Thread 280683552

Monogatari boomers assemble and post the best girl right now.

best girl is clearly the anti-monogatari one

>>280683552 (OP)
Sure, here you go.

>>280683906
so outdated

>>280683552 (OP)
.

>>280683939
heh

>>280683965
lel

Not even a contest.

erotic

>>280683963
I wouldn't doubt it was made upwards of a decade ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.

>>280684906
she looks fat

>>280684919
Are you Irish by any chance?

>>280683761
on one hand fpbp.
on the other, not that impressive when it's so obvious.

>>280684132
Moms are cheating

>>280684906
>her normal photo
>>280684944
>her photo on instagram

>>280685002
I dig the normal one more though

Bee is the beest

>>280685038
Dumb, too tall

>>280685057
perfect

Yeah yeah, post yours for now anons. We all know this thread will end with Snek when her posters are awoken.

So the confirmed anime nerds are mostly Snake and Crab, with some Snail and super sentai Bee on the side? I forgot if Monkey had any references.

>>280683552 (OP)
Ougi and Math, but Kagenui deserves love too!

CRABCHADS WHERE WE AT

>>280686505
Nice ball control

>>280686638
underrated

'keehee

>>280686868
This is still very hot

It's Nadeko btw

>>280686961
Someone needs to tell this guy that there are tools to fill in those gaps. It does look kind of nice in a way though...

NADEKO DA YO

Superior Nadeko

>>280687600
literal god
>>280687719
idk, smelly neet or something

>>280683552 (OP)
You already did, but then again a thread can never have too many birbs.

>>280683552 (OP)
Boss of this gym.

>>280683552 (OP)
it's always going to be Hanekawa.

>t. Araragi

>>280688744
this egg? mine

>>280688744
I want to fertilize her egg if you catch my drift.

>>280688775
Begone, Catfag, you do not speak for Araragi-sama (PBUH)

>>280688612
Get out of that uhh jabroni outfit

>>280683857
>>280684192
Who would win in a dick sucking competition between these two?

>>280689089
Depends. How much crying do you want with your sucking?
I think generally it would be Bat for excellent handjobs and Snail for succ.

>>280689219
shouldn't bat be more adept at sucking considering her condition

>>280689251
Well this kind of sucking involves little actual sucking and it's more in the motions.

plain nerdy bitch + mental lingerie

>>280689302
>not having your dick vaccum sucked

To all Hatty Coodje haters

>>280688744
Why does she feel more inhuman and mysterious than a literal vampire though? Surely I'm not alone on this. Dunno about the novels, but the anime paints her as inhuman as they come.

>>280692142
Because she is the sus imposter

>>280691937
Ummm sweetie this is a minor coded character, this is very problematic and you are weird for liking this

>>280692285
I LOVE MINORS

>>280692431
I like more casual panty exposure. As in, it is just there, it is a view where you'd naturally see it.

>>280683552 (OP)
It's really no contest anymore

>>280693555
Imagine sticking it between her thighs

>>280692431
>>280692451
>>280692487
That's a kid you sick fuck! You are sick in the head

>>280693812
She is the sick fuck

>>280683761
>>280683841
I love them both

>>280693812
Lately, my desire to have sex with a child like Hachikuji has grown immensely

>>280694165
i like senjougahara but over time i've definitely grown less fond of her. she used to be #2 for me after sodachi but now i like hanekawa (perfection) and nadeko better. nadeko does why i like senjou better than senjou herself, her vulnerability.

>>280694426
To me Nadeko seemed quite mentally well and comfortable with her situation

>>280694540
Nadeko is a wicked pervert. Perfect for a secondary protagonist in Monogatari.

>>280694579
Would like to see another arc with her and doll after Sodachi gets something

Which gatari girl would be most happy to see you prejac?

>>280695136
Yotsugi
She'd rate it too

>>280695308
Can she get pregnant?

>>280695597
If you believe. She can eat just fine hinting at a working digestive system. No reason to believe she can't have a reanimated uterus.

