Thread 33215478

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>>33213735

what is your favorite unhealthy snack food? state gender

Gender
Are you interested in anthropology?

>>33215488
F
pork rinds

>>33215488
Male, French Fries

Need to stop eating it so I can look passably human again

Women are garbage.

>>33215488
I've literally only eaten snacks for an the last 2 weeks.
idk cookies.

>>33215491
Too many word

Bruh moment
Lmfaoo
Finna crashout over ts

>>33215488
M
Macdonald borgar. Actually burger king better. Luv me slop.

>>33215493
good source of glycine

>>33215501
>tfw kfc is the only form of fast food that doesn't make me feel sick
what are they doing right?

>>33215509
It's the 11 secret herbs and spices bro

>>33215488
Male
Tortilla chips and queso

Women would date an anorexic man?

>>33215509
I think chicken's just a lot leaner. And it has less other shit than an entire burger.

M + F insight needed: How do I help my gf feel desired and satisfied when I have stress induced ED (shitty job). She's always been courteous and kind about it but lately I can sense the resentment and frustration brewing. She even admitted that we're better off not trying anything for a while, cause it's just 'a few minutes of awkwardness' and she'd rather just cuddle to avoid embarrassing me. sucks.

>>33215509
You kidding right. KFC always seems to give me bad gas, either that or they prepare it worse here where I'm from

>>33215488
Danish Butter Cookies

SHE SAW IT, AND SHE GRABBED IT, AND IT WASN'T WHAT IT SEEMED

Women, do you like what you see when you look down at your body?

>>33215488
M
French Fries

>>33215516
no

>>33215528
would you date a skinny man?

Women and men with long hair, what do you do with your hair when you sleep?
I'm growing my hair out and now it's too my chest but it seems to go all over the place when I sleep.

Women, thoughts on mechanized infantry?

>>33215478 (OP)
>3 togas
Waiting for the Faqfag to add one more

>>33215531
Nta I would

>>33215536
Hey I have one of those jackets in my closet.

>>33215526
no

>>33215538
nice.
need me a gf

Women, do you have cute feet?

>>33215537
Pretty sure faq is either native or entj, since faq stops posting when either of them get ack'd

Women, when you finger yourself, does it feel more like you're putting your fingers in a vagina, or more that you're being fingered?

>>33215547
I haven't actually seen kemosabe post in a while, did he finally kill himself

>>33215519
I'm not even american honestly that's probably why
other food unironically gives me fucking asthma or some shit

>>33215518
Cuddle her with more intensity
>>33215526
Yes, but not in a lesbo way
>>33215533
I tuck it underneath my pillow

>>33215536
arousing

>>33215544
no my feet are uggo

>>33215560
Are you that chick who's into military uniforms and such

>>33215547
I have a hard time believing it's just one hyperfixated autist. I think he has bandwagoners who joined in because it pisses people off.

>>33215561
Post em and we'll judge

>>33215518
Why not take a blue chew?
If you feel like that's emasculating try L Citrulline for blow flow

>>33215567
This nigga rhymes

>>33215536
I recently watched starship troopers and thought the mobile infantry was cool almost entirely because Rico is so so hot

otherwise i dont care about any infantry, war is bad and violence isnt cool

>>33215536
They make me want another Advance Wars game
>>33215544
I think so, I try to keep them nicer than my mom's at least lmao
>>33215551
It's awkward at first, but the "getting fingered" feeling quickly overwhelms what my hand is doing

>>33215564
>I have a hard time believing it's just one hyperfixated autist
I think the original Faq posted shitty stock image photos, then he gave up or left, and now there is a new guy that post anime/manga stuff with it who is autistic about it.

>>33215544
Which vtuber is this?

>>33215569
>war is bad and violence isnt cool
Women

m or f
what does hugging the other sex feel like?

>>33215578
Good.

>>33215574
Yanagi Kanna

>>33215581
Thanks babe, I might have a new favorite vtuber

just skimmed through the end of the last thread.

Total

Annorexic

Death

Women why do you have to dangle just out of reach and taunt me with what I'll never have. So close yet so far.

>>33215578
M
Soft and warm, and it releases oxytocin which makes you feel loved and happy.

>>33215584
Why do you think I made this one.

Women
Do you self sabotage a possible relationship if you feel the guy isn’t fast tracking the relationship as you would like? Spending more time with you as you’d like?
For example he wants to meet 2-3 times a week during the talking stage, and messaging is usually casual/flirty and easy going.
However that’s not enough for you, so you’re closing the relationship due to “mismatched rhythms”
t. m

Why are femanons more apprehensive lately?

>>33215569
anyways i dont understand how people think starship troopers is satire. Its clearly propaganda regardly of how verhoven intended it to be viewed. Even today now war is better understood by the public post 9/11 the satirical aspects of the movie are still too subtle. Like yeah they have on your nose moments like the "would you like to know more" segments or the costuming and casting choices or weird dialouge but even then it still dosent counteract the larger message. The average young adult in 1997 honestly cant have been expected to watch this movie and think that its satirical of propaganda theyre just going to either think it is actual propaganda or go join the ROTC which is basically how a lot of people reacted. Like just because the director say "its satire" doesnt make it satire. People saw this movie as a kid and then died in Afghanistan and iraq and i dont think theyre stupid for being victims of propaganda they just saw things through a different perspective.

>>33215592
How many times has this happened to you bro.

Women, do you like edging men until they squirm and beg for release?

Women would you give him a kiss?

>>33215597
Why does his ass have a face

>>33215595
it’s happening right nos
trying to see if she’s willing to tell me how she wants things to go between us, dynamic, subjects, anything

>>33215594
Like how do you make satirical propaganda where you compare future humans to the nazis or american imperialism and then make them fight non-sentient bugs and give the attractive protagonists the thickest possible plot armor. If this is satire Rico and Carmen should die at the end.

sorry ive been thinking about this a lot i only watched this because i thought it would be funnier than it was

>>33215562
ye

Gender?
Thoughts?

>>33215593
wdym?

>>33215605
also i wish i looked like denise richards i am so so jealous its not fair

>>33215611
Is that Callum Von Mogger

>>33215612
They just seem more standoffish
Less playful

>>33215606
Nice

>>33215611
He’s right. The more muscles you have, the less attractive you are *to me*.

Ladies
What type of guy does curly/wavy benefit their levels of attraction. For reference my hair will naturally be shaped like reference here. I find that my long hair is off-putting to many when flirting at the bar so trying to increase the sex appeal.

>>33215593
their periods are in sync

>>33215599
I never asked them LOL but my best guess is because theyre cucks

>>33215622
I love curly in general :) The curlier the better (I don’t care about straight hair)

Gender?
Are you ready for all the thirst?

>>33215622
Come back when you can speak English

>>33215628
White women are gonna love this

>>33215629
Enjoy your draft notice

>>33215628
JH is going to love this

>>33215628
>>33215632
White women don’t want yall no more

>have work meeting across complex
>assigned to go with 29 yo chubby office lady
>tell her it's raining
>she brushes me off
>gets outside
>asks to use my umbrella
>hand it to her
>she opens it, puts it over both of us, and suctions up to me
>awkwardly waddle with her to the meeting
is this hoe behavior?

