Thread 33284182

Met the girl of my dreams except for one caveat which is she has a flat ass. I love her to death but my mind can’t be fully and absolutely sexually attracted to her because her ass isn’t fat. Hell, my ass is fatter than hers. What the hell do I do? She said she’s incredibly open to working out more but damn. Am I just taking her for granted?

>>33284182 (OP)
>What the hell do I do?
Well, you're too retarded and, frankly, subhuman, to be allowed to breed. So register at your local euthanasia center and wait for the cremation van to collect you.

>>33284182 (OP)
There are people in this very website that probably would put a baby under a bus to be in your shoes. Get the bitch to hit gyms, squat (on your dick, maybe), but stop posting inane and silly threads like this

>>33284182 (OP)
I know this feel. My girlfriend thinks I'm hot and loves my body but she doesn't turn me on. Life is hell.

>>33284182 (OP)
Do squats with her

She'll get fatter if you put a baby in her

get to sculpting

>>33284182 (OP)
Are there actually living, voting human beings who think like this?

>>33284182 (OP)
Get her to the gym and do hip thrusts. If she's not willing, good luck.