Thread 282165924

Give Shinji a cuddle.

>>282165996

why is he wearing a choker?

Give him hollowpoints.

>>282166074
Symbolism.

Bvilt for Asuka

>>282166597
Someone won't like this

>>282166740
He can seethe impotently

>>282166597
Nghh~ Asuka should ride his oversensitive dicklet for hours until he's putty in her hands >~<

>>282166597
Built for choking Asuka, FTFY

>>282167165
this is how watching the ending of 3.0+1.0 feels

Reminder that KawoShin is the ship with the firmest foundation.
>Actually confessed his love for Shinji
>Shinji blushed around him
>Kaworu's death devastated him the most, it was the final drop that made him go insane

>>282167971
Marin won.

>>282168063
Kaworu is an ancient god who only used him as a representative of the greater human whole though, not to mention how he literally forced Shinji to destroy the only remaining source of comfort he had left
People want to talk about his dynamic with Asuka being toxic but it's tame by comparison

>>282165924 (OP)
I want to cuddle his prostate with my cock

>>282168150
that might be, but it's like watching a extremely close race only for the winner to be someone who wasn't even participating until the very last second
it feels cheap, contrived and unearned

>>282168164
Absolute sex god

>>282167165
Shinji x gigantic women is the correct anwer

>>282168222
>it's like watching a extremely close race
There never was a "race", Kaworu was far ahead in the lead and Asuka was running backward since the starting line.

>>282168511
who are you? I'm talking about Mari being an awful character

>>282168267
jjw needs to do more Shinji sets

>>282168575
The problem with Mari is that there really is nothing to talk about with her. The two characters literally don’t know each other (other than Mari being like his creepy auntie when he was a baby). And maybe that was the point. Resolve the debate with such a non answer people just leave rather than stick around and discuss it. And if so, so be it. It’s his movie after all. But I would still have preferred they depict Asuka’s happiness in the end, regardless of how it looked. Leaving that unresolved leaves part of Eva unresolved.

he's more into hand holding

>>282165924 (OP)
Sorry, Uncle Shinji, Asuka belongs to my DAD.

>>282170203
Oh, that’s right.

>>282165924 (OP)
Reminder that Shinji is more hated than literal rapists and serial killers

>>282171030
By whom?

>>282171064
Weebs in general but especially women and spics

>>282170203
rebuild establishes that holding hands is something friends do though
coincidentally, Asuka is the only character that consciously goes out of her way to avoid this, grabbing Shinji's wrist while leading him around after the ending of 3.33

>>282171230
A fairly difficult group to please.

>>282171328
Frankly, the impression I get was that anno really was trying to set up Asuka with glasses man. But when that went over as well as leukemia the strategy at Khara nowadays is to avoid talking about it entirely.

>>282170253
>>282170203
>>282171328
And he's here.

>>282170892
>>282171328
>starts coping

>>282171461
>>282170253
>>282170203
You know what I find funny is you always instantly start samefagging and spamming the moment you show

>>282171461
>starts seething

>>282171497
>ooc headcanon

So what actually triggers the Kensuke tard. Is it Eva overall or just Asuka?. Hard to tell when he throws a bitch fit every time he shows up

>>282171513
Thanks for the (You)
Anymore seething green text post you would like to make? Maybe some ACKtier samefagging or spam images while crying about Asushin.

>>282171520
It’s Asuka. In their mind 3.0+1.0 was supposed to put an end to Asuka posting. Instead, it’s only continued to increase. Try to picture the frustration.

>>282171579
oh you're really upset, maybe you should heal that wound with some more ooc fanfics.

>>282171584
You think he's gonna break from the script one of these threads? I mean doesn't he get tried doing the same shitposts in the exact same order?

>>282171656
He does occasionally.
They deny being a reifag but it’s a reifag.

Your ship is not canon.
Good day

>>282171737
Yes yes, true enough. HOWEVER! You’ve gone on record to state that the ending is a matter of viewer interpretation. Therefore I have chosen to interpret an ending that totally divorced from your artistic intentions, whatever those may have been. Sorry, old boy.

>>282165924 (OP)
Asuka is staring at Kensuke

>>282171418
Don't misunderstand me, I don't think she avoids holding hands out of a dislike of Shinji, but the complete opposite
Since rebuild repeatedly establishes holding hands as a symbolic act of platonic affection, I believe that Asuka stopped herself precisely because her affection towards Shinji isn't platonic
We know as much due to her final scene where, despite claiming to have moved on, blushes like a schoolgirl upon hearing Shinji's confession

>>282171737
yeah well shin ultraman SUCKED

>>282173064
She looking down retard. Man, you are fucking dumb

>>282173064
Retard

Everywhere Asuka stares, Kensuke is always there.

