Thread 282154269

>watch bakemonogatari
>wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords
>close player
>delete file
>watch something else

Sage

>>282154269 (OP)
swords?

>watch nisemonogatari
>audibly utter "this is kino, this is cinema" every five seconds

>>282154269 (OP)
>learn japanese to watch bakemonogatari without the subs
>get to appreciate the voice acting and visuals even more
>can listen and eat too
feels good

>>282154269 (OP)
It's popular with women because the characters never shut up and do anything, we have to listen to them talk about muh feelings for minutes

So glad this shit still filters both shonentards and anti-echi tards alike. Sure we get the actual weird pedos sometimes but they are infinitely less anoying.

>>282154269 (OP)
Are you me?

>>282154269 (OP)
>wordswordswords
pfffft

>watch bakemonogatari
>no cooking
>nothing being baked
>close player
>delete file
>bake something else

Monogatari is high art. You wouldn't understand

>>282155051
Isn't that Snake pov?

>>282154269 (OP)
>wordswordswords
Based OP, I recommend you watch Texhnolyze instead.

>>282155096
Kinda. That's Shinobu lunging at Nadeko, but she's facing away from her.

The worst part is the atonal piano music playing in the background the entire time.

>>282155191
How can it be atonal when the piano is producing tones?
Checkmate musicians.

>>282154635
Is it popular with women? I can only imagine those pseudointellectual art hoes liking it for the aesthetics.

>>282155191
Sutekimeppou? It's awesome.

>>282155217
>>282155191
Why does Sutekimeppou sound like the beginning of Golden Brown by the Stranglers? I know Take Five is the obvious inspiration, but still.

>>282155213
Never seen that claim before. I could see some liking it I guess.

>>282155234
It does have some untapped potential for a female audience. I can see some femcels literally me-ing as Hanekawa or Crab, the aggressively smart damsel in distress who's just too perfect for a relationship and the crazy hot sharp-tongued bipolar bitch.

>>282155233
I can see it. It's not uncommon for parts of songs to sound similar.

>>282154269 (OP)
Like always, 'gatari filtering retards, as it should be.

>>282155361
Explain how watching anime supposedly makes you a smart person.

When people talk about how good or enjoyable something is, they aren't trying to get you to watch it you addle brained main character syndrome zoomer.

>>282155443
Sorry for making you seethe so much just because I don’t like your precious anime, fag.

>>282155539
That's some nice cope when all I said was you should rid us of yourself since nobody asked anything of you.

>>282155573
Yeah sure whatever mr. "I'm in my 20s and I'm an oldfag btw". Are you on the spectrum that you feel a strong urge to seethe about other people's preferences?

>>282155587
I'm not the one that made a thread seething about how much they ended up not liking something my dude. You should see how much I'm "seething" while I sit around watching youtube and scratching my balls.

>>282154269 (OP)
Successfully filtered.

>>282155601
Where exactly did I say in my post that I didn’t like it? Maybe it’s just impossible to discuss the old series with other anons without the thread being bait.

>>282155675
Fuck, I forgot to attach my crab picture.

>>282155675
Which post is yours at this point? Do try to not appear retarded.

>go to 4chan
>words words words
You'd think monogatari is their fav anime

Brunette Crab is best Crab.

>watch monogatari
>swords

Crab posters are worst gatarifags.
Cat people are nicest

>>282155975
Crab posters don't even think about cat people

>>282154269 (OP)
Brainlet

>>282154269 (OP)
Bake and Nise were gorgeous (QUALITY aside) and hot, why did the later seasons and movie turn into ugly gay looking shit?

>>282154678
I remember thinking I must be becoming retarded because of the first ep

I don't much care for Hitagi

>>282156686
Might you be gay?

Tsukihi or Karen? Who is more deserving of endless mating press

>>282156686
That's ok she's an acquired taste. The true test for faggotry is monkey anyway.

>>282156914
That's not even a question, Karen wins every time.

>>282154269 (OP)
It always was pretentious shit carried only by character designs and Araragi's amazing VA.

>>282156973
L take fr

>>282154269 (OP)
You don't like the cute girls and the amazing soundtrack?

>>282155691
>Which post is yours at this point?
It’s just you and me on this site, fag. I typed every post.

But is it more words than Katanagatari? I never watched bakemono.

>>282157002
>>282155539
Then here, idiotic worm like crab enjoyer

>>282157014
Yes because of the length. If we count words per minute it would just be similar.

>>282156999
They hate fanservice, direction that doesn't mouthfeed every plot point and skips around, dialogues that are in-character with subconscious motives are pretentious and a god tier and varied ost is just not hype enough.

>>282154269 (OP)
>open OP's thread
>wordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords
>close thread
>delete browser history
>open some other thread

>>282157141
Then who was reply?

>>282154269 (OP)
>Watch anime
>Words words words
>Close player and find another anime
>Words words words
>Close player and repeat
>Realize most anime is slice of life romance, and rom com where nothing happens
At this point I'm better off watching Hallmark channel

>>282154269 (OP)
>browse /a/
>weakbaitweakbaitweakbaitweakbaitweakbait
>close tab
>fap
>back to /a/

Snail has the worst songs in the series.

>>282157277
As much as I hate to admit it, it's monkey.

>>282157299
Her meh first OP is balanced out by her second one being a banger.

>>282157330
None of them are my style. Though she does have top tier EDs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj7NYQb9njs

>>282156914
they have the same genes as their brother, just differently expressed, therefore it would be extremely gay.

>>282157277
>Mathemagics and Perfect Slumbers that low
Oof, to each their own.

>watch katanagatari
>swordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords

>>282157277
It's pretty hard honestly

>>282157658
>07734 this low
Are you deaf or something

>>282157756
The novelty never resonated with me at all

>>282155254
>he doesn't know

>>282158500
Know what? Can we make Ougi the one they want to act like or no?

>>282154269 (OP)
Sounds like propaganda from a butthurt dubfag desu.

I will never have this

>>282159040
Did she mean Cat there?

>>282159084
no

>>282159040
Everyone wants a psycho girl until they actually spend time with one

>>282159112
Snake?

>>282159201
I would try at this point. Been with sp called normal girls and they weren't any less psychotic under the surface. Admittedly not the ideal.

>>282158467
The "page full of one word over and over" that horror-ish light novels love was popularized by Boogiepop. Although in that case, it was a guy "no one" over and over because he was trying to remember the lyrics to an Oingo Boingo song while watching his monster girlfriend eat some chick they just killed.

There's a LOT of Boogiepop influence in Monogatari.

>>282159296
>There's a LOT of Boogiepop influence in Monogatari.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8B_a0ZHNj8

>>282159262
You have my sympathies

>>282158467
>autistically read every single word in wordspam to immerse yourself in the mind of the narrator as much as possible
>just gloss over it

What do you do /a/?

>>282159296
The Boogiepop influence is super apparent in almost all urban fantasy that came out afterwards. Practically all of Type-Moon, PS2 era Shin Megami Tensei and Persona 3, Nisioisin...

Like fuck, the entire concept of Counter Guardians in Fate as phantasmal guardians emerging from the anima mundi during times of incredible danger to the planet is ripped straight from the first Boogiepop novel.

