what job should a lazy faggot like myself go for? ideally not people facing

>>33261794 (OP)
Cordless bungie jumping instructor.

>>33261794 (OP)
Scamming old folks for Amazon gift cards with phishing scams.

>>33261901
This.

Learn to deal with the public it will improve your life. The public sucks big time and you can more or less develop social skills on hard mode.

>>33261794 (OP)
overnight security guard, you literally do nothing and interact with no one. Just sit at a desk in an empty building and occasionally walk around. I did that for half a year after dropping out of college and it was pretty wild encountering the totally ambitionless people who make that their career and think having a job where you get paid to sit in a chair and do nothing but stare into space for 8 hours is the most amazing thing ever.

It's also good if you're in training or trying to learn a new skill because you can just read or do homework during your shift.

>>33261913
>Learn to deal with the public
no thanks ive had enough
>>33262013
that genuinely sounds kino

>>33262013
I know a guy who's worked security at multiple places. He gets to play video games on his Steam deck all day. Basically free money from what I've heard.

>>33261794 (OP)
Inventory or graveyard shift security gigs (avoid night clubs) unironically.

>>33262013
Nothing worse than night shifts. It literally degrades your soul

>>33261794 (OP)
Newspaper delivery. You make pretty close to nothing, and all you do is drive around at night.

>>33262013
I almost landed a job in overnight security but they put me on permanent suspension after I sexually harassed the lesbian girl who was training me because she insinuated that I was fruity