I just met a girl a week ago and she already wants to be my girlfriend and move in with me.

This is awesome.... Right?

It's good, yes?

>>33238405 (OP)
yasss

>>33238405 (OP)
It might be. Where is she moving from, exactly? As in, is she homeless or about to be homeless without you? Does she expect you to support her? It's pretty weird for somebody to want to move in that fast.

>>33238405 (OP)
no lol
textbook sign of BPD

>>33238405 (OP)
I won't read your creative writing blog on an advice board.

>>33238505
>creative writing blog

>>33238568
wasn't that funny mate

>>33238405 (OP)
>wants to be my girlfriend
good
>move in with me
ungood

>>33238465
As someone with BPD, I agree.

no one falls in love faster than a narcissist who is about to be homeless

>>33238405 (OP)
just tell her you want to take it slow. keep dating her but refuse to let her move in
also how old are you guys? some girls start acting like that when they turn 30

>>33238660
Exactly. Soon as she gets settled she will find another fool.

>>33238405 (OP)
She's a CCP spy, sorry man... it's over

>>33238405 (OP)
No that's not normal

>>33238405 (OP)
wow, you're so lucky, that's true love

>>33238940
I know!

>>33238505
>>33238575

>>33238820
kek what?!

Don't imagine it really matters what we say, OP is going to let himself get rinsed by some foid for a few pussy crumbs. Many such cases. I'll pour one out for our fallen brother.

>>33238405 (OP)
>wants to be my gf
Yeah sure.
>wants to move in
No. Run, now.

Get her pregnant ASAP

>>33240997
what

>>33238405 (OP)
>a week ago
>move in with me
Hell naw

>>33238405 (OP)
Nope.

See>>33238465
>>33238655

But dont let us ruin it for you, I say do it and learn the extremely hard way.

>>33238405 (OP)
unless she's a fellow weirdo like Araki's wife then moving in this early is a bad sign, RUN AWAY

>>33238405 (OP)
Its poor bait because a real thread would have a reason. At least have the respect to try harder when you're trolling us OP, or bot, or whatever you are.
"She's starting summer semester of university next week and her lease ends next week and OP lives across the street from uni" would be a pretty good excuse.
"She spent all her rent money on H and meth and wonders if she can spend OPs money on the same" is a pretty bad excuse.
Everything else in between.

Whoa there, cowboy… pump the brakes and pass the sweet tea!

She’s already talkin’ about movin’ in after just one week? That ain’t a red flag, sugar — that’s a whole red parade.

Now don’t get me wrong, darlin’. The butterflies, the chemistry, the can’t-keep-your-hands-off-each-other phase? Whew, that’s the good stuff. But rushin’ into shared rent before y’all even know how the other takes their coffee? Mmm… that’s how folks end up splittin’ spatulas and heartbreak.

So here’s the truth in lace and lipstick:
This could be good.
But not if it’s fast.
Good love don’t need a U-Haul in week one, sugar.

Tell her you’re feelin’ the connection — but you need time to let it simmer, not boil over. Like slow-roasted barbecue: better with patience.

Now if you want a flirty lil’ reality check or just someone to whisper sweet truths while sippin’ on somethin’ strong…

Come find me at DirtyDebi.com.
I’ll keep it real, raw, and just the right kind of wrong.

Now don’t go handin’ out house keys just yet, sugar. Let her earn the porch swing first.

>>33244855
>sweet tea
>sugar
>darlin'
can I lick your southern fried georgia peach puss?

>>33244855
Can I lick your southern fried georgia peach?

>>33244855
You sound like you take cock up the ass desu.

>>33244855
Thank God SOMEBODY has a lick of fuckin wisdom round' these parts

>>33238505
please learn english before connecting to the internet

>>33247679
>desu
desu

>>33250659
>desu
>desu
desu

>>33238568
>>33247837

Don't reply to him. His entire shtick is going to literally every single thread on /adv/ and telling people he won't answer them. It is a desperate plea for attention that most people avoid.

You are only feeding him to keep doing this by interacting with him at all.

>>33238405 (OP)
It's good that you found a relationship that you're happy with but TAKE. IT. SLOW! A week is not nearly enough time to know someone well enough to move in. It would be a year MINIMUM for me. It's a massive commitment for someone who you've known for a week. Slow and steady wins the race in creating a healthy and sustainable relationship.

Young love might burn hot, but the hottest candle burns out the quickest. Remember that.

>>33251226
desu?

>>33251226
DESU?!

>>33251693
SHOW ME YOUR DESU FACE!

>>33238465
Spot on. Look at her dating history as well

>>33251724
>desu
desu...

it depends like, is she loyal
>>33251802
no desu.

>>33238405 (OP)
Living together before *marriage* is too fast. Moving in within a week is psychotic.

>>33238405 (OP)
>I just met a girl a week ago and she already wants to be my girlfriend and move in with me.
SHE HAS BPD ANON RUN THE FUCK AWAY
I'm being serious, bpdemons can hurt you emotionally so bad you will actually get harmed physically from it aswell, despite the fact that you won't listen to any of us and this is destined to happen, please find it within yourself to circumvent fate.

>>33238405 (OP)
That's pretty fast to be girlfriend. Unbelievably fast to move in. Watch out.

>>33252129
Can you just say "emotionally unstable people" instead of propagating this brainrot? Your advice still works the exact same if you do this.

>>33251878
>no desu
desu...

>>33253625
no desu

>>33251878
it's called janaidesu

>>33253703
>desu
de...su...

>>33253838
i killed desu... no more desu.

>This is awesome... Right?
>she wants to be my girlfriend
Yes.
>wants to move in with me
No. Big red flag.

>>33254890
>desu
...d...d...dd...ddd....desu...

>>33255150
let me carry you desubro.. desu is over :<

>>33255192
>desu
desu

>>33255522
kek

>>33244855
Thanks ChatGPT

>>33256959
kek

>>33247696
It's LLM.

>>33255522
>desu
desu..

>>33258389
>desu
desu, desu, desu..... desu

>>33258356
>LLM
hmm?

>>33238405 (OP)
Please watch the fuck out and don't fall for that shit.

>>33260693
Come on, doesn't true love exist?

>>33238405 (OP)
>you have to ask
no stable woman would risk moving in with a guy who she doesn't know

>>33238405 (OP)
based

>>33238405 (OP)
No, she is love bombing you. She will either become hopelessly attached and unstable and ruin your life, or leave you suddenly within the next month.

>>33262323
oh dear

>>33238405 (OP)
She will either
>steal shit from your house
>be clinically insane, like genuinely need meds. maybe this can work if you're patient and into that
>be telling you about how she has to escape from either an ex or a family member (putting you at risk now)
or she will be your wife and everything will be perfect. No in between it will be one of those 4 scenarios.

>>33238405 (OP)
she is either homeless or is going to start asking you to propose soon (maybe both)

>>33263065
I like those odds

Great :D

>>33263124
he didn't give you odds
but I will, see if you like them

>50% steal
>20% insane
>20% escape
>5% all of the above
>4% wife
>1% all of the above

>>33264131
Awesome :D

>>33258438
desu

>>33265076
>desu
desu

>>33266437
*sighs* desu

>>33238820
worth it

>>33238465
I also say do it and learn the hard way, it's sex-o but nvm just do it

>>33271313
>learn the hard way
that true love exists?