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Previously on ATOGA: >>33222194

Femanons, I switched to tinder and now I am getting a bunch of matches and likes.
Hinge and bumble are dead in comparison.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33224804
Congrats, now sort through the bots and the ones actually interested and report back.

>>33224810
>>>/soc/atoga

State gender
What was the most erotic moment of your life?

Hey if I've been talking to a chick for a few days and she sent me a snapchat of some black guy she's at a bar with, should I just block her. Or should I say something to her first and then block her. Im honestly really confused as to what her motive was? Its fucking odd behavior

Moids, what do you want to seethe about, and how is it the fault of women/Jews/Blacks/etc?

Femanons, who much attention would I need to give you if I was your bf? Also what kind of attention?

>>33224819
What was the snap of?

>>33224820
Why female heteropessimism is taken so seriously but no one cares about male heteropessimism

>>33224820
I am very lonely

>>33224813
I don't think I have matched with any bots, I shared contacts with 2 already and I'm planning something currently with one and will start planning something with the other. And I'm going to ask to exchange contacts with another who.
Only one of them is unverified.

>>33224820
I'm actually good rn, usually I want to whine about tfw no gf, but I'm in the talking stages with multiple women rn.

>>33224828
Just him holding a guitar pointing at the camera

>>33224820
my situation isn't the fault of anyone but myself

>>33224817
M
When she said "please abuse me, master".

Is it bad that I’m half Jewish? I really hate it

>>33224856
m or f?

>>33224856
Only for /pol/ types and Muslims.

>>33224851
pride comes before the fall, anon. no man is an island.

>>33224856
Why?

>>33224856
YEAH WE ALL HATE U

>>33224856
No, you're fine

>>33224849
That doesn't seem like anything.

>>33224857
F20

>>33224861
Makes me uggo, I hate my nose bump

>>33224860
Little do you know

>>33224804
NAG and it's years since I used it but I also had the best results on Tinder in my country, actually went on dates with hot girls on there, Bumble was comparatively a ghost town

>>33224868
I predict you will get rhinoplasty eventually

>>33224856
>>33224868
Nah Jewish girls are cute a lot of the time, plus the tits

>>33224856
of course it is, anon. of course it is.

It’s so funny all of the half jew girls I know ended up getting nose jobs while all the full jewish girls didn’t

>>33224856
Look on the bright side: there's a half of you that isn't Jewish.

Women if you've had larger, could you truly enjoy 5" again?

>>33224878
DD good?

>>33224888
Yes and mazel tov on the DDs

>>33224817
>What was the most erotic moment of your life?
M. Being in my gf's mouth while on shrooms.

>>33224887
I can get off with just my fingers and they're far from 5 inches.

>>33224792 (OP)
There's a father's day?

I wish I had an exotic gf
Hate to just waste my life with some plain white girl

Women, what goes through your head when you get an unsolicited dick pic but the dick is larger than your current partner's?

>ughhh you wanna take me to the lake? Chad already did this....
Women

>>33224868
My current crush is a girl with a nose bump. I don't even notice and I don't think it's ugly. No reason to worry about things like that

>>33224868
>F
You'll be fine

>>33224895
Good morning Ivan

Women, how many of your bfs have been black?

>>33224902
Ivan? My name is William

>>33224903
2

Dr. Pepper time

>>33224817
>What was the most erotic moment of your life?
F
Getting groped and played with by three women at once. So many hands.

>>33224895
>I wish I had an exotic gf
Word of advice from a WoC, please don't call us exotic. It's gross.

>>33224896
>what goes through your head when you get an unsolicited dick pic
Gross

>>33224903
>how many of your bfs have been black?
None, I don't really find black men attractive, physically or socially.

>>33224894
Seeing all the father's day cards in the store makes me kinda sad lol

Alexadria?...

Drop tips for getting (formerly) normal women into FFMs

>>33224909
I wouldn't call you exotic to your face

Do women understand how sexy poetry and reading is to men?

>>33224912
I need context

>>33224909
>WoC
Is this the PC word for negress
>>33224913
Would you call it to her ass
>>33224912
Be chad
>>33224915
Being able to read is sexy now?

>>33224856
Girl, what DON'T you hate about yourself.

>>33224907
Did you go back?

>>33224916
What kind of context?

>>33224920
No

>>33224820
Yawn.

>>33224909
Hi, JH

Well, /atoga/? Should women be allowed to vote?

>>33224928
You know, when you base your entire idea of women off of OnlyFans thots, it really does make it seem like women are worthless.

>>33224928
The guy is no better than her for facilitating this degeneracy kek
Also enjoy your ban m8

>>33224918
>Is this the PC word for negress
Sort of, but I'm only mixed.

>>33224919
>Girl, what DON'T you hate about yourself.
The ass and the wallet are both fat

>>33224927
>Hi, JH
Another /atoga/ thread, another time being called JH.

>>33224928
Enjoy the ban, homie. See you in 24 hours.

>>33224927
Your radar is shit, actually.

>>33224927
I'd never post a disgusting fucking frog.

>>33224927
She does not type like that at all.

>>33224927
Pretty sure JH has dated a black guy before
There's another blatina i think

>>33224935
>>33224936
>Also enjoy your ban m8
>Enjoy the ban, homie. See you in 24 hours.
I have unlimited proxies, retards. I don't care lmao.

>>33224927
Bro is a newfag
That's actuaryanon, the autistic brown lezzer who hates men

>>33224903
Zero of my zero boyfriends have been black

Wouldn’t be against it, I like all ethnicities

>>33224909
>Getting groped and played with by three women at once
How did you get into this situation?

I’m sweating like crazy. Time to skin myself in the shower.

>>33224936
It's too bad the two of you aren't friends. You have good taste in vidya, and she's thinking of dabbling in it.

>>33224817
F. Watching my best male friend fuck my best female friend while they talked about how hot I am and how lucky they were to have me there.

ok this got me thinking, I get the point from both sides. On one hand, visual attraction isnt everything, but on the other, you cant force yourself to be attracted to a person visually
inb4 reddit post

Why do you guys not want me to vote? I like voting

>>33224932
Women are only good for their holes and for making food. Only a giant moronic simp would think there is much of a difference between onlyfans whores and your average woman.

>>33224959
do men even vote? dont they all just complain about how all politicians are pedos

>>33224959
Why do you see 1 (one) person say something and then you automatically assume that it's a great number of people saying it?

>>33224909
>or socially
Lol racist

>>33224909
>Word of advice from a WoC, please don't call us exotic. It's gross.
"exotic" usually refers to a foreigner not just of a different race. It's not just about the appearance, it's about them being from a different culture.

>>33224959
I don't even think the average man should be allowed to vote. We need to revert back to only straight white land owning men over 25 being allowed to vote.

>>33224966
I’ve seen a lot of people say it the past few years and it makes me upset

I like being able to vote

>>33224946
This nigga is based
Talk soon
>>33224958
Turning off all the lights is cold, the Fifth Element comment is funny tho
>>33224964
>do men even vote?
I used to but I'm technically homeless
I don't know anything about politics anyway. I voted for a female cop once in a local election (all the other candidates were men) bc she was hot
>>33224959
Are you going to vote for a cat president

>>33224975
This but blacks only

I like this new jewess cat poster, i can't wait until the true cat poster and her cross paths.

The stray cat keeps walking by my window

You guys are being unusually disgusting today

>>33224984
I ship them personally
>>33224856
Nothing wrong with it hun
>>33224900
Would

I want to impregnate the Jewess

>>33224945
Yeah, me. Happy Pride, faggots.

>>33224951
>How did you get into this situation?
Got drunk with my fiancée at a gay bar. I don't really remember how it started, since I was about 8 or 9 drinks in, but I was making out with my fiancée and another couple. It was very validating.

>>33224956
We often hate people with only a few differences more than those with a lot of them.

>>33224959
>Why do you guys not want me to vote?
I don't trust Jewish votes.

>>33224968
>Lol racist
Yeah, and?