>>280689472
>plain

>>280695787
Doll gets the least amount of fanservice and is still possible the most breedable character in the show
Maybe the fanservice is just everytime she's on the screen or talks

>>280683552 (OP)
I used to think it was Hachikuji but I've been rewatching the series and am finding myself increasingly partial to the spooky goast

>>280686228
Her legs and butt are so fat

>>280694540
That's a boy

>>280697669
She's a confident girl ready to solve her own and other people's problems

>>280697025
>Maybe the fanservice is just everytime she's on the screen or talks
It is, they are really good at teasing with her. She dresses the most modestly and hasn't gotten naked yet. But they make her so erotic by hinting at the delicious parts of her body. It is arousing to even see Yotsugi thighs because of how they conditioned the audience (especially with that Tsukimonogatari scene). It also makes it more exciting as they reveal more of her body. Zoku had her in tight pants with ass shots and the tease of her having the pants ripped off. Off and Monster season showed her full belly and most of her thighs after she got chopped up. Now with the new cour, we already are being teased with her in a dress that shows off a lot of her chest and back. Who knows what they'll do with that once animated. Yotsugi has the best fanservice.

>>280697869
You failed to mention how good her va is

Snail and Bat both licking and kissing on my shaft at the same time

yes

>>280698158
And verbally worshipping it

middle schools are the fucking best

>>280697939
That just goes for everyone in this series really

Monogatari is a butt series

>>280698403
They are all good impossible to pick a fav
I do have to say that math is just so right for me

Is Kanbaru's seiyuu doing Serie in Call of the Night?

>>280698472
Also tummy. Butt and hips are the same but tummy is when they all come together as different parts of a woman's body

so when is the new season coming out?

>>280684192
that's god

>>280697131
Ougi is the cultured choice

>>280698578
Anko Uguisu

>>280683552 (OP)
>Monogatari bloomers assemble

>>280692431
I love the twintails but hair down is so good too!

>>280699185
You just know it took a lot of willpower to not add nipple bumps

>>280683552 (OP)
>2010s anime boomers
This sounds like an oxymoron

>>280699227
Oh definitely

>>280692431
Hair down hachi coochie is fucking adorable.

>>280698710
>>280698871
Ougi and math both deserve their own arcs from their own perspective

>>280699298
I was 13 when I started pirating anime and Bake was definitely one of the first animes I took interest in

>>280699842
You were in Araragi's strike range

the greatest cunny of all time

>>280700121
Does she swallow?

>>280683906
fking hag fucker

>>280700139
blood cum whatever idt she cares much

>>280700048
How could I have resisted this at that age?

>>280701655
AI fags need to be killed
I fear this will be accepted as the norm

>>280701883
You should know who you're doing labour for

Inseminate

>>280692142
Because she isnt an human at all, anoncito

THERES LIKE 4 BIRB PICTURES IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING SHIT THREAD

Was it an animation production error when Araragi was drawn with incredibly vampiric appearance during Hanekawa's initial meeting in the first kizu film? It's really noticeable, one shot even calling attention to fangs he shouldn't have yet. I find it very strange when compared to all the shots of a lack of shadow the animators carefully considered.

Why did Kizu go overboard on the warm colors?

>>280703987
Red like blood. It isn't even a joke, as this is literally how artists make design decisions.

>>280685001
With their daughter's friend, right?

>>280703981
Now I want a schizophrenic theory about how Araragi actually gave himself vampirism through some oddity manifestation. Maybe it even conforms to Kiss-Shot's style once he gets bitten because the moment had such a profound influence on his mind.

>>280689251
Bat is skilled at pretty much everything that isn't talking to people.

>>280704210
Is she good at fighting games?

>>280701808
That's from 2019. Before AI could draw anything that coherent.

>>280704258
If she isn't she'd probably pick them up really quickly.

>>280704310
This is something that was uploaded and then posted here recently
I refuse to believe batfags have such shit taste

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

>>280703974
The most erotic female ever conceived of by man.

