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Anonymous No.283027298 [Report] >>283027371 >>283027441 >>283028898 >>283029823 >>283029856 >>283030126 >>283030487 >>283030548 >>283032592 >>283033837 >>283040924 >>283042325
Umamusume
Why does this hag dress like a Central African Warlord
Anonymous No.283027371 [Report]
>>283027298 (OP)
She knows drip when she sees it
Anonymous No.283027441 [Report] >>283027672 >>283029521
>>283027298 (OP)
>hag
what do you mean? she was 17 when she became an undefeated triple crown and is 17 after Kita retires from the Twinkle Series
Anonymous No.283027672 [Report] >>283029578
>>283027441
Hag just means "looks more like an adult than a child" these days
Anonymous No.283027847 [Report]
She dresses in 19C military dress uniform, because she's the Emperor. I guess some warlord copies the style as well but most of them don't go for the half-cape.
Anonymous No.283028898 [Report] >>283040032
>>283027298 (OP)
If she's so great where is her own series?
Anonymous No.283029521 [Report]
>>283027441
Shes an adult woman thats been in the student council for three generations
Anonymous No.283029578 [Report]
>>283027672
She's been in the exact same position from the 80's to the 2010's, I think you can call her a hag.
Anonymous No.283029722 [Report]
Digitan episodic comedy anime about teaching the history of less popular horsegirls through her stalking and harassment when?
Anonymous No.283029823 [Report]
>>283027298 (OP)
damn central african warlords look like THAT?
Anonymous No.283029856 [Report] >>283030882
>>283027298 (OP)
what do central african warlords look like
Anonymous No.283030126 [Report]
>>283027298 (OP)
My wife.....
Anonymous No.283030487 [Report]
>>283027298 (OP)
She's named after a German Kaiser, so that's probably why.
Anonymous No.283030548 [Report]
>>283027298 (OP)
>hag
Maruzensky is the only hag uma.
Anonymous No.283030560 [Report]
Time is convoluted in Tracen.
Anonymous No.283030882 [Report]
>>283029856
Anonymous No.283030947 [Report] >>283031285 >>283031431 >>283031963 >>283032131 >>283037490 >>283042784
Why do people say season 3 sucks? I love Kitasan.
Anonymous No.283031285 [Report]
>>283030947
Was a bit of a downgrade from S2, Kita's story in general about hitting the peak and going out on your own terms, along with Dia's need to get a G1 were done fine. But like half of it was basically filler, and whilst the curse episode, the holiday episode and going to the mountains for a while weren't bad in of themselves, skipping races to fit them in wasn't a good decision.
Anonymous No.283031431 [Report] >>283031963
>>283030947
>dominates the field everytime she runs
>suddenly goes "uh oh guess I'm now an old hag and need to retire soon"
This came out of nowhere because the IRL horse's career was cut short due to the owner being a greedy bastard that wanted to make him a breeding stud ASAP
Anonymous No.283031963 [Report] >>283040986
>>283030947
I like it a lot myself, Kita and Dia's arcs resonated with me more than Teio and McQueen and Duramante and Cheval were fun as well as rivals/jobbers. But overall the season overall feels way messier than S2, some plot points don't have enough room to breathe and some are given too much time.
>>283031431
I agree but unfortunately I doubt said owner would give the writers approval to portray her like that.
Anonymous No.283032131 [Report]
>>283030947
Kitasan is cute but I love how much nice nature there was in it.
Anonymous No.283032301 [Report] >>283032341 >>283032405 >>283032652
Howdy-do Trainer!
Anonymous No.283032341 [Report]
>>283032301
Special Needs...
Anonymous No.283032384 [Report]
Why does Dia-chan dress like a retarded bimbo whore?
Anonymous No.283032405 [Report] >>283032591 >>283040372
>>283032301
hai hai, uma des?
Anonymous No.283032591 [Report] >>283040108 >>283040140
>>283032405
Need more scenes of umamusume using those unique phones.
Anonymous No.283032592 [Report]
>>283027298 (OP)
Hey hey people, Symboli Rudolf here
Anonymous No.283032643 [Report] >>283032858 >>283032890 >>283033150 >>283034927 >>283039477
Are human horse-girl relationships canon in the uma musume universe?
Anonymous No.283032652 [Report]
>>283032301
Anonymous No.283032858 [Report]
>>283032643
Never watched cinderella gray?
Anonymous No.283032890 [Report]
>>283032643
Never watched NTR?
Anonymous No.283033150 [Report] >>283034168
>>283032643
s1e1 has a pregnant uma in the opening sequence, but no confirmation of sex so far.