Hitagi Senjougahara is the ideal woman for me. Including the hair colour and the violence. I love her so much, I want to fix her. Also her songs are so romantic, a bit yandere, just the perfect type of yandere

>>282159645
Also, the OST of Phantom fucks so hard. Now I gotta listen to the entire thing again. For anyone else's information, there's also a pretty obscure Yuki Kajiura album from 2000 called Music Album Inspired by Boogiepop and Others. "Sad Bird" sounds like the kind of song youtubers would abuse to hell and back like the SH2 OST if they knew about it and Daphne is just a damn good track.

>>282154354
That's right. Swords. The twelve legendary Deviant Blades created by the swordsmith Shikizaki Kiki. Zetto Kanna, held by Komori Maniwa. Zanto Nakamura, held by Ginkaku Uneri. Sento Tsurugi, held by Meisai Tsuruga. Hakuto Hari, held by Hakuhei Sabi. Zokuto Yoroi, held by Kanara Azekura. Soto Kanazuchi, held by Konayuki Itezora. Akuto Bita, held by Nanami Yasuri. Bito Kanzashi, a self-possessed sword. Oto Nokogiri, held by Zanki Kiguchi. Seito Hakari, held by Rinne Higaki. Dokuto Mekki, held by Hoo Maniwa. Ento Ju, held by Emonzaemon Soda. Those are the swords you're referring to, right? Of course you might just be talking about the concept of swords generally, but that seems unlikely for someone posting in this thread wouldn't be aware of the most relevant sword story among the stories composing "Monogatari": "Katanagatari".

>>282159823
What do I watch from Boogiepop?

>>282159873
Phantom. Only Phantom. You're going to be incredibly confused as to what is happening if you haven't read at least the first light novel since Phantom takes place between the first and the second LN, but there's an entire episode, the fifth, I believe, which is dedicated to exposition dumping what you need to know to understand the story of Phantom.

>>282159940
I don't mind. I'll treat it like a trailer for the novels if I like it.
Why not anything else?

>>282159873
By the way, don't expect to hear the best tracks of the Boogiepop OST during the show itself. For some reason like 80 percent of the tracks on the OST never play in the show for longer than a couple seconds and the OST is more like an, uh, image album of sorts to the show and the setting than a collection of all the tracks that you hear during Phantom.

Monogatari would have been more entertaining if instead of Mayoi hell we got Hitagi taking the piss with Tsukihi and Karen but getting rekt by Mamaragi. Also a Mamaragi arc, explaining why Koyomi went to become a police officer. And how the fuck she has 3 children despite never being home.

>>282159989
Thanks for the heads up, I'll check the ost separately.

>>282159998
>boss bitch mom
>non-existant father
>boss bitch daughters
>femdomfag son

>>282159972
There's not much else. There's the recent adaptation, which is to say, six years old, I think, but that one blows. I'm sort of afraid to utter a name so shrouded in curses and bad juju, but Digibro had a decent video trilogy about why that adaptation didn't get the novels at all back when the show aired that I am not entirely sure still exist on youtube.

>>282159892
Unconditional obedience for the rest of my life.

>>282157377
Hard agree, probably my secon most favourite ED

>>282160081
Alright gonna be movie night tonight. English novel releases and omnibus volumes seemed to only care about 1-6. Do you know if that's a good point to end it because it seemed like it had more in Japanese. Also I enjoyed that Yuki Kajiura album as an appetizer so much I hunted down a flac version. Thanks.

>>282161191
I grew from indifferent towards it to liking it a lot. That very rarely happens because me being indifferent is more of a death sentence than not liking something. I think my critique would be that it sounds kind of generic but in the context of Hana and the heavy themes there I find that it's just what I need to feel a bit of comfort.

>>282154269 (OP)
>watch nisemonogatari
>get psyoped into seeing my little sister as a woman instead of a stupid 20 year old brat
So this is what brainwashing looks like...

>>282155213
Why would the fanservice harem with a limp dick horny Mc be popular with women

>>282161558
I was immune to it. In general monogatari only re-enforced my preferences instead of giving me new ones.

>>282161436
Sort of, yeah, 1 is a self-contained thing, 2 and 3 are a duology that I personally didn't really like, 4 and 5 are both self-contained stories that I hear are pretty damn good but I haven't read those just yet, and 6 is a prequel story that supposedly has really good action scenes but is also sort of superfluous lorewise. You won't have stories left halfway done if you read the novels 1 through 6 if that's what you are asking.

Glad you liked the album.

>>282161558
You're not attracted to your sister anymore?

>>282162209
Yeah that's pretty much what I was asking. Turns out it's even more self-contained than I thought which is nice.

>>282162271
Pro tip, I think it helps if you go in expecting a pretty well done pulp series rather than modern light novels because even novel 6 came out as far back as 1999 or so. It's not an anime tropefest in the way modern light novels are expected to be, is what I mean to say.

>>282162490
I'm going off of vibes more than it having anything to do with anime really.

Someone explain Hana to me. What is Tooe talking about?

>>282162238
No i am attracted to my sister but i also recognise it's not an organic attraction stemming from how attractive (she's okay, nothing amazing) or how nice she is to me (we both aren't very emotional or attached). I know my attraction to her is because i have been exposed to brother sister incest related nip media from the age of 14 every single day

>>282156914
Tsukihi is a starfish and Karen leglocks.

>>282164917
Karen will pound YOU in the amazon position.
I remember reading that Tsukihi is staying chaste with her boyfriend so far.

>>282154269 (OP)
what did you expect? its literally a monogatari

Is this the thread?

>>282166036
Every thread is lewding over flirty snake, she's irresistibly hot, even for non-pedophilic viewers like me
(Crab, Math and Ougi are my favourites)

>>282165020
That's some excellent thigh definition right there

>>282166249
>Crab, Math and Ougi
Good taste

>>282166249
I haven't been in a snake lewding thread in forever.

Do female friends actually shower together IRL like Hitagi and Hanekawa do?

>>282166633
From my limited experience (sister), no.

We need to fix Snake's reputation.

>>282166633
Female friends are far more casual about nudity around each other than male friends are (though if you're in Europe rather than the puritan USA then nudity between close straight male friends isn't anything to be shocked by either, speaking from experience), but no, showering together isn't really a thing that female friends do, no.

i prefer katanagatari because it didn't immediately devolve into PDF fantasy

words good

>>282167574
You just have to ignore the pedophilic parts and enjoy the flirting/romance with mature girls like Hitagi and Hanekawa.
Also, Katanagatari had 2 couples in which men are drones doing the biding of bossy princesses. Very interesting.

>>282167574
>PDF fantasy
huh?

>>282167894
it's how online platform censorship has broken young people into writing "problematic" things. initially to avoid bans, then it becomes second nature.
suicide = unalive
rape = grape
pedophile = .pdf-file (PDF)
etc

>>282168066
Why are they so obsessed with pedophiles? Loli content looks nothing like cp.

>>282168066
I hate it

>>282168066
damn, i thought pdf was just a funny internet term like an hero, ill have to stop using it now

>>282168128
I remember seeing this image in a certain place...

>>282154765
Lmao

>>282168421
Wasn't me, but I can guess where.

