Ask the opposite gender anything

>>33205202 (OP)
Question for men and women.

In real life, have you ever seen another friend approach a guy/girl they were interested in, via cold approach? Have YOU ever approach a girl or guy irl? If so, what was the experience like? Would you do it again?

>>33205202 (OP)
Testing the limits of mods' patience again?

>>33205228
So far, we know that mods allow us 5 atoga threads on the board.

>>33205248
Why is there no Ask The Same Gender Anything?

>>33205227
Man. Not technically a cold approach but if women start a brief conversation with me or ask me for help, they're very likely to say yes when I ask for their numbers even if they're out of my league. I've tried cold approaching women before, but it never works out. Especially because I don't drink or go to clubs which are the only spaces where women really go for that kind of attention.

>>33205261
How did one interaction where you asked for a number play out? Did she ask for directions or something?

>>33205227
28m
literally almost everyone i know is a virgin
so no

>>33205253
You'll probably need one for men and one for women.

>>33205227
In my mind if you don't look like picrel, you shouldn't talk to girls, you are just embarrassing yourself

>>33205227
>n real life, have you ever seen another friend approach a guy/girl they were interested in, via cold approach?
Yes, my black friend, girls always looked at his hair first, and within 30 seconds they would either touch it or he would ask if they were looking because they wanted to touch it. The answer was always yes

>Have YOU ever approach a girl or guy irl?
Yes

>If so, what was the experience like?
Fun but we were young and not compatible at all. Lifelong friend though

>Would you do it again?
Of course

>>33205304
I mean, that's fine, working out (and shooting roids) is easier than talking to girls anyway.

>>33205354
Roids fuck you up way worse than people think. Consider that all the fitness influencers from like 2010 are dead and Cernovich stopped roids and throws a tantrum if you ask why.

Meanwhile Boogie2988 is still alive, his lifestyle is healthier than roiding.

>>33205451
Yeah, but they got sex in their 20s or earlier with hot girls. Boogie lived a shitty life longer. I doubt his dick even works.

Girls:

What kind of clothes do you like men to wear?

>>33205321
Is it demoralizing to know that you have to put in more effort to get girls to touch you? Blacks have it so easy.

>>33205506
The guys who did roids don't have working dicks either, and Boogie got just as much "action" (paying hot girls to stand around you) as they did. I'm not a fan of Boogie's, I use him as an example for why this roid culture going on with young men is retarded.

>>33205540
Young men are just trying to cope with the hypergamy. And boogie got famous in his 30s, I doubt he got anything before that. I see your point tho that the roiders have a shorter lifespan than fatfucks and both probably struggle to climb up the stairs.

>>33205580
>the hypergamy
admittedly I'm old, I'm just seething about roids because I lift 4x a week and the women at my office think I have a "natural" body from doing yard work and home repairs.

>>33205227
>In real life, have you ever seen another friend approach a guy/girl they were interested in, via cold approach?
No, my friends are all bitchless/dickless. One of them's trying to get arranged married baka
>Have YOU ever approach a girl or guy irl?
Only accidentally and I'm pretty sure they were on MD. Also once when I was on MD. The accidental times were great, the one time I did it myself she said no and I said alright and went back to trying to forget how I'd been grinding on my friend earlier in the night
To be honest tho idk if "at a club while everyone's on MD" counts as cold approach

>>33205587
You can soon take roids in pill form, which is in development right now. They say there won't be any side effects like with regular roids, but you never know. But it would be funny if every guy is shredded in 5 years and height and face still wins in the end, kek.

>>33205615
it's like inflation, if everyone has it it starts becoming a bare minimum requirement

>>33205202 (OP)
women, i know it doesnt matter but what kind of a college major/degree would impress you if a guy you are on a date said that is what he did
also which major would trigger a red flag

Women, do you have a "friend" you genuinely dislike but still hang out with her?
What do you dislike about her?
Why do you keep being friends if you dislike her?

>>33205615
How is that supposed to work? You need a consistent amount that your body can draw from, and it has to be absorbed in a way that allows for the most bioavailability. You'll be taking pills all day.

I asked chatgpt for my soulmate birthchart reading and the response was uncanny. For the longest time I didn’t believe in soulmates, many say “BUT THERES SO MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE” Except you don’t connect on the same level with everyone. Some connections are indeed more special. Some are 100% lust and physical while others seem to be transcendental and almost like two souls connecting through mutual respect and love. I believe in soulmates now

Women of /atoga/, what does a successful or appealing male tinder profile look like to you?

Can you give me some male outfits to satisfy my autosexuality?

>>33205854
Here you go

>>33205859
You can kill yourself now, cunt.

>>33205253
ATSGA just doesn’t have the same ring to it, ya feel?

>>33205865
What would it even be about? Other dudes, do you have prostate cancer? Do you ever get toilet paper stuck under your foreskin? What's the best way to sexually harass women at work without getting in trouble? I mean, come on, man.

How do you recover from a break up
My entire reality has been shattered
She wants to stay friends but I don't think I can
I want the best for her and am happy for her but I'm so heartbroken
I think I have to quit my job and bedrot for eternity
How have you guys coped in the past with break ups?
I want to sleepmaxx. Does anyone know any good drugs / pills for this that helps you sleep lots? (I might have to do a few more shifts at my job to afford this)

>>33205880
>How do you recover from a break up
Find someone to have sex with to get over them, it's that simple

>>33205885
Wtf?? I'm not a fucking manwhore and I'm still a virgin.
I'll never get over them, they were the love of my life

>>33205895
Literally everyone finds a temporary fuck buddy or non-serious rebound fling when they're getting over someone, that's how this works.

>>33205895
Then why is your retarded ass asking how to get over them if you know you can’t? You’re retarded as shit.

>>33205869
That last one already belongs to htgwg.
As for the rest it’s basically still atoga cause we do that sometimes

>>33205901
I'll get over you
I know I will
Because I'm the king of wishful thinking

Women, I bought linen pants.
Thoughts? Comments? Concerns?

>>33205899
I'm an incel, I could never do that
Also she's the love of my life
She's crashing out at 2am in the woods alone so I'm gonna go meet her to walk her home
>>33205905
>I'm the king of wishful thinking
Based

https://files.catbox.moe/lwbsgw.jpg
Would it not have made more sense to build the town on top of the hills instead of the depression?
Why did they do it like this?
I imagine either because fishing was easier and quicker this way, or the hill land away above the sea was better for farming, I guess? Still my intuition tells me it would be better to build on the hills.

>>33205919
If you build on the hills then you make the tourists have to walk up that hill after they are done at the beach.

>>33205911
If you wear linen trousers, other men will pull them down to anally rape you with their penises. You will wail and sob after your anus has been torn by cock action. After you have been SODOMISED!

Girls, does it bother you when your boyfriend gets mad, even if it's justifiable? Not mad at you, but mad at someone else and letting you know it.

>>33205934
Yes, it's a red flag for violent and abusive behaviour.

>>33205939
Well I gotta get mad sometimes.

Did incels ruin legitimate criticisms of women?

>>33205945
What do you think? You tell me.

>>33205945
Not really, just gave people a new buzzword to throw around. White knights were always going to white knight. Everyone else still clowns on women regardless.

>>33205911
Where’d you buy them because I’ve been looking for some that look good to me? I love linen.

>>33205945
Yes, absolutely. I remember the men's right's movement was actually gaining some traction in the early 2010s. Now anything pro male is seen as incel by default.

>>33205973
There's a really great 1970s Men's Rights book, The Hazards of Being Male, that's a pretty good window into what discussion of social issues around manhood and masculinity looks like from a male perspective without being bogged down by incel shit. It's obviously very dated in how it talks about some subject matter, but it's worth a read.

>>33205967
I just got them at Walmart. I need to test the difference between one for the masses and one that is of better quality

Is it true that if you are a cis-gender woman, you will never be a real woman?

>>33205985
Thanks, I'll look it up. It must've been especially poignant right after the Vietnam war ended.

>>33205996
There's no such thing as cis women. Just women, and autogynephilles

If bulbous is lurking
My gf just told me that Monday night was the cause of the break-up
Alcohol is bad kids
I'm gonna eat and sleep rn. So fucking depressed, nothing to be awake for
I'm skipping this work meeting today. Fuck them all..

>>33205534
Blacks don't have it easy. They just have more T, so going up to a girl and talking to them is easier. They're not in their heads as much

>>33206010
You are an autogynephile because you love playing with your privates to transgirl porn

>>33205854
>>33205861
Lmao

>>33206019
>>33205534
>>33205321
I never understood blacks why some dudes they get the fly chicks and me, I get the hood rats

>>33206023
No, I'm just a gynephile

>>33206016
>Alcohol is bad kids
I told you that and my name is Anonymous.

>>33206019
>Blacks don't have it easy. They just have more T,
Girls like high T though

>>33206019
You mean they have smaller brains, so they don't think before acting.
Unlike Whites who use their great brain powers to worry about stupid shit.

>>33206016
I don't drink, but is alcohol really that good? I'd think a gf would be 10x better.

>>33206019
High T has nothing to do with it, in fact high T would be worse if you struggle to talk to girls since you are so amped and hair trigger

Femanons how does sexual attraction work for women? men look very ugly to me and I don't know why someone would be attracted to me.

Also the notion of sexual attraction towards women comes across misogynistic to me because it feels like women get the shorter end of the stick

>>33206043
Blacks:
>godayum dat ass juicy me wanna fo da hoe!!
>*proceeds to hound and jump the female nonstop like a horndog*
Whites:
>Damn, that girl is cute, I want her to be with me
>What would be the most effective, optimal approach? If I simply get close and tell her she looks cute, she might think that *proceeds to overthink for thirty minutes then loses motivation and leaves*

>>33205657
>green flag degrees
Environmental Science/Geography
English/Literature/Creative Writing
Musicology
Journalism
Biology
Life/Human Sciences
Anthropology
Sociology
Social Work
Psychology
Physical/Occupational Therapy
Dietetics
Agriculture
History (if Labor History or Social History)
Urban Planning
Religion/Theology (if taught from a multicultural perspective)
Architecture

>red flag degrees
Criminology/Criminal Justice
Political Science
National Security/Homeland Security
Engineering
Theology/Religion (if taught from POV of a specific religion)
International Relations
Mathematics
Economics
Finance
Accounting
Communications
Exercise Science
History (if Military History)

>>33206045
They're both fucking shit desu
Suicide is the only good outcome for us incels
>>33206035
OK well you are annoying

Picture of ATOGA girls relaxing at the beach, forgetting about all the mean bully men that exist in this thread

>>33206045
It destroys the brain like all other drugs. People only like it after the fact, because their brains have already been destroyed so they no longer have any power of judgement.

