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Previously on ATOGA:
>>33275228
>>33278230 (OP)Both genders,
What makes a person "in shape" to you?
How do I get over a fear of vomiting?
>>33278243f, i think a small amount of muscle and fat. i really don't like extremes on any end, but would rather have too muscular, too fat, than too skinny.
>>33278243M
flat stomach and/or vascular. Visible Abs aren't inherently required to be 'in shape.'
>>33278254it's a little funny how she's sucking her belly in for the photo
Men
You get to choose two traits, physical or mental, that are automatically applied to a woman you want to date. What do you choose?
>>33278254I'm only about 10-15lbs from decent abs, let's goooo!!!!! I'll hopefully have a flat stomach in 5lbs
>>33278266This is so catty. Maybe sheโs just thin?
>>33278266And you aren't?
I was told by both my mother and my physical therapist that I should be bring my bellybutton inward/flexing my abs at all times.
>>33278274huh-uh.
There's a shadow directly under her ribcage. If she's not sucking in her belly she's at the very least contracting her muscles.
Women do you fit these (outside the live in US one)?
>>33278269>loyal>sucks dick like a $10,000 escort
>>33278279>And you aren't?Nah, I don't really care about those things.
>>33278280Nobody hates women more than other women
>>33278269Physical beauty top to bottom and an undying loyalty to me alone
>>33278269I take it you mean two traits in total, not two phys. and two mental?
>Be great at communicating and don't be avoidant.>BMI between 17 and 27
>>33278283Yes except for the desire to help people. Why would I ever do that?
>>33278283>have a desire to help families struggling with infertilitymore like "have a desire to help asian women have blonde and/or blue/green-eyed kids"
>>33278269Maturity, low weight (can be taller than average, as well)
>>33278279I do this in all my pictures I take, especially when I was fatter
I finally made my chili, after it's been storming and raining all day outside.
It cooled down nicely and the chili is great.
I'm somewhat satisfied.
>>33278283are you dating girls at GMU?
>>33278298I think that constant pressure on myself would kill me
I FUCKING HATE THE SCALE
IM STARVING MYSEKF AGAIN FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>33278294I don't think asian women in the US are struggling with that kek
>>33278285I do it because I was rear-ended by a drunk driver last June and my back has been fucked up ever since. A strong core is key for spinal stability.
>>33278303Just go on a cum diet?
>>33278243M
Relativley flat-ish stomach
>>33278303This is what Neuro did and she got a black bf as a direct result.
>>33278243M
If I want to FUCK em.
>>33278310Is Neuro really that old looking blonde woman photo that gets posted sometimes? The FaceTime screenshot? I thought she was 24
>>33278243F, balanced muscle/fat ratio, being healthy and being capable of physical activity like going for long hikes, lift heavy stuff, swim a reasonable distance, dive a reasonable time, stuff like that.
>>33278310Ever since I saw that meme I started asking out clearly-annorexic white chicks to make them more insecure about their weight
Iโm up 9 pounds since January, this is why calorie counting is important Iโm going back to under 1000
>>33278303Just do something you can stick to. I've been doing 1800-2000 cal averaged a day for months. You might need more or less depending on where you're at
>>33278319Just have more sex?
>>33278279This is ideal body type for a woman
>>332782696 feet tall and high emotional intelligence.
Where do I meet clingy gf for marriage and kids
>>33278319>under 1000This is why your tummy looks the way it does btw.
>>33278322Starving myself was easier Iโm just going to go back to that
>>33278319How heavy are you to cut on 1000?
>>33278327She's already taken
>>33278315she had black hair and pale skin, IIRC. The age seems about right.
>>33278319vigorously masturbating burns a lot of calories
>>33278269I was going to say "like and be attracted to me" but that removes her agency so I'd say to cure her insecurities and to make her immune to disease
>>33278325Straight up Fax
>>33278329Is that why you're not having success? Slow and steady is best
>>33278335White women canโt compete
https://youtu.be/h5CwaVjF_78?si=QlT3yGIwlU4xP7qy
>>33278330168
Iโm too fucking fat
I should never have stopped when my doctor told me to I shouldโve just listened to myself and kept going lower instead of settling
>>33278332Are rulebreaker and Neuro two different people?
>>33278301Gotta look good to feel good
>>33278340Too busy posting here and not busy enough at the gym
>>33278337>not having successI lost 120 pounds get over yourself, 30 is not a lot
>>33278341No, every identityfag here is the same person
>>33278340Did you use ozempic?
>>33278341I'm pretty sure they dislike each other.
>>33278344Girls canโt go to the gym you retard
>>33278340>>33278344I know this anon is being critical but he might be right. Most of the "shape" comes from muscle. When you workout you're less likely to lose muscle so you actually lose more fat per pound lost. Ideally you don't just become a smaller version of yourself
>>33278343I agree. I just know that putting that pressure on myself constantly in my case would make me feel like shit and I'd likely never be satisfied.
>>33278269Physical: High Intelligence
Mental: Addicted to sucking (my) cock
>>33278341Neuro doesn't really post anymore after the somalian bf incident
>>33278346I started at 207 in January and I'm now 177 while getting stronger at all my lifts. I felt great the entire time
>>33278356SHUT UP I AM NOT BECOME BULKY MEN DONT LIKE IT
>>33278357That's the kicker. I guess I value others opinions over my own when it comes to my body
>>33278361I went from 230 to 160 in 3 months SHUT UP I DONT WANT YOUR ADVICE
do you hear that?
That's the sound of Fat and Balding supremacy.
>>33278367We all value others' opinions to some extent. It comes free with our frontal lobes, and the need to maintain group integrity. I'd say as long as you're not doing anything unhealthy to yourself (mentally or physically), it's fine desu
I accidentally just walked under a ladder what do I do
>>33278369You used Ozempic. You didn't beat the game.
>>33278375Nothing, it only has power if you let it.
>>33278365You have 10 times less testosterone. Why does every woman think they're gonna turn into superman if they lift weights? If you do "get too bulky" you can just stop lifting. The average woman who lifts weights consistently looks like this
>>33278254 not Michelle Obama
>>33278351Now Iโm confused
>>33278369You lost 3/4 of a pound every day? That's not healthy
Heard that opposites attract song in the grocery store
The guy in the song has literally no redeeming qualities
Lazy, steals the covers, messy, smoker, gets upset
Is that what being chad is like
An objectively bad person but women still like you just because you're hot
>>33278379Bitches see one pic of a roided-out varbie and think that's the fate of all women who touch a dumbbell that weighs more than 15 lbs.
They actually look like this.
>>33278340Masturbate more?
>>33278385Chad doesn't mean "bad person".
>>33278230 (OP)I love school rumble
>>33278230 (OP)What do women like?
>>33278387>posts a roided out varbieWomen don't WANT to have big arms anon. They actually DESIRE noodle arms
>>33278340How often do you masturbate?
Men, would you date a 6'9'' woman?
>>33278391I like cute things :3 and to play vidya games, and to draw, and to hug my cat
I matched with a muscle mommy on tinder.
>>33278387It's very difficult to become too muscular as a woman unless you do drugs or get down to 15 percent bodyfat
>>33278390Anime ending was trash
Never read the manga
>>33278395>cutter legYes but not her
>>33278395no, anything over 5'7 is way too tall
>>33278395Sure, if she was fine with it
>>33278395Hell yeah I would, are you a tall woman?
>>33278371Did bro actually say this?
Based if true
>>33278395Yeah sure I wouldn't mind
Dunno about her but ill give her the benefit of the doubt and assume she likes manlets simply out of desperation
But a better question would be if I could date any woman at all
>>33278387This one is WAY less attractive than the other.
>>33278395Yes but not her.
>>33278395No because the extremely tall ones are all built like that.
>>33278395God yes, I love tall girls
>>33278387She is very hot but I agree with
>>33278392 most women don't want to look like that
>>33278387F
I don't want to look like that I already have broad shoulders
Men
Do you like short women?
As in 5'0 and under?
>>33278419I am tall, so 98% of you are varying degrees of smol to me.
>>33278419Sure, as long as they look like adults
>>33278417Ngl I like broad shoulders on women
>>33278387I don't disagree with your point but a LOT of women would not want to be as big as the gif you posted. They want to feel fit but also dainty and petite.
>>33278419Probably fine with 5 feet.
Tbh idk about anything shorter than that.
>>33278395I don't think I'd date a tall girl at all. I understand how important height is to women, it literally makes them depressed if the height gap isn't big enough. I'm not dealing with that
>>33278419depends on the woman.
>>33278419M
I mean I wouldn't be opposed to it if she fell in my lap or asked me out or something but I prefer closer to average/above average
>>33278358Damn, it was a genuine question
>>33278396do you like it when someone buys you cute panties?
>>33278416You don't have to train everything like she does. If you just want the basic good looking physique just workout legs, glutes, and lats. Those muscles give you a visually better hourglass figure if you get in shape
>>33278419For sex it's fun to throw them around, but if I had a daughter or son I wouldn't want them to be short
>>33278419No. Sub5โ6s are trash
>>33278431They'd be even more depressed if nobody asked them out at all and rejected them because of that line of thinking
>>33278437Yeah, depends on the someone but yeah
>>33278442The fuck do you know bitch? I like broad shoulders on women.
I like broad shoulders on women.
I like broad shoulders on women.
>>33278451I'm done arguing with you
>>33278451Nta but wide shoulders, bust, and hips with a smaller waist is literally the beauty standard
>>33278426>>33278399>>33278416Yeah I probably just spend too much time at the gym, to the point that my perception of women has been warped. I mean shit I think this woman's jawline is beautiful when most people would say she looks too masculine.
Marilyn Amber is a 10/10 for me too.
>>33278419M, yes, I dated a girl who was 4'11" and really pretty and cute
Also the feistiest and scariest girl I dated desu
>>33278453It wasn't an argument
>>33278440It's ok being short, I don't mind
>>33278445nta
that's like saying i should hit on men because women don't give them attention. I'm not getting into a relationship with a woman that won't be satisfied with me because I'm not x inches taller than her
>>33278241What's a chadlet?
>>33278458She sounds fun :D
>>33278384My rate was 0.5 pounds lost per day
>>33278463Why do you assume all women are a monolith
>>33278371long live King Bulbous
>>33278455Not if the shoulders are wider than the hips
>>33278457I also find her looking super hot, but it's easy to forget that a look that is very natural in gym attire also looks different wearing a sleek dress designed to highlight your frailty. Most women (also) want to do the latter from time to time.
>>33278471Nta
I still find that attractive
>>33278464a man who has 10/10 looks except he's short. a handsome manlet. a mini-chad.
Is it bad that I would like to have sex with him because he wants to have sex with me?
>>33278480What's the point of posting this pointless non question
>is it bad that [objectively good thing]KILL YOURSELF
>>33278395That's way too tall for me.
I think 170 cm is the best height for girls.
>>33278480Not necessarily, but you can probably do better and it's a bad sign that you may have low self esteem but not a guaranteed case of it.
>>33278463I've only gotten attention from women my height or taller. I know I'm just one guy but everyone is different
>>33278478i'm not bulbous i just think he's the least annoying namecuck itt
>>33278480Yes actually, it isn't healthy, you'll end up regretting it.
>>33278480Depends. Are you dating? Potentially FWB? Or do you think he's going to pump and dump you?
>>33278243M. Physical endurance, speed and strength. Ideally also while staying healthy. Yes there are infinite variations on combinations of these factors. No, I don't have specific detailed criteria for them all.
I think a physically attractive body is a side effect of being in shape.
women, would you date a man who was perfect in every single way except he was 5 feet tall even? his dick is perfect too btw and he makes a lot of money
>>33278461No it isn't, and yes you do
>>33278390Me too. Silly japanese pun anime.
>>33278486Am I the most annoying
>>33278465Yeah she was a lot of fun heh <3
She's a cop now lol
>>33278480Not really, it's good that you're aware of it and desire is just desire. Feeling attracted to his desire for you is not meaningfully different from feeling attracted to his looks or assumed prowess.
That said, especially for women it can be tempting to simply only be reactionary/passive in romantic and sexual matters. Basically to not desire anyone but only desire for yourself to be desired. If that happens to the extreme, you will develop issues like not really enjoying sex that much (because that does require you to be in touch with your own desires and feelings) or ending up with partners you are not actually compatible with, or have to conclude after breaking up you never liked, only liked that they liked you.
>>33278269Boring question.
>>33278495Why? And you don't know me
>>33278230 (OP)How to identify NPC on a dating website?
>>33278494Yeah but he'd just abuse me too.
>>33278498when's the atoga panty and stocking stream? Need to rewatch Season 1 before Season 2
>>33278431nta but this isn't true of all women, it's more of a social media meme. maybe it varies by region and ethnicity but men are pretty short where I live and they whore themselves out just fine
>>33278223Nta but are you sure that really is enough reason
My ex (who dumped be because I fucked up) wants to try dating again and I'm conflicted. Idk if it's just my anxious avoidance kicking in or if we're just not a good match for the long term
I feel guilty and like I "should" try to be with her, I do like her a lot, but idk if I can really make her happy and if I'll truly be happy
>>33278457Stop spamming that bizarre fucking face.
>>33278458What made her scary? You can answer feisty too but I'm more curious about her being scary.
judy
md5: 89c258f6b2ebd4a03e43b18dbd24abb7
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>>33278498Dangerously based
>>33278395If she's attractive.
>>33278497Does qt count?
Because nobody is more insufferable than that trash.
>>33278506I told you she would do this, she likes the on again off again even though she isn't happy either
>>33278504Based
Idk if I should wait for S2 dub cause I prefer dub to sub desu
Could stream it on CyTube again though like the good old days
>>33278419If they're attractive.
>>33278506Yeah, it's reason enough.
>My ex (who dumped be because I fucked up) wants to try dating again and I'm conflicted. Idk if it's just my anxious avoidance kicking in or if we're just not a good match for the long term>I feel guilty and like I "should" try to be with her, I do like her a lot, but idk if I can really make her happy and if I'll truly be happyThis reads like you're having a gut feeling, and you should listen to it.
>>33278518you can say it other way
>>33278477>10/10 looks except he's shortSo a 5/10?
>>33278395Yes all tall women must be dominated by a shorter guy
>>33278419Yes all short women should be dominated by a taller guy
>>33278502They're all NPCs. (You) included.
>>33278506Yes it's reason enough. All the more because usually the lack of enthusiasm or the hesitation you feel, has solid and specific reasons, just ones that are a lot easier to look back on ten years later and identify what they were.
You already dated, you know what that's like, if your immediate feeling at doing it again isn't fuck YEAH then it's a no. Don't waste both of your time trying to make something work for the sake of trying, not because you want to.
>>33278510I hope she has backup when arresting people
>>33278400The manga ending is pretty much the same than the anime.
Karasuma goes to the US, he has an illness that makes him lose his memories and is pretty much in a potato state, Tenma goes after him to take care of him. All other major plot points are pretty much left unresolved.
There was a short sequel manga that shows that Mikoto and Hanai end up together, and so do Harima and Sawachika.
>>33278509I was kinda joking, she wasn't really "scary"
She just didn't take shit from anyone and was surprisingly athletic/strong (she'd done some magical), she also had BPD and would sometimes crash out over things so I was walking on eggshells kek
>>33278523>Yes all short women should be dominated by a taller guyOkay. Yaaaaay
>>33278520Which is grammatically incorrect and only used by ESLs or low IQ retards.
>>33278395No. Girls over 5'6 are giraffes and look too goofy and awkward. I would burst out laughing if they tried to look sexy. The few tall models on IG are exceptions.
>>33278530Just based of statistics if you're under 5ft most guys are taller. Assuming this place is the same irl, most guys don't care about height that much
>>33278513He is not that bad
>>33278497most annoying posters itt:
>mkg & jhhaving a romance in here while mkg is married and a known cheater. oh and they both admitted to being attracted to children
>anorexia baitershe hasn't posted photos for a few days so hopefully she died. the one who tries to bait other femanons into eating disorders, not the one who just cries about it
>qtactually i don't hate this guy i am just never going to watch his videos or listen to his vocaroos because i hate clicking off 4chan
everyone else is entertaining, even i-hate-women-kun
>>33278502Their profile looks the same as everyone else's
>>33278513Do I get a medal?
>>33278510Based Judy Hopps enjoyer (definitely have never fapped to that...)
>>33278517>you're having a gut feeling, and you should listen to itThanks for your input and reassurance anon
It's just hard to trust my gut feeling cause my gut is always telling me to abort mission
>>33278514I don't think she likes it or has any malicious intent whatsoever. I just feel bad and don't want to drag things out. It was rocky the whole time we dated, I don't think it's going to magically improve, I'm still fucked in the head. Also I'm poor, I was about to take a part-time job which is fine for me but doesn't really leave us with anything to do stuff together
>>33278526>ones that are a lot easier to look back on ten years later and identify what they were.Hm maybe that is the case, just hard to distinguish how much is legitimate and how much is just my mental health (or lack thereof...)
>immediate feeling at doing it again isn't fuck YEAH then it's a noI mean I've really been trying to move on since she dumped me; in doing so the rose tinted glasses came off a bit and I was able to assess a lot of ways in which we're just very different and have very different lifestyles/goals
>Don't waste both of your time trying to make something work for the sake of tryingI guess it's a bit of a sunk cost fallacy thing where I just don't want we had to be for naught and feel bad for ruining it. But you're right my heart's not 100% in it rn so I don't want to waste her time
Thanks for being my online therapist jk. I'm gonna stick to my guns
My psychiatrist said she doesn't mind having late appointments with me specifically.
Life is good.
>>33278467It's pretty much biological in them to want a taller man as a partner, and it's FINE. I am not going to try to make them fight it and I would not like being settled for.
>>33278537I beat the allegations!!!
I'm sure I'll get there one day
>In "The Divided Brain", McGilchrist digests study after study, replacing the popular and superficial notion of the hemispheres as respectively logical and creative in nature with the idea that they pay attention in fundamentally different ways, the left being detail-oriented, the right being whole-oriented. These two modes of perception cascade into wildly different hemispheric personalities, and in fact reflect yet a further asymmetry in their status, that of the right's more immediate relationship with physical bodies (our own as well as others) and external reality as represented by the senses, a relationship that makes it the mediator, the first and last stop, of all experience.
State gender
What do you think about McGilchrist's lateralization model?
>>33278230 (OP)Let's talk about women's masturbatory habits.
Is it fair to assume women predominantly pleasure themselves in the shower?
>>33278522an 11/10 for me i hate tall men
>>33278537>having a romance in here while mkg is married and a known cheaterWHAT?
>>33278543i didn't even know who you are so you still have time to make the next list. ramp it up
>>33278546F
I never met a single woman who masturbated in the shower. At most she leans against those pool things.
I personally can only masturbate if I'm laying face down and using both hands over my panties.
>>33278544I have no first hand knowledge or reason to opine on the subjects.
>>33278515I don't usually prefer dubs, but there's a few exceptions
>Panty and Stocking>Baccano>Fullmetal Alchemist>Disney Ghibli Dubs
>>33278540>Hm maybe that is the case, just hard to distinguish how much is legitimate and how much is just my mental health (or lack thereof...)Fair point, it do be that way, the thing is: not feeling a big desire to get back together with her will impact things already, even if your reason for not feeling it has nothing to do with her/your pairing. I don't think you can really make a relationship work if you're not both sincerely feeling it. Also the whole "do I just feel bad or is it her" won't go away, you are likely to ask yourself that a lot if you do get back with her and find yourself annoyed or bored, the question will pop up again and again. While you can also ask yourself: does it matter? Isn't the end result still that you don't feel like it? Isn't not feeling like dating because of mental health also a very legitimate reason not to?
