Thread 283211026

What would their band name be?

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi the Halal desu

>>283211036
More like Bocchi the Infidel because music is haram

>>283211049
It's not if it praises Allah.

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi and the Stone

>>283211049
this desu >>283211055

>>283211026 (OP)
ho-kago stoning time, rock is haram for deodorant dodgers

>>283211026 (OP)
>How to instantly spot Indonesians

>>283211026 (OP)
Kys seamonkey

>>283211026 (OP)
>hair dorito sewn into the hijab
lol cute

>>283211026 (OP)
To borrow from an ancient 4chan thread:
Quran Quran, Rolling Stoners, Jihad Me at Hello

>>283211083
nobody really cares about haram except in places the CIA intentionally destabilized

Is there an announcement coming soon?

>>283211225
Yes, there is an announcement for the release date of Mahoako S2 soon.
>no verification

>>283211155
This, only Afghanistan is autistic about haram

>>283211120
This. OP is definitely a retarded SEAnigger.

>>283211155
yeah but it's still haram, I don't make the rules but then again the rules also say you should make out with a rock with a bunch of other unwashed men

>>283211257
I hear you can't say that word on /vt/

>>283211155
>muh cia
yeah sure.

>>283211383
look it up

>>283211383
Hi glowie

>>283211026 (OP)
the Stoners

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi The Resistance: Destroy All Imams, they cannot isekai to heaven with 77 virgos.

>>283211049
also true

>>283211417
>>283211420
haram policing isn't just stoning hags and throwing fags off the buildings. it's a huge campaign both virtually and real life, and yes, it happens everywhere in the middle east.

>>283211477
islam isn't even the dominant culture everywhere in the middle east

>>283211522
>>283211477
nice dubs glowies.

islam is the majority religion in middle east. because they genocided almost everyone else who won't converted. and CIA never forced them to do them.

Mohammed Rabbi
Pink Yaum al-jum`a
Kessoku Band - cosplaying for their Bongistani fans.

>>283211026 (OP)
Big Ben Bop.

BTW everyone posting ITT is getting arrested for hate-speech and sentenced to life.

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi the ٱلْحَجَرُ ٱلْأَسْوَد

>>283211026 (OP)
The Gaza Strip

>>283211083
>ho-kago stoning time

>>283211026 (OP)
The Gaza Gazettes

Last week I dropped therapy and stop taking my medication. Kita is everything I need in this world.

>>283212091
quit 4chan too while you're at it else you're a liar

>>283212105
What's a 4chan?

>>283212255
Idk I’m just here from the Instagram group chat

>>283212255
a place where weirdos like you and me exist

Stealth indog thread, do not reply

CAAARE!

>>283212340
is that like updog?

Updog can refer to a yoga pose known as "upward-facing dog," where the practitioner lies prone with their torso lifted and supported by their arms. It is also a humorous term used in a joke format to trick someone into asking, "What's updog?" to which the response is, "Nothin', what's up with you?"

wots all this then?

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi the battered

>>283211383
>Yeah America fucking sucks and the government sucks and is corrupt but claiming the three letter agencies do bad things is friggin crazy my dude
I really don't understand this sentiment

>>283212592
it's called patriotism

Kita the bluesky

>>283211340
/vt/ is /int/ but for brown people so it tracks

>>283213014
>colorism

>>283211026 (OP)
The Throwing Stones
Quran Quran
Guns and Moses
Iraq and Roll
Mecca Death
Rage against the Crusades
Bomb Jovi

>>283211049
Only orthodox South Asian, MidEastern and Brit Muslims think that. SEAsian Muslims are alright with music as long as you don't go raving, missing your prayers and stuff - the view is that such art shouldn't make one worship anything else besides God, art to teach faith re: the Wali Songo and their wayang etc is alright even

>>283211026 (OP)
Suicide band

Every church, mosque, temple, shrine, synagogue, "holy place" etc should be razed to the ground and replaced with something useful.