>>33215628
A group of men from enumclaw, Washington are going to love this.

>>33215596
yes

>>33215641
how do I get a gf like this?

Dead aah threads

>>33215617
maybe because the world is crumbling, often that makes people less frolicky

>>33215639
lol

>>33215643
I assumed every girl is like this

>>33215646
“Dead” all right

Women are gone. Off to be plapped on this Friday night.

>>33215646
“Dead” all right
(Forgot the image at first lol)

>*TINK TINK TINK

ahem ladies, may I have your attention?
Great, I have very long hair and it comes down to the top of my lumbar, I give it small trims when I see split ends but 2bh I dont often see too many, I last got my layers 5 months ago almost but I wasn't too much of a fan of it due to my length, layering worked for shorter hair but on longer I preferred having more hair, thing is its grown out and I like my grown out layers and all one length would be too much of a pain to deal with as its quite thick. My question is what do I tell my hairdresser? I dont want layers, but I dont want it to grow one length, but I do want my hair professionally trimming up as its good to do so every now and again, I usually every 6 months. I cant freeze my hair in time or else I probably would, the layering will slowly grow out completely but I dont want fresh layers as they take time to grow out and look decent. I also dont really want much more length if any at all now, longer would be too much of a pain. Also what do you do with your hair? how long is it, do you have layers or what?

do boys like clingy girls?

>>33215586
They dangle unless they're in a bra anon, I can't do anything about that

>>33215669
Depends. How clingy are we talking.

>>33215669
Describe your clingyness

Females, how big are your hands? Please use centimeters

>>33215669
I like clingy girls who suddenly go cold making me wonder if I did something wrong.

>>33215612
I come here to cum but femanons haven't been giving me good material

>>33215656
Who does this come from? Is this some /atoga/ lore I'm too young to understand?

For the bustier femanons: what do you typically wear on a casual first date?

I asked a woman out online, and at the time, she only had pics from her collarbone up. Since then, however, she's uploaded a full body shot that reveals she's quite busty... Like extremely so. And I've honestly never been great with eye contact, so I'm kind of freaking out that I'm going to ruin the date, and make her feel disrespected.
>I'm not boob autist btw

>>33215673
>>33215674
idk im a virgin and desperate. Im not sure how clingy id be i just know i would be very clingy

>>33215488
M
Currently it's home made milkshakes

>>33215491
m
i had enough basic curiosity at one point to read a few classics of the field, but now i'm pretty sure almost everything's made up and narrative-driven.

>>33215686
Wanna date and then see how bad it gets

>>33215488
m
purely elizabeth granola

Women do you ever put a ring on your ring finger and pretend it's a wedding ring and that you have a husband

>>33215692
do you go to my school?

>>33215681
I take pics of my body and spread around thinspo for see people seethe and make women relapse
No lore

>>33215695
get out of my head

>>33215696
Do I have to

>>33215695
yes

>>33215613
never found her remotely attractive myself.

>>33215702
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC3icLjbMI

I want to try out some new cocktails this weekend.
Give me some lesser known ones (e.g. not pina colada or mojito) or unusual things you like to mix together.

>>33215695
No but I will now

Why are moids like this?

>>33215707
Stop watching porn

Third wave feminism did an excellent job at destroying society, especially for young women

>>33215712
M
I like to mix my sadness with vodka

>>33215594
The deep truth is that people at this time already enjoy the satirical aspects and don't mind, it's part of the fun. The idea that war is not fun, that comes from our grandfathers' days and beforehand. They had 20 year old wives at home and families that depended on them. They needed, desperately, to not go off to war, and when they were sent, they desperately needed to come back. (And I should say even they used humor to cope).

Modern war culture, after the gender revolution in the 70s, is just embracing the satire. Look at /k/ for example. Sci-fi stuff like starship troopers, warhammer 40k, etc, gets this totally right. Go ahead and draft us, go ahead and send us to kill some bugs, heretics, aliens, vietcong, goat-fuckers, whatever, it no longer matters. The home we theoretically fight for no longer exists, and we all know that. Our future no longer exists. Basically we are already dead, and this is hell. We may as well enjoy it with a rifle in our hands and something to chant.

>>33215712
I only know well-known ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkPichBlt8

WHAT the FUCK
Midwestern Atogans how do you always survive this? Seemingly every year you deal with it.

>>33215628
Vaush is going to love this.

>>33215712
Do a b52

>>33215684
>For the bustier femanons: what do you typically wear on a casual first date?
>I asked a woman out online, and at the time, she only had pics from her collarbone up. Since then, however, she's uploaded a full body shot that reveals she's quite busty... Like extremely so. And I've honestly never been great with eye contact, so I'm kind of freaking out that I'm going to ruin the date, and make her feel disrespected.
How big are they?

>>33215719
i actually feel bad for her, having to live with looking like that

>>33215718
She was a 4 going after a 8.
She was a fuck toy

>>33215715
Cute

M
I like salty peanuts. Not sure if it counts as unhealthy tho. Since it's calorie dense, could be

gender
read any good books lately??

>>33215739
M
I don't read

>>33215669
Yes.

>>33215686
Ideal.

>>33215707
NTA. Really? With those eyes, and those lips?

>>33215722
Didn't ask for gender. lol
Very slav.

>>33215726
Ogey then your fav well known ones?

>>33215732
Oh, I haven't had those in many years.
Good choice.
Could also use the ingridients to make some white russians.

macaroni in a pot fοr this wet ass bussy

>>33215740
>>33215722
samefag

Am I weird for knowing over 30 pornstars or porn studios by name?

>>33215739
M. No, I'm supposed to be reading shit like "Man's Search For Meaning" and I don't want to because I'm worried it will just make me more depressed.

M
It's nice and warm, comfy. Makes you feel like you're not alone anymore.

>>33215743
Bee Knees, French 75

>>33215734
are you baiting me? I wish i looked like her

>>33215739
M
Yes

>>33215751
Mouth and teeth too big she looks scary

>>33215733
>How big are they?
Each one is noticeably bigger than her head. They look wider than her keyboard together.

>>33215746
How'd you know

>>33215684
the only date i ever went on was very spontaneous and i didn't pick my outfit for it on purpose. for me i think i honestly look kind of goofy when i try to completely cover up so i would probably wear like... a top that shows a small amount of cleavage, and like, a cardigan to try to make them not stand out too much, but not make it look like i'm literally trying to smuggle them through the date without you noticing.

>>33215756
lmao you sound like the biggest beta in existence.
Nta

>>33215718
This is a false story. Women hate men.

>>33215761
>not make it look like i'm literally trying to smuggle them through the date without you noticing.
hot.

>>33215739
I haven't read recreationally in a long time.

>>33215751
BOGGED

>>33215756
>woman smiles
>anon: AAAAHHH
literally cannot make this up

>>33215760
Same emo vibe answers that aren't helpful at all.

M
No amount of muscles can fix shit personality.
That being said, I believe some women lack self esteem to date athletic guys. They might think there's high chance he'll cheat on them or something. I doubt any woman wouldn't want their bf/husband to take care of himself and have tight, strong body.

