Is Shinobu the strongest vampire in anime? She can literally generate any matter she wants.

>>280808726 (OP)
She generates my semen.

>>280808943
It is a common vampire ability

>>280809161
I want to see her naked

>>280808726 (OP)
yes

Well I dunno man, alucard exists

>>280808726 (OP)
Well, if we think of strength as an opposite of intellect then yeah, she is the strongest.

>>280810252
But she is also a smartpire

you guys wanna hear about my vampire lore headcanon?

>>280810486
Yes

>>280808726 (OP)
There is is always someone stronger in touhou

>>280810607
ok. it's not highly original.
>vampires are dead magical creatures
>they need blood to survive, they synthesize blood into more magical shit that sustains them
>as they age they grow more durable, stronger, faster
>the very oldest can fly, are pyrokinetic, telepathic, and can survive sun exposure
>the youngest lack these gifts and are weaker, will die very quickly in the sun
>drinking from an old vampire makes a younger vampire stronger
>old vampires become very inhuman
>as they age they resemble more and more unliving statues; become weird like not moving for long periods
>must sleep (more like a coma) when the sun is above the horizon
>oldest vampire is nearly as old as civilization itself
bonus points if you can tell what franchise i'm cribbing from.

>>280811002
some more tru fax
>vampires can't eat or drink mortal food
>they have no fluids in them besides blood
>when they cry, it's blood
>they don't fuck either
>blood is everything to them
>they all go up pretty fast if they are burned, age confers no resistance to fire itself
>vampires are very sad and lonely

>>280811002
>>280811290
Monogatari vampires pretty much work like this.

>>280808726 (OP)
Peroperoperoperoperopero

>>280811418
interesting, i never pick up any of this from the threads.
>>280810443
this girl appears to be standing around in daytime.

>>280811539
Very nice
Also completely sfw because there are no boobs

>>280811539
holy moly

>>280811578
Part of it could be Shaft's stylization. But Kiss-Shot has her maximum stage where she looks more monstrous and has somehow grown even more (not sure if this image is the best example though, as her face looks really different in the anime). She grows in power by drinking blood. Naturally, Monogatari vampires are just cannibals and not blood drinkers, but they still work in the same way and take on smaller forms when hungry. Kiss-Shot is also shown hibernating in some giant wing cocoon after eating. When Araragi becomes a full vampire, one of the things that causes him despair is realizing he has no appetite for food. They also both cry blood as a gag. All monsters in Monogatari are magical manifestations of human thought. The vampires also drink blood as their form of sex (why it is so lewd that Araragi puts Shinobu in a position where she must drink every night to live) they also make new vampires through drinking instead of eating. I think it might also be implied that fully powered Kiss-Shot is more resistant to the sun (Shinobu can survive because she is part human due to what Araragi did to her). As for what Araragi did, he turned Kiss-Shot into the more docile Shinobu by drinking a lot of her blood and stealing her power. A main theme in Kizu is that Kiss-Shot was lonely too. Just like Araragi, both wanted to die, but found peace in each other.

>>280811938
fascinating
I will watch your vampire anime now

>>280811938
17 is peak but i bet 15 would be even more peak

>>280812542
I really wish we got a secondary JCnobu
Maybe Nisio could give us one someday soon. Also make her a mesugaki since that is trendy.

The long ones

>>280811002
That's the stat alright.

>>280814265
the two most popular franchises in America follow these rules, in essence. VtM deviates slightly; Cain is literally older than civilization. He's biblical; pre-history. Vampires also have more varied powers, to make the game interesting.

>>280809996
Alucard isn't "moves at lightspeed and jumps continents" strong.

>>280811002
vampire the masquerade
that being said, these tropes are common

>>280815051
I love the antenna

>>280808726 (OP)
Can she pick up a road roller just like that?

>>280811002
This some Anne Rice stuff.
I don’t want your bonus points.
I just want the pain to stop.

>>280816029
it is.
how can i end your pain?

>>280816013
That is a fat butt

>>280816534
Humans need fat butts to lure in pires

Is this the new vampire thread?

For me, it's Yupieru-sama.

>>280816728
This is so sex. How the butt deforms to the touch. The niceness of the roundness and the subtle reveal of the crack. When the Japanese do butt scenes, they do them very great.

Getting so much fanart...

>>280816881
you're a scholar.

>>280816728
Sophie gets to grope that ass every night.

Me and Vampires: https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4

>>280817183
Please stop spamming that everywhere. It's a really good animation, but pretending it's in context is just shitposting.

