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Previously on ATOGA: >>33227097

I want to feminize all men.

>>33229928 (OP)
Women would you felate a fat and balding guy?

I want to meninize all fems

State gender
Do you think sexual compatibility is a meme?

>>33229952
F
No, it's very much a thing. Why the hell would anyone think that sexual compatibility is porn myth?

>>33229952
M. I think it's going overboard to think you have to be into the exact same fetishes, positions, etc to have good sex. But there is a critically important part of sexual compatibility that you have to check: the woman has to actually be physically attracted to the man. There is no way to have good sex if the woman just isn't enjoying it, it will just be guaranteed dead bedroom, cheating, divorce. Sexless marriage worked okay only in the old days when you stay together for the kids. Now, the woman has to actually want to have sex with the man.

I think that's the most important. Where there is desire, people find a way to have sex and enjoy it. "Where there's a will, there's a way."

>>33229952
F
Hell no. Sexual compatibility is very important. I need plappings with my cycle. Good mood stabilizing. The exercise of it. The intimacy and communication.

>>33229952
>Do you think sexual compatibility is a meme?
M. No. It's real and important. "It's a meme" is the kind of thing that people who have never actually been in a sexual relationship might easily believe. But once you have, the more people you're with, the more you realise how extraordinarily much variation there is from person to person and from body to body.

Did the same thing to me. And it put me at 7 years younger

>>33229975
You need to get plapped when you're ovulating?

>>33229979
Sounds like an effort thing

>>33229928 (OP)
>or reached page 7
I'm begging you, please change this back to page 10. The 2 of you have been amicably waiting for image limit anyways.

>>33229928 (OP)
Men, would you take me in as a pet monster in your rape dungeon? :3

>>33229991
Of course. You can start my collection.

Men, thoughts on this top? Is it cute or fugly?
I'm trying to do layering for the first time, but it's kind of difficult because I'm stupid

>>33229991
Rape is bad. :(

>>33229983
And also when not ovulating...

>>33229989
>waiting for image limit
NTA, but apparently it happens on pages 6-7 too often now

>>33229997
I like it, its Y2K core

>>33230002
But especially when you're ovulating? :P

>>33229997
It looks funny on the model because I think it was made for a different (much heavier) bodytype
But there are a lot of combos like that that look great, it usually looks good, feminine and not slutty

>>33229980
What website is this?

Women, would you find it hot as fuck if a married man flirted with you for years, if he decided that you're the only woman in the world he's interested in fucking besides his wife because you're so exceptionally compatible, if he used your posts to track you down to a 20 mile radius with a description of your home specific enough that he believed he could have successfully stalked you, knocked on your door, offered to do your handiwork, and taken you out to treat you to your favorite ice cream at the shop nearest you, all behind his wife's back?

>>33229997
It’s kinda retro but simple enough to pull off well
I’d say it works on that bodytype, but not a single cup size bigger

>>33230015
jesus christ bro leave it alone

>>33230006
Yes-s-s-s...

>>33229997
It's ugly

>>33229997
just show cleavage instead

>>33230015
lmfao

>>33229997
The brown top is fine. Personally I don't care for whatever the white part is.

>>33230018
Leave what alone?

>>33229952
F. No. I need to have orgasms and I don't want anything up my ass, and I wouldn't date anyone who disagrees on either point. Do twitter bros not have any hard requirements like these?

>>33229997
You should consider wearing just the brown top instead

>>33230015
I’d tell him to divorce and/or murder his wife long before this point

>>33230024
But that’s the only thing preventing it from being outrageously slutty

>>33230015
What's worse, that MKG lives rent free in your head?
Or
That JH wanted it?

Why is it so hard to make some women orgasm

>>33230027
You can probably discuss that before marriage

>>33229987
are you suggesting modern normies are willing to put in effort?

>>33230027
Surely you’ve heard the phrase “any hole is a goal”? It’s not a joke…

>>33229989
>page 10
that was a substitute faqfag's idea

>>33230038
Because women aren't straight

>>33230038
Not evolutionarily constrained. Male orgasm, on the other hand, is required for babymaking which is the answer to the better question: "Why does orgasm exist and why is it so easy for men?"

>>33230015
Lol no, I'm not a degenerate like those regulars

>>33230015
>if he used your posts to track you down to a 20 mile radius
Ah, so not me.

>>33230049
Would it be hot as fuck in celsius if he tracked you in kilometers, Miss Metric?

>>33229989
I'm the OP of the last thread
As long as he doesn't sperg out over me not putting his gay fake rules in my threads then I'll wait for his threads to finish.

>>33230039
That could work if most men were both self-aware and honest about their intentions.

>>33229997
Cute

>>33230014
vidnoz ai attractiveness test

>>33229997
Your input is appreciated, anons! My body type is similar to the pic, and the idea is to adjust the bottom layer for varying degrees of cleavage, or even remove it if needed… but it’s not a bad starting point!

>>33230063
Pretty sure he's referring to flexibility, which I guess is something as forgotten as a team of oxen

>>33230066
Also try a flatter bottom layer instead of the frilly thing, you might like it more

>>33230038
A lot more women than men are on drugs that decrease sexual sensitivity to start, then you get into the cultural factors where they won't tell you what they like and actively try to mute their sexual responses out of some misguided fear of being seen as slutty.

>>33230035
>But that’s the only thing preventing it from being outrageously slutty
...so wear something similar? Or ignore me, it's not like my opinion has any more weight than anyone else's.

>>33230066
>tfw no bf to adjust my cleavage

>>33230066
yeah, that's a pretty classic setup, go for it
adventurous next step would be layering with a corset for that

M or F
Which do you pick?

>>33230066
>>33230073
Seconded, just a plain camisole underneath creates the same effect with less fancyness

Women should I join the military

>>33230059
>in celsius
Bro, how are you using an energy drink to track me?

>>33230081
Male
Wonder Woman
>but
Wonder Woman

>>33230087
Anything is possible for a Monster like me.

>>33230081
Raven, hands down.

>>33230081
F
Give me Blackfire
>>33230085
Yes but not as an infantry grunt, be a medic or drone pilot or something

>>33230081
M
Raven, easiest choice of my life.

I swear to God I cleared the name field wtf

>>33230094
>Blackfire
Oh she likes them crazy crazy

>>33230081
M. Come on that's obvious. Raven every day.

Am I a Himbo?
I got a 86

>>33230081
F
I have both their autistic traits.
But I choose the goth life.

Women if your bf dressed plain (t shirt and shorts/jeans) and didn't know how to spice up his look would you dress him up and make him try different clothes

>>33230081
M
Blackfire is the best of both

As a man, wtf do I do on a date?

>>33230108
Suck her dick

>>33230108
Please yap.

>>33230102
>I have both their autistic traits
You drink mustard through a straw?

>>33230085
anon, it was fake news
unfortunately

>>33230063
If you can't trust the person why are you having sex with them?

Would you date a girl who has long hair to hide her horrible posture

>>33230113
I would.
I'm genetically kraut.

>>33230108
Talk, kiss

>>33230108
Try to make her laugh and shit like that.
Be prepared to carry the conversation for 1-3 hours.
Dress well. Try not to act like an autist or a lunatic.
Practice little things that she will expect you to get right, like the greeting, the goodbye.
Do not try kissing her on the first date unless you're Don Juan, I don't care what it says in the guides.

>>33229997
It's stylish, I don't know if the while frilly with the form fit brown is a vibe I get though.

But I am fashion illiterate.

>>33229928 (OP)
>- DON'T, unless the old one has hit the image limit or reached page 7.
FUCK YOU

>>33230116
if they trusted each other the divorce rate wouldn't be 79%

>>33229997
It's good

>>33230108
Get AIDS.

>>33230119
Is she full modo or just quasi modo?

Women, has a moid ever shown you his cum sock? Whether it be intentional or not. Maybe you discovered it on your own?
What went through your mind?

>>33229952
M. No, sexual compatibility is just a subset of personal compatibility.

