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Anonymous No.283472157 [Report] >>283472627 >>283473576 >>283474742 >>283477386 >>283477460 >>283478996 >>283483085 >>283488844 >>283494839 >>283497032 >>283497449 >>283497540 >>283497901 >>283499248 >>283501837 >>283502282 >>283506842 >>283514360 >>283514551 >>283519980 >>283521750 >>283530444 >>283543779 >>283547947
Why did Araragi fuck his less sexy sister? Is he stupid?
Anonymous No.283472186 [Report]
Why are you gay?
savage No.283472302 [Report] >>283472312 >>283472601 >>283485046 >>283496765 >>283519336
That animation is very poorly done. Like a sweat shop worker with epilepsy and tourettes had a stroke.
Anonymous No.283472312 [Report] >>283472332
>>283472302
no it isn't
savage No.283472332 [Report] >>283472339 >>283472489
>>283472312
A retarded monkey could do better.
Anonymous No.283472339 [Report]
>>283472332
No it couldn't.
Anonymous No.283472489 [Report] >>283472500 >>283472936 >>283473139 >>283478539 >>283478996 >>283479738 >>283519828 >>283531290
>>283472332
>A retarded monkey
Anonymous No.283472500 [Report]
>>283472489
Anonymous No.283472601 [Report] >>283472975
>>283472302
>animation
>still frame
Anonymous No.283472627 [Report]
>>283472157 (OP)
>less sexy
Okay
Anonymous No.283472936 [Report] >>283472946 >>283472957 >>283474723 >>283528909 >>283547253
>>283472489
Where did she get the oversized shirt if she has no bf?
Anonymous No.283472946 [Report] >>283472957 >>283472985
>>283472936
It could also be from her brother we've not seen yet?
Anonymous No.283472957 [Report] >>283472985
>>283472936
>>283472946
Or father
savage No.283472975 [Report] >>283473297
>>283472601
Mostly the suds move, which shows the incompetence of the staff.
Anonymous No.283472985 [Report] >>283482568
>>283472946
>>283472957
Is this the power of Monogatari fans?
Anonymous No.283473015 [Report]
wait what? when? or rather where is it implied? I call bullshit
Anonymous No.283473078 [Report] >>283502480
Anonymous No.283473139 [Report]
>>283472489
Do you have that hot mountain climbing outfit?
Anonymous No.283473250 [Report] >>283473842 >>283483055
It's thematically implied that Tsukihi is his half sister and that his dad was cuckolded.
Anonymous No.283473297 [Report]
>>283472975
No it doesn't
Anonymous No.283473576 [Report]
>>283472157 (OP)
It's a stepsister, or not a sister at all, dummy
Anonymous No.283473842 [Report]
>>283473250
Why would his mother do that.
Anonymous No.283474723 [Report]
>>283472936
All dykes have a designated meat dildo for days when they're too horny to pretend lesbianism is real. Hers is probably Araragi.
Anonymous No.283474742 [Report] >>283475012 >>283475963 >>283476197 >>283476263 >>283479072 >>283489419 >>283492500 >>283494970
>>283472157 (OP)
he didn't fuck anyone besides maybe the used goods that was kaiki's fucktoy/cumsock already
Anonymous No.283475012 [Report]
>>283474742
>Hanekawa still seething
Anonymous No.283475963 [Report]
>>283474742
>oh look at all this beautiful girls
>none of them are getting fucked
And this is why I don't watch ecchi
Anonymous No.283476197 [Report]
>>283474742
It seems pretty likely he also fucked Karen. There is also absolutely no way he hasn't had sex with Shinobu yet.
Anonymous No.283476263 [Report] >>283476347 >>283479072
>>283474742
>maybe
So you're saying there's still a chance he walked her home gently?
Anonymous No.283476347 [Report] >>283476373 >>283476429
>>283476263
her holes were probably too destroyed by kaiki for araragi's penis to be able to touch any two sides of them at the same time
Anonymous No.283476373 [Report]
>>283476347
Don't forget her father using them after work
Anonymous No.283476429 [Report]
>>283476347
Hanecowa joined the shining path
Anonymous No.283476465 [Report] >>283476492 >>283488844
Birb is so cute.
Anonymous No.283476492 [Report]
>>283476465
Boobs covered by cgi bottles that could disappear at any moment
Anonymous No.283477042 [Report] >>283477343
Anonymous No.283477343 [Report]
>>283477042
Very important scene.
Anonymous No.283477386 [Report]
>>283472157 (OP)
bird>>>>>shit>>>>bee
Anonymous No.283477460 [Report] >>283477517 >>283481387
>>283472157 (OP)
That one isn't blood related so she's a no can do
Anonymous No.283477517 [Report] >>283477858 >>283478422
>>283477460
She is at least half due to growing in the same womb (presumably with some similar genes which is why she looks like her siblings). The bird essentially impregnated her mother with her.
Anonymous No.283477858 [Report] >>283477966 >>283478422 >>283489539 >>283489837 >>283497010
>>283477517
No. I don't remember if the anime mentions it, but in the novel they're very clear that there WAS a Tsukihi fetus. The phoenix just deleted it and took its place. It has zero genetic connection to either the mother or father. It's just imitating what the vanished fetus would have looked like.
Anonymous No.283477966 [Report] >>283478422
>>283477858
I suppose that makes Araragi deciding to continue loving her even stronger. He loves her so much, that he is willing to still treat her kindly despite her essentially killing his actual sister. It also makes Kagenui seem like less of a monster.
Anonymous No.283478367 [Report]
Monogatari is a wincest anime
Anonymous No.283478422 [Report] >>283479868
>>283477966
>>283477858
>>283477517
Wait what?
Anonymous No.283478539 [Report] >>283478836
>>283472489
I need a monkey like this so bad in my life
Anonymous No.283478836 [Report]
>>283478539
Anonymous No.283478996 [Report] >>283480004 >>283480367
>>283472489
>>283472157 (OP)
Is she in love with Araragi too?
Anonymous No.283479072 [Report] >>283483464
>>283476263
>>283474742
Kaiki took all of Crab's virginities, unironically.
Anonymous No.283479738 [Report] >>283495110
>>283472489
>tomboy
>long hair
Chat is this real?
Anonymous No.283479868 [Report] >>283480654 >>283482809 >>283497482
>>283478422
She is an immortal oddity that essentially worked like a changeling. The bird selected a host and replaced the baby sometime during development. Tsukihi, of course, doesn't remember this. She actually forgets a lot which is how she doesn't realize she is an oddity despite dying and regenerating many times. You really should watch Nise, it is used for a very touching story.
Anonymous No.283480004 [Report] >>283521411
>>283478996
Tsukihi pretty obviously has to have something for Koyomi with how many intimate things they do together. The fact that she pretends to see nothing after catching him bathing with a foreign loli is even further proof.
Anonymous No.283480367 [Report] >>283480483
>>283478996
They both are. There's a point in one episode where Koyomi asks them why they chose the boyfriends they did, and they both think for a second before replying in unison "because he looks like you"
Anonymous No.283480483 [Report] >>283480771 >>283503417
>>283480367
to be fair this is just normal, aside from the actual incest part. Studies show you are more attracted to people who look more like you, attraction just falls off a cliff when it comes to actual siblings presumably due to some psychological mediation
Anonymous No.283480654 [Report]
>>283479868
nta but this was the arc of Nise I skipped when it became apparent Crab wasn't going to show up again in the series.
Anonymous No.283480771 [Report]
>>283480483
To be fair, they did make their boyfriends up so that might add something to their meaning. As for attraction, I feel it probably just drops off due to growing up together. You spend years at an age without sexual thoughts together. Throughout that time, siblings are bound to get on each other's nerves and compete over different things. It is hard to put to words, but there is a sort of preexisting feeling in your head that is already dominant when sexual attraction starts.
Anonymous No.283481387 [Report]
>>283477460
She literally is blood related since she came from the same mother
Anonymous No.283481454 [Report] >>283481517 >>283482019 >>283488844
Anonymous No.283481517 [Report] >>283481790
>>283481454
Bratty imouto needs correction, she shouldn't let her crack hang out like that if she doesn't want it
Anonymous No.283481790 [Report] >>283482019 >>283488844
>>283481517
That's just a chicken.
Anonymous No.283482019 [Report]
>>283481454
>>283481790
Stupid sexy birb
Anonymous No.283482568 [Report]
>>283472985
Lolitagi is better
Anonymous No.283482809 [Report]
>>283479868
I fucking love the ice cream lyrics because of this.
Anonymous No.283483055 [Report]
>>283473250
Wouldn't it be more like his mother was raped while sleeping without ever realising.
Anonymous No.283483085 [Report] >>283483294 >>283483689 >>283488844 >>283506243 >>283508058
>>283472157 (OP)
He's kind of a bird brain
Anonymous No.283483294 [Report]
>>283483085
Shaft is so based for putting all this effort into bath scenes.
Anonymous No.283483464 [Report]
>>283479072
Based Kaiki.
Anonymous No.283483689 [Report] >>283484930 >>283486057
>>283483085
Isn't the araragi family wealthy? Why are they using a sponge to clean their bodies rather than a loofah or washcloth?
Anonymous No.283484930 [Report]
>>283483689
It is sexier
Anonymous No.283485041 [Report] >>283485060 >>283485841 >>283486050
long hair is always better than short hair
Anonymous No.283485046 [Report]
>>283472302
It's a very ugly show, isn't it? I think the best way to sum it up is garish.
Anonymous No.283485060 [Report]
>>283485041
This.
Anonymous No.283485841 [Report] >>283491100
>>283485041
True...
Anonymous No.283486050 [Report] >>283486197 >>283486375
>>283485041
10nobu looks cute with short hair
Anonymous No.283486057 [Report]
>>283483689
Bare hands > sponge, loofah, wash cloth.
Anonymous No.283486197 [Report] >>283486429
>>283486050
Who the heck is juunobu?
Did you mean 4nobu? Baka!
Anonymous No.283486375 [Report]
>>283486050
That's true, but 12nobu is still peak beauty and sex appeal
Anonymous No.283486429 [Report] >>283488026 >>283493898 >>283499763 >>283508274
>>283486197
It is just a nickname for the different Shinobu ages me and some other anons use. Not the Japanese pun abbreviation.
Anonymous No.283486553 [Report] >>283486644 >>283488790 >>283490581 >>283493749 >>283494244
So why did the darkness swallow the village residents in Kiss-Shot's story?
Anonymous No.283486644 [Report] >>283486744
>>283486553
Wasn't it just an accident because it was very angry? Araragi nearly got eaten twice when trying to save both Mayoi and Ougi.
Anonymous No.283486744 [Report] >>283487016
>>283486644
By accident how? In both Rrrgi cases he's in close proximity but Kiss-Shot's story makes the disappearances as if people were getting spirited away systematically.
Anonymous No.283487016 [Report] >>283487074
>>283486744
The people were worshipping her
Anonymous No.283487074 [Report] >>283487330
>>283487016
Yeah but why didn't it go straight for her like it did for Snail? You didn't see it target anyone that knew Snail.
Anonymous No.283487330 [Report] >>283487902
>>283487074
Kiss-Shot could probably move around a lot. She can super jump and even fly if needed. Yotsugi's super jump already seemed to escape it pretty well.
Anonymous No.283487902 [Report]
>>283487330
That thing just seems to appear in front of the target plus she often stayed and even rested at her "shrine" back then.
Anonymous No.283488026 [Report]
>>283486429
I understood that, I was just joking.
Anonymous No.283488628 [Report]
JCnobu
Anonymous No.283488790 [Report] >>283488948
>>283486553
Kiss-shot was already an extremely powerful vampire then. In the present, Kiss-shot's arrival in town is compared to a (super)natural disaster, like a hurricane. Her presence alone has that kind of weight, like the world revolves around her.
From this perspective, it could be that Kiss-shot had more "weight" than the entire village worshiping her, and eliminating the false worshipers was therefore the "path of least resistance" to correcting the problem. Kiss-shot was a major feature in the supernatural ecosystem, and to correct part an ecosystem that's out of balance it's better to try to remove the factors causing disruption than to burn the whole thing down and start over.
(Which is what ultimately happened; Kiss-shot was forced to flee and the area was left without any god because of the chaos she caused and the vacuum left in her wake, which directly led to the surge of supernatural events in town centuries later when she returned)

