Thread 33239022

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33236409

I'm horny!

I want a boyfriend

>>33239024
fucking die

Tfw no manic pixxie BPD goth gf I could fix with hugs and love

I love gay women! (I’m a straight masculine male btw)

i love my bf!!!!!!!

Star Trek better

I like enterprise

>>33239035
Download grindr

>>33239036
I'd rather die fucking!

I miss fren

How do we improve gender relations?

Men
Is a woman having $40k in savings at 22 a red flag, suspicious, or weird? Or just good?

>>33239052
Weird in that it's statistically not the norm but it's a good thing

anons, why is bed the comfiest when you have something important to do?

Bisexual son or BPD daughter

>>33239051
Men should start acting like they like women. Why am I going on dates with men who act uninterested but then are obsessive over text messages. It is cowardice.

>>33239051
stop looking at each other as stereotypes and start looking at each other as people

>>33239039
I don't doubt that

>>33239055
My bed isnt comfy without you in it

>>33239058
>she's a serial dater
Gross.

>>33239055
My bed is the comfiest when I haven't changed the sheets for 4 weeks

>>33239060
I don't even see myself as a person

>>33239064
Better than being a serial whore having one night stands and hookups.

>>33239063
s-sorry anon, i'm t-t-taken uwu

>>33239022 (OP)
I liked Orville, it was quite funny

>>33239051
M
Men need to eat shit and pull through, improve in virtually every aspect and save civilization. Which means putting up with the garbage economy, culture, education for your kids, etc.
Women need to stop being lefties

>>33239051
Turn off Twitter.

>>33239052
Sounds like you're smart and you saved your money starting young. I wish I had started taking money seriously earlier.

>>33239051
log off

>>33239058
You're just not that interesting unless I'm stroking my dick

>>33239055
Bed is warm and soft while world is hard and cold.

>>33239058
Agree

Why is it that when I went out to a club in my college town for the first time none of the boys were talking to women. Me and the other women were happy to talk to boys and often initiated the conversations with them but the boys only talked to themselves unless they were the only male in a group. Do gen z men like women or not?

>maybe they’re gay
They’re not. I did not see any men have PDA or flirting with each other but like lots and lots of girls were touching each other and kissing and talking about how pretty other women are

Tfw no manic pixie (not BPD) goth gf to fix me with hugs and love.

>>33239052
As someone who has $0 in savings that is very impressive and good to me
>>33239056
Bisexual son can at least live a happy stable life
Having severe mental illness is hell

>>33239051
>Mandatory anonymous grading in schools
>If a school district's grading breakdown for boys vs girls doesn't match the standardized test scores all of the teachers lose their pension contributions for that year
>ban on gendered and racial scholarships
>HR departments taken out of the hiring process
>no more gender based tax incentives
>actually apply the equal protection clause to men as rigorously as it is to women
It would take a few years to take effect but if you remove the massive financial advantages women get in early adulthood I really think that would go a long way towards improving men's opinion of them and vice versa.

I want to convert to Judaism.

>>33239052
Sounds like a good thing to me. Where did she get all that money?

>>33239052
Have you thought about investing some of that money?

>>33239038
this but depressed lonely gf I could relate to (and also fix with hugs and love)

>>33239051
Get off of social media. Stop reading toxic posts about the opposite sex. Stop being terminally online.

>>33239065
My bed is the comfiest with fresh sheets.

>>33239045
orville was created as an acknowledgment that star trek's better

>>33239051
>How do we improve gender relations?
Stop all programs designed to get women into college and into careers.
Basically let feminism die socially by not funding it. It may take a while to return to that but it has to be done.

>>33239035
I'll be your boyfriend

>>33239086
I have the same experiences. No matter how excited or engaged I am, men my age do not want to talk to me. Even if they set up a date. I don’t know how they think this is going to land them any success. Women want someone who wants to be their friend. Men love attention from women, but won’t reciprocate because they are scared of seeming like simps in front of their bros or something, and then get mad when that woman gives up and moves on

>>33239087
>can I get a manic pixie dream girl
>hold the manic and sub tradwife

>>33239092
Have fun!

>>33239051
We don't. Women won, rebuilt society the way they wanted it, and now have no use for most men.
This is called eusociality in insects.
To finish our transition to women's perfect hive world, we have to edit the genes of the species to make sure we become 90% female.

Ever seen a honeybee? They are female

Tfw no gf to fix me with hugs and love

>>33239052
A little suspicious depending on why, some people habe been working since they were 16, if she never spent any because he parents paid for her stuff that would be really cool.
If she had 40k in savings from onlyfans it would be humiliating to me.

>>33239022 (OP)
>- DON'T, unless the old one has hit the image limit or reached page 7.
I told myself I wouldn't care anymore, but this is making me irrationally angry and seething. Is this why you do this, OP?

>>33239112
Why would that make you angry

>>33239086
>Why is it that when I went out to a club in my college town for the first time none of the boys were talking to women.
Club experience for men today is to get approached by a pretty girl or talk to one, she asks you to buy drinks for the girlies, you chat for a bit, maybe dance, then their group bounces
I was with a group of hot college girls, and one of them literally said "I'm going to find a guy to pay for drinks"

>>33239104
Oh. You're one of those.

>>33239058
Women could try not be awful to them, I remember having plenty of complaints about girls in my 20s but I did like women as a rule, almost everything I had issue with seems to be much worse now, I don't think I'd date if I was in my 20s.
>>33239086
>do gen z men like women or not
I feel like they've been pretty clear that they don't, they've been saying it for years and women are just now starting to get the message that it's not some boy's club "girls are gross" mentality and they're actually serious.

New tinder notification

>>33239114
>I was with a group of hot college girls, and one of them literally said "I'm going to find a guy to pay for drinks"
Bleak, yet another reason to not bother with modern foids

>>33239068
Sure, but that's like saying eating dirt is better than eating shit. Serial daters still ruin their pair-bonding ability.

>>33239094
Working, scholarships, and living at home
>>33239096
I don’t really know how. I invested some of it in a CD but it’s not great growth

>>33239098
I feel like this insistence that it's all the algorithm is a bit of a cop out to avoid discussing the issues.

>>33239104
The funniest thing about this is that I think a lot of them would like to be tradwives if trad husbands didn't literally hate women with every inch of their souls

>>33239113
New threads should be made when the old one is about to drop off the board. I.e. page 10.

>>33239117
Don't let tinder send you notifications, man. Don't do that to yourself

>>33239118
I thought "surely he will see what's going on right?", she came back less than 5 minutes later with like $100+ in drinks
He got what, 3 minutes of conversation he could barely hear over the music?

>>33239121
>I want to wallow in self-pity and continue blaming all my problems on the opposite sex instead of uninstalling Twitter

>>33239086
>but like lots and lots of girls were touching each other and kissing and talking about how pretty other women are
Yeah half of all women are gay now, openly at least, statistically 80% of women are bisexual, reason number 1.
Reason number 2 is simple.
As a gen z guy for years women have told us don't talk to you, don't cat call you, you hate being approached with sexual intentions so why would we talk to you?
Dating is all online now on Tinder because that's the only place you're assured you're talking to a woman you can be sure of the intentions of , you can get laid minimum if you don't get a date, or visa versa.
IRL you get nothing you get your time wasted, you give no reason to be friendly with women anymore.
>>33239118
This.

>>33239120
>Working, scholarships,
Too good for me.

>>33239115
I’m like a manic pixie dream girl but just the manic and have a cuddly wuddly need for affection and I’m not actually manic I just have depression and yeah im not a manic pixie dream girl but I can cook really good

>>33239086
Dating for zoomer guys looks fucked, honestly.
You are a good girl yourself, but after dealing with the misandrists, the assholes, the neuters, the neopronouns, etc, I'd be discouraged too. Zoomer guys probably have to dig through a lot of women to find ones like you, and by that time they've probably given up.

>>33239126
This entire argument is as asinine as saying blacks could stop racism by just not reading news stories about it.

>>33239128
I’m still stupid and lazy don’t be fooled

>>33239086
>Why is it that when I went out to a club in my college town for the first time none of the boys were talking to women. Me and the other women were happy to talk to boys and often initiated the conversations with them but the boys only talked to themselves unless they were the only male in a group. Do gen z men like women or not?
Idk why they don't that, it is maybe anxiety.

>>33239104
...
https://x.com/bigpenny_

>>33239124
I’m not a man

I almost always create matches when swiping do I don’t get many notifications

>>33239117
Neopronoun pussy got me acting mysteriously

I'm a 6 ft male but I own a katana and have anime posters of young high school girls, am I still desirable

>>33239120
Don't just do it because I told you to, but I like investing for dividend growth. I do that because it's a bit less volatile that other forms of investment, and it offers the possibility of eventually living off of the quarterly dividend payments that companies pay out. I invest in an index fund called SCHD that focuses on companies with growing dividends. The current yield is like 3.8% or something, but it has an amazing track record of growing that dividend, so if you buy now and hold, you'll be getting a much higher yield on cost in a couple decades. I buy more shares of the fund every week. Just an idea for you.

>>33239136
Does it not send you notifications when people message you? I was operating on the assumption that you'd either be a man and have no notifications or a woman and be swamped with them

Women
Is being a security guard a dealbreaker?

>>33239139
>6 foot
No, not even king of manlets tier in 2025, you're what 5'9 used to be.

>>33239139
Female weebs exist anon.

>>33239125
>less than 5 minutes later with like $100+ in drinks
Dating pool is fucked.
Which countries are the best for mail order brides? I don't want her to be mistreated or anything desu, I just cannot stand what dating is in the west
>inb4 it's not better dating in the east
I know, but the exchange rate works better this way, and brides are easier because of the green card/immigration bonus

>>33239133
Which means you probably want a smart hard working boyfriend.

>>33239086
>>33239103
>spend decades demonizing men
>wahh why aren't men approaching us?
Kek
The risk isn't worth the reward anymore also. If I succeed, what do I get? Some used up hole who will leave me in a few months because the Chad she fucked texted her back and wants easy pussy again? You're worthless for men with self-respect.