Ahh Geez I don’t know Rick…

>>283212592
I am not even muttoid. just tired of the usual act of putting blame on literally anything but themselves. buddy cia can't even exert control on south America anymore let alone middle east. they are running purely off the fumes of cold war projects.

>>283211049
Nowhere in the sacred texts of Islam does it say that music is haram, or only permissible when praising God. It's a modern political invention that's been exacerbated over time by Arab leaders trying to one-up themselves and ruining it for the rest of us

t. Argentine Muslim

>>283211993
Post the rest.

>>283213204
It's what their holy book says. Most muslims don't follow it though aside from no pork.

>>283211026 (OP)
Ryou best girl.

>>283214594
goes without saying

>>283214594
this but kita

>>283214652
>this but kita

>>283214652
this

>>283213267
So that’s it? We some kinda, what, suicide band?

>>283212255
The CIA's incel factory

>Nijika is living a fulfilling married life
>the rest of them are suffering and wishing they could go back to the good old days
My sides. This artist sure did them dirty.

What would be the ideal wife? Bocchi, shy and withdrawn or Kita, outgoing and friendly?

>>283215382
>What would be the ideal wife?
Ryou

>>283215491
elaborate

>>283215491
gone to get milk since 3 years?

>>283215491
a good inheritance would be coming your way at least

>>283215382
someone that isn't a minor

>>283211383
Mossad aswell

>>283216249
CIA asset

>>283215382
Seika
Guaranteed that if she got pregnant, she would strive to become the perfect mother and housewife.

>>283215382
Nijika, no questions.

>>283215197
Me on the left.

Any muzzies here? Is anime haram?

>>283216595
Thank you Osama for the clarification.

>>283216595
>K-On is the official anime of Islam
Hilarious.

>>283211026 (OP)
Haram Rock.

>>283211026 (OP)
We are Ladyparts

>>283216288
Other way around.

>>283217500
>Seika when she hears

>>283216463
>>283216480
>no kiss on the lips
We were robbed.

>>283214344
disgusting mudslime.

>>283211026 (OP)
Kessoku Sand

>>283219019
Bad Ruri. Bad gremlin.

>>283211036
>>283211049
>>283211055
>>283211155
lol Islam is so retarded

>>283219782
Slut

>>283219782
she's going to rape me...

Bocchi…

>>283219782
Why is Kita making the lesbian pose?

rim my ass pose*

>>283215382
Kita for me. I'm already withdrawn fro others as is. I need a woman that can help me get out more and talk to other people on a more regular basis. It used to come like second nature to me but the pandemic fucked up a lot of my social skills and I haven't really recovered since. Plus, she's a cute redhead with green eyes (blue also works but blue-green is best) that plays guitar. That's like the perfect wife right there.

>>283216241
High school aged girls are at the optimal age for love, marriage, sex and starting a large family.

>>283219529
Evolved!

>>283221993
We could all use someone who literally radiates genuine kindness out of their body

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi the Rocked

Bocchi lost house

>>283211026 (OP)
Zutt in Butt

>>283223588
>Zutt
There it is. The new word because some youtuber made a video about it. It's all over for islam.

Bocchi the vampire

Semi-NSFW

Is Kiturd is haram or halal?

Bocchi the picnic

>>283223286
Too bad such people are in such short supply. The world would be a better place if they more common. Así es la vida.

Smooching with the happy drunkard.

>>283223651
It always makes me laugh to see the tourists start using one of the new terms from their echo chamber here

>>283211049
Doesn't say that in the Quran.

>>283216528
No. The only rule is not drawing Mohammed - and the whole point of that, is not to idolise prophets above god. There's no rule for
>gee, we really need to stop people centuries later from having moving pictures!
in any abrahamic religion. But, just like with Christianity, you get sects started or controlled by the powerful, who use it baselessly as their justification for censorship. With Christianity, these people rely on the opinions of "saints" for this, and with Islam they rely on "hadiths".

