Thread 283377436

Why is it okay to wife monster girls but not Gardevoir?

>>283377436 (OP)
Simes, lamias, spiders, harpies, centaurs, and ghosts are all perfectly fine.

because she's like a piece of asparagus with eyes

>>283377452
Asparagus are cute too

As long as it's;
>Sexually mature for it's species
>Possesses human-level intelligence
>Can communicate well enough to express consent
Then play ball

>>283377436 (OP)
There's idiots who see her as just another dumb beast to be treated like a dog.

>>283377436 (OP)
Because Lopunny mogs this piece of green garbage.

>>283377436 (OP)
Gardevoir can be a man

>>283377436 (OP)
>>283377464
Look at this creature
Its so fucking cute it fills me with tears
I would adopt this cute being and raise it like a daughter

>>283377574
>Daughter
What if it's male? You going to let him evolve into Gallade or Gardevoir?

>>283377550
my Male Gardevoir fucking swept Platinum. Damn even as a Ralts he saved me from Barry's Prinplup. I will always love my Bishounen Badass

>>283377451
>>283377464
>>283377494
>>283377539
>>283377574
Repent, furfags.

>>283377607
Did mega Gardevoir really need two red things sticking out of her chest?

>>283377616
I hope 2009 /b/ see's this post bro.

>>283377626
1 in the center impedes titfucking her master. Lamarckian evolution demands she adapt to free the cleavage

Built for big
>Dusknoir (old man)
>Gengar (gyaru-oh)
>Muk (ugly bastard)
>Mimikyu (bowlcut shota)
Cocks

>>283377626
*His

>>283377688
The only thing super effective against Gardevoir is hard steel-like objects

>>283377747
But anon, I need to get Shadow Sneak and Destiny Bond

>>283377494
back to twitter

>>283377727
faggot

because their a miner

>>283378152
What do they mine?

>>283377452
So fucking her will make my pee smell weird?

>>283377436 (OP)
Out of all the pokemon, it's the one
But like... Still not quite human enough

>>283377436 (OP)
gardevoir is not a monster girl, its just a human with green skin and ugly short hair

>>283378421
>ugly short hair
It's beautiful

>>283378421
She has pointy bits on the side of her head, lives in the forest singing and dancing with the animals and wears green.
She's an elf.
Also, ur a faget for hating on her hair.

>>283377616
>I'm in a thread full of things I hate, Now I'm trying to get them to "repent" what ever that means. What do I do?

>>283377626
>the red spikes on their chests are their hearts
>Gardevoir opens its heart when it mega evolves
>Gallade wears its heart on its sleeve when it mega evolves
Kino.

>>283378421
Gardevoir can be a monster boy

>>283378467
Mega Garde is also wearing a weeding dress.
But shiny Garde's mega evolution with the black dress is even cuter.

Pokemon and Digimon are slippery slopes.

>>283377574
Daughter wife, sure.

>>283377616
She's a plant, bro.

>>283378421
That's basically a monster girl.

>>283378421
>pocket monster
>not a monster

>>283377452
I'd fuck asparagus if it was voiced by hanakana

>>283379105
She may look like a leek but she's a psychic fairy.

>>283377464
Brother sleeps like a shenmue character

>>283378912
She's so CUTE! I can't take it!

Reminder: Gardevoirs don't have boobs.

>>283380115
This this this

>>283380115
Pokemon sprites do not depict several things, such as the fact Pokemon of the same kind will vary wildly in size
Thus we may conclude that some Gardevoir are flat, others are Busty.

>>283380115
don't care

>>283377436 (OP)
Says who?

>>283380115
I reject your reality and substitute my own.

>>283377494
>Sexually mature
Get a load of this normalfag

>>283380115
Based and literally canon.

feed your Gardevoir guys

>>283377436 (OP)
Gardevoir is a pet, monster girls are presented as possessing human-level intellect and conciousness.

>>283381098
Gardevoir's are very smart

>>283377494
I don't get meme like these
Ash doesn't have a Gardevoir
Tai has never seen a Lilithmon or Beelstarmon

>>283377436 (OP)
that’s a male gardevoir btw.

>>283381175
My wife is so stylish.

>>283381096
it can join the others

>>283381098
>psychic mind reader pokemon is not smart enough

>>283381175
this is why you must dress your gardevoir, they have no idea what they're doing

>>283381236
Unimaginable.

a cat is fine too

>>283381397
better then gardeshit

>>283381423
>>283381397
¿por qué no los dos?

hello again /v/

>>283381580
fucking brat

>>283381125
This is high art

>>283381562
The more I look at that, it's probably 2lewd4/a/. So I deleted teh uploaded file and am linking it instead.
https://files.catbox.moe/vmcgao.jpg

boing

>>283377616
I hate furshit, but I still like Gardevoir.

so is the gown like silk weaved from little embedded spinnerets via her psychic power or is it skin flaps? if it rips how gruesome is the wound?

