How do you feel about height difference couple?

>>280781819 (OP)
I laughed

>>280781819 (OP)
I'll never be as happy as people in fiction... I'll never have a perfect tiny fictional gf...

>>280781819 (OP)
As a 185 cm male 29 yo virgin, which of the above 2 is the best one for me to self insert as?

>>280781819 (OP)
kino

>>280781819 (OP)
>m
I know you're trolling but fuck that.

>>280781819 (OP)
TEN YEAR AT LEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*gets ass beat and face punched by Arumin*

>>280783947
Oh, should've used fridges and cheeseburgers, my bad

>>280781819 (OP)
You made me laugh.
Have a (You) OP.

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>>280781819 (OP)
Natural

>>280781819 (OP)
Be honest OP, you really made this thread to discuss the giantess. I appreciate it but I need you to admit it.

>>280783947
Sorry I'll translate
1.48 m = 29,13 cheesburgers
1.90 m = 12,47 regular hot dogs
1.27 m = 5,89 bowling balls
2 m = 27,15 baseball balls
8 m = 28,6 american footballs
1.65 m = 1,67 AR-15
1.80 m = 2,7 banjos
1.70 m = about tree fiddy

>>280781819 (OP)
I'm sick of women writing romance with height gaps. They're cringe.

>>280782415
Based.

i'm 1.97m
my wife is 1.65

>>280781819 (OP)
You wanna know...

>>280790343
You're a big guy

>>280790522
how I got these scars?

>>280788564
No fucking way that 12 hot dogs are taller than 29 cheeseburgers.

>>280781819 (OP)
Fuck you man, I laughed.

>>280784043
no, you should've used actual CM instead, that's how metric system is used everywhere else than in China/America because they are too retarded to divide/multiply by 10.

>>280790819
The average cheesburger is two inches tall, the average hot dog six inches long
You need three cheesburgers to be as tall as an hot dog

>>280781819 (OP)
Its one of those things that when people get mad about it I cant help but think they are faking it and there some other reason they are really angry.

>>280782415
Imagine how she manhandles him during sex.

>>280783947
You're brown.

>>280790954
I'm whiter than you

>>280790900
Ah, you were talking about the LENGTH of a regular hot dog. American units are so retardedly inconsistent.

>>280790954
Will someone explain to me why people on this site think this phrase is a "gotcha"?

>>280791013
I could have also used the diameter of the cheesburger instead of the height
Truly a mysterious collection of units of measurements

>>280791059
Casual racism as a signifier has been used in culture war since the beginning of time.
That, and the majority of the posters on this site are children. Not exactly known for impulse control.

>>280788564
>1.27 m = 5,89 bowling balls
LOL, fuck sharts.

>>280788564
kek

>>280788564
1.70 m = about tree fiddy
LOL, fuck sharts.

what don't Americans understand about a "CM?" Its a centi-meter or "100th of a meter." Like a dollar is a Cent and it breaks down into 0.01 particles.

>>280790920

>>280791316
Asking an American to do math is a fool's errand, anon. You'd have an easier time teaching a bulldog some tricks.

>>280782415
>Their height difference is decreasing
I hope Kyo at least stays a tad bit shorter than her

>>280781819 (OP)
Is this Loss?

>>280791507
This is your future.

>>280791446
What would be worse for an American, math or geography?

>>280790900
I have never seen a 2-inch tall cheeseburger. The ones I make are 3 to 5 inches tall, which is a comfortable fit in the hands.

>>280792120
It's the standard measure for a McDonald's cheeseburger

>>280790558
imagine if she kept growing

>>280781819 (OP)
Almost Loss.

>>280781819 (OP)
Based and hot if girl is bigger one

>>280788564
kek

>>280781819 (OP)
I'm a manlet myself so I like stuff like >>280782415 more
unfortunately I'll never have it, women absolutely DESPISE manlets

>>280793031
Nah, women despise the manlet mindset.

>>280792269
Actually, as of 2025, standard mcdonalds cheeseburger is 1.92 inches tall.

>>280791316
I thought CM was japanese for "commercial".

>>280793031
Don't be so pessimistic
Yesterday I went on a walk, and while taking a detour for an ice cream a girl and a boy were waiting in front of me.
I'm 180 cm and the girl was taller than me, about 185 cm or a little bit more, I guess, while the boy's head barely reached my chin, must have been 160 cm or something.
They were clearly a couple and outside of the small stature he looked like a normal dude.
So, never give up

>>280793178
The West has fallen

I'm a fan

>>280782415
Im torn between two worlds my love of oneeshota and the hot idea of a girl getting dominated by a guy half her size.

