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>>33213735
what is your favorite unhealthy snack food? state gender
Gender
Are you interested in anthropology?
>>33215488Male, French Fries
Need to stop eating it so I can look passably human again
>>33215488I've literally only eaten snacks for an the last 2 weeks.
idk cookies.
Bruh moment
Lmfaoo
Finna crashout over ts
>>33215488M
Macdonald borgar. Actually burger king better. Luv me slop.
>>33215493good source of glycine
>>33215501>tfw kfc is the only form of fast food that doesn't make me feel sickwhat are they doing right?
>>33215509It's the 11 secret herbs and spices bro
>>33215488Male
Tortilla chips and queso
Women would date an anorexic man?
>>33215509I think chicken's just a lot leaner. And it has less other shit than an entire burger.
M + F insight needed: How do I help my gf feel desired and satisfied when I have stress induced ED (shitty job). She's always been courteous and kind about it but lately I can sense the resentment and frustration brewing. She even admitted that we're better off not trying anything for a while, cause it's just 'a few minutes of awkwardness' and she'd rather just cuddle to avoid embarrassing me. sucks.
>>33215509You kidding right. KFC always seems to give me bad gas, either that or they prepare it worse here where I'm from
>>33215488Danish Butter Cookies
SHE SAW IT, AND SHE GRABBED IT, AND IT WASN'T WHAT IT SEEMED
Women, do you like what you see when you look down at your body?
>>33215528would you date a skinny man?
Women and men with long hair, what do you do with your hair when you sleep?
I'm growing my hair out and now it's too my chest but it seems to go all over the place when I sleep.
Women, thoughts on mechanized infantry?
>>33215478 (OP)>3 togasWaiting for the Faqfag to add one more
>>33215536Hey I have one of those jackets in my closet.
>>33215538nice.
need me a gf
Women, do you have cute feet?
>>33215537Pretty sure faq is either native or entj, since faq stops posting when either of them get ack'd
Women, when you finger yourself, does it feel more like you're putting your fingers in a vagina, or more that you're being fingered?
>>33215547I haven't actually seen kemosabe post in a while, did he finally kill himself
>>33215519I'm not even american honestly that's probably why
other food unironically gives me fucking asthma or some shit
>>33215518Cuddle her with more intensity
>>33215526Yes, but not in a lesbo way
>>33215533I tuck it underneath my pillow
>>33215544no my feet are uggo
>>33215560Are you that chick who's into military uniforms and such
>>33215547I have a hard time believing it's just one hyperfixated autist. I think he has bandwagoners who joined in because it pisses people off.
>>33215561Post em and we'll judge
>>33215518Why not take a blue chew?
If you feel like that's emasculating try L Citrulline for blow flow
>>33215567This nigga rhymes
>>33215536I recently watched starship troopers and thought the mobile infantry was cool almost entirely because Rico is so so hot
otherwise i dont care about any infantry, war is bad and violence isnt cool
>>33215536They make me want another Advance Wars game
>>33215544I think so, I try to keep them nicer than my mom's at least lmao
>>33215551It's awkward at first, but the "getting fingered" feeling quickly overwhelms what my hand is doing
>>33215564>I have a hard time believing it's just one hyperfixated autistI think the original Faq posted shitty stock image photos, then he gave up or left, and now there is a new guy that post anime/manga stuff with it who is autistic about it.
>>33215544Which vtuber is this?
>>33215569>war is bad and violence isnt coolWomen
m or f
what does hugging the other sex feel like?
>>33215581Thanks babe, I might have a new favorite vtuber
just skimmed through the end of the last thread.
Total
Annorexic
Death
Women why do you have to dangle just out of reach and taunt me with what I'll never have. So close yet so far.
>>33215578M
Soft and warm, and it releases oxytocin which makes you feel loved and happy.
>>33215584Why do you think I made this one.
Women
Do you self sabotage a possible relationship if you feel the guy isn’t fast tracking the relationship as you would like? Spending more time with you as you’d like?
For example he wants to meet 2-3 times a week during the talking stage, and messaging is usually casual/flirty and easy going.
However that’s not enough for you, so you’re closing the relationship due to “mismatched rhythms”
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Why are femanons more apprehensive lately?
>>33215569anyways i dont understand how people think starship troopers is satire. Its clearly propaganda regardly of how verhoven intended it to be viewed. Even today now war is better understood by the public post 9/11 the satirical aspects of the movie are still too subtle. Like yeah they have on your nose moments like the "would you like to know more" segments or the costuming and casting choices or weird dialouge but even then it still dosent counteract the larger message. The average young adult in 1997 honestly cant have been expected to watch this movie and think that its satirical of propaganda theyre just going to either think it is actual propaganda or go join the ROTC which is basically how a lot of people reacted. Like just because the director say "its satire" doesnt make it satire. People saw this movie as a kid and then died in Afghanistan and iraq and i dont think theyre stupid for being victims of propaganda they just saw things through a different perspective.
>>33215592How many times has this happened to you bro.
Women, do you like edging men until they squirm and beg for release?
Women would you give him a kiss?
>>33215597Why does his ass have a face
>>33215595it’s happening right nos
trying to see if she’s willing to tell me how she wants things to go between us, dynamic, subjects, anything
>>33215594Like how do you make satirical propaganda where you compare future humans to the nazis or american imperialism and then make them fight non-sentient bugs and give the attractive protagonists the thickest possible plot armor. If this is satire Rico and Carmen should die at the end.
sorry ive been thinking about this a lot i only watched this because i thought it would be funnier than it was
>>33215605also i wish i looked like denise richards i am so so jealous its not fair
>>33215611Is that Callum Von Mogger
>>33215612They just seem more standoffish
Less playful
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>>33215611He’s right. The more muscles you have, the less attractive you are *to me*.
Ladies
What type of guy does curly/wavy benefit their levels of attraction. For reference my hair will naturally be shaped like reference here. I find that my long hair is off-putting to many when flirting at the bar so trying to increase the sex appeal.
>>33215593their periods are in sync
>>33215599I never asked them LOL but my best guess is because theyre cucks
>>33215622I love curly in general :) The curlier the better (I don’t care about straight hair)
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Gender?
Are you ready for all the thirst?
>>33215622Come back when you can speak English
>>33215628White women are gonna love this
>>33215629Enjoy your draft notice
>>33215628JH is going to love this
>>33215628>>33215632White women don’t want yall no more
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>have work meeting across complex
>assigned to go with 29 yo chubby office lady
>tell her it's raining
>she brushes me off
>gets outside
>asks to use my umbrella
>hand it to her
>she opens it, puts it over both of us, and suctions up to me
>awkwardly waddle with her to the meeting
is this hoe behavior?
>>33215628A group of men from enumclaw, Washington are going to love this.
>>33215641how do I get a gf like this?
>>33215617maybe because the world is crumbling, often that makes people less frolicky
>>33215643I assumed every girl is like this
>>33215646“Dead” all right
Women are gone. Off to be plapped on this Friday night.
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>>33215646“Dead” all right
(Forgot the image at first lol)
>*TINK TINK TINK
ahem ladies, may I have your attention?
Great, I have very long hair and it comes down to the top of my lumbar, I give it small trims when I see split ends but 2bh I dont often see too many, I last got my layers 5 months ago almost but I wasn't too much of a fan of it due to my length, layering worked for shorter hair but on longer I preferred having more hair, thing is its grown out and I like my grown out layers and all one length would be too much of a pain to deal with as its quite thick. My question is what do I tell my hairdresser? I dont want layers, but I dont want it to grow one length, but I do want my hair professionally trimming up as its good to do so every now and again, I usually every 6 months. I cant freeze my hair in time or else I probably would, the layering will slowly grow out completely but I dont want fresh layers as they take time to grow out and look decent. I also dont really want much more length if any at all now, longer would be too much of a pain. Also what do you do with your hair? how long is it, do you have layers or what?
do boys like clingy girls?
>>33215586They dangle unless they're in a bra anon, I can't do anything about that
>>33215669Depends. How clingy are we talking.
>>33215669Describe your clingyness
Females, how big are your hands? Please use centimeters
>>33215669I like clingy girls who suddenly go cold making me wonder if I did something wrong.
>>33215612I come here to cum but femanons haven't been giving me good material
>>33215656Who does this come from? Is this some /atoga/ lore I'm too young to understand?
For the bustier femanons: what do you typically wear on a casual first date?
I asked a woman out online, and at the time, she only had pics from her collarbone up. Since then, however, she's uploaded a full body shot that reveals she's quite busty... Like extremely so. And I've honestly never been great with eye contact, so I'm kind of freaking out that I'm going to ruin the date, and make her feel disrespected.
>I'm not boob autist btw
>>33215673>>33215674idk im a virgin and desperate. Im not sure how clingy id be i just know i would be very clingy
>>33215488M
Currently it's home made milkshakes
>>33215491m
i had enough basic curiosity at one point to read a few classics of the field, but now i'm pretty sure almost everything's made up and narrative-driven.
>>33215686Wanna date and then see how bad it gets
>>33215488m
purely elizabeth granola
Women do you ever put a ring on your ring finger and pretend it's a wedding ring and that you have a husband
>>33215692do you go to my school?
>>33215681I take pics of my body and spread around thinspo for see people seethe and make women relapse
No lore
>>33215695get out of my head
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>>33215613never found her remotely attractive myself.
>>33215702GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYC3icLjbMI
I want to try out some new cocktails this weekend.
Give me some lesser known ones (e.g. not pina colada or mojito) or unusual things you like to mix together.
>>33215695No but I will now
>>33215707Stop watching porn
Third wave feminism did an excellent job at destroying society, especially for young women
>>33215712M
I like to mix my sadness with vodka
>>33215594The deep truth is that people at this time already enjoy the satirical aspects and don't mind, it's part of the fun. The idea that war is not fun, that comes from our grandfathers' days and beforehand. They had 20 year old wives at home and families that depended on them. They needed, desperately, to not go off to war, and when they were sent, they desperately needed to come back. (And I should say even they used humor to cope).
Modern war culture, after the gender revolution in the 70s, is just embracing the satire. Look at /k/ for example. Sci-fi stuff like starship troopers, warhammer 40k, etc, gets this totally right. Go ahead and draft us, go ahead and send us to kill some bugs, heretics, aliens, vietcong, goat-fuckers, whatever, it no longer matters. The home we theoretically fight for no longer exists, and we all know that. Our future no longer exists. Basically we are already dead, and this is hell. We may as well enjoy it with a rifle in our hands and something to chant.
>>33215712I only know well-known ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBkPichBlt8
WHAT the FUCK
Midwestern Atogans how do you always survive this? Seemingly every year you deal with it.
>>33215628Vaush is going to love this.
>>33215684>For the bustier femanons: what do you typically wear on a casual first date?>I asked a woman out online, and at the time, she only had pics from her collarbone up. Since then, however, she's uploaded a full body shot that reveals she's quite busty... Like extremely so. And I've honestly never been great with eye contact, so I'm kind of freaking out that I'm going to ruin the date, and make her feel disrespected.How big are they?
>>33215719i actually feel bad for her, having to live with looking like that
>>33215718She was a 4 going after a 8.
She was a fuck toy
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I like salty peanuts. Not sure if it counts as unhealthy tho. Since it's calorie dense, could be
gender
read any good books lately??
>>33215707NTA. Really? With those eyes, and those lips?
>>33215722Didn't ask for gender. lol
Very slav.
>>33215726Ogey then your fav well known ones?
>>33215732Oh, I haven't had those in many years.
Good choice.
Could also use the ingridients to make some white russians.
macaroni in a pot fοr this wet ass bussy
Am I weird for knowing over 30 pornstars or porn studios by name?
>>33215739M. No, I'm supposed to be reading shit like "Man's Search For Meaning" and I don't want to because I'm worried it will just make me more depressed.
M
It's nice and warm, comfy. Makes you feel like you're not alone anymore.
>>33215743Bee Knees, French 75
>>33215734are you baiting me? I wish i looked like her
>>33215751Mouth and teeth too big she looks scary
>>33215733>How big are they?Each one is noticeably bigger than her head. They look wider than her keyboard together.
>>33215684the only date i ever went on was very spontaneous and i didn't pick my outfit for it on purpose. for me i think i honestly look kind of goofy when i try to completely cover up so i would probably wear like... a top that shows a small amount of cleavage, and like, a cardigan to try to make them not stand out too much, but not make it look like i'm literally trying to smuggle them through the date without you noticing.
>>33215756lmao you sound like the biggest beta in existence.
Nta
>>33215718This is a false story. Women hate men.
>>33215761>not make it look like i'm literally trying to smuggle them through the date without you noticing.hot.
>>33215739I haven't read recreationally in a long time.
>>33215756>woman smiles>anon: AAAAHHHliterally cannot make this up
>>33215760Same emo vibe answers that aren't helpful at all.
M
No amount of muscles can fix shit personality.
That being said, I believe some women lack self esteem to date athletic guys. They might think there's high chance he'll cheat on them or something. I doubt any woman wouldn't want their bf/husband to take care of himself and have tight, strong body.
>>33215751NTA. Do you really want 90% of guys thinking of blowjobs when they see your face?
>>33215695i do this when i eat chex mix and i get the pretzel ring
anons i grew up fat and in the midwest and never wore a bikini. I lost a lot of weight last year and im now around a bmi of 23, i could go lower if i want. I want to wear a bikini now but i still hate my body a lot. I have so much loose skin. Should i wait until next year or just buy one now?
>>33215763they hate men at 34 cause of banging that guy in the story, kek
Women do you have a positive or negative opinion on pre-cum?
That's a funny way to break up with someone, lol
>>33215750Ginuinely never heard of them.
Unfortunately I don't like gin at all, but I might try replacing it with something.
>>33215776How small are your fingers
>>33215718Commitment is scary, sorry.
>>33215761>i think i honestly look kind of goofy when i try to completely cover up so i would probably wear like... a top that shows a small amount of cleavage, and like, a cardigan to try to make them not stand out too much, but not make it look like i'm literally trying to smuggle them through the date without you noticing.I think I'm going to die on this date.
>>33215776Lol cute. How would you feel if you had a bf and you were eating them together and then he grabbed one, took a knee and said "anonette... I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time"
>>33215742really! even as a child i thought her too barbi-like. she's got kind of a masculine face, if you really pay attention to it. taurus rising maybe. i guess i can imagine someone (not me) finding her a suitable object of lust, but i can't imagine anyone actually thinking her beautiful.
>>33215783Lul I see what you did there. I really just like lemon and honey.