>>283382435
it's just clothes. they can take it off and wear something else if they want

>>283377727
i dont understand this shitposting

i have seen it in every single post about gardevoir in the last week

>>283381197
Kinda weird seeing humanoids like Mr. Mime eat from a pet bowl.

>>283381096
Why would I feed it other men?

>>283384055
You gotta dispose of the bodies somehow.

>>283377436 (OP)
Gardevoir is essentially a monstergirl.

Are there somewhere english subs for this short animation?

>>283380115
thats even better

>>283377436 (OP)
What does her hair even feel like when you touch it? like does it feel like you're touching a frog or something like that?

>>283377688
can you give an example of a bowlcut shota hentai? I've seen memes about them for years but I've never seen them

>>283383253
You had to have played pokemon emerald
>Rival gets a raltz
>I want one too!
>Capture one
>Eventually evolves
>WTF this thing looks like a girl?
>Male Gardevoir
The seething it made so many kids have them, that to this day, everyone knocks out male ralts and keeps searching for female ones.

Nobody uses gallade.

>>283377436 (OP)
But I would wife both?

>>283381397
Green girls are simply better

>>283385524
Liko's cat literally is a clingy girlfriend in the current anime

>>283385625
To this day I dont understand the logic in giving this pokemon a miniskirt and curvy hips. Surely. Surely somebody noticed during the process.

>>283377436 (OP)
But why is everyone ok with having sex with this thing but you get in troubles by saying you want to have sex with May or Dawn...

>>283385748
Animals are more okay to fuck than children

>>283385748
Gardevoir is fully evolved, officer.

>>283385783
Anon she's literally a kemono. Lightyears away from being dangerously cheesy.

>>283377494
>That picture
I. Must. Reply.

>>283380115
>t.
I don't care. Fuckable monsters are the only good thing about that shit franchise.

>>283385748
>but you get in troubles by saying you want to have sex with May or Dawn...
never happened

>>283385748
Faggots and hags that weren't a problem until last decade. No one cared about the ages of anime girls, let alone had influence.

>>283384911
need more Yandere Gardevoir

Okay how come there hasnt been human-pokemon hybrids yet

>>283386204
why do you think humans with green hair and psychic powers exist?

>>283386204
There was a manga of that
We don't talk about it

>>283380115
>>283385909
https://youtu.be/nDDoqAksEn0?si=1bDLVygOwUVhtTlc

Yorokobe Shounen.

With the advent of AI image generation the world will be free from moralfags and off model complainers.

The world will belong to gooners. What right do we have to stand in the way of anon generating Gardevoir getting raped in raped in a train in the style of Asanagi as her huge off model tits bounce joyfully.

>>283386204
>>283386247
this
Pokegirls HAVE been getting fucked and giving birth to humans with weird powers.

>>283386204
You mean Ash?

>DECADES later after her generation was released she's still THE waifufag pokemon
>still gets a ton of fanart daily
>the new scene of the anime only cemented that fact even more
>even more fanart of her is being created as of this moment
How did she do it? No other Pokemon could get anywhere near her level.

Ningen can (not) breed pokemons.

>>283386533
Not with that attitude!

>>283386522
made to be THE wife

>>283386522
>How did she do it? No other Pokemon could get anywhere near her level.
Amazing design and its honestly safe waifufagging without it being too weird for the casual fan. In fact, most people find her cute anyway.
Essentially, safe horny.

>>283386522
Uncontrollable urge to headpat.

>>283386740
The pics I got sure ain't safe.

>>283380559
why's my wife holding my cocksleeve like that?

>>283386522
As her central gimmick is a strong desire to protect and care for her owner I would posit that men who want to fuck Gardevoir are seeking such traits in a partner, in other words mommy issues are to blame for her popularity
There's a reason so much r34 of her has the typical Buxom and curvy features often associated with MILFs even though she is canonically a waif.

>>283387008
Thanks, Freud.

>>283387008
Sasuga, Furoido-san.

If not wife, then why wife shaped?

If I impregnate my digimon partner what will be of my offspring?

>>283387233
none, all Digimon are male and made of data

>>283387260
You've failed to consider this;
Nuh-uh

>>283387008
>everything is sex with your mother, except actual sex with your mother which is fine

>>283385524
Manga Scarlet wouldn't act like that.

>>283387008
Freudian also prescribed Cocaine so I'm not sure about his opinion.

>>283386348
IT'S SOULLESS GARBAGE WITHOUT THE HAND OF A REAL PERSON MAKING IT!

