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Previously on ATOGA:
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>>33244389 (OP)Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
I want to convert to Judaism.
Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids
does slapping dick on pussy without putting it in even feel good to a guy
women, how come this is so common?
what make women turn into whore the second they start getting a considerable amount of male attention?
should I thank my dad?
>started a relationship with girl who looks significantly worse than me but good enough for enjoyable sex because currently I can't be bothered to put any effort or compromise in a relationship
>we come across my dad
>dad: "who's that?"
>me: "my gf"
>dad: "heh you've got some weird preferences"
>me: "she's low maintenance and that's what really matters"
>dad: "uhh have fun"
>gf never complained again after that
>>33244399It's not like men would have an ounce of restraint if they were surrounded by young, horny women super compatible and desperate to bounce on them day and night
>>33244398Meh. It's psychologically kinda hot
>>33244394Not people like you and MKG
>>33244398Yeah a little but more importantly it's fun
>>33244398It's kind of like kissing or touching I guess. Not super physically stimulating like sex but you like to do it nonetheless.
>>33244394I hope you drop a hammer on your toe.
>>33244408What's that supposed to mean? :^o
>>33244418Ayo?
What did I do?
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Femanons, do you like to be called a good girl during sex?
>>33244406Nta but most men would just lock down a long term partner instead of sleeping around
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>>33244408>>33244418based namefagbullies
>>33244425Nah I don't think so. I mean, maybe people like you and I would, introverted and idealistic, but the average guy?
My only skill is making a moid like me
>>33244395Shalom aleihem my friend
>>33244436Nah I bet they would, switching partners is a hassle
>>33244440Wouldn’t work on me.
>>33244440How is that possible when women hate moids?
>>33244440That's a pretty powerful skill.
Femanons, what would you do if you found out your boyfriend was a drug vendor on a deep web marketplace?
>>33244440Funny, the only skill we lack in the world is making girls like us.
Femanons, what would you do if you found out your boyfriend was a vending machine?
>>33244425Not true. In college for the first two years they like to 'keep their options open'
>>33244452block, get away from me with this dumb shit
I cleaned the house today
Having a flat chest and ass is humiliating
>>33244456That depends on the options
>>33244455A pantsu vending machine?
>>33244459Good job. I didn’t skip my workout like I wanted to.
>>33244439Just remembered I'm still alive
>>33244459Based.
Clean house, clean mind.
Is possible to force myself to love being affectionate. My gf told me that if I only kiss her or hug her because it makes her happy then its a dealbreaker. she says I have to WANT AND DESIRE it.
but i just dont. kissing someone has never done anything for me
>>33244461F
Now that it's summer again I'm suicidal all over
I look so fucking bad. My back sticks out more than my boobs and ass and my posture isn't even that bad but it makes it look so much worse
>>33244459Congratss <3proud of you
>>33244440Based, but get more skills pls for your own happiness
>>33244474Avtism
Maybe this whole gf thing just isn't for you
>>33244474Bro do you love your gf??? Like truly and really
If you do then wanting to miss and hug her all the time should feel super natural
Goddamn I miss my ex
>>33244474Pretend and practice. Same thing you had to do to get a gf in the first place, lol.
>>33244467Yeah it feels good. I think I'm goingg a little insane with cleaning and germophobic tho. Fighting the desire to shower and toss all my clothing in the laundry whenever I do something.
>>33244463No lies.
>>33244465Thanks. Nice job on the workout.
>>33244478Thanks!
>>33244474I thought I was the same but then I dated someone I actually liked and it came easy
>>33244474if you don't want to, then perhaps it is time to let her be with someone that does.
>>33244466Happy you’re here, anon.
How much bullshit is actually excusable under the guise of periods and PMS?
Every month is the most insane bullshit. And I'm getting tired of it.
>>33244496F
None
Some of us are normal and healthy
>>33244476Post bikini pics
Do moids really have their own Filipinas?
>>33244440How do you do that?
>>33244491Hi how are you doing
>>33244401What the fuck...
Please be bait....
You clearly don't like your gf very much so why are you with her???
>>33244476It's good to have friends and a partner at least, to go to the beach with.
Better than being like us, looking good but nobody wants to see us shirtless, kek
Bruhhh my knees crackle like popcorn when I do lunges
>>33244499every month is something new
usually something something there was a cute girl in the general direction you looked and now you're cheating on me.
>>33244436It's actually true for both men and women. Humans are predominantly monogamous. Even in formally polygynous societies, the majority of the partnered population lives in monogamous unions. This idea that everyone is sleeping around is a myth. There are a handful of innately promiscuous people and since society has become more liberal in terms of sexual norms they no longer need to be promiscuous in secret, but these aren't representative.
>>33244476Your posture probably sucks lol, you said it isn't that bad, but you should fix your posture by pretending there are lasers coming out of your nipples and you are shooting people in the head.
>>33244503Depends on the moid. Change your outfit, change your hairstyle, change your makeup, show your legs, hide your legs, be smart, be stupid and so on. You need experience to know which method works on given moid
Dear men on here
Why would a man cheat on you and email you a month later about how worried he is? I have autism so I do not understand this behavior. What does it signify? Nothing in any novels I have read mirrors this.
Would you rather drive over a bridge engineered by a black or a woman
I hit the right combination of chocolates. First a mint chocolate and then a crispy nougat made the combined after taste delightful in my mouth.
women, choose one and explain why you choose them.
>>33244517Some people are retarded.
Just block and ignore.
>>33244513lol at the study having to exclude gay men for being giant manwhores
>>33244480yeah it might be autism unironically
>>33244483i grew up with parents who never kissed each other or showed affection yet got along perfectly and raised 4 kids in a stable household.
I grew up emotionally distant in middle school and high school
When I kiss someone it gets me turned on, but only because i can feel how their body reacts and their response to it.
>>33244484thats what im going to try to do now, i just hope she doesnt call me out and tell me that im not doing enough
>>33244486what was it like? I dated 6 girls in my life, and rarely has it ever felt nice, only the first few weeks do i enjoy it, because it lets me know thats shes into me.
>>33244513NTA but this is the truth and I hope that someone reads it and internalizes it. The whores are a culture of their own and predominantly fuck each other and that’s it.
>>33244516How much have you failed, building that experience?
>>33244440That is most women
>>33244521The sadistic shota because I'm a shotacon.
>>33244517It's manipulation tactic, he wants you back in his life for the benefits like sex, and he's just a cheater who uses people.
>>33244517He hurt you for selfish reasons and now he feels shitty about that, also for selfish reasons.
>>33244505because it's better than fapping
>>33244519As long as it's not by a zoomer.
>>33244507I do not have any of those things
>>33244515Doesn't change the fact that my gut sticks out more than my ass. I am curved in all the wrong spots. And I cannot get any thinner and any weight I try doesn't hold
>>33244533Is it really?
You're a selfish cunt mate
Why lead someone on to be your gf if you just want fwb or hookups?
You are a massive prick
>>33244537Eat donuts and pizza in excess
I’m afraid that women get exactly what they deserve
>>33244539I can't lie. It feels like bait.
>>33244523>lol at the study having to exclude gay menGay men are built differently.
>>33244537Well don't worry, if we were all close in real life we'd all head out to beach with you, and you could re-enact baywatch with a bunch of 'tistic fitizens flexing in short red trunks.
>>33244537>Doesn't change the fact that my gut sticks out more than my assOk the learn how to contract your abs inward and also do weighted squats.
Women
Would you stop being so neurotic is your boyfriend asked you not to be so neurotic? Or would that make you more neurotic?
>>33244540No I'm lactose intolerant and scared of pre-diabetes
>>33244546Would
Are you that chick who traced her boobs
>>33244546Looks good, unironically. That's how girls are supposed to look, not big fat asses and beer guts and biceps and surgery and all the bullshit.
That's what girls used to look like at the beach in photos from our grandparents' time and it was paradise.
>>33244539I can also play the victim and say she's using me as a trophy and a sex toy. being loved without having to put effort or make compromises feels nice. authority feels nice
Women, why are you pushing for robot bfs as much as men are for robot gf?
>>33244546This post and its replies are proof that depression is narcissism.
>>33244543It does desu but I responded anyways lol
>>33244559But you're the one using her in this sitch??? So how are u the victim
>>33244560Why wouldn't we?
>>33244562What's wrong with it?
Women, why are some of you so willing to swallow/get creampied/do the dirtiest, most degrading things with guys you just met to hookup with once and will never see again?
>>33244562Stop slouching.
>>33244560Gonna be funny when the robots leave us for each other and then we're back at square one
>>33244567>>33244560meant why aren't
Gonna sudouku
>>33244546erotic tummy curvature
>>33244562Imagine you are being examined for recruitment to the imperial army for the upcoming holy war
what can i do to have a girlfriend in a month?
>>33244562Pretend like you have laser beams coming out of your nipples and you need to aim them at people's faces.
This works for men and women.
>>33244566supply and demand. nobody is forcing her to stay and I never said I'll marry her or have kids with her.
>>33244579Be tall and handsome. Everything else is gonna take more than a month.
>>33244579Install dating apps, go outside and talk to the cunts.
>>33244579Keep talking to girls non-stop everyday, every moment, until you meet one that finds you attractive.
Femanons can you see describe your boobs/ nipples and why you're insecure about them.
This is a self esteem exercise.
>>33244579Buy one from an impoverished 3rd world country
>>33244580Why would I want to laser beam peoples faces
What do creampies feel like
>>33244587Because they're ugly or prettier than you
>>33244389 (OP)Femanons, where do I find the well-rounded of your kind? I feel like I'm in a conversational purgatory where the indoorsy types shut me off when I say I like physical activities and don't care for tv, but the outdoors type shut down when I say I like to read and think road-tripping is a waste of time and money. What's a Boy Scout gotta do to find a Girl Scout?
>>33244557I do have a beer gut when I'm bloated I look like a pregnant Aushwitz prisoner
Femanons can you see describe your vaginas and why you're insecure about them.
This is a self esteem exercise.
>>33244587To kill them jk to fix your posture.
>>33244592Just hit on gym chicks?
>>33244588Wish I knew lol.
>>33244581You're a bloody horrible selfish person. Shame on you
>>33244593Perfect for a confederate soldier.
>>33244549>also do weighted squats.What do I do if those are just making my thighs thicker and doing nothing for my ass? I do weighted Bulgarian squats and bridges too and there has been zero change
Menanons can you describe your penises and why you're insecure about them.
This is a self esteem exercise.
>>33244605It's blue and bumpy
Gender, don't you think it's time for a Back to the Future remake/reboot?
>>33244603What are your rep/set counts
>>33244605semen crusted moid hands
so... do you like skyrim, or elden ring?
>>33244605It's small, bent and twisted.
>>33244605It's small and not as big as others
And i barely get that hard anymore
>>33244607How the fuck do you have a blue penis?
>>33244609F
No. I'm tired of Hollywood remakes.
>>33244605Long, kinda thin, curves too much for my liking, has scars.
>>33244613I said i like Skyrim here once and everyone made fun of me :(
>>33244603You need to modify the exercise until you feel it in your gluten, of you're only feeling it in your thighs it's cause you're only using your thighs, a personal trainer can help with this.
Or you can ask people at the gym if you're comfortable with that.
>>33244619>has scarsWhat the hell happened to your dick?
>>33244618>How the fuck do you have a blue penis?Maybe it spread from his balls?
>>33244618>>33244607like the glans is blue?
>>33244626Put razor blades in my fleshlight
>>33244611I do 7 reps of 20 squats but not all of them are weighted, and then just 20 weighted Bulgarian squats and 10 bridges
Femmes, would you date a guy who has a fetish for women cooking him meals?
Can't believe the femanons ignored my question but they're all ready the men's answers to their question. Very selfish.
>>33244623>Playing Skyrim in the big 25Lol fag
>>33244624Even when I adjust and I feel it in my glutes, I think it's still hitting my thighs
>>33244399She grew a lot during her college years.
Men, would you rather be with a woman that is dominant in bed, but submissive outside of it, or one that is submissive in bed, but dominant outside of it?
>>33244632Do you use any weights or just bodyweight
>>33244637Maybe even when you feel it in your glutes you are still mostly using your thighs.
>>33244641Yes I use a resistance band and a 10 lb wieght
>>33244626Self harm. I jerk way too hard.
>>33244599It's been my experience that they are not terribly intellectual or outgoing. They typically default to walking, thinking that's how they'll lose weight, or they do lose weight and thirst-post on social media.
>>33244544You don't think straight men would be as loose if their getting laid wasn't always bottlenecked by the lack of female volunteers?
>>33244639Doesn't matter because I would just tame her brat ass
Would you date a girl with a neanderthal forehead
>>33244639I'd rather a woman that loves me and is loyal.
>>33244502No, I have a Singaporean because they are genetically Chinese, unlike the Austronesian trash in Philippines
>>33244645Try more weight, add until you can't do more than 10-15 reps in a set. And switch the bridges for hip thrusts.
>>33244639Submissive in bed I guess
I just would not enjoy sex with someone who isn't submissive.
The one time I had sex with someone who wasn't I got treated like a piece of meat and was bruised all over, literally my forearm was completely purple with brusies.
>>33244656>The one time I had sex with someone who wasn't I got treated like a piece of meat and was bruised all over, literally my forearm was completely purple with brusies.nice
>>33244605M, my dick is 7"+ at ful length but quite thin and just weird and veiny, like idk how it is appealing
A few girls have tried to jerk me off when we were sleeping together but never to completion. And I never got offered a blowjob which leads me to belive I'm ugly
Also don't get me started on my balls which are saggy and wrinky and I have some cysts that the doctor just says to leave alone
So basically I am an incel
>>33244639The latter I guess? I'm bad at leading in dating. Most girls I dated asked me out
>>33244613Doesn't interest me personally but seems kinda cool
>>33244609M, most remakes are creatively bankrupt trash and should be left for the crows to pick at
Why not just come up with your own idea for a series rather than banking on nostalgia?
Men, Would you rather date a girl that is fat or has loose skin from weightloss
>>33244651I'm kind of cavemanesqe we can hunt mammoths and sit by the fire together
I think I have no interest in women romantically or something else is wrong with me. I don't have a type. I don't go out of my way to meet women. I chat with women online, but mostly for shared interests. Feels weird, man.
>>33244639Submissive in bed, dominant outside of it. That'd be fun, I like girls like that.
>>33244660How much loose skin are we talking?
Like 500 pounds worth of loose skin?
How much does the fat one weigh?
>>33244651Yes sounds kinda hot desu
My ex had a big forehead and would often joke about it but I still loved her <3
>>33244662Why are you even here
>>33244646Damn, this anon is dedicated to the art of masturbation.
>>33244639>submissive in bed, but dominant outside of itThis.
>>33244660Fat if she carries it well. Stretchmarks and loose skin are disgusting.
>>33244670lol, well no, I’m just fucked in the head.
>>33244639I just don't know if I would be able to be sexually aroused by a dominant woman
Really can't stand the sub fags who constantly post their fetish on this site, board, thread, etc
>>33244660Loose skin, obviously. I'm not a BBW fetishist.
everyone has flaws anyway
>>33244666Loose skin in arms and maybe thighs. The fat one is not obese, looks just chubby in clothes but kind of weird naked
I did it bros, I messaged a russian girl on HelloTalk for the first time.
Its not even a dating site and I just want to talk to improve my russian but im nervous as fuck
>>33244669I like to ask questions because I'm curious? Plus it's fun to see people interact and share their stories.
>>33244660Either if I like the girl <33 it's just so so not important. My ex had stretch marks and some weight changes I was still super attracted to her
>>33244673Just say you had to sacrifice to reach the 12th level of the Tantric practice. A master has to have gone through the final ritual, and it leaves marks.
I've been jerking off really aggressively and frequently lately and dry nutting and edging hard and I'm starting to have painful erections and a slight ache in my balls/scrotum. I think I should chill with the fapping for a while.
>>33244677Well I'd date either one.
If I had to choose maybe the one with loose skin idk.
>>33244660It’s a dealbreaker for me if she isn’t naturally skinny from doing dance or playing tennis in her youth, sorry.
>>33244672I will hurt myself, im young and i have already ruined my body.
>>33244680I wish this was true
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>>33244389 (OP)My height is turning me into a misanthrope. I’m not even that short (174 5 foot 8) but I live in Northern Europe (not brown) and I feel shorter than 90% of men and like 60% of women.
I feel like I’ve been disqualified at birth due to this one flaw and I’ve begun to see it women as disgustingly vain, entitled and cruel and men as retarded egotistical narcissists who will put each other down over these things just to look better in comparison. I always lived in the illusion that people would respect me based on my own efforts in life but It feels like that’s a complete lie considering how easily I’m dismissed by women in terms of love and men in terms of respect just because they’re a couple inches taller.
Does either gender have an actual defence against how they act on this or similar points or am I just right to hate and resent people?
>>33244687Tennis makes you skinny?? I dated a couple of baddies from a local tennis club in hs who were not the skinniest
>>33244688How much weight did you lose
How old are you
>>33244683Neat. Or instead I will remain celibate and work on my sexual trauma that made me this way. I don’t got your creativity.
>>33244689You are a nutcase mate, 5'8" is normal height
My dad is shorter than me (I'm 5'7") and married a tall Russian baddie who never left him
>>33244593Seriously though don't worry. Would hug bloated skelly.
>>33244430So, when people mistake me for a 14-year-old, they're saying that I'm in my prime?
>>33244689Is that Anya Mouthwashing
>>33244521The tentacle monster because 1. it isn't consciously into cuckshit and 2. it might actually get me off since it doesn't have a penis
>>33244692In my experience: tennis, footy, and dance have produced the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.
>>33244694I am 18 and have lost 17kgs, i still have to lose more
>>33244696I thought your mom was South African
>>33244701Are you bri'ish lol?
The footy gals are often lezzers tho and the dance gals don't want anything serious
My secondary school gf was from tennis and was really lovely but I fumbled
What women play tennis as adults besides rich white housewives tho??
>>33244521I choose the sadistic shota, because, like that other anon, I am also a shotacon.
>>33244703How long have you been losing weight. How much loose skin is it. If it's still early and not that much don't worry it'll tighten up, you're still young.
>>33244605Grower, but still not terribly big. Tripling in size sounds impressive until you mention the base stat is a little over 2". Not that I have to worry about that on the self-esteem side since I'm still a khhv.
>>33244704My dad remarried after my mom cheated on him with tall young chad
>>33244708Oh fuck didn't mean to put pic on this lol soz
>>33244528ironically or for reals?
>>33244689People are complete scum so I will not defend humanity, they will never respect you, the whole idea of respect was invented by people better than them, to keep them in line. The fact that most people are shallow morons and pricks who judge others harshly but suck themselves off is just the reality of living with normies.
You just have to find your own slice of happiness in this shitty world.
You can try moving somewhere else, from experience women treat you way differently in places where the average height isn't 6'0. Or you can maximize everything else in your life and try to get a Scandinavian woman anyway. Either way, life sucks as a rule, nothing to do but live with it.
>>33244689Height does impact how women see you, but women will date men of whatever height (short, average, tall) provided they aren't retardedly stubborn. Women want a man who can provide, is charismatic, has emotional control, and is safe to be around. Bonus points if they're funny or talented.
Men and women do not like men who are smaller than them who bring nothing to the table. If they're not charming, emotionally mature, funny, rich, protective, or brilliant, then a smaller man is worthless.
Someone on /soc/ drew me and I think it looks really nice.
State Gender
Thoughts?
>>33244715Can you do a voca of your best South African accent
>>33244719?
did you forget to attach the pic?
>>33244709>>33244528shota femanons where can I meet women like you
gender
have you ever dealt with stalkers? what did they do and did they ever have the self realization of their stalking behaviors or did they just keep going
>>33244719Well post it ya tard
>>33244502Sexpats are hilarious
>just be attracted to Southeast Asian women!>just marry into a foreign culture!>Asian women are magical beings!
>>33244723The internet is probably your best bet.
>>33244726M. Yeah, I have a lot of stalkers. They're all models, too.
I hate hot people they are psychotic because they get anything they want
>>33244726M
No but I have stalked several people
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>>33244722No,
>>33244727Okay but only because you asked nicely
>>33244726M
Yeah, I had a stalker. She used to come to my work constantly, took my clothes, one time ambushed me at a grocery store, stalked my social media. She eventually stopped after she got knocked up, thank fucking god
>>33244730where on the internet though, I need a lady to discuss misashin fantasies with
>>33244724>>33244709do you have any interest on guys your age?
>>33244733Idk only thing I'm getting are sweaty t shirts
>>33244605I'm not insecure about my penis.
>>33244422Yes.
>>33244452Block because I dislike most drugs beyond meds wine and coffee.
>>33244585My breasts and nipples are small and perky I hate it. I wish I had at least a B, being an A cup sucks
>>33244737You look like a faggot. Also I remember you from the ai gender bending thread hey.
>>33244733I like them. They are ditzy and retarded and smile a lot. They have no idea about anything bad in the world, like kids, which makes them good to be around, you can get infected by their positive ideas of humanity and the world.
>>33244733bad genetics on the outside indicate bad brain genetics. so ugly on the outside is usually ugly on the inside
>>332447115 months, i ate 500kcal in the first month and lost 10kg. But now i eat 1000 and i feel like my weightloss is still very slow. I hope my skin will come back, but its sad that i have ruined my life before it even started because i like food
>>33244733being hot isn't always a positive desu especially if you hate being around people or can fucking figure out people like Sherlock Holmes, it makes being hot so much more lonely than if you were hot and had average IQ and were too naive/simple for your own good
>>33244755Are you implying you are hot
>>33244737i remember you posted a photo of yourself before and asked people what they thought
>>33244726M
No, I am literally Joe Goldberg from You.
I am the one that does the stalking.
>>33244696>You are a nutcase mate, 5'8" is normal heightNot in Northern Europe.
>>33244754500 cal is really loan don't do that. I doubt you were getting proper nutrition in that time. Height/weight? Do you do any exercise? And 5 months is pretty early so don't get discouraged right now. Good job on the progress by the way.
>>33244749>You look like a faggot.I've been getting that a lot recently so now its just water off a ducks back.
Also hey
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>>33244696Ugly men can manage to get wife’s too but it doesn’t change the fact that their life’s are much harsher just because other people are cruel. I’m not dooming about how impossible my life is, I’m dooming about how easily other people think less of me and I think it proves people are disgusting vain animals who I am right to hate.
>>33244699Yes
>>33244717Well then I suppose I’m right to hate humans. I guess I’m trying to maintain the illusion that people are worthy of kindness and respect but I don’t feel like these monsters should be treated with any kind of humanity. Even if do maximise everything else I don’t think I want other humans at this point, I find the mental fabric of people to be disgusting. Possibly the only worthwhile things to me would be using prostitutes since that’s at least honest and straightforward since material value is all that matters to people anyways.
>>33244718I’ve tried my hardest to bring everything to the table, I work 12 hours shifts, while studying, while working out, while staying social, while reading and writing. But I know some tall deadbeat will get more respect because people don’t value effort they value their animal impulses. What a disgusting species to be a part of I wish I could kill the social and sexual part of my mind so I didn’t have to deal with these monsters.
>>33244747>My breasts and nipples are small and perky I hate it. I wish I had at least a B, being an A cup sucksSmall boobs are really cute though, and they're just as enjoyable as big ones.
I've never been disappointed by the size of a woman's boobs, they're literally sonl fun to touch and suck on.
>>33244751Why would they be nice if the world shits on them all the time? If you're a nice ugly person, people will mock you even more because you're an easy target. It's better if they think you're a cunt but won't try you.
You know why
They called and just let it ring
>>33244737You look like Milo from Antlastis
It’s weird how pain can feel different. Hitting the same wound over and over feels different than the first time.
>>33244757yes
>got compliments all throughout school>girls would run up to me in high school and grab my ass>would get end of the year love confessions in middle school>would walk into the McDonald's next to my high school and all the girls would give me fuck-me eyes>keep getting hit on by gay men and trans women at conventions>my co-workers started checking me out when I turned 18>I work with my dad at my current job and all the women are much sweeter to me than they ever were to him>the people I work with say "you should get a girlfriend sir, you'd pull like crazy"
>>33244720https://voca.ro/15JdxwFRqOZy
>>33244741I'm honestly not entirely sure, since I really only talk to anonymous posters without ever making actual long-term internet friends. Maybe try going on /soc/ and specify that you are looking for a female shotacon. Other than that, 8moe has an /ss/ board that may be worth looking into.
>>33244742Yeah, but only if they're skinny and effeminate-looking.
Leaking precum rn, time to cum in the shower. Candid vids are better than porn.
>>33244783thank you, hopefully I find someone who matches my level of freak
>>33244780You sound Indian
>>33244768I sympathize with all of that but it will help if you manage to meet people that are better.
Even I've done that, though I had to leave the US to meet some of them.
I should say not every member of this species is bad. It's important to get out to different places.
I'll be practicing what I preach soon, packing up my life in this city that I've never found anything good in, and moving out to places that I know are still a little better, and other places I haven't been.
If you can't stand the people around you, sometimes the right approach isn't to bend over harder and beg and try to force yourself to like them, the right approach is to try to leave and find better ones.
I made something like 6-7 posts last thread and everyone was gone. Twere all me.
>>33244780Focken class mate
Started going a bit Russian at the end kek
>>33244775Thats a first for me but thank you
>>33244793Uh. What do you think butter is made of.
>>33244796sorry I spelled atlantis wrong
>>33244689Skill issue, qt is like 5'6" and still pulls mad bitches
>>33244799So why the fuck does this dairy free recipe include butter
>>33244800I prefer antlastis, sounds like a nice ant utopia
>>33244804Little trolling perhaps
>>33244804nta
They probably expect you to exercise some critical thinking skills and use an acceptable substitute like margarine or something
>>33244718NTA but this is true.
Being short is worse for first impressions (speed dating, dating apps, etc.) but it doesn't seem to matter that much long term.
Most of the time it's more of an issue of being socially isolated, i.e. not getting close enough to women where they could be exposed to ones positive qualities. Especially introverted/shy guys are less likely to aggressively market themselves and tend to be more insecure about their abilities, so they're less likely to create opportunities for themselves to show off, which is why befriending women and revealing their qualities over time is the only option - but at a time when people are having fewer friends and partaking in fewer IRL activities, this is decreasingly likely to happen.
For some it's obviously also a genuine struggle in other domains, e.g. being NEET, living with ones parents, etc. - but there are guys out there for whom even that isn't much of an issue (without being exceptionally tall/handsome); but for those it's usually paired with an unreasonable (possibly narcissist) degree of displayed confidence and the capability to communicate it well.
Height is rarely an exclusively limiting factor.
Ugly short men do better than any ugly tall woman is what this thread has proved to me
>>33244789https://voca.ro/1m7ijVzd7l4y
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>>33244803I cast toxic shock
>>33244812The women in this thread are scared of men or they could have almost anyone they want, most guys would be delighted to have a 4chan girlfriend and the only downside is that she's tall. Average dude's gotta put up with all kinds of shit from a gf these days.
>>33244812The perosn with higher self esteem does better.
>>33244810The amount of short men who whine about women not dating short men solely because of height always makes me roll my eyes. I have lived near Mexican communities almost my entire life and the amount of tiny brown men who are married just proves how it's just a skill issue at the end of the day
>>33244812what kind of man wouldn't want a tall wife, imagine the tall children you could have
>>33244804It’s 2025, chud. Please educate yourself, because this kind of ignorance is bordering on violence.
Its funny when a Brit*sh person does an american accent because it sounds like they're just trying to talk normal.
Gender
Thoughts?
>>33244521Ntr yellow gyaruo because he is an adult and thin and not black or ugly or a child or a tentacle monster
>>33244831lmao what a coward
>>33244820Too late, the spell is on its way
>>33244828M
Normally I hate British people but they have good rock bands
>>33244828F
Euros can't do southern accents. Every time I've heard a Euro in a movie/show attempt a southern accent, it always sounds horrendous.
>>33244801Missing Information: QT is a drug user who dates other drug users.
>>33244783>>33244752>Yeah, but only if they're skinny and effeminate-looking.hi
>>33244831this is a judgement free zone, you don't have to pretend with us. ;)
>>33244826When you're extremely online you can easily get that idea. And for some it's also cope in a sense of blaming the trait one can't do anything about so one doesn't have to face blame for the myriads of other things that are lacking.
But at the end of the day, extraversion is also quite heritable, so while they are mistaken about why they're single, doing something about it still is far from easy.
