Thread 33261723

Former: >>33259350

>>33261715
I was just reading this very wholesome shego/kim porn comic but it wasn't futa

>>33261729
you got a link bro?

My gf hasn't said "I love you" to me in almost 3 months without me saying it first

Women can't be real. Such horrible creatures couldn't possibly exist in real life.

>>33261736
Mine never did unprovoked. She dumped me and it was clear she never gave a fuck about me.

Moids
How would you feel waking up to cottagecore breakfasts every morning?

>>33261744
Happy

>>33261744
nam but that just looks like a normal breakfast, why does everything have to be a "core"

>>33261732
Lesbian porn

>>33261744
Extremely thankful, I suppose, though I much prefer something saltier and smaller portions for breakfast though.

>>33261744
I'd marry her.
I've never had anyone ever make me breakfast before.

>>33261739
How long were you two together?

>>33261744
Great, but not half as good as I'd feel waking up to a cottagecore woman every morning

>>33261723 (OP)
so lately I've been teaching a language to a girl by zoom (for pay, she thinks I do this as a job, in reality I'm good at it and a mutual friend gave her my number) and then one day she got stuck in something and asked me to go to her house
we had a nice time, time flew by, she was very welcoming and kind, etc
by some questions she made and stuff I thought she might be attracted to the idea of me so she wanted to see me in person because the part she was stuck in we did quite fast in person. Or maybe I was born to teach in a classroom I don't know
anyways I'm just a regular looking dude and she's a cutie and 11 years younger than me (mid 20s), but the sort of flirting hasn't stopped even after meeting me in person, sometimes we just end up talking about our lives after the time of the class has ended.
and yet she hasn't mentioned us meeting again
do you girls think there might be something else going on or not
If it was me 10 years ago I would be crushing on her so hard but after my last breakup I'm just hoping something might arise and may make me finally feel something, these past couple of years I've been a manwhore with 0 romantic emotions for anyone.

>>33261744
I would marry you
>>33261751
damn you weren't kidding lol

>>33261748
That's not what it would look like, as I make the best french toast on earth. I try to make comfy breakfasts for what I can only assume is a past life where I was a stay at home mother in a cabin in the woods.

>>33261744
I can't even imagine this. It doesn't seem like a possible reality.

>>33261744
lactose intolerant here
I'd appreciate the gesture but would gift the breakfast to my coworker or something
the fruits I'd eat.

>>33261744
Sounds tasty but unhealthy as a long-term plan. But as long as I can make at least some of the dinners, fine with me.
And as long as they are something I would eat dietarily, obviously.

>>33261748
zoomers are dumb and dont bother to learn what the words they use even mean

>>33261761
I can use lactase-free milk to make the brioche and whipped cream. That's the only thing with milk in it.

For F
What hobby do you find the most attractive in a man? What's the most unattractive (excluding video games. Too obvious)?

>>33261767
video games aren't an unattractive hobby, that "study" was an entirely fake graphic made for a comedy tiktok about bird watching

What scenario should I use in an ai rpg generator for jerking off?

>>33261765
I'd kiss your hands while I think of a joke or something to not make it too corny
anyways some help with this?
>>33261756

>>33261767
posting "i hate women" on 4chan

>>33261767
Probably hobbies where he works with his hands. I don't consider any hobbies unattractive, so long as he is passionate about them. Maybe doomscrolling social media, if that counts as a hobby.

>>33261771
Try to convince your sister to have sex with you simulator

>>33261771
Prince saves a humble maiden from a dungeon and they marry and make love

>>33261772
>anyways some help with this?
I would suggest matching her energy. Younger women don't do too well with being blunty asked questions like that, but then she could misconstrue your lack of engagement as disinterest.

>>33261779
>doomscrolling social media
This is not a hobby. This is the king not a hobby of all not hobbies.

>>33261771
Coming back to your village after being away a long time at war to find that many of the female villagers have a new perspective of the returning soldier after so long away.

M or f
Would you fall for it?

I have not had sex in one whole year. Should I get back in the game or just become an incel again

men, would you rather women not have the right to work and vote?

>>33261781
Not into sister stuff
>>33261784
Too long
>>33261790
Idk what this even is

>>33261791
No. magic can never be real, because that would be cool, and nothing cool can exist. besides that guy is probably a paid actor too

>>33261791
M
I'm the kind of autist that actually read a book that debunks hypnosis

>>33261793
Wow, a whole year?
How is that even possible?

>>33261775
Why would you find that attractive?

atogamoids won't post their cocks bc they're scared of other men looking at them and then wonder why femanons won't post their tits

>>33261798
Pov: you are the tentacle monster

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33261797
I dont think anyone should vote, if voting is necessary only men who own land and have material stake in the nation. Women have proved to be too easily manipulated, and also they have only been able to vote for 100 years. It makes sense why they are fucking terrible at discerning what is important and what isnt.

>>33261803
I don't care if a foid posts her tits. I want a gf who only shows her tits to me.

whenever male anons here post images of pornstars i get really sad that im not as pretty as them

>>33261801
I was too sad after my breakup and not over my ex. Now that Im over her, I have lost all my confidence again and doubt myself. Also the only place I go to with girls are bars and I dont think places where I have to yell for people to hear me is a great way to demonstrate myself

>>33261809
>pornstars
>pretty
No.
But we have already went over how you have a nice body. You're mentally ill.

>>33261791
I don't get tit.

>>33261798
Okay how about mermaid pleasures sailor man with her boobs and fish pussy

>>33261809
A lot of porn stars aren't even that pretty. They're popular because they do vulgar acts and they're easy inserts for goon fantasies. And most guys could never imagine themselves dating someone from that industry.

>>33261809
simply lose weight. its really that simple.

>>33261809
go post more nudes

>>33261803
Youre right

Male anons, I showed you my boobs, i want to see your penises

>>33261809
I'm prettier than most but it is a bit disheartening that pornstars are their measuring stick. I'm not a very sexual person.

>>33261814
The magician used the first chair to make someone look invisible, then he used it on a real guy to make the guy think he was actually invisible, and had the audience also pretend he was invisible

>>33261819
>I showed you my boob
Did I miss this? Fuck

>>33261767
men really talk about things in terms of being attractive, which is kind of silly to me. so little of what you guys do to be 'attractive' is like, hot, or not hot, it's just stuff that exists. i like hobbies that take a lot of explaining because i like listening to men explain things. that's not hot or not hot, it's just sort of pleasant? and games aren't bad either. i don't enjoy things that are all about turning off your brain or about being 'right' or 'better' than other people. i like being healthy myself, but if someone's hobby and lifestyle was all about being fit and eating clean and also (the yucky part) dunking on people who are pretty normal, i would be unhappy about that. arguing with people about politics on social media would probably annoy me actively and i do not consider it a hobby. anything we can do together while holding hands is great.

>>33261820
>I'm not a very sexual person.
this is probably the worst quality for a woman to have unironically.

>>33261819
Sauce?

Women, how would you react if your husband wanted you to stay home on election day and not vote?

>>33261809
pornstars are uglier than your average chick youd see on the street IMO and i live in fukken rural alabama

>>33261819
ngl if I found out my fiancee posted boobs online for a bunch of incels I'd probably call off the wedding

Women thoughts on 3-in-1 shampoo-conditioner-bodywash

>>33261832
What woman would want to marry you in the first place?

>>33261817
NTA, but what if I want a man with a BBW fetish :(

>>33261826
It's not like I have no sex drive. I'm just very vanilla.

>>33261809
You really shouldn't compare yourself to whose entire value is sex

>>33261836
oh so you just have a more normal, healthy view of sex

>>33261797
I support them working if they want to wholeheartedly. Optimistically, I want to believe women can be conservative enough to maintain a society. For the record, nearly everything feminists say, I agree with, even the most misandrist. Contradictory? Actually, no, I just recognize what it takes to survive in a world with men, and with evil, dogmatic societies elsewhere in the world.

>>33261836
Hot

>>33261835
How big are we talking?

>>33261834
One that posts boob pics for (You)s apparently

>>33261819
Mine is too small to show

>>33261797
it doesnt matter either way but if i had the ability i would still give them the rights to work and vote. i mean theyre citizens of the united states they deserve it imo.

>>33261809
Aren't you some giga stacy that right swiped a guy in front of you on tinder yesterday?

>>33261785
I see, thanks

>>33261819
>showed you my boobs
We're gonna need a sauce on this

>>33261835
you want a man who only likes you for displaying a caricature of fecundity made possible by a civilizationally unique intersection of high technology, demoralization and culture of reckless consumption?

