Thread 283472247

Welcome to Japan Cup!

MYSTERY NEIGHA!

bumppp

>>283472523
Cygames are scrambling their whole studio in making a full anime about this uma.

>>283472642
But he already got his anime.
https://x.com/netkeiba/status/1908200239192039930

>>283472523
Forever! Together!
Forever Young!

OP2 is so bad

whore

sex

The Tony Bin clan...

citys ass

is this even allowed

>>283472865
NI

fucking gaijin horses have no manners

>>283472865
>>283472888
Nyes

eigo wakaran

>>283472901
Taking a walk in Detroit be like.

yukkuri

>gets pushed a little
>immediately starts dying
Oguri....

awaken

aieeeeeeeeeeee

I just finished watching season 1 and the BNW OVA. Honestly, all the girls are kinda eh or forgettable as characters, I didn’t really care about any of them and just ended up supporting the ones with funny or cool names.
>Rice Shower
>El Condor Pasa
>Winning Ticket
>Manhattan Cafe
Those are such good names, lmao.
I also stumbled on a TikTok about Uma Musume and apparently there’s a character named Bubble Gum Buddy or something and even though I know nothing about her, she’s my favorite just because of her name alone. That’s such a good name, lmao.

japanese horses are pathetic..

KONO KEIHAI``

America #1

>>283472888
Gonna cry?

>>283472944
my favorite horse is Ligma Balls

>>283472944
>shonenshitter gets filtered by S1
Kek, every time

>>283472888
>>283472865
Reminder that bumping used to be a game mechanic in the alpha version of the game.

Torrent's out
Get sneeding

>>283472998
it would have been funny if it's implemented..

>>283472971
I didn’t get filtered though -- I just thought that, from what I’ve seen, the characters weren’t anything to write home about. I’ve heard that season 2 is better though, since the series leans more into a sports anime angle.

>>283472768
no it isnt, it grew on me

>>283472865
Gentildonna shoved Orfevre in a race because she was getting blocked by him when she wanted to escape from being blocked. She won that race but the jockey got suspended.

>>283473066
did orfevre die from the injury

>>283473079
>did orfevre die
no

>only got to racing halfway through the episode
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oguri Cap (as in jobber).

>>283473103
Fine Motion and Mayano Top Gun are amazing names.

>>283472888
She ain't a Bonercrusher for no reason.

>>283472865
>mcqueen gets dqed for getting ahead of the horses
>beating up other horses is fine

>>283472998
Bumping on top of everything else that could go wrong in a run would be fucking horrific.

>>283473111
Roppei is a terrible coach. He didn't even tell Oguri that foreigners like to fight.

>>283472834
this is old
add admire groove to your chart
>>283472944
unironically total newfag death

I knew around blacks you can never relax

>>283473159
Imagine...

>>283472865
Big Mike

>everyone in cg: aiiiiiie I can't compete if I'm not in "the zone"
>meanwhile raisu: just beats everyone with her base stalking abilities

>>283473254
Become Cinderella Gray

>>283472834
>This produced Winning ticket
Fucking WHAT

Why are they allowing gaijin horses in the prestigious nippon cup..

>>283473273
The Zone nonsense is easily the cringiest and worst part of CG but understandable since they want to attract the shonentards.

>I don't know english!
I'm really glad that gag made it in, shit had me cracking up the first time I read it.

>>283473346
it's like Dubai cup being invaded by nippon umas, they're international races

>>283473350
I wonder if it was added to mirror the ults that Umas have in-game. It's still really corny though.

>>283473331
N

>>283473397
It's oguriover...

>>283473385
>I wonder if it was added to mirror the ults that Umas have in-game
yes. it's all a setup for when Oguri activates Triumphant Pulse during her last race

>>283473344
Same VA btw

>>283473467
But she's still racing during the first uma seasons.

MYSTERY TRAINER

The Alpha of Apple Pies. The Brute of Breakfasts. The Cultivator of Calories. The Devourer of Dumplings. The Empress of Eating. The Fiercest of Fatties. The Greatest of Gluttons. The Height of Hunger. The Imperator of Insatiability. The Jarl of Jerky. The King of KFC. The Lady of Lavishness. The Mistress of Mukbangs. The Naysayer of Nachos. The Overlord of Obesity. The Princess of Pretzels. The Que-hagen of Quarter Pounders. The Ruler of Riceballs. The Sultan of Snacking. The Tyrant of Tarts. The Undertaker of Udon. The Vaeyen of Vension. The Warranter of Weight. The Xenophobe of Ximenias. The Yardmistress of Yummies. The Zhar of Zucchini.

THE GRAY PHANTOM
THE ASHEN BEAST
THE GLUTTON OF KASAMATSU
THE CINDERELLA GRAY™
THE CAP AS IN PEAK

FATguri THE HEAVY
HUNGRYguri THE OVERWEIGHT
FULLguri THE FOODIE
BIGguri THE IMPOSING
ROUNDguri THE VORACIOUS

THE FATASS OF FATASSES
THE GLUTTON OF GLUTTONS
THE SCOURGE OF CAFETERIA
THE INFAMOUS
THE TYRANNICAL
THE UMA THE MYTH THE LEGEND
OGURICADO CAPOCADO

>>283473486
>first uma seasons
not canon to cingray

>>283473467
Triumphant pulse is the second spurt she displayed during the race with Norn I think.
Speeding up again after she already started her spurt.