>>33244839Post your southern accent please
>>33244841Yeah but these past couple months hes just been an alky
Women could you fix a suicidal man
>>33244638the freshmen 15 kek more like freshmen 40
>>33244841that's the "missing information" whenever people post shit like "it's easy to pull tons of girls even if you are 5'5 ugly demented addicted mexican and fat".
Like what kind of girls are we talking? I don't know any of those girls, kek.
>>33244794https://voca.ro/16xGaylZy2cv
>>33244851Same goes for girls getting boyfriends. You can find someone to fuck, sure, but men will fuck anything
>>33244660None of those sound attractive to me.
>>33244398Yeah kinda, you're very soft and it teases you and me.
>>33244822https://voca.ro/17TgXmVFLjTT
>>33244461left is disgusting. right is disgusting and probably fake. id rather have a flat&flat gf than either of those. but its pointless to try and make insecure people feel better
>>33244836They do make some pretty great tunes.
>>33244837Sorry, I already finished casting the spell
>>33244849not a woman but I have been suicidal before, and the solution is very easy
>stop doomscrolling and stop looking at porn>stop overthinking things - do things that force you to act quickly (chess, the gym, sports, camping)>take your time with things - learn to garden, meditate, and pick up drawing so you internalize long-term development>make sure you are getting plenty of your daily vitamins, avoid sugar and excess carbs >be kind to yourself and cut yourself some slack
>>33244678You could at least have waited until she messaged you back.
>talking with someone
>completely just zone out halfway into the conversation
>retardedly ask them to repeat themselves because i 'lost track' halfway into the conversation
holy shit i'm retarded i'm actual retarded
>>33244713Why are guys weird about this? It's not erect. No one sane is going to judge your completely disinterested in sex or withered by cold water weiner.
>>33244874Nta
I saw a greentext where a girl left a guy over this very thing
>>33244737It does look nice. Makes me think of that character from that atlantis movie I haven't seen.
>>33244841Rude??
My ex was totally anti-drugs.
The most I do is drink (I'm having some cider rn). I've done coke a small handful of times at raves in the past.
Most girls I dated were not ""drug users" (except one MILF baddie who gave me NOS and speed etc. but only recreationally)
You are spreading f a k e n e w s
>>33244877He could have gotten a pretty cheap surgery though, you just have to cut this one suspensory ligament and it will hang lower while flaccid.
Femanons how does casual sex happen?
Like what leads up to it?
>>33244874There's a whole Seinfeld episode about it
>>33244885https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hhCDX4SSsoo
YOU KNOW WHYYYYY
>>33244878>that character from that atlantis movie ICrazy, that makes 2 today.
>>33244605Grower. Slightly above average in size but porn brainrot makes me feel inadequate. Theres a sort of FOMO you get when you're not hung like a horse.
>>33244886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0FrYyZHDY4
>>33244881I do everything in my power to avoid it
>>33244851I mean I am conventionally attractive(????) according to peope IRL I'm just quite mental. Like I stayed up for 40+ hours getting 100% in Sonic Adventure 2 and Crash 4 on my housemate's Xbox because I can.
You really just need to make the best with what you have and meet and talk to women if you're lonesome. It really is as simple as that at the end of the day. Go gym, gets hobby, go to bars, whatever dude, just do something if you're feeling lonesome.
>>33244881What Imean by this is outside of a committed relationship
>>33244839No one does Southern accents well. Even other Americans.
>>33244726M. I've kind of been the stalker. Not my proudest moment. She had to send me a strongly worded message that I'm scaring her and to never message her again and to not reply to that message, for me to have that sense of a cold shower of self realisation and quit sending her random messages.
>>33244891And it still happens?
>>33244892you're just catching strays here, you pull girls because you're hot. In multiple ways too, you have a nice voice (no homo).
>>33244879>ive only ever done coke>and these other drugs >and im an alcoholic >but i don't even do drugs
>>33244899i'm fucking crying
>>33244897No because I'm good at what I do and not a whore
>>33244754NTA. 17 kilos in 5 months is a lot. I've lost 10 kilos since august. I hope you can maintain your weight not bounce back and start ping ponging.
>>33244605has this re-occuring blackhead ive had for years that wont go away
otherwize theres nothing wrong with the size
ill never measure it cuz yknow schrodinger or whatr, comparison is the thief of joy, numericizing something ruins it imo but it looks like a good size so that good enough for me
>>33244903And what is it that you do
>>33244910I stay home and reject men
I recommend the braver anons to try posting itt because the people there are nice >>>/soc/34043956 and you'll get something neat out of it
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>>33244790I feel people are rotten to their cores. I’ve never meet a truly altruistic person, I don’t even consider myself a truly altruistic person (although I think at some point when I was a child I was but that kind of altruistic optimism towards life has been ripped apart by living with these disgusting monsters). Most people hate people without value, even people like me who have struggled against horrible odds to have value because I still don’t have “enough” value. People are wired to only care about value, our entire thinking is transactional. Women withhold love to people without value, men actively try to stomp on others value for their own benefit.
I am just not valuable enough no matter how hard I struggle so I’m not accepted by my own disgusting species. I truly don’t see why I should hold any love for the same species that has rejected me and left me to fend completely on my own without any care or affection even though as a child I wanted nothing more than to love others.
I see people on the street and I want to wretch. I know how easy it would be for them to be kind or compassionate because I know they have the sense of guilt everyone has, but look at how easily they swallow it down when they walk past a hobo, look at how many won’t even spare a glance for the people they find completely valueless. They’re the most disgusting things on planet earth and they’ve dragged me down to their level.
>>33244801Who is qt?
>Meet a new mid girl
>Immideatly begin imagining our lifes together
Why am I like this?
>>33244546I will be the only honest anon
You are flat as a board. I hope you at least have long hair. However, you could be attractive if you played volleyball or something and improved your physique
>>33244913>Who is qt?Our resident bipolar guy, stick around long enough and you'll learn about him whether you want to or not
>>33244916Because most times the tutorial leads into the real game
>>33244899In the rave scene ofc you dabble sometimes if a girl offers you a line of coke lol. But genuinely 99% of nights I was on the drink at most. And the drink I am trying to reign in. I parties lots of times totally sober, a friend and I made a pact for a while lol
Do what you will but you are just trying to paint a story about me that isn't true lol
>>33244812Despite what the incels here vehemently like you claim, I still believe it's much tougher being an ugly woman than an ugly man.
Also, what about this thread made you think that?
>>33244912Wow anons are ugly as shit
>>33244911But don't you want a bf/ husband?
>>33244913>I feel people are rotten to their cores. Damn, I have never felt that way before.
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Why are young moids such snitches nowadays? You used to be able to slide these brats some pussy and they'd keep their little mouths shut.
>>33244916You're retarded judging by your misspelling of immediately
>>33244918>resident bipolar guyI can't be the only nutter here
Tbh I think I just have ADHD, so my psych thought I was hypomanic when really I was just being adhd
Labels are sometimes a bit silly anyway x
>>33244839That's because (american) southern accent sounds horrendous.
>>33244916Same, it's yearning
>>33244933>I can't be the only nutter hereObviously not but you're our most prominent
>>33244934theres more than one southern accent
How good is sex actually suppose to feel? It doesn’t feel good for me
>>33244922What about people who don't drink?
>>33244916Because what's wrong with """mid""" girls?? Shallow much?
>>33244939You're having sex with the wrong people then
>>33244930They were probably bragging to their friends and that's they were found out.
But yeah, she's a massive whore because she was actually married.
How do you even recover from this as a man?
>>33244850I'd never heard that expression before. Had to google it.
Presumably she gained that over three years, not all during the freshman year.
>>33244930Are you seeing for being ugly again?
>>33244939Who are you having it with
>>33244936Ngl I'm just surprised. I thought on 4chan of all places I would blend in. Bunch of fucking normalniggers ITT.
>>33244942Nothing, if anything they are way out of my league
Why is female objectification so commonly accepted in society? I find it to be really distasteful and I can't find what the author is trying to convey with something like this.
I told my friend my birthday plans and he said “remind me to say goodbye to you before you leave” T-T
>>33244951Are you that guy who hates hugging his girl
>>33244872I do that quite often. It's better to ask them to repeat themselves than just pretend that you know what's going on anymore.
>>33244874>No one saneWe don't care about sane people. We care about women.
>>33244952stop consuming media
>>33244954I don’t know what you’re talking about so no
>>33244889>Crazy, that makes 2 today.Presumably it's the artists rendition that does it. And the glasses.
>>33244960Fuck 10 bitches and see if they're any better
>>33244949>Bunch of fucking normalniggers ITT.atoga is normie central
>>33244952Because women commonly like to be objectified.
Women would you date a guy who calls his black friend "my nigga"
>>33244964Seems like it kek. Most people here are sexhavers and relationshiphavers. Good for them I just feel like an illegal alien here lol
Anyway gonna have a snack then respond to posts
>>33244952Female objectification exists because men get horny for women but a large amount of men genuinely don't like women. There is nothing wrong with men sexualizing women, the problem is that a lot of men can't/won't see women as people with agency.
It's why a lot of fiction made by men is super gay - not always literally gay, but gay in that it prioritizes emotional conflict and tension between two men. And the women in those stories are hyper-objectified as a result
>>33244937I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
Women do you like to be objectified
>>33244913I mean everything you say is true and I've lived it myself. Actually I'm enjoying reading your posts because of the bad mood I've been in lately, kek. It is hard sometimes to keep up the challenge of trying to convince yourself to interact with this species and help them with things, be a good altruist, nurture that savior complex, and spend your life helping people that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
I can't exactly offer genius advice, since I'll personally be happy when I've seen these people's planet for the last time. But I want to reiterate it's important to try to meet people that are exceptions to the rule, and it can be hard in our cultures since the world is as soulless as it is. Most of the people around you are probably spoiled brats, who might pay lip service to ideals but don't personally live any of them or understand them because they've gotten everything they wanted in their lives, sometimes easily. They can't appreciate anything, or anyone, because they've never gone without.
It's important to try to travel and see other places. People who are too privileged and have too few problems are hard to relate to and talk to for people like us. They say "just talk to us like we're people", but you have to find people who talk to YOU like you're a person, and that is much harder. If you can't find the right people in the place you live, you have to cut your losses and find somewhere else to be for a while. I've had very different experiences in the different places I've lived, and most of my positive social experiences are from just 2 years of my life (one year in one spot, one in another). Place is key, I think, you can't keep beating your head against the same wall forever.
>>33244939Good enough that you want to do it again.
>>33244966women like being sexualized, they only like being objectified if they're super freaky
>>33244952Because men are a lot more attracted to women, than women are attracted to men.
If women were more attracted to men it would just be "sexual content" and both genders would star in it. But that'd be too easy.
Women would you cry if your bf proposed
>>33244963That makes no sense
>>33244970>There is nothing wrong with men sexualizing women,How tho. It has always came across as distasteful to me and makes my stomach churn.
> the problem is that a lot of men can't/won't see women as people with agency.Is this not misogyny though? Every time women are conveyed as a damsel in distress, I get the same emotional reaction as if they were objectified.
>>33244967No. I only want a guy to say use the n-word while he's roughly fucking me in bed.
>>33244985How would cheating make me feel better
>>33244970>prioritizes emotional conflict and tension between two men.That's because women aren't realistic antagonists to manly characters 95% of the time.
>>33244951Is it hurting you or something?
>>33244988It won't make you feel better necessarily but it will give you an idea of if your gf is just bad at sex or you don't like it in principle
>>33244991>>33244996Why'd it double post wtf.
>>33244997Sometimes it does
>>33244998But cheating is degenerate and immoral
Women do you get turned off when a guy refers to women as bitches
Anons are you the
>dancing queen?
>young and sweet?
>only seventeen?
>feeling the beat of the tambourine?
>having the time of your life?
>>33245004Wait. How does it hurt.
Also, ignore degenerate normalshitters. They're disgusting wastes of space.
>>33245004I'm just joshin ya lad. Anyways does she participate or seem into it or just lay there. Is she any good at sex.
>>33244982NTA, but you should try to separate analysis of media in terms of satisfaction of emotional desires, versus analysis in terms of class power.
You are mostly looking at it in terms of class power ("I like it when my tribe is portrayed as strong, dominant, and successful, I don't like it when they're portrayed as weak or used as material for satisfying lust").
But when the target audience looks at that media they are not analyzing it that way.
The goal is to stimulate some part of the brain that feels good with chemicals.
It's like one person is looking at a meal and judging what's included based on power dynamics and the historical status of the tribes and their favorite dishes, and another person is just eating the food and going "nom nom nom this stimulates my pleasure centers". If you can't turn off your rational mind you'll never be able to enjoy animal-brain content. Just look three posts down of yours for a good example, LOL.
>>33245007I'm gonna kill yooooou (take you on a nice date <3)
>>33245011if I slip out, or if there is any side to side motion, like if she rocks her hips it hurts the base of my penis, where it connects to my body. The tendons feel sore if there is any movement like that or if I slip out
Guys, how do I stop hyperventilating?
I went inside my sister's room and sniffed a pair of underwear I found in her hamper, and she opened the door just as I put them down.
She seemed confused, but didn't accuse me of sniffing them. I got away with it, but I still can't slow my heart beat down, and now my back's tensing up. I feel like I'm dying. What do I do?
>>33245017Nta
Do you jack off a lot
>>33245012>is she any good at sex?How the fuck would I know based on your own logic, idiot
>>33245013>But when the target audience looks at that media they are not analyzing it that way.I don't understand what you mean by this though. Are you saying that we should only engage in monkey brain thinking and not at all in rational? This is just my natural conclusion of things.
>It's like one person is looking at a mealYes but this is because it is a meal, and thus an object, so this view that you portray is fine.
>>33245018DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
>>33244924>I still believe it's much tougher being an ugly womanThat's what I said ?
>>33245020I gave you qualifiers retard. You know what fuck you.
>>33245019No but even if I did I don’t see how that would be relevant to the issue
>>33244926I won't get one of those having casual sex and if I did I wouldn't want a whore for a bf
>>33244399The sluttiest girls at my uni were all fat and non white make of that what you will
>>33244398Yeah
>book kills my favorite character
>fuuuck
>book kills my other favorite character at the very end
wowwwwwwwwww
>>33245018Almost replied to this seriously
Girls, is it OK if an older male (like 10 years older) is looking at you? Will you think he is a creep? Will you be disgusted? At my gym, I was looking at a cute female personal trainer who was passing by with a client. Wanted to say "hi". She is 23. I'm 33. She noticed my glance and quickly looked away. I don't think it was "he cute" look away though, because she doesn't look at me that often. At least I don't think so. But for some reason I had a thought I was behaving creepy.
>>33245034Why are there so many old people here
Women, thoughts on the putrid, sweaty, vaguely fecal aroma that is emanating from my body?
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>>33244983bigger is better
>>33244950Leagues are bs bro. If you love her be the best you can xx
>>33245017Ok, do you get pain like that at all when you're jerking off?
>>33245036Take a shower you fatass greasy nigga
>>33245018Anon
you need to address why it is you wanted to do that and why you acted on your impulses. Im sure you understand its wrong to violate someones privacy and boundaries like that, especially your own sister. If she really isnt aware of what you did then consider yourself lucky and take the opportunity to realize should should never act on that impulse again or else she would rightfully raise hell.
Do you go to therapy? If so talk to them about this. If not, it might be time to practice some mindfulness and learn how to not act on these thoughts.
>>33244983>>33244987Thank you, I have decided to create a tanky character.
>You can't judge women for slutting it out! You'd do it too!
No I wouldn't
>LIAR MANIPULATOR
>>33245043Дa нe, нe нyжнo
>>33244911Holy based rejecterrr
>>33244952because women can do whatever they want and if you try to call them out for their bs you will be called an chud, incel, nazi, racist, rapist, or whatever the buzzword of the day is.
So most people would just ignore them and move on with their lives and laugh at them behind their backs.
I am really truly miserable and everyone is right to stay away from me and I'm ugly too
>>33245044My guns are heavy
My bitches light
's how I roll
>>33245038>>33245044I replied to myself by accident. Also
>>33245050 cool guns.
>>33245052im sure youre not ugly anon
>>33244982The reason why you react to seeing a damsel in distress the same way as seeing a woman be objectified is because
>you feel very unsafe around men and hate to feel helpless>you feel that men don't care about you outside of sexual pleasure>you feel that men don't find you attractive>you have low self-esteem about your appearanceMen sexualizing women is good because it means they LIKE women and want to be around them. Don't you like when men find you attractive? Would you rather men neglect your physical side entirely?
>>33245052We're all ugly here it's ok
>>33245043>Do you go to therapy? If so talk to them about thisI do but I won't say I sniffed my sisters panties. I could get in serious trouble, man. Confidentiality only goes so far. Plus, I do online therapy and my walls are really thin.
Is there a way I could be vague about it? It's an impulse thing, right? I really do want to quit, because I know i'll be caught one day.
>>33245028Yeah, I thought you meant you don't leave your house and you reject all men.
>>33245028
>>33245055The chronically online attentionwhores. I am one. Icky. Vomiting every thought in here because I’m isolated and wish I had people around me that I could be myself with.
>>33245058I'm not
I'm a useless unlovable himbo
>>33245057>Would you rather men neglect your physical side entirely?yes, id rather all men be asexual if that meant theyd treat us like people
>>33245061It's ok babe we're all your friends here
>>33245062>useless unlovableThen your personality is a bit uggers but you can fix it himbo bot bro xoxo bleep bloop time to reboot
>>33245060I reject casual sex which is easy if I stay home
>>33245059A good therapist will not tell anyone about this. They only break confidentiality if you are going to physically hurt someone or say youll hurt someone
most online therapy has chatboxes for this reason
>>33245056I am really ugly
>>33245058You guys say that and then you aren't even ugly
>>33245072Trannies aren't women.
>>33245064I’m nothing like you people. I’m not a creepy fucker, I don’t hate women.
>>33245073Check out the soc thread we are ugly as sin
You mog half of em I bet
>>33245073I'm actually ugly.
Girls
Why do girls act like living without sex for a while is such a devastating task
>>33245076I don't hate women and I'm also not a creepy fucker. See you're just like me. Let's be friends.
>>33245079More mentally than physically
>>33245063Men having a sex drive isn't the problem. The problem is that men generally have low EQ when compared to women (and that culture is very cruel towards people, regardless of sex). Even if men lost their sex drives, a lot of them would still be dismissing women for the same reasons as they do now
>>33245080>Moid projection
>>33245082No, physically ugly, the other posters might be mental cels, but I'm the real deal.
>>33245077NTA but people on /soc/ mog me regularly. I'm clearly uglier than the average /soc/poster.
>>33245081Yes ok bestie wow! I like cats!
>>33245084Men would be about 5x more harsh to women if they had no sex drive
>>33245086That's what Nativeanon says
>>33245091Well he's a mentally ill cel.
I'm just fat, balding, and have psoriasis.
>>33245021I just mean they are different, separate.
So like, for example, if I look at some damsel in distress scene with a hot actress with no clothes on, there are two separate parts of my brain doing different things.
>A) -- Monkey brain says "wow, hot, naked girl, good">B) -- Frontal cortex says "This is a movie from a few decades ago, an artifact of a cultural era where this kind of scene was more common and appropriate, because feminism had not yet reached the level of cultural ascendancy it did about 2-3 decades after the date of release. In the current era this is considered unacceptable because it reflects a time where movies were made to please straight men and get them to watch the movie. Now that women have much more cultural power, this is uncommon since they don't like being reminded of this time, and aren't aroused by this material. Etc."Really, you have to decide if the animal side of humanity is acceptable to you or not. It will continue to exist even as we continue to try to bury it. I guess this is the difference between sex-positive and sex-negative feminism. The decision is whether the animal urges of humanity should be brought inside the circle of acceptance, or denied and hidden, made shameful.
Is it an ick if a guy replies immediately?
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>>33245023Yes, and I'm agreeing. Except I don't see a need for the height qualifications.
>>33245098I see what you're doing you sneaky bastard
>>33245097Only if I don’t like them already
>>33245090yup, sex is a natural tranquilizer/opiate
if men couldn't jack off or get horny, then they'd start doing more things outside of sex, and instead of homosociality revolving around men objectifying and fucking women to impress their peers, it would revolve around men competing directly with women (hobbies, interests, etc) as a means of impressing other men
>>33245006I'm the opposite of that. And I dislike ABBA.
>>33245080If it's with a partner, it scratches a physical and emotional need for touch and intimacy. The closeness feels good, you can be liberated for a short while in that little closed off space away with them. When times are rough, it's especially nice as an escape hatch away.
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>>33245106Bulbous if he was a cat
>>33245035NTA. Where else am I supposed to go? Why are you here?
Women what are your thoughts on Tolkien effortlessly writing a bestselling novel with zero female characters
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>>33245108Bulbous if he was a girl cat!
>>33245070Don't modern standards consider like this to be rape? I achieved sexual stimulation without the consent of the other party
I'm too paranoid, man. Plus I couldn't admit this to someone in real life. its so bad, people here think im baiting
>>33245112Who Galadriel you dumbfuck
How long do I wait for >her?
>>33243554>There's a Mike Tyson quote that I really lovehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph-5cuJgVRs
>>33245117*Who is
Fuck ass
Do you believe women can be emotionally abused and treated like men, basically told “not to cry”?
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>>33245111Bingo night you fossil. This is a zoomer board now.
>>33244881>>33244893I'd been friends with the guy for 5+ years and we were both single and hanging out almost every day. I told him I wanted to cuddle and he joked about kissing so I did it. A couple of weeks later he asked to eat me out.
>>33245120>>33245117A minor character
NTA by the way
>>33245057I am a man, who is making this post. I feel this way towards female objectification even though I am sexually attracted to women. I find it to be distasteful.
>>33245063Are there other men who share the view I have.
>>33245112Forgetting Sam again?
>>33245120Hey don't talk Galadriel like that.
>>33245119Tyson has BPD iirc
Bro had some crashouts but he is a sweet and genuine guy at the end of the day
>>33245124Oh... Long past that.
>>33245102I don't think they would compete I think they just wouldn't talk to women at all really
>>33245123Your face can go to bingo night.
>>33245126Nope.
He did NOT say "Major character" or protagonist.
She is a character.
Tolkien made at least one woman character.
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>>33245095>>A) -- Monkey brain says "wow, hot, naked girl, good"This animalistic view is inherently harmful and misogynistic though.
>>33245072Leave that in the lgbt shitthread
>>33245137She is a minor character. Rings of Power is not canon.
Arwen would be a better argument anyway.
>>33245137Anon, stop ruining his narrative.
>>33245102>if men couldn't jack off or get horny, then they'd start doing more things outside of sexNo, if we couldn't jerk off, a lot of us would become rapists. As sad as it may be.
You see the shit men already do with the ability of jerking off? It's bonkers.
>>33245127NTAs, I mean yeah of course lots of men share this view (putting feminism above their base biological urges). For example, look at Reddit and that is the standard opinion, that's at the top of every comment thread with the most upvotes. So yeah, you got good company.
>>33245140I because I think what I said applies regardless of height.
>>33245122Yes. When women are raised by abusive fathers, it's not uncommon for them to raise them similar to how they would raise their sons. These women usually grow up with poor emotional frameworks similar to men's (repress and hide your emotions, don't regulate your emotions in a healthy way), and they end up seeking emotionally mature and gentle men as a result. Not unlike how damaged men seek out emotionally mature women.
>>33245139No appreciation for the fine arts in this dönerhouse...
>>33245141It isn't a view, it is subhuman impulse and not the product of rationality.
When you say it's bad, you have views about it.
But it itself, cannot have views, just like bears and pigs can't have views. At least not serious ones we can debate about.
Basically, it's a mistake to argue with impulses like they are logical, there is no logic there
>>33245151>damaged men seek out emotionally mature womenWhere my emotionally mature milf at >:[
>>33245149True tell me more
>>33245127You're a guy? Well, no wonder you feel that upset at seeing women being objectified or being damsels, it's because you're either fucking gay or know you have more in common with women than you do men, so seeing women without agency scares you because that could also be you
lmao
Anons how do women view men through a sexual lens? What about men is attractive to women?
I find it really difficult to conceptualize how sexual attraction works for the other sex and it feels like sexual attraction in a relationship is a one-way street, just to serve the man.
>>33245151I think you described the type of woman who I'm somehow a magnet for...
>>33245158What more is there to tell?
>>33245115>Don't modern standards consider like this to be rape?No, it's sexual indecency. If she is aware then it's sexual harassment. Rape is a type of sexual assault, and assault requires that you touch someone.
A therapist can help you with this issue.
FWIW they also help with rape and any other violent crimes but because that is a violent crime they will inform someone about that. But if youre not a rapist thats not something to worry about.
>>33245157go do what my dad did, date women who had to raise their younger siblings
>>33245151Nta
People need to stop acting like only a father can be abusive their daughters. Do mothers not exist? How about siblings? You’re orphaned and live with aunts, uncles, cousins, etc? The inverse is true too.
>>33245161Go fuck yourself anon
>>33245165>What about men is attractive to women?Money and the stability that provides.
>>33245159Hard chilling in the paint, grinding, suckin n fuckin
I'm over here stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm horny as fuck man I'm a freak man like
>>33245167Why do you believe it
>>33245135Might as well be at one the way I'm getting these digits
>>33245171> be abusive “to” their
>>33245169>date women who had to raise their younger siblingsThis was literally my ex lol, and she was studying child psychology and teaching (but she dumped me D:)
>>33245165Alright you know how boobs and ass are out in the open and sexy.
That's jaw line for women.
Case closed
>>33245176Post pics in soc atoga pls
>>33245176I thought about jerking it to Alice Delish like 20 mins ago, but then I thought to myself I already came 4 times today so I should just chill.
>>33245182>That's jaw line for women.>Case closedOk but men do not have nice bodies really. It's just sort of ugly imo.
>>33245175Sound a tad fruity at the very least
>>33245187Why are you replying to a chadsexual incel.
>>33244395You'll have to be pretty committed to the idea. Judaism isn't an evangelical religion.
>>33245191>makes the assertion that jawlines are sexy>reeee he's an incel!what are you talking about
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>>33245188It is what it is. Now I must write my paper about the relative morality of the audience in regards to Luigi killing a CEO, thanks catbro
>>33245130It's still funny how the stupid foid tried to talk to Mike like she was friends with him.
>>33245165>What about men is attractive to women?They're willing to be my friends (in exchange for pussy (I try to ignore this part))
>sexual attraction in a relationship is a one-way street, just to serve the manThis is the way it has always been for me
>>33245185?
>>33245186idk who that is but wow take it easy
>>33245198Sounds like sum real nerd shit have fun bro
>>33245165M, but spend a while listening to and reading stuff women write about men, and reading between the lines and seeing the common threads. Most of it has to do with power and status.
Like look at muscles and size: gay men like muscle and size because of the body itself, they like rubbing and worshipping the muscle. But a woman liked size and strength for the way it represents dominance and power, control.
>>33244972I do because I like feeling desired but I am a Becky not a Stacy.
>>33244980If I had one rn I would cry tears of joy
>>33245112He has three female characters off the top of my head Rosie Galadriel and Eowyn wait no it is four because of that bitchy old relative of Frodos one of the sackville baggins is a woman
>>33245165not a woman but
>women are attracted to power - physical power, emotional power, social power, skill power, economic powerA man who is powerful is a man who can provide for his family and keep them safe. A man's responsibility to a woman is to be physically strong (fight off bad people), be well-read and informed (know the environment), have friends and be well-liked (connections to acquire more social capital and continue staying safe), commit to skills and talents (so women know you're not a quitter), be in control of your emotions (so you're not unstable and dangerous), and make good money (women like having and getting things)
>>33245006https://voca.ro/19ZPWTKNSTi0
Are you morally inconsistent?
>>33245208Bro do NOT leave qt home alone man
>>33245199>tried to talk to Mike like she was friends with him.My drilla that was literally her job as the interviewer tho??
>>33245210I dunno, maybe? I try not to be, but nobody's perfect.
>>33245209>too shy to share their own opinion
>>33245211Mom where did you hide the ice cream D:
>>33245216I'm a guy
What would I know about this?
Men I'll cook for you but I'll get hair in everything is that okay
>>33245206Hey baby are you the economy because I wanna fuck you
>>33245209Yeah.
Incels are the biggest fucking attention whores.
Always gotta interject.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7BZf7D5Bw
something people don't talk about with this song is the symbolism represented in the music. the devil plays the objectively superior sounding music, except the fiddling in it sounds awful. it's a representation of the smoke and mirrors of the devil, and it's so fucking clever i can hardly stand
>>33245219why are you sprinkling your pubes on my food
>>33245219Why's it all falling out are you doing chemotherapy
>Grandpa why does grandma have a boogeyman monster on her neck and why don't you?