>>33215779i find it really hot that you can just start dribbling out like a fountain. in an ideal silly world where we can tune our partner's biology i would love it if i could get him worked up and like constantly oozing it for half an hour until the bed is sloppy
>>33215662There's nothing wrong with taking pics of your hair at its best, then showing the hairdresser to say "make it look like this please"
If you tell them what you typed here, I think they'll understand
Mine is only shoulder length because anything longer makes me feel like a bimbo
>>33215684Can't go wrong with the classic scoop neck + camisole combo, or maybe a ribbed henley, adjusted to show a tasteful amount of cleavage... I wouldn't worry about staring, since if she's as busty as you say, then she's probably used to it, haha
Don't be afraid to be caught staring either, like early on you can just say "wow" and play into it, like "ok, I'm using all my willpower to refocus here"... seriously, we get it!
>>33215728I'm in the midwest and never experienced this, all we get here are blizzards and the rare tornado
M
Yeah, I read "Do androids dream of electric sheep". Really liked it.
>>33215759>They look wider than her keyboard together.Is that even possible? They're probably fake
>>33215788>reaches into my shirt>pulls out two round cartoon bombs with lit fusesMWAHAHAHA, YOU FOOL! I DON'T HAVE BADONKERS, I HAVE KABOOMERS!
>>33215795nice. was that your first philip dick book?
>>33215795Quote the fucking posts you miscreant.
>>33215792Thanks. heh
Lemon and honey in a cocktail is new to me, but it sounds refreshing so I might give it a try, maybe replace the gin with white rum.
>>33215797that's average breast size for american-sized women
>>33215790realistically i would look at him like a dead fish and like, nod, and he'd think "well that wasn't as funny as i hoped", but what would actually be happening is it would feel way too real and i would get emotionally constipated over it. if i could control myself better i'd be cool and laugh and play into it.
Women would you date a guy who really really likes "alone together" time? Like you do your thing i do my thing, but i still wanna be near you
>>33215791ha, she is a taurus rising! incredible. what an amazing ability i have.
>>33215791jesus christ man you sound like a serial killer
>>33215806And then I'd take your hand and slip it on your finger and kiss you.
>>33215777You could wear a one-piece as a compromise. But it might feel sort of liberating to celebrate your hard work. Do you have larger breasts?
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>>33215684On the first date? I downplay them as much as possible. I want to see if he likes me, not my tits.
After that, I can unleash my full power. Picrel is my favorite top, when I really want to knock him dead.
>>33215809My ideal date is silently sitting in the same room playing different videogames, so that sounds great.
>>33215813you would hear a really unusual sound but it would mean good things
>>33215811what on earth have i said that makes you think that?
>>33215817Adorable. What would it sound like?
>>33215815>do you have larger breastsi wear sizes 32DD, 34D, 34DD. So medium sized
>>33215816You look nothing like that THOUGH
>>33215818NTA
The whole post just feels off.
>>33215777Congrats on the weightloss anon!! I'd buy one now as an aspirational goal, then only wear it when you're truly ready.
>>33215794Cute af on any bust size.
>>33215821I just grabbed the pic since it had a similar body shape.
>>33215816>differentWhy different ones?
>>33215823nta but who here isn't a little off in the head, kek
>>33215798It's not fair that you have your own secret compartment for surprises and I don't. Unless... wait a minute...
What do you think of the Caribbean Community Climate Change Centre (CCCCC)?
>>33215820Honestly, you'll probably get way more looks there in a bikini than your waist.
>>33215816Good choice, I will immediately know we are not a good fit if you wear that on a second date (or at all, really, I am only into more "conservative" women not in the political sense, more on the "I am a frigid cunt and fucking hate interacting with people" sense.
>>33215828>ntaI don't believe you.
>>33215699Have you considered you might be overdoing it? I doubt beautiful women think as much as you do on being "skinny"
>>33215823i just don't see it, sorry
americans are so un-erotic
>>33215816>My ideal date is silently sitting in the same room playing different videogames, so that sounds great.Femanon, will you marry me?
>>33215827I assume we'd have different taste in vidya, and multiplayer games can be relationship killers! My sister broke up over a bad game of Mario Party, lmao.
>>33215832Yeah, second date is too soon imo. I have zero self-esteem, so I'd need several dates in less revealing clothes to convince myself he actually likes me.
>>33215794this top only looks good on chestlets
>>33215739Male
Dune+sequels
Can't seem to finish the last book, have I lost the plot or am I going crazy in finding hidden subtext that no one sees?
Women: my friend has gigantic knockers and therefore has to wear a bra. She would love to wear backless dresses and such but feels like she can't. Is there a solution to her woes?
>>33215794>>33215816>Can't go wrong with the classic scoop neck + camisole combo, or maybe a ribbed henley, adjusted to show a tasteful amount of cleavage... I wouldn't worry about staring, since if she's as busty as you say, then she's probably used to it, haha>Don't be afraid to be caught staring either, like early on you can just say "wow" and play into it, like "ok, I'm using all my willpower to refocus here"... seriously, we get it!>On the first date? I downplay them as much as possible. I want to see if he likes me, not my tits.>After that, I can unleash my full power. Picrel is my favorite top, when I really want to knock himI can't tell if I'm being made fun of here.
>>33215838There are plenty of games that can be played co-op, doesn't have to be competitive multiplayer. And so far nobody stopped talking with me bc they played with me...
>My sister broke up over a bad game of Mario PartyThat's childish though.
The fun of Mario Party is that NOBODY WINS.
>>33215820>32DD>mediumI keep slipping further and further down the totem pole every year........
>>33215718Women really don't seem to grasp that they aren't very likeable
Women seem to think that men seeing them as nothing but pussy is insulting but never seem to grasp that there might be other problems with them
>>33215850Wish i had an answer. The best i can do in a situation like that i wearing tighter dresses or using tape. There are sticky bras but ive never tried then and i doubt theyre supportive
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>>33215820
>>33215853Why? You're a flattie?
>>33215853How big- er, small are yours
>>33215850There really isn't. Backless dresses aren't an option for us ;_;
>>33215816>My ideal date is silently sitting in the same room playing different videogames, so that sounds great.This is bait, biological women like that are either married or 200lbs minimum
>>33215803>I'm the original anon.This woman isn't chubby at all.
>>33215819i guess a bit like the sound you make when you swallow and also when you gasp with your mouth closed?
>>33215855EW EW EW EW EW EW EW NO NO NONO
>>33215850Nag. Use duct tape to hold them in place.
>>33215850custom made halter bra, using leather and chain,
>>33215718>>33215763Nah her eggs were drying up
>>33215818i think it was the weird phrasing of all the details and saying "suitable object of lust" is super creepy, kind of culty. not being attracted is also one thing, but saying "i cannot imagine anyone ACTUALLY thinking her beautiful" is so severe it's inhuman seeming. like an alien who doesn't understand how other beings work.
>>33215868i dont wear backless, i have no reason to.
>>33215853As the population gets fatter, this is bound to happen
>>33215856I think a lot of women are very likeable.
Any man that gets married these days is a retard asking for trouble. Men are 2nd class citizens in 2025. Ask me how I know before I get banned.
>>33215851It's really the same advice worded differently, anon. You're allowed to acknowledge them, just don't go overboard. A simple "wow! those weren't in your profile pic!" is the most I'd tolerate, personally.
>>33215868Breasts of a certain size simply can't go unsupported, so the elegant backless dress with no visible bra isn't possible.
>>33215856it's sort of an inevitable problem. if people put up with all your shit just because they want to bang you, then you start thinking "if a guy REALLY likes me, he'll put up with even MORE shit"
but you know,
>>33215878 is right and not all women are taking advantage of this to be terrible yet.
>>33215849i'm oblivious to subtexts, so i couldn't really say. the only book that dragged for me first time through was heretics. then it picked up again at chapterhouse. i find i've got a higher opinion of chapterhouse than most people. i just find the idea of the bene gesserit order very interesting. i like female-centric stories, even though i'm a guy.
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>>33215877is a bmi of 23 really fat? I thought having D or DDs at a bmi of 23 was normal
>>33215873What's your point? I'm right, women hate men.
>>33215794>>33215842I have to believe men still love the "buttoned top struggling to contain big bazoongas" look
>>33215882>A simple "wow! those weren't in your profile pic!" is the most I'd tolerate, personally.I definitely wouldn't say that. I'm just afraid about the eye contact.
>>33215865And then we can eat it off your finger together.
>>33215882>Breasts of a certain size simply can't go unsupportedDoes it get too straining to walk around unsupported all day?
You can use my head when we're in a restaurant.
>>33215888>really fatOverweight starts at 25
>>33215888Pretty normal imo
>>33215863I hate what leftists turned that meme into. He’s just supposed to say yes. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>33215888Cute picture
Cute personality
>>33215896Ah, perfect for folding you in bed.
>>33215739Male
Best book I've read so far in 2025 is Wuthering Heights.
Stop abusing children, people, it's actually not cool.
>>33215893Well unless the restaurant has abnormally low tables, her boobs won't be visible anyway.
If it's a bar counter and she plops her melons down on top, then it's a different story...
>>33215899Is that Eva Lovia?
I think I hate the male/female dynamic more than I hate women. I do hate women, but I also hate men. Simps are the biggest problem of all.
>>33215871Well, I do hope you don't die anytime soon. Can't be beautiful if you're dead, and I doubt you can do it while dying.
>>33215853>>32DD
>>mediumAAAAAAA
>>33215907Yeah she's some kind of conservative adjacent podcaster now
Daily reminder that without simps, women would have literally nothing in this world and would be in breeding cages, since they cannot defend themselves.
Simps are the lifeblood of women. Never forget that women, when you need help, you call for men.
Women are you annoyed at our love for boobs and butts?
>>33215906It's just a coffee date. We're planning on sitting outside. I guess I could say I'd rather sit indoors, but that seems like a dick move.
>>33215895It really does. The worst part is the painful tugging sensation that feels like they're trying to escape your body whenever you move.
>>33215885The last book is just a slog to read, their pathos has worn thin on me after about 1000 years of cultural stasis. Shame Frank Herbert died instead of giving us a definitive end. Maybe the series would stop having a chokehold on us all
>>33215913Nah, I get it. Men are endlessly fascinated by squishy girl parts, and that's just life.
>>33215914So hypothetically, you could wear sunglasses to conceal where you're looking...
The world would be better if the male/female dynamic didn't exist. That's not physically possible, so the LEAST women could do is support proper gender roles. But no, they won't even do that. So we live in a dystopia of interpersonal relationships.
>>33215916>they're trying to escape your body whenever you move.Are... are you harboring some xenomorphs in there?
Will you just eat me up if we ever cuddle?? ;_;
>>33215908>Simps are the biggest problem of all.True. They are the ones that reinforce that behavior and make women millionaires for posting pictures of their assholes.
>>33215914just be autist, then you'll be so stressed trying to figure out what to say you won't be able to look at her boobs
it took me a whole bunch of dates with different girls before i noticed the first one's top
>>33215921Stop spamming already.
>>33215794>specific names for different topsauthentic female post
>>33215816>big titty pic with no detailsmale post
>>33215911That's funny. She's done like 5 blacked scenes, and Ive heard her go on about how amazing black guys are at sex
Women do you wish dicks were more attractive?
>>33215916yeah i get scared theyll rip themselves off when i dont wear a bra
My best friend is a woman. I was her first kiss, took her virginity, first everything basically. We don't do anything like that any more, but we're super close. She's my best friend, like I said. I'm so, so glad to have her in my life.
But I've got to admit it looks really fucking bad to future partners, right? Like if you were thinking about being my gf you'd think it was suspicious as fuck, right? I would. I wouldn't date someone in that position. FUCK
>>33215935>what's your life goal?>"I want to own THREE SKYSCRAPERS"
>>33215874were you at least impressed that i guessed her rising sign correctly?
>>33215921Need a girl to aggressively pussy at me.
>>33215932Yeah. Wtf was going on between you two.
>>33215929i think theyre already attractive enough. Ball are ugly though i dont like them. the dicks are nice. i like looking at a nice long straight and clean dick its nice. Unfortunately most dick pics ive been sent look disgusting like weirdly fat at the bottom or really dirty looking or curved or taken in really bad lighting
Daily reminder that women are genuinely disgusting creatures that leak blood and mucus from their "best hole". They leak diarrhea from their second best hole. They smell like shit and piss without deoderant.
I'm married, that's how I know.
>>33215913only when it's at inappropriate times. like my grandpa's funeral. anons, that is NOT a good time to get handsy.
>>33215925I don't understand why he thinks eating up the image limit makes him more persuasive lol
>>33215929I can't imagine how they could be any more perfect than they already are
>>33215932>being on good terms with your exthat's a very positive thing anon, it shows you have emotional resilience and consider women as more than just sex dispensers
>>33215837>ignoredbrb gonna kms
>>33215886Lucky
Remember my literature substitute teacher. She was hot af and girls hated her because boys liked her.
>>33215920>So hypothetically, you could wear sunglasses to conceal where you're looking...Fuck, that's a great idea! I still want to try and not look, but this could save the date. Thanks!
>>33215794please do not post my wardrobe
Speaking of simps giving lifeforce to women, every single man in this thread is horny, or else they simply wouldn't be here. I bet plenty of them have their hands on theirs dicks right now.
>>33215938That's supposed to repressent women spewing their meaningless "feelings" online like anyone with a life cares. You have no life, so you care. Mentally underage retard.
>>33215912You have never loved or been loved by a girl, have you?
Once you will, you realize you want to protect her if that's the last thing you do.
women do your pubes ever peak out?
>>33215954too tired to be horny. too self-reflective.
>>33215955He will most likely rape or kill her.
>>33215944We never dated. It was a complex situation but now we're firmly best friends.
>>33215939We started having sex without talking about what we were to each other. It got complicated but we ended up just fwbs, then we sort of stopped having sex too often and then I asked if we should just go zero sex so that we don't threaten the friendship and she said yea.
I've never had a closer friend than her before, she's my best friend for sure.
>>33215955He's a blazing retard don't bother replying
>>33215955I mean I want to do this even with girls I don't love and have barely met.
But he's kinda right, that's why they're so spoiled, kek. We spoil them
I'm so far above mental midget NPCs like you. Keep drooling over women, idiot.
>>33215956no i shaved them
>>33215944Yeah but I can't wait for someone else to die to get handsy on you...
>>33215947Hi, boob autist. Are you the anon crashing out over eye contact?
>>33215518So it's the desirability aspect here that you want to pay close attention to. Make her feel desired by still grabbing at her, kissing her through the day, pulling her in. Basically push that oxytocin hack. You do need to make sure she fully gets the stress ED part. If she's understanding, she'll make an effort, but make it a point that you want to rail her into relentless abandon even though your body is betraying you. It's similar to how we can be turned on, but still be dry because hormones or medication, stress. Try to make it relatable, because it really is just your body being a bastard while dealing with your shitty job.
You need to do some breathing. Look into vagus nerve stimulation breathing for relaxation.
>>33215959Why not just date her
>>33215955This is impossible because women hate men.
Hey men. Which NPC are you?