>>283224622
Anti-idolatry really does mean such a severe form of censorship that anime would be forbidden. Idolatry is not some mystical “worship of idols” nonsense, idolatry was the ancient art of using images to communicate complex ideas in a visceral way that alters the reality of the observer. The reason the Mesopotamians enshrined a set of sacred image/names with titles like “throne” and “craft of the smith” in their civic temples and why Athenians put a divine parthenos on the hill to oversee democracy is that the belief was that these idols shaped the world around them through their observers who became possessed by the ideas infused into the images (and from taking so many drugs you start hallucinating about talking statues). Every idea about politics and the organization of society was accompanied by its own sustaining idolatry, which is precisely why Christian fundamentalism targeted both schools and shrines when destroying civilization. The Abrahamic texts really do advocate for stripping away everything from culture but submission to masters, because it all arises from nomadic slave trading cults which grew into dangerous international gangs and finally into nation wrecking fundamentalism.

Do you think these cults that are dedicated to enslaving and veiling women would be happy with the image of the beautiful fighting girl? No, that’s the exact image of Lady Babylon that is mortal enemy of the church.

Bocco Haram

>>283211026 (OP)
Music isn't allowed in Islam.

>>283223651
>>283224523
okay tell me what it means, i'm out of the loop

>>283225253
I have no clue what it means, /a/ is usually the first exposure I have to their latest trends. The tourists just start posting something and it’s like “oh, I’ve never seen that before, guess they have a new buzzword.”

>>283225009
>Anti-idolatry really does mean such a severe form of censorship that anime would be forbidden.
I'm not reading the rest of that shit. I don't worship Bocchi, you blabbering retard, lol. There's no prohibition on fictional characters or music in any of these religions in any of their books.

>>283225433
not sure how to feel about these twitter like challenges

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi the Infidel (music is haram)

>>283225511
You need to ignore what I said and the actual fundamentalist positions of these cults because you can’t cope with reality. Music and fiction are regulated at a supremely authoritarian level by these cults because they emerged from a cultural milieu in which there were no distinctions between religion, magic, music, writing, and performance. They tacitly acknowledged that these data constructs shape and reshape the world, thus need regulation to maintain societal order. Modern Abrahamic cults have also largely lost sight of the original conditions of their own existence, except the fundamentalists who perfectly recreate them.

>>283225253
>>283225310
The Prophet Mohammad was raped by multiple Indian men according to Sacred Islamic texts.

>>283226439
And in Mark 14:51-52 we find that Jesus is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy who was called a cup in 14:36. Matthew 19:12 informs us that the boy was likely a eunuch, perhaps even having been made such earlier in the night during all the “foot washing” Jesus did of his boy disciples, the oldest of whom was still younger than the legal age of adulthood for which Jesus would have needed to pay a tax. When he tells Peter to go pay the tax (with a second adult tax just to keep the collectors away) he says to go catch a fish from which to get the coinage. So either you have to believe in a fairy tale miracle about this teenager pulling up a fish at random that happened to have the money inside it, or you have to accept that “fishers of men” are boy prostitutes that Jesus pimps out when he isn’t using them in his drug orgy rituals.

Also, the “cup” cultism on /a/ is scarily accurate to the original usage of the term to signify a priestess/boy from whom to receive drugs mixed with sexual fluids in sacred rites. Ancient people even started using cups for it too https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-78721-8.

>>283226870
I'm trying to be open minded but this post is completely insane and I have no idea how anyone could possibly arrive at any of these interpretations reading those chapters

>>283211026 (OP)
Voice of Baceprot

>>283211067
>double pun off of Bocchi the Rock and how muslims stone people
Underrated

>>283226870
Finally I understand Christianity.

>>283227137
Nevermind, I get it now, it's an intentional misinterpretation to imply the quoted anon's interpretation of a different text is equally ridiculous

>>283225253
Internet (Retards on twitter mostly) discovered a Hadith from one of Mohamed's top disciples talking about the time he personally witnessed the Great Prophet get "mounted" and "rode" in the desert by a pack of men (or sometimes djinn) called the Zutts

>>283226870
I know Jesus had a boy toy - the writer of the Johannine literatures.