Men have the option of posting hands and eyes for femanon (you)s yet don't do it and instead choose to keep complaining that women don't look at them...

>>33261852
She has the kind of mental illness that makes her hate herself but also only be attracted to top 1% guys

>>33261845
Idk exact weight. On the bigger side, but I'm tall and have good fat distribution so I have actual curves instead of just being a shapeless blob.

>>33261855
someone post the soc thread for this guy

>>33261797
No lol, everyone should be able to work and vote
>>33261801
Nta but make it almost 3 decades...

>>33261857
some dudes just posted eyes last thread
i would post hands but idk how to not make them look bad in pictures

>>33261857
Once again, only want a gf. I wouls show her whatever she wanted.

>>33261852
>Aren't you some giga stacy
No
>right swiped a guy in front of you on tinder yesterday?
Yeah, instant match. hasnt responded though

>>33261857
I'm not posting my iris scan or hand vein pattern for your database glowie go suck a dick

>>33261856
Better than a man who likes a woman for starving herself and will lose all attraction to her after she has their baby.

>>33261860
are you the 5'10" 160? your not fat at all bitch you have body dysmorphia

>>33261857
I posted eyes earlier today and hand the other day...

>>33261860
That sounds good. I'm more worried about health issues. You should be fine.

ugh

>>>/soc/34061470

>>33261871
yep that is definitley boob

>>33261868
Anon that is not me

>>33261857
I have a skinny hand
Femanons won't like it

>>33261873
>>33261871
is this you

>>33261867
I think there is literally not a single difference as they are both predicated on fulfilling a narcissistic projection

>>33261868
No. I'm about 5'9 and while idk my exact weight, it's a hell of a lot more than 160. I wear my weight well but I am still without a doubt fat.

>>33261819
Sure, here ya go. Random one from the archives.
https://archived.moe/soc/thread/33179924/#33192787

>>33261873
Aren't you the jewish girl?

>>33261871
Damn she wasn't messing around lol, nice #content

>>33261880
circumcized dicks always make me want to chew on them

>>33261881
yes

but im only half jewish, yet you all cling onto it

>>33261871
>Figure
>That hair a few images above
Looks like someone I know. She would browse this website too, especially as of late lol.

to other guys
should you continue trying to start a relationship with a girl whom you don't find attractive physically (just their face)?

I like her personality, share the same lifestyle, interested in the same things as her, same sense of humor, etc but we shared pics of each other after 2 weeks and I find her face ugly, no other way to say it. All the features seem wrong. she's not deformed or anything, but if I compare to every other girl I've ever known she is the ugliest of all of them. Feels like such a shallow thing to take issue with, but it's really been bothering me

Thoughts on 5'6 guy with top "face card"? Asking for a friend

>>33261885
>cling onto it
It's just easier to recognize you by that label. Does it bother you?

>>33261744
I would bust my ass for that woman

>>33261887
me? Do you know me? Where?

>>33261888
No.
If you aren't attracted to her, don't force it.

>>33261885
I want to pump Aryan babies into you

>>33261809
The average woman I see on the street is more attractive than porn stars. Internet porn gives me the impression that women are less attractive than they actually are.

>>33261890
I dont care that much its just weird

i never even had a bat mitzvah

Fellas, would you mind if a woman asked you out while you were at work? What’s the best way to do that? Bonus points if you’re in a service industry. Trying to fuck this extremely attractive waiter while on vacation.

>>33261873
>>33261896
you're an embarrassment of a poster, neurotic and self-pitying

>>33261892
Probably not. Not enough to see to say I know you for sure and the chances are too low. But it's funny to think about. You just remind me of someone I know irl. Can I ask you for the first or second letter of your first name?

Can dicks get stuck if they're narrower at the base

the reason why pornstars look ugly is because the majority of them are covered in tattoos now and are not white

>>33261899
but she posts boob

>>33261884
Is... is that a good thing?

>>33261903
the reason why pornstars look ugly is because they've degraded themselves into a visual commodity.

>>33261900
if you know me IRL would you mind saying the physical location?

>>33261888
>continue trying to start a relationship with a girl whom you don't find attractive physically
No...

>>33261885
Patrilineally or matrilineally?

>>33261896
It's just recognizable.
>>33261897
I wouldn't mind it. But I'd get extremely nervous and take a while to process it.
>casual sex
Ew

After my ex broke up with me I found a bunch of her nudes on 4chan archive posted by her psychotic ex. I told her and helped her removed them. I kind of regret helping her because she monkey branched me and basically I was feeling so shitty I didnt have the power to realize what had happened.

>>33261905
i mean probably not for you man

>>33261896
>never even had a bat mitzvah
Always knew you were a vampire
>>33261897
When I waited tables years ago a girl left me her number on a serviette with "call me ;P" written on, you could try something like that

>>33261888
I would personally, but then I'm looking for an absurdly specific set of traits and don't really care if I find the person to be all that attractive as long as I find her attractive enough to have sex with.

>>33261916
It's a risk I'm willing to take.

>>33261899
For some odd reason, I don't like her.
From her description, she's cute and she seems nice and kind.
But there's something about her that just annoys me.

>>33261911
>>casual sex
>Ew
Women being into casual sex is a turnoff agreed. I honestly dont understand it

>>33261910
Paternal lol

>>33261911
Why cant you just say where? Im not going to reveal personal info unless im certain

>>33261907
East side of the USA? But again, I doubt it's true.

>>33261915
Sorry about the breakup dude, but you did the right thing helping her out

>>33261924
more specific, what state?

>>33261922
But men can be into casual sex? Who are they having sex with?

>>33261923
>Why cant you just say where?
Say where what? Wym?
All we know is that you are half jewish and that you post cats. Only 1 of those is unique enough to recognizable. What is wrong with that?

>>33261927
I'm going to get doxxed aren't I

>>33261923
Wait do you have an older brother/half-brother who moved to or is planning to move to asia

>>33261915
>posted by her psychotic ex
anon, lol

>>33261797
Yes, although I believe many, many people should not vote.

>>33261929
Yea thats gross too but I am not attracted to them or have any kind of standards for them so I dont care or have expectations for the behavior of men.

>>33261932
nope lol

>>33261933
>>posted by her psychotic ex
>anon, lol
yes, crazy to think she had dated more than one man. really crazy...

>>33261939
Oh thank fucking god. I got really scared that I knew who you were for a second.

>>33261744
I would rather have more fruits and less gluten carbs

>>33261937
I think it’s unattractive when men are slaves to purity culture and think of women like commodities instead of people.

>>33261797
There isn't any scientific evidence to suggest that women are in any way less intellectually capable than men. So I don't see any reason as to why they shouldn't be allowed to exercise their freedom in those aspects.

>>33261941
no, crazy to think you fell for her saying it was her ex and not her

>>33261744
I don't like eating breakfast or lunch, I usually eat an early dinner at 4 and another at 7

>>33261921
its an obnoxious tranny, ofc its annoying

Women would you rather date a man with 2 micropenis or 1 penis too wide to enter any of your holes?

>>33261948
Considering that part of my post was about how I needed to help her delete them because the UI of 4chan melted her brain, her post facto meltdown over this information I delivered, that her name was doxed next to her photos, and they were included in a series of pictures of other girls linked and cited as being from one anon (her ex), I am pretty confident it was not her doing.

>>33261921
you probably hate her because of her coyness

Women would you rather date a man that hate women or that hate your entire ethnicity?

Who I thought was the love of my life broke up with me and the reasons she gave triggered an identity crisis in me.
I see no way out. I feel awful all the time. I loved her.

>>33261920
you would let a girl softly teeth on you? i was under the impression that was a "never in a million years" thing for guys

>>33261946
I dont care about purity but women who have casual sex give me a visceral ick. It is perhaps not logical but just something I cannot help. Its pretty gross and it seems like a lot of men agree. But go off on all the retarded icks you have for men :)

>>33261962
why would I date someone that hates me? you dumb?

>>33261960
Not really. I don't want to say I hate her because I don't have any reason for it.
It's whatever I guess

>>33261964
NTA but I would if it was soft and she wasn't actually chewing my dick up like a cannibal

>>33261797
Man, that's not an easy one.
I respect women's intelligence and right to be equal to us, but it's obvious this whole bullshit situation called "gender" worked better when both genders were valuable. We had a useful exclusive role, which was to work, and it would be nice if we could get the benefits of that without actually banning women from working. So kinda. I guess I want that world where men were valuable and important, but with women having equal rights. I still don't know if there's any way to achieve that.