>>283473159
"I need an adult"

>>283473520
>not canon to cingray

She survived goo-goo babies.

>>283472888
Why'd Tamamo shove into Ellerslie so hard like that? Does she have no manners.

AROUND BLACKS…

>>283472768
Skip every time.

W A S H E D

>>283473535
Is she into old men?

>>283473512
>Wins the Japan Cup one time
>Doesnt win anything else
>Japan draws her as a total monster in this

>>283473761
Nippon are simply that weak and live in constant fear of gaijin horses.

The only one thing I didn't like of Uma Musume season 2 is that they skipped Teio's 1992 Japan Cup win.

That was very huge back then, it was the first win by Japan after Symboli Rudolf (after Oguri jobbing three times we had the race of 1990 won by USA horse Golden Pheasant with the best japanese result being McQueen being 4th).

Teio broke the curse after winning a mano a mano against Australian champion Naturalism and started the golden age of Japan in Japan Cup

Well, since 2006 the tournament has been a joke and the overseas horses don't care anymore (only decent result for them was a second place in 2024 by a french horse)

>>283473768
Not today though

>>283473217
Was thinking the same. Starts going on about how gaijins always fight dirty during the race but didn't think to tell either Belno or Oguri before.

>>283473737
I'm into old men, Cygays hurry up

>>283473447
Which stand is this?

>>283472865
>Brown honse
>Is a bully who resorts to rough housing to win the race
What DID they mean by this?

Made some stitches.

>>283473801
Forever Young is like 99.99% Gaijin though. Even the "Japanese" part leads back to Sunday Silence.

Creek My Mummy

>>283473761
>>283473768
>Oversee horse that is too weak just destroys your country's rising national hero and current number 1 horse
>Make her a super undercover secret powerhouse in your mango that has a Sekret affinity for Japan turf exclusively and tricked everybody with her sneaky disguise just to cope that you lost to a literal who

>>283473863
>Real Steel
When?

>>283473929
She's already in season 3.

>>283473865
But they're both girls...

>>283473944
Sex with Gold City's navel...

>>283473950
Little girls need milk to grow big and strong.

Gold Shipy?

>>283473967
Mayonegg Top Gun

Japan Cup for Uma first timers

>1981-1985: the beginnings. American wins and Japan gets two wins with Katsuragi Ace and Symboli Rudolf
>1986-1991: era of total jobbing, dominated first by Great Britain, then by USA and Oceania (Oguri Japan Cups are from here; Ogurin's crush Horlicks sets a world record)
>1992-1994: threepeat of Japan, first by Tokai Teio, then by two random japanese horses with careers so small they aren't in the Uma franchise
>1995-1997: European small golden era. A german horse surprised everybody and won 1995, then Ireland won the next years
>1998-2005: first Japan domination era, only exceptions being 2002 (won by an italian horse) and 2005 (won by Alkaseed, a british horse that broke Horlick's record in a repeat of 1989 race with Oguri's role being by Heart's Cry, the only horse who beat Deep Impact and for some reason not in the Uma franchise)
>In this domination era, japanese horses that won are El Condor Pasa, Special Week (anime season 1 race against that french horse Majourie), TM Opera O, Jungle Pocket (the race where she beat TM Opera O in the Beginning to a New Era movie), Tap Dance City (that race had a particular record where Tap Dance City won with a distance of 10 lengths over the second place) and Zenno Rob Roy (who won every single race in Autumn)

>>283473965
Gold City desu.

>>283473991
>From 2006 is the total Japan domination. Overseas horses only placed in the top-3 twice: a third place in 2006 and a second place in 2024. There were even years without any international horse racing. Now the most of international horses Japan Cup is around 2 or 3
>Some winners we know from this era: Deep Impact (the triple crown horse that will never be in the game), Vodka, Buena Vista (Spe-chan grandaughter), Gentildonna (first horse to win Japan Cup more than once, winning it two consecutive times in epic races against Orfevre and Gold Ship), Kitasan Black (that race has no relevance in anime season 3), Cheval Grand (the big race of season 3 where she declared her love to Kitasan), Almond Eye (the 9 G1 winner and the other horse to win this more than once, she also broke Alkaseed previous record), and Equinox (Kitasan Black son who also won 7 G1 and isn't still in the game)
>2010 was a controversial race. Buena Vista (Spe-chan grandaughter) won but was disqualified to second position for some bullshit that enraged Japan. Buena Vista had her revenge and won next year though
>2012 was also controversial because Gentildonna tackled Orfevre in the final stretch to win but they didn't disqualify her
>2020 was considered a legend race because three triple crown winners competed at the same time, all three being in the top-3 (Almond Eye won there)
>Something similar happened in 2023 with Equinox getting the win
>I don't remember now if 1998 Japan Cup was in anime season 1 but it was the first japanese top-3: El Condor Pasa, Air Groove, and Special Week

>>283473991
>by Heart's Cry, the only horse who beat Deep Impact and for some reason not in the Uma franchise)
Having Heart's Cry without Deep Impact wouldn't make sense honestly, the most important thing that horse did was defeating that doped horse that everyone though it was unbeatable, making a career for her in which Deep Impact is some NPC Uma called "Profound Hit" would be shitty

>>283474073
Just rename her into Armageddon.