>>33230133
no sorry I don‘t interact with people of that calibre

>>33230119
How long and how bad

>>33230119
Sure, lmao.
Keep my arm around her waist to keep her posture straight.

>>33230133
jesus christ bro leave it alone

>>33230133
I found one when I lived with an ex for a bit. I threw it at him.

>>33230134
this. I truly believe that if you have amazing personal compatibility, emotional connection you will be able to have great physical connection and great sex life.

>>33230105
Yeah, I’d make him try on MY clothes
>>33230108
>don’t stare at her boobs, don’t stare at her boobs, don’t stare at her boobs

>>33230126
No, fuck you

>>33229987
>Sounds like an effort thing
Again, that is exactly the kind of thing that someone who has never been in a sexual relationship might think.

Guys, how do you respond to a girl bringing up interest in Astrology on the first date? Someone had forwarded the this to me, I don't want to use it as a shit test but it did get me thinking a bit. For me it's a fun hobby, and I don't take it super seriously but I enjoy it and I don't want to be lectured on how fake or useless it is.

Would most guys at least be willing to listen to me talk about it and the fun and playful things I notice and have experienced with it?

>>33229997
It's ugly. It barely works on the model because she has the figure for it.

>>33230133
I found my little brother’s in 2006 and instantly became a lesbian

>>33230133
I would love to discover his sock, i have heard they dry up really hard. i would hide it and the second he makes me mad i would slap him with it. or spank him with it during sex

>>33229989
When was the last fucking time anyone ACTUALLY waited until page 10?

>>33230112
>>33230122
>>33230124
I can talk all day, what I don't understand is how do I go from "hey what's up, yeah that's cool haha", to "bby you're so fine we should make out mmmm"?
I've been on 3 dates in my life, and they were all basically just like hanging out with a guy friend.

>>33230081
M. The goth girl obviously.

>>33230148
It’s a fun topic, I’d humor her and ask for some cool Virgo facts

Femanons, tips on making a bouquet that she can carry around on a first date?
It will be too hot to leave in the car.
I'm thinking of making it a small bouquet but also cutting the stalks shorter so it is easier to carry.

>>33230081
Why not both?

State gender, if you feel like it.
Do you sometimes feel like you will be fine having lost somebody (be it death, not in contact anymore or something else)… but then a few days or weeks later you suddenly feel terrible about it?

It's happening to me again. Initially I thought I was going to be fine, but just while laying on the couch a minute ago I was craving her touch so immensly.

>>33230148
Not a man, but I don't really talk about it irl because guys make fun of it. A lot.
I'm only free to be crazy posting here.

>>33230148
Most guys will probably humor you. We don't go on dates with cute girls to argue about what's factually correct, we do that here with autists.

>>33230155
Ask them things about themselves you want to know, ask them and then share what you are looking for in a relationship, like open communication, consistency etc.

>>33230165
Lol fag

>>33230119
Yeah. Although if she's self conscious about it, posture can be fixed relatively easily.

>>33230081
M

Well let's see
>Raven
>kind of a downer
>not really looking to try new things
>her demonic dad will try to fuck with you
vs
>Starfire
>bubbly and fun, tries to cheer you up
>eager for new things and adventure
>rich on her homeworld
>Worst enemy is Blackfire who is basically just a standard slutty sister in law that can fly
So long as you're not stupid enough to fuck Blackfire I don't see how you can screw that up.

>>33230148
No I'm drawing a line here
Bring up astrology on the first date there won't be a second

>>33230164
m
Yeah
It took me 3 days after my cat passed for me to cry

>>33230148
>astrology
>opinion
lmao

>>33230148
I'd politely dump you after the 1st date

>>33230148
I don't like astrology. lol
I do think it's funny in a way, it's like racism is outlawed, so people invented fantasy racism to get their fix.

>>33230155
You measure attraction. If I didn't like you that much I wouldn't be trying to stay in contact with you.

>>33230155
>how do I go from "hey what's up, yeah that's cool haha", to "bby you're so fine we should make out mmmm"?
More subtle flirting happens in between. Complimenting the girl, making an excuse to touch her, going on a date where you can pull her close to you or sit close to her or touch her somehow, telling her she looks amazing, building some tension some other way
Basically you take little steps to push it beyond what you do with a guy friend

>>33230148
Women despise religious people yet think their dumb astrology beliefs should be validated

>>33230144
>if you have amazing personal compatibility, emotional connection you will be able to have great physical connection and great sex life.
That's not really what I said though. Although yes that's likely to be the case.

>>33230148
Please bring up astrology so I know you are superstitious and thus we're fundamentally incompatible.
It saves me so much time.

>>33230170
Okay, but Starfire also kisses other men to learn their languages
https://youtu.be/HH2lbPfeb-k

>>33230081
M
Raven

>>33230164
Having emotional ups and downs is normal.

>>33230183
if you reject girls for being a little dumb, you are going to die alone

>>33229997
I like it. It's unique.

>>33230081
F
Starfire

How does one find a gf?
Is it possible if you hate yourself while you're doing it?

Or does the self denial means you subconsciously reject all 'hints' and advancements.

>>33230164
Yeah, it's a weird limbo.
I think "It's fine" "He'll get bored of me like everyone else" and then it feels like falling in a dream.

>>33230194
Grindr

>>33230194
Work like a dog all day and night and do extroverted things and talk to people and hope one of them eventually agrees when you ask her out

>>33230038
The clitoris that's it and piv

>>33230108
>As a man, wtf do I do on a date?
Have a conversation like a normal human being. Have fun.

>>33230081
M
They pick each other and let me watch

>>33230168
Mhm this is what I'm talking about

At what age does a boy become a man

>>33230194
>>33183188

>>33230199
i wanna do the zoomer thing, the online thing, the we raided together in an MMO for 3 years and now we're getting married <3<3 emoji emoji thing.

>>33230162
Does it have to be a bouquet? If we’re going smaller, I’d prefer a single flower that I can cut to put in my hair or something

>>33230164
F, that’s just how grief works for some people, including me… after my grandpa passed, I felt fine for weeks, then it all hit me like a sack of bricks out of nowhere. There’s no wrong way to deal with loss.

>>33230179
> Women despise religious people
Damn, I can’t believe every religion on earth is 100% men

>>33230194
If you don't love yourself first you're likely to become codependent, and end up sabotaging the relationship sooner or later. Or you'll end up with a shitty person and believe you deserve such treatment.

>>33230204
when he's too sick of people's shit and old to ask questions like this

>>33230207
Modern women are leaving the church in droves while men have been entering it

>>33230015
I'm not even a woman, but this sounds utterly terrifying.

>>33230194
>Is it possible if you hate yourself while you're doing it?
Yes but it won't be a stable one, basically expect it to implode.

>>33230204
A boy becomes a man when he falls and cries, but then he realizes that nobody is coming, so he stops crying and picks himself up.

>>33230206
Yeah, that'd be nice. I don't think you and me are that lucky, though.

>>33230081
M
On one hand demon
On the other hand red head
Raven

>>33230212
NTA
You realize Christianity isn't the only religion right?

>>33230164
grief is not something you experience once and then move on. It’s a state of experience of various emotions. One day you will be indifferent. Suddenly you will remember. You might then experience anger, or sadness or frustration. Allowing yourself to feel this emotions opens path to healing. One day you will remember and you won’t feel sad anymore because you have allowed yourself to feel.

>>33229997
Don't like it.

>>33230219
Women are converting to Islam? Wow, based.

>>33230206
>raided together in an MMO
You play WOW?

>>33230038
>Why is it so hard to make some women orgasm
Because you are really shitty at sex.

>>33230219
It's the only one that matters in the west

>>33230207
Oh nice suggestion I was thinking a single rose but it might be too corny and she has pictures with other flowers.
It doesn't have to be a bouquet, guess I'll go to a floral shop

>>33230212
Well, I’m a lifelong Lutheran so idk anything about that

>>33230223
no...

I'm too socially anxious for them.
I'm the solo player, Kirito is literally me!
if he was retarded, sucked, uglier, fatter, and didn't have any luck with girls, lol.

