Thread 280613159

Who can even defeat them?

>>280613159 (OP)
LEAVE THEM TO ME

I've seen enough. Put it in the chart.

imagine being manhandled by a slightly larger than average japanese jk

Why does blondie keep doing this? Is she a smelly hafu?

>>280613930
She's white, like Lily Baker.

>>280613286
I don't get the removals. Some of the shows left are better than the shows gone.

Who is dying?

>>280614005
>fat arms
You know who.

>>280613159 (OP)
I'm okay with the overall concept, but I'm finding this main cast just not very likable so far.

>>280614085
I like that they're cunty, though.

>>280613978
They're TOO good to be wabisabi

I love the slut

>>280614307
Yeah, exactly my point. How is Ange Vierge better than Eto Tama? How is High School Fleet better than Pleiades? How is Lapis Relight better than Symphogear? How is Tojimiko better than Moretsu Pirates? Also, Thunderbolt Fantasy and Samurai Flamenco are probably the best shows in the whole list.

>>280614383
Love her voice.

>>280614411
Haifuri is TOO shit to be wabisabi

>>280614439
OK, good point.

anyone else noticed that the lines are actually lip synched?

I don't get what's a wabisabi show.

>>280614767
A show that's flawed but fun.

>>280614307
>>280614904
What are you doing?
>>280614767
Is a show that was popular on /a/ and nowhere else, or just not that popular outside of /a/.

>>280614767
even if they're "objectively" a bit shit, the raw overwhelming fucking SOUL hard carries them

>>280614005
>Who is dying?
it's just a metaphor it didn't happen

Why is blonde such a slut?

>>280615466
She's the only smart one. The best way for them to survive is to attach themselves to a strong man from this era.

>>280615405
Pink was crying about someone in the flashforward opening scene.

>>280615754
But Suguri told them (s)he's weak

>>280615779
Meaning injured.

>>280613159 (OP)
>>280615644
Two threads died for this goddamn piece of shit?

>>280616380
silence dbspic

>>280613978
I posted my personal list by accident. The "removed" shows are just ones I've watched.

>>280616398
Just use Taiga to track your anime like a sane person

>>280613286
>>280616398
Okay but Revue Starlight, Flying Witch and Yama no Susume really are not wabi sabi. They're technically sound and reasonable conceptually. They're good and only enjoyed by /a/ but there's nothing unconventional or jank or retarded about them to appreciate

>>280616451
one of my favorite recurring seasonal gimmicks

>>280616528
I didn't create the list. I simply downloaded it then crossed shows out I had seen/as I watched them. I would argue Revue Starlight does go into wabi sabi though. It has that certain absurdity of soul. The other 2... Eh...

Is this the Kageki Shoujo of our generation?

>>280614767
they're green, pungent and spicy

>>280615772
it's just the PSTD from the sengoku war.
みんな大丈夫

I'm sorry but the scene when they beat the two bandits with bowling balls was the most epic moment of the year.

>>280616869
It's bullshit but I believe it.

>>280616736
>>280615772
Her parents are obviously dead and the whole bit with the two pins she always leaves up is related to them.

>>280616715
No, Kageki Shojo is actually good.

Why are bass players such bitches?

I don't know if is because my expectations were really low but I think this might be the AOTS.

>>280617227
you now remember how shiro was such a bitch to tina.

This show will for sure make it into this year's collage.

>>280617270
There's just something about the bass.

>>280617227
Not always.

>>280617318
Rupa broke down Subaru's door and made Nina pay for it.

>>280617343
Tomo's wife is hot so its fine.

>>280616889
How do you even bowl in a forest?

>>280617787
Very carefully.

>>280617293
>>280617318
>>280617343
>>280617389
Don't bastardize GBC and Bandori with your LWA-wannabe bullshit, you yuribait bastards

Ok so
>all the named characters from the past are actually their ancestors
>the bowling ball that got hit by lightning and caused the time slip is actually from the future
I guess we're going full time fuckery after all

She's such a simp.

Fatty's so going to die.

Suguri is such a miscast, if they wanted to do the reverse trap reveal they should at least hire a VA that can do a boy voice convincingly.

