Thread 283273214

>wagie in Pokemon has a Gardevoir CF wife voiced by Hanakana
This is aimed at pokefuckers who started with Hoenn as kids, isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JtuxmEiYl4

>>283273214 (OP)
Fuck you, no way.

Yes they really baited gardevoir fuckers good with this

buy an ad

>>283273214 (OP)
She does she have a pink thingy bisecting her chest?

>>283274083
It's a natural part of her biology, it's supposed to be there

>>283273214 (OP)
>Gardevoir mega evolves
>close up shot of her chest expanding

>Gardevoir sleeps in a pet bed
Petzoned

>>283274083
ZA coming out got me back into all the old Pokemon games I had abandoned years ago. And for the first time, I actually saw Gardevoir in a neutral non-sexual gooner light. I had seen her from the coomer perspective for a long time and sort of stopped caring about Pokemon. I didn't go around jerking off to her, but that perspective had just became a granted. But recently seeing how she's been treated in official media, how she's like a Disney princess singing to the other forest Pokemon in the nu-Snap, and some of the really creative card art they've given her, it really woke me up to how great she is even completely ignoring any coomer aspects. And I only just learned they came out with a life sized plush doll of her! It seems like in my absence from Pokemon since like Gen 6, they've really leaned into Gardevoir and started giving her the attention and depth she deserves. And now this comes out!

She was really adorable with her little "hair pin". Even though I couldn't understand anything specific about the actual conflict.

All of this is to say, while I still want to fuck Gardevoir, and am a total coomer, that's not even close to the forefront of my mind AT ALL when it comes to the subject of Gardevoir. I just genuinely really like her separate from that. Like >>283274023 is so fucking adorable and charming.

But any Gardevoir I raise has to be a girl. That's just mandatory. I could have my cock and balls chopped off, be a full on eunuch, and it would still need to be a girl.

>>283274257
She's just a cutie that deserves lots of hugs

>>283274256
Shame. Gardevoir is an intelligent species that should be allowed a futon at least.

>>283274257
stop spamming -oomerspeak like a child and speak like an adult

>>283274311
Only if it's the same one you're sleeping on
The "Embrace Pokemon" needs hugs even in her sleep, that's just proper care

We know GameFreak are a bunch of degenerate pokefuckers thanks to last year's leak. The implication is absolutely there.

>>283273214 (OP)
What exactly is Gardevoir anyways? Pokemon are sometimes literal aliens, but then we have these weird humanoids like her, Mr.Mime, and Jinx.

>>283274361
She's a fairy

>>283274361
they're monsters
pocket monsters, if you will

>>283274257
It's great that you've deepened your appreciation for Pokemon, anon. That doesn't answer my question though...
>She was really adorable with her little "hair pin". Even though I couldn't understand anything specific about the actual conflict.
You're not missing anything, the dialogue is pretty basic and you can understand without knowing Jap.

>>283274370
Was she always called a fairy? That type was not introduced until two generations after her introduction.

>>283274257
>Even though I couldn't understand anything specific about the actual conflict
Boy has a dream of winning the championship together with his Ralts who he grew up together with, they eventually get rekt by a little girl because he tried to fight a Steel/Fairy with a Psychic/Fairy
He gave up on his dream and settled for the wagie life instead but feels like a failure who let her down and drifts away from her emotionally due to the guilt
She didn't care and stuck by him all the way no matter what, and in the end their bond is still as strong as ever as proven by the fact that he can still Mega Evolve her
Now they're back on AIBOU terms

>>283274256
she's just into petplay

>>283274431
No, she wasn't called that specifically before the type was introduced
It just makes the most sense to think of the Raltz line like some ethereal elven nobility. The theming is tied a ton to dancing and chivalrous protection and Galade is a knight, and suchlike.
Fairy is a perfect category for it.

>>283274388
>>283274431
I genuinely believe that some of Japan's autistic love for the Flatwoods Monster leaked into Gardevoir, with her long arms and the paw like three pointed shape of her "hands". It becomes way more apparent to me when her size can be much larger than the trainer (Pokemon size differences were introduced in the Switch generations apparently).

>>283273214 (OP)
Where are her big tits and big ass?

>>283274431
>>283274614

>>283274361
>What exactly is Gardevoir anyways?
A cum toilet.

which way pokegooner?

>>283274759
There's an AGP cumslut on /trash/'s fapping together thread that has been draining loads out of horny anons for literal yeeeaaars while pretending to be Hilda.

>>283274791
Don't talk about yourself in third person.

>>283274791
Yep, that's 4chan alright...

>>283274791
you should stay there and never come back

>>283274809
I made use of Hilda's services one time when really horny years back when I first found that place but I haven't any time recently....

>>283274256
And she used to ride in the back of the van with the packages.
Now she's been promoted to shotgun and sharing the bed.

>>283274023
I think this goes beyond bait, this is basically the closest they can get to implied pokefucking. No human girlfriend, just a partner that he kneels to give an accessory to, and now rides together with. Definitely sleeps in bed with him now.

>>283275145
>>283274023
also literally >childhood friend

Male gardevoir

>>283275145
He was punishing her for causing him to lose in that tournament to a little girl. Even though he was sending a psychic/fairy type against a dark/steel type, the literal best counter to her.

>>283273214 (OP)
This is my fairy knight

>>283275211
Punishing how

>>283275267
Having her sleep on the floor, keeping her in the back of the truck. Just the dickish things in general, before she went mega.

Tastes like chicken, mustard, and vegetables.

>>283275322
>>283275211
That's fucked up

>>283274361
Some kind of fairy, not really sure about the inspiration. Mr. Mime is well... a mime based off the idea of the invisible wall gimmick and such being real. Jinx is a yukionna so a typical japanese folklore monster.

>>283275322
He wasn't keeping her in the back of the truck. She was literally going along with him without him knowing. She was hiding back there, watching over him.

This has "childhood friend turned housewife wanting to rekindle their passion" written all over it. Even the megastone accessory (a symbol of bond) after adulthood can have a different subtext. It's weird as hell.

>>283274256
They're too clingy.

>>283275439
they released a life size Gardevoir plush with an extra fat ass (to cushion her so she could sit up naturally) half a year or so ago

and there was the whole leak of internal Game Freak documents where lore writers were creating mythological fanfiction where they insert Pokemon into old Japanese myths in the place of what were previously yokai, having Japanese Typhlosion groom and marry a 14 year old girl before her father hunts him down and makes him into a cursed pelt or some shit

>>283274023
This is just bait?

>>283273214 (OP)
Shouldn't they have used one of the new megas for this, as advertisement for AZ? They could have used mega Clefary or something.

>>283274257
I feel like there's still room to have other kinds of Gardevoir, but Pokemon is a merch/mascot based series, so even when it's not LITERALLY true, there's a certain kind of "whenever this species shows up its portrayed this way" that tends to happen.

>>283273214 (OP)
this was cute
i wish the games werent a dumpster fire right now so i could enjoy this franchise again

>>283273214 (OP)
>wagie in Pokemon has a Gardevoir CF wife voiced by Hanakana
Hmmm...
>Video starts with a Mawile trainer loli
HMMMM...
>shota brother followed by shota flashback
HMMMMMMMMM...
>Couldn't beat the Loli
Yep, they don't give a fuck about hiding it anymore. God bless those pokeleaks.

