to be desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:17:30 AM
No.280486702
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>>280475493 (OP)
anyone still holding DESU stock?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:55:13 AM
No.280487665
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And an oldfag thread appears
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:55:07 AM
No.280489019
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>>280484832
just watch rozen maiden dummy
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:55:27 AM
No.280489027
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Oh, you think your little thread is cute? Try being the desu? Living the desu.
I want to be the little desu
>>280489853
But sometimes, yknow, a little desu on dat chibi ningen grind gets hungry and a desu needs her fix. Desu that in your guiness book of desus
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:52:54 AM
No.280490093
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>>280489974
and sometimes desu's gooch gets hot but we dont talk about that
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:20:55 AM
No.280490434
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okay that'll be enough desuspam from me. If on the offchance anyone in this thread went to AX25 and got one of these stickers, you're a cool dude. Or woman; I met one woman who talked to me about being on 4chan around 2011 or so.
Shout out to the guy at the PEACH PIT panel who asked about the Strawberry Stealing Incident of 2005 and the other guy who called me a "puny chibi human: after the panel. You're all very cool desu.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:30:33 AM
No.280490541
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DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:34:16 AM
No.280490588
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>>280491471
excuse me wtf are you guys desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:48:29 AM
No.280491471
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>>280490588
we're your worst nightmare, desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:20:27 AM
No.280491808
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SUDE :D
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:54:45 AM
No.280492168
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:46:06 AM
No.280492781
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DESUUUUUUUU
love the og meme, bought the token
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 12:45:02 PM
No.280494019
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:19:07 PM
No.280494382
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Desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 1:54:56 PM
No.280494811
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>>280501875
>>280489853
nice watering can faggot
Desito
7/12/2025, 2:37:07 PM
No.280495426
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Sometimes you just need more DESU to feel the DESU because maybe you're not DESU enough so you get more DESU to feel that DESU.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:39:49 PM
No.280495472
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>>280506552
Heheheh nobody will ever know if I type t b h without spaces in this thread vs actually typing desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:42:33 PM
No.280495515
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ok tbһ
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:48:06 PM
No.280495589
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desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:50:31 PM
No.280495619
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>>280475493 (OP)
>3
>desu
Dolljoint approved.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:53:39 PM
No.280495658
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desujoints desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:48:51 PM
No.280496571
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>>280501815
Which Rozen Maide would you like to femdom you non-sexually
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:43:41 PM
No.280497775
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>>280475493 (OP)
I never watched her animedesu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:59:40 PM
No.280498132
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desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:07:52 PM
No.280499893
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:34:19 PM
No.280500579
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"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"
With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?
The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.
Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:43:08 PM
No.280500766
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Very interesting Anon. Very interesting indeed desu.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:09:22 PM
No.280501460
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desu? in my 4chan?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:22:35 PM
No.280501815
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:24:39 PM
No.280501875
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>>280503451
>>280494811
thanks BITCH. It was fun to make
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:18:36 PM
No.280503451
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>>280501875
ooh looks even better than I thought. very desu.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:26:21 PM
No.280503666
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>>280506680
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:57:06 PM
No.280504608
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:02:28 PM
No.280504757
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DESU
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:09:17 PM
No.280504975
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is there a version of kinjirareta asobi on youtube not at a super low volume?
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:10:06 PM
No.280504999
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>>280506680
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:12:28 PM
No.280505084
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>>280505157
>>280480513
Oh I remember her catchphrase
Kashira kashira, gozonji kashira~
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:14:39 PM
No.280505157
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:47:37 PM
No.280506083
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>>280506116
uguu~
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 9:48:52 PM
No.280506116
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>>280506083
MY BELOVED JUNK
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:01:47 PM
No.280506448
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>>280542085
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:06:20 PM
No.280506552
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>>280495472
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:07:44 PM
No.280506591
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:08:04 PM
No.280506601
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>>280506751
>>280489853
>>280489974
You have huge man-knuckles but appear to have a short body.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:08:10 PM
No.280506605
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:10:52 PM
No.280506680
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:13:50 PM
No.280506751
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>>280506851
>>280506601
>huge man-knuckles
Thanks. I work construction.