>>33224970
>implying non-whites don't have different cultures than whites

>>33224989
lonely moid moment ofc

I for one, advocate for allowing animals to run our goverments. Doubt they'd do much worse then the humans.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/cat-mayor-talkeetna-alaska
https://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article291208680.html

>>33224989
I'm always disgusting here
>>33224988
The stray cat is actually me, I'm so cold outside, please let me come in so I can have some lasagna and then sleep on your boobs

>>33224994
Wait, you hate JH? Damn, what a twist.

>>33224998
Go away. I already have a cat and she’s two handfuls.

>>33224999
Nta but your pattern recognition is dog water

>>33225000
Two handfuls or she's getting two pawfuls? lucky bitch

>>33224995
Hey I’m lonely and I don’t force my degeneracy onto others

>>33224999
I think she hates me, I just know we have a lot in common and fully agree on some things, but vehemently disagree on other things. There's very little in between.

>>33225008
ik but a lot of u do

>>33225003
>>It's too bad [you and JH] aren't friends.
>We often hate people with only a few differences more than those with a lot of them.

>>33224993
You and half of /fit/

Afraid I can’t have as many kids as they think I should

>>33225008
Weak.

Women, if your hypothetical boyfriend wanted you to try wearing a sleep mask during sexy time how would you like him to play with you?

>>33225009
>she hates me
Based if true

>>33225009
Unfortunate if true.

>>33224994
Need to bring up this post at the next chud council meeting for judgment

>>33224999
>JH hates pridecucks
Uh, based for a bisexual

>>33225013
You don’t deserve it.

Anyone want to meet up?

>>33225008
I'm lonely so I shitpost here intentionally to troll and upset people
Sometimes you just have to be the villain

>>33224928
Do women really like being plowed like this?

>>33224994
>>33224999
>>33225009
No hate from me, but I feel like we must've had a disagreement at some point about something stupid.

>>33225022
Just go to a fucking AA meeting already.

>>33225021
I would rather stick a fork into a power outlet
>>33225024
Now kith
When are you doing a co-op stream together

I stg the women in this thread are somehow worse than the men a lot of the time lol

>>33224896
>when you get an unsolicited dick pic
It gets forwarded to the police.

>>33225027
Damn.

>>33225028
Eh. It really depends. They’re both equally bad for different reasons. The men are boneheaded and force their shitty memes and fetishes, and the women are insatiable attention whores.

>>33225023
Probably porn thing, they want to make it look good not feel good

Virgin but in my mind I’d really like a lot of skin skin contact and kissing, not being held down in an awkward position while he’s a mile away

>>33225012
I used to post on /fit/ like 8-10 years ago and they always called me slurs. Times have really changed.

>>33225015
>Women, if your hypothetical boyfriend wanted you to try wearing a sleep mask during sexy time how would you like him to play with you?
Nice try, I've seen this porn. No way am I getting tricked into an MFM threesome.

>>33225029
First you have to say "Are you sending me child porn? I'm forwarding this to the police."

>>33225024
You said cock is better than pussy, she said pussy is better than cock, and BAH GAWD IT'S ON.

>>33225028
Perhaps only the viliest women come on 4chan

>>33224994
>>implying non-whites don't have different cultures than whites
Cultures within the nation can be different, but they aren't starkingly different like hundreds, if not thousands of years on different continents. That's when it becomes "exotic."

I'm mixed-black too.

>>33225025
AA was useless for me. Bunch of normalfags dishing out anecdotes and platitudes "I lost my wife and career cause of the bottle uwu but then I found jesus our lord and savour and reconnected with my daughter and live happily ever after, there's light at the end of the tunnel" yeah good for you mate you dull prick

I love breaking little libtard leftist femanons with my big fascist cock. You guys love to play that le tough feminist woman act until I force your heads down on my dick and suddenly your typical submissive female brain takes over.

>>33225033
I’m not say the men are good by any means but 90% of these women are NOT girls girls

>>33225035
>No way am I getting tricked into an MFM threesome.
Gross, I would never share my hypothetical girlfriend with another man.
Please answer the question.

>>33225040
You misspelled silliest

>>33225028
>>33225040
Have the women in this thread actually done anything to bother you in their personal lives, or are they just deemed vile people because you don't like their politics?

You guys can say whatever you want, but JH's voice is the hottest thing that was ever posted by any anon in this general.

>>33225044
Well no they’re not, it’s 4chan, and this place is basically blue r9k. Of course it’s mentally ill shit stains. There are a few posters here who are genuinely very good and lovely people, though.

>>33224989
I spend more time on /fit/ and /lit/ now. A lot of the other boards have gotten pretty unhinged lately. And by god you can't talk against the zeitgeist of the board or you're an AI bot or a paid shill who's also doing it for free.

>>33225044
Yeah. I'm pretty sure you're right
NTA etc etc

>>33225051
False

>>33225043
>>33224994
>chudlet vs woketard
Welp, you deserve each other

my running theory is that women of different races prefer different sizes. Like black women prefer larger, while white/asian women are more okay with average. What do you think?

>>33225051
>valley girl accents

>>33225060
Still preferring JH's voice.

>>33225051
She has an unremarkable crackly choppy valley girl voice

>>33225065
Fair enough, you like what you like.

>>33225063
I don't think women even think at all
Behind their eyes is just . . . nothing

>>33225036
One time I was walking around my town trying to post and I was in a school area and got told that the IP I picked up was banned from /b/ in August for child porn

>>33225058
4chan really needs a facelift. They need to cleanse /b/, because a 4chan themed general board would be great if it wasn’t filled to the brim with pedos and autistic trolls.

Is it me or are people not as slutty as they used to be? Everybody's looking for long-term relationships on dating apps nowadays.

>>33225051
Why say this in a fresh thread? This is why vocas end up getting banned on sight.

Tell me I’m hot. I need to be encouraged.

Femanons, are you willing to post pit pics?

>>33225074
Because you guys shame me for wanting casual sex

I just noticed the tomcat that used to bully the stray I always see is gone. I haven’t seen his chubby face in months. Hopefully he’s not dead

>>33225075
>Why say this in a fresh thread?
Because I wanted her to read it.

>>33225077
Why? Encouraged for what?

>>33225064
>>33225067
>the southern voca tho

>>33225077
Post body/face/shadow or silhouette

>>33225077
Sorry bro, only femanons get that treatment. They would never do that for a male anon

>>33225074
They aren’t but I’m doing my best to pick up the slack

>>33225074
Millennials are scum. I am not elaborating.

>>33225075
Never once gotten banned for a voca, stop fear mongering. I'll post a dozen while drunk and nothing ever happens, not even a warning. And I'm not even qt

>>33225062
Kek, based normalfag jannies having none of that shit

I used to like jh but then i found out she only likes white dick, so the fantasy is kinda dead

>>33225084
For evil
>>33225086
I can offer a very crudely done drawing but no more.
>>33225087
I am

I really wish I had a gf. I am so tired of everything.
I want to devote myself to the girl I love and make her happy.

>>33225077
Best I can do is tell you that you are average or slightly above it until you post actual proof

>>33225092
I've been banned for picrews, toonmes, paint drawings, vocas, and for just hornyposting too hard.

>>33225096
Her first crush was Korean, there’s still hope if you aren’t black

>>33225097
Make a voca describing yourself and how hot you are.

>>33225102
You can have her

t. black moid

>>33225097
Post.it.i.would.like.to.see

>>33225105
RIP, I’m sorry for your loss but at least you have a huge cock. Just go on a villain arc and get the snow bunnies

>>33225102
>if you aren’t black
im mixed as well

>>33225100
Probably because you're a girl
Jannies are sexis- uh I mean based af fr fr

>>33225096
I have never seen a dick I didn't like purely because of the color.

>>33225108
And she has shown no interest in blacks whether they be light skin or dark skin

>>33225115
I dated a black guy ffs. There just aren't many around here.

>>33224792 (OP)
will I maximize my chance of getting a guy if I change my ig setting to public? Are you guys reluctant request access if girl has a private acc and below 100 followers?

>>33225112
But you have seen black dicks you didn’t like?

>>33225042
That's the thing, it's better to be dull than to be you.

If you disagree then it's because your current arc is purely performative. You enjoy the attention more than you enjoyed her.