>>283275546
I probably would have talked myself into buying it if I looked after my things

>>283275589
Mega Clefairy looks fucking terrible.

>>283275529
why is she trying to cheststab that poor girl

>>283275439
>It's weird as hell
What's so weird about rekindling your relationship/passion with your childhood friend into a romantic one?

>>283275211
Its kind of stupid he was expecting to go big as a trainer with just a single pokemon, was he retarded or something?

>>283275439
>childhood friend turned housewife
The beautiful dream

>>283275723
It's a weird choice of subtext. If you are going to go that far why not just go the whole pokefucker mile?

>>283275780
They're still a rated G company. This is literally the farthest they can go and anyone who is old enough to see the implications gets the implications.

>>283275780
It’s Pokemon. Of course they’re not going to imply actual fucking.

>WEBアニメ「POKÉTOON」の最新作「明日もサーナイトと」が公開！
配達員として働くユウゴは、仕事に追われる日々を送っている。かつてバトルの特訓に明け暮れた相棒・サーナイトはそんな彼を静かに見守るが、ふたりの間には距離ができてしまったようで……。
>The latest episode of the web anime "POKÉTOON," titled "Tomorrow with Gardevoir," has been released! Yugo, who works as a delivery person, leads a hectic life consumed by his job. His partner Gardevoir, with whom he once devoted himself to battle training, quietly watches over him, but it seems a distance has grown between them...

Bro, what is with this subtext.

>>283274361
A knight... THE KNIGHT (japanese name)
Like some kind of guard haha...
I thought it was obvious from how the hair resembles a helmet

>>283274256
She doesn't fit, and it gets hot in the summer.

>>283275919
The Ralts flashback part was giving me flashbacks to this..... Like at the start before I saw the full exchange I literally thought they were straight up about to do this. Did they fucking know???

>>283275647
Speak English please

>>283273214 (OP)
Digimon is better.

>>283276038
HMMMMMMMMMM

>>283275919
I prefer my Gardevoir to be a fair bit more eerie, and without a mouth for that matter, but this is still very cute.

anyone else surprised they used a male trainer for the short?
usually they prefer the other way like that nemona light novel

>>283276110
If they had this thread probably wouldn't have got made

>>283276110
no
they knew exactly what their mission was and executed it like fuckin seal team 6

>>283276142
you people keep saying this and i'm not really convinced.

>>283273214 (OP)
It'll be her turn in another 10 years.

>>283276177
I don't mean they always do. I mean in this case they 110% did and had a very specific goal

>>283276191
furry, not "humanoid but alien/elvish"
also doesn't have the entire lore bit about being deeply protective of its trainer and emotionally and psychicly linked

>>283276177
silence

>>283276251
GIWTWM

>>283276177
Bro, TPC knows Gardevoir is the coomer pokemon wife. TPC clearly wishes they could go back and make gardevoir all female

>>283274023
bait

>>283276349
>TPC clearly wishes they could go back and make gardevoir all female
100% they would have fully divergent lines based on gender with Gallade and Garde. And would probably give Kirlia a male alternative too cause she's already verging into the young feminine, while Ralts could be either.

>>283276141
You don't undress in front of your pets?

>>283276431
Yeah. Essentially do a nidoran line for them.

>>283276177
People focus on the wrong things in the ULTRA MEGA leak, but broadly speaking it bears out the argument. The Typhlosion and Slaking memes are memes ignoring the obvious nature of the stories as world building myth and how, you know, they did not ever let you know they existed until someone stole them.

But there's tons of production presentations notes about some people, presumably in marketing or the general like "let's not make a a golliwog Pokemon" division being hyper aware of every little detail. Even down to insane shit like "is this design feature on a Pokemon that no one is ever going to see too similar to a villain from an American scifi show?" or "this Mermaid seal seems sort of similar to a Precure."

It is beyond a doubt that, at the very least, someone looked at this during production and it was their job to remind people that, yes, there are not only people who will see this as an intentionally romantic plot (even just as the breathless "ew, did you know people want to FUCK Gardevoir?"), but there are actually people who want to fuck Gardevoir. Even if they were working completely in some hermetically sealed room, it is certain at some point there was some meeting where it was someone's duty to bring this up. Pokemon is at that level of brand management and awareness.

So yeah, they did know. Whether they WANTED to know, whether they wanted it to be true, is a different story, but they knew.

Gardevoir back on the menu?

>>283276349
>TPC knows Gardevoir is the coomer pokemon wife.
What is Lopunny

>>283276574
not gardevoir
not remotely comparable to gardevoir
it's furbait

you fucking furfaggots keep conflating Gardevoir with ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMALS WITH VISIBLE FUR
a bipedal cat with curves and an entirely furry body
a bipedal rabbit with curves and an entirely furry body
these are NOT the fucking same as Gardevoir, and never will be

>>283275746
>I don't "build a team"
>I don't "plan meta"
>If I don't win with my wife
>Then I lose
energy

What if it's a male Gardevoir?

>>283275746
>252+ Atk Mawile Iron Head vs. Lvl 50 244 HP / 244+ Def Gardevoir: 402-474 (231 - 272.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>252+ SpA Gardevoir-Mega Mystical Fire vs. 52 HP / 48 SpD Mawile-Mega: 214-252 (84.2 - 99.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Even if you take a perfectly trained Garde with a perfect coverage move for Mawile specifically against an average Mawile trained by a toddler with EVs all over the place, there's no winning, it's hopeless.

>>283276635
>megastone accessory is a hairpin
>they got hanakana to voice it
It's a girl or at least heavily implied. They always lean into gardevoir being female which is why gallade is a thing

>>283275211
Mawile is Steel/Fairy, not Dark/Steel, however >>283276658

>>283276635
double the love

>>283276603
>it's furbait
no

>>283275183
>childhood friend
So she's a loser.

>>283276574
Not anywhere as close as popular. Too furry. Gardevoir is the sweet spot of being an alien but just human enough. Also pokedex lore makes it a nice wife.

>>283276481
My cat doesn't sit seiza style like a yamato nadeshiko tradwife while watching me do it.

>>283276734
your cat sucks

>>283276734
Hard to believe he didn't pin her down at least once.

>>283276711
you just posted a completely irrelevant gijinka
it's fine that you like that, or like the furry character, or whatever
but it will never be on the same level, or even in the same dimension of appeal as a design like gardevoir

>>283275069
I thought she was secretly following him

>>283276753
you sound a tad biased

>>283273214 (OP)
>Watch this
>didn't even notice there weren't any subs untill I read someone commenting about it.
Have I made it jouzubros?

>>283276762
She almost certainly is. Based on the tone of things, the translation of the summary, and the general summaries I've seen posted around, the Gardevoir is probably watching over him in secret because he's grown distant from her and she's worried about him.

>>283276658
Is it canon illegal to use items in tournaments?
I think IDBTG

>Gardevoir's egg type is Human like
You just know...

