Bounty Hunter Edition

>Rules:
*Limited futa (No humanoid phallus), just don't spam it.*
**No A.I.**
***No aliens at level 2 or below, refer to the chart in the imgur link (Replace when needed.)***
>https://imgur.com/a/7csdjRc

>Recent Stories:
By Kaktus
Bug in the Stars (in progress)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36819391
By Snekguy
https://snekguy.com/stories/
Latest: https://snekguy.com/stories/pinwheel/dire-contingency/
VN&FF by ThisIsARealAccount (New Update)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39895998/chapters/169774738
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14112773/11/Vipers-Nights-and-French-Fries
Broken Sanctuary by Jixijenga:
(Ch. 11) https://archiveofourown.org/works/57275167/chapters/148635454
https://rentry.org/brokensanctuary2
Silver Linings by JinxyBae (New Update):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62347525/chapters/170860429
Beyond the Hunger by CephalonLewd (Ch. 2):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59990275/chapters/153055099
Surrender, Surrender by AurumVerd (Ch.23 NEW):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/63246061/chapters/163316785
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/106782/surrender-surrender/chapter/2114710/chapter-23-running-no-more

>Smut list: https://docs.google.com/document/d/11ZTFvrLMY1OnNzxhU0p2UhL1wYmRgOoAjmOzkq8z_gQ/edit?usp=sharing (Needs to be updated)
>Game:http://teraurge.blogspot.com/?zx=e9ef98831783e9e6 (V3 after WW3.)
>Thread Archive: https://desuarchive.org/aco/search/subject/xeno/type/op/
>Enemy Quest: https://questden.org/kusaba/questarch/res/574310.html
>Enemy Quest - The War: https://questden.org/kusaba/quest/res/1080085.html
>Previous thread: >>8855670

>>8871663
>>8871672
cute
>>8871668
look how they massacred my turian

also here's the chart(s) since the imgur link is broken
>>8855877
>>8860697
should we use a difference image hosting site, since imgur seems to be losing old images without warning now?

>>8871668
>>8871870
Looks way better desu.

>>8871672
Hawt.

>>8871870
https://files.catbox.moe/j2v3w1.png

gotcha

Would you?

>>8871876
giving something a muzzle so it resembles a terrestrial quadruped doesn't automatically make something better imo

>>8871934
Would I?

>>8871971
>quadruped
Raptors were not quadruped.
>doesn't automatically make something better
Not always, but usually does, nglimqho.

>>8872183
Question: why do Quarians need to wear their enviroment suits onboard their own ships? Shouldn't the air be sterile by default?

>>8872193
we are not shown private quarters during mass effect 2
game also states suits became part of their culture, they would wear them even if they got their immune system back to 100%

>>8871934
>Spreading pheromones all over the place
Hot

>>8872183
:/

>>8871631 (OP)

>>8872329

>>8871691
nice

>>8872344
She can eat the delicious macaroni and cheese you made for her while simultaneously sucking your dick

>>8871876
>>8871668
I don't like it. I think it looks more generic and less alien-like than the original Turian face.

pretty sure this is meant to be wholesome but I could be wrong

Hey, Teng here
Glad to see new drawfags around, (o7 Kokujin), and old ones still chugging around (o7 LL)

>>8863284
>>8863414
Just haven't had anything new to post. Haven't really been happy with recent work/lost interest in past designs. Opened up some old WIPS I do want to finish so might? have something done by the weekend

>>8864219
I would argue justifiably. Skill progress/time has been terrible and only have my own work ethic to blame. Reposts/=personal satisfaction

>>8871663
Been liking their stuff. the artist ever specifically stop by these threads?

>>8871668
eh, I feel like the muzzle redesign kinda works for turians (though unnecessary since they already have a more unique design among ME races) but feels out of place for the quarians

Tentacles count as xeno, right?

Something about that mask..

The facial expression makes this panel probably my favorite, reminds me of that one facial facial expression Evangelyne makes in the wakfu(wakfuck) porn parody.

https://youtube.com/shorts/JEvpyfiOkJo?si=C_Dgdbm5e7CNnDtM

>>8872344
her source https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/eyeballtank/third-planned-character-around-still-more

>>8871934
>>8871935
Oh but eating ze damn bugz iz gross, ja?

>>8872740

>>8872555
Have you ever put any thought into making a timelapse webm of your drawing process? It might help anons who also have an artistic background point out areas that could use improvement, and how to do so efficiently, since you said you weren't satisfied with your skill progress/time ratio. It might also help aspiring anons who want to start... actually get started once they know how to

Nice digits btw

>>8872575
>alien
>masked
>tentacles
>spanking
>creampie
this is, as the youth say, peak

>>8872890
Anon this is literally Hollow Knight porn.

>>8872919
a n d

>>8872920
And I'm stroking my shit to it

>>8872746
The alien twins are cute, but the pics of them are ruined by the fact its all lesbian or futa shit.

>>8872746
>>8873118
and also the fact that these are literally spacebabes

>>8873125
Nta, but I'll admit these are pretty close. However the lack of noses and hair does a good enough job of tipping over into "grey alien" territory at the very least.