>>280793272
I'm hot. Turning you on

>>280791705
Heheh... Astronomy/Geology.

>>280782192
lower right. it's already ogre

>>280793896
you'll need to try harder than that to turn me on, no matter how hot you are

>>280781819 (OP)
kino

>>280781819 (OP)
Mikasa and Eren were never a couple. You need to get over it.

>>280783947
you use the metric system tho
you know exactly what 10mm is

>>280788586
So don't read them.

>>280781819 (OP)
Sometimes I wish I was a 4'10 twink with a 6'5 white man. I'm jealous of these couples.

>>280781819 (OP)
>I DON'T WANT THAT

Anyone remember "there's only a 15 meter difference between our heights" from sidonia

>>280791654
lol I immediately thought of these two also, in the final/extra chapter he's like legit half a head taller than Shiia

>>280791446

Not every American is black anon

>>280803685
>but I am not black!
Being brown isn't going to save you.

>>280781819 (OP)
her husband is alive though

>>280788564
xD

>>280788564
bodied that freak

>>280781819 (OP)
I want a 60cm wife

>>280788564
lmao

>>280804368
She's a virgin

>>280781819 (OP)
> 1st panel
literally irl dwarfy bitches who only date 190 faggots. Why is this dogshit irl trope allowed in anime now?

>>280781819 (OP)
always remember to follow the highest.

>>280806690
art imitates life

Women want tall men to relive the memories they have of being a child and being held by an adult. How they're utterly encapsulated sitting on their lap and having arms wrapped around them.

>>280806843
haha. I also don't want that or anything.

>>280781819 (OP)
Pedo-coded…

>>280807045
These are made for women
The Feminine Principle is inherently pedophilic
>A woman who is predominately a prostitute will also sense in her son firstly his manhood and always stand in a sexual relation to him. But since no woman is completely motherly, it does not allow itself to be misjudged that a final residual of sexual effect emanates from every son to his mother. [...] But that even in the genuine relation of the true mother to the child resides yet a deep, sexual element of fusion, to that the feelings of lust appear to point which the woman so undoubtedly feels during lactation, as the anatomical fact establishes that an erectile tissue resides under the feminine nipple and is determined by physiologists that, through excitation, contractions of the uterine musculature can be triggered from these points

>>280788564
why are murricans like this?

>>280806152
You can get that many burgers out of a deer?

There is truly nothing more vile than tall men getting together with short women, by doing so they waste their tall genes generating manlet sons. My mom is only 155cm, and as a result of that I'm 10cm shorter than my dad. Tall freaks should stick together, tall men marrying tall women and having tall children.

>>280810872
lmao im not listening to a manlet

>>280809889
Depends, do you like bone burgers?

>>280809889
Hey VSauce, Michael here!
But how many burgers can you get out of a entire deer?
>https://audio.com/daniel-kolbin/audio/vsauce

>>280810872
*angry manlet noises*

>>280810872
It's all genetics and a dice roll. My father is 165 cm, my mother 155 cm and I'm 180 cm while my sister is 145 cm. Nobody in my family from both of my parents' sides are over 170 cm.

>>280781819 (OP)
It offends me because it reminds of how unattractive I am to the opposite gender. Therefore, all depictions of it is sexism. All creators and supporters of such content are sexist. Disagreeing with me is also sexist.

>>280813088
>I stand behind the glass. In front of me is a line of famous YouTubers. Each is balder than the last. They all have beards. They all wear glasses. The detective hands me a Kleenex and asks “Alright doll, which one is Vsauce?” I cry into the tissue. I cannot tell. They all look the same.

>>280813990
>tfw I'm always clean shaved (or, if I feel like it, mutton chops), have a lion's mane for hair and good eyes
>I can't make it big on youtube
Sad

>>280782415
Kyo is lucky to have her
Or is Yamada lucky to have him?

>>280814274
Both really.

>>280810872
The solution is simple, develop a gene that only causes short height on females and develop a virus to spread it through the population

>>280814380
I can't be angry at this.

>>280814157
Become a vtuber waifu or vtuber waifu(male)

>>280793031
>women absolutely DESPISE manlets
Unless you can provide first hand experience of this I shall believe you have fallen for the YouTube street interview propaganda.

>>280781819 (OP)
>1.9m and 1.48m
>2m and 1.27m
HHHRRRGGGG SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>280813088
https://youtu.be/Ll2B3ujRHIQ?t=48

>>280814565
>make the vtuber persona a bald glasswearing white guy with beard
Genius

>>280814686
Tinder is adding a height filter, but its only an issue if you still care about 3DPD

>>280814686
That's a bit of internet hyperbole, but it's true that women prefer taller guys, just like guys prefer hotter women.