>>282173671
Retard

>>282173699
Asuka/Kensuke was always planned

>>282173713
uh oh
uh oh
Asukabros nooooo how do we COPE?

>>282173713
You didn't play girlfriend of steel, didn't you?
There Kensuke is characterized as a hopeless simp Asuka doesn't care about in the slightest, and is played for laughs

>282173671
That's doesn't make sense. If you're gonna add Kensuke name to every posts at least come up with something funny. Like "only brown people thinks Kensuke posting is funny". It's a true statement

>>282173713
>>282173732
Why do you always reply to yourself? Like your post is 1 min apart.

>>282173713
AsuShin sisters...

>>282173788
>now he's samefagging
I guess he really can't break the script.

>>282173788
AsuShin sisters don't exist. They all are bros, ronery and sexually frustrated bros

I hear if you reply to your own posts 50 times Asushin won't be canon. You should try it

>>282173812
>>282173788
Are you a tranny? Because this post reads like a guy trying to sound like a woman

I heard if you cope and make up tons of headcanons for nearly thirty years, Asushin will become canon. How's that working out so far?

>>282173860
Show me a female Asushin shipper.
Dante Must Die Mode: Not the shoujo spin-off author, she was hired by Gainax

>>282165996
This looks like a female character from a low tier wishfulfilment romcom manga

I heard if you seethe at a post and type "I heard if you cope and make up tons of headcanons for nearly thirty years, Asushin will become canon. How's that working out so far?" It shows how assurt you really are. I sure hope nobody typed that

>>282173963
uh oh, melty

I'm not even a Asushin shipper, I just like triggering the retard

I heard of you type "uh oh, melty" it's means Asushin is canon. I sure hope someone didn't type that

>>282174020
uh oh, melty

Asushin shipper here, I am eternally fucking seething and crying.

>>282174055
The Kencuck is a Asushin shipper? Wow, talk about a self hating shipper

>>282174093
All Asushin shippers hate themselves, that's why they self insert as Shinji.

>>282174105
Nah, only people who like type "Kensuke" name and hang out in NTR threads are self hating. Now you wouldn't have hang out in a NTR threads while saying people who don't like NTR are self-inserters. That would be massive cuck behavior

>>282174167
Holy ESL

>>282174182
Is nice and all but you should really answer the question. Did you do that?

>>282174276
>That wasn't even a question stupid fucking ESL.
That sentence wasn't even proper, English. Instead of seething at me and trying to Kensuke post (don't know why he did that. Seems like a melty over his cuck behavior) you should really answer the question.

If Shinji was a girl he'd be best girl and blow the other two out the water

>>282174451
You know you can't still answer the question. The whole seething post after jannies delete your spam gets old? So did you post in a NTR threads about how being anti-NTR=self-inserting?

>>282174451
Congratulations, you followed the script to a T. You samefaged, spammed, schizo post, got banned and instantly came back into the thread to seethe more

Shinji fucks Asuka btw.

>

Reminder if you posted a image and just have ">" in the post it means you like NTR

KENKEEEEENN
QUIT AVOIDING ME AND FUCK ME ALREADY, I'M OVULATING.

>>282173937
Yup, that's Rebuild.

>>282174641
I heard if you start seething and start typing in all caps or Kensuke posts. You're a NTR cuck lover who's throwing a hiss fit. That can't be true right?

>>282174695
Man you love talking about NTR huh? Must have to do with the fact Kensuke is fucking your waifu.

>>282174695
It is, >>282174641 told me so.

>>282174726
Man, you sure do love posting about Kensuke alot. Must be because you really love NTR and this is just projection.

This thread isn't even about Asuka. How'd it turn out like this?

>>282174922
He doesn't like Asuka or Shinji. I honestly think he just hates Eva

>>282174956
But enough about Anno

>>282174956
nobody hates eva more than the shippers that praise garbage like retake

>>282174956
That's fairly obvious
I don't even think he likes Kensuke as a character, just as a means of shitposting

>>282175078
Well yeah. They use it the same way makimafags use ‘bang!’

>>282175229
Wouldn't surprise me if he's a also a power shitposter. He does hang out in /csm/

>>282165924 (OP)
Make him say ''im a little bitch too weak to be called a man'' just before i fuck him raw, pinning him down.

