Chapter 5: Yon is a Weird Cat

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>>280727764

>>280761766
the spiral...

>>280761879
c'mon Tigers, let's score some fucking runs

Done. Your mind plays tricks on you.
Are you getting enough sleep, anon?
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEYzkKJm1WY

>>280761920
Yeah, more than I need in fact. Thanks for posting.

>>280761766
Not again

>>280761790
uhhhhhhhh snip and enhance this panel please
thanks

>>280761844
Why does Ito depict himself as such a creature

>>280761766
>aaaarrrrgh is that a slug?!
>save me, Yon!

>>280761897
What the fuck is this expression meant to convey

>>280761920
What the fuck compelled him to draw this
Anyway thanks OP
I have to get up very early tomorrow and yet here I am
Nice song btw

>>280762130
Why, anon, didn't you know? The tsuchinoko are everywhere.

>>280761812
>"Well, la-dee-dah..."
I'm sorry, I believe in good grooming.

>>280762084
which panel
what do you mean by enhance

>>280762171
>"I own you, Ito"

>>280762084
don't fuck the cat, anon

>>280761920
What are you fucking doing, Horror Mangaka?
Thank you, OP

where's my nigga mo?

>>280762234
We should make a club to find them then

>>280762292
>Yeah, that's CITY: The Animation anon.

>>280762410
Taken by the spiral

>>280761920
I don't know what to think about this ending.

>Ito

>>280762171
A cat flashing its belly is a sign of trust. It's an invite for attention.

>>280762234
I'm more of a Melancholia tsuchinoko kind of guy

>>280761862
Do cats really?

>>280761766
slugs live rent-free in ito's mind

>>280762272
the yawn of course
>>280762366
excuse me

>>280761920
How come the manga just completely forgets about Yon's shapeshifting abilities later on in the tournament arc?
>Are you getting enough sleep, anon?
Let's not talk about this.

>>280761766
a-again?

>>280763247
dozo

>>280761829
tsuchinoko...

>>280761862
classic cat behaviour, non-non would never.

>>280761766
Horror mangaka.

>>280761920
kek. thanks op.

>>280762603
My cats have never done this, one used to do it when we were playing but then he would regulate the force so as not to hurt.

>>280761897

>>280761920
>Are you getting enough sleep, anon?
I get 6 hours or less, even if I go to bed early. It's horrible.

>>280763340
tybg

>>280762410
Moncrivello

>>280763934
This. A lot of people overreact to cat bites thinking that they're hostile.
My cat bites for about a second and starts licking right after when I don't pull my hand away.

>>280761920
I'm currently following 7 storytimes.
Take a wild guess.

>>280761920
Thanks OP
>Are you getting enough sleep, anon?
5 or 6 hours, I am currently feeling very sleepy but I won't go to bed for another 3 hours

>>280763340
Aggressively yawning

>>280761766
if i had one cent everytime some character turned into a snail in an Ito manga, i would have 3 cents...

>>280762171
"Pet me, otherwise-useless human"

>>280761920
Thanks, anonsito.

>>280761920
I try to get enough sleep.

>>280762410
Where Tomie fears to look

>>280762171
rub my belly so I can bite you

>>280762410
In this manga bro

>>280761920
L-lewd

>>280761920
Thanks anon
>Are you getting enough sleep, anon?
About 6 to 7 hours which is good enough for me

>>280761844
tsuchinoko nose
tsuchinose

>>280762171
"pet me or die"

>>280761920
No, something always wants to keep me awake. I sympathise with the guy in this because I hallucinate hard when I'm sleepy too.

>>280761844
his wife looks normal here
>>280761879
why is Yon watching baseball?

>>280769502
The tv probably just so happened to be on and airing a game
Yon was watching because
>movement
My cat does the same thing

>>280761920
I sleep about 5 hours a day and feel like a god. Immediately went running with my dog then went to the gym and broke my deadlift strapless PR of 7x160kg. Feels great on a lazy sunday.

>>280769502
He bet money on the game

>>280766718
Tomie fears the ToMo

>>280761920
This is by far the most disturbing page in Ito’s catalogue.

>>280762603
only when he was lying like a baby on my lap and i would mess with him by putting my hand on his belly.

>>280762171
yaranaika?

Why are all of Ito's anime adaptations so bad anyway

>>280773271
because the anime industry is a soulless money grubbing shitshow

>>280761812
>that 1st panel
what a naughty cat.