>>283276778
it's a cartoon for literal toddlers

>>283275746
Probably entered a 1v1 tournament and I'd imagine it'd be pretty expensive to raise multiple Pokemon without a regional professor backing you.

>>283276956
I thought this one was for 20 year old wagies

>>283276818
You don't have to read anything. I don't even know Japanese and could clearly tell she was trying to avoid being seen by him. How are people not picking up on that? Anyway, I assumed it's because he's not allowed to take any Pokémon with him on his job, but she was coming along anyway.

>>283274083
immense psychic powers or something

>>283277002
>>283274144
If I pull that out, will she die?

>>283277053
It's literally part of her body, so it's probably the same as pulling out an arm.

>>283277001
Oh the fact that she's doing it in secret is beyond doubt even as an EOP. It's the why of it that's more interpretation at the moment.

>>283276734
get a new one then

She's like a pet. You wouldn't marry your pet, no matter how intelligent they are.

>>283277053
it would be very painful

>>283274257
Didn't read all that but I'm the same way with Lopunny. I just like "her" in a completely nonsexual way. And no, I don't want to fuck one either.

>>283277148
You don't know me

>>283277265
Yes I agree Lopunny is very much like Gardevoir regarding fan interactions
She is a wifemon

>causes car crash that's about to kill a nigga
>just fucks off
literally what was Gogoat's problem

>>283274361
She was originally meant to be a female-only spider lily Pokemon.

>>283273214 (OP)
>Pokemon after 2013
Disgusting.
They're playing dirty by using Gardevoir, but I will resist the urge to watch it. Sun & Moon were fucking dogshit and even those pieces of shit look "good" in comparison to the liquid diarrhea kusoge for the switch.

Fuck GameFreak. Fuck The Pokemon Company.

>>283275882
More like Sir Knight.

>>283277543
It feels weird to just have cars in Pokemon. I know it's not the first time, but still.

>>283274256
saltyxodium seething rn lol.

>>283277715
>I know it's not the first time
And that truck is so weird and out of place people thought fucking Mew was hiding under it. It's as much of an exception that proves the rule as it gets.
And yes, I know, there's also Gary/Blue's sweet car. Point is they're really, really rare, to the point it's weird to just have one show up like it's normal.

>>283275322
>>283275069
Riding in the back of the truck isn't evidence of dehumanisation since (You) do it too

>>283277148
Phoenix taught me differently

>>283274361
I always assumed it was a psychic slug with it's calcified dick horn out. At least that would explain why it breed with magcargo and muk .

>>283277914
If anything, the fact that Gardevoir was only doing it cause she was following him secretly, and she gets to sit up front as soon as he finds out, whereas your family KNOWS you're in the back of the truck the whole time, implies the Gen III PC is treated worse than a Pokemon.

>>283278092
Speaking from experience, riding in the back of the truck was way more exciting than sitting in the cramped front seats when I was a kid.

>>283277492
>She is a wifemon
No she isn't, you freak, she's a critter. I swear, I must be the only person on this earth that doesn't see Lopunny sexually and I can never tell anyone that Lopunny is my favorite because of it.

>>283273214 (OP)
>her

Is there any proof that this gardevoir is female?

>>283278234
m-muh dick

>>283277148
Nolan would beg to differ

>>283273214 (OP)
Unless you are gay, you can't convince me you wouldn't fuck one.

>>283278311
>AIslop
You're better than this

>>283278326
ok tranny

More of a JCfag, so I enjoy Kirlia

>>283273214 (OP)
But... are we sure that's a female Gardevoir?

>>283277614
What the fuck do games have to do with anime?

>>283278665
The Anime is based on the games, tard. Anything that happens in the games, they're going to shill it with animation too.

The fact that the horn is on Gardevoir's chest has always bugged me. Like, I know the idea is that it's there since it conduct's Gardevoir's emotions, but it just screams to me that she's meant to hug people and stab them with it, possibly with some special ability connected to it like draining her victim's soul.

>>283276764
you can check the fanart, official merch and series. The rabbit isn't as popular as gardevoir

>>283279371
Don't be weird.

>>283279371
That sounds cool but tonally inconsistent with the Pokemon universe

>>283279371
And I forgot to mention such interesting ideas will be shot down by waifufags who just want a pretty non-threatening mon to jerk it to like >>283279498

>>283279524
Don't be rude either.

>>283275640
Game is fine, stop listening to Xitter retards

>>283279507
Is it really though? There's lots of horrifying stuff in the pokemon setting that devour souls or brutally maim humans. Why can't gardevoir also be one of them? According to gardevoir's pokedex, the horn is just like a psychic antenna, but why is it shaped like a spike with a sturdy base and pointed tip then? It's truly unique among all the psychic power amplifying anatomy we can see on other pokemon, normally they just have a red gem like a bead. Okay sure, stealing souls is unlikely since she isn't a ghost type, but it has to do something, right?
>>283279524
Some people will deny the truth, but the more dangerous a girl is, the more attractive she is. Gardevoir can already read your mind, brainwash you, see your future, blast you to bits with psychokinesis, and if you rightfully reject the gen 8 retcons, is biologically more similar to haunted doll than a human. What's adding on one more strange and dangerous feature?

>>283277614
>sun and moon better than legends
no

>>283279631
Kill yourself. At least the 3DS garbage had the National Pokedex.

>>283276603
This, Gardevoir love is only risk level F, there are six whole levels above her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ROYtgn_xIA

>>283279625
>and if you rightfully reject the gen 8 retcons, is biologically more similar to haunted doll than a human
Huh?

>>283274257
>>283276349
>c**mer
Kill yourselves.

Why did they make her tits so fat?

>>283279709
Egg groups. Gardevoir was only in the amorphous egg group. People joke about her being similar to muk, but it's the category a lot of objectmon go into, which makes sense because she's inspired by paper dolls.

In gen 8, they removed a lot of pokemon, which broke a lot of egg moves, so they gave a lot of pokemon second egg groups. Gardevoir got hit and is now ruined by being in the human-like egg group.

Deep secret though is that based on the typhlosion leaks, actual humans aren't in the human-like egg group, and are instead field and water 1.

>>283279787
>spoiler
Please explain what this means to the uninitiated

If you have ever cared about pokemon you are a normie

>>283279787
Oh. Whatever.

>>283279804
When developing pokemon diamond and pearl (Gen 4), the developers wrote down their ideas. One of those ideas was folklore where people fucked pokemon. Eventually this was scaled back, and only a few traces of it made it into the games, but the originals did leak, and that's why tyhplosion will never be officially acknowledged again.

In the lore documents that leaked, there were several stories where human x pokemon pairings created babies, and all the pokemon involved were either in the field egg group or the water 1 egg group. Egg groups in the games determine what pokemon can make eggs with what other pokemon when left at the day care, and a pokemon can only have 2 egg groups max, so the implication of the unreleased lore documents is that humans are not in the human-like egg group. They're more compatible with Octillary than Mr. Mime or Sawk.

As a kid I would always run around in the patch of grass after Wally gets his Ralts. I will always make sure my Ralts is female.
Also I would a Milotic too. Feebas was a pain to get in the RSE games.

