Thread 283212470

Why do people pretend Darkness isn't the hottest girl in Konosuba? Is it a psyop?

>>283212470 (OP)
Her personality is unattractive

Because Megumin is smaller and has a flat chest. Who the fuck wants big tits?

>>283212470 (OP)
She has some off putting fetish.

>>283212495
Pedo.

>>283212495
Megumin isn't sexier, she's cuter. Completely different.
Nothing about her screams sex.

>>283212490
You can literally slap her with your penis and she'll enjoy it. How the fuck is this not attractive?

>>283212470 (OP)
I used to like her the least of the main trio but then season 3 came around and made me a darknessCHAD

>>283212470 (OP)
i just prefer aqua

>>283212563
If you'd be grossed out by someone you're not already attracted to acting like her, it's not attractive

>>283212490
She’s actually pretty trad behind her masochist facade. She’s a girl that is pure but also not afraid of lewd jokes. Literally best of both worlds

>>283212622
Yeah no thanks

>>283212563
>she'll enjoy it.
exactly she should be against it so that she looks broken knowing resistant is futile

She was made for sex.

>>283212527
>Yunyun
pedo

>>283212470 (OP)
because YunYun exists

>>283212470 (OP)
Yunyun exists

>>283212563
I want her to enjoy it, but only from me. The way she acts, it doesn't matter if it's other men's dick that slaps her face.

>>283212675
That's all young women.

>>283212470 (OP)
>Darkness
fuck this bitch and her stupid couch.

She helps her team get freaky

>>283212527
>Pedo
Spotted the zoomer. Kill youserlf, faggot.

I need a darkness gf so bad bros…

>>283212490
every girl in konosuba except eris (but she pads her chest)

>>283212975
imagine being able to touch a girl

>>283212470 (OP)
Consider Luna!

I'll take the raging faggot pill and come right out and say it.
Sylvia's design was fire, and I don't care that it had a dick.

But of the main trio, yes, Darkness is the best... I spend most of my time distracted and wondering if Aqua even wears panties to waste any time bothering to look at the rest of her or the witch.

>>283212470 (OP)
Blonde and busty is a deadly combo

>>283213036
She always had the best bounce to her sag

>>283212882
Just have the biggest dick
Ezpz

>>283213036
Those tits
My mouth
Figure out the calculations

>>283212470 (OP)
I'm with you Anon. Darkness Mogs the rest of the cast constantly

>>283212882
The author tried to reconcile this flaw by having her say her tastes shifted from any sleazebag to just kazuma but by that point the demon had already far surpassed her

>>283213036
consider a bra

>>283212470 (OP)
Okay, but how do you defend yourself against this?

>>283212991
Imagine being able to touch a muscular, big titted, masochist yet pure crusader

>>283212675
How old is Darkness?

>>283213492
she's too flat to love

>>283212495
Yeah but she's also shit which negates her flat chest, so i'd still go with Darkness.

>>283212470 (OP)
Beta cucks are afraid of women, that's literally it.

>>283212470 (OP)
Yunyun>Darkness>Aqua>Megumin

Is it really rape if she's asking for it?

>>283213947
>>283212803
>>283212704
>>283212527
Wife

>>283213792
canon 17 at the start you sick fuck

>>283213957
Consensual non-consent

>>283212559
>Nothing about her screams sex.
Except her strapless off shoulder dress that barely covers her ass.

>>283212470 (OP)
She's too intimidating for the fags and twinks that populate /a/

>>283212470 (OP)
Doesn't matter how hot a woman is physically, if her fetishes are shit tier it's a no-go. And Darkness has way too many complete shit tier fetishes.

I want to put her in a collar that says LALATINA.

yunyun would be annoying af to be around, always agreeing to everything in fear, never having any own opinions to voice, just a sexpet with no spirit

>>283212470 (OP)
Well she is, but she's also a massive freak.

she would be better if she was like this

>>283214141
In my defense the vibes are comparable to a child wearing an adult sized shirt, it makes her even more cute and small looking
I wanna just pick her up and carry her on my shoulders

OUCH

>>283214298
Weebs want sex slaves not actual lovers, so this is a plus.

>>283215054
No I absolutely want a wife
I want to feel needed and appreciated, have someone who drives me to be the best I can

I made some AI Darkness on-model fake screenshots with nipples and barbie groins which looked pretty good.

>>283215127
>AI
Go stick your dick in a meat grinder

>>283214298
>oh no, she just obeys you all the time and doesn't argue and cooks you good food too hahaha that's SO annoying!

>>283215224
Genuinely yes
Why would you want that

>>283215274
Because I'm not a woman.

>>283212470 (OP)
>Is it a psyop?
Yes. She's objectively the best and hottest girl in the series and anyone telling you otherwise is gaslighting you.

>>283215274
I'm just crazy. probably the only person who would ever love YunYun

>>283213492
accepted

>>283215387
If you love someone you want the best for her
Not for her to be a pathetic little thing that doesn't even fulfill her own roles as a wife beyond physical care

>>283214604
Some folks would pay for this service.

>>283212470 (OP)
Aqua it's funnier yet she lacks cuteness, ideally both things should be needed.