>>33239112
>Is this why you do this, OP?
Reaching the image limit? Blame the catposters.
>>33239130
>>33239136

>>33239139
too tall for me sorry

>>33239145
Yet they hate men who love anime

>>33239134
If it's a typical dance club there's no point, drinks are expensive as hell and women will call the bouncers on any non chad that talks to them. The only clubs I ever got to know women in were the redneck country ones with literal square dancing lol

state gender

women, which one would you rather your SO have?

men, which one do you have?

>>33239152
>I want to self-sabotage myself and then cry about not having a girlfriend
Okay.

>>33239144
shit whats considered an impressive height now

>>33239149
>Reaching the image limit?
No, fucking specifying page 7!

>>33239131
I don’t talk to almost any of the men I match with. My tinder is almost entirely “your turn”s. I match with guys but then I get scared of them. I don’t know how to flirt and I’m scared that if I meet them they might hurt me. People are telling me I need to be more careful or else I’m “”certainly”” going to get date raoed. Also I’ve talked to a lot if weirdos on the app that scare me too

I know it’s bad. It’s wrong to match with guys and then never talk. But I’m trying to help it

>>33239116
So why do 90% of them complain and complain that they are alone or that women are whores? They only talk to the hottest girls, only look for easy sex, and then wonder why no one wants them either. If they really hated women, they would stop all interaction. But they cannot help themselves. They want it to be handed to them but throw away opportunities because he knows a girl with better tits or soemthing or other. They think they can land an onlyfans girl because they think 90% of girls are onlyfans looking girls, and and they think they will be happy. And if they do a manage that, they cry about how cucked they are but won’t do anything because they finally got a hot girlfriend

>>33239151
What if I told you my penis was only 5 inches

>>33239154
>men, which one do you have?
Not really either extreme, I guess slightly more like the one on the left

>>33239156
6'4" is the new cutoff.

>>33239121
It's just another flavor of "I got mine".
I got mine, so from my perspective, everything is fine, just stop thinking about it, like me.

>>33239156
6'4 = new 6 foot.

>>33239154
M
Somewhere in the middle but probs closer to left at full length...

>>33239154
F
Well I prefer smaller penises, so I guess I'd go with the right, but I worry it might be too thick for me.

>>33239152
Women are going to hate whatever media you like anyways, you could be reading classical greek shit and she'll find an excuse for why it's bad and you need to be watching the latest Girlslop show on HBO with her.

>>33239123
No point when we constantly reach the image limit way before that

>>33239142
Not unless you have weird hours

>>33239160
nta why the fuck are you on tinder? as a woman. that one is for hooking up. no one in tinder wants a nice gf they just want to fuck.

>>33239154
M
More like the left than the right

>>33239154
Did you see the tinder post? The male version of this should also be "Which would you rather your SO have?"

>>33239173
>Hurr I got pumped and dumped by Chad so all girls will be as dumb as me

>>33239147
I’m not smart or hardworking

>>33239173
They don’t? Oh

>>33239175
M
In that case I'd prefer they have the one on the right. It's more cute IMO although I'd prefer if it was less girthy

>>33239154
F, right

>>33239177
>writes fanfic bc stupid

>>33239153
This is nonsense, I'm not a chad and I got quite a few girls' numbers at nightclubs that I just ended up chatting to
>>33239160
You're not obligated to message, just take things at your own pace
>>33239139
Did you master the art of the blade?
>>33239130
What do you like to cook?
>>33239117
Were you GLAAD to see this

>>33239161
>they only talk to the hottest girls and look for easy sex
Most of them don't talk to any girls or spend any time seeking sex
>they want it all handed to them
I think most of them are so discouraged at this point that they're just not willing to play a game they perceive as unwinnable. Women currently have all the power in the dating market, unfortunately that also comes with all the responsibility, and we know how women feel about that.

>>33239160
Date in real life, you are in university so there is no need to use apps. They are just a backup option once you're out of school and run out of people to talk to and date. The guys you will meet in school are safer on average than Tinder dudes, by a good margin.

>>33239180
People usually use Hinge more for relationships, but still better to date in person for you

>>33239185
Man I want to get girls' numbers when out clubbing but I don't want to ignore the people I went out with. I usually only go in very small groups so it would genuinely be a dick move to chase pussy.

>>33239140
Okay thank you

>>33239180
no girl. men are not looking for serious relationships on tinder. hinge is a better one if you can stomach the blog posting, okcupid is ok if you can handle the weirdos, but overall dating apps are complete ass and a waste of time because everyone on them is desperate.

>>33239173
>no one in tinder wants a nice gf
When I used Tinder I did... I went on quite a few dates with one girl and we didn't even kiss lol

>>33239193
then you were one of very few people who were confused about the purpose of tinder

>>33239185
yes I've bisected many watermelons in a single strike

>>33239196
NTA
Cool faggot so where was I meant get a gf?

>>33239192
>>33239173
Yes, we do. You're just swiping on the steroid Chads, dumb cunt.

>>33239190
>don't want to ignore the people I went out with
Fuck that noise I'm doing side quests jk
But seriously you can still meet and chat to people with the rest of your group right? Though idk what your friends are like

>>33239185
>You're not obligated to message, just take things at your own pace
Thank you but I kinda feel rushed now I’m at university

> What do you like to cook?
Everything I guess. Particularly chicken, fish, salads, rice. American cuisine, French, Chinese, Japanese.

I really like just eating a lot of veggies desu

I never really use recipes though

>were you GLAAD
I don’t care that much it it seems really unnecessary

>>33239202
there is no way to make women swipe right on ugly guys, the only advice that you can give is to steer them to where statistically more of the hot guys will consider committing

>>33239202
NTA but it’s kinda hard not to swipe on them

>>33239154
>which one do you have?
The middle one.

>>33239186
The entire problem is looking at the dating game as a market instead of a puzzle. The younger generation is so youtube-brained they are ascribing silly "values" to everything when what you should be looking for is compatibility, common life goals and values, not an arbitrary checklist. You should be looking for someone who fits, not someone who you deem "most valuable" because humans have no intrinsic value, actually nothing does, value is an entirely man made concept and it poisons everything we insert it into.

>>33239209
the small on in the middle sadly

>>33239203
I dunno, it's just never really happened. Hell, right now I have one (1) friend I go clubbing with. I desperately want to boost those numbers because it's getting desperate, last time we went out I ended up grinding on her and that was fucking horrible. Thinking of asking her if she could invite another friend of hers or her flatmates or something, they're fun, but it feels desperate.

>>33239202
Have you heard of AO3? Great place to post your fanfiction

>>33239196
Lol
I also tried bumble at the same time but that was pretty dead in the town I lived in
>>33239198
Based fruit ninja
Do it at the atoga beach party
>>33239204
That's understandable but don't feel rushed, you have all the time in the world
Put university and your friendships first
Also damn sounds like you cook a bit of everything. Now I'm getting hungry lol. What got you into it? I guess sometimes doing things by feeling is better than a recipe...
>don’t care that much it it seems really unnecessary
yeah looks like overkill desu

>>33239210
>what you should be looking for is compatibility, common life goals and values
That's what's impossible now though, kek
Finding a girl who meets some kind of checklist of boob size and whatever requirements, that's a hell of a lot easier!

>>33239086
So the reason for this is lower testosterone levels, we have about 25% of the testosterone of an adult man in the 1940s, this is due to endocrine disrupted, like pthalates and PFAS.

>>33239210
It's female creatures who do it. They value height, wealth and looks over kindness, loyalty and honesty and then cry about their own choices, kek. We need to go back to the time when fathers gave their daughters to good men.

>>33239199
The several other dating apps made for dating, are you guys actually this fucking stupid?

>>33239170
Still makes me seethe to put page 7 in the rules. Retarded newfags get bad ideas. I like the other rules OP that said page 10.

>>33239179
All the more reason you'd want a man who is.

>>33239221
kys incel-chan <3

>>33239213
Are you a bong in uni? Are there not student nights and common room pres and stuff?
But yeah definitely invite other people that you know lol whenever you're going out, don't feel bad about it

>>33239225
mega autism moment

>>33239153
I've only been to the redneck ones, but with western swing dancing.
Admittedly I didn't talk to women but it was because my friend was freaking out because of social anxiety, and I drove him home.

>>33239229
Truth hurts? I'm not an incel either.

>>33239222
Nope you can't just say that and walk away.
Name the fucking apps themselves man because I Guarantee I'll have something to tell you about each of them.

WOMEN

Do you think very young women are slowly coming around to the idea of sharing the top 1% guys?

>>33239232
Nope, I'm not in uni any more.
>definitely invite other people that you know
The issue is that I don't really know them :|
I think I'm gonna do it but I'm gonna do it in person and pretend the thought's only just occurred to me. "Oh, do you want to invite Izzy? She lives closer to the club so we could do pres there too". Unfortunately that means it's probably going to be too late and her friends will be busy or something idk ARGH
Also have you spent time in Leeds at all? Whenever I talk to people outside of Leeds they seem confused when I say "pres" instead of "pre-drinks"

>>33239235
None of the fanfiction it slobbering idiot brain scrawled out was applicable, though. I don't use tinder - never have - and I'm in a normal happy relationship with a man I met in a video game. Lmao. However I know what tinder is for because I'm not as much of a fucking socially inept dipshit as the rest of this thread.

>>33239237
nta
I heard good things about Hinge and Bumble, please ruin these two apps for me

>>33239217
> What got you into it?
I started when I was like 10. Currently I most do it for the health money and also just to have something fun to do everyday

Cooking is how I was able to get myself to eat a very small amount of calories to lose a lot of weight and know exactly how much I was eating

>>33239241
no lol

>>33239228
That wouldn’t be fair to him

>>33239172
Yeah I do work nights
I can accommodate most people's hours though...