For a lone wandering ghost like Hachikuji Mayoi, or a doppelganger like "Oshino Ougi" that essentially only affects one person, there's no issue with directly attacking the problem at its source.
Anonymous No.283488844 [Report] >>283488884
>>283472157 (OP)
>>283483085
>>283481790
>>283481454
>>283476465
Tsukihi is unbelievably sexy
Need her to rape me
Anonymous No.283488884 [Report] >>283490044
>>283488844
>Tsukihi will never sneak into your bed in the middle of the night and molest you
Anonymous No.283488948 [Report] >>283489336
>>283488790
I had a similar thought about the Darkness priorities but where i stumble is:
Shinobu was already feeling weakened because of the time she'd spent on Antarctica.
Making multiple villages worth of people disappear sound more like "burning the whole thing down"
As you said the Darkness went for her in the end anyway.
Anonymous No.283489336 [Report] >>283489439
>>283488948
>Shinobu was already feeling weakened because of the time she'd spent on Antarctica.
This is true but it's hard to say exactly what it means. In a literal sense, she was still strong enough to launch herself across the entire planet in one leap. She would have disappeared and eventually been forgotten if she had stayed isolated in Antarctica, but the moment she returned to humanity, even in an improper way, she was still Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade.
>Making multiple villages worth of people disappear sound more like "burning the whole thing down"
In this analogy the legendary vampire is the (force of) nature, and an individual human life or even several backwater villages are insignificant in comparison. It's like trying to hunt or starve out a predator by culling its prey.
I mean to mention this in the first reply, but it also parallels her experience in life as Princess Acerola; not just villages but whole kingdoms committing suicide for her. I can't say which idea Nisio came up with first, but she has always had an extraordinary and privileged existence.
Anonymous No.283489419 [Report]
>>283474742
>schizos still parroting this years later.
Anonymous No.283489439 [Report]
>>283489336
>it also parallels her experience in life as Princess Acerola
It does and it also explains a bit of how slow she was to notice.
Still, imagining the Darkness as having to hunt her feels weird to me as its behavior appears to be generally lenient for accepting solutions but at the same time eliminating mistakes at their core instead of having strategizing.
Anonymous No.283489539 [Report] >>283489837 >>283493898
>>283477858
What? I'm an anime only, and even to me it was very clear that the bird replaced an existing fetus.
Anonymous No.283489837 [Report] >>283493898 >>283494431 >>283497010
>>283477858
>>283489539
I kind of wonder if it fully replaced her or if it just overtook/fused with her soul. It could still be worded as a replacement, but it makes more sense than completely erasing someone from existence. This would also go well with the phoenix adopting genetic looks.
Anonymous No.283490044 [Report]
>>283488884
Why am I even alive..
Anonymous No.283490581 [Report] >>283490674
>>283486553
Because Gaen wasn't telling the complete truth.
Anonymous No.283490674 [Report] >>283492105
>>283490581
Oh? If we get more from Tsugi that sounds awesome.
Anonymous No.283491100 [Report]
>>283485841
That one frame at 0:09 where she swings around should show nipple, but doesn't because SHE'S A BIRB
Anonymous No.283491971 [Report]
Which Monogataris have the most Jomon DNA?
Anonymous No.283492105 [Report] >>283492210 >>283492416 >>283492588
>>283490674
Its nothing new really.
In Shiro, Gaen tells Hanekawa that she cant help her with the Tiger because she "acts the way she's supposed to act." Which implies that she would do something about it if it wasn't acting the way it's "supposed to act."
When they meet Gaen in Oni, she looks at Snail and says she gave Doll a job "which clearly hasn't been finished."
She then goes on to explain that Snail is in danger because she isnt acting like an oddity anymore, giving that whole speech about things acting the way they should and blaming the Darkness.
The Darkness isnt hunting her because she isnt acting like an oddity, Gaen is. Gaen is just using the problem as an excuse to push her to pass on without having to kill/force her to pass on.
Anonymous No.283492210 [Report] >>283497811
>>283492105
Nta but, Hachikuji being saved really was a "mistake" then? As in, it went completely in the way of what at least Gaen had planned? I forget if she was part of making Hachikuji the god of the shrine. But I assume that was done to "fix" things.
Anonymous No.283492416 [Report] >>283492927
>>283492105
I think you got a lot of things mixed up and that doesn't even explain the darkness' actions.
Anonymous No.283492500 [Report] >>283492646 >>283492818
>>283474742
I don't even dislike Gahara but holy fuck if she isn't worst girl
Anonymous No.283492588 [Report] >>283492927
>>283492105
Gaen tells Hanekawa that only she can deal with the Tiger because it's her issue. I remember 0% of their conversation involving how anything is supposed to act.
Doll's job in Oni involved the first Kin. It's the same job that she gets distracted from that asks Araragi to help with as an exchange for her information.
Gaen has no stakes in Hachikuji at this point and I don't get what you're implying he darkness hunts her for if not for her passing on yet still being a ghost.
Anonymous No.283492646 [Report]
>>283492500
It is an intentional part of the story
Anonymous No.283492818 [Report] >>283492884 >>283497579
>>283492500
I think she's cute and nice
Anonymous No.283492884 [Report] >>283493094
>>283492818
She is too fat and well endowed here. Artists need to draw her skinnier.
Anonymous No.283492927 [Report] >>283493072 >>283493134
>>283492588
"I'll buy you two drinks because I act the way I should as an adult. Thats also why I cant help you with the Tiger."
She's obsessed with things acting the way they should.
>because it's her issue
Right. It's acting the way it should, if it wasn't, it would rapidly become someone else's problem, and a bigger problem.
>I don't get what you're implying he darkness hunts her
Im not, thats the point. The Darkness is incidental, and a convenient way to convince her to pass on.