Last stitch.

>>283472247 (OP)
Just look how fucking small she is!

>>283474097
Thank you.

>>283474097
:D

>>283474110
She wouldn't even reach for a breastfeeding.

>>283474090
>Armageddon
That's clever.

>This scene was also from a Japan Cup race

Kino...

>>283473363
Normal walk Detroit

>>283473709
NEVER RELAX

>>283473863
By your logic american horses and all the world horses are Arabians though. The fact of the matter is that a Japanese bred and trained horse. You secondaries are retarded.

The episode was like 5 minutes at most wtf

>>283473761
Its like with Commadore Perry who is pretty much unknown outside japan while in japan its AIEEEEE WE MUST OPEN UP!

>>283473447
>>283473512
>>283473833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg

>>283472247 (OP)
Built for NTR.

Was it ABSOLUTELY necessary for us to stare at Gold City's ass for several seconds here?

>>283474475
We all love NTR here.

>>283474073
Profound hit or Armageddon are great names for an npc Uma.

>>283472865
Why are "western athletes always known for rough play" a trope in sport anime? Are they not skilled enough without the rough housing? Or are they just that desperate for a win?

>>283474528
Because westerners are big and rude whereas Japanese are small and polite.

Michelle feels way more malicious in the anime ngl

>>283474528
they hate us because they ain't us

>>283474562
>>283474706
>>283474709

I don't like foreign horses. They are evil and not cute at all.

>>283474851
Agreed, fellow domestic horse lover.

How did Gold City gets selected for the Japan Cup? Pretty sure she sucked. Why not Muteki or Creek?

Obey your Master's underboob. Does she not wear a bra when she runs? Does she like getting her nipples chafed?

>>283474487
I didn't even notice.

>>283472806
Should've went to Disneyland..

>>283472779
>no Obey Your Master
Racist....

>>283472834
Tony knew what happened to Ferdinand and had to step or else he'd get turned into catfood.

>>283473991
Didnt foreigners stop sending their horses to Japan Cup?

>>283475368
They didn't send as much after japan's blatant attempt at rigging by changing the turf in early 00's.

>>283475155
Americans aren't a race.

>>283474487
The entire episode should have been from that angle

>>283473703
Imagine Cinderella Grey ending with the beginning of season 1.

>>283473863
Cope. YOU LOST

>>283474127
What do non-racing Umas do other than be GFs and wives to human men?

>>283475915
prostitutes

I really love the Obey Your Master naming. What was its original name? because I’ve heard they rename most of the horses in the anime to prevent the real ones being painted as "bullies"

>>283475998
>What was its original name?
Pay the Butler
But there is a real horse named Obey Your Master now.

>>283474871
Pretty privilege.

>>283472998
Narita Taishin would be unplayable if they kept this in. Poor lil bitch would just get ran over every race

>>283472865

He got his revenge today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGRXudb8UOo

>>283475998
> I’ve heard they rename most of the horses in the anime to prevent the real ones being painted as "bullies"
Both you and that nigga are retarded
>>283476259
Of course it was a future doctor

Obey and Michelle were mogging everyone else at the starting gate
Why are nip and yuro horses so tiny?

So we can all agree that Cap is cooked, right?

Me on my way to Kitasan's mom's bedroom

>>283477037
She will win... I believe...

Spe would have cleared them.

>>283477137
I need to read the manga after the cour ends. Punished Oguri looks kino.

>>283477158
They did her so dirty, S1 made her look like a goofy jobber that won japan cup by complete asspull, but I checked the horse stats and she's stacked.

>>283476213
This would only buff Goldship even harder.

>>283477249
Not only that her descendants inherited that obscene last spurt, Buena Vista and Cesario raced as cleanly as Special did.

Special week carries both the legacy of Maruzenzky and Shiraoki well.

>>283477211
For that arc you'd have to wait until 2029 given how slow the english TL is

I still can't get over how the final spurt music sounds like something out of a pokemon battle

>>283474528
>Why are "western athletes always known for rough play"
Sports is a multi-trillion dollar industry globally and the select few chosen to play dedicate their whole lives to it for better or worse so yes if you can do rough play to get an advantage and it will do more good then harm you do it. So much money flows through sports that just last week in America basketball players and coaches for raided by the FBI for fixing for gains on sports betting.

>>283477037
History said yes

>>283473447
>HERE’S JOHNNY

>>283477150
japanese shaming..

>>283477249
she's shit in the game too
just why

>>283477150
>japanese _____ are so tiny
Gigastacy sizequeen uma...

>>283475368

I'm no expect but I think in general the big draw has been Dubai etc. races since they're much closer and have absurd price purses. Japan is really far, the price is smaller, futher compounded by weak yen.

>>283477249
just wait until you heard about vodka's 7 g1 wins while being relegated to being daiwa's partner into irrelevance

>>283477721

Yeah Vodka is honestly the uma with worst portrayal. First mare to win the Derby in 60 years or something stupid like that on top of those G1's.

>>283477721
>Vodka
>Daiwa Scarlet
What could have been...

