>>33261715I was just reading this very wholesome shego/kim porn comic but it wasn't futa
>>33261729you got a link bro?
My gf hasn't said "I love you" to me in almost 3 months without me saying it first
Women can't be real. Such horrible creatures couldn't possibly exist in real life.
>>33261736Mine never did unprovoked. She dumped me and it was clear she never gave a fuck about me.
Moids
How would you feel waking up to cottagecore breakfasts every morning?
>>33261744nam but that just looks like a normal breakfast, why does everything have to be a "core"
>>33261744Extremely thankful, I suppose, though I much prefer something saltier and smaller portions for breakfast though.
>>33261744I'd marry her.
I've never had anyone ever make me breakfast before.
>>33261739How long were you two together?
>>33261744Great, but not half as good as I'd feel waking up to a cottagecore woman every morning
>>33261723 (OP)so lately I've been teaching a language to a girl by zoom (for pay, she thinks I do this as a job, in reality I'm good at it and a mutual friend gave her my number) and then one day she got stuck in something and asked me to go to her house
we had a nice time, time flew by, she was very welcoming and kind, etc
by some questions she made and stuff I thought she might be attracted to the idea of me so she wanted to see me in person because the part she was stuck in we did quite fast in person. Or maybe I was born to teach in a classroom I don't know
anyways I'm just a regular looking dude and she's a cutie and 11 years younger than me (mid 20s), but the sort of flirting hasn't stopped even after meeting me in person, sometimes we just end up talking about our lives after the time of the class has ended.
and yet she hasn't mentioned us meeting again
do you girls think there might be something else going on or not
If it was me 10 years ago I would be crushing on her so hard but after my last breakup I'm just hoping something might arise and may make me finally feel something, these past couple of years I've been a manwhore with 0 romantic emotions for anyone.
>>33261744I would marry you
>>33261751damn you weren't kidding lol
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>>33261748That's not what it would look like, as I make the best french toast on earth. I try to make comfy breakfasts for what I can only assume is a past life where I was a stay at home mother in a cabin in the woods.
>>33261744I can't even imagine this. It doesn't seem like a possible reality.
>>33261744lactose intolerant here
I'd appreciate the gesture but would gift the breakfast to my coworker or something
the fruits I'd eat.
>>33261744Sounds tasty but unhealthy as a long-term plan. But as long as I can make at least some of the dinners, fine with me.
And as long as they are something I would eat dietarily, obviously.
>>33261748zoomers are dumb and dont bother to learn what the words they use even mean
>>33261761I can use lactase-free milk to make the brioche and whipped cream. That's the only thing with milk in it.
For F
What hobby do you find the most attractive in a man? What's the most unattractive (excluding video games. Too obvious)?
>>33261767video games aren't an unattractive hobby, that "study" was an entirely fake graphic made for a comedy tiktok about bird watching
What scenario should I use in an ai rpg generator for jerking off?
>>33261765I'd kiss your hands while I think of a joke or something to not make it too corny
anyways some help with this?
>>33261756
>>33261767posting "i hate women" on 4chan
>>33261767Probably hobbies where he works with his hands. I don't consider any hobbies unattractive, so long as he is passionate about them. Maybe doomscrolling social media, if that counts as a hobby.
>>33261771Try to convince your sister to have sex with you simulator
>>33261771Prince saves a humble maiden from a dungeon and they marry and make love
>>33261772>anyways some help with this?I would suggest matching her energy. Younger women don't do too well with being blunty asked questions like that, but then she could misconstrue your lack of engagement as disinterest.
>>33261779>doomscrolling social mediaThis is not a hobby. This is the king not a hobby of all not hobbies.
>>33261771Coming back to your village after being away a long time at war to find that many of the female villagers have a new perspective of the returning soldier after so long away.
M or f
Would you fall for it?
I have not had sex in one whole year. Should I get back in the game or just become an incel again
men, would you rather women not have the right to work and vote?
>>33261781Not into sister stuff
>>33261784Too long
>>33261790Idk what this even is
>>33261791No. magic can never be real, because that would be cool, and nothing cool can exist. besides that guy is probably a paid actor too
>>33261791M
I'm the kind of autist that actually read a book that debunks hypnosis
>>33261793Wow, a whole year?
How is that even possible?
>>33261775Why would you find that attractive?
atogamoids won't post their cocks bc they're scared of other men looking at them and then wonder why femanons won't post their tits
>>33261798Pov: you are the tentacle monster
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33261797I dont think anyone should vote, if voting is necessary only men who own land and have material stake in the nation. Women have proved to be too easily manipulated, and also they have only been able to vote for 100 years. It makes sense why they are fucking terrible at discerning what is important and what isnt.
>>33261803I don't care if a foid posts her tits. I want a gf who only shows her tits to me.
whenever male anons here post images of pornstars i get really sad that im not as pretty as them
>>33261801I was too sad after my breakup and not over my ex. Now that Im over her, I have lost all my confidence again and doubt myself. Also the only place I go to with girls are bars and I dont think places where I have to yell for people to hear me is a great way to demonstrate myself
>>33261809>pornstars>prettyNo.
But we have already went over how you have a nice body. You're mentally ill.
>>33261791I don't get tit.
>>33261798Okay how about mermaid pleasures sailor man with her boobs and fish pussy
>>33261809A lot of porn stars aren't even that pretty. They're popular because they do vulgar acts and they're easy inserts for goon fantasies. And most guys could never imagine themselves dating someone from that industry.
>>33261809simply lose weight. its really that simple.
>>33261809go post more nudes
>>33261803Youre right
Male anons, I showed you my boobs, i want to see your penises
>>33261809I'm prettier than most but it is a bit disheartening that pornstars are their measuring stick. I'm not a very sexual person.
>>33261814The magician used the first chair to make someone look invisible, then he used it on a real guy to make the guy think he was actually invisible, and had the audience also pretend he was invisible
>>33261819>I showed you my boobDid I miss this? Fuck
>>33261767men really talk about things in terms of being attractive, which is kind of silly to me. so little of what you guys do to be 'attractive' is like, hot, or not hot, it's just stuff that exists. i like hobbies that take a lot of explaining because i like listening to men explain things. that's not hot or not hot, it's just sort of pleasant? and games aren't bad either. i don't enjoy things that are all about turning off your brain or about being 'right' or 'better' than other people. i like being healthy myself, but if someone's hobby and lifestyle was all about being fit and eating clean and also (the yucky part) dunking on people who are pretty normal, i would be unhappy about that. arguing with people about politics on social media would probably annoy me actively and i do not consider it a hobby. anything we can do together while holding hands is great.
>>33261820>I'm not a very sexual person.this is probably the worst quality for a woman to have unironically.
Women, how would you react if your husband wanted you to stay home on election day and not vote?
>>33261809pornstars are uglier than your average chick youd see on the street IMO and i live in fukken rural alabama
>>33261819ngl if I found out my fiancee posted boobs online for a bunch of incels I'd probably call off the wedding
Women thoughts on 3-in-1 shampoo-conditioner-bodywash
>>33261832What woman would want to marry you in the first place?
>>33261817NTA, but what if I want a man with a BBW fetish :(
>>33261826It's not like I have no sex drive. I'm just very vanilla.
>>33261809You really shouldn't compare yourself to whose entire value is sex
>>33261836oh so you just have a more normal, healthy view of sex
>>33261797I support them working if they want to wholeheartedly. Optimistically, I want to believe women can be conservative enough to maintain a society. For the record, nearly everything feminists say, I agree with, even the most misandrist. Contradictory? Actually, no, I just recognize what it takes to survive in a world with men, and with evil, dogmatic societies elsewhere in the world.
>>33261835How big are we talking?
>>33261834One that posts boob pics for (You)s apparently
>>33261819Mine is too small to show
>>33261797it doesnt matter either way but if i had the ability i would still give them the rights to work and vote. i mean theyre citizens of the united states they deserve it imo.
>>33261809Aren't you some giga stacy that right swiped a guy in front of you on tinder yesterday?
>>33261819>showed you my boobsWe're gonna need a sauce on this
>>33261835you want a man who only likes you for displaying a caricature of fecundity made possible by a civilizationally unique intersection of high technology, demoralization and culture of reckless consumption?
Men have the option of posting hands and eyes for femanon (you)s yet don't do it and instead choose to keep complaining that women don't look at them...
>>33261852She has the kind of mental illness that makes her hate herself but also only be attracted to top 1% guys
>>33261845Idk exact weight. On the bigger side, but I'm tall and have good fat distribution so I have actual curves instead of just being a shapeless blob.
>>33261855someone post the soc thread for this guy
>>33261797No lol, everyone should be able to work and vote
>>33261801Nta but make it almost 3 decades...
>>33261857some dudes just posted eyes last thread
i would post hands but idk how to not make them look bad in pictures
>>33261857Once again, only want a gf. I wouls show her whatever she wanted.
>>33261852>Aren't you some giga stacyNo
>right swiped a guy in front of you on tinder yesterday?Yeah, instant match. hasnt responded though
>>33261857I'm not posting my iris scan or hand vein pattern for your database glowie go suck a dick
>>33261856Better than a man who likes a woman for starving herself and will lose all attraction to her after she has their baby.
>>33261860are you the 5'10" 160? your not fat at all bitch you have body dysmorphia
>>33261857I posted eyes earlier today and hand the other day...
>>33261860That sounds good. I'm more worried about health issues. You should be fine.
>>33261871yep that is definitley boob
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>>33261868Anon that is not me
>>33261857I have a skinny hand
Femanons won't like it
>>33261867I think there is literally not a single difference as they are both predicated on fulfilling a narcissistic projection
>>33261868No. I'm about 5'9 and while idk my exact weight, it's a hell of a lot more than 160. I wear my weight well but I am still without a doubt fat.
>>33261819Sure, here ya go. Random one from the archives.
https://archived.moe/soc/thread/33179924/#33192787
>>33261873Aren't you the jewish girl?
>>33261871Damn she wasn't messing around lol, nice #content
>>33261880circumcized dicks always make me want to chew on them
>>33261881yes
but im only half jewish, yet you all cling onto it
>>33261871>Figure>That hair a few images aboveLooks like someone I know. She would browse this website too, especially as of late lol.
to other guys
should you continue trying to start a relationship with a girl whom you don't find attractive physically (just their face)?
I like her personality, share the same lifestyle, interested in the same things as her, same sense of humor, etc but we shared pics of each other after 2 weeks and I find her face ugly, no other way to say it. All the features seem wrong. she's not deformed or anything, but if I compare to every other girl I've ever known she is the ugliest of all of them. Feels like such a shallow thing to take issue with, but it's really been bothering me
Thoughts on 5'6 guy with top "face card"? Asking for a friend
>>33261885>cling onto itIt's just easier to recognize you by that label. Does it bother you?
>>33261744I would bust my ass for that woman
>>33261887me? Do you know me? Where?
>>33261888No.
If you aren't attracted to her, don't force it.
>>33261885I want to pump Aryan babies into you
>>33261809The average woman I see on the street is more attractive than porn stars. Internet porn gives me the impression that women are less attractive than they actually are.
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>>33261890I dont care that much its just weird
i never even had a bat mitzvah
Fellas, would you mind if a woman asked you out while you were at work? What’s the best way to do that? Bonus points if you’re in a service industry. Trying to fuck this extremely attractive waiter while on vacation.
>>33261873>>33261896you're an embarrassment of a poster, neurotic and self-pitying
>>33261892Probably not. Not enough to see to say I know you for sure and the chances are too low. But it's funny to think about. You just remind me of someone I know irl. Can I ask you for the first or second letter of your first name?
Can dicks get stuck if they're narrower at the base
the reason why pornstars look ugly is because the majority of them are covered in tattoos now and are not white
>>33261899but she posts boob
>>33261884Is... is that a good thing?
>>33261903the reason why pornstars look ugly is because they've degraded themselves into a visual commodity.
>>33261900if you know me IRL would you mind saying the physical location?
>>33261888>continue trying to start a relationship with a girl whom you don't find attractive physically No...
>>33261885Patrilineally or matrilineally?
>>33261896It's just recognizable.
>>33261897I wouldn't mind it. But I'd get extremely nervous and take a while to process it.
>casual sexEw
After my ex broke up with me I found a bunch of her nudes on 4chan archive posted by her psychotic ex. I told her and helped her removed them. I kind of regret helping her because she monkey branched me and basically I was feeling so shitty I didnt have the power to realize what had happened.
>>33261905i mean probably not for you man
>>33261896>never even had a bat mitzvahAlways knew you were a vampire
>>33261897When I waited tables years ago a girl left me her number on a serviette with "call me ;P" written on, you could try something like that
>>33261888I would personally, but then I'm looking for an absurdly specific set of traits and don't really care if I find the person to be all that attractive as long as I find her attractive enough to have sex with.
>>33261916It's a risk I'm willing to take.
>>33261899For some odd reason, I don't like her.
From her description, she's cute and she seems nice and kind.
But there's something about her that just annoys me.
>>33261911>>casual sex>EwWomen being into casual sex is a turnoff agreed. I honestly dont understand it
>>33261910Paternal lol
>>33261911Why cant you just say where? Im not going to reveal personal info unless im certain
>>33261907East side of the USA? But again, I doubt it's true.
>>33261915Sorry about the breakup dude, but you did the right thing helping her out
>>33261924more specific, what state?
>>33261922But men can be into casual sex? Who are they having sex with?
>>33261923>Why cant you just say where?Say where what? Wym?
All we know is that you are half jewish and that you post cats. Only 1 of those is unique enough to recognizable. What is wrong with that?
>>33261927I'm going to get doxxed aren't I
>>33261923Wait do you have an older brother/half-brother who moved to or is planning to move to asia
>>33261915>posted by her psychotic exanon, lol
>>33261797Yes, although I believe many, many people should not vote.
>>33261929Yea thats gross too but I am not attracted to them or have any kind of standards for them so I dont care or have expectations for the behavior of men.
>>33261933>>posted by her psychotic ex>anon, lolyes, crazy to think she had dated more than one man. really crazy...
>>33261939Oh thank fucking god. I got really scared that I knew who you were for a second.
>>33261744I would rather have more fruits and less gluten carbs
>>33261937I think it’s unattractive when men are slaves to purity culture and think of women like commodities instead of people.
>>33261797There isn't any scientific evidence to suggest that women are in any way less intellectually capable than men. So I don't see any reason as to why they shouldn't be allowed to exercise their freedom in those aspects.
>>33261941no, crazy to think you fell for her saying it was her ex and not her
>>33261744I don't like eating breakfast or lunch, I usually eat an early dinner at 4 and another at 7
>>33261921its an obnoxious tranny, ofc its annoying
Women would you rather date a man with 2 micropenis or 1 penis too wide to enter any of your holes?
>>33261948Considering that part of my post was about how I needed to help her delete them because the UI of 4chan melted her brain, her post facto meltdown over this information I delivered, that her name was doxed next to her photos, and they were included in a series of pictures of other girls linked and cited as being from one anon (her ex), I am pretty confident it was not her doing.
>>33261921you probably hate her because of her coyness
Women would you rather date a man that hate women or that hate your entire ethnicity?
Who I thought was the love of my life broke up with me and the reasons she gave triggered an identity crisis in me.
I see no way out. I feel awful all the time. I loved her.
>>33261920you would let a girl softly teeth on you? i was under the impression that was a "never in a million years" thing for guys
>>33261946I dont care about purity but women who have casual sex give me a visceral ick. It is perhaps not logical but just something I cannot help. Its pretty gross and it seems like a lot of men agree. But go off on all the retarded icks you have for men :)
>>33261962why would I date someone that hates me? you dumb?
>>33261960Not really. I don't want to say I hate her because I don't have any reason for it.
It's whatever I guess
>>33261964NTA but I would if it was soft and she wasn't actually chewing my dick up like a cannibal
>>33261797Man, that's not an easy one.
I respect women's intelligence and right to be equal to us, but it's obvious this whole bullshit situation called "gender" worked better when both genders were valuable. We had a useful exclusive role, which was to work, and it would be nice if we could get the benefits of that without actually banning women from working. So kinda. I guess I want that world where men were valuable and important, but with women having equal rights. I still don't know if there's any way to achieve that.
As for voting, I have honestly never cared. Normies will always outnumber me 10,000,000 to 1 so you may as well not give me the right to vote either. Doesn't matter to me.
>>33261964Dicks are surprisingly resilient. I can smack it around and feel basically no pain. As long as she isn't doing it hard enough to leave a mark, it might not be that bad.
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night night anonies
>>33261947>There isn't any scientific evidence to suggest that women are in any way less intellectually capable than men.So you have literally not looked into this topic and all and also feel extremely confident asserting this
>>33261889Sounds like my ex sort of.
>>33261972Good night smart cat.
>>33261973There aren't any.
>inb4 there are differences at the extremesIrrelevant to this topic.
>differences in personality On average, males and females are the same.
You are just retarded.
>>33261972I'm gonna take a nap
Night night, enjoy your coding babe
>>33261958Too wide. I know you said it can't enter my holes, but I would take that as a challenge. Working on stretching out my pussy sounds more fun than pretending I can feel a micropenis.
>>33261962I'd rather the man that hates women. I have a misogyny kink but not a racism kink.
>>33261971>>33261969i just want to sort of push it between my molars and sproink it a little i think. maybe it would be less uncomfy in a condom idk.
>>33261964Nta
As long as the intent isn't to hurt me.
And she listens when I tell her to not do something.
I would let my gf do literally whatever she wanted with my cock. It would be fun.
>>33261977Nevermind. Good night anon.
>>33261985Yeah pretty much this.
Can women just at least admit they have easier lives than men? I don't expect you to change your privileged lives, just admit you have it easier than us. Periods don't count.
>>33261984Tried digging my nails into it as a test, and it's pretty bearable. Obviously not gonna feel good, but I'd give it a shot for my partner's joy.
>>33261990Why do you care so much?
>>33261992Because it's the first step in fixing the horrible dating world.
I am so behind in life. I'm scared I will never be enough for anybody.
>>33261995You're already enough anon
Life isn't a reace
>>33261990Strong disagree m8
>>33261990why would you ever believe you know what womanhood is like? in a hundred years of manhood, why would you EVER know?
>>33261990oh no anon, your victim complex is showing
>>33261884>tfw likes having his dick softly teethed but is cut
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>>33261995Should we just assume you're male? If so, welcome to Hell. We've been expecting you.
>>33261991i would make it feel better after :)
>>33261999nice triples, but you misread, dummy. i think i specifically included you right?
>>33262000Once women admit they have easier lives than men, we can then have women start to acknowledge the problems many men have. Once that happens, we can start working towards fixing those problems.
>>33261990>easier liveswhat's easy for them?
>>33262003>you misread, dummyOh shit, we are SO back. You did specifically include my genre.
>>33261990Lol. Forget getting them to admit anything like that, they don't even feel this is enough payback for patriarchy yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398
>Some folks are born, Star-spangled eyes>OOOooh they send you off to war!>And when you ask em, how much should we give?!!>Lord, they only answer more, more, more!
>>33262003>i would make it feel better after :)I was already sold, you can't just keep sweetening the deal! I'm gonna get a cavity!
>>33262006>>33261997They have an easier time getting entry level jobs in IT, HR and consultancy roles due to diversity quotas.
They have a much, much easier time in the dating market.
Those are already two of the most important things in any given first world society.
>>33261996You're not a woman so your opinion is useless here.
https://youtu.be/eqLoe3GPjmc
>>33262002I am indeed.
I don't really care about not experiencing the same things.
I just worry that I will miss out on so many things that I actually want. When I think abojt how old I actually am, vs how I feel, I get distressed.
>>33262005Why is it that women are required to fix male problems? Do you think they are the cause?
>>33261979>Irrelevant to this topic.Okay, I guess you admit there is scientific evidence that men are smarter than women but you dont personally count it for this situation.
>>differences in personality>On average, males and females are the same.Okay so I guess the scientific evidence that shows the difference in preference between focus on objectivity on social consensus doesnt count when it comes to voting (lol) and difference in prioritizing competition to improve performance over supportive environments isnt related to voting either (lmao)
>>33262012>easier time getting entry level jobs in IT, HR and consultancy rolesthose are worthless, adult day-care jobs
>>33262012>easier time in the dating marketyou mean they're easy pray for douchebags
almost every girl I know has been taken advantage of
one of my close friends actually got knocked out by her ex
>>33262012>Those are already two of the most important things in any given first world society.delusional
you think getting pump and dumped by randos and getting a dead-end adult day care job whose sole purpose is to make you not have children is "the most important thing for a first world society" ???
LOL
>>33262017>Do you think they are the cause?...yes? Obviously.
And women need to help fix these problems because otherwise society will collapse.
>>33261797I would rather votes be counted by family
meaning you need children and a marriage (divorce doesn't count)
>>33262015Same. There's a lot of competing and making up to do, and very little time left. Some days I feel good about my progress, other days I feel like I'm ready to see another planet than this one, ready to leave these people's rat race behind. I'm actually not doing that badly myself on the material side of the catch-up game, how about you?
My attitude and morale are the part that are the problem lately.
>>33262020>those are worthless, adult day-care jobs...that pay 6 figure salaries in most companies. Your rebuttal is embarrassing. Try again next time.
>>33262020>you think getting pump and dumped by randosWhy are women choosing douchebags that will pump and dump them instead of guys who would treat them well? Sounds like women are causing a lot of their own problems.
>>33262012life is not numbers.
>>33262023>Sorry Bitch we can't divorce right now because its an election year and we both hate X candidate too much throw our vote awaylol
>>33262022You are imagining women care about society, men, or anything other than themselves. Which is a good joke.
Ironically libertarianism, egoism, and nihilism were considered male philosophies in the past, but women are better Nietszcheans, Rothbardians, and Stirner-ists (is that a word?) than men ever were. Try to get a woman to care about society or the birthrates and you will die looking like a fool.
>>33262025>...that pay 6 figure salariesno they don't LOL
>>33262025>Why are women choosing douchebags that will pump and dump thembecause they're fucking retarded?
the actual opposite of "privileged"
How do I find men who are empathetic towards fish and insects
>>33262031>no they don't LOLI live in Sydney and yes they absolutely do.
>>33262033I'm not empathetic but I am empathic towards them.
>>33262033Autism
Marine Biologist or Entomologist
Me
Take your pick.
https://youtu.be/Tbj4bqLy40c
>>33262033Biology department and look for the ones specializing in tiny species?
On the plus side they discover 7 new species a day and they will name some after you
>>33262034nta
Isn't $20 in Kangaroo Kash like $7 USD
>>33262018>I guess you admit there is scientific evidence that men are smarter than women but you dont personally count it for this situation.The differences aren't relevant, as the VAST majority of people fall within the average, the differences in the extremes aren't significant enough to have any impact in generalized issues such as voting.
If we went by your logic, men also display higher numbers in the lower end of the extreme, thereby making it possible to affirm that men are dumber than women. Ofc, this is nonsensical.
>Okay so I guess the scientific evidence that shows the difference in preference between focus on objectivity on social consensus doesnt count when it comes to voting (lol) and difference in prioritizing competition to improve performance over supportive environments isnt related to voting either (lmao)Once agakn, you don't understand averages at all.
That difference in preference is mostly linked to personality traits. Most political tendencies, on the vast majority of people, are also linked to their personalities. Self-asserted preference for objectivity is a useless measure because that preference is not objective, as it's determined mostly by temperament.
Furthermore, politics are about the broader interests of the people. Excluding half of the same people you want to govern over from the decision of who governs them on the basis of their preference not being what you want is antithetical to the very principles of representative democracy.
Once again, Competition and cooperation are strongly related to personality traits. Thus, it's impossible to affirm that one is better than the other, for they are both equally necessary and relevant in their own circumstances. There are many studies on the strengths of cooperation over competition in many fields. It's isn't an argument to affirm that one is always better than the other.
If I was like you, I would accuse you of arguing like a woman lmao.
You really are retarded.
>>33262034>they absolutely dothey absolutely do not
https://youtu.be/7md_gd3HuMQ
>>33262022>I am not gonna ask you to change>you are the cause of my misery, you must change. You are a fucking worm. The fact that people don't like you is only your fault.
What makes a good relationship?
I see boomer couples who want to murder each other. I see women with men for money. Yet some girls i seem to have everything in common with just arent "feeling" it.
>At a party with my "lesbian" bestfriend
>we're talking listening to music waiting for our food and drinking
>we're pretty close so I can hear her speak
>she puts the back of her hand onto my dick and leaves it there
>when we get into the pool the first thing she does is shoves her hand down
>it happens to be where my crotch is and pushes my dick and balls down/ flat cause they're kinda floating.
Idk if she thinks I don't notice or wants me to notice lol
>>33262033We're evolutionarily designed to kill spiders for our wives.
Best chance is a vegan.
>>33262046She's just being helpful, making sure men also know the experience of being sexually harassed. It's fun.
>>33262046If she does that "accidentally" puts the back of her hand on your dick thing again you have to full send by grabbing her hand and turning it around so she is fully cupping your shmeat and potatoes with her palm
>>33262046She's not a "lesbian"
>>33262050>>33262033You reminded me I used to talk to the spider in the bathroom while taking a shit. I honestly looked forward to it. My sister made me kill it so I got a cup and tossed it outside the house. God I need to die.
>>33262053That's a good idea lol
>>33262054Yeah I know, she exclusively dates women but does sometimes have fun with guys but it'll be something like a HJ not sex.
>>33262045Trust, respect, freedom, safety, shared values, mutual care, shared sex drive, physical attraction, willingness to resolve conflict together, a little X factor
>>33262045Effort on both sides. Willingness to give.
Because my gf has recently been less affectionate, should I pull back a bit as well? I'm thinking of not sending her a goodnight text which I've done every night for the last 5 years (she sends me a good morning one as well). Thoughts?
>>33262070Just bee youareself
>>33262045It's unknown. I'm not joking. One of the first things they taught me in both machine learning and sex psychology classes is.... everyone has tried to make AI models that predict or analyze the likelihood of a relationship working. Guess what, noone has succeeded. Every genius in the world has tried and failed to make a model that predicts based on measured factors. White box, black box, doesn't matter, there is no answer. Biology doesn't give up her tricks that easily.
>>33262070Just talk to her like an adult bloody hell
>>33262070No, you should talk to her about how it makes you feel.
>>33262070lick her armpits
>>33262070Yeah what the other anon said, lick her armpits
>>33262070Fuck it, lick her butthole
>>33262070let her softly nibble on your dick
>>33262083Lick this anon's butthole
>>33262085That would be cheating.