>>8873134
they're like twileks without noses, but fair enough I guess

>>8873118
Shame that the artist who drew them is probably dead or most likely moved on from drawing smut, sure his art was mainly of futa and lesbian water sports but his art style was good, they are cute and kind of wish someone would adopt their design, but I guess it be seen as disrespectful, like stealing someone OC and slapping on a different color and saying it totally original

>>8873134
>>8873200

I kind of see them between level 2 and 3, sure you can agree it leans a bit more to space babe area but they look alien enough to lean towards grey typed aliens

That bigger swain ain't gonna finish the gap between us

post the male fantasy

>>8871691
The scale of the impregnation shot doesn't make sense.

No thanks.

And that's all there is.

>>8873458
Cool comic, but it should be here:
>>8831663

>>8873460
Ah, my bad. I only posted it because someone else brought it up.

>>8873440
looks cute even though the guy looks like he belongs in helltaker

>>8873467
>image
I get it

>>8873487
it would be disappointing if you didn't

Anyone know any good NSFW alien games?, I know teraurge but still waiting for V3 like everyone else here so anyone here got anything good?

>>8874979
I'm working on it.
No, I will not elaborate further.

>>8874979
I was going to name a couple but then realized it's about alien monsters fucking a perfectly human girl with their large alien cocks.

>>8874991
We know you're working on it you lazy bum, you've been saying it for years, V3 when?

What species are involved in the latest Snekguy story? Don't really feel like reading it just to check.
I've pretty much checked out of Pinwheel if it doesn't involve Valbs or Brokers, maybe give the new species a try.

>>8875412
It focuses on a Rask from a previous story, various humans, SWAR dudes, and a really whiny emotional female SWAR spy.

I need more b-movie aliens.

Apparently the poor box office for Pixar's Elio is being blamed on the "unpalatability" of space settings and aliens, especially among younger gens. Guess we're going to see even less fucking xeno content for awhile.

>>8875775
Meanwhile, Lilo & Stitch is about to make a billion dollars.

>>8875869
how? it was crap. even the cattle that normally enjoy such disneyslop didn't like it. who's buying tickets?

>>8875775
Has Gen Z ever had even a single good space scifi movie? Feed a generation shit, then surprised pikachu face when they have poor opinions of the genre.
Might as well say every genre is unpalatable because it's all shit and doing poorly compared to even mediocrity from decades past.
>>8875949
Probably the same people who bought tickets for Ghostbusters reboot, Captain Marvel, and Rise of Skywalker. Don't believe the lies of the people working there posting about consistently empty theaters!

>>8875960
>Has Gen Z ever had even a single good space scifi movie?
Valerian was pretty alright

>>8875960
>Has Gen Z ever had even a single good space scifi movie?
What's the starting date?

>>8875767
As popular as the Mars Needs Women/I Married A Monster From Outer Space trope seems to be, there's little of the opposite and usually semen isn't the precious bodily fluid they're after.

if you fucked a hivemind would they all cum at the same time or just the body you're with

>>8876047
Its technically one mind so its just one 'person' cumming

>>8875992
I believe Gen Z starts with them being born in 1997 at earliest, and by the time they're 16 it's 2013. They would've been 13 when ME1 released. Not great possibilities there.
And earliest birth range for Gen Alpha is 2010, the oldest of them are 15. What a horrific era of entertainment they faced once they were old enough to fully process things.
...brb lending my little cousin some dvds.

>>8876062
>...brb lending my little cousin some dvds.
it's gonna be like your uncle giving you a vinyl record

>>8876062
In terms of media: I've noticed a lot of recent sci-fi media is extremely unimaginative with a couple of them being really distinct and memorable. When it comes to sci-fi with aliens? Even less so. I recently picked up a book called Beyond Kuiper, and there are some interesting ayy designs as described in the book- beyond that, I encourage you all to read and get your own opinions on it.

>>8875775
>"unpalatability" of space settings and aliens
It infuriates me to no degree that these are the lessons these black suits learn from a box office failure. When will sci-fi bros get our time to shine and watch as fantasy withers and burns?

>>8875960
can you name some good scifi

>>8876097
Outer Wilds

>>8876089
Trust me, you do not want the suits to get their grubby hands on things you enjoy. I can't imagine how badly they'd fuck up a ME movie or tv series. It'd probably look like that netflix cowboy bebop series, the quarians would be some kind of covid allegory and have off-model designs, turians would be fully CGI and only show up for less than a minute of screentime, and 99% of the adapted plot would be about humans vs humans in some asinine "cereberus actually created the reapers" plotline with the moral being "capitalism bad".

Again, trust me, you do not want the things you enjoy being picked up by mainstream media.
t. former trek enjoyer

>>8876102
that's not a movie

>>8876105
I know this to be true. It's become so commonplace that "X studio ruins X thing that used to be great" has become a trope in of itself. I'm sorry for the loss of Star Trek, anon. I still lament the loss of Halo.

>>8876089
Everyone should get a bit of something from any genre, problem is the people involved are always the same incompetent narcissists that never take blame and just get shuffled from project to project doing the same shit regardless of genre.
It's not like Fantasy is doing much better, and I'm sure once it's clear that's been bungled to oblivion they'll blame the genre and/or GoT-style of such stories and there will be a drought of that for decades. And the people responsible will move on to...
...I dunno is there even a popular genre in film right now? It's all so fucked.

>>8876113
If you want my two-cents, I've been enjoying some sci-fi books as of late. Not much with aliens though, which is why I've taken up to writing and designing my own aliens with their own cultures and histories. I may share them in this thread someday, but until I have more of the world fleshed out and plot established, I'll hold off. It's honestly been a refresher for me to make my own sci-fi and tune out whatever a corporation churns out.