But your sources don't support your claims:

>Mark 14:51-52
Actually the intermission act on the stage. You wouldn't get it unless you accept that Mark was originally a stage play.

>Mark 14:36
Is actually about him having second thoughts on dying for our sins. Theologians disagree, they said he's just expressing his human side, and he's still willing to do it.

Matthew 19:12
Teachings about marrying and divorcing women, and if you don't like how it is, you can be forever alone, and that's fine too.

>https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-78721-8.
Multianalytical investigation reveals psychotropic substances in a ptolemaic Egyptian vase
Not related

You're an /x/ glowie. You have no power here. /a/ is a Secular Bible Scholar board.

>>283227388
All “biblical scholarship” is just fraud to cover up that the original Greek texts say that Abrahamists are child trafficking pirates and Jesus used his boys in drug orgies as part of the common tradition tracing back to Heracles’ theft of goddess cult technologies.

>>283227242
Once you see it, suddenly it makes total sense that the priests are still raping kids and the Vatican is still protecting rapists and trafficking children. That’s what the cult has always been…they just forgot the drugs part because their fundamentalism destroyed civilization so badly that it became lost science. Even with Galen as the gold standard for Christiandom’s medicine, no one ever reproduced a theriac unless you want to believe some of the legends about alchemists.

>>283227595
>biblical scholarship
I'm assuming you're talking about theologians

Secular bible scholars are a different group.

Jesus is a gnostic commune cult leader just like other cult leaders from his time up to today. Him doing illegal stuff is very likely.

But I believe people and their children should study the Bible as a foundation of morality even though it's all smoke and mirrors, simply to prevent these kind of stuff.

>>283227733
There’s nothing wrong with what’s happening in that picture. Your fundamentalism is far more evil and dangerous. You want another dark age and you promise violence to make it happen. In that sense, you’re exactly like early Christian thugs and pirates. I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if you’re a pedophile and I expect that you abuse and exploit others at every opportunity.

>>283227733
I'd rather have my children enjoy someone reading them story books in a garish outfit than have them derive their morality from Abrahamic religion.

>>283227869
>There’s nothing wrong with what’s happening in that picture
LOL

The priest that raped you was a satanist though

>>283227137
I remember this schizo I've seen him in a previous thread

>>283227733
Beats the krampus, I guess.

>>283225840
>. Music and fiction are regulated at a supremely authoritarian level by these cults because they emerged from a cultural milieu in which there were no distinctions between religion, magic, music, writing, and performance. They tacitly acknowledged that these data constructs shape and reshape the world, thus need regulation to maintain societal order
I'm so hecking glad we moved away from Abrahamic cults as this issue no longer exists!

>>283227988
Why was Jesus arrested in the park with a naked boy at 4am? Why did the early christians gather at dawn? Christianism is derivative from Satanism, it’s literally based on the theft of the science behind the drugs of the Satanic cult. The original bans on sex, drugs and magic in Judeo-Christianity were not total bans, they were discriminatory. Our drugs and magic (which we stole and which require sex to function) vs their drugs and magic which were openly dedicated to Her. That’s why the “whore” in the revelation has a cup of sexy drugs, and why Jesus has his cup boy in the park at 4am just before dawn. Judeo-Christianity is not a Semitic cult, it’s a Satanic pirate cult wearing a Semitic people’s national history as a disguise. They were following the dawnbringers, the sons and daughters of Helios. Why does Salome know how to do a magic erotic dance that makes a king give her whatever the fuck she wants, and why does she choose to have a male prophet from the pirate cult beheaded? Why does Josephus, all filtered and propagandizing as we get it, still call the opposition lestai? Satanism is the legitimate form of the dawn bringing cult used to create civilization and Christianity is its degenerate form used for profit that led to collapse and our present dark age.

He wasn’t though? This is a very unhealthy coping mechanism.

Bocchi the Rock?

>>283228216
>Why was Jesus arrested in the park with a naked boy at 4am?
It's an intermission scene of a play. Jesus was not with that naked man.

