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Anonymous No.282260817 >>282260906 >>282262006 >>282262964 >>282263144 >>282264107 >>282265721 >>282266019 >>282266456
Jesus Christ, Shinji, you're such a faggot. You'll never get any bitches.
Anonymous No.282260829 >>282261988 >>282264073 >>282266967
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Anonymous No.282260842
Anonymous No.282260867 >>282260930 >>282260956 >>282261145 >>282262006
Hey, Shinji come here.

Do my nipples look a little more pink today? How about my clit is it too big? Look closer.
Anonymous No.282260906 >>282260916
>>282260817 (OP)
Jesus Christ, OP, you're such a faggot. You'll never get any bitches.
Anonymous No.282260916
>>282260906
Touche.
Anonymous No.282260930 >>282264206
>>282260867
>AI

I regret everything.
Anonymous No.282260956
>>282260867
you should have made her eyes red
Anonymous No.282261145 >>282262336 >>282262387
>>282260867
She said all this to Kensuke but was completely naked unlike in your image.
Anonymous No.282261882 >>282261957 >>282264032
Anon, it's canon he had sex with Rei during instrumentality
Anonymous No.282261957 >>282262022
>>282261882
Everyone had sex with Rei during instrumentality, that's not an achievement
Anonymous No.282261988
>>282260829
She wasn't angry. She was worried for Asuka's mental health
Anonymous No.282262006
>>282260817 (OP)
>>282260867
She won't be so smug when Kaworu's tongue is 5 feet deep down Shinji's throat
Anonymous No.282262022 >>282262069
>>282261957
Kaworu was watching. It's different.
Anonymous No.282262069 >>282266362
>>282262022
Now that i think. It's fucking weird that kaworu watched Shinji nutting inside a girl who looks like his morher.
Anonymous No.282262336 >>282266952
>>282261145
Why are you such a ESL
Anonymous No.282262387 >>282262411 >>282262428 >>282262450 >>282263366 >>282266952
I have a question does anyone find this post >>282261145 funny? I'm not asking the retard who made it because he's a ESL. But does anyone who isn't a BBC loving cuck lolcow actually find it funny?
Anonymous No.282262411 >>282266952
>>282262387
No, he's not funny and never was
Anonymous No.282262428 >>282266952
>>282262387
Nope
Anonymous No.282262450 >>282266952
>>282262387
No
Anonymous No.282262585 >>282262616 >>282262621
after all this years have we ever discussed how Asuka might smell like?
I have the suspicion that her pits would have a really pungent odour.
Anonymous No.282262616 >>282262650 >>282262794 >>282262840 >>282262905 >>282267536
>>282262585
Kenchad's semen.
Anonymous No.282262621
>>282262585
Shut up
Anonymous No.282262650 >>282262794 >>282262905 >>282267536
>>282262616
KEK, this one was actually funny.
Anonymous No.282262794 >>282262984
I have another question does anyone find these posts >>282262616
>>282262650 made by a ESL retard who's samefagging funny? I'm not asking the retard who made it because he's a ESL. But does anyone who isn't a BBC loving cuck lolcow actually find it funny?
Anonymous No.282262840
>>282262616
15:00:00

>>28226265
15:01:0

Fyi, if you need to samefag then your joke isn't funny. More sad then anything
Anonymous No.282262905
>>282262616 #
15:00:00

>>282262650
15:01:0

Fyi, if you need to samefag then your joke isn't funny. More sad then anything
Anonymous No.282262964 >>282263001 >>282263117
>>282260817 (OP)
>last man on a planet
>can't even choke a girl hard enough to make her cum
>cries like a bitch afterwards
Anonymous No.282262984
>>282262794
No he isn't funny. Nothing he does is funny because he can't come up with anything Orginal
Anonymous No.282263001 >>282263117
>>282262964
That's because he knows she's going to get railed by another man for the rest of her life.
Anonymous No.282263117 >>282263153 >>282263194
>>282262964
Unless you're into cuck shit like >>282263001 girls don't usually cum when thier chocked