>>282157014
I liked katanagatari more desu

>>282168482
So how do you know..

>>282157277
Monkey is the worst. It's not even bad, just all the others are great

>>282159040
My gf says shit like this all the time, she's a self-aware autist

>>282168555
Because this isn't my first day on 4chan.

>>282168611
i bet crab is hotter though

>>282159861
I love how the definition of swords just keeps getting more loose throughout the series

>>282168631
I don't know if we're thinking about the same thing...

>>282168666
Eroi pose!
>>282168684
Well then just tell me where you saw it then!!

>>282159040
Monogatari and crab in particular has gave me fantasies of 'fixing' violent, malicious, mentally ill women. I am looking for my very own bpdemon. Thanks Nisio

>>282168661
Can't argue with that, she is best girl

>>282168744
Have you read Aku no Hana?

>>282168736
You first..

>>282168744
I don't think crab is malicious, she's fucked in the head, but she's trying

>>282168780
Rude. I dunno what thread you're talking about but I'm guessing /trash/

>>282168831
That would be corrent, more precisely /ntr/ ...

>>282168774
>Aku no Hana
No! What about it?
>>282168820
She changes a lot with the years. Rewatch the first episode of Bake, she's very hostile towards Araragi, I think she enjoyed hurting and humiliating him.

>>282168850
Lewd, but no, that wasn't me, I don't go there anymore.

>>282168862
It has my favorite demon. I recommend it if you're not intimidated by 60 chapters.

>>282168927
I'll see if I can read it! Does she top manga Misaki Nakahara? I prefer her over the anime version, but she's the real deal, I think borderline personality disorder is namedropped by her psychologist.

>>282168892
I was very interested to see where it would go but sadly it was cut very short with only a few replies... If you don't mind me asking what did you used to do there?

>>282168990
I only ever saw the anime but I'd be willing to bet. Also don't be put off by the art at first. It gets better fast.

>>282169004
That's mostly why I stopped posting, nothing ever lead anywhere, and I enjoy both (or all three?) sides of it if that's what you're asking, just depends on my mood and the other person.

>>282169059
Which girls?

>>282169174
That'd be an extremely long list! I like a lot of girls and could probably get into it with most of them if I was in the right mood.

>>282169272
I mean you still have to have your favourites and also favourite type of bulls...

>>282154269 (OP)
The constant fanservice in Nisemono was a bit tiresome. I can only handle so much random softcore pornography, please get back to fights and plot

>>282169296
Maaybe, but I don't want to out myself like that! Most of my favorites are from gacha these days anyway, as for bulls I'm boring and just like manly charming guys most of the time but black, shota, or even dogs can be nice too.

>>282169327
>fights and plot
Damn things flew over your head huh

>>282169397
I hate how popular gacha girls are since I don't know any of them..

>>282169468
Understandable, at least we both like gatari girls. Tell me some of your favorites.

>>282169533
I mean you're posting her.. And I would not mind seeing her with a very hung thug ....

>>282169586
You and me both, a shame I have to leave pretty soon though.

>>282169659
Same, It's getting late. But if you're feeling it you can drop a discord tag ...

>>282169416
I like the series, but it's not exactly galaxybrain 2smart4you material. Just a slightly playful, postmodern take on popular tropes

>>282168664
I guess somebody didn't watch Hero

>>282169756
I never claimed it was galaxy brain, but claiming the "softcore pornography" is random is completely false. There are a ton of times it's used to characterize the protagonist

>>282168196
dangerously based for a redditor

Why wouldn't women like Monogatari? Just look at this cute boy.

>>282171777
nice 7s, but you misspelled body*

>>282171808
I didn't misspell anything. I posted a cute boy with a smoking hot body.

>>282171851
Are you sure you're not simply deluding yourself?

>>282171899
I'm positive this is a boy.

I only watched Bakemonogatari like 8 years ago and there was this girl getting abused by invisible tentacles or some shit, I don't remember what the plot was, but in my head it's because she had promiscuous thoughts and subconsciously wanted it.

>>282171935
Never seen boys like that

>>282171957
That's Nadeko. She is Snake girl.

I rewatched Nadeko Medusa not too long ago and recently read some of My Twisted World. It's actually interesting how these two share a very similar kind of delusion, I guess the arc was pretty much Nadeko going ER but only being redeemable because she was allowed to go ER on an immortal entity..

>>282172104
Get new material

Monogatari New Cour Wishlist (others can add too if they want):
>Get to see Shinobu's (my wife) cheeks
>More Absurdism and Surreal visuals
>Yotsugi spins (viewed from above)
>Easter eggs that reference other parts of the story or other Shaft properties
>More nice sound direction (Acerola Bon Appétit had great sound)
>Maybe accelerate to Nadeko nude island arc
>More catchy intros with interesting art
>Outro with emotion filled song
>Get to see Shinobu's (my wife) cheeks
>Hachikuji stumble fumbles

>>282154269 (OP)
>watch Bakemonogatari
>get hard
>masturbate

>>282172620
Shaft has proven itself for the most part. The only bad arc in the series so far was Shinobu Mustard and that was Nisio's fault.
So, with all that I think it's gonna be a great cour and my only wishlist is for Kanbaru (my wife) to make a small appearance, because I know nothing of her is being adapted yet.

>>282173043
Poor Nobu getting cat mogged by the ghost girl

I don't mind it being very talky, but the constant jump editing is starting to give me a migraine

>>282155191


You're making me go through the OST to find my favorite songs again.


SANPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuLWRzvFFJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI_Xpvlpi8Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyPtpldb78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSiFEXYiEaU

>>282173244
Treat it as an action scene :^)
Seriously though I never found the direction bothersome except the flashcards that I ignored the first time anyway.

>>282173292
Sanpo is certified hood classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUbTefmjEDE

SHAFT owes me a Yotsugi pantyshot. NOW.
Same for Nadeko, her only official pantyshot sucks.

Everyday I wake up I think Nisio Nisio and Shaft for making monogatari the biggest normalfag filter in anime.
Casuals will watch bake, might get it but not really and either stop watching early on because they are too AHDH enough to sustain watching hours of uninterrupted dialogues or drop the show entirely the moment they reach Nise because the first 4 episodes have respectively; a guy molesting a kid, a slutty JC trying to seduce an older dude, a fully naked high schooler with a fat ass and finally a fully naked 6yo loli on screen for like 15 minutes (with also a fat ass).
Eitherway, most normalfags will drop the show extremely early on and miss all the pure kinography that ensues in second season and owari. MAL numbers prove this, members are divided by half from bake to nise, obviously nowadays kizu should be watched after bake but it also passes the normalfag filter check by being just so bizarre while featuring naked hebes and the gym scene as well.

>>282158578
>latex ougi
you have good taste

>>282173415
Tbh the material never seemed like latex but I take what I can get.

>>282173292
missed one.

https://youtu.be/e68_Yvzuunc

>>282173326
what a smooth song.