>>280617293
>>280617318
>>280617343
>>280617389
Don't bastardize GBC and Bandori with your LWA-wannabe bullshit, you yuribait bastards

>>280616528
>Pitting Revue and Yama with that self-insert bullshit Flying Witch
Fuck off

Can't you just leave this show alone?

>>280618906
Some people just really like latching onto shitty shows.

>>280618382
Is she going to become the fatty's ancestor?

>>280618929
Well here we are

>>280618936
Seems like it.

>>280617389
Cunt wife x cunt wife.

>>280616528
Faggots like you arguing about the list are the reason Anon stopped updating it.
Or he got himself banned for something stupid. More likely this really.

>>280619008
The list was retarded anyways.

>>280619036
It's when anons treated it seriously it stopped being fun.

>>280613286
>Bofuri
That 2nd season sucked

>>280618382
>Hetshit
Eeewww

>>280618929
But enough about Turkey

>>280619327
>But enough about Turkey
Yes, the post was about Turkey. Good job on completing first grade English reading comprehension, I guess.

>>280619337
Why so serious, faggot?

Turkey is good though, I'm very excited for next week to see where things are going here.

280619349
Now this is how a schizo speaks

>>280619327
So what do you think happened between her and Kosaka-kun?

>>280613159 (OP)
So how do they recharge the smartphone?

>>280620349
You just rub the balls really fast.

>>280613340
She's probably bigger and possibly stronger than the average Japanese man of that time period

https://x.com/TemmaYuuki/status/1945412243082088808

ED is done by the same guy who made the lesbian song for d4dj
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFjuH9JjP6c

>>280620349
Bet megane has a solar charger

>>280620599
>lesbian song for d4dj
So, all of them?

>>280613159 (OP)
What should these girls do to save Japan? Try to start the industrial revolution and make Japan a superpower by the 16th century? Convince the shogun or whoever to send ships to America and colonize it before the British can get there? Invading and conquering China and Korea is also a possibility but I think they're too strong for that at this point in history.

>>280621055
They'll introduce bowling.

>>280614767
Any show full of SOUL (eg. every yuri show)

>>280618382
"He's" so obviously a girl that you can't even call it surprise yuri.

>>280613159 (OP)
>Who can even defeat them?
Erni "Big Ern" McCraken?

>>280619485
>Now this is how a BOT speaks
Fixed

>>280618945
>Handholding yuri
This actually made me squee when I first saw this

I thought this was supposed to be about bowling.

>>280621416
It is. Bowling to the future.

I think every girl is going to learn something from their ancestor.
Suguri the crossdresser is going to help Sayuri accept her bigger and less feminine body.
Rina's ancestor wears a mask to signify the barriers Rina has put up towards her friends. At some point the ancestor is going to take her mask off and Rina will become a more open and welcoming person.

>>280619327
>Hetshit
there are 2 women in that picture you blind shitposting retard

>>280621416
it is

>>280621094
You're probably right. Crop rotation and sanitation are about the best future technologies we can hope for.

>>280620888
The other songs are all straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIZK_ojUMws
Nozomi (blonde slut) seiyuu is the one in the middle btw:
https://x.com/D4DJ_pj/status/1945441995515986173

>>280617293
It's the loser's instrument.

What do people use for toilet paper back in the warring states period?

>>280622304
leaves

>>280622345
>no toilet paper so have to wipe with leaves or sticks
>no sanitary napkins or tampons
>no laundry detergent so can't get their clothes clean
>drinking water is likely contaminated with parasites, cholera and other pathogens
it will be interesting to see how the girls overcome these challenges

>>280622582
same way they overcome them in Shuumatsu Train.
Suitcases.

>they keep saying "No Bushi" this episode
Turkey truly stand with D4DJ.

>>280622296
Umiri probably bowls too.

>>280614133
As like as they are properly punished with slaps and stuff then it’s fine

>>280622582
I think the only one that will particularly care is the vapid blonde.

Can they really be their ancestors when they're a doomed lineage? I guess they could've gotten raped.

>>280623352
all of them are born from the bowling balls

Can't wait for Oda Nobunaga to be defeated by a bowling ball.

>>280613286
yo where tf is estab life and momentary curry?