>>283492416
>I think you got a lot of things mixed up and that doesn't even explain the darkness' actions.
Gaen has nothing to do with the Darkness.
Anonymous No.283493072 [Report]
>>283492927
Gaen wants things to be as they are. Meme wants things to be balanced and solve themselves. Kagenui wants to force things to be correct.
Kaiki just wants to solve the issue.
Anonymous No.283493094 [Report] >>283493151
>>283492884
All the fat goes into her tits after she stopped doing sports
Anonymous No.283493134 [Report]
>>283492927
How can the darkness be incidental?
Anonymous No.283493151 [Report]
>>283493094
I like when panties have butthole suction
Anonymous No.283493749 [Report]
>>283486553
>So why did the darkness swallow the village residents in Kiss-Shot's story?
The other guy was right. This is actually discussed in Tsugimonogatari. I'd tell you what that book says about it, but I'm not confident I fully understood it because fuck Seishirou and his Ye Olden Japanese
Anonymous No.283493898 [Report] >>283493997
Are baths between siblings usually as they're portrayed in Monogatari?
>>283486429
Araragi has had sex with all of these.
>>283489539
>>283489837
Tsukihi not being related at all to Araragi is how it's presented initially, but then at the end of Nadeko Draw, Shinobu says she's able to hide in Tsukihi's shadow because of her relation to Araragi, so I think it's just an inconsistency.
Anonymous No.283493997 [Report] >>283494084
>>283493898
Shinobu is so cute and abnormally small here. The hiding in Tsukihi's shadow thing was interesting too. It would be cool if one of the upcoming Tsukihi stories has Shinobu follow her in this way. I think Shinobu may also do this to Karen in Karen Ogre (which will be animated in a few months).
Anonymous No.283494084 [Report] >>283494284
>>283493997
The next anime will be about Sodachi
Anonymous No.283494244 [Report] >>283499929
>>283486553
Looking back, it's not nearly as bad as I remembered it being. But I'm not 100% sure if he's using the comments about the villagers dying to lead into his theory on the next page or if he's just making a pointless "well, actually, it mostly killed humans and missed its actual target, but still..." aside.

This page is Tsugimonogatari spoilers btw
Anonymous No.283494284 [Report] >>283494310
>>283494084
Karen Ogre was already confirmed in the poster though.
Anonymous No.283494310 [Report] >>283494382
>>283494284
It's most likely similar to the first season, where the first key visual only showed the first two arcs being animated and there will be a second poster with Sodachi Fiasco and Amarimonogatari.
Anonymous No.283494382 [Report] >>283494507
>>283494310
>Amarimonogatari
Isn't that already shown by Yotsugi being in a sexy dress?
Anonymous No.283494431 [Report] >>283494521
>>283489837
I always saw it as the phoenix scooping out and replacing the yolk/soul, while the shell/body was left alone.
Anonymous No.283494480 [Report]
Dental hygiene > bathing. Do not try to convince me otherwise.
Anonymous No.283494507 [Report]
>>283494382
Yotsugi's also pretty prominent in Yoimonogatari. SHAFT probably put in her in the dress early.
Anonymous No.283494521 [Report]
>>283494431
That is a pretty Monogatari explanation, thank you anon.
Anonymous No.283494541 [Report] >>283494772
Anonymous No.283494772 [Report]
>>283494541
Something about this outfit feels special
Anonymous No.283494839 [Report] >>283494920
>>283472157 (OP)

I'm just that he didn't bang Hanekawa
Anonymous No.283494920 [Report] >>283494982 >>283529896
>>283494839
Hanekawa's first time was with a* Zambian
*5 Zambians
Anonymous No.283494970 [Report]
>>283474742
>says straight to Araragi's face that if Kaiki'd tried to cure her disease, she would have fucked him
based woman moment
Anonymous No.283494982 [Report]
>>283494920
Actually, it was with Crab. In the shower at her place.
Anonymous No.283495110 [Report] >>283495327
>>283479738
Yes, baldie, it's real.
Anonymous No.283495327 [Report]
>>283495110
Is monkey weak to anal?
Anonymous No.283495724 [Report] >>283495795 >>283495847 >>283497649 >>283506474 >>283522291 >>283554275
What do you think about snake?
Anonymous No.283495795 [Report]
>>283495724
I want to yank her jeans off and give her butt a little kiss
Anonymous No.283495847 [Report]
>>283495724
The definition of asking for it.
Anonymous No.283496597 [Report]
She dressed up so cool and then was stripped and humiliated lol.
Anonymous No.283496765 [Report]
>>283472302
First time watching a shaft show?
They all look like shit. Always the same pattern of trying to mask a lack of substance with "muh creative visuals".
Anonymous No.283497010 [Report] >>283497214
>>283477858
>>283489837
It's basically The Thing, but without the body horror aspect. It's an alien copy that's functionally indistinguishable from the real thing. Araragi himself even acknowledges that she's his real sister at the end of Nise, it's a moot point.
Anonymous No.283497032 [Report]
>>283472157 (OP)
Please kill yourself.
Anonymous No.283497214 [Report]
>>283497010
There also is the whole Nise thing about imposters sometimes being realer than the real thing.
Anonymous No.283497449 [Report]
>>283472157 (OP)
When did he fuck her?
Anonymous No.283497482 [Report] >>283539201 >>283543850
>>283479868
How do you know the birb didn't just fuse with her like a symbiote instead of outright replacing his original sister?
Anonymous No.283497540 [Report] >>283497600 >>283497633 >>283499307 >>283513235
>>283472157 (OP)
>Monogatari fans
So maybe those tourists weren't really wrong when they called Monogatari fans retarded nackbeards who want to see lewd scenes featuring teenagers?
Anonymous No.283497579 [Report]
>>283492818
Terrible shit tier mentally ill bitch, even worse than math. Deserves to be hate fucked by a rhino and fed to a pack of starving feral shitbulls.
Anonymous No.283497600 [Report] >>283497633
>>283497540
Facts. Monogatarifags are retarded.
Anonymous No.283497633 [Report]
>>283497540
>>283497600
Anonymous No.283497649 [Report] >>283499040 >>283499771
>>283495724
Araragi is retarded for not giving her the d when she was coming on to him like a cat in heat.
Anonymous No.283497811 [Report] >>283498421 >>283499849 >>283500294
>>283492210
Gaen intended to resolve the issue of Shinobu (who was considered "safe" as long as she was bound to Araragi, but could and did still create many problems) and the trouble that Shinobu had brought to the town in a convenient way, by having her "take responsibility" for the trouble she's caused and become the new god of the town's shrine. This would be a more stable long-term solution to effectively neutralize her as the Legendary Vampire, and solve the issue of the spiritual "vacuum" in the town that's attracted so many "bad things."
From what I remember, making this ""offer"" to Araragi was why she came to town in the first place, and she gave him the Snake God talisman for Shinobu to eat after they dealt with Seishirou. Araragi obviously did not want to do this, and Ougi then manifested at about the same time, which created much bigger problems (this is why Ougi manipulated Nadeko into finding the talisman and becoming the new Snake God; solving the problem in a way that punished Araragi for his negligence).
Eventually, Ougi became so much of a problem that Gaen forced the issue by personally killing and reviving Araragi with Kiss-shot/Seishirou's swords. She intended to use Mayoi as just a friendly messenger to guide Araragi back from the afterlife, but he went ahead and brought her back with him, which ended up working out because Mayoi happened to be an even better candidate for the Snake God (because Slugs > Snake, Japanese folklore, you know, we've all seen Naruto). So it wasn't what she planned, it just worked out that way.
Anonymous No.283497901 [Report]
>>283472157 (OP)
mfw i only have sexy irl cunny for nieces and cousins but no cunny little sister
Anonymous No.283498421 [Report]
>>283497811
Very interesting. There seems to be a common theme of Araragi and Shinobu persisting despite everything thrown at them. Quite similar to the nature of vampires who endlessly regenerate. I've never watched naruto though.
Anonymous No.283498923 [Report]
Do we know absolutely for sure that Ougi actually thinks like a human? What if her brain runs like a very unique animal?
Anonymous No.283499040 [Report] >>283499111
>>283497649
You failed the IQ test
Anonymous No.283499111 [Report] >>283499213
>>283499040
She'll pass the pregnancy test
Anonymous No.283499213 [Report]
>>283499111
Trips of pregnancy
Anonymous No.283499248 [Report] >>283499882
>>283472157 (OP)
Ararararagi canonically fucks everyone in the series.
Unwillingly and under protest, however.
Anonymous No.283499307 [Report]
>>283497540
No shit. You think people like this series for the pretentious wordplay, basic bitch social commentary, or nauseating visuals?
Anonymous No.283499763 [Report]
>>283486429
4th is my fav
Anonymous No.283499771 [Report] >>283501066
>>283497649
They explain at some point that her coming onto Araragi wasn't genuine but rather because she knew it would lead nowhere, because her whole thing is that she's passive and inoffensive because she's repressing her emotions and afraid of confrontation, so coming onto the known to be unavailable Araragi is a way to engage in a sort of pretend romance that demands of / reveals nothing about her while still enabling a gratifying self-narrative of being a tragically spurned lover
Anonymous No.283499849 [Report] >>283500134
>>283497811
>Eventually, Ougi became so much of a problem that Gaen forced the issue by personally killing and reviving Araragi with Kiss-shot/Seishirou's swords
That was mostly to separate Shinobu from Araragi, since she still wanted Shinobu to take the role of god and she couldn't do that if she was bound to Araragi. I don't think Gaen considered Ougi to be a pressing matter.

