Why does Megumin like explosions so much? I’ve never watched her show

made for me

it looks cool

Watch it? it's geniunly fun

Autistic chuuni like big boom

Reminds her of cocks exploding cum

Orgasm allegory.

>>281207644 (OP)
Because her people are required by law to be weirdos.

>>281208141
I wonder how Komeklo will be weird. I hope she doesn't sexually harass ojisans.

>>281208197
She'll end up being an unintentional demon lord

>>281207813
I've only seen season 1 and it was only okay. The fanservice and some of the humor were the only highlights.

>>281207644 (OP)
Why do you think?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnwO45V2Rbw

>>281207644 (OP)
hebe explosion!

>>281207644 (OP)
To give you a serious answer, she freed a god named Wolbach when she was young and Wolbach saved her with explosion magic and she became obsessed with it and got her to teach it to her.

the first rule of Crimson Demon combat is looking cool
and making epic speeches before firing off explosion magic is really cool

>>281207644 (OP)
where the fuck are her hat and eyepatch?

ENTER

which explosion is your fav?
for me it's her first one

>>281207644 (OP)
>I’ve never watched her show
>/a/
seems alright

>>281207644 (OP)
Euphemism for squirting.

>>281207644 (OP)
She is over-flanderized Lina Inverse, that's it.

>>281211206
her pussy? yes please.

>>281211768
Yun yun looks healthy.

>>281207644 (OP)
it's a masturbation metaphor

>>281207644 (OP)
She unironically gets a form of arousal from it.

>>281207644 (OP)
Watch her show to find out.

>>281211834
I think she's into girls (Megumin) though.

>>281212845
I don't blame her, I'm into Megumin too

Yunyunshiri!

Megumin shouting Explosion!!! then farting up my nose

YunYun is a chubby creep

>>281207644 (OP)
Delicious flat Megus

>>281214872
Delicious fat Yunyun's yunyuns > Pitiably flat Megumi's meguminis

>>281211402
The buried in mana-gems while spamming explosions one.

>>281214986
fatty

>>281207813
Season 1 bored me to tears so I just fap to doujins

>>281207644 (OP)
She was isekaid from a ISIS training camp

>>281216109
I don't think exposed shoulder & collarbone and ZR is halal.

But I sure as hell like it.

>>281213978
FUCK

I don’t give a FUCK about yunyun.

>>281207644 (OP)
would megumin cum herself when she casts a explosion that's the equivalent of an atomic bomb?

>>281219568
No.
She does not experience orgasms

>>281219533

>>281219604
I don't know, the latest season with that explosion she tries to hold off feels like it.

Autistic hyperfixation.

>>281219533
I give a slight fuck about Yunyun.

>>281207644 (OP)
It's the most powerful spell.

>>281219533
I give every fuck I have to give to YunYun

not enough Megusex in this thread

>>281222609
What's she been eating?

>>281211402
When she spends days destroying that castle and growing closer with Kazuma

>>281222830
She just had her first child with me

>>281207644 (OP)
She’s autistic

chubby creep

>>281223962
Why did YunYun steal all of Megumin's genes?

>>281221253
>>281222609
I want to marry both.

>>281225310
It has nothing to do with genes and everything to do with class. You're seeing the comparison of the physical consequences of poverty and privilege.

>>281207644 (OP)
Built 4 cum exploding in her ass

i want to have unprotected baby making lovey dovey marital sex with Yunyun and impregnate her fertile hebe teen pussy and form a happy family with her.

>>281219799
>>281218671
>>281216335
>>281215157
>>281215072
>nooooo 14 years old can't be desirable and fertile
>14 years old women (also IRL)

>>281207644 (OP)
She saw a witch cast it and was impressed. So she minmaxed to the point that she could cast it.

why is Yunyun now chubby when she was always thin but with good meat in her male attention magnet parts

>>281226578

>>281226578
she's getting older

>>281226578

>>281207644 (OP)
When she was young and impressionable a witch with big boobs showed her Explosion Magic and Megumin thought the spell would promote breast growth. After learning the spell she discovered that blowing things up is fun.

