i need to have sex or i will die - /adv/ (#33216932) [Archived: 1019 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:34:05 AM No.33216932
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im tired of jorking it my whole life (19) but want something similarly easy/low commitment
i also dont want to catch aids
should i just start cold approaching at a uni campus? im kind of average so idk if it will work but no other choices because my social circles are all men
>you sound shallow
yes. i disassociate from my own life, i couldnt deal with the worries of another person/someone else taking my hoe/shit tests. i just wanna smash
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:46:38 AM No.33216966
retarded
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:49:19 AM No.33216971
>>33216932 (OP)
Look online for glory hole meet ups
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:01:05 AM No.33217006
>>33216971
i dont want to have sex with men
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:02:25 AM No.33217011
>>33217006
Who said they would be men? Use your imagination
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Zach
6/14/2025, 5:08:15 AM No.33217027
Buddy, you're going to go through an entire incel phase if you just learn to be happy alone first okay? Fuck all this bullshit about what people project on you. Be happy alone. If you be happy alone, then you can try to date single women. Look at your happiness being alone as your back-up to never finding love.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:09:26 AM No.33217032
If you got money just see an escort. They're some cheap ones out there, just use a condom obviously. Unless you are social and good with women good luck trying to find a fuck buddy.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:27:12 AM No.33217088
>>33217011
>>33217032
you guys are crazy
i will find these vulernable hoes and convince them to sleep with me somehow (not money)
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:39:39 AM No.33217143
>>33216932 (OP)
grippy socks?? tell me more
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:51:40 AM No.33217185
>>33217088
then why are bitching about it retard, shut the fuck up and stop crying pussy
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:56:59 AM No.33217200
>>33217185
you gotta tell me how
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:14:21 AM No.33217246
>>33216932 (OP)
You won't die without sex. Stop being dramatic. Work to improve yourself and maybe you'll attract more women.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:04:44 AM No.33218016
>>33216932 (OP)
Just walk up to a woman and say "Hi. Wanna fuck?"

Either way, it saves time.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:14:41 AM No.33218036
>>33217143
It'd be painful
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:16:36 AM No.33218038
>>33216932 (OP)
You should try approaching normal levels of functioning
Funny image
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:37:43 AM No.33218081
cw
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>>33217143
grippy socks, grippy box
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:39:46 AM No.33218085
>>33216932 (OP)
>easy/low commitment
you probably don't qualify for this
work on your game and get a practice gf
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:26:42 PM No.33218507
>>33218085
first non troll reply
fuck this website i will be back when i get a gf or get rejected 20-30 times whatever happens
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:41:45 PM No.33218724
>>33216932 (OP)
Honestly in college, I would just try and expand your social circle. If it doesn’t have girls in it join something that has girls. Meet people. It’s a lot easier than cold approach frankly…and cold approach is designed for places where you don’t have a reputation to care about. Anyway, build a great life -> get girls is the way to do it. Like honestly just being social, friendly and fit will get you a girlfriend sooner than you think. Cold approach in a lot of ways is an online scam. I mean it can work, it’s worked for me before, but it’s really difficult especially if you’re average. And if you’re self described average your goal should be to be become above average. Above average style, above average fitness, above average sociability.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:46:59 PM No.33218747
>>33216932 (OP)
Your best bet is hookers.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 5:10:50 PM No.33218802
>>33216932 (OP)
i love you