>>33215751
NTA. Do you really want 90% of guys thinking of blowjobs when they see your face?

>>33215695
i do this when i eat chex mix and i get the pretzel ring

anons i grew up fat and in the midwest and never wore a bikini. I lost a lot of weight last year and im now around a bmi of 23, i could go lower if i want. I want to wear a bikini now but i still hate my body a lot. I have so much loose skin. Should i wait until next year or just buy one now?

>>33215763
they hate men at 34 cause of banging that guy in the story, kek

Women do you have a positive or negative opinion on pre-cum?

That's a funny way to break up with someone, lol

>>33215750
Ginuinely never heard of them.
Unfortunately I don't like gin at all, but I might try replacing it with something.

>>33215776
How small are your fingers

>>33215718
Commitment is scary, sorry.

>>33215761
>i think i honestly look kind of goofy when i try to completely cover up so i would probably wear like... a top that shows a small amount of cleavage, and like, a cardigan to try to make them not stand out too much, but not make it look like i'm literally trying to smuggle them through the date without you noticing.
I think I'm going to die on this date.

>>33215776
Lol cute. How would you feel if you had a bf and you were eating them together and then he grabbed one, took a knee and said "anonette... I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time"

>>33215742
really! even as a child i thought her too barbi-like. she's got kind of a masculine face, if you really pay attention to it. taurus rising maybe. i guess i can imagine someone (not me) finding her a suitable object of lust, but i can't imagine anyone actually thinking her beautiful.

>>33215783
Lul I see what you did there. I really just like lemon and honey.

>>33215779
i find it really hot that you can just start dribbling out like a fountain. in an ideal silly world where we can tune our partner's biology i would love it if i could get him worked up and like constantly oozing it for half an hour until the bed is sloppy

>>33215662
There's nothing wrong with taking pics of your hair at its best, then showing the hairdresser to say "make it look like this please"
If you tell them what you typed here, I think they'll understand
Mine is only shoulder length because anything longer makes me feel like a bimbo

>>33215684
Can't go wrong with the classic scoop neck + camisole combo, or maybe a ribbed henley, adjusted to show a tasteful amount of cleavage... I wouldn't worry about staring, since if she's as busty as you say, then she's probably used to it, haha
Don't be afraid to be caught staring either, like early on you can just say "wow" and play into it, like "ok, I'm using all my willpower to refocus here"... seriously, we get it!

>>33215728
I'm in the midwest and never experienced this, all we get here are blizzards and the rare tornado

M
Yeah, I read "Do androids dream of electric sheep". Really liked it.

>>33215759
>They look wider than her keyboard together.
Is that even possible? They're probably fake

>>33215788
>reaches into my shirt
>pulls out two round cartoon bombs with lit fuses
MWAHAHAHA, YOU FOOL! I DON'T HAVE BADONKERS, I HAVE KABOOMERS!

>>33215795
nice. was that your first philip dick book?

>>33215795
Quote the fucking posts you miscreant.

>>33215792
Thanks. heh

Lemon and honey in a cocktail is new to me, but it sounds refreshing so I might give it a try, maybe replace the gin with white rum.

>>33215797
that's average breast size for american-sized women

>>33215790
realistically i would look at him like a dead fish and like, nod, and he'd think "well that wasn't as funny as i hoped", but what would actually be happening is it would feel way too real and i would get emotionally constipated over it. if i could control myself better i'd be cool and laugh and play into it.

Women would you date a guy who really really likes "alone together" time? Like you do your thing i do my thing, but i still wanna be near you

>>33215791
ha, she is a taurus rising! incredible. what an amazing ability i have.

>>33215791
jesus christ man you sound like a serial killer

>>33215806
And then I'd take your hand and slip it on your finger and kiss you.

>>33215777
You could wear a one-piece as a compromise. But it might feel sort of liberating to celebrate your hard work. Do you have larger breasts?

>>33215684
On the first date? I downplay them as much as possible. I want to see if he likes me, not my tits.
After that, I can unleash my full power. Picrel is my favorite top, when I really want to knock him dead.

>>33215809
My ideal date is silently sitting in the same room playing different videogames, so that sounds great.

>>33215813
you would hear a really unusual sound but it would mean good things

>>33215811
what on earth have i said that makes you think that?

>>33215817
Adorable. What would it sound like?

>>33215815
>do you have larger breasts
i wear sizes 32DD, 34D, 34DD. So medium sized

>>33215816
You look nothing like that THOUGH

>>33215818
NTA
The whole post just feels off.

>>33215777
Congrats on the weightloss anon!! I'd buy one now as an aspirational goal, then only wear it when you're truly ready.

>>33215794
Cute af on any bust size.

>>33215821
I just grabbed the pic since it had a similar body shape.

>>33215816
>different
Why different ones?

>>33215823
nta but who here isn't a little off in the head, kek

>>33215798
It's not fair that you have your own secret compartment for surprises and I don't. Unless... wait a minute...

What do you think of the Caribbean Community Climate Change Centre (CCCCC)?

>>33215820
Honestly, you'll probably get way more looks there in a bikini than your waist.

>>33215816
Good choice, I will immediately know we are not a good fit if you wear that on a second date (or at all, really, I am only into more "conservative" women not in the political sense, more on the "I am a frigid cunt and fucking hate interacting with people" sense.

>>33215828
>nta
I don't believe you.

>>33215699
Have you considered you might be overdoing it? I doubt beautiful women think as much as you do on being "skinny"

>>33215823
i just don't see it, sorry

americans are so un-erotic

>>33215816
>My ideal date is silently sitting in the same room playing different videogames, so that sounds great.
Femanon, will you marry me?

>>33215827
I assume we'd have different taste in vidya, and multiplayer games can be relationship killers! My sister broke up over a bad game of Mario Party, lmao.

>>33215832
Yeah, second date is too soon imo. I have zero self-esteem, so I'd need several dates in less revealing clothes to convince myself he actually likes me.

>>33215794
this top only looks good on chestlets

>>33215739
Male
Dune+sequels
Can't seem to finish the last book, have I lost the plot or am I going crazy in finding hidden subtext that no one sees?

Women: my friend has gigantic knockers and therefore has to wear a bra. She would love to wear backless dresses and such but feels like she can't. Is there a solution to her woes?

>>33215794
>>33215816
>Can't go wrong with the classic scoop neck + camisole combo, or maybe a ribbed henley, adjusted to show a tasteful amount of cleavage... I wouldn't worry about staring, since if she's as busty as you say, then she's probably used to it, haha
>Don't be afraid to be caught staring either, like early on you can just say "wow" and play into it, like "ok, I'm using all my willpower to refocus here"... seriously, we get it!

>On the first date? I downplay them as much as possible. I want to see if he likes me, not my tits.
>After that, I can unleash my full power. Picrel is my favorite top, when I really want to knock him

I can't tell if I'm being made fun of here.

>>33215838
There are plenty of games that can be played co-op, doesn't have to be competitive multiplayer. And so far nobody stopped talking with me bc they played with me...