There was also a second reason Gaen needed Araragi and Shinobu separated, but I can't remember if it's been mentioned in the anime yet or not (it might have. I legitimately don't remember). She's been looking for an apprentice to deal with a certain matter. Kanbaru, Araragi, and Hanekawa were the three candidates she had in mind. Hanekawa got the fuck out of there, Kaiki arranged for Kanbaru to lose her link to the supernatural to disqualify her, and Araragi defied her at absolutely every turn. But she happened upon a fourth candidate while she was in town.
Anonymous No.283499882 [Report]
>>283499248
Even little Yotsugi?
Anonymous No.283499929 [Report] >>283500050
>>283494244
What is he trying to say? What was the theory?
Anonymous No.283500050 [Report] >>283500151
>>283499929
That alongside Kurayami, there's a second entity called Shirayami that eliminates humans who've stepped too far outside the bounds of humanity (those who get too close to being called gods or devils). But even in-story it's only presented as a theory and the book refuses to actually confirm if it's a real thing or not.

Again, I'm not sure if he's implying the Kiss-shot worshipers were actually hit by Shirakami for worshiping a vampire or if he's just randomly bringing them up as a lead-in to what he's about to talk about. Monogatari characters love to ramble.
Anonymous No.283500134 [Report]
>>283499849
By that point dealing with Ougi was absolutely a priority, all of Gaen's current and former network of associates had been committed against her and Ougi had managed to deflect them all. Gaen had multiple contingencies and came out ahead of course, but she had to stick her own neck out there between Kiss-shot's claws to do it. And even then she didn't get everything she wanted, since Araragi and Oshino save Ougi instead of letting her be erased.
This is all mostly just going off my memory of Final Season of course, and Gaen's exposition dumps are pretty dense, I'm sure there were even more layers to her keikaku. Like I don't remember if Tadatsuru actually got played by Ougi or if it was all part of Gaen's plan, or if he got played by both of them.
Anonymous No.283500151 [Report]
>>283500050
The fact that the villagers are targeted instead of the vampire being mentioned by Nisio at all is interesting. I wonder if it's supposed to be up in the air since from the looks of it nobody is 100% sure of the reason it seems.
Anonymous No.283500294 [Report] >>283500329
>>283497811
Slugs > Snake
This is stupid. Snakes eat slugs, are faster, and actually have a vertebrate. Superior in every way.
Anonymous No.283500329 [Report]
>>283500294
It's an old rock-paper-scissors game from China where Centipede was mistranslated for Slug by the Japanese.
Anonymous No.283501066 [Report]
>>283499771
ok but nadeko pussy
Anonymous No.283501837 [Report]
>>283472157 (OP)
he had to take Karin's virginity before Kanbaru did
Anonymous No.283502282 [Report] >>283502300
>>283472157 (OP)
>Why did Araragi fuck his less sexy sister?
Wut?
Anonymous No.283502300 [Report] >>283502466
>>283502282
>lust provoking image
>time wasting question
Enjoy your stay, 90% of the posts could be bots and nothing would change.
Anonymous No.283502466 [Report] >>283502517 >>283503978
>>283502300
I'm just curious if he actually ACTUALLY fucked Karin.
Anonymous No.283502480 [Report]
>>283473078
Give me that egg. These are trying times.
Anonymous No.283502517 [Report]
>>283502466
No, it's just what some people like to think happened so they say it did. There's a lot of that.
Anonymous No.283503417 [Report]
>>283480483
>presumably due to some psychological mediation
Westermarck effect
It's the same reason why childhood friends often lose
Anonymous No.283503837 [Report] >>283503908 >>283507002 >>283548072
Anonymous No.283503908 [Report]
>>283503837
A body that begs for something
Anonymous No.283503978 [Report]
>>283502466
They kept going with that toothbrush thing and it is implied they continue doing it regularly. Given that Karen already wanted sex, it is quite likely that something happened at some point. Nisio wouldn't actually confirm this of course because it isn't within the feeling of the story. So it is left implied.
Anonymous No.283504118 [Report] >>283504124
I couldn't watch the new season. All the characters are so ugly and cringe now. All of them got flanderized.
Anonymous No.283504124 [Report] >>283548072
>>283504118
You calling this ugly?
Anonymous No.283504514 [Report]
Anonymous No.283505249 [Report]
*nasal screaming*
Anonymous No.283505309 [Report] >>283505960
I fapped to this bird today
Anonymous No.283505960 [Report] >>283548072
>>283505309
Based
Anonymous No.283505992 [Report] >>283548072
Anonymous No.283506017 [Report]
Anonymous No.283506057 [Report] >>283506079
>cut hair
ruined
Anonymous No.283506079 [Report] >>283506196 >>283506258 >>283507201
>>283506057
Anonymous No.283506125 [Report] >>283506172
ONE MILLION SEX WITH TSUKIHI
Anonymous No.283506172 [Report]
>>283506125
Yes yes very much
Anonymous No.283506196 [Report]
>>283506079
imagine being nisio
Anonymous No.283506243 [Report] >>283506811 >>283506828
>>283483085
:30 - :32 is the greatest 2 seconds of animation and you will. never be able to refute this.
Anonymous No.283506258 [Report]
>>283506079
I prefer them with short hair
Anonymous No.283506293 [Report] >>283506393
Anonymous No.283506393 [Report]
>>283506293
Resting Brat Face
Anonymous No.283506474 [Report]
>>283495724
I like white snake the most
Anonymous No.283506583 [Report] >>283506721
Mou, Anon-Nii-chan, urusai
Anonymous No.283506692 [Report] >>283506852
you really have a huge bird autist itt. go on, keep posting.
Anonymous No.283506721 [Report]
>>283506583
I think bird and Izuko would be the worst moms
Anonymous No.283506811 [Report]
>>283506243
a man of culture
Anonymous No.283506828 [Report]
>>283506243
One time my sister did something similar to that and I couldn't resist and hugged her.
Anonymous No.283506842 [Report] >>283506871 >>283511345
>>283472157 (OP)
Bird is so much better than all the other girls. It annoys me to no end there is no show where she is the main and only heroine.
Anonymous No.283506852 [Report]
>>283506692
I am a huge Monogatari autist
What do you want me to post?
Anonymous No.283506871 [Report]
>>283506842
Just wait until the adaptations for Torimonogatari and Ootorimonogatari come out in a couple years. 2032 will be the year of Tsukihi.
Anonymous No.283506953 [Report] >>283507025 >>283507050
I know a 3d 18 green eyes girl looks like that: aatenazrs
what do you think, she's lookin for a bf
Anonymous No.283507002 [Report]
>>283503837
She's the lewdest.
Anonymous No.283507025 [Report] >>283507912
>>283506953
That's way too many eyes for me
Maybe 5 eyes and I still would
Anonymous No.283507050 [Report] >>283507912
>>283506953
Is this like Tsukihi but real?
Anonymous No.283507201 [Report] >>283507251
>>283506079
Haircut = Character development
Anonymous No.283507251 [Report]
>>283507201
Haircut = Sexual development
Anonymous No.283507371 [Report] >>283507395 >>283507400 >>283508912
so short hair = used goods?
naruhodo
Anonymous No.283507395 [Report]
>>283507371
Anonymous No.283507400 [Report]
>>283507371
Being used by me
Anonymous No.283507912 [Report] >>283508300
>>283507025
I'm an illiterate sorry. she's 18 y.0
>>283507050
Maybe, but she is tall: 5'9
Anonymous No.283508058 [Report] >>283508102 >>283508214 >>283509031
>>283483085
anime fans aren't beating the "technically it's ephebophilia" rap
Anonymous No.283508102 [Report] >>283509031
>>283508058
Technically it is hebophilia
Anonymous No.283508214 [Report]
>>283508058
Don't worry she's 18 now
Anonymous No.283508274 [Report]
>>283486429
5>1>>3~4>>rest
Anonymous No.283508300 [Report] >>283508425 >>283508610 >>283508797
>>283507912
Damn I'm only like 5'2
Anonymous No.283508425 [Report]
>>283508300
I'm 5'6 or 7
I've seen JCs taller than me
Anonymous No.283508610 [Report]
>>283508300
My mistake, she is not 5'9. She is 5'6 but still tall
Anonymous No.283508797 [Report]
>>283508300
Anonymous No.283508841 [Report] >>283508925 >>283508956 >>283509048
>measuring things in feet
Anonymous No.283508912 [Report] >>283508949
>>283507371
Do you actually suppose that short-hairs have higher dick counts than long-hairs? I don't know, man...
Anonymous No.283508925 [Report]
>>283508841
I want to stick my foot up her skirt and feel the contents with it. I'll slowly knead away. It'll feel just as good as using my hand.
Anonymous No.283508949 [Report]
>>283508912
nisio's shorts are past their prim-- character arc. nothing left.
Anonymous No.283508956 [Report] >>283509163
>>283508841
Measuring "that" with loli Hanekawa's feet
Anonymous No.283509031 [Report] >>283509105
>>283508058
>>283508102
Really, in most cases it's Neotenophilia if anything. Most people who are into "childlike" features aren't comfortable sexualizing actual children.
Anonymous No.283509032 [Report]
>Have pic related literally begging you to fuck her
>"Nah, I'd rather date a stick :)"
Araragi is the gayest man in anime.
Anonymous No.283509048 [Report]
>>283508841
I want to cum on her glasses and make her walk home
Anonymous No.283509105 [Report] >>283509239
>>283509031
Humans have that in general. We look like giant babies to other apes. Humans are a lolicon species.
Anonymous No.283509163 [Report] >>283509649
>>283508956
Anonymous No.283509239 [Report]
>>283509105
That's a more-or-less thing. Certainly, the human species has come a long way from what it used to be. And neoteny is a double-edged sword, if we're being honest.
Anonymous No.283509649 [Report]
>>283509163
Where does this nopan shot come from?
Anonymous No.283509780 [Report] >>283509820
Hanekawa and Shinobu (adult) share the #1 best girl spot.
Anonymous No.283509820 [Report] >>283510480
>>283509780
>A new competitor has arrived
Anonymous No.283509905 [Report]
Hanekawa (child) and Shinobu (child) share the #1 best girl spot.
Anonymous No.283510480 [Report] >>283510557
>>283509820
stop you'll summon the krul poster
Anonymous No.283510557 [Report]
>>283510480
That would be pretty cool
Anonymous No.283511345 [Report]
>>283506842
Anonymous No.283511784 [Report] >>283511878 >>283524615
this it the peak version by the way. along long haired tsukihi.
Anonymous No.283511878 [Report] >>283511926
>>283511784
I feel like if you yanked off her panties, she still has the same butt and pussy that JSyoi had.
Anonymous No.283511926 [Report] >>283512903
>>283511878
that isn't a problem
Anonymous No.283512903 [Report]
>>283511926
Imagine her downing so much alcohol and only being mildly drunk
Anonymous No.283513235 [Report] >>283513360
>>283497540
Normalfags have irl kids they set up to be molested and shitty rape porn erotica so why bitch about this?
Anonymous No.283513360 [Report]
>>283513235
Don't reply to it
There has obviously been an attempt to bait throughout this thread. Read and notice a pattern.
Anonymous No.283514234 [Report]
Anonymous No.283514360 [Report] >>283514453
>>283472157 (OP)
Implying the story is finished (because I forgot about it after second season),
What happens at the end with crab and bat?
Anonymous No.283514453 [Report]
>>283514360
The story hasn't ended. In the latest point in the timeline, it is about how it always is. Hitgai is Araragi's girlfriend/bride and Shinobu is his kin/lolislave. They do get along well though.
Anonymous No.283514551 [Report] >>283514627
>>283472157 (OP)
Anonymous No.283514627 [Report] >>283517097
>>283514551
This is a great comic. Instead of just being generic porn, it feels like a chapter you might see in any old manga.
Anonymous No.283515547 [Report] >>283518080
Which Monogatari is the strongest?
Anonymous No.283516848 [Report] >>283516909 >>283517281 >>283517851
For some reason this scene doesn't arouse me. The shape is too round. Although it is pretty accurate to what such an angle and movement would realistically look like.
Anonymous No.283516909 [Report]
>>283516848
Beeeee
Anonymous No.283517097 [Report]
>>283514627
I feel its like that with every comic, people really try to make it feel as if its a chapter/episode that cant be shown on tv
Anonymous No.283517281 [Report]
>>283516848
Why are you gay?
Anonymous No.283517836 [Report] >>283517856
Anonymous No.283517851 [Report]
>>283516848
built for head locking choking her neck like a vice&painanal domination 120-180 bpm full on tip 2ballsdeep with a vibrator rubbing her clit nonstop even after orgasm you dont stio till your done no matter hoe much she screams and squirms
Anonymous No.283517856 [Report] >>283518310
>>283517836
I really wish we got to see the bra come off
Anonymous No.283518080 [Report]
>>283515547
kiss shot aureola cock under balls
Anonymous No.283518310 [Report] >>283518880
>>283517856
https://files.catbox.moe/9rj8t5.gif
Anonymous No.283518880 [Report]
>>283518310
I feel like they would've had this in the rerelease if they didn't have to cut that scene for time. They supposedly have boobies in Virgin Punk.
Anonymous No.283518955 [Report] >>283519052 >>283519354
>just downloaded 70gb to rewatch the series ad catch up since I dropped during math arc
>no motivation to actual start over
man
Anonymous No.283519052 [Report] >>283519205 >>283519308
>>283518955
Motivation
Anonymous No.283519205 [Report]
>>283519052
Anonymous No.283519301 [Report] >>283520655
So, what's the update on this series? The last scene I remembered watching was Araragi's yellow beetle, and I think Kanbaru was running, I think she met Ougi somewhere (man I need to rewatch this shit). I've read some threads here and there from time to time, apparently Arararararagi is a cop now? Is there a quick summary from Owari (I think) and the most recent novel release?
Anonymous No.283519308 [Report] >>283519401
>>283519052
mmmm not enough
Anonymous No.283519336 [Report]
>>283472302
MEGA FAGGOT
Anonymous No.283519354 [Report]
>>283518955
>no motivation to actual start over
We can watch together anon. Just started Mayoi's arc.
Anonymous No.283519401 [Report] >>283519465
>>283519308
Anonymous No.283519465 [Report] >>283521007
>>283519401
Anonymous No.283519742 [Report]
Sometime I still need to go through specific Monogatari episodes and take a bunch of screenshots of all the sexy frames. They hide them in nearly every scene.
Anonymous No.283519828 [Report]
>>283472489
God her running outfit is so fucking hot
Anonymous No.283519980 [Report] >>283520103
>>283472157 (OP)
She's not his sister, she's a damn phoenix that snuck into his house.
Anonymous No.283520103 [Report]
>>283519980
You didn't watch Nise
Anonymous No.283520655 [Report] >>283520749 >>283520893 >>283524643
>>283519301
For Owari, go find a summary elsewhere. There are tons of them. If you want to know what's been going on in the novels since then:
>Bunch of short stories focusing on different characters starting their own adventures, almost none of which are ever followed up on (for example, Kanbaru has a story where she resolves to track down the rest of the demon pieces, then later Araragi makes an off-hand mention that she and Ougi did it off-screen)
>Nadeko had a whole story arc spanning across multiple books about her trying to get her life back together after the god nonsense. She ultimately ended up as a specialist who can summon drawings working under Gaen with Yotsugi as her partner.
>bunch of "Araragi in college" mysteries, most of which didn't have many longterm consequences
>we met the vampire that turned Shinobu into a vampire. In a later book, Shinobu has to choose whether to mercy kill her or not since she's starving to death and dying of simp AIDS. She refuses and finally understands why Araragi couldn't kill her in Kizu. Also the vampire dies a few months later anyway.
>Araragi becomes a supernatural cop/detective working for a new police branch Gaen set up.
>Araragi and Hiitagi get married and adopt Shinobu into their family. (although Hiitagi admits she doesn't expect Araragi to stop screwing around with her even though she's his "daughter" now)
>really good book going into the history of Oshino and friends