>>283212470 (OP)
she's a menhera slut

Megumin gets anons the horniest. Fact.

>>283215473
she looks after the home and children and obeys her husband
what else is she supposed to do?

>>283212563
and so he the ugly bastard from across the street

>>283212882
Just don't let her out of the basement.

>>283215581
Call you out for being a dumbass when necessary, among other things
Which she is currently incapable of

>>283215567
Who would win in a 4 way fist fight?

>>283212882
She wouldn't cuck you

>>283215859
My money is on Darkness
She's got the mass

>>283212470 (OP)
Because not everyone likes fat bitches.
Fat bitches are sex offenders. I see them and I'm sexually offended.

>>283215859
Yunyun, no reason. I think aqua would flee, megumi will cry and darkness could enjoy it too much.

>>283212470 (OP)
I have a feeling that she would cuck me. I don't want a washboard as well, so the choice is Aqua.

>>283212495
Gay

>>283212470 (OP)
>whole thread no mention of wiz
i have arrived in homo city

I like her

>>283212926
You liking children makes you a pedo. That's a fact.

>>283216003
She's not fat

>>283216043
Stupidity is unattractive

Darkness = Sex

>>283215971
She would never land a punch though

>>283216219
she's literally dead
more like you arrived in necrosexual city, population: you

>>283216721
Only when they're smart
No this is not contradictory

>>283216426
I agree, but she isn't plain stupid and naive like Emilia which turns me off, but is at still acceptable level

>>283216779
Emelia isn't just stupid, she's got no personality

>>283212470 (OP)
I love this slut

>>283212470 (OP)
>ITT fags trying to psyop yet again against Darkness
Darkness is best girl that makes fags seethe and cope

>>283213089
>Sylvia's design was fire, and I don't care that it had a dick.
You are into ladyboys.

>>283216616
One punch

>>283212977
Pads are fine

>>283212490
It gets even worse later on when she becomes the rule-stickler of the group
Holy shit she's annoying

Darkness never indicated that it would turn her on to actually cheat on her husband or anything the like where does this nonsense come from.

>>283216550
Light novel and anime Darkness are special in their own ways

Megumin

>>283213036
What happens to her at the end?

>>283216398
What are breasts made of, anon?
Checkmate.

I like Megumin's hairstyle

Sorry but Megumin will always be perfect

>>283217852
>F zero
She's perfect

>>283212470 (OP)
Dog shit anime. Literally for 80 IQ forever alones

>>283216265
Yunyun and Megumin have the same age...

>>283216904
How can you say you don't like dick on your women if you haven't tried it? Huh?

>>283217966
Same way I can say I don't like men without having tried it

>>283217905
woah thats literally me!

>>283217905
Filtered
Konosuba knows what it wants to be and thats why its so good

>>283216904
Having your prostate stimulated feels great.

>>283212470 (OP)
Because Wiz and YunYun exist.

>>283217852
I get down on one knee and propose on the spot.

>>283217852
where's the cables?
and controllers?

>>283216219
I don't remember her having that attractive face

sex sex sex

>>283218364
Breed

Aqua? Megumin? Darkness?
Anal for each.

did you guys play that RPGM game where Darkness becomes a breeding slave for a nest of goblins? I thought it was pretty hot

>>283212490
generic blonde anime harlot

>>283218462
anal is a waste of time when there's a perfectly fine pussy

Imagine coming home and you find this in your bed.

>>283216219
Wiz can't handle my holy seed.

>>283212470 (OP)
>slut who claims she hates it
peak

>>283212470 (OP)
You can't go wrong with any of the Konosuba girls.

>>283218647
its groping time

>>283218843
Yeah you can

>>283212470 (OP)
Agreed. Best by a mile

>>283212600
Sexy useless goddess

The real appeal with Darkness is that vanilla love is what embarrasses her, and the degrading shit she asks for doesn't. You can have lovey dovey sex but also embarrass her at the same time.

>>283219353
I could save her...

My harem!

>>283214347
>In my defense the vibes are comparable to a child wearing an adult sized shirt
Kek

>>283220044
What? Did I say something weird?

>>283220073
Nah. Just genuinely chuckled at the thought.

>>283219127
Proof?

>>283220023
>No Wiz

It's scary how strong Aqua really is.

>>283212527
>call someone the P word for liking a 14 yearold
>is obsessed with another 14 year old.

>>283218214
it's a trap, she'll rape you. Don't let her in.

>>283212470 (OP)
Darkness > Lalatina

I will rape the darkness out of Lalatina

That one Maplestar animation convinced me of Aqua's dumb sex appeal

the timing from s2 to s3 made me just lose interest in this series
does s3 live to the past 2 seasons or is it a worse version of the 2
maybe its just nostalgia speaking but konosuba was amazing back then

What makes konosuba boobs so peak?

>>283213036
is she a virgin?

>>283220736
sag

Aqua boobs on the table

>>283220482
But she's so cute...

>>283212470 (OP)
What would you do if you saw this?