>>280613159 (OP)
only bowling for soup or THIS NIGGA can stop the Turkeys' invasion of Sengoku era Japan!

>>280624514
the chart only goes up to 2020 RETARD

>>280621055
They should teach the cute samurai guy/girl how to build a nuke, obviously.

>>280621094
But they already have bowling, somehow.

>>280622304
I’ll travel back in time so the turkeys can use me.

Wonder what /sp/ thinks about this show

>>280622835
Which turkey is lying about not being bushy?

>>280619662
So why are you such a retard?

>>280623032
These girls should be punished with spanks and stuff

>>280622296
>>280622848
Leave Umiri out of this LycoReco bullshit, asshole

>>280617227
Excuse me?

>>280625012
They really should and the cool part about an original series is it might happen and we don’t know yet so there’s hope

>>280625046
You heard me.

>>280625046
>>280625130
>Putting K-On in this fucking Hibikek-wannabe bowling shitstain
FUCK OFF

>>280625375
>>280625404
Does the blue one taste like a bitch?

>>280624658
THEN MAKE IT LONGER KUSO FOR BRAINS

>>280625046
Mio is a FUCKING loser.

>>280625498
You do it.

>>280617293
>>280617318
>>280618960
>>280617389
>>280625046
Don't bastardize GBC, Bandori, and other CGDCTs with your Hibikek/LWA-wannabe bullshit, you yuribait bastards

>>280625921
You sound like an idolfag. You should seek help.

>>280624802
Who the fuck cares?

>>280625404
>>280625375
Turkey-flavoured soda? Japan is truly ahead of times.

>>280626101
>Hetfag telling people to seek help
lol lmao

>>280625615
finally, something all of /a/ can agree on. Ah gomen, I meant- agree 'K-On'!

>>280625475
>one of the characters from the past taken back to the future
Will it be another Inuyasha where they find a way to travel back a forth? Or a one way trip back with them in tow?

>>280627625
Not happening.

Why are they a rock band in OP

>>280613286
>>280614767

>>280627764
Because rock bands are cool.

>>280627801
Birdie Wing was such a tragedy....
Meanwhile, World Dai Star never got the respect it deserves.

>>280627801
nice, momenary lily deserves a spot, not sure about maho shoujo magical destroyers FUWAAA

>>280627801
I honestly wouldn't say Ninkoro fits that much in the list. It is really good regardless.

>>280627916
World Dai Star was my second favorite anime in 2023. The latter half of the series was really good.

>>280628310
>literally me.png
You're a perverted baseball-loving loser?

>>280627801
Based on whoever picked the motivation ass slap seen from Mou Ippon. Its been awhile since we had a good judo anime.
Akiba maid wars is the most like this show so far were its hard to place its weird tone.

>>280627801
Pon no michi mentioned

>>280627916
Birdie Wing fucked up by starting absolutely batshit insane but becoming increasingly more normal with each passing episode.

>>280613159 (OP)
Who do they think they are?

>>280627801
This "wabi-sabi" is more like "shit nobody outside of /a/ liked, FEAT lots of cute girls mainly".

>>280630548
...yes

>>280630548
>lots of cute girls mainly
explain sam flam n bravern then

>>280630548
Banban vampire has cute guys

>>280630570
Whereas real wabi-sabi would be a narrower list, With stuff like adaptations of dead gachas, one-cour originals that failed to catch on to wide audience and such. Basically, "glistening tears lost in the rain" deal.
>>280630748
>>280630880
Mainly, not exclusively.

>>280613159 (OP)
Mormons renting out the entire bowling alley

>>280630880
>Banban vampire
Any biting in that show?

Yellow gets raped

>280632171
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

>>280632234
You don't have to reply to it, you know?

>280632234
>Retard and his shitty reading comprehension

>>280632283
>>280632416
>>280632171
meds, or enroll in primary english classes. pick one, now.

>>280627801
No Teibou? I consider that the benchmark example of edutainment CGDCT
Mug Cup sits at the other end of the spectrum as a top example of decent drama in CGDCT
Super Cub sits somewhere in the middle

>>280632782
"wabi-sabi" doesn't mean "edutaiment CGDCT"

>>280634388
Wabi-sabi doesn't mean anything. It's just a bullshit term people use for anime they like.