>>280703291
Then lay an egg

>>280704581
Sorry I can't find that panning shot of bird face and thighs

>>280698710
can we get some doll love

>>280705031
Her thighs should be plumper here

>>280704379
>picks non AI picture to bitch about AI in thread that has AI pictures

Anon is confused and upset that no one commissions him.

Donut Lover

>>280704063
He's out in the sun, just before Hanekawa even thinks to mention vampires, and it's not relevant to anything therein. Even if it's fun, I can't help but attribute it to nothingburger. Interesting though.

>>280693812
Look
She's developed breasts after multiple and repeated births!

>>280706584
Disgusting.

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

>>280706584
Mayoi PaiPai

I like monke the best.

>>280683552 (OP)
>>280683962
>>280688744
I want to FUCK Tsukihi

Posted the wrong pic.

>>280707301
Idk I like both.

>>280707301
>>280707244
Sawashiro is always relevant

>>280688744
>>280683552 (OP)
Good sibling sex evening

>>280701808
Here you go bro.

>>280684648
>>280684906
>>280686505
>>280687272
Gentlemen with refined taste

>>280707994
didnt she have canon sex with kyomi?

>>280708343
She rapes him so hard he vows to never sexually harass Hachikuji again (and if you think about it, the only times he does so after Nise are special occasions so he actually held up to it as far as we know).

>>280683841
Came here to post her.

This thread severely lacks snek feet.

>>280710054
And who do you think should fix it- me?

>>280710171
I want to bury my face in her sole.
Yes.

>>280700139
Only if it's a cream-filled donut

bee has always been the best

Monkey then Ougi and Math

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

I LOVE CHILDREN!

>>280711806
>testing her fellatio skills on your finger first
smart

>>280711696
Great taste! Monkey and doll have the most erotic eyebrows. Suruga was peak in nise

I hate how horny this brat makes me

>>280710054
What an oxymoron

>>280684944
Stupid sexy monkey

Do you think Crab talks about sex with Araragi with Kanbaru and giggling like idiots?

All of them are good, if you have preferences, it's because your taste in women is incredibly narrow and therefore shit, bordering homosexuality. Even homosexuals have wide range of preferences.

>>280713770
I'll be honest, I can't pick one either because they are all actually solid girls.
even Crab is cute in her own way and I'm sure she would make a good wife

>>280705031
You'll probably get a lot of Doll in the next season anon

Next announcement when

>>280713883
Interesting

>>280715338
September? Aniplex online fest

monkey wife

>>280716141
Her slit is hanging out

>>280713883
This thing will suck you off and convince you to kill it.

>>280707244
Sawashiro Miyuki is always best girl

>>280716248
I want to pull the bandaid off the haunted Shinobu plushie

>>280707994
I shall add monkeystrip to my collection

>>280683552 (OP)
I dropped it, because rararagi refuses to fuck the girls though

>>280716956
He has sex with Shinobu multiple times on camera

>>280716989
facts

Nobu tops

>>280717308
>bat will never sit on you when you're doing a bridge

>>280717365
Just find your own Shinobooby

>>280717574
but 3d is pd

>>280717636
I wonder if there is a way to lose depth perception...

There’s a plush for every Monogatari character.

>>280717831
This thing will beat you up and show you her underwear.

>>280713770
all the girls are good but some are better

>>280717831
cute

>>280717831
>>280718330
I want to see plushie monkie's spats

>>280718330
I reckon she’d get along with my Donkey Kong plush.

There’s even a plush of Meme.

>>280717673
you sorta lose depth perception when you cover one eye

What would you do if you were surrounded by a gaggle of topless Nadekos?

>>280718595
rape

>>280718595
Lick their buds

>>280718988
I do not like this snail, her smug aura mocks me.

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

>>280718767
>pantsu under spats
not my monkey

>>280719813
This is a confusion a Japanese could actually easily have.

>>280719857
Vplfags are demonic

Sex with Yotsugi

what did Nadeko mean by this

>>280722487
The dogs are out

>>280722836
does she know that her son is fucking her daughters

>>280722947
She's be disappointed in him if he didn't .