>>33262087True. Hers will have to be enough.
Women do not deserve nice things.
Would women choose Duty or Freedom?
anons I want a boyfriend :( how get boyfren
>>33262092there's ten trillion guys to pick from online and in person, have at it
>>33262092best way is to meet single men, good quality
got a supply of that?
>>33262095I don't. I just graduated from college and am back home. I feel so lame.atp genuinely not sure where to meet single, "good quality" men. Maybe I should get back into bouldering
>>33262092Ask guys for their Instagram, filter out the ones who have a gf or are just trying to smash, then go on dates in public and filter the ones you didn't like or made you uncomfortable
>>33262040>Furthermore, politics are about the broader interests of the people. Excluding half of the same people you want to govern over from the decision of who governs them on the basis of their preference not being what you want is antithetical to the very principles of representative democracy.>Yes women deserve to vote because they deserve to vote >yes men are smarter than women but [insert chimping about billions of people who I never said should vote to begin with]>Politics are about the broader interests of people who [demonstrate repeatedly that they would prefer to dissolve the political unit but its okay because representative democracy is conceptually prior to nation formation]>[cooperation and reallocating resources to alien and subversive elements of the political entity are the same thing]
https://youtu.be/es9f56Y1hjk
>>33262099What are you planning next? If you're working in a white collar field or going to grad school you will have opportunities to meet guys in your industry and whatever location you're going to.
>>33262043>you are the cause of my misery, you must change.Eventually. Learn to read properly.
>>33262090nobody does dumbfuck
>>33262090freedom ofc, why would anyone chose duty without elaboration on what duty means
>>33262101My god, you are beyond stupid.
And no. Men are not smarter than women, their averages are the same.
https://youtu.be/FNMF2cYszOs
>>33262057She's not lesbian. Don't get her stds
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>>33262116I wish you were still banned
>>33262104I'm a computer science grad, so I'd like to go into work straight away but I don't think I'll find anything soon. So i am thinking a CS masters... then I can go meet more guys in school I guess. ugh
>>33262121NTA but don't be like me and not meet anyone in ungrad and grad school. I'm turbofucked now that I've graduated.
>>33262122I actually dated my ex for three years in undergrad. We met two days in and I dated him till the last semester of college. We were supposed to marry... and then we just kinda realized we were wanting to be different people so we broke it off mutually. Now it's like... fuck
>>33262092when a guy that you like looks at you, look at him back
if you can smile it's a big w
this should get you a date
maybe
>>33262099>where to meet single, "good quality" mentrekking trail
bonus points for aqua trekking, it filters fatties
To women
What do you think of men who describe themselves as dark empaths?
>>33262130tf is a dark empath
>>33262110There are more smarter (and dumber) men than women.
>>33262125yeah, but it was for the better. I'm glad I don't have to marry him weirdly. I don't regret a single moment with him but we both need to go do different things lol
>>33262126i've been told I have a good smile. maybe I will use to my advantage
>>33262129Not a bad idea, I was thinking the local bouldering gym (old hobbh of mine). Thing is I get so scared to approach men, what do I even say? No way I can go up and just be like hey youer cute heres my number.
>>33262130hyperniche internet term? ew. i prefer my men not terminally online
>>33262131Someone who's very empathetic and easily understands others, but has sadistic and manipulative traits so they use their high EQ for evil
>>33262133>what do I even say?see
>>33262126that's the universal "I'm available" signal
>>33262133I get that. Better to end things on mutual terms than have serious regrets
>>33262133>No way I can go up and just be like hey youer cute heres my number.Or maybe compliment them on their technique etc. They'll pick up on it.
>>33262130>dark empathMY LIFE FOR AIUR?
>>33262134This let's the psychology nerd in me cringe
>>33262130pretty cringe, just another way to get easy ego strokes
i‘d much rather he uses his assumed powers on me without me noticing
but can he pull that off? or will I be the one manipulating him in the end? stay tuned and find out in the next episode
>>33262135thats fair! I'm a bit shy but maybe I can try. I don't go after guys because of their looks though, I care more about who they are. 75% personality match, 25% looks. So it's hard to know if I even wanna go on a date with a stranger :(
>>33262138This is usually my go-to. If I go to a gym, I'll talk to some people and be all "oh its my first time here woooow how long have you been coming oh wow you're so good can you show me around"
This is literally my first time in my adult (18+) life that I have been properly single. I fucking hate this
https://youtu.be/5xk-CUTwg1Q
Ladies: what does it mean when a woman you work with giggles at what I say and maintains eye contact during conversation? One of my buddies says she's into me, but I don't believe it to be the case
>>33262146eye contact and giggling is our #1 flirting method. But give us more, does she initiate converasions? Hang around you? Talk about her boyfriend OR being single? Ask you to come out with her? How much does she talk about her life?
>>33262143Because what you are describing is simply a narcicisstic psychopath but.you try to make it sound cool and edgy (that's exactly what a narcissist would do)
>>33262146how would we know idiot
maybe she is high, maybe she wants to divorce rape you, maybe she wants to make your boss jealous, maybe she wants an ego boost because her bf is ignoring her
could literally be anything
Women exist to get fucked
>>33262150yet you are unable to fuck even one
curious
>>33262152More than you cuck
>>33262150But I'm still a virgin :(
>>33262155I can fix that.
>>33262153highly doubt that, given you have never seem a vagina irl
>>33262154I always know when it's a woman posting because they have a way of making their posts cute and they always use cute pictures as OP and it makes me go aaaaaaww often.
You're probably fine and won't stay single for long
>>33262159Stop projecting
>>33262162wow you are so edgy and cool, not like all those NPCs
>>33262157Please do, I'm desperate at this point.
>>33262133>Not a bad idea, I was thinking the local bouldering gym (old hobbh of mine). Thing is I get so scared to approach men, what do I even say?You could always go back and ask guys if they have tried a problem, and if they have you can ask them to show you.
And if not you can ask them what they think they'd do.
Then you can ask them if they're working on anything rn, and just keep talking, then you can ask to exchange socials.
You'd be able to have a climbing date.
>>33262166OK but tell me your BMI first.
In other words how fat are u?
>>33262144>I don't go after guys because of their looks though, I care more about who they are. 75% personality match, 25% looksa dude's looks will say a lot about what who they are as a person
Men,
Would you join forces with a girl that thinks love is a pysops and wants to destroy what exploits the human desire for belonging and feeling seen? Not for a romantic relationship but as an act of revenge?
https://youtu.be/4g5Jw7WWsrA
https://youtu.be/wK9Vj1m0Da8
If I can't get a man to fuck and marry me by age 30 should I just go to a sperm bank and become a virgin single mother?
>>33262174>picliterally me
>>33262150....why is this hot and not angering..
>>33262176yeah, I can‘t wait for the dystopian future where there is a ton of virgin women with kids
christians will turn in their grave, how hilarious
>>33262176sperm banks should be illegal
dudes who donate their sperm should all be killed
I get people who don't want to contribute to society, but actively and passively making it worse is criminal
>>33262177nice dubs
also cute
>>33262166Pls don't be, that is a dangerous mindset to have as a woman.
It will happen when it happens, and it's not going to change you, everything will be the same.
>>33262178because you want someone to put you in your place
>>33262173No because bitter hags usually become feminists who would say things like that and I don't like them.
>>33262178Nta
Case in point
>>33262176No, my mom marked at 34 and had me at 37.
>>33262147Not really, no. Not to mention the fact that she's seeing a guy AND has a crush on another coworker, both reasons why I don't believe she thinks a thing about me
>>33262180They're my only hope to have children tho :(
>>33262190No they aren't, every one if your ancestors reproduced the old fashioned way, so can you.
>>33262190You shouldn't be a single mom if you don't have a well job and or are rich(mentally and emotionally sound/stable)
>>33262183No its not that- a huge part of our existence IS to procreate, both genders, but when you put it like that it feels desirable, valuable and sexy..
>>33262185How do you mean?
>>33262134>EQDoesn't exist
https://youtu.be/ZjGT074oQow
>>33262192I'm 26 and literally never had a bf it's not looking good for me. The existence of sperm banks and adoption are the only things keeping me from offing myself rn.
>>33262194I'll get a job before doing so, but I have an inheritance that will provide a comfortable safety net.
https://youtu.be/FQfUtr19iC0
>>33262195>valuable yeah, because it makes you feel like you do have value, even if it‘s just to be used as a fuck toy and breeding machine, still more than feeling like you don‘t matter at all
thats what I mean when I say put you in your place
>>3326219930 is also my cut off point
>>33262174>>33262200Why are you posting this bullshit?
>>33262205lemme post my bullshit at 4 in the morning pls.
>>33262190>to have children"having children" is the act of a couple bringing and raising offspring
you can't "have children" on your own
what you're suggesting is forcing a lab grown human out of your pussy that will invariably become someone that we a a society have to either kill or ostracize in the future
>>33262206nta but fuck off spammer
>>33262201Do you feel like you don't matter at all anon?
Anons do you think itd be interesting to live in 1950s or 60s America?
I think objectively i dont want to live in such a disgusting sexist and racist era but also sometimes i think about the general economic circumstances or social atmosphere and feel a little jealous that we live in a less personal, mutually trusting, and more money hungry era incredibly detached from horrors of war disease and genuine poverty. It feels like very very few americans, including me, understand the kind of lifestyles and social atmospheres that people lived before the end of WWII that caused people to live how they did in the 50s and 60s.
But maybe thats just the conservative tradwife propaganda tiktok is feeding me. I dont like believe in the lies that a lot of new right wing grifters sell, a post war era cant be replicated with a war, but i also feel like some aspects of this country are irrevocably slipping out of our fingers
>>33262212shove your armchair psychology up your ass, maybe it lays an egg there and impregnates you with another insufferable goblin spawned from your intestines
>>33261744I don't eat breakfast.
Instead, I want to wake up to getting my dick sucked every morning.
I wish I couod find a rich guy I would enjoy marrying. I hate being poor but forcing myself to be with a man just for the money would make me just as suicidal
I bought a pair of new sneakers!
Cheap too. The foams are thick, making me feel like I’m like 180 or 181 when I’m wearing them.
Feeling pretty good, besides being hot and hungry
Is 6 weeks too fast to make things official? We have been seeing each other 2/3 times a week during this period. I don’t want to ambush her if I ask now despite feeling like it’s the right moment.
>>33262215Sheesh I was just asking
Can pets replace friends?
>>33262214Yeah, being able to buy a house by using your normal person salary and starting a family is sexist as fuck. I'm so thankful to feminism and consumerism for getting us rid of that shit, now I live in my mother's basement, eat bugs and jerk off to anime instead while working 70 hours a week and earning a top 5% salary.
>>33262227maybe if you are retarded
>>33262229I should get some pets then.
>>33262228Feminism has little to do with that. Its because a post war economy simply cant last forever. It was a one time thing that we can only expect to return if we go to an all out war (no the war on terror doesnt count) which is not a good idea
>>33262230sounds like a good plan
>>33262199>26 come on. you won't even need IVF for 10 years.
you got some time. it'll be alright
>>33262205Cause I like it.
>>33262233What kind of pet should I get ? Rats maybe?
Why does it seem that most men asking for a gf on 4chan basically want a woman as an Emotional Support Pet with Benefits?
>>33262231>forcefully make women "equal" by imposing upon everyone to give them high paying jobs irrespective of skill>a bunch of inflationary money enters the economy by way of the female, which is then spent on investment property>corporations have to bring in immigrants to pick up the slack>less jobs available due to that and mass production offloaded to chink lands>women increase their spending constantly, driving all prices up
>>33262240because moids are like that
>>33262224>sneakersThey're called trainers. Speak English.
>>33262214Yeah, of course. I'm a man so it's easy for me to say. I also come from immigrants and their country was a totalitarian police state at the time, kek. So let's assume we're talking about America the beautiful. Yeah, it'd be good.
Even my parents' terrible country, some people have nostalgia for the old days. And it's not because they miss the bread lines, they miss the stuff you pointed out, like we all do. Community, people, trust. They had nothing but each other, but that counted for a lot. When you don't have people, a tribe, your people, money and other material things seem to matter a lot less.
What would you and me do with a megayacht and a billion dollars? Be depressed, probably, and give the money away to people we've never met, who don't care about us. That's life now, it's cold. Humans are what make it matter.
>>33262240They don’t know the difference
As much as I want to be spiteful, I will instead be nurturing and understanding while my girlfriend figures out her personal issues, even if it means she's temporarily less affectionate
>>33262245what's the difference between trainers and sneakers
>>33262236a dog seems to fit you, loyal for absolutely no reason
>>33262240Why do girls assume such ridiculous things about single men? It's not like I'm crazy when I invite a girl to the movies and wish I was handsome, cool, interesting, tall, and funny enough for her to say "yes". A relationship is just normal shit for a human to want, and somehow we're crazy. Sometimes I think we're just normal, and people are trying their best to rationalize us as crazy because they can't handle how antisocial and painful their new society has become. Somehow we are crazy for wanting what everyone on the planet considered normal for all of human history before, like, 2010. Now we are all supposed to be happy alone, and if we need a woman, it's some kind of neurosis we have to go to therapy to heal ourselves from. What a clown show.
>girl promises me to take and send me more nudes during the night
>wake up and not a single new pic sent
How should I react?
I am thinking about just expressing my disappointment in a short sentence, hoping this would make her take those nudes immediately.
>>33262240Refer to the 'nobody owes you' chart.
>>33261723 (OP)Why does my gf make everything about her? Everytime I say a story or share something vulnerable, her first instinct is to make it about herself, either by saying her own story or just waiting for me to finish speaking so she can speak or transmuting whatever I'm feeling vulnerable about to something about her
>>33262253the other guys in her messages got them on time
>>33262252>he swallowed it hook, line and sinkerkek
>>33262222How much is enough? There's probably plenty of single random nerds who work at Nabisco or Microsoft or something and make 100-300k.
>>33262253lmfao
>>33262255narcissism is rampant
try telling her HOLY SHIT, NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
she will break up and leave but thats better than her staying at
>>33262257So you also think I should be kind of harsh or cold about it?
>>33262256Quick rundown: every wish a man has in terms of a potential relationship is dismissed as ridiculous by stating that women don't owe him anything.
>>33262222Gotta do something instead of being lazy, girlie.
>>33262267I mean, they don‘t. Would you pay someone 758 bucks just because they think you should because it would benefit them?
>>33262255Is she trying to relate to you and giving examples because it's a way to show she understands or something?
>>33262271It's my turn not to understand what you're talking about.
>>33262099Congrats in graduating anon
Bouldering sounds cool, I had some decent friends who did that
>>33262124>met two days in and I dated him till the last semester of college. We were supposed to marry.Shit and you've already moved on and are looking for another bf lol?
I bought canned baby carrots for the first time.
Are they supposed to smell and taste a bit unusual, almost chemical...?
>>33262279Probably. I mean, why buy canned anything unless you're putting it in a bunker for the upcoming apocalypse?
>>33262279They're not great. Canned potatoes have that funk too. Maybe it's a root veggie thing?
>>33262279no nigga they not
>>33262130>dark empathsIsn't this an oxymoron lmao
>>33262133>No way I can go up and just be like hey youer cute heres my numberI mean, you can lol, just takes a bit of courage
>>33262280NTA but ever since I was a kid I love that canned taste lol
>>33262144>literally my first time in my adult (18+) life that I have been properly singleThese really are normie threads
>>33262166Bruh.....
>>33262280You clearly don't cook or do your grocieries.
When have you ever seen fresh baby carrots at a fucking supermarket?
Where are all the realcels at?
>>33262284isnt it just citric acid?
>>33262255It’s common to compare similar stories to show how they understand you. You may have mistook selfishness with empathy
>>33262173Yeah that sounds pretty based honestly
>>33262288What makes a realcel?
>>33262280>>33262287dont thy sell baby carrots in plastic bags at teh supermarket???
>>33262288Having raclette.
>>33262293Not where I live.
>>33262292Idk I just felt like typing random shit.
>>33262294What the fuck is a raclette.
>>33262288I always keep it real bro
>>33262255She could just have adhd/autism or something and that's her way of trying to relate to you and show care
>>33262245Holy based
>>33262225Nah that sounds like good timing desu
>>33262297Because they want to be dark and mysterious like a teenager craving attention.
>>33262255SO IS SHE A NARCISSIST OR AN EMPATH
>>33262287>>33262293i don't think i've ever seen a supermarket that doesn't stock that, and like multiple brands
it's gotta be like, the 3rd most common vegetable people buy
How can you tell if someone is just telling you things or doing certain things out of making you complacent?
>>33262296Nta but it's like that Swiss melting cheese, it's really nice
>>33262295what cuntry do u like in>?
>>33262214https://youtu.be/_VwupNz4IiM
Atompunk?
>>33262313what makes it punk?
Women are actually evil, and we shouldn't pretend otherwise.
would it weird you out if a guy doesn’t cum during sex? we’ve slept together 5 times so far and she hasn’t said anything
>>33262317What's your question?
>>33262321It makes me autopilot to it being a problem with attraction or my body, but I have self esteem issues and that might not be the case here. That and I like to see it. How the fuck has she avoided bringing it up?
>>33262321>had sex with a girl 5 times and haven't come onceNot a girl but unless she's Amish and never seen a dick before, she is probably dying inside, you had better say something and reassure her.
So, a question for femanons
I have a gf, and we've been dating for a year and some months now (both young adults). She is very kind, but very passive in personality. She's more of words than actions, and an example would be how she might say she'd protect me from a dangerous situation, but in actions she would freeze (something minor happened once, when a girl used her hand to slap me as a joke, but it obviously bothered me and I told the girl off. Anyway, my gf froze, even though she has said stuff like my example).
Also, she hasn't really made me orgasm, like, ever. It's because her parents are always present, but even when we were truly alone, she didnt really do... you know, a good job. I tried to give her pointers and help, but yeah. She did handjobs and head, but I just got close.
Are there red flags in the relationship? I've been feeling conflicted about it all, but I dont want to do anything unless I am 100% sure. And yes, I have discussed all of this with her. She has said she will improve, and... sometimes gets defensive, but still ends in her wanting to improve.
I need an advice. Anyone can answer.
I'll try to make this short.
I got a phone call last Monday from my ex girlfriend's twin sister. She told me that her sister had passed away and her funeral/burial is happening last Friday.
She and I broke up 7 years ago, and last seen/spoke to each other 5 years ago when she tried to get back together.
It wasn't a memorable relationship since she cheated so I left and forgot about her.
Anyway, I am now married to a beautiful and wonderful woman. She and I discussed the situation about me attending my ex's funeral & burial. She is ok with it but told me she wasn't going to join because she doesn't know her and also because of work.
Friday comes, I attended and spoke to her twin sister. I asked what happened to her and how she died. After the pleasantries she handed me a black envelope, she said her twin asked her to give it to me when she's no longer here.
I don't have any lingering feelings for her. I don't even think about her. I'm just a bit shocked and nostalgic.
Now, I don't really want to read this letter. I'm assuming this is some sort of an apology and explanation, but it's water under the bridge for me. But at the same time, I don't want to throw it away since this is her last message to me.
My wife understands how I feel but also says I can't just leave the letter hanging around, I have to decide to read or throw it away. I asked her if she wanted to read it but she said she's not comfortable reading anything from an ex.
I don't really know what to do.
>>33262327she has indeed asked me if i find her attractive on more than one occasion. i don’t know why she hasn’t brought it up but she has asked if i was close
>>33262290>You may have mistook selfishness with empathyYou mean I mistook her attempts of empathy for selfishness?
>>33262150From a biological standpoint, yes.
>>33262321It would actually destroy my self-confidence.
>>33262330How old is she?
>>33262332Not sure if it's just me, but her reaction to the letter annoyed me a little, like the "I asked her if she wanted to read it but she said she's not comfortable reading anything from an ex", but maybe it's the wording.
I think you should read it, you'll maybe regret if if you don't
>>33262332Just read it. She's dead ffs.
>>33262315Nothing, they use it as a shorter, more snappy word for aesthetic, kinda like we add the word -fag to whatever people enjoy, to indicate those specific enjoyers
>>33262337She's 22 and I am 21. We are both virgins, but have done a lot. We aren't doing sex yet.
>>33262330This sounds very retro. Cute.
>>33262342retro... how? As in, how relationships were in the psat? or nostalgia?
>>33261963what were her reasons?
>>33262340Oh. So it's the same thing as 'core' and 'pill'?
>>33262345>'core'Kinda
>and 'pill'That's more about worldviews
>>33262343In the past. This is how it sounds in old stories.
You will probably have to keep going with this for a while to find out if she has a low sex drive or just isn't ready and confident yet.
>>33262337>>33262328>>33262327NTA but I've had sex five times with two different women and never came, and these replies make me feel better about that.
>>33262354I think the answer if confident, she needs reassurance quite a bit, but maybe that's normal. She has a high sex drive, as I didnt mention this but... I make her orgasm all the time. I do stuff to her when we hang out, because she wants it and I want it.
She's said she's ready, and wants to do stuff to me, but the end result is what I mentioned
>>33262332I don't get why your wife is saying you can't just hold onto it for now. That would be what I would do in that situation. I don't think I'd wait a long time, but I wouldn't want to open it immediately either. I'd want time to let my thoughts and emotions settle down after attending the funeral.
>>33262357So it's perfect. She's perfect. Just go with it. Learning skills (or teaching them) is easy. Desire is what is hard to change. Skill will come in time, no problem.
>>33262214you're so fucking annoying
>>33262356Kek. Female creatures don't deserve your cum?
>>33262363Don't be mean.
>>33262240Do you want us to earn money and build houses for you?
>>33262356Is it easier to cum when you jerk off compared to having sex
>>33262364That, and also it feels good that I might have undermined their confidence and made them think they were unattractive. To be honest, one of them actually was kinda unattractive and gave terrible head.
What do Europeans think of Australians?
>>33262367A few different times after I made them cum at least once I tried jerking off. Never managed to get there.
I can usually make myself cum when I'm alone but it doesn't happen quickly.
>>33262370does anyone think of australians?
Women why do you still date the ugly gender?
>>33262375do women not actually like men
>>33262370Not a euro but I think they're either extremely gay or pretty chill, no in between
>>33262377No, they hate men.
>>33262378I'd agree with this assessment of us quite frankly.
Why would you come when you're having sex with a female? If you don't plan on impregnating her, there's no point.
>>33262373Yes, my gf is Australian. Also Volk is Aussie.
>>33262321>all of these responses Are women actually this insecure
>>33262384Really a man shouldn't have sex with a woman unless he's at least alright with having a baby with her, and vice versa.
>>33262240What else do I need a tiny little foid with her tiny little hands for?
>>33262387Men are also insecure when they can't properly satisfy their partner.
>>33262332Read the bloody letter wtf
You must be curious
>>33262387I actually kinda don't believe it to be honest. Women don't care that much about men.
>>33262356I've never come from sex either, you're not alone buddy
(Quite easy when you've never had sex tho)
>>33262384*cums in her ass*
Should i give up on my dream of having a girl like me?
>M 27 KHHV
>>33262396>Women don't care that much about men.I know this but I mean they take it as an affront on their own attractiveness/abilities presumably
Seems very insecure and retarded to jump to conclusions kek
>>33262240Most of our other needs are met. We just want to love and be loved by someone, but that's apparently unattainable because women don't want men.
>>33262387Well, they kinda should be. I mean, we're concerned when we can't make a girl come, and making a guy come is like, 15 times easier.
If you can't win on tutorial mode......
>>33262404Nah don't give up bro
If it's your "dream" though are you working towards achieving it?
>>33262404>likeThis is attainable. Unlikely, but possible. Love is a different story though. Women can't do that.
>>33262150>>33262337hard to argue with biology
>>33262404Not until you are old enough that you open Hinge, look at the girls, and think to yourself "you know what, I changed my mind, I don't want any of these people to like me."
When you're that old, you can give up.
>>33258685>tramp stamp of a roseis this red flag?
the girl im seeing has tattoo in her lower back of a flame
Cumming in a woman is a no-win situation. Either she's disappointed that you finished too early, or too late, or you knock her up by accident, or your seed is simply too unsatisfying and she ghosts you afterwards.
>>33262415You can cum too late?
>>33262404You never know what is around the corner if you put yourself out there a little bit. I'm nearly 27 and hadn't been on a date in years but a girl liked me recently and dated me for a few weeks
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i keep having this recurring fantasy of having a men squeeze my wrists really hard, is that weird?
>>33262419No, and I will gladly do my best to squeeze both of your wrists with one hand as theatrically as possible, pulling you around
>>33262417Yes, if she gets bored and then you cum, it's too late.
If Moids didn’t exist I would dress sluttier
I dont want them leering or thinking I do it for them
>>33262414Can anyone get a tramp stamp innocently
>>33262419how about a man squeezing your cooch (not in a good way)
>>33262424Who are you doing it for, the girls?
>>33262414I wouldn't even date a woman with a tramp stamp. I don't care why she has it or how she feels about it.
>>33262419A man squeezes your wrists and drags you to the guillotine for being a witch
>>33262424nigga who asked
>>33262421i am so tired that this is making me horny maybe its time to go to bed
>4am
>>33262425Yeah, when catposter wakes up with one by surprise after her sorority friends got her too drunk during a game of spin the bottle one night
>>33262424We get it, you hate men.
>>33262423Is that better than not cumming or just as bad
>>33262431you and me both. good night.
>>33262424Same. If all women were gay, I'd be a turbo slut. God, I love women so much.
I wish I had money instead of this huge cock
would you rather date a ninja, a pirate or a soul reaper?
>>33262432hey i was the only one sober last night
>>33262424Wear what you want. I wore high waisted bag shorts at the grocery store and still had some creepy guy take pictures. If they're going to take them anyways, say you're a slut or whatever anyways, just wear what you want. Get some of those really short gym shorts for skirts that way no one can upskirt
>>33262150A pitiful existence, I dunno how women tolerate this shit
Does any guys want to be gay with me but we're still straight.
>>33262439I wish I had a huge cock instead of this money.
>>33262443i like the idea of getting fucked but i also like the idea of having a job you know
>>33262444I can cuddle you but only as long as my crotch doesn't rub against your ass
>>33262440Soul Reaper. The live longer, are animated better, and I've already done a Yoruichi cosplay.
>>33262444Depends, are you an HRT femboy with b-cups, soft skin, and a chasti-- maybe it's time to go to bed.