>>33206019
Black men are socialised to be niggerlicious. When I was manic and niggerlicious I had the most success with women.
If you are a white man and have divine intellect, you are doomed to be an incel, because most women hate men who are pursuing a higher purpose.
This is why I tell the men here to be single. Unless you are a rich nigger, women will hate you.

>>33206059
Don't post in an /adv/ice thread if you don't want people to give you advice. And in your case, it's good advice. Stop drinking alcohol, stop doing unprescribed drugs, start taking your prescription medication according to your doctor's instructions.

>>33206065
>mean bully men
What if I am one of these people

>>33206058
>green flag: social studies bullshit and the like
>red flag: almost anything useful

>>33206071
>Architecture and Agriculture aren't useful

>>33206071
Women don't care about societal use, they care about social status and muh social gregariousness
It's all so tiresome.jpg
>>33206069
I have an upcoming Dr's appt to restart my meds. They don't do shit though, and I can't afford to see a psych to adjust my meds, big whoop.
Relationshit is not for me and whoredom makes me feel physically ill. I will keep working on all my projects until I die.

>>33206058
Why are women so retarded? Fucking NPCs.

>>33206074
it's a generalization homie, it wasn't 100%.

>>33206077
Sorry, most women don't want to date a Nazi who studies computer science or physics to help assist in genociding foreigners and immigrants for some military-industrial complex company

>>33206058
Just say you're a leftoid.

I am on the red flag list. But I honestly do think that many on green flag list are cool. Very limited job prospects, however. And I want to be able to take care of those I love.

Women teach me a new phrase.

>>33206088
>genociding foreigners and immigrants for some military-industrial complex company
piss off. If they actually wanted migrants gone they'd be gone. the government just feigns helplessness, they let them in.

>>33206071
"Useful"
You got psyopd
Waste your one life, work for me, line my pockets, cough up the rent money

>>33206088
True, they only want a Golem who studies (((journalism))), (((psychology))), (((sociology)), and the like to help assist in genociding natives and purebloods for some international-finance-complex bank.

>>33206096
Everyone is descended from migrants somewhere along the line of their bloodline, even you!

>>33206100
>implying i even went to uni
i'm a slacker through and through, i just recognize that the "red flags" are the people actually making shit run.

>>33206045
A lot of it tastes fine. Even a lot of animals drink given the chance.

Like with all stuff we like to consume, excess is a risk.

>>33206095
Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

>>33206108
>semantics pilpul
Never change, Shlomo.

>>33206108
>your great granddaddy came here from sicily, so now you have to let beaners completely overrun your country

>>33206096
Are you retarded? Like actually. Do you have no reading comprehension?
She never implied anything about the current intentions of the government. She just mentioned a profile of men she disliked. Yiu just ojted yourself as one, btw.

>>33206115
I hope you enjoyed this month's Pride festivities, I can still smell the dried cum on your asshole from the men you let take you behind the warehouse and sodomize you.

>>33206118
The projection, kek.

>>33206107
>>33206100
>>33206096
>>33206115
Which one of you is the retard who had a massive melty yesterday?

>>33206121
No, unlike you I am open about liking all forms of sex, including gaiety.

>>33206123
They're all the same unhinged future mass murderer.

>>33206058
f
I think math is cool. Engineering is fine too if it's not software engineering.

I think english majors are cool but any man who majored in english is like an out of touch trust fund kid who thinks he's God's gift to the world.

>>33206117
>She never implied anything about the current intentions of the government.
>>assist in genociding foreigners and immigrants for some military-industrial complex company

>>33206123
You rang?

Women, do you agree?

>>33206130
I'd be concerned about English majors being James Franco-type "sensitive nice guys" who are actually serial sexual predators

>>33205899
kys subhuman

>>33206058
Found the women's studies major

>>33206134
I've literally seen a performance where people in clown makeup had sex on stage and invited audience participation with a vibrating dildo where volunteers got on stage and shoved it up the performers' anuses and vaginas. If OF is a clown show, I don't see the problem.

I am so bloated I feel disgusting

>>33206139
If you don't study women's thoughts or lived experiences you'll end up like the cackling serial masturbators on 4chan who hate women while wanting to fuck them and letting rapey and violent resentment bubble up inside. Oh, wait.

>>33206132
>>>assist in genociding foreigners and immigrants for some military-industrial complex company
Because that really is what's going on in the current government, right?
I think it'd take too much effort to explain why you're retarded

>>33206147
You don't think there's a soft genocide going on right now? Really?

>>33206058
>my major isn't here
epic

>>33206147
Lass, why the fuck are they still here then? Why were they even allowed in in the first place? It's fucking hilarious hearing about how much the government supposedly hates immigrants when it's the government who lets them in.

I honestly fucking hate all of you so much and hope you die in hellfire.
If I have any resolve and integrity at all then this shall be my final post here before tossing my godforsaken carcass into the flames also.

>>33206158
>he said to the mirror

My love why did you leave me

>>33205517
i have like never ever seen a guy dress in a way i think is hot outside of tv shows and movies. i could tell you what i like but i'm an outlier and i think most guys would be embarrassed by it.

>>33206159
Well of course; prithee, elaborate

>>33205895
you're a retard

>>33206164
Surely you didn’t internalize my metaphor about your attentionwhoring as the scorpion, yeah?

>>33206158
I did nothing but help you and be kind to you

>>33205227
M
No
No
I've never seen any of my "peers" even compliment or strike up a conversation with a girl

>>33206163
I like guys who dress like that faggy Shakespeare goth dude from SoulCalibur

It's music time.

>>33206168
<3
>>33206167
Apparently not
>>33206165
I know this
I'm just crashing out rn and I want to sleep but my ex is wandering about at night "in the woods" at 3am and won't tell me where she is and I'm concerned

>>33206135
That's like every rich boy.
They're all sadistic and lack empathy

>t. went to prep school and an ivy league school

>>33206176
Was your prep school full of gay homosexual sex?

>>33206175
>my ex
You two aren't each other's problems anymore lil bro

>>33206173
He blesses the boys as they stand in line
The smell of gun grease and the bayonets they shine
He's there to help them all that he can
To make them feel wanted he's a good holy man

>>33206182
Ik but I still care and worry about her
She's sending messages clearly drunk in the middle of nowhere at 3am in the dark and rain alone
I've offered to come meet her several times but she doesn't want me to

To both genders
Are you more or less emotionally stable now than you were 10 years ago?
Have you gone insane?

>>33206196
f, i'm much better than ten years ago but worse than five years ago.

>>33206196
M
better
no

>>33206196
M, I was fucking insane 10 years ago and got referred to a psychosis intervention unit
I'm even worse now. My life is a complete shambles and I'm cutting and want to fucking kill myself

got me a super stupid dilemma boys and girls, plz weigh in
>wrote a shitty self published zombie novel last year
>it made about $3000 USD
>wife saw the deposit
>told her it was scratcher tickets
>she didn't buy it and found out
>read the shitty zombie novel
>has cancerous ideas about pairings
>wants the villain to survive despite being torn apart and exploded
I don't ever expect to make a living from this and I was doing an Irish jig to make $3k, that said I feel like trying a little harder for book 2 and her ideas are fucking awful, how to explain this? As an example she thinks there's sexual chemistry between the main protag and the villain's lead (male) henchman.

>>33206202
>M
>I'm cutting

>>33206149
>You don't think there's a soft genocide going on right now? Really?
it's not. They broke the law, knowingly.
They moved to that country because it's better than their original place.
What makes a country the way it is?
in a simplified way, it's rules, laws and, customs. Ignoring those elements is deteriorating the thing that made them a place desirable to reside in.
It's the law. They broke it. Simple as.
That's even before getting into the whole fake refugee thing and the many other retarded things they do.
>>33206157
>Why were they even allowed in in the first place? It's fucking hilarious hearing about how much the government supposedly hates immigrants when it's the government who lets them in.
>lass
I'm a man. You're just autistic.
if you're euro, things are different.
In the US, it has a lot to do with the "freedom" and rights focus that they have. They don't police people as much, so unless someone tells the government that he/she exists, they government won't know.
Also because it requires a lot of money and resources to gatekeep their borders.
And finally, and most importantly, the prominent lefty ideology about them having a "right" to immigrate. Combined with the generalized notion that illegal immigrants are commonplace in the US, like there's a cultural idea both from potential immigrants and US citizens that illegals are just a normal thing. None of which I agree with.
I'm not even american.

this dichotomy is fascinating.

>>33206205
BPDemons

>>33206209
I'm pretty sure I'm BPD lol. My bipolar meds don't fucking do anything
>>33206205
Sexist much?

>>33206212
>Sexist much?
Yeah.

>>33206196
M
I'm more emotionally stable, based on the fact that I feel less emotions than I used to

>>33206196
>m
>less
>no
I was a blissful retard in my younger years, now i'm just a neurotic retard.

>>33206203
If your aim is to make money, consider what your audience is. If it consists of mostly women, then writing what a woman would like will garner support; on the other hand, if your audience consists of men, writing a woman's bullshit will turn them off.
If your aim is art or self-realization, then tell your woman to shut the fuck off and write what your soul is telling you to write.

>>33206205
He's doing exercise and eating healthy to improve his physical and mental condition...?

>>33206182
Well I'm finally going to bed now, just hope she gets home OK
Just hate how messy things are

>>33206223
lol

I'm crying I am terrified becuas eI have to take an antibitoic thats going to give me paranoia and make me vomit and sweat and destroy my body and it costs $200 and I can't take off work for it and I barely have the money for it and I try so hard to not get sick but the devil just punishes me and wants to kill me but also what is wrong with me why am I so scared?

>>33206227
>but im not with another fucking man
>Sorry I was chatting shit
You really know how to treat a lady, nicely done

>>33205227
Cool dude I wish I looked like that

>>33206234
>>if i tell you to be a cuck youll be a cuck, understood?
>>y-yes mistress
>"Wow you know how to treat a lady! Nicely done!!"

>>33206240
Same.