>>283477677
You're more expert than me, so I'll ask what dictates prize pool? JRA themselves, or a mix of tickets, revenue? Could the uma boom which I think is having a strong impact on jap racing, bring international interest back to japan?

>>283477822
battle pass crowd funding

>>283477810
Two horses no one cares about. Well, a horse and a cow.

>>283472247 (OP)
>eigo wakaranai
i just burst out laughing lol

A FUCKING CLIFFHANGER?
IN MY FUNNY HORSE ANIME?!!

>>283476662
Chemicals in the water that make the Umas gay

>>283477249
Tbh both s1 and s3 suffer from the same exact thing. From marketing perspective it makes sense to tone it down so I can't blame them, as the whole franchise was a big risk to take. I mean you can't really have Spe looking at every chestnut horse with despise, even if it sounds funny as hell.
It is what it is.

>>283477249
She's now relegated as the racist of Umamusume.

>>283477249
Constantly humiliated in her winning lives too.

>>283473065
stockholm syndrome

>>283478265
Why do gaijin horses speak japanese but japan horses cant speak english

WHAT?

>>283478593
>can't even say "Victory is mine" too the gaijin
Oguri Lame

>>283478357
>>283473512
>>283473447
>>283472940
>mfw you enter the zone and a American rolls up next to you blasting Master Of Puppets

>>283478653
She didn't yell Triumphant pulse either.

>>283478425
>is that a...?

>>283478425
what's with the chestnut horse

>>283474972
She just tapes her nipples like long distance marathonists

>>283478701
why the fuck did pay the butler turned into a metallica reference? is 'pay the butler' a music quote as well?

>>283473331
/v/ threads are gonna get unbearable

>>283472523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEWBm_3yK8

>>283473331
Damn big American horses can push around tiny Japanese horses who're too polite to fight back HUH???

>>283474152
s3 is pretty good when the episode isn't centered around kitasan bore

>>283474528
Haha why indeed

>>283480071
what a fucking neigha

>>283480071
one thing is the horses bumping into each other, but this motherfucker is pulling on forever young's rein, this has to be punished with a suspension at the very least, right?

>>283480225
>this has to be punished with a suspension at the very least, right?
LOL
LMAO

>>283480225
Lolnope. They did consider a complaint but decided to let it go because they'd get promoted to 2nd at most.

>>283477763
>most MCs have 4 G1 wins any more and you're relegated as a joke, an NPC, or a boss character
What did they mean by this?

>>283480071
Name of the horse which the jockey pulling the reins is racing on?

Matikanefukukitaru

>>283480426
Sierra Leone, who also ran today against Forever Young in Breeders Cup classic.

>>283480477
And lost
Nippon Banzai

>>283472998
>>283476213
>>283477263
>Gold Ship canonically TANKED a tackle from Gentildonna that even Orfevre cowered from
invincible

>>283480388

The top level champions make for boring stories, there were already complaints about Oguri always winning in Cinderella Gray season 1. That's why they sideline the likes of Rudolf (undefeated triple crown, famously the horse disobeyed jockey in a race and refused to begin final spurt too early, did it when it wanted to and won) and Maruzensky (undefeated career, races were in danger of being cancelled since owners pulled their horses from races where Maru was signed up).

>>283472247 (OP)
>Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray
>Road to become new Haru Urara.
Will she even win something this season?
I thought Oguri is the goat.

>>283477763
is that maruzensky next to urara? i thought she was one of the strong one

>>283477763
FY only has 3 g1 wins, fraud alert?

>>283480595
You can't become Haru Urara if you've ever won something.

>>283480595

It follows the real life horse's career. You can look up the race records if you want.

>>283480619

Maru is very old horse and suffered from Japan's archaic rules at the time. Maru's mother was bought from US and imported to JP while pregnant. Despite being born and raised in JP the horse was banned from basically all G1 races (glorious JP horses only). Maru could only participate in lower level races where it was an absolute menace, winning with a 7 length lead MINIMUM. One of those races did include future G1 winner. It lead to situations like >>283480581 since the rules of the time banned horses from racing if they lost by too much so owners of other horses didn't want to take the risk against this monster. Maru was undefeated through his whole career and was a very succesfull breeder, Special Week was his grandchild among other G1 winners.

>>283480595
hopefully she gets some injuries too, one of the reasons s2 is so good is teio's struggling with it and making the best she can to overcome it
the ending of cingray has the potential of being even better than the miracle run

>>283474972
It's okay since I'll suck on her nipples afterwards so it feels better.

is this the start where Oguri just jobs all the way until her miraclous win in Arima Kinen?

>>283480953
Nope
That's season 3 material

>>283480953

No, this season is actually the start of Oguri's best year. We're in 1988, 1989 (theoretical season 3, maybe even 4) is Oguri's peak and then the famous one last hurrah finish happens in 1990.

>>283480977
How can it be season 3 when it's right after japan cup according to Wikipedia?

>>283481038
Because there's another japan cup arc.

>>283481038

Oguri ran 3 times in Arima and Japan cup, anon.

>>283481038
Oguri Cap ran the Japan Cup and Arima Kinen 3 years, this is the first

>Two american horses
>The black one is big, plays basketball and is physically aggressive
>The blonde one is well studied and cunning
What did they mean by this?