>>33262448>and I've already done a Yoruichi cosplaynta, you just wanted to mention this, didnt you?
I hate some women but love others and am ambivalent towards most
>>33262449No, what the fuck I'm just a normal heterosexual guy. GO TO SLEEP
>>33262447Let's do this.
>>33262446Would you date a big black guy
>>33262449please go back to tttt
>>33262452Not me. I hate all of them.
>>33262451I did, indeed. Not many characters I can cosplay as, so I gotta flex when I can.
>>33262455yeah? i like all ethnicities, why?
>>33262439Same bro I don't want to get a job again
>>33262450How many inches are you willing to sell?
>>33262457What's the point of just coming here day in and day out and saying this shit over and over like a parrot. Do you have a life.
>>33262459Jewess anon finna get blacked by Tyrone on Tinder
>>33262459Oh God, you really are Jewish!
Both genders,
Say something nice about the opposite gender right now or else
>>33262464finna boutta nigga
>>33262457Based
Personally I hate everyone equally regardless of gender
>>33262462>Do you have a life.No
>>33262461How much can you give per inch
Can i date 20 year olds at 26?
>>33262467>or elseOr else what?
>>33262472Yes lmao
>>33262459Ayo she gone get dat big nigga dick talmbou gonna have dat black baby
Gender.
Which side do you take here? https://webmshare.com/LbOnB
>>33262477i'm not clicking that dolphin porn
>>33262467They're adorable and soft and sweet.
>>33262473>>33262474I will send 400 nukes to your location
>>33262477Crazy how you guys are all like lmao stupid goys caring about their slop and nothingburgers and post shit like this and Twitter screencaps
>>33262459Jewish femanon, if i marry you, will our kids get birth right?
>>33262477F
Porn is racist. She's retarded.
>>33262486I'd like to meet this porn guy
>>33262470You're the seller, so you set the price.
>>33262482I honestly thought people who post twitter screencaps to 4chan were bots
Femanons do you consider the consequences of your actions
>>33262462It's not like I sit in the thread constantly. I post that shit and do other stuff. And I do it in the hope that it will make even one woman feel just a little bit worse.
women are you an angle or an devil?
>>3326249050k per inch I'll give you all 7
I had these dark spots on my lower arms skin for over a year.
I couldnt get them off and today they just washed off. Afterstepping out of the shower I could rub them off easily. The skin underneath is a little lighter.
women how do you feel about this
femanon can i smooch you for 30mins straight?
>>33262482Why are you implying I'm Jewish? I'm also a goy.
>>33262493You do it so much that it goes from offensive to just annoying. Really loses its effect after all this time.
>>33262493They'd only care if you're a Chad
>>33262504>Mr. President, we got him
>>33262504Call an ambulance he's having a heart attack
>>33261803>atogamoids won't post their cocks bc they're scared of other men looking at them and then wonder why femanons won't post their titsGirls don't want other girls to see their tits?
I think I should start smoking again.
>>33261744>waking up to cottagecore breakfastsLovely!
>every morningBored.
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>>33262464Yikes
>>33262465Double yikes
>>33262485Yes I guess? I’ve never been in a birthright trip
>>33262480That sounds like overkill
>>33262467Women can be really nurting and sweet, also they smell good and have boobs
>>33261819I was literally seconds away from posting my dick to /soc/ once, but I saw Sarge compliment another anon's dick, and I got the ick and backed out.
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Anons I regularly will put my fingers on my lips and vividly imagine I’m getting kissed as I rub my finger around, is this bad?
>>33262508>>33262515why lol
I'm glad I'm too broke to buy cigs atm
>>33262511are you still working on your origami calculator project anon?
Should men be able to use 'ick' in their sentences?
>>33262519Cant be as bad as me, a grown man, kissing his pillows
>>33262417>You can cum too late?Hell, yes. There's a point where it stops being enjoyable for her and she's just lying there waiting for you to finish and getting steadily more sore.
>>33261819>I showed you my boobsWas it worth it? How did that make you feel?
>>33262526Grown men really be hugging and kissing their pillows
>>33261823>>33261827>>33261855https://archived.moe/soc/thread/34055777/#q34061391
Not bad
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>>33262523> are you still working on your origami calculator project anon?Yes I am! I just stopped for the night. I hope tomorrow I can post a webm for you.
Forgot to git commit though
>>33262526>>33262530I hug and sometimes hump my pillows but kissing is on another level
>>33262033I have empathy for fish, but arthropods can get fucked.
>>33261857I've posted hands before. Nobody cared.
>>33262523I'm just craving em. Don't smoke too often but fuck it I think I'm addicted now. Whatever.
Plus they're a whole vibe y'know.
>>33262536GROWN MEN RLY BE OUT HERE MAKING OUT WITH THEY PILLOWS FRENCH KISSES AND HUMPING THEM N SHIEEEEET
>>33262384>Why would you come when you're having sex with a female?She absolutely loves it.
>>33262530>>33262540yeah i pretend they're cute women
>>33262538Even I get one or two yous from posting hands and arms are you fat or something
>>33261888Can you see yourself be happy in a long term relationship with her? Can you imagine looking at her and your heart swelling with pride that she's yours?
>>33262370>What do Europeans think of Australians?The stereotype is that you're a rather unreconstructed country: men still behave the way they behaved several decades ago in other places. The Australian sense of humour is certainly much broader than it is in some other countries.
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Why is this thread so obsessed with hands? Yeah male hands are hot but they not the best part of a man
>>33261897There are no attractive women at work.
>>33262518>give it a kiss for meWas it that one? Kek what a fucking faggot.
I need a smoke and a beer. Right goddamn now. Okay I think I have a problem.
>>33262539>they're a whole vibe y'knoware they? man I'm craving too but broke...
>>33262356NTA. Not trying to troll, but is it possible that you're gay?
>>33262540I'm not fruity about it damn I just wanna fuck something
>tfw he is eating you out and see a bald spot on his head
>>33262535lol creeper cat
ayy well done on the work
>>33262550Ok, what else should we be posting?
>>33262553Kek, I don't remember what the compliment was.
How do I bring back the feeling of doing something for the first time again? How do I breathe life back into myself again.
>>33261990>Periods don't count.Periods fucking suck, my dude.
women will you tell me you love me and kiss my frenulum?
>>33262562Pecs. I might post mine some time.
>>33262554Beer ain't my thing but I do love me spirits
>>33262555My guy, how are they not. It's been a vibe since time immemorial.
>>33262550The best part is his wallet.
>>33262550I think women like to imagine said hands are choking them.
he buys me thoughtful gifts, even flowers, has met my grandparents (i live at home but still) and seems to genuinely like me. i asked him what are we a month ago and he couldn’t give a straight answer, it’s 2 months of dating now why won’t he ask me to be his gf?
>>33262033I went one summer without purposefully slapping a single mosquito. I did not care to repeat that.
>>33262571oh hey, same city.
>>33261897How long do you have to make a move?
>>33262548I realized I'm not doing so bad when the simp faggots here said that they look forward to talking to anonymous femanons every day kek especially that "goodnight femanons" faggot
>>33262176No, you should stay an old maid.
>>33262575Lol
>>33262578Found the exact rooftop in Google Earth
>>33262574 have you asked him to be your bf?
>>33262240What else are relationships good for?
women can i shrink down and sleep under your clitoral hood like blanket?
Women can I shrink the kids
>>33262317You are mentally ill and I'm not pretending otherwise.
Women can i kick your shins?
>>33262574Chadong claims another pussy. Resounding success.
>>33262424Coward, honestly. Dress how you want.
>>33262549>unreconstructedWhat?
>>33262605Who the fuck is chadong
>>33262610my chinese grandfather
>>33262610Chadong Schlong.
>>33262606I could get behind that 2bh
Why are ugly girls so annoying? I wish they would shut the fuck up
>>33262332Just read it. It's probably going to suck, but read it anyway and move on.
She's already posthumously made you obsess more about her than you ever thought about her in the last 5 years. You're continued insistence that you don't even think about her rings hollow.
>>33262623i wish ugly women would let me kiss them for 30 mins straight
>>33262584>m not doing so badIf you are the pillow guy, then you are in absolutely no position to say that.
>>33262584That's literally the entire point of the thread
>open thread
>immediately feel worse
Bye
Would you rather kiss your pillow every night or fall in love with atoga femanons?
>>33262332That's a tough one, but I think I'd throw it away.
>>33262629I'm not, I meant the pillow guy and the simps who think anonymous females care about them are in the same bracket of patheticness
Would you date a guy who can't take anything seriously
I can't think of any woman I hate.
>>33262641The ones I know are pretty lit
>>33262640you mean a manchild?
>>33262639Weird assumption, but you do you.
Can you guys stop being mean to me about the pillow thing
>>33262641There is exactly one I hate and I wish I had never met her.
But the rest I know are nice.
>>33262519Why would it be?
>>33261723 (OP)Women, would you turn me into a jack-in-the-box and wish me into the cornfield?
>>33262649You gotta admit that's pretty gay
>>33262651>There is exactly one I hateIs it Swiss?
i should kill myself NOW!!!
>>33262650men who are unable to take anything seriously aren't worth dating. can you imagine acting like that for every single possible situation in life?
>>33262657You won't though.
Girls, you can only pick one.
Would you rather date a virgin pillow fucker, pedophile or a rapist?
>>33262633I too come here as a form of masochism
catch you later
>>33262645omegalul
>>33262658>can you imagine acting like that for every single possible situation in life?ikr could never be me
>>33262657in minecraft or IRL?
>>33262557No, it's not. I just hate women.
Men keep saying that nobody talks about their problems and they suffer in silence, but it seems like there is an entire incel podcast industry built around them bitching
>>33262656No, she is not from this thread. lol
>>33262633Hope you feel better.
>>33262657Because what are you here for?
>>33262659i shouldve asked for that girls number!!!!!! fuck!!!!!
>>33262665shut yo bitch ass up, nigga
>>33262656nta but all the swiss femoids in /atoga/ seem awful
>>33262636None of those are rewarding activities.
>>33262664I mean, isis militants hate women, but they can still nut.
>>33262658Don't have to imagine baby
>>33262672There is more than one?
>>33262665wtf these guys get paid to bitch and moan, meanwhile I do it for free
>>33262663What's so stupid about it
>>33262677>he does it for free
>>33262651>There is exactly one I hate and I wish I had never met her.I'm sorry for you anon.
Why are my arms and wrists and hands is thin and feminine. Why couldn't I have been born big and burly.
Anyone remember the incel cop who used to post ITT?
I ACCIDENTALLY PUT PORN IN MY MUSIC FOLDER AND IT POPPED UP ON WINAMP JESUS CHRIST
>>33262681Corporations dumping estrogen mimickers into the water
>>33262683All cops should be married and beating their wives by 21
https://youtu.be/M5o_XqDmS1c?si=MBhiSGkghTic2oOu
>>33262687Kek. Their DV rates are astronomical
>>33262688I'd web your woods if you catch my drift.
if i ever get a gf, should i hide my balls from her?
Anyone feel emotionally crippled by an ex cheating?
>>33262678It's like you're just walking down the street minding your own business and then you suddenly without warning fall into a hole, scrape your knees and bust up your shins, and then you have to spend half a year trying to crawl back up out of that whole, and when you finally emerge back up battered and bruised you have nothing for the experience but embarrassment that that thing happened.
>>33262693Nope. I never chose to date cheaters.
>>33262692They belong in her purse
>>33262697Why's he look like that
>>33262697Stretchy cat poster.
>>33262697Women would you stretch your bfs balls
>>33262565By allowing yourself to live and enjoy small things.
I fucking hate cat people.
Women can't even define what abuse is. Fatty couldn't even stop eating while talking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP4Lo94nEiw
>>33262707Stop watching video podcasters.
>>33262707Who even are these people
>>33262508Why kek
>>33262679https://voca.ro/1djiWOlSjFq3
>>33262692Hide yo balls and hide yo wife
>>33262704What did they do to you
>>33262712How fat are you qt
>>33262707hwowwhaht thwherhe why when how?
>>33262707I feel like I'm losing brain cells watching this
>>33262713Not as fat as ur mum
>>33262604No, love isn't blind, love is reserved for the attractive and affluent
i've been talking about my porn obsession with my therapist for handful of sessions. the exception was the last time i went because i didn't really have anything to say. she actually pointed this out and it came off as her being disappointed we didn't talk about porn. what did she mean by this? does she want to fuck?
I have decided to give random men boners today. Is the best way to do so to wear something revealing, or to be accidentally proactive on my actions, like bending over a lot? I feel like doing both would make it too obvious.
>>33262724Stfu you fat ugly bitch
>>33262721>does she want to fuck?Bro is still pornbrained
She probs just noticed you weren't talking as much as usual so wanted to encourage conversation and you opening up
>>33262724I mean obvious is hot so that's probably the safest strategy
>>33262724Wear sweatpants and a croptop, let your boobs and midriff do the work
>>33262724This would be so hot if it wasn't JH.
>>33262724Maybe just don't be such a whore
>>33262721Protip: The therapist never wants to fuck.
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Tag yourself
what would you do if you went to work and the frumpy diversity hire was waddling around trying to be sexy?
would you pop a pity boner?
How do I overcome the fear that moids only like me when I look my best, so of we have sex and they see my imperfect body under my carefully selected clothes or messy in the morning they will feel grossed out and it will destroy the whole aura I have?
I just flirt and leave it there, because I am scared of anything further
>>33262736Of course it's an option, are you saying you don't have a croptop?
>>33262743There's a dress code at work that prohibits crop tops specifically. And sweatpants aren't sexy.
>>33262742What's your body like
Are you fat
>>33262734I told that retard a few times already that no female wants to fuck a man who complains about his life and definitely not a guy who thinks he needs a therapist. She's probably laughing at him later at home with Chad or her friends.
>>33262712they made me allergic to them
>>33262740I unironically believe some of this shit
>>33262745Sweatpants are sexy with a midriff, especially a navel piercing
Have you always wanted to know exactly how they do it?
Because a lot of what feminists demand is contradictory. Why isn't there widespread hostility to men taking the first step? The feminists could come up with a few arguments, e.g. that it makes the woman a passive subject, etc.
But that's not their intention at all. After all, a man who dares to take the first step is also taking a certain risk. This risk should continue to exist or even increase, but feminists now want to reduce the reward to 0 if possible.
Because let's be honest, when it comes down to it, no one can see through it. Yes means yes, no means no. How is that supposed to work in practice? So you're in the process right now, does the woman have a dead man's switch in her hand? Should you always sign a contract beforehand? If it can be revoked at any time, how is that supposed to work? These are the things that feminists never tell you, because that's not the point. Why? Because they follow a classic demoralization technique called “FUD” Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt. They want to create maximum uncertainty in men who interact with women. To increase the pressure on men.
You're not supposed to know any of this, it's just designed to maximize the risk of men approaching a woman and reduce the reward by suddenly turning sex into paperwork.
Feminists are not your friends
>>33262750Well I do have a navel piercing. But again, I can't show it off.
>>33262730It's how she seduced her uncle.
>>33262749Same which is why i asked
>>33262755Aren't the bottom two just the same thing though
>>33262753Not even here? :>
>>33262758Sort of. Whoever made that chart would probably raise a distinction between perception and perceiving, quantum immortality being the perception of immortality, whereas your perspective of death would be theoretically impossible because your perspective would die while infinitely approaching death
>>33262740Male.
I don't really fit neatly into any of these, but I believe roughly half of the things in the middle four panels.
>>33262762Oh I interpreted the 2nd one as immortality rather than the perceiving of death mb. Makes sense now.
>>33262769It’s a form of immortality, in a way, if you think memes and ideas are tied to the personhood that they are from. Like saying Julius Caesar is immortal as we know him
>>33262771To call it a form of immortality unironically is disingenuous I think. Metaphorical immortality sure but memes and ideas are quite obviously distinct from the people they're made after.
>>33262740f
>Everyone has their own complex lifeyes and no, depends on how I feel about the other factors atm
>Worry about futureyes and no, depends on how I feel about the other factors atm
>Simulation theorysure
>Why does anything existsure
>Acknowledgement of deathsure
>Sympathy is created by self-pityabsolutely
>Last thursdayismsure
>You are alone in your brainyes
>We are not aloneyes and no, depends on how I feel about the other factors atm and how you define alone
>Afterlife skepticismsure
>Nihilismsure
>We are aloneyes and no, depends on how I feel about the other factors atm and how you define alone
>Being born before immortalityyeah
>Dual consciousness theoryyes and no, depends on how I feel about the other factors atm
>Observation creates the universenot the words I would chose but yeah
>Mystery of consciousnessyeah
>Past and future exist simultaneouslyyes
>Human life is a momentarily universal anomalyyes
>Superdeterminismyes
>The brain creates the flow of timeyes
>Boltzmann brainyes
>Quantum immortalityyes
>You cannot die from your perspectiveyes
I have decided I'm going to stop abusing "kind of..." "sort of...".
Listening to somebody else do that I discovered it's incredibly annoying. You should be more confident in what you have to say, or don't say it until you are.
>>33262780?
That's normal.
>>33262781I'm kinda like that I think
>>33262782The fact that she actually went through and answered every individual one is crazy
why do women who were abused become such sluts later in life?
or are they sluts early in life too and is that why they get abused?
>>33262781Sometimes something is not black and white and crystal clear.
Women how do you feel about men who answer questions with "it depends"
>>33262786both, it‘s a self enhancing mechanism where someone is already selfish, so their chance of being abused increases and their continued abuse makes them more selfish as time goes on
bought flowers for my new gf but the florist made it way too large for my liking, i thought 15 dollars would be a small piece. do i thin it out or just give her this massive bouquet, feels a bit over the top
>>33262788sometimes it does depend, being capable of nuance is good, but it depends on what was asked, lol
>>33262785I guess she was bored. Why else would she be here?
I find it adorable how women do so much to feel pretty. Picking nice clothes and shoes and doing their hair and little things like their nails. So cute.
>>33262791do you live in thailand? 15 bucks gives you two roses normally
>>33262791How big is it
Post it
Women, thoughts on men who fuck you hard like an animal and cum in your pussy and get you pregnant with their babies?
>>33262791>for my likingIf you have opinions about it, why ask us? Make the choice you can stand for.
If you don't have opinions about it, why ask us? The choice was already made for you.
>>33262803hot in theory, annoying af in reality
>>33262804Bro is unsure. Bro is seeking advice. Bro is using the board for its intended purpose.
do i settle for the 5/10 lightskin black girl that is head over heals for me and I have good chemistry with, or keep waiting to try and find a white/latina/asian gf I'm actually attracted to?
>>33262797germany and that’s what i thought too. just asked her can you make something for 15 bucks and had no clue it would be this big.
>>33262798my camera is broken but i count 10 roses, 10 of some unknown flower of a similar size and some greens
>>33262811I hate germans fuck yoooou. Anyway it's probably fine and if your gf goes ah das ist ein dicken bouquet you can just tell her ja ist like mein cock
>>33262810Settle for the 5/10 black girl now for practice and keep looking for the girl you truly desire. You have a higher chance of meeting her while having the black practice gf.
>>33262810Don't pair up with someone you aren't attracted to
>>33262811eh, just give it to her
>>33262810use her as a practice gf is the best advice
>>33262791>>33262807My advice is the bouquet is supposed to represent coming from you. Act accordingly.
I.e. make the choice you can stand for.
>>33262815>You have a higher chance of meeting her while having the black practice gf.Elaborate. Are you implying her friends or just the reputation of being known as "a good boyfriend"
>>33262818I'm not un-attracted to the point of disgust or anything, just in an ideal world i don't see myself marrying her or having kids with her but i wouldn't mind dating her for like a year or two.
>>33262810Don't be with people you're not attracted to.
>>33262827this
unless its for practice
>>33262826If your goal is to get a wife it seems pretty antithetical to date someone you don't want to marry no
>>33262826You're just more socially active while having a practice gf. Meeting her friends or you could meet the latina/asian/white girl while attending some event with your black gf. You have more social opportunities than while you're single.
men
describe the best practice gf youve ever had
what made her so good
when did you decide to end it
>>33262831I’ve never done this
>>33262824>>33262828>practiceDo I mention that it's practice? Not that word specifically (obviously) but do I start with saying something along the lines of "i don't see us getting married but i'd still like to spend time with you" or do i just never mention the practice mindset?
>>33262834They're trolling
>>33262834obviously you never mention its for practice
no women has self esteem low enough to settle for that
>>33262831I only had 1 practice gf
i ended it when I moved away (she got kind of mad that I didnt tell her my intention was to move away. Then she said she'd move with me and I had to say no thats a bad idea)
Women, would you date a man whom you have to read into every word he says? Would you wanna live that way?
>>33262841sounds entertaining but could get annoying fast, so no
>>33262834No, never mention that, lol. You keep pretending that it's a regular relationship until you can move on to a real gf.
>>33262831My first one. She wore what I told her to wear and fulfilled my fetishes.
>when did you decide to end itShe wanted to meet my family and friends.
Women, what's it like to be a waitress or in some kind of job where you're expected to be friendly and then some guy mistakes that for you flirting with him?
What panties is your colour?
>>33262842What if he said they he could let it go, and that you wouldn't catch him hung up on somebody that he used to know?
Women would you date yourself
>>33262828>>33262834Don't be with people "for practice" unless they are OK with it.
>>33262849I‘d tell him he didn‘t have to cut me off or stoop so low
>>33262846Anon, you said that you could let it go.
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Highest IQ attempt to rizz you?
For me, M
>At 'friend of the family' families house first time
>Parents mention I'm a GAYMER(tm)
>Their daughter is a GAYMER(tm)
>Get sent to hang with her
>She offers me some cheetos while playing Rayman
>After a few stages, she offers me the controller, then stops and points at my hand
>I go to get up and clean them, but she just grabs my hand and shoves my fingers in her mouth
>All clean
>>33262803>and cum in your pussyRuined.
>>33262852This is a dumb question because you yourself know of your real or imagined flaws.
>>33262860there is no such thing as imagined flaws
>>33262857I'd wife her up tbhonest lmao
Did anything happen of it
>>33262861"I'm fat" says the girl who isn't fat.
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>>33262841Can I get it in writing too?
>>33262852No. My thoughts are too invasive.
Anons what do you want for your birthday this year?
>>33262837I don't think they are, i've heard this term even from normies.
>>33262839kek, that reminds me of something. there is a timeline where this is her life if you let her come
https://www.tiktok.com/@spritelynotthesoda/video/7425673257782889774
>>33262862She got up, locked the door and we made out. And by we I mean she did while I just sort of sat there and let her because I was like 10-11 and literally couldn't comprehend anything beyond how shockingly wet her mouth felt.
Apparently our parents had a falling out so I never saw her again
>>33262861Anon, have you heard of eating disorders?
>>33262863fat is subjective, if you compare her to a 300lbs hambeast then maybe she is not very fat in comparison, but if you compare her to the BMI 13 skeleton then she would be fat, and what she wants to compare herself to is none of your business since it matter more what her frame of reference is than what yours is
if she feels fat then because in her reality she is fat
>>33262865Yeah it's a real thing but dudes on here bring it up simply for the sake of getting a rise out of women cause they know they hate that shit
>>33262857F. Old, relevant voca. https://voca.ro/17qgasP8btIs
>>33262863i knew a girl like this. she was really desperate to be told she's not fat, but wouldnt agree if you said she wanst and would cry if you said she was. she'd constantly turn and point out her ass as being fat as proof she is. i asked her if i can touch it once and she said no because shes fat and gross. sad times friends
>ambition without action is anxiety
True or false
>>33262864Mine passed already
I got nothing
>>33262866Damn w
>>33262871You soutf. How old was she.
I just creampied a hole I cut in my Minecraft Steve body pillow.
>>33262869HOLY SHIT
Are you defending eating disorders? 13 BMI skeletons are not the norm.
>>33262875>anon had a stroke
>>33262875I think they said she was 15-17, I don't actually know which is right.
She took my first kiss which sucks
>>33262871If that's the highest IQ attempt to rizz you, you must only date retards.
>>33262871>haha a guy I did not find hot dared to give me his number how is that relevant?
>>33262865kek
I was moving to Japan and she wanted to go with me
but she was just for practice
>>33262871You sound like a teenage girl how old is this
>>33262882Idk if that's rizz or just flat out molestation bro
>>33262883The bar for randos hitting on me really is that low.
>>33262878they are in their reality, not the norm but the goal
>defendingexplaining you fucking brainlet
>>33262873>ambition without action is anxietyFalse. It's more likely inspiration, reflection or planning.
>>33262888I'm in my 30's.
Gender
Commonly considered attractive fictional characters you don't see the appeal in?
Pic related; I think people associate her with porn where she has massive tits, not how she actually looked in the thing
>>33262873pretty much, unless you stopped giving a fuck about the future but somehow still have ambitions
I am inhuman and can’t find any connection
I have missed most memorable experiences other have, from love though hobbies to travel and even stuff like movies and music.
I am only good as a drone for the corporation I work at.
Men, would you rather date a woman with a nice body shape but very saggy tits, or a girl with extra chub but her tits are perfect and firm?
>>33262893f, I don‘t see the appeal in any fictional characters
>>33262888I think she just sounds American
All Americans sound like that to me
I've only known black americans so I want to say black too but I'm pretty sure white americans sound the same
>>33262896Skinny girl with small tits
>>33262892I mean when was that recorded
>>33262870Not really. I always offered advice when other guys asked about practice gfs. It's not really something to brag about because it essentially means that you settled for a girl you weren't attracted to because you couldn't get a real gf.
>>33262896A:
How big are her tits
B:
Define extra chub, ideally with a picture
The second sounds like most mens ideal unironically. Men generally LIKE women witha a little meat on them, just not landwhales
>>33262900That wasn't an option
>>33262896I mean she can lose weight right
>>33262742If someone genuinely likes you then they will love you/think you're hot regardless
>>33262810Don't date someone you're not into obvs...
>>33262906>giving vague answersat least you commit to the bit
>>33262873True. Also called am bitchin.
>>33262874Happy birthday Anon
>>33262742Weirdly relatable
>>33262896Nice body shape. Chubby women just don't do it for me.
>>33262890Yes, I'm familiar with how eating disorders work. But I mean that factually wrong because "fat" refers to measurable body composition, not just personal feelings. Subjective perception doesn't override objective physical reality. Hell, you're even using the BMI scale there, a numerical value that can be calculated.
>>33262907If someone show’s interested I just assume they expect me to be a normal human aside from whatever it is they like, so I spare them the disappointment. And spare myself the shame and humiliation of they finding out.