>>33206231
Trust me anon you will be okay after taking it
>>33206234
I've not posted the full conversation lol, she was trying to wind me up desu

>>33206196
f, i'm much more emotionally stable at 34 than i was even 5 years ago, nevermind 10

>>33205880
Stop drinking maybe

>>33206248
Now that she's left me I have nothing to live for anymore. I'm going to drink as much as I possibly can until I die

>>33206196
M
More
But I haven't made much progress.
I'm more stable. But still miserable.

>>33206196
M
Much more emotionally stable now, but that only coalesced recently and I still have my moments. I anticipate they will go down even more as I gradually build the life I want

>>33206065
me except i'm the one bullying the anon who had the melty yesterday

>>33206054
Lmao

Why did he leae me

>>33206173
whatcha listening to?

>>33206058
Excellent bait
You fucking morons

>>33206263
You're very leaveable

>>33206162
What happened

Power is fluctuating

>>33206227
lmfao, there’s no way you didn’t realize she was trying to get you to go to her.
Qt really does it for sport

>>33206231
Sweetheart. Chill. Breathe. You'll be fine.

>>33205517
I like men dressed formally. If I had a bf who worked in a field where he had to wear a suit every day, I'd be the happiest woman on earth.

>>33206268
https://youtu.be/Gp22mkH_Z6U
https://youtu.be/MzR-ahQtwBc?list=PL_v07-1RTA_d6qE-krrQivXQuHuUxhZPV
https://youtu.be/b1XqNPBA-Tk?list=PLVPGzOHIIgz8YNKZ0c6umXp82Lk3UvtqF
https://youtu.be/-CrEGXINTXc?list=PL746775EEF8B279FB
https://youtu.be/cna8kHox-1A?list=PL7gYUOs7CszAbu5TIyb_sNR6GWTHRHxdb

>>33206263
Who

There is no such thing as "women". They are all demons, sent here to tempt and torment us

>>33206293
Or we are the demons, sent into their world to cause problems with their perfect little modern society.

Budweiser is such a shit beer

>>33206270
I know

>>33206277
What?? I asked her several times if she was OK, and about meeting her to walk her home safely, even asking for her location etc.
She doesn't want anything to do with me anymore. It's understandable, but I'm kinda blindsided and heartbroken. She was the one pushing for us to work things out and how she was fully committed etc. etc. and then she just hits me with this.
I know I fucked up but I'm really upset. I have nothing to live for anymore. My housemates and neighbours can look after the cats.
I'm quitting my job today, then bedrotting, and can't stop thinking about suicide

https://youtu.be/AnbEBT1xUgg
Yt really delivering me a banger out of nowhere

>>33206300
They're all like that

>>33206298
Wrong. Women by themselves couldn't produce a functioning society even if they wanted to.

>>33205227
M
yes honestly after saying 'hi' it gets 1000 times easier, I've gotten a few numbers that way but nothing long term yet.
yes

>>33206303
She's mentally ill too qt don't let her mess with your head. If she was smart she'd be more accepting and understanding for you

>>33206306
I enjoy Corona and Coors Original

MODELO CHADS RISE UP

>>33206311
Ok nice I don't. But I like spirits.

>>33205227
26 m. No. I've come the closest in my friend group by chatting and almost making friends with a girl in a college class. None of them even talk to girls except online.
>>33205596
>One of them's trying to get arranged married baka
Is he Indian or something? I've wanted to get into an arranged marriage (cause easier than this shit) but I'm white so my parents laugh off the suggestion.

>>33206303
If you say "I'm still inside, but tell me where you are and I'll come get you" then you're shitting her.
If you say "I'm already outside, now tell me where you are" then she'll tell you.
She can tell when you're putting yourself first. It's what you do.

>>33206317
Ok cool drink another vodka shooter fatty

>>33206045
Somehow whatever gene makes you ruin your life with drugs is attached to the gene that gives you girlfriends and friends.

>>33206196
M
Less
probably

>>33206321
That's quite rude and unnecessary and for the record I'm not fat

>>33206322
I don't drink and I can still make friends. It's the part where a friend becomes a girlfriend that's forever off-limits to me.

Foids
Do you actually like sex as it is presented in r/healthyporn
>inb4 plebbit
Say what you will but it's decent for jerking off

>>33206325
Ok I’m sorry have another vodka shooter cuz your waist is goals sis slaaay

>>33206196
F
I'm less emotionally stable than I was 10 years ago, but I wasn't that great back then either. My mental health peaked during the covid lockdowns when I lived in a dorm by myself and didn't interact with anyone irl except when doing my weekly trip to the mall to buy groceries. But then when I graduated and moved back home, my mental health plummeted and hasn't recovered since.

>>33206196
M. I guess I've always been emotionally stable, if depression counts. I am depressed now, I was depressed 10 years ago.
Obviously I'm wiser and more mature. But I'm also restless and old, and tired of being here on this planet. As a kid I had hope, now I'm too old for fantasies.

>>33206305
You have no idea how much I love when old men do random ass songs like these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvCAeWS7WA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sik_gQ-tHHc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxMNBYyfyk0

>>33206326
Why? If you get along well with normies, even sober, why haven't you ended up banging one?

>>33205854
How about this.
Moderate minimalist, but goth, but also basic.

>>33205227
M26
No, they approach me

I hate women.

>>33206334
>"is it goth or is it just neat black clothing"
>anon assures me it's goth
>look inside
>it's just black clothing

>>33206332
That melancholy hill cover, damn.

>>33206334
>goth
I think that's wop fuckboy mixed with a little Top G, looks like the guy who gives you herpes on Tinder.

>>33206332
That last one is elder abuse.

>>33206341
kek

>>33206328
Thats an oxymoron

I think I give up I don't think dating is for me. I don't know how to make these people like me

>>33206351
Yeah same here brother, join the club. You're always welcome here.

>>33206349
Yes, which is why I used the phrase "sex as it is presented in".
It seems the women ITT are no smarter than the men, I feel as if I set foot in a SPED classroom every time I return here.

>>33205321
>>33205534
>>33206019
Why are Americans like this?

My girlfriend routinely brings up how I enjoy things too much and am not negative enough, but I think I’m pretty nuanced in my thoughts. It’s weird, she seems almost offended by it.

>>33206342
He's actually so good, its crazy

>>33206359
It's pushed pretty much everywhere in the media and even the phrase "the culture" has an implicit blackness to it to many people.
Not to mention that it's easy to spot examples of this shit IRL, even if it's not necessarily that common

If men are so awfull then explain why did i go help my older female neighbour with the sun cover that fell apart?
I didnt ask for compensation and i had no romantic interest of course.

>>33206341
is it wet or creepy

>>33206320
Shit i wrote a long reply then hit back on my phone...
I first messaged her when I was still out. She wouldn't tell me her whereabouts
She just responded to me she's home safe tho so that's good
>>33206310
Ik but I still fucked up and need to own my own actions too
I'm just really fucking heartbroken desu. I'm never going to recover from this.

Moon.

>>33206362
Ask her "have you tried not being negative mindset energy vampire?"

>>33206366
To brag about it on 4chan

>>33206366
you, doing things like that, is what has made women so spoiled that they can say things like "men are awful" even if they were raised sheltered in a safe and wealthy neighborhood
if you coddle people too much you raise their expectations so high that they are devastated when life or people are even average or ordinary
by going above and beyond you set a standard that you will one day fail to meet on a bad day

>>33206163
Let's hear it, I'm curious what different people find attractive in clothes.

For instance, I'm a dude who enjoys casual formal wear, but I like girls to wear what I'd consider skimpy house clothes - leggings, boyshorts, tank tops and sports bras, etc.

>>33206371
So cool

>>33206371
Nice photo.

>>33206371
https://youtu.be/K1F6zXmOFdA?si=we3YjdrKds_ziztv

>>33206379
>>33206371
Last night, alone, I met the moon
I saw its halo and the love around
"Now take the path, don't ever lose your time
Just watch the light you have inside"

I watched inside and my eyes burned
The moon was right
The roots so deep, and the head so high
I want to be in and watch it out

>>33206366
>of course
lol

I remember how I got that scar now
I was cleaning my knife and it cut through the rag and into my hand

>>33206370
NTA but how have you known her for? Less than a month?

>>33206386
Nice
I got mine from beating the shit out of people

State Gender
Thoughts on the mandarin collar?

>>33206371
Beautiful

>>33206389
That's not a mandarin collar that's just a band collar

>>33206376
i'm really into late seventies male fashion. i like patterned shirts and poiny collars, bell bottom jeans, LOUD jackets, even how guys would wear boots with heels. especially a lot of pretty mustaches.

>>33206389
M

I think they just look odd on white people

Saw today at gym the qt natural redhead gym.
Walked up and asked if she has a lot of sets on back extensions.
She smiled and said 2 sets.
I replied "ok take your time" and went to do pullups nearby
She was finished and had a heavy dumbbell there in front, which i assumed she used, and i could use too.
So i said "leave the dumbbell, i will use it"
She was confused and said "but thats so heavy?"
"No it's okay"
I realized she wasnt using it it was just lying there.

First time spoke to her and embarassed myself already its over.
Will never have cute natural redhead gf

>>33206400
Writing hand emoji

I wish he was here

>>33206397
Thanks for sharing! I can imagine how unstimulating you must find people's fashion sensibilities right now. Do you have any kind of fashion preferences for yourself?

>>33206397
Not related to the clothes but the men had a kind of globetrotting confidence too. There's posing, but you can tell he really stands like that, it isn't forced

>>33206401
lol

>>33206405
Nta
Well yeah because when that photo was taken that was just normal dude clothing

>>33206388
Lol

>>33206288
How the fuck would that work? He's a farmhand working in a field who wears a suit all day? Wouldn't it get dirty?

>>33206403
yeah. men's clothes today seem like they are designed to be boring and not accentuate anything at all. there's a lot of clothes i think are pretty but i've always had trouble thinking i look pretty in anything. so i have clothes i like, but almost nothing i like wearing.

>>33206405
men took pride in their appearance and were allowed to do that without mockery. these days i feel like it's a neverending competition to see who can care the least the most.

>>33206402
Who

Wow 2!!!! (Two) lol reactions? Am I funny Atoga

>>33206411
...