>>280713677
I'd oxymoron all over her soles.

>>280683965
Fuck I need to start these games already

>>280683552 (OP)
all of the girls are best girls

>>280723097
Lately I've had an unquenchable need to put a cute girls feet in my mouth

>>280724967
Same, man.
Same.

>>280724030
The birdbath destroyed me

>>280724967
How does this not hurt her butt? Unless it did and she just liked it.

>>280724967
>>280725105

>>280725988
Please stomp my face with your barefoot soles, Nobu-sama.

>>280726135
I wonder if the zeppelin in Araragi's room is a free asset.

>>280726396
That many Shinobus makes me jealous

>>280726135
Should an imouto have a butt that big?

>>280726568
yes

>>280726652
She really can't complain when she's begging for it so badly

she's the type of woman to suck you off in a public restroom

>>280726568
>Should an imouto have a butt that big?

How else are they supposed to entice the brother?

>>280726759
Interesting point. Perhaps their tummies, legs, or chests?

>>280726815
Karen has a great ass

>>280728038
The tombutt of a tomboy

There are genuinely not enough hours in the day for me to fap to monogatari as much as I want to. I'll post in a monogatari thread, fap, come back to the thread and within 5 minutes I want to fap again except my dick hurts from overuse. It's insane

>>280728523
Just as Shaft intended

Karen on my face, Kanbaru on my cock

>>280728752
Would it be realistic for Tsukihi to sit on my cock while resting her feet on my face?

>>280728523
You gotta map it out. Make a schedule.
Which gataris are your favorites?

>>280728752
high-quality tomboy enjoyer

>>280729130
>Which gataris are your favorites?
Hachikuji, Tsukihi, and Nadeko

>>280729340
Good taste!

>>280729355
Imagine cumming all over her feet while she gives you that look.

>>280729355
FUCK I need those feet

>>280724967
>>280729355
>>280729340
>>280729503
I was never really a foot guy, but whew

>>280685001
Moms without a pudgy belly are not moms.

>>280729380
>>280729503
>>280729603
animated wigglers

>>280729751
Yotsugi Vision™

>>280729807
What sorts of things has this doll witnessed?

>>280729956
The regular post bath "play" wrestles between the sisters that quickly devolve into something else.

>>280730145
Such a close and tight bond between these sisters

>>280730249
Such close and tight butts

>>280683761
to be fair, gatari is packed.
but in the end there can be only one.

>>280683552 (OP)
good

MTBB is out

I wonder how often Maaya Sakamoto gets asked about Monogatari.

diddygatari goes insanely hard

>>280734689
Cool

>>280734738
It is peak fr

>>280683841
>Araragi I hate you because you couldn't read my mind when we were pre-teens
This is the ENTIRE foundation of this character. Fuck this woman

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

>>280736523
>I hate you because you couldn't read my mind
That's just women

>>280736523
She wished he fucked her back then

>>280736637
Exactly.

>>280736523
most realistic woman in all of fiction

>>280738001
Japanese boys want this.

>>280685001
>those nipples
Is this edited or did Monogatari become even hornier since I stopped watching?

>>280738244
It did become a lot hornier but that is just a really good AI.

Why is Cat so unpopular in the west?

Monkey > Bat > Snail > Doll > Sleeves > Crab > Cat > Snake > Bee > Bird

>>280738422
I just find her unpleasant

>>280729130
I'm not sure I would trust my sisters around this monkey desu.

>>280738732
Kissu shot.

>>280738763
I would sell my sisters to the basketball team with my price being that I get to watch whatever happens to them

>>280738763
You shouldn't

>>280738799
This anon gets it

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

>>280692285
>>280693812
Out of ten!

Which Monogatari girl would you pump and dump for maximum seethe on their part?

>>280739222
Nadeko and Tsukihi. What's the worst that could happen?

>>280739222
Giving pre-shirou Hanekawa my baby to raise and her being completely fine with it!

>>280739222
Hitagi.