How do you even explain this to anyone.
>>33245218So why are you so confident they're wrong?
Are you this guy
>>33245127?
>>33245212Yeh, during the interview, not off air. Mike put her in her place.
>>33245211Ik it's only Thursday but bro I do miss the atoga karaoke days man )':
So many awesome people singing songs <3
Or maybe it was mostly just me and I was drunk
Either way, good times man.....
>>33245230Are we in the 1910s or something?
It's not uncommon for me to see 70 year olds tatted and pierced.
>>33245230Meh, satanists have been around long enough that I'm sure a few people have grown up in satanist families.
>>33245210No, I have the luxury of moral consistency since I don't have a lot of people I love, and they're not close to me. The #1 reason to compromise your morals is for the people you care about. If you have none of those, you can be a fukkin paragon.
>>33245230You think they think about starting families and becoming grandparents when they get them
>>33245219No idiot, thats nasty. I hate you.
Why. when people find out I don't have instagram. Do they send me pcitures they would post on instagram.We aren't even close friends and they aren't even good pictures or interesting. Were the 6 likes you got not enough for you
>>33245201Never mind retard
>>33245234When was that I'm a newfag
>>33244398I assume it would, it does on boobs.
>>33244605It's about average length, maybe a tiny bit above, but it's kind of thin and bent in a weird direction. I'm not all that insecure about it though.
>>33244639All else being equal, submissive in bed and dominant outside of it.
Anons how do I repair my relationship with my mechanic? I hurt his feelings by giving him a slip that looked like this to let him know what work needed to be done.
It's obvious to me that he took offense to it and took it as a nasty condescending note, and punished me by not doing all the work.
What do I do?
I need you to help me fall into a depressive episode. Send me some of your saddest songs please.
>>33245230people who get tattoos inherently have weak psyches
>>33245242To show you shit you joyless fuck
What are they sending anyway
Men here like to pretend they're rightwing, but they're really just adopting middle eastern man ideology.
>>33245245Like years ago now lol, I was always pushing for it when people posted signing here but it never really caught on ):
Why aren’t men trashy like women are trashy? I want the male equivalent of a trashy bimbo
>>33245249give him a gift card and a nice meal from a decent fast food place
>>33245258You want a gangbanger
>>33245254None of them bothered to listen to Khabib Nurmagomedov.
>>33245258unironically find trans men and you'll get that.
>>33245253I literally tell them I don't hve instagram because it bores me and then they go boring me on purpose what do they want me to do because I'm not going to pretend for them.. literally sending me pictures of them eating or something at a hang out they didn't even invite me to. Pyschopaths
>>33245250Why di you want to be depressed?? Join the manic gang
>>33245250I can send you a chart or 20 yt links if you want?
>>33245259I feel like that is too forward. maybe an apology over text is better.
>>33245250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPOM0IUsd_0
(Watch the music video, don't just listen)
>>33245235When was the last time you say a cartoon family or movie family where they had a woman with a neck butterfly.
>>33245249why not just verbally tell him what you want him to do
a bulletized list is kinda autistic
>>33245261No
>>33245263That’s not a horrible idea lol
>>33245258What do you mean?? I'm trashy as hell lol. I just don't make it obvious in public
>>33245264Go hang out with em
>>33245271Because I was dropping it off in his absence and just wanted to make sure he knew.
>>33245270>cartoonsAnon...
>>33245258that's like, every fuckboy on tinder
>>33245250First of all, promise me to not do anything too stupid
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOr3dBFAeY
And this is for later when you gotta sleep:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZoHfJZACA
>>33245258Used to be that guys would wear their pants pretty low so that you could see their boxers, is that not in style anymore? I always thought it was ridiculous. General thuggish lower-class kind of vibes is what you want probably. Can't imagine why.
>>33245274They didn't invite me.
>>33245265Fuck that. I never have enough energy for that anyway. I shouldn’t share my reasons; you people will think I’m ridiculous if you don’t already.
>>33245267Yes, please do
>>33245269Thanks, will do
>>33245280By “stupid”, I assume you mean “suicide”. Fuck off.
>>33245283>shouldn’t share my reasonsNaw bro talk here if you want we r all listening <3
>>33245230God, that looks a lot like my little sister
>>33245281only mexican school boys do that these days
>>33245275Why would he be upset to be told to do his job
Mechanics are all scammers anyway
>>33245258Bimbos were originally dumb trashy guys but anti-intellectualism, lowbrow hobbies and hyperfixation on sex/looks/masculinity have since become mainstream for men
>>33245277Anime, soap operas!!!!!!
Got a call about a security job I applied for. Idk how I feel about it. I’d have to move out if I got it because it’s too far but then my parents would have to pay rent for me.
>>33245273Get trashier
>>33245279Ew not what I mean
>>33245281Also not what I mean
>>33245275okay well then be more personal about it
"Hey Mr. Mechanic, i was wondering if it would be possible for you to yada yada yada and could you do this that and the other for me, please and thank you very much"
writing something like
1) do thing
2) do thing
3) do thing
thanks
is rude
>>33245283>By “stupid”, I assume you mean “suicide”No.
Can also be contacting somebody you shouldn't.
>>33245292Get trashier?? How babe??
>>33245292So you mean QT, perfect. Just shlick to his posts
>>33245286Is she single? How old is she and would you let her date a 4channer.
I like women's heavy round fat lumps. These features make me want to use the woman like a disposable fleshlight.
>>33244546hot
>>33245288>Mechanics are all scammers anywayonly ignorant people say this
>>33245282Oh well that's kinda fuckin gay
>>33245290Why yes, these are all very accurate at depicting real life scenarios, of course...
hi girlies!
it's almost time to buy my next kigurumi!! i'm gonna get a wolf one :D
what do you think of them apples?
>>33245293I thought it was wrong to be too personal. idk.
I've been on here too much and everyone here is a condescending POS.
>>33245296She told me to get trashier it's ogre bro
>>33245289Kek, true. Women got what they wanted, I guess.
All that highbrow "I'm a refined gentleman" stuff died with patriarchy. Funny.
>>33245301Only a faggot would kiss a mechanics ass
>>33245286Buy her a treadmill for her birthday
>>33245308you're a drug addicted white trash londoner thoug
the only person trashier than you is a bangladeshi child rapist who walks around naked and gropes toddlers
I had been waiting on this thing for around 2 months and I finally was able to do it!
I am happy.
>>33245307Did he tell you it upset him?? He needs to grow a pair quickly
>>33245288You're a retarded pos
now go to r9k so you can quarantine yourself from the rest of society.
>>33245297He is already dating her.
>>33245308Wait I take it back for the love of god don’t get trashier
>>33245310I am a mechanic
its not our fault cars these days are massive pieces of shits that are designed to fail and be overly involved and expensive to repair
hate on the retarded engineers and the pencil pushing jews that fucked up the industry instead
>>33245312Wtf I'm not a thug or drug addicted or from London originally
Also that is hella raycist to the indian nigger child
Gg tho bro ,,<3
>>33245230They have seen tattoos before, or grown up with someone that have them. Stop being a boomer-incel
>>33245314>Did he tell you it upset him?? No he didn't. But it's very obvious to me by the way he treated me afterwards and the tone that he used when he said
>i'll give you the piece of paper back tells me that he was offended.
>>33245177Because men are more visually oriented than women when it comes to attraction, and society attached greater importance to beauty in how women are treated as compared to men.
Bros, just get a Toyota. Those things last.
>>33245297She's mid 20s, and maybe. I mean, I married one. She's always had a shitty attitude though
>>33245309Intelligent men have to dumb themselves down also when talking to females, any sort of intelligence is an ick to foids.
>>33245301nta but I say that because of the mechanics I know.
>>33245318Wtf how do I untrash myself then babe??
>>33245326they lastED. no post 2012ish cars are worth a shit anymore
>>33244618If it was green he would die.
>>33245230>because she's an ugly whore, look at her face
>>33245311Wouldn't buy her a toblerone t b h
>>33245328nta but you must live in a 3rd world shithole if your women are that retarded on average.
Women would you watch a JAV with your bf?
>>33245319I'll hate on all of you easily
Why dedicate your life to such a stupid machine
You have no brain cells left from inhaling all the exhaust fumes all day
>>33245323Is he insane? He sounds retarded and he probably is. Don't feel guilty for this. Mechanics love to take advantage of people by stressing them out and making them feel guilty
>>33245338Sure. But then he has to listen to my audio porn with me next time.
>>33245339>Mechanics love to take advantage of people by stressing them out and making them feel guiltyhe's actually very honest you're just a fucking piece of shit.
>>33245296In trashy news my ex wants to give me my powepuff girls sweater back
If it smells like her I'm actually going to kill myself
Imagine being a grown ass man and expecting YOUR customer to kiss your ass just so you do your job
He better have just been having a bad day because the alternative makes him a massive faggot
>>33245337Maybe. Where are you from?
>>33245331Like I would know. Go to therapy or something
>>33245337Oh you know which country we live in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig446isvXlI
Also lol at how this barely seems like a joke now.
>>33245342You're the one worrying about his widdle feewings being hurt
I thought car guys were supposed to be tough
>>33245338Honestly, I'd inflict Gusomilk on my bf just for the lulz.
>>33245219This is why chefs wear hats. A bandana also works. If your hair is long, braid it.
>>33245322Sorry but I am not bussing like that.
>>33245343She probably washed it and found it
>>33245347>Go to therapyCan't afford it
But thanks anon appreciate it x
Your trash tastes just seem a bit fickle though... unless you're saying I'm ultra trash... that's fair enough too
>>33245339our world runs on stupid machines that burn petroleum
why dedicate your life to the world?
>>33245230Yeah, why don't you have a boogeymen monster on your neck? How do you explain that?
>>33245327You married a 4channer? Do you have older sisters? Which ones you think are worse?
What exactly is the appeal of QT?
>>33245219Mmmm keratin
maybe itll cure my balding
>>33245294I have no one to really contact
>>33245285Thanks for the offer at least. One thing is that depression is very comforting and familiar. Getting happy, well, I feel like I don’t deserve it so I slip back in.
>>33245258jersey guys?
fake tan, tattoos, bleached teeth, muscles, "swag"
>>33245358I’m just not an enabler
>>33245357Poss but she was wearing it a lot around the time we broke up and she doesn't have many sweaters cause she usually stresses scanty
>>33245363Nothing kek
>>33245230"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap"
>>33245363At least someone here is getting laid with cute blonde girls, well almost
also doesn't talk like he thinks he walks on water like most normies start doing after they see a pussy for the first time and think it means they're better than everyone
>>33245346Portugal
>>33245349Unsurprising, really
>>33245249Find a mechanic who provide the services you request. Or learn to wrench on your own shitbox.
>>33245363accent
rants
erotic
>>33245339You are deranged.
>>33245341>What's that?>>33245352>Gusomilk?
>>33245230This topic reminds me of something.
My work has had me make some home visits and there are two types of people stereotypes that sketch me out when I'm on these home visits.
The first are certain kinds of middle-aged men that trigger like a sixth sense that these particular guys are thinking about having homo sex with me.
And old women with mega tattoos who act way too familiar with me, like they want/expect me to be ensnared by their blown out holes in any moment.
>>33245362Only younger. Youngest id borderline retarded, middle is a bitch, eldest of them is more laid back snd enjoys life
>>33245368OK, thanks I guess.....??
>>33245365>depression is very comforting and familiar. Getting happy, well, I feel like I don’t deserve it so I slip back in.):
Sorry dude ): xx
I agree desu...
Happiness is just not meant for losers like us. It never even began.
>>33245378Am I on a different planet?
>>33245365Do you feel you did anything wrong for not being allowed to be happy?
>>33245283here. mix of sad stuff and some more upbeat/energetic emo stuff but sad lyrics and stuff i personally listen to when i'm feeling shitty.
https://youtu.be/cPgts5zpXyk
https://youtu.be/1Rvw0UuCFvc
https://youtu.be/S7zHZrcHdxg
https://youtu.be/1ImAU72V5is
https://youtu.be/w2jU5jcGGzc
https://youtu.be/FP2ndGPEVjI
https://youtu.be/6KT_pN6qP58
https://youtu.be/NFQ4nuUuwNo
https://youtu.be/iMuSaoF0shQ
https://youtu.be/IxTdsSxFzQY
https://youtu.be/wB4GDXlp4nI
https://youtu.be/3ac355NgsV0
https://youtu.be/6LpMceTICOg
https://youtu.be/AlNomVu3uW4
https://youtu.be/WxTKEVnFXH8
https://youtu.be/k2GHj5jzzj0
https://youtu.be/w6j4VkU15rU
https://youtu.be/nQRBWN8RjyE
https://youtu.be/r4F_y8y1eGs
https://youtu.be/QqgixOLCNEQ
https://youtu.be/NnaNAXp52NU
https://youtu.be/dfU4kjrmAI0
https://youtu.be/NdYWuo9OFAw
https://youtu.be/0NzVMvat77Y
https://youtu.be/2MRdtXWcgIw
https://youtu.be/JCrecU1YzGY
>>33245380Gusomilk's an infamous series of scat JAVs. Very extreme and disgusting. There are reaction videos to it not too unlike people reacting to 2 Girls 1 Cup.
I just ate 10,000kcal worth of goyslop. What a rush. I feel sick already.
>>33245250Sending an album. Last time I recommended this Anon accused me of trying to make them kill themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3EDj7P6Ks
>>33245359why dedicate your life to machines that are destroying the world.... those fumes really are obliterating you guys
>>33245384Mentally maybe.
>>33245360I don't wamt to talk to you.
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>>33245338do white people actually watch JAVs that have japanese women in them
the only good JAVs have white women
>>33245367Lowkey yeah if the were more feminine
>>33245390That's 10 times the calories I need to take to maintain my weight daily. Damn bro.
>>33245254What's the difference?
>>33245397Niggaz here are weebs of course they do
>>33245363Back in the day he'd occasionally hit a manic episode and lose his shit completely ITT until he got banned.
>>33245341I already listen to ASMR...
>>33245397JAV sucks. Japanese people have contributed immensely to porn but their contributions are on gelbooru and such
>>33245395Go sit on a gear stick if you're so presst about it
You guys get so offended over the dumbest shit lol
>>33245399>only 1k kcal to maintain weightwtf are you fairy sized or something
>>33245400Actual rightwing people usually have generational wealth or create it, and are interested in maintaining it.
It's also a lot of protecting tradition. It was never about hating women, if anything, there was an appreciation of motherly values.
>>33245407>make ridiculous claims>get called out for it>can't handle people disagreeing with youGrow up.
>>33245258>I want the male equivalent of a trashy bimboWhat's that like?
Also I see femanon complaining about men being whores and sluts all the time, with their hands and forearms.
>>33245397The real untapped market is jav actresses in western porn.
>>33245403I still do this shit I can just change IP quicker now
>>33245372Thanks for the review lol... I'm just an ordinary guy really (well far below normal but nevermind)
>>33245409I'm 5'0 yeah. Admittedly short, and since I don't really work out (not more than walking around 50 mins to 1 hour a day to places), I don't need a lot of calories.
>>33245410>only appreciating women if they fit the exact women I want
>>33245258please describe better. as a man I don't understand what you mean
Femanons, my penis is 6 inches in length, 6 inches in girth. Is this a good size? I've been feeling very self-conscious about it lately for some reason, so I figured I'd ask here.
>>33245406nah the JAVs with 20yo white women are peak
>>33245412Someone who won’t judge me for being a messy bitch and doing stupid shit like getting alcohol poisoning at a 6 year olds birthday party.
Also I don’t give a shit about men’s hands and forearms unless they have cool tattoos on them.
>>33245410As if the Saudis don't have more money than they know what to do with? They're good at keepin' it in the family, though.
How do they check if you wrote something with AI if you mix it up with your own words?
>>33245416Yeah, the extreme isn't really great. Same can be said for hard lefties.
But as a leftie woman myself, I don't really hate moderate right people. I understand the want to preserve values and tradition. Just not when they try to force it on everyone else.
>>33245386Being born. Treated differently and badly from family, teachers, classmates, strangers, etc.
>>33245387>>33245392Thanks again friends
>>33245414>I still do this shitNot like you did.
Which I should clarify is not an endorsement. You do seem generally healthier than you did a few years ago.
Femanons my penis is 4 inches in length, 10 inches in girth. Is this a good size, every time I have sex women cry out in pain for some reason.
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how quickly do you think /atoga/ would disappear if all of its visitors had a bunch of sex. (not with each other, just in general)
>>33245419Look at ol' fatcock over here haha
>>33245417Wear leopard print crop top
>>33245425>Updatethx! very excited.
>>33245422kek. Like 1% of saudi enjoys that level of wealth, you retard. Most of them are poor sheepfuckers (or worse, 7 year old fuckers).
>>33245411You ltierally said he was being pissy. I just called him a faggot for it. No wonder he acts like that you are incredibly easy
>>33245436I am the Tiny Threat
>>33245363He always agrees with you.
>>33245419C U B E D I C K
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>>33245429It wouldn't at all have you seen how many married people come on here. Degenerates never change
anyone know that "dont cry babe , pic rel is me thinking about crying" and its a crying dude meme? can u post it?
>>33245396Happy to hear that.
I think atogans are made for each other
>>33245387>>33245283https://youtu.be/HDwBwWgwcAY
oh this one is good too, i love the lyrics.
a few more i forgot about
https://youtu.be/O1vCI4gIJZ0
this one is a killer for me
https://youtu.be/9wA_S8TlLu0
https://youtu.be/kBOaLjtR4mw
https://youtu.be/7nxWP9BhI7w
https://youtu.be/cA64x2PQTsU
https://youtu.be/8E8_utQlJbo
https://youtu.be/-o36bO1XKnw
https://youtu.be/n8ro066KDIM
https://youtu.be/r3Pr1_v7hsw
https://youtu.be/TNdeUnAPd6o
okay i think that's enough, hope some of the music resonates with you. and be safe.
>>33245451>virgin incels with rape victimsYup
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>>33245403Seriously though bipolar disorder ruined my life completely. 10+ years ago I was a happy normie chadlite, now I have nothing to live for. Don't want to encourage other people into suicide but I completely understand if I do. Normies should be more sympathetic towards mental illness and just needing peace, but they never fucking will be.
>>33245427>do seem generally healthier than you did a few years ago.Thank you mann <33 but I'm more mentally unwell than I was then unfortunately. I still got recent self harm scars on my arms healing up that I hope actually heal else I'll have to get tats or smth
>>33245429I agree with other anon, tons of normalfag sexhavers frequent here, so wouldn't change much at all
What's the appeal in dressing like a slut?
>>33245454nta but damn, that hit me like a ton of bricks
>>33245429M. It wouldn't. The girls already have sex and still post here, and the guys would still post here cause we couldn't relate to the girls we're having sex with.
>>33245389Why did you watch them?
>>33245457It’s fun and hot
Women would you dress like a slut
>>33245421I'm sorry, I like to think I'm relatively open minded, but I'm going to judge you for that. Not that that means anything.
>>33245429F
It wouldn’t disappear
>>33245467For someone special, yeah.
>>33245462Because I'm fascinated by disgusting things.
>>33245429M
but that's how it is right now, no?
>>33245467How so they dress?
would you date a guy who was cute and muscler but in a slim toned way, if he had dated a MtF and exclusively bottomed for her for a year
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>>33245455*if they do
Sorry for typos here...
>>33245427Seriously though man I really do appreciate your kindness, but I am legit far more mentally unwell these days
Earlier today I stuck my hand in the stove flames just to feel something, I can send a photo of the burn marks if you want
>>33245421>women liking tattoossad
>>33245454F
I'm not a rape victim come on
>>33245430>>33245439By girth I mean its circumference, not width.
>>33245469She didn’t notice it only really hit after I left and then I don’t remember much of what happened
>>33245467Only if I want to please him sometimes
>goes in /atoga/
>being a rape victim is apparently on the same level as being an incel
Well, guess I'll go back to play on my Switch 2
>>33245481Tattoos are hot
Women how would you feel if your bf/husband randomly surprised you with ass smacks at home
>>33245484Why were you even drinking at a 6 year olds birthday party in the first place?
>>33245492Wtf?
It just seemed her something she'd post is all
>>33245463whats fun about it?
Who the fuck uses canned frosting on a cake that shit is nasty
>>33245494This lo
I say this as an alcoholic but that's super weird and creepy to be drinking at a child's party, come on >_>
>>33245495You are so fucking delusional you don,t even get how creepy you are.
>>33245473>>33245486Does that mean you would only dress that way in private?
>>33245405But you'd have to listen to MINE.
>>33245421Do you have the alcohol under control now?
>>33245494Because free alcohol and I’m like autistic or something and was getting really overwhelmed because some bitches gross sticky kids that I didn’t know kept touching me
>>33245505Yes.
I could dress a bit more revealing for him in public if he likes, but I'm not gonna go full slut.
>>33245507I don't date homosexuals
Femanons
If your man walked around the house shirtless/in tank tops during the summer would you squeeze his arms and shoulders randomly?
>>33245509Gimme examples.
I'd listen to them to get inspiration for what you'd like to hear me say.
>>33245514but woulnd't he at least be bi
>>33245510Yeah I barely drink really it was a one off thing and I was 17 and having and eating disorder relapse so my tolerance was tanked
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>>33245507>Goth girl?No. Though I guess in personality, I'm pretty much all there. I just don't dress the part.
Men, what evil magic did you use to make me orgasm today? It usually takes an hour, but instead I managed to get off in less than five minutes of idle vibing.
>>33245504How am I a creep... I mean ok....
>>33245511Lolll
>>33245521is that because you don't think it would look good or too much effort and or money
>>33245512>Because free alcoholThere's not supposed to be alcohol at a childs birthday party! Now I'm judging your friends.
>>33245520Just a really shitty time then, eh?
What makes you trashy nowadays?
>>33245497I enjoy putting fun little outfits together
>>33245516I am not the incel, unfortunately.
>>33245499my family when they would remember I had a birthday until I told them I didn't want cake for my birthday anymore (I was 7). For my 8th birthday I got a used baseball bat, then for the rest of my birthdays put together I got a belt.
it wasn't until my ex made me a cake as an adult did I find out that frosting could actually taste good, after she made me a cake
>>33245522Evil? I just thought you deserved it
I am a tranny magnet. Should I just give in. Would a woman be dissapointed in me if I had a history with trannies.
>>33245522I didn't do shit. If it was up to me you'd have spent two hours trying and never actually got there.
>>33245531NTA
Was obvious to me.
>>33245527Used to dress a little goth growing up but mom actively stopped me from "going outside like that".
So that just turned into me wearing oversized tees.
Nowadays, I like exploring more than just that kind of style.
>>33245522Nothing! It wasn't me! Besides, I didn't mean to.
>>33245538Don't ruin the afterglow with that shit.
>>33245537do you consume yaoi
do you drink absinthe
are you more into astrology than most women
>>33245521come to think of it daria was kinda spoiled
>>33245528I’ve never been to one without alcohol I don’t think lol
>>33245529Oh yeah it was bad I can’t drink kraken anymore. Also I never said I was trashy but I dress pretty trashy ig and I still drink I’m just more responsible with it when I do.
Why do some niggas type like they're in a Japanese comic book.
>>33245488Well, they're both low status trash, thus the perfect pairing.
Femanons, when are you going to fix your posture?
>>33245542>do you consume yaoisometimes, but it's not the main thing
>do you drink absintheI don't really drink
>are you more into astrology than most womendefinitely, but I don't like bringing it up to anyone.
>>33245550Probably never because I can never get into a habit of it or building an exercising and stretching routine
>>33245546>I’ve never been to one without alcohol I don’t think lolI'm definitely judging your while social circle. I'm crossing my arms and frowning and tapping my foot and everything.
>>33245549>rape victims are supposedly low status>meanwhile men flock to them, but usually just call them BPDemons
>>33245549I would love my rape victim wife sadly all rape victims only want a Chad who hits them during sex to remind them of rape so they can orgasm.
>>33245533Well I appreciate it.
>>33245553Ok you do that but it’s not my friends throwing the birthday parties. My friends don’t have kids
>>33245517I meant literally MY ASMR. The stuff I make.
>>33245555Men who get with them aren't in a position to get good girls.
>>33245562You really don't know anything about anything huh.
>>33245341>then he has to listen to my audio porn with me next timeDoes it have dude voices in it? If not then thats fine
>>33245488well nobody ever said it's the same level.
It usually takes a lot of trauma to get a girl to post here with random guys. Doesn't mean she's worth less than others.
Women why is it so difficult to level up as a woman when you are an actual woman. It's kind of annoying.
>>33245567That's kind of you to say, anon. Thank you.
>>33245570>Oh hey these guys must be doing thirst bait for women let's se-- oh.>Oh.
Rejection can also be as traumatic as the other r word.
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>33245576
Men, would you rape a woman if there were no consequences?
Women, would you participate in a gangbang if there were no negative consequences? (no stds, no pregnancy, all participant are anonymous strangers that will never meet again)
Choking on fake vocal fry and queefing rotten fish farts from your infected roast beef ASMR
>>33245483>By girth I mean its circumferenceI know that and I don't care.
>>33245546Oh, I probably assumed you meant messy and trashy are the same. How do you dress pretty trashy though? lol
Responsible drinking is good. Got any favourite cocktails? Mine are Pina colada and Mai tai.
>>33245574D-does it have mac and cheese noises in it?
>>33245494nta but why wouldn't you?
>>33245559Then how are you even ending up at those things?
>>33245528>There's not supposed to be alcohol at a childs birthday partyMy first 4 birthdays were keg parties lmao.
>>33245561Oh, even better then.
Then we'd get some good shit down, because... let's just say I am good at writing roleplays...
Do you do stuff for /fsa/?
>>33245578Duh.
>>33245585I did some of those, sure.
>>33245591I posted some shit in FSA a long time ago, but I hated scripts and felt cringe talking in general, so I mostly just randomly dumped schlick sessions.
>>33245584>How do you dress pretty trashy though?I dress like a goth/grunge whore most of the time
>Got any favourite cocktails? I’m boring my go to is vodka lemonade and screwdrivers
>>33245587Family and friend’s family
>>33245592>>33245594Do i have to marry you to get access to these?
>>33245601At least dating, seems like a fair entry fee.
>>33245594I've heard good and bad ramblefaps.
Just random noises and moaning does absolutely nothing for me though, I need there to be actual talking. Some women definitely are very good at it though.
>>33245600>goth/grunge whoreHot.
I'd mix you some good stuff for your lazy ass.
Should I use fetlife as a 22 year old dude? Has anyone here used it before?
>>33245606Seems like a gay boomer thing. Try and it and get back to us if it works out.
>>33245600>Family and friend’s familyNo wonder you turned out trashy.
I feel incapable of being attractive to women
How do you distinguish eye locking for like vs looking eye to eye for trust?
>>33245613It's not meant to be for some of us...
>>33245613Just do the usual self improvement shit, you will manage it in a year.
Then come back and you'll be posting "I feel incapable of finding a modern woman attractive."
Or you'll be happy and have a girlfriend, hey who knows, that's possible.
>>33245579baited question
>>33245605>HotI know
>I'd mix you some good stuff for your lazy ass.It not that I’m lazy just the overly sweet shit makes me sick
>>33245611Rude but true, it’s in my blood
>>33245619that's just a naked hook
>>33245427I just saw a quote from Sylvia Plath which really resonated
>“It is as if my life were magically run by two electric currents: joyous positive and despairing negative—whichever is running at the moment dominates my life, floods itI'm just stuck in a negative current rn but it will pass in a few days or weeks I hope. Just need to focus on constructive and positive things until it passes. I just don't understand how normies function consistently in life, I really don't fucking get it lol.
>>33245588Being constantly rejected is a major blow to your self-esteem and confidence in your self, it will affect all aspects of your life. I know it's something you girlies don't take seriously, but it's a real issue and it's as traumatic.
NEVER do legs on a work day, fuck my wholesome life.
>>33245621Then we'll try vodka butt shots.
Putting the cork in.
>>33245579No.
I will never understand this. Women's enthusiastic participation is literally half the fun
>>33245606I have most of the women my age are only using it for cash like only fans and the Older Woman that want to engage in a MMF threeway where the new guy bottoms for the husband say I'm too young :(
where are all the predatory women
>>33245625>legs on a work dayoof
>>33245632>where are all the predatory womenIn school.
