Thread 33231189

This dude in my dorm keeps making these passive aggressive remarks as he's talking to the other roommates, saying things like "man it stinks in here" and "we already have one dude in here that stinks we don't need anymore"

I think he's talking about me. What should I do?

>>33231189 (OP)
Shit on his bed

>>33231189 (OP)
Ask yourself - does he have a point? If yes then sort your shit out. If no then don't react to his bullshit and enjoy talking to other non-passive aggressive people

Just ask him if he has a problem with your smell. I am autistic though and just call people.out and make things uncomfortable and dont care.

>>33231189 (OP)
I won't read threads posted by the subhumans who smell funny.

>>33231208
>If no then don't react to his bullshit
Doesn't that make you look weak?

>>33231215
>I am autistic though and make things uncomfortable and dont care.
isn't that more based than autist?

>>33231208
>talking to other non-passive aggressive people
Breath of fresh air and very rare

>>33231197
kek

>>33231251
kek

microwave fucking fish and cover it in curry. stop wiping your ass. he doesn't know the meaning of the word stink yet

>>33231438
Depends. If he's clearly targeting you then you can say

>That's a strange thing to say. Feel better now?

Or clap back with some witty, lighthearted insult.

>>33231512
>Or clap back with some witty, lighthearted insult
See that's the thing, I'm too retarded to come up with clever witty things to say on the spot. I would be fumbling my words trying to think of something.

>>33231497
>stop wiping your ass
oh kek

>>33231189 (OP)
Say, "Man you talk about yourself alot"

>>33231189 (OP)
take a shower

>>33231189 (OP)
its like an intricate game of rock paper scissors im not sure yet how to beat the passive aggressive faggots because if you are purely aggressive then you get outed for that or arrested
>questions sometimes work
such as
"like who stinks?"
"what did you mean by that?"
and then keep asking questions getting him to admit that hes a passive liar and/or faggot
>>>33232911
this seems legit

>>33231189 (OP)
Smoke cloves

>>33231189 (OP)
Go next to him and fart.

Well, do you bathe daily?

it’s so hard just to be a good person nowadays because narcissists make it so difficult. The best you can do when you don’t agree with them is to try and be understanding of their perspective and respect their opinion but it’s never enough for them. If they like to eat shit, it’s not enough to just say “that’s cool” and leave it at that. They hit you with “anon, aren’t you going to eat shit too?” and force you to do things on their terms as a show of their superiority. I know a guy who sees everything I do as wrong and insists that I repeat everything the way he showed me because he can’t just be content with just showing me and letting me do it his way of my own accord, y’know, like any normal person would do. He MUST see me do it his way or his ego won’t be validated. Genuinely leads to the most awkward interactions I’ve ever had

I remember when we were all eating in our living space and a piece of lettuce fell off of my sandwich and onto the ground and I just picked it up and put it on a corner of my plate. Guy thought it was gross and when I just brushed it off and ignored him, he came over and picked the piece of lettuce up off my plate and threw it away. Obvious power move because he was butthurt that I ignored him and didn’t see the big deal. He then proceeds to keep talking about it and how he sometimes picks up lettuce that falls off of his food and puts it back in the food (never once saw him do this) and thought I would do the same without realizing it was the piece that I picked up off the floor . I again ignore his retarded anecdote that never happened and he just keeps talking about it and going “just me? Am I the only one guyzz??” until I satisfy his ego by agreeing with him. I only hope other people see this shit and silently agree that he’s a sperg but he has more friends than I do so I guess I’m the only one who sees this shit.

>>33233171
kek

>>33233115
wot

>>33231189 (OP)
Sometimes I actually wonder if some people are imagining these smells in their head. Because out of the 100 people I encounter on a daily basis, that one guy is the only one that thinks I stink.

Something is not right.

>>33231189 (OP)
I had a roommate that smelled like shit and made the whole apartment smell like shit. Every day I had to hold back the urge to cave his face in with my fist. Making us inhale the smell of his BO and farts and cigarettes every day. I imagine I came across as being passive aggresssive, but being passive aggressive is a form of being nice. If you don't actually smell you must be infuriartingly annoying in some way. Sort your shit out and act like a human instead of playing victim.