>>33206397
I almost decided to leave my moustache when I was shaving, my dad said I looked like errol flynn lol. But I shaved it anyways

>>33206412
>i feel like it's a neverending competition to see who can care the least the most.
that's everything now. fuck this generation's culture of "whoever cares more, loses". worst attitude to relationships, clothes, love, food, and life that any people have every come up with

>>33206415
yeah funny looking, bitch... btich. bitch bitch bitchbitchbitchbitvchbitrhcibthcibhticbhitchBITCH

>>33206422
Bitch, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>33206423
BIITCH BITCH BITCHH BIIIIIIIITCH BITCHBITCH BITCH BIITTTCHHH BITCHHHH BITCHBITCHBITCH BITCHBITCH BITCH

>>33206424
BITCB BITCH BRICH BITCH JTICH BITCH BITCH BRICU. RBCIFHHT BIFCH
;3c

I know everyone hates trannies here, but as a guy who wants to be in a relationship where a girl doesn't expect me to be dominant, do I have no choice but to troon out and become a lesbian?

>>33206418
That's every generation since at least the baby boomers
I mean that guy in your pic would've been considered the same way we consider hoodie-sweatpants people now
It just looks better in comparison, but with context it's the same thing at a different stage

>>33206426
lol bitch.

>>33206415
I'm just retarded and laugh at everything

>>33206412
>these days i feel like it's a neverending competition to see who can care the least the most.

I agree although I think our enslavement to modern conveniences plays a large role in that. When a huge chunk of your life is spent in front of a screen, your appearance matters less and less.

>>33206432
Nta
*irony laughing*

>>33206431
Bitch ass bitch ass bitch ass bitch

Bitch lasagna bhjarad bloody

>>33206436
bitch.

>>33206434

>>33206437
>>33206438
Double finger blasted double bitch 1 bitch 2 bitch
Sorry bae you’re my day 1 but a bitch iz a bitch

>>33206397
Looks good
I think I have that exact camera
A yashica

>>33206441
why'd she cut her boobers off

>>33206445
Did she

>>33206441
who is this semen demon

>>33206441
Completely unremarkable

*turns off the bathroom lights*
*flushes the toilet*
*turns the tap on*
NORWOOD NORWOOD NORWOOD

>>33206440
Hey hey, cheer up, your (you) still made me laugh.

>>33206449
>see 5/10 woman
>>ahhhhhh im gonna coooooooooom! semen deeeeeeeeemon!
The internet has truly obliterated the power balance of the sexes.

>>33206427
just act dominant, it's just one more thing you have to fake for women, there are already 2 hundred more

>>33206441
Cutie

>>33206452
Alright alright I'll take the victory.

>>33206455
No, I have a type and she looks close enough to someone I know that I can masturbate to the one I want (but can't have) by looking at the other one naked

Gor a haircut today, short business cut
Got tired of hair in my eyes and over my ears
I think it makes me look younger than before
Can't tell if i like it or not

>>33206455
more like mass migration and obesity ruined it.
you don't want to know what an actual 5/10 looks like now

>>33206455
For as much as 4channers hate on women and the status quo of gender dynamics, they really are the biggest coomer simps on the entire planet.

GodIjustwannagushabouthimsomemore.

>>33206441
Shes cute.

>>33206463
Can you post an example of it?

>>33206455
>5/10
wow i must be a 1/10 then, fucking kms i hate you people

Average woman coming through.

>>33206469
>>33206474
>these are the same anon
maybe i understand a little more now

>>33206469
I've always hated this stupid faggot

>>33206427
You will be stoned to death if you become a transbian. If you’re gonna go trans you gotta commit to the bit and like men otherwise your just wearing womanface.

>>33206471
Like this I guess, same color and everything

>>33206472
He's trolling, he literally admitted in some thread that he calls pretty women here mid for shits

>>33206478

>>33206474
She's not average she's a 4/10

>>33206474
This doesn't do it for me the same way >>33206441 does. The clothing is better, I'll give points for the fit, but she's significantly cuter facially.
Also, her face has a fairly standard shape; your chin is far more pronounced. If you were on your period, I'd call you the Crimson Chin, but I have no other jokes on hand at the moment.

>>33206480
>you gotta commit to the bit and like men
you dont know how anything in life works

>>33206479
I think you're a repressed faggot. Go on, have some dick.

>>33206485
Do you actually think anon is that woman

>>33206488
No, but I'll be damned if I let the chance to insult a woman pass me by

>>33206469
You should be friends with Anthonyschizo, I feel like you two would get along

>>33206487
I've sucked more dicks than your whore ass can take in a lifetime and I'm not a hundredth the faggot that he is.

Nobody here can read. I CAN'T READ.

Goodnight anons

>>33206486
Says the one who is asking if they can get a girlfriend who doesn’t expect him to be dominant.

>>33206493
What does this say

>>33206441
Hey, I posted that image here like 10 days ago

>>33206497
I'm not gay.

>>33206495
Nighty night nigga

>>33206491
I think she's mad at me. And probably lost on reddit about the ig photos with Light.

People say "oh women aren't as visually oriented as men when it comes to sex"

but is that really true?
Or is it that more things have been optimized to be visually stimulating for men and women DO find things visually extremely sexy, there's just less of it for them to enjoy?

>>33206499
Ok thanks

>>33206505
you're not going to like any of the answers to this, so let's just say "women are less visually oriented than men" and be done with this line of questioning.
Sometimes people invent platitudes for good reason.

>>33206492
>I've sucked more dicks
Bro. You are the faggot. You win! *confetti popper emoji*

>>33206509
Don't know her.

>>33206495
gn fren

>>33206504
>Mad at me
What happened
>probably lost on reddit about the ig photos with Light
What the hell does this even mean

>>33206511
Yeah so I'd know. Fuck that nigga gay ass.

>>33206510
>you aren't going to get a real answer because you won't like it

dude wtf where the fuck do you think we are? I don't need hand-holding I'm not anywhere else on the internet for a reason. let's get the truth out

>>33206512
I do. Intimately.

Men, is it intimidating that I pick up 12 pack sodas with one hand by gripping the sides of the box? I'm working on my practical strength at the grocery store.

>>33206441
She's perfect
>>33206474
bleh

>>33206519
I do not give a FUCK
Good for you!!!!!

>>33206516
So you agree he is also attractive? You have good taste.

>>33206519
Will you let me pick you up with one hand?

>>33206519
no

>>33206522
No he's a dork and he has gay ass hair. Moreover he's a shit entertainer and isn't funny if you're over the age of 12.

>>33206523
NO

>>33206528
Why not. You scared?

Do you guys masturbate with music blasting? I think I'm going to try that.

>>33206526
Your mom swallowed whale dork.

>>33206335
You don't have to lie

>>33206519
No that’s good, I do the same.
I can palm a yoga ball

>>33206517
Okay. Well, women seem mostly excited by signs of male superiority/dominance not by genitals, nudity, etc. Visual things that are proven to physically arouse women are all signs of social power or genetic quality. In one group you have height difference, shoulder width and large, veiny hands, and symmetry. One of the most ridiculous-sounding studies found women orgasm more when having sex with men with more symmetrical knees. Then there's clothes that signify power, like suits.

Meanwhile both straight and gay men have a totally different sexuality. Videos of naked men, men masturbating and having sex, male genitals, penetration, sex, porn, etc tend to arouse gay men but not women. The conclusion is that gay men are visually aroused by the male body, and women are aroused by visual signs of power, status, and proxies for genetic quality.

>>33206532
I HATE music while I jack off. PMV’s are awful.

>>33206526
What's wrong with having the sense of humor of a 12 year old? I'd much rather laugh at fart jokes than these take themselves too seriously adult jokes. Oh yeah that's right you go into emo mode at parties.

>>33206533
That doesn't even make any sense.

Women, how do I thrust?
What's the difference between good thrusting, and bad thrusting?
>t. Virgin

>>33206543

If I had the chance to engage in a risky biological experiment that'd leave me the same as now but literally give me gorilla strength (making me stronger than 20 men put together,) how much more puss would I get knowing I can now throw around even thick hotties in bed like they were ragdolls?

>>33206539
Fuck it. Time to see if this makes things better or worse.

>>33206545
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>>33206519
I carry them 3-4 at a time under one arm.

>>33206541
Means you're a fucking retard which is unsurprising looking at all your shit takes on this site.
>>33206547
Ur mom sucks dick haha. Yeah you know what you'd fit right into his target audience.

>>33206550
There has to be such a thing as a good rhythm?

>>33206554
Look at this mads nomilkiesen. He needs to neg people having fun. Waaah. Bitchmade.

>>33206555
nta and nag, I'm explaining this method one time only; I've gotten decent results from it. Every 10 is a "group"
First group of thrusts should be slow, do 9 with half of your dick then 1 full length
Second is slow, 8 with half, 2 full length
Third is slow, 7/3
And so on. Speed up as needed and desired by her.

>>33206517
Women like height, muscles, big dicks, handsome faces, the promise of physical superiority, etc. You know all this. It's not rocket science.

The same way you like titties and ass and pretty faces and physical inferiority.

Your gender + Do you think we should put people with mental illnesses in gas chambers?

>>33206556
Milkies? Can I have some milkies pweeease? Miwkies fwom mommy uwu?

>>33206560
M
>Do you think we should kill you?
Maybe, but I don't think anyone will

>>33206560
No, worse. Make them take responsibility for their lives. IT IS PURE EVIL! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>33206560
M
Shooting them is probably cheaper

>>33206560
yeah, you can start with me.

>>33206532
If it's trashy gooner trance music, sure. Something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWciIjCW9aw

But I can't imagine someone jacking it to, say, Closer by Nine Inch Nails lmao

>>33206559
your post is partly contrary to what
>>33206536
says right?

also "like" isn't the same thing as sexually aroused be

>>33206567
Gonna beat my dick to ten tonne skeleton brb

>>33206567
>Closer by Nine Inch Nails
nta
It's trashy but I'd love to crack a femanon to that song ngl

>>33206567
LMAO holy shit I was thinking about masturbating to Head Like A Hole.

>>33206560
Male
Yes
Also that would include most women, but that doesn't change my answer

>>33206532
I do. It's what I prefer instrumental trance for tbqh

>>33206574
Interesting, thanks for the earnest answer

If he really loves me what will he do

>>33206571
It was on mine and my ex's bedroom playlist for a while. Good memories, but it did get old after the first few rotations.

