Thread 283074051

Why didn't he just mating press her right there and then?

>>283074051 (OP)
How did online Evangelion discourse reach such an abysmal state? I know it's been like this for a while but It just shocks me when I remember that it wasn't always like this. Normalfags ruin everything.

Almost eery fucking day you make the same exact threads.
>The kiss scene
>Shinji jerking off
>walls of jericho
>what happen after EoE
it's just fucking retarded because it's the same fucking threads

>>283074281
And to make my point here's the exact thread he made earlier today about the fucking kiss scene
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/283060675/#q283060675

>>283074311
I mean, to give it the benefit of the doubt that one's OP is a gif and the thread was made during a different timezone's daylight hours
Still, seems like eva discourse has been reduced to only around 4 topics, one of which is talking about how much the rebuilds sucks

>>283074515
I honestly think he does it to trigger the monkey who spams the threads with "you-know-who". It's just fucking obvious that these thread are made by the same person.

>one of which is talking about how much the rebuilds sucks
I honestly think the "rebuilds sucks" threads are always made by the same person . Usually it's just him sitting in them replying to the OP repeatedly .with "cash grab" and "Hack"

>>283074051 (OP)
Because she always tops. He's a beta and it actually makes her mad that he never takes the initiative. It's part of what she rants about in EoE, and the implied difficulty they have in their relationship once they started getting physical.

Shinji is a survivor of sexual violence

>>283074051 (OP)
sexually aggressive women are scary

>>283074835
>their relationship once they started getting physical
that's only in the goo

>>283076315
Bullshit. Read between the lines.

>>283074051 (OP)
Why do stupid posters keep applying 20s/30s year old logic to a 14 year old kid?
>hurr durr if I were Shinji I'd be a gigachad and slay everyone like a god emperor
No, you stupid faggot, if you were Shinji, you'd be Shinji.

>>283076381
>>283076315

Everything that happens in the goo is a reinterpretation of things that actually happen in the series. Unless it's on the literal train of thought.

>>283076426
>>283076381
I mean, the frame from EoE has the futon Asuka uses during the sync training in the background instead of either of their beds, and that futon is only ever seen being used by Misato in her room

>>283076385
Man I was Shinji irl, and got over my Shinji phase by like age 13, it is not that deep, and everyone in his position with a functioning mind would be that deep ...inside Asuka.

I recently rewatched Evangelion after 10+ years since my last time, and it's amazing how much the perspective changes. Can't believe what a horrible adult Misato actually was and that Ritsuko was really pathetic when it came to love matters. Even Yuri with her limited appearance comes across as twisted. Kaji was still cool though. Anno really was surrounded by horrible ladies in his young life. Is Mari an incarnation of Moyoco Anno, and that's why he shifted to more upbeat female representation?

>>283074051 (OP)
Because he bats for the other team.

>>283074051 (OP)
He was born with an extreme lack of testosterone, and his penis doesn't work. Please understand.

>>283074051 (OP)
アスカはなぜ、シンジとキスしようとしたのか？それは加持に対する一種のあてつけともとれるが、その意味はわからない。いづれにしても、シンジにとってこの事件は、後を引くことがなかったのは確かである。

>Why did Asuka decide to kiss Shinji? It was done out of spite in regards to Kaji, even if she didn't know the reason herself. In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.

>In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.

>>283076803
Example:

>>283074051 (OP)
He knew she would settle down with a nice boy named kensuke.

>>283077152
I thought part of the deal with Kaworu is that the dynamic lacked any and all sexual desire, which usually complicated Shinji's relationships with girls

>>283074051 (OP)
He knew she would settle down with a nice boy named kensuke.

>>283077998
It is. Sex addled people just project lust onto Shinji and Kaworu's interaction.

>>283076803
Asuka had sex?!!
not pure

>>283074051 (OP)
He knew she would settle down with a nice boy named kensuke.

>>283074051 (OP)
Because Shinji knows Asuka belongs to Kensuke.

>>283077651
>>283078155
>>283078209
Based

>>283074051 (OP)
Because Shinji knows Asuka belongs to Kensuke.

>>283074051 (OP)
Because Shinji knows Asuka belongs to Kensuke

>>283074051 (OP)
He knew she would settle down with a nice boy named kensuke.

>>283074051 (OP)
Because Shinji knows Asuka belongs to Kensuke

Uh ooooooooooooooohhh! Meltdown!

>>283077651
>>283078155
>>283078209
Based

>>283077651
>>283078155
>>283078209
Based

Uh ooooooooooooooohhh! Meltdown!

Uh ooooooooooooooohhh! Meltdown!

>>283074281
>30 years and 4 movies later, the only topic that's still actively discussed is Shinji and Asuka's relationship in the original series
Total cultural victory.

>>283074051 (OP)
Reminder that this is official art.

Kensuke is the best because he don't need to pilot an evangelion to be iconic

Kensuke is the best because he don't need to pilot an evangelion to be iconic

>>283078557
But isn't he iconic due to his frustration at not being an eva pilot?
You wouldn't say this about Hikari

Kensuke is the best because he don't need to pilot an evangelion to be iconic

Reicucks are pathetic.

Kensuke fucking Asuka is canon!

Kensuke fucking Asuka is canon!

Kensuke fucking Asuka is canon!

>>283076315
Watch it again or be forever filtered by chinese cartoons for children.

The series should have ended permanently after End of Evangelion

>>283076381
The flimsy retcon makes even less sense.

>>283078897
Sure, but what are you going to do about it?

>>283076381
When Kaji kisses a woman against her will he's a romantic, when Shinji thinks about doing it then backs off he's a sex pest
Society

>>283074051 (OP)
Some boys are just afraid to ruin things so they dont push it. He made the right move. Idk why someone would actually want to date Asuka. The idea of accidently getting her pregnant while still a teen sounds like a life time of hell. She'd be awful to live with constantly starting fights over mundane and sometimes made up shit. Asuka straight up assaults Rei in the elevator. I could definitely see Shinji just snapping one day and killing her like in that EOE illusion. She'd be a fine friend and pal. But any kind of commitment with her just makes my stomach chur just to think about. Probably one of the worst scenarios a man could be in. Guys just find a normal girl and have some standards.