>sunk cost fallacySuper common but still a trap.
>my heart's not 100% in itYes listen to this. Good for you. If you don't prioritize your own actual feelingsi n your life, nobody else will and it'll pass you by.
>>33278536He is even worse, yeah.
>>33278542Since everyone loves this point. Different genes exist for a reason, genetic diversity is very important to the survival of our species. There will always be tall and short people. It has arguably never actually mattered less than right now in human history. All threats on earth were tamed with the spear and nowadays the gun.
>>33278506Ok, if you feel wishy washy about it the only thing you can resolve that with isby making an attempt.
Except this attempt will be different. Why? Because you're going to figure out what's going on with one another without pretense of getting butthole bothered and taking it personally during arguments. Because you're going to talk about boundaries, and what is an absolute problem from the get go, how you're going to approach them. You're going to both be careful about your tone, but also making sure that you're honest with one another and resolve problems in an effective way where they don't arise again or are used against you.
Or. Or you're going to half ass it and it fails near immediately.
>>33278552>BaccanoBased, my highschool gf had the boxset of this one and I remember the eng dub being fantastic
>>33278548he's posted here at length about his wife, and cheating on her, and stalking jh enough to know where she lives, and being attracted to children. just go through the archives because i'm way too lazy to grab it all for you. maybe someone who's a more dedicated hater than me can tag in with them
>>33278549I'm fairly infrequent
>>33278546I don't think it is. Some women really fucking love water pressure but not everyone. I am also someone who prefers to sit or lie down and prefer fingers over water pressure. Plus there's women that grind on or hump stuff which isn't really an option in the shower.
>>33278559She flirted with him?
>>33278550Why do you need both hands?
Find that strange.
What's the actual percent of women who use toys to masturbate?
>>33278544As a layman, I'd like to get some sort of device that monitors my brain and gives insights like which portion of it activates more and when. Like a smartwatch.
>>33278546Do men do that?
>>33278562NTA, yes and then she backtracked when anon called her out on it.
>>33278567Beat it in the shower? Yes.
>>33278419Tall M
No, pesky child.
>>33278567No, only women, I'm pretty sure.
>>33278563It's just a habit thing. And if it's not "just right" I can't cum, so it's more of a matter of me having to be very comfortable.
>>33278494Fuck yeah. Short men are the only men I want, that other stuff is just a nice little bonus. Don't worry, nonna, you'll find your girl. There's lots of us out there.
>>33278547Damn skippy.
>>33278573I guess I'm just wondering how can you even utilized both of your arms.
Unless you mean, one hand is rubbing your clit and other is fondling yours breasts?
>>33278546M
I had a conversation with a group of friends in the dorms about when we started masturbating. All the guys said 12-16. All of the girls said something akin to "When I was 2? I don't remember ever not masturbating." That's when I learned that all women are freaks.
>>33278546i canโt do it in the shower. my favorite method is dry humping i like to pretend im riding a dick
>>33278564Googling will get you closer to the actual answer than asking here. I have personally never used a toy to masturbate but even for my few closest friends I am not 100% sure for each if they use toys or not, let alone if they ever have.
>>33278562yes but like i said, im not a dedicated enough hater to have links on that and i try to blow past their paragraph-posting because i find them individually insufferable besides them both being pedophiles
>>33278269Mentally/emotionally mature, physically fit, not like muscular but not fat, not too skinny either, some meat on her bones
>>33278576No, just laying on my belly, one hand over my panties and the other hand over it.
>>33278578I didn't even really care about my shit until about 15.
>>33278578There's just a lot of variation among women. Women that have always masturbated exist, but so do women (many more than men) that are well into adulthood and have never self-pleasured.
>>33278546I know an asexual woman who said she goons like 4 times a day
>>33278546shower masturbation is not pleasurable
>>33278556That would be ideal anon <3 but I just don't know if this is realistically possible desu, we are both pretty volatile and insecure people lol. She tends to take things personally and not tell me what's upsetting her and then fallings out happen
>>33278546not me. it's a bedtime habit and i often fall asleep halfway through
At least with me, I can't cum if I'm just standing there and use 1 hand. It won't even feel good. Ideally I do it undercovers because what makes me horny is the simulation of pronebone
moids would you rather marry a slut with body count over 50 or a virgin who seems so innocent and sweet but you find out shes freaky and a gooner
>>33278597Option 2 probably, depends how freaky
>>33278597what's the downside of the virgin one?
>>33278597>a virgin who seems so innocent and sweet but you find out shes freaky and a goonerThis is what most guys on here want specifically. A better dilemma would be a promiscuous woman with a high body count vs a virgin who has a low drive and is not open to experimentation.
>>33278419I'd be down but my sweet spot is like 5'3"
>>33278480I wouldn't say so, it's fun when someone is attracted to you. Depends on how you are with sex though
>>33278597Option 2 sounds fun but depends on what kind of freak. It also depends more on how they are as actual people, personally I don't care about a chick being a virgin but a body count of 50 sounds like something is off
>>33278597Most retarded question a woman has ever asked award, and you should feel proud about that, that's not easy to do, women ask retarded questions all the time, but you take the cake.
Congratulations. Go to sleep tonight knowing you accomplished something great.
>>33278597>some skankvs
>perfect womanGreat question.
>>33278597I'd take a woman with 0 bodycount that only does the most basic shit and half the time I don't even cum over a woman with 10+ bodies that does everything I want
How do I explain to my practice gf that I accidentally had sex with her brother
>>33278615No sorry retard, I know you are quite literally mentally disabled, but no, if you read my post you would have read that I did not answer, I did not choose, I simply gave you your official "Most Retarded Question A Woman Has Ever Asked Award" award.
I don't know how you find the energy to respond so aggressively. Is this a testosterone thing?
>>33278623It's a shitposting thing
>>33278623> Is this a testosterone thing?Yes
>>33278617So you're someone who fucks randoms even when they don't interest you enough to make you cum, but you still look down on promiscuity?
>>33278623I'm just bored.
>>33278542It's not biological that's just what society tells them that they're "supposed" to be attracted to
Beauty standards are subjective
>>33278623No, it's an anger thing. People come here (or otherwise online) already burned out from their day and it takes next to nothing for them to redirect that frustration to whatever set them off.
In general though yeah women that feel bad are more likely to wallow or do self-destructive stuff, men that feel bad are more likely to take it out on their surroundings and get angry and/or destructive.
>>33278585M
God I wish i never learned to masturbate
Women do you prefer finishing off with a creampie every time or do you prefer some variation?
>>33278640Creampie every time. It's my favorite part.
>>33278597Honestly, who's better in bed
>>33278635>People come here (or otherwise online) already burned out from their day and it takes next to nothing for them to redirect that frustration to whatever set them offThis, sometimes I come here to blow off steam and bark at people kek, bad habit tho
>>33278637It's not just good though, a lot of these women are the women that cannot cum at all as a result, because they do not know their own body well enough to guide their lover, and/or because they are subconsciously afraid to let go and climax.
>>33278640hate myself for admitting this but creampies
state gender
at what age did you start masturbating?
>>33278642>>33278643Ladies, I can assure you that the key lime pie is absolutely decadent and worth a try
>>33278640Every now and then I get a sudden urge to see his cum on me and I want him to shoot on my stomach or breasts. This is literally twice a year though, creampies all the way.
>>33278649M
5 inconsistently, about 7 regularly
>>33278649>F>first attemptsLike ten, eleven?
>first age actually feeling self-inflicted pleasureSeventeen.
>first orgasmEighteen.
>>33278642>>33278643>>33278653Does anal scratch the same itch or is it different?
>>33278629the scenario here was wife. also I never said she wasn't trying, she could just be bad at sex, I'd still love her
>>33278649M, first fap I can remember I was like 12
>>33278547Please be my wife
I'm back. What did I miss?
>>33278623>not aggressively responding on the anonymous jelqing formIt means you're not retarded. Congratulations.
>>33278660I never tried anal. And I'm not curious either.
>>33278640thereโs something so sexy about getting creampied. watching his dick pump one last time and release. i get this sensation of fullness
>>33278620accidental? i'll bite. continue
>>33278648>hate myself for admitting thisWhy?
>>33278660My partner has no interest in anal, never done it, but I figure it would be the same, it's just the idea of him coming inside of me. I also enjoy the idea of him coming in my mouth but it'll still make me gag in practice, that's why it's not on the same level, but I don't think vaginal or anal would be much different.
>>33278649M
First time I came? Like 15 or 16 but I tried before when I was like 13 and didn't know how to do it so nothing happened
>>33278640Bold of you to assume we're guaranteed to finish. But to answer, variation. Sometimes it's nice to switch things up.
As long as he doesn't pull out and then start watching Ron Swanson clips. I wish I was joking.
>>33278660never done anal and never will if he ever asks me for anal i will assume heโs gay and breakup
>>33278547You never answered how tall you are and what you look like so I can avoid you.
>>33278590You'll have to go over what I brought up with you about the honesty part. Talk to her about it. Sometimes feelings coming up make us feel like a burden, or it's over something stupid that we just feel insecure about admitting to. Sometimes there's a debate about what's worth bringing up just to keep the peace. The thing is, the peace can still be kept regardless of how small and dumb things are if you both approach it casually.
>>33278677>As long as he doesn't pull out and then start watching Ron Swanson clips. I wish I was joking.Bruh.
>>33278649f don't remember but i may have been abused l o l
>>33278677Ron's words echoed to him
>"a good steak is like a good time in the bedroom... sometimes I prefer it raw and unfinished"
>>33278671He is a femboy and lowkey was looking better than her
>>33278680just don't look down, you fucking giraffe
>>33278687and you ... tripped over your rock hard dick and fell into his bootyhole or what? we need more details here
>>33278645I'd rather have that than be a porn addict
>>33278689I have to look down so I don't accidentally hit people you stupid womanlet gnome, chicken jockey cunt, fuck you, just tell me or I'll pick you up and turn you into a poodle balloon animal.
>>33278693Fair. I don't think masturbation and porn are as linked for many women as they are for many men, though. I know lots of women that love to masturbate and have no interest in porn.
>>33278649M
13
Something is very wrong with people who did it before puberty
Men, would you date somebody who has lost weight and has loose skin?
>>33278696I use my imagination. Rather would actually have sex instead.
>>33278704Yes ofc, I don't care about this
>>33278704Could you shut the fuck up.
>>33278695god they act like short people have a temper but look at this fucking stretched out gigantoid of a human having a melty on the internet because not every woman is going to hand her pussy over on a silver platter to the first ogre-man that looks at her sideways. go bump your head on a doorframe
>>33278699>Something is very wrong with people who did it before pubertyThis is bullshit. Children masturbating is not uncommon at all and it is not inspired by lust/urges but simply by touching by chance and realizing this feels good. A self-soothing ritual not unlike sucking your thumb or a pacifier. Everyone who works with very young kids knows this.
Why is Steve MRE so beautiful?
>>33278682I guess I'm just afraid of it falling apart again. I'm still dubious about our ability to calmly communicate all the time like this and how compatible we really are. I don't think I'm cut out for relationships tbb
>>33278544M
Not scientific, but looks believable to me
>>33278692Things happen, yknow?
>>33278704Depends how bad it was
>>33278714i don't know, that's why i'm begging for the story. please don't give up your creative writing arc so soon
>>33278640Variation because it's fun, although him finishing inside will always be my favourite
>>33278341>>33278381Rule breaker is a misandrist. Neuro is a giga pick me.
>>33278704Yes I would. I've seen the pics
>>33278719How do you like to mix it up?
>>33278708Ok sure.
She still refuses to tell me what she looks like so that I can avoid her like she kept asking.
>>33278704I don't know honestly. Doesn't sound very attractive. But good on her for losing weight.
>>33278544f, pseudoscience / pop "science"
>>33278723Women made books lame and gay
>>33278723>The book in question
>>33278723I do. Occasionally. What would you like me to read? What do you read?
>>33278649Female, 8 although it was random/accidental. Didn't start masturbating purposely until I was 16
>>33278729God I love pucksluts
Losing weight is expensive. I have to buy an all new wardrobe. All my pants are too big.
>>33278723how is it different from playing video games or watching movies?
I read a lot for my work, but is mostly technical documentation on some platform or application. Does that count?
Why not?
>>33278723Just can't be arsed desu
I do read sometimes though and enjoy a good book
>>33278711This is ultimately your choice. You can give it a chance or not.
It's reasonable to have fear and doubts about things working out, but you can't let that color everything if you decide to try again. You just have to put everything in and give it your best, and ask she do the same.
I'll be honest here: I almost wonder if relationships where there's a lot of problems but still a willingness to try, if they need a period where they can self reflect and be apart for a while in some ways to figure things out. Introspection is really important, knowing why you're behaving a certain way and finding ways to work around that if negative. Noticing where problems stem from are important. Being honest with eachother and true to yourselves, important.
>>33278642>>33278643>>33278648>>33278653>>33278668>>33278719Pretty surprising.
I thought cleaning the jizz from your cunt is extra work?
Why do men get so obsessive after a first date or barely knowing a girl, and then completely check out once it gets serious? I thought I was "amazing, special", that you had to lock me down?
>>33278736Because video games and movies are "bad thing you stare at" while books are "good thing you stare at"
>>33278723Men are sheep. Anti-intellectualism has spread deeply in western culture likely due to the rise of women getting degrees and out-performing men academically. As with all things, women excelling creates an insecurity in men that needs to be soothed, by devaluing anything women excel at. The men in charge do this systematically and the men at the bottom fall in line.
>>33278588Itโs the only kind Iโve ever felt somewhat good from
I feel so sick oh christ almighty just kill me
>>33278731how exactly do you do it "accidentally"?
>>33278660Anal is different, still very fun but not the same level of primal satisfaction
>>33278744I don't know, i have never closely known any girls and have never been on a date
>>33278741You're supposed to pee after and if you don't shower, your puss will just smell like stale sex. But it's still the easiest option compared to washing sticky cum off your body, let alone out of your hair...
>>33278741>What is going pee and using a wet wipe while you contract bits to squeeze it outI made this sound disgusting, but well.
>>33278748Aren't you that cat jew, of course you have such shit taste.
>>33278733I feel you, all of my clothes are too big itโs been driving me nuts
>>33278748Why do people post these cat pictures when they post?
>>33278747Not that (You) want to talk to men that read philosophy, history and non-fiction books
>>33278759>peopleIt is ONE individual shitting up the thread
>>33278741nta it is, idk why anyone says it's cleaner. way easier to just wipe it off my tits after than sit over the toilet and wait for it to drip out. am i doing it wrong?
>>33278723Idk
Books are boring
>>33278759it's an avatarfag (or discord trannies posing as a singular avatarfag)
>>33278753>>33278754I don't see what urination has to do with it.
Women don't urinate from the vagina.
>>33278739This sounds awful but desu the time apart made me realise how much I missed being single also. Having the time and energy to actually do my hobbies and just rest, not stressing about money and outings and what to wear and various other things. I don't want to get back with her and then feel like I'm trapped. I'm too much of a loser for relationships lol just wish I'd learned this sooner
>>33278761Well people or person, but who do they do that
>>33278747Erotic fiction will never be intellectual.
I'm not gonna reply to your cope reply so don't bother, just know that much, get fucked.
>>33278723I used to in elementary and middle school, and went to the public library in addition to thr school ones. I loved to read, I'd read in class and at the lunch table and at home in bed. I'd ready anything and everything that looked interesting, but novels mostly. Then one day I just stopped. I don't think I ever went to the library once in my high school
>>33278767>Women don't urinate from the vagina.Yeah I'm aware... but our urinary tracts are very short and prone to getting infected. Peeing after sex flushes out anything there and really decreases the risk for UTIs.
>>33278742Pheremones are wild, man. I love my partner's sweat smell. I know he's "stinky" in the hasn't showered and worked out way, my brain registers that and then has some rerouted wiring in place that makes it smell really good.
>>33278760I only read non-fiction and history. The difference between me and the average man I talk to is that I actually think critically about what I'm reading instead of accepting it as fact just because someone wrote about it in a book. I also read about things more interesting than the same 4 wars I spent my entire academic life being forced to learn about.
>>33278722By doing whatever he wants
>>33278775If you are the exception, good for you desu
>>33278737I don't have belt loops. I'm going to buy a pair of suspenders, but they don't go with all my pants or all occasions. And even with belt or suspenders pants that don't fit right are not very comfortable.
>>33278729I see this at Walmart all the time
Didn't know ir was hard-core smut
>>33278746do audio books count?
you don't even use your eyes for those.
>>33278767You piss after sex for either m or f to flush dead skin and other bits that were shoved into the urethra out. Pissing after uses the same muscles that squeeze your dink to contract out the wad of goo you left behind.
>>33278767nta yeah the responses to that, make me wonder how much larping is going on itt
>>33278744Turns out you weren't that amazing and special after all?
>>33278723Books make you nearsighted
>>33278747Men read like one less book a year on average
It's not that deep
>>33278787>guys thinking women are not really women because they don't know enough about the female body themselves
>>33278741No, it doesn't require any work at all lol. I can go to sleep or just carry on with my day, maybe a quick trip to pee. Anal feels a lot goopier so I need to clean myself, and anywhere on my body or face obviously requires cleaning too
>>33278781I feel similarly about watching tv/movies/games. The content of what you consume is more important than just saying you consume it. Everyone consumes media. Are you doing it for escapism, or to better yourself, or to waste time? The worst is when nerds of any gender have no identity outside of the fiction they like. I find those types to be grating and common.
>>33278747academic performance != real life performance
academia is easy for women because you just do what others tell you do. That's what women excel at.
In the real world you have to come out with solutions for problems that no one is going to tell you how to solve. The only things women are good for in a job is to complain and gossip.
>>33278744this is why I donโt trust men who lovebomb or get so obsessive at the beginning. Like the fuck you love me? the fuck you donโt. You barely know me. Almost every couple or old couple I know had a slow burning love. Those last. A guy who gets obsessed just means he was in a dry phase and the first female attention he gets he latches on because he thinks its his opportunity to fuck. Nothing else.
>>33278768Ok, a) figure out that money isn't everything and you can do free shit that's more fulfilling. B) create boundaries. That and just have designated alone time. She needs it too. We too often ignore those needs to be alone when we're in relationships because those initial uguu clingy retard behaviors early on. You have to make sure you tackle that from ghe getgo, because it can lead to ignoring your own time by yourself and resentment
>>33278543Why do all the most milquetoast motherfuckers act like this.
>>33278736NTA
Books are far closer to films.
Assuming you're playing a GAME and not a INTERACTIVE MOVIE you should be using your passive brain skills far more than you would be using it with a book.
>>33277734>>he shoots her down>Oh so confidence porn?>*laugh track*I think it's because of the age gap
>>33278747It's opposite you cunt
>>33278750Sometimes you discover sensations inadvertently, doing nonsexual things
>>33278747You mean, men are less likely to become indoctrinated by corrupt college professors and are less likely to have useless degrees like gender studies?
And why is that a bad thing?
>>33278744M
Not me personally but it reads like they just wanted to have sex with you (and you didn't put out on the first date) or there were red flags or dealbreakers that showed up later.
My experience dating women is pretty terrible too, not for those reasons though.
>>33278799Because we're boring
>>33278788So why say all that shit
>>33278791i'm a woman and don't understand how getting jizz in your pussy is "easier to clean" than getting it somewhere that you can just wipe it off. now in your hair, that's different, you have to shower which is annoying. but if it's all about cleanliness why not finish in your mouth so you can just swallow it?