>>283387008
>wanting a caring and kind partner
>THAT MEANS YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER

>There's a reason so much r34 of her has the typical Buxom and curvy features
I'd argue that's because most of her art is from degen furry artists that are physically incapable of drawing anything normal sized

>>283387589
Truly depressing. These tasteless niggers ruin everything, I have to dig through pages of GARBAGE to find a single gem.

>>283387648
I know your pain brother.

>>283387648
fr

I need to use a bunch of blacklist tags just to try and filter out the garbage

>>283386522
Made to be princess carried.

>>283387781
wife

>>283377451
Holy jpg.

BEHOLD

A WIFE

>>283387816
I kinda like that this artist changed their handle and went full SFW.

>>283387816
she's faking being injured so that she gets princess carried, isn't she?

>>283387976
A shame he doesn't draw gardevoir anymore.

>>283385831
Gets me every time.

This episode indoctrinated a fresh batch of children into Gardevoir faggotry down the line

>>283388051
The future of gardevoir wife art is secure

>>283386740
It also helps that she's a psychic type and can fully understand each other with words

>>283388018
Oh, no, there is a lot of brandon gardevoir, it's just all sfw antics now.

Do people only like Pokemon because of the prospect of Pokemon fucking? This short gets way more traction than any of the other ones or normal pokemon series.

>>283388146
It's all years old.

she's only a pocket monster you sick fuck

>>283388147
It's the games

All my feminine-looking Pokemon that can be male are male, no exceptions.

>>283388146
based sceptile defending his master from this shotacon

>>283388160
It's a shame. Always thought his Brendan/Garde stuff was really cute.

>>283388160
>>283388411
feels bad man

>>283388146
>it's just all sfw antics
And that's a good thing, the goonerslop is really overwhelming and boring at this point

>>283377436 (OP)
I prefer Kirlia (with a penis)

I do find the simple slice of life antics with the pokemon to be more endearing than any sort of porn.

>>283388567
but that pokemon clearly wants to fuck

>>283388567
>I do find the simple slice of life antics with the pokemon to be more endearing than any sort of porn.

True, boner of the soul is better than a normal boner

>>283388595
Yes but she's constantly clam jammed.

>>283388631
The clam jamming is entertaining. Her bean must be painfully purple by the time the series ends.

>>283377436 (OP)
>There was already like a bajillion Gardevoir artwork already out
>Episode voiced with KanaHana comes out and another explosion of art happens

can she cook?

>>283388631
Brandon needs to grow a pair and just fuck her.

>>283388893
a gardevoir already knows when you want to fuck

>>283388767
I wanna know if she can do my homework for me.

>>283388613
oh hey, an excuse to post this

>>283388767
>KanaHana
How the mighty has fallen. From starring in every anime out there to voicing a Gardevoir saying Ssssaaarrr. How shameful

>>283386844
translation?

>>283386844
I can't believe this short created so much fanart. Nintendo should commission a few manga about this duo and other pokes

>>283388910
>tfw reads your mind, senses your horniness then gets horny herself

>>283377616
>Has no fur
What did he mean by this?

>>283380115
FLAT IS JUSTICE

>>283388411
Septile is hilarious

>>283389252
All VAs voiced Pokemon at one point in their careers.

She's a hag now and is lucky she's still getting roles.

need gardevoir wife

>>283391343
>Cucked by your own Pokemon

Impressive

>>283388930
Gardevoirs are very intelligent and can do anything a human can do but they don't inherently have access to all human knowledge. The Gardevoir would have to have done all the prerequisites to do the homework.

>>283392250
By the time you evolve a ralts into a Gardevoir they've spent enough with humans to become civilized, all that's left is teaching it.

>>283392250
Well she's at a computer so it's at least safe to assume she has the internet and can search up how to do anything she doesn't know.

>>283388930
>>283392250
With a body that's humanoid, size like a slightly below average women, implied higher level of sapience due to its psychic nature, and ability to communicate via emotional wavelengths, there's no reason for a single trainer living in a city to treat his Gardevoir as anything less than a person. It's no different than living with a non-english speaking girl with psychic powers.

>>283392503
She could easily learn to speak telepathically.

Is it weird that I like all this waifufaggotry not because I like Pokémon, or the fanart, or even Gardevoir itself, but just because of the nostalgia for 2008ish 4chan?

>>283392673
Any thread where we can argue and debate and agree and disagree and praise and insult each other without bringing up politically-charged buzzwords is a good thread.

>>283392582
If a Meowth can learn to speak with just a bit of effort, then an actual powerful psychic could learn it overnight. Actually, Meowth brings up a lot of rather uncomfortable questions about pokemon. If he can just do that, does that mean all pokemon have human level intelligence and are just OK with humans treating them like animals? Is the entire series the result of a species-wide petplay fetish?

>>283392764
Meowth is an ultra prodigy.