>short
Kind of. I'm 5'11" and the costume is really wide, so it exacerbates it. The first photo was taken by a guy taller than me
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:17:37 PM
No.280506851
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>>280506751
Oh, then you're taller than me
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 10:59:42 PM
No.280507947
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:06:41 PM
No.280508149
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for desu
Ezeved
!!XTZVrf6Pax7
7/12/2025, 11:11:57 PM
No.280508289
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DESU
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:33:47 PM
No.280508811
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OH SHI
SJ
7/12/2025, 11:57:26 PM
No.280509279
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Desu = innit for British
Papito
7/13/2025, 12:10:48 AM
No.280509576
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:33:46 AM
No.280510112
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DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:34:59 AM
No.280510140
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desu?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:37:56 AM
No.280510203
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desu!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:15:28 AM
No.280511174
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boku
Anon
7/13/2025, 1:35:32 AM
No.280511737
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:42:11 AM
No.280511925
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:47:04 AM
No.280512065
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>>280512611
>>280484485
I think any meme from back then would be a "cult meme" by today's standards since they weren't being mass-produced by and for normalfags on Reddit and Twitter yet.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:07:20 AM
No.280512611
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>>280512065
that's wrong and barely makes sense
I watched Rozen Maiden for the first time the other month, I thought it was fun and touching at points but the ending of season 2 was kinda flubbed. How much better is the manga?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:14:27 AM
No.280512785
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:18:32 AM
No.280512883
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:19:32 AM
No.280512909
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:58:37 AM
No.280513771
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>>280484485
I mean does anyone nowadays know Suigetsu?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:02:46 AM
No.280513847
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>>280484832
>QRD
Suiseiseki is a character in Rozen Maiden who ends every single sentence she says with "desu", though a common way to end sentences in Japanese it's not something you would use in every single sentence you say. Go watch it, it's a fun show.
Note, her overuse of Desu doesn't carry over to the dub
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:04:36 AM
No.280513878
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>>280517624
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:16:23 AM
No.280514135
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>>280512634
The manga follows roughly in Season 1's steps, Seasons 2 is basically anime original outside some earlier episodes
I like it a lot better than the anime, it's actually thought through, I don't think they exactly planned to do a season 2, they just did it
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:40:01 AM
No.280514641
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USED
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:57:19 AM
No.280514989
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>>280515725
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:59:13 AM
No.280515024
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>>280516938
Ew. I guess this is what we get instead of proper footage from Peach-Pit's 25th anniversary event desu.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:32:30 AM
No.280515725
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>>280514989
Dynamic entry!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:35:12 AM
No.280516938
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>>280515024
the struggle is real desu
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:10:43 AM
No.280517624
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>>280513878
I don't get it desu
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:42:22 AM
No.280518086
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:38:17 AM
No.280518899
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:05:04 AM
No.280519298
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Duse
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:11:58 AM
No.280519405
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>>280480326
roody poo
▲
▲ ▲
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:15:51 AM
No.280519469
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>>280519484
Desu?!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:16:33 AM
No.280519484
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:54:56 AM
No.280520026
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>>280520237
Boku!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:11:50 AM
No.280520237
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>>280520026
Boku won't say desu.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:33:11 AM
No.280520444
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boku no desu
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:53:45 AM
No.280520634
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*glomp*
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:15:46 AM
No.280520827
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>>280523256
desu is real.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:59:55 AM
No.280521287
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desu desu desu
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:33:00 AM
No.280521654
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>>280522466
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:45:14 PM
No.280522420
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desu no boku
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:49:31 PM
No.280522466
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>>280521654
>this vexes me desu
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:46:01 PM
No.280523256
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>>280520827
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS MEME!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:07:51 PM
No.280524509
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>>280539888
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:31:27 PM
No.280526491
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desu dess
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:09:19 PM
No.280527693
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>>280530984
boku bokk
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:55:29 PM
No.280529978
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:37:58 PM
No.280531676
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>>280530984
keep them away from bokus hat
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:10:58 PM
No.280532974
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>>280530984
Thank you for your desu ~desu
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:43:59 PM
No.280534178
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>>280534241
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:45:33 PM
No.280534241
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:39:34 PM
No.280536203
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:24:49 PM
No.280538058
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:25:42 PM
No.280538090
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:42:14 PM
No.280538681
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:47:17 PM
No.280538854
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:50:37 PM
No.280538981
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desu
>desu>desu
desu
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:56:12 PM
No.280539179
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:16:57 PM
No.280539888
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:53:55 PM
No.280541291
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the coin revived the cult.
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:55:05 PM
No.280541341
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I see what you did there, twittershitters.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:04:05 PM
No.280541691
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:06:36 PM
No.280541794
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>>280541852
>>280475493 (OP)
I'm not fond of DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anon
7/13/2025, 11:07:15 PM
No.280541816
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CULT HAS NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING IN DESU - BECAUSE DESU BELIEVES IN YOU!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:08:12 PM
No.280541852
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>>280541794
wtf how can u not be fond of DESU
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:09:13 PM
No.280541892
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Yes I know you guys are being honest you don't have to repeat it this much!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:14:50 PM
No.280542085
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>>280506448
Red=de and green=su?