Anonymous No.283033812 [Report]
Anonymous No.283033837 [Report]
>>283027298 (OP)
Don't why these threads seemed to get nuke on /v/?
Anonymous No.283034160 [Report] >>283035816
Anonymous No.283034168 [Report]
>>283033150
BY
ME
Anonymous No.283034927 [Report] >>283037574
>>283032643
RT3 and season 3 show human papas of umas (Dia's parents and Kita's dad are shown on screen) and the game has a bunch of stories of umas' dads showing up. Mr. CB"s mom and dad literally eloped while they were trainee and trainer and CB likes to joke how you two are in a similar situation right now while you're visiting them hahaha
You'd honestly have to bend yourself into a non Euclidean fractal to try to explain an alternative way umas are born that contradicts the straightforward evidence we've seen
Anonymous No.283035816 [Report]
>>283034160
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TuuQUComrFM
Anonymous No.283036142 [Report] >>283036216 >>283037117 >>283037253
I think you should eat your vegetables.
Anonymous No.283036216 [Report]
>>283036142
Yada! Yada! Yada!
Anonymous No.283037117 [Report]
>>283036142
YAAAAAAADDAAAAAA!
Anonymous No.283037253 [Report] >>283042135
>>283036142
Anonymous No.283037359 [Report] >>283037411
Gentildonna love
Anonymous No.283037411 [Report] >>283037469 >>283037472 >>283037633
>>283037359
Mare love.
Anonymous No.283037469 [Report]
>>283037411
>mayano
also Almond Eye banner when?
Anonymous No.283037472 [Report]
>>283037411
Along with Mayano, shouldn't Fine also be an outlier here?
Anonymous No.283037490 [Report]
>>283030947
Just compare with S2, RTTT, New Era, and to a lesser extent S1. The stakes were around facing strong rivals, losing, setbacks with injuries or otherwise, and eking out that a meaningful victory at the end. Even CinGray manages this, despite how dominant Oguri is, by having strong meaningful rivals.
Now look at S3 and Kitasan. Duramente is the only actual strong rival, and that gets flatly resolved without a meaningful end and she disappears from the show. And the rest of these "rivals" barely get any presence and are hardly ever any kind of threat to Kitasan. Considering how dominant she was, her constant crying about losing felt very forced.
Anonymous No.283037555 [Report] >>283037898 >>283040231
So what's next after Cinderella Gray?
Anonymous No.283037574 [Report] >>283038813
>>283034927
are any of the horse girls you mentioned mares irl?
I'm curious if they're playing it coy with the boy horsegirls
Anonymous No.283037633 [Report]
>>283037411
Tights under bloomers is fucking criminal, goddamn.
Anonymous No.283037898 [Report]
>>283037555
I don't see any particular reason they wouldn't keep animating it as long as it remains popular. And while they do that, there's no reason to air another uma musume anime that would compete with it.
Anonymous No.283038813 [Report]
>>283037574
Vodka is a mare and talks about her human dad (might have had voiced lines as well can't remember)
Anonymous No.283039434 [Report] >>283039825
Wait, how do her glasses stay on?
Anyway, Teio is cute and the S2 seems like a step up from the S1
Anonymous No.283039477 [Report]
>>283032643
bait or newfag?
Anonymous No.283039825 [Report]
>>283039434
>Wait, how do her glasses stay on?
Stop asking questions or I'm calling Tazuna
Anonymous No.283040032 [Report] >>283040992
>>283028898
>If she's so great where is her own series?
Rudolf's career is hard to adapt to anime since she was legit too fucking good, you'd need to focus on other stuff besides racing because for almost every single race her victory is a foregone conclusion. You could still do it, there's plenty of OP MC battle shounen and isekai shit where MC has 999 stats and one shots every fight trivially, but most Uma animes are trying to be proper "sports anime".

Even the couple races Rudolf didn't win she was still 2nd or 3rd. Her career is better suited to being a couple episode arc in somebody else's story, or maybe a movie. A multiple-season anime where 95% of episodes end with "and then Rudolf curb stomped everybody" would get old if not done well.
Anonymous No.283040108 [Report]
>>283032591
It happened quite often in season 1.
Anonymous No.283040140 [Report] >>283040372
>>283032591
Anonymous No.283040231 [Report] >>283040876
>>283037555
I hope they make a Daiwa Scarlet series.
Anonymous No.283040372 [Report] >>283043630
>>283032405
>>283040140
I don’t know how I never questioned this before, but it kinda implies they don’t have a set of ears on the sides. It would look super weird if it weren’t for all that hair covering the spot where human ears are supposed to be.