>>280773271
Horror requires great art and the animation industry is trying to avoid paying for that.

>>280773271
Usually done for a quick buck, not as passion projects.

>>280768411
I would survive that, I'm just built different

>>280778546
You're a cosmic horror inhabitant of Remina? How's the TV over there?

>>280761920
My cat does this but only with me.

>>280778644
It's just the last three episodes of toonamis Uzamaki on loop

>>280763408
nom nom definitely would.

>>280761920
My sleep schedule is a complete trainwreck, sometimes I sleep 7 hours, sometimes 10 or more. Sometimes I go to sleep at 10pm, 12pm, 1am and so on until like 4-5 in the morning. I don't think there's a single hour of the day that I haven't gone to sleep to at least once, or woke up once. And I mean long sleeps, not naps.

>>280761862
Its actually a lot worse when they're young and their teeth are way more narrow and needle-like, so I can empathise here.

>>280761766
YAMERO

>>280778644
They just started airing The Game: You Just Lost It

>>280783703
You think you're so clever huh you little bitch?

>>280761790
Yon yawn.

>>280761920
Thank you for posting.

>>280773271
Ito's in an awkward place because he's internationally renowned enough for adaptations to be a no-brainer, but he works in a genre that's really really niche in anime. If you want to make a fantasy-action show you just take your pick from hundreds of sponsors and dozens of different studios. If you want to make a horror anime you're stuck trying to get sponsors on board for an unpopular genre, which limits your budget, and have to deal with studios that aren't eager to work on it and aren't experienced with the genre, which just means that budget has to work even harder.

SOON

SPOON

It's over...

Where the FUCK is OP

>>280794080
Opopeo

Chapter 6: Yon's Great Escape

>>280794979
penis cat

>>280794938
There's something hilarious about that last panel, don't know why

Photo Gallery

Done. The feline craves immurement.
Have you ever lost a pet?
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkXo68AJ_xM

>>280795080
>>280795093
cute kots. Thanks, OP. Nope.

>>280795048
It's that not finding a body is a good thing. The comedy mangaka is letting his horror side leap out.

>>280795080
This cat really looks cursed.

>>280795080
huh

>>280795115
I think it's more about Ito's lilliputian rendition and how the highway is portrayed as super high fast incomprehensible speed

>>280795056
Ready to consume fresh food!

>>280795093
thanks, OP. I technically did, but she apparently had been sitting just outside the door for however long she had been out

>>280795080
cursed indeed

>>280794938
kek
>>280795012
what a stubborn fucker.
>>280795093
thanks op.

>>280795080
Spooky kitty.

>>280795093
Thanks OP
>Have you ever lost a pet?
Yeah, but he came back in the morning.

>>280795093

>>280795895
>identical
Needs to get his eyes checked.

>>280795012
>>280795034
>>280795056
I like how he looks not only normal, but absolutely delightful

>>280795093
Thanks OP. Yons back markings are pretty creepy but he has a surprisingly normal face. I've never lost a pet but it remains a fear of mine

>>280795080
Yon... is real???

Reading this while Nyaight of the Living Cat is airing this season is just perfect.

>>280795034
Yon looks spooked.
>>280795048
Because usually a dead body is found around this time in his stories

>>280795938
They are almost the same

>>280795093
Thanks OP
>Have you ever lost a pet?
A couple

>>280795056
LOL at their faces

>>280794916
>>280794938
>>280794956
Thought Ito lived more in the city center

>>280796571
Same energy.

>>280795093
Thanks, anonsito.

>>280795080
to think such a monster walks under the same sun as me

>>280796634
Lots O' crops!

>>280795012
>BANG BANG BANG
>CAM ON YON
>BANG BANG BANG
>GET THE FACK OUT

>>280795093
Thanks anon
>Have you ever lost a pet?
My dog ran away once, the fucker came back one hour later

>>280796593
>It was like he was looking at walking gatbage

>>280795056
Horror mangaka

>>280795080
so he really has that screaming face mark on his back, AND he actually suckles on fingers

>>280798584
Its been over a decade, i dont think Yons with us anymore.

>>280796750
Almost is not identical. That's HIS cat, he should know the difference.

>>280794916
If I had a farthing and two tuppance for every missing window lock...

>>280794956
>"Rercome to the rice fiers muthatrucka!"

>>280795056
Ito lookin hungry as fuck here

>>280795093
I can neither confirm nor deny

>>280795093
Thank you for posting.

