I have a date with a girl on Saturday, and another with a different girl on Sunday. I am 28, KHHV, and have never been on a date. How fucked am I?
What the fuck am I supposed to do? I suck at small talk. We're getting coffee and ice cream, if that matters. Both seem like the nerdy type.

>>33246589 (OP)
Try your best to make small talk.
If you are lucky, the girls will both be the talkative kind and will help with the conversation.
In case they're not, you might want to prepare by making some notes for things to talk about, because some girls will just sit there and stare at you.
Other girls will talk for 4 hours if you encourage them (nodding, smiling, repeating what they say, etc).

Don't take it too seriously, it's just practice since nobody is Casanova the first time.