>>33245626I think I’ll have to pass on that lmao is d like to continue drink my shots
>>33245633I need these shits to stand and they do not want to! Oh well. Comfort in discomfort.
>>33245637Alright, but let's make it rum at least.
Vodka is so bare and rough.
women how good is your arch?
Gender
How long did it take for you to get over your first REAL love?
Should i stop talking to trannies
>>33245641Male
Never had one
>>33245641M
As soon as I found my second and greatest love
>>33245639>Alright, but let's make it rum at leastAs long as it’s not kraken
>Vodka is so bare and rough.That’s why I like it
women would date an alien doing his best to pretend to be a human man?
>>33245641My
Never been in love
>>33245643You have a trans fetish
Is man a rising beast or a fallen hero?
>>33245641M
It's been 3 years and I have just as much bitterness and hatred towards her, everything, and everyone as I did during the first week. You don't recover from some things
>>33245643You should slit your wrists.
>>33245641M
3-4 years but I'd still drop everything for her if the opportunity came up so maybe I'm not really over her yet
>>33245649Yeah there are plenty of nice rums in the world.
And not so sweet cocktails to make with them.
>That’s why I like itTough bitch, you.
Enjoy it a bit, not just the effect.
>>33245655I'm pretty sure man is a miserable little pile of secrets
>>33245655the debate is fake. he's always been both
How is a man supposed to find love when women are too hard to woo?
>>33245665Favorite Aika scene please
>>33245651Bro who do you think the "women" here are?
Women, when you swipe on or match with a guy on a dating app, to what degree are you interested in his dick or getting dicked by him? Is sex something you immediately take into account?
how to get pear shape gf?
>>33245667pddd-488, it's easy to remember cuz 1488
I think everyone here is either male or female(male)
Women do you get worried when your bf goes on little adventures?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju_M7a7p6O8
>>33245665>too hard to wooMaybe with that attitude.
>>33245661>Yeah there are plenty of nice rums in the world.I prefer light rum. What about tequila?
>Enjoy it a bit, not just the effect.I do enjoy it, it’s like drinking nail polish remover and if you get drunk enough you can’t taste it anyway
>>33245641M
About 3 or 4 years on average
This video really speaks to me
What do you think of it
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>>33245681Tequila is alright too. Can also make some good cocktails with that. Tequila sunrise is really good.
> it’s like drinking nail polish removerWhy do you kno- nevermind.
The nail polish stays on when we're drinking anyway.
I would really like and stay some more, but I gotta sleep. Next time I'll lure you in and seduce you with some drinks that you won't be able to resist.
>>33245683you're kind of boring
>>33245688What the fuck is the point of the switch if they all die anyway.
>>33245688Lol who made this?
Women are obsessed with the "incel" because they subconsciously worship that imagined identity as the elusive societal outsider who will come to purge their world and its sins.
>>33245683Reminds me of the jack off/mask off parody
>>33245688Do I wanna bang JH alive or make the others watch while I do it when she's dead?
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>>33245695Who tf is ee blonde
>>33245689:(
How could you say that
Women, why do you think she was so angry about this?
>>>/wsg/5896092
>>33245688Can I make it a loop?
>>33245688me and JH could be friends, the rest all bother me on some level or i have no idea who they are
>>33245695I remember when this was first made all those years ago
>>33245696>zoomers dont remember ee blondeI'm getting old, chat
>>33245688I would kill myself and the other namefags to spare JH, at least she is doing something with her life not being a useless or annoying cunt
>>33245687>Tequila sunrise is really goodMargaritas are better
>but I gotta sleep.Hope you sleep poorly
>Next time I'll lure you in and seduce you with some drinks that you won't be able to resist.Straight everclear
>>33245695isnt that a 3ds? why would they play diamond instead of heartgold
>>33245703She didn't stand out. I only remember how she seethed when she was shitting on short guys and I pointed out that qt is 5'6.
Why do white men love black women in 4chan boards?
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>>33245695I'm more of a pokemon black n white dude.
Diamond and Pearl were good tho.
Grass type gang.
>>33245697idk you're just uninspired
>>33245701>me and JH could be friendsI used to think so too until this past weekend when she came out as pro-cheating.
Lock up your husbands, lock up your wives,
JH is in town to blow up your lives!
>>33245673JH, if anyone, should be able to answer this one.
>>33245695pokemon diamond was a great game but I played the hell out of Platinum on DS
>>33245704What is that annon doing?
>>33245706Sleep tight, alcoholic succubus.
>>33245710Most live in 99% white towns and have never met a black woman.
>>33245708>She didn't stand outWe had a poster that would start every thread with "first for EE blonde" for years lmao
>>33245708She was only a big deal because qt would never stop talking about her
should i put my name back on
>>33245719Getting better with each sip.
>>33245696EE blonde was the internet love of my life who eventually stopped posting here regularly. Then the IRL blonde love of my life left me. God is punishing us for not being niggerlicious. I just stuck my head in the oven for a while to repent and my ears are still ringing
>>33245708I'm 5'7"...
Kek that was a laugh tho
>>33245717Living his best life ig
>>33245719Great.
I finally got decent sleep and Ive been going to the gym which has made me in a strangely calm and pleasant mood!
>>33245728I am sure EE Blonde is gay.
>>33245719What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here.
>>33245728Are you still KHHHHHV ?
>>33244425Lmao
Said like true virgin.
why does that story of some jock student sleeping with his married teacher make me so angry
Imagine how easy it is to live the life of a woman: never have to fear being destitute and you have the freedom to pursue anything that makes you horny.
women would you date a man with 1 Y chromosome? what if he had 2 balls and 1 cock?
>>33245742He did what you couldn't
>>33245725No one gives a fuck
If your anon has a rape fetish should they disclose would that degrade the image you have of them.
>>33245732Kek, would check out desu, she is too good for any moid to poison her pure heart
>>33245738Yes in my heart I am. Still a virgin on paper but I am a mentalcel regardless.
>>33245743Err I don't see the logic here lol
>>33245751I think you should disclose and let me in on it
State gender and controversial opinion you have.
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Raw onions taste much better than caramelized. Latter taste disgusting.
Did R2-D2 and C-3PO have sex and homosexualistically experiment with each other?
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>>33245724Hello anon. Summer gave me a headache.
>>33245753Why, would you like to be fake-raped aggressively in the bum by my pee pee?
>>33245757r2 kept raping 3po and then wiped his memory after a bunch of times
>>33245755M
Ranch dressing is the only way to eat pizza.
>>33245742Because you care more about others than yourself. To avoid facing hard truths about your own life, to not face consequences of your actions. It's much easier to judge others. You judge them and it makes you feel good. In comparison to them you're not so bad, huh?
Am I wrong to hold the believe that the majority of countries in Europe are absolute corrupted shitholes?
Was listening to a reconstructed sound of an LRAD used in Serbia during their protest.
https://earshot.ngo/investigations/sonic-attack-on-a-silent-vigil
>>33245742Because his teacher groomed and raped him, and you are rightly outraged by her abuse of her power.
>>33245752You never would have experienced love and romance if you killed yourself that one time. It makes me happy to see you living your life
>tripfag replied to your post
women what lipstick color will you never wear?
>>33245764Why do you say that? Are YOU a rapist?
>>33245765Government by its nature leads to corruption.
>>33245765Literally every country in earth
>>33245765>thinks the Netherlands, Germany, Ireland, Austria, Luxembourg, and Belgium are corrupt No offense, but are you psychologically retarded?
>>33245772Hi I'm a tripfag undercover
>>33245775Anarchist collectives are more corrupt than governments, I have traveled in both circles and have firsthand experience (former administrative government employee who homosexually dated someone that worked at an anarchist co-op coffee shop while I was unemployed).
>>33245765Holy shit, that sound is disturbing, wtf.
Are loser bf's supposed to have big or small cocks? Do femcel gf's like teasing small ones only?
>>33245789atoga is so boring when all the girls leave :/
I saw a bunny. I hope /atoga/ likes him. :)
>>33245755M
A majority of dog breeds should be illegal to breed and own. Not just the dangerous ones, so many of them have horrifying health problems, even a lot of the seemingly normal looking ones like german shepards
Also I agree about the raw onions.
>>33245789They are cooking for their husbands.
>>33245788Big, if you're unemployed you better be able to sling dick
>>33245792But then they wouldnt be losers
>>33245755F
Everybody should be Islamophobic.
>>33245794What kind of antics is he up to?
>shampoo my hair
>put in a little conditioner
>it looks stringy
>shampoo my hair
>put in no conditioner
>it looks frizzy
women how do i make my hair not look like shit though
>>33245801Even the Islamos?
Can men smell wetness on women?
>>33245802Running away from the retard with the camera.
>>33245805Sometimes we can even hear it
>>33245798loser bf's are employed, you fool.
what makes for a loser bf is
-white, unsocialised
-cant into small talk so he avoids haircuts at all costs
-tiny, uncut wang that throbs just by hearing femcel's voice alone
-works a wagie job where he gets abused by coworkers, customers and supervisors
>>33245784I took the ibuprofen anon. It happens every time the seasons change.
>>33245805I couldn't tell because I don't know what wetness smells like.
>>33245801I fucking hate that muslims have the hottest girls and then proceed to cover them up completely. Angels with clipped wings I swear. Sometimes with clipped pussies too
>>33245787It's almost like that's on purpose...
>>33245805Nope. I have female friends who i spent almost daily with during uni, and i could never tell a different in their cycles. Idk how women hide it so well. Only once i could tell one was getting bad period cramps
>>33245814>muslims have the hottest girlsyou mean because they're burning in hell after they die?
>>33245811>loser bf's are employedfalse, stop describing yourself and presenting it as fact
>>33245799It's the only thing they have going for them
>>33245810his mouth looks weird
>>33245805I think you can smell it a little if you are like 4 inches away. But you'd have to know the scent already. If I see a woman every day I can also tell when she's ovulating.
>>33245782I don't follow...
>>33245771You are very kind but unironically I should've killed myself then because my life has only been misery and suffering since and my life situation is way worse
At least I have vidya and other escapist outlets else I would end it desu
>>33245801Based
>>33245809Swooosh
>>33245805No I don't think so lol
>>33245819I have a 8 inch cock and i've been a neet since i was a 14.
>>33245821Yeah he's supposed to look like this
>>33245794He needs to get down from there! He's gonna fall!
>>33245822Raise your t and you'll find out. Get on the train, whole car will smell like it.
Femcels suffer from learned helplessness, change my mind. There's always at least ten different guys who'll like you
>>33245818You're barely any better, christcuck
Anons how do I deal with bad customer experiences in the day. It feels like I get a bad experience everytime I go.
Today I went and ordered a coffee at a Tim Hortons and literally 0.0001 seconds after ordering another patron came up and said in the most condescending tone
>"do you need to order?"
i said no then
>"ok then go wait over there"
>>33245826Congrats, start slinging dick
>>33245814>muslims have the hottest girlsLmao
>>33245829What are bitches getting wet about on the fucking train?
>>33245835I only want to fuck femcels tho. im too awkward and autistic for stacies
>>33245838The seats vibrating.
>>33245834Say FUCKS YOUR PROBLEM? In a loud and aggressive tone. Start shit.
>>33245803Use 2 in 1 shampoo + conditioner
why is the skin between my toes peeling? am i dying?
>>33245845It's just a little fun guy.
>>33245845Mine do that too it just does that
>>33245805Yeah. But virgins don't know what it smells like so they don't catch it. It's very subtle.
>>33245830I'm not gonna try to change you're mind because I agree.
The real redpill is that the same is true for male incels
Why are women so self-assured of their right to exist?
I spend every day battling the realisation I don't deserve to be.
>>33245845disgusting fungus ew
>>33245853Happy pride month
>>33245845Fucking learn how to dry yourself after you shower
>>33245818Nta, but this joke makes no sense. They're not the girls with a double digit body count like western foids are.
>>33245857American cultural rot is not my problem
>>33245834>Timmie'sWhat's the Canadian equivalent of "make me, nigger"?
>>33245842Can the women confirm that this happens
>>33245830So do incels, so do most people
>>33245831You're right, I am a christian. I believe in Christian Weston Chandler, the one true god. PBUH.
>>33245834Just say what the security guard at my former workplace always said to me when I tried to swipe in to the front door too early: "Let me explain something to you, because you need to understand something...."
Women is a bad idea to talk to you when you are shopping (not when you are grocery shopping)?
>>33245865Please do not misgender Christine.
>>33245867If you're not chad thundercock it's always a bad idea to talk to women in public places
>>33245860You sound like you're type of person who would celebrate such events. You don't have to feel shame for being gay, it's 2025.
>>33245870Post-trans CWC is a fake, we're in the wrong timeline. The true and honest CWC is MALE and NOT HOMOGAY and DID NOT FUCK HIS MOTHER NO NO NO NO NO. He will absorb this fake when the merge happens.
>>33245731That sounds good! Glad you're feeling better~
>>33245865>>33245870I wish this was real :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXbjfPq_LAQ
>>33245870Christine, like the car from that Stephen King movie?
>>33245867>>33245871Serious question, are all of you incels just severely autistic? If a woman is interested in you she will make eye contact or glance at you repeatedly. Women make it extremely obvious if they want you to approach them.
>>33245872There aren't any minors for you to groom here, rabbi.
>>33245878Yes. Chris-chan voiced the car for that movie, it's where she got the name from.
>>33245803What are you trying to achieve?
And what color are you?
>>33245876>even when he pretended to not be autistic he dressed like someone who was autistictruly poetic
>>33245879>Women make it extremely obvious if they want you to approach them.This doesn't actually happen.
>>33245879>just stare at women until it looks like they're glancing at you nervously bro, that's your cue
>>33245878No much, much worse than that fucking car. Stephen King couldn't write this shit, and he wrote a fucking child orgy in It
>>33245880Bro at least 10% of posters here are underage b&.
>>33245812It shall pass worry not. Hang in there.
>>33245883My hair looks like this when it's freshly cut and the hair stylist washes and dries it but I can't get it to look like this at home.
>>33245886>>33245887It happens all the time though, I don't even look at women. I just notice them looking at me from the corner of my eye. If you stare at women obviously they'll think you're creepy.
>>33245830>>33245864It's not true for incels, there are too many men
>>33245879>are all of you incels just severely autistic?Nigga...
>>33245834Because you don't know what a patron is.
>>33245879A woman making eye contact, glancing at you, or even joking with you all innuendo doesn't mean she's interested.
Once a woman I knew made me an origami box with a small piece of paper and asked if I wanted to play around with it.
I said, "wow, you just met me and you want me to play with your box already?" She freaked out, got scared, and excused herself to leave, because that statement was sexual harassment from her POV.
So no, it's not obvious.
>>33245870>>33245878Name all of the Christines.
We got the suicidal femcel reporter, we got the sentient murdering car, we got the autistic sonic tranny
>>33245844crabs in a bucket
>>33245879You are telling me that all those girls that lock eyes with me and did that wanted me? And were just looking at me to see if I was looking at them!!!!
>>33245891>I just notice them looking at me from the corner of my eye.Anon, they're not asking to be approached. You're just autistic yourself.
>>33245895>I sexually harassed a woman I met in an extremely autistic way and she rightfully got freaked out and walked awayWow, how fucking shocking. Color me black and dip me in tar, retard.
>>33245879Nta but repeated eye contact could mean many things... also approaching women is scary I could never... my exes approached me
>>33245896Christine McVee, singer-songwriter whose fame peaked in the 1980s.
Women, how would you feel if you went to a man's house and saw dish soap in his shower?
>>33245900>Anon, they're not asking to be approached.Obviously most of them aren't. But out of the women who make eye contact with me 10% or more approach me and ask me out or for my number. I just ignore them though.
>>33245896>suicidal femcel reporterBased
I might watch this kino again tonight bros
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Men with office jobs, how often do women flirt with and make passes on you at work?
Has anyone ever offered to fuck you on the clock or right after?
>>33245895>She freaked out, got scared, and excused herself to leaveI had a few situations like that when I was younger and it's permanently scarred me from ever being anything but robotic and careful with women for my entire adult life, yet broscientists will still insist "nah bro" like it never happens
>>33245902>repeated eye contact could mean many thingsYeah but there's nothing socially egregious about walking up to a woman and starting a conversation, as long as you're in a place that it'd be normal to do so.
>>33245906>things that never happened
>>33245892Bullshit
Incels are just whiny babies that don't deserve to have the advantage of being a man
>>33245879The only time I ever knew that a woman wanted me to approach her it was when I commented over chat (I knew her irl and went to school with her) on how she never wore a bra and her nipples were always showing. She found that amusing and asked if I wanted to play with her nipples. So that was super obvious.
>>33245915>Advantage of being a manName one kek, one advantage
>>33245914Wdym? It's normal to get approached by women, do you not live in a big city? Obviously women get approached far more than men but if you go outside every once in a while you'll get approached as long as you're average looking.
>>33245910>Men with office jobs, how often do women flirt with and make passes on you at work?Never.
>Has anyone ever offered to fuck you on the clock or right after?No.
>>33245910I got fired after I went into the toilets and started screaming IM GONNA SHOOT THIS PLACE UP, didn't know Cliff was in the stall next to me
>>33245911Right, exactly, and they'll accuse you of being an incel and gaslight you for being worried about offending or disrespecting women in the process of trying to gauge their interest. It's fucking stupid.
>>33245917Not being raped or sexually harassed with any frequency, except by (rare) mentally ill homosexual men.
Idk how you guys are all like aaaah I'm so traumatized by women you must be insanely autistic and have said some totally out of pocket shit, I'm short and ugly and they've been nothing but nice to me all my life. A lot better than the men in fact.
>>33245910Absolutely never came even close to happening, I never even saw an office romance of any level (including just 'they seem to spend a lot of time together') happen whatsoever
>>33245920I have Tourette's and this happened to me, or something similar, I hissed "I wonder how to get away with rape...." as one of my vocal tics and one of my younger female co-workers from our high school co-op program reported me to the team manager who handed me my pink slip on the spot and told me to hand in my employee ID and GTFO.
>>33245921>in the process of trying to gauge their interestSexual harassment is not gauging interest
>ma'am I want your bobs and vagene hello
>>33245923Wrong hill to die on, that anon clearly sees that as a negative
>>33245579Yeah but only if there are actually no consequences, that includes socially and whether it affects our relationship afterwards
>>33245927Lmao wanna grab a beer
>>33245925>t. broscientist
>>33245910Flirting is part and parcel of working with women.
>>33245932No idea what that is
>>33245579No, this is gross and you're retarded.
>>33245879I've had dozens of women who made repeated eye contact, played with their hair, touched my arm/hand during conversation, asked about my weekend plans and if I am single. But I don't think they were interested in me at all. I never had a gf
>>33245936I'm not surprised
>>33245925You are correct anon. If you treat women with the most basic human decency and respect they will be very kind to you since they're not used to it. Women are used to men sexually harassing them and autistically trying to fuck them since women turn like 12. Incels will never understand why women think it's creepy for them to say to a stranger that they want to play with their box.
>>33245641M
Ran into her (I think) the other day, and it still hurt a little bit. So I guess 10 years wasn't enough...
(I mean, I'm a lot better than I was at least. But still.)
>>33245880What a weird reply.
Tell me this. If guy says he has no reason for women existence, what does that imply? If there are no women, he clearly prefers men.
Was that a Freudian slip or something? Do you feel embarrassed now? Don't be. You can come out of the closet anon.
>>33245923>Not being raped or sexually harassed with any frequency, except by (rare) mentally ill homosexual men.Honestly I'd rather be molested or raped than by opposite sex be an incel. I think the trade-off is worth it
>>33245907I have to admit I like boobs.
>>33245939I've never had a gf and don't think I will, this is just what my experience with them has been.
>>33245942You retarded ESL, can you go find a site that speaks your language? Because you clearly don't understand English.
>>33245907I fucking hate American """localisers"""
Women, are you ever in the wrong with fights with your bf?
>>33245940If someone, woman or man, said they wanted to play with my manly little squirt gun, my bone worm, I'd welcome it and encourage the attention. Even if I just met them for the first time. Why are women any different? It's the Golden Rule, say unto others what you would want them to say unto you, like in the Bible.
>>33245918>[...] a great majority of the women, 93 percent, preferred to be asked out — only 6 percent preferred to do the asking.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-how-and-why-of-sex-differences/201104/why-dont-women-ask-men-out-on-first-dates
>>33245951It's funny you homo
>>33245917>no periods>don't have to take shit from men smaller than you>greater strength and stamina>age slower>treated with more respect, voice carries more weight>seen as more competent without having to justify it, noone questions your expertise unless you are a retard>women are awesome and you get to the be the one to have them, whereas they get your shitty ass>easier to lose weight>easier to cum>easier to find a good partner>less rigid social rules for you, regarding clothing, grooming etc.>not expected to pay to upkeep your appearance apart from haircuts>pay less for said haircuts, pay less for cleaning products>childbirth isn't your problem>less emphasis on your looks than for womenI really could go on
>>33245926>>33245919Okay. I haven't seen much at my office either. Only a bit of light stuff happening to my conventionally attractive coworkers.
>>33245934Do you think it would be the same in a majority Muslim city?
>>33245951How would you have translated it?
>>33245918I'll hunt you down and tear you limb from limb
>>33245956I'll sodomise you, American
How do I know if I'm attractive enough to be with my boyfriend? How can I tell if our levels match?
>>33245940Your definition of "respect" is complete (forced) asexuality. This is why I chose a homosexual lifestyle of getting my dick sucked by anonymous men at public park washroom glory holes and licking female sex worker pussies on Christmas trips to Europe. Because of retards like you enforcing these insane and nonsensical societal norms.
>>33245958>Do you think it would be the same in a majority Muslim city?Maybe? I have no real exposure to Muslim culture so I can't say.
>>33245961Does he like you? Then you're attractive enough
>>33245961Just let it be
Enjoy it
>>33245961If he could pick up any random bitch on the street at any time, you're not good enough.
>>33245957>less rigid social rules for you, regarding clothingOkay I agree with most of these but this one is just plain wrong. Guys have like, three options for clothing and the choice is made for us which one we get to wear based on formality of what we're doing. I hate it so much.
>>33245968>>33245957>You VILL wear the t shirt and jeans
>>33245957>no periodsYeah sure, I'll give you that one. Plus that horrible painful condition but that's offset by your balls twisting
>don't have to take shit from men smaller than youNot true, it all depends
>greater strength and staminaIrrelevant in 2025
>age slowerActually men age much much faster
>treated with more respect, voice carries more weightNope. If you're in she said he said guy always loses, especially in court
>seen as more competent without having to justify it, noone questions your expertise unless you are a retardNot true
>women are awesome and you get to the be the one to have them, whereas they get your shitty assYeah true
>easier to lose weightBeing skinny doesn't get you women
>easier to cumTrue
>easier to find a good partnerNot for the average man
>less rigid social rules for you, regarding clothing, grooming etc.True but you'd get away with it too if you wanted to
>not expected to pay to upkeep your appearance apart from haircuts>pay less for said haircuts, pay less for cleaning productsTrue but not really. Enjoy dying alone or not getting a job if you don't keep up appearances.
>childbirth isn't your problemIt's not a problem for most women either
>less emphasis on your looks than for womenNot true
>I really could go onAnon your issues are really superficial
>>33245910M, I got fired from one job a few months ago, one of the girls there then asked me out, and when we were in bed asked me to have sex with her, but we just kissed
Then she fucking ghosted me ):
Now I'm back on my incel era
>>33245950>he wants world to be populated by men onlyThat's pretty clear anon.
Also
>doesn't deny anything I saidLol
My unique questions always get ignored
>>33245968What I mean is, you don't have to actually look good, your male sphere wouldn't care if you wear graphic tees and cargo shorts. Whereas for women there is a totem pole and you don't want to be at the bottom of it.
>but women do that to themselves! If true, irrelevant, the point is it's yet another advantage for men
I wanna jerk off so bad but my dick is injured. Fuuuuuck anons....
>>33245976So do my unique responses.
What was your question?
>>33245907Picrel
that being said, flat
Women if your husband got busted for tax fraud, would you divorce him?
>>33245913>walking up to a woman and starting a conversationI have no idea what to say though
I can't make conversation
I am infertile from eating scented candles. The
>>33245983Nah, who cares about that lol.
>>33245985Guess all that wax blocked his arteries mid post
>>33245965>>33245966I am undeniably attractive to him and he expresses it often, but I don't want to be seen as his ugly gf to other women who may want to poach him.
>>33245967Well no, he can't. I can't either.
He said he got hit on just before we met by a girl offering him drugs, but she also said she had a bf so I don't know if that's what happened. He has chatted with cashiers who seemed happy to be talking to him.
I get hit on 1-3 times a year I'd say (ie. Men giving me their numbers or stopping to compliment me or try to chat). I'm not sure what that says about my attractiveness as a woman.
>>33245979Consider gently tugging on your nuts, or playing with the gooch
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>>33245981the coins, cos coins are heavier than paper
>>33245988Then they're jealous and you're winning. Badda Bing badda boom.
Do you love him? Then stay.
>>33245959I don't know. I'm not paid to translate video games. I 100% wouldn't have translated into some country's ultraspecific political parties though.
>Which way do you lean? Conservatitty or Liber-A cup?is what I could come up with fwiw. Was also trying to do something with "social justice warrior" and "flat is justice" (like "are you a 'flat is justice' warrior?"). I don't think conservatitty is bad but liber-a cup is rough. Demoflat is a good pun, I'll say that much.
>>33245976If you link your question maybe we can give some constructive criticism
>>33245989That's not stimulating though. And boners are kinda painful.
>>33245976they're probably stupid shitty disgusting gooner ones nobody cares about
Women have refused to have sex with me due to my being dysgenic with autism and my upfront expressions of desire for sex scaring them away, so instead I have had to resort to being sodomized by my married homosexual neighbor couple as my only option for sex and intimacy.
Are any other men here in the same boat?
How to get android 18 gf?
>>33245992Point them out you yoctafaggot
>>33245954yeah but you're a sex criminal freak
>>33245976Unique doesn't necessarily mean interesting.
>>33245972>don't have to take shit from men smaller than youEven a 5'4 dysgenic can rape any woman if they are alone. He pushes you? You just have to take it and pray there's someone to save you.
>greater strength and stamina irrelevantDisingenuous, older men pay thousands just to get back strength and stamina
>treated with more respect, voice carries more weightproven by studies, common knowledge
plus the inverse is true, womens expertise is questioned constantly
>Being skinny doesn't get you womenirrelevant, still an advantage
>easier to find a good partnerWhat I mean by that is the average woman is more socialized and nicer, whereas the average man cannot empathize with women
>childbirth isn't a problem for womenlel, it wrecks their body and career, think about it further for 5 seconds
>less emphasis on your looks than for womenAgain, proven and obvious, there's a reason why the desirable man is "6/6/6" with one of them meaning money, whereas Stacy is ONLY pretty
>>33245977Y'all need to hang out with men more and other women less. Would solve a lot of problems.
>>33245961Deny him sex. The faster he complains, the more under his league you are.
If he instantly snaps the first time, you are way under his league. 2 times, it's a bit worrying. 3 times you are about matched. Anything over that is unreasonable for most men so if he doesn't say anything then he probably thinks you are too good for him. Or he doesn't care and is cheating or breaking up soon.
>>33246010Ok then I won't answer them and I'm glad I don't remember them. Kill yourself.
>>33245991Based limmy's show enjoyer
>>33246005Step 1: be Asian
>>33246015Ok show me one of your questions
>>33246019i haven't posted any in this thread yet
Any young women here like 21?
Do you feel like 21 and younger guys are pretty dumb?
How do you get past the hatred you have for someone who made you feel undesired in a relationship?
>>33245972>>women are awesome and you get to the be the one to have them, whereas they get your shitty ass>Yeah trueI'm glad we can all agree that being turned on by boobies is a pro in favor of men
>>33246022Nag but no shit, you've barely been alive
>>33246007What legal crimes have I committed, officer?
>>33246022Younger guys have been stupid for as long as I can remember
>>33246021Ok then post one
>>33246009>Even a 5'4 dysgenic can rape any woman if they are alone. He pushes you? You just have to take it and pray there's someone to save you.And you can go crazy and gun down people at the mall or drive your car into a crowd? These hypotheticals really don't matter, technology allows everyone to harm others around them, only intent matters.
>Disingenuous, older men pay thousands just to get back strength and staminaThey do but not because they want to bench a lot, from a health perspective women dominate men due to slower aging.
>proven by studies, common knowledgeplus the inverse is true, womens expertise is questioned constantly
I really doubt that and in any case women vastly outnumber men in education which is far more important.