>My sister broke up over a bad game of Mario Party
That's childish though.
The fun of Mario Party is that NOBODY WINS.

>>33215820
>32DD
>medium
I keep slipping further and further down the totem pole every year........

>>33215718
Women really don't seem to grasp that they aren't very likeable
Women seem to think that men seeing them as nothing but pussy is insulting but never seem to grasp that there might be other problems with them

>>33215850
Wish i had an answer. The best i can do in a situation like that i wearing tighter dresses or using tape. There are sticky bras but ive never tried then and i doubt theyre supportive

t.>>33215820

>>33215853
Why? You're a flattie?

>>33215853
How big- er, small are yours

>>33215850
There really isn't. Backless dresses aren't an option for us ;_;

>>33215816
>My ideal date is silently sitting in the same room playing different videogames, so that sounds great.
This is bait, biological women like that are either married or 200lbs minimum

>>33215803
>I'm the original anon.
This woman isn't chubby at all.

>>33215819
i guess a bit like the sound you make when you swallow and also when you gasp with your mouth closed?

>>33215855
EW EW EW EW EW EW EW NO NO NONO

>>33215850
Nag. Use duct tape to hold them in place.

>>33215850
>>33215857
>>33215860
Why can't she/you?

>>33215850
custom made halter bra, using leather and chain,

>>33215834
No, I don’t.

>>33215718
>>33215763
Nah her eggs were drying up

>>33215818
i think it was the weird phrasing of all the details and saying "suitable object of lust" is super creepy, kind of culty. not being attracted is also one thing, but saying "i cannot imagine anyone ACTUALLY thinking her beautiful" is so severe it's inhuman seeming. like an alien who doesn't understand how other beings work.

>>33215842
No way

>>33215868
i dont wear backless, i have no reason to.

>>33215853
As the population gets fatter, this is bound to happen

>>33215856
I think a lot of women are very likeable.

Any man that gets married these days is a retard asking for trouble. Men are 2nd class citizens in 2025. Ask me how I know before I get banned.

>>33215851
It's really the same advice worded differently, anon. You're allowed to acknowledge them, just don't go overboard. A simple "wow! those weren't in your profile pic!" is the most I'd tolerate, personally.

>>33215868
Breasts of a certain size simply can't go unsupported, so the elegant backless dress with no visible bra isn't possible.

>>33215856
it's sort of an inevitable problem. if people put up with all your shit just because they want to bang you, then you start thinking "if a guy REALLY likes me, he'll put up with even MORE shit"
but you know, >>33215878 is right and not all women are taking advantage of this to be terrible yet.

>>33215849
i'm oblivious to subtexts, so i couldn't really say. the only book that dragged for me first time through was heretics. then it picked up again at chapterhouse. i find i've got a higher opinion of chapterhouse than most people. i just find the idea of the bene gesserit order very interesting. i like female-centric stories, even though i'm a guy.

>>33215877
is a bmi of 23 really fat? I thought having D or DDs at a bmi of 23 was normal

>>33215873
What's your point? I'm right, women hate men.

>>33215794
>>33215842
I have to believe men still love the "buttoned top struggling to contain big bazoongas" look

>>33215882
>A simple "wow! those weren't in your profile pic!" is the most I'd tolerate, personally.
I definitely wouldn't say that. I'm just afraid about the eye contact.

>>33215865
And then we can eat it off your finger together.

>>33215882
>Breasts of a certain size simply can't go unsupported
Does it get too straining to walk around unsupported all day?

You can use my head when we're in a restaurant.

>>33215859
28A

>>33215888
>really fat
Overweight starts at 25

>>33215888
Pretty normal imo

>>33215863
I hate what leftists turned that meme into. He’s just supposed to say yes. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>33215888
Cute picture
Cute personality

>>33215896
Ah, perfect for folding you in bed.

>>33215739
Male
Best book I've read so far in 2025 is Wuthering Heights.

Stop abusing children, people, it's actually not cool.

>>33215893
Well unless the restaurant has abnormally low tables, her boobs won't be visible anyway.
If it's a bar counter and she plops her melons down on top, then it's a different story...

>>33215899
Is that Eva Lovia?

I think I hate the male/female dynamic more than I hate women. I do hate women, but I also hate men. Simps are the biggest problem of all.

>>33215871
Well, I do hope you don't die anytime soon. Can't be beautiful if you're dead, and I doubt you can do it while dying.

>>33215853
>>32DD
>>medium
AAAAAAA

>>33215907
Yeah she's some kind of conservative adjacent podcaster now

Daily reminder that without simps, women would have literally nothing in this world and would be in breeding cages, since they cannot defend themselves.

Simps are the lifeblood of women. Never forget that women, when you need help, you call for men.

Women are you annoyed at our love for boobs and butts?

>>33215906
It's just a coffee date. We're planning on sitting outside. I guess I could say I'd rather sit indoors, but that seems like a dick move.

>>33215895
It really does. The worst part is the painful tugging sensation that feels like they're trying to escape your body whenever you move.

>>33215885
The last book is just a slog to read, their pathos has worn thin on me after about 1000 years of cultural stasis. Shame Frank Herbert died instead of giving us a definitive end. Maybe the series would stop having a chokehold on us all

>>33215913
Nah, I get it. Men are endlessly fascinated by squishy girl parts, and that's just life.

>>33215914
So hypothetically, you could wear sunglasses to conceal where you're looking...

The world would be better if the male/female dynamic didn't exist. That's not physically possible, so the LEAST women could do is support proper gender roles. But no, they won't even do that. So we live in a dystopia of interpersonal relationships.

>>33215916
>they're trying to escape your body whenever you move.
Are... are you harboring some xenomorphs in there?
Will you just eat me up if we ever cuddle?? ;_;

>>33215908
>Simps are the biggest problem of all.
True. They are the ones that reinforce that behavior and make women millionaires for posting pictures of their assholes.

>>33215914
just be autist, then you'll be so stressed trying to figure out what to say you won't be able to look at her boobs
it took me a whole bunch of dates with different girls before i noticed the first one's top

>>33215921
Stop spamming already.

>>33215794
>specific names for different tops
authentic female post
>>33215816
>big titty pic with no details
male post

>>33215911
That's funny. She's done like 5 blacked scenes, and Ive heard her go on about how amazing black guys are at sex

Women do you wish dicks were more attractive?

>>33215916
yeah i get scared theyll rip themselves off when i dont wear a bra

My best friend is a woman. I was her first kiss, took her virginity, first everything basically. We don't do anything like that any more, but we're super close. She's my best friend, like I said. I'm so, so glad to have her in my life.

But I've got to admit it looks really fucking bad to future partners, right? Like if you were thinking about being my gf you'd think it was suspicious as fuck, right? I would. I wouldn't date someone in that position. FUCK

>>33215935
>what's your life goal?
>"I want to own THREE SKYSCRAPERS"

>>33215874
were you at least impressed that i guessed her rising sign correctly?

>>33215921
Need a girl to aggressively pussy at me.

>>33215932
Yeah. Wtf was going on between you two.