>>283276764
You sound a tad delusional, furbait will never be as popular as Gardevoir

>>283280041
Gardevoir is furry and if you think otherwise you are lying to yourself

>>283280051
You're arguing with figments of your imagination buddy, that is not even close to the argument I made, try again.

>>283273214 (OP)
How many nanoseconds until art and doujins?

>>283275980
Oh my

>>283280355
I'm saying you're a furry in denial

Why is more socially acceptable to put your penis inside of this >>283274023 than this >>283276038 ?

Just think when in their world there is a big tournament and some dude wins only with waifumon. Everyone watching this would know, he would know that everyone knows, and yet no one would openly say anything.
I think it would be hilarious.

>>283280826
because nobody cares about animal abuse in Pokemon world.

>Gardevoir's Japanese name is サーナイト(Sānaito), which is romanized as Sirknight. It is pronounced similarly to "Sir-night" and is the name used in Japan for the Psychic/Fairy-type Pokémon that evolves from Kirlia.
Ah, was wondering why she kept saying "Sa" instead of "Gar"

>>283280857
Pokemon can consent more than children.

What was it about Gardevoir specifically? There have been other less furry humanoid Pokemon like Pheromona and Hatterene but none with the sheer impact Gardevoir has had.

>>283280872
Why are dub names so prevalent in Pocket Monsters?

>>283277614
I'll give you a rundown instead.
>MC even more pathetic than ash gets traumatized by losing to a little girl
>drops his trainer career and wageslaves all day as delivery guy
>his gard feels lonely and stalks him
>japs can't drive and he crashes into a wall
>plot twist: the wall is dam and it breaks
>his bugman instinct kicks in and he tries to stop his car from being washed away with his bare hands
>gard to the rescue
All in all pretty mid. The art quality is good but the animation is dogshit. And there's too much cutesy shit, like you'd expect from modern pokeslop.
It's probably pandering to the reddit audience since they even a got popular seiyuu to voice the gard. Only redditors and malfags care about that though.

>>283281053
For me it's the ballet dancer theme and that her evolutions go from toddler to small girl in tutu to a grown woman ballet dancer.

Also they're portrayed as highly intelligent and used to urban environments so I like picturing them as holding human jobs even though they're specifically said to not to by choice.

>>283277614
>[play] dirty...by using Gardevoir
>Fuck The Pokemon
I am disgusted that you would sneak these subliminal messages into your post you fucking degenerate filth.
You will NEVER break me. I will NEVER fall for your tricks.

>>283281053
Probably helps that she was the first to be designed with a really humanoid form. Before Gardevoir, the closest to a human were Jynx and Mr. Mime but Gardevoir just took it to a whole new fucking level. Sometimes literally according to fans.

>>283281095
Localization and foreign success, especially in the Anglosphere, carried this franchise.

>>283281095
Way too many nostagliamongs that think dubfaggotry is acceptable for this one franchise for whatever reason.

>>283281095
Because 7 year old children don't care about muh subs vs dubs

>>283281053
Gardevoir is the first waifumon for many. Pheromosa and Hatterene are the result of Gardevoir's popularity among the fandom.

I don't get why pokemon x human romance is such a taboo? In the anime especially, alot of them were sentient capable of speech.

>>283282755
It's probably just something not said in polite company.
Yet everyone probably knows and more or less accept it.

>>283282755
Its a floodgates situation because the same species that has what are essentially monstergirls also contains actual literal cats, dogs, pigs, horse and everything else under the sun.

>>283273214 (OP)
>>283282755
>I don't get why pokemon x human romance is such a taboo?
Irl or in universe? Because if we are talking about the latter, after playing some ZA, I feel like some pokefucking would be as seen at worst as quirky.

Delivery man in Japan is probably a dream job

>>283282755
Because it's still a form of bestiality in our society, duh.
In universe, Pokémon weddings are a thing, and the really powerful ones can turn into humans themselves too. Not to mention that very weird line in the Japanese script that said humans and Pokémon were very "close" in the past, and they were as one group. What the fuck that actually means is up to interpretation I guess.

>>283282834
Past?
Aren't Pokémon a modern phenomenon? Did Gen 1 lie to me?

>>283282797
Well even we humans have bunch of lesser cousins like monkey, ape and orangutan. That does not make we human any less sentient or doesn't deserve more.

>>283282852
You can think of it like a Jurassic Park situation.

>>283282856
You wanna try writing that again in human language?

>>283282890
Wanna try sucking my cock?

Alright, you got me
Post the best Gardevoir doujins

>>283283054
If you mean something like "vanilla childhood friends to lovers" kind of deal, they are unfortunately nonexistent.

>>283283054
Did you just copy paste it from the /v/ thread?

Subs?

>>283281095
This
Some people call it a pokeball instead of a monster ball

>>283283115
>they are unfortunately nonexistent
It sucks when you've got a childhood friend you really enjoy hanging out with as friends, but they're ugly/fat as sin, so a romantic relationship is impossible. The magic was almost there, but still so far off.

I'm still taking about Pokemon. I have a Venusaur

>>283283115
You'd think it would be an abundant market.

>>283283054
The important thing is that they're going to be on-model art, hate the huge breasted just-a-human-with-a-gem-decoration Gardevoirs.

>>283274023
>it doesn't matter if you never made it big as long as you have a cute childhood friend wife with you
Bros...

>>283283391

>[Some-Stuffs] POKÉTOON 19 - Facing Tomorrow With Sirknight (1080p VP9 Opus) [99F6D0C2] (Poketoon)

>>283284516
Thanks

>>283282852
They retconned a bunch of shit from gen1. There are no real world countries (surge isnt lightning American anymore, mew wasnt found in south america). There are no regular animals outside of pokemon. They never really confirm eating pokemon for meat but there are implications.
But the pokeverse now treats all pokemon like they close to people for all that shit.

>>283284613
>They never really confirm eating pokemon for meat but there are implications.
There are Tauros ranches which raises the question on how do you butcher entire herds of large intelligent beings who can understand human languages and motivations.

>>283284977
Wait until they die of natural causes.

>>283284977
get some dark type pokemon to do it

>>283284977
They don't raise Tauros for meat. The "meat" you see in the series is made of tofu, or other veggie substitutes.
I know, I'm just guessing.

>>283281053
2000s kids are just profoundly fucked in the head. Happened to other series too.

>>283285060
Yeah they'll never really confirm. Outside of dex entries that say farfetched is delicious, the most we have is slowpoke tails and miltank dairy products

>>283284613
>>283284977
>>283285093
The curious thing is that some entries of the Pokedex implies Pokemon do kill and eat each other in the wild, but I imagine those catched and raised by humans don't do that. For what is worth in the anime there's this Kabuto statue who depicts it hunting some unknown fish thing, who I think it may be the only time Pokemon have been depicted in an outright predator-prey relationship in the anime.

>>283285244
That does pose a dilemma, All pokemon seem to be self-aware and posses emotions ,yet they still hunt each other for food.

