Thread 33203793

As an olduurrrrr gentleman, do I look foolish if I always wear a hat to hide my bald ass head?

>>33203793 (OP)
Yes.
Go bald, or wear it very short.

It's like a fat girl in spanks.

>>33203793 (OP)
Depends.
My dad
>in his late 50's, big bald spot on back
wears a hat in the sun to stay cool and avoid sunburn. he routinely takes it off when out because it isn't about hiding his baldness.
That's fine.
My uncle
>3 years younger than my dad, same blading pattern
always, always, always wears an Irish flat cap backwards, everywhere, all the time.
That's lame

>>33203812
>It's like a fat girl in spanks.
Hey, some people like that.

>>33203960
>always, always, always wears an Irish flat cap backwards, everywhere, all the time.
How obnoxious. Who does he think he is, a 22 year old art student in Dublin?

Foolish no but you look insecure and beta and people can ALWAYS tell

>>33205037
how does picrel look insecure and the beta? I don't see it.

>>33203793 (OP)
Yes its so ridiculously obvious its like being bald twice

if you can’t pull off bald then yes wear the hat. balding looks worse than bald. and balding looks worse than hat

>>33205368
knit cap makes sense in winter, it's not comfortable in summer

when you wear it all spring and summer everyone can tell you're an insecure baldo

>>33205384
Sometimes I wonder if that frog was modeled after this guy

Just don't wear it indoors everyone knows what you're doing

>>33205469
I can't unsee that now... it's uncanny...

>>33205469
holy shit it's like looking at a clone

>>33205368
I'm not usually one to shame insecure men but he literally never takes the beanie off and his whole dark shades look revolves around the beanie, it's his identity now

>>33203793 (OP)
What's an ass head, and should it be hairy?

>>33207064
Better than a dick head

>>33203793 (OP)
you are bald. Everything you do is somehow wrong. So just do what's most practical for you.

>>33207064
Better question, what's a "grown ass man" and does he smell like sewage?

>>33203793 (OP)
get fit + beard
shave this shit and show your beautiful skull anon

>>33207894
Some people have really weird odd shaped skulls. Some even have warts and scars and bumps. Much better if they kept it covered.

>>33207894
being /fit/ helps sort a lot of this sort of little piddly nonsense.

>>33205469
my god... it's like they painted him green and called it a day

>>33209212
God damn he is that fucking frog

>>33203793 (OP)
>do I look foolish if I always wear a hat to hide my bald ass head?
the trick is taking it off every now and then to signal to the world that you're not an insecure cunt pretending your hair isn't gone. If you take it off 5% of the time the other 95% of the time people won't care and the hat will just become a part of your look. However, if you're like Tim Pool and wear a hat 100% of the time, even under the shower or at a fancy event with a three piece suit you're gonna be a laughing stock.

>>33205368
He never takes it off, ever. There are only a few known photos of him without it and almost all but one has him look stunned or angry that his photo was taken.

>>33205384
>>33206381
>>33212819
>He never takes it off, ever.
Based and Talmudpilled.
>In Jewish law, as codified in the Shulchan Arukh (Orah Hayyim 2:6), it is stated that one should not walk bareheaded even four cubits (approximately six feet or two meters). This ruling is based on the Babylonian Talmud, Kiddushin 31a, where it is noted that Rav Huna, a 4th-century sage, would not walk bareheaded for four cubits.

>>33212877
He's been caught with it off, but only when he thought nobody was watching. Alex Jones was filming some behind the scenes video and came across Tim backstage somewhere and Tim was like a deer in headlights and scrambled to get away from being filmed without the beanie.

>>33203793 (OP)
You should only be wearing a hat outdoors anyway

>>33212800
This guy... this guy knows the way...

Literally just embrace it. As long as your well groomed, well dressed, and in decent shape it doesn't matter in the slightest.

>>33212819
>stunned or angry that his photo was taken.
>>33212881
>scrambled to get away from being filmed without the beanie

>>33212951
*You're

>>33212974
>Nothing says "I'm not bald" like a ski hat in Miami

>>33212974
lmao oh my fucking god what a loser

>>33204740
Got me there.

>>33203793 (OP)
If you're wearing a hat outside of work or you're not wearing something outdoorsy I'd advise against it

>>33212974
lmao he's wearing a suit with that stupid beanie hat ahahaha

>>33203793 (OP)
What kind of hat?

>>33221068
baseball cap or a beanie

>>33220546
lol

>>33216923
Who doesn't love BBW these days?

>>33203793 (OP)
Yes, just shave your head or get a transplant.
Either embrace it or literally change it, insecurity is not a good look.

>>33212974
To be fair, the beanie is his brand recognition. If he'd taken the beanie off, I wouldn't know who he was.
Tim has incredibly generic features.

>>33224953
Like Doctor Disrespect?

>>33225953
Don't disrespect him

>>33203793 (OP)
No but once you take the hat off and have a retarded tan line, that's when you look stupid

>>33227918
can't disrespect someone you never respected

>>33228468
but he commands respect

>>33229824
that's why he is the doctor of dis..respect

>>33212974
If I saw that I'd assume he was gravely ill with some open skull wound or something and wearing this to hide and protect it.

>>33234139
that's an interesting assumption