>>283392792
meowth is a fucking cat

>>283377436 (OP)
it's not. only a bunch of degenerates from /vp/ do

>>283392764
That brings up the difference between the anime's world, where most of the pokemon are depicted as fully sapient, and the game world where there are clearly varying levels of intelligence.
Of course, the various games do drop hints of humans and pokemon having romantic relationships.
And then there were those leaks... which surprisingly, didn't involve any gardevoirs.

>>283392764
>>283392839
Meowth views himself as a 'human' and henchman, not necessarily Jessie and James' Pokemon.

It's why that female Meowth cucked him with a Persian, his knowledge of human language turned him more human than Pokemon.

Then you have Mewtwo who is the Magneto of the franchise.

>>283393112
Forgot the name, but doesn't James have one pokemon with him that has a crush on him?

>>283392839
Maybe I've been living under a rock for a decade, but what are those leaks about?

>>283393157
Yes, Weepinbell/Victreebel then Mareanie

>>283392764
>If a Meowth can learn to speak with just a bit of effort
It required unlearning all Meowth skills.

>>283393258
And Meowth is still strong enough to one shot an Empoleon with a normal attack. You cannot apply this to other regular pokemon.

>>283393176
There were some stories written by Game Freak staff during the development of Diamond and Pearl to be used as background lore. Some were insane like the infamous tale of a Typhlosion that drugged a girl in the mountains, then kept her as his wife and she had a child with him. Ones like that were never really intended to be true stories, more like legends and folklore within the game world. However the finished games did hint at them, with the Canalave Library stating that the line between Pokémon and people used to be blurred and the two would often intermarry. Then in Legends Arceus there was a sidequest about a man discovering his ancestor married a Froslass disguised as a human.

As for Gardevoir, the only thing we learned about them from the leak was that its beta design was pic related.

>>283393176
There was a bunch of leaked files from Gamefreak servers a bunch of years ago. There was a bunch of weird dirty storys about pokephilia mixed in with what you'd expect. That's where the molester typhlosion thing came from. But no Gardes.

I prefer lovey-dovey sex with big-breasted spiders.

>>283393827
Ew

>>283393578
>its beta design was pic related
Thank god they reconsidered.

>>283377494
Who are the hos to the side of tai

>>283393853
Whats wrong, scared of spiders or something punk?

>>283393905
No, I was referring to the big b**bs

>>283392839
>they went with childhood friends now cohabitating as adults
Glad the first popular relationship to come out was wholesome even if not standard Folklore, those alternatives in that image aren´t exactly as pure as that anime short.

Would you teach your gardevoir to drive?

>>283394029
Why drive when one can teleport?

>>283394029
No, but I would make her give me many blowjobs until she's good at it She can read emotions so she'll become good at it extremely fast

>>283393998
>a devoted lifelong companion that helps you manage house and work
No ring, no papers, but that is essentially a marriage.

>>283394052
>>283394056
>Cum in her mouth
>She teleports it to her womb

>>283377539
>Because Lucario mogs this piece of green garbage.
I agree.

>>283394083
>cum inside and she uses barrier on her vagina so it can't leak out

Bros, is there any DS game with Ralts available early? I want to journey with my wife Gardevoir.

if this is possible, then an asparagus fairy can as well.

>>283394029
no, I'd have her concentrate on looking at the future

>>283394092
Lucario is for Digimon fans and furries.
So for Digimon fans.

>>283392387
wow cute garde

>>283394141
Platinum. Not really early but the most simple.

>>283394128
DS or 3DS? If 3DS is good, then X/Y and the Ruby/Sapphire remakes are your best bet since you can get Ralts pretty early on. Otherwise, Platinum will be your best chance, and even then it's a little ways into the game. Every other DS game requires trading or access to post-game content.

>>283393112
Needed more Meowth in clothes.

>>283394265
>lucario is for Pokemon fans and furries
>garedvoir is for Pokemon fans and furries
Yep yep yep.

Go back to your containment schizo thread in /ghost/

>>283394317
Whoops, meant to quote >>283394141

>>283394128
Fully expected her to block to prevent insemination.

>>283394309
>>283394317
Damn. Platinum it is then, been a long time since I played it last time. Thanks anons.

>>283394396
An obsessive girl like a Gardevoir, preventing her trainer from impregnating her?

>>283394436
The conflict of not wanting to waste a single drop, but not wanting to raise any eyebrows either.

>>283394317
Actually, I would be open to 3DS game if you could direct me to a good emulator for PC. I never bought 3DS or Switch, despite playing on GBC, GBA, DSi. Reviews on release of XY weren't good and GameFreak + Nintendo kept making questionable decisions but it would be nice to check out the games after all.