>>33215954Meh i already jerked off before coming here today.
>I bet plenty of them have their hands on theirs dicks right nowIts not that deep
>>33215954I am not horny. I don't get horny on Fridays. The week has drained me too much to be horny. Try me again tomorrow, maybe.
>>33215969I'm not into her like that
>>33215533It's just wherever it goes. Sometimes a loose braid or a ponytail, but usually I'll wake up with ditch hair.
>>33215963why would you do such a thing??
>>33215954>Speaking of simps giving lifeforce to women, every single man in this thread is horny, or else they simply wouldn't be hereBro, I take SSRIs.
It's funny that you admit you're here because you're horny, though.
>>33215977Becsuse she is normal.
>>33215809yes my ideal relationship dynamic would be something like this and once we are each done with our individual alone time, we cuddle together in bed, talk about our day/passions and thoughts, kiss, love on eachother, makeout, fuck, cuddle again
>>33215971hey can you stop posting this gross shit nobody want to reponds to this
>>33215954I have no interest in your odd ERP with random anons from across the globe. I come here for one reason alone, and that is to subtly humble brag.
>>33215954I'm here because I'm bored, monkey.
>>33215944>I can't imagine how they could be any more perfect than they already areHey, thanks! :)
>>33215965Can you fags stop trying so hard to recognize everyone and create namefags? I am not "boob autitist", nor am i "OCDanon". I dont know who these people are and i dont want to know
>>33215977Why would guys care about pubes i thought you all thought they were gross??
>>33215971The one whom after 5th time realized his NPCness with previous 4 girls. And after break up with the last girl can't imagine himself being this happy with someone else. Instead chose solitude.
>mfw it's been 8 years
>>33215987Are you the chameleon?
>>33215988Some do some don't. Although the guys that prefer them tend to be louder about it.
>>33215954Kek at how we are all too depressed to be horny anymore.
We're just here to imagine how things could been like in another life.
Damn this ban is taking a long time. Are the lazy women in this thread expecting their simps to click the button for them? LOL
Keep making men uphold society, and then demanding an assload of rights, women.
>>33215959I would rather be told “she’s my ex” than all this about some other woman… sounds too messy for my liking. Make it clear that phase of your life is over.
>>33215988>i thought you all thought they were gross??wrong, i fucking love female pubes
>>33215995why do you hate women
Femanons would you date me if I was charmelion?
;-)
>>33215956I carefully fold them under my panties so this doesn’t happen
Again. Simps are the problem. If I were a women, it would be difficult to resist the temptation of whoredom.
>>33215988Some creeps fetishize pubic hair, which is so weird.
>>33215992I'm going to run you over with a 16 wheeler
>>33215816Could you knock him dead literally?
>>33215997Happy pride month
>>33216002No sorry, I always go with the water starter, squirtle 4 life
>>33216006>fetishize pubic hairIts a fetish to be attracted to women. You guys are so fucking retarded
>>33216011t…this isn’t how venn diagrams work
>>33216010So I heard you like Mudkips.
gender
iran or israel, whose side are you on? (i'm not trying to be political, i just want to gauge what people in this thread feel about the newest conflagration in the middle east)
>>33216005>the balding editwtf why
I'm out of here. This ban is taking forever.
My biggest point here is that the male/female dynamic is a fucking joke. Other biggest point is that simps are the scum of the earth and the worst people group on planet earth. No other political group comes close.
>>33216016Now that’s a vintage meme!
>>33216015Go easy on him, he's retarded.
>>33216013Nta but the ways to guys go off about pubic hair, yeah I'm pretty sure it is.
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>>33216013And here we go with the creep being incredibly disingenuous.
All the same, all the same.
>>33215988No, they just get in the way of eating pussy is all
>>33216023>Faggots + NiggersThe niggers tonguing my anus
>Faggots plus Jewsme
>Jews + NiggersBlack Israelites
>>33216017F
I know basically nothing about it, so I can’t have a proper opinion, but I think Iran threatened us with nukes once, and that’s not cool
>>33216022Yeah like women are any different about hands... or shoulders... or v-lines. Inly men get demonized for our attraction
>>33216024bait harder
>>33216028Since when did men like eating pussy?
Men, what are your thoughts on forced bi? Would you go gay for mommy and let your girlfriend pimp you out?
>>33216032NTA. I want to do it everyday.
>>33216031Never seem em spaz out about any of that like you guys do about pubes
>>33216017>iran or israelThe people or the current leaders?
Iran is a 1984-style dictatorship and Netanyahu wants Israel to be the same.
Neither people are free.
men why are you still single? are your standards too high?
>>33216032I talk about it all the time, i
>>33216029t’s the best dessert :(
>>332160291 strike but 2 knockout blows
>>33216033Only hot when it’s two women
Women, got any baby names picked out?
>>33216031This is why nobody likes you.
You are the same as feetshitters.
i retract my question. this is the wrong audience.
>>33216033No. I dont want to touch a man. Only women
>>33216039Pretty much, is it wrong?
>>33216017M
Mutual destruction is the best outcome.
https://youtu.be/O2S_BdBdqqc?si=OgcAyJtGlhviW8T4
>>33216017M
hope they both get wiped off the face of this planet but i wouldn't say that ever because i have friends on both sides who are very understandably passionate about this
>>33216033Sexual abuse is not cool.
>>33216039Depression and feelings of self worth being highly damaged. If I got on hinge I’d probably be able to bag a girl in a week
>>33216017M
Israel all the way
Let's go Fightin' Jews!
>>33215909I think it’ll be romantic depending on what dress they put me in
>>33216032I don't have a gf but if I did I'd go down on her like a man that's never seen food in his life
>>33216035For some reason, people IRL get mad when I say “I don’t understand the situation enough to take a side”, so I just do my best stupid bimbo impression and go “tee hee, it’s just too complicated for me~” instead, and people like that even though it’s the same answer
>>33216046 ugly how? ugly features?
>>33216039unfortunately yes. if I liked fat, mean NPCs i'd be the happiest man in the world
i can't wait to escape the modern world
>>33216039No, not really. Im just too scared to ask women out cause i dont want to feel like a nuisance to them
M or F
Favorite form of cardio?
>>33216039Because women are horrible and they hate men.
>>33216039The thought of trying makes me feel incredibly sad. Being single is sad in its own way, but it's not as bad.
Anyone here ever want to sell their shit and skip town? Have you before? I’ve had urges to “go missing” since childhood and still think about it. I just don’t want to worry my parents.
>>33216032When I’m in a relationship I eat so much pussy that she has to ask me to take a break for a day
>>33216053what are your standards?
>>33216063if there is a girl in the room acting like a cute ditzy bimbo, suddenly nobody else cares about politics either
>>33216063Shut up and bend over the counter.
>>33216068f, i swim mostly
>>3321606820F
Jump roping and running
>>33216068F
Jogging in the early morning hours
My heart rate is already elevated because I’m afraid of getting attacked, and it’s peaceful and quiet
>>33216068chasing people at night
>>33216065Yeah I look like a caveman. Also short skinny weird etc etc basically I'd have died as a child 200 years ago and shouldn't even be alive, so I shouldn't have a wife or kids anyway.
Women are you submissive and breedable?
>>33216068M
Sex
But if that’s not available then I like jump rope, sprints, and shadow boxing. In that order
>>33216068F, sex with my fiancee (we get married in 2 weeks)
>>33216017M
Israel has good reasons to worry about her neighbours, but the way Israel does things seems rather alienating. Powerful members of the Jewish diaspora - in the US in particular - are also punching way above their weight in terms of political influence influence and should be regarded with a modicum of scepticism. Iran however also follows their own imperial-hegemonic interests and are by no means the good guys here.
>>33216045i like charlie for a boy or a girl
>>33216078doesn’t jump roping hurt for people with big boobies??
>>33216089>Charlier for a girlGrim.
>>33216068M
Sex
that's AI right
>>33216058if you are actually attracted to those girls, why not do it? it will help your mood at least to go on some dates
>>33216063>For some reason, people IRL get mad when I say “I don’t understand the situation enough to take a side”,I respect this answer. I've skipped over some initiatives when voting because I don't know enough.
>>33216068M
I don't do cardio
>>33216039I tried, didn't work. Clearly something's wrong with me.
I chose solitude and anime girls.
>>33216092what's wrong with that? their full names would be charles/charlotte, just charlie for short...
>>33216083hate to admit it but I am and I have a fantasy of being bred my first time
>>33216039I'm a short, poor, college dropout in my thirties and I don't even know women because I spend all day at work and alone on the internet, so even if there are women who would be okay with dating someone like me I am unlikely to meet them.
>>33216093Doesn't look like it
>>33216091It does. My boobs usually hurt after i do it. However it burns calories really really fast
>>33216039I don't trust anyone enough to let them into my personal life.
One night stands is as much as my boundaries allow, and even then it's performative and meant to reaffirm and show my masculinity rather than a genuine emotion.
My humanity is inadvertently damaged, I am a slave of other people's perception and everything I do is for the purpose of keeping up appearances.
>>33216101Hot. Let's get married.
>>33216098>Clearly something's wrong with me.Yeah, posting anime girls as an adult male.
>>33216075Is that so? I might have to try this to change the subject when my guy friends start bitching about politics.
>>33216095Me too. It shows maturity to admit you don’t know enough on a topic.
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>>33216081My favorite part of the routine is the rest day
>>33216101same desu
but i know i dont actually want it, it's just my hormones
>>33216101Literal basic human instinct
>>33216109Are you blonde?
>>33216101Why haven't you been properly filled up yet?
>>33216091That’s why you wear a sports bra dumbass
>>33216086Congrats anon!!
>>33216087why is israel a she and iran a them? kind of giving it away, aren't you?
>>33216074Well, I just like my women beautiful I guess. Any more specific and I fall into nitpicking and insanity. Of course I understand I have to be attractive, have status and wealth to get the type of person I want, but that's all part of the game. I disdain escorts and prostitution. It's the sort of thing that warps judgement, as well as being against my convictions. It's a sad thing really.
>>33216086June wedding, how original.
>>33216117that anon has a femdom fetish
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Thoughts?
Women thoughts on they/them dick.
>>33216078boing boing boing boing
>>33216114Yeah, and that’s an advantage, right? People already assume I’m a brainless slut. Might as well use that to steer conversations the way I want.
>>33216117Because I'm ESL.
>>33216121how very jewish of him
>>33216113NTA but false not everyone fantasizes being impregnated on a first ever heard why people use condoms or birthpills? plan b?
>>33216094It is because I am currently a bum and do not feel worthy of love. It does not feel ethical to subject a woman to what I am now.
>>33216101Why do you hate to admit it?
>>33216125Be my brainless slut.
I'll cook you a great lasagna.
Can you guys stop replying cringe when the femanons say something horny?
>>33216128practicality and fantasy are two different things, you can definitely do both at the same time
>>33216132That makes my clit tingle
>>33216086>(we get married in 2 weeks)Cute.
>sex with my fianceeHave you ever checked how many calories you burn?
>>33216132what should we reply with? they can't hear caveman grunting noises through the screen
>>33216107Would you prefer I'd hate women and post webms of women being beaten or killed, like that other anon?
>>33216130nta but saying things like that feels like I’m betraying women and setting feminism back 50 years
the foids are ovulating again
>>33216110Kinda dope for an anime fighting game character though, mechanics are in the name
>>33216132Those are not femanons.
>>33216125Kek, I suppose so. Being underestimated can have its advantages
>>33216112> same desubut i know i dont actually want it, it's just my hormones
my problem is I actually do
>>33216114>Why haven’t you been properly filled up?I’m demisexual. I need proper emotional connection and intimacy before sex, not every guy is interested in that. Whenever I tell them I need to build a relationship first they get disinterested.
>>33216139Did not expect that to pop up
>>33216134Here's some extra CRINGE for you, femanon.
>>33216140that's hot though.
>orgasm and immediately regret itbetter than what guys come to and then regret it
>>33216128nta
This makes me wonder if animals know that they will get preggers or if they just get visciously horny and just accept what happens to them. I don’t imagine the common household dog is getting the birds and bees talk
Women do you think moids are big dumb meat golems
>>33216132Being horny is inherently cringe and one must embrace it. Like a warm bosom.
>>33216116>That’s why you wear a sports bra dumbasssports bras dont really help that much
>>33216147Hhhhnnnnnngggggg
>>33216145>I’m demisexual. I need proper emotional connection and intimacy before sex, not every guy is interested in that. Whenever I tell them I need to build a relationship first they get disinterestedM
Me too, but I think you replied to the wrong anon.
>>33216116Sports bras help with normal movements, but not so much when you’re just jumping straight up and down :/
>Why haven’t you been properly filled up?
I’m demisexual. I need proper emotional connection and intimacy before sex, not every guy is interested in that. Whenever I tell them I need to build a relationship first they get disinterested.
>>33216145I consider myself a demisexual too.
I think ONS and stuff are hot in theory, but in practice it's not something that would work out for me. It's a fantasy that I sometimes masturbate to... but usually I do it to exes... which might be morally questionable.
>>33216152wear a ratchet strap cinched down tightly
>>33216140hot, mild misogyny kink activated
>>33216150Yeah and I want one as a pet
Women with boob support problems, why not just get a stainless steel bra? Don't think you can get much more supportive than that.
>>33216141>the foids are ovulating againI hope they all get some nice, big creampies to celebrate
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Weird people outside. If I die it was them.
>>33216039I haven't met a woman who wasn't in a relationship or a coworker since 2017.
>>33216153Madam, please, contain your orgasms!
>>33216122>Who wants to suck dickME!
>Who want to tolerate a mani mean if he loves me and makes me feel special and is a good companion and will marry me after a few years and raise kids with me.. yeah i would
>>33216130>Why do you hate to admit it?it’s humiliating because i feel so animalistic like pls yess fuck me and give me babies mmm
? I understand humans are partly animal but it’s like losing some sense of rationality
>>33216168>i mean if he loves me and makes me feel special and is a good companion and will marry me after a few years and raise kids with meAll that just to get tolerated lmao
>>33216161Same reason why “boob plate armour” is a bad idea… if I get stabbed in the chest, the curve would guide it straight into my heart
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>>33216168:) Good attitude
>>33216068High impact sexual violence.
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Your gender + Do you like forced feminization?
Women would you cry if your bf proposed to you
>>33216154I did reply to the wrong anon, but yeah being demisexual sucks sometimes
>>33216161>Women with boob support problems, why not just get a stainless steel bra? Don't think you can get much more supportive than that.M.
That wouldn't work because of inertia.
I do have a design for a new type of bra that I'm currently trying to get funding for.
>>33216164Don't tell me... Are they doing the TikTok dances? I'm sorry anon, you're not long for this world.