>>282173386
More and more I come to appreciate normalfag filters, especially through the use of lolis. Ironically, you filter out the most degenerate of folks, the actual people who would let their fantasies dictate their realities, by sexualizing lolis. Lolicons know their fetish must stay as a fantasy since they know it would ruin lives if enacted. This is similar to someone playing some game with rape, but not interested in enacting it, or a girl reading the latest romance novel where the heroine inevitably gets assaulted but doesn't mean the reader wants to experience it, or playing some violent videogame not making you a school shooter. Normies somehow can't make that separation.

>>282173484
This is surprisingly sexy, what arc is it from? As for Yotsugi, it is an intentional gag that you don't see her panties. We will see Yotsugi naked before we see her panties.

>>282173548
That's the famous scene in Otori when she kicks down the classroom door, there's one frame of her panties but it's darkened out

>>282173580
Talk about hidden

Perhaps the Doll panties that exist in your heart are more precious than the real thing

>>282173536
Gatari has lots of chill songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEBW_h0ExUQ

>>282173536
I'm not even sure it is knowing not to act it out, it is the lack of desire to act. Most lolicon fanservice is actually relatively tame, typically just being a loli naked in the bath or something. This is because the lolicon is happy enough to see the naked body as it is. It could also be a sign of respect, not desiring to force yourself on a girl as seeing her happy makes you happy. The last thing a lolicon would want is to be the source of unhappiness for the girl. You'll also notice it is common for the lolis to be in a position of power or act as the initiator when the fanservice scene involves a male. All in all, lolicons hold their girls in reverence. It is like how Lewis Carroll would give gifts to Alice. Lolicons just want girls to be happy above all.

>>282173548
I need more Yotsugi fanservice.

https://files.catbox.moe/j1xchy.png

>>282173580
People always act like these are attempts to hide them, but I'm pretty sure it is actually done for color composition a lot of the time. The darkness helps make sure your eyes focus on the right part. In this particular case, the panties may have been too obvious if they weren't darkened and would've changed the feeling of the scene if you caught them. The way it is makes your eyes go towards her upper half, helping emulate where your eyes would likely be looking if you saw her do such a sudden kick irl.

>>282154269 (OP)
yeah. Only good girl is crab anyway.

>>282173782
The new dress she is wearing is already looking pretty good. Deep Doll Cleavage.

>>282173833
sex doll

>>282173782
>>282173833
Doll sex

Is she really cold inside?

>>282173641
is this an edit?

>>282174088
It is from the future (a scene from the animated adaptation of Yotsugi Frank)

>>282173782
remember how visa/mastercard banned any media with this content being made
good times

>>282174149
Not only did the Japanese find numerous ways around their faggotry, but they are also cooking up legislation against them. They are also going to be barred from this behavior in a few days when the EO comes through. For cards, it is so over. Doll butts won.

2deep4you

>>282174149
Watching Monogatari could be grounds for an arrest in Texas

>>282174296
its alright
you can just shoot any cop that tries to arrest you and claim they were trying to violate your constitutional rights

>>282174221
Slight correction on the few days part, I did the math and it take effect on February 3rd. So it is a bit more than a few days. Maybe they'll decide to cave earlier though because they are receiving a lot of backlash over this and it only drives people to alternatives. Although they may also hold out until the last moment so they don't get blamed by shareholders or whoever pressured them into doing it for backing down. I don't know why so many big companies keep doing shit that damages their reputation that they have to retract anyway nowadays. It is sort of like the standard bathic conclusion of a Monogatari story though.

>>282174088
It's AI from our friendly neighborhood poster >>282173782

>>282174490
I like to think she was left staring at Araragi like this sometimes when Tsukihi had to leave her in the middle of messing around with her.

>>282174490
God she's so fucking best
Watched Monogatari recently and Yotsugi has SKYROCKETED to being one of my all-time favorite girls

>>282174696
Doll thighs and belly erotic

>>282174696
She gets exponentially better the more screentime she gets in the back half of the series

>>282159445
I read them to people even.

I tried rewatching it and , dare I say, the magic seems lost to me.

>>282175478
yeah theres over 100 eps and not all arcs contribute to a greater whole
a consequence of nisio writing random nonsense about a thing that happened to a girl one time

>>282175589
>not all arcs contribute to a greater whole

>>282154269 (OP)
>getting filtered by words

Yotsugi's thighs make me happy even on the darkest days. I also like the meaty mounds on the back of her pelvis you can see from time to time.

>>282176196
Man of culture

>>282159861
the pen is mightier than the sword - kana "hana kanazawa" hanezawa

The snek lewds in this thread are making me horny.

>>282176221
Everytime I think of Zoku again I appreciate it more. So much Yotsugi ass in those tight pants. So much dialogue dedicated to having her pants ripped off and even a visual with convenient censorship. Nisio is already good at erotic teasing but Shaft takes it to the next level and also knows just when and how to place the rewards.

>>282157194
A rogue Nadeko replicant

>>282176658
Good.

What is this series about, really? It's always just lewds being posted, but surely there's a literary masterpiece or something behind it, right?

>>282177079
Its about chunni delusions and growing up out of them, while still acknowledging that they matter.
Just because its fake, doesnt mean it isnt real.

>>282177079
The insane amount of lewds in these threads compared to the few praising the writing really shows what gatarifags value, despite acting smug about how “well-written” their series is. To them, witty dialogue (half of which gets lost in translation anyway) = Shakespeare-tier writing.

>>282177079
It's a masterpiece. I can't explain it to you, you have to see it with your own eyes.

>>282157658
Orange Mint is way too low on this list.
Other than that, you and me could’ve been music buddies in real life.

>>282177079
Other than being about the lewds (this is a lolicon otaku show after all), Monogatari is about oddities and manifestation. It is a world where paranormal creatures exist as the manifestation of the beliefs of groups of people. This is where the protagonist comes in. Araragi is so neurotic and overthinks everything to such an extent it gives him considerable influence in this world. This leads to him regularly encountering oddities, them personally bending to his will alone, and everything in his life being punctuated. He doesn't fully realize this as it is sort of the background recurring theme. A key part of the story is that Araragi never truly changes (the other characters don't really either, there is big highlight on this with the three undead lolis). It is pretty much a story that breaks down typical story elements through this for humor, Nisio's style. It may sound like it'd be cringe because of this, but trust me, every bullshit story ends up working out. It actually feels quite realistic to our often ironic world (how many times has it felt like things in your day oddly lined up and ended in a punchline). The lewds and art alone also make it worth watching, it is pretty much wall to wall sexy time.

>>282157658
I like Shinobu but all her OPs should be bottom shit tier because ooga booga chants are boring as hell.

>>282175640
If I wanted to read a book, I would’ve.

The ass

>>282165020
>>282166359
Which Fire Sister has the best thighjobs?

>>282177079
It's your typical late 2000's "boy gets supernatural powers and helps cute girls with their supernatural problems", you know harem shit. Difference being the plot is told through surrealistic dialog between characters and does a bunch of shit you expect arthouse films to.

>>282178173
No contest

>>282154269 (OP)
What's the opposite type of anime? Angel's Egg?

>>282178919
jjk

>>282177504
https://youtu.be/j-ks1F9bpik
It works better when the chanting is more the climax but personal tastes matter. I love it.

>>282178281
churaragi's real super power is being able to talk to girls and has nothing to do with his vampirism.