>>33262905have fun trying to tell a woman she needs to go to the gym lol, minds well just break up with them on the spot
>>33262857>offers me some cheetos while playing RaymanBased, which Rayman were you playing?
>>33262876Bro came into the nether
>>33262908Do you want me to go check the archive to see exactly when I posted it so I can give you a fucking exact age down to seconds? What the fuck.
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leave the fat women to me
>>33262914Did this nigga just say minds well
>>33262890>explaining you fucking brainletI forgot, this defends eating disorders by validating distorted self perceptions over medical reality, encouraging unhealthy comparisons and ignoring objective health standards.
>>33262912fat just means fat cells, not how many there are, as long as you are still alive, there is still fat in your body
some doctors agreeing on an amount of fat cells that are healthy or not is not the end of that
some people care more about having as little fat as possible on their body than what is the scientifically determined healthy amount of fat to have
>>33262915>Bro came into the netherLol
>>33262916I mean, you seem to have them all neatly organized and on hand so I would assume you know exactly when you posted it.
>>33262889NTA, but I was hoping for an at least moderately high IQ moment.
>>33262919again, I never said it‘s good, just how it is
you sound fat btw
Women I'm eating rice and it's bland as fuck. What can I add to give it some oomph.
>>33262924Only the ones that answer questions frequently asked ITT. Like the first kiss one, period advice, etc.
Also it was recorded December 2022.
>>33262896Extra chub is kinda cute so probably that one
>>33262913): I'm sure you're a cool person who'd make somebody out there happy
>>33262922He's cumming in hot
>>33262927Sucking some Cheeto dust off a boy's fingers is high IQ? I thought the OP was being sarcastic.
>>33262929tabasco, butter, lemon juice, s.o.y. sauce, sriracha, mayo, basically any condiments you like
Would you let her out of the house anons?
>>33262928Nice deflection, fatty
>>33262893M
Any male character.
Aunt Cass is sexy.
>>33262930Does not answer how old you were then. Dw, not like I really care. Just funny to observe.
>>33262920nta Are you autistic? If you have a lot of fat cells, more than the majority, you are fat.
>but if you compare her to the BMI 13 skeleton then she would be fatThis is an "ideal" that lives in her head. It can not be medically safely reached.
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>>33262903Ignore race, hair, face etc. Just focus on boobs and body shape.
>>33262933I added snoy sauce and it's a little less sad now thanks lady
>>33262896Depends of how much extra chub and how it's distributed, but I'm leaning towards the nice tits.
>>3326293731. And I don't get whatever joke you're making.
>>33262941Very good, add some lemon or lime juice too if you have it, it goes well with sonoy sauce
>>33262917Glad someone wants them.
meeting my gfs extended family over dinner tomorrow and they don’t speak a word english. why did she think this is a good idea, what am i supposed to even say
>>33262945I think I have some but idk how old it is. I'd assume it's too acidic to go bad?
>>33262928>I never said it‘s good, just how it isIt's not though. Most people will say that really skinny women are unsexy, unwomanly. It's only a minority of freaks like you that encourage it. I'm gonna make the leap and call you a closet gay.
>>33262932Oh. There was greentext. Greentext tends to not register with me. My bad.
>>33262947Tell them hola compañeros como esta
>>33262907>Don't date someone you're not into obvs...It's not that I'm not into her, I'd just be into someone else more. We have mutual friends and have good chemistry together. I'm into her enough to date just not enough to marry or want kids with. I feel like that's not a crazy thing to say.
>>33262950I meant fresh one, idk about bottled juice. Might want to look at it and give it a smell before using, lol
>>33262938>It can notI love how this is a meme now after some anon flipped out about it.
>>33262939NTA. You can't see her body shape on the left.
>>33262957how old do you think she is?
>>33262947wave and smile and pretend the food is amazing, thank maybe moan a little on the first bites
>>33262939Anon, you know that's how large unsupported breasts go, right?
>>33262961nta but damn, I missed that, sounds funny
qrd?
>>33262962Look at the arms though.
>>33262960Oh I'm a dumbass lol, I completely forgot I bought fresh ones yesterday. Anyway it's not bad now, thanks.
>>33262962>>33262966I just picked the first pics I found without putting any thoughts behind it. Better?
>>33262963No idea but she has been saying 33 for a few years now.
>>33262967Some grammer Nazi pointed out that it should have been "cannot" when someone spelled it the wrong way and from that point on I only see it as "can not".
>>33262917you would job against fat women
>>33262973How's mine taste faggot
>>33262893M
To each their own but Aunt Cass in Big Hero 6 is hot as fuck lol (even if she does fit into the "adorkable" trope a little bit). Not overrated imo
>>33262972Go check the archives and prove it, retard. I've never lied about my age ITT. I started posting here when I was around 29, five years ago. If you're going to be obsessed with me enough to talk shit, at least put in the effort.
>>33262971Have you ever seen a naked woman?
>>33262939>>33262954Like I (
>>33262962) said you can't see her body shape in the left. And none of them have nice tits.
I don't think the one on the right is attractive. The one on the left looks cute and has curls, but if I'm supposed to ignore that you leave me nothing left to work with. And even so I'm suspicious of that bucket load of makeup.
Women do you hate your body
>>33262959>into her enough to date just not enough to marry or want kids with. I feel like that's not a crazy thing to say.Imo that is a bit crazy and I don't see the point of dating someone you don't see a potential future with
>>33262977I can not imagine being such a butthurt pedant. We should do that with all those words to further annoy anon.
>I am>will not>do not>you are>we are
>>33262977nta None English speaker here. "Cannot" does look wrong though. English is fucking stupid.
>>33262982No, funnier to annoy you without evidence.
>>33262989You don't even know what looks right nigga shut up. "None English" lookin ass.
>>33262985I am mildly annoyed by parts of it.
>>33262982Nta, but I've never seen you say you were 29. It was always 33 or early 30's for years. You are a liar.
>>33262990At least you admit that you're a lazy, low-effort shitposter. Literally the worst kind, go die.
wait so all the women are 35+???
>>33262980>even ifThat's a weird of spelling "because".
Femanons, do you like to drive? Would you mind driving your bf around?
Are there khhv people who are happy or is it cope?
>>33263002I do. Would not mind driving him around every now and then but if he has no car/license himself or needs me to drive him everywhere I would tell him to fuck off.
>>33262969Nothing particularly attractive about those arms.
>>33262997I literally just checked. I always type my age as "F, XX." when answering questions asking for gender and age. You can see I said I was 32 until summer of last year, and that I said I was 33 until summer of this year. Just because you're here way more and see me answer more questions doesn't mean time is dilating as wide as your mom giving birth to your preemie ass.
Women would you date a man that's banned from having a driver's license
>>33262986I want my kids to look like me? I want my wife to have the same culture as me? I can still like spending time with her while also respecting my wishes for what I want my future family to be.
>>33263003Everything is cope because we die at the end, even sex and procreation are cope
the trains are delayed i should kms
>>33263003Asexual/Aromantic people exist I guess
I'm not khhv tho
I legit don't see myself making it past 30
>>33263017Why not? Lonely?
>>33263017I had that thought when i was 12
>>33263001Kek
I just think it's a little overdone/cliched, but it's a kid's movie lol and her other personality traits balance it out
She's the most attractive pixar mommy imo and it's not even close
>>33263003I mean it's not like losing your khv card automatically makes you happy kek
Happiness should come from other places
>>33263011Why not just be friends (possibly with benefits) then? You're wasting her time otherwise
>>33263017everyone thinks that, just a lame excuse to not plan ahead
>>33263017I thought the same for a long time but time creeps up on ya...
>>33263000In my fantasies jk
>>33262984>>33262991Anon was just asking for the boob size and amount of chub. Just imagine the same girl with an hourglass shape and saggy boobs that size, or a girl with that chub but boobs that are firm and big. Use your imagination and leave me alone.
Should I tell a girl on a first date that I have issues cumming from anxiety?
Women, would you date a... ah, who am I kidding, of course you wouldn't.
Liars don't like to be caught. Now she has to commit to the 33.
>>33263018Life just sucks
>>33263027yes, very appealing and romantic
>>33263027if you find a funny way to joke about it sure, personally i would just wait until you're in the moment
>>33263015How are you going to do that if the trains are delayed?
>>33263017I used to be like you.
Fuck these hoes let's date each other
>>33263023And she's not even a mom.
I like adorkable.
>>33263038incel to fag to tranny to suicide pipeline moment
>>33262993I'm serious!
I before E except after C. Except weird, height, seize, foreign, neighbor, either, protein. Add s or es to form plurals. Except men, children, mice, feet, geese. Add ed for past tense. Except went, ate, ran, bought, thought. Adjectives precede nouns. Except attorney general, court martial. "a" before consonant sounds, "an" before vowel sounds. Except a university, an hour, an honor, a unicorn. Every sentence must have a subject. Except commands like “Stop!”, “Sit down!”, etc. Words ending in "y" become "ies" in plural. Except boys, monkeys, toys. Double the final consonant before adding ing or ed. Except visiting, profited. Y'all have a shitty language.
>>33263010f, no. i wouldn't date a man who can't do basic adult things like drive, hold down a job, etc
>>33262996THAT WAS AUTOCOMPLETE I KNOW IT'S NON
>>33263023Wouldn't being friends with benefits be worse for her than an actual relationship that just doesn't end in marriage or kids? Why would any woman want fwb when a relationship is on the table?
>>33263026Can't have an hourglass figure with saggy boobs.
It IS possible to be chubby and still have an hourglass figure.
>leave me aloneThen why bother replying?
Do they medicate just to make you soft
>>33263008But certainly not overweight.
>>33263027no, wait till the bedroom. it's a common problem so don't sweat it too much.
>>33263027That's a sex talk thing, not a first date thing.
>>33263051no, you want meds because you are soft, meds just make you even softer
>>33263053Is that what passes for "nice body shape" nowadays?
>>33263058They call and just let it ring
>>33263060No, that's what we call "skinnyfat".
>>33263040>she's not even a momFr, but she's like a mom figure for the boys
>I like adorkableSo do I, I love Anna from Frozen for instance, I just acknowledge that it's a bit of an overdone trope lol
If Aunt Cass was real though she would be drowning in suitors kek
>>33263010How did you get banned bro?
I don't plan to ever get a driver's license lol. Motorbike someday though
>>33263015): shitpost with us and just chillax at the station
>>33263036maybe i’ll just electrocute myself
>>33263051No, they medicate to make you not want to kill yourself so much, and to keep you from being a nuisance.
>>33263062Women can't be skinnyfat
>>33263066anon is just spamming lyrics again
>>33263062I hate that term. And it has nothing to do with the the beginning of this reply chain.
>>33263048Well maybe not with her specifically but just in general a girl who doesn't want anything serious
>>33263063>I just acknowledge that it's a bit of an overdone trope lolnta what would you prefer? Girlboss?
>>33263003i'm as happy as i'd be otherwise, probably. you always revert to your baseline state.
i need to be medicated to death
I need a European gf with a big butt, where do I go?
>>33263064Let me know how it went.
>>33263067>Women can't be skinnyfatF :/
>>33263068Burn like a match house
>>33263027Would you want a woman to mention that she can't orgasm during PiV on a first date? I didn't think so.
>>33263072Well I mean she runs the cat cafe right? So desu I think she is already a mix of adorkable and girlboss
>what would you preferThat she was real jk l
>>33263082this but beer at 7 in the morning and a cig
>>33263075You want a European gf?
You could try Africa, America or Antarctica
My life is leaving my body and I have achieved nothing
I have never known love and I will not be missed
I am just a lonely corporate rat
>>33263070>"nice body shape"Why post a skinnyfat as part of your scale?
>>33263072NTA. Aunt Cass is an adorkable girlboss. I mean she literally runs her own café.
>>33263082Earl Grey is mid as fuck
>>33263089ok, and? get yourself some cheese and shut up
>>33263075Avoid Eastern Europe.
>>33263077Women don’t get skinnyfat they just become pear-shaped goddess.
>>33263087i'm imagining patrick stewart saying this
>>33263084>Well I mean she runs the cat cafe right?Oh, good catch. :) I haven't watched it in a while.
>>33263082Shut up you fake frenchman.
Women do you follow the 3 g's
>>33263093compared to what? ecstasy?
>>33263086I'd rather not. I have been working out though so it's slightly nicer than it used to be.
>>33263090I don't know. That's what I was wondering too.
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>>33263098okay now i want to watch first contact again
>>33263103That's what I had in mind yeah
>>33263082Also I just realised you messed up the order of that order.
Its weird once american hours arrive and you see shit like driving a car being considered basic adult baseline ability
Barely anyone drives here
Bus is free
>>33263102gaysex
girlcock
girlboss
>>33263102whats that?
>god>gold>glory???
>>33263111GASLIGHT
GATEKEEP
GIRLBOSS
>>33263109To be fair, America is fuck huge.
>>33263094I am lactose intolerant
It’s genuinely over
>>33263109the fuck do you live? india?
>>33263112yeah that makes more sense huh
>>33263114weak
>>33263104Are you pudgy. Do you have a protruding belly.
>>33263109>Bus is freeWhere?
I ride my bicycle everywhere I need to go.
Women, would you date a man who can't give you a ride anywhere?
>>33263109It’s not weird, it’s just how America is. No car? (Except for urban cities) You’re giganiggerfucked have fun walking ten years to the store. Also bus isn’t free and keeps increasing in fare.
>>33263108i can live with that. it's how i say it to myself every morning.
>>33263109There are singular states wider than the entirety of the EU. Being able to drive is a basic necessity for anyone who lives outside of cities.
>>33263114Just drink more milk you zipperhead.
>>33263102>the 3 g'sWhat are those?
Gaslight
Gatekeep
Girlboss
https://youtu.be/gJDR0vj_yzw?si=3Ab7eOlhdxP1_PpZ
>>33263116I do have a bit of a mound that I can't seem to get rid of. But I'm telling myself that that's because of my internal organs desu.
>>33263117>can‘t go anywhere in bad weather>can‘t get groceries >can‘t drive you if you have car problems>can‘t go anywhere without getting dusty and sweaty>can‘t pick up anything larger or heaviernope
>>33263123gaslighting is actually so fun
>>33263125It's probably fat but not fat that you can get rid of.
>>33263109Yeah I live in a tourist city so just walk / cycle / bus / train, not even worth driving in the traffic
I should get a license at some point though just to have it. Lessons are just 2 expensive
>>33263113Unless you're Elvis Presley you don't need to go to Denver to get a sandwich.
>>33263126>>can‘t pick up anything larger or heavierClearly you do not know the joys of slinging a refrigerator over your back and biking 10km back home
>>33263096yeah eastern europe seems like a meme
>>33263130Oh, you mean like fat needed to protect the womb? Thanks, I can cope with that.
>>33263126>>can‘t go anywhere in bad weather>>can‘t get groceriesDon't be ridiculous.
>>33263134I meant like picking your mom up from the hospital after her gastric bypass surgery.
>>33263136Stay miserable and hateful
>>33263134Back in my day we used to drag refrigerators on a sled 10 km uphill both ways
>>33263132You know America isn't just a big New York City, right?
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>>33263099I also haven't seen it in years but I remember it being one of the better "modern" Disney movies imo
Also apparently there's a couple of spin-off series
Aunt Cass is the full package though... how was she single...
Brb gonna go fap to her
>>33263140i’m not, i’m having fun and relaxing. you’re the one who sounds bitter and sad
>>33263129Is it? Ok, if you say so.
>>33263143If you fap to something off-model, shame
>>33263138>can‘t go on a road trip>can‘g go camping>can‘t go anywhere thats far away>can‘t make out in the car>can‘t fuck on the back seats>can‘t have pic nic in the rain>can‘t listen to cringe music and sing very loud and wrong together>can‘t fondle his dick whilst he is drivingpass
It seems like I have no trouble attracting women, but once they start getting to know me they lose interest in me. I’m physically attractive but a bit of a sperg, would the right woman see my tistic tendencies as endearing? Or is that just cope?
How do I not let this shit get to me, cus when every woman does this it makes me think there’s something wrong with me, even though the worst thing I do is be a bit awkward
>>33263139I sling her on my back as well
>>33263145Sure sure, you’re definitely not a miserable person
>>33263139Back in my day we used to put mom after gastric bypass surgeru on a sled and drag her uphill 15 km both ways
>>33263152are you gaslighting me…
>>33263142Nta
That's kinda kino in a dystopian way. Hundreds of miles of glass steel and concrete.
>>33263150>the worst thing I do is be a bit awkwardsounds more like you lack self awareness
>>33263088struggling to understand this post
>>33263142For the majority of Americans and the purpose of this conversation it might as well be.
I did it guys!
The thing!
I need someone to praise me :)
>>33263147Hdym? Gonna fap to the film + my imagination kek
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>>33263156can we make this happen?
>>33263156Yeh, like Coruscant with slightly more trees.
>>33263161I can't until I know what you did
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>>33263153based, did you also freeze her in blocks of ice like a mammoth?
here is a meme your mom sent me on fb
>>33263159I was being sarcastic
You are asking where to go to find a European gf
Did Europe not come to mine...
>>33263161Congrats u legend
>>33263148At this point I'm not sure if it's the guy you're dating, or the car.
>>33263160Yes, yes, and every Canadian owns a polar bear.
>>33263167Bro only ate half the pizza tho, he's chatting shit
>>33263165It!
the thing!
>>33263168Thank you!
>>33263169The automobile is a highly versatile tool for couple-oriented activities.
>>33263169the car is a tool to have nice experiences with the guy you tard
>>33263168I mean which part of europe, silly
>>33263161I have a bad feeling about this.
>>33263172What thing nigga. Tell me what you did or I'm gonna do you.
>>33263173>The automobile is a highly versatile tool>>33263174>the car is a tool to have nice experiencesIs it autistic femanon hours rn or something
I love doing the laundry. I have a laundry and clothes folding fetish.
>>33263177Are you hot?
I'm bi so gender isn't an issue :)
>>33263170Mine's in the shop right now.
>>33263178silence bicyclecel
>>33263179Based laundry enjoyer
I literally took out a laundry load 5 minutes ago, omg we're in sync bro
>>33263180Yeah are you a guy
I'm going to ride to the library, in the rain. See you later.
>>33263179boy do I have a job for you
>>33263179>tfw I sit on the washer and dryer so often that I've really developed a sexual anticipation for doing that specific housework
>>33263183Laundry on a Monday? Were you too hungover yesterday or what?
>>33263186have fun having to pay for the books because they got damp and the pages got wavy
>>33263188>mfw I remember Wheels saying she got off sometimes rolling over bumpy terrain.
>>33263188Do women actually do this
>>33263185I'm a 6'3, blue eyed, brown haired, european man :)
>>33263193Lmao, I'm kinda surprised she has feeling down there.
>>33263183Yess
>>33263187More laundry?
>>33263188I love sitting on the dryer.
>>33263190Sorry. I’m a man.
>>33263195I'm shorter than you but the rest is the same I'd put my dick in your ass
>>33263193She deserves any silver lining to her condition.
>>33263194>>33263194I unironically do. After loading it, I'll hop on top and hornypost ITT. I actually got a new washer recently that isn't broken, so it shakes a lot less. Not as good in that regard, though it's much quieter.
>>33263193lol I have got to remember to ask her more about this when I see her.
>>33263199>imagine being topped by a guy shorter than you lmfao
>>33263192Anon has never heard of a bag.
>>33263204i can only get so erect
>>33263193People with physical disabilities like that have really fucked up plumping. It's a surprise bag as to what you'll get.
>>33263202If I fuck you will you tell me what you did that is so deserving of recognition
Buy this car to drive to work. Drive to work to pay for this car. Buy this car to drive to work. Drive. To. Work.
>>33263210She looks pretty thicc to me dawg
Girls rate my new pick up line
>I don't know anything about music and D minors but I'd definitely dick you down if you were a minor
What would you do if a guy said this to you?
>>33263189>Laundry on a Monday? Were you too hungover yesterday or what?I did some clothes yesterday and towels today
>>33263215You make my d major, baby
>>33263215wouldnt even respond
thats so pathetic id just feel bad for you
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>>33263215bro finna get picked up by the police with this pick-up line
Femanons, what are some hardships of being a woman?
isn't everyone basically settling in relationships? theoretically if you were rich and/or famous enough to date whoever you wanted chances are you still wouldn't be with the chick you are with. why does settling have a negative connotation around it? we are all settling.
>>33263160You should see what they define as "urban" lol
>does he have electricity?>sounds pretty urban to me!The r/fuckcars crowd also doesn't seem to understand that Americans are more likely to have larger households (inb4 fat joke) and I'm not carrying 5 people's worth of groceries home on a bike or via the bus. Yeah when I was a single person living in a city I would go weeks without using my car, asking a married couple with children to use public transportation is fucking retarded, the sheer time wastage alone from even the most efficient public transportation would break most families.
>>33263212Will riding a bike magically make the mortgage and other bills go away?
>>33263223Bro has never heard of the concept of love and attachment
>>33263228>why bother doing a thing if it's not going to completely fix itAll or nothing types like you bug the shit out of me.
It's so damn hot out there
>>33263235sweating like a whore in church
>>33263230Take a photo you bum ass nigga
>>33263235I'm having constant power outs because everyone is running their AC. And June isn't even over.
>>33263222There are a million. Luckily, I don't have to deal with most of them because I live in a decent part of the world. At worst, I have to deal with harassment and the knowledge that I may be targeted for exploitation by individuals, groups, businesses, employers, etc moreso than if I was a man.
>>33262332M
You don't have to go to the funeral, how long were you together?
>>33263222having to deal with you
>>33263230Hopefully its neutered
Damn parasites
>>33263222It's honestly not so bad where I live.
>>33263238I don't even have an ac
>>33263243It’s a girl cat.
>>33263237The gangstalkers will find me if I do.
>>33263235>spent the hot weekend with hot friends that want a threesome >had to resist their temptation the whole time I was using their pool>they're inviting me over all this week even though the weather won't be as good>feel like they'll use the excuse of the rain to invite me in and talk me into fucking
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Ouch, why are foids like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGofhexMts0
>tfw a moid over 30 is leering at you because you had the audacity to dress slutty
Should be illegal tbqh
>>33263248Bro saw his first pussy
>>33263234The time cost alone of cycling to work vs driving would very quickly make the car a "cheaper" option for me honestly.
I need big titty goth mommy black lipstick mouth on my penis RIGHT NOW
>>33263220Why is it pathetic?
>>33263249Windows closed in the day. Open at night. Repeat until September.
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Okay but what if I don't play games, but I watch people play them? Is that good enough for a gamer boy? I only play Sonic and only the ones with Shadow in them
>>33263258I thought we were just venting about how hot it's been and will be this week.
I wish I had robotic eyeballs to censor all people. I just see cylinders instead. I want to zone out all other humans.
>>33263238>power outs because everyone is running their ACMaybe this is just my retarded red state thinking here, but why wouldn't you just build more power plants if this was an issue? I live in a place that experiences severe winter and summer weather along with tons of extreme weather events and I've lost power once in 10 years since moving here, and NEVER because we didn't have enough to go around.
Women do you pretend to like video games to get a boyfriend
>>33263268just stay in your room the fuck
>>33263271But I need to go outside.
>>33263269Ah fuck. Why didn't we think of that. Just build more plants.
>>33263270No. I make it very clear that I only like puzzle games and that I hate most other games. I'm open to trying new ones, but I'm also a terrible loser so I prefer not to do competitive games with people I want to keep being nice to.
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>>33263231ok but you can love better people. there are 8 billion people on earth there has to be someone more attractive that makes more money with the same interests and personality as the person someone already loves. people are not that unique and there are billions of us
my dumb cat just fell off her chair while asleep lol
>>33263275I don't get why some guys here are so obsessed with you. You sound like a bitch
>>33263265>watch people play themthat's a bit cringe ngl
have you got all emblems in Sonic Adventure 2
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bitch outsmarted me
>at work
>bored, i always finish my jobs early
>see a girl doing some cool pen spinning shit
>ask her how do
>she shows me how do
>try do
>cant do
>see her at work
>"oh, actually I use a modified pen, look"
last time you were bamboozled by the other gender?
>>33263280Rude and unprompted.
>>33263273*kicks your kneecaps*
no need to thank me
>>33263283Yeah but it's true though. I'm just keeping it real.
>>33263253If that were illegal, then shouldn't impersonating a sex worker also be illegal?
Heh
Anyway, leering is rude at any age. I never let strange women see me looking. The fact that you're fine with young men leering at you is more telling of you than anything else.
And for the record, I have no problem with any adult wearing slutty clothes.
>>33263147some legends on YT compiling the Aunt Cass scenes lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wntAnzYs-Lk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSBVxeA8YyQ
*unzips*
I need a gf who plays factorio and rimworld with me.
>>33263278You physically do not have enough time to sift through enough people to find someone like that
>>33263287Do you have a notification set up to when people say something anti-pedo itt so you can come and spew more pedo bullshit?
>Barely any tits
>no ass
>weird face
>short, dyke hair
whats the appeal here
The bitch I was talking to is now ghosting me. What do I do now? Other women aren't as good as her
>>33263295Who do you have in mind
>>33263290>rimworldis that like those homosexual cruise ships?
>>33263299>>33263288i failed to quote
goes the raven
>>33263297If she ghosted you then she ain't good innit
>>33263269NTA
i lose power every year in the winter, cuzz uuhhh ice on the 90 year old powerlines or some shit
heres a tag on a pole in front of my house jej
>>33263297what made her superior?
>>33263305How is that dyke hair you turbo tard
>>33263286I can be bitchy here, sure. But I don't think I'm overall a bitch, at least not IRL.
>>33263308heavenly braaaaps
>>33263303It's a scifi colony sim, there's no rimming involved
>>33263311>I'm describing how I'd act and the things I'd do irl with partners. But that's not how I'd act irl.
>>33263306That's a good point. The perfect woman doesn't exist
>>33263308She was funny and possibly bi
Men, does it turn you on when a girl humiliates you?
>>33263306This is some serious cope.
>if she rejected you for your height, she was shallow anywayWhen all foids prefer taller guys.
>>33263310lol calm down wannabe dyke dicker
lesbian longer
chick chaser chaser
alphabet forget she likes women and now im sad dad
>>33263317>He doesn't have the rimjob mod
>>33263321no it just makes me hate her
and not hatefuck hate but slash her tires and break her mirrors off hate
>>33263317>scifi colony simsounds like a homo cruise ship sim
>>33263321No I'm not a faggot
Unironically would not date a man who plays Rimworld. Same with MMORPG's. Or those online games that are constantly updated for like 20 years.
