Thread 281399193

Old Gods vs Human resume battle

where are shubby and yoggy during all this

>>281399193 (OP)
yuri sex

What’s the connection between this trash and the Necronomicon, cosmic horror or anything remotely Lovecraftian?

Based or cringe?

>>281400578
u would know if u watched it

>>281399421
A bunch are waiting in the wings apparently.
I also think the gamemaster is Nyarlathotep.

>>281400907
tick tock man is apparently one of the avatars of Nyarlathotep. thats why people were saying the theory that Kanna was secretly an old one or Narlathotep didnt make sense

>>281400705
beyond based

>>281399193 (OP)
Just watched the quiz episode. The writing of the anime wasn't good but now it's taking a nosedive

>>281400705
If he keeps up the larp for a bit, based

>>281400963
I think all of the participants are secretly fledgling Old Ones. The whole thing about 'stealing' the bodies doesn't add up when we saw last EP they can manifest without them just fine and its only a matter of power.

Hopefully there will be less yuri this episode.

>>281401665
It seems to be all game-focused.

But Kanna totally deserves a little kiss from Miko before Mayu wakes up.

>>281401153
Yeah it wasn’t a great idea overall either. I found it weird that the 1st question they went for saying your interpretation of the question and answer can be correct if you create your own theory of the event/question. But then they immediately abandon that idea to have them spill their own, and their dead teammates, secrets. I still don’t know what they were going for with the initial idea in the 1st one since it didn’t play into them changing their interpretations for their personal questions.

>>281401706
They wanted rorschach test questions that would incriminate the participants, but then realised they couldn't think of anything and dropped the idea.

>>281401583
i dont think all of them are but i could see Miko and Kanna are

Don't Click Here

>>281402369
NOT THE LIVING FIRE

>>281401665
Yuri literally saved this show, stop being a faggot.

hopefully there will be more yuri for the rest of the anime

My wife...

>>281402369
its just a scratch....

I cheered.

You know what?
I'm enjoying this show a good bit now.

Why is she down so bad for a monkey girl who's already taken?

>tower defense
>no one is building towers to defend shit
>instead they have to defend towers

>even the old ones make fun of Eita for being a tryhard
Kek

>>281403568
now KISS

NO
THIS IS NOT HOW TOWER DEFENSE GAMES WORK YOU DOUBLE NYAGGER

>>281403596
Yeah I don't think they knew what a tower defense game is.
I guess fair enough the Old Ones might just get it wrong

Kannabros, we're the endgame! Fuck Cthulhu! >:)

>>281403635
>Yeah I don't think they knew what a tower defense game is.
They explained this, it was all just a dumb pun for defending Tokyo Tower.

>>281403649
>Fuck Cthulhu!
Miko sure will

>>281403568
Yuri harem is spreading to other shows now. I like it.

I really hope that the dante ripoff just does nothing at all that would be hilarious

>>281403568
Girls can love more than one girl.

>>281403596
>>281403635
I know at least one Japanese game where the tower defense works exactly like this and the closest thing to defensive structures you can put out are stationary drones or bombs which you deploy during your action. It's a great VN but a really bad tower defense game.

>>281403649
>Fuck Cthulhu
Don't worry, Miko will be sure to fuck her good.

Webm of Kanna being best girl.

>>281403750
I wish it had actual animations and shit instead of... triangles.

>>281403750
>but a really bad tower defense game.
Honestly I ended having a decent amount of fun with it. It doesn't really test you that much (because it's so easy even on hard) but it was fun to get a good team combo and see it work perfectly.

SEX

>>281400705
>Blinded at the end of the episode
He will be even stronger next week.

necronomico > momentary lily > zenshu

>>281404018
You can't compare GoHands to studios staffed by normal humans.

I feel like Azathoth likes her a bit too much

>>281404018
Turkey! > Momentary Lily > Necronomico
I didn't see Zenshu.

>>281404018
Swap Momentary Lily and Necronomico and I agree, at least for now.