>>283281157
Yeah I'd give up if some little girl beat me up too

>>283281157
It's Garde
It's cute no matter what by default

>>283285622
He wasn't the one beaten up, his gard was, and it was is own stupid decision to make her fight the worst match up imaginable.
It's also kind of weird that we have such mundane jobs like his still in the Pokémon universe. I would think some flying type Pokémon could be trained to do the Amazon express thing, since in our world, drones are starting to do the job now.

>>283281053
Mystery Dungeon really didn't help matters either

>>283275849
>pokemon becomes international
>suddenly everything has to reflect the depressing lifestyle of the real world instead of a slight detached universe where having creatures with superpowers can make day to day living different

>>283285723
The pokemon world is a bit idealized , I assume they made laws so pokemon can't do jobs or work on their own without an owner or trainer to prevent the loss of jobs for people

>>283281095
Some of the nip names for Pokemon (especially from Gen 1) are terrible

>>283285920
We wouldnt want them taking our jerbs.

>>283285919
Not everyone can be Pokémon champion.
There will be someone who cleans the poke toilets. Hell, that is who you mostly fight in Gen 1, a bunch of bored, overworked blue collar workers with the same cookie cutter Geodudes and Machops.

>>283285920
if you were capable to train a pokemon to reach that level the least they can do is let you work with your pokemon. wy being a delivery boy when you can have gardevoir help you teleporting?

>>283286064
That's the logical conclusion
The things is, PokemonTM rarely does things that make sense

>>283286064
That's a reach. If normal pokemon are used for teleportation, then it's probably a job that's already saturated by licensed professionals.

>>283274759
I would fuck many pokemons in a heartbeat but i never understood the vaporeon meme, i know about the pasta and i don't get it.

>>283273214 (OP)
that gardevoir is a boy btw

>>283286199
She has a famous female VA.
You and everyone else saying that shit are wrong. Now get over it.

>>283286199
Very original post.

>>283281053
Gardevoir was the first, all the waifu Pokemons came after Gardevoir.

>>283282755
>I don't get why pokemon x human romance is such a taboo?
Where?

>>283286226
>he doesn’t know the very known anime trope

>>283274023
BUILT FOR BIG MUK COCK

>>283282755
because it’s considered pokephilia, none of them can speak and half of them are four legged/live in capsules

>>283279643
>THE NUMBERS ARE WRONG I AM GOING INSANE AHHHHHHH
you just said this

>>283278128
She's a fucking Playboy bunny, you retard.

>>283285953
Sounds like the standard dubfag cope.

They are gifting a Ralts with the mega Gardevoir stone right now in Z-A. The timing of this short is not a coincidence.
Also, for those curious, the Ralts is female.

>>283273214 (OP)
>KanaHana Gardervoir
That was one of the cutest things I've ever seen

>>283287024
Kind of funny really.
Mega Gardevoir is quite old, but she is being used to get people to buy the game instead of having one of the newer mega forms.
Kind of like Charizard.

This is what you get for being a jerk to the delivery boy.

Why do I hear pan flute music...

>>283287024
I think there is a movie poster in ZA of a galladexgardevoir plot. Pokemon company has completely devoted to just making gardevoir a fem mon

>>283287146
>give waifumon a form that is literally wedding dress

Yeah

I'm not a pokefuckers but i jerked off to gardevoir. I don't regret

>>283279691
>Brazilian Miku Gardervoir
for fucks sake dude I JUST fapped

>>283273214 (OP)
How did a wagie afford a megastone

>>283281095
Because the games use dubbed names

>>283279691
>drunkoak
love his art

>>283287336
He had it before becoming a wageslave.
Probably got the money beating up paper boys and janitors in Pokémon battles like what the MCs do in games.

>>283287360
Only if you play the localized versions. And the English names aren't universal to all translations.
Since this is /a/ there's also going to be more people watching the animation.

>pixiv blowing UP since yesterday with fanart of this dude and her gardervoir
I love this

>>283286531
Fucking kill yourself, gamefreak shill. Your dogshit kusoge are not even worth a pirate.

Would shiny Gardevoirs be the gyaru version?

>>283288011
But that black woman scientist is right, and you should listen to her.
Pokémon can be male, female, or have no gender at all since Gen2.

>>283274023
THEY FUCKED IN THE EPISODE LIVE ON SCREEN!

>>283288076
And that jewish garbage is implying humans can also be an "unknown" sex. Fuck you nigger.

Do pokefuckers find shiny ones more attractive?

>>283288138
No
But since they're rare they cope by saying yes

>>283279943
aight so when is team galactic reverse engineering gardevoir clones

>>283286812
I hate the Pokemon dub, but Articuno, Zapdos and Moltres are leagues above Freezer, Thunder and Fire.

>>283287456
>blowing up
Barely seen anything.

>>283288111
>unown don't have gender? must be the woke

>>283283921
>hate the huge breasted
This but for everything
t. flatgod

>>283288313
Hang your fucking self nuPokenigger.

>>283283115
Well, at least this is top fuel for that, nothing like give an actual male lead a face to help creators to direct their art not to mention all the created setting.

>>283288363
/v/ is two blocks down anon, you might find less pushback for scizophrenia there.

Why would I fuck an anime when my gf is hotter? I don't understand pokefuckers. Good thing they outlawed that shit in my town.

>>283288415
Wrong. All those worthless niggers are buying multiple copies of that kike kusoge. Fuck Gamefreak.

Oh dear, I wish there was a firewall to prevent /v/ermin from posting here.

Remember when girls were beautiful and they even slowly added in dating elements from Gen V onwards? Zero coincidences why that stopped.

>>283276872
why does his art just keep getting worse

>>283276728
Has Kanahana ever voiced a winner?

>>283286417
>none of them can speak

>>283288552
>Zero coincidences why that stopped.
Because the gen5 games sold like shit while the slop that was gen6 sold like hotcakes, it must suck that the game you put your passion on sells like garbage while the rushed mess is a bestseller.

>>283288552
>Zero coincidences why that stopped
The Pokemon Company bent the knee to the jews.

>>283282821
>after playing some ZA
Fuck you. Kill yourself consoomer shill.

>>283287456
>her
If only.

>>283288363
*beats a Drampa half to death*

>>283285060
Meat has proteins that can't be obtained from anywhere else. An all-vegan society would eventually starve and go extinct.

>>283289232
What the fuck is a "drampa"

>>283288011
So? wokeness has taken over all videogames but then >>283287024 happens.
If they are giving me what I want I don't care about forced propaganda. I am already immune to it.

>>283289366
>He gave money to the jews for kusoge
I hope you die violently, nigger.

>>283284977
>>283285335
Pokemon are barely more intelligent than dogs. Obviously the anime makes it seem like they're all more or less sentient for characterization purposes, but most are not meant to be human-level in intelligence or emotions.
Lapras is explicitely stated to understand human language, implying that it's not the norm for pokemon.

>>283289425
>Lapras is explicitely stated to understand human language, implying that it's not the norm for pokemon.

Not really, all that implies is pokemon don't inherently understand human speech,if some subhuman jeet starts yapping to me in Indian I won't understand him either.