>>282178133
In the butt

>>282177277
The dialogue is witty because care has been taken for the characters to talk like characters and less like plot exposition tools. They will comment on a thing on the surface but they might be thinking and feeling a different way about it and it's up to the viewer to theorize what's going on internally based on the slow familiarity gained with them over time. Add in POV and narrator changes and they manage to feel more alive than the classic anime tropes they fit into.
The only thing lost in translation is wordplay based on Kanji meanings or phonetic similarities for puns. You can even get most of it on re-watches where you are less focused on the plot.

>>282177372
It is lower than it should be probably. It's just hard to draw definitive lines after your top 10 or so. The rest of the tiers aren't that far apart.

>>282177057
This snek is too erotic and provocative!
Want to do it to her...

>>282181811
>>282179802
>>282173782
top 3 erotic images itt

>>282179802
Nadeko has a lot of hip thrusts. I remember one during her crashout in the classroom as well.

>>282177079
It's about supernatural mysteries which all manifest around this extremely high-energy guy named Araragi. He solves these mysteries in between having lengthy shotuing rants about how much he loves to sniff & lick loli feet. He goes off on these rants in the middle of the street; the biggest mystery is how no Japanese cop has ever arrested him.
If you want a comparison, Araragi is the EXACT OPPOSITE of Sakuta in Rascal Doesn't Dream. Sakuta similarly solves supernatural mysteries, but he's so laid back. So, so laid back.

>>282182107
You want restrained Araragi all the time?

>>282182107
His mom is a police officer. That might be how he stays out of jail

>>282182131
I thought his parents used to drag him to the police station when he did bad stuff as a kid. I think it was mentioned when Ougi proposed that they would be easily believed by the police due to his parents.

>>282182395
Either way he has plausible deniability with the three lolis. One looks like a lifeless doll, One most people can't see and one can hide in his shadow.

>>282183369
All 3 are older than him officer.

>>282181951
Yotsugi looks erotic in all these outfits

>>282176221
I fucking need a statue of this version of Yotsugi

>>282184102
Each cheek would have to be masterfully sculpted to make it worth it.

>>282184119
If I had that Yotsugi I would rub my cheek against her cheeks every single day.

Is Monogatari full of WORDS WORDS WORDS? Yes.
Does Monogatari at time kinda feel pretentious (I dunno if that's the correct word)? Yes, since it makes a simple statement of simple conversation into one with a lot of "fluff". Basically if you're a person who is annoyed with meaningless conversation (aka "this 30 minute conversation could have been summarized a 10 second email), you would be irked.

But that's the point. The words are what makes monogatari great. If you dislike it, then you have shit taste, simple as. It isn't about anything else other than your appalling taste in women, in anime, in life.

Monogatari is about butts

>>282184274
>it makes a simple statement of simple conversation into one with a lot of "fluff"
I can think of no such example unless a character is assaulted at the same time. You make it sound like it's slow to get to the point when in reality it's the opposite. Blink or space out and you missed 3 points the characters made.
Maybe people need to stop watching it for what happens because a summary of the series that way is extremely simple. It's when you notice how and why the events happen that you begin writing paragraphs.

>>282184659
I swear Nadeko has the most graphic scenes of any Gatari. Literal hentai scene that couldn't be shown on Broadcast so they left it as BD only.

>>282181920
You should.

Don't lewd the snake, she has changed.

>>282177079
This place will overfocus on the lewd part of monogatari because it's the easiest ones to enjoy on an imageboard.
Actually the ecchi part of monogatari are a small fraction in the whole franchise, basically only bake, nise, kizu, neko white and oni are actively lewd in some instance and really only nise is focused on ecchi.
Hana has 0 fanservice, same for kabuki, otori, koi, tsuki and the entirety of owari zoku included.

>>282186030
>only nise is focused on ecchi
I consider people that hate nise for this and label it as the worst arc to be subhuman. Not only do they fail to enjoy tasteful fanservice but also don't realize it's the arc of the summer Araragi stops being a virgin. Of course it's gonna focus on sexy things.

>>282186166
媚び撫子 is too powerful for me.

>>282185916
You can't stop me.

>>282160070
the ideal nuclear family

>>282186361
You would not want your mom to walk in on you doing to a sweet girl like Nadeko...

>>282186460
Is there any girl you would want your mother to walk in on you doing it to?

>>282185916
She sure has

>>282186534
Point is, do NOT masturbate to her, ok?

>>282184274
monogatari is the opposite of pretentious. a pretentious show will say something simple but dress it up with artsy imagery to make it seem DEEP. monogatari will take something that's reasonably intelligent and present it as a silly conversation with a naked girl.

>>282186643
Okay, sorry anon, I'll stop now.

>>282186755
Goodjob! You will find out in the long run that It was never worth it. And be much the better for it.

>>282186691
Look at those tooes. Was the Gaen family lineage something akin to shrine maidens warding off spirits or something? Or maybe those older traditions where a child is believed to be a medium for the gods? That's the impression I got.

>>282186806
Not sure if I believe that but I guess we'll see.

>>282186886
Seeing the images you're posting is making me think you're lying..

>>282186920
I put it away for you but that doesn't mean I have to stop posting sexy art, don't suppress my free speech, anonymous!

>>282186643
>do NOT masturbate to her
And let her effort go to waste?

>>282186984
Well as long as you did I suppose It's ok. But you might be affecting other anons in this thread..

>>282186995
That was the old her, a past she's kind of embarrassed from. And bringing it up for licentious reasons isn't good for anyone.

>>282187080
She's learned to be proud of exposing her body, it's a treasure that shouldn't be hidden from anyone

>>282187080
I'm not responsible for anyone else's misbehavior in the thread, the only one it's affecting is probably you.

>>282187152
She is most certainly NOT talking about exposing her body, at most her forehead. And even then it would definitely not be for the pleasure of strangers who just want to reach down and...

>>282187172
A baseless assumption. I have just seen how Nadeko get's treated around here and know what would come if you keep enticing the anons who are regulars in these threads.

>>282187288
For the pleasure of strangers...

>>282187288
I don't think anyone is being enticed? Doesn't seem like it anyway, if I'm not enticing you then there's nothing to worry about!

Nadeko's first session with her hand was at 9.

>>282185045
Post snek feet?

>>282159861
you forgot one

>>282187383
NOT, not for the pleasure of strangers, anon...

>>282187410
I'm just worried if these not so modest pictures continue to be posted it will for sure lure in some drifters just passing by the thread and well... You know what happens then.

It always turns out like this, doesn't it

>>282187484
Snek feet.
>>282187497
We'll worry about that if we come (heh) to it, okay anon? If you stopped giving me (You)s I'd stop posting anyway.

>>282187493
Some very interesting frames of Shinobu are contained in this WEBM.

>>282187565
I love this pic.!

>>282187565
You see this is what I mean. You have already attracted people who are looking for one thing and one thing only. And that image you posted is sure to rusttle some people and tempt them to onanism...

>>282187565
NEETdeko sat in that chair for 12 hours a day

>>282187683
Let people enjoy things!!!