>>283078992

It wasn't against her will. It was to make her shut up.

>>283078924
It's not a retcon. There is no change to canon. It's in the series. Probably also why the show makes it a point to bring up whenever Asuka is having a period. Let you know that Shinji did not knock her up.

asushintards going one day without making something retarded up challenge (impossible)

asushintards going one day without making something retarded up challenge (impossible)

asushintards going one day without making something retarded up challenge (impossible)

>>283078897
How disgusting.

Asuka #1

>>283078897
What the fuck is that in Asuka's hand?

>>283079528
>>283079455
>>283079428
>>283078806
>>283078790
>>283078739
Did the bot break down?

>>283080239
Absolutely no one bends their wrist like that for a pose.

>>283080239
That's clearly a two.

>>283080316
It’s times two. She’s double good.

>>283080253
one of the control yolks from an eva cockpit

>>283074051 (OP)
Her mom is hotter.

>>283078897
why does Shinji looks like he actually wants to do something for once?

>>283080632
That’s manga Shinji. He’s different.

>>283080679
if only anime Shinji lived with his cousins rather than with a literal who teacher

>>283080632
>>283080679
Oh boy

>>283074051 (OP)
Why didn't he do it here?

>>283074051 (OP)
One of the most inaccurate things about Eva is having two unrelated 14 year olds of the opposite sex with raging hormones live together and not fuck like rabbits when the tard wrangler is passed out drunk.

>>283081785
they weren't together that long, they would've eventually gotten around to having incredibly bad sex if things hadn't hit the fan for at least a few more months.

>>283081699
>>283081879
This shit was totally relevant to the plot Anno-san

>>283080730
Rei's lips are fuller. Japan wins again.

>>283081879
She said it! She said the thing!

>>283074051 (OP)
He was not allowed to. Being a virgin is required to pilot the eva.

>>283081999
So they just transplant Rei to a new body once Gendo is done swimming in the reiquarium for the night or what?

>>283074051 (OP)
She's ugly.

>>283082070
Source?

>>283082035
They have a second reiquarium for that.

>>283075975
agreed

>>283081785
Have you considered that they're both stupid

>"yeah dude they totally had sex and it was so unimportant and inconsequential for shinji that they didn't even explicitly show it, even though a single attempted kiss on asuka sent shinji into a spiral for days, and it would have completely undermined the jerkoff scene at the start of EoE"
>"yeah actually they didn't show it because he was gay and loved kaworu even though he fantasized about fucking girls throughout the whole show!! he doesn't care about pussy!!!"

yeah these copes have been around since evageeks

>>283082738
I ain't reading all that

>>283077512
>>In any case, it is clear the situation left no lingering effects on Shinji.
kek

How do people still not pick up on the fact that Shinji groped Asuka at the hospital? He didn't just jerk off.

>>283082811
>Shinji
>touching a woman on purpose

>>283082767
Not exactly surprising, he didn't think she was serious

>>283081528
Why did they do it?

>>283074281
There's something off about the Asushin shiller, he has to be mentally ill for being this invested in a dead ship from 2000 years ago to post threads like this every single day. It's always like the same pictures. I don't even like eva but I thought everyone knew this ship was not a thing. I worry for OP's mental health.

>>283074051 (OP)
Both were 14 and had not cultivated the emotional tools to bond. They both grow up and resolved their lingering feelings like proper adults and moved on to healthier relationships, since you can (not) go back to a past that never was.

>>283083230
Then why wasn't that shown in the movie?
Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack, Shinji barely interacts with Mari at all
Not to mention how Mari is as old as his parents and saw him being born...

>>283083248
Mari is such a retarded character

>>283077045
>Man I was Shinji irl,
No you aren't, you're a balding man in his 20s. This is the problem with your mindset. You aren't a teenager anymore and self-inserting into dead 90s ships consisting of two tweenagers is weird and unhealthy.

>>283083230
Emotionally stunted incels will get offended at this and lash out impotently

>>283081923
It was for me.

>>283083305
But isn't the idea of a girl falling out of the sky onto your lap and magically fixing all your problems in and of itself an incel fantasy?

>>283083230
>>283083248
Mari went after Shinji just to get revenge on Yui for stealing Gendo from her.

>>283083248
>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack
Headcanon.
>Shinji barely interacts with Mari at all
That's the magic of relationships anon.

>>283083329
>magically fixing all your problems
That's EoE, in the rebuilds Shinji mans up and fixes everyone's shit by taking resonsability and realizing you can't go back to the past like in 3.33. You must not run, the future is out there.

>>283083378
Based?

>>283083400
>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack
>Headcanon.
She has a whole scene with Rei talking about how miserable and dehumanized she is dude

Give more Kyoko

>>283083420
And then Shinji arrives, and she leaves her wonderswan behind for the first time in the movie to continually check up on him
So much for moving on, the fuck are we supposed to get from this?

>>283083420
>>283083470
She had everything she needed on the Shack, even people that cared for her. But she was unable to see the forest for the trees. And Shinji had to help her realize that. That's why she goes back there once again. She confronted her demons and won.

>>283083400
>magically fixing all your problems
>That's EoE,
Fixed what? All Shinji did was to stop the Fourth Impact, but Earth is still a fucking red mess, it's only Shinji and Asuka until who the fuck knows when.

how many years it's been, Anon

>>283083525
>Rei tangs the whole world so Shinji can introspect his whole life
Sure anon.

>>283083524
So Aida was unable to convince her of this in 14 years but Shinji accomplished it in a couple months? And the former is supposed to be the one who cares for her?
This is some fucking insane, nonsensical storytelling

>>283083553
>to convince her of this in 14 years but Shinji accomplished it in a couple months?
That's going to therapy and taking yor meds.

>>283083568
If you're supposedly in a relationship for nearly a decade and a half and you spend all those years being miserable and yearning for your middle school crush what you need isn't therapy, it's a divorce attourney because you're clearly not getting anything out of it

>>283074281
There's something off about the Asushin shiller, he has to be mentally ill for being this invested in a dead ship from 2000 years ago to post threads like this every single day. It's always like the same pictures. I don't even like eva but I thought everyone knew this ship was not a thing. I worry for OP's mental health.