>>33231197
Thanks Amber

>>33231189 (OP)
Are you Indian?

>>33234887
>If you don't actually smell you must be infuriartingly annoying in some way.
Really? Those are the ONLY two options? It couldn't be that the guy is a schizo and those smells are either in his head or coming from somewhere else?

>Sort your shit out and act like a human instead of playing victim.
Fuck you.

>>33231457
yes, as long as you aren't doing it for the sake of starting shit

>>33231457
Honestly the difference between being seen as autistic vs based is mostly having a low body fat percentage and being able to bench 250. Oh and WRT chicks, add to that list, take a bath and be not-too-short.
If you mog the passive aggressive weirdo, laugh at him, they love that shit. If you don't mog him, hit the gym and put down the fork, until you do.
The only other suggestion I have is you'll see this with jealous guys. Even if you don't know or care, even if its not even true, if he thinks "his girl" likes you and he's too much of a pussy to bring it up directly, he will be a giant PITA instead, like a chick with PMS but supposedly male. Just primate things, not much you can do about it.

>>33231189 (OP)
Have you considered that means you might fucking stink?

>>33231189 (OP)
I hate stinky people. Had a roommate that stunk up the house I was in and looked like an Indian. He said he was Italian. No the fuck you aren't you stinky fried curry smelling shitter. Had to bomb the place with candles and scents and ended up leaving the shithole it became after him.

>>33235858
I have considered it, and out of the 100 or so people I come into contact with on s daily basis, he is the only one that complains. So no, I don't believe I'm the one with the problem here.

>>33235858
I have considered it, and out of the 100 or so people I come into contact with on a daily basis, he is the only one that complains. So no, I don't believe I'm the one with the problem here.

>>33235889
You didn't ask 100 people if you stink. It's rude to say someone stinks, so people usually don't volunteer that information unless they're at a breaking point with it. It's wild I gotta explain this.

>>33235889
And I get it seems like I'm picking sides here but you've gotta see the irony of asking us if you stink. We can't smell you!

>>33235901
>so people usually don't volunteer that information
Right, and so they continue hanging around me, for days and even months cause they love the smell of my company?

>It's wild I gotta explain this.
Get the fuck outta here

>>33235905
>the irony of asking us if you stink
Yeah but see here's the thing, I never asked you. So get your eyes checked. No really, go back, look. I never asked.

>>33231189 (OP)
Enjoying that $60,000 college experience? Found any bed bugs yet?

>>33235979
>Found any bed bugs yet?
Yes, and I'm not happy.

>>33231457
Same thing

>>33238279
hmm based autism the new frontier

>>33235864
You're the stinker.

>>33238491
Nah I never got complaints haha

>>33239595
stinker stinker stinker

>>33231189 (OP)
if your hygiene is on point (shower once a day + after sports/workouts), and if you're not an alcoholic (some have this weird permanent stink), consider switching up your eating habits.

>>33231189 (OP)
Rape him

>>33243195
Brutal

>>33231189 (OP)
wait for him to flunk out

>>33231189 (OP)
OP, you might actually smell bad. However, these types of people are bitches and will always be passive aggressive fags. The problem is actually him.

>>33244565
it's not bait bitch!

>>33245408
start a counter joke where when he's not around you're like "wtf... i don't smell anything"

It's because you're indian and brown and smelly

>>33231189 (OP)
If you shower daily, wear fresh clothes and air your room out he's probably just being a bitch.
I've had people drop comments like this, albeit rarely and I'd almost always ask a mate or otherwise if I'm smelling funky as a result - they'd always tell me I'm tripping

>>33245472
we indians are a respectable people
please try our curry dishes and cuisine

maybe he has tonsil stones and he's smelling himself.

>>33248377
indians are a widely disrespected "people" and only demented boomers eat poo flavoured food which is what indian food is.

>>33248470
oh ewwww, do I have to worry about that?
I'm 40 and never got mine removed

>>33248574
>poo flavoured food
turmeric is healthy for you
as so are lentils and beans

>>33248470
>tonsil stones
gross

>>33253289
yucky