>>283394436
Yandere garde who prevents her trainer from having any relationship with any human female, leaving him no choice but to impregnate her.

>>283394489
What dumbass trainer wouldn't want to impregnate their gardevoir? You get psychically powerful sons out of it, a step above normal humans.

>>283389469
so, she's ok with anal?

>>283394489
yandeoir's seem scary

>>283394523
>impregnating gardevoir to create Newtypes

>>283394551
She'd probably share in your pleasure but would really prefer vaginal. They strike me as family oriented pokemon, probably very good home makers.

>>283394598
Don't psychic humans already exist in setting? So someone is clearly fucking their pokemon.

>>283394648
Oh yeah, Sabrina was a gym leader back in gen one. But then, in the game, was she herself psychic, or was that something added in the anime?

>>283394523
>>283394598
What would come out of a Gardevoir-Human hybrid? Would it be a pokemon or a human? Would the state chase you for it?

>>283394689
She's psychic in the games too, but more emotionally stunted/stoic rather than malicious like in the anime.

>>283394523
At this point, I'm prioritizing the emotional bond first. That 'I'm here for you' feeling. The kinky stuff can come later.

>>283394694
What would come out of a Gardevoir-Human hybrid?
It would be a little green-haired elf.
>Would it be a pokemon or a human?
Yes
>Would the state chase you for it?
There are no laws against Pokemon, Batman.

How come there's no game where the MC is a highly intelligent Pokemon passing as a trainer?

>>283381048
>Gardevoir sleep sitting
This position can mean only one thing...

>>283394753
>The kinky stuff can come later.
like slow and cuddly sex while holding hands under the blankets

>>283394833
>second spoiler
MOOOOOOOODS

>>283377436 (OP)
Because batman says so. You wanna be like the joker?

>>283394833
As well as waking up to her still holding you in a loving embrace.

>>283394831
She could sleep right on top of you with you locked inside of her

>>283394694
>What would come out of a Gardevoir-Human hybrid? Would it be a pokemon or a human? Game mechanics say it will be the same species as the mother

>>283390483
A married hag.

>>283394833
>>283394875

>>283394910
Game mechanics are retarded and gay.

>>283394943
Is she attracted to him because he looks like her with the green bits taken off?

>>283380115
Maybe if they have a human parent

>>283395074
HUMAN HERITAGE
>B cups

>>283394978
She's attracted to him because she's a figment of his imagination and doesn't exist

>>283389364
That's not fanart, that's official art from a pokemon twitter.

>>283395317
Wow the same as me!

>>283377436 (OP)
Enough about goodie psychics. I want a DARK type female humanoid pokemon to humiliate me and have crazy sex with after a long day of bickering with each other.

>>283395481
sounds miserable

>>283394943
>it's actually left to right, and not right to left
Booooo

>>283395481
Being born in a shithole is already enough torment why would I want to make it worse.

>>283385231
I see one on second page of "shota femdom" results on panda. Didn't take much effort.

Would you watch this play?

>>283395790
Replace Gallade with me.

>>283393258
No, just Pay Day.

>>283392839
There was this fanfic with a trainer who got a severely abused female Ralts as his starter mon and he got her to warm up to him and he later fucked her after she evolved to Gardevoir but alas, the author took it down.

>>283377436 (OP)
because monster girls tend to be able to speak.

Gardevoir doesn't pass the Harkness test, thus it isn't moral to give them the dick. They're animals, sophisticated animals I guess, but animals all the same.

>>283395816
>the author took it down.
for what purpose
why do cunts have to do this

>>283395862
telepathy

>>283385689
What do you mean? It's just a cute pet, nothing weird about it.

>>283393157
>one
Every single grass mon he's had

There are a lot of animals that will try to hump/sex humans they really like. Do you imagine Pokémon are the same?

>>283393887
Lilithmon and Beelstarmon

>>283396025
Certain powerful Pokemon were roleplaying spirits, onis, and gods in the ancient days. You know how in mythology people were getting fucked by bulls, swans, monsters, and so on? That was a literal part of Pokemon's history.

>>283388010
Yes, and Delcatty sees through it completely.

>>283394930
divorced hag*

>>283393578
oo, was it going to be another grass/psychic? That's cool

>>283395862
>using Dr. Who as a reference
I've seen humans worse than rabid animals and making them speak our language doesn't excuse them from being one. You’re just a midwit cosplaying morality rules from a fucking TV show.

>>283387990
she's too happy. must corrupt and make sad

Going by how meowth simped so fucking hard he became almost human, if a Gardevoir became that obsessed with a human, it would do the same thing.

>>283394481
>Reviews on release of XY weren't good
Huh? They were adored when they first released, by players and critics. That wore off within a couple months and since then they've been viewed much more critically, but at the time of release they were super beloved.