>>33216176M -- I mean F
Yes
>>33216170And 99% of men will happily do it all for a scrap of female attention
>>33216169but that's fun, logic can wait outside the bedroom for a while
Moids why do you like sex so much? what does it feel like for you?
>>33216176M. Yes, modern girl --> feminine girl
>>33216183no, i haven't seen the show. everyone in the show looks kind of gross.
>>33216176M, no but I like bimbofication
>>33216164Just spread your legs.
>>33216169NTA. I wonder if your conflicted feelings would make it even hotter to experience?
>>33216176Male.
I think it's cute/fun for a bf and gf to share gender-neutral clothes.
I do not think it's cute/fun for a bf and gf to share feminine clothes.
>>33216186Yes. Someone's gotta keep this species alive one or two more generations, so we can witness the bomb
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Reminder for all moids here
>>33216176Take your gay fetish shit to /gif/ or /r9k/
>>33216190>Moids why do you like sex so much?dunno, instincts i guess?
>what does it feel like for you?dunno, im a virgin
>>33216168How does it feel to have a man hold you like that? Pls make it sound romantic
>>33216190Just like I can’t understand what menstruation feels like, women can’t understand the joy of ejaculating into someone
>>33216195I want to be a little drunk to be a lot more lose and think about it less, I know my sexy side will show up more if I’m not overthinking
>>33216190Peepee goes brrr and then funny white stuff comes out
>>33216157>>33216178Are you new the 4chinz?
>>33216190Funny you ask, because I've actually never had sex. I'm certain the women here are having a lot more sex than the guys, so who is REALLY the hornier sex here?
>>33216198I literally work for the government and no man has had an issue with that
>>33216198Women never show interest in me, I guess that means I'm safe.
>>33216208the women itt have fucked more women than the men itt
>>33216210Budget cuts, we had to lay off your agent, she was a probationary hire
i want a man that would treat me like this
>>33216176M
Went to step 1. Didn't feel comfortable with it. Don't care if the world sees me as homophobic because of it, or in a way a liar to the idea that nobody ever loves me. I'd rather get the girlfriend than be it. Does it put me in the category of all of the fuck bois a feminist has to deal with dinging her phone nonstop, yes. But this is me and if no one can accept it, I apologize.
Atgoians do you believe in soulmates? is your current so your soulmate?
>>3321621020 dollar me luv u long time
>>33216140You need to get it out of your system lady
The whole point of feminism was supposed to free you from the patriarchy and you just replaced it with the matriarchy
>>33216150I'm not a girl and I know for certain a lot of us are.
>>33216214whats your question for the opposite gender?
>>33216202no man has ever held me and it makes me upset. I just want a boyfriend so bad
>>33216214I would have attached your collar.
>>33216203menstruation and ejaculation are NOT comparable
>>33216216I believe i must have gotten lost on this gay-ass planet somehow, took a wrong turn, and my soulmate is somewhere else wondering where the fuck i am and when I'm going to finally get to her
Women, who looks better left or right?
>>33216214>I want a man who would kiss me
>>33216225He wasn't saying they are.
>>33216190I feel kinda bad for women knowing they'll never experience the feeling of stretching out a woman, and filling her with cum.
It's like that moment of bliss between you two is all that exists in the universe
>>33216225Yeah I didn’t mean they’re similar feelings, just the first two examples that came to mind
>>33216228she means while looking like that
>>33216227They are both old and ugly.
>>33216227Why did someone add belly hair to him
>>33216216F no, soulmates are only a thing in fanfiction
>>33216190I like the idea of it. I would a moment where I could be as I am and not have my brain run on overdrive thinking about everything, just being absorbed in the process, that's all.
>>33216226>anon is lost in a gay ass planetgrim
>>33216214What the fuck is that gay ass bracelet on that DYEL loser lmfao
>>33216224i wouldnt hate that but do i still get a kiss?
>>33216198I would trade state secrets for some pussy tho
>>33216227Ladies, how do you feel about mpreg?
>>33216214How would you feel about a man saying "Look at me" as he's lifting your head up?
For some reason I've had a recurring dream where I do that.
Women, how do you feel about this?
>>33216216M
no
There's a plethora of compatible people of the opposite sex that you could have a long and happy life with. There isn't just one.
>>33216248that would be really nice
male and female opinions; what do you guys think of outfits with jean shorts and pantyhose underneath? is that tacky or is it still fashionable? do you think it looks good?
>>33216250Would you peg a guy?
>>33216246>making autistic girl lose all her reason under the bedsheetsperfect
>>33216214I want a woman who would lie naked in my bed like my personal whore while I do my remote job
>>33216214You want a 10/10 even though you're a 5/10 that refuses to cook or clean.
>>33216249psychotic and mentally ill
>>33216250does that change your perception of that picture?
>>33216254I think it's attractive.
>>33216254I assume you're a prostitute.
Women, can you explain the leash and collar thing?
>how anons here imagine their life after they bag an /atoga/ gf
>>33216242Someone’s jealous
>>33216254i wish my waist was that narrow, not fair
>>33216249not reading that
>>33216264NTA. You forgot your M
>>33216248nta but I want to do this but I lift her head up with my pp
>>33216267>Idubbbz and Anisa
>>33216216I do. I dated many people but NOTHING compares to my girlfriend now. Instant chemistry, never have to explain or overexplain ourselves. We just understand each other. Being side by side and around eachother is magnetic. Fucking magic. I read once not everyone gets to experience something like that.
>>33216254F, I like it, it’s one of my go-to outfits actually
>>33216261Not really, it’s more of an anime trope to me
>>33216262Seems kinda gay to not enjoy all boobs equally
>>33216258I literally left this gen to go do the dishes a few hours ago lol
i cook for my parents almost every night
you dont know what i look like
>>33216254M
It gives me the urge for intercrural sex. I am a big fan
>>33216254It's the kind of shit a girl who gets drunk at Spoons would pull but you can pull that vibe off IMO
>>33216216f i never did until now but i think my bf is my soulmate
>>33216256hope i meet someone who makes me lose reason
Femanons, do you think you'll have sex this weekend?
>>33216262>>33216269>>33216275please shut up nobody cares that you think women are property
>>33216254do leggings mean you’re ashamed of your legs? or you want me to unwrap them like a present?
>>33216268>being jealous of a fagMaybe if you face him in a dicksucking competition
I am enlightened on 3 days nofap.
>>33216278>it's one of my go-to outfitsi've been wearing it a lot more often (especially as something to change out of after work) and i never see anyone dressing this way and i was getting worried i was weird for it. thanks.
>>33216277You're going to break up as soon as things get tough. And it will be like it never even happened.
>>33216279I know you're ugly as fuck.
>>33216286That's two different posters, you timestamplet.
Women thoughts on these things?
>>33216286I dont think women are property? i just like big badonkadonks
>>33216288i have some scars on them (not self harm) but mostly i just want to look more put together than just shorts, but pants are too hot.
>>33216293>You're going to break up as soon as things get tough. And it will be like it never even happened.fuck you. I am proposing to her this weekend. She’s already pregnant with our first child and we plan to have more and live a long life together.
>>33216293>I know you're ugly as fuck.stop baiting me. You dont know what i look like
>>33216292Yeah it’s a bit more high-effort than something I’d wear casually, but that’s what makes it the perfect date outfit :)
>>33216294Nta that's obviously the same dude
>>33216286>Women are propertyNo, that's a libtard strawman. I think women are human, just a failed people group.
>>33216285me and my bf have a sex marathon planned<3 cuddles and sex
>>33216309Nah
Can't do muscles
>>33216298I’d be very scared of them if I was a helicopter
>>33216300Understandable tbqh, shorts say “thirsty high school girl” but leggings instantly transform them into “classy woman”
>>33216262Unnecessary. Bellies and thighs are plenty soft pillows, and she gets to look at something other than the top of your head.
>>33216307>I think women are humanNo you obviously do not please leave and go see a therapist
>>33216254M, pantyhose with that looks fine. Hose is generally classy now since girls rarely wear it, it's upscale fashion.
Obviously fishnets with that is what trucker hookers wear so don't do that.
Men, if you walk into a womans "house" (shitty apartment) and see this, then turn around and run for your life. She's going to suck your dick and then put a bunch of fucking drama into your life and make it hell.
Those without a penis
How do you actually feel about fights? i've fought to the bloody end just to spite a fuck, but what do foids think about 2 retards having a tumble at wendy's. It always feels like a ritual, i've won some i've lost some, but why do women like fights? It's basically a bit of sport for guys, practice basically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12m0bw1W_tk
>>33216313yeah that's what i'm aiming for. i want to look like i am dressing in a tasteful way but still get a lot of air on my skin
"Women" aren't real. They're all just demons.
>>33216309F, the cup looks photoshopped and it’s weirding me out
>>33216322you need to get laid or something
>>33216309Honestly i think i have to accept that muscle girls are only hot in anime
>>33216313They make rockets for people too don't worry
Although it's closer to a grenade than a true rocket
>>33216301You're marriage will fail when you realize that marriage (or any male/female relationship) is endless responsibility and suffering for the man, and a free slave for the woman.
>>33216325How would having sex with a demon help me?
>>33216331idgaf what you think
>>33216320It’s good to fight to defend yourself or your girl, but brawling at Wendy’s for no reason is dumb
>>33216254those shorts are atrocious, but it can be a decent combination. a bit sluttish, of course
>>33216284based. I hope you find him too.
male anons youre making me hate men right now
why do you think we would ever want to live with you when you think of us so poorly?
>>33216309I only like women's natural muscles, not women's steroided muscles.
I sound like those bullshitters who say they only like natural breasts and never like augmented breasts, but in this case it's actually true.
>>33216254I have no real opinions
>>33216331*your* oops
Go easy on me women. You're supposed to be the "empathetic" gender. Or is that only empathy for criminals and brown people?
I want to get drugged by (you) and raped. Just please don’t murder me. I won’t tell about the rape if I remember it.
Women will you protect your bf?
>>33216338Why do you think we care? Fuck off.
>>33216321Good luck anon, my legs ain’t perfect either and I loooove leggings, so I know you can pull them off!
>>33216310Fwb is out of town :(
>>33216278>it’s one of my go-to outfits actuallyHottie!
>>33216338That's one guy bro
>>33216309she's always going to be incredible. I don't like any muscle girls other than her. Some people deserve a medal.
>>33216338Why should I care about your feelings? You hate me unconditionally.
should i call my fwb? i need to get fucked and he has a great dick
>>33216338Not my fault that you can't count to 60.
>>33216338Women think poorly of us too
>>33216254It makes me a lot braver about putting a hand on your thigh, so if that’s your goal…
>>33216336>those shorts are atrociousmine are oversized and sort of bleached a lighter color like picrel. but what do you mean shorts are "a bit sluttish"?? of course? shorts aren't slutty unless they're like basically underwear levels of tight
>>33216354Sounds hot, why wouldn't you?
>>33216338>one guy made 8 shitpostssister i grew up on /b/
actually sometimes i wonder how i'm not even more insane
>>33216350Call his ass out.
>>33216338I also hate men. I think they should all be locked up. Maybe that would solve the unholy atrocious male/female dynamic that exists in 2025
>>33216362we got mad at eachother last night and me texting him for sex will make his ego higher
>>33216363awful. Not touching that.
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>>33216216Yes
I had a soulmate and she left me
I regret helping host this gathering, they're all playing sad songs and I need to be up for work in 5 hours
I'm going to bed, but I don't want to wake up
>>33216039The love of my life left me. There's no point in dating ever again.
>>33215777I'm sure you're beautiful, you should be proud of yourself and love yourself
>>33216338Why are you attributing the opinion of a handful of shitposters to all men? That's the same thing he does but inverted.
>>33216366I called his ass out.
>>33216287What more do you want from men?
>>33216363It's page 2, fuck off.
>>33216365>>one guy made 8 shitposts>sister i grew up on /b/One time i logged on and found over 50 messages where a couple guys told they wanted to rape me ands turn me into a single mother, using my own name.
>>33216369Haha, what was the fight about?
>>33216374They do it to us so I can do it to them
>>33216363Welcome back, sir
>>33216361>oversizedThese are my favorite kind of jeans, since they give your legs the spotlight
Tight shorts are almost TOO sexy since they show off the ass too… my poor monkey brain gets overwhelmed :(
When are you guys gonna start reporting early threads for spam?
>>33216338typical female. Instead of logically evaluating my posts against women, you evaluate how you feel about my posts against women. Women are slaves to their emotions.
>>33216383An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
>>33216369It'll probably turn you on even more
>>33216381nothing it was petty asf
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>>33216376I bought my ex girlfriend ice cream every time we went to the river together. I dabbed her nose and nips with a napkin and kissed her and told her how much I loved her. Then she dumped me and shattered my heart into a million pieces
>>33216322true i'm a succubus
>>33216396I’d suck a bus for you, girl
>>33216366Only when femanons start calling out other femanons for saying bad things about us. Otherwise its not fair
>>33216335never know when some retard is going to decide today is the day i declare myself an annoying cunt, and that shit happens surprisingly often in fast food places. Don't know if it needs clarifying, but im not talking about actual head-cases. just faggots being a fucking nuisance.
>>33216394>Then she dumped me and shattered my heart into a million piecesSo we're rewriting history to leave out the part where she had to dump you because you were an asshole towards her.
>>33216361the 'of course' referred to the shorts featured in the pic (which are obviously a bit sluttish), not to shorts in general.
Here's a pneumonic to remember the difference between men and women.
Women get their reality from emotions
Men get their emotions from reality.
This is why women are all leftist (the emotional political group).
>>33216398But other Femanons dont say bad stuff, men are the only people in this thread threatening the other gender
>>33216398That's how nightingale got named lol
Why do women hate male fetishes?
>>33216366that makes people post more, kek
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>>33216366Attention is what shitposters want. I'm not giving him what he wants, he'll start coming around more often.
>>33216354>>33216393Girl, just text him!
call his ass out. Women wont trust you if you act like a coward and let men shit on them. Men have to hold other men accountable
>>33216399When I say “for no reason” I really mean no reason… if you tell a guy at Wendy’s to fuck off and he doesn’t, that’s a good enough reason to fight in my book
>>33216408Nigger we threaten to lynch each-other a million times over before we threaten a "fem"anon
>>33216400I don't blame her at all for dumping me. I still feel horribly guilty for how I was and mismanaged things. But I was never directly an asshole to her. I treated her like royalty when we were together. She admitted to me that she was also pushing me away too due to her BPD (but it's still mostly my fault).
We're still on good terms and she seems to be thriving desu. I don't intend to ever date again, so I won't hurt anyone else. It still just hurts, and I need to accept and own this pain.
>>33216406oh, okay, that was a bit confusing.
Women
Have you started getting ready for your date yet?
>>33216431>But I was never directly an asshole to her.Except when you chose alcohol instead of her.
Even now, alcohol is still more important to you than anything else in your life.