>>282174922
idk

>>282165924 (OP)
Shinji is the only good character besides Misato

>>282176126
Then why Asuka choo-choose Kensuke?
Ah right, cuz she's a shit character

>>282176260
>choose
>retard doesn't even know how to use past and present tense properly

>>282176588
I refuse to learn english

>>282176260
Why would she "choose" Kensuke when she "Chose" Shinji. Kensuke is only liked by cucks and ESLs

>>282176630
Well Asuka is a ESL

Shinji ≠ Sachiel

>>282177060
But—

Tabris…

>>282176752
Also a cuck.

>>282177160
?

>>282177603
Did Shinji manage to kill Sachiel?

>>282177687
No

Huh, what?

>>282176752
Well her dad is American so maybe not.

>>282175779
He'd probably like that

>>282171328
Still mad they didn't fuck.

>>282181459
That would make her a predator

>>282181475
She IS a predator.

Have the superior couple.

>>282165924 (OP)
so cute

Why do people like this? I just recently watched Evangelion and it was...shit? I liked the Fly me to the Moon cover I guess and the ending montage song but I don't get why this anime in particular became so popular

>>282182925
>Why do people like this?
Plugsuits.

>>282165996
Bravo Anno

>>282167787
maid shinji is so hot.
thanks fuyutsuki.

Why ares all Eva threads like this?

Neither one of them would have made Shinji happy.

>>282168155
>how he literally forced Shinji to destroy the only remaining source of comfort he had left
You mean when he faced him?

>>282184262
Ken-ken has eternally bvck broke the eva community by canonically taking Asuka.

>>282184262
>>282184444
Shy do you keep samefagging? It's not funny and we already made fun of you for being a ESL

>>282184444
>>282184262
Did you really wake up to start samefagging? The only issue with this read is (you) and your NTR fetish.

>>282184444
Checked

I find ot odd that post like >>282184444 that are very LQ troll bait and are very underage don't get deleted but if you make fun of him for being Brown then it's a issue

>>282184623
>>282184262
To day I remimd them

Fun fact: a mere presence of this man causes some people to seethe with rage and show various amusing reactions every single time.

>>282184700
Fun fact: a mere presence of this man causes some people to seethe with rage and show various amusing reactions every single time

>>282184700
You really don't get people are baiting you

Fun fact, If you samefag with this retard. You'll get s cute black femboy gf

>>282184262
Anno delivered at last.

>>282184800
>>282184444
Based more femboy bfs

>>282184647
>>282184262
>>282184800
Today I will keep reminding them

>>282184647
>>282184791
>>282184855
Crazy how only post making fun of him are getting deleted. Kind of like how kiwifarms poited out he's a janny

>>282184700
Fun fact: a mere presence of this man causes some people to seethe with rage and show various amusing reactions every single time.

>>282184623
>>282184444
Today I will remind them

>>282185194
>>282184623
Of this.

Buyed this figurine, what do y'all think?

>>282165996
confident Shinji is disgusting

>>282185366
That you're boring and really need to come up with new shitposts.

>>282185366
You don't know English and this isn't even the first ESL shitpost you've made this thread

Reminder kids. All you have to do is reply to the Kensukefag and he'll camp the thread. Pay attention to his posts timestamps and the reused jokes.

Buyed this figurine, what do y'all think?

>>282185586
I KNEEEL

>>282185393
Wrong Shinji.

>>282185676
He fucked Asuka mad males people itt really asshurt

>>282185707
This happened.

>>282185707
Truth

>>282185730
didn't meant to dealet this

>>282185707
This happened.

>>282185707
Based

>>282185730
Glad we agree it would be really retarded and lolcow like if you reposted this it a cuck shitpost

>>282177502
He does not make sense

No. I'll cuddle レイ

>>282185707
I'm REALLY mad he fucked Rei. I don't care if he fucked Asuka

>>282186494
I want both. You all can fight for Shinji

>>282186541
There are enough Rei for all of us.

>>282187097
Kensuke is cuch a happy cuck. Look at him watch Shinji because he knows he's gonna be able to watch him fuck Asuka.

>282187097
boring bait

>>282187097
>Kensuke is looking at Shinji's crotch
He knows that's the dick that's about to fuck Asuka.