>>283396449
I didn't express myself well. While reviews were positive, they didn't sound good to me. Like the fact there was no postgame. Or all the other steps backwards compared to previous games.

>>283394765
>What would come out of a Gardevoir-Human hybrid?
Children are the same species as the mother in Pokémon.

>>283396569
The things I wish I could do to her.

>>283396569
Lol

>>283396595
>>283396597
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761785686427235.webm

>>283396569
Pokemon has some great brown girls too.

>>283396569
>>283396637
>septum ring
disgusting

>>283396637
The fuck is that?

>>283396669
A brown goddess. She's complicated but you can fix her.

>>283396569
>Nose ring

Gardewife
>You get to raise her from her first stage
>Won't cheat on you
>Won't hit the wall
>Will protect you
>Will use telepathy instead of using woman-speak that leads to misunderstandings

>>283385748
I literally fapped to down for 3 hours earlier today

>>283394029
I would never do something so mean

>>283377494
is the new digimon gemu any good?

How does a wagie have a pokemon you have to train

>>283397303
What stops you from having a wifemon and a plant + water type and just going to the forest and live there comfortably?

>>283397218
I'm too cheap to buy it until it goes on sale, but everyone says it's great.
Only big criticisms I've seen are that it was clearly rushed just a little, since right at the end you get like, a dozen side quests dumped on you, and the roster, while pretty big, lacks a handful of fan favorites, but most of them have been sussed out as being part of DLC.
Also even though you can ride a lot of Digimon, you can't get a lot of the pretty lady Digimon like Angewomon and Lillithmon to carry you.

>>283377436 (OP)
Ok then convince me on why it's ok and how is it different than a white girl fucking her dog?

>>283397555
No, go back to /v/.

>>283397555
Sapience motherfucker.

>>283396173
>Literally divorced last month
>36 years old
>No children
DAMMIT, LET ME INNNNNNN

>>283397720
>divorced
You don't want this.

>>283397867
More for me.

>>283397867
>On September 14, 2025, Hanazawa and Ono announced their divorce on their social media accounts, citing different lifestyles and being unable to spend time together as their reasons.
Yes, I do.

>>283377436 (OP)
Actually watched the short just now
Very cute

>>283397917
In a perfect world every man would have their gardewife

>>283397912
I will be her turnip.

>>283398001
We really are here forever.

>>283380115
But Nidoqueen does? And I guess women don’t have cleavage either. You will cease this gay propaganda alright?

>>283377494
pokemon cannot consent

>>283398023
Truly.

>>283397469
doesnt sound too bad since im not attached to any digimon in particular
>you can't get a lot of the pretty lady Digimon like Angewomon and Lillithmon to carry you.
fucking kusoge
well i guess ill wait for a sale like you

>>283397469
Not being able to ride Brachiomon is a real let down

>>283398355
>>283398519
I can understand there's some limitations just by design, but some of them are inexcusable.
I'm hoping they'll remedy this with a patch with the DLC.

>>283395877
Too edgy and he grew older, apparently. The fanfic was pretty gritty, too. One of MC's other mons outright died.

I remember he re-uploaded the first two chapters somewhere but I can't find them anymore. I only remember him having a deviantart account and a twitter account and him occasionally posting Gardevoir art on both.

>>283398072
YEah but if I got on about how much I want to ravage Misty's little loli lumps, I get called other names than just degenerate.

>>283399409
Just respond to them with this. It's my new go-to.

>>283399497
>normies
That's just Ieddit's normalfagged version of normalfaggot.

>>283398072
>self censorship
twatter nigger opinion discarded

>>283380383
>muh games
It doesn't matter.

>>283377436 (OP)
Anime and games have different canons.
In the anime, all Pokemon have human-level intelligence. They just don't know how to talk except for the super geniuses or Meowth, who had to bend over backwards and permanently stunt his combat power and ability to evolve just to do so.
In the games, Pokemon are not suggested to be very intelligent in general. Lapras's dex entry remarks on the fact that it can understand human speech, and the fact that such an ability needs to be noted implies that it's the exception, not the rule. Or in other words, Pokemon in the games are more on par with dogs. They can be trained to understand commands, but you can't really have a conversation with them, even a one-sided one.

What I'm saying is that you can fuck an anime Gardevoir but not a game Gardevoir.

>>283381397
sex

>>283399615
Yeah and you can't use the modern f word outside of here. Follow the convo.

Biggest grin while you look Nurse Joy dead in the eye. This kills the human female

>>283402291
Go ahead. Call Officer Jenny.
See if I care.

>>283377550
Even better

>>283402291
this except my whole party is nothing but female gardevoirs

>>283394565
How do I cure this Gardevour?

>>283393920
How about now?