>>8876112
>I still lament the loss of Halo.
As do I. At least Master Cheeks was a funny joke for a bit.

>>8876120
>tfw no beautiful cuttlefish leet wife with strong and lithe kickers

Guys come on the word on the marquee is Cooming not Dooming.

>>8876120
>Master Cheeks
Lol, lmao.
>>8876121
Truly, there is no reason to go on any longer.

>>8876124
/xeno/ is cursed with being the thinking mans thread. Where we reminisce on alien babes and how their franchises betrayed them. Also speculative biology, FTL travel, and all that fun stuff.

>>8876124
I try to stay optimistic but these threads are good at being demotivating.

>>8876047
Anon, i humbly request source. this stuffs peak:3

Meanwhile, the Latest Rick And Morty dropped a few new background girls, even though you mostly see therm from the waist and neck up.

>>8876105
>t. former trek enjoyer
Star Trek was always shit, though

>>8876301
Not him, I wouldn't say that but it certainly got less fun and dumber as the time went on.
That said, I'm now entertained by the realization that what I'm writing atm is basically a space empire taking a giant piss on the concept of the Prime Directive.

>>8875949
>>8875960
It's s𝘢fe in a way that Elio is not. You may or may not believe in the culture war depending on your ideological persuasion, but parents of small children absolutely do and the vast majority of them don't want their kids consuming subversive media. Even without the fully automatic luxury space communist utopia set dressing, Elio celebrates children running away from home and that's a non-starter for the kinds of parents that'll take their kids to a movie, full stop.

Meanwhile, Lilo & Stitch is Lilo & Stitch, minus one campy1940s drag joke and plus one shitty self-indulgent girlboss ending. It's harmless fun and parents can take their kids to it without worrying they'll try to emulate antisocial behavior.

It's why Inside Out 2 made a billion dollars and Strange World and Lightyear bombed harder than a B2 in Iran.

>>8876301
>Star Trek was always shit, though

The concept of the series as expressed by the introductory speech of TOS/TNG was never really shit; the shit part was everything surrounding it on the production side. ("Alien? Paint em green!") The only actual problem with the concept is how incredibly easy it is to betray the purpose of. You're basically trying to fold the thinnest gold leaf foil into an origami sphere that involves inflating the sphere as the last step.
However, SOMEONE inevitably acts in a manner that causes the concept to rip itself apart at some point in the process, even at the last step... It's usually the money people, too. Which is fucking hilarious because "Cashless society" was one of the main gimmicks of the setting that was NEVER elaborated on.

> Financiers: "GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
> Writers: A story that has a cashless society!
> "A story with a cashless society? At this point in time, with this stage of technical development, in this era of geopolitical tension, localized entirely within a single work of fiction?"
> Yes.
> "... May I sell it?"
> No.

>>8876062
>>8876083
>ME1
>Not great possibilities there.
Well I mean there are the Turians so at least there is that. At least they aren't quarian or asari who are just differently colored humans with maybe some odd number of digits.
Then again I'm not Gen Z and I think part of it is we're counting the hit's and forgetting the misses.
Like yes, there was H.R. Giger's wonderfully weird aliens and whatnot, but then there was also Star Trek with all of it's budget plastic forehead human "aliens".
For as much as someone is lamenting the designs of Disney's Elio aliens, which I haven't been paying too much attention too because I have a bit too much going on right now recently to care. I can guarantee there is going to be some kid out there that is going to "love" one of the aliens enough to be welcomed into /xeno/.
Yeah the streaming and online marketplace has made things things an absolute mess for discoverability or xeno poles as it where, and that they basically nixed both Gantu and Grand Councilwoman from the movie certainly doesn't help matters. But I can guarantee there even 'crummy' media is worth more than it's weight in gold. And we've still got tangential media like streamers playing Voices of the Void - so there is that...
Like I never really cared much for the Star Trek/Star Wars stuff because of all the 'human' elements but Animorphs definitely served as a gateway with all of it's alien species.
Where is my Hork-Bajir waifu dammit!?

>>8876126
I know you're joking, but that's actually why I enjoy these threads so much. /xeno/ gives me an erection of the penis when I see weird boob, an erection of the heart when I see wholesome interspecies relations, and an erection of the mind when I see speculative worldbuilding.
You rock, /xeno/. Don't ever change.
>>8876724
>Animorphs mention
Based taste, anon. Underrated gem for the weird xeno department. Like, look at this romance novel cover. Where are the anons fantasizing about a blowjob from a taxxon?

>>8876742
What makes Animorphs even better is Applegate, if memory served,actually spitballed the idea out there to make the aliens in the series more "human" to make the series more budget friendly in case of adaptations but it never panned out - and the series was all the better because of it.
Fuck I remember seeing the first book in the Scholastic Book Fair pamphlet, thinking "this looks interesting", and 60+ books later - here I am.
What a long strange trip it's been...

>>8876301
it was earnest and hopeful and campy, which is more than I can say for anything released nowadays

>>8876742
Joking? JOKING? Some of the best pieces of world building I've seen came from this thread- I remember a genuine discussion about homebrew FTL and someone had the idea of "Cut/Paste" FTL where the the original ship and crew are wiped from reality and are pasted back into reality in another location. Better explained by the Anon who made it if I recall. Genuinely, I see some of the most honest, and intellectually conversations here than anywhere else on the internet. It's baffling. I'm not gonna complain though, /xeno/ is a nice board for getting hard and getting hard at work for sci-fi world building.