And that pretty much sums it up.
Anonymous No.283520749 [Report] >>283520934
>>283520655
Nta but are you the one who wrote the Tsugimonogatari summary? I knew most of this already due to anons mentioning things and some reading myself. But this is still a very good summary of the events, I felt I needed to say.
Anonymous No.283520780 [Report] >>283520814
>nearly 20 years
>all the girls,except crab, are still 10/10 and make me hard
Anonymous No.283520814 [Report]
>>283520780
I think one of the things that makes Monogatari girls so hot is the fact that they are drawn more lifelike and realistic in some ways. Accurate art is one of the main causes of arousal.
Anonymous No.283520893 [Report] >>283520940
>>283520655
>shinobu is now basically incest
.....dunno how to feel about that
Anonymous No.283520934 [Report]
>>283520749
Yeah, that was me. 5-ish years ago I remember reading really, really awful summaries of the Monster Season books, so bad summaries are a bit of a sore point for me.
Anonymous No.283520940 [Report]
>>283520893
Aroused
Anonymous No.283521007 [Report] >>283521117 >>283521211
>>283519465
What did he see? Why did Araragi say they couldn't make a figure of Ononoki because of what she was wearing? I NEED TO KNOW
Anonymous No.283521117 [Report] >>283521156
>>283521007
The mystery makes it hotter in a way. You can imagine whatever you like, even nopan. I know if the mystery is ever ended, it will probably just be normal boring panties.
Anonymous No.283521156 [Report]
>>283521117
Wow!
Anonymous No.283521211 [Report] >>283521242 >>283521244 >>283526326 >>283527906
>>283521007
Anonymous No.283521242 [Report]
>>283521211
I would mark her back
And take responsibility
Anonymous No.283521244 [Report] >>283521365
>>283521211
At 0:02 you can see the Doll cheek
Anonymous No.283521365 [Report] >>283523501
>>283521244
Even if we don't get to see her panties, it's enough for me to know that her ass is out
Anonymous No.283521411 [Report] >>283521553
>>283480004
Pretty sure she keep his virginity for Onii.
Anonymous No.283521553 [Report]
>>283521411
Girls should do this instead of twerking
Anonymous No.283521750 [Report] >>283521926 >>283522250
>>283472157 (OP)
My sister looks like her and we have bathed together back when we were younger.
What now faggot? What are you going to do?
Anonymous No.283521926 [Report]
>>283521750
Fuck your sister, I guess
Anonymous No.283522250 [Report]
>>283521750
Give her a hug
Anonymous No.283522291 [Report] >>283522605 >>283522827 >>283524082 >>283524173 >>283524239 >>283524247 >>283528486
>>283495724
I remember once reading this (now gone) random blog entry titled "Nadeko makes my snake solid" where the writer went to great lengths to justify and normalize his attraction to her (and hebes in general to a lesser extent). Dude was beginning to sound like the "a cat is fine too" doujin. It was hilarious.
He also argued that as pediatrician, he found that Nadeko wasn't obese and that her belly fat was normal for her age.
Anonymous No.283522605 [Report]
>>283522291
>as a pediatrician
Anonymous No.283522827 [Report]
>>283522291
A true Monogatari fan
Anonymous No.283523501 [Report]
>>283521365
Yotsugi is such a dirty girl
Anonymous No.283524082 [Report]
>>283522291
>as pediatrician
wew
Anonymous No.283524091 [Report] >>283524151 >>283524202
Which Monogatari JC is the best and sexiest?
Anonymous No.283524151 [Report]
>>283524091
You posted her.
Anonymous No.283524173 [Report]
>>283522291
Let this guy have his mental gymnastics, he actually needs them
Anonymous No.283524202 [Report]
>>283524091
Please be kind to Karen-chan and Tsukihi-chan
Anonymous No.283524239 [Report]
>>283522291
It was Kevin Cormack/DoctorKev, right?
Anonymous No.283524247 [Report]
>>283522291
>go to pediatrician's office
>walls decorated with monogatari girls
Anonymous No.283524615 [Report]
>>283511784
>hagyoi
Still good by me.
Anonymous No.283524643 [Report]
>>283520655
It's canon that loliligi dicks shinobu? I thought that was only in the doujins.
Anonymous No.283525121 [Report] >>283525406 >>283525462 >>283525617
I'm convinced Shinbo was an industry plant for the karaoke industry, Monogatari openings still go so hard so many years later
Anonymous No.283525406 [Report]
>>283525121
They have a lot of small things going for them.
>Catchy
>In character
>Relevant lyrics
>Subtle visual spoilers you only catch later
Anonymous No.283525462 [Report]
>>283525121
Im pretty sure hes like "composer make a character song, heres the character sheet and novels. get to it"
Anonymous No.283525617 [Report]
>>283525121
Hell the endings go hard too. Some are better than the "weaker" openings.
Anonymous No.283526326 [Report] >>283527871
>>283521211
Was this really necessary?
Anonymous No.283527871 [Report]
>>283526326
Absolutely
Anonymous No.283527906 [Report] >>283527917
>>283521211
Has it been confirmed that Doll is nopan only?
Anonymous No.283527917 [Report] >>283527942
>>283527906
It is a mystery but implied to be very lewd. She seemed to be nopan in Zoku when she kept talking about Araragi pulling her pants off.
Anonymous No.283527939 [Report] >>283528065 >>283528194
Doll has panties, Nadeko sees then in Yoimonogatari.
Anonymous No.283527942 [Report] >>283534790
>>283527917
>It is a mystery
This makes Doll even more erotic desu.
>but implied to be very lewd
Oh, no doubt about it.
Anonymous No.283528065 [Report] >>283528117 >>283528194
>>283527939
I can't decide if I'd want them to be shown or if it would be sexier if a singular twig or something was in the way.
Anonymous No.283528107 [Report] >>283528114 >>283528194
Doll on my face
Anonymous No.283528114 [Report]
>>283528107
We need an image of this
Anonymous No.283528117 [Report]
>>283528065
I just hope the scene doesn't get cut.
Anonymous No.283528194 [Report] >>283528219 >>283528523
>>283527939
Sure, but what are they? What colour are they? Are they striped like her thigh high socks? So many quastions unanswered. And I think they should be kept that way.
>>283528065
>it would be sexier if a singular twig or something was in the way
For me it's this.
>>283528107
Get in line, anon.
Anonymous No.283528219 [Report] >>283528454
>>283528194
Nadeko isn't gay enough yet to describe them. Maybe someday she'll become like Araragi.
Anonymous No.283528262 [Report] >>283528323
"once you recognize the secret behind Doll's panties, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.”