Psycho not so smug anymore

damn

>>281404134
Punished Eito...

BIG

I wished the anime had been this good from the start, it really took a while.
>Eita as Aldebaran was great and made good use of his insecure, spiteful and chuuni character
>Miko and Eita rivalry is being set up well and looks to be a foil in "what are you willing to do and for what"
>Kanna, you were great but you are setting yourself or me up for disappointment in the endgame here...
> KYOTO-BEN?!
The true eldritch chant that mindbreaks even the old ones
Nice to see Kanna getting some revenge for the quiz
The reveal was super obvious, but the taunting made it good.
>a flying tableware
I chuckled.
Old church dude's ENTER in the last two episodes is gonna be epic or dogshit.

Surely Donté, El Exterminador de Demonios, actually does things next episode right?

>>281404054
That's probably one being you absolutely don't want to impress with your potential.

>>281404305
You say that like there aren't 5-6 episodes left.

Is he even going to do anything?

>>281404356
He'll probably die in no time

I want to break this lesbian.

>>281404614
Shut up Eita, start learning braille.

>>281404614
She's already dead

>>281404305
desu only episode 1 was weak. it started being good from the next one

>>281404356
He’ll either save the day or get one shot in the day in the finale.

>>281404134
Blinded by greed… kind of

>>281404614
me too anon, me too

>>281403791
I knew from moment 1 of hearing the motorcycle that they’d do the Akira slide

>>281404614
She seems like one of those lesbians who would have literally never liked men her entire life.

>>281404852
Thats fair when you have Mayu as alternative

>>281403971
Cute when mad

>>281404134
Will he get a new mask to hide it or have the classic bandage wrap?

>>281404994
He gets a mask with fake goggly eyes

>>281404258
Very important close up

>3 episodes ending on taunting donte
>Still has not done anything involving the plot

>>281401706
I feel like of they revealed beforehand that it was broadcasted then it would have made things a lot more engaging. Then it would be understandable why they wouldn't want to reveal their secrets this desperately. The way that the public just completely believed all the secrets that were revealed during the gameshow and didn't just write it off as "it's just part of a script" also irks me. And the gamer should have been arrested on the same day of the murder. They would know if he literally just unplugs the machine

>>281405337
It's not a justification for lazy writing, but remember there's a built-in "the old gods can slightly alter reality" excuse. They wouldn't allow the players to be incapacitated outside the game.

My wife lost...

Cutehulhu

>>281405683
Miko's cute wife.

>>281405337
I imagine Eita was just hiding out somewhere or dodging the cops for a week until this game.

>>281405667
She's retarded, she just had to continue attacking to win but was distracted by Kanna's sick bike tricks.

>>281405777
Speaking of which, everyone else should at least get taken in for questioning since a link between the VR game and the damage in Kyoto has been theorized and all their identities are known.

>>281405683
I like to imagine she's wearing a full latex

yeah, Tick Tock Man is definitely Nyarly, since he hates Cthugha

>>281404047
yeah, GoHands is so much better

>>281405877
Thats all her body

>>281405860
If they’re finally starting to believe it then yeah. Next episode is called “Miko and Kanna’s TV Shot” so maybe they be brought on to regular tv to talk about it.

>>281404614
She would break you.

>>281404852
those kinds are the absolute worst

>>281404356
RIP Ozzy

>>281404726
First two were meh but it keeps getting better.

>>281405914
That was funny that he took that line so personally, but can our gamer recover from the blindness? Will he sink deeper or will they all have to learn to actually work together for a future game?

>>281406104
Unironicly the first person I thought about when I saw his character.
Had to actually look up the voice actors because I was going insane.

>>281403332
>>281403791
I popped off so hard. Holy shit this show got amazing so quick. Kanna's show now.

dont click here if youre eita fan

>Blush and an excuse
Yup, endgame. We are so back.

I liked everybody, even the old gods, making fun of Eita for being overtly chuuni.

