Thread 281567098

What is the correct response to this, /a/?

>>281567098 (OP)
it was all in cuckji's head btw

>>281567098 (OP)
there's no partnership with Asuka, it's either complete domination or nothing at all.

>>281567098 (OP)
中出し

>>281567595
And yet there's a callback to that scene in EoE, when all three girls are actually present due to instrumentality

>>281568222
ANAL CREAMPIES 4 LYFE

>>281568222
I rather complete submission.

>>281568342
still in cuckji's head but now for everyone in instrumentality to witness

>>281568467
You don't get it, do you?

asushin lost and got raped

>>281569366
you cry about this every day

>>281567098 (OP)
No way fag

>>281569366
>>281569023
Oh, he's seething again. Kiwifarms really buck broke him

>>281569393
You missed his meltdown this morning. He legit thinks only one person on this site thinks he's a fucking retard

Also, he really does seethe about this everyday
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/Asushin%20lost/

>spend 20 years obsessing over headcanons and fanfics
>loses

lol

>>281569635
Chadsuke, being a bro and keeping archive of Shinji's and Asuka's love making. What a chad.

>>281569635
>outsinde
>norice
You lost.

>281569366
>281569648
>has melty everyday
>kiwifarms finds out
>only thing he cN do is cry about Asushin
Lol

>>281569688
>y-y-you lose
Projecting and while Kiwifarms keks

If Asushin lost why is it thay everyday you have a melty? Most people don't metldown over a ship they say lost. Makes you think something triggered him.

>>281567098 (OP)
why did Shinji imagine Asuka with smaller breasts?

>>281569767
He knew that flat is justice

>>281569767
Did he?

asushin sisters... we lost...

He's having a melty

>>281569648
no one cares about the rebuilds anymore little bro

>>281569767
Bigger than Rei's used to be

Asukabros...

>>281570084
>loses in the show
>loses in the movie
>loses in the manga
>isn't even the main heroine in the games
Sorry for your loss

Imagine all four of them in some terrible depressing orgy. Would they all just cry, instead of fucking? Would Misato molest the pilots? Would Shinji jerk off in the corner?

>>281570185
>>281570191
>BLACKED posting
Lmao holy melty

>>281570239
Misato has Kaji
Of the people remaining only Shinji and Asuka have a sex drive, but they would both rather die than admit it to another human being

>>281568440
This happens afterwards.

>>281568222
Yeah...

>>281570239
>Would Shinji jerk off in the corner?
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/x65j00.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/rs7179.gif
https://files.catbox.moe/1sgvbu.jpeg

>>281571074
>>281571102
sigh, OOC yurislop yet again...

>>281571551
Rei's property

>>281569489
This. I would introduce her to Kensuke after.

>>281572601
The guy who was selling creepshots of her from the very second she set foot in japan?

>>281572601
KEK

>>>281567098 (OP)

Uhhh no I just want to put my penis inside you

>>281572601
>>281572691
>he wants to watch another man fuck Asuka
Why are Kensuke faggots always into cuck shit and what's with the samefagging?

>Kensuke schizo after typing
>This. I would introduce her to Kensuke after.
>And samefagging with KEK

>>281567098 (OP)
Who cares, that's not what happened

asushin? lost.

>>281573037
is this from the beavis and butthead reboot?

>>281573050
Technically speaking, it happened in the movie

>>281573037
Not anime or manga btw.

>>281573050
>I don't like women
Well we >>281573052
Still seething at Kiwifarms already knew that

>>281573103
King of the hill is anime faggot but you're brown so who gives a fuck

>>281573206
kill yourself

>>281569771
>>281573050
>t.samefag

>>281573037
He does day that but he does not look like that

>>281567098 (OP)
"Yes, I will now proceed to ravish your bumhole, bent over."

>>281572552
Asuka wouldn't kill her own wife.

Asuka is one of those girls that don't belong to no man, they belong to something else

>>281573536
These characters basically hate each other
Weird that all the yuriposting happens with characters that do not like the other instead of the actual lesbians like Maya
Even Mari and Asuka had some weird touchy dynamic in the rebuilds

>>281573579
The streets?

>>281567098 (OP)
>The correct answer
Dont stick your dick in crazy

>>281573579
nice pits

>>281568467
>>281567595
instrumentality is everyone together in one head speedwatcher anon

>>281571074
That last one is canon.

>>281567098 (OP)
Yeehaw! Fuck the law!

>>281574497
People forget man...

>>281574057
well I guess i am retarded

>>281574057
What if it's the lack of dick that's making them crazy?

>>281568342
>Hey Shinji

>>281567098 (OP)
I’d beg to be with Ritsuko instead

>>281577094
>Detoxics the hag from Gendo's micropenis
>Stops instrumentality
Based anon, your sacrifice will be remembered.

>>281567098 (OP)
Put a baby in her

>>281577094
She isn't attractive.

>>281576664
thats a huge gamble.
record all the conversations you had with her. why? because in this day and age, thera are people that at the slightest whiff of a breakup, will want to turn your life upside down.

>>281577094
>begging for evil science man's sloppy seconds

>>281569767
anon gainax couldn't even decide is an EVA was 10 meters tall or 50

>>281571313
>proactive rei

>>281577738
you're fucking high

>>281570541
>Misato has Kaji

Kaji is DEAD. Everybody tries to gloss over this. By the end of the show Kaji is DEAD. Kaji has had a bullet put in his head. And ghost Rei doesn't seem to show up for him so he's perma-dead, unlike, potentially, Ritsuko and Misato. Misato can't be happy with Kaji because Kaji is DECEASED.