>>33239225
That was the 2nd faqnon's patch, the 1st faqnon returned and brought back the older version

Femanons, where ya gonna punch me at? You only get one punch so make it count ^-^

>>33239173
There are 3 types of women on tinder, wannabe instagram influencers, Alt girls, and morbidly obese women, the only women who swipe on me are Alt girls.
And before you say oh you're not swiping on fat girls, yes I am, I'm matching with fat Alt girls.

>>33239255
>this is what femanons fap to

>>33239237
Tinder- hookups
Grindr - gay hookups
Hinge - place where ppl desperate for relationships lie and say they are doctors who love to travel but still usable
Okcupid - poly circus app but still usuable
Bumble - unusable trash
Others - haven't tried out aren't popular enough for me to know about them via friends telling me about them, because I have never been desperate enough to use them.

>>33239255
balls you fag

>>33239255
The balls. Because your genes are shit.

>>33239259
*JH

>>33239256
Cool story, I care... why? Tinder is garbage, as are all dating apps, but tinder especially, because it is designed to be a hookup app for casual sex, unlike other apps.

>>33239242
>have you spent time in Leeds at all
Yes I've gone on several nights out in Leeds lol, but also in the south east everyone would say pres as an abbreviation for pre-drinks, maybe it's not the slang anymore...
But yeah if you don't have anyone to invite, no shame in asking your flatmate if she wants to invite anyone (just say she can feel free), and then also make an effort to talk to and meet people when you're out if you like

>>33239255
It's so jarring seeing this image because I've only ever seen the edit of this.
Also, kys

>>33239266
There are no nice girls on tinder, and the few that I see don't match with me.

>>33239022 (OP)
I wish this faggot general was autosaged by default

>>33239249
Can you elaborate? Women go on about there being no good men, why not share the best men? You don't think your girlfriends are icky right? They aren't going to ruin him or steal him
What is it? Trying to understand the female perspective on this

>>33239255
I wouldn't punch you, I would introduce you to a nice moid or femanon who would treat you right. Not me tho I'm not into femboys sorry

>>33239271
it's called autobump, newfag

>>33239248
Bon appetite cat <3
Sounds like a wonderful hobby
What are your favourite things to cook?
>>33239255
Whoever drew this was wildin

>>33239266
Also I am on othrr apps but they are really dead compared to tinder for men.
There may be no difference for women since most men are still swiping right or liking you, but for me, it's a ghost town on there compared to tinder.
And I've never slept with anyone from an app, I'm looking for a relationship.

>>33239270
Did I ever assert there were nice girls on tinder? No, I've been fighting for my life here breaking the news to socially inept autists that tinder is used by normies primarily for casual sex

>>33239273
NTA
/pol/cucks are some of the most easily triggered people on the planet. So any opinion they don't like is seen as Jewish in their eyes regardless if the person who said it is Jewish or not.

>>33239247
Bumble: Zero matches-The App.
Bumble is serious when it says it gives women more power, by which it means that if you as a man have not been doing well on Tinder, expect nothing on Bumble, I got 3 Tinder matches or likes at least if I recall, but Bumble is guaranteed to have the HIGHEST standard women.
>>33239260
This guy also sums it up.
Hinge to build on top of his post, is full of desperate losers, who are just as desperate to fuck as in Tinder, but instead of seeing millions of matches near you expect to get people across your state or nation if you're lucky, and almost all of them will not be able to hold a conversation for life.
I did not bother with the rest, but Hinge and Bumble are not better, Tinder has the max options, you're sincerely better dumpster diving there than hoping for anything else.

>>33239273
>Women go on about there being no good men, why not share the best men?I’ve never heard a woman say this irl and what some dumb hoes say on the internet does not concern me.
>You don't think your girlfriends are icky right?
No, otherwise I would not be friends with them.
>They aren't going to ruin him or steal him
Ofc not, but there is plenty of great men, no need to share.

>>33239261
>>33239262
O_O noooo, not my little prince parts....

>>33239270
>There are no nice girls on tinder
Tfw the girls I dated from tinder were nicer than the girls I dated from real life...

>>33239271
meh, still better than the incelshit the other guy sometimes posts

>>33239281
shut up kike

>>33239288
Thank you for proving my point.

>>33239285
kys

>>33239290
np

>>33239287
nta but yeah i blame weirdo corpse and kidnapping OP pictures for killing the thread a bit, which was probably his aim

>>33239277
NTA, it might be different in different places. Tinder seems dead for me here and Hinge seems the most active. I think people stopped using Tinder because it's too filled with bots, pretty much every match I got on Tinder was a bot.
Hinge, there are no bots at least. But the girls are enormously large and there are no cute alt girls. The alt girls seem to hate Hinge for some reason. I guess their attention span is not that long.

>>33239279
>I've been fighting for my life here breaking the news to socially inept autists that tinder is used by normies primarily for casual sex
See my post here
>>33239277
Also idk, maybe I have one date with a woman lined up, but she seems wholesome and is goth and shares my interests, and is Christian.
But I don't know whst she is looking for yet because it says looking for long term open to short. And I still don't understand what that means for me or for her.
I am an autist, but I am also pretty extroverted.

>>33239287
>pictures of girls in skimpy clothes is "incelshit" to zoomers
not beating the neutered and gay allegations

>>33239295
Alt bi girl here and yeah we're on OKCupid, at least when I lived in the midwest.

>>33239254
Then the first one is a fag.

>>33239297
Why don't you use a specifically christian dating app like plenty of fish?

>>33239252
I can't think of any reply to this that doesn't make me sound like an angry incel, so I'm just gonna stop.

Women, do you actually like when your boyfriend plays with your boobs?

>>33239140
How do I do that

>>33239299
nta he's referring to the anorexic corpse picture and the woman tied to the chair with duct tape over her mouth probably

>>33239302
The only thing I've heard about plenty of fish is that it's heyday was in like 2011, never heard anyone recommend it at all and I wasn't aware that it was a Christian dating app.

>>33239307
>boobs
no
>nipples
only if I am about to orgasm

>>33239311
>fish
>wasn't aware that it was a Christian dating app
lol

>>33239307
yes, i love it, especially when we're cuddling and sleepy and we're not just amping up to fuck. i wanna fall asleep with my boob in his hand

For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.
She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men.
Who hath woe? who hath sorrow? who hath contentions? who hath babbling? who hath wounds without cause? who hath redness of eyes?

>>33239300
Interesting, thats the only one I haven't tried yet (other than Raya or whatever it's called). I thought only really old people used those, like Sleepless In Seattle stuff.

>>33239300
>>33239295
my khhv cousin met his wife on okcupid, also yeah midwest.

>>33239312
>only if I am about to orgasm
What do you like him to do when you're about to orgasm?
Tweak them? Suck them?

>>33239306
Who is stopping you from being an angry incel

>>33239311
Full disclosure I am atheist, I have no idea, I just knew it existed.

>>33239319
>tweak
nah
>suck
hell no

flick and pinch

>>33239314
>Plenty of fish in the sea
Idk man are you ESL cause that is a common phrase in dating here.

>>33239309
Yeah those were bad. I even like anorexic girls but that was a horrible pic, there are millions of models that he could have chose looking amazing. I don't know wtf that was.

>>33239324
>flick and pinch
Oh interesting, like a light pinch or a hard one?
I didn't know that was what women liked.

>>33239241
There is no consensus among women on who the top 1% are like there is among men. What we're seeing is the opposite: enormous masses of men orbiting a handful of skinny 20-something women with low WHRs and proportionate neotenous facial features.

>>33239320
I am. I'm consciously making that choice to not behave like that.

>>33239316
They that tarry long at the wine
now fuck off dumb idiot

>>33239308
You'd just have to open a brokerage account. A lot of them offer free trading these days. I use SoFi because I also have my checking and savings account there so it's really convenient for me, but there's plenty of others. I know CashApp lets you buy stocks on their app. But whichever you choose, you just open a brokerage account, add funds, and then search for the stocks/funds you want to buy and just buy them. If it pays a dividend, those will be deposited into your account automatically when they're paid out. Like I said I mostly stick to the SCHD index fund, but you can do your own research and see what works best for your goals. A lot of people would go all in on the VOO fund which holds the companies in the S&P 500.

>>33239331
>enormous masses of men orbiting a handful of skinny 20-something women with low WHRs and proportionate neotenous facial features.
They don't actually go for them though, like they won't ask them out, or anyone else for that matter.

>>33239325
yeah but the fish symbol is clearly christian

>>33239332
You can say waht you want I won’t get mad

>>33239330
depends on how horny I am
>that was what women liked
I like it, others might hate it

Welp the award I applied for got rejected.
Which is fair I didn't really try too hard with it.
Since this is already a cesspit of misery state gender and the worst thing that happened to you today.

>>33239331
You say this as if the entire kpop industry isn't just millions upon millions of women simping over skinny 20 year old dudes with plastic surgery and makeup, and then pretending like they enjoy the music.

Anons I’m saying this because I love you. Go get tested for h pylori

>>33239331
>There is no consensus among women on who the top 1% are
Kek at having the balls to say this when anons are talking about dating apps.
If there wasn't a pretty rigid consensus dating apps would be great for men, we'd be getting some of the swipes too instead of just those guys getting all the likes.

>>33239343
what award was it?
f, I had to clean up some vomit but it was no big deal

>>33239351
Who's vomit?

>>33239342
Well I'll definitely have to ask next time I have sex.
Why don't you like sucking?

>>33239349
for y

>>33239343
M
my friend called about the cops giving him shit about his car registration and now he's worried he's gonna have to quit his job over it

>>33239353
some kid at work

>>33239326
Not to tinfoil out or anything, but he's likely a paid operative with the explicit intent of demoralizing lonely men into inceldom, which is harder to do if those men are communicating normally with real women, so he has to both chase femanons from the thread while actively posing as a man hating femcel, and posting bait posts for reactions. Radicalization being the end goal.