>>33216439I shaved one leg but I’m too lazy to shave the other……….
>>33216387well my butt kind of insists on being obvious no matter what kind of jeans i wear but at the very least im not wearing the skintight kind on purpose. (they make me look fat anyway.)
Why are men obsessed with rating people out of a scale of 1-10?
>omg shes a 5, hes a a 9, solid 2
I dont get it. Its annoying
>>33216447how do you rate them?
>>33216447Why are women obsessed with the number 6?
>omg he's gotta have 6, and 6, and 6I don't get it, it's annoying.
>>33216452"Hot", "attractive" "pretty" "cute"
no less arbitrary than numbers
>>33216424Sub-human simp. Keep being a slave to women.
>>33216455that's just describing people, not rating them
>>33216453>putting the hot one in frontthat's objectification, kek
Or maybe the problem is white women?
>>33216447I don't?
It's just a smash or pass
>>33216446Right, I mean just knowing your butt exists is sexy enough, so anything tighter is just overkill to me… thanks for going easy on guys like me, lol
But that’s just my opinion as a leg enjoyer, it’s your body after all
>>33216457Describing ppl is rating them
>>33216447I rate everything out of 10. Food, my day, a game, someone's performance in a task, it's just a handy metric.
>>33216443I take all the responsibility and blame anon, but at the end of the day I am ill. I didn't consciously choose to ruin my life via addiction. You have no idea how much I wish I could be normal.
>>33216453I would have anal sex with all of them
>>33216309M
I would fuck her until I died of dehydration
i hate this gen
i just want a boyfriend. I want to stop being a virgin. I cant get myself to stop ghosting dates because im scared ill get hurt. And none of you are making me any less scared of men
>>33216447>>33216455>metric system vs imperial system
>>33216323cant unsee it now thanks
>>33216445Will you go out like that?
>>33216476Only if I have zero intentions of letting anyone see my legs, like if it’s winter or not a romantic kind of date
>>33216466>I take all the responsibility and blame anon,Your posts don't come off that way.
>blah blah blah I was great to her, then she dumped me and shattered my heart into a million piecesYou are consciously choosing not to fight this addiction right now. You keep putting it off until later, but later never comes.
>>33216472we would hug and reassure you if we were talking to you in person
but since we're not, you have to read our demented shitposts
Gender
Moths or butterflies?
>>33216463no it isn't. you can rate people in relation to being beautiful (as 'very', 'not very', 'somewhat', or '1', '2', '4', etc.), but you can't rate someone by just calling them beautiful.
>>33216376That's definitely a tranny, so the real question is
>why are faggots like this?
>work at a fintech company
>answer 4 emails today
>have contributed more to the gdp and economy than the average “real work” moid stuck cleaning sewage pipes or filling potholes
>will make more money, retire younger and live a fuller life because my body isn’t a wreck due to hard labor
Feels good :)
>>33216472You probably shouldn't look at 4chan as an example of real life men. Yeah there's a lot of dumbasses out there, but true anonymity attracts some real pieces of work.
>>33216481>Bro is getting laid after
*BZZZT*
>I would have anal sex with all of them.
*BZZZT*
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>>33216483i really need a hug right now
>>33216488Are you married?
>>33216472moid hands
Any girl can stop being a virgin at any point in time she wants
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I just made a salad with crispy pork trotter and a honey mustard vinaigrette with a chili infused vinegar I made a week ago.
Gender
Thoughts?
>>33216502this. To get laid. A woman has to walk up to a man as ask to fuck. 1% chance of success as a man. 60% chance of success as a woman.
>>33216502Do you want a screenshot of my tinder?
>>33216505I don't put meat in my salads. Except maybe bacon bits at the salad bar. Actually, nah, not even bacon bits at the salad bar.
>>33216505m
eating meat is a very great sin. what you're tasting is the suffering of sentient lie. you are what you eat, and you are taking death into yourself.
>>33216505F
Congrats, I just ate a bunch of cereal
>>33216497No, but I have been with my partner for 5 years and she is a real cutie
>>33216506>60% chance of success as a woman.LMFAO NO IT IS NOT ARE YOU SERIOUS?
>>33216492irl I would take you out on a walk by the lake and get us some cotton candy so you can take your mind off of things.
Online I have to be mean, it’s just the way of things.
>>33216505life fucking sucks as a guy in 2025. Totally meaningless existence devoid of any soul.
Who is to blame?
>>33216509At this rate I'll never escape samsara...
>>33216508Really? Not even a chicken caeser salad?
>>33216510I could feed you so well if only you were willing to tell me your dietary restrictions and make me your house husband
>>33216512incels don’t like it when you argue with their very scientific numbers
>>33216482I will reply to this properly later, rn I am dancing to weird Russian music with some Russian girls
And my ex gf is absolutely wasted herself but msging me and seems happy
Life goes on.....
>>33216507nta, but funny story
>see this post>hmm i should check bumble>it's the chiseled-jaw crossdressing CEO I posted about before, "very discreet, great head game">swipe left after laughing again>"you've missed a potential match!"man, every fucking time, lmao
why can't i get likes from cute pale girls instead, noooo i have to match with whales and tanned yacht-owning sissies
>>33216518>rn I am dancing to weird Russian music with some Russian girlsPartying again, the supposed introvert is always partying. And boozing, never a day without parties and booze.
>>33216515Yourself. Put down the video games and take up a craft. Find meaning.
>>33216488>“real work” moid stuck cleaning sewage pipes or filling potholesYeah we do fucking real work even though we make less money than you in this bullshit economy. If you consider answering a few emails a real day's work you are a sad excuse for a man desu. I am going to be up in 4 hours to do 9 hours hard physical labour, what about you?
>>33216507At least you have a tinder, as a guy I know I am not ripped and chiseled or rich so there is no point in even trying
>>33216517nta but in the original study on this, the figures were 75% (1978) and 69% (1982)
someone less lazy should look up what they are now, the same study design gets repeated constantly since it's so easy and simple
boomers were definitely hornier than zoomzooms but I'm curious how much
>>33216518nta
You better not bitch out when she inevitably wants you back
>>33216522I'm introverted as hell lol, I spent an hour on my phone breng ssocial and shitposting to recharge
Back to the party tho xx
OH MY GOD HE CAN KEYSTROKE SO FAST
>>33216525If I try to date even though I don’t have gigantic titties, you should try to date even though you’re not Tom Cruise
>>33216525you should try anyway for entertainment, to see what technology thinks your league is in 2025
you will experience new depths of modernity
>>33216531>tfw Tom Cruise height without Tom Cruise looksIt's over.
>>33216531women don’t like tom cruise. he’s short.
>>33216516trillions upon trillions of years for just one bite. is it worth it?
>>33216527>wants you backShe won't lol. She admitted she was pushing me away too because she's not over her ex. I'm happy to be friends with her still, I just don't really have friends in general.
>>33216523is there a meaning store where i can go to buy some meaning?
i seem to have run out
>>3321653380% of women only date 20% of men.
>>33216536I'm genuinely a huge introvert lol. I have no social plans for the weekend and then my housemates are away for the week so I plan to spend all of my time outside of work just working on my projects.
>>33216531Success rate of men on tinder is very very low though. I prefer preserving mu dignity (in my own head) by not listing myself at all.
I am a schizoid who avoids all human interaction anyway. Mostly because people were always mean to me when I was young, and my family always shouted at me, so now that I can live alone and at peace I don’t want to leave my comfort zone. People at work like me for being good at my job and that’s enough.
i wish i could just hate the woman i'm fixated on instead
>>33216511Lesbian and a misandrist? Keep slaying, Queen.
>>33216542I’m glad you find fulfillment in your work anon, that’s something not everyone can achieve either
>>33216533I prefer not to experience further despair and self-hatred.
>>33216505How are trotters? I can't get them here.
>>33216533>modernityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2R2EPG9jo
>>33216529That ain't the only thing I stroke fast, sweetheart.
>>33216511Let me know when the beatings start.
>>33216544Kek. Yeah, would be convenient for me, too.
I wish I hated people for real. I could have peaced out of here a long time ago and been happy.
Women,
Why do you suck dick/want to suck dick?
Thoughts on this post, women?
>>33216549Incredible.
The skin is crispy crunchy and the meat is so tender it falls apart just by poking it with chopsticks
>>33216527She is trashed and talking shit, she's not going to have be back, trust me lol
>>33216557Its fun, you should try it.
Great mouth feel
>>33216557It’s a measurement of how sexy I am
>>33216561HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT, HE LITERALLY DOES IT FOR SPORT
>>33216560How do you make them?
>>33216558The most boring and bland doompost I’ve ever read
>>33216561She wants you to go over nigga
>>33216561Did she get a concussion or something? Seemed like she could type in the other screenshots.
>>33216558Impotent seething of a retard.
i'm not gay but i would suck dick just to see what it's like but it has to be a nice dick with a nice vein on it and it can't be a black dick that's just not aesthetic it has to be a pink and white and tan dick and i have to emphasize none of this is in a homosexual way i'm just curious NOT BICURIOUS YOU CANT MAKE THAT JOKE FUCK YOU IM STRAIGHT
>>33216561You deserve your pain if you choose not to capitalise on this
>>33216573I don't want to hear how it made you FEEL you stupid woman. I want you to say if it's objectively true or not, in your experience.
>>33216561>this fucker does everything possible to ruin it and this girl can't stop drunk texting him hourly>meanwhile i can't get a girl to reply to my texts once a weekwe better get to swap faces and bodies in the next life
>>33216584That wasn’t the question, and it’s objectively subjective
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHmtMPYeCdA;
god i love her
i wish was was some 5'6" wetback with a wife that loved me.
>>33216557making a man cum would make me feel better about myself
>he’s not even spamming gender related pics anymore
>>33216587>Female NPC #1846347286343 refusing to be helpful.shocker
>>33216593Oh you haven't heard? Gender is a totally meaningless term since no one can agree on a definition. Thank you Industrial revolution!
>>33216594If there’s an objective answer, how would some random girl’s thoughts help?
>>33216593I'll spam doomer pics if it makes you feel any better
>>33216590i bet at least one anon has already cum to your posts in these threads
good thing or bad thing?
>>33216594She's right you stupid nigger.
>>33216569Put water in pot
Add herbs and spices that you want. I usually put an onion cut in chunks, bay leaves, peppercorn salt, and star anise.
Boil trotter until soft (about an hour)
Thoroughly dry and/or leave overnight in fridge
Deep fry until golden brown and crispy
Serve with your choice of sauce. I am filipino so I use Mang Tomas (Its an all purpose condiment with liver in it, effectively it is our bbq sauce), onions sauce, and vinegar (Separate dipping vessels for each)
>>33216590Yeh. Making a woman cum would make me feel really good.
>>33216561Why are you retarded?
>>33216488I'm an astronomer, and it's obvious to me that jobs like you and I have are reliant on the infrastructure of a complex civilization, where's very few blue collar jobs require jobs like ours to exist.
In other words, we need the blue collar more than they need us.
(And yes, I know this is almost certainly a troll. But the underlying attitudes are not as rare as you might think).
>>33216590Father status? Was he always there for you when you were down? Did he teach you about life? About the male perspective?
>>33216588>the poochhnnnnnng
>>33216607>astronomermasturbating to pictures of planets is vastly more useful to society than the financial industry, so you are way closer to a bricklayer than that anon
>>33216597>>33216600Sorry. I guess I should have asked guys instead. At least they can tell me helpful information about what they've experienced in america instead of just how they feel about shit. (useless information).
>>33216607What's your subfield?
>be me
>5'6
>work on farm equipment
>make dating profile
>~200 matches
Brothers, there's no way I'm in the top 20%
>also a virgin
>>33216612I’m not even American so I couldn’t have helped in the first place, anon… ask better questions
>>33216574She's seeing her friends and family back home. She had a pool party at hers and went to the beach and drank too much I guess. But she sent a pic she is home safe and sound and going to bed.
>>33216580I just want her to be safe and happy. I might chat to her on the phone after work and on Sunday too. Don't read too much into this fellas lol.
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>>33216609>Father status?divorced when i was 6, moved out of town when i was 10. My mom says he used to beat her when i was younger. Whenever i visit him he verbally abuses everyone except for me
>Was he always there for you when you were down?not really. The most he did was drive me home when i was crying in the park
>Did he teach you about life?absolutely not
>About the male perspective?lol no
>>33216617200 bots. Jk Idk for sure. Why chase whores anyway. There's a whole civil war happening right now in america. Why not fight the good fight against moral anarchy that women love to be on the side of.
>>33216621Just a heads-up: People in these threads are monitoring your posts. Don't ever share any information here that you don't want to see brought up again later to use against you.
>>33216612My experience on this American website is that you're a nigger and should lynch yourself.
>>33216619>I love you and would do anything to have you back>QT: Don't read into it too much fellasThe incels must be punching air rn
>>33216609why are all your photos named like this
>>33216620>frogposterThey should have doxxed him.
>>33216621Well that's why you get self worth out of sucking dicks (a spiritually meaningless action).
That will be 200$ an hour! I just gave you an equal-quality mental diagnosis as the scam artists known as "therapists" which you probably see on a daily basis, but don't actually help you with anything practical.
>>33216558Europe is worse in some aspects, everywhere else may as well be a third world.
You're not going to get a new country daddy to take over things and make them liveable under conditions you desire. If anyone else swoops in, this place will be pilfered for industry, filled with more poos, below the borders, and chinese to be very cheap labor. No one gives a shit about the replacement rate of whites. Corporations run all of these countries with barely any regulation as is. You're worried about finding a gf, breeding and paying taxes in a place that's feeding you fucking poison.
Politics and voting are bread and circus.
>>33216630He probably used a script to name them.
>>33216630A woman would never understand because they have no concept of practicality or logic, but it makes picture sorting easier.
>>33216636That face you make when your boss is giving you a hard time but you can't tell him to shut the fuck up because you live in a dystopia.
>>33216621Find a good dude. Don't let some narc pump you and dump you.
>>33216646I like the implication that there are 23,746,823 more pinkwojaks in your collection
>>33216646>your boss is giving you a hard timeCan't relate. Sounds like it sucks though. :^)
Sorry to any ethnic women below D-tier
How do you react if you see a woman with a killer body but she’s 55+
>>33216654I have a coworker around that age who can get some anytime she wants.
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how do i get over my fear of men?
>>33216654Her husband is lucky
>>33216663Why would you want to? Fear keeps you safe.
>>33216651You'll never have a hard time with money because all you have to do is spank your ass in front of a camera and simps will give you 1M a year.
>>33216663Vote to further reduce the rights of men. What?... haha. accelerationist? Me? No..haha shut up.
>>33216472>I cant get myself to stop ghosting datesOn some thread somewhere, a manon is thinking "I'm so ugly, I even get ghosted by femcels."
Women do you support prostate cancer?