>>283289366
>I am already immune to it
>"Yes Mr Goldberg have my entire life savings for this half assed dogshit buggy mess, multiple copies even"

>>283288967
Rarely, but once a blue moon she voices a winner.

Meloetta is so undereated

https://files.catbox.moe/tgpxft.png

>>283289399
Sorry bud, even if you don't live in America you also gave money to the juice at least once in your life time. Your phone, the internet you use... as long as its parent company pays taxes in the us they are with them.
>>283289540
>You gave money to them, that makes you one of them
see above too

>umm this is weird mkay?
>omg why didn't they do X or Y instead?
>just watch porn!!!
When the fuck did /a/ turn into normalfag central?

I want to nakadashi Gardevoir

>>283289745
>Your phone, the internet you use...
Essential things vs """""""entertainment"""""" you can choose not to buy. FUCK YOU nuPokenigger. Fuck GameFreak and fuck The Pokemon Company.

>>283289751
Almost a decade ago. This place is reddit 2.0 now.

>>283289751
the /v/ and /pol/ merge killed this 4chan

Always been my favorite.

>>283289942
Too bad this franchise has been bastardized beyond repair for me to enjoy shit.

>>283289973
Ehh
I never much cared for "canon" or "official" stuff since those were so fucked and sanitized to be enjoyable, we've reached a point where fanfics have better lore and care for the franchise.

>>283290038
That doesn't mean anything when you see this kind of bullshit. I fucking hate normalniggers so much. Damn it all to hell.

>>283288196
That's just what you're used to.

>>283290087
>That doesn't mean anything when you see this kind of bullshit.
To me it doesn't most know the average tendie takes any slop Nintendo gives them, no matter how shit it is, in a better world they would reject this blatant garbage and stop buying their shit,but they never changed.

>>283278128
>I must be the only person on this earth that doesn't see Lopunny sexually
>her mega form is just her wearing ripped tights and a sports bra
You blind mother fucker.

>>283278128
You're a massive ultra faggot

>>283290154
I don't give a fuck about nintendo, I just particularly hate nuPokeniggers. Yes, there's a difference, because some people only buy nintendo consoles for Pokemon games.
>t. used to be one of them

>>283289096
We were fucking winning until ESG came full force. Then Senran Kagura immediately died.

>>283273214 (OP)
Made for happy homes.

>>283290236
>Then Senran Kagura immediately died
Qrd?

>>283290199
Think the last Pokemon game I bough was X/Y, by that point the cracks were already showing but was still in denial.

the fuck is happening in this thread?

>>283290264
Sony retardation against Japanese games.

>>283290281
nuPokemon is garbage and has been for more than a decade now. That's what's fucking happening.

>>283289942
What's her "hairstyle" called? It's so cute

>>283290281
Off-topic /vpol/ derailment.

>>283290281
I guess people got done fapping.

>>283290281
/v/ faggots need to talk about their shitty games in the anime board.

>>283290300
But what happened exactly?

>>283289572
Meloetta is a great design ruined by being mythical. Gamefreak never understood that players actually want to *use* Pokemon on their journey.

>>283276827

Indonesia Batang Terminal Group?

But only held/accessory items can be used. Stuff like potions cannot be used for either actual competitive Pokemon(balance) or anime Pokemon(theres more logistics in item usage like trainer safety)

I hope this makes the seething fag seethe even more

>>283290601
I hope your pets die violently and painfully.

>>283289788
>internet
>essential
Lmao, you could be working on a farm the good old traditional way like the Amish do but here you are crying like a bitch because you cant ignore your imaginary enemies.

When you start doing things for yourself and not for others you might start enjoying life.
To make it more clear for you here is your /v/ food analogy mr /pol/tard:
I am buying milk because I am thirsty and feel like buying milk instead of any other beverage then the merchant says:
>"Thank you for buying our milk, we will use your money to deforest the amazon, genocide people and rape babies"
To which I just reply with
>"Why should I care if I didn't even ask you?". Then a seething lactose intolerant rat like you comes to me crying
>HOW CAN YOU DRINK THAT? DONT YOU KNOW ITS SHIT BECAUSE I CANT STAND IT? ALSO, YOU ARE FINANCING EVIL PEOPLE TOO!! HAHA BET YOU FEEL LIKE A SEMEN DRINKER NOW HAHA I ONLY CONSUME THEIR ONIONS BTW BECAUSE IT IS ESSENTIAL TO ME
when you are here with me buying at the same "juice-bomb-a-zutt" market.

see how stupid you look?

>>283290272
ZA continuing SV's blatant pozz with character designs while fucking removing the ability to disable autosave finished me on top of pre release DLCshit. Didn't even buy that shit but now I wouldn't even play a free copy.

Every time you think Pokeshit can't possibly get worse it finds a way. Just look at BDSP or these horrible new Mega designs. At least Victreebel is funny.

>>283290637
>imaginary enemies
Good goy.

>>283290637
Your schnozz is showing.

>>283290601
Where are the good pokemon games? Also:
>digifag
lmao

>>283288011
Anon, there's genderless Pokémon like Magnemite, or unknown gender Pokémon like most legendaries.

>>283288053
Shiny Gardevoir is just blue. Lopunny is the closest to a gyarumon

Maybe Jynx too but shes been practically retconned for political correctness too bad well never get a Mega version of it

>>283290705
Digimon has been mogging Pokemon hard this decade.

>>283290601
>Omegajob
We're laughing at you.

>>283290601
Worthless fucking nigger goy.

>>283290720
There are no sexless humans. Also worthless fucking nigger goy.

>>283288111
Define the gender of a bronzong.

>>283289751
You don't fight hard enough against the cancer like me.

>>283290831
Humans only have two sexes. That text is implying humans can have a third "unknown" sex. Fuck you nigger shill. Fuck gamefreak.

>>283288417
Kill yourself, normalfag.

>>283288138
Shiny versions of Pokemon often have shittier color palettes. Gardevoir is one of them.

>>283290243
it took her a long ass time to evolve her pokemon

Anime desperately needs more rape and loli to cure this collective infestation.

>>283290831
Hard like my cock retard.

>>283290945
This.

>>283290751
>There are no sexless humans.
Correct, there's never been a human in Pokémon that wasn't male or female.

>>283291016
>there's never been a human in Pokémon that wasn't male or female
This >>283288011 is trying to tell you otherwise you blind NIGGER ZOOMER.

>>283273214 (OP)
>>283274023
Cute.

>>283285953
Sirknight is absolutely one of them.

This is not what anyone thinks of when they say Sir KNIGHT. Like what the fuck? Gallades JP name Erureido actually sounds like a name but this is just some sloppily made Japanese pun

>>283291230
SIEG

>>283291230
It's not "Sirknight" though, it's "Sirnight".

>>283290751
>There are no sexless humans.
Wrong. You exist.

>>283291433
>>283291230
it's a play on words, for the japanese version of "come to me, my knight"

SAA KNIGHTO

>>283291442
have some mercy anon

>>283291474
Still spelled without a k

>>283291442
Very funny, nigger. Now face the wall.

>>283291560
I'm not turning my back to a faggot.

