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Previously on ATOGA: >>33275228

i love my chadlet bf

the 2016 faq was better

>>33278230 (OP)
Both genders,
What makes a person "in shape" to you?

plap

How do I get over a fear of vomiting?

>>33278243
f, i think a small amount of muscle and fat. i really don't like extremes on any end, but would rather have too muscular, too fat, than too skinny.

>>33278243
M
flat stomach and/or vascular. Visible Abs aren't inherently required to be 'in shape.'

>>33278254
it's a little funny how she's sucking her belly in for the photo

Men
You get to choose two traits, physical or mental, that are automatically applied to a woman you want to date. What do you choose?

>>33278254
I'm only about 10-15lbs from decent abs, let's goooo!!!!! I'll hopefully have a flat stomach in 5lbs

>>33278266
This is so catty. Maybe she’s just thin?

>>33278269
Smart, kind

>>33278266
And you aren't?

I was told by both my mother and my physical therapist that I should be bring my bellybutton inward/flexing my abs at all times.

>>33278274
huh-uh.
There's a shadow directly under her ribcage. If she's not sucking in her belly she's at the very least contracting her muscles.

Women do you fit these (outside the live in US one)?

>>33278269
>loyal
>sucks dick like a $10,000 escort

>>33278279
>And you aren't?
Nah, I don't really care about those things.

>>33278280
Nobody hates women more than other women

>>33278269
Physical beauty top to bottom and an undying loyalty to me alone

>>33278269
I take it you mean two traits in total, not two phys. and two mental?

>Be great at communicating and don't be avoidant.
>BMI between 17 and 27

>>33278283
Yes except for the desire to help people. Why would I ever do that?

>>33278283
>have a desire to help families struggling with infertility
more like "have a desire to help asian women have blonde and/or blue/green-eyed kids"

>>33278269
Maturity, low weight (can be taller than average, as well)

>>33278279
I do this in all my pictures I take, especially when I was fatter

I finally made my chili, after it's been storming and raining all day outside.
It cooled down nicely and the chili is great.

I'm somewhat satisfied.

>>33278283
are you dating girls at GMU?

>>33278298
I think that constant pressure on myself would kill me

I FUCKING HATE THE SCALE

IM STARVING MYSEKF AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>33278294
I don't think asian women in the US are struggling with that kek

>>33278285
I do it because I was rear-ended by a drunk driver last June and my back has been fucked up ever since. A strong core is key for spinal stability.

>>33278303
Just go on a cum diet?

>>33278243
M
Relativley flat-ish stomach

>>33278303
This is what Neuro did and she got a black bf as a direct result.

>>33278243
M
If I want to FUCK em.

>>33278310
Is Neuro really that old looking blonde woman photo that gets posted sometimes? The FaceTime screenshot? I thought she was 24

>>33278243
F, balanced muscle/fat ratio, being healthy and being capable of physical activity like going for long hikes, lift heavy stuff, swim a reasonable distance, dive a reasonable time, stuff like that.

>>33278310
Ever since I saw that meme I started asking out clearly-annorexic white chicks to make them more insecure about their weight

I’m up 9 pounds since January, this is why calorie counting is important I’m going back to under 1000

>>33278303
Just do something you can stick to. I've been doing 1800-2000 cal averaged a day for months. You might need more or less depending on where you're at

>>33278319
Just have more sex?

>>33278279
This is ideal body type for a woman

>>33278269
6 feet tall and high emotional intelligence.

Where do I meet clingy gf for marriage and kids

>>33278319
>under 1000
This is why your tummy looks the way it does btw.

>>33278322
Starving myself was easier I’m just going to go back to that

>>33278319
How heavy are you to cut on 1000?

>>33278327
She's already taken

>>33278315
she had black hair and pale skin, IIRC. The age seems about right.

>>33278319
vigorously masturbating burns a lot of calories

>>33278269
I was going to say "like and be attracted to me" but that removes her agency so I'd say to cure her insecurities and to make her immune to disease

>>33278325
Straight up Fax

>>33278329
Is that why you're not having success? Slow and steady is best

>>33278335
White women can’t compete

https://youtu.be/h5CwaVjF_78?si=QlT3yGIwlU4xP7qy

>>33278330
168

I’m too fucking fat

I should never have stopped when my doctor told me to I should’ve just listened to myself and kept going lower instead of settling

>>33278332
Are rulebreaker and Neuro two different people?

>>33278301
Gotta look good to feel good

>>33278340
Too busy posting here and not busy enough at the gym

>>33278337
>not having success
I lost 120 pounds get over yourself, 30 is not a lot

>>33278327
the orphanage

>>33278341
No, every identityfag here is the same person

>>33278340
Did you use ozempic?

>>33278341
I'm pretty sure they dislike each other.

>>33278344
Girls can’t go to the gym you retard

>>33278340
>>33278344
I know this anon is being critical but he might be right. Most of the "shape" comes from muscle. When you workout you're less likely to lose muscle so you actually lose more fat per pound lost. Ideally you don't just become a smaller version of yourself

>>33278343
I agree. I just know that putting that pressure on myself constantly in my case would make me feel like shit and I'd likely never be satisfied.

>>33278350
FUCK OFF

>>33278269
Physical: High Intelligence
Mental: Addicted to sucking (my) cock

>>33278341
Neuro doesn't really post anymore after the somalian bf incident

>>33278346
I started at 207 in January and I'm now 177 while getting stronger at all my lifts. I felt great the entire time

>>33278356
SHUT UP I AM NOT BECOME BULKY MEN DONT LIKE IT

>>33278357
That's the kicker. I guess I value others opinions over my own when it comes to my body

>>33278361
I went from 230 to 160 in 3 months SHUT UP I DONT WANT YOUR ADVICE

do you hear that?

That's the sound of Fat and Balding supremacy.

>>33278367
We all value others' opinions to some extent. It comes free with our frontal lobes, and the need to maintain group integrity. I'd say as long as you're not doing anything unhealthy to yourself (mentally or physically), it's fine desu

I accidentally just walked under a ladder what do I do

>>33278369
You used Ozempic. You didn't beat the game.

>>33278375
Nothing, it only has power if you let it.

>>33278365
You have 10 times less testosterone. Why does every woman think they're gonna turn into superman if they lift weights? If you do "get too bulky" you can just stop lifting. The average woman who lifts weights consistently looks like this >>33278254 not Michelle Obama

>>33278351
Now I’m confused

>>33278369
You lost 3/4 of a pound every day? That's not healthy

Heard that opposites attract song in the grocery store
The guy in the song has literally no redeeming qualities
Lazy, steals the covers, messy, smoker, gets upset
Is that what being chad is like
An objectively bad person but women still like you just because you're hot

>>33278379
Bitches see one pic of a roided-out varbie and think that's the fate of all women who touch a dumbbell that weighs more than 15 lbs.

They actually look like this.

>>33278340
Masturbate more?

>>33278385
Chad doesn't mean "bad person".

>>33278230 (OP)
I love school rumble

>>33278230 (OP)
What do women like?

>>33278387
>posts a roided out varbie
Women don't WANT to have big arms anon. They actually DESIRE noodle arms

>>33278340
How often do you masturbate?

Men, would you date a 6'9'' woman?

>>33278391
I like cute things :3 and to play vidya games, and to draw, and to hug my cat

I matched with a muscle mommy on tinder.

>>33278387
It's very difficult to become too muscular as a woman unless you do drugs or get down to 15 percent bodyfat

>>33278390
Anime ending was trash
Never read the manga

>>33278395
>cutter leg

Yes but not her

>>33278395
no, anything over 5'7 is way too tall

>>33278395
Sure, if she was fine with it

>>33278395
Hell yeah I would, are you a tall woman?

>>33278371
Did bro actually say this?
Based if true

>>33278395
Yeah sure I wouldn't mind
Dunno about her but ill give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she likes manlets simply out of desperation
But a better question would be if I could date any woman at all

>>33278387
This one is WAY less attractive than the other.

>>33278395
Yes but not her.

>>33278395
No because the extremely tall ones are all built like that.

>>33278395
God yes, I love tall girls

>>33278387
She is very hot but I agree with >>33278392 most women don't want to look like that

>>33278387
F
I don't want to look like that I already have broad shoulders

Men
Do you like short women?
As in 5'0 and under?

>>33278395
Absolutely.

>>33278419
Yeah.