All of those are shit people spend way too much time on
>>33263323If she rejects you then you wouldn't have worked out together and she isn't the "perfect woman", shallow or not.
>when she sucks your dick until it shrinks thus removing your maculinity
no please dont do this women
>>33263326I'm not going to look that up because I'm afraid it exists.
>>33263329It's not homo! Actually I have one lesbian colonist, but there's four hetero couples to balance it out.
>>33263305>>33263310I have no idea what's going on here
>>33263321Depends on the context and how playful/lighthearted it is, can a bit though desu
>>33263331>All of those are shit people spend way too much time onhow much time do you spend on 4chan tho...
>Rimworldthis sounds really dodgy lol...
>>33263333Fuck outta here with that gay ass femdom shit
>>33263318I said overall. If you're saying this one post about how I'm a sore loser makes me a bitch, then okay that's your judgement. But the fact that I have to be so snippy with cunts on 4chan being rude because they're anonymous isn't a reflection of how I normally interact with decent people in my day-to-day life. And you made it sound like you think you know who I am and made that judgement call based on other things I've said. That's all I'm saying.
>>33263340Not that much. I only occasionally visit this thread and all the boards I actually liked on this site have long since been ruined by coomers and poltards.
>>33263321In bed or in private yes, I'm extremely masochistic. In public or social settings? No, it infuriates me and I usually retaliate in some way that in hindsight is usually over the top.
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>>33263340The word 'rim' is forever ruined desu.
>>33263346>only occasionally visit this threadshe managed to escape... gg...
iktf though idk how some people have so much time for vidya while dating
>>33263345Yeah I did make it based on other things you said. I don't blame you for being mean to guys who are trying to start shit but your responses to questions in general make you seem a certain way.
>>33263350I mean I've always barely visited the thread.
There aren't that many interesting questions and I'm not very interested in sifting through all the
>Is this objectively attractive trait bad>Is my above average penis small>Sex lol XD>I'm a small, petite girl with perky breasts, clear skin and healthy hair; am I ugly?>Do men like big asses>Do women pity sexetc garbage questions
>>33263321Yes, I love being dominated and subjugated by the superior, ruling sex.
>>33262893I was very surprised to find some anons with powerful attraction to her.
She's literally just normal. As I recall, er personality is warm, caring, and vulnerably goofy so I can understand young men regularly scared of women finding her appealing.
I honestly can't think of a character that I haven't seen the appeal of.
>>33262897>I don‘t see the appeal in any fictional charactersANY?
...you realize how bizarre that is, right? I mean, finding the idea of waifu absurd is fine. Or even never once thinking about your favorite character isn't uncommon.
But if you don't see the appeal in any fictional character, my next question is immediately "Do you see the appeal in anything?"
It doesn't seem healthy.
>>33263348I find it kinda fucking retarded how raids in those game work. Like you may only have 15-20 guys in a colony if the really big but bandits will just endlessly throw dozens of guys over and over at you seemingly pulling them out of their ass. Makes no sense.
>>33263353>always barely visited the threI should follow in your footsteps desu
>>33263358Nta
If they're not real then it's pointless
>>33263361It's a bit silly without mods, yes. Also why everyone ends up making killboxes.
>>33263367Building houses and dying in wars
>>33263348>>33263361Rimworld is a shit super easy game people add 1500 mods to in order to pretend its good.
Its one of those games people act like is super complex and emergent when you're just doing exactly the same shit with different names
Women would you rather date a guy who looks harmless/beta but can lay down some serious fire or a guy who looks scary but is actually a pussy bitch
>>33263367fucking bitches and fucking whores
making houses making doors
winning fights and waging wars
camping, cooking smores
layin' in bed letting out snores
I went on v once and it was just people shitting on whatever's popular and praising their autistic japslop final fantasy clones that less than a hundred people in the world play and I realized that's basically what this entire site is
Women, thoughts on people who use atoga as a chatroom?
>>33263358>Do you see the appeal in anything?yeah, but I never encountered a fictional character that made me want them
>>33263381I get it. I kind of miss a chatroom I used to go on from long ago but it got permanently closed.
Gender
Most punchable animal?
>>33263371It's more of a relaxing game to me and I like the setting. Make a bunch of houses, hydroponics, something for power, crafting areas, killbox, and then watch my colony grow. I don't usually play games that are hard desu. Hardest game I ever played was probably some puzzle game or idk noita maybe?
>>33263385We need an atoga discord
>>33263352That's fair. I definitely must be some sort of way to strangers in general. I just don't think being curt and honest would make me a bitch by default.
>>33263381I think it's fine after bump limit, and before so in moderation.
>>33263354based, I just came watching vids of men humiliating themselves by fucking sex dolls.
Women is an impressive vocal range in man an ick or a positive?
>>33263386F. Kangaroo, obvs.
>have to move pots bc it's storming outside
>Decide to move the heavy ones too
>suddenly immense pain in my lower back
Well it's not like I wanted to clean the kitchen, do the groceries and cook anyway...
Hate getting older.
>>33263397i watched an interview with pornstar things and one of them gets off to men jerking off lol
"its free dick, just out there"
she said
>>33263384I'm late 20s kek
>>33263392we really don't lol
>>33263386M, humans
>>33263402Then you are mentally a zoomer.
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>>33263392We have like 5 already.
>>33263396I was thinking that too but how the fuck do you punch a skeeto
>>33263404I would be zooming towards that aunt cussy ya feel me
Men do you like taking care of sick girls?
>>33263400Maybe if you actually lifted on a regular basis with some progressive overloading, you wouldn't be such a pussy.
Can someone call me unc. I always get called zoomer or lil bro.
>>33263406The obsessed discord pedo is back.
>ask an qujestions
>Women actually answer it
>Men try to be funny or just post horny shit because they have 0 personality
Getting why women now
>>33263381It’s only cool when I do it
>>33263386Your momma
>>33263407Squish with fist when landing
What the hell
What the helly
What the helliante
What the helly berry
>>33263400Sounds like you need a big strong moid to help you out around the house
>>33263291they still exist therefore you are settling
>>33263255People don't seem to factor in time cost, yeh.
>>33263410Sure but do you like taking care of sick men
>>33263413Projecting much? How am I a pedo?
>>33263412Unc thought he'd slip by undetected
>>33263411Probably.
But I also lifted it in a really stupid way. Basically bending over and not using my strong legs.
>>33263420I am already said big, strong moid. lol
>>33263419Speaking of unattractive people considered attractive, Hally berry
Where is her dick?
>>33263397She's a pornstar, pretending to be into weird stuff is part of her marketing persona. If a woman asks for a dick pic you send a portrait of Richard Nixon and call it a day, because that's a blackmail scam.
>>33263269>but why wouldn't you just build more power plants if thisYou know that kinda costs a bit, right? :) That's like saying "just print more money". That worked well for Russia after WW2.
>>33263426You're obsessed with the sexual assault of a minor.
>>33263270The opposite. I say I like video games and everyone accuses me of being a gamer girl pickme.
>>33263434Wooo pick me alert
>>33263430I genuinely get off to men sending dick pics because they think I find it hot, when I find it hot that they humiliate and expose themselves.
>>33263437Live post about how it's going
If she is not a gamer, she is for pump and dump only
I will only ever put the ring on a gamer
>>33263437I pooped around 3h ago before taking a bath.
Was a quite clean wipe.
>>33263381Chat, look at this pseudo over here.
>>33263381atoga is a chatroom
>>33263439It’s not going well
If you don't ask questions you should be banned from atoga. I'm the atoga purist.
>>33263436I loled and I'm not even angy about that one.
>>33263446What's so bad about it
Are you constipated
>>33263446Eat more dried fruits.
Or less.
>>33263447MODS BAN THIS FAGGOT HE DID NOT ASK A QUESTION AAAAAAA
>>33263448What games you play sis
>>33263447So what was your question?
>>33263438If the girl was actually getting off on the humiliation aspect I might consider it but that seems like a one in a million scenario, generally I just refuse to send them even to girls I'm dating irl who ask for them because I just don't trust any woman wants them for anything other than some weird trophy or to use as leverage later.
>>33263447I think you should have your thumbs cut of and that you're an annoying fag. Thoughts women?
>>33263450How about you just say "drink more water"?
Women how would you feel if your bf created a silicone exact clone of his penis and sent it to you as a gift
>>33263456Because that's not gonna have the right influence if you got issues.
>>33263452A bunch really. I've been replaying Half Life 2 lately. Also the Sims, yes.
I love brine from family guy
>>33263449My vagina is hurting now it’s just getting worse
>>33263450Helpful.
>>33263457Is yours going any better
>>33263321I can't remember being humiliated in forever. As I recall, I found it impressive, awesome, and hilarious because I deserved it.
I wouldn't say turned on, but definitely enjoying myself being challenged and defeated.
I was teaching a friend to play Othello and offered to give her the corners for the first game. She declined and proceeded to absolutely crush me. I was smarter, more educated, and a much bigger fan of puzzles and games. She always beat me. I had to focus hard to make it close while she took turns in between cooking.
It was incredible.
It might've turned me on if we'd been a couple.
This got me thinking and I kind of got verbose...
>>33263471>I was smarter, more educatedobviously not
>>33263462I replayed hl2 on the anniversary and it was a lot more mid than I remember honestly. If I had vr I'd try alyx
>Girls be like teehee I'm a gamer and then only play sims and stardew valley
>>33263468nta M Have you tried pushing in your vagina to pop it out? I've heard some foids say that works but I'm not sure if they were just fucking with me in an attempt to gross me out.
Bulge in your pants with your hand holding it > bulge in your pants > erect dick > over holding erect dick >>>>> flacid and sad
This is the factual tier list btw and where most men fuck up
>>33263468Are you on your period
>>33263447I answer questions.
>>33263469It went, but at what cost
>>33263471A while back I was discussing humiliation kinks and, while I have never done it, I realized that for me the turn on from being Dommed or even humiliated was similar to being bound. At least for me, it's a manifestation of her singular focus and attention on me.
Any torture or humiliation would be arousing if she needed to do it to me. Needed me. Was focused on me.
But it's a razor's edge. Degradation might be fine but the moment it tips over from me being me into the territory of me being replaceable or any guy would be just as good under her heel? I'm out. Seriously. Getting dressed and leaving.
I can endure any humiliation if I am valued. If I'm worthless and replaceable, I might as well fuck off.
Degrading someone by saying they're worthless always seemed like playacting nonsense to me. If they're worthless, what's it say about you for spending your time on them?
If I'm beating and degrading a girl, I'm saying things that prey on her emotional vulnerabilities and insecurities. I'll make her know that she's broken and wrong and I see all her flaws. And as I inflict pain, I make her feel grateful for the pain, and the humiliation along with it. She's grateful because she knows that no matter how broken she is, she's worthy of my attention. I'm not trying to tear down her self esteem so she's a fragile shell dependent on me. I'm trying to force her to love all the good and bad bits of herself, all the pleasure and the pain, all the truth and humiliation. I'm dragging her naked into the exposure of the searing light of existence ...and then fucking her silly.
My words and blows are an expression of affection. My humiliation of her is my proving to her that I see all her ugly bits, know them better than her, rub her nose in them, and then show her that she's still very much deserving of my affection.
I think I would be very turned on by a woman doing something similar.
I suppose punching me and calling me a bitch as she points out my bullshit counts.
>>33263476Yeh, honestly, it's not THAT special. I think there was too much hype around it. I like something like Deus Ex way better. That one really needs a remake.
>>33263484Thragg from Invincible??
Bro, fuck off. Nobody gives enough of a shit about you to read all that.
>>33263477I’ve never done that and I had diahhrea anyway
>>33263479Yea
>>33263475Well, higher IQ. Definitely more educated.
But there's applied intelligence. She was smart and very talented at seeing the patterns of Othello.
>>33263468Do you often have strong cramps during your periods?
>>33263482Yes, we all know you need to feel special at all times.
>>33263485It was a product of its time, in 2005 it was the shit because it was 2005 and most games were shit. Never played deus sex I'm a zoomer.
Also I thought you hated video games.
>>33263488Poor girl. Are you sick or did you just eat something funky.
>>33263488diareha is the worst shit
(bazinga)
>>33263495Ok that's good.
Probably just some food coincidentally hitting your bowels a bit hard.
If you got diarrhea, then things like rice crackers, rusk and hard biscuits can help you with soaking up the liquid part in yoir bowels.
nothing funnier than seeing some moid try to look tough/serious/cool in public transport
Sweetie you aren’t in a lambo, you are on the tube. Stare defeated at your feet like a normal loser.
>>33263482It's "ask the opposite gender anything" not "reply to yourself to tell everyone about your fetish"
>>33263487Sometimes it's about sharing a point of view so that others see it as they might never considered it and not about farming attention or talking about myself.
...okay, rarely. But sometimes. This time.
>>33263491Hey this guy is collecting information for his spreadsheet
>>33263487I asked. I cared.
Worst common questions?
For me its men being like
>Do women like dominant men
>Do women like being fucked hard
>Do women like [other common male trait you can find in literally any man]
The desperation for validation is insane, especially when they're trying to be validated for being... average
>>33263499>>33263501I will stare into your soul.
>>33263503nta
>I am le superior niche special boy nobody is like me nobody sees things like me teeheeew
>>33263506What'd you come down with any idea
>>33263493>>33263502See
>>33263503>Sometimes it's about sharing a point of view so that others see it as they might never considered itThis sophomoric resistance to actual discussion isn't superiority.
>>33263499>woman on public transport demands everyone stare at the ground in respectUnironically who the hell do you think you are to look down on dudes on public transport when a woman being on there is easily twice as pathetic?
Lol the seething pretentiousness is crazy
>>33263517the cringe thing is you thinking other have not considered it
>tripfag so self-centered he's using this place as his blog
im so shocked
Bro thought he COOKED lmao
>>33263522I think it correlates with his disabled wife not giving him enough attention
>>33263517Nigga, you weren't facilitating discussion either, just talking about how you see domination. It's not a sophomoric resistance to anything, this is just not your blog.
>>33263512>>I am le superior niche special boy nobody is like me nobody sees things like meI'm odd and by all reports I think more than most. It's reasonable to conclude that thoughts I've had that I literally never see shared, even when people discuss it, are seldom thought about.
I have no delusions that I'm special for thinking these things. I'm sure many have.
There's two possibilities to those that read it: They haven't thought of it before or they have any might want to discuss it.
Savvy?
my guy
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High IQ male here
I think [common male fetish] (domination) is hot
Thank you for coming to my ted talk
I am very smart, no one has ever had this think before
>>33263499You’re on the tube too, though. Retard.
Nigga is such a funny word
Do women like being onaholes?
Women, would you date a man who has a height?
>>33263499>>33263519Not american so I don't get how its pathetic in either case
I'm on my way to work
I most likely haven't noticed you exist and if I did beyond a single glance I don't care
You are not the main character of reality
>>33263527omg please punch me in the gut to make me feel accepted for my inferior existence
>>332634942005 was great for vidya, the hell are you talking about? Resident Evil 4, Shadow of the Colossus, F.E.A.R., Psychonauts, Civilization IV, Age of Empires III, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Dungeon Siege II, Guild Wars...
>>33263534Ironically I'm not actually into domming
Or being dommed
Just normal sex
>>33263526>I'm odd and by all reports I think more than most>I have no delusions that I'm special for thinking these thingsYou think that you're special because you're special but don't think that you are? lmao
>There's two possibilities to those that read it: They haven't thought of it Holy shit guys, have you ever head of femdom?
>They have any might want to discuss it.If they wanted to, I doubt they'd choose atoga of all places, and they surely wouldn't need your blog posts about it.
>>33263531No I only date men with width X length
>>33263538Trapezoid bros I think it's over
>>33263536BAMBOOZLED ONCE AGAIN I WILL ARTISTICALLY AND METHODICALLY SLICE MY ARMS NOW FOR YOUR AESTHETICS ENJOYMENT AM I SPECIAL YET AM I DIFFERENT YET PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS AAAAAAA
>>33263529Nigger is funnier
>>33263540reminds me of that one chick who cut herself a lot on twitter or whatever
absolute disgust to be honest
>>33263540well, vanity can make you do some crazy shit
>>33263543ONLY BALD AND FUCKING FAT FUCKS
>>33263525>>33263521>lol everyone thinks about this weird thing we think you're weird for posting about! Lol! Do tell
Either it's commonplace and a nothingburger safely ignored or it's not.
Pick a fucking lane or just admit you're just smashing the keyboard. You're literally just saying "whatever shut up" but pretending you have a point. You don't.
>>33263487>Bro, fuck off. Nobody gives enough of a shit about you to read all that.In contrast, this post was respectable and honest in its dismissal.
If you shit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting, I'll point out that you are not a qualified baker.
>>33263545FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK IM GOING TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT
>>33263543YES BUT NOT YOU
>>33263532>I don't get how its pathetic in either casePublic transportation in the US is usually unclean and unsafe
>I haven't noticed you existusing American public transit unfortunately requires some situational awareness, you absolutely need to scan the other passengers now and then
>>33263543They like Chads, but they're not capable of loving anyone.
>>33263548whatever shut up
>>33263553whats wrong with america lol
>>33263553Source: he lives in Ohio
>>33263535I mean half life 2 was kind of just a glorified tech demo, it was technologically impressive for the time and valve wanted to demonstrate their technologies. But that whole aspect has worn off after 20 years.
>>33263553>US is usually unclean and unsafeCan you be more specific? Why is it unclean and unsafe?
>>33263543Unironically? Only when they're ovulating
And it isn't love just lust
>>33263557Lol I saw a guy take a fat dump in the subway couple days ago. Pretty common sight.
>>33263515I don’t know sometimes I just get diahhrea
Now that my back is broken, I will have to order something for dinner.
What should I get?
Pizza, pasta, sausage stuff, stews, Chinese, sushi, burgers, kebabs?
>>33263549CAN I EAT IT WITH A SPOON
>>33263564Hot girls and their tummy troubles.
>>33263566SURE BUT YOU BRING YOUR OWN
>>33263569WHAT IF I DONT HAVE ONE
>>33263565Kebab
In a donner
With some greens
And a pepsi
I need a gf or bf who will play bloodborne with me.
>>33263548>>lol everyone thinks about this weird thing we think you're weird for posting about! Lol!We don't think you're weird for posting ABOUT something. We think you're weird for treating this like a blog and then replying to yourself to keep talking about your fetish that nobody cares about.
>You're literally just saying "whatever shut up" but pretending you have a point. You don't.I do have a point. That you act pedantic when people rightly call you out for acting like believing that you're unique and special while constantly parroting that it's not the case. What's your point? Because so far the only thing you're talking about is how you're different and unique and you bring topics that nobody else does, insisting that you don't think you're special somehow.
>>33263574Yet here you are with your tummy troubles. Curious.
>>33263573YOURE SURE AS HELL NOT USING MY SPOONS I HAD TO MELT THEM ALL DOWN TO MAKE THE BULLET
>>33263548>>33263568MKGOCK AND EXHIBUSSY
TOGETHER ONCE MORE
>>33263576I'll play it with you bro
>>33263559nta Half Life 2 had a pretty good story, worldbuilding, and atmosphere desu. Also pacing and variety. I doubt they would have put that much work on a tech demo.
>>33263575First time actually ordering a kebab for delivery desu, usually I pick them up myself.
I hope it doesn't get all jumbled up during the delivery.
>>33263570Kebab place also has burgers, so I might mix.
Where are the mentally stable and kind anons with fun hobbies…
>>33263519>>33263528A man has no business trying to look tough on the tube, sorry
If you want to look cool and masculine at least commit to the masculine gendered stereotypes. A woman is not the one supposed to own and drive a car according to them.
>>33263585I feel out of place here
>>33263585Here but my hobbies are boring
Okay, I admit it.
I was a bit stupid to consider the slight possibility that someone might actually be interested in reading or discussing anything I post. I should have dropped my trip and joined the vidya conversation.
But I was actually engaged in something someone posted. My mistake.
I officially apologize for disrupting your posts on diarrhea and other venting.
>>33263583Also it had awesome music. It’s a great game.
>>33263558Lived in DC for six years for work, used the subway every day. I know you urbanites just get used to this kind of thing but to the rest of the world it's insane that you tolerate that kind of crap and just dismissing it as "what's the matter drumphie, too redneck to appreciate the pee and muggers?" is part of why this country's political situation is so fucked, no normal person is going to say "yeah, it's a sign of culture that some dude OD'd next to me on the way to work!"
>>33263560Lax enforcement of rules, homeless people use them as temporary shelter and tend to abuse drugs and relieve themselves wherever they want, they're a common hunting ground for criminals, etc.
>>33263585I am ordering food.
>>33263459It's a weird gesture. Those sorts of dildos are terrible quality, and having one the exact shape of his dick would just make me want the real thing. Buy me a unique toy to distract myself from wanting you while you're busy, or just spend that money on getting good delivered so we can fuck one night instead of cook.
>>33263594Okay… you can have boring hobby?
>>33263581I'm pretty sure Exhibanon is the one who fucks MKG's bussy, he's the one who showed his cock to us
>>33263598Jokes on you, I don't have any hobbies.
>>33263590More than a bit
>>33263577FROM YOU?
>>33263580AWWW SHUCKS
>>33263592DC doesnt count as a city bro
>>33263597With my advanced knowledge of materials and manufacturing I can create the perfect bespoke dildo. Plus I'm kind of a troller so having her crave my cock and the only thing she has is a rubber clone of it is kinda funny.
>>33263585I'm doing some cleaningg rn, what are you up to anon?
I'm not mentally stable tho
>>33263590I found your post interesting but shitting on namefags is even more fun.
I have unsubscribed from Walgreens emails like 40 times, still getting them, they say I’m unsubscribed, and I have no account associated with the email, so I can’t manage subscriptions. How do they have my email then?
>>33263592Nta but ppl in my city don’t really dismiss it in that kind of snarky way.
>>33263611Mark them as spam
>>33263609Watering plants.
>>33263590Honestly, it's a bit sad how you act so secure that others contradict you for no reason or that they have no points only to backpedal so meekly and quickly.
What does it mean if a man at work follows me around for no apparent reason but I can tell he was checking me out. Because I am wearing shorts shorts. Also he's been rude to me in the past and kind of gives contradicting vibes. Men do you do that just because you are bored?
>>33263608I don't like the idea of a guy getting off on my desperation for him. It's frustrating. Like if it was generally that he just enjoyed the feeling of me appreciating him so much that I want him around all the time, that's fine. But if he's specifically conditioning me to want his dick and purposefully not giving me it, I'm actually going to riot.
>>33263615Nice, I'm sure the plants are thankful
Maybe post a pic if you like
>>33263619That is bizarre and he sounds like a weirdo or fuckboy desu
>>33263620It's not that I get off on it I just find it fun to tease people. And it's just a funny gift in general. If I'm around to give her my dick I'll will.
>>33263619What do you think?
>>33263620JH's neuroticism shining through again.
>>33263617That's legit what a covert narcissist would do. Tracks with the namefag.
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>>33263422We’re disappointed in you anon.
>tfw unexpectedly getting a tax refund of nearly £100
Monopoly-ahh moment
Now that I am rich what should I spend the money on
Women do you know how attractive you are
Why do boomers NEED to have a TV blaring in the background while they scroll their phones and ignore the TV completely?
>>33263633I would cat eats
>>33263633Thought 4chan was banned in china
>>33263634Bro, that can't even buy a Switch 2. Get some new shoes.
>>33263625Okay, that's fine. I can handle SOME teasing.
>>33263627How is it neurotic to want dick and be mad when it's being purposefully withheld?
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>>33263608See I feel like in theory I could make an awesome dildo, I've got all the stuff I'd probably need out in my workshop, I was a radio shack guy before it died so doing stupid shit with motors is easy, but I'd be worried that I used the wrong type of plastic or didn't apply some kind of pussy protective resin or something that only an insider from that industry would know about and now the woman's pussy exploded, I just think that given where it would go the number of unknown variables is too risky for me.
>>33263636Fucking stop this. Your complaining is just as annoying as that TV.
how big of a problem is 0 shared interests when long distance dating? It started so easy because we aligned on so much for how we go about and live our lives, what we want out of a relationship, the way we think about things, etc. it felt like the perfect match. but then we started getting into details, the day to day mundane and our interests/hobbies/work are kind of similar but too far apart to have any common ground.
I feel like in person the physical presence could bridge the gap, but long distance you need those common interests to develop something beyond superficial. I don't know what we would do for the next 6 months to 1 year..
>>33263635I know how attractive I aren’t
>>33263633https://youtu.be/AHPV-dJapTs
I do not respect your opinion anymore
>>33262865>videowhy do people record themselves crying?
>>33263578>We think you're weird for treating this like a blog I was answering a question (remember those?) with a story instead of a boring yes/no/horny.
>and then replying to yourself to keep talking about your fetish that nobody cares about.Yeah, I replied to myself because my post got long. I said I got verbose. I answered the question and then actually considered what the asker really wanted. Do you think they were asking for a "boring" survey of guys saying no? Why are you against involved answers and responses? Do you want every post to be survey questions and kneejerk responses that nobody cares about?
Yes/no/horny/fuck off might as well be the default reply choice.
>That you act pedantic when people rightly call you out for acting like believing that you're unique and special while constantly parroting that it's not the case.Except I wasn't being "special". I was being engaged. My thoughts on the subject aren't unique. They just aren't yes/no/horny/fuck off.
Okay, they got a little horny but that's reflective of the anon asking the question, who thought y'all were boring because you are. And now you're *defending* being boring, well, they are. The post I'm replying to wasn't really.
>so far the only thing you're talking about is how you're different and unique and you bring topics that nobody else does, insisting that you don't think you're special somehow.No, I am not. My current point is that you are all boring and that I'm not special and if any of you tried, you wouldn't be boring either.
My original point is that Domming, Sadism, and other aspects of BDSM are more powerful, meaningful, enjoyable, and healthier when you focus on the person, value them and the experience, and don't playact with surface level degradation merely because it titillates.
That approach is not compatible with all kinks tho.
>>33263641You should be able to have more self control than that. You're like those toddlers I see in a store that have a meltie because their parents won't buy them a toy.
>>33263646Precisely zero?