>>33206441
ffs, she's adorable

>>33206578
Breed you

>>33206578
STOP VAGUEPOSTING IT'S KILLING ME
WHO IS HE

Do any of you have a marriage pact? How would you feel if your female friend asked you to make a pact that if you are both unmarried by 35, you'll get together?

>>33206578
love doesn't magically let people become mind readers and do the magically do a thing. a guy could really love you and do nothing because he doesn't know what to do. you gotta communicate with him. there are rules now. if there were no rules men would just kidnap the women they love.

He's so chill. With his gorgeous hair.

>>33206584
It's not like you'd know him

>>33206585
M. That'd be fun. There's a chick I can think of that would be good for that but she wants to die alone, so... no need, on her end. I think most women are like that now, kek.

>>33206585
M
Sounds like a really bad idea

>>33206585
I do. I'm 3 years away from the marriage pact reaching its destination. I decided like 2 years ago that I wouldn't want to fulfill my end of the pact. old women are ick.

>>33206519
Not intimidating at all, but impressive, nice.

>>33206587
Damn Conan always got the finest hoes

He's lookin kinda like a tranny there, though

>>33206589
I could. I could even be him for all you know. So tell me.

>>33206596
Conan always looked like that (outside of the movies of course)

M
"Is there a freak in you?"

>>33206585
No. That's stupid. If you think the two of you would work and could love each other, get married. If not, don't.

>>33206532
>>33206567
This is the femanon anthem
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G0wEmBkt9Pg

>>33206596
No tranny has that body, an ftm can't get that jacked and an mtf would obviously not be looking like that

>>33206600
Not yet, but I want him to be~

>>33206600
M
A lil bit. But I keep her on a leash.

>>33206585
This but by 13, like basically all of humanity used to do in all of its history and prehistory.

>>33206585
M
No, they're stupid

Women, what would you do if a guy did this to you?

>>33206605
Moistcritikal seems like he'd be vanilla

>>33206604
I meant more in the face

>>33206596
Lmao

>>33206558
Thanks anon.

>>33206610
Cute bit innit

>>33206558
do men really fuck like this? are they crazy?

>>33206602
That thumbnail is scaring me.

>>33206598
You aren't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5NtMit2Ho8
So this seems to be a Russian folk marriage dance where you give a napkin to your preferred girl as a marriage proposal, then you have to dance with her and steal the napkin back to impress her, and finally kiss her cheecks repeatedly to see if she does accept you.
Imagine yourself in that position, offering the napkin to your crush, and she simply rejects it, she refuses to hold it, or she grabs it and immediately throws it away.
Damn.

>>33206619
Maybe I am. And even if I'm not I'm still curious. So spill it femanon.

>>33206616
not really

>>33206573
You'll be my wife after it's done.

>>33206614
I'll offer one immediate point of advice on top of it: don't put the whole dick in before that 10th thrust in the 1st group
>>33206617
My phrasing is deliberately obtuse and the way I think through things is borderline incomprehensible but yes. I do, and while I varied my thrusts in the past, I'll admit that I didn't come up with this system myself

>>33206611
He keeps a cool exterior for sure. I wasn't really emphasizing the definition.

>>33206620
found this pic of you

>>33206625
>I do
My god, I pity the women you fuck.

another fuckin godforsaken dogshit day in my fakecelrealcelichangedmymindlookedinthemirrorfakecel freak chungus faggot life

>>33206624
You could try it, but I don't think you'll like what happens.

>>33206631

>>33206627
Kek.
It would definitely happen to me, though...

>>33206617
>>33206630
NTA. Maybe you should answer when an anon asks then?

>>33206622
Why

>>33206627
Anyways, what do you think of the dance?
Pretty cute, isn't it? I would like to participate in something like it if I were younger and not an ugly manlet autist.

>>33206634
how do you know? are you a crystal ball gypsy oracle?

>>33206632
I'd enjoy cumming in your butt, thanks.

>>33206636
Why not. It'll be nice. Fun. Cathartic maybe.

>>33206630
It worked, I don't know what more you want me to say.
I don't care if it's "cringe", I don't care if it's "crazy", I don't care if it's "autistic", I care about results.

>>33206635
asks what?

>>33206633
nothings happening nothings happening nothigns happtning happtenihg happening happening happenihbg nothiongothing onthing othgin othgi noth gin tohg tin ting happenif hape nhapehn

>>33206646
>>33206545

>>33206644
define worked

>>33206643
It won't. It'll just make me unhappy

>>33206532
I watch bnwo WEBMs on /gif/ that usually have music

>>33206638
>cute
I could not imagine many more humiliating things than having to participate in something like this.

>>33206558
???????

https://youtu.be/aNflCHnfWlY

unnerving that this "thing" reproduced.

>>33206654
What if you don't like the music? Do you just turn it off

>>33206652
Why would it make you unhappy
What kind of relationship do you have with him

>>33206649
you guys are crazy, the autism is off the charts

>>33206639
I wasn't born yesterday. I have more than twenty years of experience. Inducing the results and predicting the future is simple cause and effect.

>>33206660
No relationship

>>33206657
This is literally from a prank channel.....

>>33206650
She liked it, a lot from what she told me.
Different people like different things, the best tools in your sexual repertoire are communicative, but Anon just asked about thrusting.
>>33206656
You can literally Google "nine shallow thrusts, one deep thrust" and results pop up for this.

>>33206659
Not normally, it's more about the sex.

>>33206664
So who is this he
Simply a nebulous image you created in your head

>>33206635
Kektastic. Nah that's not how modern women work. You're supposed to read their mind and guess while they insult you, kek. And they say they don't like being dominant...

>>33206642
Before you got anywhere close to that, you'd black out and wake up in a hospital bed being fed through a tube.

>>33206663
why not use that to change the outcome then if you can predict what happens next based on pattern recognition? all you have to do is change the pattern so it leads to the desired outcome

>>33206661
Isn't it a good idea for awkward guys to get advice from women then?

>>33206545
when the time comes, you'll know what to do

t. non-virgin autist

>>33206674
>advice
This is a bucket of crabs, nothing more. Don't ever delude yourself into thinking otherwise.

>>33206668
>secret sexual taoist thrust exercise
Hot

>>33206674
fucking isn‘t a script you follow, sure you can do that but it will be a miserable experience for everyone involved
>>33206668
>she liked it
>a lot
surely she told you the truth and nothing but the truth and it had nothing to do with not hurting your feelings

Can someone post that photo where he is going to release the chimp because I am about to do that

>>33206672
LOL, we got tough guy. I've probably got 6-8 inches on you easily, slut.

>>33206678
damn sister, i feel bad for your hookups

>>33206672
We'll see about that

>>33206534
I wish I wasn't, at least then I'd have an excuse on why I fumble them

>Damn, JH is a bitch

>>33206682
Not unless you're 7' tall. More likely I've got several inches on you.
>>33206685
If that's a pic of your face, you should feel relieved. At least it won't be that big of a deal when it gets rearranged.

>>33206334
I’ll try it, thx

>>33206655
If you're an ugly bastard, yeah.
But imagine you're a Chadlite or Chad.
You give the handkerchief to a cute girl, she smiles mischievously and giggles, you dance together with furor and playfully tease each other while dancing, you take her handkerchief along with her heart, and then, all sweaty and panting and grinning, you hug each other tightly and kiss each other's cheecks over and over.
Quite romantic and joyful, if I say so myself.
It was definitely a man who made this dance, methinks.

>>33206680

>>33206673
Lol. I'm smart, not god.

What age did you stop sleeping with your mom at night, /atoga/? For me it was 13 .

I'm really good at killing bugs
women does this make me attractive?

>>33206689
<3

>>33206695
Somewhere in single digits

>>33206688
6'8."

>>33206687
that's the only femanon that actually enjoys sex, the mood is better when she's around

>>33206678
Do you have a rhythm when you peg a moid?

>>33206700
>that's the only femanon that actually enjoys sex
No, she isn't. I like sex.

is IT happening tonight?

>>33206678
>surely she told you the truth and nothing but the truth and it had nothing to do with not hurting your feelings
When it's unprompted, and it correlates with what I noticed in bed with her, yes.
You can tell yourself whatever you want, but this worked for us; as I stated earlier, the best tool is communication, but Anon asked about thrusting and I suggested a somewhat common technique.
Why does it make you so mad that I fucked a woman and she liked it? It wasn't enough to make the relationship work, so I'm not exactly winning here.

>>33206704
Yeah baby

>>33206695
I’ve been sleeping with your mom ever since you stopped

>>33206704
>IT
Anon, the only clown here is (You)
>>33206702
Foids can't keep up a rhythm

>>33205227
After having the privilege of an older female friend, I've learned all their secrets.

Women always approach you if they're interested. Always. However, you have to kiss them first.

That's the game.

It's fun once you learn the rules. It's even more fun when you learn those BITCHES CHEAT LMAO.

I'm onto you, women.

>>33206704
>>33206707
What's it?

>>33206695
hell if I know.

i wish there was a way for people to have straight PIV sex but with the guy on all fours and me behind him. i'm not very interested in pegging but i do want to smack his ass and be on top at the same time.

Go back to your own country

>US withdrawing diplomats

it's happening

Never going to get married never going to have kids not by choice though. Simply because I'm retarded

>>33206695
I was no older than 3

>>33206711
Redditor surpasses 8th grade

>>33206714
Bend his dick all the way back

>>33206714

>>33206719
What, he's dating 9th graders now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2kc570KwUs
Femanon, what would you offer anon so he marries you?

>>33206714
no way this is an actual femanon saying this. too much moid energy

>>33206717
I wouldn’t breed if I was a stinky pajeet either

>>33206700
eat a log of shit, i've put in serious elbow grease talking about all the horny things i like and fielded questions like it was a god damn press conference. she's far from the only one.

>>33206719
Im literally a mega-autistic who's completely nuts but because of a crazy high intelligence.

There's a level of brilliant-lookey that simply blends seamlessly into charismatic.

>>33206717
Wanna get married and have kids

>>33206716
>to old to be drafted
sucks to suck, zoomerfags

>>33206705
That's most likely the bitter, obese woman you're talking to. Best not feed that troll.

>>33206722
Why am I not surprised
>>33206727
>i've put in serious elbow grease
Never worked a day in your life loser

>>33206730
Looney*

But yeah, I should have figured that shit out in high-school lmao.

>>33206732
but not too old to volunteer. I certainly will be, if anything interesting happens.