>>283219353
I want to save her

>>283212470 (OP)
In a official side story she went to earth and was offered to star in porn

>>283212675
Fuark

She cute

>>283212490
This is Konosuba, anon.
The main girls having unattractive personalities is the joke.
If you think any of them have attractive personalities, you either missed the point or have shit taste. Possibly both.

>>283221560
Yeah that's what I mean
If you like Darkness you've got issues

>>283220736
No bras.

>>283212470 (OP)
Some "people" enjoy the company of children. This place is full of them.

>>283212470 (OP)
Thats the joke.pcx

>>283214166
Passionate kissing is one of the hottest things ever

new studio removing sag and floppy breasts killed season 3

>>283221397
what was darkness wearing?

>>283221683
Who has canon bigger tits?

>>283222008
a black calvin klein sports bra

>>283212470 (OP)
>darkness thread
Ah what a wonderful day

>>283220023
we know chris

>>283222265
brown hands

>>283221055
It's this.
The tits in konosuba are great because they have the perfect tear drop shape and flop around like real tits.
They don't look like balloons stapled onto a girl's body.

What phrases would a YunYun plush doll say when you'd squish her?

>>283216616
All other contenders would collapse from exhaustion before Lalatina's iron body gave out

>>283212470 (OP)
Blondes are passé

>>283222524
You are un sale nègre

>>283212470 (OP)
why does aqua refuse to wear underwear

>>283222422
>I'm only 14 you pedo
>wanna be friend
>I'm so lonely
>>283222524
>>283222544
Français is official language of 4chan according to moot and epic dubs but no.

>>283222607
She does wear them, they're just invisible so people can't look up her skirt and see them

>>283222422
>HELP! I'M BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED
>RAAAAAAAPE

>>283212527
yunyun tits are an anime-only fanfic

>>283222939
which means the anime is superior

>>283220388
Strong but a total dumbass

Megumin offers Kazuma a handjob in volume 14 of the light novels but he just calls her a perv and jokes about how she’s becoming a lewd woman. Why is he such a pussy and a faggot?

>>283212495
I mean, I would love the big tits.
Even japanese people themselves made measurement about her tits.

>>283212470 (OP)
netorarebait (and that's a good thing)

>>283222607
She is smellmaxing

>>283214062
No she isn't, you stupid faggot retard. 20 at the start of the web and light novels. 18 at the start of the anime. You're not funny, kill yourself faggot.

>>283224309
>https://konosuba.fandom.com/wiki/Darkness
>17

>>283224309
shes 18 at the start of ENG LN too, per my physical vol1

>>283213492
Just fart

>>283212470 (OP)
Why do they call her Darkness?

>>283225665
She ought to be called Dorkness pfbfbfbbb

>>283217621
Nothing, really. I'm pretty sure she's only even named in the light novels because the anime have her a name and design. Through pretty much all of the easier volumes the term "guild receptionist" is used, but I think only a couple of them ever get names.

For what it's worth, "nothing really" also applies to pretty much the entire cast. It's a very status quo ending that leaves a ton of shit unresolved to leave the door open for an ostensible sequel. The only reason people every say Kazuma ends up with Megumin is because of a short story that was posted online after the final volume released.

The only character who's in a notably different circumstance is Aqua, because she got her job back. But even then she's able to travel to the living world and hang out like she was doing before.

>>283224798
>Fandom
You are truly new, fucking retarded faggot.
>>283224891
LN was never translated into English, faggot.

>>283223070
Goku...

>>283222422
You keep asking this question and I keep expecting it to start existing

>>283221181
I'd absolutely go feral

>>283214298
>no nagging or bitching every five seconds
>she will always be down to cuddle with you in bed
>100% loyal
>pretty face
>body built for breeding
>she can cook, clean and take care of your children
She is everything a man wants in a woman

I like when she puts on the mask and has two different voices. I don't know how to explain it, but I think it's both cool and hot.
>inb4 r u agpsis
I get why some people might say this, and while I see why, I promise I'm not. I don't blame anyone who thinks this though.

She's extremely unfunny.
Maybe i'm too braindamaged or not braindamaged enough to find her funny. Aqua being a spoiled brat is hilarious. Megumin is smirk or smile quietly-tier.

Darkness wanting monsters to attack her isn't funny. I don't even fully get it, she's a masochist who doesn't do any actual bdsm or want that gross fat baron to do it or ask other men than Kazuma to do it sexually, but wants to accidentally end up falling into that situation during regular non bdsm adventures against non sentient creatures and megumin's explosions?

She's so unfunny it cancels out any hotness her body has. Can't think she's cute if she's gonna be doing that tired routine every time. Only times I think she's funny is when her VA is carrying with funny screams https://youtu.be/brCj4IInsvQ?t=120

>>283213947
Yunyun > Darkness > Arue > Rin > Chris > every other girl

Megumin = Aqua > Wiz > Chris > YunYun > Everyone else >>>>>> Darkness

>>283221632
She's still hot, though.
I'd fuck her, but I'd regret it.