>>280683871
Thank you spooky ougi.
*leaves the thread*

>>280739222
Karen.

How would each girl react to getting broken up with?

Guys, I love Ougi.

>>280739286
Based.

>>280734689
>no commentary tracks
what gives?

>>280741663
Either way there are no subs for them yet.

>>280739948
She's great

>>280743087
based devil enjoyer

>>280743232
I wanted to translate nademonogatari commentary from the audio. Or do we have the Japanese subtitle files this time?

>>280741507
It would be funny to see a print bandaid on her

>>280744084
I don't think so.
The fans just haven't payed for a translation yet because we might get one with the english release of the BDs in the future.

>>280738422
west*ids are just low tier
Cat is almost perfect

>>280738422
pretty sure it's literally just this board that hates her

>>280683906
exact the opposite

>>280745679
Lewd outfit that essentially has underwear hanging out

>>280744609
I don't know if I would last even 30 seconds with those....

Its over for me guys i think i'm developing an adult woman fetish.

>>280746280
Don't do it anon!
Return!

>>280745679
tfw no gaggle of Nadekos to laugh at you

>>280748197
I would get them all pregnant
It would be problem

>>280749343
A whole litter of little Nadekos
At least a dozen

>>280748197
The watermark disturbs me every time

>>280748197
>>280749343
>>280749593
We need more Nadekos. A hundred, maybe more.

>>280749593
I will plap them all

>>280749707
Someone more talented than me should clean it up

>>280749714
>>280749813
That's going to be a lot of plapping

>>280683552 (OP)
But you already did.

>>280683841
Second best.

>>280683841
>>280750117
Sodachi is made for the gentlest hugs

I had a dream once that Kanbaru turned into a full blown monkey kemono and gave me a handjob with her prehensile feet.

Thicknobu

>>280750791
Cute nobu pit

>>280750252
Math TUMMY

>>280750917
Even more gentle kisses and raspberries

Bat in lap!

>>280750966
I want to give make her feel good and kiss her belly

>>280751083
Kabuki really should've been longer. I hope to someday see them redo it.

>>280751083
In Bat lap.

what Monogatari needs is another non-loli flattie.

>>280751563
Yes

>>280751563
Tallflats are so good

>>280751563
Given Watanabe's style, she'd probably still end up loliesque

>>280751776
Based.

>>280751563
Monogatari needs Olive Oyl.

Snake>Bird>Bee>Monkey>Snail>Math>Bat>Cat>Crab

Shinobu gets knocked up to third place in her hag form, her milf voice is just superb

>>280752887
Not pictured:
Doll>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>280752887
where's spooky?

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

>>280753108
Had to go back to elementary school

>>280753408
itty bitty tiny spook

>>280753408
NUT

>>280753460
Araragi no

>>280753408
Ougi's va is the best

>>280753460
It is funny how Japanese view their own bullet trains in the same way we view them from the west.

>>280753589
Indeed.

>>280753787
>hahahahaa

>>280753408
too erotic spoiler it next time..

>>280753864
>The unidentified body stare

>>280752887
Nadeko is literally the worst.

>>280755747
Nade is good

Why is Nade so polarizing?

>>280756159
Snake sph...

>>280756159
Some people have shit taste and can't accept how sexy short hair can be

Nadeko is evil, she makes Hanekawa look like a nun.

I really hope the Yotsugi eye scene is as graphic as possible

>>280756159
Not everyone can appreciate a nice take on a yandere. People also fail to relate to her because she filters normies and nerds by being the rare case who happens to be too cool/good looking to fit in with the nerds and too awkward to hang around with the popular kids, making her really closed off.
She's the character that truly sits at the peaks of the Dunning Kruger curve.

If I’ve learned anything from years of posting in Monogatari threads, it’s that Catfags are the pettiest and most deranged waifufags out there.

>>280758011
Crabfags are pretty bad too

>>280757174
what happens?