>>283083623
Anon, don't be that dramatic to make a point. Kensuke and Asuka weren't married. She had unresolved things and that's it. Her whole motive is just "You are (not) alone", and that's it.

>>283074281
There's something off about the Asushin shiller, he has to be mentally ill for being this invested in a dead ship from 2000 years ago to post threads like this every single day. It's always like the same pictures. I don't even like eva but I thought everyone knew this ship was not a thing. I worry for OP's mental health

She had everything she needed on the Shack, even people that cared for her. But she was unable to see the forest for the trees. And Shinji had to help her realize that. That's why she goes back there once again. She confronted her demons and won.

>>283083754
>dead ship
It's still the most popular Eva ship

>>283083701
But it's so awfully written and presented that I cannot take it seriously
If we are to operate under the assumption that they truly are a couple then it makes him out to be the most inattentive, unhelpful, most emotionally unavailable partner ever depicted in the show, somehow even more than Gendo himself
He watches Asuka struggling and being a weird hermit who inhabits his home specifically because it's the only building outside the village and doesn't lift a single finger to do anything about it, he pays more attention to Shinji and his issues than to her
Is Aida truly incapable of a SINGLE gesture that can compare to a homemade bento?
So many rebuild fans want to convince people that the characters moved on to happier, healthier relationships when the movie doesn't depict this at all, it's all tell don't show

>>283083797
only if you don't count fujoshi, then it's kaworu and shinji
but, well, they're fujoshi

>>283083797
It's a spam post. I don't get why jannies haven't shown up to clean the bot spam

>>283083797
*with the mentally ill

>>283083808
>that they truly are a couple
Take out the shipper googles anon, not every relationship is romantic.
>doesn't lift a single finger to do anything about it
Asuka calls her Ken Ken, they obviously have a close relationship. That you don't want to accept it, it's a personal choice.
>Is Aida truly incapable of a SINGLE gesture that can compare to a homemade bento?
See? You are still stuck in a past that never was. Same as Asuka before. Sadly, you still are unable to move on. But Asuka did it.

>>283074051 (OP)
Shinji isn't strong enough to do that. Asuka could beat him off(in a fight).

>>283083954
Shinji must have a delayed puberty or something, dude is like 150cm tall at 14 while his dad is over 190cm

>>283083940
This just makes the ending sad instead of uplifting

>>283083797
No, the most popular ship is Kawoshin

>>283083329
No, the idea of "fixing" a girl who doesn't need to be "fixed" (Asuka) is an incel fantasy. There's nothing wrong with Mari, or Kaworu for that matter in comparison.

>>283084085
Depends on whether you're polling men or women

It's too cruel lumping males and females of the same age group together and yet its done in all schools. Shinji needs to be with girls at least 2 years his junior on account of them having a head start on puberty.

>>283084059
Yes anon, they loved each other at some point, but weren't ready for it. Cruel, but that's life. How many anons lost their chance at first love because of shit like that? But the past can't hold you back, even if the future is uncertain and scary, you must not run.

>>283084120
The problem is that if you segregate men and women from each other during their formstive years you end up with indian men

>>283076381
>>283076803

I love Kensuke

>>283084271
Yes i hate shinji. Kenken won me

>>283083940
>>283084170
I'm literally in that situation right know, and the fact that she reached out to me after so many years and not only does she wants to be my friend, but also genuinely likes me (but not in a romantic way anymore) fucking hurts man, and I hate that I feel this way, it's not fair for her. Maybe it's time to rewatch Eva.

Delicious 13yo body

Oh so that plan will destroy what is yours you fear?
Well, I believe that you took something of mine and gave it away.
So, I would call that a fair exchange!

>>283074229
Cuz we want to nakadashi Asuka

>>283085084
Understandable.

>>283077152
Maybe he has a bath fetish

>>283074051 (OP)
Anno is going to be endlessly raped with spikes in Hell.

>>283083940
>Asuka did it.
By being sent back to the shed she was already living in? What kind of future is that? She might as well have stayed there if that’s where she belonged.

>>283085391
No, you see, she needed her crush to tell her that he liked her back so he could then fuck off forever with her best friend, despite the fact that he could have chosen to go back after failing to sacrifice himself

>>283085414
Right. It just feels like a brush off.

I'm mostly wondering how it would affect others and their work had Shinji really been goaded into coming out of his shell through forming a sexual relationship with Asuka.

Like how would Misato feel if instead of a pair of frustrated teens at her place she had a pair of teens who were constantly fucking.

>>283078461
>The kind of thing Misato does

>>283085441
Misato already kind of doesn't like Asuka and low-key competes with her for Shinji's attention

>>283085551
Yeah that was my thinking, they wouldn't be left to their own devices and you'd have drama just of a different kind.

>>283084170
It always a retreating argument with you guys. Starts off with "Asuka found her happiness." until you eventually get to "Well, she lost her chance and got left behind, but oh well."

>>283085441
depends if its before or after shes reconnected with kaji

>>283074051 (OP)
He did.

>>283085441
Rei wouldn't like it.

>>283084271
Blue futon confirmed. Just lighting differences.

>>283085761
If you think it's nice gendo let her Rei go to school. It's just stupid but still kinda cute

>>283085717
What does she mean "get 𝘰𝘶𝘵 of there?"

>>283085761
Cute Hikari and her cute unnamed friends.

Asuka toes in my mouth

>>283083954
She kind of already did that

>>283086199
I really like Asuka's feet. Rei's too when they aren't getting dismembered.

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

>>283074051 (OP)
I think the better question is how much more can Shinji nut?

So, if he nuts during mating press. Can he still mount Asuka as she crawls away? Like doggy style, and then nut. At this point Asuka is about to be mind broken lying on her belly. Can Shinji still turns her over and mount her again missionary style, and then nut?

Asuka is now mind broken and fertilizing her egg with Shinji's cum. Discombobulated, she tries to stand up; can Shinji grab her by the wrist and orders her ride his dick cowgirl style and then nut for the fourth time?

All this intriguing questions. Evangelion truly is the ultimate Deconstruction anime. Sasuga Anno-sama.

>>283086728
Meditate on this, I will.

>>283086728
13 yo virgin fertile pussy btw

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did

>>283086425
"He" sure did.