As for voting, I have honestly never cared. Normies will always outnumber me 10,000,000 to 1 so you may as well not give me the right to vote either. Doesn't matter to me.

>>33261964
Dicks are surprisingly resilient. I can smack it around and feel basically no pain. As long as she isn't doing it hard enough to leave a mark, it might not be that bad.

im going back to programming

night night anonies

>>33261947
>There isn't any scientific evidence to suggest that women are in any way less intellectually capable than men.
So you have literally not looked into this topic and all and also feel extremely confident asserting this

>>33261972
W-wait

>>33261889
Sounds like my ex sort of.

>>33261972
Good night smart cat.

>>33261974
yes?

>>33261973
There aren't any.
>inb4 there are differences at the extremes
Irrelevant to this topic.
>differences in personality
On average, males and females are the same.
You are just retarded.

>>33261972
I'm gonna take a nap
Night night, enjoy your coding babe

>>33261958
Too wide. I know you said it can't enter my holes, but I would take that as a challenge. Working on stretching out my pussy sounds more fun than pretending I can feel a micropenis.
>>33261962
I'd rather the man that hates women. I have a misogyny kink but not a racism kink.

>>33261971
>>33261969
i just want to sort of push it between my molars and sproink it a little i think. maybe it would be less uncomfy in a condom idk.

>>33261964
Nta
As long as the intent isn't to hurt me.
And she listens when I tell her to not do something.
I would let my gf do literally whatever she wanted with my cock. It would be fun.

>>33261977
Nevermind. Good night anon.

>>33261986
nite nite

>>33261985
Yeah pretty much this.

Can women just at least admit they have easier lives than men? I don't expect you to change your privileged lives, just admit you have it easier than us. Periods don't count.

>>33261984
Tried digging my nails into it as a test, and it's pretty bearable. Obviously not gonna feel good, but I'd give it a shot for my partner's joy.

>>33261990
Why do you care so much?

>>33261992
Because it's the first step in fixing the horrible dating world.

I am so behind in life. I'm scared I will never be enough for anybody.

>>33261995
You're already enough anon
Life isn't a reace
>>33261990
Strong disagree m8

>>33261990
why would you ever believe you know what womanhood is like? in a hundred years of manhood, why would you EVER know?

>>33261990
oh no anon, your victim complex is showing

>>33261884
>tfw likes having his dick softly teethed but is cut

>>33261994
How so?

>>33261995
Should we just assume you're male? If so, welcome to Hell. We've been expecting you.

>>33261991
i would make it feel better after :)

>>33261999
nice triples, but you misread, dummy. i think i specifically included you right?

>>33262000
Once women admit they have easier lives than men, we can then have women start to acknowledge the problems many men have. Once that happens, we can start working towards fixing those problems.

>>33261990
>easier lives
what's easy for them?

>>33262003
>you misread, dummy
Oh shit, we are SO back. You did specifically include my genre.

>>33261990
Lol. Forget getting them to admit anything like that, they don't even feel this is enough payback for patriarchy yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RmQTYLD398

>Some folks are born, Star-spangled eyes
>OOOooh they send you off to war!
>And when you ask em, how much should we give?!!
>Lord, they only answer more, more, more!

>>33262003
>i would make it feel better after :)
I was already sold, you can't just keep sweetening the deal! I'm gonna get a cavity!

>>33262006
>>33261997
They have an easier time getting entry level jobs in IT, HR and consultancy roles due to diversity quotas.
They have a much, much easier time in the dating market.

Those are already two of the most important things in any given first world society.

>>33261996
You're not a woman so your opinion is useless here.

>>33262002
I am indeed.
I don't really care about not experiencing the same things.
I just worry that I will miss out on so many things that I actually want. When I think abojt how old I actually am, vs how I feel, I get distressed.

>>33262005
Why is it that women are required to fix male problems? Do you think they are the cause?

>>33261979
>Irrelevant to this topic.
Okay, I guess you admit there is scientific evidence that men are smarter than women but you dont personally count it for this situation.
>>differences in personality
>On average, males and females are the same.
Okay so I guess the scientific evidence that shows the difference in preference between focus on objectivity on social consensus doesnt count when it comes to voting (lol) and difference in prioritizing competition to improve performance over supportive environments isnt related to voting either (lmao)

>>33262012
>easier time getting entry level jobs in IT, HR and consultancy roles
those are worthless, adult day-care jobs
>>33262012
>easier time in the dating market
you mean they're easy pray for douchebags
almost every girl I know has been taken advantage of
one of my close friends actually got knocked out by her ex

>>33262012
>Those are already two of the most important things in any given first world society.
delusional
you think getting pump and dumped by randos and getting a dead-end adult day care job whose sole purpose is to make you not have children is "the most important thing for a first world society" ???
LOL

>>33262017
>Do you think they are the cause?
...yes? Obviously.
And women need to help fix these problems because otherwise society will collapse.

>>33261797
I would rather votes be counted by family
meaning you need children and a marriage (divorce doesn't count)

>>33262015
Same. There's a lot of competing and making up to do, and very little time left. Some days I feel good about my progress, other days I feel like I'm ready to see another planet than this one, ready to leave these people's rat race behind. I'm actually not doing that badly myself on the material side of the catch-up game, how about you?
My attitude and morale are the part that are the problem lately.

>>33262020
>those are worthless, adult day-care jobs
...that pay 6 figure salaries in most companies. Your rebuttal is embarrassing. Try again next time.

>>33262020
>you think getting pump and dumped by randos
Why are women choosing douchebags that will pump and dump them instead of guys who would treat them well? Sounds like women are causing a lot of their own problems.

>>33262012
life is not numbers.

>>33262023
>Sorry Bitch we can't divorce right now because its an election year and we both hate X candidate too much throw our vote away
lol

>>33262022
You are imagining women care about society, men, or anything other than themselves. Which is a good joke.
Ironically libertarianism, egoism, and nihilism were considered male philosophies in the past, but women are better Nietszcheans, Rothbardians, and Stirner-ists (is that a word?) than men ever were. Try to get a woman to care about society or the birthrates and you will die looking like a fool.

>>33262025
>...that pay 6 figure salaries
no they don't LOL
>>33262025
>Why are women choosing douchebags that will pump and dump them
because they're fucking retarded?
the actual opposite of "privileged"

>>33262029
lol

How do I find men who are empathetic towards fish and insects

>>33262031
>no they don't LOL
I live in Sydney and yes they absolutely do.

>>33262033
I'm not empathetic but I am empathic towards them.

>>33262033
Autism
Marine Biologist or Entomologist
Me
Take your pick.

>>33262033
Biology department and look for the ones specializing in tiny species?
On the plus side they discover 7 new species a day and they will name some after you

>>33262034
nta
Isn't $20 in Kangaroo Kash like $7 USD

>>33262018
>I guess you admit there is scientific evidence that men are smarter than women but you dont personally count it for this situation.
The differences aren't relevant, as the VAST majority of people fall within the average, the differences in the extremes aren't significant enough to have any impact in generalized issues such as voting.
If we went by your logic, men also display higher numbers in the lower end of the extreme, thereby making it possible to affirm that men are dumber than women. Ofc, this is nonsensical.
>Okay so I guess the scientific evidence that shows the difference in preference between focus on objectivity on social consensus doesnt count when it comes to voting (lol) and difference in prioritizing competition to improve performance over supportive environments isnt related to voting either (lmao)
Once agakn, you don't understand averages at all.
That difference in preference is mostly linked to personality traits. Most political tendencies, on the vast majority of people, are also linked to their personalities. Self-asserted preference for objectivity is a useless measure because that preference is not objective, as it's determined mostly by temperament.
Furthermore, politics are about the broader interests of the people. Excluding half of the same people you want to govern over from the decision of who governs them on the basis of their preference not being what you want is antithetical to the very principles of representative democracy.
Once again, Competition and cooperation are strongly related to personality traits. Thus, it's impossible to affirm that one is better than the other, for they are both equally necessary and relevant in their own circumstances. There are many studies on the strengths of cooperation over competition in many fields. It's isn't an argument to affirm that one is always better than the other.
If I was like you, I would accuse you of arguing like a woman lmao.
You really are retarded.

>>33262034
>they absolutely do
they absolutely do not

>>33262022
>I am not gonna ask you to change
>you are the cause of my misery, you must change.
You are a fucking worm. The fact that people don't like you is only your fault.