>>33278802as I see it books are just entertainment and if you go to see what books women are actually reading is just gooner shit and somehow they feel superior to you because they read their gooning material instead of watching it.
>>33278795>Doing the exact thing the post mentioned
>>33278815Yes books-gooning especially when a woman mentions it. Almost always it's just gooning.
>>33278811That was before you showed your true colours.
>>33278797I think this is true. It makes me feel really bad to be lied to
state gender and give a book recommendation
>>33278813Granted swallowing it would be cleanest but it just makes me puke so that is not really an option for me.
I would pick creampie over anywhere on the body, though. The after-sex pee already means like 80% of the creampie falls out, either because of your muscles relaxing or the position + gravity. Then if you want to be golden, you can squat in the shower and flush out for like ten seconds.
Coming on my breasts means wiping it up/off while trying not to spill on the sheets. Then my skin is smelly and sticky and I need a shower anyway. And the post-sex pee is obligatory still. All around more of a hassle to me personally though I know some women find the drawbacks worse, e.g. I remember a friend who hated the smell of her own bits after being cummed in so much she made her partner wear a condom sometimes only to avoid that smell.
m or f
what's your favorite band/musician? are there any musical red or green flags when dating?
>>33278824M
I don't have good enough taste to make recommendations
>>33278808Why?
>>33278820I'm not the one who changed
>>33278824F, depends on what you normally like to read but I heartily recommend Light Years by James Salter for fans of short stories.
>>33278826F
I don't date men who listen to rap or only top 40 hits
>>33278825just get a wet wipe lmao, although it might get on the sheets a little you have a point. i think i just like that it's kind of humiliating to lay there and try not to make a bigger mess while he grabs something to clean up
>>33278824M,
Robinson Caruso and paradise lost
I want to eat this donut while on antibiotics but I'm scared it will mess up my gut microbiome. Should I risk it?
>>33278723Love these types of articles
It's just some writer trying to act superior because they read novels instead of whatever nonfiction men typically go through
It's seen quite clearly here
>>33278747Do you women schlick off to your superior complex or not?
>>33278824F
Fall of Civilizations by Paul Cooper
>>33278816men still excel on the stem fields, so women are just getting titles on inane shit like psychology, management and social sciences. If anything women themselves are devalueating their achievements by over saturating the market with useless degrees.
>>33278839Gut microbes are incredibly adaptable
>>33278839Have an apple instead
Maybe you'll turn into an apple tree
>>33278824M
Fahrenheit 451 if you like classics. It never gets attention, although I think it's more relevant than it's dystopian siblings.
>>33278826i love a lot of different music, but being really into EDM is a big red flag for me. those dudes are doing molly every weekend
>>33278835Honestly I'm very much a "sex is messy so what" person but my partner isn't, so that makes the whole trying not to spill less fun and more just a challenge.
>wet wipeI can see this for removing the residue, but if it's a full cumshot, a wet whipe isn't going to cut it, you need something that absorbs fluid and not just pushing it around. Besides my skin is ridiculously sensitive and most wet wipes give me irritation because of the alcohol and perfume in it. That's definitely just personal bad luck though.
>>33278824M
The anger trap by Les Carter
It's a self help book
>>33278842What does he have to say?
>>33278844Yea but I'm in the process of obliterating mine
>>33278849i think i just have too much bodily fluids of my own to worry about the sheets at that point
>>33278826M
Mostly Wagner and Baroque
Red flags are Screamo, Kpop, Country, Rap
>>33278797You aren't getting a good boyfriend shit testing someone constantly and going on a lot of dates before commiting, you are only delaying the inevitable and making yourself hostage in a relationship out of sunk cost fallacy.
>>33278848Molly? I hardly knew her! XD
>>33278806Like water jets in the pool, or sitting on something a certain way
>>33278855Fair! If I ever have plenty of money to spare, I want to splurge on one of those sex covers that you can just take off and throw in the washer afterwards. I also love being covered in lube or other thick gel and that's obviously not really possible outside of the shower without being a pain in the ass...
>>33278826M
Most commercial must I used to listen to are at least 20 years old at this point.
I just stopped listening music all together.
It honestly doesn't matter to me. It would be a con if they were really into music as if music was their entire personality tho, regardless of what type of music they listen to.
>>33278824f
>self helpWhy Does He Do That? (Good for either gender to read to understand how abusive people tick)
>nonfictionHow The Irish Became White (Interesting information about an influential ethnic group in American history)
>fictionDante's Inferno (extremely funny when you realize it's essentially a self-insert fanfiction)
>>33278861oh, that makes sense I guess.
>>33278865Ew the Tumblrina breached the thread
>>33278865>why does he do that?lmao, good to know only men can be abussive.
Should I wear a crucifix, males?
>>33278872Don't degrade my lord by doing that
>>33278869Anon literally spelled out that it can be read for both genders and you still got triggered...
>>33278830>I'm not the one who changedNot from your perspective. But you're right, sometimes I do change my mind.
>>33278872You catholic? If no, no.
Male anons would you date a cute girl, but hereโs the catch, she calls blueberries โblewbsโ?
>>33278884I wouldn't date a girl who spams threads and is an annoying attentionwhore even if she was a cute 10/10
I get it she ghosted me because she thought i was 'lovebombing' her by being my vulnerable self on the first date haha that's what happened
>>33278887NTA, but it's over.
>>33278879that's not the point.
>>33278890What did you say, exactly
>>33278884Only if she BLEW my berry, if you know what I'm saying.
>>33278894can't you read between the lines?
ask again and I might spell it out for you.
Women, do you like barbies?
>>33278902No, I just made them fuck then broke them. Also I'm on the internet too much because I thought that said "the rapist" instead of "therapist".
Why do youtubers keep insisting that I "stay tuned"? This is not radio. I clicked on your video for a reason, either show me the thing you were going to show me or fuck off and stop wasting my time.
>>33278882Born catholic tho, did the bullshit ccd.
I wrote that dinosaurs are still alive. :)
Can I wear jesus then?
>>33278906Why did you dissect the frog?
>talking with femanon for a few months
>she sends me pics of herself, didn't make any IMPLYING comments at all
>never felt any real romantic attraction to her and never took us talking into that direction
>at some point she stops replying, so I unfriend her after some weeks
>fast forward a year later
>I see a blogpost on 4chan clearly addressed at me where she tells me how she's been doing and told me to catch up if I felt like it
I always wondered if she had any feelings for me, since she just sent me everyday pics and vids of her, without me ever asking.
Maybe she did, maybe she didn't, but either way her blogpost after such a long time felt weird to read. It was her who ghosted me.
>>33278907Why do car wheels still have aesthetic spokes despite them not needing them? Why do modern digital cameras make a physical shutter sound? Some things are emblematic or evocative enough to warrant their continued use despite being obsolete.
>>33278910NTA, what are your reason to want to where a crucifix?
>>33278911Did I miss an obvious reference or something?
>>33278915To carry jesus with me.
>>33278900Nah I'm done asking. If you have a point, try to just make it next time. Cheers.
>>33278906Did you make them scissor?
>>33278912Forgot to ask if anybody has any thoughts about this.
>>33278723I read a lot of news. Trying to get back into reading books. Midway through blood meridian and the third dune book. No interest in nonfiction
>>33278895-great top
-your eyes are beautiful
(made out for an hour)
-we should go out again
>>33278892Weall as long as you don't post your naked body it's fine
Shitposters are annoying but not a dealbreaker
>>33278917Jesus is around you all the time. There's no need to wear jewelry to virtual signal his presence in your life.
>>33278918Can't say I'm amused to finding out your interest in knowledge is so limited.
>>33278914>Why do car wheels still have aesthetic spokes despite them not needing them?Because it makes them lighter, which makes them perform better.
>Why do modern digital cameras make a physical shutter sound?Mine doesn't.
>Some things are emblematic or evocative enough to warrant their continued use despite being obsolete.This is not one of those things.
When I'm nervous I joke about everything. I was on a date and making a lot of jokes and after it I felt like a fucking idiot. How forgiving are women for a first date?
>>33278919Not on purpose, at least. Just mashed into each other.
>>33278911nta, M
The frog was already dead when it arrived and mine had lung cancer so it was more interesting than most people's dead frogs.
>>33278826M, I probably listen to Boris, Radiohead, and King Gizzard the most. Lately it's been a lot of Black Sabbath and Frank Sinatra/Dean Martin hits. I would prefer to be with someone who is willing to give other kinds of music a shot, someone who actually genuinely enjoys music and going to live shows
>>33278924Naked body posting is a /b/ or /soc/ thing. The ATOGA equivalent of dropping nudes is vocas and handwriting pics.
>>33278929are you 6+ feet tall? they won't care in the slightest.
are you shorter than 6'? they already forgot about you.
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>>33278914>Why do car wheels still have aesthetic spokes despite them not needing them?I miss hubcaps
Pure utility, not trying to "be" anything else
But this car isn't a great example because it has a vinyl top which is trying to emulate the look of a convertible
>>33278936I'm above 6 feet and normal weight.
state gender
what's your opinion on the push of the gay agenda in media?
>>33278942F, makes me uncomfortable
>>33278826>favorite bandPirates for Sail
>red flagsDon't really have any, even the dumbest bullshit pop groups usually have at least one song that vibes well with me.
>Green flagsany folk music band from any niche audience
>>33278942M, I don't care about gay representation or lack thereof. I don't really consume standard media much anyway
>>33278798>She needs it tooWell she's a student so has a lot more free time than me
Though if I only work part-time I'll have more time
Thanks man, idk it just feels like I'm makimg excuses. Idk what to feel rn. Guess I'm afraid of leaving my comfort zone or whatever
>>33278597Virgin
I mean you're just asking if we have a Madonna whore complex
>>33278942F. I really don't ever feel like a group requires a certain amount of "representation" in media, but I really like when there's a fresh and convincingly portrayed marginalized group center stage in media without it being the main point of the piece.
Anons is anyone else terrified of developing schizophrenia?
>>33278942F
As long as itโs done well I like it but itโs usually done horribly like every other romance movie
Women if you look and/or dress like this hit me up.
>>33278951I'm not, because I have it already. My life is still good.
>>33278942Gays deserve more acceptance. Increasing their visibility and representation is a way of making that happens. Gays don't complain about a "straight agenda", so stop whinging. Live and let live.
>>33278942M
Representation is cringe
>>33278956>My life is still goodLegend
Do you take meds for it
>>33278957>Gays deserve more acceptanceWhy?
>>33278951Yeah desu, it has already happened a few times that I was really convinced about something and then I had to admit that I was just being a fucking crazy schizo. Pretty scary, makes me not trust my judgment very much.
>>33278951M
No, it doesn't seem to run in my family.
>>33278957cringe, unbased opinion.
>>33278960Yes, I take olanzapine.
>>33278230 (OP)Femanons, I liked a fem's hinge prompt about wanting to do strength training and before I knew it, I spent the entire comment giving /fit/ /adv/, but ended with a smiley face. I know I'm retarded but how bad's the damage? Is my battleship sunk?
>>33278951M, not really, I'm already late 20s so think I would've developed it by now
I am prescribed antipsychotics for something else but I only need to take them when I'm going a bit mental
>>33278968Yeah, pretty much. What makes you think she does not have access to google?
>>33278963It doesnโt run in my family either but it still terrifies me
Bipolar runs in my family and it has yet to appear in me and Iโm scared that because Iโm at the usually onset age some day Iโm eventually just go manic and completely delusional
>got replaced by AI at my job
>2 months later the AI is shit and they want me to be a "consultant"
>charging substantially more per hour for work to do my old job
>thanks to retarded tax policies + benefits I'm making like $200 more per month
>try to talk to HR and corporate about just rehiring me again
>"AI is the future anon"
Women, this probably isn't really your fault, but I blame you.
>>33278926Yeah but I'm adhd
Why do they call it a shutter when it both opens and shuts
>>33278972I got my schizophrenia from extreme stress. Almost everything that could have gone wrong in my life went wrong and I couldn't handle it and ended up in mental hospital for 2 weeks. Not a fun time.
>>33278969you are literally the most schizo poster itt
>>33278976Because it mainly stays shut.
>>33278971That's what I suggested. She was talking about classes and I said to pick groups, google exercises and proper form, and start at a decent weight before increasing, adding that she'll eant high weight and low rep for strength as opposed to low weight high rep for endurance.
>go outside and touch grass
i did and it was depressing
none of the girls approached me
what was the point of this again? i feel worse than before
>>33278972>it has yet to appear in melol
lmao even
>>33278982Anonโฆ she just said that as a prompt to start a conversation, not for you to give her a ted talk. Lets hope she can overlook it.
she mentioned she watches hasan in passing, did I do right by showing her the p diddy clip?
>>33278974what kind of job is that?
I think only midwits are capable to relay on AI completely. Something doing fast doesn't mean it was done correctly or that would be functional to begin with.
>>33278963I thought the same but ive been hanging out with my grandfather more and he'll show ne stuff like "here's the revolver your great great aunt tried to kill your great great uncle with because she thought he had been replaced by another man haha"
Men how hairy are you balls?
>>33278984Whatโs so funny?
>>33278976Because it fulfills it's purpose when it shuts. If you're talking about windows, their purpose is to protect windows from debris, and that is achieved by closing them.
>>33278991you are the textbook bipolar bitch you idiot
>>33278975how old are you?
Only think I can tell you is that if you should only be wearing a crucifix if you are living by the word and teachings of jesus, otherwise it would be blasphemy.
>>33278990Not that hairy actually, compared to the surrounding jungle. But the hair is quite long.
>>33278987Oh shit this is kinda funny.
Women, should i jerk off to real women or hentai today?
>>33278990About the same as the thinning spot on my head.
>>33278990Covered in hair about 2 inches long or so
There's more just above the penis though than on the testicles themselves
Also my ball hairs are thin and straight while my pubes above and around my penis are much denser and curly
>>33278990A few short hairs, I shave them
>>33278990Haven't shave in a good 4 months, so very hairy at the moment. Would that be a problem for you?
Women, currently how hairy is your pussy?
>>33278992I was thinking about camera shutters
But yeah window shutter make sense to be called them
Maybe the O.G. camera shutters looked like window shutters on a lens or something
>>33278951Nah, I would know by now. Prodromal symptoms start in late teens and early 20s. From what I remember, it's relatively rare to just be surprised by it. Usually people have already had signs, even before their first psychotic episode.
There is nothing more gynocentric and longhouse-esque than the concept of "restraining orders." Duel like a fucking man, pussy. If you're a woman get a man to duel on your behalf instead.
>>33279005Honestly, based woman. Being weak as a man is extremely cringe
>>33279005>surprised church girls are uptight cunts with a superiority complex anon pls
>>33279005Why am I not surprised it's a Christian woman saying this dumb bullshit.
>>33278999Kek. That proves he didn't do it though, right? Diddy apparently liked to watch while other guys went first.
>>33279009A restraining order is a duel. Itโs you against the legal system and you lost.
>>33278988Legal stuff, the AI just makes up rulings and precedent to fit what it thinks the user wants to hear. Not that much different from hiring a strip mall lawyer at the end of the day.
>>33279009>longhouseWhat is the etymology of this term as used by agartha incel chuddites
State gender, do you torrent? If you do, what?
>>33279005Women can't and shouldn't be expected to be logical. They have to be told how to act and feel.
If you ever find yourself in a position where a woman is telling you what to do she already thinks you are a loser.
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>>33278996My therapist never said she thinks Iโm bipolar though
My last therapist said that we have to wait until I have a manic episode to conclude I have bipolar
>>33279017It means social consensus, basically the tribe deciding that you fucked up and donโt deserve to belong. Longhouses were where the people met to discuss and decide on things. Because they were big. Because they were long. Ykno.
Women:
I've been told I'm a pretty charming and flirty guy online, however I'm really awkward and socially anxious IRL - what does that say about me?
>>33278942f, love the gay agenda, the gays are fun
>>33279016I see, very stupid for them to fire you like that. Hopefully you can find something else and better soon enough.
>>33278983This is bad advice, but you have to do it enough until you reach something called "derealization".
Eventually your mind separates from identifying with the NPC world, you cease to see it as "the real world". It's just "their world", or "the normie world," and it isn't any more real than other environments, it's just the self-contained social system of a bunch of extroverts who have crowned themselves as "society". You will be less depressed once you detach from them more. Doing it more will make you even more crazy but in a good way.
>>33279022you literally spend all your time here having a manic episode
maybe if they saw your posting history they would realize how bipolar you are, you just channel it online instead of living it out irl since there is nobody to yell at around
>>33279006>Maybe the O.G. camera shutters looked like window shutters on a lens or somethingThey don't have to look the same, but the perform the same function of blocking light.
>>33279018F
My husband does it for me
But mostly shows.
>>33279018nice try fbi-chan
Femanons do you hate the male anons?
>>33279005While some women are into muscles, there is ample evidence that women in general aren't particularly fond of the weight lifter look. Most women like men to be tall and fit, built like competitive swimmers, but they don't care for large muscles. The whole weight lifting thing is more intrasexual competition between men than something women ask for.
>>33279022Smart. Do not let people dope you up with random pills if they don't have a good reason.
I took all kinds of that crap just to see if it would help with depression, and from my experience, just don't take bipolar or schizo meds unless you really have those disorders. They're poisons and usually make you feel worse.
>>33279020arent you a polyamorous single mother whos been whoring around on 4chan for decades?
>>33279018sometimes, not as much as I used to. Mostly movies and tv shows.
Back in the day I torrented a lot of video games but nowadays I just buy what I want to play on steam.
>>33279020you are browsing this place that has been forsaken by god himself, I doubt you do.
>>33279005There's an infamous Popeye strip where Bluto asks Olive Oyl what he needs to do to date her, and she recommends a laundry list of things, to which Bluto replies that if he did all that stuff he could get a way better girl than her.
Church girls already suck, they should be happy to get any male attention at all.
>>33279024That you only feel confident if you have 100% control over what people know about you and how you are interpreted. Basically insecure because you know you are not perfect.
>>33279034This is nonsense btw, when you say "weight lifter look" you mean steroids
Being naturally strong is in fact appealing, the key is being lean
>>33279030NTA
that looks more like an aperture than a shutter
Where's all the bisexual BPD hottie girls with dyed hair?
>>33279033No, just slight dislike.
Sometimes I pity them.
Do men really like short women as much as women like tall men?
>>33279018M
Touhou drawings from 20 years ago
>>33279014>two guys shuffling shoes "after you" "no after you" but it's naked brown men and a hooker
>>33279033not as a whole, but some deeply disgust me or should be mercy killed
>>33279034>>33279042Well we all know women prefer a guy who's born with perfect genetics, tall and skinny and strong-looking and veiny, and handsome, like a swimmer-model. The rest of us ugly short bastards really do have to work out to get some respect.
>>33279046No not really
Men dont have a strong height preference either way unless it's their fetish
>>33279006Oh, those are called shutters because they block light to the sensitive film behind it until it's time to take a picture. The act of pushing the button opens the shutter momentarily.
>>33279050Right, because no woman ever dated any man that wasn't a model.
>>33279044Died out because they got the memo that nobody wants anything to do with them.
Do any women here know where to buy online a petticoat that has form, made from cotton only? Iโm helping my gf wear dresses but theyโre to flat and dull without.
>>33279046Depends on the man.
I feel that women seem to overlook negative aspects of a man if they are tall enough. In the other hand, just being a certain height wouldn't make a woman attractive to a man's eyes by default.
>>33279018M
Everything, because I am a NEET.
>>33279058We'd all preferred to be rich too, but we make due don't we?