>>283211026 (OP)
Kiss the Rock

>>283228331
Rip, Ace Frehley

Allah Rockbar

>>283211026 (OP)
jihad-soku band

Tell me about the Zutt

Did they really rape the prophet?

>>283211026 (OP)
ZUTTED

>>283225601
>like
They are twitter challenges.

what if Kita put a cigarette out on your foreskin? lol

kicumcision

>>283211026 (OP)
>>283225213
>>283225630
"Noise" Free

>>283227733
>Yeshua was gnostic
only according to the gnostics
>people and their children should study the Bible
people and their children should study all the religions of the world because that's needed context for understanding history and the way tyrannical regimes can successfully endorse doctrines that penultimate say "be kind to one another and don't hoard wealth" and wield them as cudgels to seize power, rationalize oppression, hoard wealth, and paint everyone opposed to their actions as morally evil

>>283221993
you need a male role model, not a woman

Any catholics here? is anime sin?

>>283211026 (OP)
Kessoku Burqa

Any buddhists here? Is anime bad karma?

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi S2 If PM Takaichi didn't happen.

>>283211026 (OP)
-How can you kill this stupid religion?

>>283219320
Got the next part?

>>283231836
you can't kill an idea, dummy
but to reduce zealotism you just gotta make it not a big deal to be a member of the group
prior to the gulf wars most islam cities were getting steadily more progressive with every year
it's only when you got big empires like america actively trying to destroy your way of life and kill all of you that the radical zealots start making sense
of course when shit's fucked for other reason its straightforward for someone to come along and blame all their woes on certain demographics trying to destroy their way of life just by existing which is what hitler and that ilk did
yet also in history there has been localized golden ages where, regardless of the dominant dogma, islamists, christians, and jews all got along and swapped ideas without the mutual sentiment that 'the other two had to go'
ultimately, taking a position of 'all except those like us must go' just breeds that same sentiment in everyone not like you

>>283211026 (OP)
I know OP's pic reminded me of something

>>283231213
>people and their children should study all the religions
That's step 2.

How is this thread still alive and not nuked by janitors.

>>283231278
I'm a grown ass , you turd. I know what I need and don't need some retard on the Internet telling me otherwise.

>>283231278
I'm a grown ass man, you turd. I know what I need and don't need some retard on the Internet or IRL telling me otherwise.

>>283231293
I have a feeling you're making a joke, but I'll answer seriously just in case: just like anything else, it's only sinful if it actively promotes sin and the degree to which its sinful is directly proportional to how much sin it promotes. Also if it becomes an idol that replaces true worship of God.

So not in general no. Anime by itself is licit according to the Magisterium, but if it facilitates sin or you make it an idol, yes.

>>283231213
>only according to the gnostics
No. That's his whole shtick. He and his gang goes around village to village acting like some wisdom bearer. He will share his wisdom about the kingdom of God and eternal life, but only if you follow him back to his commune, there you let go all of your belongings, and work in the commune. Every now and then Jesus will share some gnostic wisdom about the kingdom and eternal life, it's bullshit, but the top ranking members will clap to it. You, a new member who left your family back in your village have no choice but to be a part of the herd.

>>283231293
No, but you can become a sinner if you can't enjoy it responsibly. Kind of like alcohol

>>283232513
you don't even know how much worse it is to be in a doomed relationship you convinced yourself should fix you

>>283232584
none of what you posted has anything to do with gnostic beliefs, which emerged hundreds of years after the death of yeshua ben yoseph
not to mention yeshua never had a village like that. he was on a suicidal pilgramage to be martyred and told all the rich cunts that took interest in him to donate all their wealth to local charity, any charity, because God doesn't like wealth hoarders

>>283232584
Jesus Christ and his father are evil but only a select few know that.

>>283211026 (OP)
THE ZVTTS

>>283232624
I never said anything about a woman "fixing" me or being in a doomed relationship out of obligation, you retard. If something isn't working out I leave. Expanding my social horizons isn't fixing me, it's what worthwhile women tend to do when they're in your life.