>>33225109
>Jannies are sexi
Nta
I agree

>>33225119
I don't follow anyone who isn't family or somebody I'm already friends with IRL

>>33225106
It simultaneously looks nothing and exactly like me

>>33225119
Either way I will assume you are a bot of working on OF and just follower farming.

>>33225123
So instagram its not tinder for zoomers? I got that wrong?

>>33225120
In clinic, yes.

>>33225125
Where did you find this photograph of my future wife?

>>33224988
>The stray cat keeps walking by my window
Was it the same cat? Déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix.

>>33225119
public IG dms are only going to increase the rate of Indians dming you for Bob and vagene.
>are you reluctant
Yes, because most likely I do not know her. Unless she’s giving it to me in person as a coworker or friend there is literally zero reason for me to send a follow request.

>>33225112
foids do you care about cut/uncut? If it's
>his
dick does it matter?

>>33225095
/atoga/ is a proud normalfag general, we even allow some women here, unlike the most of the rest of 4chan.

>>33225128
Why would that be the case?

>>33225125
Looks like a hottie
But yeah ik what you mean I tried to draw myself once and it just ended up looking like my cousin who doesn't really look like me either

Women are into me as long as I don't show them I like them. The moment I make a move they stop liking me. Why does this always happen?

>>33225134
I've never been with an uncut guy sexually, so idk what I prefer.

>>33225128
Well, I'm not representative of most zoomers since I'm here instead of partying and drinking with friends and making out with chicks

>>33225125
Are those scars on your cheeks?

>>33225128
Nta
correct
Instagram is actually for texting, like your messages app. People rarely give out their actual number anymore until you’ve passed at least a couple of tests

>>33225144
No I was kinda just scribbling

>>33225141
Every woman who can compare, prefers uncut.
It feels much better.

>>33225134
Weird that you made this a reply to someone else instead of a general question but I'll answer. I'd go with cut for hygiene reasons, but I'm not going to dump a guy for being uncut either.

>>33225128
Tinder is still tinder for zoomers, Instagram is effectively a text messaging app

>>33225145
I never understood this
Unless you're a policeman they can't really do anything with your number
If they call just block them
Not like they're gonna use payphones or some shit to get around that jej

>>33225146
Ah.
Well I like how you draw your eyes.
Like they have something to say.

>>33225147
>What's your opinion?
>Actually, your opinion is wrong, here's the correct opinion.
Every time.

>>33225125
Fine, I’ll say it. Maybe you are hot after all. I still want a real pic tho

>>33225155
And I want a million dollars, looks like neither of us are getting what we want.

>>33225154
She does not have an opinion yet.
Read properly.

>>33225131
I found it in a back alley city trash can

>>33225151
Not relevant, for some reason that’s one of the sticking points of online stranger danger that we internalized. Even if it’s the least logical one to have internalized.

>>33225147
Too bad they don't make uncut dildos for me to use as a point of reference. I'm used to normal stuff.

>>33225159
Will you at least post feet? Maybe we can trade and one of us will post hands?

>>33225155
Oh yeah, I’m just hottest motherfucker on the planet fr. You’re never getting a picture

>>33225164
nta
Dildos with foreskins do exist. That said, I have my doubts that foreskin is this magic pleasure center for sex.

>>33225128
It's not straight up a hook up app but you're not that wrong IMO. A lot of flirting going on there. I think 30+ boomers are this clueless if they think otherwise.

>>33225164
>cut
>normal
We are so back

>>33225167
>magic pleasure center
Nobody said that.
It's just better since it seals the pussy better and also makes the dick less dry.

>>33225128
Zoomer here. Most guys say the best way to find a gf online is to make a good insta profile, follow and text

>>33225153
They’re saying “give me 50 dollars”

>>33225174
Where's your Twitch stream, m'lady?

>>33225171
I'm aware of the claims. I just have my doubts in them.

>>33225148
>Weird that you made this a reply to someone else instead of a general question

it was one of those "your post inspired a question, so I'll open it to the entire thread but cite its origins" kind of posts.

>>33225175
I don’t have one

>>33225181
Then this 50 dollars? I'm spending it on groceries instead. I hope I like frozen strawberries, oh wait, yes I do!

>>33225174
I don't think I have that much USD left from my last trip there...

>>33225167
I haven't seen one, and I have a ton of dildos.
>>33225170
I shouldn't have said "normal". I just see a lot more cut dicks around here.

Hey women, how would you feel if a guy told you he was a virgin after having sex with you?

>>33225184
Here are some right here: https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/uncut-dildos
Let's hope I don't get a ban for posting a link to a sex toy site.

>>33225185
Idiot needs to look up what virgin means.

>>33225183
Find it

Need a resting bitch face gf so we can both absentmindedly stare at somebody and scare them

>>33225185
I would feel a small sense of pride about being his first, but not much beyond that.

>>33225189
nta but
>was
key word here

>>33225190
Find what?

>>33225125
>simultaneously looks nothing and exactly like me
What does that mean?

>>33225189
Nta
"was" means past tense

>>33225194
50 dollars

>>33225186
The hand holding that one dildo is incredibly repulsive.

>>33225184
>I shouldn’t have said “normal”
It’s SO over

>>33225125
You look like a baddie fr
>>33225047
Hobbes was a stone cold chad sigma desu
>>33225028
Ngl I feel the opposite way how it's amusing how chill and level-headed most of the femanons here seem to remain amidst our unhinged shitposting
>>33225051
Bro loves valley girls
Just a shame she rarely makes vocas more than 3 seconds long

>>33225197
Well I can't give you cash, but my Visa can obviously pay internationally for anything.

The thread is full of retarded simps right now.

>>33225195
I don’t really know like it really looks like me but something if off, I’m not sure what it is exactly

>>33225203
I'm only simping ironically.

>>33225203
They’re encouraging me so I can embrace my maximum sluttage

>>33225119
Do you really want some fuckboy sliding into your insta DMs
>>33225096
Didn't she date a darkie?
>>33225174
I don't even have £5 in my account

>>33225203
If this thread is full of simps, then the definition of 'simp' has broadened significantly.

>>33225206
As it should be.
Sluts are precious.

>>33225204
You're pretty.

>>33225203
A bunch of femanons sipped over me when I posted my eyes a few months ago so I'm just returning the favor

>>33225207
Nobody was fucking talking to you, you piece of shit.

>>33225203
Business as usual

>>33225212
>a bunch
It was 2

>>33225215
2 is a bunch for me

>>33225217
Uh huh. Wasn’t no humblebragging there

>>33225218
Well I mean you remembered me XD
but it was basically a catfish pic, was for a school project and they had a big ass professional camera. Anybody will look good with one of those

>>33225186
I got banned for posting my dildos before. Shit sucked.

>>33225220
I’m not a woman but yeah I remember it, wasn’t that long ago and I remember a lot of things. Your narcissism annoys me

>>33225220
>Well I mean you remembered me XD
This is getting exceptionally pathetic and sad...

>>33225208
Not really.
>>33225209
They aren't.
>>33225212
>>>/lgbt/

>>33225224
>incel thinks his opinion has any weight
Cute.

How do men have fun with women without having sex?

Women -
Would you accept a mans proposal to impregnate you, if he was a stranger and you just met, but he promised to take care of you and the child and you 100% knew that he really meaned it (idk how you would know that but suppose you do)?

>>33225209
Damn right
>>33225210
Thank you

>>33225228
Ideally she's your best friend. And you know how it is with best friends, you can do anything and it will be fun.

>>33225222
Alright I'm done

>>33225222
NTA, I doubt it narcissism if he waited this long to bring it up again. We have narcs that rehash their own drama on a daily basis here.

>>33225230
I hate my answer to this. If I knew for sure that he'd support us, and that he had healthy genes, yeh.

>>33225226
Yes, call them and incel, that's all you have to do to win an argument.

Sometimes the femanon horny posting works on me and gets me worked up, but then i realise im not the kind of guy they're talking about, and it kills it

>>33225228
I've played video games with some I was not romantically attracted to.

>>33225234
SLUT IT OUT NOW

>>33225228
Idk. I'd say alcohol but I hear that leads to sex. But I drink with my bros all the time and we don't have sex. But I'm not attracted to them so idk.

>>33225041
It is if you're a first-generation immigrant from a medley of cultural backgrounds.