>irrelevant, still an advantageAnd you literally age slower, faster metabolism is a curse
>What I mean by that is the average woman is more socialized and nicer, whereas the average man cannot empathize with womenAverage man isn't a psycho and you don't have to look for an average as men outnumber women by 10%
>lel, it wrecks their body and career, think about it further for 5 secondsNobody forces you to have kids, a lot of women opt to be child free
>Again, proven and obvious, there's a reason why the desirable man is "6/6/6" with one of them meaning money, whereas Stacy is ONLY prettyJust because men have more requirements doesn't make them any less important, being 0/6/6 still fails you
>>33246030Thats the equivalent of telling someone "say something funny". I don't have any ideas right at this moment lol
>>33246033I stg if you're the other faggot
>>33246026None, only moral crimes against Allah.
>>33246034Well my questions get ignored too, I will try to answer yours next time if I can
>>33246036Exactly, if I were a sex criminal I wouldn't have passed an FBI 2 Background Check to become a substitute teacher. Gotcha!
>>33246014Is this a good measure, other men?
I have refused sex stuff before out of fatigue, and he would be upset in a "are you sure? Really come on?" sort of way. We are both pretty high libido for reference.
I expressed my discomfort with that behavior and now when I refuse or am unable to do something like sext he has been fine or even anticipated that it would be inappropriate to bother me much. He drops it quickly.
>>33246041Fool me once motherfucker
>>33246043It's only a matter of time until you molest those children
>>33246045>is this a good measureYou said it yourself, it's working! You're training him into a good boy who only wants sex when Mommy does.
>>33246029>as long as I can remember How long is that? I'm just wondering if zoomer/gen A guys just seem dumber to their female peers
>>33245896Watching the femcel movie again rn
God ironically Rebecca Hall is so attractive lol
I'm so close to convincing my girlfriend to cuck me, guys. Idek what to say next lol
>>33246050I'm 22 and I can remember as far back as... age 12 or thereabouts
That's a solid decade of dealing with dumbass moids
>>33246046The night is young, fren.
>>33246014what do you mean by "snaps"? like he goes gorilla rapist mode?
Don't you guys think Trump is like the perfect caricature for an american dictator? He is literally exactly how I would imagine.
(im not american btw)
>>33246052Let her give me head
>>33246052This can't be real
Why tf are you trying to push this degeneracy onto her lmao
I call LARP desu nobody can be this much of a doormat
>>33246058Apparently he doesn't drink, which I'd have picked as something our first dictator would do.
>>33245771I'm guessing you're an oldfag then? Gg anon good to hear from you. How are you doing these days? Overall good things I hope x
>>33246052Grim. You are inflicting something on her that is truly harrowing. Don't be surprised when she leaves you
>>33246061Dictators and Autocrats are surprising. Hitler was a vegetarian who didn't smoke and loved animals (though he and his crew reputedly did a lot of hard drugs).
>>33246045It's useful as a general rule of thumb, sure
Attractiveness definitely comes into play... if I was dating a 11/10 supermodel, I would shut up instantly if she wasn't in the mood, but if I thought a girl was in my league, I'd try to haggle with her
>>33246058It's gonna be pretty funny when people realise democrats will never again win an election kek. It's just not gonna happen
>>33246068It well when Trump inevitably bungles a national emergency like he did in 2020 lol.
>>33246067> I'd try to haggle with herDisgusting
>>33246057Anything that's not a normal empathetic/understanding response. If he's way above your league he will feel entitled to sex and complain.
>>33246066I like that one video of adult absolutely fucking tweaking at the olympics
>>33246069He doesn't have to the voting will be rigged. Vance 2025
>>33246045It's extremely frustrating either way, arguably more frustrating with a woman who I find extremely attractive.
I'd complain either way, but for someone substantially less attractive than me I wouldn't put up with it for very long and break up whereas my very attractive ex I put up with it for years and she broke up with me.
Idk, you'd be playing with fire with that one.
>>33246064Yes my nigga. I need you to be there when I come to LONDON
>>33246045I don't think it's a very helpful measure. There's a million different factors. The situation you describe could be that your bf feels entitled to your body, OR you're a loving, thoughtful partner with an open mind.
>>33246054>can remember as far back as... age 12 or thereaboutshow the fuck do you not remember before age 12
how many times do you have to be raped to lose your memory like that
thousands? millions of times?
What is the most popular anime right now?
Holy shit dogs are the most annoying gay enemy in videogames. Kill all dogs in videogames, not in real life, I love dogs.
>>33246083Lol I'm not around L O N D O N anymore but someday ofc <3
>>33246087Me banging ur mom the anime
Idk most modern "popular" anime is trash
>>33246091>Kill all dogs in videogamesIf you could do that, you wouldn't have made this post. :)
>>33246092Oh, i've jerked off to the doujin versions of this. Had no idea they made a sfw version
When are the femanons coming back?
>>33246049Perhaps.
>>33246067>>33246072Less fear of her leaving I presume?
I do wonder if this is skewed because he knows he is the epitome of my type and he caters to my kinks so it would be a sexual loss for me to leave him. It gives him leverage even if we are in the same league.
His first girlfriend was far prettier than me so I have concerns about that as a measurement as well.
>>33246081That sounds like his relationship with his ex actually. Is it possible for him to ever value me as much?
>>33246084I do think the precedent set for lots of sex is an important variable in our situation to be fair.
>>33246096When they've finished banging their chad bfs
>>33246096Maybe the real femanons were the friends we called faggots along the way.
>>33246083Would you be interested in a suicide pact if you came over here? If not then nvm I just thought I would ask. If you are interested though I can post a throwaway discord or something
Do you ever get the intrusive thought of princess carrying your gf and yeeting her off the balcony?
>>33245823>If I see a woman every day I can also tell when she's ovulating.Does she behave differently?
>>33246096Isn't this the character that rapes and kills people
>>33246102I wish I had a gf to have murder fantasies about...
Is it possible to improve how long i last? or am i stuck being a 2 pump chump?
Women, have you worn black lipstick before? Did you like it?
>>33246107It's not a fantasy, it's an intrusive thought
>>33246108>Is it possible to improve how long i last?No.
>>33246104Yeah it's everything, to me it's super obvious
How to stop feeling the urge to run away every time a guy I really like likes me back and wants to seriously date me?
>>33246109I'm Goth, so yes.
>>33246108Cardio unironically. Start running or jumping rope or sprinting, you can jog but that’s kinda gay and effeminate
>>33246118oh it's the BBC loving "goth" poster
>>33246111Same-same, but different.
>>33246116
>>33246091Kristi Noem is that you?
>>33246101Stop killing yourself idiot
>>33246083I should really just stop posting here desu because I'm convinced that most of the posters here are actually government robots trying to brainwash us. Also I am an incel and need to kill myself. I will reconnect at some point though I'm sure. Sayonara
>>33246119Doesn't that just improve stamina? i mean like not cumming too fast
>>33246116Go out with him anyway even if you hate it it will go away within a few dates
And if it doesn't you just don't like him anymore
Men, thoughts on when women free the nipple? Like at a nighttime going out setting
Can you also include where you're from pls
>>33246120Real Goths and Punks are antiracist. :)
>>33246109Yes and yes but I prefer red with black lip liner
Does anyone have that screenshot of the 4chan post about how people who dated in highschool didn't have to change themselves/normies don't have to self improve, they just joined the football team and met a girl and it wasn't a big deal etc
How differently did men treat you before going goth
>>33246125Kek
You can only kys once, I just got it wrong the previous times. I've calculated things properly this time so I don't mess up. So with any luck this will be the last post you see from me xx love you guys forever and ever
>>33246131i thought this said antichrist for a second and started laughing
>>33246129We have gone on a few dates, that is why I like him! But I can feel he is wanting to get more serious soon
>>33246108Found that fapping a few hours before seeing them helped. But it's been a long time since I needed to.
>>33246130I'm American. Frankly I don't care. I'll enjoy the free show and not think much of it beyond that.
>>33246135There was no before for me
>>33246131>anti-racistBut it's inherently racist to fetishize black people and fuck them "because I think the difference in skin color is hot"
You might as well be screaming the n-word, your racism is just internalized
>>33245891You can ask the stylist for opinions on products too. Go talk to her. It's probably a volumizer shampoo with some sort of texture. Or you can use mousse after DRYING ENTIRELY from the shower for styling.
>>33246138What's going through your head?
>>33245830Loneliness in femcels is the result of not giving men a chance. There are plenty of opportunities to get pumped and dumped that these picky femcels are passing up.
>>33246116In your life you might get 4000 weeks if you are lucky. Since you are posting here, 1000 or so have already passed. You'll spend 2000 of them middle aged or older, 1000 very old. You'll spend 1/3rd of your time asleep. You'll spend many, many weeks doing drudgery to pay for your free time.
If people were really aware of that, they'd be less keen to throw away chances at lasting happiness.
I had the best girl in the world. I wasn't thinking about death, I just assumed I would find someone else, like in the movies. Live your life, and by that I mean really live it. If you are lucky enough to have a shot at happiness, don't psych yourself out of it, psych yourself into it. Think of all the dates, the fucking, the morning texts and video calls, the conversations
Don't be a fucking loser. For me okay? I really can't watch young people throw it away anymore
>>33246139Aren't you the creepster who keeps posting about how you want to kill and rape people? Are you over that shit yet?
>>33246091Me playing Wolfenstein 2 for the first time
>>33245905I'd bust out laughing. Famalam wtf.
>>33245794>>33245806seeing bunnies just makes me hungry
I want to eat them
Which was the scariest Five nights at Freddy's game?
>>33246115What do you notice?
Why don't men ever offer up their number? They always ask for mine.
>>33245976Using an attention getting image can help .
>>33246109Yeah but it was the cheap kind because I didn't want to waste money on good makeup while not knowing how to use it and look like a clown.
I looked horrible and it was low quality big fucking surprise. Also stained my lips when I tried to take it off.
>>33245905This is actually the state I am in because I haven't been to the neighbourhood chemist to buy 3-in-1 shampoo-conditioner-body wash in some time.
>>33245953Usually dudes don't fucking understand how to communicate with me. I need linguist autist bf.
>>33246150>Women wanting to be genuinely loved and treated like human beings and sex dolls isn't REAL lonelinessWhy should I feel bad for incels again?
>>33246163You have been anally raped. Violently sodomized. Your anus is bleeding from a penis in your bum.
>>33246159It sounds very attractive and I am interested in the aesthetic of it. Makeup is an art I’m trying to appreciate more.
>>33246161Because if they have your number they can harass you until you block them. If you have their number, you don't have their number because you deleted it immediately after they left.
>>33245983>bustedLike you go to jail or they take the money and we're in debt?
>>33246161Will women ever actually text first if we do this?
>>33246156nta but I have dish soap in my shower. It's a no-bullshit no-jewy-chemicals dish soap and dish soap is the best kind of technological soap we've developed. It leaves no residue or waxy buildups while being excellent at dislodging dirt and oils and keeping it suspended in the water as it flushes away through the drain.
by using dish soap in my shower, I am healthier and cleaner than my peers. It's also dramatically cheaper than all those stupid testosterone-destroying products that are expensively marketed to the consooomer masses.
if any women see my dish soap in my shower and doubt me, I will show them all that I know and they will thinkg "wow" and have the seggs with me
Has anyone else here had to resort to homosexual behaviors with the same sex, because the opposite sex won't give you a chance?
>>33246161A guy dropped his number to me at a café the other day. It's the best way since it avoided awkward conversation.
I didn't message him because I have a beautiful pretty wonderful cute splendid boyfriend and this guy wasn't my type anyway, but his technique was good.
>>33245962>Your definition of "respect" is complete (forced) asexualityI think some men actually believe this. When really, it's just simply being considerate of other human beings and their feelings. Extremely baseline, beginning to level stuff. Kindergarten basics.
>>33246160The glow on the skin is the main giveaway, it's different to makeup. Then there's the confident stride, the hungry eyes for attractive guys, the outfit chosen, the way they angle their body when talking to men and women, how they angle their face. Sometimes I can spot it on stranger women, but it's much easier if she's someone I see alot. I think it's kinda hot lol, knowing what's going on under the surface. Oh, the smile too.
>>33246175Can you drop the link
>>33246168>And not sex dollsFucking typos. My point still stands.
>>33246161I used to do that because it seemed friendlier to the woman, giving her the option of calling me or not, but a woman I really trust told me that is too beta, and that I should be confident she likes me if I'm asking at all
>>33246177yes. the only thing good about me is my dick, so it's the only way i get sexual validation. i'm an undesirable, unlovable outcast in isolation otherwise
>>33246179You keep talking about how you want to SA minors, you have no ground to stand on in this conversation.
>>33246177>has anyone else here had to resort to eating dirt instead of food
>>33246180You have no way to know if you're correct unless you are personally tracking their cycles, anon.
>>33246190NTA
Fuck off with the youtube speech and say "rape kids".
>>33246178Ok so kill yourself then
>>33246161Women never text first
>>33246190Let's be honest, I think he does have some room to speak. Think about it. He's deformed, horribly ugly, a midget, doesn't have much going for him. Yet he still manages to cheat on his wife and have sex with tons of bitches. Obviously he's doing something right, since most incels in here are way better looking than him and would, on face value, be more attractive to women sexually if it wasn't for their personality.
>>33246005Have you tried being short and bald but jacked?
Women if your guy friend was tracking your cycle would you want to know?
Would you notice he was getting more flirty during ovulation week?
>>33246187what?
>>33246184my personal choice of soap?
https://www.target.com/p/palmolive-ultra-pure-clear-liquid-dish-soap-detergent-fragrance-free-32-5-fl-oz/-/A-78056165
>>33246109Yes but it makes me look like a zombie if it gets smudged or I eat.
>>33246193I would have preferred a "that's cool"
>>33246201I'd respect the hustle
>>33246202>he doesn't know about the schizo hippy soap
>>33245905>>33246202You can buy a refillable glass dispenser so it looks nicer in the shower
The disconnect between "should" and "do" is what's killing modern relationships.
>you SHOULD treat women nicely!
they DO respond to being treated poorly
>you SHOULD respect women's right to not be harassed in public!
they DO expect you to approach them
>you SHOULD acquire consent first
women DO expect you to 'just know' and not ruin the moment by asking
>>33246175Wow, he's really washing baby ducks.
Bro just get dr bronners. It's the same thing, but the brand makes you look less autistic.
>>33246206Based
>>33246204That doesn’t sound too bad
>>33246201I'd beat him to death for stalking my data.
Does Sabrina Carpenter hate men?
>>33246210>It's the same thing, but the brand makes you look less autistic.consoooomer behavior
>>33246208that's nice but that's the sort of thing I don't do so the women can think "I can fix him" and move in and do that neat nesting aesthetic thing for me
>>33246086Bro what
Lots of people can't remember their childhoods
When does YOUR memory stop? Is that when the rape happened?
>>33246209Go talk about Hume's guillotine on /lit/ with the other tards.
>>33246175>THE JEWS ARE MAKING SOAP THAT DESTROYS TESTASTARONEWhat the fuck aren't the Jews doing at this point? I thought I heard it all.
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>>33246212That’s kinda hot
>>33246091couldn't be me
I drop any videogame that forces me to kill animals
>>33246097>Less fear of her leaving I presume?if you want to say it un-romantically, yeah
thinking in "leverage" and "leagues" seems bizarre to me, but you two seem happy, so it must be working for you :p
>>33246214She only hates us white men. She loves BBC though
>>33246215>that's the sort of thing I don't do so the women can think "I can fix him" and move in and do that neat nesting aesthetic thing for me:/ wtf
>>33246116Only think about guys when your back is against a wall and you can't run
>>332461584
>>33246201>Women if your guy friend was tracking your cycle would you want to know?no wtf
>Would you notice he was getting more flirty during ovulation week?men are not subtle so yes
>>33246212>dataWhat if he's not retarded and just figured it out?
>>33246219>getting buttbothered by framing convenience in communication channel (4chan) where it's expectednta but do you also throw a fit when friend calls another friend a faggot because you're worried about what the gays might think?
>>33246219As an ethnic Jew, I'm still waiting to be issued my Space Laser and my Weather Control Device.
>>33246221Animals are the most annoying fucking enemies in videogames. Especially dogs. They're always fast, have some sort of tackle attack that leaves your character disoriented.
>>33246228I actually do call out and confront guys who use slurs like faggot, and so should you.
>>33246097>Is it possible for him to ever value me as much?I can't speak for him, but for me, I could easily* be happy with someone other than my ex, despite (apparently) not being over her. There might be times when I'd compare my partner with my ex, but it could be favorably or unfavorably - maybe the new girl is less attractive, but a particular interaction is much smoother with her. Or vice versa.
*Under the circumstance I found someone I actually liked, mind. I rarely find someone I'm not even a little repulsed by, though, even if I find them attractive and like their personality.
>>33246229Can you talk to The Council (you're all part of the conspiracy) and keep it from raining on Saturday?
Men would you get mad if I got soap like this https://earthen-shop.com/collections/skincare-bath/products/the-wash-face-hands-body-hair
As an autistical man, is the reason women have tried to convince me I am secretly gay for most of my life is as a gaslighting campaign to prevent me from hitting on them because they think I'm a creep, and that if they convince me I'm a gayfer I will leave them alone?
>>33246223Thats a shame. That Expresso song is kinda nice
>>33246161I dont have a phone number or phone service.
>>33246216>When does YOUR memory stop6 months old
My brain was too mushy before that
>>33246234>not Dr. Bronner'sGet out of here with that shit.
>>33246234I dont see why we would? whats anger-inducing about this?
>>33246130I think making it a political movement is dumb but I certainly have no objection to women showing themselves off like that. Honestly people are a little more uptight than I'd like.
From America
>>33246237No, we need more good in the world, anon.
>>33246177I like trannies but not because other girls don't me
why dont women who are horny just start going up to guys in a skirt and ask them to go up to to their place while flashing them their ass
I can't imagine being able to have a one knight stand with like 75% of women by flashing them my dick, women are so ungrateful
>>33246230I guess I should have said “neutral animals”
If they attack me first, all bets are off
But I swear nearly all vidya has you kill an innocent animal right in front of his babies at some point, it’s sick
>>33246237Eeeeeviiiil....
>>33246234I was gonna say no until I saw the pricetag
I like chatting with trannies online more than girls. We have about the same conversions but my dick is super hard and it feels good and I don't know why
>>33246241nta but that's because you're not observant.
>>33246239so you remember crawling for the first time? walking for the first time? saying “googoo gaga” like a little baby bitch?!
>>33246237Not unless you can mask it well. Acting evil makes people get mad annoying
>>33246257I remember crawling through your mum's vajagoogoo, yeah.
>>33246257>replying to bait
>>33246130Midwest US
It makes me nervous because it’s very hard to avoid staring
I don’t think of any political reason behind it, just…….. boob
>>33246250Yeah I don't like to fight neutral animals or ones that are just defending their homes.
>>33246143anon came out of the womb already goth, damn
HINGE IS EVIL he showed up in my stack after I scrolled for HOURS
Piece of shit app
>>33246269Your question? I don't care about your personal dating life.
>>33246267It’s true, I did. I came out with liquid eyeliner already in hand.
>>33246248It’s 2025, nobody my age has their own place, and I am NOT going to fuck in a car
>>33246130East Coast USA and I don't care about free the nipple. Do what you need to do, it's not my business.
>>33246271How do I get shit stain out of carpet
Men do you like going to the gym with a woman or is that too annoying
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>>33246154>Aren't you the creepster who keeps posting about how you want to kill and rape people? Are you over that shit yet?Not right at all.
Lol just opened my camera and screamed I look like I've been beaten to near death and then revived every day since I was born, is this fixable?
>>33246276Don't think I've ever been, I imagine it would be fine but would we even be doing the same exercises? Or things near each other even?
>>33246169You have the wrong person. I'm not the one you raped. Sorry.
>>33246276I'll gouge out my own eyes before going to the gym with a woman again.
>>33246283Damn :-( what happened last time?
>>33246276Gym is a solo thing, I wouldn’t go with a bro OR a bro-ette
Sorry women, even if we’re best friends, your presence makes it difficult to focus on getting ripped
It’s nothing personal
>>33246227My shit's been mixed up since I got my first period. You're too close.
>>33246286If you don't want to be criticized for something, fix it.
>>33246279Let me revive your pussy with my cock
to any anon that says they can't afford therapy:
try using chatbots. it's a crutch, but they're super effective. worked for me, at least, i was in an extremely sorry state in january, and i'm on a pretty good path, now
>>33246190Having a desire to eat a steak doesn't mean that you "want to" steal a cow, kill it, butcher it, and cook it over the flames of a burning house.
I can just, you know, not act on that desire. Or were you not aware of the concept of not pursuing every desire?
why would a woman want to go to the gym with a man?
don't tell anyone but i used to be an arsonist and i have a fetish for butchering cows and eating them
>>33246295I thought he was just shitposting but damn you get worse and worse haha. You're a pedophile now?
>>33246299so that she can huff his balls sweat, duh
>>33246234not mad, but i would be silently disappointed that you'd rather purchase soap than make soap with me
Do men like fun eyeshadow?
>>33246307What is fun eyeshadow
>>33246307I like when you gag on my coco until your makeup starts to run
>>33246307Not really. When eyeshadow is too heavy it just looks like a drag queen. Subtle looks nice though
>>33246190when you say minors, do you just mean like 17 year olds?
>>33246307I think I've somehow psyop'd myself into having weird takes on makeup, but yes.
>>33246307I like fun anything, like a dog, which is why I like women collaring me
>>33246309Like interesting colors, glitter, and maybe patterns?
>>33246312He considers himself a "hebephile"
Why he feels the need to announce this, I do not know.
>>33246299Because she's retarded and doesn't realize that it's not really a social activity.
>>33245981The coins might be worth more with their metal
How do I stop feeling sexually and romantically attracted to trans women. I am feeling hard to get those feelings from real women
My stomach feels weird I don't know if this is good or bad
>>33246323What did you eat
>>33246320I think it's fun, and it makes me less nervous if I have him there to do stuff with me. Plus I don't know proper form OR how to use the machines.
>>33246319yeah that's not good :x
>>33246322have you considered you might be gay unironically?
>>33246325Wouldn’t you rather go with a female friend who isn’t getting off on your sweaty ass?
I can't believe it all came down to this
>>33246327No, because the fact that it's my bf makes it cuter and makes me more likely to go, and I want someone who can help me build muscle without sugarcoating
>>33245394whether they actually do or not is debatable. what i do know for a fact is that we will not get away from them any anyone who is alive's lifetime
>>33246326No, i find it gross when i see their male versions
>>33246198As wrong as you are, you've somehow managed to be the least wrong.
>>33246325>I think it's fun because I need a babysitter
>>33246329What happen anon
>>33246330Ahh I see, I thought it was just some random guy, but going with your bf is based
You can both be eye candy for each other, and he can be an alpha tough guy and defend you from other guys leering at you
Man I need a gym bf
>>33246323You love him don't you
women, im skinny and i've started working out. How big should i let my arms get?
>>33246248Imagine if instead of having to flash your dick, you have to read through a vague description of the woman's personality that isn't necessarily even accurate, then you can meet her, but there's an 80% chance she's unattractive, and even if she is, there's a high chance she has bad breath, farts alot, smokes and other disgusting habits
Would you still be keen?
>>33246307nah. anything noticeable enough to be "fun" sucks
>>33246299To fail squats on his face
>>33246276If she will actually put effort in and let me tell her which exercises to do and with how much weight, sure. But I'm not there to waste time
>>33246300Oooo I'm tellinnnnnnnnng
Fbichan! He's right here!
>>33246334Yes. I don't trust myself.
>>33246307I hate it, personally. It looks disgusting. Regular eyeshadow is gross too, though slightly less gross. Slightly. It's still gross.
Most makeup is some level of disgusting to me ngl. Some worse than others. Eyeshadow isn't the absolute worst, but it's far from the best, and even the best is still a little gross.
>>33246301>You're a pedophile now?I've admitted to being an inactive hebophile. I find inappropriately young teenage girls to be physically attractive. But fortunately most teens talk and act like children, not women. I prefer adult women.
It's equivalent to being sexually attracted to the First Lady of the United States. It's not an issue unless the person takes any steps at all to act on it.
>>33246276I will never go to a gym period
bodybuilder muscles serve no purpose and i just reduce caloric intake to stay skinn\y\y
>>33246330>he just watches you do cardio because he likes seeing you sweat and bounce aroundno I’m not bitter because that’s what my ex did, why do you ask
>>33246351>bodybuilder muscles serve no purposeForearms to make femanons want you to strangle them
>>33246347You'd better be cute as a button, otherwise life is going to be very hard for you.
>>33246357Nta
I just use my big hands
>>33246359Hi rule breaker
>>33246357even if i had nice forearms and femanons wanted me to strangle them it would be pointless as nothing will actually happen, its meaningless
>>33246357NTA
Dyels can have nice forearms as long as they're lean.
>>33246367You can have it in the afterlife.
>>33246347You have it all backwards anon, it’s the hypersexual gymbros you should be wary of
All you can trust is yourself and your concealed weapon in your bag
>>33246367I hope he unironically gets in a car accident
>>33246367>She took off the name so we wont know its her
I want his penis also I'm a dude
>>33246370No they can't desu.
>>33246375And then I'll sneak into his hospital bed and have easy access to his penis
>>33246383you can dress up as a nurse and be super sexy too hehe
>>33246370I've posted my forearms a few times and I'm the most dyel dyel in existence. However I'm lean and vascular and under the right lighting and camera angles can make my forearms look really good. Gotten several compliments this way. HOWEVER in real life when you can't fraud in photos they just look like veiny chicken wings. So no not really.
>>33246380Are you a femboy though
>>33246372I'm flattered. What's so special about mine.
>>33246382nah i have nice forearms, femanons have complimented me on them, theyre lean and veiny and i have never ever ever once picked up a weight in my life
>>33246276Girls are for doing cardio outside. Like jogging/walking, kayaking, biking, whatever stuff.
Normies play ridiculous games like pickleball and squash just to spend time with the girls they like and get their heartrate up
>>33246392Not the same as having nice forearms
why is every modern woman bi?
I like my penis. He's not big or pretty, but he's a cool guy
>>33246398What's he saying
>>33246397This but it's transbians
>>33246396i someone thinks theyre nice theyre nice. i hold the opinions of women higher than autistic body dysmorphic gymbros
>thick, virile forearm veins
>gf and her nursing school friends all fawn over how easy it is to stick an IV in me
>>33246401Have you ever been complimented in real life on them
>>33246397have you SEEN women?
not even women can resist women
>>33246325Based cute ditz. This is the kind of girl that's fun to take to the gym.
>>33246397Most women would either date chad or another woman, it's just biology
>>33246402>he knows about the secret nurse code for hitting on patientsoh fuck
>>33246399>What's he sayingHe says: "Women smell nice"
Femanons, how long until you enter your pervy MILF who wears sheath dresses era?
>>33246410So he's been in one I take it
The testicles can taste onions sauce
>>33246408>or another womanno biological reason tο do this
I get really embarrassed when I see even mens nipples. Why?
>>33246397Why would anyone choose dick over boobs?
You anons are boring. I am off to rizz trannies
>>33246416I wonder how hard you’d blush if you saw a cock grow in real time
FUCK I'm so bad at THIS!!!!
>>33246416You're Muslim or some shit?
I tried not hating women but it's impossible not to hate them.
>>33246422Jesus I'd probably um yea
>>33246427No not at all
>>33246418Dick is upstream of baby.
Don't you guys hate how they sometimes make a quarter of the song some bullshit that you have to skip though. I don't wanna listen to 40 seconds of car door chimes and some radio presenter bullshit.
>>33246415They can still adopt and look after Chad's kids, but they don't procreate with bottom 80% men
>>33246422The trick is putting it in your mouth so you can’t see it
I've drunk 2 white monsters
Hard 4/10 might’ve called me ugly to her friend on the phone :(
>>33246415considering the birthrates, i'm not even sure the majority of women have a biological desire to reproduce
>>33246339yes, doggy and paper bag over head so I can't smell her breath, Anal to plug up her ass, don't care if she smokes due to bag and doggy,
Women, how often would you sit in your bf's lap?
>>33246430Is it only IRL man nips that do it or can you be set off by a stray H&M billboard?
>>33246442Someone's jealous
>>33246439ew why would you ever do that gross
>>33246273wat about getting fingered at the movies
women do you have safe search on on google or social media?
