Thread 283700613

why are goblins so hated by elves?

racists see goblins I see future doctors and lawyers

Elves deserve to be raped. Humans and Goblins should work together

>>283700613 (OP)
is there a race who doesn't hate anons? I mean, goblins

>>283700613 (OP)
Goblins? GOBLINS!

racists see goblins I see elf breeders and sex havers

>>283700706
This. Only when everyone works together we will restore the rightful place of elves as breeding stock.

>>283700706
spbp. goblins doesn't deserve this hate. elves should be manhandled by both goblins and humans

>>283700754
>>283700796
It's a natural partnership. Together, we could conquer elf lands. Humans get the technology, riches, and good farmlands; and the goblins get an entitlement to 75% of the women

This schizo is still trying to troll with this after so many days, and still no one cares. Tremendously sad.

>>283700613 (OP)
Goblins actually get to fuck humans

When are we gonna get cute goblin girls in anime?

>>283700796
Didn't you get banned on /tg/?

>>283701047
>goblin
>curvy
>tummy
>thick megane
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!

>>283701145
You forgot:
>3'5"

>>283701141
That's not something to be ashamed off, these fuckwipes ban all the best posters and leave only the most toxic spergs.

>>283700613 (OP)
No cute goblins

>>283701141
>>283701286
that wasn't not me, anons. it's just something i've noticed in anime on how badly they frame goblins in anime just because elves hate them

>>283701141
I fucking wish.
The thread was going for days until the mods hate mercy/common sense and deleted it.
Elf-haters

>>283701047
What would it be about?

Consider the following.
Elves = gorgeous and intelligent girls.
Humans = chads that they're obsessed with.
Goblins = (You) that they're repulsed by.
Stop hating on our kith and kin.

>>283701040
Orcs fuck humans.

>>283702372
If I was Kazuma I would have fucked all those ork bitches until my balls were the size of balloons from all the extra blood pumping into them just to sustain the endless production of sperm cells to fertilize them all. I would have flooded the world with my bastard half-ork children.
Kazuma is weak.

>>283701047
When someone makes a cute goblin girl manga or light novel.
Get to work, anon. Make your dreams a reality.

Goblincel thread. Cope and seethe, you green snotmonkeys, you will never have a pure elf waifu, you will die alone in your filthy rat warrens.

>>283700613 (OP)
Imagine being a 2000 year old virgin and losing it to a goblin lmao

>>283701047
Peter Grill has them.

Not sure if Interspecies reviewers had goblins in them. Seems like an oversight if they didn't.

Also slime isekai made the gobbos "tolerable".

>>283702090
Goblin girl trying to put a party together to get treasure but all the males think she's just trying to fuck them so they won't join. Hijinks ensue.

>>283702430
>Kazuma is weak.
Pretty sure that is the re-occurring gag. He's the weak chickenshit faggot keeping them all together. I mean fuck he has Darkness of all people and he's not fucking? Absolute peak chickenshit. She's literally begging for dick. I mean come on. I get avoiding Aqua because she's a bitch, but Darkness? Dude is literally a faggot (as evidenced by his pleasure meeting the futa who was gonna plow his ass).

goblins?

>>283701047
>that bit of chubby over the waistband

Green pussy aaaah.

>>283700613 (OP)
they're just green albanians

>>283702659
I think that's just how the japanese write their male protagonists in these kinds of series
>girl literally throwing as and pussy right in his face
>"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!?!?!? YOU WANT TO SEX!? NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>girl is literally sleeping and defenseless
>"Ehh??? She's asleep? But that means... no, I shouldn't... but just a quick molestation wouldn't hurt, right?"

>>283700613 (OP)
Gobbos are basically evil elf midgets as depicted most of the time, and given their penchant to rape and yoink females, long lived elves definitely would have a hate boner for them thanks to their age. Imagine being gobbed and having to live with that for hundreds or thousands of years. That's a lot of seethe time, makes it easy to ingrain hate into a whole culture. Meanwhile humans don't live as long and easily forget just how bad the gobs are, so they get gobbed more often. Those gobbed human women also tend to convert to nuns afterwards, so the culture never updates to fear them properly.

Why are goblins evil?

>>283702830
They're not, don't fall for the propaganda.

>Human-Goblin alliance
>Goblins stop raping humans and in exchange are entitled to elf women
>Humans gets to sack elf cities
Who says no?

Do goblin women have hairy pits?

>>283702780
>green albanians
more like green romani
>can't make anything of their own, only steal shit
>migrate from place to place
>resent everyone else for their success while also possessing an inflated sense of self-worth and ego
>their "culture" is literally just "fuck steal rape"
>act like victims whenever someone is about to give them what they deserve but if shown sympathy they will immediately take advantage of it

What was the goblin isekai a few seasons ago that had the MC breeding human women through stockholme syndrome?

>>283702865
How civilized are we talking here? City goblin or country goblin?

>>283702865
No, goblins are hairless. Think about it: have you ever seen a goblin with hair on their head?

>>283702885
I didn't know there were differences.

>>283702796
You were thinking about this scene in particular, weren't you?

>>283702938
You should know them, it'll save your life.

Isn't there any anime where goblins form an alliance with humans, and together they fight against the elves and make them their slaves?

>>283702981
Shera is so funny
She's the perfect parody of anime elves

>>283702860
>>283703030
Ok dude, we get it.

>>283702884
Sounds like you're thinking of Re:Monster.

>>283702989
But is she hairy?

>>283702981
nah I don't even know what this is from, but it's dead accurate

did someone say goblins?

>>283703187
Yeah, that's it. Thanks.

>>283700718
>vicious, hateful
>ugly
>screechy
>nasty towards women
>dumb
>constantly thinking about raping
>also no hygiene
Goblins clearly symbolize 4chan

>>283700613 (OP)
>>283700722
>>283700796
If goblins didn't rape elves, they would never know sex like Frieren does. So goblins are doing them a favor by preventing their extinction.