>>33279053Why don't they call it an opener then
Because it stays shut but then you take the picture and it opens for a millisecond
Men
You're cuties. *smooches your cheek*
>>33279068M
>it's a trick, get an axe
>>33279057Etsy likely, If you require the cotton.
1/10 chance amazon may
Women
You're cuties. *Sticks just the tip in*
>>33279074you're a tease :3
>>33279068Girls only engage in this behavior when they're in heat. Are you in heat, femanon?
>>33279042>Being naturally strong is in fact appealing, the key is being leanYes, but the point is that this is not the typical bodybuilder look, but more something akin to what competitive swimmers look like.
>>33279050>The rest of us ugly short bastards really do have to work out to get some respect.Yes, this is actually very close to the truth. But that respect is not respect from women but from other men. There is evidence that tough looking guys are more successful romantically, but this is not because women prefer the look but because other men are less likely to interfere with a guy who looks like it would be a bad idea to mess with him and more likely to cease their own romantic pursuits when their rival is more formidable. Also, it could be that women pick up cues like other men being wary or more respectful towards tougher looking guys, so it could also provide men with status that way. However, all of this is also likely mediated by personality traits, i.e. a guy who has the type of personality that is capable of pursuing a goal such as becoming tough looking is likely also more driven, eager to pursue, etc.
I'm not saying it's not a good idea to work out: I'm saying there is no good evidence that women generally care for the gymrat look.
>>33279078That will not do.
We have to engage in heat-correction therapy NOW.
>>33278934>handwriting picsHave people done this? Would be interesting to see. Mine is horrific honestly
>>33279065Because it automatically shuts instead of manually? Or because it doesn't stay open, like a bottle or can opener? Or because it's based on window shutters also blocking out light before the invention of blinds? Don't know the exact reason, but they make sense.
>>33279082Cringey as fuck
You a fukken redditor or something kek
>>33279082sauce me famalam
Women
You're all precious queens at any size! *pinches jelly rolls*
>>33279068Haha no I'm not I'm extremely ugly shut the fuck up! *Kisses you back while caressing your other cheek*
>>33279082W-where do I sign in?
>>33279085wove is cringe
Femanons, what are your thoughts on this physique?
>>33279091It was called something like "orgasm hero". It's a korean porn comic, more of a comedy than it is actual porn though.
Basically the plot is thsi chick is a superhero that gets a power boost when she cums so she baits bad guys into raping her and then beats them up.
>>33279096Gross
What kind of fag oils himself up like that
It also looks like AI
>>33279096Very not attracted to it.
>>33279095>W-where do I sign in?I can give you the Discord handle of a qualified specialist (me) if you want.
>>33279105Holy shit kek discord groomer
>>33279105Doesn't hurt to try
>>33279106Are you the jealous femanon posters mentioned in a previous thread?
>>33279082is 2 hours not the normal amount?
>>33279046Can go either way for me, but definitely a fetish like the other anon said. Shorter women can be fun to carry around, but tall women means there's more woman to love. I just happen to be relatively tall, myself, so it's hard to find women taller than me and who would be interested in me.
>>33279106Nah I'm just bored.
>>33279109ealter341
>>33279045why spend time with people you dislike?
>>33279115Low self-esteem. It's easier for me to be around people that insult me for being a woman because in my mind they're the only honest ones.
>>33279046Men prefer to date women shorter than them but not nearly as much as women prefer to date men taller than them.
>>33279117Yeah but how can insults be genuine if they don't even know you
>>33279096looks like a failed area 51 experiment
>>33279117Do you think there is a cathartic component to this?
>>33279106>he doesn't know
>>33279128Grooming is based?
Are men aware that they have like 1/5 the testosterone levels as their great-grandfathers had at the same age? Do women realize the birth control makes them attracted to these low test men? Is humanity changing?
>>33279130>Do women realize the birth control makes them attracted to these low test men?Yeah, but I never took those, so I am not attracted to the femboys. Unfortunate.
>changing Duh, it always changes.
>>33279136If you live in the USA it's in your tap water
>>33279096Looks uncanny and gross, like he's using filters or something. I appreciate muscles and fitness, but trying to show off like that on social media is such a huge ick, it makes most guys look really insecure and pathetic
>>33279130Well, women did want to build a matriarchy and use men as domesticated cattle. Funny they're not enjoying some of the results.
Lel she didn't actually message her.
Oh well, it was all a trick, I wasn't actually gonna e-fuck her, I was gonna talk to her about Linux and try to make her install it.
>>33279130Birth control has never affected who I'm attracted to
>>33279130Is your only source that one sissification fetish image
>>33279082Korean smut hits different
>>33279153NTA but several studies have shown testosterone rates have dropped over the last few decades in the US. Mostly attributed to higher rates of obesity, lower levels of physical activity, and exposure to microplastics
>>33279153I know exactly the one you're talking about kek. Acting like men in the 1940s were taller and stronger than 80s or 2000s lol. Maybe they were more sunburnt and sinewy at best
Women what more masculine things can i start doing to make you attracted to me?
>>33279130I think most men know they are total pussies compared to men in the past, yes
>>33279164The only thing that's verifiably true between then and now is that the world IQ dropped like 5-10 points because they put lead in gasoline
>>33279165take responsibility for what is your responsibility
>inb4 what is my responsibilityeverything that is under your control
>>33279165Asking this in the first place is very unmasculine by default
>>33279093Highly debating posting that my rolls eat my thong and I don't fit in this seat because my ass is too fat.
But I will decline, politely.
Why are men such disgusting simps?
>>33279175nta but it is masculine to have self awareness and the willingness to seek knowledge about how to rise above
>>33279096Scary uncanny. Like he's gonna bite me.
>>33279173epictetus enjoyer?
>>33279176>my rolls eat my thong and I don't fit in this seat because my ass is too fat
>>33279181Iโve read some epictetus and agree with a lot of his takes, yes.
>>33279130Yes we are very fucking aware, I get spam emails from testosterone clinics daily.
>>33279083Yeh. Shit like that was fun.
>>33279176But I wanna see :(
>>33279179I agree but I don't think that's what he was asking
>>33279126Nah, just a bit of self-awareness.
>>33279186I miss those days. Now it's mostly just shitposting.
Why is all relationship advice on the internet basically this?
>Should I do this moderately inconveniencing task to make sure my husband is happy?
>OMG NO! Divorce him immediately! You're not his maid or secretary!!
>>33279170I wonder what ptfe and microplastics are doing to us right now
Anons today marks 10 years of gay marriage becoming legal the entire united states. How are we feeling?
>>33279196Iโm gonna get gay married to celebrate
>>33279194>strawman>ragebait Yawn
>>33278884Yeah thats fine but if she tells me "Can you get the blewbs babe" I'm going to pretend I misheard her and grab her titties, Then I will hand feed her the blewbs
>>33279194because it's really easy to be mean when there are not personal consequences to anything you do anonymously online.
>>33279189What do you think im asking?
>>33279196I feel like it'll be banned again within our lifetime.
>>33279186I like your cursive. Especially the J
>>33279163https://eryney.substack.com/p/maybe-its-just-your-testosterone
>>33279189because he asked to attract women, not out of a desire to rise above for the sake of it?
>>33278395>someone posted me heredelete that thanks
>>33279193We have cat poster!
>>33279170Related to that, I just read an interesting article about how the prison population is now going to rapidly drop off a cliff, since the prisoners from the crime wave of that time are finally dying or being released due to old age.
Back in the day, adolescent and young adult men were imprisoned at like 5x the rate of elderly men, but now elderly men in prison outnumber young men 2 to 1. Adolescent arrests are also less than 1/5 of what they were before 2010.
Crime is fading away. Though really, anything people do outside of a screen is fading away.
>>33279177A longwinded series of unfortunate events that led to somehow being that the only thing I can orgasm to anymore is findom
>>33279194>Girl, don't walk, RUN!>He sounds like a narcissist, my ex was one and he.......blah blah blah........>You're being abused, this is a form of abuse. Get out now.
>>33279211Y-Axis abuse should be worthy of capital punishment
>>33279220Someone asked me my weight and I told them and they called me a larp because they said I was too fat
>>33279194Modern white american women are spoiled as hell, what more is there to say?
>>33279225Still sounds like a larp
>>33279211Okay
https://rbej.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s12958-020-00575-2
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32081788/
>>33279218That reminds me, I read an article that suggested that 15-20 centuries of the the death penalty are what made Europe "docile" and whites less prone to crime in general. Basically comparing viking brutality to modern Swedes too scared to fire a gun. It also tossed in that african-americans were selectively bred as farm equipment, hence why there's two stereotypes for successful blacks: the athlete (the descendant of the field negro) and the nerd (the descendant of the house negro).
Women, is it okay that I get sweaty during sex?
It makes me feel kinda gross.
>>33279216i'm eating food, how are you
>>33279232Sometimes it's very annoying. Sometimes I'm so into the sex that I don't care.
>>33279225you can easily prove it is you if you really wanted to.
>>33279206You're asking women how to appear more masculine in a way that will make you appear to be more sexually attractive
>>33279222Cool style, yet clean and easy to read. I feel like you take notes
>>33279238Take good notes***
my therapist is telling me that i have to go google images of beautiful women with my physical characteristics
how do i explain to her that fat tall women cant find love
Hi women I need you to love me now ok
>>33279241she sounds retarded, ngl
>>33279177Consequences of foid hypergamy. These men can't get access to sex, so their brains convinced them to derive pleasure from being doormats as the second best thing.
>>33279238:D
I do take notes, the quality of those notes are still in question though
>>33279243I will never love you
>>33279241Tell her you don't need to google it, you've already taken pictures of yourself.
>>33279241Fat tall women can absolutely find love
>>33279247>polar bearsAre you racist?
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Im tired of people telling me that i dont know what kind of women men kind attractive, you guys make it absurdly obvious you like rail thin short girls with soft faces and dont say no
>>33279254>fat>hip to waist is like 0.6
Women, how many of those P Chee Bum leggings do you own?
>>33279241Fat women are kinda hot sometimes
>>33279258Your generalization is not a question. Your post is bad and clearly made in bad faith. I don't like you and think you should stop posting. That's my advice to you.
>>33279258You literally posted your tits and body and had moids drooling
>>33279258I like tall thin pale girls with perfect faces too. Everyone likes models.
but for real, if you want to understand guys' attraction, just imagine being 10 times hornier than you ever have been in your life, but every day
We walk out on the street and are attracted to, like, half the women in our age range that aren't obese
>>33279241That is the funniest advicec I have ever heard
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>>33279264Youre all fucking liars you dont like my sad boobs you all only just said that
>>33279241how tall?
how fat?
surely you can fine someone that's willing to dickin you down
>>33279258you could have the perfect body and your attitude snd behavior would still ruin it
>>33279268This is getting boring, trust me, when men want to roast a femanon, it's 10x worse than that, certain namefags left forever after a real roasting
>>33279258I have realized I have a thing for girls with heart shaped faces. Not all of them, but I'm noticing a pattern...
i googled "beautiful tall women" and these women are ugly and never going to find men i dont want to look like any of them i want to hack my feet off with a cleaver
>>33279275list top three femanon roastings
>>33279275>certain namefags left forever after a real roastingKek. 3 more to go, then there will be peace on /atoga/.
>>33279260My notes are kinda gay and dumb and stupid. These are just quotes Iโve written down.
>>33278668Male here. I think I have a breeding fetish. I get such a thrill from finishing inside her.
>>33279281which ones?
>JH >rulebreaker>jewish tranny
>>33279279QT vs Bimbo
The Birdie incident of 2023
JH licking glasses
>>33279212Partially because it was about attracting women but also because he was asking women in the first place. Men learn how to be men from other men, masculinity isn't something women can teach. He was essentially asking "women, what can I do to please you so you'll like me", which is fine but it's treating masculinity as if it's a checklist of things he can do in order to ingratiate himself with women. That's not what masculinity is, at least in my opinion
>>33279268Alright you know what, fine then.
Your boobs are ugly and I want to cum all over them so I can cover it up and stop looking at them.
I wanna kiss your tummy so I dont have to see how fat you are from a distance and I can close my eyes
>>33279287neither of those left tho
>>33279278>beautiful tall womenKek. I googled that and yeah, google is doing you dirty. That's feminist journalists' fault though, probably.
Just look up pretty much any models, you have to be tall to do runway/catwalk. They're all tall. But anyway, you are hot too so idk what you're worried about. Go google all those models and pity them for being flat.
>>33279232If you shower before hand the sweat during sex isn't so bad in terms of stinkiness.
>>33279241Tall fat women have bfs
i fucking hate porn i hate porn so fucking much I hate every man that has made me look at porn and see the kind of women they want to fuck I WILL NEVER LOOK LIKE ANY OF THEM WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT I AM GOING TO DIE ALONE
>>33279288NTA but if it wasn't related to that, "masculinity" wouldn't be "masculinity" it'd just be for both genders. Masculinity has always included all the posturing you have to do to make women find you attractive. The reason gay men are not masculine isn't because they have low testosterone, but because they just don't have to look good in front of women. A lot of what straight men do all day is try to work hard to do what it takes to get a wife. And in 2025 that's more extreme than ever.
im sorry i am completely ruining this thread i need to go do something else i am not helping anyone by crashing out and there is nothing you guys can do to help me so i need to stop pushing this shit on you bye ill come back when ive calmed down
>>33279296>therapist tasks you to search for women with similar features>comes back with pictures of porn stars
>>33279296Itโs okay because I know that I will never be with Amy either, so we can both settle for each other
>>33279296Post yourself and I'll find you a porn woman that looks like you
>>33279300Sure go ahead and take a nap. But don't worry. It's not like your posts are less fun than talking to butt pirates about ancient Roman masculinity and Marcus Aurelius and Epictetus.
>>33279294But its still stinky? :(
Why do moids like her so much?
>>33279288maybe, but we are two sides of the same coin and being a refined version of oneself is the most surefire way to get the attention and admiration of the opposite gender, so maybe asking them (not only, but too) might not be the worst idea
I donโt see how it would be a bad idea to ask men on what they think women could do to lean more into healthy femininity and refine themselves and I also donโt think men would be incapable of having valid opinions worth taking into consideration on that
besides, wanting to pass on a legacy seems to be a core aspect of masculinity and keeping your bloodline alive is one way to do that and you do need a woman for that, so Iโm not sure I agree that caring about what women find attractive is inherently emasculating
>>33279309I don't know who that is but the answer is probably that she has boobs
>>33279300>I am not bipolar>I never have manic episodesok
>>33279309This nigga lookin like the creature of goo lagoon
>>33278419height doesn't really matter for men. i mean maybe if it looked weird it would be worse
>>33279314tough but space
>>33279241I've done years of therapy for body image and eating issues and I've never had a therapist tell me to do that
>>33279299Men aren't masculine without posturing for women? Extremely cringe and beta take
>>33279230As the article stated: old numbers tend to be incomparable due to smaller samples and different sampling methodology.
Also, testosterone levels tend to be affected by all kinds of things. Even getting married can drop them. Lastly, it's important to note that the associations between testosterone and various kinds of "manly" performance metrics is murky at best.
>The results confirmed many suppositions such as basketball players being tall, weightlifters short and cross-country skiers light. The hormone profiles were more surprising with remarkably low testosterone and free T3 (tri-iodothyronine) in male powerlifters and high oestradiol, SHBG (sex hormone binding globulin) and prolactin in male track and field athletes. Low testosterone concentrations were seen 25.4% of male elite competitors in 12 of the 15 sports and high testosterone concentrations in 4.8% of female elite athletes in 3 of the 8 sports tested. Interpretation of the results is more difficult; some of the differences between sports are at least partially due to differences in age of the athletes but the apparent differences between sports remain significant after adjusting for age. The prevalence of โhyperandrogenismโ (as defined by the IAAF (International Association of Athletics Federations) and IOC (International Olympic Committee)) amongst this cohort of 231 elite female athletes was the highest so far recorded and the very high prevalence of โhypoandrogenismโ in elite male athletes a new finding.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5804043
>>33279311NTA, but in American culture it's all about power games. You have to posture like you have all the power. That's why the girlboss types make a big show of saying they'll never ask men what men think is attractive, that's disgusting, patriarchal, and pickme. And the men with that mentality say you should never ask women or do things for women, that's emasculating, longhouse, insecure, and pathetic. The truth is, our culture (maybe all normie culture) is based around hatred and power, and that's why sex and birthrates can't recover. Too much antagonism, it's like a class war. Read another article this morning about how it's good that the non-hispanic population keeps declining, since it gives room for more immigrants.
>>33279309I don't hate her. She is cute. She's just not as cute as Karlach and Shadowheart.
>>33279296post yourself alreeady
>>33279300based on your tits you are not that fat, don't worry too much about it
>>33279308Are you black by any chance? In my experience they have the most pungent smell.
>>33279309i don't even know who that is
>>33279330true, and itโs sad, itโs become a war on who can exploit who the best instead of an effort to work together
but as with everything, the worldโs corruption is no excuse for your own
>>33279328When you and me say "Wow, I appreciate the enlightened masculinity of this interesting dead philosopher or artist", that's completely different than some gir saying "wow, I love getting fucked by my masculine boyfriend! He has 7 guns, eats only meat, and drives a lifted F-150 and has bumper stickers insulting soiboys!"
Masculinity has always included a lot of ridiculous posturing, like it or not.
>>33279309I don't
Karlach supremacy
>>33279241Nobody can find love, love is a delusion caused by chemicals in the body. Work on what you can bring to a relationship instead like learning to cook for example.
>>33279296I can guarantee you that regardless of what you look like, there are women who look exactly like you or worse who men are jacking off to in porn on a daily basis. Sure, you can find the generic blond bimbos with big boobs but you can find LITERALLY ANY OTHER race, or body type as well. The porn industry is one big body positivity psyop.
>>33279241>how do i explain to her that fat tall women cant find loveHow fat are we talking? Do you have big boobs?
>>33279341>has 7 gunsfuck that one hit hard, I started with one and the others just kind of happened.
>only eats meatI do not, I eat brussel sprouts all the time, I carry them in a little bag with me
>drives a lifted F-150I drive a lifted F-450 for work, my civilian car is a Hyundai Elantra.
>bumper stickersdon't believe in them.
>>33279334>in my experienceYou've fucked black guys?
>>33279299Plenty of gay men are masculine, or at the very least have a lot of masculine traits. Sure for straight men a big part of masculinity is the desire and pursuit of women, but that's very different than "posturing" lol. Sad that you think that's all it is
>>33279341I only have 4 guns, eat fruits and vegetables, and drive a challenger.
>>33279356>I'm Asianoh shit that sucks, have you thought about corrective surgery?
>>33279366>corrective surgeryThats comedy gold, thanks for the laugh anon
>>33279368lol can you imagine?
>dude with grossly pale bleached skin and absurdly wide eyes waddles up the the gym>"Hey guys, I'm Jack Whiteman, wanna throw around the old pigskin?"
>>33279360That's not "all it is". I think it's half.
Half of masculinity (meaning, "the way men are", as opposed to women) is stuff related to being straight (and thus related to women), and the other half is virtuous ideals.
A lot of masculinity is that pure idealistic virtue, like duty, honor, service, and courage.
The rest (stuff like looks, height, charisma, social status, looking cool, posturing in front of women, etc) is related to getting a girlfriend, or keeping and enjoying one (all the virtues of a husband and father).
Basically you can have masculine monks and soldiers who die celibate, but for the average man, a pretty huge part of your life is trying to get a girl and do things with that girl.