Gamerbros... will we ever recover from this episode?

>>281406394
She will die, you can tell from the ED

Is it full blown yuri now?

>>281406457
Punished Gamer will swap sides back, solely for revenge against the Old Gods.

>one-handed akira slide
what a badass

>>281406475
She'll take over Mayu's body and win anyway

>>281406507
Always was.

>>281406507
That depends on your definition of full-blown.
It is a show that has yuri in it, My favorite.

Owned

>>281404614
cthulhu...

>>281406507
Sure. Its been from the start.

Is vatican guy ever gonna do anything

>>281406801
Wakarimas- wait...

Now that's a meme I didn't expect to see referenced.

>>281406905
dorito pope...

>>281406510
honestly I can see that, he is just that spiteful

>>281406962
Even the Muppets used that line against him

Sensei and Eita will die during the next game.

>>281407149
Eita will continue to lose more and more bits as punishment in each game. He's too important for ratings to be killed off.

With a super cub, you can go anywhere.

>>281406801
He vatican't do shit

still don't care about the dykes and cygays' obsession with gayshit

>>281406457
they know we are RIGHT...

>>281404614
ugly shirt

>>281407665
You care enough to seethe about it.

Are Mico and Kanna gonna end up together in a "The message is about moving on from one-sided/old loves" kinda way?

Feels like there's been an odd amount of KannaMico moments for them to do nothing with it.

>>281407665
>I don't care at all!
>That's why I'll go into a thread to make sure all the other users there know that me, the eponymous anonymous, doesn't care about this show!

>>281408013
Would be weird, when there isn't really a reason to move on. But it does feel like there is gonna be some sort of choice/sacrifice being set up here.

>>281400705
based

>>281404134
His other gaming senses will be heightened

Harem ending is the goal.

>>281408252
Cthulhu has enough tentacles for all of them

>>281408222
I expect him to get actually more dangerous and unhinged as he loses more and more things he has to win back.

>>281408286
No Cthulu, Miko will save her lover and get to keep Kanna.

>>281408327
Miko will get to have Cthulhu, Mayu, and Kanna.

>>281406457
I thought he was going to die multiple times in this episode so I'm actually surprised he's still in the game. He might get Hastur to lend more powers to him to make up for the lack of vision? And then he'll job again and lose an arm.

>>281400705
Some would say...Cringekino.

>>281408013
>>281408073
Kanna is Another avatar of Nyarly. DONT FALL FOR THE COSPLAY OF A SAD BACKSTORY

Isnt Kanna underage and Miko an adult

The tower defense ended with everyone (mostly) alive! But now the broken gods have more and more control over the planet, how is humanity gonna react to this? I think next episode should be all about that, you can even have dante help for that since he is from The Vatican, come on man, get God, Jesus, Allah, Zeus, The Budda and Niggerman himself to form a team of super friends or something, just stop aurafarming and do something. In other news, is Eita a candidate for KWAB of the year?
>gets bullied
>kills 3 people to get revenge on the guy
>kills the guy
>gets exposed
>literally betrays the entirety of humanity to the people who exposed him just to farm enough points to force everyone to forget about it
>fails to win the 1v4, gets ran over, called a bitch then blinded

The entire human race depends on Kanna at this point desu, but she IS the goat, so well survive... I hope

I really have no idea how this is going to end...

>>281409525
are u saying shes a goat ?

>>281409608
Miko goes insane with her face stuffed between Mayu's giant tits.

>>281408570
Kazuhira Eita

>>281409407
She couldn't get a job at the tranny's bar in episode 1 because she's underage.

To be fair, from the tv view even the town only looked like it got damage in just those few couple of spots they were defending. So it should be able to bounce back fine enough.

>>281409608
The old gods are defeated and Mayu wakes up with Cthulhu's personality.

The animation whenever Eita fought was pretty good.