>>33278419
I am tall, so 98% of you are varying degrees of smol to me.

>>33278419
Sure, as long as they look like adults

>>33278417
Ngl I like broad shoulders on women

>>33278387
I don't disagree with your point but a LOT of women would not want to be as big as the gif you posted. They want to feel fit but also dainty and petite.

>>33278419
Probably fine with 5 feet.
Tbh idk about anything shorter than that.

>>33278395
I don't think I'd date a tall girl at all. I understand how important height is to women, it literally makes them depressed if the height gap isn't big enough. I'm not dealing with that

>>33278419
depends on the woman.

>>33278419
M
I mean I wouldn't be opposed to it if she fell in my lap or asked me out or something but I prefer closer to average/above average

>>33278358
Damn, it was a genuine question

>>33278396
do you like it when someone buys you cute panties?

>>33278416
You don't have to train everything like she does. If you just want the basic good looking physique just workout legs, glutes, and lats. Those muscles give you a visually better hourglass figure if you get in shape

>>33278419
For sex it's fun to throw them around, but if I had a daughter or son I wouldn't want them to be short

>>33278425
No you don't

>>33278419
No. Sub5’6s are trash

>>33278431
They'd be even more depressed if nobody asked them out at all and rejected them because of that line of thinking

>>33278437
Yeah, depends on the someone but yeah

>>33278442
The fuck do you know bitch? I like broad shoulders on women.
I like broad shoulders on women.
I like broad shoulders on women.

>>33278419
Absolutely.

>>33278449
No you don't

>>33278440
aw :[

>>33278451
I'm done arguing with you

>>33278451
Nta but wide shoulders, bust, and hips with a smaller waist is literally the beauty standard

>>33278426
>>33278399
>>33278416
Yeah I probably just spend too much time at the gym, to the point that my perception of women has been warped. I mean shit I think this woman's jawline is beautiful when most people would say she looks too masculine.

Marilyn Amber is a 10/10 for me too.

>>33278419
M, yes, I dated a girl who was 4'11" and really pretty and cute
Also the feistiest and scariest girl I dated desu

>>33278453
It wasn't an argument

>>33278440
It's ok being short, I don't mind

>>33278445
nta
that's like saying i should hit on men because women don't give them attention. I'm not getting into a relationship with a woman that won't be satisfied with me because I'm not x inches taller than her

>>33278241
What's a chadlet?

>>33278458
She sounds fun :D

>>33278384
My rate was 0.5 pounds lost per day

>>33278463
Why do you assume all women are a monolith

>>33278371
long live King Bulbous

>>33278455
Not if the shoulders are wider than the hips

>>33278457
I also find her looking super hot, but it's easy to forget that a look that is very natural in gym attire also looks different wearing a sleek dress designed to highlight your frailty. Most women (also) want to do the latter from time to time.

>>33278471
Nta
I still find that attractive

>>33278464
a man who has 10/10 looks except he's short. a handsome manlet. a mini-chad.

>>33278468
Stfu, Bulbous

Is it bad that I would like to have sex with him because he wants to have sex with me?

>>33278480
What's the point of posting this pointless non question
>is it bad that [objectively good thing]
KILL YOURSELF

>>33278395
That's way too tall for me.
I think 170 cm is the best height for girls.

>>33278480
Not necessarily, but you can probably do better and it's a bad sign that you may have low self esteem but not a guaranteed case of it.

>>33278463
I've only gotten attention from women my height or taller. I know I'm just one guy but everyone is different

>>33278478
i'm not bulbous i just think he's the least annoying namecuck itt

>>33278480
Yes actually, it isn't healthy, you'll end up regretting it.

>>33278480
Depends. Are you dating? Potentially FWB? Or do you think he's going to pump and dump you?

>>33278243
M. Physical endurance, speed and strength. Ideally also while staying healthy. Yes there are infinite variations on combinations of these factors. No, I don't have specific detailed criteria for them all.
I think a physically attractive body is a side effect of being in shape.

women, would you date a man who was perfect in every single way except he was 5 feet tall even? his dick is perfect too btw and he makes a lot of money

>>33278461
No it isn't, and yes you do

>>33278390
Me too. Silly japanese pun anime.

>>33278486
Am I the most annoying

>>33278465
Yeah she was a lot of fun heh <3
She's a cop now lol

>>33278480
Not really, it's good that you're aware of it and desire is just desire. Feeling attracted to his desire for you is not meaningfully different from feeling attracted to his looks or assumed prowess.

That said, especially for women it can be tempting to simply only be reactionary/passive in romantic and sexual matters. Basically to not desire anyone but only desire for yourself to be desired. If that happens to the extreme, you will develop issues like not really enjoying sex that much (because that does require you to be in touch with your own desires and feelings) or ending up with partners you are not actually compatible with, or have to conclude after breaking up you never liked, only liked that they liked you.

>>33278269
Boring question.

>>33278495
Why? And you don't know me

>>33278230 (OP)
How to identify NPC on a dating website?

>>33278494
Yeah but he'd just abuse me too.

>>33278498
when's the atoga panty and stocking stream? Need to rewatch Season 1 before Season 2

>>33278431
nta but this isn't true of all women, it's more of a social media meme. maybe it varies by region and ethnicity but men are pretty short where I live and they whore themselves out just fine

>>33278223
Nta but are you sure that really is enough reason
My ex (who dumped be because I fucked up) wants to try dating again and I'm conflicted. Idk if it's just my anxious avoidance kicking in or if we're just not a good match for the long term
I feel guilty and like I "should" try to be with her, I do like her a lot, but idk if I can really make her happy and if I'll truly be happy

>>33278457
Stop spamming that bizarre fucking face.

>>33278477
Ew

>>33278458
What made her scary? You can answer feisty too but I'm more curious about her being scary.

>>33278498
Dangerously based

>>33278395
If she's attractive.

>>33278497
Does qt count?
Because nobody is more insufferable than that trash.

>>33278506
I told you she would do this, she likes the on again off again even though she isn't happy either

>>33278504
Based
Idk if I should wait for S2 dub cause I prefer dub to sub desu
Could stream it on CyTube again though like the good old days

>>33278419
If they're attractive.

>>33278506
Yeah, it's reason enough.
>My ex (who dumped be because I fucked up) wants to try dating again and I'm conflicted. Idk if it's just my anxious avoidance kicking in or if we're just not a good match for the long term
>I feel guilty and like I "should" try to be with her, I do like her a lot, but idk if I can really make her happy and if I'll truly be happy
This reads like you're having a gut feeling, and you should listen to it.

>>33278502
*How do you

>>33278518
you can say it other way

>>33278477
>10/10 looks except he's short
So a 5/10?

>>33278395
Yes all tall women must be dominated by a shorter guy
>>33278419
Yes all short women should be dominated by a taller guy

>>33278502
They're all NPCs. (You) included.

>>33278506
Yes it's reason enough. All the more because usually the lack of enthusiasm or the hesitation you feel, has solid and specific reasons, just ones that are a lot easier to look back on ten years later and identify what they were.

You already dated, you know what that's like, if your immediate feeling at doing it again isn't fuck YEAH then it's a no. Don't waste both of your time trying to make something work for the sake of trying, not because you want to.

>>33278510
I hope she has backup when arresting people

>>33278400
The manga ending is pretty much the same than the anime.
Karasuma goes to the US, he has an illness that makes him lose his memories and is pretty much in a potato state, Tenma goes after him to take care of him. All other major plot points are pretty much left unresolved.
There was a short sequel manga that shows that Mikoto and Hanai end up together, and so do Harima and Sawachika.

>>33278509
I was kinda joking, she wasn't really "scary"
She just didn't take shit from anyone and was surprisingly athletic/strong (she'd done some magical), she also had BPD and would sometimes crash out over things so I was walking on eggshells kek

>>33278523
>Yes all short women should be dominated by a taller guy
Okay. Yaaaaay

>>33278520
Which is grammatically incorrect and only used by ESLs or low IQ retards.

>>33278395
No. Girls over 5'6 are giraffes and look too goofy and awkward. I would burst out laughing if they tried to look sexy. The few tall models on IG are exceptions.