>>33239349
Nah my stomach is fine. I got problems in the brain though, if there's any more things there I can get tested for.

>>33239362
nta stomach and brain are connected anon, they learn more about this every day

>>33239354
it‘s not intense enough to feel like much, it‘s slobbery and it feels awkward, like he wants his mommy back

>>33239343
M
>worst thing that happened to you today
My ex keeps messaging me and I am sad

>>33239341
I hope you have a nice day and you'll find a good man who loves you.

>>33239350
Source? Oh that okcupid study of like 200 users from 2006 right? The one that hasn't been reproduced?

>>33239365
Lmfao
I guess some women are more sensitive than others.
I just love boobs so much I want them in my mouth, but I follow instructions well so I wouldn't unless she liked it.

>>33239373
Kek. More like source: everyone. I mean it's been enough years now for pretty much everyone to personally try dating apps and see how well they work if you're not some top 1% guy and the sluts he's banging.

>>33239343
Missing my ex

I can reply to everyone I want to say this to but: dating apps exist to make money. dating apps to not exist to get you laid. they don't exist to find you love. the exist to extract your money and your data and they cannot do that if you uninstall the app.

do you understand?


DATING APPS HAVE A FINANCIAL INTEREST IN YOUR FAILURE.

>>33239356
For your future
>>33239362
It can be completely asymptomatic. And when it gets bad, because it will, it will be too late

>>33239379
wow, nobody has thought about that before anon - bravo

>>33239376
So no source. Only vibes. Most intelligent incel poster.

>>33239379
F
But how will I find love then
I agree they are evil but zoomers are socially inept

>>33239383
then stop using them, dumbfuck
>wah wah no matches wah
>i refuse to try any other method

Women do you wear blusher?

>>33239379
I never paid them and I got laid a few times.

>>33239370
Why are you holding back on me

>>33239379
I didn't pay though and dated a couple of baddies from tinder I just fumbled em
I agree though better to be normal and meet people IRL blah blah

>>33239379
Yeah we know. In-person society is fucked and dead.
Normies are geniuses who think "Oh that's okay, there are hobby clubs and dating apps" meanwhile dating, sex, and marriage numbers take flying leaps off of cliffs every day.
Good thing is that even idiots are realizing this and hopefully will manage to come up with a few solutions in the next generation. We will see.

>>33239344
Is that who the male top 1% are, then? 20 y/o twinks with pretty faces? This statement would be universal and accurate for men but women's preferences are more varied than that.
>>33239350
Men are getting few swipes because dating apps have a 1:4 gender ratio and women have to be strict with their selection due to male mass swiping and hyperpromiscuous approaches towards the minority of women who they collectively perceive to be the hottest within their reach.

>>33239390
Other methods like what? The local bass fishing club? Cold approaching women in the grocery store based on methods from some red pill youtube video? A lot of us are fuckin' old and out of school.

>>33239390
I never used them but I guess people are willing to pay that price if it might get them laid once every ten years.

>>33239343
f, i have to go interview for a job and im extremely nervous so im procrastinating by shit posting on atoga and i might miss the train i need to take because im so nervous and so busy procrastinating but the job is really really good and i really think i will be hired if i make it to the interview but i feel like i might out of nervousness

>>33239388
You mean, females are evil*

>>33239405
No I did not mean that. Stupid

>>33239379
M
Retarded way of thinking.
If dating apps cared about money you would get matches non stop to keep using it, pay for Gold subs to see them faster, etc.
You DON'T.
Most people fail on dating apps in no time and UNINSTALL THEM.
Why would they have an interest in you failing just to make money when the inverse would be true?
I swear niggas come up with anything nowadays to try and absolve womens responsibility and the fact that their standards are just too fucking high.
Don't get me wrong the jews, the Illuminati, all of it is real, but they are not personally trying as hard as possible to make sure you don't get laid, not even if you're white, they stopped giving a shit ages ago because they knew that once you let women do whatever it comes naturally.

>>33239402
what i'm reading is
>has no friends
>has no hobbies
>has no interests
>has no discord
>has no job
>has no female friends

>>33239404
Can you do the job or not? Also get your ass up and out NOW

>>33239400
>have a 1:4 gender ratio
it was 1:9 on Tinder in the UK at least lol iirc

>>33239388
Zoomer women are not go getters or desperate for a date irl either.
Most every woman I meet is in a relationship or a situationship, and the few I meet who are not are fine with exchanging socials but are not interested in dating me.
And no they aren't stacked.
Irl they'll be super receptive, they'll plan stuff with me and be like yeah we need to go to this thing, then I talk to them on instagram and it's like a brick wall, just politeness and being too busy, and no I'm not old I'm 28 which is zoomer, and these women are like 24, if anything I am too young for them because they're used to being groomed by men twice their age.

>>33239404
Which job are you applying to

women, i JUST found a product that lets me grow lil steaks made of my own cells.

would you eat my meat if invited to my place?

>>33239379
What if, what if they tried making a good product that yielded good results for their users, and relied on good reputation to generate a constant stream of new users?

>>33239408
nta but i'm pretty sure bass fishing is a hobby anon

>>33239407
>publicly traded companies don't exist to make profit for shareholders!
>it is the women, the jews, the illuminati
lmfao. i'm sorry am i supposed to take you seriously here bub

>>33239408
You forgot
>has no BBC

>>33239402
>The local bass fishing club
Do you understand that those people are there to socialize and make connections? You only need to have a hobby whose demographic isn't exclusively 50-year old men.

>>33239404
Breathe anon you will be just fine for your interview. You can always shitpost on your phone on the journey/train just make sure you give yourself enough time. Relax and out your best foot forward and let us know how it goes (:

>>33239411
Stacies* not stacked lol

>>33239417
>NO NO IT'S CAPITALISMS FAULT I AM INCEL!
If you can't take me seriously then you aren't even joking, you're doing the equivalent of saying "NIIGGER POOO POOO BUTTT XD" like a child who finds it funny.

Caitlyn Clark's teammates letting her opponents bully her and throw her to the floor proves why "sisterhood" will always be a meme.

>>33239394
Because what I had to say was neither interesting or productive for either of us.

>>33239022 (OP)
How do I get a boyfriend

>>33239414
no ew

Also you still have not explained how Tinder makes money by giving men 5 or less matches then pushing them to uninstall their app, tell me exactly why and how that makes sense, and how it makes them tons of money, because last I checked it should do the opposite.

>>33239415
Yes, that was what the company probably was before it became a publicly traded company with a legal obligation to create profits for shareholders. No publicly traded company exists for any reason other than making shareholders money. Employees suffer pay cuts and worse working conditions, and end users are slowly squeezed as the company systematically creates the cheapest shittiest product that end users will still tolerate, use, and pay for. It's so funny to me how some of you would rather believe in underground lizard people than look directly at what's happening in front of your faces

I feel like today has not been a good day.

>>33239426
who?
>girls playing in a sports team together are bff‘s
are you retarded for real?

>>33239408
>no friends
>no discord
>,no job
Nta but this is what I call a peaceful life
>>33239424
Where did the child learn the n word

>>33239429
Install Tinder
Swipe

>>33239429
Go on dates with men, preferably in a public place during the day with people around for your safety.
If you have trouble finding dates use datinf apps but you will have to filter out the men looking to smash by talking to them.

Just sent a rose to a guy if he doesn’t respond I’m deleting the app

>>33239433
y

>>33239379
its actually even more insidious than that, they design their apps so that they can entrain your attention moment-by-moment, literally reprogramming you into a drone that gives them data.
>>33239415
why do that when you can just reprogram people lol
if people understood the games tech companies play, like really understood the degree to which they are taken advantage of, tech ppl would unironically be dragged out of their homes and lynched

>>33239429
Hinge or socialmaxx (meet friends through friends)

>>33239426
One of Clark's teammates got revenge on the other team's superbitch later in the game.

Women are worthwhile after all.

>>33239385
Are there even any good studies? The apps stopped doing that a while back since it was making them look so bad, lol.
Hinge's last numbers released are from like 2017, I think.

>>33239424
um, nta but it IS funny

>>33239431
You realize they sell your data that they've collected for the 5 days you have that app, right? You realize every app on your phone is harvesting and selling your data, right? Why the fuck do you think businesses exist if not to make money? Tinder wants you to either uninstall - OR buy a pack of their superswipes like a whale after being demoralized, fucking idiot.

>>33239408
Getting a discord and banging femboys is seeming like a better option every day. At least they actually want to find men!

>>33239438
I've never received a like first from a woman, only matches from my responses.
It actually made me wonder if women even send likes or messages to men...

>>33239411
>Irl they'll be super receptive, they'll plan stuff with me and be like yeah we need to go to this thing, then I talk to them on instagram and it's like a brick wall, just politeness and being too busy
Kek, I've run into the same thing. People are as avoidant now as the most antisocial 4chan nerds used to be.

>>33239424
I'm not an incel, I'm not even a femcel, I'm a 30 something woman in a happy relationship. You have zero IQ please fix that before responding to me again.

>>33239427
But it might be funny

>>33239439
I have been extremely lazy and done nothing useful all day. And now I'm in a bad mood.

>>33239447
>Yeah bro Tinder sells data
>The same data that Google and Microsoft already have anyways
We both know this is a cop out.
Tinder works off getting people to get addicted to the system, by losing someone they lose customers, no amount of data from random ass unemployed losers with no money to extort anyway will ever be capable of building a million dollar empire.
There is a reason that Tinder took off 2013-2015 and some millennials even reminisce about how they met their SO on there.
Because women simply had not fully "deprogrammed their evil Chud patriarchal brain washing" so they can realize deep down they really do only wanna fuck Chad by nature.

>>33239450
Then do so? Sorry, I'm not a homophobe so you will have to recalibrate your weakbaitometer

>>33239461
It wasn't.

>>33239434
Mens pro sports teams very much do look at themselves as a brotherhood. Typical foid only sees competition as a job.