Araragi, probably.
Anonymous No.283528323 [Report]
>>283528262
They are metal and have a little lock on the front. She stores keys in the orange bag on her head. Maybe she'll give you one if she trusts you.
Anonymous No.283528454 [Report]
>>283528219
Some things are just meant to be admired with no description needed.
Anonymous No.283528486 [Report] >>283528551
>>283522291
>now gone
Every time. Can I at least have the name so I can go on a wild goose chase?
Anonymous No.283528523 [Report] >>283528590 >>283528641 >>283528990 >>283531645
>>283528194
>“I’m sorry that this turned out differently from what I told you. And that I can’t help you. The ritual can’t be completed if you don’t do it yourself, apparently.”
>Ononoki-chan called out to me, not from atop my head, but from atop a tree. I had left the shrine grounds, and had gone into a grove to look for snakes.
>From that angle, her panties were in full view.
>I don’t derive any pleasure from looking at little girls’ panties, but after hearing her apologize, I couldn’t complain—I had nothing to complain about in the first place.
I'm pretty sure her "I don't derive any pleasure from looking at little girls' panties" is a callback to an Araragi quote, but I could be wrong.
Anonymous No.283528551 [Report]
>>283528486
Anonymous No.283528590 [Report]
>>283528523
I can imagine this scene in my head complete with the quick flashing between panties, Nadeko's face, and Yotsugi apologizing.
Anonymous No.283528641 [Report] >>283528707
>>283528523
Nopan dream = crushed
>callback to an Araragi quote
Well, it's definitely implying him.
Anonymous No.283528707 [Report] >>283528749
>>283528641
She could change panties for all we know and sometimes skip them. I feel like Nadeko would've commented there if it was as lewd as Araragi saw.
Anonymous No.283528749 [Report] >>283528932
>>283528707
Could be, could be. Nopan dream = partially saved.
Anonymous No.283528826 [Report] >>283528853 >>283528872 >>283528893 >>283553649
Bros, what is your favorite Monogatari OP?
Anonymous No.283528853 [Report]
>>283528826
Kaerimichi
Anonymous No.283528872 [Report] >>283529011
>>283528826
Platinum Disco is objectively the best one.
Orange Mint, however, is my personal favourite.
Anonymous No.283528893 [Report]
>>283528826
It's a tie between Mathemagics and Dark Cherry Mystery.
Anonymous No.283528909 [Report]
>>283472936
It's mine
Anonymous No.283528932 [Report]
>>283528749
We are so back
Anonymous No.283528990 [Report]
>>283528523
He taught her well.
Anonymous No.283529011 [Report]
>>283528872
>Platinum Disco is objectively the best one.
While I don't agree from a subjective pov, I can see an argument about it being objectively a masterpiece for both song and visuals. At the very least everyone that dislikes it should be considered a pleb.
Anonymous No.283529045 [Report] >>283529076 >>283531760
Reminder that Shinobu is a nopan temptress. Literally the only one not wearing the bottom here.
Anonymous No.283529076 [Report] >>283529740
>>283529045
Thinking about it, does Ougi even wear anything under the pantyhose or does she follow Kanbaru-sensei?
Anonymous No.283529740 [Report]
>>283529076
Seeing up Ougi's skirt would be nice but I'm not sure what context it could even happen under. Maybe she's hanging upside down or something.
Anonymous No.283529896 [Report]
>>283494920
After she cut her hair and ditched the glasses, basically becoming another character. To be fair she was a good character only in Kizu
Anonymous No.283530444 [Report] >>283530536 >>283530557
>>283472157 (OP)
Anonymous No.283530536 [Report]
>>283530444
Trips of death by Karen's butt
Anonymous No.283530557 [Report]
>>283530444
Imagine the gains
Anonymous No.283530729 [Report] >>283530966 >>283532321
>No beach episode
I haven't seen the last season yet, please tell me there's a beach episode at some point
Anonymous No.283530966 [Report]
>>283530729
The characters are to disunited at the moment. Although, it is Monogatari, so things can change on a dime. I wish Shaft would just work with Nisio to make a sexy ova.
Anonymous No.283531290 [Report] >>283531430
>>283472489
The best ass in the series easily.
Anonymous No.283531430 [Report] >>283531461
>>283531290
It's a combo of bubble butt with wide hips.
Anonymous No.283531461 [Report]
>>283531430
That describes every Monogatari and is why I love this series
Anonymous No.283531504 [Report] >>283531527 >>283531560
Should I re take this again and watch it in chronological order?
Anonymous No.283531527 [Report]
>>283531504
Yes, take sexy pics too whenever you see a good frame
Anonymous No.283531560 [Report]
>>283531504
>watch it in chronological order
Ewww. The only chronology that is interesting is Ougi's appearance and shenanigans.
Anonymous No.283531645 [Report] >>283531699
>>283528523
>I don’t derive any pleasure from looking at little girls’ panties
What an odd thing to say, Nadeko-chan
Anonymous No.283531699 [Report]
>>283531645
This is why she made Yotsugi wear nothing on her bottom for the music video.
Anonymous No.283531760 [Report] >>283532265
>>283529045
vamp > snail > cat > monkey >>>>>>> shit > crab
Anonymous No.283532265 [Report]
>>283531760
You can tell Watanabe was thinking similar except switch Monkey and Cat.
Anonymous No.283532321 [Report] >>283532696 >>283536134
>>283530729
>No beach episode
Funny how Shaft wanted to include one for the RWBY anime but RT rejected it because Ruby was underage.
Anonymous No.283532696 [Report]
>>283532321
This is good in a way because it btfos any of the retarded claims that Nisio doesn't intend for Monogatari to be so sexual or is writing ironically.
Anonymous No.283533576 [Report] >>283536945 >>283537030 >>283537281
Butt
Anonymous No.283534790 [Report] >>283535043
>>283527942
NEED DOLL FEET ON MY FACE!
Anonymous No.283535043 [Report]
>>283534790
We need a Doll foot collage
Anonymous No.283535790 [Report] >>283536686
What about wrapped feet?
Anonymous No.283535850 [Report]
>nearly 20 years fapping to shinobu
man
Anonymous No.283535869 [Report] >>283535914 >>283536341 >>283549774
I choose to accept this as Doll's canon panties
Anonymous No.283535914 [Report]
>>283535869
Ai that is exactly the same art style? I'll accept that.
Anonymous No.283536031 [Report] >>283536686
We need to rangeban India.
Anonymous No.283536134 [Report]
>>283532321
Gods, no wonder those idiots went out of business.
Anonymous No.283536341 [Report]
>>283535869
They beautifully show off her cheeks
Anonymous No.283536686 [Report] >>283536855
>>283535790
YES
>>283536031
YES
Anonymous No.283536718 [Report] >>283536819 >>283536925 >>283536979 >>283537118 >>283539663 >>283545267 >>283545580 >>283545725 >>283547501
What would you do in this situation?
Anonymous No.283536819 [Report] >>283536892 >>283537093
>>283536718
>cold dead emotionless doll
Unless he has a USB warming stick, it's not gonna be worth it.
Anonymous No.283536855 [Report]
>>283536686
I wish I was the boot.
Anonymous No.283536892 [Report]
>>283536819
Cold would make me stiff instantly
Anonymous No.283536925 [Report]
>>283536718
I hate how the play button that appears on webms when paused blocks me from seeing Doll thighs at the beginning of this webm.
Anonymous No.283536945 [Report]
>>283533576
a daring synthesis
Anonymous No.283536979 [Report]
>>283536718
I can hear this clip
Anonymous No.283537030 [Report] >>283537091
>>283533576
Monkenobu (not even a monkefag but something about this crossover is very awwww) > Ononobu = Snailnobu > Sneknobu > Shinonononobu > Gatanobu > Crabnobu
All cute though.
Anonymous No.283537091 [Report] >>283537228 >>283537984
>>283537030
Spookynobu?
Anonymous No.283537093 [Report] >>283537801
>>283536819
>emotionless
You don't get it at all. She's every bit as embarrassed as a young girl should be, it just doesn't show on her face. That what makes her so erotic.
Anonymous No.283537118 [Report] >>283538311
>>283536718
Take her home and impregnate
Anonymous No.283537228 [Report]
>>283537091
Cute and scawwy~
On par with Shinonononobu.
Anonymous No.283537281 [Report]
>>283533576
cat ear shinobu just makes too much sense
Anonymous No.283537801 [Report]
>>283537093
This
Who knows what sort of face Yotsugi would've been making in those kinds of scenes if she could. Zoku showed that she would look pretty dramatic though.
Anonymous No.283537984 [Report] >>283538015
>>283537091
Behold
Anonymous No.283538015 [Report] >>283538288
>>283537984
>blood-drinking money-loving trickster monster named kike
Anonymous No.283538288 [Report]
>>283538015
Sounds pretty hot
Anonymous No.283538311 [Report] >>283538429 >>283538910 >>283549715
>>283537118
Her womb is cold and barren, you can't impregnate a corpse doll
Anonymous No.283538429 [Report] >>283538910
>>283538311
If I keep pumping she will start to become a real girl
Anonymous No.283538910 [Report] >>283538991
>>283538311
>>283538429
With how oddities work, just imagine a womb enough, and it will appear and get pregnant. You could probably even use the powers to make the daughter that comes out look like a mini Yotsugi.
Anonymous No.283538991 [Report]
>>283538910
Not so fast!
Anonymous No.283539201 [Report]
>>283497482
Because cuckoos are parasites. They and their offspring kill the hosts offspring before being laid and before they hatch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAU5MTXmAPY
Anonymous No.283539663 [Report]
>>283536718
>I farted, with a composed look.
Anonymous No.283539716 [Report] >>283539749
Anonymous No.283539749 [Report] >>283539772
>>283539716
She's practically naked
Anonymous No.283539772 [Report]
>>283539749
We're all naked under the clothes
Anonymous No.283539876 [Report] >>283540256 >>283540403
Anonymous No.283540256 [Report] >>283542631
>>283539876
We need these as merchandise
Anonymous No.283540403 [Report] >>283540434
>>283539876
The thought of getting my dick caught in doll joints terrifies me, but those feet are so tempting....
Anonymous No.283540434 [Report]
>>283540403
Imagine cumming on a doll joint and her twitching and sending it inside of her.
Anonymous No.283540598 [Report] >>283540626 >>283540661
when Tsukihi finds out Ononoki is alive doesn't she say it's because Araragi must have cum so much inside her
Anonymous No.283540626 [Report]
>>283540598
Sounds about on brand for Monogatari
Anonymous No.283540661 [Report] >>283540860
>>283540598
lmao no way nigga
Anonymous No.283540860 [Report]
>>283540661
No cap no cap diddyragi 'd never do dis shiet fr
Anonymous No.283541081 [Report] >>283541426 >>283541464
Anonymous No.283541207 [Report] >>283541546
Anonymous No.283541426 [Report] >>283541504
>>283541081
>affection
>semen
Bit of a leap there, innit.
Anonymous No.283541464 [Report]
>>283541081
So it is real. Yotsugi was seeded by Araragi.
Anonymous No.283541504 [Report]
>>283541426
>can't parse context
eopsisters...
Anonymous No.283541546 [Report] >>283542450
>>283541207
Can relate. Those things are a nightmare to clean
Anonymous No.283542450 [Report] >>283542972
>>283541546
Dolls?
Anonymous No.283542631 [Report]
>>283540256
Brilliant idea, actually. I would buy a good Ononoki BJD in a heartbeat.
Anonymous No.283542972 [Report] >>283543411
>>283542450
A certain kind of Doll, yes
Anonymous No.283543411 [Report]
>>283542972
Karen's cute bottom
Anonymous No.283543697 [Report] >>283543839
I really want to watch this series but you need a PHD in pedophilia to know the right order
Anonymous No.283543779 [Report]
>>283472157 (OP)
There is nothing sexual about bathing with your imouto, mine makes me talk to her with the door open its how she vents about her college.
Anonymous No.283543839 [Report] >>283544137
>>283543697
Here is your PHD
Anonymous No.283543850 [Report] >>283546688
>>283497482