>>283481038
Oguri runs in Japan Cup for 3 years in a row, and this is only the first one.

gaijin have no honor and have to resort to dirty tricks

>>283481261
>well studied and cunning
also batshit crazy

The cause of death of every uma musume characters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQy28pmMmVU

>>283481261
Horses aren't black, anon
They're chestnut

>>283481261
Next one also has a big, dumb, physically aggressive american uma but she's white

>>283481366
>Heart failure after breeding

They're gonna pull the shonen shit where it takes 12 episodes for 1 race/fight right? We'll get 10 seconds of race followed by 20 minutes of backstories of every racer involved? I may as well just drop this shit until the final episode.

>>283481434
That's how I wish to go

>>283481441
Anon, this is an adaptation of a manga that's an adaptation of real events. If you are really that impatient you can just go check the race results on the internet.

>>283480812
>Wins so hard the losers get BANNED for every racing again.
Kinda based.

>look up real oguri's cap record
Fuck, I spoiled the entire series for myself

>>283481843
Anon, I...

>>283480692
two of those G1s gave such big money that FY is the new highest earning japan horse.

>>283481912
Lol

>>283478865
the IRL horse hated the shit out of chestnut colored horses, probably because of some trauma that the surrogate mother denied him. Grass was a chestnut colored horse. There is an old video somewhere uploaded where the two reunite, Grass gets tricked that he goes into a breeding session by the owners, so he pops a boner. Spe sees this and gets furious as fuck, its pretty funny.

>>283477763
So it seems like being a hall of fame honse requires 7 GI wins, winning the triple crown or being Taiki Teio Mcqueen Oguri or El.

Looks like Buena Vista and Golshi get cucked lol

>>283480581
I think they should redo things and make the next season about the Scarlet/Vodka rivalry. Although if the sticking to horses not animated i want my Kris S/Neo Universe/Rob Roy season

>>283482765
Why does she job all the time?

>>283482765
oops caught one of the screen shake frames
>>283482792
not every horse can win every race

>>283482451
Rigged

>>283481700

The whole "Eclipse first, the rest nowhere" refers to very old long distance races in Britain. If your horse fell too far behind they were eliminated and that's what Eclipse did, ran so far forward everyone else lost without getting to the finish line.

YEPPERS!

>>283480568
I kinda dislike Nurfevre. They made her too cool for school, when in reality she was the bitch of Tosen Jordan and only went insane while racing.
The original design was so much closer to the real Orfevre

>>283477763
my wife nature is a jobber...

Why no one told me Oguri was a fraud?

My gluttonous queen Oguri Cap is jobbing so hard right now she looks like a s1 tutorial enemy. Tamamo Cross still looking strong tho, second time in a row where she fights tooth and nail, finally finds herself in first and then "oh my gad is that literal horrors beyond umamusume comprehension behind me???? aaahhhhhhhhh save me backstory"

Also can we start slandering dementia filled cranky bum ass nigga roppei, mf holds info half the time from joe, belno and oguri and the other half just gives half ass advice that only oguri understands. Stop aurafarming your trainee is getting her ass beat by a 7foot 900 pound nigger

Why doesn't Rudolf spectate Oguri races anymore? Did she realize Cap actually meant fraud?

>>283483500
Oguri just needs more YAMATO DAMASHI AND OXYGEN IN HER MUSCLES

>>283480595
>bro she only won 4 G1s she might as well be Haru...
You guys are so fucking stupid.

>>283483887
If you ain't first you might as well be last. Oguri will be learning that from now on.

>>283483952
Imagine the pelvis-shattering sex

>>283484054
What would be her best sex position?

>>283483615
Better yet, if Rudolf really wanted Oguri to enter classics, why hasn't she used her slutty body to convince ojisans URA?

>>283484136
because it was an obasan that blocked her path

>rams into Oguri to bully her out of third
>Immediately accelerates to second once Oguri drops down
Wtf is her problem?

>>283483086
Never forget what they took from you.

>>283477763
Kitasan got done dirty. She was in her prime but they pulled her off the races so she can be a breeder instead.

>>283483952
I prefer "The Titan"
It sounds cooler

>>283484194
This should be the beginning for an instant loss video

>>283484083
missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation with the lights off, all while holding hands

>>283484204
Instead of stupid "youre past your prime" copout, they should adapt it with Kitasan quitting racing because of unplanned pregnancy with trainer.

>>283484194
Same uma who was bawling because she got gifted a donut plushie in S1 btw

why didn't we get an episode last week

GETTING BUMPED TO THE GROUND BY BIG BLACK UMA
GETTING BLACKED BY BIG BLACK UMA
BEING FORCED TO FATHER HALF BLACK UMALETS
wouldn't that be so awful h-hahaha

>>283484332
>wanting Suzuka to be a murderer

So how are they gonna split the episodes? Who has good guesses about what each ep will cover?

I don't care for basketball.

>>283484767
>A giant brown American horse girl will never break your pelvis during sex

>>283473211
Wife

>>283474362
I want to drink from the same straw as her

>>283484771
In the hot, sweltering summer of nineteen ninety two.

>>283484922
Wtf anon... That would be an indirect kissu

>>283484771
Imagine being a big black uma and having a cute little Oguri bouncing up and down your cock.