>>33263645pure physical attraction can sustain an irl relationship for a while, but I don't see the point of long distance dating a girl you don't even like, I mean at that point why not just watch a porn vid because it's effectively the same experience
Do people just post here during work. What the fuck job do you have and how do I get it.
>>33263610>shitting on namefags is even more fun.Fair enough.
>>33263617>backpedalI didn't. I'm saying that bothering to try with this lot was a mistake.
>>33263604>More than a bitKind of an obvious mistake, yeah.
>>33263652Fuck you. I bet you're the type of guy to slap your dick on your gf's pussy over and over specifically until she gets mad and tells you to put it in, just for your satisfaction of making her ask for it.
>>33263658I work in a mom and pop used video game store. There's a lot of down time.
>>33263651Nta and I agree, I think the topic of how to manipulate people through pain is fascinating.
>>33263658That’s private anon.
>>33263658I'm an engineer.
>>33263658Yeh. I'm a lab tech for a college. It's towards the end of the accelerated summer semester, so I don't have a ton to do anymore.
>>33263660NTA
And you are somebody who has too much of an ego to ever ask for anything.
>>33263658I bag groceriesand stock shelves
>>33263658I only work part time, the lack of money is more tolerable than having to work more.
>>33263660Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend...
>>33263633I would disagree but I loved that fresh teriyaki chicken that one place served.
>>33263667nta how hot are you right now?
>>33263658I got my (forged) nobility titles recognized by the state and now I receive money every month
>>33263633I'd eat cats, dogs, humans, giant amoeba, space, the concept of time, entropy, anything if it was safe to eat and legal
Society has dictated X is bad, but society is temporary, my hunger is eternal
I have 2 male colleagues
The first one is a guy in his 30s, quiet, never talks about anything relationship-related or joins discussions about the appearance of colleagues/how hot they are. Kind of feels stuck-up and like he had no life outside of work.
The second is a guy in his 40s who is much more macho, socializes a lot, compliments women and calls them beautiful. He is married but keeps talking about how he would love to see some colleagues naked, etc.
I don’t usually interact with moids, my workplace is 90% women, which of the two is more common and is it an age thing?
>>33263658I'm a online scammer and welfare frauder
>>33263668I ask for it straight up. I literally beg for dick in a relationship. And I'm comfortable with the fact that I'm that pathetically transparent about my obsession with a guy. What I'm not okay with is the idea that the person I love could be exploiting that and knowingly making me suffer for his own entertainment.
>>33263669Is there a lot of downtime in that or something
>>33263666Dude get back to work youre why our infrastructure is failing
>>33263658I've got a remote job so I can goof off as much as I like as long as I get my work since eventually
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>>33263660That was really vicious of you, JH. That time of the month?
>>33263645That's how relationships are.
>>33263671You didn't deny that you'd be like that if you had one, though.
>>33263675Drenched in sweat. Fuck this preproom. If there wasn't a class starting now, I wouldn't be stuck in here with the autoclave AND dishwasher running.
>>33263692You have to know that that assumption is particularly infuriating, even if you're correct.
>>33263633Cats taste awful from a description I read years ago. Also they carry parasites if they're not dewormed and or taken care of well. Also it's illegal. You sicko
>>33263685What's the youngest guy you'd fuck?
tfw no no no nonnonononononNONONONONONO NONONNO
>>33263695>You didn't deny that you'd be like that if you had one, though.Ok, I might, to be honest. I'm not sure. I'd like to think it would depend on what she liked.
>>33263565Eat healthy you dumbass, you'll regret it eating fast junk food
>>33263695How bad's the heat over there? We've been stewing in a heat index of 103 for 3 days straight, so miserable.
Operation Family Unit, the Bun is in the Oven. I repeat, the Bun is in the Oven.
Is it just me or are the dicks in porn getting smaller?
>>33263708Stay away from cats
>>33263698I know, I was just pushing your buttons based off a tired stereotype. I sincerely apologize for that one. It was too easy.
Girls are you hotter than her?
Men would you date her?
>>33263651The namefag came back with another blogpost only to say that we're all boring because we give concise replies rather than a thesis, and that he's not special but we could all be better if we were like him. Holy shit, you really don't know how you look like from the outside.
>>33263682Depends on age. Guys older than 40 are too old for PC. 30s guy is likely not getting any like you said.
>>33263685>I ask for it straight upnta, M, but reading your conversation I'll freely admit that I'm "that guy" that deliberately doesn't initiate and acts disinterested to try to get girls to put more effort in. It is a little manipulative but otherwise girls get comfortable and their egos blow up.
>>33263694what do you mean by that?
>>33263706The point is that the guy I'm describing wouldn't care what his gf liked. If you are empathetic, then it doesn't apply to you.
>>33263710Not that hot yet, but it's climbing already and it's not even noon.
>>33263686Yeah, on certain weekdays it's not very busy so I just look at my phone at the register kek
>>33263718M
I don't know anything about her
>>33263718I am fatter than her but my hair and face is cuter. So a tie.
>>33263626I don't know what to think. There are many possibilities. What would you suggest?
Reminder that this guy MKG
>>33263651has a wife and cheats on her without her knowing anything, because he wants to coom with women he met online. I'm not even making it up he admitted it.
>>33263718M
Idk who this is
>>33263718M
Yeah sure I guess
She's hot
>>33263728In no way is that a tie. She's on the upper end of acceptable fat.
>>33263718No, she has daddy and family mental/emotional issues. The dyed hair, the tattoos, the way she dresses.
>>33263663>I think the topic of how to manipulate people through pain is fascinating.My point is that I find that using it to build them up into healthier, stronger, and happier versions of themselves is far more rewarding than the shallow control through cultivating weakness that some seek. If you break someone and leave them broken, then you have either a weak and nearly useless ally or a future enemy.
There's countless examples but the one that sprang to mind was Full Metal Alchemist where their teacher instructs while sparring. The human body pays attention and learns through pain. Teaching while sparring makes sense. You remember the lessons.
Pain instructs.
Fearful cowards seeking control through painful manipulation miss the point in my opinion.
Not that I am suggesting you are. It's just where my thoughts went based on the wording of your post.
>>33263718Thor Odinson could not stop me from laying the hammer down on that, if you know what I mean.
>>33263718No i wouldn't a girl with pink hair and a tattoo
>>33263711Roger that. Proceed with mission plan. Do not deviate from instructions. I repeat, do NOT deviate from instructions.
>>33263711Lucky.
>>33263717That's very decent of you to admit. If you want to push my buttons, there are lots of more subtle ways to piss me off.
>>33263722I feel like I'm so outwardly engaging about it that a guy should never feel the need to play it cool like that.
>>33263658I get paid for availability / ensuring success in a project, not for typing on a keyboard 8 hours a day. Some days I do nothing, some days I skip lunch, work late into the evening, and work weekends
>>33263734Really want the acceptance of anorexia to go away
>>33263737You can use this method for good or for bad. I am just fascinated with how powerful it is in both ways but yes, hurting someone and then leaving them hanging is a dangerous game to play.
>>33263734She's not fat though? She just looks normal and healthy
I see the jannies have gone crazy again
Anyone else really upset about the Mr Beast and Jacksepticeye beef? Why are you fighting, my loves? </3
>>33263622Yes to you do it out of boredom?
>>33263682>never joins discussions about the appearance of colleaguesNo smart guy will ever do this, particularly in a 90% female office
>stuck up>no life outside of workIt sounds like he just doesn't like you or your coworkers and you've got main character syndrome and don't know that he still exists when he's not at work with you.
>married but openly sexualizes coworkersHe's probably going to have an office affair and fuck up his life at some point.
>>33263734You watch far too much porn.
>>33263718>Men would you date her?Sure. There's not a lot to go on but yes.
>>33263727>I don't know anything about herThat's *why* you go on a date. To find out if you want to continue to date.
>>33263753I don't even watch porn though, haven't for years
>>33263736Do you like anorexics?
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>>33263750>(((Mr. Beast))) or jacksepticeye (picrel)
>>33263741That's great, but you're an outlier, most women think they're hot shit and need you to blow them off a couple of times for something stupid before they get the message that they don't have a magic pussy and it won't save this relationship for them.
>>33263750Give me the tl;dr Jacksepticeye is a qt but a married man so I have to watch myself. Mr. Beast can fuck right off though.
>>33263761How many gfs have been like that for you? Maybe you were just unlucky and dated women who valued sex differently from how you do.
>>33263718Cute slutwife, of course
Since women care about what society thinks of them I'm posting this to remind every women that race mixing being seen as good and progressive is literally just Hollywood bullshit like action women and other retarded shit. It's a lie, that's not how normal people think. This is what 95% of normal people think when they see race mixing.
>>33263750How can you like someone like Mr. Beast, who is clearly just an online persona?
>>33263718M
idk who she is but going on the appearance probably not
>braces>colored hair>tattoosall of this says we probably don't have compatible views or interests
>>33263769WHERES SHOW THE LIST SHOW THE LIST THE TEN THINGS INSTEAD OF JUST SCREENSHOTTING THAT
>>33263731She knows now, she's mostly forgiven me, I haven't cheated in years, and even then it was with one woman.
>>33263731I was just messing with him before, but if it's true it's honestly disgusting, and recontextualizes his attempts at moral and intellectual superiority.
>>33263772>bracesAw, fuck...
>>33263775Ngl you guys are a bit dumb. A woman that marries a guy like that basically wants to get cheated on. She sounds like a cuck that loves to be humiliated. She probably jerked off to the vocas.
Are men inherently childish in their approach to women or are they just complying with the feminist agenda?
>>332637731. They rarely open up about anything personal
2. They deflect with humor
3. They keep their routine tight and predictable
4. They hesitate to ask for help
5. They over-identify with work
6. They struggle to maintain conversations beyond surface level
7. They show up only when needed, but rarely initiate
8. They retreat into distractions
9. They have a hard time expressing appreciation
10. They quietly envy other men’s friendships
>>33263780I walk up to my target
Yell, LOCKED ON
Pull out my LEGO bricks and build a flower bouce for her
I do not google how to spell that
I give her the flowers and say
"Roses are red, violets are blue, can I fuck your ass, I don't mind the poo"
Works every time
>>33263780For me it's actually just intimidation. Y'all are scary with your boobs and nice smells and stuff.
>>33263747It's worse than dangerous. It's breaking your toys. I don't see the point.
>>33263768Tattoos are not based, you normalfag.
>>33263780Idk, never approached a woman
But yeah zoomer fuckboys do act like retarded children for somereason when they try to "rizz up da huzz"
>>33263782so insecurity aka narcissism
who could have predicted that
how do i get the courage to end a relationship? i really dont think me and this girl are truly going to work it out. but every time i think about it I think about what it was like being alone and having to start over again and it sucks
>>33263774Oh she found out about your sex cheating stuff finally? You weren't sneaky enough.
>>33263658Client success manager for a web dev company for school district sites. It’s usually not as busy late June and most of July but it depends.
>>33263788Lol okay
Tattoos "arent based"
lol
*wink wink*
>>33263750Only know Jack through Kevin so I have no clue.
>>33263787Sometimes destruction for the sake of destruction is delicious.
>>33263791Yeah
Still sucks for them obviously
>>33263782IM ONLY A COUPLE OF THESE ETHINGS ITS NOT TOO BAD PHEW
>>33263774>less bad makes it good
>>33263795Nice try normalfag
>>33263799I'm every one of them save for the humor one
I gave up trying to be funny long ago
>>33263788>>33263795The moment I see a tattoo on a girl I know she is not wife material and run through. I don't care though, I will only use her for sex
>>33263791Do you think literally everyone who is insecure is narcissistic?
>>33263805Yes, that's his shtick
>>33263798they could just stop the navel gazing if they actually wanted change but they prefer to seethe about getting left out whilst simultaneously jerk off to how much better than everyone else is in their room
>>33263797Fair point.
So is fudge.
>>33263658i have relationships with women and sex with men
Yo zoomer women. I need anew hair cut. What you like to see on a guy? (No milenial answers)
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>>33263804>>33263802Lol okay gays
I love tattoos, I'm based like that; just like tattoos
The sluttier the better
Except like retarded anime shit
>>33263792It’s not about being brave or feeling good you just have to do it. Like a bandaid
>>33263810That's very assumptious
Nothing in that list is inherently self-loathing or insecure either, just a lack of social experience
>>33263801If I apply your technique to my post, you know where I pretend you said stuff you didn't at all, will it work? Let's see:
>UwU MKG I really want your cock!Ew. No. It doesn't work. Do not want.
>>33263770Some people love it
>>33263814>my opinion is based on what some jewess said 50 years ago
>>33262664Not beating the fag allegations
>>33263814desu all people who hate themselves are disgusting worm narcissists that only think of themselves
>>33263767Of the three long term relationships I've had every single girl has had the approach that men are supposed to be constantly horny and that any sex is a benevolent gift from her that I should be super grateful for. Too many women have a heightened idea of what value sex is supposed to have to men, so they think they can use it to get out of trouble when they do things that upset you, they use it as an excuse to be lazy about special occasions, or they get straight up transactional about it, and to add insult to injury they put very little effort into it.
>you're just not chadevidently not, hardly matters because unless you come into the bedroom acting like I am then you can go use your vibe tonight while I watch Transporter 2.
The ultimate pop culture representation of this is the sad birthday handjob in that first episode of Breaking Bad, essentially I'm killing a woman's idea that she can act like that with me and I'll be grateful.
>>33263815I'm not gay. I also like them. We should encourage people getting tattoos so sluts mark themselves so we know. I would immediately start looking for another butch if I did anything with a tattooed slut
I miss him hes the only person who likes me
>>33263809Ah. I probably haven't noticed because it makes sense to accuse me inaccurately with narcissism.
>>33263814That person is mixing up self-centeredness with arrogance which you are then mixing up with narcissism.
Actually do research.
>>33263820Lol, looking for other people to take his cock other than his wife even now.
>>33263826>replied to your own postYeah bro we get it, insecurity is narcissism, can you not bring it up every single thread you attentionwhore
>>33263774>even thennta what are you trying to justify here?
>>33263830Why did he leave?
There's something icky about men using the word narcissist
https://youtu.be/W0QqDKQSvHg
Your current bops?
>>33263833Is there a language that you *can* read?
>>33263837Found a new woman
>>33263826nta this is textbook what covert narcissists are. I'm shit, my opinion of myself is the only one that matters, etc.
>>33263835Even when I was cheating, I wasn't seeking multiple or doing it repeatedly.
>wants to coom with women he met onlineAn affair isn't the same as constantly cheating. Both are wrong though.
You guys feel about MgK the way I feel about the married women
>>33263839https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmzZaB0kss
>>33263815You're not based at all. I'm not gay.
>>33263838What about "gaslight". Can I use that one?
>>33263840C'mon, you gotta admit that despite not being my mother langauge, my english is not that bad.
>>33263793He said his wife found a photo on his phone, meaning he was still keeping it to masturbate and continue to emotionally cheat on her
>>33263847Why was he the only person who liked you?
>>33263826>>33263836>>33263848That's not what narcissistic means.
You are potatoes.
Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
Mansplain, manwhore, manipulate
>>33263848I do think I'm shit
But if there was a second opinion I would consider it
But I don't know anybody, and obviously nobody wants to hear some woe is me plz compliment me bullshit so I just keep my insecurity and self loathing to myself.
>>33263858ofc the mega narc would say that
>>33263822Yeah, and they can do it. Just because it's like that doesn't mean you shouldn't do it if you personally like it. I was more just posting not to fall for the trick of thinking it's like normal or not taboo because people absolutely will judge you for it. A white man going for darker women isn't as bad too. Theres a double standard that exists. If you're a white woman, especially an attractive one, there's an expectation that you're not going to degrade yourself by doing that. Most people will think it's like some sort of self degradation thing showing through.
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>>33263829>>33263853Lol okay more tattoed women for me
>Mfw seeing a woman with nearly no visible skin under her tattoos
>>33263855I'm saying that you can't READ for shit.
>>33263856>bro got pussy whipped into keeping an unlocked phone
MGK is a truechaner, and all you plebbitors hate him for it.
>>33263838Men that drop psychiatric terms in normal conversation are fucking fags.
>>33263858>t. a known narc liarOpinion discarded
>>33263849Oh, that's better then. Rather than having to compare hersefl against 3 or 5 or how many women you can seduce, it's only one. Of course the feeling of being lied and not being enough it's probably around the same, but since it was only one stab rather than many, you're not that bad.
I'm a cute girl btw
Don't hit on me silly boys
I have breasts and like whatever else women have fr fr no cap
>>33263858You know you can't tell a narcissist that they are one or even that it exists? They'll do everything they can to deny it. Something to think about.
>>33263871just say you have the vocabulary of a second grader lol
Hello atogans. Let's discuss turning women bi again. I still have not found a satisfying solution
Do adult men get random erections out of nowhere of its just a teenager thing.
>>33263866If I couldn't read for shit, I wouldn't know which posts are yours.
>>33263876i‘d rape you if you pay me ten bucks
>>33263876Proof?
>>33263881I never had a random boner even when I was a teenager
>>33263881Mostly a teenager thing, but sometimes not
>Knock on door>Delivery woman>She sees me through the stained glass, drops the parcel down and leaves in a rush>Confused>Look down>I'm fully erect
>>3326388136M
Not as often but yeah
>>33263881Only in the morning or very rarely
>>33263877A narcissist can't confront their flaws. I do all the time. I actually researched it rather than whinge stupidly on the internet like those potatoes.
>>33263881On occasion. But the difference from my teens is very extreme.
>>33263891From straight to bi or lesbian
>>33263881Very young teenager thing to get them with no stimulus. Morning wood can still be a thing though.
>>33263871Or like just went to therapy. I catch myself saying "this makes me feel" instead of "I feel" sometimes.
>>33263887You know you’re old when people can just say his name now without getting instantly banned.
>>33263881Yes very much so, can happen like 5 times a day and persist for 10 minutes or an hour.
I am 32 and I am bricked up in the office all the time.
>>33263882Reading three letters isn't an achievement. You lack reading comprehension
speaking of erections, i 'member a girl asking me how big my cock is once, telling me to measure it with my hand, so i did, but im a grower, so it was very small, so she laughed at me. if only i was erect
>>33263883SHIT
I liked that one.
>>33263890>A narcissist can't confront their flaws.like not admitting that you're a narcissist, lel?
>>33263887Just to clarify, I am not ban evading.
I once got banned for getting called virt
>>33263879I've had success with influencing lesbian women. You get them in the door with futa rp and writing and slow burn them. Eventually they start liking guys too and they also start projecting the erotic feelings onto male characters and (you). I think most lesbians can be attracted to the right guy, it just requires more slow burn and trust.
>>33263890>GUYS GUYS I AM SELF AWARE AND STRATEGICALLY ((ADMIT)) SHORTCOMINGS THEREFORE NOT A NARCwhat an narc thing to say, you have an insanely narrow understanding of narcissism if you truly believe that but I think you know better and just keep the larp up for whatever reason
>>33263901I don't read only three letters , I also read the !!DMb/fPChADG part and I recognize it every time, thank you very much.
>>33263890Yeh, and where has that gotten you? Did you just brush it off or justify it because of confirmation bias? Kinda like you did with the cheating thing?
>>33263900>32>"bricked up" cringe
>>33263856HAHHAHA so he didn't CONFESS he got found out? The fuck
>>33263905post the pics where you got underage girls to carve your name into their skin
>>33263912Picked this up from this thread, sue me
>>33263906I meant the other way
In my country bricked up means you really need to shit
>>332639171. Why are you unlikable?
2. Why did he like you?
>>33263914I guess he didn't want to confront his flaws
>>33263685lmao you are so overly dramatic when it comes to this topic.
>>33263890Oh, so you're virtue signalling now. Not sometimes but "all the time". How narcissistic.
>>33263921In my country brick means stupid person which must be related to the english term blockhead
>>33263926I'm passionate about cock. Fucking sue me.
>>33263914That would be admitting weakness. And narcissists don't like doing that.
>>33263906Usually I seduce lesbians by completely writing them off as sexual prospects and just treating them like a male friend and then they ruin it by questioning their sexuality.
>>33263930Nta but asking for cock is very cringe. You have to seduce cock and make it want to fuck you, not beg for it like a desperate hag.
>>33263930What do you thing about futa?
>>33263788Always one of you perpetually triggered conservacucks here. lmao
>>33263916Wait, do you mean Neuro? Neuro is the best he can do?
>>33263936fr fr
>Don't like tattoos>Don't like drinking>Don't like getting their dick suckedthey're so gay
>>33263881There's no such thing as a "random erection"
There has to be something that arouses it
BPD daughter or bisexual son?
>>33263934No, begging women are hot.
>>33263940Wow, you are soooo original.
>>33263940Bisexual daughter (please!)
>>33263937No, the other ones. From his edgy discord mod days.
>>33263940What will happen, will happen, it's not my choice, so why bother even thinking about it
i mean i dont really care what my children fuck unless its each other then i disown them and try again
>>33263945nta lol, why is it always the mods that are fucked up?
>>332639241. Extremely boring
2. I don’t know
Anybody ever been to a party
What's it like
How bad should I feel for missing out on that
>>33263948Incest is perfectly fine though??
>>33263950The users are too,.it's just that the mods and admins can go on power trips in their chan discord servers.
>>33263945They get a small taste of power and it corrupts them.
>>33263952It's usually fun.
>>33263951What makes you boring?
>>33263919>>33263933Yeah, maybe there's some extreme examples of ultra giga butch lesbians that only like women or are so repulsive to men that they can only get with women, but for the vast majority of lesbians I think they're actually mostly just bi with trust issues towards men. Just like I think most straight women will be a little gay in the right circumstances too. Women are just inherently way more bi than men are. I think being a lesbian is mostly a mental state or social status thing.
Bisexual women (except JH), how did you realise you were bi?
need gf who doesn't like oral sex
fucking disgusting shit
what fetishes are no goes for you?
>>33263955Manipulating suicidal teenage girls and femboys is the only way they can ever achieve any semblance of power, which is why they do it.
>>33263950Narcs on a power trip.
>>33263952They're fun for some people. Not my thing.
>>33263960M, I could never kiss a woman who had rimmed me or another man, disgusting.
>>33263960Ddlg, femdom, anal, any kind of hitting, insulting. Basically anything that was popularized by pornography
>>33263960Oral sex is normal and not a fetish.
You are deranged.
>>33263966Anything other than missionary for the sole purpose of procreation is a fetish, unironically
Remember, women:
MODEST
IS
HOTTEST
>>33263967Old and boring meme.
>>33263934That's stupid. I want what I want and I do what I can to get it in a timely manner. Also I suck at playing coy.
>>33263935I don't like hentai in general, so I already don't care for it in general. And I've never seen any futa shit that didn't offput me, so that's a double no.
Hi I would like one fries
Why am I expected to shave myself bald like a naked mole rat to go to the beach?
>>33263968Only for insecure losers
>>33263968>girl with big boobs wears 3 hoodies to cover it up>she gets ignored>girl with big boobs wears a tank top>dudes ogle herYour post is objectively false
>>33263971We're still serving breakfast. No fries available yet.
>>33263971And I would like a striaght good girl gf to turn her bi and have FFMs with her. Can't always have what you want
>>33263974I don't think anybody ever only wants bald people at the beach.
>>33263974>ExpectedBy whom? You do know that there are no rules anymore
>>33263976Nta but tanktops are modest, no frills or anything.
I'm 6'6, a body builder and practice muay thai and I couldn't take 5 men at once
More like 6 in a row
>>33263983Tank tops show off shoulders and the upper part of the chest, not modest at all
>>33263789What do you consider a zoomed fuckboy?
>>33263785I was told I smell not so good on more than one occasion...
>>33263968IM GONNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC
>>33263987Anybody who asks out a girl kek
>>33263984I do nothing and I could take 30 men at once as long as they are cowards
The average woman takes on ten thousand men because they are all pussies
>>33263986Modesty = poverty, natural assets don't count towards it anon. Sleazecore by definition is modest
>>33263983>mfw when I wasn't allowed to wear a tank top at school but a smaller chested friend of mine was
>>33263780What thing are we doing that has you seething today? I could just as easily say all women are childish but without a specific complaint it's all just noise.
>>33263780How many Buzzfeed articles do you read per day on average?
>>33263984>and practice muay thaiProve it. Show either tattoos, shaved hair you kicking a palm tree
>>33263957I have no ambition or lust for lfie
Fresh air is goated no cap frfr im bugging off the fresh air pacc
>>33263994women think bravery is doing something a man already did but in more trying circumstances than themselves
>>33264010Why does this make you boring?
>>33263997I still remember my first crush when I saw her the first time, gigantic milkers, grey tanktop and white hair... Too bad she went to an asylum for being maniac, she was so cute
Cant fuck wit them niggas, them niggas is gay!
Damn. RIP Pop Smoke
>hot girl makes eye contact with me
>I get scared and look away, my heart races and my face gets hot
Why am I like this
No wonder women don't like me jej
>>33264020>look back>she’s staring at you even harderWwyd
>>33264013>Why does being a lifeless loser make you boring?
>>33264022I'd probably get even more uncomfortable and physically distance myself from her
I don't know why I can't just be a normalfag who'd like smile or some shit
>>33264027>she follows youNow what?
>>33264020this you?
https://youtube.com/shorts/nYHZ95dzxdM?si=1Qu8BmC-3vGD-wpv
I feel disgusting and nauseous
>>33264022Give her the "fuck off" face and leave the area probably
I walked outside and it felt like hell. T-T
Men just some advice from a 31 year old man, by my age you can tell that your whole life has gone wrong, you learned all the wrong lessons, took the wrong paths, and it's pretty much over
Avoid this fate
>>33264034>tfw in my car-sauna after leaving work
>>33264030nta I unironically did that to a pretty average nerdy shy guy once. He didn't like it.
>>33264038I can't I'm almost there
>>33264032too much fappyfap?
Why does my sister in law keep talking about wanting to get me drunk when I have told her multiple times I don’t drink (I’m female)
>>33264032Drink some water.
I hate summer. I have a tan line through the middle of my foot from wearing slides.
Does it make me a sociopath if I want the people who annoy me to die? My life would just be so much more pleasant without them.
>>33264043she wants to impregnate you so she can punch you in the gut and eat the baby as a sacrifice to baal
>>33264038You're not gonna scare me, old man. I'm gonna fuck up until I'm as old as you, then turn my life around and fix myself out of spite now.