What makes a good relationship?
I see boomer couples who want to murder each other. I see women with men for money. Yet some girls i seem to have everything in common with just arent "feeling" it.

>At a party with my "lesbian" bestfriend
>we're talking listening to music waiting for our food and drinking
>we're pretty close so I can hear her speak
>she puts the back of her hand onto my dick and leaves it there
>when we get into the pool the first thing she does is shoves her hand down
>it happens to be where my crotch is and pushes my dick and balls down/ flat cause they're kinda floating.
Idk if she thinks I don't notice or wants me to notice lol

>>33262033
We're evolutionarily designed to kill spiders for our wives.
Best chance is a vegan.

>>33262046
She's just being helpful, making sure men also know the experience of being sexually harassed. It's fun.

>>33262046
If she does that "accidentally" puts the back of her hand on your dick thing again you have to full send by grabbing her hand and turning it around so she is fully cupping your shmeat and potatoes with her palm

>>33262046
She's not a "lesbian"

>>33262050
>>33262033
You reminded me I used to talk to the spider in the bathroom while taking a shit. I honestly looked forward to it. My sister made me kill it so I got a cup and tossed it outside the house. God I need to die.

>>33262053
That's a good idea lol
>>33262054
Yeah I know, she exclusively dates women but does sometimes have fun with guys but it'll be something like a HJ not sex.

>>33262045
Trust, respect, freedom, safety, shared values, mutual care, shared sex drive, physical attraction, willingness to resolve conflict together, a little X factor

>>33262045
Effort on both sides. Willingness to give.

>>33262045
blood relation

Because my gf has recently been less affectionate, should I pull back a bit as well? I'm thinking of not sending her a goodnight text which I've done every night for the last 5 years (she sends me a good morning one as well). Thoughts?

>>33262070
Just bee youareself

>>33262045
It's unknown. I'm not joking. One of the first things they taught me in both machine learning and sex psychology classes is.... everyone has tried to make AI models that predict or analyze the likelihood of a relationship working. Guess what, noone has succeeded. Every genius in the world has tried and failed to make a model that predicts based on measured factors. White box, black box, doesn't matter, there is no answer. Biology doesn't give up her tricks that easily.

>>33262070
Just talk to her like an adult bloody hell

>>33262070
No, you should talk to her about how it makes you feel.

>>33262070
are you 12?

>>33262070
lick her armpits

>>33262070
Yeah what the other anon said, lick her armpits

>>33262070
Fuck it, lick her butthole

>>33262070
let her softly nibble on your dick

>>33262083
Lick this anon's butthole

>>33262085
That would be cheating.

>>33262087
True. Hers will have to be enough.

Women do not deserve nice things.

Would women choose Duty or Freedom?

anons I want a boyfriend :( how get boyfren

>>33262092
there's ten trillion guys to pick from online and in person, have at it

>>33262092
best way is to meet single men, good quality
got a supply of that?

>>33262092
No. Go away.

>>33262095
I don't. I just graduated from college and am back home. I feel so lame.atp genuinely not sure where to meet single, "good quality" men. Maybe I should get back into bouldering

>>33262092
Ask guys for their Instagram, filter out the ones who have a gf or are just trying to smash, then go on dates in public and filter the ones you didn't like or made you uncomfortable

>>33262040
>Furthermore, politics are about the broader interests of the people. Excluding half of the same people you want to govern over from the decision of who governs them on the basis of their preference not being what you want is antithetical to the very principles of representative democracy.
>Yes women deserve to vote because they deserve to vote

>yes men are smarter than women but [insert chimping about billions of people who I never said should vote to begin with]

>Politics are about the broader interests of people who [demonstrate repeatedly that they would prefer to dissolve the political unit but its okay because representative democracy is conceptually prior to nation formation]

>[cooperation and reallocating resources to alien and subversive elements of the political entity are the same thing]

>>33262099
What are you planning next? If you're working in a white collar field or going to grad school you will have opportunities to meet guys in your industry and whatever location you're going to.

>>33262043
>you are the cause of my misery, you must change.
Eventually. Learn to read properly.

>>33262090
nobody does dumbfuck
>>33262090
freedom ofc, why would anyone chose duty without elaboration on what duty means

>>33262101
My god, you are beyond stupid.
And no. Men are not smarter than women, their averages are the same.

>>33262057
She's not lesbian. Don't get her stds

test

>>33262116
I wish you were still banned

>>33262104
I'm a computer science grad, so I'd like to go into work straight away but I don't think I'll find anything soon. So i am thinking a CS masters... then I can go meet more guys in school I guess. ugh

>>33262121
NTA but don't be like me and not meet anyone in ungrad and grad school. I'm turbofucked now that I've graduated.

>>33262122
I actually dated my ex for three years in undergrad. We met two days in and I dated him till the last semester of college. We were supposed to marry... and then we just kinda realized we were wanting to be different people so we broke it off mutually. Now it's like... fuck

>>33262124
Damn..

>>33262092
when a guy that you like looks at you, look at him back
if you can smile it's a big w
this should get you a date
maybe

>>33262099
>where to meet single, "good quality" men
trekking trail
bonus points for aqua trekking, it filters fatties

To women
What do you think of men who describe themselves as dark empaths?

>>33262130
tf is a dark empath

>>33262110
There are more smarter (and dumber) men than women.

>>33262125
yeah, but it was for the better. I'm glad I don't have to marry him weirdly. I don't regret a single moment with him but we both need to go do different things lol

>>33262126
i've been told I have a good smile. maybe I will use to my advantage

>>33262129
Not a bad idea, I was thinking the local bouldering gym (old hobbh of mine). Thing is I get so scared to approach men, what do I even say? No way I can go up and just be like hey youer cute heres my number.

>>33262130
hyperniche internet term? ew. i prefer my men not terminally online

>>33262131
Someone who's very empathetic and easily understands others, but has sadistic and manipulative traits so they use their high EQ for evil

>>33262133
>what do I even say?
see >>33262126
that's the universal "I'm available" signal

>>33262133
I get that. Better to end things on mutual terms than have serious regrets

>>33262133
>No way I can go up and just be like hey youer cute heres my number.
Or maybe compliment them on their technique etc. They'll pick up on it.

>>33262130
>dark empath
MY LIFE FOR AIUR?

>>33262134
This let's the psychology nerd in me cringe

>>33262130
pretty cringe, just another way to get easy ego strokes
i‘d much rather he uses his assumed powers on me without me noticing
but can he pull that off? or will I be the one manipulating him in the end? stay tuned and find out in the next episode

>>33262141
Elaborate

>>33262135
thats fair! I'm a bit shy but maybe I can try. I don't go after guys because of their looks though, I care more about who they are. 75% personality match, 25% looks. So it's hard to know if I even wanna go on a date with a stranger :(

>>33262138
This is usually my go-to. If I go to a gym, I'll talk to some people and be all "oh its my first time here woooow how long have you been coming oh wow you're so good can you show me around"

This is literally my first time in my adult (18+) life that I have been properly single. I fucking hate this

Ladies: what does it mean when a woman you work with giggles at what I say and maintains eye contact during conversation? One of my buddies says she's into me, but I don't believe it to be the case

>>33262146
eye contact and giggling is our #1 flirting method. But give us more, does she initiate converasions? Hang around you? Talk about her boyfriend OR being single? Ask you to come out with her? How much does she talk about her life?

>>33262143
Because what you are describing is simply a narcicisstic psychopath but.you try to make it sound cool and edgy (that's exactly what a narcissist would do)

>>33262146
how would we know idiot
maybe she is high, maybe she wants to divorce rape you, maybe she wants to make your boss jealous, maybe she wants an ego boost because her bf is ignoring her
could literally be anything

Women exist to get fucked

>>33262144
God so cute

>>33262150
yet you are unable to fuck even one
curious

>>33262152
More than you cuck

>>33262151
how so??

>>33262150
But I'm still a virgin :(

>>33262155
I can fix that.

>>33262153
highly doubt that, given you have never seem a vagina irl

>>33262154
I always know when it's a woman posting because they have a way of making their posts cute and they always use cute pictures as OP and it makes me go aaaaaaww often.
You're probably fine and won't stay single for long

>>33262159
Stop projecting

>>33262162
wow you are so edgy and cool, not like all those NPCs

>>33262157
Please do, I'm desperate at this point.