>>282187585
I'll back up my statement some

>>282154269 (OP)
you make it sound better than it is

>>282187752
Oh I'm sure there's plenty of people enjoying 'things' right now in this thread thanks to your images.. Are you proud of yourself?

>>282187777
Shinobu! I can see them! Pull up your top!

>>282187565
>>282187748
I think I'm going to start doing it now...

>>282163740
just be yourself.

I hate to admit it but Snake autists are strongest gatari girl fans. No Monkey, no Crab, no Cat or Bat competes. I find Snake just ok but she has the biggest image folder by far. As a Monkeyfag, I kneel.

>>282187796
No...I was just doing it out of boredom at first, I promise... but I'm too deep in to stop now...

>>282187585
>>282187777
>>282187803
Super interesting

>>282187873
The power is within you, anon. You can choose to stop at any moment and not continue this slow titillation of yourself and the anons in the thread. You already might have jostled an anon into doing THAT...

>>282187968
I'm too weak to do it on my own...tell me to stop and I promise I won't post another tittilating Nadeko for the rest of the thread, if you really want me to stop, I'll do it for you, anon...

>>282187968
The thought of doing it with another anon to Nadeko is actually pretty hot...

>>282188039
No, anon. You are the one who needs to muster the will power to stop. No one else can do it for you, and look here now >>282188042
if you're going to continue teasing anons like this you have to take responsibility since this is clearly your fault. I warned you about this..

>>282188091
You won't even help me... some kind of friend you are! Fine then, I'll take responsibility...by posting more, and I'm going to start tittilating myself too, how about that! This is all your fault!

>>282188156
I can't help you, anon. You have to help yourself. It's not too late to stop. You can still put it away and do something else with your time. The cheap thrill is not worth it!

>>282188190
No, I can't, I already stopped tittilating myself once for you and I'm not stopping again, you know how bad it hurts? I put myself through that pain for you and you wouldn't even tell me to stop. The only way I'm stopping now is when I make it go down.

This haircut is so sexy

>>282188254
It's already in your hand isn't it?

>>282188304
It is, and you know what, it feels great!! Now hurry up and join me.

>>282188359
I'm not going to be doing that, anon. But I'm worried for you. You know once you start It's so much harder to stop, and you already did it once so I doubt you're going to do it again. So I'm going to advise you in another way, the second best thing you can do is to just.... make it go down as fast as possible. Whatever that takes. Ok? I know you can do that I'm sure, and then you can go back to not as a debauched a pass time...

>>282173292
for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51o7dYNzYB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl-ZMi-AFb0

>>282188437
Even if I said pleeeease you wouldn't? If you really wanted me to make it go down as fast as possible you'd be helping me with it right now.

LEWD!

>>282188517
NO! I will not be going down that route, sorry anon. But I do feel bad for you. So do tell me, what can I do to help you out in calming down?

>>282188595
Can't get everything I want, I guess... just a few sexy Nadekos and telling me to cum... Deal?

>>282188254
I like cheeks

>>282188648
Ok, anon. I will indulge you this one time, just so I can help you go back to normal. But just promise me you will try your hardest to stop after and that you will stroke it really really fast for me, ok? I need that load out of you as fast as possible, do you promise anon?

https://files.catbox.moe/stvmqq.jpg

>>282188753
Ohhh fuck... edging... also I was naughty and looked up your posts in the archive and you're insanely cute and I'm gonna cum to you more later <3

VERY LEWD!

>>282188852
Anon.... That was NOT the deal. I wanted you to promise me that you will and try and stop doing this. Not you have made me look like a fool, but still... You have pushed yourself so far, entirely out of your own volition I might add. So I might as well help out, empty those balls of yours . I can tell from the way you're typing and the images you use that they must be increadibly full and you need some help shooting out that musky load, am I correct?

https://files.catbox.moe/wdfc6u.jpeg

>>282188996
Waaah, yes, I promise I'll stop! I promise I promise I promise! I'll do whatever you want me to do, anon!! Thank you so much!! You're amazing! I'm sorry for embarrassing you I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry...

>>282188490
Top picks for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMvep-utyJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvAAWLD-W90
Saying the soundtrack sucks should be publicly ridiculed

>>282189088
It's ok, anon! You got it out of your system, I figure? And that's good enough for now, you just have to promise to be more careful in the future with what you post and what you say. You never know how you're affecting others in the thread, pushing them to lewdness...

>>282188996
>>282189088
I started touching myself to this too...

Stupid, sexy snake.

>>282189136
I did, thank you, it shot out like a firehose... I'll be a good boy for now I promise!! Thank you!

>>282189239
It's good to know you're a healthy boy
. And I'm sure you will make good on our promise!


>>282189151
Another victim of anon's rampart lewd posting completely disregarding common decency! However, I need to leave for a little while but if anon is still here after I come back, I will try and help out, ok?

>>282189322
>I will try and help out, ok?
I'd very much like that~

Interesting turn this thread took. Is that normal?

>>282171777
they do though, when I was in japan two weeks ago there was a monogatari x steins gate event with a pop up store and when I entered there were two women with one wearing a cap that had "Nisioisin" on it.

>>282189973
Nadeko's ass causes spontaneous obsessions

>>282172620
I mean, we were teased with more experimentation in a prior interview.

Interviewer: We’re now at Shinobumonogatari. From your perspective, what makes the Monogatari series so engaging?

Yoshizawa: That’s something I’m currently grappling with. Of course, there are always things I wish I had done differently. Off & Monster Season takes place after Koyomi Araragi’s main story has wrapped up. Thinking about what comes next, I wonder if it might be interesting to change up the direction for each arc.

Interviewer: Oh? That’s an intriguing idea.
Yoshizawa: Since this is the first Monogatari anime in a while, we kept things relatively straightforward, but now, I’m thinking about what direction we should take moving forward.

Shinbo: The Monogatari series has been going on for a long time, so maybe it’s time to try something new. Even bestselling snacks or instant ramen change their flavors over time to suit the era (laughs). Maybe we should experiment with a different approach as well.

>>282154269 (OP)
>watch wdaxjawdja-gatari
>it doesn't have Super Sayans fighting each other
WTF?

>>282177079
if sakamoto days is people fight
monogatari is people talk

>>282189396
My, my. That anon really caused quite the mess. If we were being honest it should really be him helping you out in this, since I'm sure it was his smutty posts that caused this. But I said I would help and I mean that. So what can I do for you, anon?

>>282189973
It doesn't always happen but it's more likely than you'd think

>>282173833
i love her so much. the only good thing about monster season that doll has somehow catapulted in front of all the other girls to become best girl

>>282174087
the science doesn't lie

>>282175478
>dumb bunny gets filtered by anime that have more words than her picture books
KEK

>>282190211
room temperature...

>>282187748
I take all my criticism against oh!great's manga back when he gave us the lewdest fanservice of the last cour

>>282190419
I don't, but I'll jerk off to it anyway

I'm on the Cat part of Bake's LN so I'm almost finished. I love it so much I'm embarrassed I've never watched or read it sooner. I can't wait to see the adaptation. Snail a best

>>282190043
>event
Eh, women flock events in general

>>282190509
What version are you reading?

>>282190600
I'm reading a digital EPUB, if you're asking about translation, none I'm reading it raw.