>>33230208
>Or you'll end up with a shitty person and believe you deserve such treatment.
That'd be nice. I could complain here about my shitty GF and laugh about how much it sucks, how we have sex every night but it sucks so much, it's really hard to have someone that cares about you, maybe complain about how she texts me too much. Where do I sign up?

>>33230119
No. You need to fix that before you do permanent damage to your spine.

Women who is your literally me character

How do I come across to guys as a "baddie"? I feel like I don't get a lot of interest and I asked a guy friend why he thought that is and thisis what he told me, I gave off basic vibes and wasn't exciting or adventurous and thus not that interesting. That I needed to be more of a "baddie".

>>33230226
A single rose is a VERY strong romantic gesture, so make sure you’re ready to send that kind of message…

>>33230188
There are very very very few things I hate more than superstition.
It repulses me.

>>33230229
>and didn't have any luck with girls

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33230223
Also WOW specifically brings up a memory
I fucking hate that game, my brother invited me to play the game, and I got it, so you'd assume we'd play together, yeah?
No, he basically just did his own thing with his own friends, all while he's just like "just level up and raid with randoms, dude", and I'm like THE FUCK? why DID YOU INVITE ME TO PLAY IF YOU WEREN'T GOING TO PLAY WITH ME CUNT!

>>33230194
qt did it so i dunno

>>33230229
>I'm too socially anxious for them.
Just treat them like NPC that have AI to interact with you and you with them

>>33230148
>Would most guys at least be willing to listen to me talk about it and the fun and playful things I notice and have experienced with it?
Jesus, no. It's like hearing you're a Scientologist.

>>33230232
Female Character: Lain Iwakura
Male Character: Barry Egan

>>33230233
Dress in fashionable and dramatic style, choose what you want (alt, goth, punk, cottagecore, rich girl, art girl whatever). It's the best way to do it since you don't have to debase yourself by acting like a ho or getting piercings/tats/whatever

>>33230183
what if I bring it up in a sociological sense? like “isn’t it interesting how some cultures believe in astrology?”

>>33230233
I hate that term. But from what I've seen, it just means that your really freaking hot.

>>33230232
Anna Livia Plurabella

I hate that I come across as cute and not hot. No matter how much I try to look “hot” guys perceive me as cute.

men how can i be hot? i’m skinny and have a nice body. What makes a woman hot?

>>33230229
>I'm the solo player, Kirito is literally me!
picking kirito over sungwoo is brutal

>>33230233
Bleach your hair. Go crazy on the makeup. Wear the tightest leggings and skimpiest shirts you can find. Get acrylics. Act like a sassy bitch.

Women if your guy's dick was below 6" would you want him to wear a cock sleeve?

>>33230233
Your guy friend is trying to make you seem slutty so men just want to pump and dump you, including him.

>>33230233
Septum piercing + heavy eyeliner + choker

>>33230249
Go braless or find something cut very deeply
Or sports leggings

>>33230249
cute and hot aren't mutually exclusive, retard

>>33230249
Hot is "I'd fuck her" cute it's "I'd wife her"
Why do you think this is a problem

State Gender
Were your parents superstitious?
Did they instill any long term rituals within you?
Would you call yourself superstitious?

>>33230249
sounds like you’re trapped in the sisterzone
just think, what would a guy’s little sister NOT do?

>>33230249
Are you short, by any chance?

>>33230238
Spooky image.
>>33230241
He's got the looks, and he's faking it till he makes it.
He's suffering, but he masks well in public, so I'm not surprised.
>>33230242
I'm too "empathetic" (read neurotic) to treat people like inorganics, lol.

>>33230196
>it feels like falling in a dream.
Good comparison.
It's like you want to reach up with your hands at all the possibilities, but it's all out of reach.

>>33230207
Sorry to hear that about your grandpa.
It was similar for me with my two grandmas too. But honestly I cried more because of the fact that my parents lost their moms.

>>33230220
Thank you.
I think it's like the trajectory of a canon ball, at some point it hits a peak and that's when it feels the worst. Luckily, it all comes down again at one point.

>>33230240
Is your brother fat and balding as well?
Also what years was this?
If it was vanilla then I'd understand him not wanting to re-level, but any other expac would have been easy

>>33230250
Who's sungwoo?

>>33230259
> Hot is "I'd fuck her" cute it's "I'd wife her"
>Why do you think this is a problem


NTA because it’s not true. Men think they want a qt until they realize they need someone who actually makes their pp stand up and cute girls don’t do that.

>>33230249
Have big tits and a nice body.

>>33230253
What a cute girl whose aesthetic is ruined by her tattoos

>>33230267
How old is this image

>>33230246
Yeah that's different and fine.
Like, I think the Nazca lines are very interesting but I don't actually *believe* they were directed by alien visitors, if you catch my drift.

>>33230267
nah, he got fit and got a girlfriend.

It was retail, years ago, might be WoD.

>>33230272
then all it takes for a man to sexualize a woman with big tits

>>33230260
M
My mother told me its bad luck to clip your nails past noon so whenever I do it I get a little paranoid.
She also told me ants are a sign of good fortune and that money is coming your way.
Mildly
>>33230268
MC from Solo Leveling, korean manhwa turned into anime. Got very popular during its release season. He's a power fantasy character turned up to 11.

>>33230270
It does tho? Do not put words in my mouth woman.

>>33230249
Cute=hot to men
You can also pull off the cute in the streets freak in the sheets vibe

>>33230233
Dress excitingly, be really good at makeup like pro level because that is who you're competing with, be skinny not stick thin but no pudge, and have long hair that is well taken care of.

>>33230249
What's wrong with being cute?
I prefer cute girls because I want to impregnate them

>>33230283
Is that his name, the fact that I can't remember it, lmao.

Come on, that dude got the cheat system so powerful it literally shaved the bone off of his jaws, I'll never be that guy.

>>33230260
>State Gender
>Were your parents superstitious?
No
>Did they instill any long term rituals within you?
kind of but not bad things.
>Would you call yourself superstitious?
No

>>33230270
Pretty much all girls do
Here's something that's blackpilling: Men who cheat do it with women who are less attractive than their wife

>>33230233
>>33230249
Listen to this song if you want to be a modern woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo&list=RDTSKizLRFbTo&start_radio=1

>>33230249
Be tall

>>33230288
my experience is guys will like me until they complain i’m too cute and not sexy enough then they dip

>>33230249
Dress sexy and have sexy friends, I wrote some other tips here.
>>33230287

>>33230260
Yes, different religions, they're divorced.
And nah, I'm not superstitious, unless I'm gambling, then fuck yeah, show me the signs, I believe with all of my heart type shit, lmao.

>>33230249
Take the gothpill

>>33230270
Anon, hearing a cute girl’s voice on the phone makes my pp stand up

>>33230252
No, short dick is best for hard plapping and no cervical consequences.
Bruise my inner theighs with your hip bones.

>>33230278
>might be WoD.
Damn, he left you so he could do BRF re clears for 8 months lmao

>>33230301
That’s when you say “but you haven’t even touched my boob” and grab their hand and put it on your boob
Their brain will shut down and you’ll instantly gain control over them

>>33230301
Then that's on them innit

>>33230301
Well someone needs to be honest with you, they just wanted to fuck other women and didn't want to be tied to a relationship or a single person.
Those types of men have lots of options and they will exploit that until they exhaust themselves and are old.

>>33230301
I... uh... what?

Should I just get it over with and get a face/body rate so I won't stop living in this
>I'm ugly
>or am I
type of hope and despair loop?

>>33230301
Then get a guy who will appreciate your cuteness

>>33230316
If you post it here you'll get trolled to no end

>>33230308
<3

>>33230316
The only answers you’ll get here is “sharp elbows, 3/10 would not bang” or “show your feet, whore”

>>33230316
it literally is meaningless

There's no such thing as too cute to be hot

>>33230319
cringe

>>33230310
We did eventually go on to play FFXIV together for a while.
Wanna see my bunny? I turned her into a guy later, but I made a cute bunny when I first started playing.