>>283480474
Her alt is so close... I'm probably the only person that's been saving for her from the beginning so if I don't get her I'm killing myself.

why's she so upset

if japanese horses are all so shit, why does japan keep hosting an event where better foreigners are invited solely to humiliate japanese horses who will never be as good as them

>>283484739
They want to air the last episode (Arima Kinen) on the day of the IRL Arima Kinen.

>>283485108
Her BF is ignoring her to watch uma races

>>283485108
sex with generic mob uma girls

>>283477763
And then there's Digitan who is done the absolute dirtiest despite being a complete nutso in terms of accomplishments.

>>283484979
Exactly. I'll work my way up to a real kissu someday

>>283474046
retardbro...Spe is Buena's direct sire....

>>283485167
So they can rig it.

Belno would make a good mother

>>283485301
Me at work

>>283485574
Yeah, mine

>>283485574
Why Twin Bee?

i can't bring myself to feel excited
she's just going to lose to the foreigners anyway right

>>283485675
Believe in Oguri Cap

>>283485574
Belno's heaving belno's

>>283485692
the last time i did she jobbed to a midget

>>283485574
>B89 W53 H77
btw

CHOCO UMA LOVE

>>283485228
>portrayed as a joke in the game
>surprised anons don't take her seriously
Blame CyGames

>>283485713
You didn't believe hard enough.

>>283485713
THAT HEIGHTIST!

>>283485734
Most horses are portrayed as a joke in the game most of the time.

>>283485574
>Belno would make a good mother

>>283485787
>all this training just to job to randos over and over

>>283472865
https://youtu.be/Twsq2ydLIZk?si=HqK75bLhG1GuxpxB&t=123

>>283485774
Some are more jester than others.
You would think Gold Ship is some jobber ass until you check his races, but would think Suzuka is some god tier uma

>>283485759
Who tf let her out of the crib?

>>283485774
And then there are horses that want their trainer to mate press them.

>>283484478
Retirement does some crazy things.

>>283485923
Man, I really hate Ryan's hairstyle.

>>283485728
I really hope she doesn't amazon press me and force me to nakadashi her choco umanko to make half choco babies hahahaha

>>283485574
Horse milk

>thrown around by giant umagaijin
>Already out of breath
>The American UmaSchizo will probably win
Fuck you cygames I wanted a show about bakushin

>>283486234
US of A rules, Nippon drools. That's just the way the world works.

>>283485813
>randos
Just the main cast then?

>>283486234
To become a trve hero one must taste pain and strvggle. Youre brown so you wouldn't get it tho

chisai...

>>283486117
What taste is Meisho Doto

Wtf is that captcha 0.0

>>283486234
>I wanted a show about bakushin
YUCK

at least 10 kids with meganekko mob uma

>>283480388
The last time the tried to make a story about a completely strong horse, we got S3 Kitasan.

>>283486364
>To become a trve hero one must taste pain and strvggle. Youre brown so you wouldn't get it tho
t.norn

>>283486440
organic

what's with this sassy lost child

are we 100% sure michelle hasn't been taking steroids

>>283480815
don't worry, oguri's running style will take its toll on her and cause her to sit out the entirety of the '89 spring season

>the basketball umerican assaults oguri from behind
what the FUCK

>oguri just starts getting the shit kicked out of her
uh ref
is this legal

>>283486769
At least it was just Michelle. Tama got fucking tag team'd.

>>283480595
People bitching about Oguri winning too much in season 1 (even though she won like what? 1 race?) get what they want

CHOTOTSU MOUSHIN

Episode kind of made Oguri out to be a retard by padding out some extra time fighting with Michelle. In the manga it made it look more like she remembered Musaka's words and dropped back pretty quickly where here she just stuck it out for seemingly little reason.

>>283486492
Shoulder to shoulder with blue shirt. She's already taken.

did no one tell the jap horses that foreigners play rough by default? i think that would be pretty fucking pertinent information to know before a race

>>283480568
Goldship had like 50+kilos on Gentidonna which just makes Orfevre look even more pathetic.

>>283486769
>>283486827
I want my pelvis to be assaulted by big black uma

Oguri chan is so charming and adorable. My kokkoro...

>>283486234
I think Bakushin's VA resigned so there's no hope of getting a Star Blossom adaptation now.

yeah i'd be making the same face if i had THAT running up behind me too

>>283477721
>>283477763
>>283484204
>>283477249
If they make a Season 4 about almond eye or equinox it will be a cointoss between being kino like season 2 or it will be an embarrassment like season 3 and it will make the keibafags finally decide to knife the studio director for perceived insult at another horse idol

cute!

>>283486968
Wasn't she "forced" out of the industry for making public anti-muslim immigrant comments on her twitter?

>>283486440
>DO TOT
sweep tosho shall eat her veggies

>loses, again
brehs... this is supposed to be her anime...

>>283485759
mogged

>>283485759
>the two tallest umas are american
Umaricans... I kneel...

>>283487014
>Resigned for being anti Muslim immigration
If that's true then my respect for her grew twofold, as well my depression if she resigned AIEEEEEEEEEE

>white lightning FEARS da joker
what the fuck is going on

>>283487013
You must be a total virgin
Only women with triple digit bodycount act like that.
Super creek is a harlot, a slut, a loose girl, and molests her trainer.