>>281567098 (OP)
Asuka's hymen was torn by Kensuke

>>281577888
Programmer girls eat their mates, anon.

>>281577094
Why is she a Nirvana fan?

>>281578457
Canonically correct

>>281577738
>eyemole
>smokes
>probably a slob

>unattractive

Just look at this epitome of beauty.

>>281578527
Of course they deepthroat. Wouldn't be hackers if they didn't.

>>281578688
Not really, pretty sure khara staff (if not Miyamura herself) clarified that he's not that kinda guy in an interview

>>281578689
Why is her head so fucking small in this image

>>281577888
That's some hot shit

>>281579726
>>281578689
Mayabro don't look!

>>281578689
it would be perfect if a cat was sleeping with her

>>281578689
>probably a slob
her office is spartan and empty, nothing in her personality indicates it either

Rei

>>281567098 (OP)
Pic-related

>>281581573
pe

>>281581573
butt

>>281568869
>"JUST LOOKING AT YOU MAKES ME SICK!"
>"Bitch, then why are you riding my dick?!"

>>281569366
movies are not canon

I still don’t get why Kensuke shitposters act like this. The Rebuild movies never showed him and Asuka having any relationship beyond being friends.

The adults set up and fully expected Shinji and Asuka to become a couple. That's why they were put under the same roof. I don't know who came up with the plan, but Gendou at least would have signed off on it. Shinji wasn't the highest-status male of Asuka's age group present by a huge margin so it's completely obvious she'd go for him, which the adults of course understood. If Shinji wasn't this weird alien they'd 100% be a pair in almost no time at all.

>>281583279
>The adults set up and fully expected Shinji and Asuka to become a couple. That's why they were put under the same roof.
Are you high?

>>281583606
Yes

>>281578267
do you guys think Hyuga has a chance?

>>281567098 (OP)
anons
I have questions
why do all Eva pilots have to be 14 year old kids? I know the meta reason is because manga is for high school aged children, but why in universe?
and what is the point of the human instrumentality project? Why would Steele want everyone to turn into red goo?

>>281567098 (OP)
>>281585309
oh also, where do the angels come from? I know they come from Adam and the second impact blah blah, I mean, like they just randomly show up attacking Tokyo-3. Where were they from the time of the second impact till when they die?

>>281585309
>why do all Eva pilots have to be 14 year old kids?
Wasn't there something about older people getting rejected by the EVAs, because, they aren't as mentally flexible any longer, or something like that?

>>281585498
I haven't heard anyone say it yet, the only mentioning I got was just saying "eva pilots must be 14" and it's a strange limitation

>>281585309
>>281585498
My headcanon is because only people born after the second impact can pilot the Eva, and because the 2nd impact happened in the year 2000, naturally the oldest people born after it are 14-15 years old children.

>>281568264
The only correct answer

>>281581573
Asuka's wife

Sorry my friends but Kensuke fucked Asuka and this is undoubtedly canon.
We just have to accept this and move on.

>>281586999
Trips of truth

>>281587062
>>281586999
https://desuarchive.org/a/search/text/Kensuke%20fucked%20Asuka/

Get a new shitpost. Yesterday bitch fit you threw was just fucking sad

>Sorry my friends but Kensuke fucked Asuka and this is undoubtedly canon.
We just have to accept this and move on.

>>281587103
How can stating canon facts be a shitpost?

>>281587225
>>281586999
>>281585566
Looks like the lolcow is ready to melty. Before he really starts here's him samefagging and posting cuck shit

>>281587225
>>281587062
>>281586999
>canon facts
The only canon fact. Kiwifarms outed you

>>281587815
Wrong Image

>>281587914
>>281587342
Kek

>>281587914
>>281587342
He does say both those thimgd

So what did Kiwifarms day to trigger him this bad?

>>281588027
I don't know but he legit thinks everyone is the same person on that site

Why are you still unable to write without typos?

>>281588105
Why haven't you posted proof of skin yet?

Doesn’t Kensuke exclusively have sex with black men

>>281588105
Aren't you brown?

>>281588224
Yes, it's a canon

>>281578666
because she’s got taste

>>281589145
Wrong image here the right one

Reminder everytime you see a Kensuke, shit like >>281589145 or shit like pic. It's being posted by a little brown faggot who got made fun of on kiwifarns

>>281589145
This pretty much summarizes what he is trying to do lmao.

>>281589711
>>281589145
ESL bro.....

It would be nice to have one thread without the Kensuke schizo having a melty and spamming the same shitty shitposts

Asuka is a realistic depiction of a traumatized 14 year old girl. All you need to handle her is a fraction of a spine, and that's why so many otaku gravitate towards Rei, the blank plot device they can project their own desires onto instead of dealing with another human being.

Also Asuka is sexy.

There isn't ever a moment when I'm reminded of Evangelion that I do not wish its phenomenal animation and striking imagery hadn't been wasted on some shitty show about some fucking insufferable teenagers. One of the most wasted potentials in the history of animation.

>>281577768
I miss when society was okay with abuse against women.

>>281590065
>All you need to handle her is a fraction of a spine
There's no fixing BPD.