>>280613930
>>280613939
A toned-down gyaru archetype

>>280617787
How do you time travel 400 years backwards with a bowling ball in a thunderstorm?

>>280635232
Very carefully.

>>280632782
>Mug Cup
>Relevant piece of shit dad
>CGDCT
Fuck off falseflagger

>>280632782
>Mug Cup sits at the other end of the spectrum as a top example of decent drama in CGDCT
Mug Cup is a top example of a boring show with a shitty cast and a shit gimmick.

>>280635989
This. Fucking piece of shit dad ruined everything

>>280627801
>35% of the chart is filled with yurikino
>the rest is het trash boring shows

>>280636615
Shame that this show just had to be one of those het trash boring shows

>>280631997
Better than dying like the fatty.

>>280637431
>Shame that this show just had to be one of those het trash boring shows
Gave me a good laugh. Is this how you cope while being shot up in your favela, spic?

The samurai is clearly a girl.
>desperate to keep her chest guard secured.
>was even captured in the first place instead of outright killed
>was going to be offered as a gift to their lord

>>280638199
Don't forget about being easily manhandled.

>>280638199
They'd be just as eager to molest a young boy as a girl

>>280627801
Revengers erasure

>>280614005
Each of the respective sengoku girls from the OP will die to save their modern counterpart, none of the modern girls will die.

>>280625375
Nozomi's bottled pit sweat...

>oh they're using moden stuff like a speaker to try and spook the superstitious sengoku people their plan isn't as stupid as I was expe-
>bowling ball ninja trickshot
Hahaha nevermind then

>>280627801
Noirbros...

>>280613159 (OP)
These girls

>>280630548
>shit nobody outside of /a/ liked, FEAT lots of cute girls mainly
Kunoichi Tsubaki is missing then

>>280640505
Ponkotsu!

>>280621055
>Convince the shogun or whoever to send ships to America and colonize it before the British can get there?
Anon, by the Sengoku Jidai, Europe is well established in the Americas. Sure, they didn't have much presence in the California area. But establishing and maintaining trans-Pacific infrastructure would be prohibitively expensive. Not to mention that defending it from European/American encroachment in the future would basically be impossible.
It's far more productive to encourage the Shogun to conquer Korea and China. More specifically, advise him on how to counter those turtle ships Korea would produce so he could secure his supply lines

>>280627801
>Mou Ippon
Based. I thought I was the only person who still remembered them
>>280640505
Noir's anime isn't like the ones on the list. It's a genuinely great anime

>>280641646
I really liked Mou Ippon's OP, so I haven't forgotten it.
As for Noir, yeah, it was one of my favorites last year.

>>280641646
Mou Ippon mangaka handled the character designs for Turkey

>>280638199
>sengoku era nips
>not raping pretty boys

>>280642137
Exactly, Japan had a long, Greek-tier history of pederasty and shota rape

>>280627801
GET my GIRLS in there NOW

>>280642401
Look closer

>>280642401
No fat chicks

>>280642491
I don't know how you updated the image live in the thread but thank you

>>280641888
Oh really? Cool
So why aren't they all potatoes?

>>280642137
>>280642281

>>280642401
>>280642496
We love Azu here.

>>280643427
Azu vs Rina, who is the bigger bitch?

>>280613159 (OP)
>8 year olds, dude.

>>280643950
Forgot image.

>>280643562
Azu vs Sayuri, who has the bigger ass?

I just noticed their names are literally 1, 2, 3, & 5. Next episode should be about Nanase's ancestor if they're going in order.

>>280627801
didn't watch, borderline, yes, too high quality
didn't watch, didn't watch, didn't watch, yes
didn't watch, too high quality, too high quality, too high quality
didn't watch didn't watch yes didn't watch
borderline no yes too high quality
yes didn't watch too high quality yes
borderline, too high qulity, yes, didn't watch
too high quality didn't watch didn't watch, borderline
borderline, borderline, too high quality, too high quality
didn't watch, yes, didn't watch, yes
borderline, too high quality

>>280627801
>Acro Trip
>Dekiru Neko
>Henjin
>Mayonaka
>Kawaisugi
>Momentary Lily
>Ninkoro
>Shuumatsu
>Puniru
When are we going back to when anime was good? I miss these shows...

