Thread 281585796

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>>281586094
And thus she became Music Critic Slayer

>>281586038
>>281585976
>when will this gremlin shut up for a second i swear to god

>>281586126
CG must really suck at cooking.

>>281586253
And that's the chapter.

>>281586268
Probably more like GS is used to eating the most bland ass food because for him it's just fuel and doesn't care about flavor

>>281585958
I think my brain has been corrupted by elves, I thought the panel of the rhea's smile was another one of the Elf Swordswoman's ghost panels.

>>281586373
>Probably more like GS is used to eating the most bland ass food because for him it's just fuel and doesn't care about flavor
Isn't that normal?

>>281585796 (OP)
I'm surprised this shit never got axed. Did it ever get good or did it just remain misery porn. I stand by the idea that it would have been a better story if GS was a female.

>>281586962
>I'm surprised this shit never got axed.
You have to be a pretty new manga reader if you don't know by now that the only thing that matters is sales.

>>281586961
In a field environment yes, but not for most circumstances

>>281587019
That's been proven wrong time and time again by popular and high selling Blurays not getting more seasons. I'm pretty sure Goblin Slayer is being funded by the light novel and the manga isn't as popular as you seem to think.

It’s hard to imagine Goblins in the GS world being this joke bottom-barrel garbage beginner quest issue. Why? Because you seemingly can’t go ANYWHERE without being attacked by hordes of Goblins. It seems like the threat level is much more severe than being low-pay garbage GS has to take on pro bono all the time. Why isn’t the army out doing regular anti-Goblin patrols and clearing out nests if it’s THIS persistent a threat to the people? Literal invading armies do less damage over the long run.

>>281586085
"Yes."
If you only knew, tiny bard, if you only knew.

>>281585828
She's preggers now

>>281587423
>Why isn’t the army out doing regular anti-Goblin patrols and clearing out nests if it’s THIS persistent a threat to the people?
Because armies suck at dealing with widely dispersed opponents, so gobs are left for tiny teams of tiny adventurers.
Because gobs are the least dangerous things out there, so the army has bigger fish to fry.
Because the Kingdom realizes that gobs make incredibly shitty minions, so letting them survive actually fouls up the plans of other more dangerous non-prayers.

>>281587154
Man, instead of admitting that you're an idiot, you doubled down and proved it completely.
http://shosekiranking.blog.fc2.com/?q=%E3%82%B4%E3%83%96%E3%83%AA%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B9%E3%83%AC%E3%82%A4%E3%83%A4%E3%83%BC%E5%A4%96%E4%BC%9D%EF%BC%9A%E3%82%A4%E3%83%A4%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AF%E3%83%B3

>>281586022
>>281586038
When will the Tolkien estate sue?

>>281588355
>march 2025
>not even top 100
Goblin Sissies... we lost...

>>281588615
you are so much of a newfag it's almost embarrassing
lurk for a couple of years before posting

>>281588121
BTW what would GS do if he saw his own kingdom actually using Goblins as servants? I don’t mean doing experiments, but actually putting collars on them and making them go out and do work. Would this enrage him to the point of doing whatever he could to end the practice? Or would he just think they’re better under some kind of control then running around free? What if there was a corrupt noble using Goblins to terrorize the countryside for some reason?

>>281588659
Seethe more I've been here 20 years and I'll be here another 20. Sorry your manga is getting mogged by over 100 serializations. You should be embarrassed for defending it instead.

>>281585988
>breakfast
>second breakfast
>lunch
>supper
>dinner
>dessert

>>281588762
No you haven't, you've most likely barely been here a day if you don't know simple things like this.

>>281585976
Would multiple fires over an area be beneficial?

>>281586085
>>281586094
God damn.

>>281588825
>>281585988
Just how much do they shit?

>>281588912
>Y..you're new because you don't know the mediocre sales of a bad manga
What causes this retardation.

>>281589043
A constant stream of feces.

>>281589124
You don't know even the most basic of stuff, and you dare call others retarded.
Go back to gaia newfag.

>>281586051
A perfect world would be boring. I don't mind the unfairness and cruelty. It just means you had a bad draw. Better luck next life.

>>281589205
By this post I can tell that you're privileged and have never had any real issues in life.
You need to be 18 to post here.

>>281586373
>>281586126
How can I do that too?

>>281586161
How do you take a crap at night? It's too dangerous in the dark and has you completely vulnerable.