>>283217997
Based Aqua lover

marry and impregnate Aqua

>>283212470 (OP)
I agree, same with Wiz, much better girlfriend material for Kazuma

>>283212470 (OP)
Darkness really grew on me after season 3 when she was finally more than just the masochist joke

>>283228321
she becomes a gay rule stickler and annoying as fuck

>>283228071
anal only

>>283228342
that was kinda funny when she was robbing aqua and megu and kazu for royal taxes

>>283228071
Aqua is for hate sex.
As much fun as it would be to dominate Darkness and treat her like fuck meat, the only character that really gets on my nerves and makes me want to beat the piss out of her while aggressively pounding her gaping asshole is Aqua. She's just so hot and so goddamn annoying. I don't know if it's even possible to correct her no matter how much punishment she receives.

Aqua thread?

>>283228159
Wiz would be perfect if she wasn't a lich

As much as I love Megumin and how dumb she can be, I look up to Darkness and wish I could be even half as outwardly perverted as her.
She is a true masochist and I wish I could turn even a fraction of my pain into pleasure as much as she does with hers

>>283229366
would have been a better ending

She is, but only when she's wearing her black bodysuit and it's showing

>>283229510
That's kind of the appeal of Wiz though, right?

>>283212675
That body should be illegal.

>>283228321
This.

>>283230453
What did he mean by this

>>283215600
>and so he the ugly bastard from across the street
That's literally me.

>>283212882
It does matter to her. Remember Aldarp looks like exactly her type, and she wasn't interested in him at all.

DARKNESS!!!!!!! I LOVE DARKNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>283220736
I need to squish all of them.

>>283214604
>>283215487
I fsaw the Redmoa sfm about FF7 Scarlet doing this. Coomed hard, went to look up porn of this and i could barely find any. What tag? Dick Slapping didnt work

I want to go on adventures with Chris

>>283216904
would

>>283218647
How the FUCK did she get inside??

This is the best smelling girl in Konosuba

>>283234655
Is it possible to impregnate a succubus?

>>283233720
I want to lick her tummy all over.

>>283218488
link?

>>283212470 (OP)
they are literally gay

>>283234776
By Michiking rules you have to make them fall in love and wish for breeding to happen.

Anyone who befriends Yunyun is no friend of mine.

Dakunesu

>>283236643
Sorry anon but I pick the shy cutie with the nice boobies

>>283236643
I am no friend

>>283226163
>nooooo it doesn't count!!!
You got btfo you subhuman.

>>283212470 (OP)
Maybe its because of the voice actress of the german dub I'm watching but Megumin is the best girl

>>283236643
imagine hating this

>>283236643
Good thing I'm her sex friend

>>283212622
>She’s actually pretty trad
That's not a good thing, generally.

>>283223244
because he believed he was cursed to always get interrupted before he could get anything even close to sex. He explains this literally right after that pic happens, and then when Megumin calls him stupid and tries to grab his dick, a random explosion goes off nearby.

>>283238307
>his curse is that he's in a SFW story

Post Aqua's asshole.

>>283238998
there's 0 proof that this exists

>>283219353
Damn hags have it hard.

>>283218647
>So that's why it smells like beer farts and vomit

>>283212470 (OP)
Because she isn’t. Sylvia can assimilate and then become anyone you want her to be, and the dick is detachable so that’s not an argument.

>>283222422
>no touching, dirty lolicon!

>>283240493
>YunYun
>loli

>>283240774
She's a child
You wouldn't a 14

>>283240882
>a child
>with that breeder body
Sure dude
>You wouldn't a 14
out of 10? Do you have any idea the amount of money I'd have to spend on beds per year?

>>283212470 (OP)
She looks generic

>>283212470 (OP)
Because she's easily the least attractive, and her demeanor only makes her uglier?

>>283240882
She's considered an adult in the konosuba world. She's ready for marriage and having babies

>>283240997
About $1400 but this isn't the subject
>>283241019
Dude I made this very picture and it was meant to be sarcastic.

>>283241281
well YunYun was 14 10 years ago so she's actually in her 20s now so it's irrelevant

>>283241402
>she's actually in her 20s now
SHE IS NOT REAL
SHE DOESN'T AGE WITH TIME

>>283241557
there's no need to get upset

>>283233720
>I want to go on adventures with Chris
I want to take her on the adventure of Motherhood.

It's crazy to see a konosuba thread with a lot of replies nowadays

>>283220736
>>283222374
>>283221950
The man you want to thank is Koichi Kikuta. He's the character designer for the anime and a Chief Animation Director throughout the series (the odd numbered episodes in S1, 1/4/8/10 in S2, the movie, 1/3/6/9/11 in S3).

https://wavemotioncannon.com/2017/02/07/konosuba-interview-with-koichi-kikuta-anime-style-009-july-2016/
>Darkness’s proportions also look completely different than they do in the other episodes, don’t they?
>Kikuta: Oh, they do? (laughs) Are you talking about her chest size?
>The size and the way they hang.
>Kikuta: I might have overdone it a bit there. When I was drawing her, I lost restraint. I had the feeling that her breasts were getting bigger—and what do you know? They were slowly but surely getting bigger. (laughs)
>And yet her breasts droop according to the laws of gravity in a realistic way. Were you trying to make that realistic?
>Kikuta: That has less to do with realism and more to do with me drawing whatever I like.
>It doesn’t particularly follow the designs, huh?
>Kikuta: Not at all. Even I thought that they were off.
>(laughs)
>Kikuta: I thought that her breasts were too big and that they don’t droop that low. I might have gone a bit overboard with the whole braless thing. My senses were numb at the time, and when I look at it now, I do think I overdid it. The same thing applies to the boob jiggles. Once I started putting them in, it felt like something was missing when they weren’t there.