>>33216668I'm a guy. I just don't work with assholes.
>>33216488>>33216511This reads like a shitty attempt at larping as actuaranon
>>33216617Based, go out and plow those fields.
>>33216652What about Samoan?
>>33216663told you a couple times already, make a male friend or two IRL
people talk shit about it, but it's a good way to get comfortable with interacting with guys
>>33216680I just want a gf.
Ty though.
>>33216683No one gives a shit about samoans
>>33216684but men dont like me
>>33216672Well it among a number of things killed my grandfather this winter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guDJvZp5Bqk
tfw you realize you;re just an old bastard, no 21 antmoew
>>33216663Meeting randos off the internet is unnatural. Maybe join something with a mixed group. Like a rec sport. Might be less intimidating.
>>33216689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIOFL-ZRavA
>>33216683Outside of Samoa I think you'd have a hard time finding people who have enough contact with Samoans to have an opinion of them.
>>33216683B tier. They seem cool
>>33216684Then she'll become a shy tomboy femcel.
Who would ever want that, right? Hahaha, not me.
>>33216629She's been drinking and we're both just upset. Trust me she has drawn the line under this relationship and for good reason. I'm being asocial in the party rn so will respond soon but I'm just as much of an "incel" as you lot lol.
>>33216687>>33216697What if they have tradcath latina girlfriends?
>>33216692*anymore. like anyone gibes a fuck. i hope zooomers are out out taking their crush on a date/
>>33216704ENTJ larp o'clock already? Yikes.
i wish men didnt scare me
Femanons, if you were a queen or duchess or ruler over some land, would you take all the young male virgins and make them your boy toys?
>>33216708I wish women didn’t scare me.
>>33216445I once went on a date after shaving the 5 o'clock shadow on only the left side of my face
>>33216708Why do men scare you? I'm a manlet and most other men scare me, i'm just curious.
>>33216709no but it would be known that i will select my king from one of the young knights so they'd be on their best behavior and try to earn my affections but i'd secretly be going through as a scullery maid and overhearing how they talk and act when not in the presence of the queen and try to make him fall in love with me, abandoning his hope of marrying the queen to be with a poor maid, only to reveal the crown is mine
FUUUUUCK HE MADE SEX AJECENT NOISES ON STREAM
>>33216708We should scare you a little bit
>>33216714im scared they will hurt me, like date rape or something. Men never want to go on first dates to public locations
>>33216716Is he still playing elden ring?
>>33216716What stream is it
>>33216716shove a dildo up your ass already, fag.
>>33216721M
I think that's a red flag. I always suggest public places.
>>33216721>Men never want to go on first dates to public locationswtf
>>33216715Girls would probably watch this. Write a script.
>>33216721Where do they suggest?
>>33216729Locations they suggst are pretty much always
>Forest>Forest after dark>Forest at sunset by the river>Their fraternity house>Empty theatres at nightno coffee shop or classes or restaurants or shops or whatever. One guy did meet me at a fast food place downtown and then immediately walked me to the forest and i didnt want to tell him no so i just did it anyways
>>33216730i would not like any of the steps of selling something i wrote to the tv industry
>>33216734you meet the most insane men, holy fucking shit.
>>33216715Would there be a real scullery maid who kinda looks like you who you can trust and befriend so that she can pretend to be you whenever you're in the middle of pretending to be a scullery maid but someone needs to meet with the Queen for some unimportant business that you don't really care about because you're busy having more fun as a scullery maid?
>>33216734Babe, please don't die.
>>33216740im just in college lol
>>33216734They're picking places where they think they can get you to blow them, dummy.
Find a guy that want's to take you out to a nice italian place. if he's real smooth he's a fucking manwhore, if he bumbles a bit, he's new.
>>33216739I was thinking anime, I guess that's not a meaningful difference.
>>33216752im not japanese
>>33216734How old are you?
is the implication in the op's pic that women don't look up at helicopters (or airplanes) when they fly by? ladies?
>>3321675820
a couple of them told me they can tell im a virgin. Maybe thats why they act weird like that
>>33216762I hope nexpo covers your disappearance.
>>33216762yeah, avoid forests. nothing good ever happens in the woods.
>>33216765Fortunately no.
I do kinda feel for women sometimes because men want women to be massive whores but only for us individually when we are with them and for nobody else, and if she did it for another man before us then it makes her unattractive but at the same time a woman can't keep a man happy without putting out a lot and being a freak in bed. What are they really supposed to do about that?
>>33216769I'm waiting for marriage, personally.
>>33216767This is funny because two of my best first dates were in (small) forests.
>>33216767i told a fat guy on tinder "omg guys keep offers their first dates in the forest isnt that crazy" and he was like "theyre trying to fuck, youre stupid"
and then he asked if i wanted to meet him at his frat house
>>33216776Sorry "frat guy" not "fat guy"
>>33216776a frat house would be safer desu
>>33216775how was a date in the forest proposed to you? i like the woods as much as the next guy, but i wouldn't think it a good place to bring a lady on a date, much less our first one
>>33216776>tinderNgmi
>>33216786>a frat house would be safer desuUntil she gets roofied and 2 guys pop out of the closet as she's losing consciousness
>>33216776>he was like "theyre trying to fuck, youre stupid">and then he asked if i wanted to meet him at his frat houseSet a thief to catch a thief, as they say.
*opens thread*
>larping faggot troon
>scale breaker
>entjeet
*closes thread*
>>33216786>how was a date in the forest proposed to you?It was the girl's idea in both instances. Disclaimer, I knew them for a bit before we went out.
>>33216787>Until she gets roofiedsome people are just intent on thinking all men dangerous. you hear one story and think that's how things everywhere. i don't go around thinking all women have had abortions, do i?
>>33216798ah, you were the man in the scenario, that's different.
>>33216801I'm a man lmao
But that's like the classic SVU plot.
>>33216769i don't know. when i made a post awhile back saying "i feel like most guys would like having a slutty female friend who sleeps with them casually" everyone acted like that was insane to say, but guys somehow expect slutty behavior with them only, without us being slutty by nature in any other context. idk what the fuck the answer is there.
>>33216776only a matter a time before you cave for fat bastard
only feel bad for your bf
>>33216761i keep binoculars in my purse, just in general, but sometimes i try to use them when i see a helicopter to see if it's military or civilian.
>>33216810>i keep binoculars in my purseWhy?
You are all such cucks holy moly sqauakamoly ahhhahahha.
women are dumb
>>33216807Guys don't like the idea of having a slutty friend who sleeps with them AND other guys.
>>33215569 pretty sure you're blsck anonettte.What do you look ffir in a guy
>>33216819nor is slutty in general. maybe on very rare occasions.
>>33216814to see things better? usually birds or cool animals. sometimes to see if the street a street down is the one i'm trying to get to. sometimes to people watch.
>>33216822>sometimes to people watchso to people watch. seen anything interesting lately?
>>33216822Nta but find anything neat today?
>>33216769It does suck, it makes sex start feeling more and more like a performance rather than a bonding, intimate moment.
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Ill be like
Men scare me
>Everyone: aw why
im scared theyll hurt me
>oh its okay men wont hurt you
oh thats good
sometimes men will say weird things to me, like they pretty much always want to go to dates at weird places and they wont ever take me seriously
>youre going to get gang raped and murdered rest in peace hope you dont die
i dont understand are men supposed to be scary or not?
>>33216822>people watchYou watch people through binoculars in public?
>>33216837no, behind drapes, sweatily
>>33216819stop being a slut dumb whore.
On another note. Do you think a civil war between men and women is in order? I would like to punch women in the face but not fuck them becuae that's immoral. I would like to marrry them first.
>>33216820Im not black actually i have jewish ancestry
im mostly looking for a guy near my age that is sweet and i can have coming of age moments with. he doesnt have to be perfect by any means im okay with a shitty first boyfriend i just really dont want to come out the end being upset and hating men
>>33216836Men are scary because they have greater capacity to hurt you in really fucked up ways and can be very good at hiding the desire to act on that capacity.
>>33216836Many men are scary. Some men aren't scary.
>>33216827>>33216831i saw a guy point out something to the woman he was with and then scratch his butt really hard when she looked away. that was like two weeks ago.
>>33216837usually i just use my eyes. if i'm using binoculars im probably in my car.
>>33216843>im okay with a shitty first boyfriendare you the jew girl I said I'd date in the last thread? just curious.
this sounds shitty tho. If I ever get a gf, I'll date to marry.
>>33216856oh my god thing is disgusting
please take this over to that gay board
>>33216852Sounds like the average married couple after kids.
>>33216852>i'm using binoculars im probably in my car.This is wild. I'd definitely get arrested or at least have the cops called on me if I did this, and femanons are out there just doing it for giggles.
>>33216862No shit, you're a man.
How many knuckle pushups should I do?
>>33216864As many as you can do +5
>>33216769>>33216807I don't understand how one is slutty with one individual.
>>33216866I FUCKING LOVE PAIN
>>33216849As a professional alcoholic, you should try it at home first. It's good to know what to expect if you're going to be drunk in public. This is particularly important for women, since they tend to get drunker much faster than men.
>>33216870i think anons just mean dressing slutty and having a lot of sex with that one person
>>33216862nobody has ever seen me using them
>>33216878That you know of.
>>33216769>and if she did it for another man before us then it makes her unattractivenah that's just you bro
>>33216836I thought you meant you're scared of rejection, or something more benign like that.
state gender.
How do I have sex?
>>33216832Just wondering how the changes have been? I haven't played in over a year.
>>33216888Just do whatever you want bro
>>33216892I want to have sex
I have finally made a chart of my most listened to albums this summer. Do you make music charts?
>>33216895no. i look forward to my spotify wrapped though.
>>33216893then do it
download grindr get fucked bro
>>33215577M
You'd be hard pressed to find a man who disagrees, outside of places with edgelord larpers like 4chan anyway.
>>33216897Is that like the top 5 thing? I don't use spotify.
>>33216891Bonds are hyper inflated but the new bosses are good. Haven’t tried Yama yet but I want to grind Nex after I get the Muspah pet.
>>33215569Me, but with Carmen.
>>33216895I made two 3x3 charts, favorite albums from before I was born and favorite albums from after I was born. That's it, that's the full extent of my music charting.
>>33216904>favorite albums from before I was born and favorite albums from after I was bornThat's pretty neat. I have never considered making a chart like that.
>>33216898No, they're heretics.
I'd only date someone who affirms the Nicene Creed.
>>33216906Not yet you're not...
>>33216906Why? Are you sure you should be?
>>33216898I wouldn't date a schizophrenic. Anyone who believes in a religion is psychotic.
It makes me laugh a little coming on /adv/ and here. You see men that claim they have these girlfriends or wives that have all of these attributes that are perfect, do whatever they want, but that there's always a thing about the relationship or woman that they don't like. Communication isn't there and no one really understands how to get their point across anyway, so it hits the boiling point where they want to break up or outright cheat on them. Usually over something not really that big of a deal when you look at it as an outsider, just people being stupid and unable to look past ego, pride, or hurt feelings to see the easy way to fix the issues. So these women change or they don't, but they're broken up with, cheated on, or both regardless.
>>33216927The people who tend to come to 4chan are socially maladapted people who have trouble with their connections.
>>33216921>I use medical terminology without understanding it.I store things alphabetically sometimes, I'm so ocd!
>>33216933>um, ack-tually
>>33216769I didn't really want a "freak" in bed. Just vanilla sex that's frequent and passionate.
holy shit the threads today have been awful
>>33216939It's almost like I have autism.
>>33216931They are, but you see this with normalfags too. They discard good things because they don't want to do any work and they certainly don't want to put away their pride to do it. Meanwhile men here itch for love and someone to look at them the same way while these now broken women just loom around with baggage and trust issues. It's a bizarre cycle.
>>33216941Make them better, Sarge.
>>33216927All normies do is lie. It's their sole function to lie about how perfect their lives are.
>>33216950Are they lying? There's no real way to tell.
>>33216953It is hard to tell. But you can assume they are. I know plenty of normies who were lying about their lovely relationships and lives, but only found out they were lying because someone had told me how fucked up things are behind the curtain. They are incredible actors and show face when socializing.
>>33216944It is, yeah. I think the issue is entitlement, people feeling like they are owed things for existing. The boomers and such have made “work for what you got” so demonized and laughable that it’s gone too far the other way. Which is ironic because that means if you do work, your work is going to far exceed others. There’s so little competition because everyone sits around and does nothing and just wants to settle and hide in comfort.
There is nothing that scares a normie more than being seen as a loser.
how do I get a weeb gf with big boobs?
>>33216885I mean that too
I asked out boys twice in my life, once when I was 13 and a month ago. They both rejected me. But admittedly they were both much more attractive than me
>>33216898If he stopped doing weird Mormon stuff. I’d be okay if hes an atheist or converted to a tamer sect like Protestantism or Catholicism or even another religion like Judaism. But Mormonism itself is too weird for me. Nothing wrong against Mormon culture it’s just the religion that freaks me out it’s really culty
>>33216972Boob autist, are you /fit/?
>>33216984But he wants a harem to make spirit babies with on his new planet :(
>>33216984>Nothing wrong against Mormon culture it’s just the religion that freaks me outSeems hard to separate the two desu. The culture is downstream of the religion.
>>33216941Too many women.
Is this thread dead?
>>33216988Sorry monogamy only, I’m not a sex toy or incubator
>>33216986no... I'm just skinny.
I would try to get abs.
>>33216990You're right. I prefer talking to nihilistic incel narcissists.
>>33216993Hey, two of those things describe me.
>>33216992I'd hit the gym. And start stacking your chips.
>>33216991Both threads seem dead, this one slightly less so
>>33216996I like being skinny desu. I just want to have lo bf and abs.
>>33216991There are two threads, and they're both even deader than usual with two threads on a Friday.
Time to cook dinner and maybe make a cocktail while listening to music.
Anons, genuine question
Why do men like to be really possessive when be their wives when they get married? I don’t mean like lovey dovey “you’re all mine” behavior I mean like talking about their wife like they’re a possession
I don’t understand why they seem to do that. I don’t even know if they think of them like that I guess it’s just the language but it kinda freaks me out. Do they don’t want autonomy for their wives?
I grew up in a household without my dad and my mom making a lot more money than he every could so I never saw this stuff up close growing up
>>33217004I haven't noticed that. My married friends ask their wives permission to go places, lol.
>>33217004Oh my god there’s a lot of typos here I’m sorry I’m on my phone, the screen is kinda gross rn and I’m really bad at phone typing
I got a date but he has the same name as a distant cousin. Is this bad? Is this like incest?
>>33216672How do you support it? Pegging?
>>33217012Are you going to ghost this one too?
>>33217015Nta. I think that might help prevent it.
>>33216709No. That's like herding cats. But I also am kind of afraid of psycho manwhores. Middle ground. Men that can bang a bit.