>>33278530
Just based of statistics if you're under 5ft most guys are taller. Assuming this place is the same irl, most guys don't care about height that much

>>33278513
He is not that bad

>>33278497
most annoying posters itt:
>mkg & jh
having a romance in here while mkg is married and a known cheater. oh and they both admitted to being attracted to children
>anorexia baiter
she hasn't posted photos for a few days so hopefully she died. the one who tries to bait other femanons into eating disorders, not the one who just cries about it
>qt
actually i don't hate this guy i am just never going to watch his videos or listen to his vocaroos because i hate clicking off 4chan
everyone else is entertaining, even i-hate-women-kun

>>33278502
Their profile looks the same as everyone else's

>>33278513
Do I get a medal?
>>33278510
Based Judy Hopps enjoyer (definitely have never fapped to that...)
>>33278517
>you're having a gut feeling, and you should listen to it
Thanks for your input and reassurance anon
It's just hard to trust my gut feeling cause my gut is always telling me to abort mission
>>33278514
I don't think she likes it or has any malicious intent whatsoever. I just feel bad and don't want to drag things out. It was rocky the whole time we dated, I don't think it's going to magically improve, I'm still fucked in the head. Also I'm poor, I was about to take a part-time job which is fine for me but doesn't really leave us with anything to do stuff together
>>33278526
>ones that are a lot easier to look back on ten years later and identify what they were.
Hm maybe that is the case, just hard to distinguish how much is legitimate and how much is just my mental health (or lack thereof...)
>immediate feeling at doing it again isn't fuck YEAH then it's a no
I mean I've really been trying to move on since she dumped me; in doing so the rose tinted glasses came off a bit and I was able to assess a lot of ways in which we're just very different and have very different lifestyles/goals
>Don't waste both of your time trying to make something work for the sake of trying
I guess it's a bit of a sunk cost fallacy thing where I just don't want we had to be for naught and feel bad for ruining it. But you're right my heart's not 100% in it rn so I don't want to waste her time
Thanks for being my online therapist jk. I'm gonna stick to my guns

My psychiatrist said she doesn't mind having late appointments with me specifically.
Life is good.

>>33278467
It's pretty much biological in them to want a taller man as a partner, and it's FINE. I am not going to try to make them fight it and I would not like being settled for.

>>33278537
I beat the allegations!!!
I'm sure I'll get there one day

>In "The Divided Brain", McGilchrist digests study after study, replacing the popular and superficial notion of the hemispheres as respectively logical and creative in nature with the idea that they pay attention in fundamentally different ways, the left being detail-oriented, the right being whole-oriented. These two modes of perception cascade into wildly different hemispheric personalities, and in fact reflect yet a further asymmetry in their status, that of the right's more immediate relationship with physical bodies (our own as well as others) and external reality as represented by the senses, a relationship that makes it the mediator, the first and last stop, of all experience.
State gender
What do you think about McGilchrist's lateralization model?

>>33278537
Yes... I won

>>33278230 (OP)
Let's talk about women's masturbatory habits.
Is it fair to assume women predominantly pleasure themselves in the shower?

>>33278522
an 11/10 for me i hate tall men

>>33278537
>having a romance in here while mkg is married and a known cheater
WHAT?

>>33278543
i didn't even know who you are so you still have time to make the next list. ramp it up

>>33278546
F
I never met a single woman who masturbated in the shower. At most she leans against those pool things.
I personally can only masturbate if I'm laying face down and using both hands over my panties.

>>33278544
I have no first hand knowledge or reason to opine on the subjects.

>>33278515
I don't usually prefer dubs, but there's a few exceptions

>Panty and Stocking
>Baccano
>Fullmetal Alchemist
>Disney Ghibli Dubs

>>33278540
>Hm maybe that is the case, just hard to distinguish how much is legitimate and how much is just my mental health (or lack thereof...)
Fair point, it do be that way, the thing is: not feeling a big desire to get back together with her will impact things already, even if your reason for not feeling it has nothing to do with her/your pairing. I don't think you can really make a relationship work if you're not both sincerely feeling it. Also the whole "do I just feel bad or is it her" won't go away, you are likely to ask yourself that a lot if you do get back with her and find yourself annoyed or bored, the question will pop up again and again. While you can also ask yourself: does it matter? Isn't the end result still that you don't feel like it? Isn't not feeling like dating because of mental health also a very legitimate reason not to?

>sunk cost fallacy
Super common but still a trap.

>my heart's not 100% in it
Yes listen to this. Good for you. If you don't prioritize your own actual feelingsi n your life, nobody else will and it'll pass you by.

>>33278536
He is even worse, yeah.

>>33278542
Since everyone loves this point. Different genes exist for a reason, genetic diversity is very important to the survival of our species. There will always be tall and short people. It has arguably never actually mattered less than right now in human history. All threats on earth were tamed with the spear and nowadays the gun.

>>33278506
Ok, if you feel wishy washy about it the only thing you can resolve that with isby making an attempt.
Except this attempt will be different. Why? Because you're going to figure out what's going on with one another without pretense of getting butthole bothered and taking it personally during arguments. Because you're going to talk about boundaries, and what is an absolute problem from the get go, how you're going to approach them. You're going to both be careful about your tone, but also making sure that you're honest with one another and resolve problems in an effective way where they don't arise again or are used against you.

Or. Or you're going to half ass it and it fails near immediately.

>>33278547
Nice.

>>33278552
>Baccano
Based, my highschool gf had the boxset of this one and I remember the eng dub being fantastic

>>33278548
he's posted here at length about his wife, and cheating on her, and stalking jh enough to know where she lives, and being attracted to children. just go through the archives because i'm way too lazy to grab it all for you. maybe someone who's a more dedicated hater than me can tag in with them

>>33278549
I'm fairly infrequent

>>33278546
I don't think it is. Some women really fucking love water pressure but not everyone. I am also someone who prefers to sit or lie down and prefer fingers over water pressure. Plus there's women that grind on or hump stuff which isn't really an option in the shower.

>>33278559
She flirted with him?

>>33278550
Why do you need both hands?
Find that strange.

What's the actual percent of women who use toys to masturbate?

>>33278544
As a layman, I'd like to get some sort of device that monitors my brain and gives insights like which portion of it activates more and when. Like a smartwatch.

>>33278546
Do men do that?

>>33278562
NTA, yes and then she backtracked when anon called her out on it.

>>33278567
Beat it in the shower? Yes.

>>33278419
Tall M
No, pesky child.

>>33278567
No, only women, I'm pretty sure.

>>33278563
It's just a habit thing. And if it's not "just right" I can't cum, so it's more of a matter of me having to be very comfortable.

>>33278494
Fuck yeah. Short men are the only men I want, that other stuff is just a nice little bonus. Don't worry, nonna, you'll find your girl. There's lots of us out there.

>>33278547
Damn skippy.

>>33278573
I guess I'm just wondering how can you even utilized both of your arms.
Unless you mean, one hand is rubbing your clit and other is fondling yours breasts?

>>33278546
M

I had a conversation with a group of friends in the dorms about when we started masturbating. All the guys said 12-16. All of the girls said something akin to "When I was 2? I don't remember ever not masturbating." That's when I learned that all women are freaks.

>>33278546
i can’t do it in the shower. my favorite method is dry humping i like to pretend im riding a dick

>>33278564
Googling will get you closer to the actual answer than asking here. I have personally never used a toy to masturbate but even for my few closest friends I am not 100% sure for each if they use toys or not, let alone if they ever have.

>>33278562
yes but like i said, im not a dedicated enough hater to have links on that and i try to blow past their paragraph-posting because i find them individually insufferable besides them both being pedophiles

>>33278269
Mentally/emotionally mature, physically fit, not like muscular but not fat, not too skinny either, some meat on her bones

>>33278576
No, just laying on my belly, one hand over my panties and the other hand over it.

>>33278578
I didn't even really care about my shit until about 15.

>>33278578
There's just a lot of variation among women. Women that have always masturbated exist, but so do women (many more than men) that are well into adulthood and have never self-pleasured.

>>33278546
I know an asexual woman who said she goons like 4 times a day

>>33278546
shower masturbation is not pleasurable

>>33278556
That would be ideal anon <3 but I just don't know if this is realistically possible desu, we are both pretty volatile and insecure people lol. She tends to take things personally and not tell me what's upsetting her and then fallings out happen

>>33278546
not me. it's a bedtime habit and i often fall asleep halfway through

At least with me, I can't cum if I'm just standing there and use 1 hand. It won't even feel good. Ideally I do it undercovers because what makes me horny is the simulation of pronebone

>>33278588
(for you)

moids would you rather marry a slut with body count over 50 or a virgin who seems so innocent and sweet but you find out shes freaky and a gooner

>>33278597
Option 2 probably, depends how freaky

>>33278597
what's the downside of the virgin one?