>>280817231
I'm using it as a quasi reaction image for "See this girl? Pregnant sex with this girl."
>shitposting
That would be the intention, yeah. It'll be funnier after I do it for one more year, I'm sure of it.

>>280817183
i recognize that address, i don't need to click it.
carrot.

>>280817183
I click it every time. The spirit of Abe haunts this board. We must reproduce.

>>280817637
>We must reproduce.
None of us are ever going to reproduce. Time to make peace with that.

>>280817774
Eh, I think I will
I hope to have as many daughters as possible

>>280808726 (OP)
She threw a tantrum and destroyed the world.

>>280817897
are you female? i will give you daughters.

>>280808726 (OP)
If Touhou was anime, Remilia would be the strongest.

>>280820313
Doesn't it have fan anime? Like the one with the bath scene where you can see glimpses of pussy and nipples.

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>>280811622
wew, never knew there was a full image

>>280808726 (OP)
idk, DB's weird interpretation of DIO where they claim him to be 1,500x the speed of light might be a contender

>>280822320
would shinobu let me sex her tenderly? and cum inside?
i'm willing to let her kill me after, like a praying mantis.

>>280823045
She was willing to let Araragi touch her chest if he simply won a play fight with his sister. So yes

>>280822320
Lick Shinobu everyday

>>280823947
The difference there is she already wants to fuck Araragi.

>>280825283
The most delicious part is that she viewed Araragi as her prince from the moment he gave himself to her. She was so sad and lonely, but Araragi's kindness was her sole star. A shining light she'll cherish forever.

>>280822320
>>280811539
>>280811583
>>280811622
Please post link. Got to the tread late.

>>280826251
Luckily I saved it, it wasn't nsfw but still hot
https://files.catbox.moe/nlzhm8.png

>>280826326
>wasn't nsfw

>>280826362
Flatties can go to the beach topless

>>280826386

>>280826326
Tantalizing

>>280808726 (OP)
Serious question time /a/. My lolipire kinda dislikes that I'm enthusiastic about her feeding on me. Recently she ranted for like an entire evening that she wants to feel like a mistress of the night, hunting for prey, bla-bla-bla. Headpats no longer seem to placate her (and in fact seem to make her more agitated). A few weeks ago in a stroke of genius I suggested that feeding during sex is the ultimate vampire experience, but that deflection, I fear, quickly grows thin. Any advice, /a/? Should I escape the mansion during the day to lead her on a merry chase? I think it might be okay to do once, but every time she wants to feed? Any less drastic ideas?

>>280826535
Engaging her prey drive can be good for you and her. Give yourself a tiny cut, her a look of horror, and then sprint away as fast and long as you can when she says she is hungry. Since she is likely to overtake you in a straightaway I recommend wacky Scooby-doo chase sequence inside her manor for best results. Keep mixing up your route to keep it fresh, and always put some effort into it. Assuming she has normal levels of vampire strength and durability, set up some traps like a swinging long or something in advance and let her get smashed in the head with it. It's suitable enrichment for a lolipire and will keep feeding interesting.

>>280815964
Sometimes they're horns.

>>280826535
Have fun in the bath together

>>280826694
She looks so tough in the front, but imagine from behind lol

I love my beautiful little vampire queen wife of mine, beyond all things!!! :)
>>280808726 (OP)
Krul isn't the strongest vampire, she's all about physical strength, no real magic power. She is supposed to be one of the strongest within her world though, except her author is a gigantic faggot and gives her the short end of the stick every time in every situation, so she doesn't actually ever get to be really strong except for a singular moment in the entire manga. Which the author then pays in full by killing her right after by an asspull. Kagami is such a fucking faggot.

>>280827850
I don't know how anyone could write a cute girl and then do that to her.

>>280828014
OnS is pure yaoibait and faggotry, so I'm not surprised the author is also a humongous homo lol. Apparently how he writes girls is a common complain in his other works too.

>>280826654
Kek the image of this that appeared on my mind was absolute cinema

>>280828187
>homosexuals having a secret bitter hate towards women
Color me surprised.

>>280827479
I think there was a panel of that, but I don't have it.

>>280828421
What is this excerpt from?

>>280828512
lanky ass bitch

>>280828963
Its from a great book which has this single funny line in it. I laughed so much because it was so out of nowhere, the book was otherwise brilliant. If all of /a/ read it, there would be less retards here. Its called 'The problem of Puer Aeternus' By Marie Franz. Its Jungian analysis of the book called 'The Little Prince'.

read anne rice niggas. she is unironically based as fuck and her novels are cool. there's really not as much gay sex as everyone says. only the vampire armand (and my extension, blood and gold, the marius book) has gay sex, the rest it's not explicit. pretty hot scenes in armand though.
i'm sure everyone would appreciate her works.