>>281226794
oh wow

>>281226794
i want to get a wife and put babies in her.

>>281226794
>has amazing figure
>gets fat
>cumbrains drool

>>281227041
>be kike in 4chan
>see women having babys
>>has amazing figure
>>gets fat
>>cumbrains drool
>stays being the curse of God and the enemies of humankind

>>281227041
Pre pregnancy was already too fat didn't have a good looking tummy!

>>281227238
>kike
Kill yourself back to /pol/

>come into thread expecting a cute Megumin thread
>instead all i get is this fat cow
fuck off

>>281227466
then post her

>>281227496
no, this thread is already ruined

Megumin found your anime hebe folder.

this thread is blessed with crimson goodness

>>281227542
Would she let me suck her breasts?

>>281227333
why? i'm not a jew, im not cursed like you.

>>281227782
You're a tourist, the ultimate cursed piece of shit lol

>>281227847
>You're a tourist, the ultimate cursed piece of shit lol
yet not a jew so no reason to kms

>>281227857
Suddenly the janitors are snappy, let's see if they bop you again

>>281207644 (OP)
Megumin is a demon canonically.

>>281207644 (OP)
>I’ve never watched her show
WHY NOT M8
WHY NOT

>>281215014
Best gift of love Kazuma could have given really

I want a Yunyun wife bros...

>>281207644 (OP)
i just want to explode inside her

>>281207894
Unironically the correct answer. Why do you think she collapses just after exploding?

>>281207644 (OP)
>NEET
>Ugly
>Small penis
>weakling
>Literally the whiniest faggot in any media ever
>Doesn't have sex with her even once
>Would cheat on her in a heartbeat and has done so.
>Utterly devoid of any redeeming qualities both as a man and in general

Why is Megumin's taste in men so egregiously bad? It outright breaks suspension of disbelief with how bad her taste is.

>>281232546
because he chuunis back at her

>>281232619
He doesn't, though?

>>281232546
>NEET
She dont' know what it even means
>Ugly
No, he's at least average
>Small penis
It doesn't matter, you're matrixed by porn. Anyway gumin have an even smaller vagina.
>weakling
Not really. He's a little weaker than average.
>Literally the whiniest faggot in any media ever
He's very versatile and competent. Sometimes even wise.
>Doesn't have sex with her even once
Pure waifu
>Would cheat on her in a heartbeat and has done so.
He refused to fuck lalatina when he could.

Kuzuma is bretty good. Also remember that since konosuba's world isn't /a/ her loli body and chuuni personality attracts nobody. She's also poor and kuzuma makes money.

>>281232546
Lalatina wrote this post and got off on it

>>281232912
>She don't know what it even means

She absolutely does. There is a NEET guy in her village named Bukkoriri who shows up in her show. And she deems him a completely worthless loser from the getgo. And Bukkorori is a much better person than Kazuma, mind you.

>No, he's at least average

Correction: He's at BEST average.
There is a moment in the novels where the girls discuss Kazuma's looks.
Megumin and Darkness(both of which are madly in love with Kazuma by this point) can only say that he's average in terms of looks.
Meanwhile, resident best girl Aqua, who is definitely not in love with Kazuma and is honest to a fault, straight-up says that he is ugly. I trust Aqua's word more than theirs. I mean, Aqua could be speaking from a goddess's point of view, but she's met humans who were beautiful and has described them as such.

>Not really. He's a little weaker than average

Only a little? He's the weakest member of his party, and probably the weakest guy in Axel.
Most of the supporting cast is significantly stronger than he is. He also is made of paper and dies easily because of his low durability. There is a likely chance he'd die in a week's time if Aqua, Megumin and Darkness weren't around.

>He's very versatile and competent. Sometimes even wise.
He's only versatile if you think that being able to use many abilities in a somewhat correct way equals versatile.
But that's to be expected. His job is literally to learn as much skills from other specialized classes as possible and then apply them.