>>33262133
>Not a bad idea, I was thinking the local bouldering gym (old hobbh of mine). Thing is I get so scared to approach men, what do I even say?
You could always go back and ask guys if they have tried a problem, and if they have you can ask them to show you.
And if not you can ask them what they think they'd do.
Then you can ask them if they're working on anything rn, and just keep talking, then you can ask to exchange socials.
You'd be able to have a climbing date.

>>33262166
OK but tell me your BMI first.
In other words how fat are u?

>>33262144
>I don't go after guys because of their looks though, I care more about who they are. 75% personality match, 25% looks
a dude's looks will say a lot about what who they are as a person

Men,
Would you join forces with a girl that thinks love is a pysops and wants to destroy what exploits the human desire for belonging and feeling seen? Not for a romantic relationship but as an act of revenge?

https://youtu.be/4g5Jw7WWsrA
https://youtu.be/wK9Vj1m0Da8

If I can't get a man to fuck and marry me by age 30 should I just go to a sperm bank and become a virgin single mother?

>>33262174
>pic
literally me

>>33262150
....why is this hot and not angering..

>>33262176
yeah, I can‘t wait for the dystopian future where there is a ton of virgin women with kids
christians will turn in their grave, how hilarious

>>33262176
sperm banks should be illegal
dudes who donate their sperm should all be killed
I get people who don't want to contribute to society, but actively and passively making it worse is criminal

>>33262177
nice dubs
also cute

>>33262166
Pls don't be, that is a dangerous mindset to have as a woman.
It will happen when it happens, and it's not going to change you, everything will be the same.

>>33262178
because you want someone to put you in your place

>>33262173
No because bitter hags usually become feminists who would say things like that and I don't like them.

>>33262178
Nta
Case in point

>>33262176
No, my mom marked at 34 and had me at 37.

>>33262147
Not really, no. Not to mention the fact that she's seeing a guy AND has a crush on another coworker, both reasons why I don't believe she thinks a thing about me

>>33262186
Married at 34*

>>33262180
They're my only hope to have children tho :(

>>33262190
No they aren't, every one if your ancestors reproduced the old fashioned way, so can you.

>>33262190
You shouldn't be a single mom if you don't have a well job and or are rich(mentally and emotionally sound/stable)

>>33262183
No its not that- a huge part of our existence IS to procreate, both genders, but when you put it like that it feels desirable, valuable and sexy..
>>33262185
How do you mean?

>>33262134
>EQ
Doesn't exist
https://youtu.be/ZjGT074oQow

>>33262192
I'm 26 and literally never had a bf it's not looking good for me. The existence of sperm banks and adoption are the only things keeping me from offing myself rn.
>>33262194
I'll get a job before doing so, but I have an inheritance that will provide a comfortable safety net.

>>33262195
>valuable
yeah, because it makes you feel like you do have value, even if it‘s just to be used as a fuck toy and breeding machine, still more than feeling like you don‘t matter at all
thats what I mean when I say put you in your place

>>33262199
30 is also my cut off point

>>33262174
>>33262200
Why are you posting this bullshit?

>>33262205
lemme post my bullshit at 4 in the morning pls.

>>33262190
>to have children
"having children" is the act of a couple bringing and raising offspring
you can't "have children" on your own
what you're suggesting is forcing a lab grown human out of your pussy that will invariably become someone that we a a society have to either kill or ostracize in the future

>>33262206
nta but fuck off spammer

>>33262201
Do you feel like you don't matter at all anon?

Anons do you think itd be interesting to live in 1950s or 60s America?

I think objectively i dont want to live in such a disgusting sexist and racist era but also sometimes i think about the general economic circumstances or social atmosphere and feel a little jealous that we live in a less personal, mutually trusting, and more money hungry era incredibly detached from horrors of war disease and genuine poverty. It feels like very very few americans, including me, understand the kind of lifestyles and social atmospheres that people lived before the end of WWII that caused people to live how they did in the 50s and 60s.

But maybe thats just the conservative tradwife propaganda tiktok is feeding me. I dont like believe in the lies that a lot of new right wing grifters sell, a post war era cant be replicated with a war, but i also feel like some aspects of this country are irrevocably slipping out of our fingers

>>33262212
shove your armchair psychology up your ass, maybe it lays an egg there and impregnates you with another insufferable goblin spawned from your intestines

>>33262215
lol

>>33261744
I don't eat breakfast.
Instead, I want to wake up to getting my dick sucked every morning.

>>33262220
me and who

I wish I couod find a rich guy I would enjoy marrying. I hate being poor but forcing myself to be with a man just for the money would make me just as suicidal

I bought a pair of new sneakers!
Cheap too. The foams are thick, making me feel like I’m like 180 or 181 when I’m wearing them.
Feeling pretty good, besides being hot and hungry

Is 6 weeks too fast to make things official? We have been seeing each other 2/3 times a week during this period. I don’t want to ambush her if I ask now despite feeling like it’s the right moment.

>>33262215
Sheesh I was just asking

Can pets replace friends?

>>33262214
Yeah, being able to buy a house by using your normal person salary and starting a family is sexist as fuck. I'm so thankful to feminism and consumerism for getting us rid of that shit, now I live in my mother's basement, eat bugs and jerk off to anime instead while working 70 hours a week and earning a top 5% salary.

>>33262227
maybe if you are retarded

>>33262229
I should get some pets then.

>>33262228
Feminism has little to do with that. Its because a post war economy simply cant last forever. It was a one time thing that we can only expect to return if we go to an all out war (no the war on terror doesnt count) which is not a good idea

>>33262230
sounds like a good plan

>>33262199
>26
come on. you won't even need IVF for 10 years.
you got some time. it'll be alright

>>33262205
Cause I like it.

>>33262233
What kind of pet should I get ? Rats maybe?

Why does it seem that most men asking for a gf on 4chan basically want a woman as an Emotional Support Pet with Benefits?

>>33262130
Pathetic

>>33262231
>forcefully make women "equal" by imposing upon everyone to give them high paying jobs irrespective of skill
>a bunch of inflationary money enters the economy by way of the female, which is then spent on investment property
>corporations have to bring in immigrants to pick up the slack
>less jobs available due to that and mass production offloaded to chink lands
>women increase their spending constantly, driving all prices up

>>33262240
because moids are like that

>>33262224
>sneakers
They're called trainers. Speak English.

>>33262214
Yeah, of course. I'm a man so it's easy for me to say. I also come from immigrants and their country was a totalitarian police state at the time, kek. So let's assume we're talking about America the beautiful. Yeah, it'd be good.
Even my parents' terrible country, some people have nostalgia for the old days. And it's not because they miss the bread lines, they miss the stuff you pointed out, like we all do. Community, people, trust. They had nothing but each other, but that counted for a lot. When you don't have people, a tribe, your people, money and other material things seem to matter a lot less.

What would you and me do with a megayacht and a billion dollars? Be depressed, probably, and give the money away to people we've never met, who don't care about us. That's life now, it's cold. Humans are what make it matter.

>>33262240
They don’t know the difference

As much as I want to be spiteful, I will instead be nurturing and understanding while my girlfriend figures out her personal issues, even if it means she's temporarily less affectionate

>>33262245
what's the difference between trainers and sneakers

>>33262236
a dog seems to fit you, loyal for absolutely no reason

>>33262248
good goy

>>33262240
Why do girls assume such ridiculous things about single men? It's not like I'm crazy when I invite a girl to the movies and wish I was handsome, cool, interesting, tall, and funny enough for her to say "yes". A relationship is just normal shit for a human to want, and somehow we're crazy. Sometimes I think we're just normal, and people are trying their best to rationalize us as crazy because they can't handle how antisocial and painful their new society has become. Somehow we are crazy for wanting what everyone on the planet considered normal for all of human history before, like, 2010. Now we are all supposed to be happy alone, and if we need a woman, it's some kind of neurosis we have to go to therapy to heal ourselves from. What a clown show.

>girl promises me to take and send me more nudes during the night
>wake up and not a single new pic sent
How should I react?
I am thinking about just expressing my disappointment in a short sentence, hoping this would make her take those nudes immediately.

>>33262240
Refer to the 'nobody owes you' chart.

>>33261723 (OP)
Why does my gf make everything about her? Everytime I say a story or share something vulnerable, her first instinct is to make it about herself, either by saying her own story or just waiting for me to finish speaking so she can speak or transmuting whatever I'm feeling vulnerable about to something about her

>>33262254
what's that

>>33262253
the other guys in her messages got them on time

>>33262252
>he swallowed it hook, line and sinker
kek

>>33262222
How much is enough? There's probably plenty of single random nerds who work at Nabisco or Microsoft or something and make 100-300k.