>>283398072
>muh aNiMaLs
Gardevoir is more like a fairy or a nymph than anything and fucking those is a folklore tradition dating thousands of years in nearly every culture.

>>283403199
I prescribe head pattings, daily, 3 times a day

>>283377616
Based!

>>283377451
A rosario + vampire rip off

>>283403920
this, and don't keep her in her ball

>>283403855
>has to feed it
>has to train it
>has to bathe it
>has to clean up after it
>has to claim ownership of it
>has to sexually satisfy it
Gardevoir is clearly an animal anon.

>>283404084
anon... you know she's just pretending to not know how to bathe right?

>>283404084
You have just described a list of wifely duties.

>>283404084
>pet
>sexually satisfy

>>283404270
That's the joke anon, good job on spotting it though

>>283404530
Your welcome.

>>283406115
Why did she hide balloons under the sweater?

>>283406312
gardevoir-human hybrids are very gifted

>>283377436 (OP)
Why is it okay to lust after monster boys but not Typhlosion?

>>283407776
Nobody cares what you do, stop shitposting.

>>283407935
>stop shitposting in the shitpost thread

>>283408220
>*chuckles*
This is a waifu thread, sir.

>>283402291
She's just jealous.

>>283408423
she goes home to a machamp 100%

>>283408539
>she goes home to a machamp 100%

...that hates her and has filed for a retraining order

>>283406750
>>283406943
Must be really awkward for full bloods to be so easily picked out of a lineup.

>>283408549
He couldn't take her always asking him to choke her out anymore.

>>283408615
A machamp with a gentle disposition crying while she demands him to choke her harder

>>283408552
they must all have a little human in them at this point

Anything else than a flat Garde is an impostor

>>283408762
you're just not feeding them properly

>>283408220
I wasn’t even the guy he was thinking of; the schizophrenia is strong here

>>283408969
I kinda miss schizo-anon

>>283408265
Ah, my mistake, nary a shippost will come from me henceforth.

>>283409848
>genki gamer gremlin gardevoir
Stop it, my heart can only take so much.

>>283409848
Yes

>>283409932
a gardevoir is a reflection of her master
please do better

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>283411951
does gardevoir scam old people over the phone

>>283412177
no she has a real job

>>283377436 (OP)
Because she's a psychic type and there's no way of confirming if the other person actually gave consent.

>>283412914
but she has heart pupils?

>>283412771
I'll take a breast milk

>>283408732
>a little human in them
yeah, me

I love how Gardevoir can have the cutest art to having a completely bimbo look.
She has such a degree of varying art that artists portray her in.
It's amazing.

>>283413131
gardebreeding

>>283413189
she has good range

Kind of scary

I just want an H Gardevoir drawn like Rukia. Is that so much to ask?

>>283413367
Lots of padding in the rear for some reason

>>283413371
Rukia Cute-chiki

>>283412958
This is not Gardevoir

>>283413426
nice...

>>283413435
looks like one

I need fanart of Muk breeding Gardevoir and giving her lots of eggs.

>>283413407
she needs something to sit with

>>283413613
I got something she can sit on

she can read your mind you know

>>283413899
The fact she hasn't run away means consent

>>283413426
Y-yes, ma'am...

>>283413899
And yet, she still genuinely smiles.

>>283413899
>>283414105
>>283414334
She can't wait.

>>283396662
>>283396710
closeted gays? on my /a/?

wwyd?

>>283414935
cum inside

>>283414935
Ask if she wants to live with me.

>>283414935
WOP IT OUT

>>283414935
throw a master ball

>>283414935
She looks feral. Perhaps she can be communicated with.

>>283377436 (OP)
>She

>>283416581
She can be communicated with AFTER you fuck the ferality out of her.

I love Gardevoir butt.
I wish more artists drew Gardevior butt without it just being Gardevoir's head on an exaggerated hourglass body with an obese backside.

What I want is this

https://litter.catbox.moe/wmq9ycg79ltnug3i.gif
https://litter.catbox.moe/ll2owrecrbt4l9s2.jpeg
https://litter.catbox.moe/0vx0nk9ng121o8mk.jpeg

>>283377452
>asparagus with eyes
Requesting Mom Asparagus from Veggie Tales cosplaying as Gardevoir

>>283417761
gardevoir sex

>>283417761
These are nice and pretty on model.

>>283417761
Very nice puffy vulva on the second.

>>283417761
That's still an obese backside

Have you considered them?

>>283418940
Who?

Reminder that animal sex is haram and is subject to eternal punishment in hell

>>283419179
They're not animals, they're monsters.
And if monster fucking is such a huge part of women's romantic literature, why should males be excluded when they want to fuck their magical monster companion?

