Thread 33256748

You know when you're walking down a hallway and you're walking on the right side, but someone is walking approaching opposite direction but on their left side, and when they get close they don't switch to the right side like they're supposed to, even to the point the both of you have to stop, but they get angry at you for making them stop?

How come I have to move out the way when THEY are ones not going on the right side? Why do they force me to move?

don't worry op i would move for you, and i think you should keep moving too

remember, like jackie chan always says, "i doun wan trabbu"

>>33256760
That's nice of you, Nick, but I'm serious here.

>>33256767
me too
do you want to get punched in the face for something so gay as a dominance display with a complete stranger

is that the advice you wanted? shoulder-check people more often?

>even to the point the both of you have to stop, but they get angry at you for making them stop

real ass niggas who really whoop ass (like jackie chan) know it's dangerous to piss off random human beings

>>33256782
I'm not doing a display of dominance, I just want to avoid doing the awkward dance of confusion when one doesn't know where the other is going. Which is prevented by both parties sticking to their designated sides. Which this motherfucker... is not.

I stayed in my lane, they didn't. They they get mad at me cause they had to stop.

>>33256782
I'm not doing a display of dominance, I just want to avoid doing the awkward dance of confusion when one doesn't know where the other is going. Which is prevented by both parties sticking to their designated sides. Which this motherfucker... is not.

I stayed in my lane, they didn't. Then they get mad at me cause they had to stop.

>>33256782
>real ass niggas who really whoop ass (like jackie chan) know it's dangerous to piss off random human beings
If Jackie Chan is so real of an ass, he wouldn't care who he pisses off. Because his ass is real.

>>33256826

>>33256818
ok damn my bad gettum batman let them know that don't fly in gotham

>>33256849
So um... I take it you're a fan of this Jackie Chan person, eh?

>>33256869
yeah when your dad and i were your age, before rick and morty, back when n*gger worship was just beginning, there was this little funny chinaman named jackie chan, and when you saw him and that little pickaninny chris tucker up on the big screen you just knew the boys were in for quite the funny little jaunt and rumble

>>33256885
Well, first of all, my dad is long dead. And second of all, I was 12 when the first Rush Hour hit theaters.

>>33256899
i won't read direct, to the point retorts

>>33256906
Your I won't read guy impression is a bit rusty

>>33256748 (OP)
Bidet

>>33257904
Are those any good? I would love to wash my ass with those.

>>33258367
Oh they're very good, your ass will be fresh as mother fucker.

>>33257904
Tedib