>>33278597
>a virgin who seems so innocent and sweet but you find out shes freaky and a gooner
This is what most guys on here want specifically. A better dilemma would be a promiscuous woman with a high body count vs a virgin who has a low drive and is not open to experimentation.

>>33278419
I'd be down but my sweet spot is like 5'3"

>>33278480
I wouldn't say so, it's fun when someone is attracted to you. Depends on how you are with sex though

>>33278597
Option 2 sounds fun but depends on what kind of freak. It also depends more on how they are as actual people, personally I don't care about a chick being a virgin but a body count of 50 sounds like something is off

>>33278597
Most retarded question a woman has ever asked award, and you should feel proud about that, that's not easy to do, women ask retarded questions all the time, but you take the cake.
Congratulations. Go to sleep tonight knowing you accomplished something great.

>>33278597
virgin

>>33278597
>some skank
vs
>perfect woman
Great question.

>>33278609
>>33278614
Yet you answered

>>33278597
I'd take a woman with 0 bodycount that only does the most basic shit and half the time I don't even cum over a woman with 10+ bodies that does everything I want

How do I explain to my practice gf that I accidentally had sex with her brother

>>33278615
No sorry retard, I know you are quite literally mentally disabled, but no, if you read my post you would have read that I did not answer, I did not choose, I simply gave you your official "Most Retarded Question A Woman Has Ever Asked Award" award.

I don't know how you find the energy to respond so aggressively. Is this a testosterone thing?

>>33278623
It's a shitposting thing

>>33278623
FUCK YOU

>>33278623
> Is this a testosterone thing?
Yes

>>33278617
So you're someone who fucks randoms even when they don't interest you enough to make you cum, but you still look down on promiscuity?

>>33278623
I'm just bored.

>>33278542
It's not biological that's just what society tells them that they're "supposed" to be attracted to
Beauty standards are subjective

>>33278623
No, it's an anger thing. People come here (or otherwise online) already burned out from their day and it takes next to nothing for them to redirect that frustration to whatever set them off.

In general though yeah women that feel bad are more likely to wallow or do self-destructive stuff, men that feel bad are more likely to take it out on their surroundings and get angry and/or destructive.

>>33278585
M
God I wish i never learned to masturbate

Women do you prefer finishing off with a creampie every time or do you prefer some variation?

>>33278640
creampie

>>33278640
Creampie every time. It's my favorite part.

>>33278597
Honestly, who's better in bed
>>33278635
>People come here (or otherwise online) already burned out from their day and it takes next to nothing for them to redirect that frustration to whatever set them off
This, sometimes I come here to blow off steam and bark at people kek, bad habit tho

>>33278637
It's not just good though, a lot of these women are the women that cannot cum at all as a result, because they do not know their own body well enough to guide their lover, and/or because they are subconsciously afraid to let go and climax.

>>33278640
hate myself for admitting this but creampies

state gender
at what age did you start masturbating?

>>33278642
>>33278643
Ladies, I can assure you that the key lime pie is absolutely decadent and worth a try

>>33278649
F
5

>>33278640
Every now and then I get a sudden urge to see his cum on me and I want him to shoot on my stomach or breasts. This is literally twice a year though, creampies all the way.

>>33278649
F, 12-13

>>33278649
12 or so

>>33278649
F
14

>>33278649
M
5 inconsistently, about 7 regularly

>>33278649
>F

>first attempts
Like ten, eleven?

>first age actually feeling self-inflicted pleasure
Seventeen.

>first orgasm
Eighteen.

>>33278642
>>33278643
>>33278653
Does anal scratch the same itch or is it different?

>>33278629
the scenario here was wife. also I never said she wasn't trying, she could just be bad at sex, I'd still love her

>>33278649
M, first fap I can remember I was like 12

>>33278547
Please be my wife

I'm back. What did I miss?

>>33278623
>not aggressively responding on the anonymous jelqing form
It means you're not retarded. Congratulations.

>>33278660
I never tried anal. And I'm not curious either.

>>33278640
there’s something so sexy about getting creampied. watching his dick pump one last time and release. i get this sensation of fullness

>>33278597
The Virgin

>>33278620
accidental? i'll bite. continue

>>33278648
>hate myself for admitting this
Why?

>>33278660
My partner has no interest in anal, never done it, but I figure it would be the same, it's just the idea of him coming inside of me. I also enjoy the idea of him coming in my mouth but it'll still make me gag in practice, that's why it's not on the same level, but I don't think vaginal or anal would be much different.

>>33278649
M
First time I came? Like 15 or 16 but I tried before when I was like 13 and didn't know how to do it so nothing happened

>>33278640
Bold of you to assume we're guaranteed to finish. But to answer, variation. Sometimes it's nice to switch things up.

As long as he doesn't pull out and then start watching Ron Swanson clips. I wish I was joking.

>>33278660
never done anal and never will if he ever asks me for anal i will assume he’s gay and breakup

>>33278547
You never answered how tall you are and what you look like so I can avoid you.

>>33278590
You'll have to go over what I brought up with you about the honesty part. Talk to her about it. Sometimes feelings coming up make us feel like a burden, or it's over something stupid that we just feel insecure about admitting to. Sometimes there's a debate about what's worth bringing up just to keep the peace. The thing is, the peace can still be kept regardless of how small and dumb things are if you both approach it casually.

>>33278677
>As long as he doesn't pull out and then start watching Ron Swanson clips. I wish I was joking.
Bruh.

>>33278649
f don't remember but i may have been abused l o l

>>33278677
Ron's words echoed to him
>"a good steak is like a good time in the bedroom... sometimes I prefer it raw and unfinished"

>>33278671
He is a femboy and lowkey was looking better than her

>>33278680
just don't look down, you fucking giraffe

>>33278687
and you ... tripped over your rock hard dick and fell into his bootyhole or what? we need more details here

>>33278645
I'd rather have that than be a porn addict

>>33278689
I have to look down so I don't accidentally hit people you stupid womanlet gnome, chicken jockey cunt, fuck you, just tell me or I'll pick you up and turn you into a poodle balloon animal.

>>33278693
Fair. I don't think masturbation and porn are as linked for many women as they are for many men, though. I know lots of women that love to masturbate and have no interest in porn.

>>33278649
M
13
Something is very wrong with people who did it before puberty

Men, would you date somebody who has lost weight and has loose skin?

>>33278696
I use my imagination. Rather would actually have sex instead.

>>33278704
Yes ofc, I don't care about this

>>33278704
Could you shut the fuck up.

>>33278695
god they act like short people have a temper but look at this fucking stretched out gigantoid of a human having a melty on the internet because not every woman is going to hand her pussy over on a silver platter to the first ogre-man that looks at her sideways. go bump your head on a doorframe

>>33278699
>Something is very wrong with people who did it before puberty
This is bullshit. Children masturbating is not uncommon at all and it is not inspired by lust/urges but simply by touching by chance and realizing this feels good. A self-soothing ritual not unlike sucking your thumb or a pacifier. Everyone who works with very young kids knows this.

Why is Steve MRE so beautiful?

>>33278682
I guess I'm just afraid of it falling apart again. I'm still dubious about our ability to calmly communicate all the time like this and how compatible we really are. I don't think I'm cut out for relationships tbb

>>33278707
I cant

>>33278544
M
Not scientific, but looks believable to me

>>33278692
Things happen, yknow?

>>33278704
Depends how bad it was

>>33278714
i don't know, that's why i'm begging for the story. please don't give up your creative writing arc so soon

>>33278640
Variation because it's fun, although him finishing inside will always be my favourite

>>33278341
>>33278381
Rule breaker is a misandrist. Neuro is a giga pick me.

>>33278704
Yes I would. I've seen the pics

>>33278719
How do you like to mix it up?

Men, why don't you read?

>>33278708
Ok sure.
She still refuses to tell me what she looks like so that I can avoid her like she kept asking.

>>33278704
I don't know honestly. Doesn't sound very attractive. But good on her for losing weight.

>>33278544
f, pseudoscience / pop "science"

>>33278723
Women made books lame and gay

>>33278723
>The book in question

>>33278723
I do. Occasionally. What would you like me to read? What do you read?