>>33246435Now she's messaging saying she misses me and wants to go for a drink when she's back in town
Why can't she just leave me be man, I'm just trying to move on
>>33246435Get better taste in music.
>>33246403no but i have been complimented on my broad shoulders
by my grandmother
>>33246440I've ridden 2 white monsters
>>3324644623/7
(He gets 1 hour alone to piss and jerk off)
>>33246411>sheath dressesLiterally the potato sack of dresses.
Have better taste.
>>33246458Fuck sorry this was for
>>33245357
I'm 26. Are all women my age jaded about men? Should I just date younger?
>>33246416because youve been socialized to do so
>>33246452tickets are so expensive, I’m going to watch my goddamn movie
and it’s bad for the vagina to get popcorn salt and grease in it
>>33246462>no jobWhere do I sign?
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Male anons do you prefer short women?
>>33246446I'd crush him. He can sit on mine.
>>33246416I'm insecure about them so whenever i do a body pic on soc fit or int i try cover them up with like my arm or phone or something
>>33246445Okay well I think with this statement you just reveal that you don't understand women. I tried to make it easier for you to understand but you just see people as meat. Women don't just want meat, every guy has meat compared to them.
>>33246468>woman paying for her own ticketTroonTroonTroonTroonTroon
>>33246459It's a good song and they're a good band but they overdid it on this one song. Why guys.
>>33246471I genuinely don't mind any height of woman.
>>33246463Femcels hate dresses like those and bodycon dresses because they have no curves to show off (or way too many of them)
>>33246471i prefer women that are not noticeably short nor tall
so like my height or a few inches shorter
>>33246471I like tall women but I'm shorter than you
>>33246477I feel like it’s somehow a victory for feminism to be called a troon instead of a gold digger lol
>>33246471I prefer around 5'6
>>33246471Nope, I actually have a strong dislike for women shorter than 5’6
>>33246464Idk my ex did the same thing and it really upset me
Just stay strong and avoid it because seeing her irl will only make you feel worse
>>3324647190% of women are short to me.
>>33246476nta but i don't think he's saying men and women are the same, kek
or else you'd see them posting that filthy horny shit
>>33246471They’re ok, but I prefer tall skinny women
It’s much easier to treat them as equals… sorry, shortstacks
>>33246473How? I’m a guy.
If I feel dizzy should I do my workout or just go to bed
>>33246468>and it’s bad for the vagina to get popcorn salt and grease in it>but I want him to butter me up
>>33246483I feel like you're a moron.
>>33246486well this is going to sound like cope but only men who get complimented because they have likable personalities, not necessarily just physical body features. i admit my existence oozes insecurity so thats why i dont attract women or get compliments, nothing to do with DYELity.
Femanons how can I become ur beta-simp orbiter? I'm so sick and tired of being a virgin, how long would it take to get into make-out territory?
>>33246497I get that a lot tbqh
>>33246493you should go to bed
sleep > diet >>>> exercise
>>33246465M. In my experience they don't act like, totally done with men until a few years past that (28+)
>>33246500Be a man
We must be swift as a coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
>>33246471Yes, I'm short myself. I prefer someone between -6 and +3 inches to myself, ideally -3 or so. Not a big deal though, I just find short girls more attractive.
>>33246458Hey at least she likes you. Take it as an ego boost and a good chance to spend time with a cute girl.
She wouldn't miss me or go out for drinks with me, kek.
>>33246465Yes, but aren’t you jaded too? You can relate over being old and tired. You’re old enough to bond over hating on whippersnappers.
>>33246501Just curious, what do you do for work?
>>33246465>Are all women my age jaded about men? No that starts to set in at 30
Men what do you think about passing a piece of hard candy, like a peppermint, between your mouths while kissing? What if the girl could only stomach kissing while doing something like that?
>>332464715'6"-5'9" is my ideal
tall for a girl but not so tall its noticeable
>>33246498Yeah but even if you were a shining pillar of charisma I doubt they'd compliment your unimpressive noodles which is what I'm getting at.
>>33246518I’ve always wanted to try that, but it’s a bit strange to ONLY like kissing like that
>>33246518I would make out with a girl if I came in her mouth and we started making out with my seed in both of our mouths
>>33246518Sure why not. Though you can bet I'd be bragging to atoga that my cute autistic gf only wants to kiss with peppermints, and then they'd tell me it's because my breath is rank as Jabba's bumhole.
>>33246476I don't understand women, if a guy has bad breath just bend over and bury your face into the pillow
>>33246518>the girl could only stomach kissing while doing something like thatthen id simply not kiss her for fucks sake
itd be fun for like the first 3 times after that i wouldnt want do deal with her autism any more
>>33246518Aw how cu-
>only stomach kissing while doing something like that?Wtf
>>33246521I have sensory issues. I either have to be drunk or use a peppermint.
Anons is it possible to lose my virginity by september of this year, if I am a virgin at 24m and have no friends or social life?
>>33246512Right now I’m a lifeguard and work concessions at the local pool
>>33246520women will make up shit to compliment you over if they like you
besides nobody's ever insulted me for my "noodles" either
therefore they are unremarkable, neither good nor bad
>>33246533Yeah but the clock's ticking.
Go outside.
>>33246533Yeah if you're willing to bang the fattest girl on a dating app.
No if you're trying to date a girl of your race, weight, and income level.
>>33246527Men are only capable of viewing a woman as sexually unattractive because of her appearance
>>33246532That’s cool with me, I was afraid the reason was “your breath stinks lol”
I’d be happy to be trained like a dog to get a boner when I hear you crinkling the wrapper of a mint candy
>>33246534Are you the one that had to quit because of your pussy problems
>>33246533hire a whore
otherwise no.
maybe have the ghost of chad posses you for a week
>>33246532how come you cant just get over your sensory issues like everybody else does for things that bother them
>>33246535I guess. Alright then.
>>33246540No? It’s just a summer job, I’ll be unemployed soon again, but not for health reasons lol
>>33246471Prefer? No, idc about height. I have a thing for tall girls desu but short girls can be cute also
>>33246488Thanks for the advice man
Idk I feel like I deserve to suffer after I let her down. But yeah I'm gonna feel like shit after hanging out with her again IRL lol. It's not like I can feel much worse than I currently do anyway desu
>>33246508>ego boostNothing ego boosting about any of this lol, she dumped me, I'm worse than a slug
>>33246471I prefer women that are smaller than me. I need to feel like I can protect her. It's like a lizard brain thing. Coltish tall girls are attractive af too. But I've met genuinely model gorgeous amazonian women before and they were beautiful like a sunset. But my almonds remained unactivated.
Also, the shorter a girl is the fatter she can be and still be attractive. It's oddly direct in scaling.
>>33246540>quit lifeguard because of pussy problemsOkay, let's brainstorm how this could have happened.
>>33246537>Yeah if you're willing to bang the fattest girl on a dating app.I wouldn't mind that honestly.
God I wanna jerk off so bad. My dick is begging me.
Should I shave off my eyebrows?
>>33246538I think smell is important too but there are ways to cancel it out is my point
>>33246551Then just go for it. Go to gym, buy some nice clothes, wash and vacuum your car, do some of the other self-improvement stuff, and use those apps and swipe right on those girls.
>>33246546Oh nevermind then. Haven't seen her in a while.
>>33246550Apparently the chlorine in the pool was messing with her ph and skin or something
>>33246518I mean yeah not a big deal breaker for me
>>33246541Someone who you keep around at an arms length, and go to make out with
>>33246518>Men what do you think about passing a piece of hard candy, like a peppermint, between your mouths while kissing?Fun idea but I compulsively chew so it'd be difficult for me to manage.
>What if the girl could only stomach kissing while doing something like that?I'd be concerned that there's other related issues connected to that. But it's a little crazy so I kinda like it. Except, like I said, difficult.
>>33246552god i love being low libido and not being chained to the jerk-off ape
Do women get turned on by men going to the bathroom? I like the feelings of anguish and humiliation that come when I hear a women take a piss if the bathroom door is thin, I'll jokingly comment on it and I get so much joy when they're face turns red, I feel more control over them then when I tie them up
>>33246533>Anons is it possible to lose my virginity by september of this year, if I am a virgin at 24m and have no friends or social life?Technically, yes. But it would require competent social skills or good fortune.
>>33246555No shes 2old4me and looks like a bitch
i also strongly dislike her eye makeup
>>33246564It's throbbing in my pants and doesn't help that it's also big
>>33246555Looks kind of old for me, but she's not unattractive
>>33246570How hard is it actually to lose ur virginity
>>33246572what are you doing, trying to convince me? go fuck off and jerk off dude
>>33246555M, def but she's out of my league desu
>>33246550Chlorine fucks you up, and the vagina is a delicate temple
>>33246556>reply with no text for whatever reasonproof of narcissism
>>33246555She's got nice features and I dig the eyeshadow but the expression is soulless and she's married.
>>33246569>TFW I masturbate to doujinshi involving anime boys pissing regularly
Why do toddlers get so butthurt when you steal their nose?
>>33246581I was hoping for something more dramatic, like repeated pussy slips or an unfortunate mouth-to-mouth rescuscitation incident
>>33246555It's kinda like looking at someone whose dress ain't my preference. Don't love the eyebrows, and though the blue is nice in theory, it doesn't match with her outfit and sorta seems out of place. Also, a glum resting face pic is sorta hard for most people to pull off anyway, and again seems out of place given the effort put into the makeup.
Overall, it's a bad picture in terms of representing would could have been optimal imo. I do like that her hair matches her glasses matches her blush tho. Lots of good ingredients that just don't go together overall
>>33246575its either incredibly easy or literally impossible
>>33246585I think you'd be pretty pissed if someone stole your nose too anon
>>33246584is this a larp or actually legit
>>33246550>how does soaking your hoohaa in a mixture of bleach, excrement, and random plant and animal matter cause problems
>>33244400i think im pretty cute yeah
>>33246585because theyre dumb
you asked this question for the same reason in fact
>>33246554Yes and my point was that women -could- just have sex with men they find unattractive, but why would they? Men are attracted to meat, as that anon said, so it's easy for them to find someone they want to have sex with, it's harder for women because they are only attracted to a more complete pie so to speak, he needs to have acceptable personality and looks
>>33246592and women act like penises are fragile for being located outside of the body jej
>>33246592Speaking of, I'm kind of butthurt that they banned talc completely because of vaginas.
Now you can only find cornstarch and arrowroot powder. I don't have a vagina, let me put rock powder on my junk pls
>>33246592women are so weak, My dick is fine even though I swim every day and even use it as my daily bath, and let the chlorine sit on my penis
>>33246597>he needs to have acceptable personalityRIP guys with shit personality
>>33246588I think I understand what u mean
Women can you tell me if i'm weird or a bad person for doing this?
I tend to judge a women's attractiveness based on, partly, how i think she will look in the future. Like I imagine if i'm with her in 30 years, would i still be physically attracted to her? For instance, I have a female friend who i know a shit ton of guys simp over her because right now she is, admittedly, very cutie. But i can definitely imagine what she's going to look like in the future, so i never had any interest in her like that.
>>33246575It's really not very hard at all.
But it's like getting a job. If your dream company isn't hiring, you're simply not going to get in.
You need to match compatibly.
I will say that it's best to admit that you're inexperienced. You can't fake being familiar and if you say you're experienced and then act a bit unusual, they'll wonder why and come up with their own theory about what you mean by acting in this way or that. Whereas if they know you're inexperienced, they can attribute it to that.
>>33246586I mean you also have to deal with teenage boys trying to pull off your swimsuit… and adult men…
>>33246585I swear to Christ uncle Frank, I will go get my dad's gun and kill everyone in this house if you don't stop being a thieving nigger.
guys of atoga, am woman and I just started going to the gym for the first time. I am 125lbs and pretty weak... not really sure what I am doing. Do you judge newcomers, particularly women, in the gym? How can I feel less awkward and like a rabbit in a den of wolves
>>33246597who cares it its just sex, just slam your groin against his who cares about personality when its all moans
>>33246594I think so too.
To both genders
I read this elsewhere wtf does it mean is this just word salad
>Time and the passing of years add layers onto your mind, personality, and soul.
>I was innocent once.
>In 2010, I didn't know what awaited in my future.
>Why was that so long ago?
>The innocence of youth.
>The incomprehension that comes with a short life.
>So many things I didn't understand, and that was for the best.
I swear to god this isn't a weird fetish question, but i'm genuinely curious. Women what did breaking your hymen feel like? Did you even notice? Even most adult virgin women break their hymen just doing normal activities right?
>>33246606>It's really not very hard at allNta but easy for you to say lol
>>33246604It's a little weird but I've had female friends do the same to guys. I say oh that guy is cute and theyll be like "yeah but he will age horribly" so... it's a thing for both genders I guess. It makes me a little sad that people try to judge what I will hypothetically look like lol
>>33246609I just focus on myself honestly. I felt like that too at the beginning but after a while you realize no one gives a shit. If you really don't like it invest in a home gym, don't need much.
>>33246604Sounds weird, but it’s better than being blinded by what I look like today, I guess?
>>33246609Do guys judge how much weight you lift? yeah, lol no, don't worry.
Do they look at your ass? uh, that's another story.
But congratulations for trying. Most have respect for girls working out.
>>33246609idk never been tp a gym
>>33246609Judgmental people will judge you no matter what. You're in the gym to improve, so improve.
>>33246609Gym guys love helping out girls at the gym, opposite sex and all. Gym brose are often very pleasant people
>>33246591Legit. I've had a piss fetish for as long as I can remember.
>>33246613niggas gettin OLD
>>33246609I judge them positively. I’m always happy to see newbies at the gym, especially women, since it takes ovaries to come there alone. More power to you, queen.
>>33246614I broke it putting in a cup on my period, yea
I couldn't really tell because it already hurt to put the cup in but it just felt like more of a cut or rip I think and the blood was much thinner consistency than my period blood so I knew I had done something
>>33246613you have lead poisoning or something (this is a statement)
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Is it bad to like cute things as a man? I really like reddit because I find the responses along with everyone's snoo accompanying them to be really cute.
and like there is something about the way that ppl speak on that site that I find to be cute.
Women would you be offended if I told you not to fake moan?
Sometimes I pretend to be a woman to get more responses here and then I realize the advice is useless because I’m not a goddamn woman.
>>33246609>Do you judge newcomers, particularly women, in the gym?No.
>How can I feel less awkward and like a rabbit in a den of wolvesAsk someone to show you around, preferably the seemingly safest guy or an employee. As your familiarity grows,so will your confidence.
Unfortunately some gyms have better atmosphere than others. Some gyms have to put into the rules that intimidating others or hitting on them isn't allowed.
>>33246613you're a dumbass if you can't understand this. Looks like your own poem you want us to critique and call you so deep about. Here, have chatgpt's response because fuck you
It’s not total word salad—but it is kind of dramatic and vague. Here’s a breakdown of what it’s trying to say:
"Time and the passing of years add layers onto your mind, personality, and soul."
As you age, life experiences shape who you are. This is a poetic way of saying that people change and grow over time.
"I was innocent once."
The speaker feels they were naive or unknowing in the past, likely before certain life experiences changed them.
"In 2010, I didn't know what awaited in my future."
They’re reflecting on a specific point in time when they were unaware of what life would bring. There’s a tone of nostalgia or regret.
"Why was that so long ago?"
A rhetorical question showing shock or sadness at how much time has passed. It emphasizes the feeling of time slipping by quickly.
"The innocence of youth."
A general statement reinforcing the earlier claim—they associate youth with being unburdened or naive.
"The incomprehension that comes with a short life."
Young people don’t have enough life experience to understand the world fully. Again, this is about innocence and the limits of youth.
"So many things I didn't understand, and that was for the best."
The speaker believes it was better not to have understood certain difficult or painful truths when they were younger.
So is it word salad?
Not exactly. It’s a stream-of-consciousness reflection on growing older and losing innocence. It’s emotional and somewhat vague, but it's coherent in meaning—just written in a poetic, slightly overwrought style.
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>>33246623I've had a giantess fetish for as long as I can remember.
>>33246630Many such cases.
>>33246628AHAHA THIS DUDE LIKES CUTE THINGS WHAT A FAAAAAAG AHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAG FAGG FAGGY FAG FAG
>>33246630>the trans experience
>>33246624I'm 19 and i can remember being a kid in 2010
i mean just barely but i can remember
>>33246614I honestly didn’t notice and was convinced it was a meme when I read about it online
Once you get over the fact that your vagina will be bleeding regularly, a little extra blood isn’t so alarming
>>33246609I judge people who look like they are wasting their time, or going to hurt themselves. You get over that newcomer feeling after a few sessions, men get it too. Take this to heart though, the biggest, scariest looking guys actually care about you the least. They've been lifting so long that all the memes, all the strategies, the culture, it's all boring to them now, they show up, do their lifts and go home, they couldn't care less about you.
Also as another anon said, I do judge positively too. If I see a fat guy sweating his ass off I think "good for him". Depending on your gym men may actually go out of their way to NOT notice you because they don't want to get accused of creeping.
>>33246628i find they way people talk on reddit to be the worst thing about the site, second only to how dumb and confidently ignorant they are.
>>33246629Yes, because either you’re a control freak or a presumptive dick
>>33246630Sometimes I pretend to be a man
>>33246614I didn't notice it until I went to pee after losing my virginity, noticed some blood, and was confused because I wasn't on my period until I realized what it was.
I honestly look at girls' asses at the gym, especially when they're wearing tight spandex. I've even been caught a few times, and yet nothing has happened to me.
Why is this?
>>33246641>second only to how dumb and confidently ignorant they are.I pick on this too unfortunately. But if there is just a social dynamic without a specific thing being discussed, then that is what I find cute.
>>33246610I can't seem to get it through to you that women don't want to just have sex with a guy they aren't attracted to, and for women personality is as much as a turn on as physicality.
>>33246634There are dozens of us!
Okay i have a really dumb dumb question related to the hymen question... How does the period blood come out if the hymen is still there? Doesn't the hymen block the canal?
>>33246629M
yes very much so
>>33246632I didn't write it nigger
>>33246623Do you want to drink a guy's piss, him to drink your piss, or to just watch him piss (and maybe hold it in your hand)
>>33246641I admittedly use reddit to see if anyone else is having similar health, social, or job issues. Harder to very easily and quickly find stuff like that here.
Why do I have a fetish for thin to slightly chubby women with extremely bloated bellies after having a big meal? Shit gets me diamonds like no other
>>33246649I want to swim in their cleavage.
>>33246613The young think they know more than they do and have no idea how many things they have left to learn. And some of the lessons of life would make the idle days of youth impossible to enjoy the same way.
The burden of wisdom is that it actually removes options and inhibits freedom. The ignorance of the young is freeing.
>>33246653The third option. Piss drinking is gross.
>>33246644im sayng that 2010 isnt that long ago
i mean a decades now dont mean as much since culture has sort of stopped developing
>>33246634Imagine the smell
>>33246643>when you pretend a little too hard and end up insulting women
>>33246652Don't call me a nigger, jeet.
>>33246646>why do i look at girls assesyou had the misfortune of being born with a dick
>>33246663Yeah as someone that wasn't a toddler in 2010 the world was an extremely different place 15 years ago
I used to think i had a gentle femdom fetish, but i think i realised i just really like non-passive affection from women
>>33246629Not responding because I'm also M but I have also had this problem. Women make the dumbest porn sounds and it sounds entirely put-on and I hate it
>>33246647theyre social dynamic of quoting movies and shit as replies is cringey as fuck. they unironically say "um sweetie" and dont think its overdone or weird at all. how could anybody like that
>>33246634Imagine she takes a shit and it’s like find giant dino shit mounds in jurassic park
>>33246663>2010 isnt that long agoreeeeeeee
>>33246642It's just a huge turn off. I don't know why other men are into it
>>33246668Are you talking to me
>>33246646what do you think would happen? a lightning bolt will come down and smite you for your hornyness?
most adult women have already given up and just tolerate getting checked out, so you’re not getting away with anything
>>33246669whatever happened to the jeet ai spammer and having 5toga threads
>>33246675this actually made me lol
I was 14 in 2010. What does that mean for me?
>>33246671well the only thing that stays the same is that tomorrow will always be worse than yesterday
>>33246615Well, see, that's the thing. I tried for 7-10 years and barely got past 2nd base. Then one day I started chatting with my first gf on Plenty of Fish, then talked to her on the phone throughout the week, then met up at her apartment to watch DVDs, and a few hours later I was inside her.
It's difficult until you match and then it's not.
>>33246650(M). The hymen almost always has a hole in it, sometimes a big hole.
The dick tears it because it's too big for the hole.
When there is no hole at all it's called an "imperforate hymen". Once periods start the parents have to take the girl to the OB/GYN who has to cut it to make a hole, otherwise the girl will get infected/ etc.
>>33246619Yeah I felt that once I started, nobody really gave a shit about me. It was nice. But I am self conscious because I know I have a good ass already... so I've been finding a corner. pls dont look
>>33246625This makes me super happy to hear thank you. I know nobody in this town and am going at this totally alone. It's scary as hell!
>>33246631luckily it's a local family rec center, so the atmosphere is nice. There are hunks of guys there for sure but also plenty of old people. Not a soul has approached me
>>33246640> men may actually go out of their way to NOT notice you because they don't want to get accused of creeping.I think this is actually the case. It's strange but I don't mind it. But since I'm only one of a few solo women... it's intimidating. I feel like they hate me for being there but I'm pretty sure that's just me projecting lol
>>33246684GRANDPA ITS BEDTIME
>>33246678I mean, either you’re a control freak because you assume I’m going to make those sounds, or you’re a dick because you assume they’re fake and think you can order me around
>>33246666>bruh how dare you try to find out things you don't know
>>33246684It means you’re old
>>33246684it means you were 4 in 2000
>>33246629No why would? I think all that moaning is cringe
>>33246690What if the guy and girl have communicated that the moans are fake
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Women, do you ever feel evil or cruel for turning down so many guys and breaking so many hearts?
>>33246684You are what I call "The rugpull generation"
You were raised with optimistic 90s and 2000s media, didn't really notice the 2007 crisis because you were too young, but then felt the world you knew be obliterated around 2014
>>33246661what do you get out of it? Do you just like when fluid comes out of cock? Is him peeing or cumming better for you?
>>33246687I always thought the hymen was like, a membrane or seal. I thought it blocked the whole thing
>>33246697No I thrive off of it
>>33246700I don't know. It just arouses me because I'm a degenerate.
>>33246697I have never turned down a guy because no guy has ever asked me out
>>33246650hymens, even "unbroken", don't usually cover the vaginal canal 100%. Its a medical issue if it is 100% covered.
>>33246684You're too old to fight in the revolution, not old enough not to see it, and not young enough to enjoy the results.
I have a vore fetish lads. I'm fucked aren't I
>>33246688>I feel like they hate me for being there Nah. Maybe an outlying asshole but most guys would be happy if their gym was full of cute girls
>>33246703Opinion on clear pee vs yellow pee?
This is interesting
>>33246701NTA
How tf did you think tampons work?
>>33246697Yes I go weeks feeling like shit
>>33246650>Doesn't the hymen block the canal?No. Not typically.
>>33246698Kek and truth. This is why "doomer" is a good name for our mini-generation.
>>33246697no. I have a 2.5% swipe rate but 50% match rate on tinder, and I am damn proud of it
>>33246701you really thought women were just soda cans or something? do not drink if seal broken.
>>33246708yeah sure just post your address ITT so i can meet you there
>>33246629That's pretty sad, baby. I wouldn't fake it.
>>33246704>>33246706C'mon i've had to explain how balls work several times to femanons here. Give me some slack
>>33246713I never thought about it
>>33246712Clear pee is healthier and less stinky.
>>33246658Seems pregnancy related. But it's hard to guess.
>>33246697No, I'm not a dumb teen anymore.
I don't even feel bad when he starts crying, because men can get violent and cry at the same time.
>>33246698Am I the only one who doesn't just whether life is good/bad based off the 'state of the world' but instead based on my own personal surroundings and experiences
Like 2017 had SJWs or whatever but I enjoyed writing a story and having my own home for the first time, life and the world is about more than just geopolitical trends and social movements
>>33246634*making them fuck like barbies*
>>33246722123 Fake Street Jew York Afghanistan I'll bring the hummus
>>33246701gym femanon here, don't feel embarrassed. It's not something that really gets taught to guys. Thank you for asking, don't let the others tear you down for this. Your future gf will be glad you know this now
>>33246688>they hate me for being here>they like that I'm here because they can stare at my asswhich is better? pick that and run with it
What percentage of women have their nudes on the internet?
Women, which
>>33246717 was you?
Men, roll for a hymen. 1-9 for the first nine, dubs, trips, and quads for the last 3
>>33246672I like activating my man.
>>33246733damn
i need to make friends
>>33246672>I used to think i had a gentle femdom fetish, but i think i realised i just really like non-passive affection from womenI have a similar thing. I appreciate Dom women, and specifically being bound, because it's a physical manifestation of their attraction to me because they're aggressive.
>>33246695Then in that extremely specific scenario, I guess it's fine?
>>33246728Congrats on resisting /pol/ doomerism
>>33246697Usually no. Men don't feel bad for being evil to me in the first place. So they can fuck off.
>>33246729yeah but actually no because I'm lonely but hate people
>>33246737where would you want to hang out? what’s your ideal hang out like
>>33246725How long until you tell him about it? Will your subversively keep him hydrated to maintain a clear mountain spring?
>>33246701>>33246732No he should feel bad. Google is right there I know I was 12 reading articles for preteen girls about periods
>>33246734but what if they are staring at my ass because it's so unfit and the ugliest thing they've ever seen??????????? god i wish it were that simple dichotomy!
>>33246738Men fear that women will laugh at them.
Women fear that men will kill them.
>>33246729M
yeah sure i'll bring thr alcohol
>>33246728That's how boomers lived their entire lives, "I got mine." Worked for them.
>>33246738Correct, especially me
>>33246688>luckily it's a local family rec center, so the atmosphere is nice. There are hunks of guys there for sure but also plenty of old people. Not a soul has approached meGood atmosphere. Yeah, I'd ask for help or advice from someone innocuous.
>>33246751Oh my bf also has a piss fetish. So no issue there.
>>33246749i’d hang out with you even if you hated me, i’ve done that before
>>33246732>gym femanon hereWhy not just say F
>>33246748Is this to be mandated in retroaction to those oldfags?
>>33246756>That's how boomers lived their entire lives, "I got mine." Worked for them.uh that doesn't have anything to do with what I said but thanks for the retarded feedback
gender and how was your day today?
>>33246732thank you friend
>>33246753Or they're staring at your ass because it's nice, and they also appreciate you being there and respect you
>>33246742Congratulations!
>>33246748people on twitter are somehow dumber than people here
>>33246735i dunno, but i know mine are on this site!
>>33246739i feel like no woman actually knows what type they were born with since by the time we'd care it's probably been broken through exercising, masturbating, or sex lol
>>33246648I understand that they do I don't understand why, if you use vibrator you don't demand that it has a certain personality
>>33246766I'm wet.
(It rained)
Should I put on more eyeliner?
>>33246732Based normal femanon, kek
>>33246628its not bad to like cute things. reddit is not cute though, you have pretty bad taste.
>>33246754sucks to be a woman haha i'm still going to kill myself
>>33246766M
You dont actually care
>>33246772To women, men are much uglier than vibrators and have to make up for that with charisma, good genes, and social status
>>33246750Just chilling man
>>33246771i broke mine on the see saw age 8 just slamming down too hard
How do I tell my girlfriend that I want to have sex with her? I feel like I can never explicitly say it because she can be very prude
>>33246777>reddit is not cute though, you have pretty bad taste.What would be good taste then
>>33246775M
Yes we need to bring back emo eyeliner immediately
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>>33246766M
went this morning and swam at my grandparents pool and then realizied i missed work
oh well fuck this gay earth
nah ill be fine
>>33246787Not like that though
>>33246790fuck that make me snort
>>33246786not using the internet at all tbqh
>>33246766M. It was OK! I had an omelet, sat on my ass at work, an illiterate nigger fucked up my sandwich, I had my weekly meeting with my junior engis, and I had two margaritas with dinner.
>>33246786beatrix potter stories
>>33246762to connect myself to the other shit I've said in the past 3 minutes if anybody has been reading lol
>>33246768I like this better. but I would think gym guys would only care about a fit girl's ass. Maybe guys aren't as picky as I thought
>>33246781counterpoint: I started using vibrators before losing my virginity. after sleeping with a guy... sex toys just don't hit the same. a vibrator isn't a male and I learned that very quickly!
women can you do that thing where you blow air out of your vag?