Anonymous No.283040440 [Report]
Anonymous No.283040696 [Report]
https://kemono.cr/fanbox/user/40651568/post/10731218

Flying a little close to the sun, isn't he?
Anonymous No.283040876 [Report]
>>283040231
One of the real-life models for Kitahara is Oguri's former jockey in Kasamatsu, who later transferred to central (years later, age Oguri retired) and also ended up being the main jockey for Daiwa Scarlet.
Kind of wacky if there a pseudo-sequel to CinGray timeline where Kitahara sticks around and trains Scarlet.
Anonymous No.283040924 [Report] >>283040973
>>283027298 (OP)
>Symboli Rudolph: Emperor themed.
She's the undefeated horse. Thus, it makes sense she's wearing imperial tier garb from colonial era. Plus her name is western. So I see it as a more of a reference to the HRE German Emperor Kaiser Wilhelm type of drip.
Anonymous No.283040973 [Report] >>283040977
>>283040924
>undefeated
Anonymous No.283040977 [Report]
>>283040973
That's the meme.
Anonymous No.283040986 [Report]
>>283031963
They should just make it so she gets accidentally knocked up by torena. And we would get Equinox that way.
Anonymous No.283040992 [Report]
>>283040032
>In someone else's story.
Yeah that someone else being Tokai Teio's flashbacks. (Using her career as a way to inspire her own pursuit to victory.)
Anonymous No.283041080 [Report]
>FRAUDrolf
Anonymous No.283041207 [Report]
does /a/ love NTR as much as i do?
Anonymous No.283042129 [Report]
Anonymous No.283042135 [Report] >>283042268 >>283043592
>>283037253
I just watched the movie. Who is faster, peak kiseki or peak tachyon?
Anonymous No.283042210 [Report] >>283043527
why is the uma pyoi?
Anonymous No.283042219 [Report]
Anonymous No.283042268 [Report]
>>283042135
IRL or in-game/anime? IRL both horses went undefeated for a short time before retiring to be studs and have 1000+ registered offspring.
in-game they're on opposite ends of the spectrum for aptitude. Fuji Kiseki is optimized for mile running and can stretch to 2000 meter Medium races, Tachyon is a Medium and Long distance runner who struggles with Miles (D) and simply can't sprint (G), Tachyon is a stamina queen built for longer distances with her unique while kiseki is a speedy short distance runner.
The most fair matchup would be a head to head on a 2000 meter track, which both have raced on and taken 1st, I think one of Tachyon's speed records went unchallenged until just a year or two ago so she might be faster on mediums if we're talking irl. In-game Kiseki can get a lot faster since her unique boosts speed and her event skills/potentials have a lot of good mile speed boosts.

They're both huge "what could have been?" horses with the same records of undefeated victories before being injured and retiring to stud. of course in career mode the power of trainer cock allows them to outlast their irl records and go on to be legends
Anonymous No.283042325 [Report]
>>283027298 (OP)
Because Prez is a monster
Anonymous No.283042784 [Report]
>>283030947
Only fags here say it sucks and we know /a/ just loves looking for something to hate
Anonymous No.283043527 [Report]
>>283042210
What is umapyoi anyway?
Anonymous No.283043592 [Report]
>>283042135
Anonymous No.283043630 [Report] >>283043703 >>283044193 >>283044791 >>283045159
>>283040372
Cursed image, don't open.
Anonymous No.283043703 [Report] >>283044193 >>283044791 >>283045159
>>283043630
Anonymous No.283043734 [Report]
Are there any donkey or mule girls
Anonymous No.283044193 [Report]
>>283043630
>>283043703
Where in the anime are these, I need to go double check this!
Anonymous No.283044272 [Report]
Super Bean
Anonymous No.283044791 [Report]
>>283043630
>>283043703
UMA GROK IS THIS REAL
Anonymous No.283044814 [Report] >>283044869 >>283045191 >>283045332
do her american friends think she went crazy in japan?
she doesn't act like that at home
Anonymous No.283044869 [Report]
>>283044814
She was pretty much a nobody before she won it big in Japan Cup so I don't think anyone minded it all that much.
Anonymous No.283045159 [Report]
>>283043630
>>283043703
delete this
Anonymous No.283045191 [Report] >>283045332
>>283044814
>strategy is to pretending to be retarded
Anonymous No.283045332 [Report]
>>283044814
>>283045191
>joke's on them, I was only pretending to be retarded