>>280813488
>my sister is 145 cm
You know what to do
>>280814506
I wish this world was real

>>280814686
Not him but there are lots of studies about that. Have a couple of them.
https://www.nature.com/articles/35003107
https://www.ingentaconnect.com/content/sbp/sbp/1996/00000024/00000002/art00005;jsessionid=go6gljjiprspp.x-ic-live-03

>>280813488
That's a pretty hot height difference...

>>280815003
>Eharmony.com only matches women with taller men -- because so many women complain if they’re set up with shorter men
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2004-apr-26-he-edating26-story.html

>>280815071
>>280815130
I'm not arguing against women loving tall men, that's a clear cut and undeniable fact. I just don't believe in the notion that women in general hold contempt for manlets and that they have no chance getting taller women or women in general.

>>280814157
you got a mustache too?

>>280815383
During autumn/winter I like to make the sideburns go wild and style the beard/mustache like picrel.
During spring/summer it's too fucking hot and humid here, so I shave clean.

>>280814506
You made yourself the arch nemesis of tall girl enjoyers

>>280781819 (OP)
bottom left is hot

If you are shorter than your crush then you are going to have to properly correct her to show her you are the man worth being with. I am 1.9m so I wouldn't know but I imagine that's what you do

>>280816194
I would tell her I dont want to go out with a girl shorter than me

>>280815304
>I just don't believe in the notion that women in general hold contempt for manlets
Evidence here >>280815219

>and that they have no chance getting taller women or women in general.
I wouldn't say the chance is zero, but to put it into perspective men into fat woman is relatively common even if more men are not into fat women, women into short men are almost unheard of. You see works for men where a woman being fat is an attraction factor but in works for women with a non-shota short guy is extremely rare and when it exist usually he is attractive despite being short. Most of the time fantasies involving height difference with the male being shorter it is a male fantasy, not female. Even if you consider extremes like morbid obese women short men still would rank lower in desirability. Of course people don't exist as a single trait in a vacuum, there is general looks, income, race, etc. I'm sure Peter Dinklage would have better chance at dating a tall woman than some tall black homeless crazy hobo.

>>280805104
this but unironically

>>280817616
Is a lack of interest synonymous with "contempt" for you?

>>280814506
This but other way around

>>280806152
What's a bicycle

>>280818355
自転車です、バカ

>>280791316
A centimeter is 100 meters.

>>280781819 (OP)
2m and 1.43cm is the ideal difference.

>>280817616
>men into fat woman is relatively common
In America maybe

>>280817668
>Eharmony.com only matches women with taller men -- because so many women complain if they’re set up with shorter men
This is not just “lack of interest” women were so offended by the mere suggestion that a short man matched them that they went out of their way to complain about that to the point the site set up a system to prevent it from happening. If it were just lack of interest they would just dismiss it specially since only 3% of men are shorter than the average woman so a match between man shorter than the woman would be a rare occurrence to begin with.

>>280788564
Don't people normally use inches or centimeters when it comes to measuring height of a person?

>>280819255
People? Yes. However, he's American

>>280788564
Kek. Imagine measuring the distance between Earth to Mars in Desert Eagle.

>>280818712
Relatively is compared to women into short men. There are plenty of porn/manga/etc where a fat girl is the attraction factor for men but almost none where a short guy height is the attraction factor for women. Basically for every woman into short men there are thousands of men into fat women even if those men are a minority in the total male population.

>>280781819 (OP)
>How do you feel about height difference couple?
I don't find the appeal. I think only women cream themselves about it

>>280819457
It always cracks me up when an American documentary goes "and the distance between these two bodies/places is the equivalent of THIS MANY FOOTBALL FIELDS"
It always fucking happens

>>280783947
I'm surprised americans don't also measure time in lunch breaks or something.

>>280814274
She struck gold

>>280819543
I'm a fag and I also find it really appealing when one of the guys is at least one head shorter than the other.

>inane circlejerk of Euros dilating about measurement systems
This ranks just below generation war faggotry as one of the most boring types of derailments on this site. I am sure some of you clap like seals when you see those retarded country ball memes.

>>280820297

4chan will argue about anything
for me it's Sumerian Cubits

>>280820297
It's not just euros that make fun of you for still measuring things in feet and pounds, amerilard.

>>280820833
I'm Australian
Seriously go back to /int/ with this tired crap it feels like reddit in here