>>33230319
>>33230308
ugh

>>33230324
Sabrina looks like a cheap hooker. Neither cute nor hot.

>>33230324
White women cannot pull off that lipstick style, ew

Men how do you feel about women that get sterilized so they never get pregnant?

>>33230324
I'm glad men finally drew a line and said Sabrina wasn't attractive

>>33230333
No opinions. That's on them.

>>33230326
Sure, show me your bunny

>>33230333
They're fine for hookups and FWBs.

>>33230312
I don't like that this would actually work on me...

>>33230332
She can, she just over does it. Probably insecurities with her bf. She's young right now, she'll probably change once she's in her late 20s/30s

>>33230335
>>33230331
>>33230332
The fuck are you talking about that cheap hooker style is the hottest shit ever and Sabrina is cute

>>33230319
>>33230327
*mwah*

>>33230249
Hot comes from facial expressions and eye makeup. Alison Brie and Anne Hathaway both have the "cute" vibe that seems inescapable, but then they can turn on hot mode through eye makeup and facial expression.

>>33230338
lol
>how it started, how it's going

>>33230260
F
Yes
Yes
No, I see it as cultural traditions

>>33230342
Trying too hard with this trolling bro

>>33230312
i’m trying this

>>33230342
lmao
Neither of those things are true.

>>33230337
Thank you sir.

>>33230317
i haven’t been able to find that

>>33230340
You're a man, of course it would work on you.

>>33230353
How many guys have you gone through

>>33230349
Can I go first?

>>33230333
Do you skip menopause if you do that?

>>33230308
Sorry i cant last more than 20 seconds

>>33230348
>>33230350
You're either dumb girls or chuds, real men find her attractive

>>33230333
My vagina doctor offered it as a form of bc when I said I didn't want kids. No pushback. It's certainly more of an option now.

>>33230241
Kek, it didn't last long though, OP should ideally work on himself and his self-esteem first
>>33230264
>He's suffering, but he masks well in public
Idk I crashed out and was saying how I wanted to die the night I met my ex gf

>>33230333
Fine by me. I'm not having children.
Hope there won't be any complications or side effects from the procedure.

>>33230290
>Is that his name,
ye

>>33230362
That's ok. There's always drugs so we can go all night if you try one.

>>33230363
Give us another one

>>33230361
Not if you just cut your tubes. Nothing internally changes. You just can't convince.

>>33230361
She'll still get menopause

>>33230345
Nice toons.

>>33230316
Do it.

>>33230249
Maya Higa is both cute and hot, I dont know if its the exposed skin or what but she hits both aesthetics for me.

girls, will you be a milf? how will you make sure you're a milf?

>>33230340
Excellent
>>33230349
To be clear, I mean touching your chest over the clothes, unless you’re feeling VERY daring
To escape the sisterzone, you need to deliver a strong shock of “I’m not just cute, I’m soft and female and sexual” straight to his brain, and this does the trick

>>33230345
Rad

>>33230333
Sad that the world is making people this miserable and hopeless

Is $140 for an std test normal?
I don't have anything but I want to hook up with a girl I am going on a date with and be able to say that with a test to back it up.

>>33230305
>unless I'm gambling
Tell us more please, this is the kind of shit I'm into
>different religions
Expand further on this
>>33230292
>kind of but not bad things.
You also expand further on this
>>33230347
Can you share the one that you think is weirdest to an outsider or a friend might have raised an eyebrow to?

>>33230365
>Idk I crashed out and was saying how I wanted to die the night I met my ex gf
Need to trauma bond with..
nah
I'm not made for relationships, I'm too detached.

>>33230374
she cute, but then I can't play a woman if I'm actually 'immersed', I only play female characters if I don't care about the story, if I start getting invested, the girl starts getting in the way for me personally.

>>33230380
cute frog.

>>33230383
Sounds right.

>>33230381
What if they just enjoy there life how it is? Why do you need to make all these hoops to jump through?

>>33230363
She is not ugly, your statements sre just factually incorrect.

>>33230324
I won't take this Sabrina slander ITT, she is a babe
>>33230383
You can't get STD tests free in America? Mad
I'm guessing you're not an virgin then?

Men, would you fuck a milf?

Women, would you fuck a dilf?

>>33230377
NAG but this is actually really cute and wholesome lol

>>33230386
Damn I was hoping you'd say there are much cheaper places.

moids and foids

would you date outside your culture?

>>33230369
Sure, she's easily in the top 10 most attractive women I know by name

>>33230384
>Tell us more please, this is the kind of shit I'm into
oh no, lol, I don't have any mainstream superstition, it's just vibes, instincts, lucky numbers, and stupid shit you'd do like holding your breath and the AB buttons when you're capturing pokemon because it 'increased the chances'

sorry to disappoint.

>>33230390
M
No

>>33230394
F
I’m white so I have no culture

>>33230333
>Men how do you feel about women that get sterilized so they never get pregnant?
I'm massively in favour.

>>33230389
>You can't get STD tests free in America? Mad
I guess not, there are free tests at my college like once a month but I'm at work. usually.
>I'm guessing you're not an virgin then?
No...

>>33230401
shut up with that bullshit

>>33230260
>Would you call yourself superstitious?
I believe it's bad luck to put your keys on the table. Mostly the bad luck takes to form of you losing your keys.
It also may or may not be bad luck to open an umbrella indoors.

>>33230324
>>33230396
Boomer women mog her

>>33230390
>Men, would you fuck a milf?
Absolutely

>>33230385
>not made for relationships, I'm too detached
This is how I feel, but don't write yourself off bud, you're really young
>>33230377
Would
>>33230260
M, not really but my nutty grandfather was very
I am somewhat, yeah. I don't think superstitions just came out of nowhere

>>33230394
M
culture yes
race no

>>33230401
What a retarded thing to say.

>>33230401
Sorry but we need to put you in Papua new guinea for a week because you're a fish that can't feel the water all around you.

>>33230394
I'm mixed, so this will never be something i have to think about

>>33230394
I think the fact that I'm even here means yes.
But maybe dating is different.
I don't know, I've never let anyone get emotionally close to me enough to find out.

>>33230410
It's more like I've diagnosed my problem. emotional detachment and cold rationalization is my coping mechanisms.
I might genuinely need to kill whoever I am now before I can get a gf, lmao.

>>33230383
>Is $140 for an std test normal?
If you don't live in a third world country, it's free.

>>33230401
Amazing bait slow clap

>>33230394
M
I need a Euro woman to save me from America

>>33230394
Not if it's controlling. My feminist makes me racist against a lot of cultures.

>>33230081
M, always been a big Starfire enjoyer

>>33230394
M
Of course.

>>33230401
lol

>>33230393
You might be able to find a free clinic but those are slow and staffed by the kinds of people who can't get themselves hired anywhere nicer.

>>33230390
Would I fuck someone I by definition want to fuck? No absolutely not.

>>33230394
F
Depends on the culture.

>>33230422
No you don't, nobody should have to live in Europe.

>>33230363
Girls find her attractive though

>>33230424
Stupid dumb troq

>>33230385
I've actually never had that issue with games, interesting.

>>33230430
i.e. no blacks

>>33230379
seriously? men get turned on by touching a clothed boob?

>>33230394
M, yes
>>33230390
I'd marry her
>>33230403
Damn can the college not mail the tests to you or something
Can you not just take a day off

>>33230435
Well, I'm not reading a story, I'm 'immersed', like I'm in there.
Which means I've also technically never really 'roleplayed' before.

Since they're literally all just me, and what I'd do in these kind of situations.

>>33230431
You don't know how bad it is here.

>>33230416
Well at least you have some self-awareness
Sounds like a self-preservation thing
I hope you can work through it
Or just become a mentalcel like me jk

>>33230394
M
Yeah

>>33230363
It's the look
Her singer persona looks like a drag queen

>>33230437
Yes?

>>33230444
impeccable physique.

>>33230447
Love that ice cream

>>33230434
Fite me
>>33230437
>men get turned on by touching a clothed boob?
Duh, what's there not to like

>>33230443
>Which means I've also technically never really 'roleplayed' before.
Oh that's fair.