>>283242405
>It doesn’t particularly follow the designs, huh?
>Kikuta: Not at all. Even I thought that they were off.
Heh

>>283226163
Guess I imagined this existing for almost 10 years then

>>283215357
She's so gropeable.

What would you have done in this situation?

>>283244323
Pork her of course. I'm not fucking 14 year old children or drunk god.

>>283229368
I dont know how anyone could like anyone else but Aqua. She steals the show whenever she is on screen. Darkness is a bombshell but Aqua is also one as well. With lots of breast sag and junk in the trunk. She is malleable like clay. A Greek goddess.

>>283242405
I demand more production art of this scene, I can feed you all some.

>>283213036
Put on a bra pervert

>>283244566
I miss the saggy boobs.

>>283235418
https://f95zone.to/threads/kunosuba-curse-the-defeated-sow-knight-v1-0-0-soranokana.247627

>>283244323
What every man would of done...have sex with her

>>283245431
Are saying Kazuma isn't a man?

>>283245653
Of course not, the main girls make fun of him for always chickening out whenever he has a chance with them

>>283220388
Breast envy is peak

>>283244323
>While alone in a room with an extremely hot and vulnerable girl, she grabs my hand and places it on her body while saying she wants me to take her virginity.
I'd tell her kissing girls is gay and stuff and laugh at her.

>>283212559
speak for yourself

>>283246829
It's made even better when the girl with the bigger boobs is proud of them and mocks smaller chested women.

>>283222422
>is this...how to make friends?

>>283214604
Poor Kazuma

>>283240110
She purifies everything, her farts smell like a fresh summer breeze and her vomit is just water.

I honestly believe Kazuma is an honest to god faggot for not going for her.

>>283213119
I need double paizuri from them.

Darkness is so much better than Megumeme it’s silly

>>283248009
>smokin hot body
>gets turned on when you abuse and neglect her
>gets turned on when you order her to do things for you while you lounge around like a lazy bum
>virgin
I couldn't imagine a more perfect woman if I tried.

>>283248625
I don't want that I want a woman who will push me to be better than I am

Divorcedness

>>283215487
I mean, obviously.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760841175435389.mp4

>>283212470 (OP)
She's hot but I don't like her fetish. Not really interested in punching her all the time. Also don't like being a bum just to satisfy her desire to be with scum

>>283244323
Why are anime protags so retarded when a cute and peppy, perverted girl is clearly DTF? It's not even funny it's annoying.

>>283249584
Acting like you wouldn't fuck it up

>>283250713
>Get nervous/say something cheesy that kills the mood: no sex
>Go with the flow and accept her invitation: get laid and also take her virginity to boot

The only thing hard about this decision is my dick when it's destroying this cute dork's tight cunt.

>>283250713
skill issue

>>283212470 (OP)
It is a psyop, but not the way you think. When have you ever seen a character that looks like her, but isn't dehumanized or subjected to violence?

>>283240882
>You wouldn't a 14
I did when I was a 15. Does that count?

>>283219353
>It's a Vanir is best boy chapter
10/10 Axis shitters don't @ at me.

>>283252153
You shouldn't have
I expect you were raised poorly

>>283252934
>You shouldn't have
>I expect you were raised poorly
I was raised just fine. She proposed it and I said yes. Sorry you were raised a prude.

WHERE IS DARKNESS!?

Darkness has probably the best bdsm art out of any character.
She truly is in-character at all times.

>>283212527
>>283212803
>my comms
Halloween yunyun art hopefully if the commission doesn't drop off

>>283212470 (OP)
The competition is too high

Season 3 was mid.

>>283212490
This and the fact that her name literally has "latina" in it which is gross and makes me think of mexican goblins is a huge turn off

>>283212470 (OP)
Yes, the faggot over here, Megumin.

>>283212563
Because she's not the first to think that cute cocks are good. Just ask any other sensible woman.

>>283212470 (OP)
there is a massive lack of porn of her getting fucked by futa megumin compared to the constant amount of aqua getting dicked by megumin
i hate it

>>283253852
Uh...
Okay

>>283253245
The nonsense that people will get up to when their only moral value is consent

>>283212470 (OP)
There's literally nothing less attractive than a woman who wants it
Women and söyboys wouldnt get it

>>283212527
A Yunyunfag calling a Meguminfag a pedo is like the pot calling the kettle a nigger.

>>283215859
Boxing match: Darkness (physical gifts) or Aqua (seems to know how to box)
Street fight: Megumin because she'd fight dirty.

>>283216616
Darkness whiffs with her sword because she doesn't have proficiency in her weapon, not because she can't see.

>>283217237
The disturbed psyches of insecure weebs.