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

>>283086977
The funny thing with this one is you forgot to attach the file. Which means you're doing this manually. Mental illness on display.

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

>>283074051 (OP)"
He" sure did.

>>283087103
Imagine his seething if the mod sees through it and leaves the original post intact.

Shinji, it's a hungry world
They're going to eat you alive, son, a-yeah
Oh, Shinji, when their fangs sink in
I'll stitch you, but then I gotta throw you back in, oh

You just try and sleep, even though you're alone
You just close your eyes, boy, you dream of home
The light is always on, just keep that in mind
When you wake in the morning, you'll be satisfied

'Cause there is always a wrong to your right
And there will always be a war somewhere to fight
And God knows I've had some rough fuckin' years
Ooh, oh Lord, oh Lord, keep on keeping on

Shinji, I thought I told you this
But I guess I was wrong, yeah yeah
Oh Shinji, it probably scares you now
In the future it counts, you gotta trust me, trust me, yeah

>>283074051 (OP)
"He" sure did.

Why are all Eva threads like this?

Why are all Eva threads like this?

Why are all Eva threads like this?

>>283087194
The series ran its course many years ago and the Rebuilds were disappointing. All that's left is waifu wars.

Why are all Eva threads like this?

Why are all Eva threads like this?

Why are all Eva threads like this?

Why are all Eva threads like this?

>>283081879
She had just washed Ken-Ken's seed out of her cooch

>>283081879
She had just washed Ken-Ken's seed out of her cooch

>>283081879
She had just washed Ken-Ken's seed out of her cooch

Asuka and Kensuke are fucking right now.

Asuka and Kensuke are fucking right now.

We finally broke the spammer.

Asuka and Kensuke are fucking right now.

We finally broke the spammer.

Asuka and Kensuke are fucking right now.

>>283084114
>a girl who doesn't need to be "fixed" (Asuka)
Why lie like this?

>>283074051 (OP)
I prefer mommy.

Best girl

if Shinji got Asuka teen pregnant, would they still make her pilot an Eva in that state?

>>283074051 (OP)
Descartes is largely unknown in japan

>>283083191
Because Asuka's breasts are beautiful.

>>283088022
If Nerv's a kind cyberpunk dystopia. Or the AI that reads her synchronization logs could register the hormone changes and order a lightning pill before she was conscious of anything.

>>283088022
Ritsuko said once that synchro ratio isn't affected by body anomalies.
Also, it wouldn't be the first time she pilots an Eva with someone else.

>>283083248
>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack
Because Kensuke wasn't around most of the time.

>>283089523
I want breed virging teen asuka so badly bros.

>>283083248
>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack
Because Kensuke wasn't around most of the time.

>>283089523
imagine the love-making

>>283083248
>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack
Because Kensuke wasn't around most of the time.

>>283083248
>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack
Because Kensuke wasn't around most of the time

>>283083248
>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack
Because Kensuke wasn't around most of the time

>>283083248
>Shikinami wasn't happy in the shack
Because Kensuke wasn't around most of the time

>>283087825
>t. Gendou

Imagine seeing this every day in your own homw
No wonder Shinji went insane

>>283074051 (OP)
If Anno wasn't a hack, we would've gotten this kino.

>>283086728
This dude's asking the real questions

>>283092266
And this is where the logo on the back of the Seele monoliths came from.
You know what? That whole "Rebuild is his attempt at what he truly wanted to say" is complete and utter bullshit. Give me Arka, Rei sacrificing herself heroically and successfully, Shinji rescuing Asuka, Gendo having an actual conversation with Yui, Third Impact being successfully adverted and humans and angels achieving proper communication and understanding.

>inb4 you just want a happy ending, blah, blah, blah
Yeah, I don't care. The pieces were there and with competent writing it could've been achieved. I don't mind the current endings, but I prefer the original more optimistic ideas.

>>283092655
Yeah, taking a different direction with the Rebuild movies would have been nice. The diehard purists were always going to reject it.

>>283092655
>ユダヤ系からんか
The logo is Jewish(this is not the translation of that line). I think Anno is lying when he says he puts religious themes because it was cool. I especially don't trust when he laughs, it's a cover.

>>283092655
Isn't the fact that EoE is as bleak as it is essentially just a big joke about taking a property that aired on a children's TV time slot and making it super sexual, violent and bleak?

>>283086728
>how much more can Shinji nut?
Watch EoE and tell us.

>>283074051 (OP)
Too busy thinking of Rei

>>283078535
There's some crazy official art out there

>>283094109
This.. can't be official

>>283094651
No - that one is an illustration by Meguro for a fanfic

>>283094690
Nice. I love how ritsuko is enjoying asuka in that pic. Pls tell me there is a version with Rei

they mated with each other

>>283094724
Meguro was notorious for drawing what would now be called "thicc" Rei; sufficiently ugly that I don't seem to have kept any in my /eva/ folder.

>>283095355
>slim asuka
>thicc Rei
Why

>>283093343
>Isn't the fact that EoE is as bleak as it is essentially just a big joke
Is it? Genuinely have no idea.

>>283091504
FUCK

>>283074051 (OP)
Do it!

Can anyone explain me why kensuke is the protagonist of schizoposting?

>>283095889
Schizo found a meme the can shitposst, but took it so far that instead of being funny, it's now up there with some of /a/s worse schizos

>>283095788
When you read the production materials the original drafts read more like an ideon/devilman parody than anything else, instead of Asuka in the final scene they originally wanted Shinji to wake up holding a severed arm

>>283095889
there's a seething autist in eva threads that loses his shit over the mention of kensuke or anything remotely negative about his favorite ship. that's why it happens.

>>283095889
There's a brown pedo >>283096348 who says shit like "seething autist" who loses his mind at every Asuka thread and has a fucking meltdown

>>283095889
there's a seething autist in eva threads that loses his shit over the mention of kensuke or anything remotely negative about his favorite ship. that's why it happens.

t>>283095889
here's a seething autist in eva threads that loses his shit over the mention of kensuke or anything remotely negative about his favorite ship. that's why it happens.

>>283095889
Cause in point of the brown pedo having a melty >>283096397
>>283096348

>>283096397
there's a seething autist in eva threads that loses his shit over the mention of kensuke or anything remotely negative about his favorite ship. that's why it happens.