He’s definitely not going to he’s too hot. Okay I’ve made my peace with it i tried
>>33239453
I am the only one who sends a message first so far

>>33239460
>Foid talking back to me
Go suck your husbands dick, if I have zero IQ yours is in the negative triple digits, reincarnate as a man before you ever talk back to me bitch.

>>33239458
>Kek, I've run into the same thing. People are as avoidant now as the most antisocial 4chan nerds used to be
It's really painful, my best friend a lesbian doesn't have that problem at all, and basically what we have theorized is that zoomer women are scared of men, and the only thing that will get them out of their shell is a 10/10 guy.

>>33239407
>Don't get me wrong the jews, the Illuminati, all of it is real, but they are not personally trying as hard as possible to make sure you don't get laid, not even if you're white, they stopped giving a shit ages ago because they knew that once you let women do whatever it comes naturally.
Kek. Accurate. I mean look at China and other countries like that. They are not Western, not feminist, not anything, but they have the same problems, it's just a natural problem.

>>33239468
Ill still laugh or ponder or whatever you want me to do

>>33239470
yeah, I bet there has never been any rivalry or conflict in any male team

>>33239476
>whatever you want me to do
See >>33239370

>>33239473
>mad because stupid
You know easily being angered, social by 4chan posts, is a sign of exceptionally low intelligence right?

>>33239415
It's impossible, look at the threads on /soc/ where a guy from here made an app called Duolicious to try to get 4chan users dating. Surprise surprise he has the same problem as every other dating app: he can't make enough women use it to get the gender ratio somewhere reasonable. Dating apps can't work because of the insane gender ratio problem that nobody can fix.

>>33239472
>He’s definitely not going to he’s too hot. Okay I’ve made my peace with it i tried
What did you share in common with him?
Almost all my matches are with someone I shared a lot in common with.
>I am the only one who sends a message first so far
Were you getting likes?
I didn't know I could send a message with it the first few days.
Also have you exchanged any contacts with men on there?

>>33239343
Male
My boss got assigned a fuckton of work to do and then just assigned it to me and fucked off for most of the shift

>>33239475
Yep.
Look at China.
Shit look at Iran.
It's all the same thing and the jews and capitalism both had nothing to do with it.
Somehow these guys will still try as hard as possible to rationalize that women can do no wrong, women can never be wrong even when you don't have a wife to say that about.

>>33239478
Disagreement over the gameplay within a team doesn't mean they hate each other lmao. Only women hold grudges over stupid shit like that.

>>33239481
Why, do women not want to find partners?

>>33239481
Yeah, because meeting up with and dating strangers is inherently more dangerous for the physically weaker sex. Obviously no online dating will ever be gender balanced. Moids have to sift through bots and fake profiles, while we have to try to not become a statistic. Why would any normal mentally stable well adjusted woman volunteer to do that? You are trying to get with desperate mentally ill crazies

>>33239489
>I saw someone being angry, that means they hate each other for all eternity
ok

>>33239489
NTA
You got a response to this? >>33239443
Or are you just gonna ignore it because it goes against your narrative?

>>33239473
nta but why post in atoga then? you can blog in the get it off your chest thread

Stop posting or lurking in this thread.
Don't "go outside and talk to real women" either.
You will run out of time in your life before you know it.
Don't waste precious time on women. You want to look at pictures of their bodies, fine. It's less of a waste of time than talking to them though.
Stop talking to women and do something you actually enjoy before you die without ever being happy.
Hinduism, Buddhism, Taoism, Judaism, Christianity, Greek law, and your epic soiface favorite atheist culture commentary comedians have all warned you.
Do anything that isn't talking to women and watch your life improve.

>>33239490
After talking to zoomer women lately, it seems like no, a lot of them don't. Besides the ones who are changing their genders and pronouns, a lot of the rest seem like nothing is good enough for them except literal perfection.

Women project so much lol. Men can literally fist fight other and still call each other brother after the fact. Only women and gay men get passive-aggressive and catty over minor disagreements.

>>33239500
All I have ever wanted is a wife though

>>33239500
now post your dumb pasta with the pic you little incel

women, what's your opinion on guys that play stellar blade?

>>33239483
Nta, I had almost nothing in common with most of the girls I matched/dated on tinder but we still had nice times together
It's not the be all end all

>>33239483
We had a lot in common actually but he’s out of my league still
Having ugly pictures on purpose hasn’t been working out for me I think
I gave my number to a few guys but they never texted me back

>>33239500
femanon here and literally yeah? stop placing your self worth on the validation of others and stop chasing. if you are meant for love it will happen without force

>>33239490
Women are whores who pretend to be intimidated and then hook up with guy with three assault charges who says he wants to start a band and just live in the moment by which he means snort coke and give her some if she blows him first
Never take women seriously

>>33239500
Idk talking to women can be nice desu

>>33239502
LMAO
tearing up irl reading this fanfic

>>33239510
Your fantasy land is quite amusing.

>>33239507
>Having ugly pictures on purpose hasn’t been working out for me I think
Oh, yeah that isn't going to help, just use your best pictures...

>>33239508
Nta
F
Kill yourself. “meant for love” no one deserves anything at all just because someone got lucky doesnt mean they are more lovable than someone who was not. Put down the crack pipe

>>33239510
>start a band and just live in the moment by which he means snort coke and give her some
What is wrong with this bro

>>33239502
>My only understanding of women comes from high school movies

>>33239502
shut the fuck up already

>>33239510
>paid operative incel poster doing doubletime demoralization posts to cover up the post calling him out

>>33239503
She will cheat on you with a bartender fuck you more time give you the clap and divorce you in that order or something
Come up with a new goal
Women keep telling you, they only acted human in the past because they were "forced" to by social expectations and the heavy labor demands of most jobs at the time

>>33239505
looks faggy, into the trash he goes

"Sisterhood" is a meme, women purposefully give each other wrong advice like saying they are beautiful for being fat.

>>33239499
To hate women and encourage other men to hate women, pretty simple, you'll notice the first thing I told the other guy is capitalism has nothing to do with it, women are just literal animals with one preprogrammed choice and are not human.

>>33239492
Okay I admit I roll my eyes at this, maybe because I don't live in the ghetto with gang members. More realistic problem is getting bored after dating 12 random engineers at nice restaurants. The girls I talked to on these apps seem to go on a lot of dates, their biggest problem is that the guys are boring. If we were all thugs and serial killers, they'd probably have more fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPDy1pmwko

>>33239505
Nag
Is there a mod that gives her a smaller chest? I'm a flat chest enjoyer

>>33239514
I don’t really have good pictures and I don’t want to catfish..

>>33239508
There's a big difference between force and being open to/creating opportunities for yourself lol
Sometimes you're just in the right place at the right time, but there was still a series of events and choices that led to that
e.g. I met my ex by chance at a bar, I still had to go to the bar with people instead of staying home playing vidya

>>33239501
Sounds fair enough actually. If nobody wants to date me, that's their prerogative and I'll just have to be alone.

>>33239525
NTA
>I'm going to change the world by shitposting on 4chan!

>>33239421
>>33239409
okokokokok i'm going

>>33239526
I'm a serial killer but a classy one, not a thug

>>33239511
>>33239520
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth.
If a single lurker sees and acts on this reality check I have done more good here than any woman every will.
Now I go to sleep in righteous peace.

>>33239521
>and the heavy labor demands of most jobs at the time
What do you mean by this?
I still work a job like that, everyone in my family has been blue collar and I'm then first one to be on tract to get a degree and it's a blue collar vocational associates degree.

>>33239532
No no, material conditions will ensure
A. Human extinction.
B. The enslavement of women far harsher than ever before in history.
But I can acceleration conditions.

>>33239533
Good luck anon!! Relax and just be friendly and answer the questions to the best of your ability. You got this. Have a nice journey too
I need to apply to jobs kek

>>33239518
I bet your only understanding of men comes from true crime documentaries

>>33239537
By shitposting on 4chan. You sir are a genius and definitely not a delusional retard.

>>33239508
Sis some of us are ugly bastards, we gotta work for it like crazy to ever have a chance. We get frustrated and post here cause it's hard nowadays. But there's no other option, just work hard and hope you make it before you're old and dead.

>>33239528
Ok well ask people to take a photo of you while you're dressed nice and outside.
It's not catfishing to use your best photos.

>>33239536
What if I told you that there were at least several other people in the world than you and everyone in your family, and they weren't even all like your family?

>>33239541
No, because unlike moids, I actually go outside and touch grass.

>>33239544
I do that and the pictures don’t really come out nice due to my ugly face and general lack of photogenicism

>>33239525
That is true. They always respond to the same stimuli. You can train a dog to be good, but a female creature will never be good because they choose their emotions over facts and logic.

>>33239542
Yeah I know thanks. Don't let it keep you up at night.

>>33239542
Remember when 4chan never every foreran and bled over into general culture

>>33239545
Not then question I asked.
I asked what that anon meant, cause yeah the women who like blue collar guys are known for divorcing them and taking everything.

>>33239551
Yeah 4chan in the past. Modern day 4chan is irrelevant at this point.

>>33239527
probably

>>33239547
Learn how to smile for photos.
Like practice it, so that when someone takes a photo you can be happy with it.
It's hard for me too, 99% of photos I take I hate because one eyelid is lower than the other.

>>33239546
you touch grass and good things happen;
we touch grass and then come back here to complain about it
we are not the same

>>33239548
If you want a woman to be good to you, give just her friend a flower while the two of them are together and wait a week to give her one.

Sickening, right? A literal flower like a rose or something. Like you're on the bachelor or something. Like "neg" her with a gift given to another girl in front of her.
It sounds insane like even the literal incel community couldn't make it up and it works disgustingly well, especially with onlookers.

>>33239556
When I smile my face looks even more lopsided

>>33239554
>Um actually the selective demoralization just started being relevant five minutes ago ....
Dohohoho silly whore stop speaking

>>33239481
>>33239490
I made an account there and nearly all the men were using anime avatars and gamer handles. I'm looking for a serious relationship. Men are looking for sex or foot pictures. None of the apps have offered what I want.