>>33215929
i think theyre already attractive enough. Ball are ugly though i dont like them. the dicks are nice. i like looking at a nice long straight and clean dick its nice. Unfortunately most dick pics ive been sent look disgusting like weirdly fat at the bottom or really dirty looking or curved or taken in really bad lighting

Daily reminder that women are genuinely disgusting creatures that leak blood and mucus from their "best hole". They leak diarrhea from their second best hole. They smell like shit and piss without deoderant.

I'm married, that's how I know.

>>33215937
Nobody cares.

>>33215913
only when it's at inappropriate times. like my grandpa's funeral. anons, that is NOT a good time to get handsy.
>>33215925
I don't understand why he thinks eating up the image limit makes him more persuasive lol
>>33215929
I can't imagine how they could be any more perfect than they already are
>>33215932
>being on good terms with your ex
that's a very positive thing anon, it shows you have emotional resilience and consider women as more than just sex dispensers

>>33215837
>ignored
brb gonna kms

>>33215886
Lucky
Remember my literature substitute teacher. She was hot af and girls hated her because boys liked her.

>>33215920
>So hypothetically, you could wear sunglasses to conceal where you're looking...
Fuck, that's a great idea! I still want to try and not look, but this could save the date. Thanks!

>>33215794
please do not post my wardrobe

>>33215943
tough crowd

Speaking of simps giving lifeforce to women, every single man in this thread is horny, or else they simply wouldn't be here. I bet plenty of them have their hands on theirs dicks right now.

>>33215938
That's supposed to repressent women spewing their meaningless "feelings" online like anyone with a life cares. You have no life, so you care. Mentally underage retard.

>>33215912
You have never loved or been loved by a girl, have you?
Once you will, you realize you want to protect her if that's the last thing you do.

women do your pubes ever peak out?

>>33215954
too tired to be horny. too self-reflective.

>>33215955
He will most likely rape or kill her.

>>33215944
We never dated. It was a complex situation but now we're firmly best friends.
>>33215939
We started having sex without talking about what we were to each other. It got complicated but we ended up just fwbs, then we sort of stopped having sex too often and then I asked if we should just go zero sex so that we don't threaten the friendship and she said yea.
I've never had a closer friend than her before, she's my best friend for sure.

>>33215955
He's a blazing retard don't bother replying

>>33215955
I mean I want to do this even with girls I don't love and have barely met.
But he's kinda right, that's why they're so spoiled, kek. We spoil them

I'm so far above mental midget NPCs like you. Keep drooling over women, idiot.

>>33215956
no i shaved them

>>33215944
Yeah but I can't wait for someone else to die to get handsy on you...

>>33215947
Hi, boob autist. Are you the anon crashing out over eye contact?

>>33215518
So it's the desirability aspect here that you want to pay close attention to. Make her feel desired by still grabbing at her, kissing her through the day, pulling her in. Basically push that oxytocin hack. You do need to make sure she fully gets the stress ED part. If she's understanding, she'll make an effort, but make it a point that you want to rail her into relentless abandon even though your body is betraying you. It's similar to how we can be turned on, but still be dry because hormones or medication, stress. Try to make it relatable, because it really is just your body being a bastard while dealing with your shitty job.
You need to do some breathing. Look into vagus nerve stimulation breathing for relaxation.

>>33215959
Why not just date her

>>33215955
This is impossible because women hate men.

Hey men. Which NPC are you?

>>33215954
Meh i already jerked off before coming here today.
>I bet plenty of them have their hands on theirs dicks right now
Its not that deep

>>33215954
I am not horny. I don't get horny on Fridays. The week has drained me too much to be horny. Try me again tomorrow, maybe.

>>33215969
I'm not into her like that

>>33215533
It's just wherever it goes. Sometimes a loose braid or a ponytail, but usually I'll wake up with ditch hair.

>>33215963
why would you do such a thing??

>>33215954
>Speaking of simps giving lifeforce to women, every single man in this thread is horny, or else they simply wouldn't be here
Bro, I take SSRIs.
It's funny that you admit you're here because you're horny, though.

>>33215977
Becsuse she is normal.

>>33215809
yes my ideal relationship dynamic would be something like this and once we are each done with our individual alone time, we cuddle together in bed, talk about our day/passions and thoughts, kiss, love on eachother, makeout, fuck, cuddle again

>>33215971
hey can you stop posting this gross shit nobody want to reponds to this

>>33215954
I have no interest in your odd ERP with random anons from across the globe. I come here for one reason alone, and that is to subtly humble brag.

>>33215954
I'm here because I'm bored, monkey.

>>33215944
>I can't imagine how they could be any more perfect than they already are
Hey, thanks! :)

>>33215965
Can you fags stop trying so hard to recognize everyone and create namefags? I am not "boob autitist", nor am i "OCDanon". I dont know who these people are and i dont want to know

>>33215977
Why would guys care about pubes i thought you all thought they were gross??

>>33215971
The one whom after 5th time realized his NPCness with previous 4 girls. And after break up with the last girl can't imagine himself being this happy with someone else. Instead chose solitude.
>mfw it's been 8 years

>>33215987
Are you the chameleon?

>>33215988
Some do some don't. Although the guys that prefer them tend to be louder about it.

>>33215954
Kek at how we are all too depressed to be horny anymore.
We're just here to imagine how things could been like in another life.

Damn this ban is taking a long time. Are the lazy women in this thread expecting their simps to click the button for them? LOL

Keep making men uphold society, and then demanding an assload of rights, women.

>>33215959
I would rather be told “she’s my ex” than all this about some other woman… sounds too messy for my liking. Make it clear that phase of your life is over.

Hi I'm your new namefag

>>33215988
>i thought you all thought they were gross??
wrong, i fucking love female pubes

>>33215995
why do you hate women

Femanons would you date me if I was charmelion?
;-)

>>33215956
I carefully fold them under my panties so this doesn’t happen

Again. Simps are the problem. If I were a women, it would be difficult to resist the temptation of whoredom.

>>33215988
Some creeps fetishize pubic hair, which is so weird.

>>33215992
I'm going to run you over with a 16 wheeler

>>33215816
Could you knock him dead literally?

>>33215997
Happy pride month

>>33216002
No sorry, I always go with the water starter, squirtle 4 life

>>33216006
>fetishize pubic hair
Its a fetish to be attracted to women. You guys are so fucking retarded

>>33216011
t…this isn’t how venn diagrams work

>>33216010
So I heard you like Mudkips.

gender
iran or israel, whose side are you on? (i'm not trying to be political, i just want to gauge what people in this thread feel about the newest conflagration in the middle east)

>>33216005
>the balding edit
wtf why

I'm out of here. This ban is taking forever.

My biggest point here is that the male/female dynamic is a fucking joke. Other biggest point is that simps are the scum of the earth and the worst people group on planet earth. No other political group comes close.

>>33216016
Now that’s a vintage meme!

>>33216015
Go easy on him, he's retarded.

>>33216013
Nta but the ways to guys go off about pubic hair, yeah I'm pretty sure it is.

>>33216011
Explain

>>33216013
And here we go with the creep being incredibly disingenuous.
All the same, all the same.

