Anonymous
6/26/2025, 1:47:26 PM No.33277578
>be me
>attend wedding in my sleep
>make out with a few girls throughout the night
>they all slip away somehow
>find one a bit more cute
>tell her I want her love tonight
>we make out and then go to the bathroom
>it's a fancy bathroom
>she rubs my dick and we kiss passionately
>want to get into the jacuzzi
>pull away the sliding door and notice the jacuzzi is full of gays having fun
>pull the shower curtain and see there is another couple fucking in there
>oh shit wat do.jpeg
>I'm hard as a rock and want to fuck this girl
>we leave the bathroom and try to find another spot
>somehow she runs away from me
>chase after her
>leaves the wedding hall and I lose her in the crowd
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>once outside I notice the wedding is over and everybody is leaving
>ok try to find a girl as all the crowds are heading to the parking lot towards their cars
>no success
>finally see a pretty girl in the distance
>this is it, I'm taking my chance, it's all or nothing
>as she gets closer I realize it's a dude
>not just any dude but a Chad
>as he walks past me I get severely mogged and realize it's over for me
>I can never get a pretty woman to love me
>wake up and cry
tldr; I got mogged in my sleep
>attend wedding in my sleep
>make out with a few girls throughout the night
>they all slip away somehow
>find one a bit more cute
>tell her I want her love tonight
>we make out and then go to the bathroom
>it's a fancy bathroom
>she rubs my dick and we kiss passionately
>want to get into the jacuzzi
>pull away the sliding door and notice the jacuzzi is full of gays having fun
>pull the shower curtain and see there is another couple fucking in there
>oh shit wat do.jpeg
>I'm hard as a rock and want to fuck this girl
>we leave the bathroom and try to find another spot
>somehow she runs away from me
>chase after her
>leaves the wedding hall and I lose her in the crowd
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>once outside I notice the wedding is over and everybody is leaving
>ok try to find a girl as all the crowds are heading to the parking lot towards their cars
>no success
>finally see a pretty girl in the distance
>this is it, I'm taking my chance, it's all or nothing
>as she gets closer I realize it's a dude
>not just any dude but a Chad
>as he walks past me I get severely mogged and realize it's over for me
>I can never get a pretty woman to love me
>wake up and cry
tldr; I got mogged in my sleep