>>33239561
4chan got hacked and was down for two weeks because Moot's replacement gave so little of a shit that he never bothered to update the website's security. The fuck are you on about?

>>33239560
Yeah well same here, just keep practicing until you find the photos acceptable.
One thing that will prevent you from finding a bf is low self esteem, if you hate yourself others can sense it.

>>33239562
NTA
Am I meant to put my real face and legal name into Discord?
I know this is regarding /soc/ and only the worst people, even ones worse than here, use that board, (this thread at least knows it deserves to keep itself under wraps), but sincerely what were you expecting?

>>33239562
How fat are you to look for a long-term relationship on 4chan?

>>33239562
Oh you mean Duolicious.
I mean the similar thing applies there, it's a 4CHAN "dating app", you expect me to slap my real face and name on there?

>>33239562
Yeah I didn't post any pictures on it myself, I'd rather not have to explain that to an employer one day when my face is published on some database of "far right incels". That's also why duolicious can't really work, it's the only app where the men also have potential negative consequences to posting ourselves there. The fact that Hinge stores my face and posts forever, that's fine, they own every normies' data anyway.

>>33239562
I used real photos of myself that a female friend preapproved for me and got no responses, even from the super high matches

>>33239562
I didn't, I got one date from it and she ghosted after planning the second date.
My friends using meme pictures got me matches and had a better time talking to the women 99.9% of which were using meme pictures and anime pictures and the ones who didn't didn't have their face in the photo.

>>33239567
NTA
I was about 200 pounds which is not much for a man but pretty high in body fat % around the time I did, so pretty damn fat.
Never again.

I really hope this works

>>33239571
Got more matches.
And to be clear i used my real name and many photos of me that were good.

>>33239572
>Never again.
What happened?

I'd never do online dating because I need to already know the girl and know that we share values and can have good conversations.

>>33239562
honest question, do you like animne?
do you like video games?

what are you doing in an mongolian basket weaving forum? how did you even end up here?

Why have 6 separate profiles mentioned One Piece
What is wrong with men

>>33239582
what exactly is stopping you from having good conversations and learning that someone has good values online?

>>33239584
#1 manga 20 years running, never watched an episode or read a chapter btw

>>33239585
I don't think that totally works. You need to see the person in real life and how they interact with other people.

Well, women?

Girls

Is it true that girls never forget all the guys they’ve fucked?

>>33239584
More like the 6 pieces of work amirite

>>33239582
Yeah that's probably the way to go, though every guy should try dating some of those Hinge girls just for the experience and to mock the girls here who say we don't "touch grass."
It's just not that fun trying to date NPCs and realizing you don't like them, they don't like you, and you have nothing in common whatsoever.
I guess it's different for normies, maybe they can just talk to some stranger and "click" like they're best friends. But not so much for us.

>>33239585
Not that guy, but introverted girls hate dating apps like crazy. They don't even go outside, much less use apps. Usually if a girl is using the apps, she's the normie live-laugh-love type at best, or a party girl.

>>33239588
NAW, crab mentality

>>33239436
Tinder and dating apps are pretty commonlly used for sex
>>33239437
Finding dates is the problem
>>33239441
Idk about other people but most of my friends don't like to set up their friends with their other friends because it makes things awkward if things don't work out.

>>33239592
>Not that guy, but introverted girls hate dating apps like crazy. They don't even go outside, much less use apps. Usually if a girl is using the apps, she's the normie live-laugh-love type at best, or a party girl.

I understand that, but she's in 4chan so...

WHY DO CRABS ONLY MOVE SIDEWAYS

Women, could you ever be a mennonite?

>>33239589
Girls don't forget that time you forgot her star sign 3 years ago, or that you didn't clip your fingernails for the second date. Rule of thumb just assume they remember everything.

Does anyone else feel like dating is the worst thing ever? Makes you feel incredibly good but then things go wrong and it makes you feel absolutely terrible. Things are good and suddenly they're not. Who enjoys something like this?

>>33239588
she could definitely be a model if she cleared up her skin, put on makeup and became a runway model
moids have such a narrow idea of beauty that they think women lie when they call unusual beauty beautiful
iow, you all have insanely shit and boring taste
some of the most interesting and stunning people of the planet look like aliens

Anons.... is there something wrong with me?

>>33239605
Yeah this sums up my dating experiences pretty well kek
Big highs then lows

>>33239605
dating is over, it‘s done for
everyone pack your bags and go home

I need a hug and a cuddle.

>>33239582
I online dated before. I just wait for the girls to message me first now because it's pretty rough to put in effort for a bitch who just wanted validation and a texting buddy. I always try to get those bitches banned.

>>33239605
M
Dating isn't that bad for men if you can actually get a date.

>>33239588
Ignore both answers.
Or at least half of the one above.
Look at it.
You see how she posted a alien looking woman instead of an alien looking man who would be incel?
Yeah that's because women have a group think hive mind mentality, be telling each other they're all insanely hot no matter how ugly they are artificially inflating SMV to make sure that even ugly fat women get Chad.
That's literally all there is to it.

>>33239605
Yeah, just without the "incredibly good" part.

>>33239608
I mean, hear me out bro...
I'd give that monkey a banana split if you catch my drift
>>33239611
Sending hugs and cuddles

>>33239614
Dating is either heaven on earth or hell, no in between you either get all dates or you get none.

>>33239611
M or F? Most important question in the universe.

Is journaling gay?

>>33239622
it reeks a bit of self importance, so yeah

>>33239622
What are you writing in the journal? How succable femboy cocks are?

>>33239622
Yes

Women

My gf and I would sext a lot at the beginning of dating and she told me she she wanted to swallow my cum because it’s her favorite. But she just did it for the first time last weekend and she got sick and doesn’t want to do it anymore, I asked her about it and she said “everytime I’ve done it in the past it always tasted good and I loved it, but I can’t handle yours”. It hurts very very badly to have my gf tell me she likes the cum of other men, but hates mine. It is really putting me into a deep depression rapidly

>>33239588
She does tho, it’s a very unique face with strong features. Being a model isn’t always about being a 10/10 its about having a striking look

>>33239628
ok, and? stop having gross cum

>>33239631
yeah, in all seriousness for central or southeast asia that is a model face

>>33239618
Not really, some guys are just mid, and they get a mid amount of dates. That sort of unthreatening redditor guy, if you know what i mean

>>33239588
She has gigantic cheek bones and thick eyebrows which go perfectly with the cheek bones. She's just got a fucked eye and acne plus she's pulling a weird face.

>>33239601
Far left looks like femchud and I want to impregnate her.
>>33239599
Cause they are cool and it has been decided by evolution that it’s just better for movement

>>33239634
NTA but yeah, I know exactly what you mean. The kind of guy that wears shorts and graphic tees, beard, and is treating a fat girl like the queen of the Earth. Sometimes I wish I could be as happy as they seem.
Though I guess the dark side is that they are the source of those reddit rage screencaps people post here.

Femanons we need to breed to make an army that will defeat the ai robots
Will you move in the woods with me and throw out all your birth control to be bred every 9 months?

>>33239606
>>33239631
>these femanons will also say that pic related is a 7/10

>>33239634
Being used as a credit card in a poly relationship is not the same as being mid, nor do mid guys even get much, they get to be turned into beta buxx males whom no woman will seriously love at best.

>>33239640
What a deranged reply

>>33239639
Of course they will I told you here >>33239615 this behavior is organized "manifesting" by women to give women as much sexual market power as possible and create a matriarchal society like the stone age again.
Of course you already know that.

>>33239639
sexually attraction and aesthetics aren't always the same
He looks like he'd be a good statue

>>33239639
Just admit youre a homosexual bro and that women don’t like your taste in men

>>33239639
yeah, because he sucks as a person

>>33239642
What a ignorant response

>>33239638
>anti vaxxer
lol no

>>33239597
>Finding dates is the problem
Ok like I said get on the apps and filter out the guys looking for sex, on tinder and on a date.
It's just men's nature to want sex, and it's your job to deny them sex until you are ready aka in a relationship.

>>33239646
>

>>33239648
>I happen to know a thing or two about relationships
>I've read a lot of reddit screencaps in my time

I have a headache right now from anger. How do I make it go away?

>>33239652
tinder is a total meme, its for hookups, and not even really for that, its for women to check if they could pull a model, and then not actually meet up with him
people do not meet on tinder
use hinge instead

Step daughters, how did you deal with your step dad trying to fuck you?

>>33239658
I disagree
Sure it's for hookups for some people but not for people who don't do hookups and are looking for a relationship.

>>33239605
M
Yeah I agree with your statements

Women can fingering replace PIV?

>>33239657
dumbbells then a run to burn off that anger energy

>>33239605
I cant get attached since i know theres a good chance she ditches me in early stages
You rarely know what you could have done to prevent it since everything is an ick red flag now and she will ghost and never even communicate things bothering her

>>33239665
nah
>>33239659
nothing of that sorts happened you gross coomer
in fact, kys rn

>>33239666
I don't have weights but maybe I could do some pushups when I get home. I'm just having a frustrating day.

>>33239670
That might just annoy you, the run is the essential part really

Where do I meet clingy gf

when is the iranian sperm scheduled to glaze the jews?

hello foids, you didn't ask but i am making exciting progress in my controlled partial egocide :]

Hello men
Why don’t you swipe right

>>33239676
M
I dont use dating apps

>>33239676
I don't use dating apps at all.

>>33239676
hi,
i swiped left on dating people because people are kinda yucky, if i'm being honest

Ew I just saw someone from high school who never spoke to me lol I reported him

Women is it true that back and leg massages make you horny?

>>33239601
No, I like modern technology.

>>33239676
It looked like we wouldn't be a good match. Or your boobs weren't big enough.