>>8876798
Will you be around next time some lore is shared? Cause not that many anons seemed interested last thread.

>>8876724
In all honesty, when it comes to media that acted as a gateway into xenophilia, is it weird that War of the Worlds was my gateway into it? You're honestly right, that no matter what, SOMETHING is gonna click in the brain and send them down a rabbit hole into liking aliens.

>>8876802
I used to be fairly active in these threads back, I honestly can't why I stopped coming by for a while. I yearn to see what y'all are cooking up and maybe spitball some ideas to see what we can make in this board.

>>8876810
>I honestly can't why I stopped coming by for a while.
Maybe it's because my brain got fried. What I meant to say was:
>I honestly can't recall why I stopped coming by for a while.

>>8876810 >>8876812
No need to worry about grammar, kek. Sometimes our interests just waxes and wanes. But it certainly seems hard to keep anyone interested in anything here for long. Wish we did more of these "roll for lore" posts with that chart. Maybe when I make some sketches and more lore entries I'll try reaching out in the thread again this week.

>>8876824
Fair- but I'm honestly surprised there are people that are still alive in these threads that remember the roll for an ayy and make lore for them. I still have the image for it!
>make some sketches and more lore entries
Is that you, L.L? Or am I mistaken- Either-way, I look forward to more lore from any aspiring world builder.

>>8876825
I'd be surprised if there's more than a handful, either. It's hard to forget anything when a year feels like last week to you (btw, thanks for the chart. Lost it on my old pc.) But yeah I'm still here, not much elsewhere to go, really. And so are the others more or less.

>>8875960
>Has Gen Z ever had even a single good space scifi movie?
Dune?

>>8876802
What was the lore from last thread that you wish got more interest, anon?

>>8872344
4 breasts, more than enough to feed my children that i will have with her

Who would win, a Sangheili or a Phfor?

>>8876786
Tall Sang wife... <3

>>8876171
Francis Xie / francishsie
He posts xeno occasionally but it's spread out across multiple websites

>>8876105
Capitalism is bad though. And maybe you should shut the fuck up and read a book about vaccines

>>8877033

>>8876983
>Marathon mentioned
But if it's a 1v1 between individuals, it depends on the class of pfhor- since they have multiple combat types. I reckon a sangheili could take on a base fighter, trooper, and enforcer. They would have difficulty against the hunters and and juggernaut. But since pfhor units are vulnerable to energy weapons, I imagine the same principle applies like it does in halo. In which case, covenant weapons are purpose built for dealing with enemies such as this, and shall be a fine addition to the great journey.

>>8877033
>>8877041
I dont think its bait I think xe's just a /pol/clitty dont worry about him

>>8877041
What if it's not bait? What if it truly is his unfiltered dogshit opinion?

>>8877033
>Capitalism is bad though
And yet, it's the least-bad form of commerce in human history
>Hostile silencing
I said they'd be an allegory, not that vaccines are bad you professional victim. Do you really think modern media is capable of being anywhere near subtle with its messaging? They constantly bash you upside the head with [Real World Issue] and have zero nuance about it, which makes for not only uninteresting writing, but political soapboxing, which literally nobody enjoys. Quarians wouldn't be an alien race, they'd be a stance.

Is there a garrus sex scene if you play as female shepard?

>>8877108
Alas, it just cuts to black with Garrus. Even in Andromeda, you don't get a full sex scene with Vetra. It just cuts to black. They'll have a scene with Asari, sure, but apparently a Turian is too much- oh well, plenty of animators who'll animate Turians getting rawdogged or rawdogging if you're a femanon.

>>8877112
>femanon
Lmao.
I was just curious if they actually animated that.

>>8877080
>Quarians wouldn't be an alien race, they'd be a stance.
I think this is a near-constant issue with millennial and Gen Z writing. An entire species- whether it's for sci-fi or a fantasy setting- has to be an allegory for [contemporary social issue] rather than something nuanced. I like it when aliens act like people with their own distinct identities and ideals, no matter how alien they are to humanity. That's what makes aliens cool, as it allows us to have outward perspective into another intelligent species rather than screaming into an echo-chamber made up of only humans and our human problems.

>>8877080
>>8877125
we're regressing to star trek TOS writing lol

>>8877125
And that's when those gens even have aliens in their shit, often regulating them to the background while actual character roles are filled with their precious diversity.
Never forget or forgive Admiral Ackbar being killed off to push old purple-haired Ellie Sattler.

>>8877128
I would rather have TOS writing at its worst, because at least it was funny
>spock's brain
>the planet of black & white and white & black people
>kirk being split into an evil and good clone due to transporter fuckery

>>8877239
Wouldnt any planet orbiting a white star be black and white? Really something to think about...

>>8877262
Hm.. you make a good point. How would life develop under an A-class star? Would color even be perceivable? How would an absolutely stunning alien from this world react if you gave them RED flowers? Would she be able to see its true color or would it be black and white? We may never know...

>>8877262
oh like the harkonnen planet with the funky sun in villenueve's dune. cool idea

>>8877277
A class stars are blue

>>8877262
I love physics

>>8876987
my nigga

Tall Sang wife looking very confused in a bunnysuit

>>8877454
you had me at "tall sang wife looking very confused"
I am a simple man

What was that one series that got you interested in non-human girls? For me it was world of warcraft as a horde chad, the tauren girls just had such pretty sounding voices...

>>8876083
I'll read it when I can find it for free. Not paying for a book. Anything that can be digital should be free.

