I may actually have a sexual encounter soon and I am woefully unprepared as a nearing 30 porn addict. What are some things in porn that never translate to real life intimacy well? I really need to know so my goon brain doesn't go and fuck this up.

>>33221872 (OP)
Don't try anal

quit gooning asap or you may embarrass yourself by being unable to perform

>>33221881
I didn't know the sheldon poster frequented these parts.

With who? The reason men fail to perform is always nerves. You literally can't be nervous and get a hard on at once. I lost my v card at 30 and she couldn't believe I had never done it before, but I lost it to someone I loved and trusted. It came naturally because I wanted to do it with her. There was nothing to be nervous about. Just enjoy the moment and the time with your partner.

If you're going to a whore, I implore you to reconsider. You're just gonna walk away with trauma and losing it that way is not going to fix any of your pervieved problems. It will only make more. If that's what worries you.

>>33221931
No whores. Only goong through with it if this person I care about want to as well. I am an extreme anxiety person though so I may not follow through. I can tell tension has been building up between is though. Good chance I may let it slip away. Not sure yet.

>>33221996
Just chill. Hang out beforehand, see a movie or something. Make small passes like accidentally bumping into her while walking too close or whatever. Have fun while you're out. Be confident. You'll know when to make a move.

Girls have ways of letting you know with their body language. If you sit beside her, let your legs lightly touch. If she faces her body towards you a lot or doesn't call out physical touch you're good. Play on that a bit. Nudge her on a joke or banter or whatever. When you get her home tell her you feel how you do, and if she recipricates go for something small physically.

You don't need to be a bitch or outright "ask permission." Just read the signs and say what you feel. My girl sat on my couch in a very inviting way and was basically posing herself for me. I brought up about how long we knew each other, how I felt and then moved closer. Grabbed her hand, asked if this was ok. Got a yes and continued. Just pay attention to how she acts with her body, how she reacts to you making contact. You'll know. If she's even willing to come back with you in a private setting, you're already halfway there

>>33221881
Most women nowadays actually want you to put it in their ass

>>33221996
I've had sex with a guy who was so nervous he couldn't get hard, so we left his dick out the first few times. Then he got comfy and we have no problems since.
It is not an embarrassment to not get hard. Sex is not just dick->into something.
Also pls have fun and laugh together.

>>33221872 (OP)
>what doesn't translate into real life
All of it. None of it is real.
The first time is awkward. For everyone. No escaping it. Consider it your rite of passage. We all did it.

>>33222050
You only get that idea from porn

>>33222102
I got that idea from women constantly wanting anal sex from me, even on the first hookup

>>33221872 (OP)
Things In Porn But Not Real Life

1. Women who are always or instantly up for it.
2. Women with bodies like models
3. Men with 10 inch dicks
4. Women who eagerly leap into any perversion you suggest
5. Men (including you) who can go on for hours
6. Women who need no warming up whatsoever
7 Women who want no affection whatever.

This list could go on, but I'll finish my part of it with the biggest

8 Women who say No when they want to be forced into Yes.