Is this the thread?

>>280761725 (OP)
LET'S GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>280805269
Such graceful creatures

>>280799347
>walking catbage

>>280803182
Yons will outlive all of us

>>280803182
Indoor cats can live a very long time
My last childhood cat bought the farm at 21

>>280795056
I laughed like a maniac for full 3 minutes

>>280762171
You have been chosen. Pet me, slave
meow

>>280805562
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTO

>>280794938
Friendly reminder, letting cats go outside freely is a terrible idea. Lots of things can kill cats. Cars, fighting other cats, dogs, birds of prey. Likewise domesticated cats are an absolute menace to the local ecology wiping out literally billions of wild birds each year.

>>280808486
Ghosto?

>>280805562
>>280808486
>>280809480

>>280794956
Mrs. Ito sure loves those stripey trousers

>>280794992
Looks like a premonition of death

>>280795093
Thanks OP
Lost lost, no. Died, yes

>>280795080
>>280795093
Fun fact, one of Ito's inspirations, Lovecraft, was a cat lover too.

>>280814886
That's neat! I wonder what his cats names were

Ok, I know the MC from Rats in the Walls had a cat named Niggerman, but was Lovecraft's irl cat named that, too?

>>280815646
Yes, his father named it iirc

>>280795093
My dumbass cat hid under our shed for three days, and we had to lure her out with wet food and a cage trap.

>>280815903
It was a relatively common thing back then for black pets, the Dambusters even had a dog named Nigger
I can't imagine it's done out of pure malice for blacks though (Lovecraft notwithstanding), I wouldn't have a dog called dumbfuck or some stupid shit

>>280816051
>the Dambusters
Technically it was their commanding officer Wing Commander Gibson's dog

Mu if he real.

>>280761920
I love how hard the manga shifts from portraying cats as being uncanny eldricht creatures to cat SoL the more Junji Ito became infatuated with his cats.

>>280816598
>Mu
who?

Where the FUCK is OP

>>280821352
Picking out a new cat

>>280821352
Don't worry, we have just called the head plumber's son

>>280821352
Oporapa

OP turned into a cat...

>>280821931
wait is this >>280821682 OP's pov right now?

>>280821931
I really should get around to watching Nyaight of the Living Cat

Chapter 7: King Yon

>>280823043
>>280823058
Absurdly accurate.

>>280823043
Me trying to keep my cats out of my sardines.

Done.
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF_GYMfBy5s

>>280823095
LONG LIVE THE KING

>>280823124
Thanks, OP.

>>280823095
Mu looks like he's wearing a cool cape here

>>280823107
It's funny how little exaggeration there seems to be in these stories. This is just an accurate retelling of a cat owner's life.

>>280823043
Cats...are strong!

>>280823124
Thanks OP

>>280822961
Boss Non Non...?

>>280822985
The most precious and innocent kitties are prone to bite

>>280823008
LET ME IN

>>280813255

>>280823750
>this sliding door was made for me

>>280823500
in a fight between boss non non and yon, how many seconds do you think yon could last?

>>280823058
kek imagine being unable to overpower a 10 lb animal

>>280823964
that's actually Mrs. Ito? would

>>280824684
That's just how badly Yon wanted that fish

>>280824559
0. Cant beat the boss.

>>280824559
forever, since boss is DEAD

>>280823124
thanks op.

>>280823964
Mrs. Ito is pretty cute

>>280825335
that was a cover story so she could join the anti-ghost squad.

>>280822974
>"Windows that lock? What is this heresy?!"

>>280822985
Ito lookin like he's enjoying the bytes nao

>>280823075
>"look upon my works and despair, peasant"

>>280823124
Where are you going, op?! Don't goooooooo!

>>280823124
Thanks OP. Not sure if it's because I let every cat I had to get outside as they pleased, but I wouldn't bother to keep Yon indoors as much as Ito and his wife are doing.

>>280823043
Is no one going to point out that the cat talked?

>>280794956
When my cat got out one time I freaked out because he had been gone hours but we found him two houses away and one behind us chilling behind a garage

>>280823124
Thanks anon

>>280823124
Thanks OP. Where's the question? I barely ever answer, but it feels bare without it.

>>280823124
Love this set of stories. Thanks for posting.

>>280823124
Thanks OP
>no question
I'm gonna cry

>>280796544
very strange panel out of context

>>280827566
Sorry, I'm tired today.
How about, what's a kingly pet?