>>33216009
Thanks bro

>>33216017
Who even cares

>>33215988
No, they just get in the way of eating pussy is all

>>33216023
>Faggots + Niggers
The niggers tonguing my anus
>Faggots plus Jews
me
>Jews + Niggers
Black Israelites

>>33216017
F
I know basically nothing about it, so I can’t have a proper opinion, but I think Iran threatened us with nukes once, and that’s not cool

>>33216022
Yeah like women are any different about hands... or shoulders... or v-lines. Inly men get demonized for our attraction

>>33216024
bait harder

>>33216028
Since when did men like eating pussy?

Men, what are your thoughts on forced bi? Would you go gay for mommy and let your girlfriend pimp you out?

>>33216032
NTA. I want to do it everyday.

>>33216027
>>33216030
expected desu

>>33216019
?

>>33216031
Never seem em spaz out about any of that like you guys do about pubes

>>33216017
>iran or israel
The people or the current leaders?
Iran is a 1984-style dictatorship and Netanyahu wants Israel to be the same.
Neither people are free.

men why are you still single? are your standards too high?

>>33216032
I talk about it all the time, i>>33216029
t’s the best dessert :(
>>33216029
1 strike but 2 knockout blows

>>33216033
Only hot when it’s two women

>>33216001
His mom

Women, got any baby names picked out?

>>33216039
I'm ugly

>>33216031
This is why nobody likes you.
You are the same as feetshitters.

i retract my question. this is the wrong audience.

>>33216033
No. I dont want to touch a man. Only women

>>33216039
Pretty much, is it wrong?

>>33216017
M
Mutual destruction is the best outcome.

>>33216017
M
hope they both get wiped off the face of this planet but i wouldn't say that ever because i have friends on both sides who are very understandably passionate about this

>>33216033
Sexual abuse is not cool.

>>33216039
Depression and feelings of self worth being highly damaged. If I got on hinge I’d probably be able to bag a girl in a week

>>33216017
M
Israel all the way
Let's go Fightin' Jews!

>>33215909
I think it’ll be romantic depending on what dress they put me in

>>33216032
I don't have a gf but if I did I'd go down on her like a man that's never seen food in his life

>>33216035
For some reason, people IRL get mad when I say “I don’t understand the situation enough to take a side”, so I just do my best stupid bimbo impression and go “tee hee, it’s just too complicated for me~” instead, and people like that even though it’s the same answer

>>33216033
Moid hands

>>33216046
ugly how? ugly features?

>>33216039
unfortunately yes. if I liked fat, mean NPCs i'd be the happiest man in the world
i can't wait to escape the modern world

>>33216039
No, not really. Im just too scared to ask women out cause i dont want to feel like a nuisance to them

M or F
Favorite form of cardio?

>>33216039
Because women are horrible and they hate men.

>>33216039
The thought of trying makes me feel incredibly sad. Being single is sad in its own way, but it's not as bad.

Anyone here ever want to sell their shit and skip town? Have you before? I’ve had urges to “go missing” since childhood and still think about it. I just don’t want to worry my parents.

>>33216032
When I’m in a relationship I eat so much pussy that she has to ask me to take a break for a day

>>33216053
what are your standards?

>>33216063
if there is a girl in the room acting like a cute ditzy bimbo, suddenly nobody else cares about politics either

>>33216063
Shut up and bend over the counter.

>>33216068
f, i swim mostly

>>33216068
20F
Jump roping and running

>>33216068
F
Jogging in the early morning hours
My heart rate is already elevated because I’m afraid of getting attacked, and it’s peaceful and quiet

>>33216068
chasing people at night

>>33216065
Yeah I look like a caveman. Also short skinny weird etc etc basically I'd have died as a child 200 years ago and shouldn't even be alive, so I shouldn't have a wife or kids anyway.

Women are you submissive and breedable?

>>33216068
Jumping rope

>>33216068
M
Sex
But if that’s not available then I like jump rope, sprints, and shadow boxing. In that order

>>33216068
F, sex with my fiancee (we get married in 2 weeks)

>>33216017
M
Israel has good reasons to worry about her neighbours, but the way Israel does things seems rather alienating. Powerful members of the Jewish diaspora - in the US in particular - are also punching way above their weight in terms of political influence influence and should be regarded with a modicum of scepticism. Iran however also follows their own imperial-hegemonic interests and are by no means the good guys here.

>>33216068
M
swim

>>33216045
i like charlie for a boy or a girl

>>33216078
doesn’t jump roping hurt for people with big boobies??

>>33216089
>Charlier for a girl
Grim.

>>33216068
M
Sex
that's AI right

>>33216058
if you are actually attracted to those girls, why not do it? it will help your mood at least to go on some dates

>>33216063
>For some reason, people IRL get mad when I say “I don’t understand the situation enough to take a side”,
I respect this answer. I've skipped over some initiatives when voting because I don't know enough.

>>33216068
M
I don't do cardio

>>33216039
I tried, didn't work. Clearly something's wrong with me.
I chose solitude and anime girls.

>>33216092
what's wrong with that? their full names would be charles/charlotte, just charlie for short...

>>33216045
Aishleigh

>>33216083
hate to admit it but I am and I have a fantasy of being bred my first time

>>33216039
I'm a short, poor, college dropout in my thirties and I don't even know women because I spend all day at work and alone on the internet, so even if there are women who would be okay with dating someone like me I am unlikely to meet them.

>>33216093
Doesn't look like it

>>33216091
It does. My boobs usually hurt after i do it. However it burns calories really really fast

>>33216039
I don't trust anyone enough to let them into my personal life.
One night stands is as much as my boundaries allow, and even then it's performative and meant to reaffirm and show my masculinity rather than a genuine emotion.
My humanity is inadvertently damaged, I am a slave of other people's perception and everything I do is for the purpose of keeping up appearances.

>>33216101
Hot. Let's get married.

>>33216098
>Clearly something's wrong with me.
Yeah, posting anime girls as an adult male.

>>33216075
Is that so? I might have to try this to change the subject when my guy friends start bitching about politics.
>>33216095
Me too. It shows maturity to admit you don’t know enough on a topic.

>>33216045
Airwrecka.

>>33216081
My favorite part of the routine is the rest day

>>33216101
same desu
but i know i dont actually want it, it's just my hormones

>>33216101
Literal basic human instinct

>>33216109
Are you blonde?

>>33216101
Why haven't you been properly filled up yet?

>>33216091
That’s why you wear a sports bra dumbass

>>33216086
Congrats anon!!

>>33216087
why is israel a she and iran a them? kind of giving it away, aren't you?

>>33216074
Well, I just like my women beautiful I guess. Any more specific and I fall into nitpicking and insanity. Of course I understand I have to be attractive, have status and wealth to get the type of person I want, but that's all part of the game. I disdain escorts and prostitution. It's the sort of thing that warps judgement, as well as being against my convictions. It's a sad thing really.

>>33216089
Good Luck!

>>33216086
June wedding, how original.

>>33216117
that anon has a femdom fetish

Thoughts?

Women thoughts on they/them dick.