Nobody noticed that Chtu-gha's main boss wave was a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

>>281410648
It was actually pretty decent when they were on the bridge

>>281409617
God, what I would love to see ol' Shubby show up to throw a wrench in the game.

>>281406368
I'd love it if they pull off a similar twist to this again.

>>281410648
The slow-mo of Cthugha getting shot too

>>281403568
I-Is Miko two-timing???

So... is this better or worse than CyGames previous disaster (Apocalypse Hotel)?

>>281412507
Both are good If you want action - Necro if you want chill - Hotel

>>281404356
I hope not. Keep him stuck in this loop of briefly showing his face every episode, then when everything is dealt with give him an after-credits scene where he just goes "my job here is done".

>>281404356
He shows up in the last scene of the last episode to interrupt the kiss between Miko and the reawakened Mayu and starts lecturing them about the evils of sodomy.

>>281412507
This is a marvellous trainwreck with cute eldritch horrors. A giant leap up.

>>281413364
>A giant leap up.

How can this be true without Tanuki-shit?

>>281409608
Niggerman is actually going to save everyone

>>281413452
By taking over Miko's body.

>>281412507
Apoc had its moments but this one is better.

>>281406646
She's just menstruating.

>>281406316
From best girl to the protagonist. Kanna feels more like the MC at some points.

>>281415741
So wait, why does Kanna and the scientist lady get actual guns while Miko and teach only get joke weapons?

>>281415741
How much strength must she have in a single arm to lift Miko up from her jacket? It's VR but it was mentioned they have their regular physical abilities.

>>281415765
For all intents and purposes Kanna is the deuteragonist even though she's not the main heroine in the sense of the protagonist's love interest.

>So wait, why does Kanna and the scientist lady get actual guns while Miko and teach only get joke weapons?
All up to chance apparently.

Wasn't that a little bit too cruel for Kanna, they took her down, and then took her up, only to take her down again even lower, it would have been nicer to burn her alive or something.

>>281404614
Those are the tomboys I like, but they are so rare. She reminds me of Ryuuko from KlK.

every girl in this show is ugly

>>281405205
I bet he's just a LARPing streamer or something but too afraid or stupid to confront the old ones so he just acts as if he was about to start a war against them while doing nothing.

>>281404258
These cowards need to actually draw the cleavage line of her rancid nerd milk more often.

>>281399193 (OP)
old god new bad

>>281403750
>>281403635
It's really weird. For example Hundred Line - Last Defense Academy is also called a Tower Defense game ingame and the characters there fight to defend shield generators.
Sure there's a character that can place towers but that skill is literally the most useless one in the game.

>>281404018
>>281404047
It makes sense in this case.
I heavily suspect GoHands is run by outer entities.

The quiz really fucking sucked but this episode was randomly epic.

>>281417039
>I heavily suspect GoHands is run by outer entities.
What makes you think that?

>>281403332
I always enjoy when someone gets a bike in the face.

>>281405877
based latex enjoyer
and lucky amogus

What if eldritch entities were sexy?

Yes, that's the frame. Bitchiness really is the cutest trait an anime girl can have.

I can't fucking stand Miko but I enjoy almost everything else about this show. It's a complicated feeling. Can Cthulhu rape the bitchiness out of her?

>>281417596
Why wouldn't she be bitchy in these circumstances?

>>281417196
* No idea how humor functions
* No idea how movement in less than 4 dimensions work
* No idea about how humans interact
GoHands makes anime as if they observed reality but never lived in it.

>>281404134
honestly I was expecting him to lose his humanity

>>281412507
I though apoc was goated wtf Especially the second to last episode

>>281417596
I love Miko but I love tomboys in general so I'm biased.

>>281407665
cope

>>281418406
Lesbian tomboys are the best

>>281413858
I'm so tired of seeing this prick. Why is the show still insisting that we need to see the males? Nobody cares about them.