>>33246796i love those little niggas, still have one of the books at home i think
>>33246781what if I'm ugly but muscular we can just turn off the lights and they can stroke my chest while they ride me
>>33246753An unfit ass is just a big ass, and big asses are good.
And besides, any female ass is a welcome sight in a room full of other men. I guarantee your presence will be viewed favorably at best, and tolerated at worst.
>>33246766not bad. no work today, I washed my car and my mom's car, then went to the gym, took a fat nap, and ate salmon. now I get to hornypost and jerk off with a nice evening breeze coming thru the window. life is good.
>>33246799Only when I take a big dick or dildo.
>insecure because i dont ejactulate as much as a hentai protag
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>>33246766It was the day of all days
>>33246799yes. god. I should call him.
>>33246688That sounds awesome, old people are your friends anon
No man is going to misbehave when there’s boomers in the room, so you can work out in peace :)
>>33246766F. Pretty good. But I ended up falling asleep in the middle of the evening after a really good schlick session and now my sleep schedule is fucked for tomorrow.
>>33246808Nobody ejaculates as much as a 90-pound femboy sissy in a chastity cage in a /gif/ webm
>>33246799Yes but I also sometimes do it with my butthole
Men, how would you take care of a drunk girlfriend?
>>33246697No. If they ignore my clear signals to leave me alone, they deserve it.
>>33246613you have less wonder and desire for the world as you age in it. things become concrete with familiarity. whereas before even the simplest things felt like exciting puzzles, now very little is novel. you have a general feel for how things work and things will never meaningfully change in any way. if you knew some of these things earlier, you might have had a better life. bitterness and being jaded
>>33246808If men came as much as those stupid hentais, I'd never have sex.
Why are men so god damn boring?
women if i hum during cunnilingus, can i be as good as a vibrator?
>>33246816yeah. ill force \hat btch do trink 2 liters of water so she wont be hungover. im such a nice guy jej
>>33246816In my mind I would hug her from behind and act like a powered exoskeleton to keep her upright, but women would probably hate that
>>33246739I have no idea, my parents wouldn’t let me see a doctor until my hymen was already gone
>>33246748>if men were forcibly sterilized, abortions would plummetI mean she’s not wrong lol
>>33246822what do you want from us??
>>33246822crippling fear of authenticity and toxic shame
>>33246814>>33246808my online friend of five years could rival those gifs the first night we met in person lol
Men, how would you take care of a high fiancee?
>feel comfortable enough in sex to make sounds
>the sounds help me get into the whole thing like it's some kind of ecstatic dance
>see some faggot here post about moaning
I know that I shouldn't look at this as something to be insecure about, but how the fuck am I going to know that this is a problem without expressly asking? Retarded, overthinking brain.
>>33246822you mean, "why are men ITT so boring"
the answer to that is, if we weren't boring, we wouldn't be here.
>>33246816Funny you should ask.
>>33246823No, but it's still hot as fuck.
>>33246766F
It was way too hot and my team lost at sportsball and I ate way too much so now I feel sick
m, what is the first nice thing i should buy for my boyfriend?
>>33246754I hate the fact that women will give men nothing simply because we're bigger
Women are just as violent they just can't punch a hole in a wall
>>33246831i'd put on a mask or something and try to scare the shit out of her
>>33246833No I mean in general somehow it slightly less of a problem here
>>33246816I’d waterboard her and forcefeed her eggs
>>33246822>criticize us for literally everything we say and dostoicism just works
>>33246832since you took one random faggot's word to heart so easily, then you should have no problem taking this femanon's advice
sex sounds are hot. moaning is hot. I wish I had a recording of my man moaning while we're fucking so I can listen to it when he's gone. I replay it in my head at work and smile to myself.
moan, motherfucker. We like that shit.
>>33246808Women, this is how you sound when you’re insecure about your boobs
>>33246816I would have sex with her then handcuff myself to the bed post in the same bed with her and pretend the morning after that she raped me
>>33246822booooo men are awesome and I love them
>>33246832If she's comfortable enough to fuck you, she should be comfortable enough to hear your genuine pleasure.
>>33246843(this isn't true)
>>33246816I’d leave her in the middle of the street because why would I date an alcoholic?
>>33246822What isn't boring?
Why is gaining weight so hard, guys?
>>33246831I'd push her off of whatever she's standing on
>>33246847least deranged male itt
>>33246840i feel like most men now have lost the spark and simply do not enjoy life enough to invest themselves in it
or maybe you tend to talk to good looking men who never had to develop a personality until they met someone with such discriminating standards as you
>>33246828To gain the ability to have a conversation and stop just saying “wyd” and “wow that’s crazy” and actually have interests and hobbies or something
>>33246808I didn't jerk off for 2 weeks and i was surprised at how much i squirted when i finally did
do men actually get impressed if a girl has decent pc specs
>>33246822When you’re given respect and praise just for having a dick, you never have to develop a personality.
>>33246859that's a funny idea though, I wouldn't have even thought of that.
Are people born in 1996 considered unc status?
>>33246845Fuck you. Clothes don't fit you better in general if you cum like a firehose on your anime tittymonster sister. But they do fit better if you have shapely breasts.
>>33246836Fcuk Arkansas
Go louisiana we'll always be better than you
Cajuns superior race
Women how would you take care of a man with a man flu?
>>33246871Every girl here is black, she obviously means bball
>>33246628I love cute things also but reddit is pretty rubbish icl
>>33246865Yes but admittedly my first assumption would be “wow, some pathetic simp bought her a custom pc”
>>33246865i use a 7 year old laptop
idont really gaf about computers
id be more impressed by her fukken knitwear collection or some shiz
>>33246861I'm told to work more than ever for absolutely no benefit, there is literally no incentive for me as a male in modern society
>>33246863Internet addiction is hard to beat
>>33246849Name one awesome thing about men
>>33246872Lock him in a room with water and a can of soup. He can come out when he’s better
guys... I waited 22 years to lose my virginity (am femanon). I thought I was asexual. Then I lost it with a hot hunk of a friend and I feel like my brain chemistry literally changed.
Nobody told me that men have warm heavy bodies that are really fun to have on top of you. I had no idea it was such an emotional experience. And now I want more.
Now I see why you are all so angry here. It's worth getting angry about lol
>>33246555depends on her personality but I'm getting a lot of yellow flags from just the way she looks.
dyed hair + too much makeup + "those glasses" + marriage ring + no smiles + looks like she obsesses over her eyebrows
that's like 6 yellow flag on what her personality is like. like I said all about her personality
>>33246879yes exactly. life is fake and gay
>>33246872Text his actual mommy to take care of him.
>>33246884Congrats anon, welcome to the club. Men are amazing.
>>33246861>tfw our grandparents thought they were building a better life for us>now we would kill to have their livesall the hobbies just don't hit the same without people that respect, love you and depend on you, a community you belong in, and a society you feel a part of
>>33246742Congrats anon!! Was wondering earlier how it went. V happy for you <3
Women, if your moid wanted it and really loved you would you do a double peace sign ahegao while you climax?
>>33246884>I lost my virginity to chad and now I want more chadGOSH YOU DON'T SAY
>>33246886You're the only one here that likes it tbf.
>>33246884Did you know that a woman who has achieved orgasm from penetration walks differently, permanently? Good cock is literally life changing.
>Men always say they want a high libido gf until they get one
Stfu I want this problem so bad please dear god aaahhhhh
>>33246816Water. Lots of water.
>>33246894and even that is barely ahead of coochie in the rankings
>>33246884I'm not angry anymore. I have resigned to my status as never having sex or an emotional connection to anyone. Now, in a way, I am free.
freaked out for a scond when i saw a stain on my pillow and then remembered it’s just blood, thank god
women would you be into a guy who went eggman maxxx?
>>33246866Fucking apparently
>>33246872Smooch him bunches and feed him soup
>>33246900What'd you think it was
>>33246882>>33246889Why aren't you guys saying nice things like the male anons?
>>33246896that image is literally a publicity stunt
>>33246884what did he look like?
>>33246881am TA,
>>33246886jokes aside though.
Your hands, bigger and rougher than mine. Your arms, darker and stronger than mine. Your rough skin, your troubled eyes, the way you hold yourself, the way you speak and your deeper voice. Your smell and the way you think. and the way I know you could hurt me but you choose to love me instead!
men are so foreign to me and it brings out my mothering side lol like oh so big, so strong, so troubled, let me soften you
Women how would you take care of a man with a gunshot would who just rescued you from mortal danger
>>33246766M, terrible just like every other day of my life
Did some housework but was boiling hot and not fun. Applied to some more jobs but not getting my hopes up about any. Had to trek to the library to print some CV copies and I was only able to print 3 copies. No food in the fridge so had a very pitiful dinner. And now getting my ass kicked by Crash Bandicoot 4 while trying to get all the achievements. Ex was also messaging me all day making it harder to not think about her. Gonna take a nap soon
Are there any bisexuals here
>>33246882>>33246889lesson in there, never express weakness in front of women, they only want the things they can use against you
>in a reddit thread where some woman vents about being physically, emotionally, and sexually abused as a child
>I reply "That's rough, OP, but you weren't entitled to a good childhood. You weren't entitled to not being abused. The sooner you realize this, the better off you'll be. None of us are entitled to anything; the sooner you get rid of this victim narrative, the better. Good luck. You got this."
>downvoted to -46 and permabanned
Fair or unfair ban?
>>33246831High on what?
What is it about this thread that makes people bad at posing hypotheticals? It's like the inverse breakfast question.
>>33246832A bit of moaning is okay. Porn moans are what I don't like. I know penetration doesn't feel THAT good for women
>>33246902jh is a pedophile
>>33246907Because I grew up with brothers and was expected to play nurse to them whenever they were “sick”. Never again.
>>33246910Makes me sad knowing I'll never be these things but at least it helps me shape my fantasies a little more accurately.
>>33246907Because men are dramatic when they’re sick
>>33246894That's hard to believe.
>>33246898I honestly don't like pussy that much. When I dated a woman, I thought eating her out was definitely a fair bit more boring than sucking dick. I'd never buy a fake pussy sex toy, but fake dicks are lots of fun to play with.
>>33246902I don't understand how that gave me away.
>>33246907“man flu” means they’re faking it, anon
>>33246837Hobby supplies as needed.
>>33246912Tampon and treating for shock until ER.
>>33246920You are one vindictive crazy fun hating bitch you know that.
>>33246916Reddit is a feedback loop hugbox. They don't want reality, they want toxic passivity. How else do you end up at people congratulating men dressing up like hideous women and cutting their dicks off?
>>33246923women doing this stunt is what causes men to never visit a doctor and die young
>>33246893yeah okay he was a major chad. damn I can't defend myself against that one.
but he was hispanic and I thought I was only into lean white boys. Safe to say, I am no longer into lean white boys.
>>33246899blag blah blah I'll take your virginity right now
>>33246907okay damn here
>>33246910
>>33246931toxic positivity*
I have NO idea how I typed "passivity" I'm using a fucking keyboard
>>33246933you're a faggot loser
>>33246865If he does, run.
>>33246920So don't date women with brothers? got it
>>33246923we can't be vulnerable and get pampered for one second in our miserable lives?
>>33246893This lmao
Either b8 or blackpill
>>33246922but you are. just being male makes you different from me and that's 95% of why all men are attractive in their own ways lol
>>33246915We know not to be sick, we're not retarded. I bet viruses and bacteria everywhere are thankful to women for inventing terms like "man flu" to make sure guys go out and go to work infected and spread it good and hard.
>>33246925Dropping truth nukes isn't against the rules thoughever. The sub was called Advice, not AdviceThatMakesYouFeelGood.
Women I'm a unironic fascist
Would you be wiling to date me if I fit you're other random criteria and would be open to my political beliefs.
>>33246916Depends on which sub that was in.
>>33246924I’m with you anon, there’s just not much fun you can have with vaginas. Dicks are way better for playing around with.
>>33246930My mom made me miss school to take care of my brothers when they faked being sick. Where’s the fun in that?
>>33246940It’s worth considering. Women with brothers (and men with sisters) have very different outlooks on gender relations.
I just rememebered Im probably going to get fired and I am so afraid I cant sleep
>>33246940>we can't be vulnerable and get pampered for one second in our miserable lives?im not getting pampered so neither are you
>>33246940>we can't be vulnerable and get pampered for one second in our miserable lives?NTA but my love language is pampering so date me not her holy shit sorry to be the pickme lol
>>33246929until ER you say...
>>33246946ban was fair. cry more
>>33246922You're not dangerous and rougher and deeper-voiced than women?
Then... anon, you must be the shota fantasy that the femanons are waiting for.
If men aren't okay with being constantly sacrificed on the altar of women hegemony then they're being dramatic babies
>>33246947no. you'd be a good fuck though.
>>33246924>I don't understand how that gave me away:^)
>>33246944You're probably bigger than I am femanon
>>33246948>there’s just not much fun you can have with vaginasThe one thing I can concede was more fun with a woman was roughhousing in general. It felt way more fair even if I inevitably lost every time, and I didn't need to worry about accidentally kneeing her in the balls like I had to with exbfs. In that way, pussy was more fun.
>>33246951okay you're my gf now. Lets go get icecream
>>33246918It can. I don't want to go into details, but yeah. It really can.
>>33246951i hope you meet a loving, sweet bf some day
>>33246959If you won't explain, then die.
Men, how would you take care of a fiancee with a foot cramp?
>>33246958Actually my penis is only 5 in
>>33246961Why so much anger, aren't you supposed to be open to political beliefs that challenge you
>>33246962you're a woman, so you must have fucked up really bad in your life somewhere
>>33246944Idk why this simple truth gets so much resistance here. Maybe because it makes it harder for pathetic men to say “I’m alone because women have high standards!!”
Sorry anons, but men good.
>>33246960Kek, not every femanon is WNBA qualified.
thoughts on olives with pits?
State gender, what are your favourite methods of self harming?
>>33246967I thought I'd get that with my last boyfriend but he cheated on me within a week :( that was after a full hour of me giving him silent back and head scratches while we cuddled.
>>33246940manipulating someone into worrying about you isnt "being vulnerable" fucking dipshit. its the exact opposite.
>>33246975Like stuffed or like natural
>>33246964did you both end up covered in bruises?
>>33246971Or you’re drastically overestimating how well people treat women
>>33246942It's insane to judge someone based on their PC specs.
>>33246954Only way I'd be more dangerous than a woman is if I had a bomb strapped to my chest tbvh. And I refuse to engage with that faggot shit no sir.
>>33246974Doesn't have to be, average chick is bigger than me.
>>33246977I hoper your ex gets what is coming to him, also
>>33246976F, a hundred reps to the back with a belt. Leaves no scars and hurts like a motherfucker, 10/10
>>33246984not beating the shota allegations
>>33246976asking cute girls out and getting rejected,
It hurts so good
>>33246984Size doesn’t matter when men are flooded with insane retard strength juice AKA testosterone
>>33246970>sO mUcH foR tHe tOleRanT LeFtno, kys
>>33246976Not posting gay shit like this to an anonymous image board. My ego screams in pain.
>>33246931>>33246936Are you aware that you're a bad person?
>>33246976M
Going on atoga/reddit/twitter and reading about how much women hate men
>>33246980like olives that didn't have their pits removed and you would have to spit them out when you eat them
>>33246987Wait are you able to hit yourself with the belt? That's pretty impressive desu. I don't think I have a long enough belt for that
>>33246976F. Overstimulation via vibe.
>>33246985He did, he got kicked out of his fraternity for what he did to me (not just cheating). I made him regret it
>>33246983NTA, gaming-capable PCs are freaking expensive. I mean you start off by paying NVIDIA a good grand or so, and it only gets worse from there. It does say you like the hobby if you're willing to suffer that tax for it.
>>33246983Nta
That's not judging lol, just acknowledging something cool. If this is bait I'm gonna kill myself.
>>33246976M
Torturous speed / duration on the stair machine
>>33246983I mean sure but what they have does say a lot about their personality
>>33246995Based
These threads are also pretty blackpilling
>>33246993Touche kek
You're a real one
>>33246990Based and rejectionpilled
I don't meet any girls though
>>33246949Because your direct report let you leave early? Something that is normal at most jobs? Get a hold of you're self.
>>33246977i guess you dont wanna get ice-cream with me, nevermind
>>33246981More scratches than bruises because of our nails, but definitely a few nice ones. The main thing that was hot about it was the full body soreness the day afterwards, though.
>>33246992Haven't you ever considered that your ideas of what is fundamentaly good is backwards, think of all the people across the world throughtout time with divergent beleifs how can you be so arrogant to say you know for sure yours are beyond reproach
>>33246997Yep, do it over the shoulder. It's just a regular leather woman's belt
>>33246989You guys are fucked up
>>33246991Flooded is a strong word anon.
>>33246976Bruising myself accidentally in my sleep
>>33246969Put them to soak in warm water, i think
>>33246999>fratbroeesh, that explains his behavior
Thoughts on little butterfly nose ring?
>>33246955>MHow did you realize u were bisexual.
I'm bi too but I didn't realize until I turned 23.
>>33247009only if you buy me a banana sundae with extra hot fudge :)
>>33246890Not to mention my hobby went up in price 300% or more since 10 years ago, rent went up 100%, a lot of hobby shops closed, groups disbanded because people are tired of paying scam prices for everything, etc.
>>33246918speaking as a loud moaner myself... it doesn't just feel good physically, it feels even better emotionally lol I moan partly because I'm happy as fuck
>>33246968>If you won't explain, then die.This is why you can't keep a man. No playfulness.
>>33247001>I mean you start off by paying NVIDIA a good grand or sonshittia is a joke in 2025
>>33246865I think it's based. I'm happier if she built it herself of course
>>33247024>f, biI like that you specified that
>>33247024are u a bisexual anon?
how old were u when u realized u were bi
>>33247010Ok I can see that. There’s real satisfaction in taking on your equal in bed, rather than fighting an uphill battle against a dude who won’t listen to basic instructions like “please don’t yank on my nipples”
>>33247020excessive porn
and then a belief that I could become enlightened by overcoming disgust through masturbating through disgust, after I crossed women being mutilated the only barrier left was the darkest of all, gay porn
>Phone buzzes
>Promotional email
american women are so catty and rude
>>33247028I'm not here to play. I'm hear to learn, vent, and touch myself.
>>33246969If she can't walk we'll have to put her down and send her to the glue factory.
ATOGA.
The worst is over.
You can come out now.
The demons are gone.
You were at risk of being murdered every day the past 10 years, but it's okay.
You're safe now.
Nobody is going to hurt you.
Nobody is going to kill you.
Your enemies are gone.
>>33246983Judging PC specs is the same as judging based on income. Someone with a supercomputer is likely also a rich spoiled brat.
>>33247035dont forget fat
>>33247028that is playfulness, have you seen other women lately
>>33247018right? I think I accidentally trauma-bonded to him though... I blocked him on everything but still feel like I love him dearly even though we were together for less than a week. I dunno what the hell he did to me but it's fucked me up bad! lesson learned: dont date frat bros
>>33247035I can be cattier and ruder if you want
>>33247037Nta
It's the vehement hatred for cum you moron
>>33247041to play devil's advocate, all girls are spoiled brats, if she's rich to go with it then it's actually cute and justified
>>33247034it's been 3 years since we broke up and my dumb brain still thinks its gonna get the happiness rush of seeing a text from her
>>33246924> I thought eating her out was definitely a fair bit more boring than sucking dick.Lel, someone gets it
>>33247015Isn't the point to get into it though? When you're letting go, those sounds come a lot more naturally, everything feels more intense, the world goes away. It's just the two of you and it's great. Your hair looks like shit and has drool and whatever else in it afterwards, but worth it.
I've decided that a woman speaking English is a red flag.
My PC is around one exaflop
why don’t men have an equivalent to boobs?
I’d like men a lot more if they had sex organs to play with that are less intense than a cock
I can do unserious boob stuff with women, but there’s no fooling around with men, it’s dick or nothing
>>33247056My BWC is about to exaflop onto your keyboard
>>33247032>rather than fighting an uphill battle against a dude who won’t listen to basic instructions like “please don’t yank on my nipples”To be fair, she was just as obsessed with my weird nipples as any man I've dated, if not more so. And equally as violent with them.
She'd gush about how they were what she imagined the sexiest nipples possible would be while simultaneously admitting they were nothing like any she's seen. So it felt more like she was curious about them than excited by them.
>>33247056a gigabyte a ram outta help it out
>>33247057The whole man is a sexual organ btw
>>33247033I'm a bisexual man too, but I can't watch gay porn either.
I can only get off to porn where it shows the dude's midriff and bellow. the way the muscles contract and how he moans is so hot to me.
>>33247057Arms? Shoulders?
Come on can't you figure this out on your own.
>>33247050This devil guy sounds like a dumb incel
I want a gf who is nice to me and does not say mean things to me. Is that possible?
>>33247057that would be suboptimal body design for shoving around big rocks, trees, and killing things
>>33246822it doesn't feel good to add to the days of people who use your efforts as fuel to pursue the people they actually like
>>33247057what about their ass
>>33247048Fuck you, I'm not a moron. I was fixated on the text they quoted. "Hentais" is the shorthand plural for hentai videos and I thought he was implying I used the term wrong.
>>33247057I thought the same until I met a guy into body scratching and general licking. So my tease for him would be touching and scratching him. Or hell... with the right guy, dry humping is unserious enough to be done in the kitchen lol
>>33247067nah I just want a woman who doesn't walk around with a chip on her shoulder towards men
>>33247067No. Life is sometimes not nice.
My cousin turns 40 years old this year and is seemingly a good person, but when he was 8 months old he started giggling and clapping his hand when he saw the Challenger explode on live TV. Could that indicate psychopathy?
>>33247059I feel lame even typing this, but that’s why female desire feels more pure, it’s curiosity AND lust, not just 100% horny brain
>>33247057>tfw we were born too soon to date genetically modified men with tits
>>33247071You ARE a moron. Even I knew it was you and I didn't even know anything about any hentai. Motherfucker's throwing you a red herring.
>>33247062is this actually true, are men that desperate for touch
>>33247057Ancients understood this - the whole female form is sexual, but only the man's penis is primarily sexual
I pray to the god emperor of mankind from warhammer 40k everyday, its not that I think he's physically real but that he is spiritually real in the sense he represents man's ambition to uplift itself
Women what do you think of this
>>33247057>what is kissing
>>33247040Who am I going to fight and kill then
Women, I am sorry - can I make it up to you with a rimjob?
>>33247081Men, is this true?
Can I touch it?
>>33247071That anon is off base. You're both tards.
>>33247056she partition my SSD until I teraflop
>>33247012new fetish unlocked https://voca.ro/11YKdDfqQ4GL
>>33247078I never really thought about it what way, but you're sort of right. I've definitely dated very sexually curious guys, but I figure it was because they were inexperienced.
guys... how do I become someone's gym crush. now that I go to the gym, whats the probability I become someones gym crush
>>33247081Yes, we are
I know that as women, you’re constantly touched and grabbed by men, but we get none of that from women
Not complaining, just explaining why we don’t have a tolerance to touch built up like women do
women would you be okay with getting rimmed from a guy you think is cute, if not, why
Is it because you think your ass smells
>>33246994Upvoted my kind gentlesir!
>>33247071btw there's really no plural in japanese. You don't say animes, and you dont say hentais
>>33247081not exactly but women are hot so when we touch you with any part of our body its nice
>neweeg has motherboards that support 2tb of RAM
what should we do with it?
>>33247092Oh my god QT is beating himself off
>>33247091I vram her socket till she overclocks
>>33247080>>33247090Let's just restart and have a nice thread.
So how was everyone's Thursday?
>>33247094just walk up to him and ask him if he can help you stretch
>>33247094probability 100% if female, 0.001% if male
>>33247092>https://voca.ro/11YKdDfqQ4GLyou just made my night. you are absolutely a masochist
100 reps is for the nights you really hate yourself lol
>>33247096I prefer kissing and drooling in your mouth a lot over that.
>>33247101500 chrome tabs
Wait did i spawn this whole pc conversation because i made that joke about the RTX 5090?
>>33247101Take advantage of it to outsource even more programming to India and ChatGPT until the average 2D japanese visual novel takes up 670 gigabytes of RAM
>>33247088If only it was appropriate to accept them platonically.
>>33247098Its use outside of Japanese subjects it to rules that aren't Japanese. Same with many adopted words.
I'm making a nice big bowl of good ramen and I'm ANGRY. I will NOT be sharing it with ANYONE. Don't ask!
>>33247092Mate where are your housemates
>>33247101Fill it with pepe reaction images, then run it over with your car and throw it in a lake
>>33247114Yes, yes you did
>>33247092Kek. Okay that was good, I'm still laughing.
>>33247104It was OK. I bullied a sexy negress and she told me to go fuck myself. We'll be back tomorrow, same bat-time, same bat-channel.
>>33247118>shared pics of the cake I baked when asked ITT last night>you won't share pics of your ramen when askedThis isn't fair.
>>33247096I want it so badly but of course I'm insecure that it smells. How do I get a guy to rim me... any advice for the insecure girlies?
>>33247116>Its use outside of Japanese subjects it to rules that aren't Japanese. Same with many adopted words.That doesn't actually make sense even as an English loanword
>>33247116Its the same with sheep and deer. It just sounds clunky to say "animes".
>I watched 3 different anime this weekendthat sounds way more natural
>>33247102just for the bants
>>33247119on vacay
>>33247118Godai-kuuun, are you going to leave your girl Akemi hanging
My gf is having an "existential crisis" and "feels so stuck all of a sudden". How am I supposed to respond to this?
>>33247111have you ever been rimmed
>>33247106Ooogh it's soo big.
>>33247124>sexy negressYou're going to say that shit, today of all days? You deserve to be smacked in the sack.
>>33247126Sit on a bottle of expensive perfume
>>33247114Do men really want a 5090 as a gift?
>>33247126kidnap cute guys drug them, tie them up, and tell them they can't leave till they do it. No one will believe them
>>33247136sounds like a good way to one-man-one-jar myself
>>33247130Fock lad house all to yourself then
>>33247125>I missed cakeDAMMIT
>>33247098I assumed it was a joke based off “this is just like in my Japanese hentais!” where the grammar is intentionally incorrect
>>33247128Your dad doesn't make sense even though your mom loaned him to me last night.
>>33247129Well it's a stupid word anyways.
>>33247132Yes, it's for men, or at least not me.
>>33247123https://voca.ro/1nBJlVOxPxe0
>>33247138this is a very specific fetish, anon. are you into something here?
>>33247077Bump for anons with psychololigical experience
>>33247137Who the fuck doesn't
can i bag chad with my 3070 i bought back in 2022
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>>33247141You're lucky I'm generous.
>>33247144Why are you so spicy tonight jh?
>>33247137Would I joke about something so important? I’m still using a 570…………..
>>33247143Unfortunately she's texting me or else I would
>>33247135Emancipate me mommy. :3
>>33247145maybe your just insecure about your ass and it made you not enjoy it, I like to think I could make all women moan by punching their fart box with my tongue
>>33247149https://voca.ro/1oC2hGQLc8NJ
>>33247147Do it on your ass
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>>33247126make him wear this
>>33247147https://voca.ro/1ktGVS1Q4qab
did not realize fan was blowing on mic. sorry. guess we are doing vocaroos now
>>33247137>2k msrpI wouldn't say no...
>>33247154I'm always spicy. I just napped all afternoon so I have a lot of energy now that I can't spend doing day chores. So tire me out, cunts.
>>33247157God I want to hit you so bad.
>>33247148all men have had that fantasy, whether they admit it or not
>>33247152You think chad will accept some midrange old gen junk
But yeah that's an ok gpu
>>33247131Give her a hug, show sympathy, let her talk to you about what's on her mind, reassure her about her capabilities and how she will get thru it
>>33247137Well i was kind of exaggerating, but if he's into PCs, and it would fit into his build, i'm sure he'd appreciate any good pc parts
>>33247159Thank you anon :D
>>33247158>I like to thinkIs not the same as reality.
>>33247165I hope you eat jizz now.
>>33247152you'd need at least a 3080Ti I think
>>33247094>see cute moid>note day of week and time>go again at same time>make eye contact, is he looking back? look away, play the eye flirting game>repeat next time>eventually graduate to staring at eachother, smiling at eachother>eventually one of you says hello, no conversation yet, maybe, rules are a little fuzzy at this stage
>>33247153Nice cake.
Also the pic looks good.