>>33278649
Female, 8 although it was random/accidental. Didn't start masturbating purposely until I was 16

>>33278729
God I love pucksluts

Losing weight is expensive. I have to buy an all new wardrobe. All my pants are too big.

>>33278723
how is it different from playing video games or watching movies?
I read a lot for my work, but is mostly technical documentation on some platform or application. Does that count?
Why not?

>>33278733
Belt

>>33278723
Just can't be arsed desu
I do read sometimes though and enjoy a good book

>>33278711
This is ultimately your choice. You can give it a chance or not.
It's reasonable to have fear and doubts about things working out, but you can't let that color everything if you decide to try again. You just have to put everything in and give it your best, and ask she do the same.
I'll be honest here: I almost wonder if relationships where there's a lot of problems but still a willingness to try, if they need a period where they can self reflect and be apart for a while in some ways to figure things out. Introspection is really important, knowing why you're behaving a certain way and finding ways to work around that if negative. Noticing where problems stem from are important. Being honest with eachother and true to yourselves, important.

>>33278642
>>33278643
>>33278648
>>33278653
>>33278668
>>33278719
Pretty surprising.
I thought cleaning the jizz from your cunt is extra work?

I love women's sweat

>>33278733
Ebay

Why do men get so obsessive after a first date or barely knowing a girl, and then completely check out once it gets serious? I thought I was "amazing, special", that you had to lock me down?

>>33278736
Because video games and movies are "bad thing you stare at" while books are "good thing you stare at"

>>33278723
Men are sheep. Anti-intellectualism has spread deeply in western culture likely due to the rise of women getting degrees and out-performing men academically. As with all things, women excelling creates an insecurity in men that needs to be soothed, by devaluing anything women excel at. The men in charge do this systematically and the men at the bottom fall in line.

>>33278588
It’s the only kind I’ve ever felt somewhat good from

I feel so sick oh christ almighty just kill me

>>33278731
how exactly do you do it "accidentally"?

>>33278660
Anal is different, still very fun but not the same level of primal satisfaction

>>33278744
I don't know, i have never closely known any girls and have never been on a date

>>33278741
You're supposed to pee after and if you don't shower, your puss will just smell like stale sex. But it's still the easiest option compared to washing sticky cum off your body, let alone out of your hair...

>>33278741
>What is going pee and using a wet wipe while you contract bits to squeeze it out
I made this sound disgusting, but well.

>>33278748
Aren't you that cat jew, of course you have such shit taste.

>>33278733
I feel you, all of my clothes are too big it’s been driving me nuts

>>33278744
Can't relate.

>>33278748
Why do people post these cat pictures when they post?

>>33278747
Not that (You) want to talk to men that read philosophy, history and non-fiction books

>>33278759
>people
It is ONE individual shitting up the thread

>>33278741
nta it is, idk why anyone says it's cleaner. way easier to just wipe it off my tits after than sit over the toilet and wait for it to drip out. am i doing it wrong?

>>33278723
Idk
Books are boring

>>33278759
it's an avatarfag (or discord trannies posing as a singular avatarfag)

>>33278753
>>33278754
I don't see what urination has to do with it.
Women don't urinate from the vagina.

>>33278739
This sounds awful but desu the time apart made me realise how much I missed being single also. Having the time and energy to actually do my hobbies and just rest, not stressing about money and outings and what to wear and various other things. I don't want to get back with her and then feel like I'm trapped. I'm too much of a loser for relationships lol just wish I'd learned this sooner

>>33278761
Well people or person, but who do they do that

>>33278747
Erotic fiction will never be intellectual.
I'm not gonna reply to your cope reply so don't bother, just know that much, get fucked.

>>33278723
I used to in elementary and middle school, and went to the public library in addition to thr school ones. I loved to read, I'd read in class and at the lunch table and at home in bed. I'd ready anything and everything that looked interesting, but novels mostly. Then one day I just stopped. I don't think I ever went to the library once in my high school

>>33278767
>Women don't urinate from the vagina.
Yeah I'm aware... but our urinary tracts are very short and prone to getting infected. Peeing after sex flushes out anything there and really decreases the risk for UTIs.

>>33278742
Pheremones are wild, man. I love my partner's sweat smell. I know he's "stinky" in the hasn't showered and worked out way, my brain registers that and then has some rerouted wiring in place that makes it smell really good.

>>33278760
I only read non-fiction and history. The difference between me and the average man I talk to is that I actually think critically about what I'm reading instead of accepting it as fact just because someone wrote about it in a book. I also read about things more interesting than the same 4 wars I spent my entire academic life being forced to learn about.

>>33278722
By doing whatever he wants

>>33278775
If you are the exception, good for you desu

>>33278737
I don't have belt loops. I'm going to buy a pair of suspenders, but they don't go with all my pants or all occasions. And even with belt or suspenders pants that don't fit right are not very comfortable.

>>33278729
I see this at Walmart all the time
Didn't know ir was hard-core smut

>>33278746
do audio books count?
you don't even use your eyes for those.

>>33278767
You piss after sex for either m or f to flush dead skin and other bits that were shoved into the urethra out. Pissing after uses the same muscles that squeeze your dink to contract out the wad of goo you left behind.

>>33278767
nta yeah the responses to that, make me wonder how much larping is going on itt

>>33278744
Turns out you weren't that amazing and special after all?

>>33278723
Books make you nearsighted

>>33278747
Men read like one less book a year on average
It's not that deep

>>33278787
>guys thinking women are not really women because they don't know enough about the female body themselves

>>33278741
No, it doesn't require any work at all lol. I can go to sleep or just carry on with my day, maybe a quick trip to pee. Anal feels a lot goopier so I need to clean myself, and anywhere on my body or face obviously requires cleaning too

>>33278781
I feel similarly about watching tv/movies/games. The content of what you consume is more important than just saying you consume it. Everyone consumes media. Are you doing it for escapism, or to better yourself, or to waste time? The worst is when nerds of any gender have no identity outside of the fiction they like. I find those types to be grating and common.

>>33278747
academic performance != real life performance
academia is easy for women because you just do what others tell you do. That's what women excel at.
In the real world you have to come out with solutions for problems that no one is going to tell you how to solve. The only things women are good for in a job is to complain and gossip.

>>33278744
this is why I don’t trust men who lovebomb or get so obsessive at the beginning. Like the fuck you love me? the fuck you don’t. You barely know me. Almost every couple or old couple I know had a slow burning love. Those last. A guy who gets obsessed just means he was in a dry phase and the first female attention he gets he latches on because he thinks its his opportunity to fuck. Nothing else.

>>33278768
Ok, a) figure out that money isn't everything and you can do free shit that's more fulfilling. B) create boundaries. That and just have designated alone time. She needs it too. We too often ignore those needs to be alone when we're in relationships because those initial uguu clingy retard behaviors early on. You have to make sure you tackle that from ghe getgo, because it can lead to ignoring your own time by yourself and resentment

>>33278543
Why do all the most milquetoast motherfuckers act like this.

>>33278736
NTA
Books are far closer to films.
Assuming you're playing a GAME and not a INTERACTIVE MOVIE you should be using your passive brain skills far more than you would be using it with a book.

>>33277734
>>he shoots her down
>Oh so confidence porn?
>*laugh track*
I think it's because of the age gap

>>33278747
It's opposite you cunt

>>33278750
Sometimes you discover sensations inadvertently, doing nonsexual things

>>33278805
for example?

>>33278747
You mean, men are less likely to become indoctrinated by corrupt college professors and are less likely to have useless degrees like gender studies?
And why is that a bad thing?

>>33278744
M
Not me personally but it reads like they just wanted to have sex with you (and you didn't put out on the first date) or there were red flags or dealbreakers that showed up later.
My experience dating women is pretty terrible too, not for those reasons though.

>>33278799
Because we're boring

>>33278788
So why say all that shit

>>33278791
i'm a woman and don't understand how getting jizz in your pussy is "easier to clean" than getting it somewhere that you can just wipe it off. now in your hair, that's different, you have to shower which is annoying. but if it's all about cleanliness why not finish in your mouth so you can just swallow it?

>>33278802
as I see it books are just entertainment and if you go to see what books women are actually reading is just gooner shit and somehow they feel superior to you because they read their gooning material instead of watching it.

>>33278795
>Doing the exact thing the post mentioned

>>33278815
Yes books-gooning especially when a woman mentions it. Almost always it's just gooning.