>>33230436
Nah there could potentially be blacks.

>>33230437
sis………

Women, would you let your boyfriend run and manage an onlyfans account for you?

>>33230444
You guys have a okay president, a great economy and the strongest military in the planet

I'd kill to be American instead of Swedish

>>33230418
I live in a 3rd world country called the U.S., I hear about them vaguely, like free ones for gay men, I guess I'll pretend to suck dick to save money.

>>33230447
She looks like a dollar store version of this woman

Women, do you ever post while naked?
What about just topless?

Do tall women like short men?

>>33230406
>I believe it's bad luck to put your keys on the table
I've never heard this one before, nifty
>>33230410
>I am somewhat,
Tell us about one you do believe
>>33230397
You strike me as the type to do "the squeeze" in Baccarat

>>33230427
>staffed by the kinds of people who can't get themselves hired anywhere
As an ex-medical receptionist I can confirm

>>33230438
I would have to be present to get tested, but I'm sure I could take the day off the next time I get an email.

>>33230437
>seriously? men get turned on by touching a clothed boob?
Duh.

Why is everyone determined to piss me off today

>>33230424
>Starfire
Yeah that tracks

>>33230466
Dang my ex coworker from hell that finally got fired should work there

>>33230459
Is the content feet pics? What are we doin, baby?

This guy keeps trying to get me to hang out with him and today is the second time I said no and he just tried calling me even though I just told him I’m still at work
What do I do?

>>33230464
>Heels
She's literally 5'7, the average female height what the fuck?

>>33230464
M
It depends on the woman, but generally they don't care about height they care about insecurity.
And they usually got bullied for their height in school so they atr empathy.

>>33230471
>Why is everyone determined to piss me off today
Only you can answer that. What did you do to them all?

>>33230463
Yes.
I went outside to eat. But I'm pantiless.

>>33230465
>Tell us about one you do believe
There are loads but for instance I do believe that walking over three drainpipes, under signs and ladders is bad luck
I also believe that bad luck comes in threes
Likewise, finding a heads up penny, a black cat crossing your path, and ladybugs climbing on you is good luck

>>33230459
NAG but I really missed a trick when one of my woman friends wanted me to be her photographer for feet pics despite me having zero photography experience.

>>33230477
Block him?

>>33230471
What have we done

>>33230478
Avg height for women is 5’4

>>33230460
Our government literally poisons us with tap water
Companies poison us for fun
Trump is all talk and no bite
>economy
Muh GDP is bullshit
>the strongest military in the planet
We haven't "won" a war since ww2 and lose to farmers in caves every war since then.
>Swedish
That's rough, I'll admit that.

>>33230477
block him.

>>33230459
No, it’s my income and my business
I don’t think he’d want to deal with creepy DMs anyway

>>33230481
what if bugs get in there, I could never chill with my balls exposed, none of the mosquitos would be able to resist the allure of my scrotes.

>>33230477
Block him? Idk

>>33230477
>What do I do?
Block him. If he still persists, talk to the police.

>>33230464
Idk, you guys call me both tall and short at 5'8

>>33230482
>walking over three drainpipes
Is this a birtish thing? Can anyone else chime in on this?
>a black cat crossing your path
I like that you consider this good luck

>>33230484
>>33230491
I can’t I see him through mutual friends a lot

>>33230464
This bitch wearing high heels like she isn't 5'10 lmao
pic is a real tall woman

>>33230488
Just choose to eat healthy
>GDP bullshit
You just don't know how good things are

>>33230499
Beat him with a stick

>>33230463
topless yes, on humid days like today especially
naked is too much, I wear teeny shorts at least

why the fuck am I still hung on my ex girlfriend? we dated 3 years ago. I have a fwb so I fuck regularly and meet girls. Not sure what’s missing. Bros please give me tips on moving the fuck on.

>>33230499
Do your friends know he's acting like this?

>>33230477
Be honest with him, if you want to hangout with him suggest a different day, if you don't want to hangout with him then tell him you're not interested in spending time together.
It sounds like he has some romantic thoughts about you so be careful.

>>33230472
Elaborate lol
>>33230478
>5'7, the average female height
I'm moving to where you live jk
>>33230498
>Is this a birtish thing
Afaik yes, same with black cats
>>33230503
Friendship with doritos has ended
Friendship with boobs at eye level woman has begun

>>33230503
is this edited? her arms are so long.

>>33230499
Block him anyway?

>>33230480
The bus driver closed the doors in my face and wagged his finger at me when I knocked for him to open them. I hope he and his family get horrifically tortured

>>33230477
>answer phone
>“Was I not clear? Leave me alone.”
>hang up
>block
At times like this, you have to be a bitch, there’s no way around it

>>33230505
>Just choose to eat healthy
Dude, Europe doesn't even take our meat because of how unhealthy it is.
Veggies are sprayed with toxic shit.
>You just don't know how good things are
What's so bad about Sweden other than picrel.

>>33230515
Lol

>>33230499
He can still talk to you irl, but he’s lost phone privileges.

Women, how often would you let your bf play with your boobies?

>>33229952
loving this conservative strat of asserting things which every single person on earth knows is demonstrably false

>>33230509
No they’ve been friends with him longer than with me so I don’t think they’d care
>>33230510
I wish he wasn’t autistic and would take the hint I don’t want to be mean
>>33230516
Hell no

>>33230493
I still have clothes on, dummy.

>>33230515
>wagged his finger at me when I knocked for him to open them
Was your bus driver Sonic the Hedgehog
>you're too slow
>>33230508
Idk did you get proper closure in the breakup, was she the one who got away
>>33230499
London? Just block the persistent retard
>>33230486
5'3 in my cuntry (which was my ex's height)

>>33230518
NTA
Is grass fed beef just not a thing where you live? It's not hard for me to find decent food where I live in the US.

>>33230481
>But I'm pantiless.
>>33230507
>topless yes,
that is so hot

>>33230525
Just keep saying no he'll probably get it eventually

>>33230526
oh yeah, I dunno why my mind immediately went to skirts.

>>33230518
I see Sweden is becoming overrun with Muslims like the UK

>>33230511
>same with black cats
We think thats bad luck in the states usually
>Elaborate
MLP, Strawberry Shortcake, your penchant for childrens shows and blondes.
It just leads me to believe you like bubbly and upbeat personalities. ie; Starfire

>>33230522
everyday :3

>there are femanons with their sweaty tits out ITT as we speak
Lewd.

>>33230148
I respond with polite interest because 1. she's right, you shouldn't shit on someone just because they have beliefs which are a bit cringe and 2. the myth behind astrology is genuinely interesting even if I don't believe any of it. Like how the Bible is a genuinely fantastically written book even though I'm not Christian
I think shit tests are awful and stupid. But this shit test would be effective IMO

>>33230522
20 minutes every time he eats me out

>>33230539
There are male sweat tits too.

>>33230518
>Dude, Europe doesn't even take our meat because of how unhealthy it is.
Veggies are sprayed with toxic shit
You could probably import your own if you wanted to given how much wealthier you are

>Shit wages (compared to US)
>Retirement scam

British anons what are your thoughts on polish and Ukrainian immigration

>>33230534
As someone who lives in the UK, that is not a description I recognise.

>>33230534
This is your average European nation now.

>>33230027
>>33229975
I absolutely love that women get moody without sex.

>>33230544
I have no particular opinion on immigration. It's never affected me in any way

>>33230539
I don’t feel lewd, I feel like a greasy mess
Not even my cat wants to be with me

Why even live?

>>33230548
can confirm. I’m a woman who gets sexually frustrated when no sex.

>>33230547
Imagine dropping a 2000lbs jdam precision strike munition in the middle of that crowd

>>33230525
>I wish he wasn’t autistic and would take the hint I don’t want to be mean
Haha well as an autist it does feel better to have closure than feel like I am in the dark.
I do think that I have a method down of if she says she is busy and doesn't suggest another time she isn't interested and I'll leave it at that.
But yeah, he would feel better if you told him you aren't interested, he is still going to feel bad but it won't be something he continues to ruminating on trying to figure it out.