You fucking nerds project your trauma onto everyone else. Get a fucking grip. I just want a woman to talk to and for her to introduce me to social groups that we both can gel with. That's not "fixing" me, that's one of the many advantages of having a woman in your life.

>>283232690
>emerged hundreds of years
You don't understand gnosticism. It's not a brand. It's about a group of people with its leader having secret knowledge. That' it. It's before history.
>yeshua never had a village like that
His commune is not in a village, it's in a wilderness away from civilization, but close enough to still transport the communes' products.
>suicidal pilgramage to be martyred
That's not his plan. He wants to be super duper rich like all cult leaders. He just fucked up.
> donate all their wealth to local charity, any charity
Charities are not a thing back then. When he says give away your money to the poor, he means the commune members, they are the poor. So, what he's actually saying is give us all your money, and we will manage it for the commune.

Lurk more newfag.

>>283211026 (OP)
I don't know but this would be their first song
https://voca.ro/1ovke8824Xaz

>>283232810
>Charity was not a thing back then
ok you're just straight up anti-reality to a degree that invalidates all your points about everything

>>283232986
Fine.
*NGOs (nongovernment charity, nonreligious charity) are not a thing back then.

Allah says marry adult women

>adult women fetish
ngmi

>he didn't marry Seika
ngmi

>>283233011
that's just semantic masturbation that offers no meaningful understanding of the political climate of the time

>>283233052
post-puberty is necessary

>>283233052
where are your children? or has your ideology failed to help you 'make it'?

>>283211026 (OP)
Boku no Haram

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi the royale with cheese

so we're officially past peak kitardism and have entered Boccommad fundamentalism

>>283233222
I am still looking for the right child to marry

>>283233502
this is all just performative seppuku because we hate you and I

>>283233603
you will die alone and delusional, mourned by noone

>>283233688
stay mad

>>283233750
we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad. You must be mad, or you wouldn’t have come here.

>>283211026 (OP)
C4

>>283233603
heh
>>283233688
seething tranny

>>283211026 (OP)
Any Hiroi edits?

>>283212407
Not much, what's updog with you?

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi gets Rocked

>>283235805
white

>>283236025
I think Kita is Japanese

>>283235805
I think she's asking for something.

>>283227949
>I'd rather they derived their morality from men grooming them to be open to becoming trans with the intention of making them fresh meat for their pedo cult, than sending them to church
It doesn't have to be either of those things.

>>283236268
Kita is my wife.

>>283211026 (OP)
finally, bocchi if we cut all the fanservice
perfect for tv

I watched Bocchi the Rock recently
It was okay, doesn't deserve all the threads though

>>283211026 (OP)
Why isn't Bocchi an actually realistic anime? Many people told me it was, but it isn't at all

>>283236025
>>283236268
Wasian goddess

>>283219320
cope fastest growing religion

>>283237725
Bocchi is 9 years old now. it's just not relevant to this current generation anymore

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi the Rock the Casbah

>>283237870
biomass

>>283225253
The short story is that it's a narration (Hadith) about how Mohammed met some naked black guys from the Zutt tribe and was railed really hard for the entire night. It's a super weird story. The long story is that Mohammedans have been trying unsuccessfully to gaslight people about what the story means, despite it being very obviously a narration about a random homosexual encounter. It became an annoying meme because the premise is funny and Mohammedanism is a false religion, but the takeaway is that mudslimes will lie about everything to try and save face and are currently coping a seething very, very hard about it. It also discredits a fringe group of Christian polemicists that have insisted somewhat unproductively that Mohammed was never a real historical person because no one in their right minds would write this kind of fiction if they were going about creating a perfect "prophet" for political utilitarian reasons, despite the many and very real academic, historical and archaeological difficulties that face Islam.

bocchi the terrorist

>>283237154
mrs screen writer approved

>>283239122
>no one in their right minds would write this kind of fiction if they were going about creating a perfect "prophet"

Lol this makes Islam even worse

>>283239122
>homosexual encounter
OK, but isn't Mohammed's honor restored by the fact that he married a female child?

