Thread 283289013

Tell me about Konata. Why does she buy the sausage?

>>283289013 (OP)
Konata is a dead meme exhausted by the browns who finally got access to Lucky Star in the past few years. Back to the graveyard you go, gremlin.

>>283289013 (OP)
She needs protein to grow.

>>283289138
Konata is a cat, actually.

Think about what a sausage resembles.

>>283291096
A hotdog?

>>283289013 (OP)
She's eating for three.

>>283294579
I would fuck that gremlin

>>283294579
how can she be so perfect bros?

>>283294579
I'll take the Hiiragi sisters in the bottom right.

>>283295516
That belly is bringing me sexual harm

>>283294579
Hi, I'm adult men.

>>283297324
god fucking fuhckgvj

>>283289013 (OP)
This character must be mtf, no biological woman could be that much of a weeb.

Never imagined in 2007 that I would one day understand the lyrics to Motteke Sailor Fuku

>>283299232
>slowpoke.png
the fanbase already cracked that one a decade ago

Three centimeters of what?

>>283299535
per second

>>283299349
the only thing cracked here is your egg, oldfag

>>283299918
A tad too slow, isn't it?

>>283299944
Hey - if the shoe fits...

moshi moshi

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

>>283300286
>this entire post

Blue pubes

>>283300286
Have you considered rope?

>>283299120
I must kiss it

>>283300518
careful with that edge anon

>>283300286
That's not how we space our posts on this forum, newfag. Lurk more.

Kagami is the only lesbian in Lucky Star

>>283300286
Consider the following.

>>283300286
>She is also nice
Damn, you must really be infatuated with Konata to miss how much of an asshole she is.

>Konata-chan
>An asshole

>>283301303
Especially to Kagami, poor girl

>>283301384
It's just friendly bantz m8

>>283301888
Konata is an asshole and so are you.

>>283291069
Those are bunny ears.

>>283302220
And those?

>>283299329
The only good version is endoh's.

>>283302624
Did we even watch the same anime? Anyone who's seen enough of Lucky Star can tell you that Konata can hardly go 5 minutes without being an asshole to Kagami. Let's be honest here, she's no saint.

>>283300525
Her long, swishy hair will never not heal muh dick.

What did she mean by this?

>>283300286
Careful with that pasta, anon; it's an antique.

>>283289138
Retard you tube has been in the third world for as long as it has been in the first world
People always have known her

>>283301888
Nothing says "friendly bantz" like placing a wet bar of soap behind your showering friend so that you can watch her slip, causing just that to happen, only for you to miss it because you were too busy teasing another friend in the meantime. Idk, if you ask me, that's peak asshole behavior.

>>283289138
But brownoids only watch shonen, they literally can't survive SoL.

i like the funny blue creature

>>283297324
Licking Konata's sweaty arms and legs.

>>283299232
fujos exist and they are more weeb than konata

>>283291037
I'll give her some protein.

>>283299232
Hot take: Konata is a tomboy - just not a tomjock, but rather a tomnerd (or more specifically "tomweeb" if you will).

>>283304534
Do the schlick more than Konata too?

>>283294579
I call them fools

Kagami getting home from work late and flopping to bed still half dressed!
Kagami eating cup ramen and drinking bottom shelf wine out of the bottle during her time off!
Kagami getting scolded by her boss! Kagami showing up late to a meeting! Kagami staying after hours to fix a product for the third time! Kagami missing the last train and sleeping in her cubicle!
Kagamin noticing crows' feet on her face!
Kagami looking at pictures from her high school years!
Kagami getting stood up on a date!
Kagami getting rejected for being a Christmas cake!
Kagamin who never checks her phone because no one ever calls her!
Kagami huddled under the covers crying herself to sleep quietly!
Kagami with no friends! Friendless Kagami! Kagami all alone!

>>283305567
I can SAVE her

>>283289138
you are stupid

>>283302816
Kagami loves it, though.

>>283305662
It's too late anon

>>283305955
whoa, she is literally me

>>283289013 (OP)
I don't know when she could get one from me for free

>>283300286
That post belongs in a museum

>>283304335
thats my job

>>283305955
It's never too late!