>>33216078
boing boing boing boing

>>33216114
Yeah, and that’s an advantage, right? People already assume I’m a brainless slut. Might as well use that to steer conversations the way I want.

>>33216117
Because I'm ESL.

>>33216121
how very jewish of him

>>33216113
NTA but false not everyone fantasizes being impregnated on a first ever heard why people use condoms or birthpills? plan b?

>>33216094
It is because I am currently a bum and do not feel worthy of love. It does not feel ethical to subject a woman to what I am now.

>>33216101
Why do you hate to admit it?

>>33216125
Be my brainless slut.
I'll cook you a great lasagna.

Can you guys stop replying cringe when the femanons say something horny?

>>33216128
practicality and fantasy are two different things, you can definitely do both at the same time

>>33216132
That makes my clit tingle

>>33216086
>(we get married in 2 weeks)
Cute.
>sex with my fiancee
Have you ever checked how many calories you burn?

>>33216132
lol no

>>33216017
Iran desu.

>>33216132
what should we reply with? they can't hear caveman grunting noises through the screen

>>33216107
Would you prefer I'd hate women and post webms of women being beaten or killed, like that other anon?

>>33216130
nta but saying things like that feels like I’m betraying women and setting feminism back 50 years

the foids are ovulating again

>>33216110
Kinda dope for an anime fighting game character though, mechanics are in the name

>>33216132
Those are not femanons.

>>33216125
Kek, I suppose so. Being underestimated can have its advantages

>>33216112
> same desu
but i know i dont actually want it, it's just my hormones

my problem is I actually do

>>33216114
>Why haven’t you been properly filled up?

I’m demisexual. I need proper emotional connection and intimacy before sex, not every guy is interested in that. Whenever I tell them I need to build a relationship first they get disinterested.

>>33216139
Did not expect that to pop up

>>33216134
Here's some extra CRINGE for you, femanon.

>>33216140
that's hot though.
>orgasm and immediately regret it
better than what guys come to and then regret it

>>33216128
nta
This makes me wonder if animals know that they will get preggers or if they just get visciously horny and just accept what happens to them. I don’t imagine the common household dog is getting the birds and bees talk

Women do you think moids are big dumb meat golems

>>33216132
Being horny is inherently cringe and one must embrace it. Like a warm bosom.

>>33216116
>That’s why you wear a sports bra dumbass
sports bras dont really help that much

>>33216147
Hhhhnnnnnngggggg

>>33216145
>I’m demisexual. I need proper emotional connection and intimacy before sex, not every guy is interested in that. Whenever I tell them I need to build a relationship first they get disinterested
M
Me too, but I think you replied to the wrong anon.

>>33216116
Sports bras help with normal movements, but not so much when you’re just jumping straight up and down :/

>Why haven’t you been properly filled up?

I’m demisexual. I need proper emotional connection and intimacy before sex, not every guy is interested in that. Whenever I tell them I need to build a relationship first they get disinterested.

>>33216145
I consider myself a demisexual too.
I think ONS and stuff are hot in theory, but in practice it's not something that would work out for me. It's a fantasy that I sometimes masturbate to... but usually I do it to exes... which might be morally questionable.

>>33216152
wear a ratchet strap cinched down tightly

>>33216140
hot, mild misogyny kink activated

>>33216150
Yeah and I want one as a pet

Women with boob support problems, why not just get a stainless steel bra? Don't think you can get much more supportive than that.

>>33216120
JEALOUS

>>33216141
>the foids are ovulating again
I hope they all get some nice, big creampies to celebrate

Weird people outside. If I die it was them.

>>33216039
I haven't met a woman who wasn't in a relationship or a coworker since 2017.

>>33216153
Madam, please, contain your orgasms!

>>33216122
>Who wants to suck dick
ME!
>Who want to tolerate a man
i mean if he loves me and makes me feel special and is a good companion and will marry me after a few years and raise kids with me.. yeah i would

>>33216130
>Why do you hate to admit it?

it’s humiliating because i feel so animalistic like pls yess fuck me and give me babies mmm

? I understand humans are partly animal but it’s like losing some sense of rationality

>>33216168
>i mean if he loves me and makes me feel special and is a good companion and will marry me after a few years and raise kids with me
All that just to get tolerated lmao

>>33216161
Same reason why “boob plate armour” is a bad idea… if I get stabbed in the chest, the curve would guide it straight into my heart

>>33216139
Fuck it

>>33216168
:) Good attitude

>>33216068
High impact sexual violence.

Your gender + Do you like forced feminization?

Women would you cry if your bf proposed to you

>>33216154
I did reply to the wrong anon, but yeah being demisexual sucks sometimes

>>33216161
>Women with boob support problems, why not just get a stainless steel bra? Don't think you can get much more supportive than that.
M.
That wouldn't work because of inertia.

I do have a design for a new type of bra that I'm currently trying to get funding for.

>>33216164
Don't tell me... Are they doing the TikTok dances? I'm sorry anon, you're not long for this world.

>>33216176
M -- I mean F
Yes

>>33216089
Hazbin fan?

>>33216176
M
Faggot shit

>>33216177
ya

>>33216170
And 99% of men will happily do it all for a scrap of female attention

>>33216168
Cute

>>33216169
but that's fun, logic can wait outside the bedroom for a while

>>33216168
moid hands

Moids why do you like sex so much? what does it feel like for you?

>>33216176
M. Yes, modern girl --> feminine girl

>>33216183
no, i haven't seen the show. everyone in the show looks kind of gross.

>>33216176
M, no but I like bimbofication

>>33216164
Just spread your legs.

>>33216169
NTA. I wonder if your conflicted feelings would make it even hotter to experience?

>>33216176
Male.

I think it's cute/fun for a bf and gf to share gender-neutral clothes.
I do not think it's cute/fun for a bf and gf to share feminine clothes.

>>33216186
Yes. Someone's gotta keep this species alive one or two more generations, so we can witness the bomb

Reminder for all moids here

>>33216176
Take your gay fetish shit to /gif/ or /r9k/

>>33216190
>Moids why do you like sex so much?
dunno, instincts i guess?
>what does it feel like for you?
dunno, im a virgin

>>33216168
How does it feel to have a man hold you like that? Pls make it sound romantic

>>33216190
Just like I can’t understand what menstruation feels like, women can’t understand the joy of ejaculating into someone

>>33216195
I want to be a little drunk to be a lot more lose and think about it less, I know my sexy side will show up more if I’m not overthinking

>>33216190
Peepee goes brrr and then funny white stuff comes out

>>33216157
>>33216178
Are you new the 4chinz?

>>33216190
Funny you ask, because I've actually never had sex. I'm certain the women here are having a lot more sex than the guys, so who is REALLY the hornier sex here?

>>33216198
I literally work for the government and no man has had an issue with that

>>33216198
Women never show interest in me, I guess that means I'm safe.

>>33216210
Heyyy baby

>>33216208
the women itt have fucked more women than the men itt

>>33216210
Budget cuts, we had to lay off your agent, she was a probationary hire

i want a man that would treat me like this

>>33216176
M
Went to step 1. Didn't feel comfortable with it. Don't care if the world sees me as homophobic because of it, or in a way a liar to the idea that nobody ever loves me. I'd rather get the girlfriend than be it. Does it put me in the category of all of the fuck bois a feminist has to deal with dinging her phone nonstop, yes. But this is me and if no one can accept it, I apologize.