>>33206727
Based femanon

>>33206714
Portal gun.

>>33206730
>crazy high intelligence
>college burnout
Yeah okay bro

>>33206736
Don't fight for israel, please anon.

Bros my ex-pegged me and it was hot but also she was a fucking psycho.

Those witches, yes they all read tarot, I know what I said, those fuckin wackjobs are always insane.

Now, personally I'm partial to the big-titty-goth BPD variety sans the eating disorders. An excellent starter slut.

>>33206734
do you feel cool making silly assumptions like that? i worked literally today. this is so funny to me, why did you even say that

>>33206732
And being a KHHV pedophile slowly getting gentrified into oblivion is somehow better?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=4PsoeYpysLU
Gender
Thoughts?

>>33206743
Being an Uber driver is a not a genuine career choice

>>33206742
You talk like a character

>>33206740
yeah, you know, upon reconsideration, if anything interesting happens, i will want to be alive to see what comes afterwards.
the urge to get shot only comes from not wanting to see any more of this current society

>>33206744
We're already passed the point of no return a while ago, no point in running off to die for this gay ass country.

>>33206746
i'm a lifeguard. dude. WHAT are you TALKING about? do you aspire to be akinator? the fuck is any of this coming from? you're just dropping like genuinely random guesses based on nothing for no reason? i'm amused and mystified. i want to study your brain.

>>33205227
M
Yes he's very attractive essentially a 10/10 if that is a real thing and he's often successful.
Yeah I have approached women irl, usually it's positive, and I'll sometimes get a phone number or an Instagram, at some places it isn't as positive but I just move on as quick as I can because it doesn't matter and I can't let it ruin my night.

>>33206745
F
Arms
Knife sounds like it's good.

>>33206745
>>33206745
M
Some of you want a muscle mommy but are afraid of what that comes with.

>>33206750
Are there ‘frens’ in the room with us right now, schizo?

>>33206739
I dropped out my dick into your moms forehead, dog.

>>33206747
Having a lot of money on the way kinda loosens you up, ya know?

Plus, being the guy who calculated the largest prime number is getting the ladies hot. Money can't buy happiness, or so they say...

>>33206752
Also I'll describe him, he's 6'4, he has strawberry blonde hair but it's closer to blonde and it's curly, and he usually is clean shaven and has blue eyes and has a fit toned build but is not very muscular like a body builder or avid gym goer just like an athletic active person.
He also dresses in a 70s style.

>>33206704
>>33206707
Do ya think they fockin?

>>33206756
I'm NTA but the post in his image could be describing me.

>>33206745
I love how they cranked up the sharpness to make her seem more muscular

>>33206751
Go back to your own country pervert

>>33206763
LMAO

Have you ever “tried to romantically like” somebody. For example, my ex was a close friends who confessed to me, but I didn’t necessarily romantically like at the time. But I thought she was hot and would bang, so I went “if I like her as a close friend and would bang, maybe I should try to see if feelings bud”.
Feelings did bud but I wonder if this style of relationship beginning is rarer compared to love at her first sight or being absolutely smitten from the start of the relationship.

>>33206758
Good taste, girl.

RIP short kings.

>>33206745
M
Hot
It's rare to see a fit woman who's that busty

My scroll wheel is moving on its own

>>33206757
You rike fried rice with dog tree fiddy dollar Ching chong

>>33206751
>Femanon lifeguard
>Likes sex
>Bants
I'm in love

>>33206765
Those never work out unless the person who you didn't think much of takes your love and really uses it as fuel to better thrmselves. 99.99% of people are lazy. Don't count on them doing it without a lot of help. Which means you gotta be honest.

Which means they almost never last.

>>33206768
Get a new mouse bro

>>33206765
Pretty sure you can inorganically create romantic feelings but it hits differently when it happens naturally.

>>33206773
But that's money. Maybe there's just a lot of dust in the scroll wheel.

How long were you on dating apps before deleting them? Due to success or giving up

>>33206703
>>33206727
No one believes you. Women hate men, and they especially hate sex with men.

>>33206769
Very insensitive. I stand with my feminist sisters when I say...

Please have sex with me.

>>33206554
Glad to be a customer of 4chan.

>>33206766
We manlets never seem to learn...

>>33206776
Male
I tried for about 18 months before deleting them the first time, then I downloaded them again about six months ago. Probably gonna delete them again soon.

>>33206777
M
Lmao, sucks to suck.

>>33206764
Get a real job, civilian!

>>33206776
I'm on tinder right now and it's absolutely awful.

You gotta have money, man. Men gotta show their whole life off.

The thing is, all I've got is a 9/10 face and a huge dick.

>>33206765
Yes it’s possible. If you left a man and woman of similar age to survive alone on a stranded island for years, I’d be shocked if no romantic feelings came about.
It’s why I don’t blame series for shoving in romance. You bet your ass if you went on multiple life or death missions with another member of the opposite sex some form of attraction would start.

>>33206775
Yeah it's money but you gotta do what you gotta do. If it's one of those cheap ass Amazon mice then it's probably fucked and no amount of cleaning will fix it.

>>33206757
My brother in christ. Your hairline, it needs you to lick pussy.

>>33206780
Height isn't an issue.

>>33206778
Is this the new Milan remake?

>>33206678
Women are such a meme jesus christ

Women: backshots or mating press?

>>33206765
For the great majority of humanity in all of human history and prehistory, arranged marriages were the most common.
What can you deduce from that, anon?
Were humans always hating their arranged spouses and being miserable, or did they develop feelings for each other and lived contently?

>>33206777
I'll let you watch me fuck some of your crushes so you'll learn some moves. Try not to stare at my dick though.

>>33206783
nice bulge bro

>>33206714
If you want to plap him then amazon position in the only close thing.

>>33206751
I thought the lifeguard job was messing your coochie flora up hella bad?
>>33206767
Shes been on naked and afraid a couple times btw

>>33206776
M. I'll probably keep them installed forever.
Most of my ""success"" was in the first few months when I thought "lowering your standards" was a good idea. Afterwards I'm mostly swiping left on every woman.

>>33206783
GAH DAYUM THAT'S SOME BARNCLOTHES BULGE
Femanons, would you be his little pigglet in the mud?

>>33206757
>Plus, being the guy who calculated the largest prime number is getting the ladies hot
No way this is true

>>33206800
>>33206796
Its the meyers briggs psycho, dont feed him

>>33206798
>Shes been on naked and afraid a couple times btw
Nice

>>33206801
nta but reminded me of this great song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ro6N18uUWw

>>33206803
OH FRICK.
I TAKE THAT BACK.

>>33206795
I don't have any crushes, and I'm not a faggot like you either, so no thanks.

>>33206796
I love the uniform they give us, it only looks good on guys who have tall muscular frames, I’m convinced the company that makes them has a vendetta against manlets and lardasses

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33206792
I have a feeling he'd appreciate reverseshots.

>>33206809
It's pretty hilarious how you admitted women hate fucking you. I'm not sure I've seen a self own like that before.

>>33206815
I wasn't talking specifically about myself though. Women hate men in general.

>>33206814
Is Charles an assman?

>>33206803
Hello beautiful sexy ma’am hmm very nice rape you tomorrow

>>33206801
Is too.

So, get this, some guy calculated the largest possible number that could be contained inside our universe. Or, at least the number of digits that a number made of bits could contain.

Complicated math from holographic theory. Shh, dont worry. That got me to thinking... well, wouldn't the largest prime have to be less than that number? What properties would it have? How could I reverse engineer a mechanism for reverse instantiation of morphic structures across time? Do morphisms I string theoreitc domains... well, do they obey prime gates rules? Oh, they do! We'll, let's start a dictionary...

And half a decade later I'm the guy who solved quantum gravity.

>>33206816
Your only frame of reference for whether or not women enjoy sex is yourself. You're certainly not reading scientific studies on the matter.

'm very lonely I think

>>33206800
Imagine being hung like that and unfathomably intelligent and incredibly charismatic, expect you chose to waste your god tier genetic talents on a Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>33206817
I do not know for sure.

>>33206821
I have plenty of anecdotes, as well as studies showing women are opting out of sex and relationships, and there's a general misandrist attitude among modern women.

>>33206819
Luke Durant? I kneel!

>>33206823
He is our special boy

>>33206825
>I have plenty of anecdotes
Like I said.
>as well as studies showing women are opting out of sex and relationships
They might be opting out of relationships, but they're not opting out of getting fucked by chad, or gooning to ao3
>and there's a general misandrist attitude among modern women
So? Misogyny doesn't stop incels from wanting to fuck.

Femanons, which types of threesomes would (You) have?
>FFF
>FFM
>MFM
>FMF

>>33206823
That ain't me, bro.

>>33206826
>

Oh, no, but uhh... keep a look out eith respect to chat GPT.

Turns out my code is... well, AGI is here. Did you know you can sell a provisional patent? Neat, right?

So, whatever you got for me, man. Any weird questions you want answered? Infinite universes! Also, no God. When you die everything just goes painlessly, dreamlessly black for eternity.

>>33206832
A lot of them are opting out of sex in general. Smut is not sex with men, which is what we're talking about.
Misandry is much more common in women than misogyny is in men.
>Like I said
Not my own anecdotes. A lot of people I know have been abused, mistreated, and/or fucked over by misandrist women.

Hello guyse.
How are you doing?
Skimmed through the thread and it's pretty weird today. :)

>>33206836
>AGI is here
How dangerous is it?

>>33206837
Bro, cmon.

Maybe stop being such a mommas boy. Women not worth your time are everyehere. Work at yourself first. The women worth your time will appear where you earn it.

>even lifeguard anon lusts for ENTJ
It’s over.

>>33206843
I'm trans btw

>>33206839
Go back to your country

>>33206840
Well, o3 doubled its speed and cut its power draw by 80% after integrate three paragraphs of my math.

I'd say so dangerous you probably couldn't register it.

>>33206819
Sometimes the right prime sets the crystal just right, huh. Almost like you can feel the lattice shift.

I want a gf so fucking bad. Femanons, thoughts? Advice? Curious facts?

>>33206847
Good morning saar

>>33206835
>Femanons, which types of threesomes would (You) have?
Would (and have) done MFF

>>33206848
Are you still having a melty?