>>33239676
M
Tinder shows your profile less if you swipe right as much as possible due to filtering bots.

Is it inevitable for a man to fall out of love?

>>33239675
state methods used at once or be silent forever

>>33239683
no lol

>>33239685
These girls aren't amish
They have modern technology
I've seen them with cell phones and tablets

>>33239691
nah

>>33239676
How do I swipe right on 4chan?

>>33239696
Oh okay. Well I'm not religious, and unless I can be culturally Christian, I'm not interested in going back.

>>33239695
is there literally anything that makes you horny then?

>>33239701
Americ Anfootball

>>33239704
feeling attractive and power

>>33239704
The promise of an orgasm from someone who's reliably made it happen in the past

Men, how far would you go with someone with this body type? fuck? date? marry with the purpose of procreation?

Women, how would you feel if you had this body type?

>>33239676
On whom? Fuck you. You're not even considering to swipe right yourself. Fuck you.

>>33239716
m
ok

>>33239716
>marry with the purpose of procreation
That one

>>33239716
F
I don’t like it

>>33239716
M
This isn't really an attractive body type because as soon as you enter a relationship with her, the BMI increases further and she's already quite fat.

>>33239716
>tattoos
Dropped

>>33239713
lol

Where is gioyc????
anyways I'm a useless unlovable himbo who keeps getting ghosted and I'll never find love

another day of my freaki ncel faggot moid life

>>33239646
Just admit that you're a lesbian, you find alien looking gook women to be more attractive than male models. You're a dyke, a lesbo.

>>33239716
What this guy says >>33239724
The chances of her keeping that figure as easy as it is to do more than it would be to try and keep 15% body fat as a woman, would be impossible after pregnancy and likely before then, she already set her self up for failure, maybe fuck if she offered but I won't.

>>33239732
Why are you posting pics of JH?

>>33239732
https://voca.ro/1mi2focdCwDp

>>33239728
>>33233998

Gender, why do some things interest us and other things don't?

>>33239738
100% chance if i click that itll be some gay ai shit

Discs or dicks?

Would you be enthused about your fiancé starting an undergrad at the age of 28 with a plan to get his Masters and hopefully PhD, or would you think its a stupid idea? I'd be going into Chemistry, Biopharmaceutical Science, or Biochemistry and Chemical Engineering. Maybe specializing in Analytical Chemistry. I'm tired of working dead end jobs and always wanted to be a chemist in industry. My family thinks its a horrible idea but my gf is very enthusiastic. I'd be supporting myself with student loans and I do have the opportunity to collect disability for my back, which I should hear back about soon since I applied awhile ago (you can collect disability and get student loans). I literally can't keep working factory jobs so I figure this is the best course to do something I'd enjoy for the rest of my life. By the time I got to my Masters I'd be getting paid by the university.

>>33239740
DIE

>>33239741
you like that

>>33239740
f, we like what serves us, so what we like depends on our specific circumstances

>>33239744
Didn't expect that reaction.

>>33239723
what do you don't like about it?

Women nag men to the point where we want to explode, but we can't explode so we just go get in the car and go for a drive or something. Then women complain about men being emotionally insensitive. In reality, all men want to do at the end of the day is chill out and not have to fight or stress out about shit but women make that impossible.

>>33239748
>we like what serves us
I'm not sure that's true.

>>33239735
Unnecessarily rude.

>>33239754
if you would do what needs to be done without having to be reminded like an adult, there would be no nagging

>>33239716
Too fat

women can you nag my cock?

>>33239745
nuh uh nuh uh NUH UH NUH UH TAKE THAT BACK BITCH TAKE THAT BACK I DO NOT LIKE GAY AI SHIT FUCK YOU

>>33239754
So women are really the emotionally insensitive ones?

>>33239756
why not?

>>33239761
yeah, you came listening to it, stop lying

>>33239759
low test

>>33239762
Yeah, pretty much.

>>33239754
Can't you just do the dishes like an adult so she doesn't have to remind 5 times. It's unbelievable I have to go out of my way to ask someone to wipe his ass the first time, much less request it several times since he neglected to do it after I first asked, and then he gets all dramatic and huffy about how much it stresses him out that I've been forced to manage him like the giant toddler he is

>>33239765
I DIDNT LISTEN TO IT WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO IT SHUT THE UP

>>33239764
I can't tell why I like some things and don't like other things, but there doesn't seem to be any correlation with things that serve me. Maybe you're more rational.

>>33239769
bet you listened to it repeatedly

>>33239752
Obese

>>33239768
Why did you choose a man who doesn't know how to wipe his ass?

>>33239770
just because you fail to see the pattern doesn‘t mean there is none
give me an example of something you like that you think does not serve you

>>33239772
I'm my experience women with some extra weight enjoy sex way more than thin women.

>>33239773
He must have had a good personality teehee

>>33239771
I DID NOT

>>33239716
M
Too chubby for my taste, but I like her cinched waist and she has a cute face.

>>33239773
I dump them for that and the next one does the same thing
>>33239776
Men don't have personalities

>>33239676
I haven't used Tinder in many years D:
I swiped right a lot when I did tho
>>33239691
I don't think so...
>>33239716
Marry
>>33239732
Real
Wuu2
>>33239740
M, nature and nurture

>>33239778
prove it or I will post it again and force you to listen to it

>>33239743
NAG but godspeed man, I hope it works out for you
>>33239768
I do all the dishes and housework in this house kek

>>33239774
>give me an example of something you like that you think does not serve you
Chocolate ice cream. Goth girls.

Where do smug flirty (horny) women hang out?

>>33239786
WHAT KIND OF DEGENERATE SMUT IS SHE THINKING IF THE ARTIST WAS WILLING TO SHOW H*NDH*LD*NG BUT NOT THAT?

>>33239785
>Chocolate ice cream
is extremely rich in fat and sugar that gives you a big flood of feel good hormones straight to the brain = makes you feel good = serves you
>Goth girls.
you associate goth girls with counter culture = not like other girls = higher chance they might still be able to love and fuck you the way you always envisioned love and fucking to be compared to non alt girls = gives you hope and excitement for maybe getting your needs met = makes you feel good = serves you

see? simple

>>33239780
Stop bringing home men you find in the dumpster. Somebody else already dumped them there for a reason.

>>33239791
she's thinking about penis in her bum

do men like romance? I dont mean like love and sex i mean like courting

>>33239800
Not really

>>33239794
Then why don't I like pistachio ice cream?
>makes you feel good = serves you
But then you've just defined "serves you" as "thing you like".

I want u so bad

>>33239800
I wouldn't say I particularly enjoy it because in my experience women always play the dismissive card and make you take the initiative all the time instead of being forward and put some effort into things for them to work out. I would say is the worst part of dating as a whole.

Women how would you respond if your bf said he wanted to pay a 20 year old girl who had never prostituted herself before some money and in exchange he would sodomize her and cum in her butt and then you dressed in a schoolgirl outfit would eat her butt

Would the same situation except you were being sodozmized and the 20 year old was the one cleaning out your butt

If you said you would not do either one, then inform me what your kink limits are

>>33239800
Depends on the man, I like romance but it doesnt go well for me, it usually ends in heartbreak.
Like I'll put some much passion into someone and I still get told they don't think things are working between us.

>>33239804
>be you
>first time you eat something with pistachio flavor
>for some reason you did not like it (maybe you were too full, it was actually something gross, it was too salty, etc)
>you get a program update filing pistachio under does not serve the system, brings no pleasure, avoid at all cost in the future
>But then you've just defined "serves you" as "thing you like"
yeah, because your animal body and brain do not give a single shit about your long term health and wellbeing in the year 2025, it cares about ancient instincts that tell it „fat good, sugar good, must not starve in winter“ and „having girl that makes me feel loved and wanted good, must pass on my genes“
see? very simple

>>33239800
>courting
No, fuck off with that shit. Simping is what mostly brought us here. Court yourself like the independent woman you are and leave us alone.

>>33239800
better than nothing and i'd happily do it if it was an option.

>>33239800
I like it in concept but I don't understand other people so in practice it's just stressful.

Women, do you prefer hairy guys or hairless guys?

>>33239821
medium hairy

>>33239821
Hairless

>>33239826
ew a tranny

Should I kill myself

>>33239828
for why?

>>33239676
I've never used a dating app because I'm afraid someone I know could see me there and make fun of my hypothetical profile and I also am afraid of finding out how ugly/unpopular I'd actually be.

>>33239828
no :(

>>33239827
I'm a biological woman. Do you think everybody in Ancient Greece were trannies for preferring hairlessness on both men and women?

>>33239836
yes

>>33239800
whats that? Like giving you flowers? I guess it's okay

>Court me along with 10 other men at once and maybe I'll pick one of you for sex. Or maybe not. Teehehe. Men are fun~
Seems about right.

Women,is it bad if I dont love my mother at all?

>>33239836
do you like muscular guys or twinks or twinks with abs

>>33239840
very much so you ungrateful brat

>>33239800
It's not 1800 anymore retard

>>33239836
Rare based femanon

>>33239844
You dont understand, she told me I couldn't watch hentai as a kid and I needed to stick with porn with real women(yuck!)

>>33239836
nta, but yes, that was largely a function of them being fags who didn't give a shit about female preferences for male bodies.

>>33239843
I like twinks

>>33239853
how old?
do you watch yaoi

>>33239836
Greeks were super homosexual

Women: have you ever had sex with a guy solely because of his body / physique? Not necessarily an ugly guy, but hooked up with someone whose face didn't appeal much but whose body did? Please elaborate of so.

>>33239800
I don't chase girls but I like doing lovey dovey things when dating, yeah
>>33239828
Nah bro
>>33239836
>Do you think everybody in Ancient Greece were trannies
Yes
>>33239853
Based
What about muscular twinks tho

>>33239854
30
Not really. I don't care for most Yaoi art.

How do I maneuver dating if I don’t have a lot of leverage and am not attractive

>>33239857
I'm not into muscles.