>>8877125
Shut the fuck up

>>8877080
Socialism would disagree with you, and wo would most of human history.

Socialism lifted hundreds of millions out of poverty. Capitalism killed literally billions. And China is the most sucessful economy on Earth


Your pseudo-intellectualism and historical revisonism is astounding.

“But social-izuhm bad becase muh 200 trillion deaths!”

>8878028
>8878033
Ignore this bot.
>>8876983
Easily the Sangheili. The phfor are weak enough that normal humans with handguns can easily defeat them. Basically the grunts of Marathon.

>>8878047
Don't sangheili have a double set of pectorals? Giving them an astounding amount of upper body strength? No wonder the spartan program was a must, they could rip a full grown man in half if they wanted to. I doubt the phfor would do much better.

>>8875775
Nigga look at this image, it is repulsive in design. Aesthetics matter.

>>8878047
Okay, how about this: who would win, a Sangheili or a Yautja?

>>8878204
I'd still give this one to the elites. They're average gun is more powerful than a plasma caster, they have energy shields, and invisibility as well. The yautja would have quite the mobility advantage, not sure how they would compare strength wise. Not to mentally on, how would a predator contend with an elite energy sword? The staff and wrist blades would be useless.

>>8878204
Now that's the million dollar question for me...

Especially if there's a human mate in between <3

>>8878204
Gotta give it to the 'leets. They're both physically larger, while also having comparable or better technology. It could be close though.

The real question is this: Dommy mommy 'Leet on male Yaut, or chad 'Leet giving female Yaut backshots?

>>8878400
Male yauts are simps, option 1

>>8878567

>>8878568

horrific :(

>>8878196
That's half the point. The people responsible for this and other modern rubbish blame everything except their own incompetency or deliberate opposing of aesthetic.

>>8877277
>>8877289
They would probably perceive the light from their own sun as white, and light from ours as yellow (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Color_temperature).
Fun fact: By that same logic, an alien from an Orange Dwarf star (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K-type_main-sequence_star) would probably perceive the lightbulbs in your house as pure white, instead of warm white, which would completely kill the fen shui, and make your living feel more like a doctors office.

>>8878655
Our sun is green, actually.

>>8878567
>>8878568
>>8878569

Anyone got this picture:
Looks like made in mspaint using pencil
It's snake (viper from xcom?) and human
They are at the table. 2 plates on it, looks like fried eggs.
Viper is flipping out, screaming "FROM THE STORE! I GOT THEM FROM THE GROCER! WHAT IS ACTUALLY WRONG WITH YOU??" (or something like that)

>>8876786
Who drew this? I really like nice stuff like this

>>8879448

>>8879690
Damn.
I remembered it completely different.

>>8876564
>it's a cashless society
>except Kirk has a bay view apartment and Picard has a wine vineyard with servants
There is always scarcity, even if every single other thing is somehow free there's only so many people you can fit into an attractive space.

>>8879815
Maybe there exists another version?
Maybe you could bring that version to life with MSPaint.

>>8879849
>Maybe there exists another version?
Nah that's it.
>Maybe you could bring that version to life with MSPaint.
I'm horribad at drawing mang, I'll just wait until they develop thoughtscanning printers or some thought-to-image MRI tech.

>>8879863
>some thought-to-image tech
There's one actually already and people are assmad about it.

>>8879530
I want to say that it was spl4ts, but I'm not sure

>>8879530
>>8879899
yeah it was
>https://x.com/Spl4ts/status/1690371018697961474#m

SAVE ME FROM THIS ROCKFULL OF APES ALIEN BROS
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>8880083
Rude.

>>8880083
they can't take any of us with them bro, we'd take our ways with us

>honey it's 3pm, time for your ball draining!
>yes honey...

>>8880083
Plot twist, they're just as moronic as we are, just with more advanced tech.

>>8880101
That would be so awesome...

What if we are the ones with the most advanced technology currently and all the other ayys are retarded little tribesmen and thats why space is seemingly devoid of other civilisations

>>8880120
it's most likely this, but they're not even bacteria yet

>>8880120
Humanity spent millions of years in the stone age. It isn't a reach that any intelligent creatures might be there just as long, if not longer. Some humans can't leave it even now, modern technology really only derives from very specific populations.

>>8880120
The idea that we're the first space-faring species in the entire universe is an idea I quite like a lot. I haven't seen that in a story yet.

>>8880100
Death by tit-job.

>>8880195
>Humanity spent millions of years in the stone age
While I don't disagree with your point, that timescale doesn't sound right. Didn't the modern human only come into existence like 20 or 30 thousand years ago?
>>8880204
>>8880206
Always nice to see appreciation for sangirls. I lament that they aren't flatties though :(

>>8880215
>the modern human
Don't know, the definitions of that change constantly. Tools, fire, clothing, even instruments, have all been around for millions of years. Even if you wouldn't consider those people, or human, they are our ancestors and relatives.

>>8880231
>Tools, ----, clothing, even instruments, have all been around for millions of years.
Again, not exactly sure about that. Those kinds of things don't really last millions of years. Afaik anything older than like, 6,000 years(?), tends to turn into dust iirc

time traveling aliens built the pyramids to pay homage to lara croft's bosom

>>8876083
I have tried to find good scifi on Amazon since I have that Kindle shit where you get to pick like 20 books for free a month and it's honestly a fucking nightmare.