Turkey! is an anime about loss.

>>280641230
This show is het trash so it doesn't belong

>>280616889
Funniest shit this season

>>280644512
>Acro Trip
Het trash
>Dekiru Neko
surprise yuri
>Henjin
yuri. Source material is hardcore yuri
>Mayonaka
yuri
>Kawaisugi
Has males but is very yuri-coded
>Momentary Lily
yuri
>Ninkoro
yuri
>Shuumatsu
yuri
>Puniru

Guess what, anon? There's plenty of yuri shows airing this season. The fact that there's more yuri shows airing this season than hetshit and fujoshit ones combined means that we are in the golden age of anime.

>>280616889
I was expecting some magic to happen when she bowled. But, nope. It's actually just bowling
Also, the animation for this is weird in a way I struggle to describe

>>280644976
>>280645091
I can smell the diseased axe wound from these posts

>>280644961
It sure is.

>>280621143
>"He's" so obviously a girl
I honestly never thought of it until reading your post.

>>280645827
You need to open your th/u/rd eye, anon. Even "his" voice is really feminine (as "he" was voiced by a female).

How come that one predominantly female clan doesn't get overrun by big boys clan yet?

At that time small clan offering their daughters as concubines to warlord so that they won't steal and pillage the whole province.

>>280646418
If you watch the trailer, yes, that's the whole plot. The characters talk about how nobody in their family has freedom to choose their life, and the text narration says they're burdened with a terrible fate.

>>280616889
>Trains the various daimyo armies how to bowl and then unite Japan under a shogun
>Using large armies of trained bowlers, invade the mainland, defeat the Ming and Joseon armies and take over Korea and China
>Japan becomes a medieval superpower by bowling
Is this plan?

>>280642137
The history of kabuki always cracks me up too.

>After performances, women performers would offer sexual services for those who could afford it. Since fights would usually erupt among the young samurai patrons, shogunal authorities, who wanted to maintain order, banned women from performing on stage. Following this ban, Okuni replaced the women with boys in Kabuki performances. During the early seventeenth century, within a culture where pederasty was pervasive among samurai, her decision didn't significantly harm the theater's popularity. In fact, it may have even benefited Kabuki, as it caught the attention of the third shogun, Iemitsu, known for his interest in pederasty. He even arranged special performances. However, after Iemitsu's death in 1651 and with samurai now fighting for the attention of boys rather than girls, the shogunate imposed further restrictions, allowing only males over 15 to perform on stage.

>>280649829
Funny as fuck.

So what year is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdnZr31382Y

Maybe they just did drugs that day.

Okay I'm here for the whole show.

>>280638199
There are many proofs that she is girl but this anime, you can't be sure until it's confirmed

>>280613159 (OP)
me

How are the bowlers able to casually converse with the sengokus? If we went back to England in the 1400s we would barely understand English as it was spoken then. Shouldn't Sengoku era Japanese also be incomprehensible to modern Japanese speakers?

>>280653511
Middle English was ~1100 to ~1500 and is varying degrees of understandable to present-day English speakers dependent on Education level and the specific language used by the Middle English Speaker. Chaucer's Canterbury Tales is one prominent example of a particularly legible Middle English source that at least used to be read in its original text in American high schools. Old English is where the language becomes completely different. In regards to Japanese, I'm not particularly sure, but spoken Japanese should be comprehensible to JKs and the writing almost certainly undecipherable. That being said they're not really using historically accurate language in the anime anyways.

>>280653511
>>280653702
Adding to that japan went through several centuries of isolationism following the sengoku, versus english being notoriously eager to incorporate stuff from other languages. That and most sengoku stuff is set at the tail end of the sengoku period, so it's a bit more comparable to late 1500s english.

>>280653511
Just use Soregashi as your pronoun and add de gozaru instead of desu and you'll be fine.

>>280653786
You'll notice Nozomi did just that when she was flirting with Suguri.

>>280653702
>>280653748
Didn't Japanese change so little the sinologists used Japanese onyomi of Kanji to reconstruct Tang Dynasty Chinese pronunciations?