>>33239838
Yeah like flowers, cuddling, dating,

the social ritual stuff, not sex and emotion

>>33239856
no? the fuck? what kind of moid brained question is this?

>>33239800
Nope

>>33239815
I like you.

>>33239858
you'll grow out of liking twinks

lotR_Femanon_Fantasy.jpeg

>>33239864
but all of that sounds emotional

>>33239860
not

>>33239844
If god doesnt force us to love him why should any ***human*** being tarnished by emotions self interest psychopathy sadism selfishness aggressiveness etc.?

>>33239800
I like giving affection and displays of affection. That can be a big part of courting.
But I don't have an idealized concept of Romance beyond enjoying romance in stories.

>>33239877
my honest reaction
>inb4 free will
yeah, the will to chose him or hell lmfao

>>33239860
Get to know a person slightly, ask them out, spend time with them, get to know them better, and if it goes well, continue.

i think i posted on a atoga thread and it got archived soon after lole, anyways im a femanon and my two questions are
1.) what can i do for a man thats struggling, and how do i reach out and check on him in a way that makes him feel safe and needed? im a bit bad with knowing what to say to men, how men feel about women is often how i feel about men, theyre confusing to me lol. it would be much appreciated if anyone had any tips in this department, or even just ways to nudge a guy to say "hey im thinking about you and i care dude".

2.) how do i be nice to some men without them thinking im interested. for context im a pretty unattractive woman but i try to be kind to everyone for the most part, i dont want men to be uncomfortable if they think im flirting with them when im simply trying to be nice. thankfully i dont encounter that as much anymore, maybe my social skills improved? it does happen once in a while and i feel bad for burdening them with the thought of that. how to i approach it?

>>33239868
yeah well uuuuh

>>33239885
Thanks, ChatGPT. Should I join a hobby group and be myself?

Does anybody else see a career, marriage, and a family as the same as slavery?

>>33239865
Guys are are often solely attracted to a woman simply because of her body. I've never pursued such a woman but I understand the concept.
I knew a butterface but she was also friendly and seemed fun.

one time I was posting in 4 chan and did two posts in a row with the auto post thing and they the second post came on first and the first post came on second

And the timestamps were out of order too, so its like xx:xx:20 then xx:xx:10 or something

What do you think about this, state gender

>State gender
What's the gayest thing you've done for pride?

I keep gooning to trannies and struggle to cum in pussy. How do i stop being a faggot?

>>33239897
>Guys are are often solely attracted to a woman simply because of her body.
thats - what I said you raging idiot

>>33239500
>Stop talking to women and do something you actually enjoy
>mfw I genuinely enjoy talking to women
Heh

>>33239898
f
time is not real
next question

>>33239883
>>33239882

what are we talking about today, jews or hating women?

>>33239898
did you see the code leak?
4chan codebase is hold together by good intentions and tears. Is a miracle this site works at all.

Oh god I’m going to get fired my supervisor told me I could leave early but I don’t know if he told my boss and my boss came back and saw me leaving and I don’t think he knew I was going to leave and he’s going to think I’m stealing time

>>33239860
Find someone who likes you as you are anyways
>>33239862
RIP
>>33239896
"Slavery" is extreme but I do value my freedom
Probably part of why I'm avoidant of relationships and am a freeter/work odd jobs
>>33239887
> "hey im thinking about you and i care dude"
This is a sweet thing to say and I think just checking in with how they're doing and chatting as a friend can make a difference
As for not giving guys the wrong idea in general that's a tricky one, I guess just try to emphasise that they're a good *friend* and keep a bit of space, they should really take the hint as adults

>>33239887
for the first one, i still remember a time i was struggling and a girl kinda unprompted dropped in on me and told me to take care of myself. it actually did perk me up just from that. if you show that you have some stake in his problems, like telling him he can reach out to you for help, that'd be nice too.
for #2, i don't think you can really get around that. sometimes flirting and being nice are indistinguishable. even if you somehow make it clear you aren't flirting, guys might start liking you if you're nice enough to them anyway. i think you're better off just coming up with nice and gentle ways to let guys down if you can tell they're getting the wrong impression.

>>33239907
>the kike thinks I give a single shit about what he is spewing
lol
lmao even
>>33239909
hating women is a jewish psyops

>>33239910
I dont know if it was code but when I did the captcha some weird thing popped up in the little box

>>33239913
thank you! and i agree i think the emphasis on friend part is helpful, i appreciate your input!

>>33239917
No, what I mean is a couple of months ago when 4chan was hacked and the source code was leaked, we got to see how shitty the code is.

Women, which position is easiest to cum in?

>>33239865
What sort of thing would make you want to hookup with a guy then?

>>33239896
Also picrel is a big cope lol, but I do agree the grass is greener, relationships aren't a problem-free fantasy
Kinda had this with ex where even though we got on super well, I was really attracted to her etc., there were still sacrifices to be made and stressors
You gotta pick your poison I guess, same with any life choice (I.e. you can be a poor bum like me who works odd jobs and lives pretty stress-free but can't buy nice things, or you can pursue a lucrative career and live a lavish life but have to commit to all the responsibilities and work of that)
.. anyway all common sense kek I'm just rambling

>>33239919
nah this was like 6 months ago, but I remember that those were dark days I had to use some finnish message board it was such shit i hate the finnish

>>33239921
why would I ever hook up with anyone? there is literally not a single thing to be gained from that

>>33239915
Antisemitism is genetic

>>33239898
Computers be wack yo.

>>33239927
>>33239915

>>33239898
I'm assuming that whatever network connection you were using had some kind of blip, so the former data packet got buffered and then queued behind the subsequent one, so the time stamps were out of wack
>>33239918
No worries, I hope you can avoid more awkward situations lok

>>33239926
dick

>>33239899
M. Post ITT.

>>33239914
thank you anon! i had an issue with that before really bad but i dont think he was into me but no matter how many times i told him i wasnt into him he insisted i was it made me very anxious. and i dont think anyone would like me just due to the way i look, which is their right ofc im not upset by it im more worried about them being angry by it or anything.

women can you jerk off your clit like a little dick?

>>33239933
lol

>>33239937
no

>>33239911
Chill anon, if your supervisor gave you the word I'm sure it's fine

I thought he had already left why the fuck did he come back oh my godd and hes such a narc too I’m so fired now

>>33239940
why not?

>>33239940
So you won't cum if I suck it and do nothing but suck?

>>33239942
You're not gonna get fired anon lmao chill
(And if you do welcome to the NEET club ;P)

>>33239930
fuck around and find out
https://x.com/War_Analysts/status/1935404269542248538

>>33239938
are you lesbian do you not want dick

>>33239946
no
>>33239944
its tiny

>>33239925
why one earth would you go to a finnish image board?
are you finish?
I just went to kiwifarms like a normal person.

Femanon, have you ever used a Strapon?

>>33239949
no, but thinking dick would ever be worth any tainting on my reputation you are insane

>>33239951
>its tiny
ha! clitlet

>>33239955
yeah

>>33239628
Change what you eat and drink. Don't eat anything bitter. Bitter chemicals can be tasted at very low concentrations. Try laying off caffeine and alcohol. You might also try eating activated charcoal for like 2-3 days prior. Anything capable of making your cum taste different has to be like a small molecule that diffuses everywhere, activated carbon can capture those

>>33239902
>Guy: "Women, do you sometimes experience life in this specific way that men do?"
>Woman: "no? the fuck? what kind of moid brained question is this?"
>Me: "The man was asking if you experience this as men do."
>Woman: "Duh, I know men experience it. That's what I said!"
The question was about trying to understand the nature of what women find attractive and how by comparing it to a specifically male experience that, if women experience it, it is not talked about often.
I have personally heard women talk about it but I would *not* apply their views to many women.

>>33239957
that only works on men you sperg

>>33239951
Huh do you also need internal vag stimuli to cum?

>>33239961
and I answered it, I said no

>>33239962
Lower your voice when you're speaking to me, tiny clit

>>33239933
Based dick enjoyer
>>33239960
Eating charcoal is wild

>>33239963
no, rubbing is enough

>>33239970
>She got offended

>>33239956
so if no one found out you would do it

>>33239967
Explain

>>33239971
I just posted the original reference for comedic effect

>>33239958
On a guy or woman?

>>33239955
who brought up the idea you or him

>>33239907
The Catholic Church is the nothing but a useless heretical cult

>>33239972
not really, then you have to shower and it‘s a whole thing and for what even orgasms are highly overrated
>let me waste half an hour and get cum in my pussy for half a minute of orgasm
I can just masturbate and avoid all that easily

What the bare minimum a girl should shave?

Women fuck, marry, kill:
>Joji
>Frank
>Pink guy

>>33239978
guy

>>33239987
Depends on how hairy she is.

>>33239987
moustache

>>33239989
no idea who that is

>>33239964
And then asked a question that I attempted to answer, perhaps not as clearly as I did in second post.
I thought the confusion might be over a perception of morality tied to attraction or something and I was trying to explain that men can easily be simply attracted to a body alone and that this is independent of whether a person chooses to have sex with someone regardless of how many traits or which traits they find attractive. Like a woman having sex with a man with an attractive financial status but who is otherwise unattractive. You know, a foid brained thing.

I admit I might not have been a clear as I could have been.

>>33239986
women are so boring

Anons, Gender and would you live on a hypothetical moon or mars colony? Would you have to be a special job on the colony to consider that?

If yes would you find love and raise a family?

>>33239995
>question
>confusion
I am not confused about anything, I just wanted to call anon a moron for asking obvious bullshit
you moron

>talking to catholic girl
>she thinks it doesn't make since Hell is eternal
>"it's doesn't make sense considering Jesus other teachings"
>debonk it with scripture, catechism, logic etc
>well I still think it makes no sense

what do I say? I don't want to be pushy, but she's being retarded lol. I'll just let it go I guess

>>33239996
not my problem

>>33239995
kek, manipulator voice and narrative control