I tried to find a few good first contact stories and found fuck all. It's hard to find anything good, and I am not even sure if the problem is the writers. There is so much obvious SEO going on, the attempts to make catchy titles, the flood of AI that is already there and the stuff that is coming. The descriptions and even titles loaded with keywords trying to catch my eye just repulse me.

Really sad.

>>8880477
Some of the better science fiction I've read came from local books stores, or the library. Getting physical reading material has thus far paid off for some good reads- I could recommend you some if you want.

>>8880869
I need her to turn me into a wrung-out sponge.

Teng here, got a viper pic done
ThisIsAReal, idk if you're still lurking here but finally got around to reading latest VNFF chapter. my thoughts/feedback:

Overall escalating the situation and adding this tension good at this point in the story I think.
Showing the tension between races even among the criminal element is a good touch.

I think during the stake out you pingpong'd the tone too much. I think I've seen this pitfall a lot in romance stuff where writers may feel a need to always inject the romantic undertones even when its not necessary. Its a tense situation and the characters realize they are in possible mortal peril, These bits feel out of place:
>It was strange seeing her plan something out like this. I'd never seen much of this strategic side of her, but I liked it.
>tay going from panicking to wanting to make out
>The admission about file snooping
>"Crawl? What is this? Boot camp?!"
This badly diffuses the tension. Saving all this for the catharsis after surviving it is better

Going off that: the scene after where they're emotionally raw and exposing their feelings is good! I do think painting the scene a little more when they are together talking things out would be good. You've got a little but I think a bit more would go a long way in having it feel more alive. Emotions are heightened, all sorts of little details stick out in those moments; color of the room or the light, the feel or smell of things. idk what you would want to go with there, but something.

>"Woah... uh pog."
Plz no

>>8880100
Man the art style is good but wish it was an on-model elite and not a tit-monster

>>8880204
that's some nice coloring/rendering

>>8872885
that's not a bad idea. I'll try to remember to do that

>>8880949
>Man the art style is good but wish it was an on-model elite and not a tit-monster
I feel you, however, I am just glad it's the pre-343 design, and that the mammaries aren't 2x-4x larger than her head. C-cups/D-cups are where I draw the line, but like you I do prefer As-Bs or flatter on 'lites.

>>8880949
>I think during the stake out you pingpong'd the tone too much. I think I've seen this pitfall a lot in romance stuff where writers may feel a need to always inject the romantic undertones even when its not necessary. Its a tense situation and the characters realize they are in possible mortal peril, These bits feel out of place:
It's one of those things where yeah its kinda dumb for man brain to distract itself from a major problem in the heat of things over an unrelated feeling but at the same time if you save it all for later it could fuck up the pacing. The tension becomes resolved in too little word count while the decompression becomes awkward or even self indulgent. I think it's a damned if you do damned if you don't kind of thing

>>8881267
>it is the future
>thousands of years have passed
>medical technology has advanced beyond imaging
>cancer is cured, baldness, blindness... every illness is a distant memory
>society has moved on beyond the need for currency
>it is mostly a uptopia
>...except that DDoS attacks are still a thing

>>8881302
It's actually a million of years

>>8881345
And that's one thousand thousands.

>>8880869
Not him but I'd like to see what you suggest.

>>8881302
If it works it works, DDoS is all about volume.

Kinda like how both firing a arrow with a bow and accelerating a tungsten slug to 0.1c are both just using kinetic energy. The tech changes, the principle is the same: throw something really hard

>>8876724
>Voices of the Void
Man I can't grasp that game long enough to actually see anything alien in it (beyond what happens if you get too sleepy). It takes so long traveling from dish to dish and manually writing codes and doing the whole scan process that I don't have time for anything else, not that I know what I can do beside sell garbage and plunge to my death trying to do things faster.
Everything cool in vidya is either twenty+ years old or horribly jank...

>>8881465
>It takes so long traveling from dish to dish
ATV makes quick work of it imo, esp if you stick to the roads and don't try to cross-country through trees. Don't forget to sv.target things so your compass points to them.
>manually writing codes and doing the whole scan process
There /are/ upgrades that make it faster, and you can even get a robobuddy to help out and do like 90% of the work, aside from writing the note.
>not that I know what I can do beside sell garbage
The email commissions should give you a decent payout?
>plunge to my death trying to do things faster.
Understandable. I think there are some magic boots at one of the generators that help with that, but don't quote me on it.
>Everything cool in vidya is either twenty+ years old or horribly jank...
Ain't that the truth. Embrace the jank, become molded by it.

Now, back to the topic of ayys...
>Quarian
>Sangheili
>Turian
>Viper
>Xenomorph
>Yautja
What are some other top-tier "mainstream" xenos I'm forgetting?

>>8881489
>What are some other top-tier "mainstream" xenos I'm forgetting?
Potentially the aliens from All-Tomorrows? I know they're post-human, but at what point is something so far removed from its original species that it is just an alien?

>>8881489
>What are some other top-tier "mainstream" xenos I'm forgetting?
Tau, Greys

>>8880949
Off-topic but, I'm glad to see you're still around here Teng. Thread was feeling a little empty without ya.
>>8881367
Sure thing.
>When Heaven Fell - William Barton
>Shadow of the Scorpion - Neil Asher
>Salvation - Peter F. Hamilton
>The End of All Things - John Scalzi

>>8871631 (OP)
>taking the phrase ‘catching a husband’ seriously

>>8880083
I read this in Meeseeks voice

how does your waifu beat the summer heat?