>>281586188
Would GS work himself to death if you gave him adderal or concentrated caffeine pills?

>>281586253
I admire him so much. I went through painful and traumatic stuff too, but instead became like Rudeus' past self. A lazy, fat shut in.

>>281588750
Keeping goblins on the straight and narrow would be more work than you could get out of them, a net loss that is, so only an idiot would try.
Anyone who manged to tard-wrangle gobs into a terrorist mob would get what the desert dwelling dimwits got.

>>281586161
>Gets arrowed
>"I'm not hungry..."
>"Don't fret too much about it, okay?"
>That smile
is cow gonna be okay

>>281590135
She's some undead thrall to the vampire.

>>281590171
oh, i guess it explains the lack of bleeding too

>>281590135
The arrow whead was dipped in goblin semen and penetrated her womb. She's pregnant!

>>281590171
I'd like to think she's just got a stupidly thick hide and it's just being played as a joke but there's a lot of stuff that could point to something this chapter

>>281590135
rip :(

>>281588967
Only if you have enough people and fuel to keep them going.

>>281585907
>>281586112
>>281586161
Shot and not bleeding, no sign of a bandage or mention of healing being done, isn't hungry despite being huge and walking all day, and warns them not to worry if they can't wake her up.
Yeah, my money's on her not being a normal minotaur. Something's clearly up with the driver and everything about the carriage that isn't Minstrel and Goblin Slayer.

>>281590398
She's definitely thick.

>>281585841
put on some shoes you nasty bitch

>>281586161
>if you have trouble waking me up, im dead

>>281586161
do you think taking her panties off would be enough to wake her up?

>>281586962
It's a healing story

>>281586962
wrong thread?

>>281591314
It has really good sales, don't try to argue with that retard.

>>281585841
Ah, no rubies in the grass!

>>281585907
Almost expected her to be shot in the ass

>>281590628
>Something's clearly up with the driver and everything about the carriage that isn't Minstrel and Goblin Slayer.
Agree, but I'm not too sure about the Minstrel.

>>281590171
Don't thralls still need to eat? Or how does she get energy to function?

>>281591719
Those arrows just bounced off.

>>281591902
Driver-chan took her to the back so the Vamp could top her up.

>>281586373
>>281586961
He eventually gets better at fooding.

>>281590171
i'm thinking the carriage driver is a sorcerer and the cow's her familiar somehow. exerting enhanced control over the cow might be making her tired. might be a flesh golem with a glamour spell or something.

>>281586161
>the footsteps of DAWN
cowthrall is ready to KILL

>>281587423
It's more that rookies are just sent out there with rarely any training and they get way in over there head trying to rank up as quickly as possible. You'll get incidents like female merchant and sword maiden, but a vampire lord is destroying the countryside as well

>>281586022
dwarfbors not like this

>>281585947
>>281585958
>>281585976
>>281585988
>>281586005
>>281586022
>>281586038
>>281586051
>>281586085
>>281586094
cute hobbit
DELIVERING POWERFUL STROKES

>>281586022
"Dwarves are full of parasites."
The Bard isn't a Rhea; she's a midget Elf.

>>281585876
>Gosh my bum aches
From what?

>>281588825
>no desert for lunch
Are you a fucking masochist?

>>281592614
so, is she notLinzi?
Or is the game not known enough for that.

>>281591801
Nah, we saw plenty of Minstrel well before the carriage. Enough to be confident that she's what she appears - a bard fed up with trying to sell epic fantasy works to theaters that just want farces, and left town looking for inspiring adventures she couldn't find in brick canyons of the city.

>>281585988
Fucking fempippin

>>281593372
The mystery-carriage escort job came along too conveniently. Minstrel is involved with those other people somehow.

>>281593911
Forcing Goblin Slayer to work with Minstrel was Guild Girl's idea. She and Inspector are the ones who set GS up to take the carriage escort job. So as far as we know, she took care of everything including setting up the carriage, and all Minstrel did was agree to her plan and to be a passenger on the carriage.

>>281586085
Drop the bomb

>>281590171
Wonder how Vamps are seen in this world.

>>281587423
This series literally spawned the term "Native Isekai". Don't think too hard about the plot.

ganbare giant cow don't suddenly die!