>>33230535
>leads me to believe you like bubbly and upbeat personalities. ie; Starfire
I've always had a soft spot for them, yeah
My ex was incredibly bubbly and upbeat
Raven on the other hand is more like myself, we could be depressed and do dark magic together
This is rainbow dash backpack guy right?

>>33230550
>It's never affected me in any way
Ah, well as long as it doesn't affect you, then it's fine!

Women, what does birth control do?
I heard that it helps some women with painful periods. Does that mean it just stops the cycle wholesale or what?

>>33230548
we’re human just like you
all work and no sex makes mommy grumpy

>>33230112
>Please yap
Really? That's not an ick?

>>33230544
M, American, I went over there to the UK to kick some of those lazy freeloaders out on behalf of my British allies, I walked right up to this fat Polish looking guy and said "what part of Poland you from!?" and he said "Wales" the he followed it up with some kind of nonsense language I assume was Polish. Anyways I kicked his ass, you're welcome Brits.

What goes through your mind when your bf slides his fingers inside you?

>>33230562
Nag it alters the hormones to make the brain think you're already pregnant and stop your cycle

>>33230544
>polish
They are a little scummy but at least they do real jobs and their culture isn't cancerous, they also don't seem to stick around, spending large periods of time back home (don't blame them, too expensive here)
>Ukrainian
Not enough of them here to really comment, apparently the women are homewreckers

>>33230562
It doesn't stop the cycle. It just makes the effect of PMS/Mensuration less strong.

>>33230562
google is free now go learn something ffs

>>33230561
Would you prefer that I lie and pretend I give a fuck

>>33230551
Your cat (probably) doesn't get horny when he sees you so I'm not sure he's the best source on whether or not your boob sweat is appealing.

>>33229952
Sexual compatibility is just dependent on if the man dominant enough

>>33230546
>As someone who lives in the UK, that is not a description I recognise.
You really acting like Rotherham isn't a thing?

>>33230544
As a British (second gen) immigrant myself
Shoot them all
Jk, but we need to tighten the border and send the boats back
If you don't want to assimilate into the culture you can bugger off
Sandniggers are the worst for this usually

>>33230558
Yeah you spotted me ._.

>>33230565
Nta but nobody likes it when I do and especially not women

>>33230568
good things that can’t be expressed with my tiny phone keyboard

>>33230548
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>33230574
Oh, I'm sorry sir

>>33230573
Thats so cold and callous, theres a chance discussion could be had if an anon answers
>>33230569
That seems like a cruel joke
>>33230572
So would you still experience ovulation and the horniness that comes along with it?

State gender.
Does the thought of someone watching you have sex turn you on?
Just the thought, even if you'd never do it.

>>33230544
Wrong thread

Women, if you used the same perfume as your bf's ex, would you rather he told you or he kept his mouth shut?

>>33230587
Those men aren't even fucking Polish or Ukrainian you stupid fuck

How do you feel about this?

ovulation is in a few days and still no bf :’c

>>33230587
Women that like this form of brown men need to be free use to protect kids I guess.

>>33230591
Not even out of the ordinary here

>>33230564
>mommy
Please break me

Respect her feelings? Oh right like she respected mine, oh wait no she didn’t. Fuck off

>>33230562
NAG but it depends on the method. The combination pill often makes periods lighter and less painful. Some other methods (e.g. injections , hormonal IUD) *sometimes* shut them down entirely but there are other possible outcomes. The copper coil tends to make periods heavier, but not always.

>>33230589
F, no, I don’t even like watching myself having sex

>>33230594
generic coomer cringe, yawn

>>33230554
>>33230564
>>33230584
May your cups runneth over

>>33230589
Eh. It's kinda cool.

>>33230594
Do they have something like this but with a focus on her armpits?
Also, sauce?

>>33230594
Pretty gay

Gender
Would you switch the sex that you were born as if you were given the choice?

>>33230602
Like on video?

>>33230589
M, no, I'm scared of sex enough without someone watching
>>33230593
He's talking about Muslims kek
Police covered this shit up for years in fear of being racist
>>33230602
London?
>>33230601
Nostalgic

>>33230608
M
Yes

>>33230595
Hey

>>33230608
M
No I don't think so. Being a woman looks fun for sex, but in general it looks like it fucking sucks to be a woman.

Women, can you please explain the appeal of sirens and why so many women wish to embody their characteristics?
I can sus out like 80% of it but I would like to verify and see your thoughts through your eyes.

>>33230595
If you were ovulating on a date, what would happen?

>>33230595
I'll mail you my sperm if you'd like

>>33230577
>You really acting like Rotherham isn't a thing?
Sadly every country has grooming gangs, and most of them aren't Muslim.

>>33230595
Womp womp.
Does masturbating help?

>>33230580
Howzit going man, what you been up to
>>33230608
Fuck no lol, I'm neurotic enough as it is, if I had to deal with bipolar and having period cycles I'd probably kill myself

>>33230612
I know what he's talking about and it's because he's a stupid fuck who can't read reply chains. I specifically said I have no opinion on Polish or Ukrainian immigration as it has never affected me. I didn't mention Muslim immigration.

>>33230608
M
No I like being a man.

>>33230608
NO. I love being a woman. I love my boobies and hips and bootie. I love dresses and high heels and flowers and giggles and cute animals and pink and the ability to get pregnant and have babies.

>>33230608
M
yes. i have been invisible, resented, and hated all of my life. if i was a woman, i could be 10x worse and still be loved and desired, evidenced by every woman in my family. the amount of bitterness i have towards existence is getting scary

>>33230384
Once a year we ward off evil spirits. We gather, eat, sing as one of us is selected to enter the forest to appease nature to protect us. When I do it I wear a white dress and twig-antlers, outfit varies but always barefoot. I can’t say what I do in the forest, but when I return successfully we light a bonfire and celebrate.

>>33230594
This shit is for lonely losers to pretend like they have someone who gives a shit about them
It’s hated by the masses because how dare these losers have an outlet, they don’t even deserve imaginary women

I'm boyvulating rn and women dont even care

>>33230594
>How do you feel about this?
She looks like she's been roofied.

>>33230617
I don’t want to think about it.

>>33230592
Good question… I think I’d rather know so I can change my perfume and start replacing her scent like the animal I am
>>33230594
I thought he was going to crush her skull lol
Absurd physics aside, I do like elf ears being an erogenous zone in fanfiction
>>33230608
F, not permanently, but I’d be curious to give it a try at least
>>33230616
It’s the whole “luring men to their doom” aesthetic lol

>>33230619
>most of
Why should a nation risk the safety of their citizens for people that may harm them?

>>33230608
f
nah

>>33230598
NTA.
The day a woman joins my BJJ gym is the day I quit. There's absolutely no way I wouldn't get bricked.

>>33230619
Is this Oxford fuckboy anon because I can only imagine yourself brownnosing Muslim criminals this much
Notice how whenever there is a stabbing or rape in the UK they try to conceal the ethnicity of the criminals

>>33230608
M
Absolutely not.

>>33230608
F
If I could switch between going back and forth, I would, sure.

>>33230594
Looks like shit.

>>33230621
>Howzit going man, what you been up to
Its going alright, meds have been working so I no longer want to actively kill myself. I've been building muscle. Other than that its just existing.
Hbu, anything new going on? Anything happen after quitting your job?

>>33230616
men can be dangerous weapons if wielded right, so whoever commands them has a lot of power, being able to make them bend the knee and do your bidding simply by enchanting them with your femininity charms feels god like

>>33230632
NTA.
Hi, femanon, I think you're cute, and would like to take you out for a coffee.
How do you like yours?

>>33230608
F
Never. I like being me

>>33230627
Mf a celtic shaman wtf

>>33230608
>Would you switch the sex that you were born as if you were given the choice?
Doesn't seem worth it now, I'm too old. But when I was younger, yeah.