>>8881680
She's totally fine with it.

I need disney's Atlantis but with aliens

>>8881680
palaven is hotter

>>8881786
does she paint your face with sunscreen?

sangs in sundresses and wide-brimmed straw hats
sangs in bathing suits
sangs in bunny outfits
sangs in maid uniforms
sangs in fishnets
aaa i love sangs

>>8881859
yes to all this

>>8881515
She might be cute until you realize she moves through space by farting

>>8881915
We don't need you on this planet anymore.

>>8881859

>>8882115
hell yeah

>>8881786
If only Nimtai didn’t troon out…

>>8882208
All-time Turian waifu, since I forgot to post relevant pic.

Old lore female yautja

>>8882304
Where?

>>8882342
Chris Claremont and a couple other writers have tried to make it lore that female preds look identical to males, they're just bigger and stronger. So no tits, no wider hips.

>>8882373
So basically a man with vagina.

>>8882392
Basically.

>>8882373
Cunt boys, then. Nasty.
Women need tits, and even a female predator would have some form of mammary given that they're seemingly mammalian or near enough. Hell, they're aliens, they could work like a platypus.

>>8882401
Predator Hunting Grounds is technically the most canon depiction of female Preds to date, and the females have correct female proportions. So until the movies show otherwise, then this is it.

>>8882404
God bless illfonic.

>>8882404
Need a bit more muscle imho, but yeah, gimmie some predatits <3

>>8882404
>>8882431
>the skin patterns
Oh fuck, my dick

>>8882401
I thought yautja are reptiles >>8882401

>>8882528
Wif big ol tiddies

Reminder it'll be some no-fun normies working for corps/govs that'll have initial contact with the alien waifus for some time.

>>8882708
I bet on "getting extinct before first contact". Which is more preferable than what you said.

>>8882708
for you

>>8882708

>>8882708
Well, maybe one of those super secret gov/corp science nerds will be paired up with a bug-alien scientist for normal boring psychology research work, but then accidentally start really liking each other and have lots of abdomen-quivering inter-species sex!

We won't directly gain from it, but it would certainly give alien boning a flying start!

>>8882528
If you're trying to use the word "reptile" to describe an alien, while being at all rational and scientific, you're already failing to understand what a reptile is.

Aliens can be "reptilian" or "reptile-like", but they cannot actually be reptiles. Reptiles are a class of vertibrates that evolved on Earth, and "reptile" is a description of evolutionary lineage, not quantitative of physiological descriptors. It's a reptile because it's descended from reptiles, not because of the features of its body.
The traits we associate with reptiles are a product of their common ancestors, and that's it, something that diverges from other reptiles, even on Earth, no matter how weird it is, is still a reptile.

People make this same stupid mistake with Dragons all the time.

And thus an alien with 'reptile-like' qualities that are the product of a completely different tree of life on another planet can have whatever other "un-lizardlike" characteristics that the writers want, and be just as plausible as anything else, like having opposable thumbs, an erect posture, split mandibles, or anything else that the fiction decides they should have.
Both because what a reptile is is more flexible than you think, and because aliens do not have to conform to our Earth-based evolutionary preconceptions.

>>8882708
She's been trying to get some hot humie action for a while.

>>8882708
That's probably a good thing. You think letting the perverts here have the chance to skeev the hot alien babes away at first contact is a good idea?

>>8882759
I think UFOtards are probably the dumbest people on the planet. People could say the stupidest shit and you'd believe it.

>>8883076
t. scully

>>8883076
Never met someone who talks like this who doesn't believe in their own brand of obvious BS.

>>8883037
yes

>>8883178
Now draw her pranking joey

>>8883356
Who?

>>8883706
bald swedish meatball man

>>8883178
I feel like I should hate the Arirals because I normally don't like stuff that's just played for a laugh (which means most entertainment nowadays is suffering...), yet I find myself unable to.

>>8883356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_khWy7GAcQ

>>8884103
absolute cinema, as they say

Some might appreciate the new species Snekguy has on the go, but I ain't fond of the artist he chooses for the concept art.
The females of the not-Shark species are like the dudes but with bolt-ons and slightly bigger thighs.

>>8883178
>>8885377
What the hell is going on in this thread?

>>8885377
>elephant seal/shark but human-shaped
ehhhhhhhhh
>>8885398
what do you mean

>>8885377
Its okay but the Snekguy universe is getting a little crowded. It aint like Mass Effect where you got a whole galaxy to work with. All his stories take place within like 100Ly of each other and there are like 7 sapient species now, and at least three of which have cracked FTL travel. Its getting a little silly. He needs to expand the scale dramatically.

He could stand to do some more non humanoids too if he's going to be adding more species.

>>8885377
Why is he making more species when he already has a new one still cooking and unused? And at least that one is passible as an alien.
Why is he even adding more new shit when he should be progressing to an actual goalpost with the bug war?
Pinwheel is such a squandered setting.

>>8885377
>>8885426
What annoys me more is that if he's going to go with a humanoid plan then why not give some of his males balls?
The weird internal-ball-with-slit thing has always been strange to me.

>>8885426
people keep forgetting it was made as a porn setting first and foremost
>>8885427
species that primarily stick to water always have internal to make going through the water easier along with keeping their temp more regulated in colder waters

>>8885431
>porn setting first and foremost
Bullshit.

>>8885431
There's plenty of stuff that started out with one intention and then the creator rolled with an unexpected outcome and made it better.