>>283242405
>His dick took the wheel
Understandable

>>283215224
>>283226577
Yeah, but what's her personality like?

>>283232692
An anon of culture

>>283254170
I thought it isn't rape if they have heart eyes
Why would you want to have a dead bedroom

>>283236584
Pet play is hot.

>>283212490
Agreed I fucking hate her

>marry Darkness for body and money
>take Yunyun as mistress
>use Megumin as an onahole
>take Aqua as fuckbuddy

>>283255384
Just officially make a harem

>>283233720
Finally, someone with good taste.

>>283254501
Dorky
>>283253442
>commissioned YunYun with pubes
based

>>283212559
HOLY homo

What irritates me about Konosuba is the fact that it's impossible to even roughly estimate the energy of Megumin's explosion, how it grows, and on top of that, it has unrealistic effects. I know that physics in isekai can work differently, but come on, let's not exaggerate.
And Aqua could use a water jet. If she didn't come up with it herself, at least Kazuma could try to teach her.
And need more romance and cuddles :3

>>283257725
>>283229368
Ryo vs Aqua, water ones, who would win?
Mitama vs Aqua, goddessess who would win?

>>283212470 (OP)
Nobody is pretending. It's objectively Aqua. Darkness just isn't far behind.

>>283216219
Give me Wiz and Chris and I would be the happiest man on that planet.

>>283229368
>>283257779
If Aqua wasn't so stupid, she would be OP xD
Both of water magicans can do Rimuru's megiddo, but even more realistically and powefully (in good weather). I remember that Ryo used it ones for light a fire, but but he did not use the potential of a huge water/ice lens.

>>283212470 (OP)
Choose

>>283257779
Imo in pure power Aqua is stronger, but Ryo is powerful too and far smarter

>>283212803
>>283212860
Yunyun is pretty hot and certainly the best wife material, but not the hottest. Aqua is walking proof that hots aren't everything. Sex appeal should be maximally 25% of your criteria for a partner, else you're chasing thots.

>>283216043
Quit watching porn coomer

>>283212470 (OP)
>>283257844
>>283257779
>>283257725
Dont underestimate Darkness, she survived a direct hit with Megumins Explosion, and Claires sword hit barely scratched her

The fantasy world does not exempt you from consistency.
In this respect, Made in Abyss is probably the best, as it is extremely twisted, yet it is difficult to find any plot holes.
Besides, Reg resembles Megumin in terms of ability. He is also somewhat similar in character and has a slight romance with one of the main characters.

>>283258024
Bruh, Reg is humble unlike Megumin.
But they would be a disruptive (one shot) weapon together. Reg makes a hole, then Megumin throws explosion in

USA has them all IRL
MUHAHAHAHAH
>>283257844
>rimurus megiddo (but different principle of action)
CBU-97
>>283258052
>reg + megumin
any strong bunker buster like AGM-154

>>283258116
Go clear your gun and eat your hamburger

>>283257900
personality can be deceptive, sometimes entitled and precocious is the easiest type to satisfy and make happy whereas Yunyun is clearly prone to melancholy and is inward looking, so you'd be guessing at what makes her happy and getting in hot water whenever you guess wrong.

>>283258179
I need a simple girlfriend who would cuddle me and hold hands. And in fantasy world we could learn together magic and inherited from our world engineering, IRL only the second one.
It would be good but not necessary she was good in maths and work with me. I need cuddles so much, I woould be far better engineer if I had a wife, i will spoil her, hug her and cant release ;_;

>>283212470 (OP)
She is too fucking dumb, and I like any dumb blonde bitch as much as the other guy but jesus christ she is annoying

Bruh, im mentally sick and have an engineering deadline and im shitposting ther indtead of working. My psychiatrist told that there is no medicine against cuddles and handholding thoughts REEEEEE

>>283212470 (OP)
Shes insufferable

>>283212470 (OP)
She is not even the hottest blonde in the series.

>>283216265
Megumin is 14, she's post pubescent so the has hips, thighs, tits and ass. Her tits are just small. Men who don't look at a 15 year olds wearing spats with half her ass hanging out or a 16 year old in a short skirt are liars. It's against the law to touch them because of age of consent laws yes but finding a girl that has menstrual cycles, likes boys and gives off pheromones doesn't mean you're a pedophile, it means you're straight.

>>283258288
>there is no medicine against cuddles and handholding thoughts

>liking hag cowmaxxed blonde bimbo proto-gyaru
MISS ME WITH THAT SHIT FAGGOT
FOR ME
ITS FLAT

>>283259047
Casual Darkness is the most beautiful one.

>>283229368
I hate this dumb bitch

>>283240882
that's how 14 yo girls look like, you have been psyoped by feminists hag to think a 14 yo is a "loli"

Yumyum

>>283212470 (OP)

>Komekko
>Megumin

>>283254170
I don't follow

>>283257078
I would join the axis order to worship her feet.

>>283212490
This. She's the worst of the Konosuba girls and definitely the most forced. At least the others have interesting stories behind them.

>>283212470 (OP)
Arnes was hotter.

Megumin > Yunyun > Aqua > Darkness

I rest my case.