>>33279371https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDeSyCGIzXc
>>33279371reminds me of that guy that bogged himself trying to larp as korean
>>33279314Air
>>33279316She's just having a melty b
Having episodes is my job
>>33279296Porn isn't real life
>>33279287Wtf, me and bimbo were tight lol, she left of her own accord cause she got a life
>>33279274Same, having a ciggie rn
>>33279359american detected
>>33279018Not often these days but yes
Anime mostly
>>33279241You're not fat at all though and tall girls are hot
>>33279022Don't let these retard armchair psycholosts gaslight you kek
>>33278983>none of the girls approached me. what was the point of this again?Based and Elliot Rodger pilled
>>33278974>try to talk to HR>"AI is the future anon"They're not clowns, they're the entire circus
>>33278979Schizoposting is a lifestyle, you wouldn't understand moom
>>33279377this is probably what fujos think is attractive
>>33279377He probably wanted an asian gf
I am involved in a cuck conundrum.
Dan is having sex with Ryuko. This cucks Dan's ex, Daria, for whom Ryuko is the first ever woman she's had gay thoughts. This also cucks Ryuko's open-relationship boyfriend, Dmitry, whom Ryuko has just broken up with in any case.
Dan wants to be real friends with Ryuko, not just a booty call. Ryuko does not see Dan as anything but a booty call. This cucks Dan.
Dan wants to fuck Daria (his ex). Daria does not want to fuck Dan, because she is dating Israel. This cucks Dan. However, Daria helps Dan masturbate by stripping for him and letting him grope her, which cucks Israel. (Israel and Daria are in an open relationship too).
Who is most cucked?
Girls
Why do women get so offended if they hear that a man doesnt want/like children?
>>33279404The temptation to make a a table for this logic puzzle is insane but I'm not gonna do it
Is it bad that I don't exchange contacts with people I talk to irl
I mean I want to but I just can't
I'd gladly if they asked but they don't ask
>>33279408Given she wants children, it's not a good indicator.
>>33279409fuck it it's got to be done
>>33279404You for typing so much for something that nobody's going to read.
>>33278230 (OP)I've never seen this anime btw but this one is cute
>>33279404Dan just has dubious taste in women.
Dmitry and Israel sound like they're getting cucked here.
Daria and Ryuko are hoes.
>>33279410if you are some random ugly guy, nobody is ever gonna initiate anything with you, you have to initiate everything that you want to happen
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>>33279418Good taste, shes the popular pick.
Shes from School Rumble and her name is Eri.
Picrel is my favorite cause she's a kuudere.
>>33279418LITERALLY worst girl
Nah jk I have no idea never seen it
>>33279404Oh I forgot to add, Ryuko is still pining after her previous ex who refused to have sex with her, thereby cucking Ryuko
>>33279408>women are a monolith
>>33279420What if I'm considered good-looking
>>33279377>Koreanif I was going to magically become some kind of Asian my choices would be ranked like so
>Japanese (seriously guys top tier Asians, kings of Asia if white people didn't save the rest of you)>Chinese (I love Chinese history, but mostly use my knowledge of it to be mean to Chinese men on the internet, sorry lmao)>Thai (pedo release valve for the rest of the world)>Philippine, (tiniest boobs in the world, but many family members married them, so I like them more than I should lmao)>Laotian (rebellious little brown shits, Never been there lol>Myanmar, >Singaporrean (lol you're a tax shelter)
>>33279431still probably similar. people think it's your job
>>33279433>Philippine, tiniest boobs in the worldwait really?
>>33278230 (OP)What is considered chopped?
>>33279411No. It has nothing to do with me. You donโt understand.
>my best friend gets his wife pregnant>I spend a lot of time with my best friend and his wife>they both know very well that I do not like children at all>his wife as asked me โwhen do you plan to have children?โ>I always say never because they make me feel extremely uncomfortable and I donโt want to be a father >I donโt like kids at all>she and my friend would say โaww youโll change your mind one dayโ (we are all in our 30s)>fast forward to 2 weeks ago>their kid is born>they invite me over to meet their new daughter>I donโt want to, but go out of respect>the wife tried to have me hold their baby>I say no>she puts him right in my face and say to take him>I step back and say no>she gets offended>fast forward to yesterday>go by there house and as soon as his wife sees me, she gives me this look of hate and goes into the other room
>>33279418she's best girl really, she's a tsundere and ends up marrying the MC at the end. Good taste.
>>33279438My job to be a confident extravert?
Yeah that's a possibility. Why ask a guy out who so obviously would ask you if he liked you. Kinda narcissistic but it's possible
>>33279428Monoliths are boring, become hive mind. Subsume your will into something greater.
>>33279311I do agree with what you're saying and I certainly didn't mean to imply that caring about what women find attractive is emasculating. But these kinds of endless questions ie "what hobbies/clothes/haircuts/jobs/masculine acts/etc do women find attractive" feels so passive and like a little child asking mommy for permission to do something. Men learn this stuff through observation and trial and error, the answers won't come from women on the internet. A more refined discussion is great but at this basic level the only answer is they need to look to men irl and do some reading and exploring and get their nose a little bloody first
>>33278537>>mkg & jh>having a romanceHoly fucking shit. How sad do you have to be to refer to that as "a romance". I legitimately believe that she's had deeper romances with hunks of plastic. Which isn't an insult or to suggest she hasn't had more significant romances. I'm just saying.
>>33278548>WHAT?>>33278559>being attracted to childrenUnderage teenagers. I'm an inactive hebophile, not a pedophile. Which is a distraction only creepy pedos need to make so I try to avoid it.
But children are one of the five things I haven't found arousing.
>>33278562>She flirted with him?A great deal back when I was anonymous and hadn't cheated. I consider it to have been innocent and defensible.
More recently I mentioned the stalking, she tried to discreetly call it something a long the lines of "flattering". And after I responded, my haters flew into a rage and ranted her like the beacon of moral superiority they fancy themselves as.
That's what she's done to be hated: tolerate me and admit to being flattered by me despite not finding my other actions acceptable.
My haters hate wildly, irrationally, and with blind scattershot inaccuracy. Be careful.
Meanwhile, a bit of disbelieved truth elsewhere itt is mogging the ever-loving shit out of me, but they'll never accept it.
They're hilarious.
>>33279441Personally not a fan. Actually I hate it so much I want to personally disembowel every boomer who did this to a nice Model A or merc
>>33278553>not feeling a big desire to get back together with her will impact things already, even if your reason for not feeling it has nothing to do with her/your pairing>Isn't not feeling like dating because of mental health also a very legitimate reason not to?I missed this response earlier but thanks anon, I really do appreciate the advice and needed to hear this desu <3
Like I said before I just want her to be happy, and I suppose I can try to find reasons til the cows come home but if I'm having doubts then it just isn't worth it.
I just really hope she doesn't take it personally or like a reflection on herself, I've tried to reassure her that it's not her and the right guy is out there somewhere. And at the end of the day she broke up with me for a reason and I think is just in her feelings rn.
Life goes on, I suppose...
>>33279443>ends up marrying the MC Lol I fukken wish
Wife wants me to sell the pokemon card collection.
>>33279457You should listen to wife
>>33279457The question is "Why?"
It matters.
But also it's a seller's market rn.
>>33279457pokeman cards are gay jap weaboo shit. You should collect american memorabilia like stamps or baseball cards like a true american.
women
How common is it for a girl to own a dildo? Is it something girls talk about? Do you know if your friends own dildos?
>>33279466Holy based
I read this in Bandit Keith's voice
The AC in my apartment has been struggling lately, and last night it totally gave out. I texted my landlord and they were going to get the HVAC guy out here today. When I came home from work, I saw they had been here since my breaker box was open, but my AC still wasn't fixed. I assume they ran into an issue or something, like they needed a part, but they never texted me to let me know. Would I be wrong to text and ask what's up? I mean I don't think they forgot about me. I just really hope it gets fixed soon. It's 82 degrees in my apartment right now.
>>33279467Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough. Ergo, 100% of all women (indeed, all people) have at least one dildo.
>>33279477What if shes not brave?
>>33279477You know what I mean. Actual dildos. Is it something girls talk about?
>>33279474Yeah text them man, kinda shitty for them to not bother updating you
>>33279474Nope you would not be in the wrong to ask them.
>>33279457Don't sell it yet. Your wife's a bitch
>>33278230 (OP)Their end is destruction, their god is their belly, and they glory in their shame, with minds set on earthly things.
>>33279445yeah in my experience everyone acts like that, even with me (obviously not a confident extrovert). Lot of people just assume if you aren't initiating things, you don't like them.
>>33279477you don't talk about your friends about shoving hairbrushes up your pussy, do you?
>>33279440Yeah. Some asshole posted a picture of his Phillipine exgf her boobs looked small and odd on another thread.
t. Odd booblet
Women have you ever yourself or heard another girl or woman unironically use the word "dreamy" to indicate a male is attractive? I feel like it was a constant thing in 90s and aughts cartoons but I never heard it irl.
>>33279498>t. Odd boobletHow odd are your boobs?...
>>33279498What you don't like about your boobs is probably a reason why someone would like them if you embrace it and stop being insecure about it.
It's the things we are insecure about that make us unique.
>>33279503lmao the mad lad did it. thanks for the visual representation
I wonder whether women tend to purchase bigger cucumbers.
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>>33278480nothing wrong with loving the love, you really don't need to get horny all on your own, you might also find it happens eventually later on. i liked my gf, but i only really felt crazy about her when she was going crazy over me, like wow I actually LOVE you and feel super glowy and stuff kind of crazy. but if she wasn't crazy i wasn't crazy either, it never happen on my own, but she actually would get like that on her own. normally i would just like her, cuz I mean, I do like her. I "liked her because she liked me."
eventually both our feelings have grown more and more, and now I can even get crazy on my own, so I'd say it worked out and is completely fine. our relationship is better than everyone elses i think. but those selfserving one sided love where she obsessed over me was the most profound if you ask me. its fine for your love to be extremely selfish. mine is, it has worked out too well for me to think there is anything at all wrong with it, even before my love grew enough to stand on its own. Its WAY better being loved than loving, and I can't understand anyone that wouldn't chose it if they had the chance.
it might maybe be that you're sexually selfless, thinking its hotter for him to please himself to your body, than him trying to please you, which is very good thing if you ask me, men are always holding back, but they actually love to be selfish if you let them. its wayyy lewder when its like that, would recommend letting him do whatever he wants without holding back, cuz it could be thats what you really want.
Girls
Iโm scared to start having sex because Iโm scared of getting a girl pregnant. I donโt trust condoms or if the girl takes the pills so Iโm been abstinent. The thought the possibility of something going wrong and her getting pregnant stresses me out so much that sex is just highly stressful and anxiety inducing for me
>>33279500NAG. I think Grey's Anatomy used it to death.
>>33279309I don't know. That game won't run on my potato.
>>33279493So wouldn't that mean that they don't like me since they won't intimate either? Or is it just some thing that most people believe in spite of being obviously not true if you think about it
>>33279518So it must be a boomer thing that cartoons preserved. Like Etemon and Johnny Bravo being Elvis.
>>33279451>My haters hate wildly, irrationally, and with blind scattershot inaccuracy. Be careful.Yeah, being a self righteous cheater and narcissist who likes underage teenagers (you said it, not me) that acts as if they're objectively right while making no introspection whatsoever is nothing to hate.
>>33279485>>33279486>>33279492Said they meant to text me earlier but didn't hit send. They've got to order whole new indoor and outdoor units and they'll know by the morning how long it will take. I will be very uncomfortable in the meantime but I guess there's not much that can be done about that.
>>33279523Give me advice or your thoughts
My dihhh in te christmas pork
>>33279532Fun fun
I'd probably sleep outside jej
Wet grass is better than nothin
>>33279534same energy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7VCo1VXpuc
>>33279533Stop being scared
>>33279532If you can, you may want to look into a small portable unit.
>>33279542How do you not worry about getting pregnant?
>>33279516stick it in her butt
>>33279533Don't have sex.
>>33279505Yeah but he and another anon were trash talking about how her boobs looked weird and small. Ngl my boobs look like hers
>>33279547Poop comes from her anus anon. He'll get poop stuck on his pp and get worms
>>33279550The internet is not real life, your partner will hopefully love you and not see you as someone to abuse for fun.
>>33279545I don't have sex
But if I could I'd use an iud
>>33279553Anon when has that ever happened?
Who up thinking about that time Mia Khalifa took BWC in a hijab
>>33279559What? Love?
It's all around us, many people are in love.
>>33279567Mia Khalifa is mid actually
>>33279567That bitch is ugly as fuck stop reminding people she exists
Tall femanons, any tips for Manlets on how to initiate a kiss with a girl significantly taller?
I have a date with one, we might not be sitting down.
>>33279575Not a tall femanon, just kiss her when you're both sitting in the car
>>33279579Well yeah that is the easiest, but these days the women usually isn't picked up and driven on a first date.
It still happens though, I have done that on a first date with a tall woman.
>>33279585lmao
When will manlets ever learn...
>>33279585Nah ill stand normal and ill wear those super thin sole barefoot shoes to maximize the height difference
I got some new knives. I am happy :)
>>33279585Not even close, he's insecure about his height and I'm more secure than fort Knox.
>>33279585His calves probably look like nutsacks
>>33279554but even that is not 100% safe. If it failed you would be fine with having a kid? I canโt accept having a kid, so Iโve been avoiding sex
>>33279597I'd get an abortion
>>33279601Would you really?
How did this bald dude manage to bag a blonde hair blue eyed white stacy?
stacystacystacystacystacystacy
Just picked up a pizza from the joint
Girl was so hot holy shit
She thought I was trying to steal the pizza when I tried to take it but I already paid online
God I think I blushed when that happened so embarrassing even though she apologized for the mistake
Women, would you date a guy who occasionally gets delusions of grandeur from his manic highs?
>>33279605they both were cray cray
>>33279605Hes handsome and possibly has a good personality
Bald isn't a death sentence
>>33279628He was 5'8 and broke.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLK2_VTN12j/
great, now Im jealous of big penis men again.
>>33279628He murdered her tho
>>33279630What does that have to do with anything
Why do you intentionally demoralize yourself
>>33279632>Linking an 18+ restricted video to the website notoriously known for not liking accountsYou stupid nigger
>>33279632Ngl if my gf ever teased me about my penis size I'd bash her skull in
>>33279605Idk must have money or a really good personality lol
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>>33279640hey, im white
Its many women going "wowwwww" about the big dicked zombie in 28 years later.
do women get jealous like this of big tittied and assed women in movies when men go crazy about them?
>>33279650Dude literally only had roughly $20,000 to his name when he died. He was just dark triad af.
>>33279651>>33279632Never believe women when they say that average is okay
It's not and they resent you for it
>>33279655When talking to their friends they will never describe you as big but they will say "its enough"
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>>33279653Bro must've been a good manipulator then
>>33279605Man looks kind of jewish, so the woman is either a jewess with nosejob and bleached hair or a prostitute he decided to marry (which he evidently regretted).
I have a date for a goth rave.
>>33278797My ex did this to me desu, I questioned why she liked me so much despite barely knowing me... but we did get on really well
>>33278517Now my gut feeling is telling me the opposite and that I should take her back
Like maybe her un-dumping me is a sign
I should be grateful anyone likes me at all desu, nobody else has ever loved me in my life
Fuck it I'm calling her in the morning and will do what she says
>>33279671>Goth>No bright colorsEpilepsy warning
>>33279667She was a young Aryan freespirited almost gigastacy.
>>33279677You haven't gotten back together with her yet retard?
>>33279575Punch her in the gut so she bends over.
https://files.catbox.moe/89hlwb.jpg
>>33279632can someone mirror this? I don't have an instagram account.
Watch any good true crime documentaries lately, femanons?
>>33279692Dont worry, its not worth it or worth interacting with
>>33279680Ah wait, this is that case of the van life couple.
If I remember correctly, people were saying that she cheated on him or was going to leave him.
>>33279696I'm curious, can you at least screenshot it for me? :3
>>33279700No, post armpit and I'll do it though
>>33279682It's only last night that she said she wanted me back and we've chatted a bit today. I was honest about my apprehension (but that we could still be friends) but idk. We are both mentally ill kek
M
What would it take to be a good boyfriend? A good father? I've reflected on my life these past few days, and to my dismay I feel that I have been raised gelded, that there's parts of me that are just missing. Spiritually, emotionally, that sort of thing. I can't envision myself being intimate, or having a woman. When I could, they always tend to be ugly or malformed to some way. I can't think better for myself in terms of my (to-be) employment. One of the uglier things I've realized is that to some extent, I don't think I've actually done anything out of my own desire. I've tried, hell I've tried so hard to grow out of the shadow of my own parents. I can't imagine any life where I would be fulfilling to be with and it gives me great sadness. I threw my youth away to be broken and I marched along willingly.
>faggy blogpost over
>>33279706Full send brother, it'll be good for you
>>33278243As long as nothing too fat it's also good to exercise that goes for both gender
>>33278269smart kind
>>33279711>Full send brotherWhat does this mean
>>33279711Also I can't even afford to date her lol, I have no money or job (have another interview in the morning but only for a part-time thing)
I mean she doesn't care about that but I feel guilty
>>33279721Just do what, get back together? I don't know if it's a good idea
>>33279725>Just do what, get back together?Yes
>I dont know if its a good ideaDont care, do it anyways. You've repeatedly shown that your ability to make decisions is questionable.
>>33279707M.
>What would it take to be a good boyfriend?Not letting yourself be pussywhipped, putting the woman in her place, and making her be kind and gentle to you so you can be kind and gentle to her.
>A good father?Wisdom. Teaching your kids all the skills and knowledge they need to succeed, or at the very least giving them the resources and encouragement so they can learn the skills and knowledge by themselves.
I think these are the basics. If you fail these, you fail the rest: your woman will hate you and use you, cheat on you or leave you; your children will grow up groomed by jews on the internet and turn into fags/trannies/incels and useless insufferable whores.
>>33279663I've never really cared about how tight I was, but the last guy I had sex with kept commenting on it and the complimentary tone did make me feel good.
>>33279726no one, you two are obviously incompatible
>>33279726Both of them are wrong.
Good relationships revolve around compromising.
If you give at the first sign of an inconvenience you will never find someone to share your life with.
>now I read that women talk about "boyfriend dick"
it's blackpilling time!
>>33279732the joke of that image is that a woman telling a guy "dont worry big penises hurt" to comfort him about his size is clearly a white lie.
>>33279736if you have a big dick, you gf's friends will know about. Even the ones she meets after breaking up with you.
>>33279736f, i've never heard of this and no one i know talks about thisit, but im sure you will ignore me because you are just here to demoralize and spiral and spread propaganda
>>33279741Big penises do hurt, though.
>>33279746nta they literally want to crash out over bbc. you can't stop them, it's a pre-cuck-porn ritual for them
>>33279745Im not here to spread propaganda nor demoralize. Im actually doing the opposite, fishing for comments like yours who actually lift my spirits a bit. The anon that posted above you is doing something similar I think, or maybe he's actually trrying to demoralize idk
>>33279726Left, clearly. On top of the fact that you have to be retarded to vote that way, demanding that people you date have to vote the same way that you do is also retarded.
>>33279746even if they hurt, I see posts all around social networks about women talking about big penises like they're arousing. I once read that a woman said the best part of big dicks was that they turn her into a slut and sheeeeit
>>33279746hurt in a good or a bad way?
>>33279728>do it anywaysI'm just barely coping in life rn as it is, adding a relationship back into the mix will only add more stress
Like if I was in a better position mentally and circumstantially, then sure I would be more relaxed about it
Maybe I am just overthinking this but it just doesn't feel right. I don't want her or anyone to have to deal with me anymore
>>33279747It can't all be a fetish thing.