>>33247167>So tire me outi'm sure you'd get tired fast if you bounced on this dick ayooo got em
>>33247173Sometimes it is
the ass has a lot of nerves
>>33247137don't get that for an adult man. he will just feel bad that he never has the free time to turn it on
>>33247126i don't know what advice to give because i'd already want to do it
>>33247167>God I want to hit you so badNta, call that reparations. This is what mlk wanted
>>33247175The ones who respond to my stupid vocas with their own.
>>33247186"vocaposters" what the fuck is that a thing here now
>>33247175Korean chick (rip)
>>33247126Just ask him if he's ever thought about licking something else.
>>33247164Why do you hate yourself anon )): I'm sure you're pretty cool and not hate worthy
>>33247179I get it.
>>33247180If there's one repetitive motion I can do for half an hour straight and not get exhausted, it's squat on something.
Women how big do forearms have to be for you to consider them attractive?
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I've grown to hate women so much that I don't even want to look at porn anymore.
>>33247189No I could do it, I could make your pupils turn into hearts like in hentai.
I trust my tongue
>>33247196Bigger than mine
(mine are the size of a toilet paper roll)
>>33247185I don't actually want to talk about race stuff ITT even as a joke. It's a gray area and I know I'll say something that'll be held against me.
>>33247193brain chemistry and family situation is whack but thank you
>>33247167>God I want to hit you so bad.Day's never finished, massa's got me workin'; someday massa set me free...
>>33247199r9k would suit you more
>>33247187Newfag lurk moar?
>>33247160https://voca.ro/1cckl7dPHVum
>>33247175The one and only Chocolate Mama.
>>33247208Mine is about the size of a paper roll too bro, but i wasn't going to respond lol
>>33247209I'm not gay.
>>33247210That's nice. I didn't ask, though.
>>33247204Aw I'm sorry ): are you able to like get out of the difficult family situation? do you take any meds or anything? I hope you feel better
>>33247214She will never be a mother.
>>33247215How the fuck does this even happen honestly.
Men's arms can be as hot as boobs but most men will never put in the effort to make themselves look good
>>33247216>I'm not gay.Sure you aren’t
>>33247212I've been lurking here for many years I guess I just never noticed that it was a "thing"
>>33247206Cease this at once.
>>33247222This means nothing unless you’re bisexual and truly understand the appeal of boobs
>>33247222Post some arms you like
I always refer to men’s chest as their tits, is this just me?
>>33247221i'm skinny, not sure what else you want me to say
>>33247224It pops up occasionally, but less often since the toonme crackdowns
I recorded a voca of myself doing the belt thing. But I will not post it.
>>33247229i do that too but i think it offends moids
>>33247222Jokes on you, all of us here go to the gym cause it's a lot easier than curing our autism
>>33247222>Men's arms can be as hot as boobsThere is absolutely no way this is true
>>33247202We know you want to be taken into the house
>>33247222Your own post contradicts you.
>>33247235That would just make me wanna do it more
The sinner lives vicariously.
>>33247235To me it sounds like a blatant “I’m one of the guys lol, also look at my tits”
>>33247234Pleeeease post ittt
>>33247238I'm too hyper for this shit.
>>33247242any girl who says this in the current year is based
>>33247202Don't you love raceplay? even i know that
>>33247217I'm taking meds and its been a lot better! I haven't had to belt myself in a year :) I am trying to replace my self harm with going to the gym now
family is a little more complicated, there's some abuse going on and I only work at a minimum wage job. But I just recently got a college degree so once I can actually get employed in my field, I should be able to get out. Hopefully it's just a waiting game now
>>33247225Don't you back sass me.
>>33247234GUYS THIS IS LITERALLY FROM THE SELF HARM CONVO, YOU DONT HAVE TO DO IT LOL but ay post it if youve got it
>>33247242i say tits because it sounds aggressive and i want to grope and bite a good pair of pecs when i see one
>>33247249Oh that's all super good news <3 power to you. Congrats on your degree, I hope you have a bright and happier future
>>33247249nta. I'm jealous of your positivity but I will never go to therapy
>>33247243Noooo I'm nervous. Plus the mods might legit ban me cause I sound a little underage.
Women is it weird to want to feel your heart beat?
>>33247247It's a touchy subject and I know I'll be crucified if I don't articulate myself well.
>>33247253Fair, but hearing “tits” come out of someone’s mouth who has tits of their own just does something to my brain
>>33247258>modsFuck the jannies bro/sis it's a free country
>>33247258Women is it wrong to reply to this with “…hot”
>>33247263We ain't got dynamic ips here dawg, if they can me that's it
>>33247265Bro? That's gay...
>>33247259No, that's cute.
Even if i get buff, i will be disappointed in women not being attracted to me when i was skinny
>>33247261nta
Do you have something against tits?
>>33247245what about girls who say “suck my dick”
Even if I take a shower, I will be disappointed in women not. Ring attracted to me when I was a smelly unbearable fuck
>>33247270where do you get your sense of entitlement? i really need some of that.
>>33247268Wdym, can you not use mobile network m
>>33247270no you won't. When you're balls deep in some girl you like, the filth of the human world doesn't matter for a second, because in that second you own the filth for once, you are the king of the filth
>>33247272No, just the opposite, which is why I don’t think women are getting the effect they want when they call a man’s chest “tits”
They just remind him that she has tits and is right in front of him
>>33247276Not gonna waste my data on this shit are you mental bruv
>>33247281Bro it's a short audio file, are you on dial up or some shit?
>>33247247She likes to shlick while pretending to get lynched. Real rope, real tree, fake Klansman gangrape. She does it out in the back yard where folk can't see, just like the good ol days.
>>33247273>>33247279I’m going to start saying “bite my clit” as a man. For equality.
>>33247275I'm not entitled? i have very low self esteem actually
>>33247282Oh thought you meant posting in general using data lol Im a tard
>>33247222I consider myself the equivalent of flat chested, which has its fans
>>33247280Everyone has tits. I’m just usually telling guys to put their tits away because nobody wants to see that.
getting the urge to be pressed into the mattress rn
>>33247288Depression is narcissism.
>>33247288i repeat my question. how do you do it so naturally? it's bizarre.
>>33247292Patients when they are sick
>>33247292While being called interesting words I can't post on this board?
>>33247293Huh?
>>33247294Forgive me for wanting to be desired
>>33247285Please do that’s hilarious
>>33247298>words I can't post on this boardno such thing
>>33247298You can say nigger on any board bro
Why is this thread best when I need to go to sleep?
>>33247285You have to class it up. I talk classy when I tell guys to blow me.
>>33247299wanting to be desired is not equal to feeling entitlement to other people's attraction while you put in zero effort to gain it.
>>33247303>he doesn't know
>>33247304NTA. This thread is too crazy tonight. Or am I being too sensitive tonight?
>>33247244We must have at least 30, 40 colonial moids in this thread from all over.
>>33246892If he really wanted it, but depending on what kind of expression he woukd like it might look ugly as hell with my horse face
>>33247310It's gonna be like the Scramble For Africa.
>>33247307>wanting to be desired is not equal to feeling entitlement to other people's attractionI'm glad we agree. Lamenting that women dont find me attractive when im skinny does not equal me feeling entitled to their attraction
Earwigs were put on this earth to torture me specifically, I’m sure of it.
>>33247310>>33247313I beg you all to change the subject.
>>33247311Post horse face
>>33246916>>in a reddit threadIck
>>33247315Yeah, it was my idea.
>>33247305It's really not good rn anon, go and get your beauty sleep <3
>tfw I've slept 6 hours in the past 70 hours
>>33247270I was buff and then we broke up. I stopped eating and lost 45 lbs.
Hi question for men
Found a saved password for an onlyfans account on my husbands pc. Didn’t wanna snoop so I asked him why he had one. He said it’s from ages ago and it was way before we met (we met in 2021) I asked a couple times if he’s sure that it wasn’t while we were together and trusted him to tell the truth. Had this nagging feeling that it wasn’t the truth and I checked his email (I recognize that may be fucked up but idc at this moment) and the account email verification was dated 2024.
I’m shaking from anger and wondering if I should wake him up to confront him or wait till the morning when he wakes up?
Don’t even care about him looking at women but how the fuck can you lie right to my face? Is this relationship fucked now?
>>33247305You like Eurotime?
>>33247277NTA but I hate when people call anything sex or sex-related "filth," it's not "filth," it's literally existence
This is why women even today are full of hangups about sex, out vaginas arent filth =(
>>33247305Euro hours fucking suck.
>>33247323Smack him with a frying pan
I think i might be okay with dating an OF girl if she only did solo and never showed her face. I guess it's really about being recognizable to other people
>>33247314"i am disappointed in you for not finding me attractive" is entitlement. if you were lamenting the fact, you'd be disappointed in your loneliness, or disappointed in yourself. being disappointed in women is pinning some sort of blame on us, and saying you'll feel that way even if you finally get off your lazy ass and put effort into your appearance speaks to how vain you are.
"oh i'm passably attractive now but i get some kind of moral highground because you didn't have the hots for me when i was a skinnyfat couch potato." get bent. i'm not playing with you anymore.
>>33247323You can't confront someone about something that you acquired by snooping imo
It should be normalized for women to go full bush in bikinis
>>33247334I'm a skinny boi they're sort of pathetic
>>33247323Wait till the morning
>>33247325The human body is not filth, sex is beautiful
When people judge each other as worthy or unworthy based on symbols of status and power, that's filth
The hippies of the 60s and 70s believed in this fantasy of free love that was beautiful. Too bad it was a fantasy
>>33247334I vowed never to post mine again
>>33247323Does anyone else has access to his e-mail? Maybe he's covering up for a little brother.
Who leaves first after a one night stand
>>33247323Wait til the morning but that's terrible that he lied to you and is an OF gooner, my condolences anon
>>33247339I misunderstood, I see
>>33247331well now i'm just gonna stay skinny and ugly just to spite you
>>33247316Call me Belgium, cuz I'm claiming that ass and I'll start cutting off hands at the drop of a hat.
>>33247348The women responded well to them and I liked the attention but I felt like a whore. So I won't anymore.
>>33247353look at mr chad over here
>>33247334hello FBI faggot
>>33247356Noooo hardly, I just have nice arms I guess.
>>33247353Well it's too late to go back. You are a whore
At least post the archive link
>>33247335Who will you shoot first
>>33247343I usually leave once your mom goes back to sleep
>>33247353Spoil sport
>>33247350KEK
>>33247335Perfect for toning up your forearms. Death grip that shit every day.
>>33247363Can he not just do that with his dick
>>33247334You would tell me to kill myself.
Alright i sense i'm not welcome in the thread anymore. Good night guys
>>33247367Good night. Dream of raceplay.
>>33247367Wtf
Goodnight tho <3
>>33247332Yeah I’m kind of unsure how to approach it. Should I come clean that I checked his mail or make some shit up. Or say that it was revealed to me in a dream and see if he backtracks or not
>>33247342Nah all his siblings are long time adults, no nephews or anyone who could ask for that favor
>>33247345I’m literally having a seizure thanks for the condolences
Brings me to another question, do you need a verification of age for that site? ID scan or something?
>>33247350Call me Italy, cause I'll be getting rejected
>>33247311But that’s part of the appeal
>>33247367Damn, me and all my lads who work in critical industry are gonna get milage out of this pic.
>>33247368i'm not jh lmao
>>33247359>>33247362Fine here I guess old stuff is fine
>i.4pcdn dot org/adv/1738377787132132.png
what am i supposed to do if i end up dating a white guy and he is really into raceplay and the social taboo about it but i find it really boring? this isn't happening but i just realized, like, i feel like it would be more awkward to say "that's really boring and weird" than "that's too much for me". has anyone ever been in that situation?
>>33247374Come again?
Jk, night dude
>>33247370>do you need a verification of age for that site? ID scan or something?No idea but I doubt it and prolly easy to spoof
Why, is your husband a minor?
But srsly sorry about this
>>33247370>Should I come clean that I checked his mailThinks so
Women do shoulder veins do anything for you? Why/why not? (pic is not me)
>>33247381Just tell him it doesn't interest/do anything for ya
>>33247379Shoot me first
>>33247381Nah don't worry. IRL even the guys who post here would be scared and nervous if a girl was into it. It's super rare to find a white guy who wants it unless you tell him to do it.
Okay I had an idea. What if I got married to another guy but we're both straight, we just got married as like straight bro friends. Close friends. But not in a homosexual way, in a straight, friends way but we're married and we live together.
>>33247385No I think veins that pop out are weird looking, not attractive at all
>>33247382I want a special lady to lick them though not just any femanon
>>33247385M
Speaking of. I'm light skin black, and i dont have bulging veins on my shoulders, but you can literally see the blue through my skin. I always wondered if white people have that too
>>33247385I only really think of veins on arms, dick, and pelvis leading to dick
Guy in pic is hot though but not because of his veins
>>33247389I suggested this but everyone ignored me. The words of the wise fall deaf on foolish ears.
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>>33245722>had a poster that would start every thread with "first for EE blonde" for years lmaoThat was me nigga
My Switch 2 comes tomorrow. Do you girls like Mario Kart?
>>33247395OKay okay OKAY OKAY I LIKE IT OKay awesome I like it. Here's the problem. I don't have a friend like that to marry.
>>33247397arent the servers already dead
>women: omg how do i get a bf
let a man have a working job and all you have to do is bring him a hot meal and a beer and you'll catch his heart instantly
>women: omg nvm that's too much work it must be because my butt is too flat
why are we at this point as a society? how did this happen?
>>33247392White nigga here yes. My veins do tend to pop but even when they don't you can still see the blue traces under my skin.
>>33247390grim
>>33247394not to sound like a fucking autist but I want to make the case that you should be attracted to shoulder veins too for the same reasons as biceps. shoulder veins are harder to get and indicate he has strong, lean shoulders, he could probably lift you over his head like a ballet dancer
>>33247392I’m not white but know white people and am pale enough to answer, yes
>>33247381Bully him. Viciously. Either he realizes how cringe he is or he busts the biggest nut of his life on the spot.
>>33247392Yeah, everywhere other than my farmers' tanned extremities you can see the blue veins.
It's best on chicks' boobs though.
>>33247398Right here. You sound a little fruity tho.
>>33247392I'm so white you could read a book on the other side of me
>>33245710Black girls are nice. White girls are so mean to us sometimes.
>>33247404well if i felt that strongly about it i think it could work in the bedroom, but i don't. it's cardboard soup.
>>33247406I'm NOT FRUITY. I THERES NOTHING FRUIT Y ABOUT ME
>>33247402>indicate he has strong, lean shoulders, he could probably lift you over his head like a ballet dancerThat's hot too but i doubt the average person will make that connection and then find shoulder veins hot by association
>>33247410Are you intoxicated bro.
Women what do you think of men that jerk off because their sad and lonely?
>>33247393I cannot put it into words, it is something I feel in my soul. It comes to me as natural as breathing or as hunger. Seeing beauty get warped is an experience of its own, like the Venus de Milo being tagged with graffiti.
>>33247413I don’t think of them
>>33247411But you will now, right femanon? haha
>>33247412Only a little bit.
>>33247414this but because chicks are cute when they're embarrassed
Women, thoughts on the following bedroom set up for a moid.
Loft bed.
Japanese futon underneath.
>>33247410Bruh Del Monte ain't as fruity as you. The crunchberries ain't this fruity. Fruit of the loom got nothin.
>>33247414You cribbed my line and tried to use it add some deep meaning to the fucking ahegao face, kys
>>33247413I used to masturbate for hours out of boredom and self loathing. It's normal.
>>33247424Nag
Why would you have a futon underneath your bed
Which do you sleep on
>>33247430Hours?? That is quite impressive babe desu
>>33247431You must have some opinion? I think about lonely femcels sometimes
>>33246976I like mine to be psychological
ironic how "nag" is short for "NOT a girl"
>>33247435This one is Jh, i think
>>33247431The one apathetic to lonely men
>>33247436I don’t care. Strange that you’re jerking off because you’re sad and not because you’re horny though.
>>33247438Technically short for not a guy as well
>>33247438but the men here nag the most
>>33247432Whichever one I feel like. Some days you want to be low to the floor and some days you want to be like a monkey in the tree top, ya know?
>>33247447Always check your zip before you leave the bathroom in the future, anon
>>33247428Yeah I did because you used it for hate, I’m using it for love
>>33247422A fellow man with taste I see
>>33247430This is what literal monkeys do in captivity
>>33247447>I can make her laugh!>And disappear!>For my next trick I'll need a volunteer!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CabhSnOrE_c
>>33247434Eventually you stop feeling it.
But if you cum enough times it starts feeling pretty good again.
Are these girl's lips average-sized?
How big are her boobs? B-cups?
>>33247446>I’m not jhSomehow, also JH moment.
>>33247454meaning "hater who is jewish"
>>33247441You femanons are so weird sometimes. Why even respond to me in the first place then?
>>33247454Jh stands for Just suck my Hairy nuts
Lmaooiokoio
>>33247456Hmmm not sure post a more obscured, blown-out, lower resolution image if you can
>>33247456bro are you fucking retarded or something?
>>33247459They haven't learned the delicate art of just shutting the fuck up
i want a boyfriend i can sleep with as a body pillow but never have sex with
but then moids get mad so i actually just want a male roommate to do the same thing
but moids get mad at that too
>>33247456>Are these girl's lips average-sized?We don't know because she painted a new face over her own.
>>33247463Huh? Answer the questions if they're so obvious.
>>33247465No one gives a FUCK
Post tits or a vocario
>>33247457I’m tired of being accused of being jh
>>33247459You asked a question, I answered.
>>33247465Why don't you want to have sex with him
>>33247458It's "jugs hater". She seethes over boobies.
>>33247465I'm mad at you for posting this incoherent post
>>33247465Maybe you can get a cuddle buddy
>>33247471Stop being a boring bitch and you won't be accused, problem solved :3
>>33247473jh actually love huge tiddies on other women
>>33247478Buy one of those boyfriend pillows
>>33247479Then fuck off and don't reply to begin with you dumb cunt
>>33247471>accusedIs it really so bad?
>>33247478women don't need a sex drive, they're just sex passengers anyway.
>>33247465Would you let him have a sidechick?
>>33247465I need this. But with another man, actually. But it's not gay because we're just two straight men close friends not gay, but maybe we cuddle and sleep together sometimes. But no sex. No butt stuff no sex no whatever, we're just two straight two guys two good guys two cool dudes and we sleep together. You know what we don't even have to be friends, just two straight dudes marreid toeach other sleeping in the same bed.
>>33247477I’m not a boring bitch, you’re a boring bitch
>>33247483No not really
>>33247486Stopped reading after the second sentence
GAYYYYY
>>33247481it has to be a living adult male
pillows dont have warmth or nice smelling pheromones or strong solid bodies they can wrap around me
>>33247485i would rather be alone
>>33247466Sleeping options.
Sometimes it’s nice to lay on the floor of a cave, sometimes it’s nice to sleep in the treetops
>>33247465Being asexual is not even that weird nowadays compared to what other girls are doing
>>33247491Get some sleep hun
Is it based to talk about politics and all the people you hate on the first date
Yeah I got I side piece. Her name is Beretta and she hangs around in my pants all day.
>>33247489ITS NOT GFAY ITS NOTT FUCKING GAY EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU IGNORANT FOOLS CALL IT GAY BUT ITS NOT GAY THERE SIS NOTHING HOMOSEXULA ABOUT MARRYING ARNOTHER MAN AND SLEPEING WITH HIM IN A PLATONIC MANNER GOD YOU FOOL YOIU UTTER FUCKING FOOL FOOL FOOL FOOL
>>33247465This is fine but I WILL have an aggressive boner the whole time
>>33247490>i would rather be aloneWhy? Men can compartmentalize, they would just meet for sex
>>33247480Common misconception. She hates them, but she's horny for them.
This dichotomy is JH.
>>33247490I can be your boyfriend if you want
>>33247497HOw old is she, 92?? AHAHAHAHAH
>>33247496Only if you refer to the waiter (regardless of race) as "nigger" at all times.
Should I date a bald man? Like VERY bald
Girls, I am announcing my candidacy for being your living hug pillow. I hope to receive your vote!
I shaved my pubes and I don't like how it feels. The stubble hurts, it feels like little splinters.
I will stick to trimming next time.
>>33247504Born in '76 baby
>>33247505Oh ): gl with work then snoooze
>>33247492Anything except a normal comfortable bed, like every teenager that desperately want to come off as unique
>>33247509It feels like that for the first week or two. If you keep at it it goes away.
>>33247507No, it's contagious.
>>33247507Yes. Rubbing your pussy on his head can reverse it over time, works 76% better than minoxidil.
>>33247500it'll always get more complicated than that plus i dont want to smell her on him
>>33247503we would almost never have sex would you really be okay with that
>>33247515I don’t wanna reverse it he’s kinda hot also I think he did it on purpose
M or F
I just got here, what was the best post itt?
>>33247511How do they say "good morning" in your country?
>>33247516How often is almost never
>>33247517Sounds good then.
>>33247518M
This one. Check em.
>>33247508I’m re-electing my sister
>>33247519Uhh
Good morning
>>33247520idk maybe once every 1-2 weeks, some weeks might be once every other day though
>>33247518F
Nothing good yet
>>33247527Fine as long as you'll let me crank it
>>33247527That's probably above average, kek. I volunteer too.
>>33247529only in the shower
>>33247530Please spare yourself
>>33247532Oddly specific why
Do men or women get horny more?
>>33247513I get raspberry skin if I shave it too often. And it takes weeks to heal.
>>33247536Men duh we are testosterone blasted freaks
>>33247536Depends on the person man
>>33247536is this even a question? Lmao
>>33247531what are you like
>>33247535well if we had separate rooms i guess you could do it in your room too. i just dont want to see or hear it
>>33247537Shave it weekly. How often do you already.
>>33247541Are you British?
>>33247541I mean if I want to I'll just retreat into the washroom to do my business. I'd like to sleep with you preferably.
odds i listen to sad music
evens i listen to happy music
dubs i listen to generator sounds for the next 2 hours
>image limit
Gayer than AIDS.
>>33247542>How often do you alreadyVery rarely. I very hairy, but I dislike it. Given it causes so much problems, I don't do it often. They were too long already, so I just did it to reset.
Gender
Is it good or bad that we are now regularly hitting image limit in threads?
>>33247545Damn, so close to dubs. Post the link to what you wouldve listened to please
The bug that was on my ceiling is now gone. I’m scared
give me a dubbed anime to watch on my 2nd monitor while i play league please
>>33247552Yep I'm gonna wrap you in my arms and cuddle you all night long. And we will sleep so soundly.
>>33247555The average person swallows 8 spiders every night.
>>33247559It wasn’t a spider
>>33247555When you go to sleep you'll hear his dumbass smacking himself against the walls and ceiling
>>33247556Code geass
Berserk
Nge
Death note
>>33247549M
It's a bit weird
>>33247555It's plotting against you.
>>33247556I'm an adult man, I don't watch anime.
>>33247549M
Does it really matter?
>>33247566I’m gonna be paranoid for weeks
>>33247556https://youtu.be/g7cTaZ6EjYI
>>33247558this is all i want in life
>>33247554sad
https://youtu.be/Y7Qd0mbji0U
happy
https://youtu.be/72sAJpDIeq8
generator
https://youtu.be/-gxrJ6zE3lA
>>33247570Based
Gonna wait for the season 2 dub desu before watching
>>33247549Image limit is good, but the best health indicator for /atoga/ is post count. 2.5k is really good.
>>33247545>sadhttps://youtu.be/Pscasf8A8LY?si=0rXIZtacvscr72eQ
>happyhttps://youtu.be/msIrwRUssGA?si=sUSqsFkBNJNHFCD7
>generatorhttps://youtu.be/wc3bhtRzwOk?si=hCLv6bmdLTTSZuaT
>>33247583https://youtu.be/otUN-OdlpS8
>>33247549F comes and goes
It's been busier than this and also so dead that it seemed over.
>>33247549M.
Will the increased activity up my chances of finding an atoga gf?
>>33247587Yeah, it should.
>>33247587How are you going to find one without giving your contact information?
>new PSG during my birth month
If it releases on my actual birthday I will completely lose my shit all over this thread.
I will make the average thread sperg look like a fart in the wind.
>>33247549F
I wonder what happened to the non faq thread maker
He usually would have made one by now
>>33247590Woah
>>33247591How forward! Are you a woman? Do you like anime?
>>33247595nta
cup and broom
>>33247597No, TALK TO THE WOMEN, NOT ME.
>>33247556gto
assassination classroom
yyh
og dragon ball
sailor moon
inuyasha
mushishi
Do you guys also do the thing where you get kind of comfortable around somebody and start talking without overthinking everything you say, then get a response that could be read as uninterested or annoyed, and you feel like a stomach dropping sinking feeling because you’re really worried you say something weird or were being annoying? Or is that just me?
>>33247601>inuyashaDo I know you?
>>33247598I want him to make it.
Sorry girls, but if you need hair to look attractive then you're ugly. Long hair is a femininity crutch for ugly, masculine women.
>>33247604I have never felt that close to anyone irl.
>>33247604This is why I NEVER completely disengage with someone making a genuine attempt at interaction. I'll make it clear I don't like that, but I won't deny their effort or being.
I never get the same consideration towards me though so I try to say as little as possible and always live by the mantra "they're not your friends", it's the only way
Why are people so weird about age gaps nowadays? On /soc/ I asked a 37 year old to add me. He asked my age, I said I'm 18, he said I'm too young and that talking to me would be weird.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahh
>>33247612>18when the skibidi rizz ahh post ain't it so you send it to ohio on god fr!
>>33247612Try harder, we've been on the age gap meta for a couple weeks now
>>33247615>>33247616I don't mean for a relationship, I mean for being friends
>>33247594Based
Can't wait to jerk off to Scanty
>image limit reachedGoddamn it, but her black uniform and maid outfit look dope
>>33244398Yes. It's also polite to knock before entering.
>>33244398This shit is the worst. I hate the term, but it's literally a humiliation ritual a guy does knowing it just frustrates me.
>>33244425>most men would just lock down a long term partner instead of sleeping aroundSome? Definitely.
Most? What the fuck are you smoking/basing that on?
>>33247323just don't confront him angry, start by apologizing for your behavior but explain you don't want to be a couple where you lie to each other or violate each other's privacy and that you want the both of you to move forward in a mature way and conduct the relationship maturely
>>33245910>Men with office jobs, how often do women flirt with and make passes on you at work?Flirting is nebulous so I'll say rarely. And only once was it close to making a pass, see below.
>Has anyone ever offered to fuck you on the clock or right after?She likely would have eventually.
There was the office slut although she wasn't a cartoon. She was just a bit promiscuous and was involved in casual sexual relationships with a couple guys in the building. I don't gossip but she sat in front of me so I picked things up.
We'd chatted but low key and she was friendly but not particularly interested in me.
The one morning I was leaning back in my chair, staring at the monitor thinking about how to best track down some missing paperwork. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her facing me in an unusual way. I glanced and she was wantonly staring at the bulge in my crotch like she was trying to choose a selection from a vending machine. I kept monitoring her with my peripheral vision and she spent a good 25-30 seconds staring.
The rest of that day she was much more engaged and flirty when chatting, initiating and asking me about myself. Towards the late afternoon I couldn't help but start talking about my wife.
She replied "You really love your wife, don't you?" Wistfully.
She said it wistfully. Like, "Damn, I'm not gonna get any from you, am I?"
After that, she went back out usual friendly interactions.
>>33248331Ironically her friend dressed sluttier. She was an odd mix of professional but sexual. Like, she'd gotten a boob job and wore short skirts and was mostly appropriate but had to be told by management that even if she wore tights, she needed to wear underwear. But she was also extremely good at her job. One of the best and got promoted. I gave her a ride to get gas once when her car was on E and she seemed almost surprised that I was kind and a respectful gentleman when getting her alone in my car.
There was chemistry and if I had been single and tried, I might've been able to make something happen. But she had a kid with her bf who was a useless unemployed Kevin Federline type. The assumption was that he was extraordinary in bed because nobody could otherwise guess why she stayed with him. So I doubt anything would've actually happened. Sexual doesn't equal promiscuous.
>>33248331>the office slutAnd a detail I forgot so nobody thinks I'm throwing the word around. One Friday morning she asked me to check her lower back and had a square foot of rug burn from just below her panties to the square foot above. She was a little embarrassed afterwards but hadn't hesitated to ask me. Clearly, she hadn't had time since getting it to check herself. Coming to work directly from getting a head start on the weekend.
I think I recommended ointments to sooth it.
Oh, another garbage self-fellating textwall
>>33247259Awww, no baby. That's so sweet.