>>33278811
That was before you showed your true colours.

>>33278797
I think this is true. It makes me feel really bad to be lied to

state gender and give a book recommendation

>>33278813
Granted swallowing it would be cleanest but it just makes me puke so that is not really an option for me.

I would pick creampie over anywhere on the body, though. The after-sex pee already means like 80% of the creampie falls out, either because of your muscles relaxing or the position + gravity. Then if you want to be golden, you can squat in the shower and flush out for like ten seconds.

Coming on my breasts means wiping it up/off while trying not to spill on the sheets. Then my skin is smelly and sticky and I need a shower anyway. And the post-sex pee is obligatory still. All around more of a hassle to me personally though I know some women find the drawbacks worse, e.g. I remember a friend who hated the smell of her own bits after being cummed in so much she made her partner wear a condom sometimes only to avoid that smell.

m or f
what's your favorite band/musician? are there any musical red or green flags when dating?

>>33278824
M
I don't have good enough taste to make recommendations

>>33278808
Why?
>>33278820
I'm not the one who changed

>>33278824
F, depends on what you normally like to read but I heartily recommend Light Years by James Salter for fans of short stories.

>>33278826
F
I don't date men who listen to rap or only top 40 hits

>>33278825
just get a wet wipe lmao, although it might get on the sheets a little you have a point. i think i just like that it's kind of humiliating to lay there and try not to make a bigger mess while he grabs something to clean up

>>33278824
M,
Robinson Caruso and paradise lost

I want to eat this donut while on antibiotics but I'm scared it will mess up my gut microbiome. Should I risk it?

>>33278723
Love these types of articles
It's just some writer trying to act superior because they read novels instead of whatever nonfiction men typically go through
It's seen quite clearly here >>33278747
Do you women schlick off to your superior complex or not?

>>33278824
M
War and Peace

>>33278824
F
Fall of Civilizations by Paul Cooper

>>33278816
men still excel on the stem fields, so women are just getting titles on inane shit like psychology, management and social sciences. If anything women themselves are devalueating their achievements by over saturating the market with useless degrees.

>>33278839
Gut microbes are incredibly adaptable

>>33278839
Have an apple instead
Maybe you'll turn into an apple tree

>>33278824
M
Fahrenheit 451 if you like classics. It never gets attention, although I think it's more relevant than it's dystopian siblings.

>>33278826
i love a lot of different music, but being really into EDM is a big red flag for me. those dudes are doing molly every weekend

>>33278835
Honestly I'm very much a "sex is messy so what" person but my partner isn't, so that makes the whole trying not to spill less fun and more just a challenge.

>wet wipe
I can see this for removing the residue, but if it's a full cumshot, a wet whipe isn't going to cut it, you need something that absorbs fluid and not just pushing it around. Besides my skin is ridiculously sensitive and most wet wipes give me irritation because of the alcohol and perfume in it. That's definitely just personal bad luck though.

>>33278824
M
The anger trap by Les Carter
It's a self help book

>>33278842
What does he have to say?

>>33278844
Yea but I'm in the process of obliterating mine

>>33278849
i think i just have too much bodily fluids of my own to worry about the sheets at that point

>>33278826
M
Mostly Wagner and Baroque
Red flags are Screamo, Kpop, Country, Rap

>>33278797
You aren't getting a good boyfriend shit testing someone constantly and going on a lot of dates before commiting, you are only delaying the inevitable and making yourself hostage in a relationship out of sunk cost fallacy.

>>33278848
Molly? I hardly knew her! XD

>>33278806
Like water jets in the pool, or sitting on something a certain way

>>33278855
Fair! If I ever have plenty of money to spare, I want to splurge on one of those sex covers that you can just take off and throw in the washer afterwards. I also love being covered in lube or other thick gel and that's obviously not really possible outside of the shower without being a pain in the ass...

>>33278826
M
Most commercial must I used to listen to are at least 20 years old at this point.
I just stopped listening music all together.
It honestly doesn't matter to me. It would be a con if they were really into music as if music was their entire personality tho, regardless of what type of music they listen to.

>>33278824
f
>self help
Why Does He Do That? (Good for either gender to read to understand how abusive people tick)
>nonfiction
How The Irish Became White (Interesting information about an influential ethnic group in American history)
>fiction
Dante's Inferno (extremely funny when you realize it's essentially a self-insert fanfiction)

>>33278861
oh, that makes sense I guess.

>>33278865
Ew the Tumblrina breached the thread

>>33278865
>why does he do that?
lmao, good to know only men can be abussive.

>>33278824
F. MadLibs.

>>33278869
Pussy

Should I wear a crucifix, males?

>>33278872
Don't degrade my lord by doing that

>>33278869
Anon literally spelled out that it can be read for both genders and you still got triggered...

>>33278830
>I'm not the one who changed
Not from your perspective. But you're right, sometimes I do change my mind.

>>33278872
You catholic? If no, no.

Male anons would you date a cute girl, but here’s the catch, she calls blueberries “blewbs”?

>>33278884
I wouldn't date a girl who spams threads and is an annoying attentionwhore even if she was a cute 10/10

I get it she ghosted me because she thought i was 'lovebombing' her by being my vulnerable self on the first date haha that's what happened

>>33278887
NTA, but it's over.

>>33278879
that's not the point.

>>33278893
What is, then?

>>33278890
What did you say, exactly

Udders?
Udders.

>>33278884
Only if she BLEW my berry, if you know what I'm saying.

>>33278894
can't you read between the lines?
ask again and I might spell it out for you.

Women, do you like barbies?

>>33278902
Tar bies

>>33278902
No, I just made them fuck then broke them. Also I'm on the internet too much because I thought that said "the rapist" instead of "therapist".

Why do youtubers keep insisting that I "stay tuned"? This is not radio. I clicked on your video for a reason, either show me the thing you were going to show me or fuck off and stop wasting my time.

>>33278882
Born catholic tho, did the bullshit ccd.
I wrote that dinosaurs are still alive. :)
Can I wear jesus then?

>>33278906
Why did you dissect the frog?

>talking with femanon for a few months
>she sends me pics of herself, didn't make any IMPLYING comments at all
>never felt any real romantic attraction to her and never took us talking into that direction
>at some point she stops replying, so I unfriend her after some weeks
>fast forward a year later
>I see a blogpost on 4chan clearly addressed at me where she tells me how she's been doing and told me to catch up if I felt like it

I always wondered if she had any feelings for me, since she just sent me everyday pics and vids of her, without me ever asking.
Maybe she did, maybe she didn't, but either way her blogpost after such a long time felt weird to read. It was her who ghosted me.

>>33278907
Why do car wheels still have aesthetic spokes despite them not needing them? Why do modern digital cameras make a physical shutter sound? Some things are emblematic or evocative enough to warrant their continued use despite being obsolete.

>>33278910
NTA, what are your reason to want to where a crucifix?

>>33278911
Did I miss an obvious reference or something?

>>33278915
To carry jesus with me.

>>33278900
Nah I'm done asking. If you have a point, try to just make it next time. Cheers.

>>33278906
Did you make them scissor?

>>33278912
Forgot to ask if anybody has any thoughts about this.

>>33278723
I read a lot of news. Trying to get back into reading books. Midway through blood meridian and the third dune book. No interest in nonfiction

>>33278895
-great top
-your eyes are beautiful
(made out for an hour)
-we should go out again

>>33278892
Weall as long as you don't post your naked body it's fine
Shitposters are annoying but not a dealbreaker

>>33278917
Jesus is around you all the time. There's no need to wear jewelry to virtual signal his presence in your life.

>>33278918
Can't say I'm amused to finding out your interest in knowledge is so limited.

>>33278914
>Why do car wheels still have aesthetic spokes despite them not needing them?
Because it makes them lighter, which makes them perform better.
>Why do modern digital cameras make a physical shutter sound?
Mine doesn't.
>Some things are emblematic or evocative enough to warrant their continued use despite being obsolete.
This is not one of those things.

When I'm nervous I joke about everything. I was on a date and making a lot of jokes and after it I felt like a fucking idiot. How forgiving are women for a first date?

>>33278919
Not on purpose, at least. Just mashed into each other.

>>33278911
nta, M

The frog was already dead when it arrived and mine had lung cancer so it was more interesting than most people's dead frogs.