>>283291486
I haven't seen this one in over a decade, holy shit.

>>283291529
Still a shit japanese pun name they utterly fucked up on.

>>283290912
>Normalfag
Says the fuckers who need to have giant fucking tits on their pokemon. Seems to me you wanna fuck a human but aint got game.

>>283291642
Why the fuck would I ever want to touch 3DPD

>>283290601
>digimon

>>283291667
He's tourist shitter.

>>283290281
we’re apparently not allowed to have a nice thread without schizos coming in and shitting all over the place

>>283290281
Some people think cucumbers taste better pickled.

>>283282755
Because it's pretty much the equivalent to white girl behavior

TPC really saw what Palworld was doing and said “Well FUCK those guys, we can do that to!”

>>283292447
nuPokemon is not "nice" to begin with.

>>283292561
pal what

>>283291642
>wanting tits makes you a normalfag

>wakes up immediately
>doesn't shower before going to work
Disgusting smelly Nip

>>283292969
night showers are better and healthier

You know this series of shorts originated on their literal preschool channel, right? Stop being stupid, it’s the typical trainer story

>almost got killed
>doesn't pay enough attention that his Gardevoir tags along in the back with the packages
>goes back to being a wagie after an accident
>doesn't call insurance plus his company that he got hurt
>didn't even check his van for roadworthiness

>>283293088
he can't afford the mark on his driving record
also they can't find out his gardevoir was with him

>>283273214 (OP)
>>283275849
>>283275919
These shorts used to be posted to their literal preschool slop channel next to nursery rhymes and shit, stop being retarded. This is literally any other boy and his pet story, we've got several in this IP

>>283293068
>>283293209
>Stop being stupid, it’s the typical trainer story
Okay and? I'm still not going to consoom anything Pokemon related after they stabbed me in the back in 2016, so I'm not watching that trash. Fuck Gamefreak. Fuck The Pokemon Company.

>>283293510
What did they do to you?

>>283274759
look, no mater how many years I've spent on the internet, no matter if I've been fapping almost every day for the last 20+ years
I've never been into furry or any extreme bs, so yeah I would go right so hard Hilda would need a replacemente hip by 30

>>283290487
or get them, they cockblock myths behind events they sometimes never even release for some fucking reason

Just look at Arceus or Jirachi back then

>>283273214 (OP)
>Gardevoir
The name is SIR KNIGHT. And the pokemon is literally meant to be a man (trap).

Also, only mentally ill people think anything pokemon does is trying to subtly suggest having sex with animals. It's pure projecting.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
You think this is a fucking minor thing you god damned nigger?

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
/

>>283293540
>What did they do to you??

>>283293540
Lol you really enraged the autismus maximus

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
,

/v/ faggots need to go back to their containment board.

>>283293540
>What did they do to yo

>>283293689
Too late, she has already been damaged beyond repair.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
-

having a Gardevoir around seems comfy

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

>>283293689
>forgetting gen 4 already had ancient Pokemon marriage

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
https://corporate.pokemon.com/en-us/inclusion/

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
,

>melty spam
we get it, it's faggot tranny shit now. we don't need 100+ examples

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
-

>>283293903
But out of these ones only Crabominable is from 2016, what happened that year that was so terrible to you?

>>283274023
God she is so beautiful.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. What a mega schizo.

>>283294144
Ultra Beasts were cool, faggot.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
j

Gamefreak stole anon's IQ, so despicable!

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shZyg5VFI1Y

>>283294186
There is seriously something in the water, all internet discourse is becoming insufferable because of freaks like this

Anyway, have a Spheal in these trying times.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
/

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
=

>>283294278
try this

>>283273214 (OP)
I haven't interacted with anything Pokemon at all since Emerald and this was fucking adorable. KanaHana voicing a silly clingy Gardevoir is something I never thought would work so good.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

>>283287024
They probably made it female because otherwise people might evolve it into gallade by mistake.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

>>283294326
>and this was fucking adorable
Fuck you. The more people like you the more they keep violating this franchise. I'm not watching that fucking shit.

>>283274023
Built for human men

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
-

>>283294322
That's not kind to the poor Oddish.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
.

Schizo in rare form tonight

I bet he's one of those lunatics on twitter saying pokemon players should be killed

>>283293689
>anything pokemon does is trying to subtly suggest having sex with animals
Then why does the anime show multiple times of Pokemon having a crush on humans? Even the games mentioned stuff like that .

I don't know if I'm on /a/, /v/, /vp/ or /pol/ anymore.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you

>>283294278
>>283294322
ryo sex

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

>>283294448
We should merge all 3 along with /u/ and /y/.

>>283294482
umm, Ryou is human
we're here for Gardevoir sex

/a/nons what's your favorite Pokemon? Mine's Breloom

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?


>>283294438
I don't use jewish websites but they absolutely should be killed.

>>283294496
I am here to fuck humans AND pokemon

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
,

>>283294517
Based.

>>283294508
my precious bean for 25 years, even when he was shit

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?
n

big melty for a small-minded man

>>283294508
staraptor
him learning a fighting move when evolving was the coolest shit to me back then, and he's been my bro ever since

>>283294592
I'll never forgive nintendo for what nessa did to my penis

>>283293963
>>283294289
>Pokeshit even cut beautiful girls

>>283294592
It's ok
She's hot

>>283294289
What the fuck is this

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?


>>283294616
>>283294626
Kill your fucking selfves coomer niggers.

>>283294508
Spheal from the very instant I laid my eyes on it.

>>283294592
Nessa is the right kind of brown girl, faggot.

>>283294508
I like many, Audino's probably the personal more niche pick

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

>>283294633
It's a canon tranny in a Pokemon game.

>>283294641
Fuck you nigger lover zoomer gamefreak shill kike loving golem.

>>283294592
Nah, Nessa isn't a mistake.

>>283294634
>c**mer
How about you kill yourself instead, /v/ermin?

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

>>283294668
Nigger.

>>283294639
I remember having such high hopes for Pokemon after playing the Gamecube games

>>283294667
>It's a canon tranny in a Pokemon game.
Penny's a girl you absolute fucking retard.

autistic meltdowns are serious business

>>283294692
I'm as white as the moon mate. Nessa is canonically made for bleaching, just like Mallow.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

>>283294708
And so is Michelle "Big Mike" Obama you fucking kike.

>>283294508
Banette for me.

>>283294508
I have a big list of favorites so for the sake of convenience I'll say Scraggy (as well as Scrafty) and Croagunk are among them. I like the sleazy, low-energy look they have.

>>283293540
>What did they do to you?

Something tells me this fag even got banned from /pol/.

>>283294634
What can I say?
Nessa cured my racism ( against her)

>>283294667
you can't just keep calling every girl you don't want to fuck a tranny, lil bro

>>283293540
>>What did they do to you?

>>283294763
I only use /a/ and /v/ and they're both dogshit boards. Wish I would get permabanned.

>>283294763
Unfortunately I think it's way easy to ban evade these days, getting banned doesn't even mean anything anymore. That's why /v/ is virtually unusable

>>283294775
You can be a bigot and make exceptions against the good ones, anon.

