I have an IQ of 59, which was professionally tested via mensa. Lately, I've been wanting to blow my brains out to help clean the gene pool, but my friend told me there's a way to increase my IQ by about 50 points: LSD. He said that I should take about 1500 micrograms and make sure my set and setting is good. Over a few months, I'll become a galaxy brain, he said. Is this a good plan, guys?

You're bored. You don't have an IQ of 59.

>>33240896
Yeah he would not have been able to write if his IQ was that low.

>>33240889 (OP)
>I'm retarded, will the Brain Melter 9000 help?
No.
Seek the Celestial Father, his holy son Jesus Christ, and his prophet Joseph Smith.

>>33240992
yeah usually dumb dumbs become good worker drones when you make them religious

>>33240914
What if it's interestingly distributed? What if he has William's Syndrome?

>>33240992
He wants to stop being retarded, not wallow in it.

i really dont get what possesses someone to make a bait thread on this board of all places.