>>280683552 (OP)
there are no monogatari boomers left, it's a all newfags

>>280728237
man, that cunt is smooth as fuck

>>280759086
I'm still here

decent voiceacting https://youtu.be/Q_RMtlcdwKE?si=SvO8gpIQfuTg-Vd1

>>280758941
She pulls it out, I want to see the Doll socket

>>280759086
I watched the original airing of Bake with /a/ and my love for Kanbaru has only grown greater

Platinum Disco is a banger desu.

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

>>280761148
I like how she becomes audibly tired in the second half of the long version. It feels very fitting of both Tsukihi and the feel of the song. I think she specifically gets tired after a part where she is echoing her voice and yelling. It is very humorous, like she is doing karaoke before bed or something. The sudden upbeat cutesy singing also has nice contrast with all of the crazy stuff that goes on in that arc. Shaft is really great with choosing fitting songs and story telling. I can't wait to hear all of the songs in the new cour (especially since we are getting Karen and solo Yotsugi again).

The most underrated OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlIoetj3KBU

>>280759086
Watched Bake when it aired in 2009.
Oh no I'm old.

I wonder who the youngest person to ever be a Monogatari fan is. Now I remember an image someone posted once of a JC with Monogatari posters.

>>280756607
based
I love short hair

>>280756607
>>280762853
Nadeko's hair is deliberately meant to look bad here because she cuts it herself.

>>280761148
>>280762232
>tried it back middle school
>no idea what's going on
>try again a month ago
>obsessed with bake, kizu and nise
Checks out more or less. I mean I cant coom to the same girls for 16 years but good on those who do.

>>280756607
>>280762853
That's a boy.

Why did Crab never warm up to the idea of a menage a trois with Cat? She's not jealous at all and even seems to like her quite a bit both as a person and as a, uh, partner.

>>280763217
>She's not jealous at all
Crab was terrified. Just because she likes and respects Cat doesn't mean she's open to sweden fuckery.

>>280763217
She did warm up to it. Hanekawa is a retard who imagines issues.

>>280761110
My own clone.
>>280753408
The type of brat you leave home alone because they seem mature and they mess it up beyond recognition.

>>280763217
She probably was spooked by the idea but had far too much trust in both Cat and Rararagi as people to ever really worry about it.

Plus Cat would never agree to it. She needs all of him or she doesn't want him at all.

Araragi probably masturbates to the idea quite a bit but again, he knows better than to betray Crab's trust or to undo two entire arcs of character development for Cat.

>>280763557
That said, it's probably Araragi's most frequent fantasy

>>280763723
>>280763557
>>280763217
I kinda forgot. What reason did Crab have to like and trust Cat? That might sound mean but I don't think they knew each other that well beforehand and "well, she's really hot and smart" isn't really a sufficient enough reason for a woman to be positively inclined towards another woman, especially when that woman is her romantic achilles heel when it comes to vampire boy.

>>280762674
I'll go with her
https://files.catbox.moe/uhza77.mp4

>>280763849
Probably started off as curiosity for the individual her partner seems to always be praising. Went on slowly getting closer to both form her own opinion and assert some kind of control by not being completely ignorant. Ended up liking her as a person as well and considered her a friend.
A lot of hanging out between characters other than Koyomi is rarely shown. A criminal one is between Crab and Monkey, especially during Nise where it's mentioned that Cat was a terrible influence when they started spending time together and Monkey became even more openly perverted.

>>280764109
Crab was a terrible influence*

>>280736523
>Araragi I hate you because you couldn't read my mind when we were pre-teens
She knows she's wrong, she even tells Araragi that she hates him because she needs a villain to blame, for all the bad things that happened to her, she's nothing like the average woman, Sodachi at least admits to be wrong in front of Araragi.

We need sad arcs like Kizu again desu.

>>280763988
I was going to say this wasn't an actual JS because of how big she is compared to the surroundings. But her limbs are pretty thin and Japanese do have a thing for low doorways (and small homes in general). Very cute regardless, you can tell she felt super happy to be Mayoi for those moments.