>>283487148
>You must be a total virgin
where do you think we are

>>283487148
Promise?

>>283487014
>source: I made it the fuck up

how did airhead oguri remember it was 28 days

>>283486968
She actually sang in one of the recent MVs, and the comments seem really supportive of her comeback.

>>283487014
You guys really need to stop believing every single thing you see on here.

>>283487200
That's why I'm asking, I read it on the internet.

>>283487236
I'm glad people here are calling out on his bullshit.

How did they end up like this

>>283487014
She took a "step back" from voice acting for a while.

>>283486880
Do you see how they’re built? Even the bong ojou is taller than them all

>>283487214
>Racing makes oguri hungry
>Oguri always eats after racing
>Therefore she memorized all her races down to the exact day, hour, weather, track, and distance

>>283487214
Oguri is an idiot, but she's not stupid.

>>283487014
Not everything is hyper political filled with american garbage you mutt

Can you name her?

>>283472865
This is what happens when you RELAX

>>283472865
>>283486769
>>283486785
That's on Oguri and Tama-chan for not learning English

Guess the reason why there wasn't any roughhousing in JCup 2 was because everyone was too busy trying not to get stamina checked

>>283485574
Why can't Belno win races if she has Swinging Maestro too? Is she stupid?(witlet)

>>283486880
That's just the anime way of translating how japanese horses aren't acclimated with how European and American horses race, there was no training in the world to prepare them to that, short of being born european and racing there their entire lives

>>283486219
Why is Digital like this?

>>283485543
>>283487816
Why do Americans like showing off their pits so much? Do they have no shame?

Why are americans evil?

>>283487898
theyre controlled by their zog trainers

>>283473363
There are racist horses? What's her name.

>>283486769
Fatigue'd

>>283487870
Stego would be way too OP if they let this feature into the game.

>Ywn have rough sweaty post race lovey dovey breeding sex with Michelle and Master to celebrate beasting on the japs
IMAGINE THE [Spoiler] handholding and affirmations of love [/spoiler]

>>283488099
you fucked up your post and now EVERYONE knows you're a perverted DEGENERATE

>>283488099
You are in for a rough surprise next week.

>>283487870
If they kept this feature in, all those skill animations where they pull out weapons would be 1000% funnier.

>>283488099
ctrl+s baka

>short
>stylish
>fat tits

Simply the best.

>>283488218
Mobilefag :(

>>283481261
Good thing the gacha also cover three other American (Playable) Horses
>One Uma is a lovable uma that love hugs, is all out friendly with everyone, loves BBQ, and has one of the biggest bust size. A Golden Retriever in uma form
>Another Uma is a "Latina" that pride in wearing the mask. With out her mask, she think she is nothing.
>Then there is the Weeb. The one that is constantly angry all the time. The one that wants to rape Spe.

>>283488242
Disgusting.

>>283487870
>green lady didn't lie, she's just from an alternate universe where this feature still exists

>>283488013
>>283488170
Everyone would just dump their carats on Akebono and role their Ace, Akebono, and Evil Nature in every Cup.

USA
USA
USA

>>283488440
The most delectable, most lickable, tummies

>>283488359
TAIKI HELP

An entire thread went by without big city Belno posted.

>>283488540
Spe-chan can help!

Is this entire season going to be Oguri jobbing?

Anyone remember when this series was about Oguri?

>>283488803
The series is about Cinderellas and Grays.

For all that Oguri thinks Kitahara is a good trainer, is he actually one? I mean, he kind of just gave up on Belno after she lost a race, and it's not like he has any other umas he's trained.

>>283481366
>Takes a nap on the pasture
>Dies
What a fortunate way to pass away for a horse.

Oguri needs to git gud first, but she'll get there.

>>283488865
No, he's average. But anyway, umamusume have trainers the same way vtubers have "managers".

>>283473628
>see her racing outfit

Oh man...

>>283488865
Musaka's supposed to be a top veteran, but he didn't even tell Oguri the foreigners like to play rough. Trainer skill rises and falls as the plot demands it.

Kitahara's not amazing, he's just the first one to tell Oguri she can do it. It's an emotional bond not a practical one.

>>283487214
autism

>>283488944
>>283488803
Ogurin needs healing.
https://files.catbox.moe/i6y48s.mp4

>>283488865
>he kind of just gave up on Belno after she lost a race
To be fair, Belno was quick to give up on racing and content to serve as a support for Oguri. Can't really do much with that unless you believe she was some mega late bloomer (which there's no reason to)

>>283487214
I love the line. It's one of my favorites. It's not Oguri being snarky and correcting Tamamo. It's her being genuine and expressing it as a matter of fact. It's her way of saying she's thinking about the last race, how long it's been since they went head to head, and how she was looking forward to their eventual reunion.

>>283487214
Because she's been thinking of that day every time she woke up.

>>283488958
Wait a minute is this just purple British Gentildonna

>>283489315
Why are trainers taking their horses to pools and hot springs at all?

>>283481366
>Narita Brian
>gastric rupture
Horse preggers jokes not so funny any more huh?

>>283472865
>>283472867
GG

Ban muricans from sport with actual human beings.