>>280822985
kek his face in the last panel

>>280823075
>>280823124
fat belly

>>280823095
KWAB

>>280823043
>>280823058
They really do be like that.

>>280823095

>>280828499
cats are crazy.

>>280823043

>>280826001
you've never heard a cat say 'ah!'?

>>280828938
thanks, doc

>>280828310
An Iguana.

>>280829455

>>280828938
very nice

>>280828310
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vdEco8OCiS8&pp=ygUeY3JhYiBwZW9wbGUgc291dGggcGFyayB5b3V0dWJl

FUCK cats

>>280830873
FUCK Misa

>>280795093
My family's first cat, Boots, was a free spirit. She came to us before I was born by appealing to my sisters' love of kitties. My parents tried to fight their cries for this stray kitty (we had a small Heinz 57 dog named Sparky already), but a thunderstorm changed that. My mom said " ok, we'll let her stay overnight..." and that was it. She blessed us with A litter of kittens, one whom we gave to my dad's uncle and aunt. Sparky also became their babysitter during this time too, when she'd wander for the day. It was cute. My parents have photos.
long story short, she would constantly go on... excursions. One time we got a call from a family friend the next small town over. Another time, she went missing shortly before my proper rich British grandma was to come visit.
Turns out she'd gotten a toe caught in a bear trap or something, and chewed it off, and made a reappearance... much to my mom's mortification.
So, when she started having some kind of seizures later in life, and disappeared one day... we reasoned she decided to go off and die, out of sight, out of mind (my youngest-older sister, who had bonded the most with her, had JUST gone off to college, so she took it hard. She would later bring cat #2 into our lives. Maybe a chance to post about him will come up...)
But, a few days, later she just showed up again, seemingly fine... until one day, she walks out of the kitchen, looks at me wide-eyed, meows pitifully, and promptly loses feeling of her back end. We decided the next day to... y'know...
Pic related is kinda what she looked like

>>280831994
Always rough when you have to put down a pet. Thanks for sharing anon.

>>280823024
>>280831994
Oh hey, perfect opportunity.
Okay, so first a quick tale about how Shadow came into my sister's life, before college life caused us to have to care over. When she adopted "her", "she" was a declawed (fuck the previous owners), with grey matted short hair. Kinda looked like mud... ok! a bath was in order!
Oh... "she's" a black-with-a-tiny white-patch fluffy cat, actually, ok. Well I guess we'd better spay "her"
Can't do that, says the vet; he's an already neutered male. Well, fine.

Now that that's established, bit of a switch to when he was with us now.
Our back glass sliding door had a sliding screen. We figured, hey, he's declawed. He won't be able to open it.
hahaha. Proved us wrong.
Except.
The backyard was surrounded by REALLY high fences he couldn't jump/clamber over (declawed), so all his escape attempts would ultimately end in failure, and he'd have to slink back in defeat, once we'd noticed.
Here he is while he was alive (because this is about a decade ago) with his weird fluid-filed bubble above his eye later in life. that he enjoyed letting my dad drain. Multiple vets we consulted had no clue wtf it was.
>>280832106
np

>>280829606
>heh nuthin personal kid

>>280823964
hey where are the blank,demonic eyes?

>>280823124
Thanks, anonsito.

>>280828938
spiral

>>280816598
Holy shit, is that Yoll?

>>280761829
tsuchinoko (real) (cat)

>>280761766
The horrors of the Spiral...

>>280761897
Yon is judging your sins.

>>280761920
>Are you getting enough sleep, anon?
Hah! No.

>>280762410
In the place Oshikiri is too short to reach.

>>280779066
Truly horrifying.

>>280816598
Owl's have such a fucking creepy stare man.

>>280823095

>>280823124
Thanks OP.

>no question at all
Wait - huh??

>>280823095
FUARKING OUTSKILLED!

>>280814886

>>280823124
magnificent paunch

>>280761920
freaky ahh Ito

>>280835995
Kill yourself.

>>280835796
I can't disagree

>>280835796
Sounds like seething because he picked an animal that won't retrieve the bird you just shot

>>280835796
My cat is a complete retard who runs primarily on instinct. The idea of them being more intelligent than dogs is cope from misanthropes projecting their superiority complex because they consider themselves above cooperating with others for mutual benefit.
>do the same with a cat, and he will eye you with coolly polite and somewhat bored amusement
If I had a time machine, I would take a laser pointer and make Howie watch Niggerman go apeshit over a red dot on the wall.