>>33225045
>Please answer the question.
Sure, my big thing is against being tightly restrained or trapped. I have terrible cleithrophobia and merinthophobia. But sensory deprivation doesn't bother me.

>>33225063
>What do you think?
I think you're retarded.

>>33225074
>Is it me or are people not as slutty as they used to be?
Societal post-nut clarity

>>33225240
I'm talking about you directly when I say I'd like any anon's dick ITT.

>>33225236
Make new content

>>33225239
There was no argument, silly little boy.

>>33225240
Those aren't women.

>>33225228
Today I had fun chatting about games and cake.

>>33225228
You don't.
Only way to do it is if you love her or want to fuck her, but even then the assumption is that you get to fuck her.
If you get to fuck her later/ love her, then idk just hang out, spend time together, be intimate without sex etc.

>>33225241
>SLUT IT OUT NOW
IM TRYING

>>33225246
Maybe one day

>>33225249
Predatory ass nigga

Anons are you now or will you ever be a cat father?

>>33225247
You're right, you just started shit flinging because someone said something you didn't like.

>>33225251
TRY HARDER YOU STUPID SEXY BIMBO
Do you need me to bring out the whip and leash again?

>>33225256
Nah. My parents have cats and they piss and poop too much. My house will be animal-free

>>33225257
No that's what the incel did in his passive agressive way.

>>33225254
>tfw every rapist in history has used cake as a lure

>>33225235
I've never had a best friend

>>33225228
Talking about things that are interesting to both of us. How our lives have gone in the past, what's going on in the present, what we're planning for the future. How is work lately. How is that book you're reading. What's going on right now that's important to you.

Sharing activities together. Cooking a new recipe as a team. Going to a new restaurant and trying a new dish together. Consooming together, watching a movie or playing a co-op game. Traveling together to somewhere beautiful. Traveling together with effort, like going on a hike before we have our picnic. Going interesting manmade places, like museums or to great works of history and architecture. Putting a whoopie cushion on the chair before she sits down. The simple pleasures of life.

>>33225256
I have a cat

>>33225262
You’re really gonna defend a namefag? One that is on record known for trying to groom girls on discord? Pick your spots better

>>33225224
Based fellow normalfag
>>33225226
He did manage to ban a couple of those shitposters

>>33225259
Excuse me, I’m a smart sexy bimbo

>>33225238
Why do you hate the answer?
It's perfectly natural to want to find a man that will do that for you and if that actually happened, you'd just have that with no effort.
That's pretty nice.

>>33225213
Lmfao why so serious
>>33225228
The same way you have fun with anyone else
>>33225256
I'm more of a crazy cat uncle vibe
>>33225260
Litterbox, have they heard of it

>>33225256
If my lease allowed it then I would be a cat father right now, but alas my lease does not allow it.

>>33225192
How do you think that would generally go with other women? Would it go down alright?

>>33225266
Post any sort of proof.

>>33225268
I have yet to see any of those so called smarts.
You probably don't even know the basics, like how to properly suck dick.

>>33225266
>on record
You can dislike Exhibanon without making up bullshit.

>>33225261
>things that didn't happen

>>33225274
I don't know. I don't speak for all women. But I doubt it's a big deal for most women.

>>33225272
>The same way you have fun with anyone else
Women don't enjoy my sports autism

>>33225270
It's pathetic of me to hypothetically accept a jizz handout like that.

>>33225278
Whatever helps you hatefap at night.

>>33225256
I'm a cat uncle.

>>33225275
Nah, clearly I just made up seditious and salacious rumours because I’m jealous or something.
>>33225277
Kek, yeah I wish it was fake. I’m just not an archive digger, but it’s been brought out before.

>>33225276
It’s not my fault that I’m a virgin whore

anyone want to watch me play dark souls

>>33225282
Idk find an autistic lesbian tomboy or something

>>33225288
That game of all games? No thanks.

>>33225288
Stream and link it

>>33225287
Are you the 20 year old from the previous thread?
And yes it is your fault for not living out your slut dreams. Clearly you need a man to teach you though, because such bratty behaviour should not go unpunished.

>>33225286
>clearly I just made up seditious and salacious rumours because I’m jealous or something
That's what it seems like to me. People who are "too lazy" to ever share any sort of proof of their claims when shit talking posters ITT always end up showing that they're disingenuous shitstirrers.

I'm pretty sure I'm engaging with a bot on another board that is designed to call other people bots...

Are you guys even real?

>>33225295
I don’t care if you believe me or not desu. I can always bag on him for being a 29 year old basement dwelling NEET virgin who larps about having a big dick online and is a general creepy fucking weirdo.

>>33225287
You're talking to an indian.

>>33225298
If you think that, it's better to go with that angle than make up lies, at least. Makes it clear why you dislike him for real.

>>33225294
That wasn’t me

>>33225305
Not lying though, but fair enough. Everything I’ve said is an objective fact.

>>33225287
M

How do I become a virgin whore?

>>33225307
Ok.

>>33225309
Be virgin, have the soul of a slut

>>33225298
Nta but I think your unsolicited vehement dislike of a laidback poster is creepier/weirder kek

>>33225284
I love how you've made up this nonsenical canon in your head about me. Nothing I said was hateful anyway.

>>33225297
Yeah, I do genuinely believe that numerous IPs here aren't even real people and are robots. You just have to parse the contents as best as you can and process posts with a pinch of salt.

Women-
Why do you hate incels and pretend, that it's not your fault personally as a woman for them being like this?
You should love them and sex them so they wouldn't become mentally ill and bitter people like they are.

>>33225272
Yeah. But they piss and shit in other places anyway. Like the sink or on my blanket box

>>33225298
Based tripshithater

>>33225260
I can take care of the litter box if you want me too. Did you have a bad experience with the cats you grew up with?
>>33225272
>>33225285
Me too but my brother has no cats at the moment.
>>33225273
I know how it feels.

>>33225314
Holy shit how new are you? What the actual fuck?

>>33225313
sounds like the ideal romantic partner desu

>>33225308
It's not objective until you post proof. Lots of made up shit is posted ITT about people with "trust me bro it's in the archives or my private discord messages" as the only proof.

>>33225323
No not really, I love cats, I just wouldn't want to be responsible for them. Quintessential moid amirite

>>33225317
I for one welcome our new robot overlords.

>>33225326
Okay, barring the grooming, the rest of it is true objectively. Unless you want me to fact check every single thing the cocksucker says, in which case my hate is never that deep.

>>33225314
It's definitely weird that they responded to his one post ITT with immediate offtopic insults. Stalker shit.

>>33225329
If you can hand over the cat pics and paper I can sign for them as soon as a cat friendly apartment is found.

Mark selfie

>>33225331
Okay, so you admit that it's not something you can back up, and your only hate against him are that he's a NEET with a big dick who you find creepy? Was that really worth attacking him out of nowhere and giving him attention?

>>33225324
Not new at all, Exhib is harmless and a sweet guy
>>33225330
Why she got scissors on the desk yo
>>33225335
Mark boutta drop a hip hop album
>>33225332
Waiting to pounce kek
>>33225331
You call him creepy, yet you admit that you fabricated the grooming accusation
Projector much?

>>33225334
They're my parents' though

>>33225298
>larps about having a big dick online
But he has posted his dick and he factually does not have a big dick. How does this work

>>33225331
NTA
At least the tripfag has the decency to let us filter him out, unlike the other mass replying piece of human trash.

>>33225297
I am real but nobody here believes I exist like this irl

It's music time.

>>33225256
Yes
I have a goosy kitty and used to have the best chill cat ever

>>33225340
Ok they can stay.
>>33225335
What a handsome young lad. Give him some head pats for me.
>>33225338
Arts and craps?

>>33225331
Let me give you, uh, three safe reasons to dislike Exhibanon.
1, it's really ick how you'll be having a normal non-sexual conversation and then he'll start dropping in his sexual fetishes (e.g. the monster girls he faps to).
2, he's on a high horse, talking shit about the other incels and shut-ins as if he's any better.
3, he has a name and tripcode, you don't need anything more than that.