>>283489346
Pool training is resistance training and can build stamina and muscles.
Hot Springs is basically like maintenance, the warm water relaxes their bodies.

>>283489346
Training for endurance in the pool, recreation and refreshment in the hot springs.

>>283488865
>Gives up on belno because she is a jobber uma to focus on Oguri
>Even though there is umas like urara that are objectively not meant for racing and still do their best no matter what
Kaichou was right, Kitahara is a third rate failure of a trainer, no wonder Musaka and Rudolf stole them both from him.

>>283489315
That's perfect, thanks for sharing.

>>283489404
What kind of training is that in the bottom left?

>>283489404
Belno pretty much tapped out herself and decided to become a support main.

>>283489404
How about Belno training was just offscreened

>>283489404
If Belno wanted to race like Urara she would have, it's not like anyone stopped her. She chose her career path herself.

>>283489445
She's so fat on the manga.

>>283489470
She needs to be fatter.

>>283489445
>>283489463

She's good at support, too. Oguri's about as dependent on her as Kitahara, if not more.

>>283489404
Wait if Oguri had to get permission to transfer to Tracen, how the hell did Haru get in? How many Marches are out there who are denied Central because shitters like Haru are eating their spots?

>>283481434
McQueen went out like a champ.

>>283489404
Belno is a breeding Uma now. It's why we don't see her in the game or in the future and was replaced by Tamamo Cross as Oguri's best friend.

>>283489512
iirc canonically the director saw her and chose her to get in because of her passion (and because she was cute)

>>283488248
you deserve it, then

Reminder that Belno's an ojou-sama whose family owns a major sporting goods chain. She's probably running shoe R&D or something.

>>283489592
>optimize racing shoes
>never gets used because all the big boy G1 racers run in fucking heels.

>>283489089
This is amazing. In all sorts of ways.

>>283489621
Someone's going to release OP carbon fiber heels eventually...

>>283489512
>Wait if Oguri had to get permission to transfer to Tracen, how the hell did Haru get in? How many Marches are out there who are denied Central because shitters like Haru are eating their spots?
When in doubt blame the gremlin.

>>283489592
she made Oguri's cleats so she knows some blacksmithing too.

>>283489562
>(and because she was cute)
>grooming her so she can have her all to herself
This is haram.

>>283489663
>Why do you know how to blacksmith cleats by hand

That entire scene with Kitahara blanking out was hilarious.

>>283489649
This showed up on my 10 roll for SMaru and I got anime McQueen instead.

>>283489315
This is cute but im surprised the anime hasnt touched up on this at all yet.

>>283489621
the sporting goods companies are probably contracted to design g1 outfit footwear too

>>283486931
>>283486977
Tell me about the cute Brit named Shirley, is she real or just created for the story? I want to stick my penis in her

>>283488958
>>283489337
Paizuri

>>283473350
>complaining about a sports trope in a sports series

Those american musumes are worst kind, one is mutt and other one looks like prostitute(20$)

>>283489315
people rode these things into war

>>283489776
To be fair, several umas dress like prostitutes

>>283489747
most horses that get named are still based off of real horses, even mob umas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shady_Heights

>>283489463
>>283489786
I need to be raped by Belno

Prostitutes dress like horses.

>>283489810
Might be in manga or game but so far in anime all of them were either cute/classy. Save for that weird outfit Tamamo have.
>>283487873
To spread N stink.

>>283489772
No, cringey shounen skill names like "Gray Phantom" or "Wild Joker" etc are not a "sports trope". Read actual spokon instead of shounenshit like Blue Lock.

>>283489512
>The in game reason: urara tanked the exams but her cheerfulness was so uplifting that they made a special exception for her
>The actual reason: kaichou has a bias for Urara..

>>283489776
no racehorse is a mutt, you can track their pedigree through 5 generations or more

>>283489912
They do it in eyeshield 21 too.

>>283489810
They surely do this to go up in popularity pools. No shame. Kitasan even whored her armpits out.

>>283489912
CinGray is a sports shounen. You may not like it, but there's no denying it.

>>283489918
Rudolf's personality completely changes after Teio arrives...

>like to think I'm above hype moments and aura
>love toni bianca because of her seriousness

>Obey (and Michelle My Baby to a lesser extent) are the only ones that get new art
Why are the other gaijinmas so forgettable? The only times Tony Bianca ever get drawn is when it's one of those sire/descendants art. Bonecrusher is forgotten despite Folkqueen being decently popular and Gold City super popular. Literally nobody cares about the brit.

>>283490184
I'd hardly even put Michelle and Obey in the same vicinity for that metric, Michelle is still at fewer than 50 illustrations on pixiv while Obey has over 500 so it's more like Obey and literally everyone else in terms of CinGre gaijin uma art

>>283490184
Michelle My Baby fills a more niche role of tall muscle mommy that is largely vacant in umamusume, with an added bonus for chocolatefags
Obey mogged Tony Bianca for aura farming and Tony is probably a pain in the ass to draw because of her curls
Ellerise Pride kinda just sucks and might as well only exist for Folkqueen to springboard off of.

>>283490184
everyone else is overdesign and doom to fail

>>283488865
She mainly just wants him to fuck her brains out and horny overrides every other rational though

>>283490804
thought*
I am also horny

>>283489810
clanker whore