>>280764272
Roblox Nadeko

>>280764173
Kizu is a comedy and action arc that Araragi even compares to superpowered high school battle series, it just has a pensive beginning and end

>>280731542
you mean the one that will outlive them all?

>>280764750
It is why Shinobu has developed a Buddhalike mindset and sleeps/enjoys media most of her time. She just has to wait a little bit more and he'll uphold his end of the bargain and live the vampiric life with her. She can already get sex whenever she wants too so they are pretty much already together.

I prefer post-haircut Hanekawa visually by a lot. The white stripes look awful, though, those were horrible design choices. She should have kept the normal look.

>>280763988
Mayoi for real...

>>280765719
I love the short hair and the stripes, they look great and finally reveal the "true" Hanekawa

Licking Ougi's chest

>>280767009
but anon you don't know if spook is a boy or a girl

>>280767219
I'll be able to tell by the flavor

Does Nadeko have pubes?

>>280768923
She medusa down there.

>>280768923
>>280769275
>Nadeko's snake pubes
Ah, yes, the return of the fear-boner

>>280769021
Everybody was kung-foo fighting

>>280768923
She used to cut them into shapes she thought Araragi would like.

>>280769706
I still think Nadeko has the most stylish Chinese outfit

>>280771555
Best girl confirmed

>at work manipulating land survey data to instruct governmental aid policies
>glance across the open space to look at coworkers' screens
>eyes land on Tsukihi crawling around in her kimono
>no stop Rachid don't watch this one at work
>Rachid no jesus

>>280772250
there is a shocking amount of people who will just watch anime on shared work computers

>>280772250
He obviously didn't have an eye trained enough to spot the bandaid in Bake.

>>280683552 (OP)
Princess form of Bat is the best girl. She'd give me the courage to kill myself.

>>280773168
I wonder if she actually looked like 8nobu at 8 minus the fangs and pointed ears.

>>280773168
DISGUSTANG

So even after this new season ends we will still be expecting a part 3 correct?

This guy slaps your ass and chides you for sending a girl alone at his abandoned cram school. What do?

>>280764688
>comedy
It's a (nearly) hellish spring break, a vampire story that ends badly that he initially doesn't want to tell to anyone. All of this is said by him throughout the story.

>>280774375
>vlcsnap

>>280774375
Disregard my gf and beg him to teach me about oddities

>>280775089
Yo Araragi, i never told you about blacks did i? Not a strong kind of aberration until they gather in one place. It only takes two or three of them to become a problem.
When someone eats a slice of watermelon during a summer evening then he might encounter a black aberration and he'll be cursed the moment he sees it. If he hears things like "ay disnigga gat koolaid" outside of his window then he's definitely cursed by blacks.
Go scatter chicken wings around your classmate's house, wait until i get there, then we'll burn a cross. I'm counting on you Araragi.

>>280775079
This damn snake... is judging me as an anon...

>>280772250
tsukihi YES

>>280772250
Couldn't be me. Very proud of Rachid for being comfortable enough to engage in self destructive behaviour like that.

>>280683871
thank you spooky ougi

>>280777126
>frieren screenshot saved on desktop

>>280775224
Koyomi vamp?
Koyomi BLACKED

Raising Shinobu on a semen only diet

I dress like Meme is that a problem?

Ahh Monogatari, I remember when I bought the first and second season box sets, read everything in 2 weeks and then returned it all because I was a cheapo. Probably shouldn’t have consumed the books and the BD at the same time
It’s been months since then and I’ve barely finished Tsuki

>>280778589
It is the only way

>>280755917
>>280756159
she's the worst, but that makes the story better.

>>280780634
Until she gets short hair, then she is the best

>>280781437
Turn around, I just want to check the cheeks

>>280781437
its easy since they're asian
you fuck them and the ones that turn limp like dead fish in bed are female

>>280781437
sex with bougi

>>280688775
Facts.

>>280738422
those are just pedoshitters

kizu's Hanekawa is the first time I've had a full blown crush on a fictional character.

>>280775079
What's the best one these days?
I seem to always have vlc even as a secondary player in order to be able to open netword streams.