>>33262253
lmfao
>>33262255
narcissism is rampant
try telling her HOLY SHIT, NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
she will break up and leave but thats better than her staying at

>>33262257
So you also think I should be kind of harsh or cold about it?

>>33262258
Is it really?

>>33262256
Quick rundown: every wish a man has in terms of a potential relationship is dismissed as ridiculous by stating that women don't owe him anything.

>>33262222
Gotta do something instead of being lazy, girlie.

>>33262267
I mean, they don‘t. Would you pay someone 758 bucks just because they think you should because it would benefit them?

>>33262255
Is she trying to relate to you and giving examples because it's a way to show she understands or something?

>>33262271
It's my turn not to understand what you're talking about.

>>33262273
>>33262271
Waht

>>33262099
Congrats in graduating anon
Bouldering sounds cool, I had some decent friends who did that

>>33262124
>met two days in and I dated him till the last semester of college. We were supposed to marry.
Shit and you've already moved on and are looking for another bf lol?

I bought canned baby carrots for the first time.

Are they supposed to smell and taste a bit unusual, almost chemical...?

>>33262279
Probably. I mean, why buy canned anything unless you're putting it in a bunker for the upcoming apocalypse?

>>33262279
They're not great. Canned potatoes have that funk too. Maybe it's a root veggie thing?

>>33262279
no nigga they not

>>33262130
>dark empaths
Isn't this an oxymoron lmao
>>33262133
>No way I can go up and just be like hey youer cute heres my number
I mean, you can lol, just takes a bit of courage

>>33262280
NTA but ever since I was a kid I love that canned taste lol

>>33262144
>literally my first time in my adult (18+) life that I have been properly single
These really are normie threads
>>33262166
Bruh.....

>>33262280
You clearly don't cook or do your grocieries.
When have you ever seen fresh baby carrots at a fucking supermarket?

Where are all the realcels at?

>>33262284
isnt it just citric acid?

>>33262255
It’s common to compare similar stories to show how they understand you. You may have mistook selfishness with empathy

>>33262173
Yeah that sounds pretty based honestly

>>33262288
What makes a realcel?

>>33262280
>>33262287
dont thy sell baby carrots in plastic bags at teh supermarket???

>>33262288
Having raclette.

>>33262293
Not where I live.

>>33262292
Idk I just felt like typing random shit.
>>33262294
What the fuck is a raclette.

>>33262241
Why?

>>33262288
I always keep it real bro
>>33262255
She could just have adhd/autism or something and that's her way of trying to relate to you and show care

>>33262245
Holy based
>>33262225
Nah that sounds like good timing desu

>>33262297
Because they want to be dark and mysterious like a teenager craving attention.

>>33262255
SO IS SHE A NARCISSIST OR AN EMPATH

>>33262287
>>33262293
i don't think i've ever seen a supermarket that doesn't stock that, and like multiple brands
it's gotta be like, the 3rd most common vegetable people buy

How can you tell if someone is just telling you things or doing certain things out of making you complacent?

>>33262296
Nta but it's like that Swiss melting cheese, it's really nice

>>33262295
what cuntry do u like in>?

>>33262214
https://youtu.be/_VwupNz4IiM
Atompunk?

>>33262313
what makes it punk?

Women are actually evil, and we shouldn't pretend otherwise.

would it weird you out if a guy doesn’t cum during sex? we’ve slept together 5 times so far and she hasn’t said anything

>>33262317
What's your question?

>>33262321
It makes me autopilot to it being a problem with attraction or my body, but I have self esteem issues and that might not be the case here. That and I like to see it. How the fuck has she avoided bringing it up?

>>33262321
>had sex with a girl 5 times and haven't come once
Not a girl but unless she's Amish and never seen a dick before, she is probably dying inside, you had better say something and reassure her.

So, a question for femanons

I have a gf, and we've been dating for a year and some months now (both young adults). She is very kind, but very passive in personality. She's more of words than actions, and an example would be how she might say she'd protect me from a dangerous situation, but in actions she would freeze (something minor happened once, when a girl used her hand to slap me as a joke, but it obviously bothered me and I told the girl off. Anyway, my gf froze, even though she has said stuff like my example).

Also, she hasn't really made me orgasm, like, ever. It's because her parents are always present, but even when we were truly alone, she didnt really do... you know, a good job. I tried to give her pointers and help, but yeah. She did handjobs and head, but I just got close.

Are there red flags in the relationship? I've been feeling conflicted about it all, but I dont want to do anything unless I am 100% sure. And yes, I have discussed all of this with her. She has said she will improve, and... sometimes gets defensive, but still ends in her wanting to improve.

I need an advice. Anyone can answer.
I'll try to make this short.

I got a phone call last Monday from my ex girlfriend's twin sister. She told me that her sister had passed away and her funeral/burial is happening last Friday.
She and I broke up 7 years ago, and last seen/spoke to each other 5 years ago when she tried to get back together.
It wasn't a memorable relationship since she cheated so I left and forgot about her.

Anyway, I am now married to a beautiful and wonderful woman. She and I discussed the situation about me attending my ex's funeral & burial. She is ok with it but told me she wasn't going to join because she doesn't know her and also because of work.

Friday comes, I attended and spoke to her twin sister. I asked what happened to her and how she died. After the pleasantries she handed me a black envelope, she said her twin asked her to give it to me when she's no longer here.
I don't have any lingering feelings for her. I don't even think about her. I'm just a bit shocked and nostalgic.

Now, I don't really want to read this letter. I'm assuming this is some sort of an apology and explanation, but it's water under the bridge for me. But at the same time, I don't want to throw it away since this is her last message to me.
My wife understands how I feel but also says I can't just leave the letter hanging around, I have to decide to read or throw it away. I asked her if she wanted to read it but she said she's not comfortable reading anything from an ex.

I don't really know what to do.

>>33262327
she has indeed asked me if i find her attractive on more than one occasion. i don’t know why she hasn’t brought it up but she has asked if i was close

>>33262290
>You may have mistook selfishness with empathy
You mean I mistook her attempts of empathy for selfishness?

>>33262150
From a biological standpoint, yes.

>>33262321
It would actually destroy my self-confidence.

>>33262330
How old is she?

>>33262332

Not sure if it's just me, but her reaction to the letter annoyed me a little, like the "I asked her if she wanted to read it but she said she's not comfortable reading anything from an ex", but maybe it's the wording.

I think you should read it, you'll maybe regret if if you don't

>>33262332
Just read it. She's dead ffs.

>>33262315
Nothing, they use it as a shorter, more snappy word for aesthetic, kinda like we add the word -fag to whatever people enjoy, to indicate those specific enjoyers

>>33262337
She's 22 and I am 21. We are both virgins, but have done a lot. We aren't doing sex yet.

>>33262330
This sounds very retro. Cute.

>>33262342
retro... how? As in, how relationships were in the psat? or nostalgia?

>>33261963
what were her reasons?

>>33262340
Oh. So it's the same thing as 'core' and 'pill'?

>>33262345
>'core'
Kinda
>and 'pill'
That's more about worldviews

>>33262343
In the past. This is how it sounds in old stories.
You will probably have to keep going with this for a while to find out if she has a low sex drive or just isn't ready and confident yet.

>>33262337
>>33262328
>>33262327
NTA but I've had sex five times with two different women and never came, and these replies make me feel better about that.

>>33262354
I think the answer if confident, she needs reassurance quite a bit, but maybe that's normal. She has a high sex drive, as I didnt mention this but... I make her orgasm all the time. I do stuff to her when we hang out, because she wants it and I want it.

She's said she's ready, and wants to do stuff to me, but the end result is what I mentioned

>>33262332
I don't get why your wife is saying you can't just hold onto it for now. That would be what I would do in that situation. I don't think I'd wait a long time, but I wouldn't want to open it immediately either. I'd want time to let my thoughts and emotions settle down after attending the funeral.

>>33262357
So it's perfect. She's perfect. Just go with it. Learning skills (or teaching them) is easy. Desire is what is hard to change. Skill will come in time, no problem.

>>33262214
you're so fucking annoying

>>33262356
Kek. Female creatures don't deserve your cum?

>>33262363
Don't be mean.

>>33262240
Do you want us to earn money and build houses for you?

>>33262356
Is it easier to cum when you jerk off compared to having sex

>>33262364
That, and also it feels good that I might have undermined their confidence and made them think they were unattractive. To be honest, one of them actually was kinda unattractive and gave terrible head.