>>283253070
This is a Yunyun impostor.

>>283247174
>haha look how fat I am!
sounds like a self-own if anything

>>283261545
Would she be a good wife?

>>283212600
Trust me, you don't want a drunktard around, even when she has an ass made for anal sex.

>>283212600
>I prefer Aqua
>Posts off model goon slop

>>283262439
Before she met Megumin, definitely. Super hot, super loyal, friendly, naive but not dumb.

>>283213492
you don't

>>283212490
Her personality would have me cumming inside her everyday every hour and pumping babies like its tictacs. Anyone who doesnt prefer Darkness are low t fags.

>>283221560
Clearly for tons of people it's had the opposite of the intended effect then.

>>283262507
explain what's off model about it? she has big saggers in the anime.

>>283242391
This is due to the power of Darkness.

>>283259196
>Megumin is a child
I know.

>>283251192
Jesus fuck this semen demon will be the death of me.

>>283264917
>me demonstrating what my penis is going to do to her womb

>>283261545
She should do a threesome with Aqua and Darkness.

>>283263782
She looks nothing like that in the anime. You can tell an ameriFAT drew this off model slop.

>>283265636
just admit you're autistic and save us both some time

>>283265819
I have this desire to grope women but I’m too much of a pussy to go forward with it… mainly due to the possible sexual assault accusations that may come with it.

>>283257861
Yun and it's not even close

>>283254139
lol
lmao even

>>283257861
Komekko!

>>283265413
y-your dick's gonna grow fingers and firmly grasp the outside of her womb???

>>283265819
Tying Darkness up and performing nipple tickle torture.

>>283238307
>a random explosion goes off nearby.
Call me too horny or stupid if you must but I feel like I don’t understand why this was a problem? It’s not like they ran off outside to go see what it was or get ready to fight or something. The moment passes but hey, here comes another one. I dunno, they’re just cowards.

Thoughts?

>>283269052
Good shape, good perk, good sag, good weight, good size. Just all round good milkers.

>>283212470 (OP)
Hack writer that made the same "subversive" shit as everyone else.

>>283269052
Move your fucking hands away from your mammaries!

is the megumin spinoff any good?

>>283232692
>Fallout 3 special edition Bubblehead
MY NIGGA
I prefer Megumin tho

>>283270168
It's good because it had Yunyun in every episode

>>283270228
god damn you have an eye on you. still have the lunch box and the book too.

>>283270397
Same, heck I still have the Oblivion coin, Halo 3 helmet and other stuff

>>283220244
Floppy

>>283244323
her

>>283212470 (OP)
I speak for everyone in this thread when I say Wiz will always be the best wife.

>>283257861
I don't like what they did in the anime where (almost) everyone is Yunyun-size

>>283212470 (OP)
Wiz > Arue > Wolbach > Yunyun > Luna
None of the main girls are worth shit in this show.

>>283269052
SeX.

>>283262822
If men weren't able to overlook terrible personalities and even get turned on by them, humanity would have gone extinct a long time ago.

>>283257861
Fucking the brocon out of Funifura

Dr.Kazuma!

>>283213036
>>283213119
badi

>>283267176
hmm shimaidon

>>283274200
What does he have his doctorate in?

>>283277044
Getting anime hoes

I think we can all agree that konosuba girls are all top tier. Not a single one misses.

>>283212470 (OP)
Contrary to popular belief, we men can smell desperation too and it's unatractive.

>>283278634
Darkness misses all the time.

>>283270168
lol no

>>283266085
Having a gf with big tits must be the perfect life
Imagine dating Hitomi Tanaka and making her cosplay Darkness

>>283257806
mystery solved.

>>283212470 (OP)
would

IMO the main problem with a relationship with Darkess in Kazuma's situation is that he'd really have to marry her

>>283257725
>What irritates me about Konosuba is the fact that it's impossible to even roughly estimate the energy of Megumin's explosion, how it grows, and on top of that, it has unrealistic effects. I know that physics in isekai can work differently, but come on, let's not exaggerate.

Well she certainly hasnt split the atom yet.

>>283280963
This. No room for Megumin and Aqua.

>>283212527
No way she's the same age as Megumin

>>283278699
checked and keked

Yunyun ate glue

>>283282941
She's a bit younger, I believe. Not a full year, but younger.

>>283278659
Speak for yourself, Darkness would realistically be a prize for any anon. A terrible personality has never in history stopped a man from wanting to fuck someone.

>>283272474
She'd waste all your money on shit and you'd end up begging on the side of the street. Wiz is so terrible that she drives even a Duke of Hell renowned for his scheming to distraction and rage.

I would have been rock hard.

>>283283540
Why is darkness personality even terrible?
I would enjoy the hell out of my darkness.
Darkness is for cuddling her after you bullied her and made her do all kinds of embarrassing things.
What you expected her to be a useful member of society?
How delusional are you, she is a woman first and foremost. You are living behind a tree if you think that she at all fails up to live up to their standards.

>>283284986
Best scene in all 3 seasons. If there’s one thing Konosuba is lacking in it’s nudity. I dunno why that is.