>>33217022Male virgins are pussies?
>>33217015Why do some men like pegging? That seems disgusting to me. And realistically how do either either the guy or guy find enjoyment in that? There’s no genitals
>>33217029NTA but some men find a lot of pleasure when their prostates are pressed down on.
>>33217004>talking about their wife like they’re a possessionCan you give a specific example? I haven't noticed this with anyone I know.
>>33217004F
I don't understand it either. He can do whatever because I love him beyond physical 3d limitations.
>>33217029Men can easily come from that you know? And a man will have had thousands of "normal" orgasms and then discovers this completely different way
>>33217029Im not into it personally, but the prostate has more nerve endings than the penis does.
>>33216975I want to sit on his face.
>>33217038>>33217029Are you two submissives? Most sub women are ick'd by it
>33217004
Men become possessive of their wife. She's his and he's her's. i don't se what the issue is. Assuming you have a good man, what is the issue?
>>33217042But what about the emotional arousal of being dominant? Do men not like being dominant in the same way most of us like being submissive? Or I guess myself I don’t talk to other women about that much
>>33216790I actually didn't post much today. Went hard.
>>33217052There are more dominant men than submissive/flexible men, but the average woman is more submissive than the average man is dominant.
>>33217047Yes. I don’t want to be judgmental but I find it icky. I want to be the one in the bed getting held and plowed.. not the other way around
Disclaimer I am a virgin though
>>33217046WHY CAN'T IT BE MEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>33217017Who did I ghost before? I haven't been on any dates
>>33217063That makes sense. Btw, are you the femanon that's going to have 10 of my children?
>>33217059That’s seems kinda weird to me. I feel like dominance would be more common among humans? I’m submissive but the way people talk about submission it makes me feel like I’m weird for being that way
>>33217066I thought you were a different femanon.
>>33216996I've been eating a bunch of junk. I need to stop. I should remain skinny.
>>33217070>I feel like dominance would be more common among humans?The desire for social dominance is, but not sexual dominance. But being submissive really isn't weird for women, especially younger women.
>>33217076Just don't do it again
I want to play vidya, but I'm sleepy...
I'm tired...
Need gf...
Boobs...
>>33217081Why, what's the worst that could happen?
>>33217046These are holy, healing words. Thank you for your service.
God I need his cock so bad
>>33217086Exhib will rape you. He has done it before.
>>33217080Wait what does age have to do with it? Do older women like to dominate?
The way I hear people talk about sex here at my college makes it sound like all straight women mostly like submission and all straight men really REALLY like dominace
It's crazy how many dudes would rather put up with a woman who does literally nothing for him but leech resources than to just be alone. Why are you guys like this? Stop supporting these womanchildren
I told y'all that femanons would be ovulating this week
>>33217090What if it isn't white?
>>33217095Ovulation should be happening in a couple days actually
>>33217095I already ovulated
You guys never think about me or notice me
>>33217102Do you want me to thknk about you?
>>33217101Did you know if you “x” it sounds like “sexsexsexsexsex”?
>>33217095Jokes on you. The seas run salty red with the wine of lost potential
>>33217093I think some guys play it up since we know you like it. There's also a large social penalty for men admitting to being submissive, or even switches. Older women aren't usually dominant, they're simply less kinky in general. Remember they didn't watch porn, or read fan fiction.
>>33217097I only take BBC
>>33217097He can tell me then, not you
But I'm pretty sure he said it's pink.
>>33217110>they didn't watch pornlisten grandpa, unless you're talking about 70+ yo women you're delusional
>>33217095They're even more insufferable when they're ovulating.
>>33217118Isn't he half Asian?
>>33217110Wait it’s not so other guys think you’re really dominant?
Anyways I honestly don’t feel like I’m kinky I just want normal sex but that happens to mean I’m submitting, is it not?
>>33217121He's blended. White on White. Literally.
>>33217120Probably because you're a faggot
>>33217122Held down and plowed sounds a little kinky to me
I really want a gf, I can't stand it anymore. This is not okay guyse. This has to stop.
>>33217128I'm not. Women are just awful.
>>33217122>Wait it’s not so other guys think you’re really dominant?Not really. Maybe my friends are different, but we don't talk about sex with each other.
Anyways because of the pandemic happening when I was in high school I didn’t really get a sex education outside fanfiction and porn and a bit of what my mom told me.
T.20f
>>33217133It's just gross to hear about it constantly.
>>33217132Meh you'll get over it
>>33217133Ban evading again, huh? That was kind of funny.
>>33217131Wait that’s kinky? I thought that was vanilla..
>>33217135zoomers just
@grok how is babby formed
>>33217135>was in hs during covidHoly shit I'm old. I'm only 23 but that put into perspective how different our experiences were. And how long it has been since I was in hs.
Omg. I really need to get a gf before I turn 25...
>>33217138No.
If that’s kinky what is vanilla then..?
>>33217142See? Zoomers are so kinky you think mild kinks are vanilla.
Femanon, I am currently levitating on 4 days nofap.
>>33217147Missionary for an hour straight whe I stare into your eyes without blinking.
>>33217147Just sex without being held down
>>33217141I haven't been banned for a while. At least a year.
>>33217150Well I am now. But it's weird stuff
>>33217155I’m sorry I didn’t initially say being held down I just said being held. I just wait a guy to put his hand on my hips or wait or throat or boobs I don’t know I just want to be touched. I mean I’m not opposed to being held down but that’s not what I originally said
>>33217159>boobsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>33217012>Is this like incest?You haven't slept with him yet, right? Then it can't be.
>>33217161..sorry? It’s just part of my body there’s nothing weird about it
>>33217164That's the boob autist, he's annoying.
>>33217159You're right. I guess I projected that onto you. My bad.
>>33217122>Wait it’s not so other guys think you’re really dominantlol no
>>33217162But if I did it would be incest
>>33217175Don't sleep with him then.
>>33217135I have bad news: The pandemic didn't do that. That's pretty normal for public school.
women do you believe you would you survive alone in the wilderness at least if wilderness conditions were favorable and you had a few tools?
if no, would you be able to do it with another person? would it matter if it was a man or a woman?
>>33217070>the way people talk about submission it makes me feel like I’m weird for being that wayHow so?
>>33217122>I just want normal sex but that happens to mean I’m submitting, is it not?Can you share how you are defining "normal sex" and "submitting"?
>>33217164>..sorry? It’s just part of my body there’s nothing weird about itthere's a schizphrenic looper in this thread who talks about boobs 8 hours a day while masturbating to lolicon
>>33217180They gave a me a single semester health class that was entitled online automated. It seemed it was a readymade course for the entire country so it had zero sex ed outside of a single chapter that basically Only said “abstain from sex, and if you don’t abstain you should wear a condom”. Nothing about anatomy or relationships or even pregnancy
A few months ago I transferred to university and my university made me take a course on consent as part of orientation but all it really was about was not being abusive to your partner and telling boys to not be rapists
>>33217192Too far. You're projecting.
>>33217195he's also an indian man, 4'6", and wears a diaper
>>33217194Yeah, both of those mirror my experience in school ten years ago.
War never changes.
watched some old omegle vid where the girl tels this big dicked guy that she feels bad about this nice guy she met because they match on everything but he has a small dick and then licks her tits for the other guy on omegle
is this blackpilling or just meh?
>>33217186>how soIdk I just see a lot of women on campus talk about being dominant while acting submissive is usually seen as taboo
>can you shareLike missionary? Lots of kissing and sweet nothings. He does most of the moving while touching and staring at me, maybe holding my legs pressing on my belly or pinning my wrists
I don’t think that’s kinky?
>>33217209Yeah but I live in a very liberal area so everyone thinks that I got a more comprehensive sex ed and I don’t really want to tell them that I don’t know everything they think I know,
anonettes have ruled this place for too long. This is retard territory
>>33217216you're just fucking retarded
you could learn as much as you wanted in an hour on wikipedia
>>33217219>i’m from /pol/ and I say kill em all!could someone post the gif for me?
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>>33217223>soijackdont care nigger
>>33217216I hate to say it but the 'jak poster is right. Show some responsibility.
>>33217227i care not for /pol/ i only want them to fuck offf
>>33217223Yeah I tend to look on Wikipedia but I think we both know that Wikipedia is not very comprehensive
I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia it’s one of my top websites all I know now on this regard is the female reproductive system
If you asked me what the prostrate does or where it is I couldn’t tell you even know I’ve read it multiple it one times
>>33217177I think you're the only one who disagrees
>>33217211>Like missionary? Lots of kissing and sweet nothings. He does most of the moving while touching and staring at me, maybe holding my legs pressing on my belly or pinning my wrists>I don’t think that’s kinky?It doesn't sound like you're submitting, no.
>Idk I just see a lot of women on campus talk about being dominant while acting submissive is usually seen as tabooAre they talking about being socially dominant (independent woman, girl boss, etc) or specifically dominating men in bed?
>>33217237>If you asked me what the prostrate does or where it is I couldn’t tell you even know I’ve read it multiple it one timesThat's on you, desu.
>>33217237>If you asked me what the prostrate does or where it is I couldn’t tell you even know I’ve read it multiple it one timesWhat detail are you expecting normal public school graduates to know? I know it's in the ass and it makes guys feel good. Why do you feel some sort of way about it otherwise?
>>33217240That’s not submitting? What does submitting look like?
>socially or sexuallyBoth I guess
>>33217237>If you asked me what the prostrate does or where it is I couldn’t tell you even know I’ve read it multiple it one timesThis is just low IQ and lack of reading comprehension.
>>33217237>If you asked me what the prostrate does or where it is I couldn’t tell you even know I’ve read it multiple it one timesThat's the pump that sends out cum
>>33217245I’m literally studying at a top 20 university lol
Why do women ruin everything? Even ATOGA.
>>33217250It's what they're made for.
>>33217175It doesn't legally count as incest if it's a 3rd cousin or further.
>>33217249Just proving his point
>>33217242Are you going to tell me everyone thinks the baby grows in the vagina?
>>33217249How are you this helpless
>>33217188how long do you think you could make it?
>>33217255How am I helpless?
>>33217243You guess? Are they literally talking about sex acts with you? I have a really hard time believing that the zoomer (gen alpha?) women these days are exclusively talking about using strap-on's and sexually humiliating men and making them lick her toes.
Are you perhaps talking about the dating scene? "You gotta keep him wrapped around your finger" "You need to keep the power in the relationship" "Keep him coming back for more"? That is very different than what goes on during literal actual sex.
>>33217249If anything that proves retardation. Never met anyone who went to a good uni who isn't either an absolute retard or an autistic STEMcel
>>33217252What if I can't think of anyone but my cousin
>>33217257Personally I'm not attracted to any big-name celebrities, because dating them would be a nightmare.
>>33217265Then don't date him I suppose.
>>33217257Because she's a tryhard
>>33217262Oh I’m studying Math and cs :(
I don’t really like to talk about it because it turns men off
>>33217248moidmoidmoidmoid: command not found
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Should I tell my parents I’m gay
>>33217272>I don’t really like to talk about it because it turns men offUm what?
>>33217257She's a worse bogged version of Taylor Swift
>I've never listened to any of her songs, it's just the vibe I get
>>33217276Are they supportive of gay people?
>>33217242>What detail are you expecting normal public school graduates to know? I know it's in the ass and it makes guys feel good. Why do you feel some sort of way about it otherwise?He wants to get pegged by a muscle mommy
>>33217278Men don’t like girls that study stem especially math and cs
>>33217257Why am I hearing about her constantly? Is someone trying to force this as a meme?
>>33217257Whore vibe but not even in a sexy way
>>33217280Come to think of it, I probably shouldn’t. Fuck, I’m stupid
I wish it was possible for me to live the life of a female for a couple years to see all the jewish lies they're bombarded with and have no idea
do you know what I mean?
>>33217237>>33217216I would like you to know that your zoomer written dialect of run-on sentences and refusal to use punctuation is very difficult for others to understand. This isn't a chat room. You don't have to put a line down after every sentence. If you are tempted to line down, try placing a period there:
>Yeah I tend to look on Wikipedia but I think we both know that Wikipedia is not very comprehensive. I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia it’s one of my top websites all I know now on this regard is the female reproductive system. If you asked me what the prostrate does or where it is I couldn’t tell you even know I’ve read it multiple it one timesBetter would be this:
>Yeah, I tend to look on Wikipedia but I think we both know that Wikipedia is not very comprehensive. I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia. It’s one of my top websites. All I know now in this regard is the female reproductive system. If you asked me what the prostrate does or where it is, I couldn’t tell you even though I’ve read about it multiple times.
>>33217284I'm a millennial man. Did zoomers decide women aren't baddies if they're nerdy?
>>33217272I will be the only honest moid, math is more of a turn off, most men do not like it if a girl is smarter than them
>dumb foid blowing loads of money on a useless college degree and bragging about it
I had this on my bingo card, but it's the free space.
>>33217286She's a female popstar so she gets pushed
>>33217257I don't know Sabrina Carpenter from a hole in the ground. If it weren't for this thread I'd have never seen her.
>>33217288>homoProbably, yeah. A lot of them insist it's still straight because it's technically a woman still doing it, but how is it straight when said woman is imitating homosexual sex on you?
>>33217296Sorry I forgot one period and a coma..?
I’ve been on this website for over a year and nobody has commented on this before
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>>33217297I guess? Men just don’t seem to like nerd girls even, every nerdy desperate virgin men. I didn’t know it used to be different
>>33217257She's like the epitome of what women think men find attractive
Which is weird because when's not all dolled up she looks good
>>33217312That's Sabrina Carpenter in your pic?
>>33217308Pretty sure it's the makeup
She overdoes it
>>33217254That is extraordinarily different from knowing the function of the prostate. Really it comes down to relevancy: How relevant is it to know where a baby grows? Anyone who has a child will be dealing with all the medical effects of pregnancy, which will involve knowing about what is happening in the mother's uterus.
How relevant is it to know where a prostate is or what it does? The main relevant information about a prostate is:
>men have one>cancer sometimes happens to it>men are supposed to get it checked out periodically>that check-up can involve getting a rectal examinationWhich is also more relevant for a man to know. A woman can get away her whole life without knowing a prostate exists. Hell, a man can get away with never knowing it exists either. It is much easier to ignore prostate cancer than it is to ignore a pregnancy.
>>33217311nta but a chick that played WoW or D&D was a fine catch in the 2000s
>>33217312Do you really think picrel is not “dolled up”? lol men can’t even tell when we wear makeup let alone dress up for you
>>33217284Ma'am do you have any idea how rare those women are in the wild? I have two STEM degrees and met maybe 20 women in those classes.
>>33217316God damn I love thighs
>>33217311>I guess? Men just don’t seem to like nerd girls even, every nerdy desperate virgin men. I didn’t know it used to be differentNTA. There are women who built careers off of the nerd girl fantasy in the 2000s.