What do Europeans think of Australians?

>>33262367
A few different times after I made them cum at least once I tried jerking off. Never managed to get there.
I can usually make myself cum when I'm alone but it doesn't happen quickly.

>>33262370
does anyone think of australians?

Women why do you still date the ugly gender?

>>33262375
do women not actually like men

>>33262370
Not a euro but I think they're either extremely gay or pretty chill, no in between

>>33262377
No, they hate men.

>>33262378
I'd agree with this assessment of us quite frankly.

>>33262380
o

Why would you come when you're having sex with a female? If you don't plan on impregnating her, there's no point.

>>33262373
Yes, my gf is Australian. Also Volk is Aussie.

>>33262321
>all of these responses
Are women actually this insecure

>>33262384
what

>>33262384
Really a man shouldn't have sex with a woman unless he's at least alright with having a baby with her, and vice versa.

>>33262240
What else do I need a tiny little foid with her tiny little hands for?

>>33262387
Men are also insecure when they can't properly satisfy their partner.

>>33262332
Read the bloody letter wtf
You must be curious

>>33262387
I actually kinda don't believe it to be honest. Women don't care that much about men.

>>33262356
I've never come from sex either, you're not alone buddy
(Quite easy when you've never had sex tho)

>>33262384
*cums in her ass*

Should i give up on my dream of having a girl like me?
>M 27 KHHV

>>33262396
>Women don't care that much about men.
I know this but I mean they take it as an affront on their own attractiveness/abilities presumably
Seems very insecure and retarded to jump to conclusions kek

>>33262404
Yes, give up.

>>33262240
Most of our other needs are met. We just want to love and be loved by someone, but that's apparently unattainable because women don't want men.

>>33262387
Well, they kinda should be. I mean, we're concerned when we can't make a girl come, and making a guy come is like, 15 times easier.
If you can't win on tutorial mode......

>>33262404
Nah don't give up bro
If it's your "dream" though are you working towards achieving it?

>>33262404
>like
This is attainable. Unlikely, but possible. Love is a different story though. Women can't do that.

>>33262150
>>33262337

hard to argue with biology

>>33262404
Not until you are old enough that you open Hinge, look at the girls, and think to yourself "you know what, I changed my mind, I don't want any of these people to like me."
When you're that old, you can give up.

>>33258685
>tramp stamp of a rose
is this red flag?

the girl im seeing has tattoo in her lower back of a flame

Cumming in a woman is a no-win situation. Either she's disappointed that you finished too early, or too late, or you knock her up by accident, or your seed is simply too unsatisfying and she ghosts you afterwards.

>>33262410
proof?

>>33262415
You can cum too late?

>>33262404
You never know what is around the corner if you put yourself out there a little bit. I'm nearly 27 and hadn't been on a date in years but a girl liked me recently and dated me for a few weeks

i keep having this recurring fantasy of having a men squeeze my wrists really hard, is that weird?

>>33262419
No, and I will gladly do my best to squeeze both of your wrists with one hand as theatrically as possible, pulling you around

>>33262417
Yes, if she gets bored and then you cum, it's too late.

If Moids didn’t exist I would dress sluttier
I dont want them leering or thinking I do it for them

>>33262414
Can anyone get a tramp stamp innocently

>>33262419
how about a man squeezing your cooch (not in a good way)

>>33262424
Who are you doing it for, the girls?

>>33262414
I wouldn't even date a woman with a tramp stamp. I don't care why she has it or how she feels about it.

>>33262419
A man squeezes your wrists and drags you to the guillotine for being a witch

>>33262424
nigga who asked

>>33262421
i am so tired that this is making me horny maybe its time to go to bed

>4am

>>33262425
Yeah, when catposter wakes up with one by surprise after her sorority friends got her too drunk during a game of spin the bottle one night

>>33262424
We get it, you hate men.

>>33262423
Is that better than not cumming or just as bad

>>33262431
you and me both. good night.

>>33262424
Same. If all women were gay, I'd be a turbo slut. God, I love women so much.

I wish I had money instead of this huge cock

would you rather date a ninja, a pirate or a soul reaper?

>>33262432
hey i was the only one sober last night

>>33262424
Wear what you want. I wore high waisted bag shorts at the grocery store and still had some creepy guy take pictures. If they're going to take them anyways, say you're a slut or whatever anyways, just wear what you want. Get some of those really short gym shorts for skirts that way no one can upskirt

>>33262150
A pitiful existence, I dunno how women tolerate this shit

Does any guys want to be gay with me but we're still straight.

>>33262439
I wish I had a huge cock instead of this money.

>>33262443
i like the idea of getting fucked but i also like the idea of having a job you know

>>33262444
I can cuddle you but only as long as my crotch doesn't rub against your ass

>>33262440
Soul Reaper. The live longer, are animated better, and I've already done a Yoruichi cosplay.

>>33262444
Depends, are you an HRT femboy with b-cups, soft skin, and a chasti-- maybe it's time to go to bed.

>>33262445
Wanna trade

>>33262448
>and I've already done a Yoruichi cosplay
nta, you just wanted to mention this, didnt you?

I hate some women but love others and am ambivalent towards most

>>33262449
No, what the fuck I'm just a normal heterosexual guy. GO TO SLEEP
>>33262447
Let's do this.

>>33262446
Would you date a big black guy

>>33262449
please go back to tttt

>>33262452
Not me. I hate all of them.

>>33262451
I did, indeed. Not many characters I can cosplay as, so I gotta flex when I can.

>>33262455
yeah? i like all ethnicities, why?

>>33262439
Same bro I don't want to get a job again

>>33262450
How many inches are you willing to sell?

>>33262457
What's the point of just coming here day in and day out and saying this shit over and over like a parrot. Do you have a life.

>>33262456
tttt?

>>33262459
Jewess anon finna get blacked by Tyrone on Tinder

>>33262459
Oh God, you really are Jewish!

Both genders,
Say something nice about the opposite gender right now or else

>>33262464
finna boutta nigga

>>33262457
Based
Personally I hate everyone equally regardless of gender
>>33262462
>Do you have a life.
No

>>33262461
How much can you give per inch

Can i date 20 year olds at 26?

>>33262467
Kill yourself.

>>33262467
>or else
Or else what?
>>33262472
Yes lmao

>>33262459
Ayo she gone get dat big nigga dick talmbou gonna have dat black baby

Gender.
Which side do you take here? https://webmshare.com/LbOnB

>>33262477
i'm not clicking that dolphin porn

>>33262467
They're adorable and soft and sweet.

>>33262473
>>33262474
I will send 400 nukes to your location

>>33262480
Okay lol.

>>33262477
Crazy how you guys are all like lmao stupid goys caring about their slop and nothingburgers and post shit like this and Twitter screencaps

>>33262459
Jewish femanon, if i marry you, will our kids get birth right?

>>33262477
F
Porn is racist. She's retarded.

>>33262486
I'd like to meet this porn guy

>>33262438
Based

>>33262470
You're the seller, so you set the price.

>>33262482
I honestly thought people who post twitter screencaps to 4chan were bots

Femanons do you consider the consequences of your actions

>>33262462
It's not like I sit in the thread constantly. I post that shit and do other stuff. And I do it in the hope that it will make even one woman feel just a little bit worse.

women are you an angle or an devil?

>>33262490
50k per inch I'll give you all 7

I had these dark spots on my lower arms skin for over a year.
I couldnt get them off and today they just washed off. Afterstepping out of the shower I could rub them off easily. The skin underneath is a little lighter.

women how do you feel about this

femanon can i smooch you for 30mins straight?

>>33262482
Why are you implying I'm Jewish? I'm also a goy.

>>33262493
edgyyyyyy

>>33262493
You do it so much that it goes from offensive to just annoying. Really loses its effect after all this time.

>>33262493
They'd only care if you're a Chad

I have a question, wh

>>33262504
>Mr. President, we got him

>>33262504
Call an ambulance he's having a heart attack

>>33261803
>atogamoids won't post their cocks bc they're scared of other men looking at them and then wonder why femanons won't post their tits
Girls don't want other girls to see their tits?

I think I should start smoking again.

>>33261744
>waking up to cottagecore breakfasts
Lovely!
>every morning
Bored.

>>33262464
Yikes

>>33262465
Double yikes

>>33262485
Yes I guess? I’ve never been in a birthright trip

>>33262480
That sounds like overkill
>>33262467
Women can be really nurting and sweet, also they smell good and have boobs

>>33262508
Same

>>33261819
I was literally seconds away from posting my dick to /soc/ once, but I saw Sarge compliment another anon's dick, and I got the ick and backed out.