>>283096395
>>283096397
>>283096410
>>283096414
>>283096475
look at this mess! all because of one post!

>>283092655
>oh gee it would be great if a deus ex machina swooped down from the heavens and fixed all our interpersonal issues
filtered

>>283096625
His brain is melting

>>283096995
>>283096625
>>283096348
Stop spamming and larping

You notice how the brown pedoi >>283096625 >>283096995
>>283096348
is spamming the the thread and no jannies is dealing with it?

>>283097132
What else is nee? He always has a melty when he shows up

Why is it necessary to post three times in a row?

Why is it necessary to post three times in a row?

Why is it necessary to post three times in a row?

Why is it necessary to post three times in a row?

>>283092655
We got the happy ending.

>>283097609
This stops being happy as soon as you think about it for more than 3 seconds and realize that Shinji abandoned all his friends and left them in a hellscape for no reason

>>283097694
>Left them
>You can clearly see Kaworu and Rei
My poor blind anon. Also. The dandelion project Kaiji started was a success so they can re start the world once again.

>>283098173
Notice that those two were the only people who were no longer alive in the original world, and Shinji doesn't interact with them in the new one

>>283098173
Asuka is there too.

>>283097694
You basically understood nothing about the ending.

>>283098372
I understand what the ending was trying to depict, I think it did not do a good job since it requires you to ignore what it shows and instead blindly believe what it says
It's backwards storytelling

>>283096860
>has nothing to do with deus ex machina
retarded

>>283074051 (OP)
Bah

>>283074051 (OP)
Asuka is so hot I wish girls were real and we could kiss in real life

There's something very cursed in this Evas thread but I can't point it out

>>283098590
I feel this so much

>>283095078
that's cute

>>283097522
He's losing it.

>>283099542
How can japanese read kanji? I'm serious. Hiragana and katakana are ok

>>283097491
Best post ITT. Thank you ReifishGOD

>>283097609
How hard were those backshots yui was getting ?

>>283078897
What do these niggas need tongues and teeth for ?

>>283099791
practice

>>283101119
>on his phone
topkek

You can't just solve every problem with mating press, it's a specialty tool

>>283101422
I think it’s the cuddling that would help Asuka the most.

>>283078897
It did ended though.
Rebuild is not a continuation.

>>283074051 (OP)
How would Shinji know what sex is or what are sex positions ?

>>283101970
I was already addicted to porn when i was 14 in 2015, and I just realized me and shinji share a birthyear

>>283085480
The Renault Alpine...
WHY
This is why you don't let women driving. Ever.

>>283099542
>daughter is a clone of the mother but with the father's hair color, and vice versa with the son
tired of this trope

>>283102601
>daughter is a clone of the mother but with the personality of the aunt
I like this trope

>>283101838
For the first two movies, it seemed like it wanted to be but couldn't figure out how

>>283103000
After this retard spamming the thread for hours does anyone here actually find this funny?. Better yet does this retard actually piss off Asushinfags? I mean he's a brown pedo so I don't see how any shippers would be pissed off

>>283103445
>OP is Asuka x Shinji post number #4935935935
I’m fucking tired, you retards deserve the Kensuke shitposter when you can’t stop shitting up the board and catalog with your ship every day.

>>283103534
if you're that annoyed with these threads then why don't you filter them?

just one of those days

>>283102261
Shinji definitely does not have access to porn in his world.

>>283103564
This is the thing I've never understood
If you don't like a thread just don't click on it

>>283103601
>>283103564
To be fair. Even when the thread has nothing to do with Asushin he comes into it and makes it about it.

>>283103685
By him I mean the retard bitching

>>283103445
I’m more concerned about the multi-post spam. It’s starting to become legitimately unhinged.

>>283103823
Reminds me of the image spam he used to do where it would be the same image just rotated and flipped 10 times

>>283074051 (OP)
Reisuka or Asukei?

>>283104487
reisuka

>>283098756
The curse of Eva

>>283105652
For me the funniest part of this is how Shinji doesn't seem to react to the kiss at all, only snapping out of his daze after being pushed into the elevator

>>283074051 (OP)
She's weird

>>283106377
>anniversary of mom's death
>kissing
How the FUCK are these two concepts even related? What pisses me off is Shinji didn't even bother calling out this statement of hers as weird.

>>283106449
It's a really awkward and poorly thought out segway between her failed attempt to relate to him about his mother's death, and the act she wants to do

Okay, but his mom did see that.

>>283091504
>asuka canonically has pink pantsu

Camping with Ken ken

>>283101119
I can't get over how the most significant piece of NGE media in decades was a McDonalds ad

>>283082620
why would she expect that from a guy like Shinji? she liked Kaji

>>283095078
don't fap you kill babies

>>283107257
he's the most accomplished eva pilot by far and frequently displays unexpected heroism and bravery under duress, guess she thinks someone like that MUST (or should) be a gallant, confident man
her very first interaction with him is about how she didn't expect to look and act like a meek little boy, only for her to then bring her along to her eva in an attempt to impress him

>>283107336
You are talking about Kenken

>>283107534
>gallant, confident
no? dude is a LARPer weirdo who sells creepshots in alleyways

I remember laughing as an idiot inside the eva store at hakone beacuse some KEKsuke stickers.

>>283107257
He saved her from a fiery death with no protection and without being ordered to

>>283108262
>no protection
>his eva is God

>>283108549
it still gets trashed often, like when Ramiel melted it and almost killed Shinji

>>283074051 (OP)
Women are frightening.

>>283074051 (OP)
Because he's a fag, did you even watch the show?

>>283109251
Shinji is bi. He likes pussy but he wouldn't dislike a goon session with kaworu

This is Asuka and Rei's future.

>>283107257
sometimes from her perspective it seems like he understands, but also she doesn't understand what it is he needs to understand beyond a gut feeling (that she's also in denial about) so all of her attempts to get attention from him are filtered through multiple layers of dysfunction, which is why they backfire

https://files.catbox.moe/kla5yb.png
https://files.catbox.moe/hqnpzw.png

This is Asuka & Rei in the future.