>>281590135
>>281590628
My bet is the cow is already dead and she's being used as a tool by the driver girl, just like horses are used in necromancy. In another manga, a necromancer explains that there are two ways to revive something: one as puppets where they depend on the magician's instructions, and the other where the person still retains their autonomy but can't stray too far from the magician or they'll return to their corpse state. Also, if the magician loses their life, everyone turns to dust.

This is the reason why the driver is so tired. Damn, I really loved that cow.

>>281595075
>just like horses are used in necromancy

>>281594831
So silly that this is what spawned that instead of one that actually has in-universe stat screens and shit.

>>281594809
The one that Priestess, Club Fighter, Cleric, and Harefoot Hunter fought was evil as fuck, but there might be some laid back vamps out there.

>>281595514
It's more to do with it having an Adventure Guild™ than anything else. And I agree with them, it's a dogshit trope.

>>281585796 (OP)
Rape?

>>281594809
Vampire are always evil in this world.
But there was one who was born from noble lineage but got cursed into being something like a vampire.
She's a good vampire, well not exactly vampire, there's a term for her kind.

You should all play nightmare feast.

>>281595932
Naw, actually having it in that kind of world actually made sense.
But then again it's not like you actually read it.

>>281587423
This is because goblins are rated by their individual threat, which is very low. An equivalent in our world: during the Middle Ages, beasts like lions, wolves, and even mythological beasts like dragons were feared. But the real threat was actually rat fleas. Even so, there were hundreds of famous beast hunters, but the true heroes were the rat hunters. There are records that cities that had these services suffered fewer casualties from the plague.

>>281595514
Well it's not like this series really spawned it. Some retard who wanted to use "isekai" as a synonym for "trash" tried to coin the term when he got ass blasted that he kept getting getting corrected that no, this and various other series weren't isekai, they were just fantasy.

>>281594809
Generally they're evil and seen as such. One of those sort of inevitable things when they're blood drinkers that seldom have restraint.

>>281594831
>native isekai
That's called fantasy.

>>281594831
There are no video game RPG elements like status bars or inventory systems that an isekai would have in this though.

>>281596938
when it's actually good

>>281586145
Sleep tight ugly

Are there more pissing lolis in this manga or was the priest loli one just a bait

Just read the superior D&D native isekai

>>281596078
Poor rats.

>>281596162
>>281596938
>>281596994
I don't know why people get so confused by this term. It simply implies that the protagonist is placed in a different environment. By "world," the Japanese mean a setting, not necessarily a planet or dimension. For example, Futurama and Inuyasha are isekais. One is a scyfi genre and the other is a historical/folklore genre. Both take place in our world, but in different historical periods.

Having video game elements doesn't make it an isekai. For example, Magical Circle Guru Guru has a ton of JRPG elements and isn't an isekai; it's just fantasy; the protagonists belong to that world/setting.

>>281596994
One of the better recent pages.

>>281597594
A woman!

>>281597628
Language evolves and the meaning of words changes anon.

>>281595514
It's not even narou. It's amazing how off the mark that was.

>>281595075
No..
...Can reanimated corpses get pregnant?

>>281590628
>>281595075
True
Most probably the cow is already dead.

>>281586236
>>281586253
What if Cow and the Necromance will try to kill them both at night?

So will goblin slayer off himself and asked to be revived as undead since that is an obvious upgrade against goblins

>>281598120
But then he'll be under the direct or indirect control of the necromancer, and he doesn't like that

>>281597594
So what was the answer? They ignored it. I thought the door would yell out the answer out of frustration before dying, but that never happened.

>>281597594
>manga-original
That's cheating.

>>281590628
Isn't this based loosely on dnd, necromancy shouldn't be this advanced for some no one

>>281592033
This is so awkward if you just read the spoken lines

>>281585815
How does the driver see behind herself? Why didn't GS just knock on the roof? Trying to be too tacticool here.

>>281599547
>Isn't this based loosely on dnd
Not exactly. It's *inspired* by D&D and a bunch of other stuff. So while there's a lot of D&D influence, it's not particularly bound by any of D&D's rules.

>>281599688
So its sorta like record of lodoss war

Since minotaur is some kind of undead we're going to see her get exorcised or whatever happens when her master dies. They're going to make me sad again.

>>281599593
GS' main strength is not eloquence.

>>281599688
GS refers to RPGisms all the time. Spell casts per day (rest), stat numbers are never revealed, but they are there, as are levels. Year One novel actually mentions GS's starting levels when he registers. And did you miss all the talk about dice rolling.
Honorable mentions: critical hits mentioned.