>>283294508
THE 'PON

>>283294508
Tyrantrum because it's a Pokemon based in a motherfucking T. rex. What's not to love?

>>283294508
Pidgeot. I only played gens 1 to 3 and I really like birds.

Ah there goes the janny nigger. They don't like when I expose Gamefreak and TPC.
And now the thread goes back to sucking corporate cock. Fuck this jew website and fuck every single one of you retarded faggots. God I fucking hate you all so much.

Hey faggot NIGGER you missed my original post. >>283277614

>>283294896
Ogerpon is the best DLC legendary they've ever made, I hate urshifu and calyrex

>>283294969
>"dude i wish i got permabanned"
>instantly ban evades

>>283295002
Yes because they won't rangeban me no matter how hard I try. What the fuck is wrong with the nigger mods?

>>283278628
All gardevoirs are female

>>283295027
Fuck you.

>>283294940
Fuck you.

>>283294915
Fuck you.

>>283294888
Fuck you.

>>283294851
Fuck you.

>>283294804
ban evading will continue until mobile IPs are blocked entirely

Lazy hotpockets only even showed up because I finally used US law report option. They probably won't even come back to ban him again unless someone else does too.

>>283294915
This face is kind of unsettling

>>283295079
I do not use a phone. I use my computer. I am making it SO easy for them to rangeban the fuck out of me, WHY WON'T THEY?

>>283294969
Look man, i agree with you that everything post 3ds is fucking shit and a insult to humna intelligence, and fuck TPC, BUT no reason to spam the fucking website

>>283294969
Oh its the chimps that were publicly humuliated recently. Everything makes sense now.

>>283295045
I will

Aww that was a really cute animation I wonder what /a/ thought about i-
what the FUCK is going on

>>283295147
one man having a bad day,

Are you really all so desperate to consoom and unironically discuss this low effort GARBAGE? Fuck gamefreak. Fuck The Pokemon Company.

>>283294045
It never had that, you are just retarded.
It said pokemon and human's evolved from the same sub species.

>>283294439
>Then why does the anime show multiple times of Pokemon having a crush on humans
It doesn't. You're just autistic and can't read social cues.

>>283294940
Amazingly cute. KanaHana also was super cute as her.

>>283295107
>>283295168
you are a literal child throwing a tantrum over video gamds do your parents a favor and kill yourself already

>>283295165
I've had a bad couple of decades. Fuck you AI pajeet retard.

>>283295147
shartypol melty

>>283295185
>It doesn't.
It literally does tho, maybe you're just forgetting or just ignorant.

>>283295173
you can't ever hire a guy with a gardevoir

>>283295196
>over video gamds
Over a franchise that has been stabbing me in the back for almost a decade now.

Do these poketoons get fansubs? I cant stand dub.

>>283295147
As the one who asked that question, this was comedy gold. I didn't expect I was going to unleash an autismo wave.

>>283295229
Judging by the filenames in the above screenshots this one's been subbed already.

>>283295247
I hope you kill yourself violently.

No seriously I can't get over how cute KanaHana's sounds are

>>283295208
It literally doesn't. You just misread social cues because you have spectrum disorders and think platonic interaction is romantic.

>>283295255
Oh okay, that's awesome to know. I'll finally watch them then.

I got a shiny Gardevoir a couple days ago in ZA so I'm going to pretend that animation is about her.

I can't enjoy SHIT anymore.

>>283295269
Reminder that she's recently divorced. It might be your chance /a/!

>>283295289
>in ZA
Kill yourself gamefreak shill nuPokenigger. Fuck you and fuck your faggot ass kusoge.

>>283295289
her thing is crooked

>>283294896
>>283294976
Ogerpon is not only cute as a button, she's super strong.

She 1 v 4 four other legendary pokemon.
AND she's a world champ.

>>283295346
What the fuck is this shit

>>283295277
>You just misread social cues because you have spectrum disorders

I think you just described your whole issue , looks like you DO have some self-awareness after all.

>>283295289
dopey but cute face

>>283295337
Yeah there's something weird about that animation, since when standing still it looks fine.

>>283295289
That's a male SIRKNIGHT.

>>283295365
I had a feeling it was you. Genuinely mentally ill as fuck.

>>283295384
Kill. Your fucking. Self. Gamefreak shill zoomer.

>>283295364
Masked lolimon.

>>283295384
See those windows? They're just textures on a flat surface. This is what you're giving the jews money for.

>>283295419
That shit is not a goddamn Pokemon. FUKC YOU.

>>283295027
that’s a “I’m gonna touch his penis” look if I’ve ever seen one

>>283295364
That's Ogerpon. She's a cutie.
And she's killing Pecharunt, because Pecharunt killed her dad.

>>283295147
Biblical levels of autism rage.

>>283295337
too much naizuri bent it out of shape

>>283295517
Not a Pokemon. Kill yourself nuPokenigger zoomer. Fuck you.

>>283295537
can't she just use her physic powers to directly stimulate you?

I'm going to buy copies of ZA for me and my two nephews just to spite this sperg

>>283295045
Fuck you.

>>283295597
I'm going to skin your family alive with my bare hands. Nigger.

>>283295567
Sure but sometimes you just want to get physical.

>>283295567
she can but she knows you like rubbing more so she puts up with it

I fucking hate you all.

>>283295663
You know nothing of hatred, child.

>>283275378
>Jinx is a yukionna so a typical japanese folklore monster.
Specifically a yukionna that is a ganguro. The joke being that Ykionna, whose skin is dark because they are corpses of women who froze to death, are like Ganguro, whose skin is dark because of spray tans.

>>283295680
Your mother. I'm probably twice your age considering you're mindlessly buying kusoge and consooming low effort trash.

>>283295541
While I agree with you most new Pokemon are trash, Ogerpon gets an exception because she is CUTE.

Just look at that face. Can you honestly say you wouldn't give her a big ol' hug?

>>283295264
I hope you never get banned so we can still laugh at how retarded you are.

>>283295722
Kill yourself nuPokenigger nigger. Go fuck yourself.
I would murder that piece of shit with a knife.

>>283295730
Wish granted. Fuck the nigger mods and fuck you.

>>283294915
>>283295027
I always imagined they were taller.

>>283295767
They're tall by 10 year old standards

>>283295295
HMMMMMMMMMM

How do we feel about lesbian Gardevoir?

Gardevoirs seem possessive

>>283295767
Probably got an XXS.

>>283295767
The "official" average is 5ft but varies.

>>283295762
>I would murder that piece of shit with a knife.
You don't have enough power. Ogerpon solo'd four legendary pokemon by herself.

She'd murder you. No diff.

>>283295805
>>283295823
Fucking seriously? You have to be fucking kidding me.
Fuck these trash ass "games". Kill everyone working at gamefreak.

>>283295798
If she isn't interested in me there's no point.

>>283273214 (OP)
What a noob. A gardevoir against a steel type. Lmao.

>>283295837
>Zoomerspeak
I genuinely hope you suffer as your soul leaves your body extremely slowly.

>>283295687
Wait I thought frosslass was the yukionna