Otherwise, the most you can say about Kazuma is that he can bark out orders very effectively. It's not that he has good leadership, he just knows how to order his party around and it sometimes may work out in their favor.
That's his sole function in the group dynamic. Otherwise, he doesn't have much going for him.

Pregumin

>>281227928
smug

>>281233798
Let us agree he's average. It doesn't matter that much anyway.
>He's the weakest member of his party
Aqua is a god. Lalatina can tank giant explosions and megumin can cast them. Him being "weak" is just a recurrent joke like aqua being useless when she can resurrect.
Completely unrelated but Aqua's mana is deeper than the hole in made in abyss. She can just spam fucking rez and have no downside unlike megun who cast one explosion and is done for the day.
>being able to use many abilities in a somewhat correct way equals versatile.
This is the very definition of this word. He uses his weak large range of abilities smartly.
When in team he can use the other's broken ability to win against world-class demons.

>>281232912
>Pure waifu
Megumin actually tries to get Kazuma to fuck her numerous times.
Kazuma either pussies out, or straight-up refuses because of how much of a beta faggot he is.
>he refused to fuck Lalatina when he could
He actually didn't.
I've read the source material, and that scene in Lalatina's mansion played out a bit differently. At first, Kazuma is unwilling to fuck Darkness when she's vulnerable. But when he realizes that she actually wants him to fuck her, he doesn't mind at all, and is fully willing. Too bad he blurted out that shit about her chest being ripped.
He also shares many other fanservicey scenes with Darkness while he's dating Megumin, and even after he seemingly rejects her for Megumin's sake, lol
Kazuma is far from loyal.
He also flirts a lot with Chris, and straight-up ditches Megumin and the rest of the party for the sake of grooming Princess Iris and living the good life in her castle.

>she's also poor and kuzuma makes money

That's the ONLY reason I could think of that would make anybody want to date Kazuma.
But this is not the case for Megumin.
She's genuinely in love with a guy with no good points whatsoever.

>>281233965
>Him being "weak" is just a recurrent joke

Aqua being useless is a joke because she is actually extremely useful.
She is the MVP of the party after Megumin.
Kazuma genuinely has low stats in comparison to everyone else, including the supporting cast.
He also can't really make his skills increase in comparison to the rest of his party.
I'm pretty sure that up until the very end, Kazuma is akin to an average human in a world of super-humans.

>He uses his weak large range of abilities smartly

True, but it's not really as relevant as some people make it out to be.
It only comes up in things like the party swap shit or the castle raid.
Can't remember any other instance in which that is really relevant.

>>281234103
I'm anime only so I'll trust you on this want. Kazuma is trash. Also megumin being poor is a ridiculous joke. Her parents should at least be at ease with money since they're crimsons and can make money with a big quest pretty easily. This part makes no sense.
>>281234284
>in a world of super-humans
Aqua is not even of this world. She's a fucking god. The others are insanely OP even for this world's standards. Megumin is amongst the chuuni race one of the strongest and they're all considered very OP.
>not really as relevant as
it is actually. Aqua have a lot of capacities but no brain to use them correctly. Lalatina and Pregumin are one trick ponies.

>>281234405
NTA but I’ve always been of the belief that Megumin is for Kazuma and Lalatina is for us. Lalatina is our wife. Megumin is perfect for Kazuma. The way they spend time together (like when they made lighters or the daily castle explosions) is proof they’re compatible.

megusex

>>281207644 (OP)
> Its literally an orgasm joke.
That's it, every time she extends that much mana from her and she gets fatigued she feels its next to an orgasm.
> Monkey neurons activate.
Literally just that meme.

>>281232546
>>Small penis
Source?

>>281237537
aqua

>>281207644 (OP)
Sex

>>281233570
Darkness doesn't get off of mocking others.

adultmin

>>281242069
Hmm. Not to bad, chest still DF and collarbones/shoulders exposed.