Now, about these allegations that he's a grooming groomer who lures unsuspecting innocent girls into his deceitful web of grooming? UNTIL YOU HAVE THE RECEIPTS, YOU HAVE NOTHING.

Why don’t they make these scissors anymore anons?

>>33225228
Generally by the women being fun to be around and/or being sexual without having sex.

>>33225351
Pretty sure they do at arts and crafts stores.

>>33225325
I’m not

>>33225203
>The thread is full of retarded simps right now.
As opposed to thoughtful, intelligent, and capable simps?

Resist not the winds of change. Let them carry thee.

>>33225355
How'd you wanna slut yourself out for your man?

>>33225346
Based music enjoyer
>>33225348
>Arts and craps?
I mean I hope she has toilet paper too for that
>>33225351
They do, you're just not in elementary school anymore
>>33225342
>mass replying piece of human trash
Seethe

Time seems so infinite when you're young. A month is an age. A year is a lifetime. It is a strange feeling, to realize how little of it one might have left.

>>33225358
I wanna slut him out

>>33225350
Yeah I’m well aware of all of these. Of course the other mentally ill regulars would defend him, kindred spirits.

>>33225355
why not?

>>33225362
I don't know what you're aware of if you think allegations are worth shit. Bring receipts or don't bring allegations at all.

>>33225338
No, I admitted I’m too lazy to check the receipts. It’s real. Makes sense that you’d defend him though.

>>33225363
I’m a messy bitch

male anons, in your eyes does cuteness/sexiness make a weird woman less weird / more socially acceptable to you?

200 years ago a lady with this body type would have lived on a farm with her white husband and had ten white babies, but she is a black supremacist instead. What the fuck happened?

>>33225125
I feel like this is an okay time to share a drawing an ex made of me

>>33225360
Funny to think that my life is over 1/4 over based on the lifespan of the average american man
And i have accomplished literally nothing of note, nothing that justifies my existence

>>33225361
Ok, how?

>>33225366
Yes I get it you have no one else to commiserate your love of centaur penis with, my bad.

>>33224957
Jh?

>>33225369
Weirdness makes a woman cuter and sexier. Why would I want to waste my time with a woman who isn't weird? Just don't go full Quirk Chungus and you're gold.

>>33225370
Who cares.

>>33225367
>Makes sense that you’d defend him though.
Why? Just think you are a nitpicking hater
>>33225369
Halo effect is real but a lot of hot women are still weirdos and struggle socially, so not really

>>33225376
Who cares.

>>33225370
200 years ago that figure didn’t exist because they’d be starving peasants, you retarded coomer faggot.

>>33225371
Why does he look so miserablr and in pain?

>>33225370
200 years ago she wouldn't be that fat

>>33225338
Apparently exhibanon is prone to encouraging/manipulating women to post nudes online

>>33225382
Humiliation ritual.

>>33225386
Oh, the proof? I left it on my other computer teehee.

"My son is fine" Ma'am your son calls women on the internet mommy and barks for them like a bitch.

>>33225386
No need to jump into the deep water with me. They’re gonna slander you because they’re all in their mentally ill pod.

I cannot stop thinking about how hot and bothered women speaking spanish gets me

Women, how was your date?

>>33225379
i hate being weird, i want to be loved and accepted

i notice that losing weight makes some people more willing to accept my weirdness though

>>33225382
That’s just the general aura I give off, likely because I am miserablr and in pain

>>33225379
Because you’re both predators who wear the mask of a acting like a good boy.

>>33225391
Hey, papacito.

>>33225389
Nah my mom would definitley admit that her som is troubled

>>33225394
Grimes.

>>33225370
200 years ago she wouldn't have had such trashy tattoos, the ink enters the blood and due to the different density it unbalances the humors permanently, unless you can remove the ink somehow

>>33225381
>>33225383
Dumbfucks. Pic related is from 25,000 years ago.

>>33225401
Just rebalance your humors with leeches, easy peasy.

>>33225369
M
The prettier you are, the more you can get away with. Instead of being 'that weirdo,' with good looks, you can become 'the quirky one'

pic related, it's the "shy guy" women say they love.

>>33225403
"We may have slightly... exaggerated the form a little..."

>>33225401
NTA
Are you saying that tattoos permanently changes someone's blood? What?

>>33225400
Thanks, I need an autistic tech billionaire gf to complete the aesthetic

TFW no consecrated virgin, Saint Genevieve gf

>>33225403
This is like posting hentai and acting like real women look like that

>>33225403
Grrrr coomer fantasy ruined grrrr

>>33225371
I think you need to buy more appropriately fitted clothes

>>33225380
Your fwb is now your best friend?

>>33225406
nta
M
I was a fucking weirdo that wore a rainbow dash backpack to high school but I was still looked upon favorably and not a social outcast like I should have been because I was attractive

>>33225396
if a woman said this to me irl i would die

>>33225371
>give me more eggrolls wagie

>>33225376
Yeh.

>>33225140
>Women are into me as long as I don't show them I like them. The moment I make a move they stop liking me. Why does this always happen?
A combination of two possibilities:
A. They enjoy you perfectly fine in a platonic way but have no interest in you romantically or sexually, so they immediately shut down in response.
B. Your attempts or method of "showing them that you like them" is fairly objectively off-putting in some way.

>>33225413
Probably, I got used to wearing hand me downs that were a couple sizes too big so anything that fits better feels too tight to me

>>33225346
Techno hours https://www.youtube.com/live/nAFm5ddxMuY?si=1Fm_qxe4ZOROep0L
>>33225386
>Apparently
Source: anon's ass
I've never seen him try to twist somebody's arm
>>33225389
>"My son is fine"
Words my mother would never say
>>33225393
You can be loved and accepted by the right people just as you are

>>33225418
This was at an all you can eat sushi restaurant so you have to finish your plate and fill out the order sheet and then I’ll get you your egg rolls lardo

>>33225386
He didn't peer pressure me. He gave me my own permission I asked for.

>>33225404
There's just too much ink for that to work. Unless you can remove tattoos by putting leeches directly on them.
>>33225408
Yes, I am.

>>33225112
>I have never seen a dick I didn't like purely because of the color.
Truly, your appreciation for good dick is a gateway to racial harmony.

>>33225426
>Yes, I am.
I find that hard to believe.

>>33225125
Yeah, hot.

anons, Gender and do you believe in male variability hypothesis?

>>33225429
As in I find it hard to believe that tattoos poison the blood. Pretty sure if they did that, tattooing as a concept would've died off centuries ago.

>>33225430
No

I'm such a fucking retard. I literally dream of and seriously hope to find a gf in here or somewhere on the internet, move in together and get married.
It's so fucking over holy shit. But what is point if love isn't romanticized? It's what I want.
It doesn't mean I'm not open to meeting someone organically irl. I would welcome it. I just believe that this would be better.

>>33225431
Stop asking questions with terms nobody fucking knows.

>>33225431
M
Single X-chromosome could be responsible for that shit

>>33225077
Why? Are you going to hookup with someone?

>>33225395
>predators
I might be many things but that I ain't
>>33225415
Based pony enjoyer
I used to play the mobile game on my phone
I had a sonic keyring on my backpack, stacy still walked home from school with me
>>33225406
Bro isn't too shy to be in his undies innawoods
>>33225403
OG dummy thicc enjoyers
>>33225431
Dunno; could be the case that women are legitimately more homogenous, though I think a lot has to do with social masking and testing/sampling bias

>>33225429
>>33225432
>anon doesn't understand the four humors
Ok zoomer

>>33225431
M

The Y Chromosome is the evolutionary testing ground and is more prone to mutations. The X chromosome is far more stable. That's why there's more male birth defects than female. This is demonstrably true

>>33225431
Seems plausible.

F

How do I win back a man who broke it off because he’s overwhelmed with stress? He obviously loves me we talk every day.

>>33225421
Nta but I did the same thing. But I eventually got tired of getting my sleeves wet when washing my hands so I switched from XL to medium

>>33225431
What now? Nice hamster

>>33225439
I'm not a zoomer, I know what the four humors are. Do you have any evidence that tattoos poison people's blood, or are you just going to insult me?

>>33225442
Clearly he doesn't love you enough.