>>280835796
>>280836566
He's a retard who's never seen a farm cat or ships cat present a mouse that it caught to it's owner for inspection.

>>280832504
Pets get the weirdest infections and get hurt the most insane way. Years ago our dog got loose and cut himself causing the skin from his back leg to fall of. vet stiched it back with just a few but it looked gnarly

>>280835796
>C-cat's d-don't p-p-play f-fetch!
Meanwhile, cats...

>>280836843
My mom's cat does that... but she was raised alongside dogs, so at times she even kind of barks.

>>280835796
what is this, a meme for ants?

>>280830873
Cats are witches' familiars.

>>280828499
Too real.

>>280836843
Depends on the cat's temperament. My cat fucking loves to play and will bring me her toys and beg, but I've had cats that couldn't give a shit.

>>280839988
and the same goes for dogs

>>280836843
There are whole breeds of cats that are prized for being dog-like, most notably Ragdolls and Maine Coons
I've always wanted a Maine Coon, never had the living space for one of htose giant bastards though

>>280839988
>>280840298
And yet: Lovecraft still doesn't know what he's talking about when it comes to cats...

>>280840387
He probably didn't know many well socialized cats. Adopted strays are extremely cagey, and even cats raised from kittens can be quite independent if left to roam free. I don't think there was much of a cat breeding industry back then either, so it'd be more surprising if he did have an understanding of the varieties of temperaments among them. The fact that he was talking out of his ass is just kind of a given.

>>280840538
And yet we have mouth breathers in this very thread going "Cats are le based because they're Intelligent, Nihilistic, with a Wicked Sense of Humor, just like me. See, a quote from a guy who wrote some books said so!"

>>280823095

>>280823008
So she does have pupils

>>280825733
>"look upon my works and despair, peasant'
cit. Ozymannyas

>>280762603
Hey if someone started touching you randomly more than you want and the only way you can get that across is a chomp then, well

>>280841391
>pet me
>but only exactly as much as i want, within the half second
>if you stop early im going to claw your legs

>>280841536
You can usually tell before they actually bite because they'll start swishing their tail vigorously. That's their way of showing they're getting irritated.

>>280823124
Thanks for the chappy, I know what I'm about to post is a bit against this manga, but these last few days I've felt a great disgust towards cats.
I don't have a cat, but stray cats are everywhere. They defecate really badly and even get into houses if you leave something open. Filthy creatures.

Does anyone have the baki cats comic?

>>280823124
Thanks OP
See you later

>>280823964
Cute

>>280841969
Animals will be animals, though stuff like that is almost always the result of some idiot letting their cats outside without having had them spayed or neutered.

>>280826001
We've long since established that that cat is something beyond this world

>>280828310
Hope you're feeling better
Like a horse, or whatever the national animal or bird is

>>280836871
>she was raised alongside dogs, so at times she even kind of barks
I think my parents' dog is the opposite. He was rescued from some unmaintained farm that had a whole bunch of cats, and I always thought he moved and held himself and acted like one

>>280836531
I don't think he ever went hunting in his life

>>280843694
Sounds like a pansyass then

>>280843974
He kinda was, I'm pretty sure

>>280830873
the harming of cats and other animal is expressively forbidden under the Edicts on Compassion for Living Things. please commit sudoku immediately or risk losing face before the court.

>>280836531
>you shot it, you go pick it up

>>280835796
Based. Got a couple of jimmies rustled with that one.

>>280840720
It's just a meme, you dip. No need to be upset.

>It's a "cat fags have to lie about the animal they claim to like in order to make them appear cool, but actually just make them appear as pathetic as they are" schizo rant
Wooo hooo

>>280794956
so she does have pupils huh

Lighten up.

>>280795056
drr.. drrr.. DRRR DRRRR

>>280844422
>>280844563
>>280844759
>I was just pretending to be retarded
No.

Boy, seems Lovecraft's quote touched a nerve. The dogfags itt felt called out and came crawling out of the woodwork

>>280844977

Why can't I like both dogs and cats? Must everything be made into pointless consolewar shitflinging?

I saw a woman with a junji ito tattoo on her neck the other day. The spiral eye one.