>>33217312>not all dolled upSHe is wearing the wiggiest wig of all the wigs in this photo
>>33217319There is a difference between
>>33217312 and
>>33217316I didn't say she wasn't wearing makeup
Just she's isn't wearing her freak stuff
>>33217318My mom met my stepdad on WoW in like 2005 i think
Im not very proud of that. Last time i mentioned it my other board just teased me and said they wanted to fuck my mom
>>33217312She looks hot here
>>33217316And almost scary here
Hard to believe it's the same woman
>>33217316>>33217308Why are zoomer women so ugly?
>>33217306I added five periods. The last one isn't really necessary for comprehension. Also the typos in this section made me have to pause and figure out what you meant:
>or where it is I couldn't tell you even know I've read it multiple one timesYou really have never had anyone call you out for this? It makes you sound like you are never taking a breath.
I expect better from the rest of you anons. We'll never get literacy out of these kids if you don't shame them to keep them in line.
>>33217323Sorry that fantasy is totally dead now I never seen men my age talk about liking girls like me not even men in my classes. I feel so unlovable
>>33217329>they wanted to fuck my momI guess that's proof man like nerds?
Why am I the only one who finds
>>33217316 hot as fuck
>>33217339Sorry, that's rough.
What is it zoomer guys even want?
>>33217329>My mom met my stepdad What was it like hearing him fuck your mom?
>>33217343We're looking at her face.
>>33217328LMFAO ARE TOU BEING SERIOUS
“No makeup makeup” is still makeup lol, it usually just means using tinted foundation instead of high coverage foundation
Those freckles are probably fake too lol, you’re really gullible
>>33217343Idk
She gives of the same energy as a 80 year old with bleached hair
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>>33217316>>33217343This is a 47 year old woman going through menopause.
>>33217316It's everything: her whorish sexual mannerisms, how she dresses, and the fact that she's misandric toward men for, ironically enough, their sexual proclivities
>>33217350When did I say she wasn't wearing makeup?
>>33217340I’m not interested in older men from the 2000s I want a guy from my college or town
>>33217344It seems like they don’t want anything it’s like they either asexual or only interested in pornstars
>>33217346Never heard it
>>33217119>listen grandpa, unless you're talking about 70+ yo women you're delusionalNTA. Did women really watch VHS porn?
>>33217352Please go outside she looks like maybe 27
>>33217364NTA. I work in a bar, and I'd assume she's middle aged.
>>33217343I think I'd like it a lot more without the brown lipstick. She's also doing that ugly Audrey Tautou smile where she pinches it in too hard so the inner skin flips out and it whiskers like a butthole. The contour under the apples of her cheeks lines up with the corners of her smile line, deepening the appearance of her nasolabial fold which ages her.
When I held a finger over the bottom half of her face it improved a lot.
>>33217339>>33217344>>33217361>It seems like they don’t want anything it’s like they either asexual or only interested in pornstarsThat's what happens when men feel demonized for 20 years
From Kindergarten and up all I ever heard female teachers talk about were how men were bad and women were good, and that men need to stay away from women.
>>33217361>It seems like they don’t want anything it’s like they either asexual or only interested in pornstarsActual pornstars? Or the pornstar "look?"
>>33217366I also work in a bar and your facial recognition sucks. She looks 20s at best.
>>33217373>20s at bestSo you think she could pass for 19?
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>>33217364Ok, and picrel is 25
zoomer women age like milk
>>33217378Honestly yeah, if she walked up to me and was 19 I’d be surprised but not shocked.
>>33217379And the skincare habits of millennial and gen x women are any better?
>>33217366You are a huge liability for your bar if you think everyone is 20 years older than they are. Had you considered that your sense of age is off because 17 year olds keep convincing you they’re actually 23?
Anyways could you tell me where your bar is? I don’t have a fake
>>33217352That make up is sooooooooooooooooooooo dated it hurts
>>33217384She wants us to think she’s from the 60s
>>33217339>>33217371Men are becoming the "beautiful ones" of the mouse utopia. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun#Mouse_experiments
whoever ends up with me is going to have to be okay with me being a massive idiot sometimes but also thinking im clever and wanting to be taken seriously a lot. but i was looking at drawings of robot characters with feelings on pinterest and there's this trope of like someone repairing them and seeing all the wires and gears and the robot being embarassed and i was like "wow that's such a fun trope and i like the intimacy and bonding and trust i wish there was a human version of letting someone repair your inner mechanical workings so you feel better" and it was a genuine hour past that thought before i realized "OH WAIT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A METAPHOR FOR SEX!??!" or at least being naked or something but holy hell i am thick
>>33217368Idk what you just said but dicks horny!
>>33217372Does the difference matter? They have ridiculous standards
>>33217371Anon I’m sorry but I highly doubt that
>>33217363Also nta. My grandmother decided to rent a porn tape for the first time at the age of 65, in 1999. You never know.
>>33217393>Anon I’m sorry but I highly doubt thatIt happened where I went to school, and it got worse and worse.
In 8th grade we had sex ed and the teacher demonized men the entire time talking about sex while she praised the women.
women
What do you feel if your bf gets his ass kicked?
>>33217398nta, i just cannot believe you at all. if that truly happened then i'm very sorry and you grew up in an insane cult but this is ridiculous, comedically so. tasteless dated SNL skit levels of stupid sounding.
>>33217403yes, public education is just like that
>>33217405Nta but my pubic education wasn't like that.
>>33217385Well she's failing.1960's was more light colors, well blended pink blush, bright clean look, massive doe eyes. The brown colors, high contrast round blush, ruddy lip, and cut crease eyeshadow is 1980's at the oldest. It was a really popular look in the early 00s.
>>33217391Thanks for reading regardless!
>>33217383>You are a huge liability for your bar if you think everyone is 20 years older than they are. Had you considered that your sense of age is off because 17 year olds keep convincing you they’re actually 23?Middle aged would be 13 years older not 20. But we don't have a lot of white women patrons, actually it's mostly asians. So it's possible that biases me. My white I know personally look younger than her though (despite ranging from 25-36).
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>>33217352>>33217379Older generations were so lucky, zoomers get slop while they got the best.
>>33217405No it’s not lmfao
I was in middle school during the 2016 election in a very liberal city and I never saw the boys get talked down to even when they repeated the stupid sexist shit they were being spoonfed on YouTube
>>33217403>nta, i just cannot believe you at all.Well how old are you?
If you're over 30 then we had a completely different school system.
>>33217417Also does your bar have the same lighting as a red carpet lol? The type of lighting she’s under in pics like that ages her compared to real life, similar to how high coverage foundation and concealer can age you
>>33217418Its not our fault our moms who looked like that married ugly men and we were born looking like our fathers.
Men would you date a girl with a very assymetrical face?
>>33217422Anon there is no school where that would be socially acceptable. Im saying that as someone whose 6th grade health teacher was an obese pedophile
Your teacher probably just warned the girls to be careful around boys and 13 year old you misconstrued that as meaning she hates men because you were just a kid and now it lives as an exaggerated memory
>>33217435simple answer, yes.
>get into an argument with my boyfriend
>I tell him "Oh, shut the fuck up, you balding little gremlin. It's really hard to take anything you say seriously when you're 5'4 and have about as much hair as a rock. It's weird that I take anything you say seriously, come to think, you're such a joke of a person. Absolutely pathetic, I deserve a reward for not laughing any time I think of you."
>he goes quiet and doesn't reply
did I go too far
>>33217435Our genetics would be a real dice roll since my face is very asymmetrical too
>>33217440No. Go stuff his nuts up his butt.
>>33217440yeah. what you did destroyed his sense of love for you more than almost anything else. it's just a matter of time for his brain to catch up to his heart for him to leave you
>>33217440I know this is a joke and all but I know some people actually whip out personal attacks like this during arguments with their partners. Absolutely baffles me. How could they not feel terrible shame and regret for saying it? How do their partners sleep at night after this is said to them?
Anons do those AI attractiveness rating things truthful? I tested it and got 8/10 on most of my pics and thought it was glazing me but then my online friends posted their scores and they got like 4s 5s and 6s
>>33217450>How could they not feel terrible shame and regret for saying it?Most of them do
>>33217414>>33217403>>33217393I'm 30M, and anon's experiences sound similar to mine.
>>33217440Yes that’s is emotional abuse. If you love him you’d apologize
t.F
>>33217440No since this occurred in your imagination
>>33217453>>33217454Found the anons who have said terrible things to their partners
>>33217462Femanons, how big is big enough to have that attitude?
it's storming and the fucking AC broke. my bed is going to be a mucky swamp by the morning. this sucks. so much. men. why did you summon zeus to torment me
>>33217466Only during the breakups.
>>33217455Seems like it's not a universal problem.
>>33217453>>33217454How does it keep happening then? The options are either that they believe the terrible things they say or that they don't believe it but are just choosing the cruelest thing to say purely because it hurts them. Choosing something that will rattle around in their partner's head and chip away at their self esteem. Why would you want to shatter someone like that, someone you claim to love? If they have done something so terrible to make you so mad to want to punish them in that way, why even stay together?
>>33217466Yes, and I regret it.
>>33217479Was there any truth to the things you said?
>>332174685 is average right? I’d say 5
Most men seem to think they’re 8 inch though. Any guy who lies about his size doesn’t deserve that attitude
>>33217472Huh, strangely enough I've noticed that. Even the sweetest of girls can go "Fuck you I hate you" if you tell them you're breaking up with them. I broke up once with a really kind girl over text because I didn't want to have the conversation in-person. She was really emotional the first day but didn't say anything mean; the next day she sent several enraged messages.
Boys just a reminder, you can’t include your balls in your length, we’re not that dumb we know you’re not 8 inches we can see it
There’s nothing to be ashamed about I think penis length is mostly a thing men tease other men over
>>33217470We suffer the gods' wrath together. We will endure together.
inb4 dicklet defense force
>>33217503Literally no man includes the balls
Women, what wacky things do you do with your friends?
>>33217515Like 80% of the time when men tell me their size it’s always 8 inches, I refuse to believe that many men at 8 inches. And sometimes they send me pics too and it’s VERY obviously they’re not 8 in
>>33217523Nothing I don’t have friends anymore
When I was 15 I touched my bisexual friends clit, I didn’t really like that
>>33217503>we can see itYou're not supposed to include the balls, but you ARE supposed to include the non-visible length beneath the fat of your pubic area. Because that "hidden" length still gets used during sex. All reputable size studies use that measurement. Can't rely on your eyes alone!
>>33217533I don’t think 3 inches are hiding under the cups
>>33217526They probably measure from the bottom so it includes the curve. You're supposed to measure from the top.
>>33217537*fupa
Not “cups”, my phone doesn’t think that’s a word
>>33217539..curve?
>>33217503You got a dick pic recently, didn't you?
>>33217526Women are usually wrong by 2 inches when they estimate so they are just pushing their luck
>>33217539oh heck no, if I measured from the bottom to include the curve I could claim ridiculous size. I'm just 7.5 inches along the top, nothing special. I know what I really got is girth
>>33217544>..curve?My dick curves upward, that's not uncommon, right?
>>33217545I got a lot.. one or two hundred I think last year, but not recently
>>33217552Damn, are you on twitch or something?
>>33217537Probably not 3 yeah, but depends on how much fat is down there, it varies from person to person. Very easy to have a whole inch beneath the fat.
>>33217551I wouldn’t know I’ve never seen one IRL
>>33217539>>33217550why shouldn't you include the curve?
you know the vaginal canal isn't a straight line, right?
>>33217483>>33217497Yeah, but the truth can easily be wielded in a cruel manner, doesn’t make it good or right. I hate that I said those things regardless.
>>33217558I’ve personally never measured the depth of my vaginal canal
>>33217558Not sure. Every study I've seen measures it from the top.
>>33217557>I wouldn’t know I’ve never seen one IRLSo who's showing you their dick that's not actually 8 inches?
>>33217558it's cheating. simple as
>>33217569That's because most men don't have the God upward curve
>>33217571Don't be brainwashed by curvlets
I want him to want to fuck me
>>33217578You're saying he doesn't?
>>33217584No he only did it because I asked and I'm worried I raped him
>>33217570The over a hundred men that sent me images of their erect penises
>>33217588>The over a hundred men that sent me images of their erect penisesDid you ask?
>>33217602No lol, just said I was a virgin looking for my first boyfriend. Probably should have excluded the virgin part
>>33217605Sounds like something redditers would do
>>33217586Can you provide some context?
Anons I want to sad masturbate but my cat needs snuggles. He won’t stop laying on me and putting his paws on my boobs
What do I do?
>>33217611He knows you're sad and doesn't want you to be.
>>33217611I'm sorry anon, you're just going to have to choose between pussy and pussy.
>>33217611Why are you sad?
>>33217626Lonely virgin who did no work today
I KICKED HIM OUT AND I HEAR SAD MEOWING
>>33217636>Lonely virgin who did no work todayOh, yeah, me too. My cat is dead though, so I'd enjoy the cuddles while you still can :(
>>33217638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aGIlmWhh18
>>33217564that would be pointless anyway seeing as it expands and contracts based on what is in it, horny levels, etc
>>33217641Omg that’s so adorable
I want a sweet guy like that
>>33217638Are you going to shlick, or let him hang out?
>>33217646Unironically what a real alpha male is
>>33217681Alpha males prefer dogs, cats are for girls
>>33217694beta males prefer dogs because thats the only way they can get someone to be loyal to them, even though dogs only do that because you feed them
>>33217719It is what it is, there are no tough guys who choose cats
Cats are never loyal btw, they will eat your corpse if you die in your room, cope it however you want
Whereas mans best friend recognizes that you are more than just resources, they really love you
>>33215526yes, i am hot as fuck
>>33215592uh, i don't "self sabotage" as much as i "end the situation" that isn't suiting me or my needs
>>33217719moids will be triggered over this simple fact
>>33217752>Cats are never loyal btwMy cat is sleeping right next to my keyboard and when I go to bed she sleeps right next to my pillow
Cope
>>33217611>>33217638What did you masturbate to?
This split in threads is tearing atoga apart ;-;
I just want us all to be able to enjoy a thread together
>>33217868>This split in threads is tearing atoga apart ;-;I think that's the point
>>33217641Women, how icked would this makes you?
>>33217940What's your favorite feature?
>>33217151I need him to need me.
>>33215541Same. Do you also have the little backpack?
>>33215536Although known for their extremely high quality manufacturing and knack for precision the Swiss were never able to produce a halfway functioning tank. Curious.
>>33217946big anime boobies
>>33217523I wish I had a gal pal to be autistic with. But I think one keeps sending her husband to try and bang me. And I'm sketched out and think she is a cuck.
>>33217523eat hot chip, lie, be bisexual