>>281409608
A happy yuri ending

>>281409608
The old gods make it so that females can impregnate other females, leading to the extinction of males

well it was a nice thread while it lasted

>>281413199
I can dig it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTpl93q3Bc

>>281409407
When it comes to yuri, age is simply just a number. No one cares if one of the girls is underage and one isn't; yuri is pure no matter what.

>>281408252
Specifically a yuri harem

>>281408013
Oh god no. The trope of "gays can't have a happy ending" has been overplayed. We NEED a happy ending for these two cute lovebirds.

>>281407665
Keep seething, anti-yuri het cuck

I didn't know that crunchyroll releases the episodes before they're even TV broadcasted...

>>281406507
It's been yuri since episode 1

>>281407665
Anyone who isn't a /pol/chud loves yuri, fucking faggot

>>281403734
Honestly, I'd prefer it if the males just stopped appearing on screen.

spamming is against the rules

>>281403750
A huge shame that the game is full of hetshit and fujoshit.

>>281407665
...because yuri is the most popular genre in Japan? It's so popular in fact that they've been slowly injecting more yuri-coded moments into Uma Musume despite it being a hetshit franchise for lonely pathetic otaku to self-insert into.

why's she so tsundere
Who's going to win the Necronomicobowl?

>>281416195
All Girls Are Cute.

Especially the gay ones.

>>281419657
why are you fucking lying like this
newer umas have been incredibly (You)sexual

>>281419702
Yuri Harem end

>>281419771
Yeah, but for female trainers

>>281419809
fuck off retard, literally only dober's stuff changes based on your gender

>>281419702
>Who's going to win the Necronomicobowl?
Yuri harem ending

>>281419702
>Who's going to win the Necronomicobowl?
If it's not a yuri harem ending then Kanna and Miko

>>281419829
NTA but so many characters and dialog are very yuri-coded; how could someone look at a character like Orfevre and think "she's definitely made for hetfags"?

>281419873
>coded
holy shit, kill yourself NOW

>>281418507
Love the meltdown

>>281419983
What's that about?

>>281419873
hetfags and normalfags in general think every single thing is made for them by default, and that if something is undeniably not for them, that was done in error and should be rectified

>>281419426
>goes to a yuri board
>goes into a yuri thread
>sees people talk about yuri
>"WAAAAAAAH, WHY SO MANY YURI POSTS????"
Your so retarded that it hurts. Is this your new tactic, Majimafag?

>>281418507
It's funny seeing how further and further away Granblue got away from hetshittery.

>>281420007
Uma Musume was originally going to be a yuri franchise but I guess the horse owners and Cygames got cold feet but, after it exploded in popularity in Japan, Cygames has seemingly dropped the mask and made it blatantly a yuri game. You'd have to be a hetfag huffing insane amounts of copium to not see the obvious yuri "undertones" that the game has.

>>281416175
Yeah she's like ryuko but take away the aura and all you get is her shouting at anything that moves.

>>281420006
Hetfags got hetbaited by surprise yuri.

>>281420098
uma musume actually makes a distinction between male and female horses, it's just that both male and female horses are girls
it also has an intersex girl based on an IRL intersex racehorse

>>281420117
She's better than Ryuko in my book because Ryuko wasn't gay.

>>281420218
don't respond to the shitposter
just report and ignore

>>281420218
also fine motion isn't intersex in uma musume

>>281420218
The very first trailer Cygames released made it very clear that the franchise was originally a yuri one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYrVKLBhitE
They were just waiting for hetfags to line their pockets before making it yuri like they originally intended (even if not as explicit)

are there any horse girls in the cthulhu mythos?

>>281417596
The only way to get rid of the bitchiness is to have her be the bottom when having sex with Kanna or Mayu

yuri is great because its for both male and female audience. also everything is justified if its a cute girl doing it

>>281420368
Or Kutulufu.

>>281420368
that'd just turn her into a brat

>>281403791
Love it when a badass gay girl brutally btfo's a moid.

>>281420389
I fucking kneel at your basedry.