Why Asuka moved to japan? In Germany she had a Turk chad ready to breed her

>>283074229
>How did online Evangelion discourse reach such an abysmal state?

I am the only Alpha male who is willing to drop the truthbomb. Evangelion is badly written shite which is only propped up by midwits and opinion makers. It has nothing going for it except for the effort of overworked bubble economy era animators and "fanservice". The reason why it has staying power is because Japan is honest about liking it for the "fanservice" and the Western audience's aforementioned midwits and opinion makers pretend that the completely irrelevant Christian imagery, less than surface level ""hidden meaning"" and basic bitch writing is actually super deep and special and you see um you need to be in a special state of mind to understand Evangelion.

eureka7 is the Evangelion of the 00s but at least it was originally supposed to have a plot twist and not just be filled with just waifufaggotry. Evangelion never had any intentions of delivering good writing.

TL;DR Evangelion's online discourse is a product of the audience it wants. Midwit masturbators.

>>283110417
There wouldn't be any ginger German girls to begin with, by that point. Asuka herself should've had dark skin and a monobrow if she was truly Neo German.

Post the SIRP Misato pretentious panel

>>283110870
Can confirm, I am the only girl who looks like Asuka in all of Dusseldorf

>>283112761
pic or gtfo

>>283108813
leave the boy alone, he's confused

>>283111760
Not sure wdym but take this

Imagine seeing this and just stay there standing like a sissy turbofaggot instead of mating press and breeding her non stop

>>283114859
in case you forgot, he had seen his best friend's head explode in a bloody fashion and was tremendously traumatized

>>283115203
Yeah, he was staring at the collar, not at her

>>283115203
Kaworu wasn't his best friend. He wasn't even a friend.

>>283115414
True but all his former colleague acted like complete dicks to him in 3.0

>>283115308
he was blanked out until he suddenly came to and the first thing he saw was the collar.

>>283115414
Kaworu was the closest thing to a friend for him in 3.0

>>283077045
When I was 13-14. I was an angry shit. I sexually more aggressive than Shinji. But If I didn't like her and she hit me, 1000% would have slapped her. Did that to a girl in middle school once, and she said I was her boyfriend LOL. She did slap me first tho after playing tag, for no reason.

>>283115617
First off, were you an orphan and lived isolated from everyone?

I never really liked Asuka until I saw footage of a Japanese cosplayer literally pouring multiple ounces of sweat out of the skintight latex Asuka plugsuit “boot” she peeled off her foot after a photoshoot.

I then fell in love with Asuka.

>>283115414
hi evageeks

>>283115760
Sorry to tell you but that wasn't sweat
Those suits are filled with water to avoid friction burns and to keep the surface from wrinkling by making it bulge out

>>283114859
What a stick, no ass, no tiddies.

>>283115836
It’s all good. Ever worn one of those rubber workout suits before?
Even with what you’re saying, plenty of what came out of that thing would have been sweat if she kept it on through the photoshoot (which I assume she did because I think the one I saw tore on removal)

>>283116160
ZAMN

SIRP > REBUILDS

>>283074051 (OP)
>give a girl emotional problems and bullshit drama
>WOW SO REALISTIC SHES MY WAIFU
why are people like this

>>283116396
I want a Rei waifu because she awkard as me

>>283115760
I've sent that clip on ig to all my frens, even female to let them know i'm a perv

I don't know how Asuka got the reputation of being a bitch, she isn't even all that bad whenever she's not being actively antagonized

>>283117973
She basically no more evil than a typical cheerleader.
Which is kinda evil but not all that bad.

>>283074281
some series are just cursed on /a/. its why theres almost always some berserk bait thread. you unironically have to go to other boards to have a better discussion

>>283117172
O-omophobic ayanami
>>283118118
This even if in my country we don't have cheerleaders

>>283101682
followed by tongue kissing in missionary going raw with leglock

gay

>>283118733
Berserk threads aren't too bad
And neither are eva threads when the usual suspects aren't around

>>283116445
Rei's hair in real life would look so off-putting

>>283121814
I thought it was Asuka who was supposed to be the demon
She's even red and has little horns

>>283116445
Tiny Rei doesn't work for me. Because of the self-insertion as Shinji or the thicc Mogudan version.

>>283123414
>those ears
KEK

Oh, to be lightly misted in Asuka's spittle while she screams in my face and calls me an idiot

>>283124295
i bet it shimmers like morning dew

>>283123482
That was AI generated by me sar

>>283074835
>WAAAAAH WHY WON'T YOU OVERPOWER ME AND RAPE ME WAAH
Why is she like this?

>>283124877
two X chromosomes

>>283074229
>I know it's been like this for a while
Its been like this since at least 2007 my dude. Evangelion has been discussed to death and back and the Rebuilds are not even worth discussing outside of shitposts.

>>283125741
decades of ad hom arguing about the girls doesnt count as discussion

>>283074051 (OP)
he'd have to deal with the fallout every day afterwards, he lives in the same place
don't shit where you eat

>>283126059
too many people completely misunderstand the show, basing their understanding of it on baseless internet memes

>>283116358
ASUKA IMPREGNATION

Reipe

>>283129205
that is NOT Shinji

>>283074051 (OP)
Kensuke did

no good deed goes unpunished

>>283131140
Nice pants

>>283131140
lmao

You can post naked Rei whitout getting banned

If you put your dick inside Rei, can she consume it?

>>283133282
Seems that way.

>>283133179
one of the best sight gags in the series

>>283133726
Imagine the smell

>>283105275
this artstyle doesn't fit the characters

>>283133901
They're a bit bigger

>>283133282
What about TEH REI?

>>283134117

BIGGEST

>>283134241
Fuck

>>283134241
soulless booba

>>283134394
Me and Kensuke (in that order) are so lucky

>>283134394
Me and Kensuke (in that order) are so lucky

>>283134394
Me and Kensuke (in that order) are so lucky

>>283134394
Me and Kensuke (in that order) are so lucky

>>283136059
>>283136099

For me, it's Rei.

If Shinji is to get a GF, his best bet is Rei since Rei is legitimately a good girl and great wife material.

>>283136461
>Rei is legitimately a good girl and great wife material.
Only manga rei, not anno's rei

>>283136488
Anno's Rei is also wife tier.

Shinji said so himself.