Besides, the idiotic notion of adventuring and quests being centrally organised with a heaps of paper bureaucracy, he ranks, textbook native isekai shit. Japanese can't live without their system and hierarchy, kek.

Has to be said that GS is nowhere near the worst when it comes to these. I would not even call it slop. But thinking it's special just because it mostly references tabletop instead of mmmorpg and crpg GUIs is at best a gimmick.

>>281600407
The adventurers guild has got to be some sort of allegory for those part time job offices they have.

>>281600682
The dream:
>Be free, roam the world in search of unexplored lands, wild wastes and forgotten ruins
>Be your own master, live just from your own strength and wit

Nipwank online:
>Alright, underclassman, you will go through this registration
>Fill out of these forms and read thwese regulations, by signing you declare you agree to be bound with out procedures and accept your testicles torture as appropriate.
>This office lady is your direct superior, you will only perform tasks stamped-on by her.
>You will report everything you do, in writing.
>Your performance WILL be watched and evaluated.

>>281595514
>>281594831
It was shitpost term made to troll people

>>281595514
>>281597691
Yeah, it is a bit unfair to GS.

Regardless, it evolved into a very fitting insult for trash that deserves it, though.

Word meanings always morph over time.

>>281599756
A little. Record of Lodoss War was a D&D campaign that was novelized and the setting modified when the D&D rights holders weren't interested in working with them. Goblin Slayer is more like an avid tabletop gamer and fantasy novel reader decided to try writing a novel. The influences are obvious, but it doesn't really adhere to the rules of any its influences if it doesn't feel like it.

>>281600407
>And did you miss
>But thinking it's special
What are you babbling on about? He asked if the series was based on D&D because he was confused as what the series appears to be doing with necromancy at the moment doesn't fit with what he knows of D&D. I clarified for him that D&D's just one of the series' inspirations and it's not actually running on a D&D ruleset. Nothing you said has anything to do with that, much less contradicts anything I said.

>>281594831
I thought that native isekai was about those who die but revive in the same world in the same time or several years in the past/future

>>281601398
it basically means "all the shitty parts of isekai without the isekai bit"

>>281601482
or also that it isn't a properly narrated fantasy story, because it uses various crutches like game setting, game elements, that adventurers guild bit, that often were largerly popularised by the recent isekai fad

A chain of associations that is kinda long-stretched.

>>281586022
>Dwarves full of parasites...so you have to know how to cook them
I beg your pardon?

>>281601542
So not goblin slayer

>>281601578
that poison resistance racial ability ain't free, lad

>>281601819
What's the cost of elven sleep immunity? Not being let to sleep whole night?

>>281601578
Chapter two of "The Hobbt," which has NOTHING to do with GS, ends with Gandalf fooling trolls into an all night argument about how to cook the dwarves they captured. The coming of dawn kills them at the end.

>>281601957
>when you roofie the cute knife-ear at the bar and she just stares at you, unflinching
regret, but also an erection

>>281602163
tangentially on topic, that's what the goblin priestess hag in BG3 experiences when you play an elf

Thanks for delivering as always

>>281585796 (OP)
>>281586279
Thanks for the chapter anon.

For anyone interested, Kumo's new series Moscow 2160 is getting a translation soon

>>281586231
Keked

Have there been any signs of possible new Goblin Slayer animated projects? Still foolishly hoping out for a Year One adaptation or vol. 3 OVA

>>281586112
>wounded but not bleeding
>needs the vampire to "heal" her
>doesn't crave food
That cow is an undead.

>>281602584
>Moscow 2160
Man, I'd love to see a limited manga of Metro 2033 or STALKER

>>281602657
No signs of anything yet.

>>281602657
Forever mad they skipped the festival arc, there were so many good moments I would have loved to see adapted

>>281600948
>You will report everything you do, in writing.
It's this part that makes me crack. Imagine having to write an essay while minding your spelling and paragraphs after you save a town from an army of vicious trolls or you won't get paid. Glad I stopped watching this slop years ago and just skim through the scribbles.

>>281602657
I'd put all my chips on a year one adaptation if anything at this point. Slayer just works better as a nomadic hero that meets different people and groups.

>>281597628
It's called fantasy.

>>281585958
FINALLY SOME FEET AGAIN!