>>281420315
Uhh, not that I remember.
I think the closest we get is like a scary black dog. At least it looks mammalian

>>281420389
This 100%. Even just 2 seconds of two girls kissing makes even the blandest hetslop more interesting.

>>281420389
Based.

>>281402369
>>281403971
>>281405667
>>281406646
Seeing this smug brat get a taste of her own medicine makes gives me catharsis. I love when a smug character gets pissed and loses it.

>>281420389
TRVTH

>>281399193 (OP)
This show just gets better and better, I definitely did not expect this after the first episode and the dumb 3D graphics.

>>281400705
Based. Made for correcting rude brats like Miku.

>>281404356
He'll drop badass lines every episode just like he did in this one and bait people into thinking he's gonna do something.

>>281420549
same, villainous breakdowns are the best

>>281420409
Do you never feel weird when your boogieman never talks like this and only you do when LARPing as them?
What mental illness compels this behaviour?

>>281402369
>>281405667
I was surprised when Cthugha got shot. She screamed and felt pain. I thought the Old Ones were basically untouchable. I wonder if the same applies to the others.

>>281420389
The only "people" that hate yuri are fujos.

>>281420787
they're possessing normal humans as avatars, remember

>>281420389
Truth nuke

>>281420808
They're in the VR, right now they aren't posessing anything. This seems more like a consequence of their need to their idea of "fairness". If the humans can feel pain, so do they.

>>281420389
This. This so much.

>>281402577
Yuri did not save this show. Yuri has been an integral part of this show from the very beginning. Removing the yuri from this show is no different to just removing the entire script entirely. Without it, this show wouldn't even exist.

>>281417026
Apparently Space Invaders is considered a Tower Defense game. Which fits I guess, even if it makes no fucking sense to me.

>>281421095
that's not true at all, it was just yuribait until last episode, and it doesn't fall apart if you remove that

>>281408252
We really need more yuri harems. Hetfags always get to have harems.

>>281403729
>>281403739
>>281421131
>>281408252
>>281418933
Reminder this is all one person, and he's constantly talking to himself to try and pretend his fetishes are popular.

>>281406507
This has been a yuri show from the very beginning.

>>281421216
>pretend his fetishes are popular.
Are you living under a rock, anon? Yuri has been really popular since at least 2017 (just throwing out a random number but it's around this time). Since the 2020s we've been getting more yuri shows in half a decade that what we got between 2010 to 2020.

Futhermore, /a/ itself has always been a pro-yuri board. Were you not around when we exuberantly discussed Mai-hime?

>>281421459
fuck off already you retarded ban-evader

>>281421459
Ignore that anon. He's an anti-yuri shitposter who tries to make us look bad. He's a literal spic who accuses others of samefagging. We had to deal with him in other threads and he's been going at it for literal years.

>281421459
>281421487

I wonder why some people enter yuri threads and then get mad when they see people discussing yuri. Is it some sort of mental illness?

>>281421558
They start malding so hard that they think it's only one person kek
There's a billion yuri threads on the catalog. Do they really think it's one person posting in them?

>>281421574
They're always having a melty whenever they see yuri threads. It's best just to ignore them.

>>281421613
I wonder if it's the Majimafag. Heard he got mindbroken so hard by the yuri in Azur Lane that he spends his time malding at us lol

>>281421670
Most anti-yurifags are just /pol/ and /v/ tourists. You can easily spot them when they start spouting the usual slurs like the T-slur.

does this guy seriously think we can't tell he's samefagging

>>281420808
Yeah, I kept that in mind when I pointed that out. But since they're in VR, I didn't expect them to be able to get hurt and feel pain as if they were in their physical forms. Especially considering they're not the players.

>>281421751
the players can get hurt, so why not

>>281417343
>>281417701
You two made really good points.

>>281403678
>>281403778
Miko won't do that unless Mayu takes over or something like that. Remember how she was pissed at Cthulhu in the last episode just because she kissed her? She's loyal to Mayu.

I honestly wish this show was an all-girls cast.