>>283136498
>>283136461
Also she isn't a cunt like Asuka

>>283136510
True. I wish Anno would disown Asuka like he did Rei, so Asushin fans will all rope.

>>283136534
He gave her the Kensuke treatment

>>283136543
Not enough

>>283136534
He gave her the Kensuke treatment

>>283136534
He gave her the Kensuke treatment

>>283136611
>>283136630
Why are you pretending to make out the other guy out asa spammer?

>>283136534
He gave her the Kensuke treatment

I know the moment the Reishin posting started up it was gong to be him

>>283136611
>>283136630
Why are you pretending to make out the other guy out asa spammer?

That's right, it's me! The boogeyman that makes you squirt diarrhea out of your anushole! All me btw!
Kensuke fucks Asuka's cunt into oblivion every night!

That's right, it's me! The boogeyman that makes you squirt diarrhea out of your anushole! All me btw!
Kensuke fucks Asuka's cunt into oblivion every night!

That's right, it's me! The boogeyman that makes you squirt diarrhea out of your anushole! All me btw!
Kensuke fucks Asuka's cunt into oblivion every night!

>>283123414
Gladly Asucuck got BANG'd in snother contonuity, too much to P, Pee, Poo and scatwerfags dismay.

>>283085480
>flipped car
>vodka bottle
>panties around ankle
>bottomless boy running away
I don't even want to know what happened here

>>283114859
>>283116160

>>283137454
You forgot the VCR camera

>>283136940
asuka getting backshots

>>283074051 (OP)
Why don't comers just kill themselves right here and now?

>>283074051 (OP)
Faggotism

>>283123414
Humans in general are the demons in evangelion. The children of lilith

>>283138347
Didn't evangelion pander to coomers from the get go?

>>283074051 (OP)
Isn't he gay?

>>283137063
Kys chensoifag

>>283136461
Rei is a non character
Even kaworu got more characterisation than her

>>283074051 (OP)
This is their future.

Is it time to post the line art nipples?

>>283139449
It's time for Asuka to explode

>>283139449
Kensuke is such a lucky dog!

>>283139382
basic bitch retard

Asuka #1

>>283083191
Whose they? The author is a man

>>283143485
Rei is literally the mother of man.

Asukafags will never not be jelly

>>283135309
PUFFY

misato >>>>>>> asuka >>>>>>>>> rei

>>283147161
Truth

misato > rei >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sh*tsuka

>>283147710
you accidentally wrote your post backwards bro

>>283141744
gay

>>283085717
Ok, I'm gonna need sauce on this. It's too big for saucenao

>>283149200
nigga that's SIRP

>>283145626
>Rei is literally the mother of man.
lol

>>283147710
Based.

>>283149359
I don't think SIRP is that well known
After all, it's a silly fanservice spinoff manga of a pretty serious show

>>283149200
Shinji Hikari Raising Project.
In it you can find
>naked Rei
>naked Asuka
>naked Kyoko
>naked Yui
>naked Mana
>naked Hikari
>naked Maya
>naked Misato

And a wholesome Gendo. The manga is shit, but fanservice is great

It seems her superiority has caused controversy

>>283151569
What is P? Philippino money?

>>283151569
That Mojo.

>>283151569
fatass nigga

>>283149604
Rei created mankind as we know it

>>283152086
Rei didn't, Lilith did
Rei and Lilith are not the same entity, despite sharing a soul
Like how Rei and Yui are not the same person, despite partially sharing a body

>>283152167
That's the lowest IQ response so far in this thread

>>283152167
>67

Build for kensuke

>>283152353
his response is correct unlike yours

>>283152410
Your response is wrong because Rei is factually Lilith as the soul is the highest tier of existence in Eva

>>283152167
>Rei didn't, Lilith did

>>283152386
By "built for Kensuke", I'm talkimg about how nigger dicks are built for him and me. Everytime I say Kensuke or Asuka I mean Kensuke getting fucked by a black dick.

>>283153047
Isn't it the slightest bit humiliating for you to keep typing this kind of stuff?

Not antagonizing, just asking

>>283152586
>>283152689
Rei's entire arc is about becoming her own person, free of the influence of the circumstances of her birth, and thus free of Lilith and Yui
Rei does not share Lilith's memories, she feels no attachment to Lilith's kin, she does not refer to Lilith as herself, she does not recognize Kaworu as having Adam's soul despite Lilith having that knowledge in the past, and is in fact frightened by the idea of having to join Lilith, as evidenced by her dialogue with Armisael, because she fears "dying", which means that she considers herself and Lilith to be separate beings and thinks her existence as Rei would have to end to animate Lilith
Lilith is a seed of life creates eons ago by the FAR, Rei did not come into existence until the 21st century
Hell, in NGE2, which contains canon information on the FAR and seeds of life, Rei and Lilith argue with each other as seen here >>283085066

>>283153047
K,b,c

>>283153102
Isn't it the slightest bit humiliating for you to keep typing this kind of stuff? >>283152386

"Build for" is a BBC meme and you really type that a lot? Makes me think you're into the darker meat if you know what I mean

>>283152386
>>283153047
it do be like that

>>283153147
>Rei's entire arc is about becoming her own person, free of the influence of the circumstances of her birth, and thus free of Lilith and Yui

I believe, with 100% certainty, that this is false, it's Rei's arc and character misconstrued. It in particular has no ties whatsoever to Yui, whom Rei never offers a single thought throughout 26 episodes and one movie.

It's not about "becoming her own person" as much as it is discovering who she is, and learning what "bonds" to value and which to not value. Hence that is the question she asks herself so often.
Part of that journey of self-discovery is, and the very end, discovering that she IS Lilith in human form. Once she realizes this, she may manifest herself more strongly.

The body of Lilith is a body with a soul. The soul, which is indeed the entity we know as "Rei", or "Lilith", is placed within a human/angel hybrid based on Yui. Later they reunite.

The "persona" Rei however, doesn't come to exist later, and only because Lilith now sees through the eyes of a human. That much is true.

"Rei" is a name, and Lilith changes and eventually identifies as Rei by the end of the story.