>>33279751Big dicks are arousing. And so are normal dicks. I can find specific things fun and hot about any dicks from 4" to 7", assuming proportionate girth.
>>33279751have you considered that media twists narratives to sell you products? making you insecure and miserable is a huge part of selling products, because then they sell you the lie that buying x product will make you happy. it isn't always straightforward. the point is to make you feel insecure. happy, secure people don't need to prove themselves in other ways that involve spending money.
>>33279760>7 >BigI shiggle the diggle my niggle
>>33279755Both. Sometimes at the same time.
>>33279726>rejecting someone because of muh vooootingKek
>>332797655 is the global average isn't it?
>>33279760well that doesn't sound that bad. Still, everytime women talk about a nice dick (for example the movie one I posted an IG post earlier here), it turns out to be a giant dick. I dont seem to ever see public liking of average dicks to be honest. not trying to argue.
>>33279762What product makes your dick bigger?
>>33279770The global average is like 4.5 lol
>>33279765You take a 7" cock from a guy with the stamina to pulverize you for half an hour straight and tell me it isn't painfully big.
Can sex workers and prostitutes be based?
>getting that bag
>most make the most amount of money when the clothes stay on
>lots of compliments and flattery from hideous men
>some enjoy the fake/fantasy aspect of it all, some enjoy real authenticity
>just either selling a fantasy, companionship, and sometimes sex
>getting money from porn-addicted losers
>we are THE escape and relief, for men
>dick rates are easy money
>we are goddess and they are there worshiping us
>a lot of our customers are married or partnered, actively hate their partners, and don't feel shy about complaining to us about stuff like how their wife got "fat" and "ugly" after having a baby or is "old" now, so they find something better
>these are the men who canโt function properly with a woman in real life in some way or another so have to resort to a cam site
>just easy money
>girls won't step on you to get ahead and won't be creating dog eat dog way of working, very female empowering
>pretend to cum and get horny on command but also drool over their vulgar comments just because
>>33279762i understand that, but im talking about women posting about big dicks on the internet, not about some shady commercial
>>33279529>being a self righteousFalse. I'm arrogant and correct, that's not the same thing.
>cheaterTrue, past tense but still true.
>narcissistFalse
>who likes underage teenagersTrue
I also am attracted to lots of adult women. I don't interact with them either.
>acts as if they're objectively rightTrue.
This is because I usually am. I tend not to act that way when I am not. Most of the time anons think I am wrong, it's because they're responding to what they believe rather than the actual words I post.
>while making no introspection whatsoeverFalse
>is nothing to hate.True. Getting emotionally invested in complete strangers posting on the internet is not worth it, especially attention seeking tripfags.
You're only 57% accurate. That's a failing grade, anon.
If you're going to keep at this, git gud
>>33279778I'm not reading all of that.
>>33279775google "how to make my dick bigger" to see how many products exist for this lmao cmon bro. don't play fucking stupid
Why do so many men raised by single mothers go on to hate women despite their dads being the ones who walked out on them?
>>33279777>neither the stamina nor the 7" cock.grim
>>33279784Their dads were usually right.
>>33279781I'm not reading all that either.
>>33279779yeah. why are you watching them? are you seeking them out (your fault)? or is the algorithm, which is tailored to sell products, showing it to you?
also, I cant get my gf to cum. My hands get tired from fingering her, IDK what position to take to be honest. shes also very shy when it comes to sex so theres not a lot of things to propose.
>>33279784Idk I wasn't raised by a single mother so I don't hate women
>>33279773Giant dicks are very aesthetic, if you ask me. It was really hot to just play with it, feel it in my hands and on my body, etc. Not saying the actual penetrative sex was bad by any means, but I did end up wishing I had asked for him to be a lot gentler.
>>33279785Can you hold your breath for a while? Do you have a sittable face?
>>33279778being a sex worker for even one week as a camgirl will blackpill you on men forever
>>33279788neither, a girl I sexted with liked that IG post and it was shown to me because of it.
>>33279795mfw reading that
>>33279694only if you count war movies and shows as "true crime" or "documentaries"
>>33279795You trying to make us suicidal on purpose? Actual forget it moid hands
>>33279800Idk what that reaction means.
There's that one femanon who is adamant that "average size is fine" but then always has to add that big dicks are way better like that's supposed to help my insecurity
>>33279778Is this Dainty Wilder kek
>>33279784I have never hated women but my single mom was unfortunately abusive so I still have some fear being intimate
>>33279800yeah, that's the IG algorithm showing it to you, idiot. unless you were stalking her likes, which means, you did it to yourself, idiot.
>>33279778evaluated from an isolated, individual point of view they are doing the right choice by optimizing how much resources they get by utilizing the assets her genetics have given them optimally.
from a more broad context, taking in account society as a whole. They are just throwing they are exchanging their prospect for meaningful relationships in their future for financial benefits now. No man on their right man will settle for a sex worker, the mans that do are probably losers that they won't be attracted to to begin with.
>>33279805lol just looked at some pics i had generated a few years back. it doesnt mean anything really other than feeling sad about reading that .(
Why has it been so long since I've had my penis, tongue, or fingers in a woman's vulva? Nearly two years now. What am I doing wrong that this is not more common?
>>33279778They could be if they used the insane amount of money they make on investments and family/friend wealth generation instead of wasting all of it on stupid luxury bullshit like retards.
Most of them are also actually controlled by a man, be it a pimp or a husband taking advantage of her money or again a propagandist/jew selling her bullshit at extreme prices. Not to mention that they are essentially cumdumpsters, which is a great service for men who have no place to dump their cum, but cumdumpster regardless.
>>33279781>Getting emotionally invested in complete strangers posting on the internet is not worth it, especially attention seeking tripfags.The funny thing is that you think we're emotionally invested in hating you or something. That's not the case, I just find your character so comical that I can't help but point and laugh every time you show up. Again, your arrogance makes you overestimate the influence you have.
>>33279804How am I making you suicidal by saying that big dicks' biggest upside is the non-functional aspect of it? I'd rather have rough sex with a normal dick than have to ask for gentle sex with a big dick to be at the same level or soreness.
>>33279814You're not doing whatever it is you did two years ago
>>33279797I kinda look like jeremy sisto in six feet under mixed with louis garrel
>>33279806nta seems like you are just looking for a reason to crash out to me.
>>33279814>Nearly two years nowYou realise for most of the guys here it's their entire life
>>33279824At this point I just find it funny
JH is the only one who actually can prove she likes average size
>>33279784Guess whose fault it was that the dad left to begin with?
>>33279820nta but big dicked guy still got to smash hard and you boosted his confidence by basically cherishing his cock, he probly felt like a king after fucking you.
>>33279806Your mistake is thinking that a woman cares about not making you feel insecure.
>>33279820Nta but you described how much better it was aesthetically and didn't even say it was bad physically
Why the hell wouldn't that depress us?
>>33279806Like I said a million times, there are things to gush about for every size and shape. If you're so obsessed with what you don't have, you'll never make what you do have work for you.
>>33279829yeah i mean im not gonna sit here and pretend im not a size queen
>>33279834Something needs to be bad compared to what you have to make you feel good? Why can't you simply accept that both are good in different ways?
>>33279834And then I talked about how much I love rough sex with dicks on the smaller side. Knowing we can both be as rough as we want without me having to worry about getting nauseous from being bottomed out in is a huge upside.
>>33279777This is why men should be pegged once in a while
While my AC is broken, would opening the windows help? Or would the hot air coming in make things worse?
>>33279773anyway, like i said here. Theres always public appreciation for big dicks among women. There seems to be no public appreciation of average dicks ever.
With men I see us appreciating all types of (Attractive) bodies.
again this is not to argue, but to ask if there's really no way average dick could be apprecitated outside of "he's my bf and i like his penis"
>>33279843It'll only help if outside is cooler / less humid than inside.
>>33279840nta but can we talk about dicks that are too big actually press on your anus in a weird way that makes you feel like you might be shitting yourself?
>>33279845Anon, appreciation is always conditional.
>>33279843if you have double hung windows you can open both the top and bottom and itll generate a draft and cool it better
>>33279777nta i do this every night multiple times, can i get a hell yeah?
>>33279843Go to the dollar store and get yourself a little hand fan like a jap or a Victorian lady. Then you also get to enjoy the cool ac of your car
>>33279784I know someone like that, and it's because his mom was a drunk piece of shit too
>>33279835But I'll never be a 10
5 at best
>>33279851what are u talking about?
>>33279847If you mean like during PiV and it's internally putting pressure on your rectum, yeh. But I like buttstuff and I know it's not actually shit so it's not a bad thing to me.
>>33279858yeah, like, piv sex. that's the point where i consider a dick "too big" but that's usually like a girthy 8+
>>33279853How are you still alive?
>>33279860Hi Bored, I'm Exhibanon.
>>33279860wanna play some vidya? what are you into?
>>33279821I mean at the time I had my last hookup I was ridden with anxiety and thought I was dying, so make of that what you will. I'm also fat now and I wasn't then.
>>33279860if i post a link will you look at it
Idk how anyone has a relationship to be honest
You have to accept your inadequacies and not be bothered by your partner's better experiences
why do women get jealous of better looking/better body having women ? Most men go for every kind of body sexually speaking.
>>33279864i love my mans dick and we're both former sluts so
>>33279868As long as it is https, yea
>>33279863>but that's usually like a girthy 8+Never been with a guy that big, but I've seen a couple in clinic. I've always wondered if men that big had issues with getting fully hard, but I obvs never asked.
>>33279861i have one i dont feel like doing it rn
>>33279865hi exhibanon
>>33279866nno thanks
>>33279868if its sus i wont
>>33279871>Most menWomen don't care about most men
>>33279781The reason I dislike you is because at first I thought you were eloquent and charming - and you inevitably segued from that impression into coldly broadcasting that you are a psychopath who has concocted plans to murder and rape people. No offense, but you have something wrong with you that needs fixed.
I took a four hour nap and the nausea is coming back I think I called out for no reason but I think I would've killed myself there. Forgive me for being lazy
>>33279843Put feet in bucket of water
t. euro
>>33279872If loving a dick could magically make me take it, that would've been very convenient. But I think it has to also take some practice and at least a little bit of lucky genetics.
>>33279880Sounds like a good reason then
>>33279869my inadequacies dont bother me
and everyone on earth has better experiences than me, just like everyone on earth also has worse expereinces than me
i'm not in a relationship simply because of an irrational fear of opening up. of putting myself at risk and of letting go
>>33279857That you have to offer something or be useful somehow. People won't appreciate you just because.
Stop talking about big dicks and start talking about normal 6โ dicks please
>all women itt have had a massive cock inside them
It's over
>>33279874i've been with a couple guys i would consider very large (7+) and they never seem to have trouble getting/staying hard, but they all had trouble coming because they just took forever and knew they were hurting the person they slept with if they went on too long.
>>33279883But I wasn't nauseous during working hours I didn't feel good but I probably wouldn't have thrown up but I was scared driving would trigger it
>>33279885so basically big dicks "offer something" but average dicks don't. That's more or less what I feared.
>>33279869Basically, deluding yourself into thinking that the person you're dating actually likes you and appreciates you, despite the fact that they're most likely judging you almost all the time.
>>33279841If men were pegged at all we would be crying and screaming that 3 inches is huge.
Thinking about forcing myself to be ace
>>33279869>Idk how anyone has a relationship to be honest>You have to accept your inadequaciesYeah neither do I honestly kek. Never had any kind of relationship that's lasted long or been successful, it's too much work and stress. Sucks to miss out on a big part of le human experience but I think some of us are just too broken for it.
>>33279887sorry i'm a size queen. i can't help you here. small enough dicks i can't even feel
Is 6 inches big? It didn't hurt but it sounds big
>>33279894But anal isn't really the point and most women don't like it. So you're retarded.
>>33279873nvm then i didnt realize it was http
its this cool website that is a directory of random photos
dunno how they got there
i havent found anything nsfw yet
>>33279891Anon, you're imagining meanings to be insecure, at this point. If anything, big dicks offer less by default, because they can put someone in the hospital if used wrong.
>>33279890Whatever. You took time off to preempt the sickness and now you can continue to nurse yourself hopefully well enough to get back to work soon
>>33279904but the point is big dicks are publicly appreciated, like in that ig post i posted here.
>>33279894Sometimes my old friend from high school (AFAB enbie) invites me over to their trailer to get pegged with a vibrating strap-on while the husband babysits their son in town. It's a decent arrangement. I've been pleasured in the ass by this person more than anyone else in my life.
>>33279901Stop being disingenuous and gay
>>33279895Based, same here, need to crush the sappy, pathetic part of myself
Godspeed to you anon, hope you're successful
How come women encounter 7-8 in guys so easily if they're so rare
>>33279899personal scale? 1-2 micro, 3-4 small, 4-5 average depending on girth, 5-6 can be average or big depending on girth, 7 is big, 8 is huge, 9 is monster cock
>>33279909I came from the gutter and I'm still here.
>>33279899Does it look big?
>>33279904nta but if big dicks are openly liked, they offer you at least more chances to get girls
>>33279914It is rare. But men and women only really talk about penis size in this context. So the big ones are noteworthy and get brought up more.
Are you down with the sickness?
>>33279912Just have sex already you fakecel
>>33279921I want to kill myself, unironically. Cried last night thinking about it. Will do it again.
like, i remember one mardi gras or some party 2000s filming of a group of women trying to see the dick of a nude guy (it was all fun and games but the dude was covering and laughing) and one of the girls came out of seeing it holding her pinky finger and making a face
smaller dicks are a disgrace to have on public, idk why people act like average is fine.
>>33279917Ew? The gutter made you cum?
>>33279916>6 can be big depending on girthHow does 5.5โ girth sound
>>33279887I like average dicks. I've got a pretty shallow vagina and anything over 6.5 is going to constantly be hitting my cervix.
>>33279921OH WAH AH AH AH
>>33279920>It is rare. But men and women only really talk about penis size in this context. So the big ones are noteworthy and get brought up more.so basically my point again!
>>33279845
>>33279925don't show your dick in public then you shrimp dicked moron
>>33279906The only reason you see them publicly appreciated is because women know men like it. In the same way, you hear a lot of women using small as an insult, because they know men dislike it. In what context would a girl be saying "Oh fuck yeah, your average size is so amazing"? You'd pretty much never hear such a thing, because many guys would just immediately be upset by even being called average.
>>33279919I assure you mine has not magically opened doors that would have otherwise been closed.
>>33279923How am I a fakecel kek, I'm more of a truecel than most of you posers
>>33279926>How does 5.5โ girth soundNta
That's well above average and actually ideal.
>>33279933You literally did coke off of milf tits
>>33279918It looks normal
>>33279932>"Oh fuck yeah, your average size is so amazing"? You'd pretty much never hear such a thing, because many guys would just immediately be upset by even being called average.my point is no woman would ever post an ig thread about checking that zombies dick if it was average. Meaning that no woman sees an average dick and think "thats nice" or something, unless they're a partners.
What are asexual people like?
>>33279822i guess she didnt want my face
>>33279934>well above averageWe are SO back
>>33279927Hypothetically would 6โ fully inserted be enough to gently apply pressure to your cervix?
>>33279941attention whores, all of them.
>>33279941They don't exist. Just mentally ill.
>>33279944>>33279946Oh. So it's a lie? I never met anyone who says they're aseuxal so I was curious.
>>33279932>I assure you mine has not magically opened doors that would have otherwise been closed.No offense, but how the fuck would you know that? Has a girl ever told you "I wasn't sure about having sex with you until I felt your bulge?"
>>33279939I don't know what you're referring to. I won't try to argue that big ones aren't fetishized, but most of those with actual experience with them will tell you it has as many cons as it does pros. And most women love the dick of their partner. Why do you care about what strangers think of it?
>>33279941Coping uncles or normal people that simply do not understand themselves. This is a friendly reminder that a lot of asexuals still have sex. Same goes for demisexuals
>>33279933>truecelI usually don't really give a fuck about aby of these terms or the retards that use them.
But feeling particularly shitty today, hearing someone who has had what I want the most, claim that he somehow has it worse, is fucking insufferable.
>>33279941Frustrating when you're in love with them.
>>33279951Because I'm still a virgin. It's not a magic wand.
>>33279953>Why do you care about what strangers think of it?women like to know their bodies are appreciated, even if not by their partners. not all women, but some. well, ,Im a guy who wants to know if his body/parts are appreciated too, even by complete strangers.
>>33279921I don't know what that means but I'm having another moment where I realize how terrible am I and always have been.
I hate what I've become and everything I could ever be. I hate this world that simultaneously bores and overwhelms me at the same time.
It's like playing a game that you suck at, but you're making no progress and you get no small wins to make you want to play more.
It's a slog.
If I'm doing well it's a lie.
If im in a bad spot, I'm actually doing fine and never had any challenges and should just shut up and keep trudging.
I'm facing the music.
>dating app girl stopped messaging after she asked me where im from and i told her "im from x, are you from y? it says so on your profile"
it's over.
If you could create a plant that is any color you want, what color would you choose?
>>33279962Of course it doesn't work magically just like that. But just because you haven't had sex doesn't change the fact that girls probably would be more receptive if they saw that you have a big dick.
>>33279963Well, you'll have to learn to live with the reality that it's not the case, because women don't typically care for the dicks of strangers. Statistical anomalies might draw some attention, but I'm sure there are lots of things you aren't a statistical anomaly in. Being fixated on them isn't doing anything for you. Focus on what you do have rather than what you don't have, or you'll just live a life full of regrets.
>>33279973I think a white plant would look good in my room
Where do women that prefer average sized dicks hang out?
>>33279977Would it be ghostly translucent white or fully opaque white
>>33279973I want that recently discovered intense blue green color, even though I couldn't see it
I think for women (as a woman) they only like big dicks because it's a feat if they take it, it has nothing to do with actual pleasure. Its like how we brag about handling period cramps or labor, it's just an impressive thing to say
>>33279984The one that would look the least dead
Translucent sounds cool
>>33279982the average dick women take is 6-8in
>>33279982They don't exist
All the women on here who aren't size queens are just men
Anons, how many of you went outside today? Is it nice where you are?
>>33279975ok, so average dicks aren't arousing for women on a vacuum. that sucks.
>>33279992that doesnt make any sense
>>33279995>All the women on hereIm talking about in real life
>>33279982>Where do women that prefer average sized dicks hang out?That's most women; so almost anywhere.
Femanons, has a guy you've had a crush on ever hit you with the "You're a really good friend" line?
State gender
Would you have sex in an abandoned building during urbex?
And if so, how much of a fantasy is it for you?
>>33279986speak for yourself. i enjoy big dicks, it's not about bragging rights. everyone is different and likes different things
>>33279819>I just find your character so comical that I can't help but point and laugh every time you show up.If you're posting like this
>>33279529 then you have a bizarre method of expressing amusement. Posting inaccurate reasons to hate me without an element of mirth is truly a weird way to show how amused you are.
>>33279787>I'm not reading all that either.At least you are consistent in your illiteracy.
>>33279986Was this post written by a larping moid trying to gaslight because
>Its like how we brag about handling period cramps or laborLiterally no one does this. Everyone either pops an ibuprofen or complains about their self diagnosed pcos
>>33279974That probably is holding a lot of weight. At the end of the day, dick size doesn't matter that much when it comes to getting a partner. It's not like I can just whip it out to girls walking down the street and catch their attention like I'm going fishing. And if there was a girl who only made the decision to sleep with me BECAUSE she found out I'm big, I frankly wouldn't be interested.