Or is it reversed because Japanese is right to left?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 12:05:44 AM
No.280543767
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:22:18 AM
No.280546277
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>>280546822
join the desu cult
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:39:16 AM
No.280546822
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 1:49:18 AM
No.280547065
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:09:16 AM
No.280547633
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です
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:29:46 AM
No.280548149
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doll joints...erotic...
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 2:32:52 AM
No.280548240
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>>280475493 (OP)
HEY MOM
MOOOOOOM
I TYPED DESU AGAIN
Anon
7/14/2025, 2:43:04 AM
No.280548518
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you didn't chose desu, desu chose you.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:57:49 AM
No.280550530
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>cryptoniggers
Humanity doesn't deserve dolls desu.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:04:44 AM
No.280550702
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>>280576436
Dess?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:17:24 AM
No.280552228
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:15:56 AM
No.280553361
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:13:07 AM
No.280554359
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desu
b
h
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:12:28 AM
No.280555253
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>>280560828
I manually type desu at the end of my posts desu
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:29:23 AM
No.280556240
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DOnT LOOK
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:21:34 AM
No.280556895
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Stop desu.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:40:26 AM
No.280557165
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WAYFU
7/14/2025, 12:13:15 PM
No.280558374
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>>280564499
i desu therefore i am.
post more art lets revive the cult
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 3:09:02 PM
No.280560828
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 4:24:36 PM
No.280562366
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good boku
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 5:35:50 PM
No.280564499
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>>280567362
>>280558374
>lets revive the cult
Have you not seen the recurring rozen maiden threads that have existed for years?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:57:02 PM
No.280567362
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>>280569809
>>280564499
A retarded tourist from twitter, notice the names. They created this thread to steal desu pics and shill their scam desu.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 6:57:03 PM
No.280567363
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Desu
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:04:46 PM
No.280569809
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>>280572645
>>280567362
>tourist from twitter
>shill their scam
I figured /a/ would be considered too dead for that.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:44:28 PM
No.280571118
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>>280591016
>no one anywhere has photos of the Peach-Pit exhibit at Anime Expo
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:47:22 PM
No.280571210
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>>280569809
Don't search for $desu or desucoin there, you will die of secondhand embarrassment.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:45:03 PM
No.280573077
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little baka ninge, desu? I’ll have you know I am at the top of the class amongst my sisters, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on junk dolls, and I have over 300 confirmed doll kills, desu. I am trained in Rozen warfare and I’m the top Gardener of the Rozen Maidens, desu. You are nothing to me but just another target, desu. I will wipe your tree of life out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in your dreams, mark my fucking words, desu. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Desu? Think again, baka, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dolls across the N-field and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, chibi, desu. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you called your doll, desu. You’re fucking dolls Roza Mystica is mine, and so is your strawberry, kid, desu. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can steal your dolls Roza Mystica in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with sponge cake, desu. Not only am I extensively trained in spongecake combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of growing plant tentacles and I will use it to its full extent to tentacle rape you and your doll off the face of the N-field, you little bastard, desu. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you and your doll, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, desu. But you couldn’t, desu, you didn’t, desu, and now you’re paying the price, desu, you goddamn chibi ninge, desu. I will shit spongecake all over you and you will drown in it, desu. You’re fucking dead, kiddo, you and your little doll too, Desu~
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:14:22 PM
No.280574136
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:53:22 PM
No.280575301
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>>280594556
>>280572645
Curiosity got the better of me. I really wish it hadn't
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:34:38 PM
No.280576436
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:48:13 PM
No.280576798
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very og desu could go 100m desu
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:50:23 PM
No.280576854
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See?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:26:25 AM
No.280577725
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Shinku? More like Stinku
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:49:29 AM
No.280578325
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
Anon
7/15/2025, 1:05:55 AM
No.280578818
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESUDESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
DESU LOVER 69420
7/15/2025, 1:18:52 AM
No.280579147
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DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU
EL DENO
7/15/2025, 1:22:02 AM
No.280579229
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U can never have enough DESU!
Aber
7/15/2025, 1:22:31 AM
No.280579241
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DESUUUUU NIGS
>the twitter bots also started spamming copypasta and the same five pictures over and over again every few seconds right after these posts
Disturbing desu.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:33:27 AM
No.280579537
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>>280593241
>>280579433
Are Desu threads just bots now then?