>>283284986
she is so breedable

>>283284986
How far would she have gone if they hadn't been interrupted and he continued ordering her to do stuff?

>>283252153
15 / 2 + 7 = 14.5 not 14 you sick fuck, should've waited 1 year

>>283233720
>>283235211
My brothers

>>283269052
Maybe Kazuma is gay...

>>283261545
Huh I never seen this one before
What is her deal?

>>283289170
Parody of the redemption-bait isekai demon waifu. Starts off as naive and not all that evil, but gets corrupted into a true demon from getting abused and take advantage of by Megumin and the cast. Gets continually blamed for Megumin's crimes because she's a demon girl. Megumin kills her near the end with an explosion.

>>283289311
You can track the degradation of her morals and sanity by the increasingly slutty outfits.

>>283289311
That is very fucked up.

>>283287153
As far as Kazuma was willing to take it, and then quite a bit more.

>>283289380
That's Konosuba, you mean.

Saying that, it's only the anime that gives her a sympathetic personality and corruption arc. In the LN, she's respectful but cold and evil from the start, and in the manga, she's viciously evil, always trying to kill innocents for no reason, so all the abuse she gets is well-earned. In both, Megumin is less of an intentional bitch to Arnes (she's actually scared of Arnes rather than considering her a nuisance and convinient punching bag), and even kind of heroic. The anime really played up Megumin's negative traits for comedy.

>>283244323
They butchered this scene in the anime.
Butchered.

Her whole stick was hard for people to get on the first seasons so it comes out as unfunny/nonsensical.

She's a masochist character who has a deep sense of duty but it's actually inexperienced with anything related to sex or masochism because she mostly always tried to kept some kind of appearance especially in front of people like Iris.
This led her fetish to be really closeted and unhinged begging for release, but she's actually coward when it comes to then.

See? If a joke has to be explained it loses a lot of power.

>>283290150
Her funnies bits are when she's fully indulging on her fetishes while everybody else think of how noble she is while only the audience and Kazuma knowing what's really going on.

>>283244323
Kazuma is a much bigger faggot than any yaoi character

>>283287487
Pfft, like I'm gonna care about math when I'm offered an opportunity to have sex with a cute girl.

>>283212527
>pedo
Go back to Twitter or kill yourself, you underaged tranny faggot.

>>283259196
I thought puberty generally stopped at 16 before excessive estrogen started showing up in the waters.

>>283289311
>>283289337
Aww poor girl
Does she get her revenge?

>>283291692
no unless there's some hentai artist nigga out there somewhere drawing one

>>283291692
She's dead.

Bouncy!

>>283290200
I also particularly like when she keeps taking back control from Vanir and he gets increasingly bewildered and annoyed.

>>283212470 (OP)
It's simple, so simple that everyone else is wrong
The answer is that anyone who isn't a DarknessChad is a flaming homosexual or a pedophile or both

>>283212490
Example? This retard

>>283294364
You're also a little wrong, cause even a fag would wanna tap that.

>>283294601
>Darkness is such a beast during sex that she can make gay men straight.
Sounds like she has some outstanding sexual prowess

chris midriff

>>283292099
She's in hell now, safely away from the crimson demons

>>283293121
completely doing it wrong

For me it's Aqua.

>>283266085
nigga get a grip

>>283297145
I can’t or they will scream and call the police!

>>283266085
Just ask.

>>283293121
Darkness' tits provide endless entertainment, I could never get bored of them. They're just so big and bouncy and saggy and they flop all over the place.

If she laid on her back, I could spend hours entertaining myself by holding her tits on top of her chest, releasing them, and watching her boobs fall to either side of her chest and pool into her armpits. Over and over.
Or simply holding a teat in my hand and slightly jiggling it and watching how the skin ripples and sloshes all around.

>>283293121
>shredded muscle mommy with huge saggy knockers
Perfection

>>283238295
Maybe on planet cuck

>>283287153
They'd have fucked.

>>283295288
Is he gonna lick her abs?

>>283287153
Literally the only reason Kazuma and Darkness don't have sex on multiple occasions is because of contrived interruptions.

>>283300053
was she wearing this stupid under dress in the novels or was this anime censorship?

>>283216219
(You) are not alone, my brother
WIZ A CUTE

>>283300053
How much would her breasts grow if she were pregnant?

>>283301879
Only one way to find out.

>>283289091
Probably just retarded

>>283302123
I bet the paizuri would become even better, when they grow even bigger.

>>283303807
I volunteer to find out.

>>283301326
Correct

>>283212470 (OP)
>100 sit-ups while I browse 4chan.

>>283285099
>You are living behind a tree if you think that she at all fails up to live up to their standards.
I have a tree in my front yard. So I do, in fact, live behind a tree.

>>283304931
Wiz would be that much hotter if she actually had the inclination to be like this.

>>283217237
I mean she comes from royalty no? So infedelity would be a big No-No.

>>283289782
what happened in the Ln

>>283259047
kyute

>>283267600
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>>283212470 (OP)
>be konosuba
>be humorous deconstruction of isekai tropes
>still unironically give MC a harem
in the end, money won

Love best girl Darkness <3