Cuckoos lay their eggs in other birds' nests. Replacing the young is their whole deal.
Anonymous No.283544137 [Report]
>>283543839
Thanks king
Anonymous No.283545267 [Report]
>>283536718
Not that.
Anonymous No.283545580 [Report]
>>283536718
Kiss her butt or cup it with my hands
Anonymous No.283545725 [Report]
>>283536718
Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub
Anonymous No.283546283 [Report] >>283546351 >>283546439
Anonymous No.283546351 [Report]
>>283546283
Monogatari designs are quite distinct. It also must've felt nice during the 10s when there was new Monogatari pretty much every year.
Anonymous No.283546439 [Report]
>>283546283
>big nigga snail
Anonymous No.283546545 [Report] >>283546679 >>283546718 >>283546886
Orgygatari when?
Anonymous No.283546679 [Report]
>>283546545
That will be the final book
Anonymous No.283546688 [Report] >>283547385
>>283543850
It had been so long since the last time I saw it I forgot that she was cuckoo and was thinking she was a phoenix for some reason.
Anonymous No.283546718 [Report]
>>283546545
Now
Anonymous No.283546886 [Report] >>283547301
>>283546545
Anonymous No.283547253 [Report]
>>283472936
Hanekawa might be double her circumference
Anonymous No.283547301 [Report] >>283547315
>>283546886
Post the one with them all biting him
Anonymous No.283547315 [Report] >>283548120 >>283548661
>>283547301
Anonymous No.283547385 [Report] >>283547482 >>283547499 >>283547796
>>283546688
It's neither. It's one of those stupid things that requires Japanese context to understand.

See, the cuckoo bird they're talking about is sometimes called the 賤の田長 in Japan, which means VERY loosely "bird tells commonfolk it's rice planting season" (or more literally, the "peasant's rice field boss"), since it was known to mainly sing during that time of year. It's pronounced "shizu no taosa".

Eventually, probably though people saying its name wrong, the 賤/shizu (peasant) part shifted into 死出/shide (die/travel to the afterlife). So people started calling the bird 死出の田長 (rice field boss of death). With a name like that, people naturally started treating it as if it were a messenger from the afterlife.

Meanwhile, Buddism treated the journey to the afterlife (死出) as this divine thing that involved a journey of fire and some shit. So when the story of the Phoenix found its way from Egypt to China, they ate that shit up and the two things were connected pretty quick. So there were a fuckton of Buddist poets who treated the Phoenix as a metaphorical guide to the afterlife.

So in Monogatari, the phoenix who guides people to the afterlife and the cuckoo that was known as a messenger for the afterlife somehow got conflated into an oddity called 死出の鳥 (death/afterlife journey bird). It's not strictly a phoenix or cuckoo, just a weird thing that came into existence because there were two birds associated with 死出. So it's kind of both and neither at the same time.