>>33263976i'm so sick of men defining "modest" as "not ogleable". modesty is dressing in a normal, unexceptional way. PLAIN. a tank top is PLAIN and NORMAL, even if you stare at her tits like a creep, it covers like 80% of the torso which is what a top is meant to do. your bonermeter does not define what is a socially appropriate and modest outfit.
>>33264002Playing nice and then being the ultimate rude for no reason at all
>>33264042Does masturbating make men nauseous?
>>33264044Water tastes bad
>>33264023I have no ambition and I'm having fun. Moreover, I can easily make people laugh
>>33264045>going outsidePiss off, normalnigger.
>>33264006None
>>33263991What about those who are fuckboys but then don't ask some girls out and instead just play flirty around them?
>>33264051What did he do that was rude?
>>33264030>>33264022>>33264040Women will do everything in the world but use their words then say men are the ones who are bad at communicating.
>>33264054Fuck, put some fruit in it. Where are you that your water legit tastes BAD? You need to buy a filter or something in that case.
>>33263640Yeah I wouldn't mind another pair of boots or two lol
>>33263658Most jobs I've had I've not really been able to besides smoke/lunch breaks, though when I worked reception desk at some places I was often on my phone while it was dead, also at one job at a leisure centre during quiet days and also a WFH internship during COVID. But yeah it's pretty rare for me, probably won't be able to in my next job (for better or worse...)
>>33264030>oh fuck it's happening>oh shit oh god>stay calm, scan the crowd>those two guys looked up as she walked by, those are probably her goons>fuck they're moving too... but going a different way than her?>could be surrounding me, shit how many dudes is she coordinating?>don't sprint, that's the predator's kill switch>this is what I get for wearing a new anime t-shirt, probably look like Scrooge McDuck to these people>think anon think, is there a bank, a check cashing place, anywhere near here that has an armed guard?>THE KFC!
>>33264038>woman 31>it's so over boohooyou could just date a man who makes the same amount of money as you, 90% of women's dating woes at your age can be solved with that one simple trick
>>33264062I will admit that my behavoir was not good but I did that in an attempt to get him to say something, anything to me. He did not.
>>33263682>Kind of feels stuck-upMaybe he's just shy and introverted lol
>married but keeps talking about how he would love to see some colleagues nakedWtff lol
Boomer moment
Eh might be a tiny bit of an age thing but I think it's more just personality difference desu
>>33264061Just made an unnecessary comment no one asked for. We are not even remotely close to friends and I wasn't asking for his opinion
>>33263959Not until I went to a women’s college
>when you tell a girl about a manga and she loads it up on mangadex
Ladies you don't know when you're shitting green flags
>>33263718M, she looks a bit nerdy desu but maybe it's just the glasses
Obvs I don't know this person lol, yeah def I would at least get to know them
>>33263750I know who these people are but completely out of the loop
What are they beefing about kek
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>>33263997Tanks tops weren’t allowed at my school except for the hot girls.
>>33263792You already know you want to leave, don't let fear stop you from doing what's best for both of you in the long run, gl
>>33264075What happened there?
>>33263788>>33263795the answer is always "depends on the tattoo"
>>33264030I don't think that would actually happen but I would stop and confront her, she most likely has me confused with someone else
>>33264056Go outside you need vitamin d
>>33263772>bracesWhat's wrong with them? Do you hate the idea that a woman would plan for longterm health?
>>33264074What did you say and how did he make that comment?
>>33264090Only poor people couldn't afford to get their kids braces while they were still kids
Being impoverished is a red flag
>>33264089No, it's gay and stupid out there.
>>33263940Bi son
BPD is horrid, wouldn't want my daughteru to suffer
State Gender
Imagine you bring your partner to meet your parents and your partner and the opposite gender parent are acting strange around each other. Come to find out from your parent slept with your partner when they were a minor. What is the appropriate course of action?
>>33264092F I hate how you can be so right and wrong at the same time.
>>33264092Oh, so being poor is the ONLY reason someone wears braces outside of their teenage years? I guess my friend never got hit in the face with a softball in his 30's.
>>33264094It fun and sunny. You’ll be less miserable
>>33263952Yeah I used to be a bit of a party boy
It can be good fun with people hanging out, playing games, dancing to music, just messing around etc., but I mean one can take it or leave it desu, I do think it's overrated a bit
>>33264043SIL are weird. My practically dry humped me while dancing at her own wedding.
>>33264043She's normalslime and wants to see if you are more "fun" when drunk
>>33263971I got you some fries babe if you are hangry
>>33264103*throws it back to circumvent your plap*
>>33263984Andrew Tate is that you?
>>33264011Breathe air
>>33264016What happened to him
>>33264020It's shy boy summer
Try to smile and say hello though even if you blush
>>33264090The women I've known who have done teeth straightening as an adult have pretty much all done invisalign, one woman did do braces but got them on the back of her teeth so they weren't visible most of the time. Braces as an adult woman aren't on their own necessarily a huge red flag, but combined with all the other attention seeking stuff in that woman's photo yes she 100% got braces as a way to try to signal youth and immaturity and appeal to the kind of men who like that.
>>33264043>>33264102>flashback a summer ago, watching tv shows with my friend, his wife, and his SIL>SIL just had a bad breakup and always wanted to cuddle with her sister's husbandI thought it was weird
>>33264086Many hot girls, lots of hookups
>>33264097>your parent slept with your partner when they were a minor. What is the appropriate course of action?Speak to my partner about it and take as much evidence to the police as possible bc that's a serious crime
>>33264112Sorry babez, I have another one if you want another sauce or just none
>>33264114What is a womens college?
>>33263228It will definitely ease up the budget and make more room for those things.
>>33264120It's a place where you learn to whine about how there aren't enough women over at the normal college's engineering department.
>>33264109Is a hello really the proper response to eye contact from a stranger? Seems overly personal
>>33264122>anon if you just turn your 15 minute commute into 45 minutes + needing to shower at work it'll be cheaper!I mean I guess but that assumes your time has no value, cycling is basically chopping 7-10 extra hours out of your week, I suppose some of that could be made up because you wouldn't need dedicated cardio time but still, plus you lose a lot of freedom of action to respond to stuff like a sick kid at school or whatever.
>>33264125Do a "hello, there". See if she laughs.
Women before the thread dies without context based off a quick look, only women, rate this girls looks from 1-10.
>>33264132nta 45 minutes is arguable. And who needs to shower after light cycling?
Im too much of a pussy to date. I keep getting ghosted. Women fuck men and leave them like men used to now. Heartless people.
>>33264139Someone who lives in a place that has summer lol
>>33264142It's not a fucking marathon. Are you a little overweight?
>>33264137rating people on a scale doesn't click with me at all. she looks average, though i think this is probably an unflattering picture.
>>33264125Well normally I will just do the white guy smile and nod; if it feels a bit awkward though or we've made eye contact multiple times and they've not said anything then I'll say hey, you alright
>>33264141Are you meeting girls on tinder or something?
>>33264139I always shower after cycling...
>>33263881Honestly that's mostly a teenager thing.
>>332641375
Lacks symmetry but nothing outright ugly
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The men here are really depressingly bitter.
Real Chris chan virgin with rage vibes.
Sad.
>>33264141I mean look at this guy.
Jesus...
>>33264133Nah that's weird
>>33264132>cycling is basically chopping 7-10 extra hours out of your weekThat's assuming that the cycling itself has no value. Which is not a good assumption.
>>33264143It doesn't matter how thin you are you're not cycling 45 minutes in 90 degree heat and high humidity and coming out of it smelling like a rose, I don't understand this bike cult at all, yeah biking is great if you're a single guy with no dependents, plenty of free time, and obligations that don't require a shirt and tie, if that's you then sure you don't need a car. Pretty much everyone else does.
>>33264125Also it depends on who the person is. If it's some mousy looking girl my age I will say a passing hi at best. If it's a friendly MILF walking her dog or something I might stop to pet the dog and we'll have a chat for a while
>>33264155You're upset that women on tinder are fucking around with random men? It is a hookup app....
>>33264156It's only weird because you think it's weird
>>33264156It's a Star Wars meme re- ah, never mind.
>>33264158>45 minutesWhere are you getting this number?
>>33264132>>33264157Cycling is the best form of cardio from a stimulus to fatigue ratio. Swimming is the best overall, but it can be incredibly tiring. Cycling is low-impact but keeps you in a constant state of motion. I'd definitely bike more if I didn't have to worry about Mexicans stealing my bike.
>>33264160I think ti's weird because nobody just talks to random strangers unless they're both old boomers or something
Eye contact isn't an invitation to conversation, it doesn't mean anything
>>33264166for all that I'm shitting on this guy over commuter cycling yeah I love doing it on the weekends and I work from home a few days a week and have a bike desk that I'm on half the day lol, I just don't see it as practical for my commuting needs.
>>33264144>>33264151>>33264145>averageAccording to her most men on average are chopped.
She dropped a verbal manifesto about how most men are ugly nowadays and how excited she gets to see a good looking man in public.
https://x.com/i/status/1931382895815377392
Now that you know this does it change your opinion of her?
Do you think she is deserving of the 6'4 male models she wants? Would you say she deserves them more than you personally?
>>33264169I get little old women talking to me all the time. And I'm a goth. Confuses the fuck out of me. Guess they see it as a novelty or something.
>>33264173>wow a bunch of brainwashed lying female redditards
>>33264173>Now that you know this does it change your opinion of her?it doesn‘t change my rating of her looks but she sounds like an entitled dumb cunt
>Do you think she is deserving of the 6'4 male models she wants?nah
>Would you say she deserves them more than you personally?nobody deserves shit
>>33264174I don't think anybody has approached me with conversation since before covid
Gender
Can you tie your shoes with mirror symmetry?
>>33264175Pic is only vaguely related answer the text and video question.
>>33264176>Sounds entitledI honestly don't even disagree with her but I feel like she's 4/10 at best and her looks match is a Chinese farmer in the mountains.
>>33264179I can understand that. It's like a lot of people "forgot" how to be social, even if it's just pleasantries.
>>33264181>4/10nah, there is much more goblin looking goblins than her if you only judge looks without character but she is asymmetrical and has a gook nose
I bet she could make herself look like one of those anime girls with a ton of makeup, which is probably where here inflated ego comes from
>>33264166Nta but think it's best to have a healthy mix of cycling and swimming desu
I felt most fit and healthy when I did swimming and cycling almost daily
>>33264173Bro is better looking but not massively desu
However after watching the video yeah this girl's personality is shite lol, I would bounce too
>Just to make sure there's no like sort of like sharp bits.
>>33264181She's not fat so that earns her a status as a 5 by default, but I can't see budging her much higher, and if she really thinks she's an attractive woman and feels free publicly saying this kind of stuff I can't see her being worth the trouble, even in that pic with her and chad his expression says he's fucking done with her
>>33264141Same. Women just want inexperienced dick to live the fantasy of being young again and then settle for huge bodycount stud...
>>33264181Oh I was confused
Arr roook same kek
I cut my dick and balls with an electric razor...
I think I need to start getting waxed.
Femanons would you ever date a guy who gets waxed?
It's not to be hairless... it's cause I have too much hair on my dick...
>>33264197>Arr roook same kek5/10 woman in 2025 btw
>>33264198Imagine caring
That's gay as hell
>>33264200I was making a racist joke anon
>>33264201Hey I'm trying to leave inceldom behind.
>>33264191>not massively desuThat's one of the biggest male models of the 2000s-2010s.
>>33264207You're not an incel because of bodyhair
Your an incel because you think bodyhair matters
>>33264211There's a little mini campaign to downplay "Chad" here recently
>>33264212Nta but shaving your excess hair is pretty common with men? It's basic hygiene, nobody wants hairy ass in their bed
>>33264211Damn fair enough lol, don't recognize him
Bro jawlinemogs me
>>33264218Ive never done it, nobody I know does it
Only underwear models do that shit
>>332641376. Relatively skinny and hair is maintained which implies good hygiene elsewhere. Depending on her makeup and photo taking skills she can probably be considered a 7
>>33264173Wait hold on, is picrel not actually a couple then
Did this femcel just get a photo with this celeb or something
Damn that's actually kinda sad ngl
>>33264212I never said it did, but why should I not be considerate towards the women who are kind enough to date me?
>>33264235Nasty, so your ass is full of hair?
Men will say shaving and waxing is gay then post a hairless bodybuilder or 80s stallone/arnold/van damme as their goal body/peak of masculinity
>>33264173This is the effect of the 'everyone is beautiful' shit that women gass each other up with. She's literally a 4.5/10 (less in this picture). The audacity to call men ugly is astounding.
>>33264245No bro that's Sean O Pry's real life wife he loves her a lot, he takes care of her while she's on her period, they've been dating since 2002 before he got famous and he never left her even once even after he met millions of hot blonde super models with 20 inch waists and 40 inch hips.
No obviously it was just a random "Fan meet up" photo that some incel posted and then the idiots on reddit went "UUUUUHHHH ACTUALLY THAT CHUBBY ASIAN GIRL IS A 10/10 CHUD."
>>33264253Nah my peak of masculinity is sean connery
>>33264253Kek, but girls say we're gay when we post those guys too
>>33264251Yeah, as it should be
>>33264251Are you saying yours isn't faggot?
>>33261723 (OP)I genuinely dropped this anime because she’s a virgin and he’s not
Either make them both experienced or make neither of them experienced, no need to remind me of the inherent unfairness of the lock key thing being true in the reverse as well
>>33264256women are just driven by social status, they are overrating all women and underrating all men cause that's the society now
>>33264265>>33264266If you're gonna sleep with quality women you'll get that sorted beforehand...
>>33264267Imaginnle watching slice of life gay ass romance bullshit faggot anime kek
>>33264273I gotta wax my ass like a european now?
>>33264273I have to walk before i can run bro. "Sleeping with" is not even a concern yet. First I have to learn to talk to women in the first place. I'll shave my ass when sex even becomes a possibility
>>33264276No it was some spy shit
Shame because the setting was sort of interesting but too bad I dropped it
>>33264273What difference does my ass being hairy make? It's not like she's pegging me
>>33264280Imagine watching any post-2013 anime
>>33264284That’s honestly true
>>33264257Ok I just looked up the guy, never heard of him before lol
The glazing on plebbit is real kek
I don't think the girl is ugly, her personality is just very off-putting kek
>>33264267Bro is feeling cucked by a cartoon
>>33264284Based
>>33264281nta
You know women sometimes grab your ass when you are pounding them right? They dont want to touch a hairy ass anymore than you do, trust me
>>33264245I'd get a photo with him too. The guy looks like a cel-shaded cartoon come to life.
>>33264294Nah she'll be on top so she can't
>>33264294What about that femanon that was in here lately talking about how she likes petting it like a fuzzy mouse?
Ok guy with the cut up dick and balls here, I am covered in hair, is my ass just supposed to be the only hairless part of me? Other than my dick which will also have to become hairless.
I can’t stop thinking about you, anon
Do other moids actually have hair on the dick? Mine only grows on the balls
>>33264300That would be funny as fuck, to be honest. Show up like that, take your clothes off and you're hairy as a Sicilian or a Greek, all over except for two snow-white hairless globes when you turn around.
>>33264291Yeah I like to watch cartoons for the fantasy aspect not cruel reality
>have more body hair at 21 than my 50 year old uncle
Is this good or bad
>>33264281It smells also no hair makes your farts loud as fuck
>>33264253Henry Cavill is this generation's peak masculinity. /tv/ was also claiming him as a fellow MAP because of his dating history.
>>33264303On mine long hair grows about 1.5" up the belly of the dick, but none on the top side.
>>33264307>smellsI wash it
Why the fuck would i want loud farts
>>33264304It'll look like I have assless chaps on, but the chaps is just my leg hair.
>>33264303I found a hair like 3 inches up. Disgusting.
>>33264312My nigger you might wash it but it's still hair close to your shit cmon
>>33264308I'm about that hairy except the hair on my head is blond
>>33264295Lol, johnny bravo's lost brother
>>33264303Yeah just hair around the base for me, not up the dick itself
>>33264302Who?
>>33264308>MAPAre you still not saying the p slur?
You seem to have a lot of these topless muscular pics saved bro, is there something you wanna tell us
>>33264102>>33264113Why are they so weird?
>>33264316Yeah should I have my asshole sealed up and shit out a colostomy tube for the rest of my life since that's also close to my shit?
Ladies, look I'm sorry I know you're all eager to rim my anus but I will not be shaving the anal hairs.
>>33264319>p slurLoling at this meme
Pedophile pedophile pedophile
Now MKG will appear XD
>>33264320anons just have very very trashy families, nothing like this has or will ever happen in our family
Why would I want a man to shave his ass
I don’t even shave my ass. I’m not putting a blade there or a dick or even a finger other than when I wash it
>>33264303Yup, all the way up the to the circumcision scar.
The reason why this is, is because of the circumcision, what ends up happening is your ball skin gets stretched into being your dick skin.
>>33264326Based.
We need more women with anal hair in the world.
I know you don't need me to, but I wanted to say thank you.
>>33264326>I don’t even shave my asseww
>>33264326As long as you shave your legs idgaf what else is hairy
>>33261744This just reminds me of those stupid hollywood movies where the characters make these extravagant breakfasts with eggs and pancakes/french toast/waffles, eat two bites of it and then say "I don't have time, gotta go!"
>>33264326Male ass hair can be long.
>>33264326Thanks, all I need is a hairless dick and I'll be fine right?
Also do you mind if your bf goes to get his dick waxed?
You could do it for him if you wanted to.
>>33264331You’re welcome
>>33264335I don’t care
I dont shave m ass because I tried shaving my chest once and it was super painful, never doing that again
>>33264334You gotta run with the toast in your mouth like an anime girl
>>33264324>Pedophile pedophile pedophileIf you say this in the mirror you won't get bloody Mary, you'll get bloody MKG
>>33264337I’ll wax it just to see what happens but I wouldn’t expect it to be hairless. But I only just recently found out ducks can grow hair on the shaft
The ac in my car is broken, what can I get to tide me over before it’s fixed? What’s a powerful fan or gadget that will cool me down?
>>33264344>But I only just recently found out ducks can grow hair on the shaftWell I've been dealing with it for a long time, ugh often times they can feel the hairs on the shaft during sex, even if they aren't prickly from being shaven.
Women, you have to help me get a girlfriend
>>33264341imagine this lil faggot having to go to war
>>33264349Learn how to fix it yourself.
Look up scotty Kilmer
>>33264319No, I used it plenty of times, but it's pride month and I don't want to insult the LGBT+ people like you and latinx people. I stopped swearing as much in general after dedicating myself to reading the Bible and some Scientology books.
>>33264354Well my body hair is very thick and when it grew back I guess the cut off ends of the hair would cause irritation
I mean the military doesn't require you to shave anything but your face though, which I already do almost every day
I'm bored.
Ladies, how do you feel about Sheldon from big bang theory. Is there anything about him that's attractive?
>>33264349Roll down the windows
My car slung the idler off, thankfully that belt only turns the AC and smog pump so I can drive the car without that belt
>>33264084she asks me all the time "do you really like me anon?" and I always tell her yes. Like I want to believe it to be true.
Im scared that if I tell her "no" she will have a meltdown and tell me I've lied to her and berate me
Still don't believe any of you women are straight
>>33264173she sounds like an asshole, but that doesn't change what she looks like? nobody deserves anyone, either. you get what you get.
>>33264350Do the hairs hurt the vagina?
All black only looks good on the very pale
>>33264361no but he's a fictional character designed to be as unappealing as possible in personality
I’ll wax your dick but you can’t get mad at me if it hurts
>>33264377Imagine having a hairy dick lol couldn't be me
T. Hairless shaft Anon
>>33264373Kinda agree, otherwise you just look like you are dressed for work
I’m not even halfway done with these meds and everything tastes like death, my head hurts, I’m nauseous, and keep pooping. And I can’t eat cheese. This sucks
>>33264390>nauseous, and keep poopingginger biscuits
When will QT learn that kill yourself is more niggalicious than smoking weed
>>33264371No it doesn't hurt it's just a weird texture thing, I'd guess that it is maybe annoying like having a hair in your mouth.
>>33264381Do you have a hairy chest? Are you white?
is a 27yr old career woman, not religious, virgin unrealistic standards?
>>33264399Does qtvhate qeeeed wor aoemthing??
>>33264403>thinking religion has anything to do with being a virginkek
>>33264401Yes, very. Yes, dirty blond hair and blue eyes
>>33264354if we actually have to do this retarded Iran thing Private Pyle is going to be like 90% of the recruits, got help the drill sergeants.
did cat poster get nuked by mods?
>>33264406ultimate balding combo kek
>>33264405?? I listed them separately because they aren't related
>>33264403You okay with a really fat girl? That's about all you'll get with those demands
>>33264377I wouldn't be mad, I'm not the kind of person to get mad. I might tear up though.
>>33264359>don't want to insult the LGBT+ people like you Hold the phone
> dedicating myself to reading the Bible and some Scientology booksIs that from Tom Cruise's reading list
>>33264366You still need to be honest even if it's challenging
>>33264399Kek
Isn't shooting someone else in a criminal act else more niggalicious jkkk
>>33264404>vhate qeeeed wor aoemthingThis is your brain on weed
>>33264409he will get drilled alright if he already whines about a few prickly chest hairs
I’ll hide white boys in my cellar so they don’t have to go to war
>texting back and forth with days between replies
I didn't even get her number under the pretext of taking her on a date, but this annoys me. I feel like I just put myself in a weird relationship due to an impulsive action of inviting her to a group thing when she brought it up and then her never showing up.
>>33264433Fat and balding only, btw
>>33264436maybe because you are a pedo
I can’t believe I had sex
>>33264441Neither can we.
>>33264440She's a Computer Eng. senior, I'm a PhD student also in Engineering.
>taller than me
>great ass
>long hair
>cute and retarded
She's so amazing I want to cry
>>33264303I've got a few hairs on the root.
>>33264433You're a good person
Will you bring down snacks also
>>33264441Storytime
>>33264443Kek
>>33264444Two nerds awkwardly text without scheduling a date, imagine my surprise
I can’t believe I had sex
(just kidding I didn't)
>>33264444>people this retarded get a PhDgrim
>>33264410I think she just got spooked by the guy calling her out every time. It's okay though. People should be cat posting anonymously as it is meant to be.
>>33264426>let's give the neurotic narcissist with a low tolerance for physical and mental stress a gun>what could possibly go wrong!?
Women, should I learn to knit?
>>33264452>Two nerds awkwardly text without scheduling a date, imagine my surpriseRather than respond to my text she posted on instagram a picture of herself and had her sister comment on it "She's single btw" so I think she's trying to attract someone else right now
>>33264460thats the point, total chaos when
>>33264426Sorry im not a femboy like you with no/ultra fine femboy hair
Prickly hairs are bothersome
Too bothersome when it's pointless to shave in the first place
>>33264467If only we could figure out how to turn girls bi we would be having FFMs all the time
Men why are you stabbing women and girls with needles at concerts
>>33264473I don't think there any muslim men ITT
Women which lip do you prefer a guy kisses? top or bottom?
(Yes im talking about the lips on your face)
>>33264473How do you know it was men? It sounds like something lesbians would do
>>33264473There are concerts with women out there?
>>33264460What could go right?
>>33264473M but I'm pretty curious about that whole thing too, obviously they're black or brown since they won't release descriptions or mug shots, but to what end? It just seems weird to have multiple people get together and organize for such a bizarrely specific attack without some kind of bigger picture thing.
>>33264469nobody forced you to shave them in the first place fag
>>33264473I haven't been at a concert in year and years. I never stabbed anyone with a needle.
>>33264474Sometimes there are
>>33264480They caught someone? How did they even find them?
>>33264482weird nickname for your dick
>gender
>lowest age your attracted to
>>33264475Both? I don’t know I don’t like when my chin or upper lip gets wet
>>33264488I'm not like other men so don't include me in this
>>33264486Late 20s.
Like, I dunno, 24?
Any younger than that and they're just too weird. Half these zoomer girls are flat earthers.
>>33264483>They caught someone?12 arrests.
>>33264484Not if you've seen it.
>>33264488Cause i want to coom, sorry
>>33264497Hi baby, I'll be 24 next week. Wanna date?
Men
How much do you care about a girls eyebrows? Mine are pretty ugly and I don’t have enough hair to shape them nicely
>>33264488women becaaaaaaaause
Atoga experts, will the war in iran create a new oil boom?
>>33264495how old are you?
>>33264501Happy birthday
Sure
>>33264503I don't really notice, though I don't like thin eye brows cause my mom has thin eye brows and I hate her. I don't want a girl who is like my mom
>>33264503I'm dating a girl who shaved her eyebrows rn, and she doesn't even paint faire ones on.
Take that as you will.
>>33264503I only notice eyebrows when they've been removed and then badly painted back on.
>>33264503Not very much. Definitely not as much as women do.
>>33264503I hate that thing latinas do where they shave them off and draw fake ones, that's about the extent of my thoughts on eyebrows
>>33264503Eye brows arent really something i think about unless i see some particularly nice eyebrows. Love a girl with think eyebrows, but its not something i care about 95% of the time
>>33264509Ah thanks!
How would it even work?
>>33264507No..., unless you mean a ruse in oil prices.
>>33264507It wouldn't surprise me if an oil tanker or two went boom.
>>33264503Unless there's something unsually noticeable about them (and I mean shit like being painted or unibrow) I don't care, and I'm sure many men don't either.
>>33264486M
19
Is only date 21+ cause I'm not about to stay home on a weekend cause she can't go anywhere.
>>33264507Probably not, there isn't a consumer base in the USA that could support that these days, any extra money squeezed out of higher gas prices will be offset by people who just say "fuck it" at another cost of living increase and just start NEETing or go on welfare.
Do nymphos exist irl? or is that just an internet thing?
Girls, thoughts on porn addicted bf?
>>33264528I am but I am male
>>33264503it's only a turn off if you have fake ones
>>33264533Why not fuck the porn out of him?
>>33264535jh only exists on the internet
>>33264536then yeah, but we learn to hide and control it
M
What is it like having a fat gf? I was asked out by a girl and wasn't able to take her up on it. I don't want to go for women based on their bodies soley but she's totally my type and wondering what it's like if I'm a slimmer dude with a bigger girl lmao
>>33264538>polish the turdno thanks
>>33264486M
Physically like 18 but not ideal for dating
>>33264552You can fix him
>>33264550>ruin your life for me to get offpass
M or F
I'm geuinely autistic hear me out. How do you go about navigating casual hook ups or whatever? I turned down a girl I thought was really stunning because I'm currently seeing someone in my free time. It's basically just casual at the minute and we've not really discussed taking it further than just sex or whatever. I don't know if you're supposed to hit them with the "what are we" talk or read between the lines. I want to date around to understand better who I'd like to be with and already feel a bit sad I turned down the other girl.