>>8885425
That's literally what he's doing.
These new species are for a new hostile faction he's introducing. There are supposed to be five or six members.

>>8885431
>people keep forgetting it was made as a porn setting first and foremost
Nobody forgets, people just expect that if you're going to write more than 30+ entries into a setting, expounding hundreds of thousands of words on shit that has nothing to do with smut, you should probably make that time worthwhile.

Do you guys think there like a shitty 90s porn parody of predator

>>8885425
The new species are much farther away apparently. They'll be reached with new broker ftl engines.
>He could stand to do some more non humanoids too
Agreed.

>>8885426
>progressing to an actual goalpost with the bug war
Next story bro.

>>8886145
First time in a while I'm hearing about more interests in non-humanoids, here. Are they species that the thread likes outside of teraurge?

>>8871631 (OP)
It's been a long while since I visited this thread. That picture brings back some good memories... fuck the Consortium. For the Empire all the way!

Question for all you race traitors, what faction would be most accepting to you & your xeno waifu/husbando? Why would you join them & what issues could arise in that respected universe?

>>8886163
human-quarian empire was built on it

>>8886163
Super Earth gov seems pretty accepting in a "Embrace Managed Democracy or you will be eradicated" kinda way.

>>8886163
>race traitors
what!
https://youtu.be/hA_Y60lTfZk?t=204
Unified Earth Government would be pretty cool, as long as she doesn't want to exterminate mankind

>>8886012
If there is, it’s probably sitting in some dude’s hidden VHS collection somewhere.

>>8886368
>Super Earth gov seems pretty accepting
They're really not. Super Earth is giga-xenophobic. That's the whole point of the games, they're constantly making enemies because Super Earth are warmongering dipshits. I remember one of them propaganda news broadcasts which casually stated that Super Earth found a planet with primitive aliens on it and immediately exterminated them all. Not "liberated", it straight up just said exterminated.

>>8885431
The entire appeal with his stories is that it aint just for porn. Dude has crafted entire worlds and cultures to flesh out his universe. Im 90% certain he learned the fundamentals of network engineering to write the broker story. He clearly has a passion far beyond getting rocks off

>>8886145
Guess anything is possible with Broker bullshit. So what is he doing then? Dark forest theory come to life? Now that humanity and this crowded coalition has expanded, some real shit has appeared?

>>8886549
This sounds extremely dangerously seditious. All of Super Earth belligerents are a world ending threat and I trust the process of sending them back to hell, Managed Democracy is extremely friendly! Not our fault the Squ'ith had had planet destroying technology.

>>8886226
It's been awhile since I played that series, but I doubt that Humanity had made an empire with the Quarians.

>>8886368
Like >>8886549 said, your waifu is either going to be exterminated or used as oil.

>>8886397
That got a chuckle out of me. Thank you, Anon. I think having an leet wife would be difficult. Not so much as her per say. The faction itself or more likely its sister organization, ONI. If ONI doesn't kidnap you or kill you that is, your only real issues would be other humans who are most likely xenophobic. Given of what all had happened to them, of course. That or another anon with their space raptor wife choosing you as their next raiding target. Should the Banished find you, you're either going to die or be enslaved. If you are lucky enough, both you & your wife could be 'hired' by them.

>>8886854
>clone trooper beating the shit out of Jar Jar Binks
APPROVED

>>8886854
Not >>8886226 but I think his idea is if Commander Shepard romanced Tali, that would happen.

>>8886854
Any hot female gungan?

>>8886854
FOR THE EMPIRE

>>8886528
Tragic...

>>8886528
Probably just guy in predator mask fucks girl at a creepy apartment, the world wasn't ready yet for true alien kino
>>8886854
I like how no one suggested star wars and 40k, the two most accepting/ and unaccepting settings out there.
>Imperium
Haha fuck no
>Chaos
Maybe? Still very racist and you would try to kill each other for the slightest promise of more power, literally no one can help it
>Eldar(all types)
Haha fuck no, you are a literal primate to them, even the most evil eldar would never consider it
>Tau
Script rules against caste mixings, they would call you selfish for not wanting to stay in your lane
>Genestealers
Mandatory, but only with genestealers or to spread the famly
>Orks
OI!, get dat non orky shit outta here humie!
>Necrons
Actually, a more deranged Lord might indulge in that, would be a shameful act among them though

#covfefe

>>8887723
What did he mean by this?

>>8887155
we wouldn't have it any other way

>>8886163
It's always kinda funny to me how people make edgy and serious art work of troopers when they have the goofiest looking helmets and armors around.

>>8888194
What is like to be hugged by a xeno?

>>8885426
>Why is he making more species when he already has a new one still cooking and unused?
you ask this like making them more than a cardboard cutout was ever in the cards

>>8888394
Probably like being hugged by a girl, but xeno.

>>8887155
FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>8887312
To be fair, the thread seemed slow yesterday.
> Warhammer
I think the best faction for heretical coupling would be the Farsight Enclave. They are objectively the only "good guy" faction out there. The primary issue is that they're so small compared to everyone else, you would always be in a constant threat of total annihilation. Granted. You do have a few advantages with them, they have the tech & their defense is superb. That's it. Out side of them, all you really have is that if you were to be a Rogue Trader- you MIGHT get yourself some xeno puss. But that is only IF you provide the Imperium of Man in what it wants & more. If you fail, you are as good as dead.

>>8888391
Space marines look goofy as hell too desu

>>8888487
>>8888487
>>8888487
new