>>33225438
>Dunno; could be the case that women are legitimately more homogenous, though I think a lot has to do with social masking and testing/sampling bias
i generally agree

>>33225438
>sonic keyring
Like his head or like his spaghetti that he spills

>>33225445
nta
Are you autistic?

>>33225442
>He obviously loves me we talk every day.
He is using you for validation. He can't stand your ass in daily life as a committed couple, and he is probably too afraid to tell you to fuck off because you are unstable.

>>33225437
No

>>33225445
People with tattoos aren't allowed to donate blood.

>>33225435
He's talking about this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Variability_hypothesis

>>33225442
Picrel
Maybe find a way to discreetly get him sick and then nurse him back to health.

>>33225452
>>33225442
It's likely this. Just scooch along before he cheats and go find something to distract yourself with.

>>33225442
Tbh he needs to sort out his stress on his own, don't wait around for someone who's not ready or prioritising you
>>33225447
Kot is so light...
They looks like they could be the baby of ginger cat I saw earlier

Femanons
How many fwbs do you have?

>>33225455
Within a period of time after they get one.

I remember once in elementary school it was one of those days where it was cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon. I took my hoodie off and tied around my waist. The juvy manlet called me a faggot and everybody laughed and I crued and threw it away. Unironically haven't worn a hoodie since.

>>33225455
Well you didn't give me a link, so I had to look up your claim myself: https://www.redcrossblood.org/local-homepage/news/article/donor-eligibility-tatoos-piercings-rcbs.html
>In most states, a tattoo is acceptable if the tattoo was applied by a state-regulated entity using sterile needles and ink that is not reused. The same goes for cosmetic tattoos (including microblading of eyebrows only): if they were applied in a licensed establishment in a regulated state using sterile needles and ink that is not reused, then they are acceptable.
You're full of shit.

>>33225456
Maybe it's because I grew up on Warcraft, but that Orc could fucking get it.

Femanon would you date a man with gynecomastia?

>>33225452
he’s unstable I’m fine

>>33225467
lmao, canon event

>>33225463
>Femanons
>How many fwbs do you have?
One

>>33225458
based I’ll try this seems good advice

>>33225204
>I don’t really know like it really
Perhaps this might help.
It has confused the AI

>>33225473
Oh.
Then he is bullshitting you. Sorry. That's the most likely scenario. I am anxious af. If I love a woman, there's nothing stopping me from committing to her.

>>33225463
zero but some guys offered to be my fwb

my answers to these are really boring omg

>>33225479
god you get it

unfortunately brain doesn’t like anyone else, I’m drowning in dick over here

>>33225433
It wasn't a question.

>>33225448
Kek
The fastest food alive
It was a different pose but similar style to this
>>33225473
If he's unstable and you're not is it really worth it?
>>33225475
Will you marry him
>>33225479
>I'm anxious therefore I can speak for all mental illness

>>33225456
That so?

So… any guys try out picrel yet?
I’m tired of hacking a hairy asshole.

(Also I suspect this is now the inverse phenomenon of women’s razors being more expensive than men’s razors)

Thoughts?
Gender?

>>33225477
No problem anon, good luck

>>33225486
he’s worth it

>>33225487
>literally every female cartoon character is jessica rabbit

>>33225481
>my answers to these are really boring omg
lmao
How old are you that you think of you this way?

>>33225488
M
I have used that brand for the region above my crotch, worked really well.

>>33225488
i really like that packaging mmmmmmmm

>>33225478
Not accurate lol but it kinda looks like my sister a little bit

F

what weird shit do you bitches need to know

>>33225492
im 20f virgin so my answers are really boring

>>33225487
Most old cartoons were drawn by talented but perverted men
>>33225490
I just wouldn't stick around if he's not willing to prioritise you or has too many issues to make it work
I did this with my ex, came around and dated her again, then she dumped me cause she got fed up lol

>>33225478
Jumpscare>>33225486
>pic
Eh, all things considered that’s pretty innocuous.
I was rocking picrel (no hood though)

>work crush I talk to everyday didn't notice my haircut
>random middle aged male customer I can't remember ever seeing before at work did
I should give up right

>>33225496
Um ... Boob size?

>>33225427
>tfw no gangbang with a faceless guy of every race

>>33225486
>I'm anxious therefore I can speak for all mental illness
Stfu qt.
She mentioned stress, specifically. There's nothing stressful enough for me to not want to commit, unless I just don't want to do it.
I tried to help you many times but you're hopeless because you think your mental illness is the truth.
I don't speak for all mental illnesses, I don't even claim to. But mental illness is not an excuse to make bad decisions or to be retarded.
>>33225483
It sucks. Idk what else to tell you. Tell him to fucking commit already. Or stay in your weird situationship for months where things are awkward and you will argue about it once ever 1 or 2 months when something triggers it. Hopefully it doesn't end like most of those usually do.

>>33225494
M or F?
>>33225492
Does it tingle? I’m thinking about buying a bottle.

>>33225503
32DDD

>>33225472
>Femanon would you date a man with gynecomastia?
No man tits are gross and a sign of bad genetics.

>>33225463
>How many fwbs do you have?
None, you godless heathen

Post gender
What is your most controversial moral stance, whether it's accepting something most people don't or disapproving of something most people accept?

>>33225497
Go full slutto modo.

>>33225508
Didn't feel like much, just a slightly warm feeling iirc.
You only leave it on for around 30 mins and then wash it off.

>>33225509
Nice. Is it tough riding a guy with those?

>>33225496
I've got a really weird one.
How was your day?

>>33225506
oh well we do fight about it like every two months he’s such a dumbass

What do women actually do? I'm having a hard time thinking about why I should be grateful for any of the women in my life.

>>33225511
F
Islam is the worst religion and there's no such thing as a self-respecting Muslim woman.

>>33225513
Sometimes if I’m on top I need him to hold them in place

>>33225496
Have you done anything gay for pride?

>>33225509
Do you like anime?

>>33225496
do you eat cum?

>>33225518
That's probably an easy sell honestly

>>33225519
every day is pride when you’ve got bi brainrot

>>33225511
F
Incest isn't morally wrong as long as there are no kids/reproduction involved. It's definitely weird, but not immoral.

>>33225518
>>33225522
I had a friend dating a titcow

He once commented that "bigger is not always better, as depending on position there's a risk of concussion"

>>33225509
Is shopping for 32DDD easier than shopping for 32F?

>>33225527
So if you had 2 kids going through puberty you’d be okay with it as long as they used contraceptives?…

>>33225499
>pretty innocuous.
Yeah it was, and was probably my biggest power level reveal IRL
That backpack is based lol, your confidence probably impressed some people or they thought you were just having a laugh
Rarity best pony tho
>>33225506
>nothing stressful enough for me to not want to commit
You don't know what his situation was though, in an ideal world we could drop everything for somebody but that's not always possible
>you think your mental illness is the truth
Isn't that how mental illness works lol
Sometimes I can take a step back and acknowledge when I'm having a bipolar moment and my emotions are irrational, it doesn't stop them warping my reality
>mental illness is not an excuse to make bad decisions or to be retarded
Ofc it's not an excuse and you still have to take responsibility, but it can be an explanation
Do I feel guilty for ruining things with my ex and making shitty choices? Yes. Do I think it was completely in my control? Not really. I still tried really hard in general to juggle things in my life, I just dropped the ball on other things
Anyway I didn't mean to write so much kek but you get the gist. Gtg soon anyway

>>33225527
Stop wanting to fuck your father.

>>33225521
if he’s hot enough and holds my hair back for me

>>33225496
What is one thing any man could do to make himself more attractive?
More like rolling up his sleeves to reveal his forearms than donating a portion of his fortune to a charity.

>>33225527
It is a hard sell desu, given confessing your feelings means you risk getting disowned (or at least shunned by that one relative)
Really makes me feel bad for people who are into their siblings

>>33225520
yeah good ones and bad ones

>>33225511
F. A woman in her mid thirties dating a twenty year old shouldn't be so frowned upon.

>>33225531
Probably not. Because like I said, it's weird, but I don't think it is inherently immoral. Plus, I don't believe adolescents should be having sex.

>>33225533
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

>>33225496
When was the last time you got fucked?