>>280782648
VLC is one of the best. Get a seedbox that supports network streams (I use Torbox, you just copy the link) and you’re set

>>280782648
Mpv on phone

Uh oh

>>280783818
Consider your next move very carefully Sengoku!

>>280784021
Coochienawa-san

>>280784021
Great art
I like seeing butts in casual fashion

>>280784021
I want her do dom me so bad, /a/.
So fucking bad.
You have no idea how bad.

>>280784396
Kaiki was so lucky he got to plap this everyday for a month

>>280784396
Imagine a girl so powerful she can confidently walk around nude. She can bare her cute butt without care as she knows the power she has is more than any man.

>>280782203
Understandable.

best girl of best girls

>>280785748
I hate how a lot of fan artists make her a lot more well endowed than she is officially. It is a part of her character that she is thin and has a round yet small pair of tits and butt. Araragi liked her specifically because she looked weak enough for him to feel she was his level and because she can convincingly dress as a loli.

>>280786378
Put on the backpack gahara san.

>>280786378
Thats a problem with most fan art, but as far as the pic in question goes I feel it was pretty on point.

>>280689089
Snail has sharp teeth

>>280692142
Women aren’t human

>>280788967
Who's toes are those

>>280789622
Open the gif and you’ll see

>>280789877
Senjougyatthara

>>280789877
Beautiful

>>280789877
This is regularly done to Shinobu too so it doesn't mean much

>>280788967
Requesting monke feet

so are the novels done? have crab and koyomi had a kid yet or is nisio avoiding that altogether because of his abilities? what about the other heroines and their futures?

>>280791050
Every girl has had a kid with koyomi and their forming an oddity hunting team to further the incest between all of them.

>>280791787
Would be based so it can't be true because ni*ioisin writes this shit

>>280791050
Not done no.
Currently waiting on the second novel in Family Season in October I think.

>>280792150
Which will be a Yotsugi prequel about how she was made.

>>280792205
>more prequels
Nisio is not letting his cash cow go

>>280792358
The scene where Yotsugi's doll pocket is meticulously taped back together will make him super rich.

>>280793640
I swear the soap rolls off her nipple

>>280792150
>Not done no.
hes such a hack. he has no idea how to end it. koyomi wants to die besides bat but it would piss off crab fans since shes his wife

>>280793913
I don't think crab fans exist

>>280791050
>have crab and koyomi had a kid yet
they adopted shinobu as their kid

>>280794177
Imagine the threesome

>>280794177
I'm not sure it actually confirms if that even ends up happening. It ends with Araragi and Hitagi having to go separately into hiding. Which, while making Araragi's struggles through the book pointless, also solved the issue for Shinobu since they all took up fake names. Now there are probably a few documents referring to her as a little girl in an FBI building somewhere so she is cemented as one, delaying her vamping out.

>>280794030
crab is basically the most popular heroine right after bat. isn't it bat > crab > cat? snail should be pretty popular as well

>>280780726
That's still a boy!

>>280794669
I think Hachikuji does have quite a bit of influence. There's that one Senran girl for instance that is essentially Mayoi.

>>280793640
>>280793805
Is it legal to touch your imouto like that?
Because wew

>>280795058
The soap means it technically doesn't count

>>280795397
Good thing too, otherwise this would get really lewd.

>>280795397
Does toothpaste have the same effect?

>>280775079
the last time someone complained about VLC in a monogatari thread, he also didn't know what 'please be gentle with me tonight' meant

>>280795954
Kek, you just reminded me of that
“Walk me home gently” lolollll

>>280795941
Yes
Helping your imouto like brushing her teeth also nullifies all other touches as you probably need to get a grip in order to help her.

>>280795954
Why would anyone debate the meaning of a translation that probably makes most shit up anyway?

>>280796496
Nothing wrong with the translation, there is just some anons that have a habit of intepreting things in the dumbest way possible.

last for crab!!!!

>>280773785
Yes, and a part after that. If they are adapting everything then OMS have to be 50 episodes long in total.