>>282187176
>>282187282
He is called Kencuck for a reason

>never watched Evangelion
>thought that Asuka vs Rei is an actual heated debate
>finally watched it and started reading the threads
>70% of the board is AsuShin, 20% - AsuKen, 10% - the rest (KawoShin, MisaShin, etc.)

>>282187391
>actual heated debate
Yeah, the Asushin and Kensuke shit is mostly brought up by the same shitposter/posters who just don't like Asuka. When he's not around we would actually go days without a single Kensuke post

>>282187391
Who's the better all-around waifu and who is best for Shinji are like two different debates

>>282187391
Watch it again
>>282188991
This

>>282165924 (OP)
i would if i could

>>282187391
>thought that Asuka vs Rei is an actual heated debate
It's a non dabate.

Love boy!

>>282182925
Lurk moar newfag, especially if this shit baffles you.

the dream

>>282168063
>>282191293
>>282191540
>>282191732
>>282191799
I'm not a fag and I don't care for yaoi but KawoShin just makes total sense and I wish Shinji was happy together with Kaworu

>>282192319
Indeed

>>282191223
Keep practicing.

>>282192319
Isn't there a lot of preproduction stuff showing that Shinji was originally designed as a girl?

>>282192319
Yeah it's cute and I'm down for it too.

>>282175779
Why does he look and act so much like a girl?

>>282192319
Same, but I'm a faggot and do care for yaoi, even though I'm not attracted to masculinity at all.

Shinji-love is pure and not about degradation.

>>282192660
No, just a joke panel by Sadamoto making fun of his own sameface syndrome by comparing him to Nadia

>>282192945
Huh, well that disappoints me, because I was going to say that's gotta be part of the reason Shinji triggers a lot of people otherwise uninterested in yaoi, right? He's got so many feminine traits. Him and Kaworu are probably the clearest top/bottom divide of any /a/ same-sex couple. He acts enough like a female that it gets you thinking of him as one, and before you know it you're gay.

What's the meaning of life if i can't have a Rei gf?

Built for Misato and Kaji.

I did not watch the Rebuilds, what is this Kensuke shit about?

>>282195405
Ask anno about it at the next fan event. He’ll be thrilled to answer.

>>282195405
You know you really need you come up with new shitposts. I can literally go into the archive and find you do this exact bait like 50 times

>>282195479
You know that's just the Kensuke shitposter baiting?

Qrd on the Kensuke spammer

>>282195575
Go kiwifarms, find the 4chan thread and search Kensuke. Someone posted a bunch of ahit about him.

Just ignore him. He only here to shit up the thread.

>>282195603
I thought kiwifarms didn't exist anymore.

>>282195405
Asuka is implied to find a new daddy. She walks around naked around him in his fuckshack. Plus her final goodbye involves Kensuke as her partner.

Many such implications.

>>282196145
Trannies tried and it came back even harder to take down. Now the Kensuke schizo is asshurt >>282196199 this is him samefagging to >>282195405 this

>>282196243
>>282195405
lmao what a schizo

>>282196264
He's always seething

>>282177060
Shinji = Shinji

>>282196199
Man, how can you be this much of a schizo and samefag. But don't know how to type proper english

Could Sachiel win over Sachiel?

I did not watch the Rebuilds, what is this Kensuke shit about him being a trans icon?

>>282195405
She crashes at his house in the rebuilds, and is implied to be friendly with him
That's about it

>>282196359
This image shows it

If SEELE did actually need any of the Eva pilots to start 3rd impact then what was their plan?

>>282165924 (OP)
I want doujins in which Misato molests him.

Kensuke is banging Asuka as we speak

Kensuke is banging black men as we speak

Asuka is pegging Shinji as we speak.

>>282197601
Anno is a freaking genius

Misato's words, not mine.

>>282198324
reminder that the Eva pilots all piloted Shin Getter meaning they are all Getters Chosen,

Getter > instrumentality
Funny how Asuka is getter 1

>>282198560
Well of course. She’s #1

jesus are shinji-asuka shippers mentally ill

>>282200161
Not as much as the other ships really.

>>282200564
no shinj-asuka shippers are pretty up there, the others don't come nearly as close

>>282200624
kawoshin shippers sent Anno death threats over an artbook illustration and he had to issue an apology

>>282200624
Asushin is basically the normie choice among the pairings. Reishin would be alright but they’ve developed a bit of a complex about it.