>>33225530
it’s the same size I didn’t expect men to know what F meant

>>33225538
>it should've been me-
>>33225511
M, Pride is a government psyop to turn more people into hedonistic consooomer faggots and reduce birth rates

>>33225511
M
Bringing children into this world is immoral.

Is finding love seriously this easy for normies?

>>33225532
I didn't mean to be mean to you. I am mad today.
But I still believe you're retarded.
>Isn't that how mental illness works lol
Yes, but since you are aware of it, you should take your meds and question yourself so you act rationally.
Emotions are extremely short-sighted and an awful guide. Their goals aren't the same as your goals.
They aren't all bad though. They are good in other cases.
I know that mental illness warps your reality, it does mine too. But it's not all there is to the life of someone who is mentally ill.

>>33225535
Most men have bad facial hair. You grow a beard for other men, not for the ladies. If you have never had a woman compliment your beard, shave it. If it’s longer than 1”, shave it. If it grows in curly, shave it. Stubble is hot but hard to kiss, use it to get a girl not keep her.

>>33225544
>hedonistic consooomer faggots
Only gay men. Gay women are actually less promiscuous than straight women.

>>33225540
I can actually.
You will be bound in my dungeon and I will put on my priest robe, educating on your new father.

>>33225537
Name a good one you liked.
And a bad one you remember.

>>33225541
Long enough that I’m talking to you fags

>>33225511
M
Might makes right. In totality.

>>33225553
Grim indeed

>>33225532
I think I was just too stupid to be embarrassed, luckily it came off as confidence i guess. Lotta girls had a crush on me. Would cuddle, sleep, or sit in my lap unprompted. One girl said I had good cheekbones and it lives in my brain rent free
>rarity is best pony
She has best song but best pony is actually Pinkie Pie
https://youtu.be/Z_V_niMzmM0

>>33225511
I think that you probably shouldn't be allowed to drink until you're 21 and I think organised gambling should be illegal. By contrast, I have nothing against loli porn. It's just drawings, I don't get it

>>33225511
Morality isn't relative, or predicated on emotions.
Morality is absolute and rational.

>>33225552
FLCL is short and perfect, but I adore Inuyasha

Controversial but bad SAO season 2

>>33225256
I am. Only thing in life that'll ever love me. Not that I deserve it.

>>33225558
That is the current mainstream philosophical take

>>33225511
F
FAQnon is a good guy

>>33225558
nta
Is that really controversial? The idea that morality isn't objective always tends to piss people off regardless of their politics, at least in my experience.

>>33225557
>my morals just happen to line up with American law
Literally the least controversial thi g you could've posted
Or bait and I fell for it

Gender
What is the most amount of calories (you can guess) that you have consumed in a day?

>>33225545
That’s not controversial, plenty of people agree with you

>>33225568
More people don't.

>>33225558
Newsflash: just because you can rationalize something, does not mean it has a purely rational basis.

>>33225511
M
Glasses make people less hot

>>33225562
NTA. No it's not.

>>33225566
Yeah so you should be able to deduce that I'm not American you fucking idiot

>>33225559
>I adore Inuyasha
Based af. I thought Inuyasha and Sesshomaru were cool af. I wanted to look like them when I was a kid...
Although Naraku being just a pussy and a weirdo was kinda underwhelming. I like it when antagonists are the embodiment of concepts or something like that.
Did you like SAO season 2? Like, it was bad, but was it one of those bad animes that you enjoy watching for some reason?

>>33225572
No, you

mousebread

>>33225511
M. I'm not sure this is controversial but I have mixed feelings on women's new matriarchal society. On one hand I guess I'm happy for them, it's good that they've built a society they enjoy and they kinda deserve it after 3000 years of oppression.
But on the other hand, a birthrate of below 1.00 is comically abysmal and will result in people that look like us nearly disappearing within our lifetime. Forget 1000 years, we will see our people fade away before we die. And a lot of people seem to be treating this as good and normal, even inevitable, which is scary. I mean, us socially-outcast lunatics are supposed to be praying for society's death and humanity's extinction, not... normies.

>>33225527
Interesting.
Any advice for how to safely flirt with my sister and see if she's interested at all?

Women, why is it formally Chuck's?

>>33225576
Yeah I liked it enough to finish it out

and I should blame Inuyasha for my taste in emotional unavailable men I gueas

>>33225538
It isn't, like at all
Nobody gives a fuck about age gaps when the woman is older, since women aren't in a position of power over adult mals

>>33225581
according to porn, wait until she’s naked and needs help doing laundry or perhaps just sit around the house with you boner under a blanket?

Women, could you love a man that is not media literate?
A man that can appreciate and enjoy In The Aeroplane Over The Sea sonically but was unable to understand that the album was about how the lead singer was in love with Anne Frank?

>>33225587
do you eat pussy and wash your ass

>>33225587
Media literacy is reddit

>>33225581
Stop hiding your boners

>>33225556
>Lotta girls had a crush on me. Would cuddle, sleep, or sit in my lap unprompted. One girl said I had good cheekbones
Damn, man. Lucky bastard.

>>33225518
Glorious.

>>33225589
Yes and yes but I should mention I’m the anon that wants to use the depilatory cream on his butthole
>>33225590
We are so back?…

The only time I ever get boxers is upon waking. After that I can't, not even from hot chicks irl or thinking about sex

>>33225562
>That is the current mainstream philosophical take
>>33225564
I don't believe it is.
I think you believe that because there's this... unspoken reliance on Christian morality. It is true that, for many years, this was the most popular take. But it isn't anymore. I feel like there's this idea of "The Establishment" that encompasses most of those "traditional" views or institutions.
However, nihilism and moral relativism has been extremely popular and mainstream, at least sinxe the 2000s, and these ideas were getting popular during the 1850s and were developed all throughout the 20th century.
I find it EXTREMELY hard to find anyone who believes that morality isn't relative. And, in an ironic way, they all have the same belief you do, that it's somehow an unpopular take.
Atheism, modern leftism, communism, and other thought currents are all predicated on morality being relative and they are all extremely popular.
I'm not a super hard conservative, despite how I may come across in this post. I struggle with this question a lot. But I truly believe it's not relative.

>>33225517
Wait, I got another one.
I'm not against all vaccines, but it's weird how so much of society religiously worships vaccines and gets mad at anyone who doesn't want to give their kids all of the vaccines, even if they aren't against the concept of vaccines themselves.

>>33225594
Hey I remember posting this image.

Did any Products of Rape here call to wish happy Father's Day to the daddy who made them by raping their mommy?

>>33225596
YOU ARE ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY

>>33225586
I'm not sure that these will work, but thanks.
>>33225591
Seems a little sleazy, I'd like to treat her nicely. She is still my sister, much to my distaste, and even if she weren't I do still love her.

>>33225511
Israel has a right to strike Iran
Migrants who commit crimes must be deported

>>33225583
>emotionally unavailable
Inuyasha simped for the priestess, but he always liked Kagome. Don't play games with me.
He was literally a trundere male.
Sesshomaru is volcel

>>33225602
if he was addicted to porn he'd be hard as an iron rod jerking it twice a day though, no?

>>33225596
Run, do some cardio and kegels nigga

>>33225605
Sesshomaru literally groomed an adolescent so he could put babies in her when she grew up, watch the sequel series.

>>33225597
You are simply wrong. Nihilism is ludicrously unpopular (for real, the vast majority of philosophers are not going to be nihilists) and moral relativism is also unpopular.

>>33225605
yeah my boy is a simp for me but he’s afraid to talk about feelings

>>33225602
I fap twice a week tops

Mothers who choose not to breastfeed should rot in hell for eternity. Agree or disagree?

>>33225563
why?

>>33225600
No, but my dad called to ask why our daughter didn't wish him a happy father's day, like she's not busy raising their daughter.

>>33225556
I was listening to Art of the Dress earlier lol
Pinkie the jestermaxxer is great though https://youtu.be/b1Vjorjlon4?si=3TowzQDqLB9XYuea
If you like MLP:FiM I recommend checking out Strawberry Shortcake: Berry in the Big City, a lot of the same cast are in it and the songs are great https://youtu.be/042Wd_NH2Kc?feature=shared

>>33225603
>sleezy
Just an oops didn’t notice or an I’m sorry is enough to deflect suspicion. Guys get bones all the time for no reason, you’ll be fine.