>>33279998Dicks in general aren't arousing for women in a vacuum. It's their partner's dick they care about.
>>33280000They don't exist irl either
How do i get a gf for every day of the week?
>>33279973>If you could create a plant that is any color you want, what color would you choose?Coppery-gold.
>>33280014Ask more girls out.
>>33279973Blue with purple highlights.
>>33280009>Dicks in general aren't arousing for women in a vacuum. It's their partner's dick they care about.>>33279651
>>33280006But you still feel cool for being able to "handle" them or whatever
>>33280008What are you talking about I know I've done it and I hear other girls do it all the time. You can be in pain and still proud of yourself for having done it, I had a lot of Gen X coworkers who would tell everyone how horrible and long labor was like once a week
>>33280021>who would tell everyone how horrible and long labor wasHow is that bragging
>>33279879>at first I thought you were eloquent and charmingThank you.
>and you inevitably segued from that impression into coldly broadcasting that you are a psychopathEh, lunatic. Huge difference. I'm not remotely a "psycho", let alone a psychopath.
>who has concocted plans to murderPerson, not people. And it was a coping mechanism. I first realized that I was emotionally unwell when I noticed that I actually gave a shit about a namefag shitposter. Ironic, yes, but it's the truth. I immediately knew something was wrong with me. I was able work out, with help from talking to a friend, that the problem was I was deeply unhappy with my life and the delusion that they might one day actually be happy with theirs made me genuinely hate them. They were my emotional scapegoat. It was FAR easier for me to hate them than confront the pain in my life. So I began the process of dealing with my shit.
But I was still emotionally unwell. I needed to focus on something else while I got myself together. So I obsessively plotted their murder because moving forward slowly towards that felt like relief as I sunk into my pain.
And as I worked and got better, I genuinely stopped giving a shit about them.
And I can admit my worst traits here and almost nowhere else. I've told very few people any of the things I have said here. Just my therapist and wife, and I don't like to waste my time with them on this.
But it's an ugly truth about who I am and have been. I admit it honestly here.
Others admit their ugliness too.
Have you?
>and rape people.Ugh.
I abhor rape. In addition to being evil, a horrific violation of another soul, and all that jazz, it's also the physical manifestation of everything opposite of what I find sexually appealing. Being wanted is the sexiest thing to me.
So violent CNC sex where a girl wants me even when she doesn't want sex? Hot.
But looking at a woman that doesn't want to be looked at? Ew.
Do
Not
Want.
I would need Viagra and a gun to my head to rape.
>>33279943>enough to gently apply pressure to your cervix?(NTA) You definitely don't want to do that.
>>33280020That is a joke, anon. Nobody would actually fuck a zombie.
>>33280021i mean not really? but go off i guess it's fanfiction hour as usual in here
>>33279624What does that entail
>>33280003Yeah he drunk called me at 4am and told me I was his best friend and now we're dating.
>>33280004M
it has never occurred to me
maybe if it has a really nice and peaceful atmosphere
>>33280034are you being obtuse on purpose? ofc not , but they do get interested in a giant penis in a vacuum. That's my whole point.
>>33279941>What are asexual people like?Like anyone else, except that they don't experience sexual attraction. If you're straight, you probably don't feel attracted to people your own gender; imagine you were equally unattracted to both genders. That's all being asexual means.
Dear Mr genie, I wish all men had the exact same dick size so that women would have no choice but to like our universal size
>>33280025For the pity or "wowwws"
>>33280035Why are you so offended lol just move on
>>33280031nta, shut the fuck up pedophile it shouldn't take me two scrolls to get past your paragraphs no one reads
>>33280009>Dicks in general aren't arousing for women in a vacuum. It's their partner's dick they care about.Oh great, so they have to like me first. Well, off to kill myself.
>>33280046all men have 15 inch penises
>If you take into account the entire global male population. But, if you isolate for certain populations the average differs; and if you look at the specific subset of men getting the most sex, you'll probably see that the dicks women return to are definitely longer and girthier than the global average.
this is so true it hurts. giant dicks are statistically as rare as microdicks, but guess which one are talked about and experienced by women more?
blackpilling night for me I guess. I should just go play RDR2 and take my meds.
>>33280031It's fascinating how in every thread your background keeps getting worse and worse. Really puts into perspective almost everything you say.
Should I seppuku? I don't want to be a wizard
>>33280040Are you? Seems like you're just digging for things to justify your insecurity here. I'm done trying to help, because you don't want any. Wallow as you please.
>>33280050Nothing in life is handed to you on a platter. You have to go out and earn it.
>>33280047the projection is reaaal
>>33279895You can't force yourself to be ace any more than you can force yourself to be gay.
>>33280060Are you smoking crack?
>>33280059thanks for trying but I guess it wasn'0t effective.
>>33279651Funny thing is they have to make prosthetic dicks for movies
>>33280059>Nothing in life is handed to you on a platter. You have to go out and earn it.Not disagreeing with you there, but how do you "earn" love or respect? Yes, you can be nice to others, focus on improving yourself and all that. But if people don't care about you, there's nothing to do.
>>33279258when i think of all the girls guys say they like, i find they are a lot more whorish looking and "steriotypically hot" that what I would like, but im an internet person so it makes sense i don't want a party girl with nothing in common.
just a little bit chubby is good too, not as pretty, but lewder than thin. even a simple plain t-shirt is lovely. Compared to the girls I see guys posting online, I don't like it if she looks too proper or perfect, or whorish. i'd rather you be a little chubby if it meant you'd have bigger boobs (win win), or be cute and overly obsessed with me than look like instagram model. Its not like i hate it, but I feel i wouldn't appreciate it as much as others would, and too proper just isn't me.
Femanons if i ever kill myself over some dumb girl, i give you permission to piss on my grave
>>33280061I can not have sex or sexual thoughts
>>33280063I'm not insulting them I think it's cool what we can do but like. Why else are you telling your coworkers how your vagina got split open or you broke your hips having Jimmy
>>33280067I assure you that you're not afflicted by an evil curse that makes people not care for you. Keep working on yourself and you'll find other good people along the way.
>>33280065in this case it was real from comments and article iv read lol
anyway, im the anon that started all this dick debacle. sorry for that. also tried having sex with my gf last week and it hurt her, and im average, so clearly she doesnt get horny with me (i tried fingering her and shit but it didnt work that much)=
>>33280077They weren't real cocks
They were all zombified
I wish i lived somewhere cool green and foggy
>>33280073Probably because if you showed up to work no longer pregnant after 9 months they would ask about how it went
>>33280073nta sounds like you are projecting the behavior of some coworker you don't like onto everyone. or you are straight up strawmanning due to insecurity about your inability to "perform"
>>33280048>>33280057Fingerlet? Like Vienna sausages?
I HATE size queens. All my homies HATE size queens
>>33280083no as ive never had sex, a GF or a black guy
>>33280079lol! anyway, the problem i also have with wanting to be desired sexually is that a big dick works better for positions and stuff.
QED
END OF MY DISERTATION
FIN
>>33279418that's the rich girl. school rumble, a comedy and a classic. i watched it when I was a kid so I can't say if its still good, but i remember liking it as a goodie
>>33280033I did say Iโd be gentle about it. Now is it enough or not
>>33280056>It's fascinating how in every thread your background keeps getting worse and worse.Either you're another anon who didn't already know about the murder thoughts or you didn't understand my post.
Or, I suppose, you have a really twisted idea of what makes something worse.
>Really puts into perspective almost everything you say.It should but everyone seems to double down on their preconceived beliefs regardless of what I post. Even when I replied with honey badger trivia, they respond as if I were proving their irrational statements as valid.
It's remarkably delusional.
>>33280072>I can not have sex or sexual thoughtsI don't think you understand how sexual orientation works, anon. Who you have sex with is irrelevant, it's about who you're attracted to. And attraction is involuntary: you can neither make yourself feel attracted to someone nor prevent yourself from feeling it.
It's perfectly possible for a gay man to have sex with women; doing that doesn't mean he has stopped being gay. And if a straight man doesn't have sex with anyone, he hasn't stopped being straight. Asexuality is an orientation, not a lifestyle choice.
>>33279970>get another match>it's an obese woman, ugly too.>again
>>33280083There's something wrong with you if you're thinking about an imaginary black guy while having sex with your gf.
...well, less so if you're bi I guess.
>>33280094>I did say Iโd be gentle about it.How about I gently poke you in the eye?
>>33280081Their kids were like 14
>>33280082I liked them plenty? They were really sweet ladies Also I'm a girl
>>33280083No but as a black man im always worried about white men taking all the coloured women
>>33280113das rite watch out i might steal shamoniqua from you
>>33280113NTA
Take the white women
>>33280083No. I don't have a GF.
Women you have to chose one
>Black man
>Indian man
>>33280083>Men, it this relatable?Up until "me trying my best", yes. After that it jumps the rails.
>>33280082who is writing fan fiction now
>>33280114>shamoniquaidk, i feel like thats mostly an american thing
>>33280115Meh, the only type of white women i like are goths or redheads
>>33280126>>33280128if you're going to chose an option thats not on the list, just dont respond
>>33280127> goths or redheadsSo date one of those
The saddest thing about raising a son is him unfortunately turning into an incel. There is no guarantee he wonโt be, no matter how good I raise him, father to son.
>>33280127yeah it is. that be so.
>>33280120A black guy if he isnโt ratchet.
>>33280133I already did Tyrone
State gender. How to get connections that can give me a cushy high-paying job, as an ugly poor manlet autist?
>>33280083Why is it always niggers?
>>33280149Become a YouTuber
>>33280153Good to know. Thanks.
>>33280100>It's perfectly possible for a gay man to have sex with women; dWhereas the opposite isn't true. I would rather jump off a bridge than fuck a guy. The thought makes mewant to vomit.
American male blacks and British male blacks are pretty different.
What about American black women compared to British black women? How does that look?
>>33280155Posts like these are made by jews. Every time Israel gets bombed, all posts and threads like these die at once.
>>33280126Relatable.
The other day I actually wondered if the next time I went to a bar I should find a lesbian bar. Ideally there'd be good music, good drinks, good scenery, and strangers I have at least one thing in common with.
Men would you date a girl who always wins
>>33280156Ok, and then what?
>>33280162Please stay away from lesbian bars.
>>33279996I went in the garden for smoke breaks, it was sunny earlier but cooler tonight
>>33280102Why did you swipe right on her then Stimpy you eeeediot?
>>33280163I'd date DJ Khalida
>>33280160UK black women make better garage MCs
>>33280163If you always win you don't play enough games
>>33280163yes
but then youd be dating a loser
or is it fine if he's only losing to you
Women would you date a man who has never failed at anything and thus does not know what failure tastes like?
>>33280137My dad I stilled in me a profound respect for logic and the scientific process, the antithesis of delusional incel mentality.
Wasn't exactly swift at helping my ability to date though.
>>33279937They were just a friend anon
>>33279958Sorry you're feeling shitty anon ):
That really wasn't my intention
I'll trade places with you, it's not sunshine and roses
Crying myself to sleep every night atm LOL
>>33280165>Please stay away from lesbian bars.Politely requested and I probably won't venture out to one but I offer zero promises.
>>33280172Failure tastes like flat Dr Pepper.
>>33280180It tastes pretty decent?
>>33280172No, that just means he's extremely risk adverse and hasn't done much with his life
>>33280167>Why did you swipe right on her then Stimpy you eeeediot?i just mass swip right on every woman.
>>33280183nta
flat dr pepper is a tragedy
>>33280184Actually not true. I know you guys wont believe me, but i do a lot of different shit. Everything i've wanted to be good at, i have became decent-to-really good at
i should learn to weave baskets
>>33280172Show me a man who has never failed at anything and I'll show you a man who has never truly learned.
>>33278457anon we unironically should date, my jawline looks like this. wishing you were here sigh.
Today, two women that I know were wearing flip flops and I couldn't keep my eyes off their disproportionately wide feet or short, stubby, even toes.
Is this normal behavior?
>>33280160M, britbong, they nearly exclusively stick to their own communities
>>33280197they have more natural feet
growing up wearing tight shoes will narrow them and make the toes uneven
>>33280189>>33280180Dr Pepper is good flat. But I developed a taste for flat soda.
how do i make myself stop craving intimacy?
>>33280203you seem more insane and worthy of resentment every day
>>33280192What kinds of things?
>>33280206close your laptop and turn off your phone
>>33280206By satisfying the cravings.
My burp tastes like hotdogs :โฌ)
>>33280200Does this mean they are more loyal than black american women?
>>33280200Do they? I've been friends with several black girls in the UK as a white guy (and dated one)
Maybe most of them do though, I dunno
>>33280185Kek, maybe don't do that
At least don't swipe right on the ones you definitely wouldn't date/sleep with
>>33280172Yea
It's called learning from the people around you- he probably doesn't have special snowflake syndrome and I appreciate that
>>33280206Are you the girl that posted boob?
>>33280210>Academics>Instruments>Languages>Art
>>33280203You would probably like Moxie as a soft drink brand. Not advertising, when I visited Maine they were genuinely proud of it being their signature soda.
>>33280202Not true. I am male and have a Grecian toe, which is very common genetically in Arab, Semitic, Greek, Persian, and Turkish families. It looks like the kind of toes you'd see in one of those Victorian sex paintings by Edouard-Henri Avril.
>>33280196No thanks not a tranny lover *kisses*
>>33280207>you seem more insaneFair
>and worthy of resentment every dayI don't see why or what it could possibly do to benefit you by resenting me.
>>33280215They probably are yes, they have less options
>>33280219That's honestly great anon. Now how about your relationships and career?
>>33280196we could butt chins together kek
>>33280222With a body like that why do you crave anything? You are a sexy shaped white girl, why no bf yet?
>>33280226Your getting off on thinking about minors is not something to be fucking proud of, for one thing.
>>33280221If I get the chance, I'll try it.
Plus, it's got that 20s gangster appeal.
Women, would you date a man who has to wake up everyday at 5:55am or else he will perish?
>>33280211>>33280220why would you ever want me to be your gf, im not "gf material" and never will be
>>33280228>relationshipsNever had a gf. But i have a decent amount of female friends
>careerJust finished uni. We'll figure that out soon i guess
I listened to too much alternative rock music and took too much Gen-X sarcasm and nihilism in the '90s and now I'm a wreck. Ironically I am a Millennial Animal and was only a child at the time. It's fucking weird what Smashing Pumpkins and Kid-Friendly Commercial Heroin Brands will do to a young mind, you know? Anyone else have such a life?
>>332802365:55 is really early, maybe he can just sleep in an extra 10 minutes and get up at 5:65?
>>33280243You can wake him up by sucking his pee pee every morning.
>>33280236Early birds are based. A chance to be more productive, the city is awake but not crowded yet, the fresh morning air, and breakfast menu at McDonald's is actually good last I checked
>>33280245People on avg lose virginity before their first relationship?
>>33279869i love myself a lot, and my girlfriend loves me a lot, so it worked out really well. she likes artists, and she likes that im a good (and a little naive) person. both of us were virgins with rather traditional views on romance (her even more than me somehow) and basically fell for each other by accident. weirdly she admitted she masturbated to me even before we were going out.
honestly, i don't get why more people don't have good relationships. I think they are impure people who give others no grace, listen to dogshit public advice that constantly tells you to break up over minor offenses, and generally give up too easy. If you *both* viewed it like forever marriage, you'd do it right. removal of gender roles left girls with no standard of behavior, and thus let the devil corrupt them completely. now they don't believe in doing what you're supposed to and chase an empty life. The hen no longer sits on her eggs. my girlfriend and I believe in one love forever, and stuck even when it was really really hard, and everything fixed and is good now. probably anyone would have called each other redflags because "I didn't love her enough" or that "she was schizo crazy" and split us apart, but I knew things would get better, so she endured it for me. I'd have to guess most women don't love their bfs like she loves me, and most women don't endure. too many people treating each other as replaceable.
>>33280242I definitely wish it had set in for me at the time that things weren't going to stay the same
>>33280245I did first kissy kissy at 21, loosed my virgin at 24, had peak life satisfaction at 32, and never had emotional relation, marry, or first children.
>Early bird gets the worm
Early bird = women
worm = penis
Is this true?
>>33280254Consequences will never be the same.
>>33280242I mean i listened to my moms pearl jam CDs but i guess they didnt rub off on me
>>33280256My morning wood proves this to be true
>>33280237>and never will bewhy do you think that? just be nice to me
>>33280252Lmao. Endured what?
>>33280083No, I don't have a gf.
>>33280256Dude, you can't just, like, worm another dude's chicks.
>>33280242I'm a wreck
how exactly?
i mean you just sound like a stupid faggot to me
>>33280245>15>17>18Why even try, im too far behind to be salvaged
>>33280245Is 39 too late for the first kiss?
>>33280231Being sexy shaped doesn't magically make it easy to get a romantic partner, anon.
>>33280266NTA. But in the 1990s, when I was in my young teens, I got my penis tugged by an older man, one of the mall security guards, in a shopping mall bathroom. It was my first sexy time experience. Every time I see that New Radicals video set in the mall it reminds me so nostalgically of that experience.
>>33280252Let me save you all the read
>"I got lucky and don't understand why other people won't just go out and be lucky too!"
>That's it, I won't waste another day of my life! Starting tomorrow
How many times have you told yourself this lie? This year?
>>33280272Nearly daily. Hot damn.
>>33280243I love goofy girls :-*
>>33280206What about that guy you matched with on tinder that was literally sitting across from you
>>33280196We unironically could if you're into black guys in engineering
My roommate took my $40 water bottle without asking and lost it but won't admit she lost it, she's telling me to "look for it"
Demons exist among us
>>33280162>lesbian bars>>33280165I mean, this dude needs to stay away from queer bars in general. He's a fucking creep and speaking as a pan-bi-omni-whatever-sexual I don't want him anywhere near me or my people, you know?
>>33280239Well that's what I mean, although I should have added "too young" to my original reply. But still, if you've literally never screwed up anything ever and you're in your early 20's, maybe you haven't been reaching far enough
>>33280231I dunno Anon, if you actually read her posts you'd realize why no one would want to date her.
>>33280278Are you me? How many of us are here??
>>33280279imagine paying $40 dollars for a water bottle kek
you deserve it for being a dumb consumerist
>>33280282I'll be 27 this year. I started uni like 4 years too late
>>33280285I got it as a gift and took care of it for years you dumb faggot demon
Women, would you date a man who plans to die an early death?
>>33280283She is always nice and post cute not, what are you on about
>>33280279$40 on a water bottle? Is it made of gold?
Sorry it got taken tho ):
>>33280272I don't delude myself like this any more
>>33280252>honestly, i don't get why more people don't have good relationshipsThis is like saying "I don't get why more people aren't rich"
>>33280263i had depression and barely felt anything. it meant that i couldn't be a good bf, didn't get much lovey feelings, and she couldn't handle it, thinking I didn't love her and would leave her. it sounds stupid rationally speaking, but emotions are stupid and powerful, when you see someone that's supposed to love you feel nothing towards you, you can't help but get very suspicious that they don't love you anymore and worry worry worry. she honestly couldn't handle it.
how do I say... every month some new bad thing would show up, i'd tell her to wait, it will probably get better, it would just as I said it would, and then another bad thing would show up, for like 2 years. now things are pretty good and stable now tho.
>>33280271i just don't get why this should be lucky, it should be normal for women to love men, or at least do their duty. it just shouldn't be rare. she is a great lover tho ngl, im a good person but not a very good lover haha...