>>282200685
proof, i wanna see it.
>>282200708
kawoshin is way more popular and recognized than asushin

>>282200841
He ended up claiming that it was doujinshi to tame the autistic fujo meltdown
http://gallery.minitokyo.net/view/760249

>>282200912
that is doujinshi and that is not proof, i do not see a statement from the man himself how he received death threats

>>282200841
That’s fujos for you. If you consider that normie, I’m not sure about you.

>>282201008
normalfags make reference to and have no problem talking about kawoshin, you live in a bubble. not surprising, you are all mentally ill after all and only hear what you want to hear.

>>282200966
>The art book is just fan service ie. not canon
>Please stop harassing my staff and their families
https://twitter.com/evangelion_co?t=WoSOUDCrRY-BbBv1kDXaVQ&s=09

>>282200841
>kawoshin is way more popular and recognized than asushin
remove the fujos and it's not even close
homosexuality is not the norm

>>282201147
Even by that metric, Asuka-Shinji is second most popular, putting Rei at a distant third. And judging by how angry you get over this, you might want to get yourself checked out at some point.

>>282201245
Yeah, I think you were also the same guy who was counting up the number of likes each character was getting in an ice cream promo. The picture of mental wellness, that.

>>282201325
How can you already be out of ammo?

>>282201513
>>282201491
>>282201474
>>282201461
>>282201459
Having these saved to your hard drive isn’t a good sign if you’re worried about mental illness.

>>282201537
>no rebuttal

>>282189351
That being said I think Rei is both best waifu and best for Shinji too

>>282201613
Rebuttal to what? It’s a bunch of screen caps. What does any of that prove in your demented mind in the first place?

>>282201679
>still no rebuttal

>>282201709
>3.0+1.0 tanked Asuka’s popularity
If only it were so, huh?
Maybe Rei will back on top one day.

>>282201741
jannies, the bot's broken. it's talking about random shit.

>>282201759
Yeah. So much for “premium girl.”

>>282201778
jannies, seriously, the bot's on the fritz

Rei... I... I love you

I wonder what got people to switch over to Asuka anyway. Was it a gradual shift or was it caused by an event?

>>282175779
that's pretty gay dude

>>282202003
Thats the fun part. To make a ''man'' truly realize that they cant live without a good dicking, letting their masculinity slip out in pathetic spurts. The humiliation mixed in with the pleasure, the pain of losing oneself withing the euphoria of a real man using you however he wants. The way his heart would flutter when i'd slap that ass. Shinji is truly made for real men like myself. I truly am the boss.
Bet Shinji would be into ballbusting too. What a little faggot.

>>282202070
hell yeah dude

>>282198324
Damn she's way past cake age. She's about to cross over into new Year's soba territory. Then again it's Misato, if I were Shinji I'd let her play withy pp whenever she wanted.

Someone had a huge melty.
Kiwifarms won hard with this lolcow
SHINJI FUCKED ASUKA BTW

Now that the dust has settled... What was the moral of the Neon Genesis Evangelion story?

>>282203959
Shinji says it himself

>>282203959
C. the cube stays still in the middle of the blue portal surface.

>>282204070
He doesnt say what the point of the story was there

>>282201231
cope harder, hetshit.

>>282204368
shinji is canonically a cuntboy which is why he is attracted to kaworu who has a penis that can fill him
always explains his father and mother complex

>>282204388
no

>>282201231
>unironically posting a reddit screencap
you need to go back

Shinji feels loved by all of your replies, anons.

>>282204409
no the doujins prove my case

>>282204431
<3

>>282205099
>I can't get over how Shinji is fucking he

>>282205099
>It's mad
Good

>>282205152
I too love platonic endings that are not romantic

>>282205604
Man, you really are easy to bait

>>282205645
All I did was point out the image you posted isn't asushin, but okay. I guess I'm your boogyman now.

>>282205655
Man, you're even jumping waiting for (You)s

>It's still mad
Why even waste everyone's time like this

>>282205672
>>282205691
This thread wasn't about your shit waifu. All you did was start this shit and stir up a flame war with a fellow shitposter.

>>282206237
For the love of God Kensuke tard stop trying to bait people every five minutes.

Anyone with a brain knows
1)images that don't show up in the Archive are (You)
2)larping post where you concern troll is (You)
3)instantly crying about Asushin when nobody brought it up is (You)
4)repetitive shitpost that are just annoying to have to keep reading are mad by (You)
5)threads getting bumped when there on page 9 usally trying to bait is (You)
It's like a script of autism that everyone knows was written by a lolcow on Kiwifarms

Thanks you the (You) stay mad

>>282206237
fuck off and stop shitting up the thread