>>280845095
This is me lusting after 2D perfection

>>280845124
GET MAD ABOUT EVERYTHING SO YOU CAN DISCUSS WHAT OUR INDUSTRIES ARE SELLING MORE

Alright alright fuck this shit
Doggirls or catgirls?

>>280845124
Reject direction brain. Become fren.

>>280845095
MR PRESIDENT NO!

>>280845189
Both, honestly

>>280846222

>>280845374
kek

>>280846222
I bet george was treated like a king

>>280846222
>>280846259
My sides

>>280845189
Nothing against dogs, but when it comes to this trope of girls it's cat girls for sure, I have no interest in dog girls at all, I like wolf girls though.

>>280845189
I love both of the real animals, but for monstergirls I'm not interested in dog girls for some reason.

>>280836638
Cats presenting mice is because they think you're a retard that doesn't know how to hunt. It's also why they make such a wretched noise to get your attention when they have one in their mouth and want you to come over and bap it.

Where the FUCK is OP

>>280851915
The cat's dragging him in as we speak

>>280851915
Busy trying to keep the cat off his fish

>>280852095
Such a dishonourable cat

>>280851915
Being crucified

>>280851915
Oporelu

>>280836531
Sounds like you're seething because you picked the animal that needs you to shoot the bird before bringing it to you.

>>280852200
>I just wanted my cheeeeeeese

>>280852095
is OP a shortstack cross-dressing girl with mommy issues too?

>>280853076
I can neither confirm nor deny any info I may know about the individual known as OP.

>>280853076
giwtwm

>>280853316
damn uppity kyoto aristocrats...

>>280853000
oh my god kek

>>280853000
here's some cheese for those trips

Chapter 8: Mu's Castration

>>280854305
This chapter's gonna be nuts

>>280854326
seething

He's dead, Junji.

>>280854326
That's the moment she decided to get Mu fixed

>>280845189
I rabu Chisame-chan!!!!

Done. Neutering is weird. Imagine if aliens abducted you to chemically castrate you, for your own health.
Do you still have your cock?
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iIGboFYpBA

>>280854326
>>280854472
NTR

>>280854489
it's funny that she got mad at the eyes but not at both of them constantly acting like petty assholes

>>280854515
>Do you still have your cock?
Uh. Yeah.

>>280854445
surprisingly sweet

>>280854472
Mu's a slut

>>280854443
Fuck off she's mine
Unreasonable just how much she was best girl

>>280854515
Thanks, OP.

>>280854305
Poor fucker doesn't have a clue what's coming

>>280854515
>Do you still have your cock?
Yeah, most of it

>>280854515
Thanks OP.
>Do you still have your cock?
It's still there OP.

>>280854326
Psychowife

>>280854380
Rest in peace soldier

>>280854445
Goddamn

>>280854454
He lives

>>280854515
Thanks OP
He's a little sad these days, but he's still kicking

>>280854515
Thanks OP
>Do you still have your cock?
Yes

Nobody's offering any proof

>>280854305
Something real King of the Hill about this page

>>280835796
Luv cats, but they're probably not as smart as dogs, they just benefit from us humans projecting

>>280840967
I miss it when Rolon was Lolong

>>280854326
>gets pupils
>only to show just how fucking livid she is
I'm surprised she didn't make him sleep on the couch after he published this.

>>280845304
Hey, like that one webcomic

>>280854515
No, it's gone. Thanks for posting.

>>280854362
awww
>>280854515
thanks, OPenis

>>280854305
>Mu's Castration
oh n-

>>280844563
Who calls people a dip?

>>280856083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYPhXA2zHCU

>>280854515
I... Yes? What an odd question...?

>>280856469
Very suspicious answer.

>>280854515
Thanks, anonsito.

>>280854515
Thank you for posting.

>>280805562
go bro

>>280854515
Thanks OP. I still have my cock but i'd trade it for a better one

>>280856469
You have to make sure, man. You never know.

>>280761725 (OP)
weird cat

>>280854515
>Do you still have your cock?
Always.

>>280854515
Thanks anon
>Do you still have your cock?
Yep

>>280854515
>Do you still have your cock?
nope, cut off and burnt up by some foreign wizard years ago

>>280856469
You are lying, you cock turned into an anime girl, admit it

>>280854472
>turds that got tangled in his fur
those are called "dingleberries"

>>280857728
It's always there. It's not a detachable penis
>>280858752
I wish...

>>280854472
pee and turds are merely a revenge for the castration.
>>280854515
thanks.

>>280858752
I read that manga!