>>33225600
My parents took eachothers virginities

Anons what makes you simp for a hot lady like inuyasha for kagome?

>>33225605
When I was a teenager and caught that show on TV I wanted to get spit roasted by InuYasha and Miroku. Miroku in my mouth and InuYasha in my shithole.

>>33225613
Strongly disagree. Some women's bodies fuck up with milk production, inverted nipples are a thing, perhaps the mother had to get a mastectomy beforehand. You want these women to rot in hell due to their inability to breastfeed? Go fuck yourself.

>>33225615
>My dad
>our daughter
Incest?

>>33225613
M, no lol
They should breastfeed me instead jk
>>33225606
Or he could be flaccid as a wet noodle

>>33225548
Good advice.
Extraordinary advice for me specifically.

Nobody on the internet, who is physically healthy, has worse facial hair than me.
Literally nobody.
I checked.

I naturally grow a soul patch with a scraggly neck beard under a goddamn fu manchu.

>>33225511
M
Most people mistake their own weakness for moral goodness
Most people mistake their own lack of desire for self-control

>>33225616
>Strawberry Shortcake
I’ll consider it just because it’s you

>>33225624
it just grows in all white trashy like that?

>>33225621
That’s not choosing not to breastfeed though.

>>33225619
>hot lady
You answered your own question
>>33225547
>I still believe you're retarded
Don't worry I agree
>you should take your meds
I'm jobless again so can't afford them, but thanks
>Their goals aren't the same as your goals
I gave up on having any goals when I realised I was too unstable to achieve any of them
But you're right about the time and place for emotions, and I hope your mental health improves too <3 ik I'm just in a rut rn

>>33225624
>I naturally grow a soul patch with a scraggly neck beard under a goddamn fu manchu.
So what you're saying is, you look like the 1990s vomited all over your face.

what does semen taste like?

>>33225613
Have you considered approaching this topic with more nuance, rather than casting broad sweeping moral judgements on things you don't really understand?

>>33225628
Unless you have 200% proof that formula feeding is intensely damaging to a child, the idea that women who don't breastfeed their children are evil is a road you don't want to head down on.

>>33225632
Come over and find out bb

>>33225619
When she treats me like a dog

>>33225618
M

Since it's just us anons talking. I'm 90% certain Muammar Qaddafi took my mom's virginity. She cried when they announced his death and was always sympathetic to him and always mentioned how handsome he was before he got bombed by Reagan, but had like no other hot takes on dictators. She said he visited her college with his entourage of all-female bodyguards, so... it really feels like I'm just putting 2 and 2 together here, yeah?

>>33225632
Yucky. And moids have the audacity to demand that we swallow it.

Girls, what do you think of a guy writing things on your body with a marker during sex?

>>33225624
I just naturally grow a clark gable/errol flynn stache

>>33225558
>Morality is absolute and rational.
The irony is that people such as this are absolutely emotional in their moral assessment of anything.

>>33225627
>it just grows in all white trashy like that?
Ha! Quality reference.

But yes. Except white trash would be an improvement. Joe Dirt has vastly superior facial hair to me.

>>33225635
Africa?
Nestle?

>>33225634
Have you considered that newborn babies weren't meant to drink corn syrup goyfeed slop and that women lactate for a reason?

>>33225634
Thanks, ChatGPT

>>33225639
wait it tastes bad? oh thats dissapointing

but i dont know what i expected

>>33225632
Like a weak brine with the consistency of snot
Source: tried my own

>>33225622
That is the joke. Yes. I also insinuated that he had another daughter with our incestuous daughter.

>>33225630
>you look like the 1990s vomited all over your face.
Again, that would be an improvement. Nobody rocks a fu manchu

>>33225635
He's a retard in his conclusion, but formula is trash. Also, there's evidence to suggest that breastfeeding plays a major role in the development of a person's face, jaw and teeth.

>>33225626
Lmao, I'm flattered I guess
Feels like a spiritual successor to MLP:FiM in some ways
Let me know what you think if you do watch it
https://youtu.be/cF2OAt5-ziI?si=-eAdX5D0owUOr0rF

>>33225645
>Nestle is a bad company, therefore any women who formula feeds their babies are evil
You're retarded.

>>33225650
Oh ok ahah

>>33225632
Bags of sand.

>>33225639
>>33225632
I've tasted my own semen, plus that of other men when I'm really down bad (I live near a public park washroom that has a glory hole between the stalls) and it's okay, reminds me of the broth you find in one of those cans of tuna in water.

>>33225609
>Nihilism is ludicrously unpopular
How so?
>philosophers
I'm talking about people in general. Even if they don't describe themselves as nihilists, they don't describe themselves as religious, either. Most just live life kinda purposelessly and do what they believe everyone does.
Most wouldn't answer the question of meaning with anything implying the existence of meaning.
Perhaps "nihilst" is a term that indicates a particular philosophical trend. But there's hardly another way to describe it.
>also unpopular
Yet, everywhere I look, it's the majority.
It's like "gamers" they were unpopular until tiktok appeared and now everyone is a gamer or into "goth girls" but still think it's somehow uncommon or unconventional. This example is flawed, obviously. But describes the phenomenon of something previously thought to be unpopular, becoming popular and yet still retaining the identity of a "niche" or "counterculture" thing.
The 90s, particularly were marked by the youth being drowning in nihilism, every single popular movement was about it. Are you really gonna deny that? Do you think that most people are religious or believe they live a meaningful life? Even the boomers today all talk about the crisis of meaning among the youths. It's not something new at all.

>>33225640
One of my least favorite fetishes. I have no idea why it's so prevalent, especially in Japanese porn.

>>33225646
You've missed the point if you think that's what I have a problem with, moron.

>>33225632
Depends on his diet. Salty is a pretty common one, sometimes bitter, sometimes sweet.

>>33225648
It doesn't often taste bad, the bigger issues are the temperature and consistency. It's warm and gooey, difficult to swallow.

>>33225640
What too much hentai and eroge does to a nigga

>>33225547
Also sorry to hear you're feeling mad today, do you want to talk about it?

>>33225609
NTA but where are you going to get an objective source of morality in modern thinking? Nobody goes to church.

>>33225657
>plus that of other men when I'm really down bad (I live near a public park washroom that has a glory hole between the stalls)
Sometimes you can keep things to yourself

>>33225641
That's pretty sweet. But like the lady said, keep it neat

>>33225619
When she deserves far better than what life has given her, then it's my duty to help make up the difference.

>>33225651
Uhhhh, The Man Himself???

omg guys look at this thing

>>33225632
Sugary pool water with a hint of cucumber or celery

>>33225661
>Depends on his diet. Salty is a pretty common one, sometimes bitter, sometimes sweet.
Did you not stop to think that answering this question makes you sound like you consume semen?

>>33225668
Sax Rohmer's Fu Manchu books were warning us about the Chinese threat way back then, and it persists once again. Truly prescient literature.

>>33225657
>broth
That's brine.
Broth is something that got cooked.

>>33225657
Pause

>>33225671
>Sugary pool water with a hint of cucumber or celery
Disgustingly accurate

>>33225632
M

I've tasted my own three times. The first time was the worst, it tasted horribly bitter. The second I tried it after reading about the pineapple meme so I tasted it a few hours after drinking a shitton of pineapple juice and it tasted fine. The most recent it just tasted like snot.

So to answer your question, it's entirely dependent on diet. If he really loves you he'll think about that before he asks you to.

>>33225671
Okay thats not bad i like cucumber

>>33225608
Yeah, but initially he was volcel. He was too cool to be interested in girls.
>>33225610
So cool.
>>33225620
Miroku was a perv. He wasn't cool. But he was reliable.

>>33225582
What?

>>33225675
No pause in this chat, chat.

>>33225672
I'm not that insecure, no. You?

>>33225677
Faggot.

>>33225677
>so I tasted it a few hours after drinking a shitton of pineapple juice and it tasted fine
>a few hours
Placebo Effect

>>33225668
honestly kinda smash