how do i cry? do NOT ask me why.

>>33242818 (OP)
If you cut your mouth gum and cover it with salt, usually works

>>33242822
i don't cry, i just feel agony. in most cases where i get pain, whether intense or mild, i don't cry, i only feel pain and agony, but i don't cry even if it's a little.

>>33242818 (OP)
Have you tried killing animals or people you love? Death usually makes me cry

>>33242859
no, this smells like some glowie shit.

>>33242818 (OP)
honestly curious as welll. I cry over stupid shit like retarded movies, wondering how to seal tear ducts. The second you get caught crying its fucking over.
>i'm an emotion faggot, idk what else to ask

>>33242859
You shitpost, but that's where a lot of retartds land
>maybe i should strangle a stray, then i'll know what it's like to kill
Killing animals for anything other than food is for niggers. And you sound like a turbo nigger desu. should be curb stomped.

>>33242818 (OP)
Get really fucking depressed and angry at yourself

>>33242818 (OP)
Consuming lots of caffeine to induce a panic attack always works for me and I really cannot feel strong emotion on cue otherwise

>>33242818 (OP)
Used to not be able to cry. Then found out that I can cry sometimes when opening up to people I trust. Then started going to therapy and slowly "learning" to cry by myself, unfortunately it's still not as good and relieving as crying with someone but I'm getting there.
The main problem was a lack of self acceptance. I subconscious didn't allow myself to be sad and rejected my own emotions

>>33242818 (OP)
When my cat died five years ago I cried like an insane person.
Since then I've barely felt anything, positive or negative.

>>33242818 (OP)
Hit your toe against furniture.

>>33242818 (OP)
You can buy menthol tear sticks that'll induce tears. Seriously, just google them. They're like $12.

Punch yourself in the dick

>>33242818 (OP)
Hot sauce in your eyes.