Atgoians do you believe in soulmates? is your current so your soulmate?

>>33216210
20 dollar me luv u long time

>>33216140
You need to get it out of your system lady
The whole point of feminism was supposed to free you from the patriarchy and you just replaced it with the matriarchy

>>33216150
I'm not a girl and I know for certain a lot of us are.

>>33216214
whats your question for the opposite gender?

>>33216202
no man has ever held me and it makes me upset. I just want a boyfriend so bad

>>33216214
I would have attached your collar.

>>33216203
menstruation and ejaculation are NOT comparable

>>33216216
I believe i must have gotten lost on this gay-ass planet somehow, took a wrong turn, and my soulmate is somewhere else wondering where the fuck i am and when I'm going to finally get to her

Women, who looks better left or right?

>>33216214
>I want a man who would kiss me

>>33216225
He wasn't saying they are.

>>33216190
I feel kinda bad for women knowing they'll never experience the feeling of stretching out a woman, and filling her with cum.
It's like that moment of bliss between you two is all that exists in the universe

>>33216225
Yeah I didn’t mean they’re similar feelings, just the first two examples that came to mind

>>33216228
she means while looking like that

>>33216227
They are both old and ugly.

>>33216227
left

>>33216216
M
No

>>33216227
Why did someone add belly hair to him

>>33216216
F no, soulmates are only a thing in fanfiction

>>33216190
I like the idea of it. I would a moment where I could be as I am and not have my brain run on overdrive thinking about everything, just being absorbed in the process, that's all.

>>33216226
>anon is lost in a gay ass planet
grim

>>33216214
What the fuck is that gay ass bracelet on that DYEL loser lmfao

>>33216224
i wouldnt hate that but do i still get a kiss?

>>33216198
I would trade state secrets for some pussy tho

>>33216188
i’m autistic

>>33216227
Ladies, how do you feel about mpreg?

>>33216214
How would you feel about a man saying "Look at me" as he's lifting your head up?
For some reason I've had a recurring dream where I do that.

Women, how do you feel about this?

>>33216247
Big, big fan

>>33216216
M
no

There's a plethora of compatible people of the opposite sex that you could have a long and happy life with. There isn't just one.

>>33216248
that would be really nice

male and female opinions; what do you guys think of outfits with jean shorts and pantyhose underneath? is that tacky or is it still fashionable? do you think it looks good?

>>33216250
Would you peg a guy?

>>33216246
>making autistic girl lose all her reason under the bedsheets
perfect

>>33216214
I want a woman who would lie naked in my bed like my personal whore while I do my remote job

>>33216214
You want a 10/10 even though you're a 5/10 that refuses to cook or clean.

>>33216249
psychotic and mentally ill

>>33216250
does that change your perception of that picture?

Thoughts?

>>33216254
I think it's attractive.

>>33216254
I assume you're a prostitute.

Women, can you explain the leash and collar thing?

>>33216242
Someone’s jealous

>>33216254
i wish my waist was that narrow, not fair

>>33216249
not reading that

>>33216264
NTA. You forgot your M

>>33216248
nta but I want to do this but I lift her head up with my pp

>>33216267
>Idubbbz and Anisa

>>33216216
I do. I dated many people but NOTHING compares to my girlfriend now. Instant chemistry, never have to explain or overexplain ourselves. We just understand each other. Being side by side and around eachother is magnetic. Fucking magic. I read once not everyone gets to experience something like that.

>>33216254
F, I like it, it’s one of my go-to outfits actually
>>33216261
Not really, it’s more of an anime trope to me
>>33216262
Seems kinda gay to not enjoy all boobs equally

>>33216258
I literally left this gen to go do the dishes a few hours ago lol

i cook for my parents almost every night

you dont know what i look like

>>33216254
M
It gives me the urge for intercrural sex. I am a big fan

>>33216254
It's the kind of shit a girl who gets drunk at Spoons would pull but you can pull that vibe off IMO

>>33216216
f i never did until now but i think my bf is my soulmate

>>33216256
hope i meet someone who makes me lose reason

Femanons, do you think you'll have sex this weekend?

>>33216262
>>33216269
>>33216275
please shut up nobody cares that you think women are property

>>33216269
>>33216275
>>33216282
Having a bad day?

>>33216254
do leggings mean you’re ashamed of your legs? or you want me to unwrap them like a present?

>>33216268
>being jealous of a fag
Maybe if you face him in a dicksucking competition

I am enlightened on 3 days nofap.

>>33216278
>it's one of my go-to outfits
i've been wearing it a lot more often (especially as something to change out of after work) and i never see anyone dressing this way and i was getting worried i was weird for it. thanks.

>>33216277
You're going to break up as soon as things get tough. And it will be like it never even happened.

>>33216279
I know you're ugly as fuck.

>>33216286
That's two different posters, you timestamplet.

Women thoughts on these things?

>>33216286
I dont think women are property? i just like big badonkadonks

>>33216288
i have some scars on them (not self harm) but mostly i just want to look more put together than just shorts, but pants are too hot.

>>33216293
>You're going to break up as soon as things get tough. And it will be like it never even happened.

fuck you. I am proposing to her this weekend. She’s already pregnant with our first child and we plan to have more and live a long life together.

>>33216293
>I know you're ugly as fuck.
stop baiting me. You dont know what i look like

>>33216292
Yeah it’s a bit more high-effort than something I’d wear casually, but that’s what makes it the perfect date outfit :)

>>33216294
Nta that's obviously the same dude

>>33216286
>Women are property

No, that's a libtard strawman. I think women are human, just a failed people group.

Gender?
Thoughts?

>>33216285
me and my bf have a sex marathon planned<3 cuddles and sex

>>33216309
Nah
Can't do muscles

>>33216298
I’d be very scared of them if I was a helicopter
>>33216300
Understandable tbqh, shorts say “thirsty high school girl” but leggings instantly transform them into “classy woman”

>>33216262
Unnecessary. Bellies and thighs are plenty soft pillows, and she gets to look at something other than the top of your head.

>>33216307
>I think women are human
No you obviously do not please leave and go see a therapist

>>33216254
M, pantyhose with that looks fine. Hose is generally classy now since girls rarely wear it, it's upscale fashion.
Obviously fishnets with that is what trucker hookers wear so don't do that.

Men, if you walk into a womans "house" (shitty apartment) and see this, then turn around and run for your life. She's going to suck your dick and then put a bunch of fucking drama into your life and make it hell.

Those without a penis
How do you actually feel about fights? i've fought to the bloody end just to spite a fuck, but what do foids think about 2 retards having a tumble at wendy's. It always feels like a ritual, i've won some i've lost some, but why do women like fights? It's basically a bit of sport for guys, practice basically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12m0bw1W_tk

>>33216313
yeah that's what i'm aiming for. i want to look like i am dressing in a tasteful way but still get a lot of air on my skin

"Women" aren't real. They're all just demons.