Thread 33290133

I want to get political asylum in the USA, but if i say anti-government things in my country, i will be jailed and then barred from ever leaving, so i can't get asylum. My idea is to flee the country, illegally stay in another country, make a whole anti-government media persona, say things abkut the government that are illegal to say in my country, keep uploading videos until i big enough to be noticed by the government and they ask for me to be deported back, then flee, enter the USA illegally, come to authorities in the USA and ask for asylum. Would that work?

>>33290133 (OP)
I won't read subhuman invasive-species threads.

>>33290183
Invasive species? I am the most pro-american, most assimilating immigrant. If i don't get into the US another non-english speaking welfare-dependant muslim will.

no, stay in your shithole, russky pidor

>>33290133 (OP)
drumpf made this almost impossible. he's releasing a 'trump card' that costs $5 million and gives you special citizenship but that's supposed to attract CEOs and other rich people, not ordinary people...

maybe it's still possible through the right channels though you'll have to study the immigration laws to figure out how to get in legally, they've made the borders pretty strong otherwise.

the liberalistic world order is sort of collapsing and being replaced by heightened version of cold war era power politics and military-industrial-complex warmongering although there's still a lot of people in the government who go against the grain and help out immigrants at their own risk.

>>33290378
First of all, i am straighter tha you, and aecond, i am not a dirty russian. I hatw Russia, i hate Russians, i hate the russian language.

>>33290133 (OP)
The US government is currently working very hard to expel the foreigners (however legal and of value) we have and will not look charitably on others (however oppressed or desireable) wanting to come in

One of the most attractive and admirable things about the Ameerican nation is being dismantled around us.

>>33290133 (OP)
no, marry a girl from the us. Isn't illegal being gay in russia and belarus? Be gay and ask other belarusian gays how they escaped

>>33290133 (OP)
Which country are you from? It makes all the difference.

>>33290883
Belarus,it sucks

>>33290915
Yeah it could be relatively easy since you're white. Might want to check out with the embassy first. You'll need to make sure you aren't a criminal though and are clear of any drugs - border security really hates junkies.
Sounds like with what you're willing to say it'd be easier to go to the EU though.