Anons I regularly will put my fingers on my lips and vividly imagine I’m getting kissed as I rub my finger around, is this bad?

>>33261797
No.

>>33262519
Gross

>>33262508
>>33262515
why lol
I'm glad I'm too broke to buy cigs atm
>>33262511
are you still working on your origami calculator project anon?

Should men be able to use 'ick' in their sentences?

>>33262519
Cant be as bad as me, a grown man, kissing his pillows

>>33262417
>You can cum too late?
Hell, yes. There's a point where it stops being enjoyable for her and she's just lying there waiting for you to finish and getting steadily more sore.

>>33261819
>I showed you my boobs
Was it worth it? How did that make you feel?

>>33262518
kek holy based

>>33262526
Grown men really be hugging and kissing their pillows

>>33261823
>>33261827
>>33261855
https://archived.moe/soc/thread/34055777/#q34061391
Not bad

>>33262459
It's over.

>>33262533
It began?

>>33262523
> are you still working on your origami calculator project anon?

Yes I am! I just stopped for the night. I hope tomorrow I can post a webm for you.
Forgot to git commit though

>>33262526
>>33262530
I hug and sometimes hump my pillows but kissing is on another level

>>33262033
I have empathy for fish, but arthropods can get fucked.

>>33261857
I've posted hands before. Nobody cared.

>>33262523
I'm just craving em. Don't smoke too often but fuck it I think I'm addicted now. Whatever.
Plus they're a whole vibe y'know.

>>33262536
GROWN MEN RLY BE OUT HERE MAKING OUT WITH THEY PILLOWS FRENCH KISSES AND HUMPING THEM N SHIEEEEET

>>33262384
>Why would you come when you're having sex with a female?
She absolutely loves it.

>>33262530
>>33262540
yeah i pretend they're cute women

>>33262538
Even I get one or two yous from posting hands and arms are you fat or something

>>33261888
Can you see yourself be happy in a long term relationship with her? Can you imagine looking at her and your heart swelling with pride that she's yours?

>>33262544
Jesus, dude.

>>33262370
>What do Europeans think of Australians?
The stereotype is that you're a rather unreconstructed country: men still behave the way they behaved several decades ago in other places. The Australian sense of humour is certainly much broader than it is in some other countries.

Why is this thread so obsessed with hands? Yeah male hands are hot but they not the best part of a man

>>33261897
There are no attractive women at work.

>>33262518
>give it a kiss for me
Was it that one? Kek what a fucking faggot.

I need a smoke and a beer. Right goddamn now. Okay I think I have a problem.

>>33262539
>they're a whole vibe y'know
are they? man I'm craving too but broke...

>>33262356
NTA. Not trying to troll, but is it possible that you're gay?

>>33262540
I'm not fruity about it damn I just wanna fuck something

>>33262535
lol creeper cat
ayy well done on the work

>>33262550
Ok, what else should we be posting?

>>33262553
Kek, I don't remember what the compliment was.

How do I bring back the feeling of doing something for the first time again? How do I breathe life back into myself again.

>>33261990
>Periods don't count.
Periods fucking suck, my dude.

women will you tell me you love me and kiss my frenulum?

>>33262562
Pecs. I might post mine some time.

>>33262566
6'4" btw

>>33262554
Beer ain't my thing but I do love me spirits
>>33262555
My guy, how are they not. It's been a vibe since time immemorial.

>>33262550
The best part is his wallet.

>>33262550
I think women like to imagine said hands are choking them.

he buys me thoughtful gifts, even flowers, has met my grandparents (i live at home but still) and seems to genuinely like me. i asked him what are we a month ago and he couldn’t give a straight answer, it’s 2 months of dating now why won’t he ask me to be his gf?

>>33262571
What game?

>>33262033
I went one summer without purposefully slapping a single mosquito. I did not care to repeat that.

>>33262571
oh hey, same city.

>>33262569
Gay

>>33261897
How long do you have to make a move?

>>33262548
I realized I'm not doing so bad when the simp faggots here said that they look forward to talking to anonymous femanons every day kek especially that "goodnight femanons" faggot

>>33262574
Men

>>33262176
No, you should stay an old maid.

>>33262575
Lol
>>33262578
Found the exact rooftop in Google Earth

>>33262574
have you asked him to be your bf?

>>33262240
What else are relationships good for?

women can i shrink down and sleep under your clitoral hood like blanket?

Women can I shrink the kids

>>33262317
You are mentally ill and I'm not pretending otherwise.

Women can i kick your shins?

>>33262598
>>33262597
lol

Is love blind

>>33262574
Chadong claims another pussy. Resounding success.

>>33262562
Female hands.

>>33262424
Coward, honestly. Dress how you want.

>>33262549
>unreconstructed
What?

>>33262604
yes and no

>>33262605
Who the fuck is chadong

>>33262610
my chinese grandfather

>>33262610
Chadong Schlong.

>>33262606
I could get behind that 2bh

>>33262524
I just did

>>33262609
Elaborate

>>33262618
ewwwww

>>33262606
Yes please

Why are ugly girls so annoying? I wish they would shut the fuck up

>>33262332
Just read it. It's probably going to suck, but read it anyway and move on.
She's already posthumously made you obsess more about her than you ever thought about her in the last 5 years. You're continued insistence that you don't even think about her rings hollow.

>>33262623
i wish ugly women would let me kiss them for 30 mins straight

>>33262620
Meta

>>33262584
>m not doing so bad
If you are the pillow guy, then you are in absolutely no position to say that.

>>33262404
Yes.

>>33262584
That's literally the entire point of the thread

>open thread
>immediately feel worse
Bye

>>33262419
Yes.

>>33262424
Rent free.

Would you rather kiss your pillow every night or fall in love with atoga femanons?

>>33262332
That's a tough one, but I think I'd throw it away.

>>33262629
I'm not, I meant the pillow guy and the simps who think anonymous females care about them are in the same bracket of patheticness

Would you date a guy who can't take anything seriously

I can't think of any woman I hate.

>>33262641
The ones I know are pretty lit

>>33262640
you mean a manchild?

>>33262641
>>33262644
Yeah, I like women.

>>33262639
Weird assumption, but you do you.

Can you guys stop being mean to me about the pillow thing

>>33262645
Yeah

>>33262641
There is exactly one I hate and I wish I had never met her.
But the rest I know are nice.

>>33262519
Why would it be?

>>33261723 (OP)
Women, would you turn me into a jack-in-the-box and wish me into the cornfield?

>>33262649
You gotta admit that's pretty gay

>>33262651
>There is exactly one I hate
Is it Swiss?

i should kill myself NOW!!!

>>33262650
men who are unable to take anything seriously aren't worth dating. can you imagine acting like that for every single possible situation in life?

>>33262657
Why?

>>33262657
You won't though.

Girls, you can only pick one.
Would you rather date a virgin pillow fucker, pedophile or a rapist?

>>33262633
I too come here as a form of masochism
catch you later
>>33262645
omegalul
>>33262658
>can you imagine acting like that for every single possible situation in life?
ikr could never be me
>>33262657
in minecraft or IRL?

>>33262604
And stupid.

>>33262557
No, it's not. I just hate women.

Men keep saying that nobody talks about their problems and they suffer in silence, but it seems like there is an entire incel podcast industry built around them bitching

>>33262656
No, she is not from this thread. lol

>>33262633
Hope you feel better.

>>33262657
Because what are you here for?

>>33262659
i shouldve asked for that girls number!!!!!! fuck!!!!!

>>33262665
shut yo bitch ass up, nigga

>>33262656
nta but all the swiss femoids in /atoga/ seem awful

>>33262636
None of those are rewarding activities.

>>33262664
I mean, isis militants hate women, but they can still nut.

>>33262658
Don't have to imagine baby

>>33262672
There is more than one?

>>33262665
wtf these guys get paid to bitch and moan, meanwhile I do it for free

>>33262663
What's so stupid about it

>>33262677
>he does it for free

>>33262651
>There is exactly one I hate and I wish I had never met her.
I'm sorry for you anon.

Why are my arms and wrists and hands is thin and feminine. Why couldn't I have been born big and burly.

Anyone remember the incel cop who used to post ITT?

I ACCIDENTALLY PUT PORN IN MY MUSIC FOLDER AND IT POPPED UP ON WINAMP JESUS CHRIST