>>33278826
M, I probably listen to Boris, Radiohead, and King Gizzard the most. Lately it's been a lot of Black Sabbath and Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin hits. I would prefer to be with someone who is willing to give other kinds of music a shot, someone who actually genuinely enjoys music and going to live shows

>>33278924
Naked body posting is a /b/ or /soc/ thing. The ATOGA equivalent of dropping nudes is vocas and handwriting pics.

>>33278929
are you 6+ feet tall? they won't care in the slightest.
are you shorter than 6'? they already forgot about you.

>>33278914
>Why do car wheels still have aesthetic spokes despite them not needing them?
I miss hubcaps
Pure utility, not trying to "be" anything else
But this car isn't a great example because it has a vinyl top which is trying to emulate the look of a convertible

>>33278936
I'm above 6 feet and normal weight.

state gender
what's your opinion on the push of the gay agenda in media?

>>33278942
F, makes me uncomfortable

>>33278826
>favorite band
Pirates for Sail
>red flags
Don't really have any, even the dumbest bullshit pop groups usually have at least one song that vibes well with me.
>Green flags
any folk music band from any niche audience

>>33278942
M, I don't care about gay representation or lack thereof. I don't really consume standard media much anyway

>>33278798
>She needs it too
Well she's a student so has a lot more free time than me
Though if I only work part-time I'll have more time
Thanks man, idk it just feels like I'm makimg excuses. Idk what to feel rn. Guess I'm afraid of leaving my comfort zone or whatever

>>33278597
Virgin
I mean you're just asking if we have a Madonna whore complex

>>33278942
F. I really don't ever feel like a group requires a certain amount of "representation" in media, but I really like when there's a fresh and convincingly portrayed marginalized group center stage in media without it being the main point of the piece.

Anons is anyone else terrified of developing schizophrenia?

>>33278942
F
As long as it’s done well I like it but it’s usually done horribly like every other romance movie

Women if you look and/or dress like this hit me up.

>>33278951
I'm not, because I have it already. My life is still good.

>>33278942
Gays deserve more acceptance. Increasing their visibility and representation is a way of making that happens. Gays don't complain about a "straight agenda", so stop whinging. Live and let live.

>>33278942
M
Representation is cringe

>>33278956
>My life is still good
Legend
Do you take meds for it

>>33278957
>Gays deserve more acceptance
Why?

>>33278951
Yeah desu, it has already happened a few times that I was really convinced about something and then I had to admit that I was just being a fucking crazy schizo. Pretty scary, makes me not trust my judgment very much.

>>33278951
M
No, it doesn't seem to run in my family.

>>33278957
cringe, unbased opinion.

>>33278960
Yes, I take olanzapine.

>>33278230 (OP)
Femanons, I liked a fem's hinge prompt about wanting to do strength training and before I knew it, I spent the entire comment giving /fit/ /adv/, but ended with a smiley face. I know I'm retarded but how bad's the damage? Is my battleship sunk?

>>33278951
M, not really, I'm already late 20s so think I would've developed it by now
I am prescribed antipsychotics for something else but I only need to take them when I'm going a bit mental

>>33278968
Yeah, pretty much. What makes you think she does not have access to google?

>>33278963
It doesn’t run in my family either but it still terrifies me

Bipolar runs in my family and it has yet to appear in me and I’m scared that because I’m at the usually onset age some day I’m eventually just go manic and completely delusional

>got replaced by AI at my job
>2 months later the AI is shit and they want me to be a "consultant"
>charging substantially more per hour for work to do my old job
>thanks to retarded tax policies + benefits I'm making like $200 more per month
>try to talk to HR and corporate about just rehiring me again
>"AI is the future anon"
Women, this probably isn't really your fault, but I blame you.

>>33278926
Yeah but I'm adhd

Why do they call it a shutter when it both opens and shuts

>>33278972
I got my schizophrenia from extreme stress. Almost everything that could have gone wrong in my life went wrong and I couldn't handle it and ended up in mental hospital for 2 weeks. Not a fun time.

>>33278969
you are literally the most schizo poster itt

>>33278976
Because it mainly stays shut.

>>33278971
That's what I suggested. She was talking about classes and I said to pick groups, google exercises and proper form, and start at a decent weight before increasing, adding that she'll eant high weight and low rep for strength as opposed to low weight high rep for endurance.

>go outside and touch grass
i did and it was depressing
none of the girls approached me
what was the point of this again? i feel worse than before

>>33278972
>it has yet to appear in me
lol
lmao even

>>33278982
Anon… she just said that as a prompt to start a conversation, not for you to give her a ted talk. Lets hope she can overlook it.

she mentioned she watches hasan in passing, did I do right by showing her the p diddy clip?

>>33278974
what kind of job is that?

I think only midwits are capable to relay on AI completely. Something doing fast doesn't mean it was done correctly or that would be functional to begin with.

>>33278963
I thought the same but ive been hanging out with my grandfather more and he'll show ne stuff like "here's the revolver your great great aunt tried to kill your great great uncle with because she thought he had been replaced by another man haha"

Men how hairy are you balls?

>>33278984
What’s so funny?

>>33278976
Because it fulfills it's purpose when it shuts. If you're talking about windows, their purpose is to protect windows from debris, and that is achieved by closing them.

>>33278991
you are the textbook bipolar bitch you idiot

>>33278975
how old are you?
Only think I can tell you is that if you should only be wearing a crucifix if you are living by the word and teachings of jesus, otherwise it would be blasphemy.

>>33278990
Not that hairy actually, compared to the surrounding jungle. But the hair is quite long.

>>33278987
Oh shit this is kinda funny.

Women, should i jerk off to real women or hentai today?

>>33278990
About the same as the thinning spot on my head.

>>33278990
Covered in hair about 2 inches long or so
There's more just above the penis though than on the testicles themselves
Also my ball hairs are thin and straight while my pubes above and around my penis are much denser and curly

>>33278990
A few short hairs, I shave them

>>33278990
Haven't shave in a good 4 months, so very hairy at the moment. Would that be a problem for you?

Women, currently how hairy is your pussy?

Why are women like this?

>>33278992
I was thinking about camera shutters
But yeah window shutter make sense to be called them
Maybe the O.G. camera shutters looked like window shutters on a lens or something

>>33278951
Nah, I would know by now. Prodromal symptoms start in late teens and early 20s. From what I remember, it's relatively rare to just be surprised by it. Usually people have already had signs, even before their first psychotic episode.

There is nothing more gynocentric and longhouse-esque than the concept of "restraining orders." Duel like a fucking man, pussy. If you're a woman get a man to duel on your behalf instead.

>>33279005
Honestly, based woman. Being weak as a man is extremely cringe

>>33279005
>surprised church girls are uptight cunts with a superiority complex
anon pls

>>33279005
>ragebait
Yawn

>>33279005
Why am I not surprised it's a Christian woman saying this dumb bullshit.

>>33278999
Kek. That proves he didn't do it though, right? Diddy apparently liked to watch while other guys went first.

>>33279009
A restraining order is a duel. It‘s you against the legal system and you lost.

>>33278988
Legal stuff, the AI just makes up rulings and precedent to fit what it thinks the user wants to hear. Not that much different from hiring a strip mall lawyer at the end of the day.

>>33279009
>longhouse
What is the etymology of this term as used by agartha incel chuddites

State gender, do you torrent? If you do, what?

>>33279005
Women can't and shouldn't be expected to be logical. They have to be told how to act and feel.
If you ever find yourself in a position where a woman is telling you what to do she already thinks you are a loser.

>>33278997
What if I do?

>>33278996
My therapist never said she thinks I’m bipolar though

My last therapist said that we have to wait until I have a manic episode to conclude I have bipolar

>>33279017
It means social consensus, basically the tribe deciding that you fucked up and don‘t deserve to belong. Longhouses were where the people met to discuss and decide on things. Because they were big. Because they were long. Ykno.

Women:
I've been told I'm a pretty charming and flirty guy online, however I'm really awkward and socially anxious IRL - what does that say about me?

>>33278942
f, love the gay agenda, the gays are fun

>>33279016
I see, very stupid for them to fire you like that. Hopefully you can find something else and better soon enough.

>>33278983
This is bad advice, but you have to do it enough until you reach something called "derealization".
Eventually your mind separates from identifying with the NPC world, you cease to see it as "the real world". It's just "their world", or "the normie world," and it isn't any more real than other environments, it's just the self-contained social system of a bunch of extroverts who have crowned themselves as "society". You will be less depressed once you detach from them more. Doing it more will make you even more crazy but in a good way.