>>33230608
M

If I had to start life all over it would be tempting but I don't know if I'd go for it. If it was a "wake up tomorrow as a woman" thing then absolutely not, most of what I have accomplished would be pretty worthless as a woman and the "easy mode" benefits wouldn't shake out to being worth it at this age (34).

>>33230629
dont make a mess

>>33230608
M
I'm not white but I think this sums it up nicely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLg5POTvVzs

>>33230624
God I want to impregnate you

>>33230608
Not with my dad's genes. Short and premature balding. But maybe if I could be average size. Id love to be physically stronger and a faster runner. Also I hate the idea of pregnancy

>>33230641
Based
>>33230646
Happy to hear about your meds <3 grats on the gains, from gym I assume?
Eh done some stuff around the house today and hung with housemates but just been playing vidya and drinking besides

>>33230651
Close enough

>>33230605
Gender?

>>33230608
M
Yeah actually I would, not because I want to be a woman but because I have experienced the downsides of being a man with very few upsides while even experiencing the downsides common with being a woman.
I could basically have everything I wanted as a tomboy, and if I kept my same sexuality I could accomplish that by being a lesbian tomboy.

>>33230627
Be my wife NOW

>>33230656
That's a troon.

Too many F's in the thread today. I don't believe you. Its usually 3, max

>>33230608
Yes, being a woman is easy mode

>>33230641
>>33230633
Would you swap gender mid fuck with a guy?

>>33230624
Cute.

>>33230665
F in the chat I suppose

>>33230608
M
No. I had to be the son. That's the reason why I was born.

>>33230634
>Why should a nation risk the safety of their citizens for people that may harm them?
You're right. We should exterminate the entire population of the country, citizens included. It's the only way to be sure there's no one harmful living here.

>>33230608
M
No
But ngl wish I could be a lesbian sometimes
Feels like it would be easier

>>33230616
If I don't get sex I am going to start drowning men with my pussy.

>>33230627
>one of us is selected to enter the forest to appease nature to protect us. When I do it I wear a white dress and twig-antlers, outfit varies but always barefoot. I can’t say what I do in the forest,
How many people do you have sex with during this?

>>33230649
I don’t like coffee.

>>33230633
>It’s the whole “luring men to their doom” aesthetic lol
Succubi also encapsulate this idea rather well too but its seen as a much less desirable thing to be
>>33230648
>being able to make them bend the knee and do your bidding simply by enchanting them
I thought so, is the aquatic nature of a siren also part of the fantasy or is it primarily about the control and enchantment?

>>33230667
Can i creampie your pussy?

Women would you date a loser?

>>33230677
Hot

>>33230646
Also kinda wish my ex would stop spamming me throughout the day with vacation vids/photos and other stuff. I'm glad she's at least having some fun but making it harder to just move on
Also feel bad about not working the notice period at my old job or saying bye to anyone but what you gonna do

>>33230663
That’s sweet, or really aggressive, idk

>>33230677
Tie me to the mast

>>33230638
>Notice how whenever there is a stabbing or rape in the UK they try to conceal the ethnicity of the criminals
Can't say I've noticed it, no, because it hardly ever happens. Most recent rapes seem to have been carried out by serving police officers who were white

>>33230608
No because then I'd just be QT.
I like being semismart and not homeless.

>>33230679
>I don’t like coffee
How am I supposed to fit in a lame joke about extra cream now?

>>33230627
Welp the hex signs inscribed inside the drywall of my hose suddenly seem less weird.

>>33230608
F
Hell no, I didn’t survive puberty just to lose these curves
>>33230624
Same but I’m more of a purple girlie
>>33230616
It’s just slang for being seductive and irresistible

>>33230673
So whenever someone makes a good point and you have no rebuttable do you always do hyperbolic argument bullshit?

>>33230627
Nice

Plap.

>>33230692
IceCREAM nigga it's in the name

>>33230694
>these curves
Hnnnng

>>33230656
please do. i give you permission. i need a baby.

>>33230691
Are you implying that I'm retarded
You're not wrong desu

Are there really that many women here? Like, actual women, with the right chromosomes and genitals and stuff. I had no idea.

>>33230683
Women’s sexuality is based on sex with the winner lol

>>33230658
>gym I assume
Just at home calisthenics. Cranking out burpees and pullups until I feel like a noodle and the occasional jumprope

>>33230668
That sounds like it could lead to a horrible accident if my vagina disappears with a dick still inside
>>33230680
Succubi are too rapey
Sirens make men do it all themselves

>>33230702
I'm the only bio male in this thread.

Femanon, can i borrow your pillow for a week?

Women, did growing boobs/ass/hips hurt?

Femanons, would you hookup with a dude's girlfriend if he was cool with it?

>>33230690
>it hardly ever happens
Iol, lmao even

>>33230694
>It’s just slang for being seductive and irresistible
If that were true then succubus would be more appropriate

>>33230702
Nag but we can cuddle if you want bro

>>33230709
stop being a pedophile

>>33230678
Non, it’s mostly family. I commune with nature for omens, I don’t fuck the trees

>>33230705
>Succubi are too rapey
>Sirens make men do it all themselves
I think you don't understand what a Siren does

Women is it possible for the male body to arouse you?

>>33230704
Sounds pretty based man
Haven't done that in like a decade lol

>>33230702
We’re on every board, anon, we’re just allowed to be obvious about it here

>>33230706
Bio male human maybe. I'm from Mars.

>>33230686
>feel bad about not working the notice period at my old job or saying bye to anyone but what you gonna do
It is what it is
>Ex
Sounds like a handful, your relationship with her is an odd one for sure. I'm only wishing the best for you mate

>>33230719
>t. OCDAnon

>>33230700
>i need a baby.
Plap plap plap

>>33230709
No. It happens gradually. As a teen I had nothing. Very flat. By the time I turned 20 my thighs and ass were bigger and my hips wider. By 24 they were more. Later I learned this happens because the fat stored in the ass and thighs is the fat that used to make breast milk. Having fat thighs and ass made it easier to breastfeed my first baby.

>>33230680
>is the aquatic nature of a siren also part of the fantasy or is it primarily about the control and enchantment?
more the later, I don‘t really care about the exact form or circumstance, there is just part of me that enjoys leaning into this devouring aspect a little bit every now and then - as a little treat

>>33230685
>>33230689
I neeed sexsexsexsex

How do we get women to read books? Guys on /lit/ are feeling lonely and they're goth posting again

>>33230721
NTA. Are (You) on /gif/?

>>33230705
>Succubus
Actual sexual predator
>Sirens
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss

Thoughts?

>>33230709
this is my body type and it makes me angry. I want to be skeleton model skinny like 90s model

>>33230690
>>33230619
You're a woman right?

>>33230701
Kinda. You're labradoodle smart.

>>33230731
they have been goth posting for days now
>How do we get women to read books?
??? we already are doing that

>>33230730
Please play with my hair while you ride my face.

>>33230724
>your relationship with her is an odd one for sure
I mean I'm an odd person so
>It is what it is
Eet eees what eeet eeez
>only wishing the best for you mate
Thanks man, still on my depressed era but hope you have a good future

>>33230720
It keeps the brain busy
>>33230729
>leaning into this devouring aspect a little bit every now and then - as a little treat
adorable

>>33230730
AAAAGH

Femanons with big thighs, do you like skinny men?

>>33230707
Which one? I sleep with multiple pillows
>pillow under my head
>pillow between my legs
>pillow under my stomach so I can sleep on my front comfortably
>smol pillow next to me for my cat
>>33230709
Not the actual growth, it was mostly the part where my uterus started shredding itself from the inside that hurt :/
Although my boobies were hard and sensitive at the very beginning, they quickly became the soft wonders they are today

I feel like I'm dealing with the weirdest girl ever.

>She ERPs with me (has only ever done so with me I'm pretty sure outside of a few things in normal D&D games that were all fade to black)
>She knows I get off from the ERP but claims she doesn't ever do it (though she posts about being embarrassed and stuff)
>Says sex is funny and deflects her own arousal
>Literally will draw coomer stuff of her characters, especially if I tell her to
>Seems to enjoy being groomed into my personal RP slut but deflects personal desires
>Is definitely an attractive woman (I know 100% this is the case)

I mean I'm fine just enjoying it all but I still don't understand women. It's not like drawing and erpng are light commitments.