>>283211026 (OP)
The Throwing Stones

>>283239247
I don't think so, no. I know you're being facetious, but anime "children" and real children are quite different and you need to be broken in some way to be aroused by 6-year-olds.

>>283239122
>a wall of cooe

>>283239459
>unable to read his own post due to watery eyes

>>283239330
You're a homosexual.

>>283239561
I can assure you, brother, that if I was, I would be praying towards Mecca.

>>283239561
Islamophobes tend to be

Sex the Hiroi inshallah

Bocchirockers...

>>283241712
What if the straw was down your pee hole.

>>283242504
GAY

pause

>>283233028
Tell that to Aisha

>>283241712
What does bocchinoko taste like?

New chapter any second now

>>283245395
The new chapter won't come out until the 17/18th of November.

>>283245731
absolutely erotic

>>283245731
semonic ball drainitrix

>>283245731
i look like that

>>283245731
My wife looks so cute

Bocchi the dinner

>>283211026 (OP)
Muslim/Islam fanart or alternate version of an anime is always pure comfy kino

>>283225433
Ryou's turn now.

>>283237725
>Many people told me it was
Bullshit

>>283245731
This view drives so many men crazy.

>>283211026 (OP)
Anime girls having their hair out is unnecessary noise anyway, glad we can finally focus on the story without the noise of their hair dangling around.

This manga needs the gag of the wood hammer. When Bocchi does or says something stupid someone should hit her with a wood hammer.

>>283253790
and then she says "abababa" whenever she cries

>>283211026 (OP)
Bocchi the Rocked and the honor killings.

>>283253122
I like the first pose, silly girly hand gestures like that put me in boner readiness state

Ryo tucks her shirt into her pants like a fucking dweeb. I tuck my shirt into my pants like a fucking dweeb. She's literally me.

>>283253896
He’s so cute

save me, Kitachang

>>283253878
I can see what you mean. She's the kind of stacy I would've masturbated to furiously in school despite not having a crush on her

I hate Bocchi.

We know, Hamazi.

>>283253896
Belongs under a ton of rubble, Ryo does

>>283239122
What the hell is a Mohammaden

>>283253896
how do you tuck your shirt without looking completely lame?

>>283254904
1. be attractive
2. tuck your shirt in
3. ???
4. profit

>>283254904
have a V taper.

Zutt Fighters.

>>283253122
also consider

>>283249589
he's evolving

>>283257371
>needs to pay people to be around her

>>283256220
Yeah.

>>283255682
Yeah, that was my second pick. A JK's subtle eroticism (especially a sextrovert) is too dangerous.

>>283211026 (OP)
R*ddit

[Sad news] Hamaji deleted her tweet about going to Egypt

>>283258870
that's none of my business

>>283258870
how many BBCs?

>>283254904
This >>283254923
But also, wear your pants at your waist not at your hips.

>>283253896
roy looking lamer than nijika

OP here I'm a jew and this is my overused meme
>>283211026 (OP)

>>283258138
faggot

>>283261242
You're too retarded to know what the word faggot even means.

This artist may be in the progress of switching to chibi Kita animations.

>>283262470
Tsuchinokobros...

>>283257551
Who would want to be around a bitch like Seika.

>>283262470
why does Kita get an actual model where Bocchi is a pink slug?

>>283262774
Because that's how it should be.

>>283262860
we need a Ryou model now

>>283232161
Haram!

Captcha
SA44N

>>283211026 (OP)
Zutt Sluts

>>283262906
No one cares about Ryou.

>>283262470
Kita won.

>>283263426
I do :(

>>283263426
I care.

kitafriends, there's a new girl in town

>>283211026 (OP)
The flying stones

>>283263912
damn son

Are there any good Bocchi figures? I feel like everything I looked at were prize figures that looked bad even in the official photos.