I really wonder what kind of person nisio is, he sometimes gives me the sophisticated author vibe but also sometimes the impression of an extreme otaku

>>282190509
Bake especially is worth watching. The direction is top tier.

>>282171777
There is a good bit of araragi fanservice too

>>282190082
Monogatari is about to get crazy and it makes me excited.

>>282190509
that's great, I also loved reading the novels. though personally I think for maximum enjoyment one should first watch the anime and then read the novels. every additional dialogue in the light novels then feels like "bonus content", while when you first read the novels and then watch the anime every dialogue that was cut will make you dissappointed instead. though I would say this applies for every media adaptation

>>282190623
jealous

>>282177079
It's a supernatural mysteries / harem anime
It stands out because of great arthouse presentation and quirky dialogues, but the core is pretty simple

>tsugi coming out on october 16
get excited for another arc of best girl. this means another yotsugi opening in 10 years, wooooo

>>282190715
While reading there's plenty of moments where I imagine things get cut which is a shame, but it's fun reading it, knowing a SHAFT adaptation exists and imagining how scenes look in my mind via the little I know of how the anime looks via osmosis. It's pretty fun actively looking forward to watching it.

>>282190828
I get to hide my shame in not watching classics ala Monogatari in smug elitism in never having seen or read them in any form of translation.

>>282190509
Anyone who hasn't read the LNs is missing out
The anime is a 10/10 adaptation but it just can't give you the full story

>>282190849
I really hope she gets at least a movie for this arc since it is very likely about her creation. It would give a chance for Shaft to do something like Kizu again.

>>282191074
>very likely about her creation
I'm so glad that we're finally getting that arc. I thought it would never happen, but nisio is finally doing it. considering that this is still family season, the focus will be especially on the relationship between doll and kagenui and how they constitute a family or maybe nisio will focus on portraying the fight between kagenui and teori about who can keep doll like a custody battle. I wonder what the next 4 books will be about. I mean one book is reserved for the conclusion with araundo and tooe . if nisio isn't dumb then we'll also get a book for the continuation of math and when her father suddenly appeared. Which I guess leaves two books for which I have no idea. I personally hope that we get a book about araragi and crab having a child and shinobu becoming the child's sister, though I doubt we'll get that considering we already have an araragi family story in that same season.

>>282190865
Shaft actually keeps most of the great moments and Nisio puts a lot in to challenge them since he knows they will follow it up. The only thing they really avoid is gore outside of Kizu because it can't really be hidden well for broadcast.

>>282191438
I really want a story with Araragi's sisters as it would fit the name. There is also a possibility though that he does something different and starts a new Season.

Why has their relationship become purely carnal? What happened to doing vampiric activities together and taking on strong foes? What is Gaen gonna do if the power of the King of Oddities is unleashed?

Buttgatari

It's a T H E A T E R

Seems like younger anime fans (20s) appreciate this series just as much if not more than people who were teens in 2009. Unless this thread is old farts like me.

>>282173292
Satoru kosaki is a genius
kei haneoka is good but doesnt come close

Sometimes I wonder whether I truly believe that Cat is a good character, or if I'm just really into anything that has the combo of short black hair, glasses, and gigantic boobs.

>>282190635
Great authors are usually a combination of both sophistication and oddity. Like James Joyce and his fart fetish.

>>282193177
You can think a character is good without being into them, like Kaiki. Unless...

>>282193177
As a lolicon I can tell you she's a great character
But I didn't really appreciate her until I read the LNs

>>282193246
beautiful hangers

>>282193177
Not exactly what you're describing, but pic related.

>>282192878
The site where Araragi gets vamped? (Official art btw made before the rerelease)

>>282193389
I want to see Tsukihi's breasts

>>282195062
I know what I'm using tonight

Good naughty thread.

>>282195292
Lore accurate Shinobu would be wearing a bandaid here and her hole would be staring at you.

>>282195441
Sir this is a blue board.

The WEBM earlier almost tempts me to watch Shinobu Mustard just so I can find all the sexiest frames of Shinobu. Then again, I've heard it is boring and I don't like Gaen. People may also be lying about it though as they said Shinobu Mail was bad and that was one of my favorite arcs. It is very hard.

>>282195714
you have the privilige of watching the BD version and could see if this makes shinobu mustard a more pleasant experience. have you watched everything except mustard?

Monogatari girls are the best.

>>282195724
Other than being sexy this shows something else nice. Which is sticking really well to a character sheet. It is a fact about her that she wears nothing under her dress, so they stick with it. Character sheets and facts help bring characters to life.

>>282195779
>have you watched everything except mustard?
Yes and I really liked it, maybe I'm just too lazy.

>>282195780
You posted the best of the best.

>>282195791
I liked the bit in the Kabukimonogatari LN where Shinobu completely lifts her dress up to her chest and they comment that there's no way that's getting into the anime

>>282195824
well, I think they changed quite a bit in the BD version for mustard. and ep 10 was like my favorite episode of that cour (after undo), so you should get to it before they start with the next cour

>>282154678
>Bum Tickley

>>282195858
They really are. I used to be a Cat hater but on one of my rewatches she ended up becoming a favorite.

>>282195898
I wonder if they would've tried if Kabuki was longer. I'm not really sure how they would've shown it though unless they just used a funny out of universe censor.

>>282196005
How could you ever hate Cat? I'm a Crabfag first and foremost but I could never hate her even if there is a rivalry there.

>>282196135
It was probably a mix of a lot of things. I didn't really like her nerdy look, her personality wasn't really that attractive compared to a lot of the other girls, and I wasn't really that interested in her body type at the time.

>>282190167
I wonder if it'd be possible to influence someone's preference like this before they can form their own opinions from watching the series?

>>282196216
Hmmm, fair I suppose! At least you've realized the error of your ways!

>>282195780
>>282195858
>>282196005
>>282196135
>>282196289
>Cat x Crab fanart
Fuck yeah.

>>282196289
It's great being a bothfag.

>>282196162
You never know anon. Nisio recently wrote an entire arc where Nadeko is naked for most of it. He could randomly decide to give another gracious Shinobu scene. Maybe if he delves more into Araragi family drama we'll get a scene where Hitagi joins Araragi and Shinobu in the bath or something.

Cat?

>>282196496
Fun size

>>282196446
Yes it is, I'm one of those weirdos who never really hates any character, I have my favorites but I can appreciate about anyone at least a little bit.

>>282196496
cato

>>282196486
>Hitagi joins Araragi and Shinobu in the bath or something.
Crab will stand in the doorway and watch them take a bath together

didn't that one nadeko smut anon want to post another chapter? I forgot the name of the website

>>282196531
Seems like something that would be revealed as a gag or punchline. "Master, what is with this woman in the doorway?"

>>282196572
I thought that guy stopped posting after some faggot seethed over his posts. He really was the purest Nadeko fan.

Nadeko dayo

>>282196616
Want to rub it all over her soles

Is this skirt length acceptable for the class president?

>>282196600
I did a bit of digging and found his account https://archiveofourown.org/users/DeadWriterShin/pseuds/DeadWriterShin/works seems like he hasn't comissioned a new nadeko story since last time, but a hitagi one instead. I guess he wasn't as pure as we thought

>>282196812
>Some of those characters
Lol

>>282196678
Everyone in her class has seen her cheeks at some point. I don't know if it makes them respect her more or not.