>>33230735
humblebrag

>>33230695
>So whenever someone makes a good point
He didn't.
>and you have no rebuttable
I did.
>do you always do hyperbolic argument bullshit?
Never. The point (which clearly went whizzing several feet over your head) is that if you like at the *actual* statistics, instead of made-up shit posted on /pol, Muslim immigrants are no more likely to commit crimes than native white people. So if you want to exclude people from the country on the grounds that they MIGHT commit crimes, you would have to exclude the entire native population as well. That is not hyperbole, merely a statement of fact.

And no, I will not discuss this further.

>>33230710
I could plap her too, since I have permission.

>>33230627
Have you seen The Viitch with Anya Taylor Joy?

Suns so fucking bright.

>>33230727
>By the time I turned 20 my thighs and ass were bigger and my hips wider. By 24 they were more. Later I learned this happens because the fat stored in the ass and thighs is the fat that used to make breast milk.
Want another baby?

>>33230737
>labradoodle smart
What does this even mean
Is this cause I have adhd

>>33230693
Don’t know what that’s about, but most superstitions and rituals are hardly ever used for curses.

>>33230744
it’s embarrassing when i sit next to a skinny guy and he had twig legs and mine are so curvy

>>33230719
Yes

Ditzy girls are the cutest

>>33230745
>pillow under my head
this one cause it smells like you the most

>>33230738
If girls read books then why can't guys on lit get laid

>>33230710
I’m still closeted so I’d just kiss her for now
>>33230717
I’ve never encountered either of them, so you may be right
>>33230734
Yes exactly
Becoming a succubus is a failure state, while a siren is #relationshipgoals

>>33230757
gymcel here, if a guy doesn't eat enough growing up, he will never have girl-tier legs even if he lifts like crazy, they simply will not fill out

>>33230748
So citizens matter less than refugees and you're ok with them hurting citizens?
Thank you for admitting it

>>33230751
Shouldn't it be night time in your part of the world?
>>33230757
note to self, squat heavy
>>33230765
nevermind, its over

>>33230757
But thats soooo hot though!!!

>>33230757
It's embarrassing to be hot??

>>33230767
?

>>33230764
You’re a girl what the hell do you need to be closeted for

>>33230763
because many of them read real shitty books and have real shitty takes

>>33230736
>You're a woman right?
No.

>>33230733
Once in a while yes, but I prefer /aco/
>>33230744
Yeah, it makes me feel safer in a weird way, like I can push him around if I need to
>>33230735
Greetings, fellow pear

>>33230589
M. No, it creeps me out.

>>33230765
Should I kill myself or..?

>>33230739
*Rewatching that video from 2 threads ago*

>>33230737
Is there a way for me to get smarter or am I just stuck like this
>>33230771
She need a closet for all her outfits
Wait I read this wrong

>>33230766
>So citizens matter less than refugees
No, they matter exactly the same as refugees.

>>33230769
>It's embarrassing to be hot??
Nta but it sure does feel like a lot of women here feel that way. Probably not a coincidence.

>>33230748
It's pointless replying to /pol/tards.

>>33230696
hehe thanks. I know it can’t be real but you know, doesn’t hurt

>>33230770
Nevermind, I dont know time zones that well

>>33230757
Men will never understand this
>what do you mean embarrassed? it makes my dick hard!
>>33230762
Excellent choice sir
>>33230763
>he thinks men on /lit/ read books
Next you’ll say men on /v/ play videogames

>>33230738
women only read erotic fiction though

>>33230743
*drowning with kisses*

>>33230757
Sit next to the fat guy then, if he's not waddling, his legs would be beefy.

>>33230783
>No, they matter exactly the same as refugees.
So you don't care about your own people at all?
You have no allegiance to your countrymen?
People are interchangeable and boarders don't matter?
Are you a communist?

>>33230764
>Becoming a succubus is a failure state, while a siren is #relationshipgoals
Interesting, I feel like I understand women just a little bit better now.

>>33230790
>Men will never understand this
>what do you mean embarrassed? it makes my dick hard!

it’s embarrassing because why the fuck is he so twig skinny when i should be like that instead. I feel pressured as if I was fat. When I’m not but my thighs are.

>>33230786
Ah, another European self immolating.

>>33230760
>tfw to smart for a boyfriend

>>33230744
Yesssssss
They fit so welllllll
Between my hipssssssss

Women, what about having a bigger butt than a guy? You like that right?

>>33230800
>why the fuck is he so twig skinny
That's his problem, bro should work out his legs more
Thicc thighs save lives

>>33230790
They don't read books though, they only argue about books they pretend to have read and nobody can call them out on it because they haven't read the book either. So they just go back and forth making shit up.

>>33230465
>I've never heard this one before
I thought not putting your keys on the table was common knowledge. But you have heard of the umbrella one? I thought that was more obscure.

>>33230800
Do you feel embarrassed when a guy’s chest is flat, but you have tits??
That’s just where our bodies store fat, and it’s beautiful.

>>33230787
mwah~

>>33230790
>what do you mean embarrassed? it makes my dick hard!
this but unironically. If i knew i women found me or some feature of mine attractive it would cure my low self esteem 100%

>>33230750
Yes. It scared me so much! I barely managed to watch it, I’m not good with scary movies and try to avoid them

>>33230802
>to smart
Tfw no overconfident gf who I don't have the heart to correct

>>33230791
true, I came like seven times reading the crisis of the modern world today

>>33230756
I should clarify that I am the one who did the hex signs inside the walls during some renovations. I don't know if they do anything but it's family tradition and so far I have not had any ghosts or demons, so they must work.

>>33230464
I love how she nods her head and goes "Yes, this is what I want." She also has to wear ridiculous shoes to achieve it.

>>33230803
never thought about it like this and now I’m happy to have big thighs. Will keep him securely wrapped in between my thighs

>>33230803
moid hands

>>33230804
I don’t think about my butt much, it’s behind me after all
But having wide hips makes me feel like a fatty since most spaces are designed for men… like the seats on the train… I take up 1.5 seats sitting down, and no I’m not obese
This must be how tall guys feel in a world of midgets

>>33230785
This convo reminds me how a few years ago an older woman complimented my thighs when we were sitting down
I should've had sex with her

>>33230772
>>33230790
Men of lit have great taste in philosophy and the written word get real....


>>33230794
Why are fins like this

>>33230746
Nobody has any thoughts? What do you think she's getting out of it? Is she just lying about not getting horny?

>>33230808
>the umbrella one? I thought that was more obscure.
I feel like your trolling me but I know you're not. The umbrella one is a classic, pretty much everyone in a western country should know that one. It's in cartoons and shit.
The keys one does explain the prevalence of a key bow or key holder by the door though. Just never heard it til now.

>>33230821
If you can crush a soda can between your thighs, imagine what you can do to a guy’s dick… or a guy’s head…

>>33230794
Down I go
Into the dark below

>>33230816
It was very intense.
Did you feel any connection to what you are doing?

>>33230803
need big booty latina NOW

>>33230827
>Men of lit have great taste in philosophy and the written word
where?

Wish there were more female virgins to interact with

>>33230823
You are supposed to have wide hips though

>>33230801
>>33230796
Quit spamming.

>>33230562
Some medical anon explained this to me a while back. But I've already forgotten how it works.

>>33230830
Idk ive never ERPed with a girl, had a girl like me, or talked with a girl online. maybe ask reddit for advice, unironically. theyre all sexhaving normalfags over there

>>33230746
>>33230830
Words on a screen don’t do much for me either, it’s just a writing exercise for me
ERP flexes my creative muscles, but not my vaginal muscles

>>33230810
Nta but your legs are supposed to be thick and muscular not thin and twiggy. Nobody expects you to grow tits.

>>33230832
so my thighs have purpose:3