>>283264334
the figmas that are coming out

>>283263626
>>283263698
No you dont

>>283264707
Ryou is the illest

>>283264707
I love Ryo thiiiiis much

>>283262906
Ryou will just be a stick figure because she's just that dull

>>283265496
non Ryou-chads can't ever understand her

>>283211026 (OP)
Cringe

>>283266636
What if you put your head in there

>>283265571
Primus is better

>>283266956
it would be extremely painful

>>283214569
>literally spell out view of faith differing by region
>"It's what their holy book says"
>Ctrl+C Bible literalist logic Ctrl+V on another religion
Why do you American fundies exist

>>283266979
she's wearing the shirt IRONICALLY idiot
you don't get her
you can't get her, don't even try
try Kita, she's more your speed

the piss girl

>>283266980
>>283266980
>>283266980
>>283266980

>>283231980
You're not supposed to say sensible things on the "Total N J T Death" forum

There’s nothing to “get” about Ryou she just pisses the bed and cries when she cums and then clings to you for a couple hours before acting cool again

>>283269147
Ryou would never take a pee without her hat and wristband on

>>283269147
you just don't get it

>>283211026 (OP)
The Vest Bombs

>>283211026 (OP)
THIS SUMMER...

COME WATCH BOCCHI AND THE GANG DEFY SHARIA LAW AND PLAY PRE-REVOLUTION MUSIC

>>283269289
I bet their gigs would always be a blast.

>>283216595
Why are they speaking english?

I'M READY TO GO TONIGHT
THERE'S A PARTY ALRIGHT
WE DO NOT NEED A REASON FOR JOY
OH YEAH

TICKIN' DOWN TO MIDNIGHT
TONIGHT'S GONNA BE BRIGHT
SO THE GROOVE WILL MAKE ME MOVE

OH YEAH
I'M FEELING LIKE
I'M FEELING JUST AS FLY

CAN'T STOP DANCING ALL NIGHT LONG
JUMPIN' UP
SHAKIN' UP
MOVE YOUR BODY
DON'T STOP THE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG
KEEP IT ON
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT

ehhhhhh your thread is about to die??? that's so STUPID...

>>283273153
Kita's thread would never get archived, just deleted.

Seika sex.

>>283274029
There's nothing at all?

>>283269147
ryo would never have sex

>>283274029
>flat
miss screenwriter approved

>>283211026 (OP)
Zutted

>>283275243
you're very original

Why is Kita arm wrestling with a predator?

The chuds say that anime fans are trannies.
The anime fans say only the moefags are.
The moefags say only the bocchifags are.
The bocchifags say only the kitafags are.
The kitafags are silent.

I'm not becoming your incel jailhouse boyfriend, faggot, stop begging

>>283276860
We can take turns in the Kita cosplay.

>>283276840
Truth is bocchifags wants to troon out so they can be raped kita

>>283276860
Kita is meant to domesticate me into her sex slave not making me into her boyfriend

How would you fix the manga?

>>283277517
Start the story with a normal boy (me self insert) being alone in a playground. Kita sees me and immediately preyed on to me by asking to be her bf. However, her real motive was to secretly and slowly feed me HRT through her home cooked food to turn me into useless pink sex slave that she can use whenever she likes. Once she gets bored of me, she murders me and throw me away like trash. That's how I would write kita the rock.

go full yuri and drop the band plot

>>283267781
Wrong series.

>>283211026 (OP)
Throwing Stones.

>>283274803
>ryo would never have sex
with you

>>283277886
Congratulations, they just green lit your idea for a yuri LN. I expect great things from Sniper is Bocchi.

>>283263840
Not red enough

>>283278294
Who will voice her?

Hiroi should cut her hair and start wearing glasses.

>>283279690
>soobs

>>283277517
Make Nijika the main character.
Nijika the Rock!
NTR!

>>283211026 (OP)
Zutt me habibi.

>>283282077
she used to wear glasses but the holy drink cured her bad sight

>>283277517
Delete all of the irrelevant side characters and hand it to an author that can actually write.

>>283219320
Holy shit I haven't seen this pic since 2017.

>>283211026 (OP)
Kill every last mudshit.

>>283219320
So ths islam is basically AI generated?