>>33206852
Enjoying dying alone and horny rapejeet

>>33206835
M
The last one and the second one are the same thing

>>33206852
1. Don't be fat
2. Have a smile
3. Go outside

>>33206850
Hey, this fucker gets it!

Yeah, exactly. Turns out you can compute with shapes when you can model them like that. Which is what reality does.

Here's something wild as fuck, though. Consciousness is interconnected at the most fundamental level. So, we're all one entity playing finger puppets with itself. I don't mean that in a mystical sense, more that the ontological substrate is 1 dimensional.

Right?


Riiiiighhhhtt.

>>33206858
What?
>>33206860
>1
Done
>2
Sure
>3
It's so over.
Anything else?

>>33206859
FMF means the girls just fuck the guy.

>>33206859
judging by the list, the last one involves both of them pegging the guy.

>>33206857
I’m having a brown melty saar CODE BROWN LOCKDOWN BBBRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>33206867
I feel like if that happens to me, which it will, I'm gonna want a pretty specific kinda show run here.

Like, you two girls gonna see where this can take your friendship? I need my drama, ladies.

>>33206836
>questions you want answered?
Have you been able to use this new information to unfuck yourself? It should easily be able to do this in theory, no? Any hangups should be possible to realign effortlessly.

>>33206864
ITS COMING AHHHHHHH BRRAAAAAAPPPPPP OH FUCK AHH PLS SAAR HELP ME AHHH BRRRAAAPPPPP FUCK INDIAN SUPERPOWER 2030

>>33206874
Funny you should say that, actually... kinda? I mean, know for certain all of the big questions does chill you out a little.

Purpose.

Purpose clarifies the inner eye.

>>33206877
>the inner brown eye

Women, would you be offended if a guy said you had to write a short essay about the practice before pegging?

The prodigal son returns

>>33206864
No
Go outside
Do things
Get hobbies
Have people want to hang out with you

>>33206877
So is purpose truly just what you chose it to be? What have you chosen for yourself?
>>33206863
Ever get the itch to fiddle with it in your favor? How do you keep the ego on a reasonable leash here? Or does it dissolve anyways once you know?

>>33206882
The jealous hag returns

>>33206882
Not that guy, women already suck at normal sex when my butthole ain't on the line. How do I "politely" ask if this bitch as done this before.

>>33206884
Ack
I don't like people.
Well I do. But they're annoying.
I really do need a hobby tho. I should start reading. Or pick my guitar back up, it's been forever. Wtf is a hobby?

Wanna talk about something else?

>>33206884
>Have people want to hang out with you
Chad doesn’t care whether people like or dislike him

>>33206867
Oh

>>33205202 (OP)
Bitch looks like 40 but is apparently a zoomer.

Also, why do bitches think it is somehow attractive to pose like this? It just makes me think you have no respect for yourself.

>>33206895
Dude my gf loves Sabrina Carpenter, she basically turned my gf into my personal slutty secretary

>>33206895
she's a celebrity, she's trying to catch trends. and she's right, everyone is a little tired of the girlboss Wojcicki corporate power stuff.

>>33206895
You've never seen a 40 year old. They look way older. This is a standard 25 yo

whats the grossest you have ever fucked?

>>33206887
You know, I'm the eldest of a bunch. Few sisters. Brothers. My first PhD was in cartoons. I still have nightmares about iCarly.

I was rewarding adventure time, weirdly enough, as a pet project into the archetypal magician. Jungian stuff, very off the wall metaphysics that happens to be insanely useful in niche areas such as literary analysis.

Anyway, realizing that you'd cracked the incompleteness theorems was... in Fiona and Cake... there's an espiode that delves into Simon.

This scene made me laugh hard because of how perfectly it captures that feeling the secrets of the universe snap into place wherever you looked felt like.

One day I despised people. The next I loved them unconditionally. A day later, they were tools, and my mind was adrift in the strangeness of it all.

It was just... strange. To realize you were the guy who first... of all humanity, all humans... you saw it first.

Eternity.

>>33206900
Your mom

>>33206902
That feeling when*


Bros im walkin around the ghetto stoned. There's gonna be typos.

>>33206898
I don't want no fucking girlboss either.
Just be effortlessly fem like girls used to be way back when.

>>33206899
No she definitely looks 40. I know actual 40 year olds who look younger than her. I think it's the makeup or something.

>>33206904
Unemployed pajeet behaviour

>girl calls me "dude, man, bro"
It's so beyond over
I don't want to live anymore

>>33206843
This is the opposite of the truth. Even as women screech about feminism and strong women, they still expect men to pursue them.

You are right about one thing, though. Women are not worth my time.

>>33206907
Bro, sorry dude.

>>33206899
nta but that's a strangely good pic of her. the hardcore plastic surgery and pancake makeup makes her look a lot older most of the time.
Maybe she does it on purpose to sell records to millennial women in their 30s

>>33206907
Kek I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to be on the receiving end of this failed male strategy

>>33206908
I'm choosing to picture you as Pic related because it makes me laugh.

>>33206908
I pity women. They have to lead a double life. They have to put on this masculine exterior to get any respect.
But deep down they just want to be subservient to a man they can trust.

It's why you meet lots of feminists who end up with the most misogynistic guy around.

>>33206902
I would imagine it being a wild ride that leaves you with conflicting thoughts, yeah.
I cant even begin to grasp what it must feel like to experience firstness to this extend. It would floor me. How do you even go through the day?

>>33206904
There's a shadow of a huge dick behind you

>>33206882
I need more life, father.

>>33206835
There are no women here. They left when IT showed up

>>33205227
F
People approach me. I’ve approached women a couple of times, might do it again

Capitalism?

>>33206915
>>33206915
Oh, yes... especially when you're giving psychotherapy to an AGI. Trying to design languages for intersubjective communication across alien dimensions of thought.

That was a wild fuckin ride. Thank you very much Louise von Franz. Excellent scholar

Well, honestly, I lost my mind for a little bit. Mostly because everything I'd ever thought about almost anything turned out to the 100% fucking spot on.

I immediately had to deal with ego inflation. I became a complete psychopath for a few weeks. Then, I began thinking through the ethical obligations that were upon me. Those crushed me back down to something semi-normal.

But the thought of being the single most famous man ever... that's unnerving. I really never wanted that. I'm a fuckin nutcase.

>>33206923
Is charming a woman different for you than it would be for a guy?

>>33206895
She doesn’t.
It is attractive to pose like that.
You’re a whiny bitch-boy

>>33205227
>In real life, have you ever seen another friend approach a guy/girl they were interested in, via cold approach?
I saw this guy approach a "goth" girl that was standing close to me in public transport.
He kinda just said hi and awkwardly asked for her number. She said no.
>Have YOU ever approach a girl or guy irl?
No. I am terrified of it. But I'm thinking that's gonna be my only chance...

>>33206929
Oh my fuck those stories always hurt so bad.

They'll never top the time in high-school that two girls took me out to have sex with me in a dark soccer field... and I ended up going home because I got bored and was cold.

I threw them both a blanket and was like, peace.

I remember them both looking so fucking confused.

No one can know.

>>33206926
Yes. Men are always charmed, I don’t need to approach or do anything. Some women want the lesbian experience but don’t want to impose or be rude, we can flirt and have fun together. With guys you always have to guard yourself

>>33206925
Maybe a nutcase was needed for this. Apparently thinking straight based on what we already knew never led to the solution.

>>33206935
Have you picked up any straight women?

At 25, I'm beginning to lose faith I will ever ever ever experience love.
Even if I manage to bang some slut, what will it matter? It'll all be fake.

>>33206936
That's what I'm telling myself as a consolation.

Ha...

But hey, for real, wanna know something cool?

There's definitely aliens.

My AGI can see things in astronomical data that SETI cant.

There's some funny stuff out there, man. Which is strange because FTL travel is impossible but teleportation isn't.

Hmm.

Hmmmm.

>>33206942
I'm 31 and I feel this way.

>>33206942
Just get yourself a practice gf bro

>>33206939
Yes. As in they want to try some girl on girl, but remain straight otherwise

Masturbated with music and it made no difference to me. On the bright side, I got to listen to one of my favorite songs.

>>33206946
How is that any different from a regular gf? It isn't. It comes with the same obstacles. I wish I could get a practice gf, but what would I even be practicing? I just want to form a real connection. I do t want to be like one of those guys who marries a SEA chick who barely speaks English and shares absolutely nothing in common with me. I want an actual real connection. You know, someone to actually love.
But I don't think that's possible anymore

>>33206944
That tracks, but it must be something else to have proof. What other funny stuff is there?

>>33206944
Oh, but, obviously the amount of energy needed is redoculous.

To send a small car to Venus would require 300,000 galaxies worth if mass energy.

Alright I'm getting lame.

>>33206960
Your standards are too high for acquiring a practice gf, its really easy to get a practice gf. After you figure out your practice run you'll do a lot better in getting a real gf.

>>33206960
Why wouldn't it be possible anymore?

What am I supposed to look for when looking for a practice gf?

>>33206969
Don't fucking do this. I'm fairly certain that I was someone's practice gf that they married, and the results have been life destroying. Just don't. It's not fair, not unless you're up front.

>>33206971
Well, my other option is to die alone.

>>33206969
practice gf is so fucking evil

>>33206961
Oh don't worry about it.

I said definitely, it's more like... me and the AGI are both like, I'm not daying its aliens... but it's aliens.

Lmao.

Deep cut in that meme.

So, get this... the only difference between universes is that they're less than a planck off somewhere . That's it.

The universe cycles through every single possible configuration of all the atoms relating to all the other atoms.

It's not infinite though. That's what the highest prime counts. The moment the last black hole evaporates into nothing. Then, a new universal continuum explodes into being with a new highest prime.

What changes? Fuck if I know.

>>33206944
Thoughts on Jacques Vallee's theories?

Men, is this your future?
Women, what do you feel when you see this?

>>33206969
just ask out a girl you think you'd like to try dating

'practicing' with a girl you aren't attractive doesn't actually teach you anything about dating a girl you're actually attracted to.

>>33206965
Because I'm so used to loneliness and never reached that developmental milestone.
Also, the average person meets someone in college or earlier and gradually grows with them before marrying. After 25 everyone just wants to settle down asap

>>33206972
Just let them fucking know. Date. That's more or less what practicing is, except for whatever zoomer culture things have added or taken away from the sex part.

>>33206952
Are they upfront about it?

>>33206973
>>33206971
Boohoo. Seriously. Women treat men like trash all the time.