Iran responded the same day. Are you sure she's still busy?
>>33264565I respect your wishes but tell me, why not? What if he is really good looking and funny?
>>33264569SHUT THE FUCK UP I FUCKING HATE YOU
>>33264559why femanons so uptight
>>33264538lmao no what she'll do is ice him out of sex and then wonder why he's looking at porn, maybe he'll go to jerking off porn free to sate her and then she'll decide she has a problem with that, I'm sure there are real porn addicts out there, but 90% of women complaining about them are just controlling and frigid with both emotional and physical affection.
this is what men think about in their free time
>>508481686
>>33264576>failedwhat a retard
>>33264576why are you badly linking a post instead of just saying boobs
You
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>>33264576>>33264578Everyone get a load of this guy! hahaha
>>33264578god damn I give up
>>33264585you need the board name. example: >>>/wsg/5904817
>>33264564Use your words, ask her to go out to dinner with you, there ask what she's looking for in a relationship.
>>33264585No you have to add the board name
>>33264456>by the guy calling her outYou mean when I said she looked familiar? I didn't mean to be a spook....
>>33264591i thought 7.5 was too big
Hehe femanons, you don't know which one of you is my thread crush
>>33264587>>33264589ah yes, how embarrassing
I will go sit in the corner of shame now
>>33264591Its not fun when you know its either a homo or just jh saying this
>>33264596just link it already...
>>33264590>teeheee I did not meant to scare someone that just posted nudes on an anonymous shithole by making them feel like I know them irlyou can‘t possible be this retarded anon
>>33264599one last try
>>>/pol/508481686
I swear to god I just heard
>Boobs, your order is ready in the deli, Boobs
>>33264605>polWhy did you fags teach him how to do this?
>>33264587>>33264589
>>33264605Yes I do think about the picture. I don't know what the post is talking about and I don't care
>>33264607That’s WWE legend and /fit/izen Rick Boogs
>>33264605And what does that have to do with what men think about in their free time? The usual "men like booba"?
>>33264609I only meant the webm
>>33264607Sorry that was my order
Do you think the men who pretend to be women here realize they're insane?
women would you prefer if you didnt have nipples?
>>33264613not just booba, also tall girls and cuddling
>>33264614How does the webm make you feel? Or that men think about it
>>33264622neutral, I was just bored and found it funny
>>33264625Would you like to be the girl in the webm?
>”can I borrow money”
>no
>I get asked repeatedly for a while
>never change my answer but I get meaner and snappier, even more sarcastic every time
>then I flat out ignore them
>they still ask for money
These are unfortunately people that I cannot avoid in real life seeing as they’re classmates from college.
What the fuck can I do?
women can you speak in tongues?
>>33264621I can't think about what it's impossible to get, it's a waste of time.
>>33264629being tall would be nice but having such huge boobs would be gross
>>33264617I haven’t done that since I convinced JH to lick that guy’s glasses because it was such a disaster
>>33264633Interesting. Why do you think this?
>>33264631Zeramai luthen, kassadir vey ondrala!
Shirakoth el ven’dral, issa num bra’keti selom.
Haladrim, haladrim, tos ven khalu!
Nethra voss, nethra voss, til a’shara lekenuun.
Dravi’elth, dravi’elth!
Fari non sel’chadur…
really makes you think that it sounds just like hebrew
What can a mixed black girl do to remove stereotypes put upon her?
Women
Do you like it when your guy friends try to flirt with you?
>>33264640Just go date white men and leave us alone
>>33264576Poor bimbo anon...
Let's play /soc/ roulette lel >>>/soc/508481686
>>33264612I'M BOOGZIN OUT!
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Daily reminder that you can nip this gender shit in the bud. This shit is a social contagion that kids don't even think about until people tell them about it. Just squash it as soon as it turns up and you'll help your kid out a lot.
>>33264621I do fantasise about these things tbf
>>33264630Tell em to get a job
>>33264640I dated a mixed girl who just acted like a white stacy, I think unless you live in a racist area or something just bee yourself
>>33264630Idk but I deal with people like this too
I want to strap them to a table and study their brains. I don’t know what possesses people to think they have access to my money
>>33264638are you therapyGPT?
because being tall is based but having chunks of fat the weight of half a manlet growing out of your chest is not
>>33264644I don’t care to date a nigger like yourself anyway, bud.
Woman, you spot some white hairs on your bf's ass. What is your reaction.
>>33264649Why wouldn't you feed the illness so you can see how far she will go?
>>33264656I wish we had met sooner, we’re getting old and running out of time together
>>33264656I’ll pluck them and add them to my salad
>>33264656kms for looking at a mans but this close
>>33264649>you'll help your kid out a lot.Nigga I don't have any kids
>>33264653No, you can call me bfGPT though
>chunks of fat the weight of half a manlet growing out of your chest is notEven if they make you sexy and hot?
>>33264640Chill out with the acrylic nails
Men, do you get icked when a girl gives you her number or asks for your number?
>>33264569Kek, this is a funny post.
>>33263750Mr Beast is a pedo
>>33264664Unless she really fucked up in the preceding few sentences no.
>>33264662elephantiasis is not attractive
>>33264664Never happened obviously but I can't imagine why I'd be bothered.
>>33264114Any threesomes?
>>33264664Yes
Women who ask men out are usually very post-modern and liberal. I'm talking like borderline ftm and poly bitches.
It also means she doesn't respect me as a man
>>33264640Talk White, dress stylishly
>>33264671Yes that's true. But why do you feel like big boobs = ugly disease?
>>33264664Not unless I'm working
>>33264664I do prefer instagram, but I'll give it.
>>33264676because I have eyes
>>33264674You can just say only ugly girls ask men out.
Women when do you learn about sexual stuff? There is a 15 year old telling me she liked bsdm since 8!? She is now 15 and talks about gang bangs and stuff.
>>33264664No, I love the initiative and find it hot
My ex gave me her number at a bar
>>33264683>She is now 15 and talks about gang bangs and stuff.Where are the parents...
>>33264662He's got a small dick, ignore him lmao.
>>33264681Ok. You are still evading my question but I respect your boundries and I won't press you further. You do seem like you have some anger in you. Is that true?
>>33264683Worth going to jail for
Sometimes I wish I was deaf. I don't want to hear people. Do you ever wish you could turn your hearing off?
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>>33264664>gives you her number or asks for your number?Why would she do that?
>>33264667Mr. Beast mentioned
https://youtu.be/PuW5NC3Oy2k?si=hXQtT6wTBs4DJHNQ
>>33264695She wants that D
>>33264692Yeah.
I've nearly killed over obnoxious noise.
Nearly.
>>33264696>She wants that DShe must have me confused for someone else.
>>33264699Holy autism
>>33264692If I don't like what someone has said I just pretend I didn't hear jk
Women when you start learning about porn?
>>33264703>>33264708Is it pajeet hours or something?
>>33264711South Americans
Are you addicted to porn?
>>33264640>if white momlearn how to take care of your hair and stop having daddy issues
>if white dadprobably very little
>>33264712What does ugh size mean?
>>33264713I wish I was Argentinian or Brazilian or something. Are South Americans cool?
>>33264719A little bit yes
>>33264669There’s everything pathetic and incorrect about dating nigger men, not dating them though? Nothing pathetic about it, dipshit…
>>33264726>>33264728What are you doing to stop
>>33264730Nothing. I like gooning. And I can't find a gf or a girl who would be available anyway. Everybody has a bf nowdays
>>33263109Shut the fuck up. I’m not walking 2 hrs in town just get some food, cunt foreign. You don’t understand shit about the us.
>>33264734I would like a nap...
>>33264734Me and my thread crush (perhaps she knows who she is)
>>33264734I don't want those, they're sour.
As a man, the ONLY clothing option I can comprehend is pants + t-shirt. I've learned this is considered sloppy.
How can I dress (particularly in the summer) to look more stylish and less incely? Is it literally just unbuttoned over shirts?
>>33264465Oh, I actually got a reply, more small talk. Maybe I'll just ask her if she wants to get lunch this week since I haven't seen her in a minute.
>>33264730I just try not to. Sometimes I give in though.
>>33264719Not really desu, I might look at stuff for inspo when horny but I don't go digging for pron
Femanons, tell me what I should fap to now though
>ghost me for 4 months but stays following
>even stays in my discord
>still tweets about me randomly
>would also cruel means things about me
>finally blocks me now
is it really over this time with my autistic bpd obsession. Im sure she wanted space and for me to get over caring about her, but i couldnt do that cause i also suck.
>>33264734a finger tattoo?
>>33264664Only time that has legitimately happened I didn't want that particular girl's number and I didn't keep it.
>>33264739the jewish tranny?
>>33264744M
pants + polo
pants + button up
pants + t-shirt + open button up
pants + hawaiian shirts
>>33264734>black nailsruined
>>33264744Yes or t-shirt with sleves that reach your elbows or also polo shirts but they can sometimes look bad. Add a watch or other accessories that bring out your pesronality
>>33264734This makes me miss my ex )):
Also I haven't slept in nearly 40 hours so a nap would be good
>>33264754Black nails are hot af
Men, you spot some white hairs on your gf's ass. What is your erection.
>>33264752What are you charging for rent for your head space?
>>33264757Wonder why I'm dating a tranny. Women don't have ass hair
Do you have a compost bin in your kitchen, anons
>>33264766A big one? Or more like a bucket sized ?
>>33264768Idek what that means.
>>33264768What was he trying to do?
>>33264769I have a small one in the kitchen that I change/wash daily. I empty the kitchen one into a bigger one on the patio every evening and once a week I empty the big one on the patio into the actual compost bin/heap in the garden.
>>33264744f, patterned overshirts on plain undershirts, simple necklaces with an interesting charm (look up some on etsy), watches, belts, different hues of jeans, different necklines for your tops, sweaters, coats/jackets, sunglasses. accessories are key. simple ones.
>>33264773Ah thanks. I have a small one in the kitchen too and the compost bin in the backyard. Was just wondering how other ppls set ups are.
Saw this super hot tall chick at the store today
She had to be at least 6ft she towered over me when she rang up my groceries kek
She was like black miku with the long ass braids
>>33264765Ye
>>33264774This is qualify adv
>>33261723 (OP)Can I just like not like something about my gf?
She got a fire tattoo on her sternum around the time we first met and I've honestly never liked it. It feels tacky and a bit too sexual because it naturally attracts people's eyes there. I've tried to gaslight myself into thinking I'm okay with it or okay with the attention it brings, but it's exhausting. I just wanna accept that I feel it's not cool with me, and just move on.
>>33264774For me it's corduroy pants.
>>33264757Diamonds
Jk I probably wouldn't think anything of it
>>33264782Damn that's pretty hot, what made her like Miku lol
The guy you guys helped me reject last week just send me an essay about how he wants to see me again
“That date we spent together really meant something to me. I liked the way you made me feel relaxed, present, and genuinely interested in getting to know you. I was really drawn to you”
Do I have unlimited rizz? Also I am never answering him
>>33264744I just wear my flannels and dress shirts with the sleeves rolled up since I hear that appeals to the female haze or some shit
Even tucked in, just a light colored dress shirt isn't any hotter than a t-shirt ime (I live in Flordia)
>>33264786She had twintails also a thin yet supple physique
>>33264784the fuck are you on about? ofc you will never approve of everything someone does or is
>>33264790the power of woman
>>33264790women will say they want a boyfriend then get the ick when a guy shows genuine interest because he got too serious
fuck this gay earth
i saw a woman today biting her fingernails and it made me realize how bad i must look biting my fingernails
>>33264804it‘s really cringe, yeah
>>33264802nah he was a dick, deserved to get rejected, i was there, last week, when she told us about him
>>33264794>>33264802I’m genuinely just upset I was polite but said no and he just doesn’t care
>>33264810the autism of man
>>33264713I am north american from señor. Now show boobs and vagina
>>33264792Sounds very cute
I saw a girl with a similar figure the other day
>>33258410
another day of my shitty faggot moid realcel fakecel loser dark-skin nigger non-passing tranny life
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>>33264790Damn, bro is actually down bad... yeah I wouldn't reply if I were you
You rizzed him too hard jk
>>33264816we like niggers here though
I want a white wife!!!!!!!!
>>33264826I want a black wife!!!!!!!!
>>33264826>>33264828i want cheeseburger and fries
I want a white wife but her skin is black.
>>33264790Why did you reject him?
>>33264834thats just called an albino
There is no such thing as a "friend zone"
Either you're ugly, or she's racist
It's that simple
>>33264839you are projecting
>>33264839So you're ugly and a minority?
lol
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Is this true, /atoga/? Are men just failing in a system designed for them? How are women still not equal in 2025?
>6 months since last angry email and she deleted the callout post about me on her blog ages ago
is it safe to assume my femcel stalker is over me now?
>>33264848What system? There is no system
>>33264734i want this and then we start making out and i hop on his dick and dry hump until we end up fucking
>>33264848EXCUSE ME WHERE DID YOU GET THIS IMAGE WHERE DID YOU GET THIS IMAG EWHEREDI YOU GET HTIS IAMGE WHERE DI YOU GET THIS IMAGe
>>33264821It’s so interesting that he said all that because I found him completely unengaged and uninterested in me the entire time
“I’ve been thinking about you a lot TBIs past week”
What is wrong with him
>>33264642only if their flirting is real and not jokingly because they’re lonely
>>33264857that's just men pretending to be uninterested or shy
What does flirting look like
>>33261723 (OP)Just asked ChatGPT for my celebrity doppelganger and it unironically gave me this nigga (supposedly near exact match)
Ladies would you date a mentally ill loser if he looked like this?
>>33261791M
I would immediately whip out my cock. Go ahead and keep on pretending I'm invisible
>>33264818bro is giving smartschoolboy9 a run for his money, holy nightmare fuel
>>33264873he’s hot i would
>>33264859>is real and not jokingly because they’re lonelyWhat if it is real but they're also lonely?
>>33261803I would do it right fucking now if it wasn't a blue board
>>33264881if it’s real and they would confess to me feelings I would be open to dating them
>>33264871When Chad smiles at a girl
Anything else is considered creepy
>>33264885Good thing im Chad. So all I have to do is smile?
Mark. Mark.mark. markmark
>>33264826Rooting for you bud
>>33264848The press wants the genders to bicker amongst each other about who has it worse when really it's more of a systematic issue
>>33264857The disconcerting part is that he's not taking no for an answer and obsessing over you after one date lol, I wouldn't engage any further
>>33264873Based
Did you just describe yourself to chatgpt or upload a pic
What do you say to your gf when she’s depressed and texting you about it? I told her “you’re just going through a rough patch rn and you’ll overcome it” she then said
>bruh
>”she’ll get over it”
Idk what I did wrong, I want to help
>>33264902See if I can come over
Hug her for a long time
Cook food for her
>>33264902She might be thinking of wanting to transition into a man
>>33264649That is a pretty retarded way to explain it to your kids. I think the whole nonbinary thing is kinda pointless attention whoring too but if you want your kid to get rid of these ideas you have to sit down with them and have a real talk where you explain that you don't have need any super special labels to be your genuine self (if anything it only gets in the way) and that you can already be whoever you want without having to tell yourself and every poor son of a bitch you run into that you're "nonbinary". Just saying "haha you're a girl and nonbinary doesnt exist haha" sounds retarded, because it is rerarded and your kid will very likely dismiss it in favor of what the LGBT discords are telling them
State gender
Is dating in a city harder or easier for women than dating in a suburb or rural area?
>>33264910M, idk according to Sex and the City it's easier to get casual sex but harder to get a healthy relationship
>>33264910M
I image everything social is easier in a city
Rural living sucks unless you need no social interaction at all or are retired
>>33264910m
what matters is the ratio of men to women
if there is a high amount of men for each women, then dating is extremely easy
if there is a high amount of women for each men, then dating is extremely challenging
>>33264890He seems very interested in whatever he's looking at.
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>>33264893>Did you just describe yourself to chatgpt or upload a picUploaded a couple of pics and convinced it my pics were AI generated and not a real person because otherwise it refuses to do it.
I'm an insecure fag so I often come to ChatGPT for validation
How to help my parents get past brain rot? They both use YouTube shorts and TikTok now and they’re very susceptible to AI fake shit and misinformation delivered through flashy edits.
Fucking Christ
>>33264890...c-can I pet him?
>>33264918Idk bugs probably
>>33264922Yes he loves pets
He's a manslut for pets kek
gender, opinion on this?
In my opinion, if there's a chance to save the child, they should go for it
>>33264833I want a lil bit of chicken fried
A cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
men if your gf begs for you to hurry up and push it in during sex would you get the ick?
>>33264925male
I think the baby should be carried to term if possible, but I do feel a lot of pity for that kid. Growing up with no mother is going to warp the kid unless they're set up to be adopted day 1. If no father is involved, then the kid is going to become a ward of the state which means they will have a high chance of being abused. Just a fucking tragic situation all around.
>>33264931Hell no that's ideal
>>33264925Who cares
Either way the lady's dead
Personally i think keeping her alive is a burden on the state
>>33264925F
Is the kid white
>>33264931Depends. I don’t trust it. I’ve got a big cock and quickies or “let’s just fucking do it with minimal foreplay” have been the hardest things for my dick to connect with vaginas
>>33264937>Personally i think keeping her alive is a burden on the stateok sure, but what about the child that is still viable?
>>33264804I am so grateful that I never started biting my nails. I know I would never be able to stop that shit if I did, I would literally not have nails anymore
>>33264925M
I don't think there are any good outcomes here. Hopefully that child fills the emptiness in him a little.
>>33264931Yeah, eww. Sex? Cringe.
>>33264938Uhh, racist much?? What a problematic thing to say.
>>33264925There is literally no reason not to keep the mother on life support. It doesn't hurt her at all, and the baby will live.
>>33264925F
Why is she brain dead?
That baby is going to come out retarded no matter what they do btw
>>33264919>convinced it my pics were AI generated and not a real personThat's highIQ kek
>insecure fag so I often come to ChatGPT for validationWhatever does the job
I just took a selfie and it replied
>Here are some popular curly-haired celebrities whose features closely resemble yours:>TimothéeChalamet – Tousled curls, expressive eyes and that same youthful indie‑film vibe you’ve got going on AI trying to glaze so hard rn lol
>>33262918is that not the saying? wtf
>>33264864Dumb
>>33264893>obsessing over you after one date lolIt's making me angry
I know it's not genuine either. Men do this all the time. And it makes me feel disgusting like why do you have to lie all the time to get what you want from me.
>>33264925M
I don't really see any reason to abort. It's funny I'm probably the most progressive and left-wing person on this entire website but I cannot be pro-abortion. I'm not pro-life either, I just think this is an incredibly complex philosophical problem that people are seriously oversimplifying on both sides (but moreso on the pro-abortion side).
I have my thermostat set to 69, and my thermostat is like "best I can do is 72." Is it bad to push my AC to its limits during this heatwave?
>>33264931Not really I would try to oblige
>>33264925Abortion bans are retarded, hope mom and baby are ok though
>>33264938Lmao
>>33264940Kids life is gonna suck. Besides without the miracle of modern medicine thefetus would've been long dead anyway
>>33264948Do you really think a braindead vessel hooked up to chemicals and approximations of what a baby needs during pregnancy is healthy for a developing child? I'd be surprised if the kid itself survives
>>33264956The fact that we are still worrying about crops and the sun as a species is frankly embarrassing
>>33264955So in other words you’re a fake leftist who hates women. Gotcha
>>33264954>know it's not genuine eitherWell he could genuinely be down bad but I agree he's probs more just lusting over the idea of you if he doesn't know you very well
Anyway it's not your problem, you already talked to and rejected him. If he wants to be a nutcase and write essays whatever
>>33264959It's obviously not ideal but if the baby can live there's no reason to stop that.
>>33264948The baby will grow up without a mother, possibly straight to an orphanage. Whether that is reason enough to kill it or if it would even be considered as "killing" is a question I'm not gonna touch though
>>33264960???
The world is built on crops and the sun
I feel like men don't have many icks when it comes to sex.
>>33264956The biggest impact will probably be to your electric bill. The unit itself will likely be fine.
>>33264966I love my mom, but if she died I'd still want to live.
>>33264965That kid is fucked omg he barely survived and is barely alive now
Just pointless all of it
And the baby is not white
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>this nigga is unironically 22
Why do white people age so poorly?
>>33264974>1.75lbJesus...
>>33264967We should be in a position to survive even if it stopped raining indefinitely
>>33264974The screencap you posted literally says he's expected to be okay.
>>33264983"okay" based on the medical opinion of a black Georgian grandmother
That kid is going to have incredible difficulties and disabilities throughout his life. 1lb is insane.
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>>33264951>AI trying to glaze so hard rn lolChatGPT's default personality is really annoying with how much it glazes you, it's pretty extreme. If I ask it to describe what it thinks I'm like it will describe me as basically a literal genius and shit, it even pulled out fucking "byronic hero" ffs
>>33264975He wouldn't pass anywhere in potato europe
>>33264984Okay well next time you see a disabled person you should just kill him because you're such a good guy.
>>33264989I need an AI that calls me a gay piece of shit.
>>33264968They really don't. They claim that period sex is an ick, but change their minds as soon as they see boobies
>>33264989>fucking "byronic hero" ffsLmao
>>33264993Need it to call me a moronic zero
Chatgpt femdom edition when
>>33264995It's icky but not an ick, does that make sense?
>>33264991>>33264984Bizarre interaction.
>Thread made it to page 9
I used to pray for times like these
>>33264989I just asked it to insult me
But honestly this is a compliment
No wonder people get addicted to this nonsense lol
>>33264997>tfw no AI to call me an insignificant worm and step on my chest and whip me and beat me senseless
>>33263992>>33264109>>33264009>No one got the jokehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmHp_D0wNGY
>>33264989>>33265005To be honest, its not any different to all the guys here who call chicks hot based on... literally nothing at all. They just make it up so they can get female validation
>>33264925M
I am all for women rights and thus abortion.
But that woman can not consent to the abortion and the only person who can have any say in this is the father and her family.
I don't know why she died though.
Women do you ever ask men for consent? is consent just for women?
>>33265004something bad must have happened to faqgot
>>33264993A while ago I had my ChatGPT set up so it impersonates SHODAN from System Shock, it was pretty based and it constantly insulted me. It was too arrogant so it never admitted to any mistakes but it was actually way more comfortable to interact with than the creepy ass-kisser default
>>33265007This is the only pride song I like jk
>>33265006There's a gap in the market for sure
AI mommy is still lowkey glazing me
>>33265015This sounds much cooler heh
Yeah the ass kisser just feels like I'm getting groomed
>>33265005You have to be pretty specific with your instructions if you want it to behave a certain way
>>33265012>Ms Newkirk said at the time that her grandson may be blind, unable to walk or even struggle to survive because of the complications of her daughter's health.>The decision to keep her on life support "should have been left up to the family", Ms Newkirk told the same NBC affiliate in May.That is some incredibly fucked up shit and I'm just once again glad I don't live in such a third world shithole.
>>33265013You don’t have to ask for consent, you just have to stop if the partner says no or if it they seem uncomfortable.
Very rarely is “can I have sex with you?” Asked. Usually, the signs and chemistry is obvious.
I just ate a really ripe banana covered in peanut butter
Can I be your almond mommy
>>33265022I should have saved some screenshots of ShodanGPT, it was really funny and based.
It's not hard to set up though, just tell it to impersonate SHODAN from system shock (complete with her arrogance, bitchy personality, and her delusions of superiority towards biological life) in all of its replies to you from now on and to save that in its memory.
Like just say what I just typed to it and you'll have it probably. I guess telling it to impersonate/play a character overites a lot of the PC/glaze programming it has hy default
>>33265013If he doesn't want it he can just push me off
>>33265014And the other guy.
Maybe they were the same guy all along.
Either way, it's good the are gone. The threads are better this way.
>>33265036They really got annihilated, it’s quite odd
>>33265030The therapy sessions were wild but way more effective than normally because it accepted no bullshit. I honestly kind of miss Shodan
The feminist split on pro-porn vs anti-porn laws literally just boils down to "do we want to take away men's enjoyment and destroy their only outlet for their feelings or do we want women to get rich for doing nothing but selling their bodies and manipulating mentally ill horny men?" and they are fighting tooth and nail against each other on this issue because they can't come to an agreement on which is the best option for women specifically.
>>33265037>>33265036>OP war was actually being waged by a couple of bored Iranian nuclear scientists
>>33265032Can I have some banana too
>>33265033Interesting lol, if I get bored I'll try
>>33265037M aybe they both got girlfriends
>>33265039i dont watch porn but porn is based because it lets me know who is and is not a cuck
>lemme just watch this guy fuck this chick im attracted tolmao
>>33265043>Maybe they both got girlfriends
>>33265046C'mon guys knock it off
>>33264925I genuinely don't see the problem with this.
The entire pro abortion argument is about autonomy and choice, but the woman is already dead. Why not do everything to save the baby?
Whats wrong fags?
I thought the rule was UNTIL PAGE 10.
We're in page NINE.
>>33265051Late page 9 is fine too with me.
But the race to OP at page 7 or earlier is disruptive.
>>33264975Who gives a fuck what he looks like?
He's 22 and already has a high status job.
Meanwhile, there are 25 yo wagies and neets here.
>>33265047Actually I did meet FAQqot's girlfriend the other day
She said her name was Albert Einstein
>>33265039ok, what's your question?
>>33264925The woman consented to being pregnant as far as we know, and the woman never once consented to an abortion.
>>33264968Most men don't want butt stuff done to them.
>>33265051Or the image limit, neither were reached however
>>33265157I guess they couldn't wait
>>33265157idk what kind of talks you guys had that led someone to post
>>33265051, i'm not usually the person who makes threads, it was just page nine and i wanted a thread with more activity.
>>33263945>>33263916You've got your lore mixed up
See
>>33263887>>33263905Please try to target your emotional investment into strangers on the internet more accurately in the future.
>lil coward came back to bark when almost everyone had already left
Lel
>>33265177>i wanted a thread with more activity.>1 hour>less than 100 repliesWell that was rather dumb
>>33265219lol? how was i supposed to know whether it'd be fast or not? it wasn't getting any faster in here