>>33279022
you literally spend all your time here having a manic episode
maybe if they saw your posting history they would realize how bipolar you are, you just channel it online instead of living it out irl since there is nobody to yell at around

>>33279006
>Maybe the O.G. camera shutters looked like window shutters on a lens or something
They don't have to look the same, but the perform the same function of blocking light.

>>33279018
F
My husband does it for me
But mostly shows.

>>33279018
nice try fbi-chan

Femanons do you hate the male anons?

>>33279005
While some women are into muscles, there is ample evidence that women in general aren't particularly fond of the weight lifter look. Most women like men to be tall and fit, built like competitive swimmers, but they don't care for large muscles. The whole weight lifting thing is more intrasexual competition between men than something women ask for.

>>33279022
Smart. Do not let people dope you up with random pills if they don't have a good reason.
I took all kinds of that crap just to see if it would help with depression, and from my experience, just don't take bipolar or schizo meds unless you really have those disorders. They're poisons and usually make you feel worse.

>>33279020
arent you a polyamorous single mother whos been whoring around on 4chan for decades?

>>33279018
sometimes, not as much as I used to. Mostly movies and tv shows.
Back in the day I torrented a lot of video games but nowadays I just buy what I want to play on steam.

>>33279020
you are browsing this place that has been forsaken by god himself, I doubt you do.

>>33279005
There's an infamous Popeye strip where Bluto asks Olive Oyl what he needs to do to date her, and she recommends a laundry list of things, to which Bluto replies that if he did all that stuff he could get a way better girl than her.

Church girls already suck, they should be happy to get any male attention at all.

>>33279033
only mkg

>>33279024
That you only feel confident if you have 100% control over what people know about you and how you are interpreted. Basically insecure because you know you are not perfect.

>>33279034
This is nonsense btw, when you say "weight lifter look" you mean steroids
Being naturally strong is in fact appealing, the key is being lean

>>33279030
NTA
that looks more like an aperture than a shutter

Where's all the bisexual BPD hottie girls with dyed hair?

>>33279033
No, just slight dislike.
Sometimes I pity them.

Do men really like short women as much as women like tall men?

>>33279018
M
Touhou drawings from 20 years ago

>>33279014
>two guys shuffling shoes "after you" "no after you" but it's naked brown men and a hooker

>>33279033
not as a whole, but some deeply disgust me or should be mercy killed

>>33279034
>>33279042
Well we all know women prefer a guy who's born with perfect genetics, tall and skinny and strong-looking and veiny, and handsome, like a swimmer-model. The rest of us ugly short bastards really do have to work out to get some respect.

>>33279046
No not really
Men dont have a strong height preference either way unless it's their fetish

>>33279006
Oh, those are called shutters because they block light to the sensitive film behind it until it's time to take a picture. The act of pushing the button opens the shutter momentarily.

>>33279050
Right, because no woman ever dated any man that wasn't a model.

>>33279044
Died out because they got the memo that nobody wants anything to do with them.

Do any women here know where to buy online a petticoat that has form, made from cotton only? I’m helping my gf wear dresses but they’re to flat and dull without.

>>33279054
I said prefer.

>>33279046
Depends on the man.
I feel that women seem to overlook negative aspects of a man if they are tall enough. In the other hand, just being a certain height wouldn't make a woman attractive to a man's eyes by default.

>>33279018
M
Everything, because I am a NEET.

>>33279058
We'd all preferred to be rich too, but we make due don't we?

>>33279053
Why don't they call it an opener then
Because it stays shut but then you take the picture and it opens for a millisecond

Men
You're cuties. *smooches your cheek*

>>33279040
Based.

>>33279068
M
>it's a trick, get an axe

>>33279057
Etsy likely, If you require the cotton.
1/10 chance amazon may

Women
You're cuties. *Sticks just the tip in*

>>33279074
you're a tease :3

>>33279068
Girls only engage in this behavior when they're in heat. Are you in heat, femanon?

>>33279042
>Being naturally strong is in fact appealing, the key is being lean
Yes, but the point is that this is not the typical bodybuilder look, but more something akin to what competitive swimmers look like.

>>33279050
>The rest of us ugly short bastards really do have to work out to get some respect.
Yes, this is actually very close to the truth. But that respect is not respect from women but from other men. There is evidence that tough looking guys are more successful romantically, but this is not because women prefer the look but because other men are less likely to interfere with a guy who looks like it would be a bad idea to mess with him and more likely to cease their own romantic pursuits when their rival is more formidable. Also, it could be that women pick up cues like other men being wary or more respectful towards tougher looking guys, so it could also provide men with status that way. However, all of this is also likely mediated by personality traits, i.e. a guy who has the type of personality that is capable of pursuing a goal such as becoming tough looking is likely also more driven, eager to pursue, etc.

I'm not saying it's not a good idea to work out: I'm saying there is no good evidence that women generally care for the gymrat look.

>>33279076
M-maybe

based.

>>33279076
I'm in cold

>>33279078
That will not do.
We have to engage in heat-correction therapy NOW.

>>33278934
>handwriting pics
Have people done this? Would be interesting to see. Mine is horrific honestly

>>33279065
Because it automatically shuts instead of manually? Or because it doesn't stay open, like a bottle or can opener? Or because it's based on window shutters also blocking out light before the invention of blinds? Don't know the exact reason, but they make sense.

>>33279082
Cringey as fuck
You a fukken redditor or something kek

>>33279082
sauce me famalam

Women
You're all precious queens at any size! *pinches jelly rolls*

>>33279068
Haha no I'm not I'm extremely ugly shut the fuck up! *Kisses you back while caressing your other cheek*

>>33279082
W-where do I sign in?
>>33279085
wove is cringe

Femanons, what are your thoughts on this physique?

>>33279091
It was called something like "orgasm hero". It's a korean porn comic, more of a comedy than it is actual porn though.

Basically the plot is thsi chick is a superhero that gets a power boost when she cums so she baits bad guys into raping her and then beats them up.

>>33279096
Gross
What kind of fag oils himself up like that
It also looks like AI

>>33279096
Very not attracted to it.

>>33279095
>W-where do I sign in?
I can give you the Discord handle of a qualified specialist (me) if you want.

>>33279105
Holy shit kek discord groomer

>>33279098
danke

>>33279105
Doesn't hurt to try
>>33279106
Are you the jealous femanon posters mentioned in a previous thread?

>>33279045
>>33279049
:(

>>33279082
is 2 hours not the normal amount?

>>33279046
Can go either way for me, but definitely a fetish like the other anon said. Shorter women can be fun to carry around, but tall women means there's more woman to love. I just happen to be relatively tall, myself, so it's hard to find women taller than me and who would be interested in me.

>>33279106
Nah I'm just bored.

>>33279109
ealter341

>>33279045
why spend time with people you dislike?

>>33279115
Low self-esteem. It's easier for me to be around people that insult me for being a woman because in my mind they're the only honest ones.

>>33279046
Men prefer to date women shorter than them but not nearly as much as women prefer to date men taller than them.

>>33279117
Yeah but how can insults be genuine if they don't even know you

>>33279096
looks like a failed area 51 experiment

>>33279117
Do you think there is a cathartic component to this?

>>33279106
>he doesn't know

>>33279128
Grooming is based?

Are men aware that they have like 1/5 the testosterone levels as their great-grandfathers had at the same age? Do women realize the birth control makes them attracted to these low test men? Is humanity changing?

>>33279130
>Do women realize the birth control makes them attracted to these low test men?
Yeah, but I never took those, so I am not attracted to the femboys. Unfortunate.
>changing
Duh, it always changes.

>>33279136
If you live in the USA it's in your tap water

>>33279096
Looks uncanny and gross, like he's using filters or something. I appreciate muscles and fitness, but trying to show off like that on social media is such a huge ick, it makes most guys look really insecure and pathetic

>>33279140
I don‘t.

>>33279130
Well, women did want to build a matriarchy and use men as domesticated cattle. Funny they're not enjoying some of the results.

Lel she didn't actually message her.

Oh well, it was all a trick, I wasn't actually gonna e-fuck her, I was gonna talk to her about Linux and try to make her install it.

>>33279130
Birth control has never affected who I'm attracted to

>>33279130
Is your only source that one sissification fetish image