Anon
7/15/2025, 1:38:55 AM
No.280579691
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Hell nah, no bot here - we going full desu mode.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:51:00 AM
No.280580022
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That one namefag replying to himself and all the Desu making it feel like 2006 in here
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:04:07 AM
No.280581701
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>>280580477
There're at least two of us
Some1
7/15/2025, 3:30:24 AM
No.280582283
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Old times. Old memories. Love the awakening of our Queen. DESU DESU DESU
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:25:26 AM
No.280583357
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>>280580477
fucking furseiseki
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:09:58 AM
No.280584208
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desu
7/15/2025, 6:14:26 AM
No.280585439
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>>280475493 (OP)
Desu goes in every field, desu.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:21:16 AM
No.280585561
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:29:47 AM
No.280585713
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desu
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:06:29 AM
No.280586294
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desu and boku awaken immense lust in me as well as all the other dolls
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:30:03 AM
No.280587406
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my goal for today is saying desu 1000000 times
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:03:57 AM
No.280589094
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:45:59 AM
No.280589531
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join the revolution desu
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:50:01 PM
No.280590334
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:33:09 PM
No.280591000
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"Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu?" she purred.
"No thank you," I said. "I'm rather tired. You should retire to your box."
"But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesn't like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-sama's bed-desu!"
"Not tonight. You'll do as you're told."
"Why doesn't master-sama have real girls in his bed?"
"What?!"
"Is master-sama's penis too small for real girls?"
"Why aren't you saying desu?"
"Does he have to use dolls instead?"
"SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU!"
"Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once."
"DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU!"
"It was too small even for dolls."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT SUISEISEKI!"
With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the doll's wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?
The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon ... it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then I'd be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then there'd be nowhere in the world I couldn't go.
Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fuck's sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:34:07 PM
No.280591016
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>>280571118
Surely somebody will upload them eventually...
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:59:07 PM
No.280591457
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>>280597420
Aber
7/15/2025, 2:24:22 PM
No.280591813
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GM DESUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:48:24 PM
No.280593241
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>>280593748
>>280579537
No, but this one certainly is.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:12:36 PM
No.280593748
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>>280594230
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:32:00 PM
No.280594230
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>>280594299
>>280593748
If only you bumped the real desu and Rozen Maiden threads like this, I hope something bad happens to you soon desu
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:35:30 PM
No.280594299
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>>280575301
It also explains the sudden influx of furseiseki posting, cosplay faggotry, knowyourmeme filenames, and this revival nonsense.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:58:42 PM
No.280594837
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>>280594556
I really hate what the internet has become
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:10:47 PM
No.280595171
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>>280572645
>>280579433
>>280594556
beware, dollbros: this desu thread is fake, and almost every picture you post here will be used on xitter to promote a cryptocurrency scam.
https://x.com/search?f=live&q=+"$desu"+filter:images
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:17:25 PM
No.280595347
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>>280595365
DESU!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:17:59 PM
No.280595365
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>>280595472
>>280595347
Why are you like this?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:21:32 PM
No.280595472
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>>280595680
>>280595365
Because it's funny. What, not got a sense of humor you deboned queer?
DESU!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:28:19 PM
No.280595680
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>>280595472
Oh, no, this isn't funny, not yet. The funny part comes later. You wanted to see the cult? You will.
Shouldn't have come here desu.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:22:59 PM
No.280597420
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:13:05 PM
No.280598844
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>>280601078
>>280594556
Oh fucking hell. I should've known this desu thread was going too slow for a reason; it also doesn;t make sense that this is on /a/. I wish I could delete my cosplay photos.
>cosplay faggotry
Those photos are from before this was even a thing. I genuinely like the show.
I hope those out-of-touch Twitter faggots coming to this thread know they are unwelcome barnacles.
>>280598844
PLEASE post the peach-pit event photos on the /cgl/ thread
PLEASE
THERE ARE ALMOST ZERO PHOTOS OF IT ANYWHERE ONLINE
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:08:05 PM
No.280602450
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>>280604145
>>280601078
>the /cgl/ thread
I don't see any Rozen Maiden threads there.
Learn to sage, dammit.
>>280602014
Fuck off.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:59:21 PM
No.280604145
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>>280604317
>>280601078
Dude, don't direct these faggots anywhere else. They'll come and shit up that board too. I saw your post and I'll try to get some in before the thread gets archived. But make sure to sage this garbage off the board.
>>280602450
Peach-pit had a special event at a recent convention. That's why you're seeing a good bit of cosplay as of recent. But fucking hell this twitter crypto shit ruins a lot of the fun for me.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:04:54 PM
No.280604317
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>>280604145
I know, but the anime expo thread on /cgl/ is dead, and I doubt any rozenfags lurk in there. Post them on jay.