>>283416663
>implying your sanity could survive 3 hours of "SEX SEX SEX" being communicated directly via telepathy

>>283419227
youd be deafened by her physical AND telepathic moans

>>283419179
>t. goatfucker

>>283419179
I just asked Arceus and he told it's fine

>>283419179
God is a pokemon. Your move

>>283419179
You got zutted. That's way worse than performing bestiality lmao

>>283419179
Monster sex with your sixty cubit tall transparent Houri wives is your eternal reward in heaven

If I had a Female Gardevor I wouldn't have sex with it unless it managed to speak to me.

>>283377451
this image is CRISPY

>>283420843
I keep thinking of that one episode of the anime where Ralts speaks telepathically to Max.

>>283418836
The fags that cry about tits and proportions are always totally arbitrary on the art they consider permissible. It's why I just ignore them now.

>>283420843
>psychically screams into your brain for sex

>>283422119
Now would she want physical or would she attempt a bit of mind fucking going on?

>>283422150
If you start getting technical with her she's just going to rape you.

>>283422119
>>283422188
Starting to think that ralts should have an everstone for trainer safety...

>>283386522
She's still the most humanoid waifu mon. Either picrel or hatterene is in second place and they're clearly a fruit or an ayy

>>283419179
Unless...

>>283422119
>start having dreams about breeding your gardevoir silly
>wake up one night to find her looming over you as you were dreaming

sometimes I get horny at the ecchi pics, but then I see the smooth white meat and it just reminds me of dolphin pussy

>>283422663
You might've been on 4chan too long.

>>283422821
we've all been bamboozled by dolphin pussy on here before

>>283398065
what about mewtwo

>>283377436 (OP)
You have to know anon that Pokémon are animals you sick fuck

>>283423249
What animal is she then?

>>283423401
the woman

>>283423407
You know, I can't really argue with that.
But the implications are far more dire than we could've ever foreseen.

>>283413233
FD has the wrong Mazda logo on the hood

>>283377494
>Possess human level intelligence
The pokedex text claims many psychic pokemon have 5000 IQ or whatever but I don't believe it. At best I'd say pokemon are on the level of tool-using animals.
>Can communicate well enough to express consent
That's where it really fails though. Outside of freak cases like Mewtwo, or the anime team rocket's Meowth, they don't communicate. And don't give me any shit that the trainers understand complex meanings in their pokemon saying their own name. They don't get them any more than you understand a cat's meow

>>283423539
Now post her pregnant

>>283423548
No. Pregnancy ruins girls

>>283423666
Not falling for your lies satan

>>283423666
To the pits of niggerhell with you

>>283423666
.t zoomer woman

>>283423666
non sense

>>283424196
But she isnt pregnant?

>>283377436 (OP)
gardevoir >>>>*∞ centaur girl

>>283424222
you don't know that

>>283424333
I like how the lingerie accounts for the spike.

>>283424356
>Lingerie stores sell gardevoir specific items

Gardevoir are incredibly weak to kisses

>>283386204
Anon, what do you think Gardevoir is

it's time to get spooky

>>283377436 (OP)
cute

>>283424445
What did a human fuck to make Gardevoir?

>>283424585
God

>>283424601
Arceus is a woman and she lusts for protagonist dick.

>>283424634
She should bear me more kids

do you catch her?

>>283424690
You can't catch Gardevoir in the wild
Fake

>>283424690
*throws loveball*

>>283424703
how do you know someone didn't release (kick) her?

>>283424713
Even less of a reason to catch her
She's been ran through

>>283424690
Intense lovey dovey cuddles every night

>>283424761
she'll turn yandere with that treatment...

>>283425142
Surely it wouldnt be that bad

Should Gardevoir be taller than the trainer?

>>283425679
trainer? sure
husband? no

>>283381150
It's jjst people who kinda barely remember the basics of the anime adaptations using them are standins for the average coomer pokemon/digimon player

>>283424703
Sounds like a skill issue.

I watched the short. Keeping a gardevoir in a tiny room while you're working seems kind of cruel.

>>283426607
male gardevoir btw

>>283427127
agreed, she should cook and clean while you're gone like a proper wife

You cannot convince me that the reason humans like Sabrina exist, a literal psychic, was because someone fucked a gardevoir and it had a human hybrid kid.

>>283427506
Your right, it's because of Drowzees

>>283378912
Cute!

>>283385831
Haters be damned. Mega Starmie is funny.

>>283424690
Two lost souls wandering in the dark finding each other. She'll always have a home.

So can Gardevoirs breed with humans? Asking for a friend haha

>>283427933
I'll try a few thousand times and get back to you

>>283427552
Hypno

>>283377436 (OP)
Where's this from?

>>283385831
Is this better?

Rest in pizza Gardevoir thread

>>283429626
gardevoir SEX

>>283429719
correct

>>283428371
https://youtu.be/1JtuxmEiYl4