Also fuck NISIO.
Anonymous No.283547482 [Report]
>>283547385
And yes, btw, I had to dig into Japanese conversations about the topic to learn all this. All the fucking oddities have longwinded explanations like this. Like 蛇切縄 is a name of snakes that comes from an idiom, but also incorporates the names of those rope things at shrines and like four other levels of wordplay I couldn't wrap my head around.
Anonymous No.283547499 [Report]
>>283547385
Japan has always sounded like an anime huh
Anonymous No.283547501 [Report] >>283547540
>>283536718
I unironically did this once except not as aggressively fast and burying my face in her ass, but lifted her dress with one hand only, as soon as I got close enough, my fingers touched her ass a bit.
The roastie was wearing a white see-through dress, pink thong (not the lingerie tiny kind but technically a thong), talking on her cellphone, seeking attention hard.
Anonymous No.283547540 [Report] >>283547938
>>283547501
I hope she was an acquaintance that would take it with humor.
Anonymous No.283547796 [Report] >>283547860 >>283547883 >>283548229
>>283547385
>Meanwhile, Buddism treated the journey to the afterlife (死出) as this divine thing that involved a journey of fire and some shit. So when the story of the Phoenix found its way from Egypt to China, they ate that shit up and the two things were connected pretty quick. So there were a fuckton of Buddist poets who treated the Phoenix as a metaphorical guide to the afterlife.
What are you talking about? Buddhists don't recognize an afterlife, they recognize reincarnation into life after life, and historically supposed that there were six genres of life (ghosthood, animalhood, humanhood, godhood, demonhood, and hell).
Anonymous No.283547860 [Report]
>>283547796
I mean, the various heavens and hells could be considered afterlives even if they're still part of samsara and not permanent. Not to mention whatever nirvana is supposed to be.
Anonymous No.283547883 [Report]
>>283547796
Fine. "Journey to the next realm".
Anonymous No.283547938 [Report]
>>283547540
No she was a total stranger. She got angry and slapped my face and continued her way. Not whoring herself out anymore I bet.
Anonymous No.283547947 [Report] >>283548100
>>283472157 (OP)
tsukihi is the sexier sister
Anonymous No.283548072 [Report] >>283548100
>>283504124
>>283503837
>>283505960
>>283505992

I've never been hornier
14yo jc's are the most erotic beings on earth
Anonymous No.283548100 [Report] >>283548210 >>283548374
>>283547947
>>283548072
Anonymous No.283548120 [Report]
>>283547315
Perfect, Ty.
Anonymous No.283548210 [Report] >>283548372
>>283548100
if tsukihi had a double page spread on that dirty mag I would
Anonymous No.283548229 [Report] >>283548511 >>283548597
>>283547796
Do you remember the Mayoi Hell arc? That's a Japanese Buddhist thing called 中有. From what I understand, it was just sorta a state of non-existence in the original Indian Buddhism, but China and Japan fleshed it out into a whole underworld-type deal. It's functionally a temporary afterlife you go to when you're waiting to be guided to your next life. That's where Japanese Buddhist poets kept inserting phoenixes who guided you through that place.
Anonymous No.283548372 [Report]
>>283548210
Anonymous No.283548374 [Report] >>283548405 >>283548407
>>283548100
Rurouni Kenshin's mangaka was arrested for doing things like that.
Anonymous No.283548405 [Report]
>>283548374
bro it's rurouni kenshin though

I don't care
Anonymous No.283548407 [Report]
>>283548374
This really says a lot about society
Anonymous No.283548511 [Report]
>>283548229
Sounds interesting; I'll have to do some research on that.
Anonymous No.283548596 [Report] >>283548715
JCs should get pregnant
Anonymous No.283548597 [Report]
>>283548229
Wait, do the fucking birds in Heibane Renmei have something to do with all this??
Anonymous No.283548661 [Report]
>>283547315
>and now this is to go further beyond
Anonymous No.283548715 [Report] >>283549106
>>283548596
zaamen circulation
Anonymous No.283549106 [Report]
>>283548715
Wow
Anonymous No.283549715 [Report] >>283549759 >>283549808
>>283538311
had to AI this
https://litter.catbox.moe/m2kc4gjl4z9lss2s.mp4
https://litter.catbox.moe/svt4d9d0t062d2uq.mp4
Anonymous No.283549759 [Report] >>283549805
>>283549715
Doesn't work.
Anonymous No.283549774 [Report] >>283549808 >>283553263 >>283556560
>>283535869
Anonymous No.283549805 [Report] >>283549850
>>283549759
doesnt load or does it say anything?
works on my machine let's see this
https://litter.catbox.moe/n4ypdn.mp4
Anonymous No.283549808 [Report]
>>283549715
>>283549774
Fuck off
Anonymous No.283549850 [Report]
>>283549805
It's werking now.
Anonymous No.283550036 [Report] >>283551747
I'm so horny for Hanekawa's giant tits
Anonymous No.283550689 [Report] >>283551747
I'm so horny for Ononoki's flat chest
Anonymous No.283550744 [Report] >>283551747
I'm so hrony for Shinobu's mutisize capable funchest
Anonymous No.283550868 [Report]
amazing thread
Anonymous No.283551747 [Report]
>>283550036
>>283550689
>>283550744
Somehow all of you are correct.
Anonymous No.283553263 [Report]
>>283549774
Beautiful Yotsugi butt
Anonymous No.283553649 [Report]
>>283528826
Dark Cherry Mystery
Anonymous No.283553714 [Report] >>283553747 >>283553779 >>283553785
Speaking of OPs, Nekomonogatari Kuro has an OP that switches lyrics halfway into the arc like Koimonogatari. Most subs don't even notice for some reason.
Anonymous No.283553723 [Report]
>less
Anonymous No.283553747 [Report] >>283553893
>>283553714
Interesting, it reminds me of Nadeko losing her hat
Anonymous No.283553779 [Report] >>283553893
>>283553714
>watching monogatari with english subs
Anonymous No.283553785 [Report] >>283553893
>>283553714
Shiro too.
Anonymous No.283553893 [Report]
>>283553779
Forgive me.
>>283553747
Damn I never noticed.
>>283553785
Right, I forgot but at lest the subs caught on.
Anonymous No.283554067 [Report] >>283554085 >>283554171
>woke up an hour early
>accidentally went back to sleep instead of using that time to fap to Monogatari
Anonymous No.283554085 [Report] >>283554143
>>283554067
Fap to Shinobu always
Anonymous No.283554143 [Report]
>>283554085
No time, I have to go wageslave now
Anonymous No.283554171 [Report] >>283554696
>>283554067
I have a bunch of Nadelewds on my phone to quickfap to in case I wake up in the middle of the night..
Anonymous No.283554275 [Report] >>283554313
>>283495724
I disliked her story when it first released in le anime a million years ago when I was younger but I liked her recent grown up manga artist arc.
Anonymous No.283554313 [Report] >>283554459
>>283554275
You disliked Otori?
Anonymous No.283554324 [Report] >>283554423
Anonymous No.283554423 [Report]
>>283554324
Ahhhhh!
Anonymous No.283554459 [Report] >>283554740
>>283554313
Nadeko's original personality is just annoying to me
Anonymous No.283554696 [Report] >>283554754
>>283554171
Very based. I try not to quickfap to gatari unless it's absolutely critical. I want to give them all the time I can
Anonymous No.283554740 [Report]
>>283554459
Well ok.
Anonymous No.283554754 [Report] >>283555642
>>283554696
Why'd they show her panties here. I'm not complaining of course, but it is quite bold.
Anonymous No.283555629 [Report]
Mayoing Mayoi's Mayoi
Anonymous No.283555642 [Report] >>283556512
>>283554754
>Why'd they show her panties here
Why not? After all, there's no reason you'd want to see her panties. She's just a kid
Anonymous No.283555975 [Report] >>283557605
Cat(Cow)'s sweaty tits
Anonymous No.283556512 [Report]
>>283555642
I see. It is nice to be able to view such things purely. Nothing weird about another piece of clothing.
Anonymous No.283556560 [Report]
>>283549774
Kill yourself, wanschizo.
Anonymous No.283557605 [Report] >>283557746 >>283558007
>>283555975
Mayoi is the cow
Anonymous No.283557746 [Report]
>>283557605
Anonymous No.283558007 [Report]
>>283557605
HANECOWA
Anonymous No.283558526 [Report]
Next thread should be a Mayoi one. She deserves it.
Anonymous No.283559728 [Report] >>283560469
Anonymous No.283560469 [Report] >>283560637
>>283559728
Anonymous No.283560637 [Report]
>>283560469
When it is Nadeko, no means yes
Anonymous No.283560737 [Report] >>283560782 >>283560868
Anonymous No.283560782 [Report] >>283560836
>>283560737
Too big...
Anonymous No.283560836 [Report]
>>283560782
Hitagi or Tooe is how big I would allow
Anonymous No.283560868 [Report] >>283561155
>>283560737
She smashed a donut and got the filling everywhere! Shinobu is going to be mad!
Anonymous No.283561155 [Report] >>283561358
>>283560868
Mad, but not about to let it go to waste.
She'll be vigorously licking every last bit from her cleavage
Anonymous No.283561358 [Report] >>283561497
>>283561155
Shinobu understander
Anonymous No.283561497 [Report] >>283561777
>>283561358
Delicious flat...
Anonymous No.283561777 [Report] >>283561859
>>283561497
Delicious back
Anonymous No.283561859 [Report]
>>283561777
I'm sorry, all I'm paying attention to in that pic is her delicious barefoot sole.
Also, nice trips.