>>280646418
Time to dress like a warlord and collect a free wife…

>>280653511
Japanese didn't really change *that* much.
Japanes middle and high school students have to read thousand year old Japanese books in their original form as part of their Japanese classes.

Friendly reminder that the MC's parents are fucking dead.

>>280655731
Who killed them?

>>280656745
The blue bitch. They were in the way of achieving bowling greatness.

>>280655731
In the OP fire scene they're celebrating the MC's birthday, you can see a cake on the table.

>>280656965
It is actually her twin's birthday and her twin and parents died in the fire while she survives
the genius bowling little girl in the flashback is also actually her twin, which is why she is not as good in bowling

>>280655731
But anon, now that she's gone back in time she can step on one random insect that causes a chain reaction to keep her parents alive. It also kills one of her friends, hence the crying in the intro.

>>280657166
The show is either a full circle closed time travel situation, or they're going to change the past super hard into creating a whole new timeline and they're just gonna hope they didn't erase themselves too.

>>280613286
>>280627801
One thing that really bothers me is people conflating wabi-sabi with so-bad-it's-good.

Super Cub was wabi-sabi. Because it was the little show that could. It had a low production budget but overwhelming heart and tons of soul put into it. Samurai Flamenco is so-bad-it's-good. It's a retarded show that is entertaining because it is retarded. Pandora in the Crimson Shell is wabi-sabi, it's actually an incredibly compelling work of sci-fi that is typically disregarded because it looks like a digital animation nightmare despite being really, really, really good. Vatican Miracle Examiners is so-bad-it's-good, it's an hilarious anime because it is clear that the author cared more about drawing gay priests than the actual investigations.

Shows like Yama Musume, Gal & Dino, Revue Starlight, Flying Witch, Bofuri, etc. fit neither category. They're just normal shows. Even stuff like Thunderbolt Fantasy cannot be considered wabi-sabi just because it looks weird, that was an incredibly high effort production. In fact, shows like TF and Keijo!!!!!!!! are just campy, they're neither full wabi-sabi or so-bad-it's-good.

I genuinely have no idea who comes up with these lists.

>>280657802
>Vatican Miracle Examiners
That first arc with Hitler was wild.

>>280657211
They'll change things so MC-chan stops getting splits in the new present & they become a champion team

>>280657802
>Samurai Flamenco is so-bad-it's-good
speak for yourself, I see it as the little show that could. Constantly subverting my expectations, giving pearls of wisdom, and providing me with laughs throughout

>>280658089
I get what you're saying. There are much better examples of so-bad-it's-good than SamFlam because you can finish SamFlam and reach the unironic conclusion that it was a brilliant work of genius. But the wider perception is that it's a so-bad-it's-good show. Having said that, I appreciate the fact that you point it out and I even share your opinion on the SamFlam question.

>>280658187
>Having said that, I appreciate the fact that you point it out and I even share your opinion on the SamFlam question.
marry me

The first episode was terrible.
Good for them the second seems interesting and the premise is the classic trainwreck I don't want to miss.

>>280660876
This is trainkino.

Well this show jumped the shark quickly.

>>280661862
They ate the shark.

>>280664062
I expect, at least, another jump in the plot.
>>280657211
>>280657166
who said they are in "our" past?

>>280645956
>female seiyuus extensively voicing shotas
Even if the reverse trap theory is true this gets you 0 points

>>280622582
>cholera
Cholera is a very new disease spawned from the urbanization of india. It first emerged in the 19th century due to the accumulation of human filth in the ganges river and today most people from the subcontinent have been exposed to a variation of it and are resistant. Early
On when choerla first emerged a lot of indians died from it before they became resistant to it and acted as super spreaders of infected poo.

Cholera only became a dangerous disease when india began exporting people as a substitute for slave labor in the 19th century (coolies). Everywhere the coolies were sent a cholera would follow. British troops serving in india also brougt cholera to the rest of their empire.
Tl;dr
It didnt exist in feudal japan.

>>280622582
>expecting ultra realism in the time traveling magic bowling ball anime

>>280657802
>I genuinely have no idea who comes up with these lists.
Lord Chikuwa >>183999848

>>280665634
People want fetish related things addressed.