>>33280290based SelectiveMemoryAnon
Just got a like on a dating app and he said "I feel like you're chronically online" on one of my photos where I am outside. How should I kill this dude? He's French of course
>>33280290all she does is whine and put us closer to the image limit
>>33280290She's a bpd demon
>>33280277hes not responded to my message
clearly i was not as attractive in person as in the photos. I must be like a catfish or something, i dunno
im never going to be good enough
>>33280295Isn't he correct tho? We meme, but actual normies dont come to 4chan
>>33280295What if you were online outside
>>33280295Shoot him in the jaw and guillotine him before he bleeds out. If you cannot afford it find a hole shoot him in the throat and kick down until he is decapitated.
>>33280301I don't imply that anywhere on my profile
>>33280302What if my grandmother was a bike?
>>33280271im definitely lucky though to have someone that loves me this much haha :D
>>33280300God I love women with low self esteem.
>>33280284based, what field?
I'm in nuclear.
>>33280295maybe he saw your very prominent and distinctive eye bags
>>33280299Perfect. Gimmie
>>33280304Are you saying you ride your grandmother?
Men who think negging will work on me. I have a special power that induces testicular torsion. Don't fuck with me it's not cute
>>33280299im not a bpd demon i just have other mental health issues that make me unstable thats all
There are multiple people in my life who tell me to my face what mental illnesses they think i have and BPD is not one of them
State Gender
Thoughts?
Do you know about the honey packs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T_XtwcaHYU
>>33280310oh yeah? well i think y- AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>33280312Even more perfect. Gimmie
>>33280309>Are you saying you ride your grandmother?Most guys' grannies masturbated them when they were growing up. Are you saying your gran didn't sing "Wee Willie Winkie" to you while tugging on your own wee willy winky?
>>33280300Blursed catfish.
Anons how are we doing this evening?
>>33280303I like your style
>>33280308Imagine swiping on a woman just to insult her. What a dumb faggot
>>33280310Negging works on every girl if you do it right
>>33280310Do NOT joke about torsion. That shit is like 9/11 to us.
i am going to masturbate to pornography and it's all the femcels' fault for not edating me
>>33280307>what field?Controls
>nuclearbasado
>>33280316>Are you saying your gran didn't sing "Wee Willie Winkie" to you while tugging on your own wee willy winky?That explains so much
>>33280318yes it is very cruel and rude, typical of a frenchman
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>>33280310Its a good thing I got protection
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>>33280306Why do you like us this way
i think sustaining over a year of negging on this website might have done something to me
>>33280290I want you to know that you made me drop the trvth nvke.
tfw no superstitious gf with supernatural intuition
>>33280330incel hate =/= negging
>>33279924you're going to feel a tiny bit silly if you find happiness again and remember how much you wanted to die.
>>33280319Not on me bitch
>>33280320I'm not joking you should be scared
>>33280324>typical of a frenchmanThey can't help themselves. But that's because they don't have souls and aren't actual human beings
>>33280327You don't know how pretty you are and I get the opportunity to make you feel more love than you knew was possible.
>>33280313How is it any different from the other honey? I like my bear shaped bottle.
>>33280331The most incredible OC this board has ever produced
>>33280331did you really have to make a 2017 meme?
>first post was her tits on /soc/i posted on soc a while after i started posting here
>crashout because nobody noticed i was banned for 24NO THATS NOT WHAT I WAS UPSET ABOUT
i asked soc to go tell /atoga/ that i was banned AND NOBODY DID IT
I POSTED MY BOOBS AND GOT NOTHING IN RETURN
>>33280330If you didn't learn how to avoid it after a month, that just means you have brain damage
>>33280338Its spiked with viagra
>>33280343I learned how to avoid sex after a month.
>>33280340>crashed out because noone did her simp errandThat's even worse
How can I play mind tricks on myself and convince myself that it's not over 80 degrees in my apartment?
>>33280340aw shit we missed more tits?
>>33280286Congrats on graduating. If you're 27 you've obviously had at least some failures and screw ups like the rest of us, if you're delusional about that then yeah women won't want to date you
>>33280339This board really does have a low bar huh
>>33280340>I WASN'T MAD THAT NO ONE NOTICED, I WAS MAD BECAUSE NO ONE CARED
>>33280351I told you to go to the dolar store and pick up a fucking hand fan
>>33280350Im sorry but i dont think that was a lot to ask for
>>33280351pretend youre Mr. Cool Ice
>>33280358there is genuinely no point giving advice
As a man, why is there so much dried semen between my teeth? I've never even sucked a male cock before! But I might have accidentally came into my own mouth while choking the chicken?
>>33280340>I POSTED MY BOOBS AND GOT NOTHING IN RETURNYou did get complimented didn't you?
>>33280327sucks for you, but its cute and makes me feel like you're mine cuz then we get to be the center of your world n cheer you up n stuff, assuming you're my gf anyways. guys like it when you depend on them, regardless of how actually dependable they are.
>>33280295He's negging you in a way that actually tells on himself
>>33280351My cool, cool trick is to take a half capsule of Phenibut. For some strange reason it often makes my body's internal cooling system activate so I feel pleasantly cold even on a scorching hot day.
>>33280300>he's not responded to my messagethe message in question
>>33280363It really does feel that way, shitposting is way more fun anyways at least
>Male anons refuse to reciprocate
I feel bad when some of you get a girlfriend and you give her an hour long lecture on why you dont have to eat her out but she has to swallow. You seriously couldnt take five seconds to go click the link provided, type "hey some bitch on soc wants to let you know she posted boobs", type the captcha, and go back to your business? Are women just toys to you?
State gender
Do you like Brett Cooper?
love the way old southerners say "boil"
>>33280351Turn on the heating so that you won't need to convince yourself
>>33280369Lord pray I don't do something that gets me banned on this app
>>33280375M
/atoga/ is a Mary board. Br*tt can fuck off.
>>33280374M
i almost never go on /soc/toga
i check like once a month because its so slow
>>33280375Idk who she is but if she's pic related then she's pretty cute
>>33280374F
I need to know the name of your crack dealer right now
Women, what propaganda are you not falling for?
>>33280374I don't spend all day on soc looking at titties because I'm not retarded
>>33280379i wish my eyes were that big
>>33280378Are you a virgin?
>>33280374If somebody cared about her as a person then they wouldn't ask her to post boobs.
If somebody asked her to post boobs then they don't care about her as a person.
There are two groups of people interacting with her and she will never get anywhere in life by treating them as only one group of people.
>>33280310twist my nuts mommy :3
>>33280376I love just doing an offensively bad southern accent for fun.
>>33280385I fell for antisemitism
Immigrants just harm themselves though. There is nothing here for us
>>33280367Precious. Not reality though.
>>33280382I am more sober than you have been for even a single day since childhood
>>33280391You drive me
Crazy
But it feels all right
Baby, Baby, love you
Keeps me up all night
>>33280389Are you? Are nonvirgins supposed to enjoy rude messages?
Does the :3 anon know that :3 is a tranny thing now?
>>33280396Oh wow so you got this retarded all on your own? That's pretty impressive
>>33280340>I posted my boobs and got nothing in return.You got a life lesson in return.
You want to post your tits so people will think you're cool? Nobody will respect you for it, everybody will think you're retarded.
You want to get high and drunk in public so people will think you're cool? Nobody will respect you for it, everybody will think you're retarded.
You want to seek out hookups to lose your virginity so people will think you're cool? Nobody will respect you for it, everybody will think you're retarded.
There's nothing lamer than a lameass who's ashamed of their own lameness and who's trying to speedrun coolmaxxing. Others perceive you as lame because you set the tone by perceiving yourself as lame first. Chill out, relax, slow down, live your life with more thought and deliberation.
>>33280313I don't click atoga youtubes anymore, it makes my recommends look psychotic
Men would you let me make you watch a 3 hour game playthrough or would you rather play the game yourself with me watching and commenting the whole time
>>33280401No i have to be normal like everyone else i see in college
>>33280398Your posts gave me virgin vibes idk
is this what every atoga thread will be like here in out?
grim.
>>33280402Look at the embed then
>>33280281>He's a fucking creepNah, I'm alright.
>I don't want him anywhere near me or my people, you know?You realize that you could know me irl and not even know it, right?
I'm not a creep. I'm pleasant, kind, funny, and generally very enjoyable to be around. You guys just know my few ugly truths that people don't talk about publicly. Would the people around you in life appreciate knowing your inner thoughts or 4chan history?
At least I understand, accept, and own what I post here. I just don't share it elsewhere.
Do you accept and own your dark and ugly truths?
>>33280404Why aren't we playing together? Is co-op not a thing where you come from?
>>33280383I don't know a single namefag or tripfag that has been THIS FAR up their own ass that they need to alert people that they've been banned and need to let everyone know that they are too retarded to evade.
>girl keeps calling me "dude"
This is the ultimate knife in the heart.
>>33280404I like playing by myself. But you could play if you wanted to. I wouldn't be domineering.
>>33280410It's single player and I'm really bad at games
>>33280409>Do you accept and own your dark and ugly truths?Yes. Now stop acting like a dickhead.
>>33280399I remember when it was a scene kid thing when I was in school. Heh, now I feel old.
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>>33280409You crave external validation like fish need water. Simply step away. Discontinue namefagging. Stop arguing back and trying to explain to the umpteenth revolted-at-your-behavior anon your actions and how great you really are.
Simply discontinue.
Really is that easy.
>>33280374>Masterfully eating pussy is not on most guys radar.Its the go to romantic opener.
It's romantic, right? Ladies, am I crazy (yes, I am) or is that not reserved for the after-sex of roses and sweetly scented nights in the botanical gardens of an exotic city?
>>33280401Girl you gotta let go of that quirky emo girl who stole your boyfriend in 10th grade.
Let it go, Becky.
>>33280407Just got here
What's the matter?
>>33280351Put a bunch of water bottles in the freezer and always keep a couple of them on your lap/neck/whatever
>>33280412Is she a millennial?
roughly how much unpaid child support is a red flag? I mean I'm not saying I'll never pay it but it's kind of not a priority obviously
>>33280310Negging has always been awful. It's like cheating at a board game. They either get spotted as a jerk or succeed without actually winning and ruin the experience for everyone involved.
I like that we have our own personal lolcow ITT but I think it's going to get old really, really quickly.
>>33280375Don't know who she is.
>>33280419What did you win Anon?
>>33280429Where on the character shade slider do you sit?
>>33280425Today we are babysitting the retarded.
>>>"I want to do something ill-advised and self-destructive!">>"Please don't do that.">"BUT I WANT TO!"
>>33280402>, it makes my recommends look psychoticYou can delete it from your viewed list. Seems to keep shit outta my algorithm.
>>33280404the latter
i cannot stand playthroughs
>>33280431Qt? Nah the laughs never stop with that guy
>>33280416>Now stop acting like a dickhead.I'd be happy to. Can you identify what I am doing that qualifies as "acting like a dickhead"
>>33280351Oh i actually do have a decent trick. Put on your headphones and listen to ambient blizzard sounds. Makes you feel cold
>>33280310>Women throw a huge pity party and make conspiracies about the evils of neggingliterally every conversation with you cunts is negging, almost all women open with an insult when flirting.
>>33280428No. All millennial women are already married
>>33280374I don't go to the /soc/ boobs thread.
Some guys are just so hot. The moment I look at him I want to suck him off right then and there
thoughts on a guy with popeye arms?
my forearms are noticeably larger in diameter than my bicep
and i dont even lift or anything so its not like im just doing wrist curls and nothing else
>>33280445No one flirts with you so how would you know
women are you male allies?
>>33280451Not me though. Means I'm safe from the suckysucky
Phew
>>33280441qt is admirable and has a heart of gold that makes you want to see him win.
cat-tard doesn't know what battles to pick but loses them all anyway and it's fun to watch the burnt fools finger wobble back into the fire.
>>33280378Vent here and ignore the losers on the app, if you respond at all to them they'd consider it a victory. Ignoring him has a better chance of making him seethe lol
>>33280310how about nigging
>>33280451https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>33280449You're the groomer asshole who was fucking advising her how to post nudes.
>>33280455>no one flirts with youI fucking wish. It's a 50/50 between some weird crystal chick or a bitch telling me that I'm not (whatever trait here) enough but she's going to talk to me anyway.
>>33280422>You crave external validation like fish need water. That's not what I am doing.
I don't try to draw water from a dry well.
>Simply step away. Hard to disagree with this advice as it applies to everyone on 4chan.
>Discontinue namefagging.I still do it for three reasons. Only one is farming amusing irrational hatred.
>Stop arguing backI actually try not to engage in arguing as many literally just want to argue.
Sometimes I do get suckered in tho. Not today but sometimes.
>and trying to explainThis is the thing.
I enjoy explaining and answering questions. It's why I came here.
It fulfills me in a very specific way.
>>33280468Look inward if that is who you attract
>>33280468nta
where does this happen
>>33280408Won't that still affect my views? Anyways look dumb, either big honey or anti honeyism propaganda
>>33280456Yeah I signed the peace treaty.
>>33280463>groomerThat stupid bitch is 20. Stop immediately pointing fingers at other adults for dumbass shit that one adult makes. She should have known better than to do that by literal high school. No one groomed her to be an attentionwhore.
>>33280458>qt is admirable and has a heart of gold that makes you want to see him win.Nah, he's an asshole. He treats people like shit and lashes out at anyone trying to help him. Doesn't matter if they speak softly and walk on eggshells, doesn't matter if they sanctimoniously lecture and moralize, he's mad either way.
>>33280459i usually report bitches who ghost me
women will you buy me a nintendo switch 2 for Christmas?
>>33280481you have been done with puberty for like 5 years now
>>33280481Why are you poor?
>>33280476>Stop immediately pointing fingers at other adults for dumbass shit that one adult makes.This
>>33280480Only if it's 6+ inches and the man attached to it is hot
>>33280451kinda crazy there are people that would want to suck you off. you'd think no one would want to. i remember looking at porn and thinking whats even in it for the woman half the time, they doing everything to please the men and don't care about themself. i mean duh its hot for the guy but what's the girl get out of it?
apparently the situation is just as hot to them too, hotter than if they tried to please themselves, so like not even a conflict of interest. crazy how compatible men and women are, can literally be selfish and do what I really want as a man and somehow its just hot to them too.
>>33280480Only if it's 9+" and black
>>33280487I don't want to meme, but your soul is yucky and your public support in this thread just makes me look bad so.. shoo shoo
do you think the jewess catposter was like groomed or bullied as a kid or something? why the fuck does she need praise from gooner men so badly
>>33280493she is probably unironically underage and is one of those ipad kids
>>33280480only if its under 4"
>>33280493Genetic hardwiring and liberal families
state gender
should i grab a few beers or go sober tonight? I have off tomorrow. i was thinking Guinness. i never tried it and want to see what the hype is about
>>33280485I finished growing around last year actually
>>33280451https://youtu.be/7yjKQR3-4BA?si=t0wUzbQJBunzYcGh
You've earned yourself a fun documentary.
>>33280493I think
>>33280494 is half right. She's the age she claims, but stunted.
>>33280500M
>guinness Tastes like you dumped an ashtray into leftover coffee from your morning brew. Its my favorite.
>>33280493At the end of the day, itโs just easy attention. Sheโs really not the first and wonโt be the last
>>33280494This was the most sobering thing I have ever read.
>>33280477I agree. Daniel is just an all-around fuck up.
>>33280503yeah, horizontally XD
>>33280507>Tastes like you dumped an ashtray into leftover coffee from your morning brew.I'm intrigued. is it really your favorite?
>>33280489Many women live for the satisfaction of the moid they love.
>>33280491I'm like 8" if you squint hard enough. 10 people on the planet are over 9.
tfw no mother-in-law with ESP
>>33280503I finished growing a second ago while looking at your pics
>>33280511This. When the (You)'s inevitably dry out she'll leave, but until then there's no reason for her to change her ways when the only highlight of her day is getting a post on 4chan with 7 replies. She's really easy to bait too so it goes both ways.
>>33280500I like guiness, but I can understand why most people don't like dark beers.
>>33280516>favorite?Well not Guinness specifically but those style of beers are.
Any kind of stout or porter is my preferred beer. I actually kinda hate lagers and lighter beers but I'll still drink them.
>>33280503I sure am gonna laugh if you find out otherwise. Come on, six feet, come on come on come on!
>>33280471Probably should cut back on the occult stuff yeah
>>33280473rural red state
what can i do to get attention from the femanons? I want them to be as invested in me as the male anons are with cat posters and JHs?
>>33280454Gross
Just be toned
Do you think its gross/sad/annoying if a man cleans the bone whenever he is eating meat? >inb4 penis joke
People really hate me but somehow convince themselves they like me and then they treat me like they hate me. Why?
>>33280517aye, as it should be. it makes me happy knowing heterosexual couples are fking. like the collective spirit of moid-kind putting women in their (loving) place, and making babies and stuff. stupid, but true.
>>33280492>your soul is yuckyIt isn't tho.
I just cleaned it!
>>33280532Hmm, create a larp that says you're 6'5" with a criminal record.
My entire mouth tastes like death I can't wait for this to be over
>>33280506ive been telling you all that im a late bloomer i was behind all of my friends
but everyone thinks so linearly. So many of the people who i talked to at my freshman dorm or classes a few months ago told me that i was behind and told me they thought it was unusual that i havent drank or partied, or the one guy i told i never had a boyfriend seemed weirded out by that.
i was only like a year or two older than most of the people on the floor and will probably graduate at a similar time as most of them, but they seem to think so linearly about age. probably because this is a good school and only early bloomers with healthy upbringings and sociable parents are the kind to get into a "selective school" without running through community college like i did
>>33280546Gargle saltwater.
>>33280532speak for yourself, I'm not invested in cat tard
>>33280531How are crystal bitches in a rural red state? Do they use their crystal mugs to drink Natty Lite in?
>>332805321) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive
>>33280548Hey, kid, stop doxxing yourself.
>>33280541Hey femanons, name's Tall Jack, I'm white, six foot six, and I'm wanted in seven states, also I have several domestic violence convictions, child support orders which I ignore, and I'm the CFO of a charity that pays for female circumcision overseas. You could be the woman who fixes me though.
>>33280558I'm not incontinent
>>33280561i was gonna make this joke :/
>>33280560how am i doxxing myself??
>>33280558https://youtu.be/EDhTlk8o5_M
>>33280531yeah i live in one of those too but where exactly
school, bars, the fukken drugstore?
>>33280573In his chatbot roleplays
>>33280563My aunt had a super loser husband who never worked a day in his life, beat her, and spent her money on bullshit like scratchers and trucks. My brother and I made fun of her all the time and one day did it while she was there
>"Ahh no please don't beat me up!">"AH NEEDS MORE MONEY FOR BOOZE AND SCRATCHERS!">"AFTER A LONG DAY OF DOING FUCK ALL I NEED TO RELAX!"Our dad was not happy with us but after seeing us make fun of her auntie did finally divorce that piece of shit.
Point is, the only way to get through to women is by laughing at them. I'm doing a god damn public service, women should pay me for it.
>>33280548>being behind means not being a degenerateNormie scum
Femanons, would you degrade your boyfriend if he wanted you to?
How do I deal with a guy not wanting to "label things" but basically doing every other relationshipy thing and spending all our time together? He'll get uncomfortable if I bring up being in a relationship and I don't understand why. He wont really explain it he just says he just needs more time. I'm trying to respect it and be patient but I'm getting frustrated. It's making me really confused, insecure, and worried that I'm wasting my time
>>33280637he's a pussy ass bitch who wont commit to you
>>33280637you're being rostered and you aren't his top pick.
>>33280637Online friend or irl?
Why do I feel guilty for wanting to get skinny?
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