>>281590171
Still would

>>281603866
GS giving fashion advice, meeting heroines, beating midway games, juggling two babes, and beating that punk-ass Rhea down are only part of the fun.

>>281597500
There are multiple girls who pee themselves from fear

>>281595514
At least a series with stat screens isn't trying to fool anyone into taking it seriously. An "abstract" JRPG setting like GS was the perfect one to make people see the new trend in modern fantasy and coin a term for it.

>>281602698
Don't undead have cold resistance? She said the river was chilly.

>>281605800
But she's not covering herself while sleeping

>>281596078
I want Rat Roaster to meet with Goblin Slayer.

>>281605947
The bigger a being's body, the easier is is to stay warm.

>>281605947
>>281606013
And a good portion of her is covered in fur.

>>281591719
this isn't sherk

>>281605800
that was her attempt at acting alive

>>281604055
thats just any firefighter/cop

>>281604055
>Imagine having to write an essay while minding your spelling and paragraphs after you save a town from an army of vicious trolls or you won't get paid.
Funny you should say that considering that now that you mention it, it occurs to me that the adventurers never actually write reports. In either Goblin Slayer or really even other series with an adventurer's guild in the setting, the adventurer just gives a verbal report to the guild employee, and if there's any writing of reports to be done, it's done by the guild employee. So the scenario you're describing never actually occurs.

>>281604055
>Pissdrinkers are illiterate mongrels just like their MC

>>281597664
Convince me that Kumo doesn't read 4chan because I'm pretty sure there's an anon that said GS is just fantasy with isekai element like video game status and shit.

>>281606467
did they fugg

>>281606571
Not yet, but one of these days Off-white Elf will accidentally be less pushy just when Warlock's worried about losing her teammate.

>>281602657
>>281604194
I wish they could get Passione to do Year One adaptation. I eagerly want to see pic related scene adapted.

>>281597594
Anime never.

>>281597594
Cute Orc-girl.

>>281607248
>>281597594
Thanks, added to my reading list.

>>281607208
>He doesn't know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EdDQ2QNmEs&t=1s

>>281607350
>Cool Metal OST
>CGI Shit
Hot and cold. At least the designs are VASTLY improved compared to the first poster.

>>281607350
Charlotte is more bottom heavy than a titty monster.
Why do they do this? Why adapt a series wrong? Why? What's so hard to get from a design that is already done?

>>281592097
mess with the cow, you get the horns

>>281597594
>D&D
>but they just had to put in a gimmick
if it wasn't for Le Cervin I'd think nips are clinically incapable to make a straight fantasy anymore
or at least straight fantasx with gratuitous nudity and sex

Also this part would probably interesting for some here

>>281585947
She's cute.

>>281586085
>no hesitation on "yes"
>two panels of thought on "no"
Fucking oof.

>>281608235
I did it in paint sorry

>>281595990
Sorry rapebro. Minstrel thought about it after trying to get GS to sleep but too bad that didn't happen

>>281585889
>hot girls talking about LITERALLY his favorite subject, killing goblins
>I do not care
this guy's a lost cause

>>281592828
Me

>>281590793
lol they added a literal cowgirl?

>>281598454
You later learn it, it is disappointing

>>281585889
You can actually see the arrow in panels 3 and 5 nice detail.

>>281608875
In fairness, they’re far enough away and quiet enough that he doesn’t know what they’re talking about.

>>281589662
True GS is a really strong guy. An experience that would have broken most didn't break him.

>>281590874
No. If she did, her grandfather would make her take the shoes off then spank her until she cries.

Kumo is already 5 volumes deep into Blade & Bastard. He must really enjoy writing that series at the moment. I think Moscow 2160 is still only at 1 vol and he hasn't released a new GS vol in a while now

>>281611145
I hate it.

>>281607350
Holy CG!

>>281611488
There's nothing holy about it.

>>281608223
>>281608235
I love halflings girls, there should be more halflings in isekai.

>>281612856
1

>>281612919
2

! >>281586279
Thanks for the chapter. When is the next main chapter?

If you think about it, year one gs is all about him being groomed by older women.
Why is he so otouto-coded?

>>281613075
25th of each month.

Year One (if on schedule) is released on the first and third friday of each month (so at the beginning and the end of each month).

>>281613356
>if on schedule
and unfortunately it hasnt been for the last few months

>>281613754
Speaking of that, the trend continues. Next chapter of Year One is slated for 9/19.