In your image, NGE2, it simply demonstrates what I'm saying. Rei is Lilith, Lilith is Rei, as it says in the pic. Lilith's instinct and desire is to acquire the fruit of life, and by losing all those memories, and living as a human, Rei gains new perspective and chooses to not do so in that scene.

For all intents and purposes, Rei and Lilith are the exact same entity at different points in time, whose wants and knowledge change over time.

>>283153406
Then we run into a ship of Theseus issue
Can Rei be called Lilith if the two have entirely different bodies, entirely different experiences, entirely different goals, entirely different minds, and arguably different souls since Rei's is fractured and part of it is stuck in Unit 00?
Rei can be called a PART of Lilith, but saying that she is the SAME as Lilith is arguably incorrect
>It in particular has no ties whatsoever to Yui, whom Rei never offers a single thought throughout 26 episodes and one movie
It is not done directly, but rather through her relationship with Gendo, the hinting to her origins in regards to Yui, and the subsequent rejection of her role as Gendo's servant in service of Yui's revival

>>283153406
>>283153147
Also I'll add that the original series illuminates the same thing, without revealing it with full lore.

In Rei's introspection scenes, Rei confronts her inner self, that there's something deeper to her psyche, something she doesn't know about, but is her. Something she's afraid of, but still fully her.

Ultimately Rei is indeed the same entity that spawned mankind and had them wage war on the Angels, but of course she won't remember or know any of that when she is literally transferred into the body of a 14 year old child that's actually 11 or something.

That's why Rei comes to remember that, and indeed acquire the fruit of life in EoE, with the fruit of wisdom. She then uses her power to prevent SEELE's third impact ritual and to save Shinji. This being the result of the bonds she's made that no jewish magic could break.

>>283083204
That's a pretty floppy looking booby, Rei's are fuller

>>283153533
In EVA the body and soul are two separate, tangible tings.

The body is a throne for a soul. In other words, the body is entirely, completely irrelevant besides providing a means to interact with the physical world with all it's limitations.

Like the EVA is piloted by a human, so is a human/angel/whatever "piloted" by a soul.

Lilith without Rei is just a body, with no soul. Just like the Rei clones in the tanks are bodies without soul, and are thus, according to Ritsuko, not Rei Ayanami.

full translation when?

>>283153533
also

>It is not done directly, but rather through her relationship with Gendo, the hinting to her origins in regards to Yui, and the subsequent rejection of her role as Gendo's servant in service of Yui's revival

Then frankly it's not done at all. It's a fact about Rei's existence that she was "accidentally" given form by Gendo and Fuyutsuki's failed retrieval of Yui from EVA00.
They made a replica of Yui's body using angel tech, but when they were to fill it with her soul... it didn't take. They got Lilith instead.

It's a background setting thing, not something that's part of Rei's development, arc or character.

>>283153623
However, can you say that Rei I, II and III are all the same being?
Rei II and III have a part of Rei I's soul, with the rest being in Unit 00
Rei II and III are arguably more similar to each other, with the only difference between them being lost memories, which Rei III reclaims towards the end
And despite this they all act radically different from each other, with Shinji becoming afraid of Rei III after her soul is transferred from one body to the other

>>283153623
>>283153533
Like so.

EVA uses this often, "the seat of the soul", translated as a throne for the soul.

they're in love with each other

>>283153732
>>283153732
It can be said for certain; as episode 23 proves that.
The EVA00 thing however is entirely fanon, and should be disregarded because it is entirely unsupported.

Ep 23 proves that the soul travels between them, and there is some memory sharing as well, even if it's not fully conscious. When Rei III faces Armisael, she sacrifices herself, and so there is no memory backup whatsoever from the time she went into battle.
Before Rei dies, in that time period, she sheds her first tears, which makes a strong impact on her. She then expires.

Now when Rei III comes onto stage, she is perplexed by the fact that she is deeply aware that she has cried before, yet she has no memory of it whatsoever.

Lilith's soul is transferred into Rei I. Rei I dies, her soul moves into the next body. Rei II dies, her body goes into Rei III.
Rei III is getting closer to the truth, and she goes to Terminal Dogma and subsequently reclaims her own body plus the fruit of life, a slam dunk if there ever was one.

>>283153732
It's not literally that Shinji is afraid of Rei, it's that he is afraid of confronting her.

EoE shows this by having Shinji see Rei in god-mode, and thus he confronts the truth about her, and EoE then shows a fast-paced frame-by frame PoV of Shinji's Rei memories being ripped to shreds.

>>283097491
She needs a giant eski full of giant beers for this

>>283151569
Hey hey hey!

>>283123414
Asuka = demon

Rei = Angel

>>283154562
Kensuke is a demon slayer now

>>283136498
>>283136461
Shinji is for Rei Ayamommy

>>283154562
I see

>>283154562
They are Blue Oni and Red Oni.

kensuke is a loser punk bitch

>>283134241
boob size:

Asuka < Rei < Mari

>>283154711
Soryu mogs them all

>>283154739
Based Kensuke has something to grab

>>283154751
only thing that dude is grabbing is a bodypillow bought with his creepshot money

>>283076385
When I was 14 I tried to kill and smash my bully's head(of course I failed but at least I take piss on him)so... yeah I'd gladly kill asuka if I were shitji.

>>283154783
Don't call Asuka like that

'Asuka x Shinji' this. 'Asuke x Kensuke' that. What about Asuka x (You)?

>>283155419
Asuka is shit

>>283155500
ur a shit

>>283155419
I'm not part of the story

>>283155672
I mean, you could be. If you do her route.

>>283074229
What's there to discuss?

>>283155419
im too boring

>>283155707
I prefer the original.

You can tell by the replies that Reifags are too busy sperging about their doll waifu to take a moment to understand what they're watching (if they're watching or watched the series at all).
They're no different from the Kensukepedo.

>>283155775
>>283155707

>>283155775
Nice. What kind of Rei did you raise...and then marry?

>>283155787
I just want to point out that Kensuke's name never actually comes up unless he's here being the biggest faggot

>>283155819
fast food rei = true ending

>>283155884
Rei hates you and would never serve you at MacDonalds

>>283155905
Why even live, bros?

>>283155819
>that dress
Slut.

>>283155884
Well, it's canon.

>>283155905
she knows i never tip

>>283155923
Dressed appropriately for her date.