Also, why is the Kensukefag so into cuck shit?
Anonymous No.282263144
>>282260817 (OP)
Good, bitches aren't worth it anyway. Shinji can wait until he meets a real woman who will treat him right.
Anonymous No.282263153
>>282263117
He thinks not liking NTR = self-inserting. yes he did say that
Anonymous No.282263194
>>282263117
Asuka's definitely into choking though
Anonymous No.282263216
>show up in thread
>Kensuke cuck is already samefagging to himself and cuck posting
I'm guessing he doesn't have a life to sit on 4chan all day and do that
Anonymous No.282263329
Rei
Anonymous No.282263366
>>282262387
I would have missed it if you didn't bring my attention to it
Anonymous No.282263975 >>282264693
how come people call her awe-sue-ka instead of asuka?
Anonymous No.282264032
>>282261882
Shinji had experienced all kinds of mental fucking yet he didn't have a real intercourse, kwab
Anonymous No.282264073
>>282260829
Anonymous No.282264107 >>282264169 >>282268038
>>282260817 (OP)
Bitches can't resist Shinji.
Anonymous No.282264169 >>282264291
>>282264107
Gross
Anonymous No.282264206 >>282264454
>>282260930
On second thought the AI kind of makes the joke work.
Anonymous No.282264291
>>282264169
No.
Anonymous No.282264454 >>282264767
>>282264206
Yeah, Asuka/Shinji ship itself is a joke after all.
Anonymous No.282264693
>>282263975
for the same reason they say annie-may instead of anime
Anonymous No.282264767
>>282264454
It's such a joke that it's canon. I mean it's so canon it triggers retards to type shit like "Yeah, Asuka/Shinji ship itself is a joke after all."
Anonymous No.282264819
I like how most of them time Asushin is never brought up. But the Kencuck will go on for fucking hours calling people Asushinfags, samefagging and cuck posting. Mind you, nobody but him brings it up 95% if the time
Anonymous No.282264932 >>282265013 >>282267536
>most of them time
Anonymous No.282265013
>>282264932
>ESL mad at a typo
Yup mad.
Anonymous No.282265721
>>282260817 (OP)
Can Jesus Christ use his magic powers to give me a hot bitch?
Anonymous No.282266019
>>282260817 (OP)
Even after getting treated like that, he'll still cum visit her in the hospital.
Anonymous No.282266362 >>282271044
>>282262069
There's a lot that's weird about Kaworu.
Anonymous No.282266456 >>282266499
>>282260817 (OP)
Could you drop Eva just for one day?
Anonymous No.282266499
>>282266456
Eva can be talked about over and over and over because its characters are all fuckups, but they're fuckups in very interesting ways. It's basically perfect for endless discussion. And that's even before we get to the endless debate of Rei vs Asuka.
Anonymous No.282266952 >>282267404 >>282267536 >>282267685 >>282267801
>>282262336
>>282262387
>>282262411
>>282262428
>>282262450
I suspect all of these posts were made by the same person.
Anonymous No.282266967
>>282260829
Needs smile edit
Anonymous No.282267330 >>282267454
I'm proid to announce i've just jerked off to Rei
Anonymous No.282267404 >>282267536 >>282267685 >>282267801 >>282267967 >>282267967 >>282268884
>>282266952
I'm quite sure he the same idiot who posted in the past a lot of "raikage pics" in naruto/boruto threads.
Anonymous No.282267454
>>282267330
Congratulations!
Anonymous No.282267536 >>282267752
>>282267404
>>282266952
>>282264932
>>282262650
>>282262616
So we all agree this is Kensukefag since made a point of only picking post that nake fun of him. Also why didn't the jannies ban this retard?
Anonymous No.282267685 >>282267752
>>282267404
>>282266952
Nobody likes you faggot. Instead of larping and Kensuke posting how about you fuck off.
Anonymous No.282267752 >>282267801 >>282267830 >>282267967 >>282268884
>>282267536
>>282267685
>make fun of kensuke poster
>YoU ArE KensuKe PoSter11111!!!

Mmm ok
Anonymous No.282267801 >>282267846
>>282267752
>>282267404
>>282266952
Okay, he's larping jannkes ean it up 1111111222
Anonymous No.282267830 >>282267846
>>282267752
fuck off and stop shitting up the thread
Anonymous No.282267846 >>282267967
>>282267801
>>282267830

I think you are the kensuke poster
Anonymous No.282267967
>>282267404
>>282267846
>>282267752
>>282267404
Can jannies clean this shit up already. The Kencuck is doing that retarded shot where he baiting for (You)s.
Anonymous No.282268038 >>282268228
>>282264107
Kirika would find an excuse to make Shinji walk around in the skintight plugsuit at home.
Then break her way into Ritsuko's lab to design an even lewder, more sheer version.
Anonymous No.282268213
Did the Kencuck just admit thay he's also a raikage cuck poster?
Anonymous No.282268228
>>282268038
This is the kind of thing we need threads about, not Kensuke schizophrenia.
Anonymous No.282268682 >>282268884
Kensuke won lmao
Anonymous No.282268884
>>282268682
>>282267752
>>282267404
Get better shitposts
kiwifarms won
Asuka and Shinji are fucking as we speak
Anonymous No.282268897
uh oh, asushinnie melty
Anonymous No.282268923
uh oh, Kensuke troon melty
Anonymous No.282268959 >>282268978
Every single time the Kensuke schizo starts seething he does this ACKtier "uh oh melty" posting.
Anonymous No.282268978
>>282268959
He can't come up with anything new so he jas a script he needs to fellow.
Anonymous No.282269021 >>282269102
asushit lost, godsuke won
Anonymous No.282269102
>>282269021 is having a mety.
Kiwifarms won
Cuckske sucks off black men
Anonymous No.282269992 >>282270107
Shinji is just as pathetic as Deku, maybe even more. How can anyone even self-insert as xer?
Anonymous No.282270107 >>282270269
>>282269992
I don't know? Why do (You) self-inserter as a troon?
Anonymous No.282270230
Anonymous No.282270269 >>282270336 >>282270366
>>282270107
>ESL comeback
>Xhe is a fuming cuckservative that watches tranime.
Xhe couldn't settle for one mental illness so xhe rolled for two. Bravo
Anonymous No.282270336
>>282270269
Nobody cares nigga the fuck is this dogshit? Go blogpost somewhere else..
Anonymous No.282270366
>>282270269
>T.seething projecting tranny
Anonymous No.282270627 >>282270811
Sachielโ€ฆ
Anonymous No.282270811
>>282270627
Nah
Anonymous No.282270896
Thrice upon a time really did a number on you guys, huh.
Anonymous No.282271044
>>282266362
Kaworu: "That's right, Shinji. What you're feeling now is my finger in your rectum. Now just relax and it will all be over soon."