>>280828369
I'm glad I was able to entertain a fellow vampchad with my partially botched creative writing exercise.

Those who cling to youth for as long as possible are the greatest people. This is why vampires are so strong and appealing, for it is their very existence.

Bondpires

Chinese 'pire hot off the presses

Should becoming a vampire change someone's eye color?

>>280831453
That looks like a doll

>>280831541
I apologize. I was so distracted by the hair buns that I didn't notice the doll joints.
Dollpire.

>>280831453
>Also a doll
It is like I died and went to Heaven. Too bad I already fapped for the night. Saved.

>>280831588
Be sure to tell us all about it later.

>>280831534
sure why not

>>280831534
I'm ambivalent about it. In Monogatari, the one doing the biting can choose whether or not to give the new vampire their features. If I was turned by Kiss-Shot, I might want her eyes.

>>280831744
>In Monogatari, the one doing the biting can choose whether or not to give the new vampire their features.
How does that work?

Sleepypire

Walking on a cold winter night with my loli vampire wife as the snow crunches underfoot.
The orange glow of the street lights reflecting off the soft haze of the winter fog as big puffy snowflakes slowly fall on us.
Her tiny hand in mine, covered by the over-long sleeve of her jacket.
The hush of the empty street in the small hours of the morning.
Getting home and quietly entering our darkened house.
Undressing and crawling into bed with her, feeling the heat of each others' bodies under the covers repel the winter's chill.
Drifting off to the soft sound of her breath and the muted winds howling outside the window, nestled together, her arms wrapped around mine, her wings covering us both.

>>280831807
No idea. It's never elaborated on, I don't think. We know it's a thing because the vampire that made Kiss-Shot gave her the golden eyes, but Araragi has none of Kiss-Shot's features in Kizu.

>>280808726 (OP)
Picrel has reality-warping time powers and is basically a vampire goddess although I'm sure some anon would find someone even more obscure than her

I'd probably say it's between D and Archetype:Earth, if you can count A:E as a vampire due to Arcueid Brunestud. Both do and survive some insane stuff, like Arcueid having her death point severed (basically the most done for you can get in Type-Moon, and she walked it off) or D not existing in the Akashic Records.

Shinobu is definitely the cutest and funniest vampire, though.

>>280831666
Okay, Satan.
Care to elaborate?

>>280832240
no

Rarepire

>>280832389
Anju and Elda were better.
Also, the ending fucking SUCKED.

>>280832389
Reversepire

>>280814391
>>>/x/40645714

Why does Shinobu stay in loli form instead of her teenage or adult form? I have only masturbated to the porn in this series (especially Hanekawa porn), so I don't know anything about its story.
Also, why hasn't Araragi impregnated the shit out of her yet?

>>280834177
Because she's not powerful enough to. Araragi drained her blood and reduced her to that state. In order to take older forms again she needs to take her blood back. She can only go back to her true form if he dies.
>Also, why hasn't Araragi impregnated the shit out of her yet?
Because they don't have that kind of a relationship, Crab got to him first.

>>280832020
While still a child.
She is a rare race in her verse and she is born not transformed, meaning she will grow up to full adulthood of her kind and have a physical peak.

>>280832405
Yeah it really did, the logic behind it was absurd.
We don't want you to be sad because you age like a human and will die before us and only a few hours a days will overlap with us.
So we will make you sad by making you believe you are an orphan that has lost her family and lived alone instead of being able to have at least a few decades with us.

vampire girls are cute!

>>280811938
she is too tall at 27 i'm not really into tall women

>>280834177
>Also, why hasn't Araragi impregnated the shit out of her yet?
Because the author fucking sucks he should've impregnated half of the cast already

>>280831947
Beautiful

>>280834177
>why hasn't Araragi impregnated the shit out of her yet?
Her regular loli form could be too young to get pregnant. I'm sure anything is possible through oddity physics combined with Shinobu having matter control powers. But I doubt Araragi has ever plowed into her thinking he is going to make her a mother. It is implied that they have sex a lot though.

>>280837080
It isn't probably her natural height. Other than heels, I'm pretty sure she gains height as her power increases. It almost makes me wonder if the Devil in Monogatari was just a very advanced vampire who became super monstrous.

>>280837791
damn can you imagine bouncing this sexy loli on your cock
Araragi is so lucky

>>280841149
The best part about Monogatari is all the nice little implications

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQYLQsqO6Vw

>>280843623
She is so small and erotic
Mesugakipire who can't suck