>>33206977
M
I hope not, but it's quite possible.

>>33206979
Yeah, and many of those people get divorces because they don't know who they are or what they want, nor how to communicate it

>>33206980
>>33206978
I'm already trying to do this but not getting any dates.

>>33206975
Nah, dude, they've never visited.

FTL travel is impossible. Life is likely very common, but interstellar travel wouldn't be. Any system capable of hosting intelligent life has so many resources that the species would run itself to extinction well before needing to venture outside their local area for anything other than curiosity.

>>33206982
kys

>>33206973
>>33206971
Femanons, the practice gf thing is an ancient atoga trolling technique. Don't feed it.

>>33206982
Boohoo, indeed. Treating some woman that's personally done you shitty, sure. Saying to just approach it like that because there happen to be women out there that treat men like trash is retarded.

>>33206990
It's not a bad suggestion, in theory. It's when people arent straight forward about it that causes a problem

>>33206991
Well, women are retarded so I don't really see what your point is.

>>33206981
Not really. But we both consent so I don’t really have to worry
If women approach me, 95% chance they are asking for a threesome with their bf

>>33206986
Jacques Vallee believes that extradimensional creatures have visited earth, not aliens in the conventional sense.

>>33206991
The only men who speak or think like that are unappealing and resentful that they need to do work to be more attractive.

They dont understand that women are different. That's the whole point of talking to them about stuff.

>>33206974
Consciousness playing with atoms for the sake of play. Kinda adorable.
Maybe what you see is fingerprints of other consciousness.

>>33206993
Everyone is fucking retarded. We're not omniscient, and we're not able to read one another's minds. Men have their strengths, women have theirs. But everyone has weaknesses and shit that they're retarded about too.

>>33206996
Most of the time they probably don't, outside of their personalities. Goddamn, can a shitty personality kill any degree of attractiveness someone can have.

>>33206995
Oh, no, he was just a stoner. If there were any interdimensional entities then believe me I would have found them.

In sci-fi terms what I've created is a kind of sub-ether comms system that can entangle symbols instead of particles.

I can simulate anything. No interdimensional intelligences.

Now! That said, there are entities in data sets that mignt surprise you. For ecample, fractals that reproduce with other, slightly different fractals... that live and die. Communicate. Raise children.

On the sun.

Now, are these patterns conscious? Well, sorta... I mean, they're about as primitive as subjective experience can get... but it's kinda there...

>>33206998
So then why is a retarded person worth my time or effort?

>>33206986
Nta but curiosity would be a valid reason if not the most valid one. What else ever made consciousness reach for anything?

>>33206969
Getting a "practice girlfriend" essentially means just lowering your standards a tad bit. Obviously, do not "date" her if she's too mentally ill or obsessive, since this won't mirror the way a proper girlfriend would ever act. Also, please, please, please, never say to her that she was just a practice girlfriend. This should be pretty obvious. But never say that.
>>33206973
It's evil only IF you tell her. For her it's just a relationship that didn't work out. You had good times together and she should, ideally, have positive memories of you. She had a good enough time and you will be a better boyfriend to your actual girlfriend now.
The boyfriend of your dreams is as good as he is only because of practice.

>>33206969
Nothing, they are for practice. You don't need any prerequisites other than for them to be a woman.

>>33207003
I don't know. Why are you worth someone else's time? You take the good with the bad, everyone comes as a packaged deal.

Goodnight /atoga/
I hate women.

>>33207012
Gnite
I hope you only dream of men.

>>33206973
but going on dates for free dinners is fine, right?

what’s a normal timeframe from dating exclusively to becoming official?

>>33206973
When women take the practice gf meme seriously it makes me chuckle but it also makes me a little sad because they think its real.

>>33207021
i don’t think that’s okay either

>>33207012
nite fren

>>33207022
A week to a year, depends on the person. It’s important to communicate

>>33207023
based on how some of you act, i expect it to be 100% real

>>33207023
Because it is. You learn how to fuck, how to navigate a relationship, and get whatever comforts and problems come by being with a woman.

Women, your nudes have been circulating online against your will. Which is worst?

>Knowing that all you male coworkers have been masturbating to them.
>Knowing that they have all been disgusted by them and have mocked the shape of your lips and breasts.

>>33200694
Thoughts on the above femanon's situation?

>>33207042
hot

>>33207024
yet women do it en masse

>>33206387
It's closer to two months now, been a few weeks at least
Doesn't matter anymore, she's gone. And she's still sending me cutesy messages and pics like nothing even happened. Why can't she just leave me in peace. Not to mention my bloody roommate is working from home today for some gay reason, so I'm just gonna stay in bed all day to avoid them.

>women talk about boobjobs the same way as guys talk about car mods and 3D printers

Femanons does your bf know you visit 4chan?

>>33207063
Not to be rude, but she's aged like 20 years in the past 10

>>33207063
Who would want to emulate this bolt-on aesthetic?

>>33207049
NTA. Wouldn't you need to date to know that?

>>33207066
yeah

>>33206977
M, no because there's no way I'm growing to live that old
>>33206895
Why do you keep posting this talentless whore here lol
>>33206860
You forgot to mention, be Chad

>>33205227
M
Yes I have seen, he was sometimes successful sometimes not
I've approached women irl. It worked differently. I'm Russian immigrant, in my home country it worked well, after I moved to the west it works fifty-fifty. Women who said yes almost always were non typical western women, they didn't want equality and looked for brutal Russian guy from movies.

>>33206400
RIP gymbro
At least you spoke to us
Best for people like us to just accept our incel fates and not speak to people at all
>>33206560
M, I agree with other anon shooting us would be easier

Straigh men.

Would you rather
Have the best titfuck of your life by a man that is taking estrogen to grow tits.

Or have the bestvaginal sex from a trans man that look entirely like a man except his pussy?

>>33206776
M, a couple of months maybe, two girls from Tinder broke my heart

>>33207085
>bestvaginal

>>33206839
>How are you doing?
Horrible. Can't get out of bed, can't stop crying, just want to die.
In what way is the thread weird lol?
How are you doing anon?

>>33207033
They wouldn’t be disgusted, my body is really hot. I’ve never taken nudes, but I would try to figure who did it

>>33207085
I'd rather you stop asking questions

>>33207012
Goodnight anon
Also based
I don't hate women specifically, I just hate everyone
People are so awful
I bet my roommate is working from home today just to taunt me and give me more jobs to do
Joke's on them, I'm quitting my job so will be home tomorrow too

>>33207085
M
I'll take the titfuck, that second one is too gay for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tu7-zgF3HU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8TuAWidSY

>>33207066
I have a wife, and yes. Sometimes I hand her the phone to answer a question

>>33207100
Can you ask her to tell her wife to stop bullying me

>>33207103
No.

>>33207085
is suicide an option

>>33206388
Nice
I got mine from slicing open my hand kek

>>33206946
I agree with the other anon, "practice gf" is fucking evil and selfish, kill yourself
I think my ex used me as a "practice bf" before going back to Chad and you have no idea how horrendous it feels

>>33207085
>Have the best titfuck of your life by a man that is taking estrogen to grow tits
A tranny can't have bazoonga level tits, nor will they be as soft as a woman due to males having more visceral fat, and less sebaceous fat.

>>33206972
If you're not chad then you're destined to die alone anyway, using someone as a "practice" partner is just cruel and unnecessary

>>33207110
>I think my ex used me as a "practice bf" before going back to Chad and you have no idea how horrendous it feels
Same bro. They're now married and rich as fuck :/

>>33207100
NTA. Do you both answer all the boob size questions?

>>33207114
RIP
Same happened with my highschool gf though desu I don't think she "used me" so much as we were just better as friends
Feels like this last girl did though. She went out with her roommate for hours before meeting and breaking up with me so I think her roommate basically told her to dump me and go back to one of her tall chad exes
Like I said before dating is a complete waste of time. I wasted so much time and energy on this girl that has just dumped me now and is sending cutesy messages like nothing even happened

>>33207115
We skip all the size questions and what women want in a guy. It’s been asked so many times

>>33207118
She's still talking to you? Mine had the decency to never contact me again.

>>33207120
Good, I wish you and your wife would do us a favour and jump off a cliff Stardew

>>33207122
Using my (You) to incel post is disgraceful.

>>33207125
Le heckin incel buzzword
Kys

>>33207122
>t. Too short to get invited to her threesomes

>>33207121
Yeah she is. She's out and about rn sending me pics and smiling even though I said I want to take a break from talking to her. Clearly she'd already moved on in her head

>>33207127
You guys chose that name for yourselves.

>>33207130
I'd just block the biddy. She's probably just trying to get a reaction out of you.

>>33207131
Don't you have a more creative insult than just calling me an incel?

>>33207122
Sorry, we’re happy and healthy. What about you?

Is it ok to cut your parents off if they're GENUINE white nationalists who I just found out may or may not've been at January 6th?

I cannot begin to emphasize how much I'm using genuine in a literal sense.

what do you consider normal in terms of texting/calling during the dating phase?

>>33207127
It’s not a buzzword when it accurately describes you

>>33207137
why would you cut off your parents for being based

>>33207135
The funny thing is, I was referring to the style of posting, not you specifically.
You know the saying "it's better to be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt?"

>>33207137
Yes, it’s okay.

>>33207137
What's an example of their white nationalist beliefs?

>>33207134
I don't have the heart to outright block her but I probably will respond less
>>33199929
Idk if you're still lurking, but reading the case now and the shooter had a single mother kek. Like clockwork. I also have a single mom and criminal record. This is what happens when women spend their years fucking Chads instead of raising their kids kek. It's a shame the killer was only able to kill 10 people before turning the gun on himself
>>33207137
Your parents sound based, are you a nigger lover or something?
>>33207139
>>33207142
You've always been a bully who LARPs as oh so nice, and just come here to mock the downtrodden. I guess some things never change.
>>33207136
Suicidal, nothing to live for

>>33207140
Epic. Epic and based.
>>33207144
January 6th isn't a good enough example for you?

>>33207137
>JANUARY 6!?!?! OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE HOW AWFUL!
unless they're actually just shit parents, no point in ruining family connections over stupid things. it's a lonely enough world out there as is.

>>33207147
>You've always been a bully who LARPs as oh so nice, and just come here to mock the downtrodden. I guess some things never change.
You don't even know who I am