>could have had a nadeko anon milking me but got to the thread too late
sigh

>>282197150
Just open up Nadeko Draw and milk yourself

>>282197150
Just use the posts and it'll be like you're having sloppy seconds.

>>282197231
It's not the same without a cute anon indulging you though

>>282197258
I jerked off a bit to them but that only made me want the anon more. I haven't lewded on 4ch for a while, been doing it too much on discord

>>282197287
Sucks to be you then, I guess, go get one of your friends to finish you off.

>>282197355
12nobu has gotten BIG

Someone post the blackedgatari invite please

>>282196877
Imagine being Nadeko's classmate
How could you ever pay attention in school knowing how easy it would be to bend her over a desk

>>282196812
nevermind, that's just the guy who nadeko anon comissions. nadeko anon is still pure after all.
>54,435 words
holy fuck, that's 1088 bucks that that one had to pay for all his commisions

>>282198124
that one anon*

>>282198070
Imagine being her classmate when pictures of her buds begin to get spread around. Imagine buying a strange artifact from the shifty guy who sells shit to your buddies, and it allows you to spy on Nadeko.

I've noticed fluffy bird with lips kinda looks like short haired cat

https://files.catbox.moe/1gmoma.png

Hey, at least you're not streaming.

>>282196507
Same but I have clear favorites that I find myself being extra excited when they appear on the screen.

>>282169683
fags...

>>282199786
I kind of wonder if it is intentional somehow. An implication that Araragi is attracted to Hanekawa because of similarities to his sister. Kind of like he is attracted to Hitagi because her skinniness allows her to pull off a loli look. I feel like Monogatari is full of these crude implications about the characters.

>>282154269 (OP)
Absolutely BASED. They hated anon, for he spoke the truth.

>>282184659
it looked like she liked it

>>282185045
>>282185916
>>282186166
>>282186361
>>282186534
>>282200057
She never said "stop"...

>>282195062
ENHANCE!

>>282200093
Nadeko is the perfect switch.

>>282195441
Nopan Shinobu is an anime invention. She'd do it, but not all the time. She likes to dress up cute and that also involves underwear.

>>282200150
>fine with either role
seeexxxoooooo

>>282200172
Imagine how amazing the sex would always be, man.
IMAGINE!
Ararararagi is a fool for not having chosen her.

>>282200209
Her pussy GRIPS

>>282154678
>Monogatari but actually good
You know, I've reached the conclusion that the reason I like some of Nisio's work but I've never loved any of it, is because the guy is a very shoddy storyteller. He can write characters (not great ones, but enough to get the job done), he can write dialogues which is his forte, he can even write isolated scenes well enough, but he can't actually write interesting, overarching stories. Go ahead, name a single story of his that works a narrative, and is longer than just a handful of chapters. I don't think he's capable of that.

>>282155157
I recommend reading Gon, age of reptiles and Blame!

>>282200209
>>282200218
She literally mounted him nopan
He has no excuse

>>282200244
Was she confirmed nopan here? There's no way.

>>282200093
That's dangerous, anon

>>282200255
Without a doubt >>282190048


>>282200260
The most dangerous

>>282200255
Seeing is believing

>>282200417
god she mounted him like a whore
god I wish that were me

>>282200432
Where did a just-turned-14-year-old girl get these clothes without her parents knowing?

>>282200483
She borrowed them from Tsukihi's closet

>>282200114
Why are they like this?

>>282154269 (OP)
I watched all of Monogatari a few years back and I consider it a solid 9, but I just rewatched the Kizumonogatari movie because I wanted to rewatch a certain scene, and good god are they autistic. They animated Araragi walking, following the metro blood trail to find Kiss Shot for like 6 minutes. 6 fucking minutes of walking with no dialogue. And then, the expressions, how exaggerated they are, Araragi behaving like a spaztic retard upon finding Kiss Shot, stumbling upon the ground, crawling, flailing around.

I can definitely see why it would put off a lot of people.

>>282200571
How come a haircut was all it took for Nadeko to go from a sex goddess to a 6/10 dork on a good day?

>>282200746
Araragi is a spastic retard

>>282200746
>6 fucking minutes of walking with no dialogue.
Yeah.
It's called art, you troglodyte. Try to keep up.

>>282200255
Typically when they focus so hard on a crotchshot it is because of a barely hidden pussy. It is like that scene where Kamideko runs up to Kaiki, her dress flies up, and then she gets flustered and starts kicking him. Many have seen Nadeko's pussy.

>>282200794
She's still a sex goddess to me

>>282200794
She has entered her dyke phase

>>282200794
>>282200888
>short-hair boy Nadeko
You just have to flip her over and do her from behind is all

>Captcha: JAV JS

>>282157019
Hey anon, we’re almost at the bump limit. Honestly, bait threads seem like the only way to get any real discussion about Monogatari.

>>282200899
I was gonna do that anyway

>>282200969
Whoops >>282200918

>>282200991
So, what happens after you flip her over?

>>282200899
I rather doubt she can get into college and IIRC she doesn't even want to, so how does that affect her chances of getting over that phase? In my experience, it can either make it worse or cure it for good.

>>282196135
Does Crab top both Cat and Araragi in their threesomes?

>>282201065
Probably worse. She found doll pussy after crashing out over Araragi

I should probably stop coming to these threads, they're not healthy for anyone.

>Crab Monkey threesome
living
the
dream

Which Monogatari character have you masturbated to the most and how much?

>>282201320
>that one doujin where Crab would make Araragi fuck Monkey but always forced him to come inside her in the end
Fuck I completely forgot what it was called

>>282201368
Monogatari Type Relationship

>>282201341
Shinobu is the name I think.
I didn't know where she was from though.

>>282201368
>>282201375
I'll be in my bunk

>>282201388
I wasn't saying the name anon I was making a joke

>>282201046
Itadakimasu

>>282201341
Shinobu or Hachikuji to the point my cock has calluses.

>>282201403
I'd eat that ass like a starving African child who just saw a cheeseburger

>>282201471
>stapler in mouth 0.35 seconds after talking to you
fear
but also an erection

>>282201471
I wonder if she'd make little catapults out of office supplies or be one of those people who fiddle with their pen until it launches out like a mortar.

>>282201341
It's definitely Shinobu, she has the most material
But nobody drives me wild like Nadeko

>>282201341
Shinobu definitely
But Nadeko invades my thoughts more
Nadeko would be on top if the Fire Sisters x Nadeko doujins weren't all so samey. Y'all know which ones I'm talking about.

>>282200961
Nah, it's mostly timing

>>282201341
Crab, Cat and Monke in that order.

>>282201341
Hanekawa is the only girl in the series with sex appeal so definitely her.

>>282200961
Was a good thread, but 200 posts of Nadeko lewd posting and anons roleplaying isn't actual discussion. There was actually very little discussion for gaining new insights about the material.

>>282201748
I want to gain new insights into Nadeko's butt

>>282201654
The smooth armpits of a young girl (598)

>>282201779
Beautiful artwork